Where Can You Typically Find Natty Sci?

Below are various locales the Sci frequents. The order is based on popularity. Under each is a description and typical activities.

1. Wicks

A classic meeting spot for Natty Sci. Expect to see Marc taking down a 12" sausage by himself. Also known as "the Dresden."

2. Flanagan's

Natty Sci has invested more than $10,000 dollars in booze at Flanagan's, and those ungrateful bastards used the money to build a traditional irish dance club with whips and chains on the walls. But that's neither here nor there. Natty Sci will still be found there on Monday's night praying for sports and movie questions.

Flanagan's still shows flashes of great moments, but generally after 1:00 am and all the frat boys had to go home and vomit.

Also known as "The Winchester"

3. Burket's House

The typical "beginning of the end" meeting place for most weekend excursions. Annual events include Blow Up St. Matthews on the 4th of July and Drink In the New Year. Or at least it was until Joe turned gay.

4. O'Charley's

Half off appetizers after 10 on Tuesday. The location has changed, and the numbers have dwindled, but you can also bet that someone from the Sci will be at O'Charlies come 10pm. Followed by Marc around 10:30.

5. O'Sheas

I swear the food is good there, assholes.

6. Wet Willy's

After obtaining free passes into Wet Willy's, thus saving us a dollar each, Wet Willy's has become the Dennis Eckersley of Baxter avenue for the Sci. Wet Willy’s once featured a dance club, which later was shut down once the Sci penetrated the VIP room. Since that night the dance club has been boarded up, presumably to burn the furniture. If the night lasts long enough, you can find the Sci and three other people at Wet Willy's around 3:30am.

Also features Flinstone Chairs and a Monitor Lizard that fascinates Burket (I swear it's a fucking gator!!!)

7. Hooters

Not for the sole reason of seeing large-breasted women in short shorts forced to talk to me and tend to certain whims of mine. I mean that's why I go, but some of Natty Sci goes occassionally on Wednesday nights for all you can eat wings, except Lynnie who goes for 8 wings and a "lady's soda." Although not as great as "All you can eat Ribs and Chicken" at Hops (SEE BELOW) but the large-breasted women in short shorts do help to make up for it.

8. Fourth Street

Your home for $4.50 miller lites.

9. Brendan's

The new O'Shea's where the French Dip is king. But if you get the salmon, make them put it on the French Dip bun.

Other Places

Headliners

Burket loves to round up some of the Sci for various concerts.

Seattle

The Knarr Bar

Favorite place for dirty hippies to hang out. Pat would have loved it.

Jay, Pat, Andy, and Eli's house

We had some awsome parties. Even I almost got laid there. And that's saying something.

The College Inn

First place I ever got drunk in Seattle. Not much to it, but a good place to hang out.

Red Robin

Get hammered and eat burgers and all you can eat fries.

My Research Lab

If I put all the time I spent drinking there to my research, I'd have a PhD by now.

Jessi, Joe, Kim, and Cullen's House

Two hot Asian chicks. Need I say more.

Cincinnati

Fries Cafe

Don't ask me why they call it a "cafe" because the only food they serve is peanuts. A tradition among UC grad students to get hammered following exams or any other occasion that warrants drinking such as surviving the day. Also famous for Friday Grillouts in the summer. A usual hangout for Molecular Genetics softball players.

Jillians - Covington

Both the traditional Natty Sci and Natty Sci Cincy have frequented this establishment. Wes enjoyed the bubbles far too much! Classic battles at the ping-pong table and General Zod harassing everyone are common events.

Hofbrauhaus

Everyone loves German beer, and they've got food too! A typical summer evening will involve inbibing gallons of German ale and stumbling across the bridge to take in a Reds game.

Bw3 - Rookwood

Are you hungry following your latest softball slaugher? Come join us at BW3 where the Scott will buy everyone drinks until they die.

Christy's/Lendharts

Where does Natty Sci Cincy like to get drunk BEFORE their intramural games? Look no further. This locale also provides alcoholic nurishment prior to watching the Bearcats crush the next pathetic excuse for a basketball team.

Mad Frog

Infamous Humuculus played here one Friday, and too much drinking resulted in crazy dancing and screaming at the band.

Pavilion

This Mt. Adams bar is an over-priced hangout for those wanting to relax with the snobs.

Past Hangouts

Phoenix Hill

Used to be awesome on Wednesday with $.50 Coors and Bob Dominie. Play Mudshovel!

Bar Louisville

Used to be the best place to check out some fine ass, but after hitting on waitresses became most of the Sci's favorate past-time, gauking at short-shorts didn't have the same appeal. Site of Philco's famous addiction to Smirnoff Ice. It does warrant mentioning that Phil was raped by a model at Bar. It is also worth mentioning that the Fabulous Philco got his hand stuck in some chick's thong on the dance floor. How that happened still boggles the mind.

Atlas/Jillians

Used to be the place to hip-thrust total strangers, but old greasy men took over the place and UofL basketball players stopped invading when Pitino took over.

SillyHos

Phil's Apartments

The general starting spot on nights when the Burket houshold in unavailable. Pretty much the most exciting thing to happen there would be playing Halo, and then sleeping off the booze after going out. Oh, and making fun of the "pattern" of my carpet.

Mallgate

Thanks to Michelle, Katie, and Miranda's rental, the Sci used to begin whacky Wednesdays consuming fifths of whiskey and vodka before hitting the clubs.

Hops

I think Burket single-handedly brought that place down. He made them fear their genius idea of "All You Can Eat Ribs And Chicken." After the Louisville Hops closed down, we went on a one-time pilgrimage to a Hops in Bowling Green for gluttonous time. They are not open anymore either. Natty Sci do it? Who knows. Just putting it out there.

Hops has now moved all locations to give them at least a state buffer between the Sci and their all you can eat ribs. The closest location is now in Richmond, VA, a short 9 hour drive away ....

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