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Posted by Phil on March 13th, around lunchtime | 1036 comments

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Phil on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 11:28 AM

we gonna charge people for this shit?

adrian on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 1:13 PM

5 bucks to enter?

Phil on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 1:26 PM

five bucks works for me. if people want they can use paypal to send me the money and I'll divy it up that way. The key with paypal is to send me the money as a gift and then it is free.

douglas on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 2:07 PM

in

Phil on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 2:33 PM

my new guy at work's espn user name is spankymcmasters

Phil on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 2:50 PM

time to adjust brackets...melo is out

adrian on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 2:52 PM

And I turned my bracket in this morning. Fuck!

Phil on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 5:03 PM

Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair Team 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBW8KJw0YwI

joe on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 8:05 PM

It's sad when you wake up to go to work when you used to get home from bars.

joe on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 9:14 PM

bellarmine beat kentucky weslyan. back to the elite 8. Trinity plays tomorrow in the sweet 16. Who knew I went to 2 basketball schools?

Brock on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 11:31 PM

Have you checked in on the Ascension Boys 8th grade A team? You may have 3 on your resume.

Phil on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 12:00 AM

BYU has some attractive cheerleaders.

joe on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 4:57 AM

Gotta go to work. Sorry Phil, I don't know jeezy lyrics like jay bills twitter.

douglas on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 8:13 AM

those are always his best tweets

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 9:08 AM

Brock, Falls City beer is now available in Nashville.

adrian on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 9:20 AM

I saw a 6 pack of falls city bottles at kroger the other day. Cracked me up

Brock on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 9:52 AM

Sweet. I'll have to stop by the beer cave on the way home.

I'm hoping they have a booth at the Brewfest at the end of the month.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 10:02 AM

Wonder if they'll still pay for my falls city tattoo? Weren't they going to sponsor 4th of July or New Year's?

Phil on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 10:02 AM

i tried to get them to sponsor a hockey team. they freaked out when I told them the price

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 10:03 AM

Corner Pub Midtown or Jonathan's Bellview in Nashville.

Brock on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 12:34 PM

Corner Pub... nice.

Phil on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 1:05 PM

guy came to fix the door at work because twice a year it gets stuck as it gets warmer / cooler.

He just said "earth crust be moving, so we just gotta adjust what it moves. That's the way of life"

douglas on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 3:19 PM

no truer words were spoken

Brent on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 3:54 PM

Obama picks Louisville to be upset in the first round http://espn.go.com/mens-college-bas...-win-ncaa-title

Brent on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 3:54 PM

Obama picks Louisville to be upset in the first round http://espn.go.com/mens-college-bas...-win-ncaa-title

Brent on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 3:54 PM

Obama picks Louisville to be upset in the first round http://espn.go.com/mens-college-bas...-win-ncaa-title

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 4:32 PM

Did Brent break the sci?

Phil on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 4:36 PM

brent posts from the mobile version which was written by a moron

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 4:38 PM

I knew about the multiple posts, but when I looked a few minutes ago there were a shit ton of repeats to scroll through. More than the few that are usual.

Phil on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 4:39 PM

ha, I was joking last night that UPS didn't know the cluster fuck they'd be getting into by using the Laettner shot in an ad. I didn't think it'd be state senators complaining level
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

Brock on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 6:15 PM

Shit, I nearly forgot. Happy Pi day!

joe on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 6:16 PM

mmmm Pi

Brock on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 6:17 PM

They reference the Timberlake stomp in that article. How come UPS didn't assess the logistics of foot to chest in that commercial?

joe on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 6:21 PM

apparently my interview at the Yum! today got cut.

joe on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 9:00 PM

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/advice/...layers#slide-12

Cosmo says kuric is sexy

joe on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 9:01 PM

Card chronicle linked it. I didn't find it myself

Phil on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 12:50 AM

cosmO is my home page

douglas on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 9:08 AM

jarrod polson's on that list also

Brock on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 10:07 AM

Funny, there is a Bearcat on that list and he's not a white guy.

joe on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 10:12 AM

If he wasn't on the list he was going to hunt them down and kill them

Jerome on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 10:14 AM

I feel very uncomfortable with this conversation

joe on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 10:54 AM

insight digital is not liking trutv.

joe on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 11:14 AM

Insight confirmed that TruTV isnt working. The TV in their office was doing the same thing. A trouble ticket has been established.

Brock on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 1:23 PM

Streaming games through the 61" flat screen in the conference room. I love the private sector!

joe on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 1:32 PM

phil is on a conference call in the kitchen. Hooters ordered, laura picking it up in 20 minutes

Phil on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 1:46 PM

http://i.imgur.com/bhO4I.jpg

douglas on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 1:49 PM

holy fuck that is funny

Phil on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 2:33 PM

2:30 and the first recycling bin cleaning has been completed

joe on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 2:41 PM

Hooters cookie cake and brownies!

Jerome on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 2:50 PM

Please post a picture of the Hooters Cookie Cake

Bigworm on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 2:52 PM

Sorry in advance. I am studying for my last final which takes place at 9 am so I am not watching any games till UK (hopefully). Has Kuric posterized anybody or the whole team of Davidson yet?

joe on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 2:53 PM

Kuric looked good, went for the layup instead of the tea bag.

adrian on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 4:10 PM

Syracuse looks damn good right now

joe on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 4:14 PM

Melo is the defensive player of the year...lol

adrian on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 4:21 PM

Hell yeah!

douglas on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 4:36 PM

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/...the-big-leagues

so phil, mario williams to the bills...

adrian on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 5:36 PM

unc asheville is getting robbed

joe on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 6:13 PM

halftime shoot around and powerade break. phil has a jumper and I can still dunk on 8.5 feet.

joe on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 8:01 AM

Refreshed and ready for day 2

joe on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 8:03 AM

71 beers remaining

douglas on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 8:13 AM

you're not good at sleeping in on your days off are you?

joe on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 8:16 AM

I slept 3 hours later than normal.

joe on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 8:17 AM

march madness is like christmas morning, too excited to sleep.

joe on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 11:21 AM

Good luck Brock. You at work?

Phil on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 11:30 AM

did rick pitino really sprain his hand trying to dunk?

joe on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 11:33 AM

It was a Russ dare correct?

joe on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 11:40 AM

--Hurt his wrist trying to dunk (Russ Smith bet him he couldn't do it). Didn't finish the dunk, but he did grab the rim.

Brock on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 12:30 PM

Go Bearcats! All computers and TVs at work are showing the game. I have the power! Ribs and BBQ being brought in for lunch.

Brock on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 8:02 PM

Alright... who picked Norfolk State?

Phil on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 9:21 PM

obama

joe on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 9:28 PM

Chris did after his research in new Orleans of the hbcu

Phil on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 9:29 PM

so did I after my research watching drum line

Wrecking Crew on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 9:36 PM

fucking refs sucking duke's ass

Wrecking Crew on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 9:38 PM

of course it may have just been a make up for the flagrant call

Jerome on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 10:17 PM

Ascension fish fry brought their A-Game with the food tonight

joe on Friday, March 16, 2012 at 10:40 PM

Lame

joe on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 10:57 AM

Pooping out all those frs energy extra vitamins Phil. Or the el tarasco.

joe on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 12:06 PM

Trinity in the finals of basketball tonight

Phil on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 1:47 PM

el torasco was either brilliant or incredibly dumb

Brock on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 2:11 PM

Babysitter + St. Patrick's Day + March Madness + Bearcat fans in Nashville = My own personal heaven.

Who wants to bet Norfolk State becomes the first 15 seed to make the Sweet 16? Xavier is a joke.

joe on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 2:31 PM

awesome. was norfolk the one with O'Quinn?

joe on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 3:29 PM

phil and I are watching the games over here starting at 5:15 if anyone is interested

douglas on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 4:18 PM

Yes tvhats Norfolk. And if I hear norfolking way again I'm gonna puke

Phil on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 4:38 PM

the stars created some St. Patrick's Day Jerseys for their warm ups. Some players made their names irish.

This is Mike Riberio's
http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Ci..._24210331_n.jpg

Brock on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 9:32 PM

Fucking post something dorks! Its March Madness!

Brock on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 9:37 PM

Who ever created the moblie version of Natty Sci is a rookie - so many Cyclones... I mean bugs.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 10:55 PM

http://deadspin.com/5894240/kentuck...s-anthony-davis

This is one of the reasons why UK fans get a bad name.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 11:08 PM

These refs fucking suck

adrian on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 11:10 PM

Not worse then the assholes in stripes at the yum center.

Brock on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 11:13 PM

Drinking moonshine and band playing devil went down to Georgia.... America!

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 11:14 PM

On St. Patty's Day?

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 11:15 PM

FUCK YEAH!

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 11:17 PM

Make a fucking lay up russ

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 11:18 PM

I don't know who's worse at the point Russ or Siva?

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 11:26 PM

I didn't know Jennifer Aniston was in Leprechaun. Awesome call for a movie by Scyfy on St. Pattys day

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 11:37 PM

fuck

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 11:38 PM

Chane cant make a goddamn layup either

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 11:38 PM

Or a fucking free throw

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 11:48 PM

FUCK!

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 11:53 PM

Youve got to be fucking kidding me

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 12:07 AM

How do you blow a fucking 15 point lead? Watching games by yourself without waking up kids sucks.

Brock on Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 12:27 AM

New Fuckin Mexico... come the fuck on... fuck! Go Bearcats! I hope that missing a slaying of thousands of zombies is worth the ass-rape we put on this joke of an ACC champ.

Brock on Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 2:02 AM

Did I mention how much the mobile version of Natty Sci sucks. You'd think it was as hard as defining cures for cancer or something. Suck a dick!

joe on Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 11:02 AM

Work tomorrow is going to suck

Brock on Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 11:30 AM

I sounded angry last night, but I sure was not.

joe on Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 11:32 AM

Please explain the zombies

joe on Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 11:38 AM

Switching to bourbon and fatigue kicked in finally. Day 3 was rough. Day 4 will be powerade.

douglas on Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 1:06 PM

So hard are you rooting for saint Louis?

Phil on Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 2:20 PM

rather play michigan state. doesn't really matter because louisville plays down or up to whoever they are facing. vitamin water is delicious

Phil on Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 4:49 PM

the true meaning of miles per hour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...;v=Qhm7-LEBznk#!

adrian on Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 4:54 PM

Phil it looks like you are going to get what you ask for with Michigan State vs Louisville.

joe on Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 5:45 PM

Msu will get us in foul trouble. I see it being a tightly called game on the guards and down low they will be punching each other inthe face but then green will get calls.

joe on Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 5:47 PM

Henson's a little bitch

adrian on Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 5:50 PM

I agree with Henson being a bitch

joe on Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 6:57 PM

Cj's party crasher pictures are just depressing

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 9:18 PM

What was depressing?

Phil on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 12:12 AM

cinci is dumb

Barry on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 12:14 AM

go bearcats! woohoo! i think im the only one in my group that didn't have florida state

Brock on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 12:56 AM

My prediction of Bearcats in Final Four is a little less insane.

adrian on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 1:16 AM

Should rename the sweet 16 to Bug East/ Big Ten Invitational

adrian on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 1:16 AM

Big*

douglas on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 8:09 AM

so marshall from UNC fractured his wrist. they're saying on TV there's a chance he'll play, i asked sarah about that exact injury, she said there's no way he's playing. you have to immobilize that injury and not move your wrist, pretty tough for a point guard to do. unc might be fucked

Wrecking Crew on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 9:26 AM

Ideally, that's what you would do, but in big time athletics you don't always follow the book. Looks like he's having surgery today which will probably only have one little incision. They'll put a screw in the bone that's broken which should hold things. He could probably play with a brace that keeps his wrist and thumb immobile. Not ideal, but if his pain's not too bad wouldn't be surprised if he tried to play.

adrian on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 10:00 AM

He will play

Wrecking Crew on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 10:06 AM

Football players play with injuries like that all the time. Of course, they dont have to worry about dribbling a basketball, just hitting people.

Jerome on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 10:53 AM

I need your help. My son's team at Hikes Point is the Indians and I'm helping coach. I refuse to wear a Cleveland Indians hat. I'm looking for a hat that has a different kind of Indian on it. Thanks.

adrian on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 11:51 AM

I wished Fab Melo could play and Marshall was healthy. I am already starting to hear how UK couldn't beat a fully staffed Syracuse or a healthy Carolina from clowns at work.

Jerome on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 11:53 AM

Man arrested at the Yum Center for sitting in the wrong seat
http://www.wdrb.com/story/17190622/...fter-sitting-in

douglas on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 11:58 AM

that's the thing, he's a PG, i don't care if it's his off hand, you can't bring the ball up the court against good defense if you can't move your wrist. i just hope to god he doesn't play and perform even mediocre, b/c i can see everyone in the media having an orgasm every time he steps on the court. how can he do that with a fractured wrist? he's amazing, so very brave of him...all that shit

Phil on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 12:30 PM

nice article on Pitino and Russ in the NY Times
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/19/s...html?ref=sports

Brock on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 1:55 PM

What's with wrists and UNC players? Too much circle-jerking to Lehigh highlights?

Phil on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 3:26 PM

20. The Buick Verano commercial featuring the band whose name I don't care to know is my own personal hell

If you would've told me on Thursday that the Buick Verano commercial with the tour buses following a girl to the dry cleaners would run away with the title of "most annoying commercial of the 2012 tournament," I would've considered it an upset. But in retrospect, it was the obvious choice all along because the overall premise of the commercial is ridiculous, and it features a song that gets stuck in your head and a guy whose face is just asking to be punched. I'm not sure who the band in the commercial is, but I do know that while it may have started with a whisper, it's going to end with me putting car bombs in all those buses if that commercial continues violating my ears.
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...era-purdue-more

douglas on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 4:45 PM

from another grantland article:

North Carolina advanced to the Sweet 16 with a win over Creighton, but paid a steep price when point guard Kendall Marshall fractured his wrist. Marshall is the second Tar Heel to suffer a wrist injury in recent weeks, after center John Henson sustained a sprain that kept him out of the ACC tournament championship. "Weak wrists," said former Syracuse assistant Bernie Fine, shaking his head sadly. "I guess my masturbation drills don't look so 'bizarre' now, do they, America?"

Phil on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 5:56 PM

painter at work just said "if I come home and my daughter is wearing those god damn tight shorts I'm gonna beat my wife's ass"

joe on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 6:04 PM

That is hilarious

Phil on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 6:13 PM

one guy is now complaining about his wife taking too long getting ready to go to the NASCAR race. It's like I'm watching a really shitty TBS show.

Phil on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 6:38 PM

so far the painters have talked about painting for free in exchange for:
NASCAR tickets
drinks
blow jobs
daycare

joe on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 7:15 PM

schoni schimmel just went sick no look pass off the break.

joe on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 7:16 PM

yes I am watching chicks basketball

joe on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 7:20 PM

I am also sending angry emails about baptist east hospital smokers littering the park.

joe on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 7:25 PM

schoni schimmel would destroy me in one on one

joe on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 7:56 PM

maryland women's team some crazy chicks, they are not getting cheated when they foul.

joe on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 8:00 PM

play of the game. time running out and chick launches a less than 3/4 court shot. Announcer gets excited and yells good if it goes. ball drops and bounces before the free throw line.

adrian on Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 8:54 AM

Kind of like Kay's famous intramural shot?

adrian on Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 8:55 AM

Jay's

adrian on Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 12:15 PM

Longest...Day....Ever

Brock on Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 1:27 PM

Anyone heard about this movie: Prometheus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHcHYisZFLUut

Its supposed to be the prequel to Alien. Looks good.

Phil on Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 1:38 PM

I liked this guys final statement to the press before he was executed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas...rasso#Last_meal

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 3:14 PM

Spaghetti-O's are good and all, but I don't if I'd want them for my last meal.

Phil, why are you posting something about a guy who was executed while we were still in high school?

Phil on Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 4:32 PM

i got internet click happy after my lunch before a meeting. Found it on reddit

joe on Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 5:25 PM

City gave a lAme response. Coworker contacting Eric flack and the investigators.

Phil on Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 5:48 PM

Gotta get the Wave3 Troubleshooter on it

joe on Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 6:17 PM

Oh the troubleshooter Eric flack will be on it

joe on Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 7:03 PM

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

Great headline

joe on Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 7:04 PM

In case of an anthrax terrorist attack, see aLouisville postal carrier for antidote

adrian on Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 9:16 PM

CBS ranks 1996 Cats 8th best team of all time. They are fucking drunk!


http://www.nationofblue.com/f2/cbs-...6500/#post52588

Brock on Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 10:16 PM

I caught this on Tosh. Hilarious!

http://www.killsometime.com/videos/...ngry-Garbageman

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 4:47 AM

Tuesday, you see, she had to be free But somehow I've got to carry on. Gotta go to work.

douglas on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 8:26 AM

Tuesday's gone indeed

Phil on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 10:50 AM

it was not cheap to fill up today

Brock on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 11:55 AM

Time to pull out the old bicycle.

douglas on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 1:20 PM

new york just got tebowed

Phil on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 3:14 PM

broncos are certainly making sacrifices
http://i.imgur.com/pwPIO.png

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 5:18 PM

So the saints are fucked.

Phil on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 5:34 PM

bellarmine game being broadcast on tv or the internet?

Phil on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 5:48 PM

I’m pretty sure that a grand total of seven commercials were made for the tournament and each commercial break CBS/TNT/TBS/truTV just picks a few of those seven. Because of this, every commercial shown during the tournament has become unfathomably annoying, but the presence of a song set some apart from others. No matter how good or bad the song might be, if I see a commercial with a song more than 10 times, I loathe the song and vow to never buy anything from the company responsible for the commercial. This is why even though the Greg Anthony commercial has long worn out its welcome and the guy who drove his friends 900 miles for Taco Bell is such a loser that he completely deserves the diarrhea it inevitably gave him, I’d be willing to give up Christmas this year if it meant I never had to hear the guy with heart-shaped glasses yell about how it started with a whisper, those middle-aged douches in the Chevy butchering Spandau Ballet, or Pitbull being Pitbull ever again.
http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-t...madness-mailbag

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 5:50 PM

NCAA.com

Phil on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 5:55 PM

gracias. took me a second. found it here:
http://www.ncaa.com/championship/li...r?gameId=217478

Phil on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 5:58 PM

so the courier is going bonkers over the hunger games. I haven't read the book, but from what I gather isn't it basically about how awful it is that these people are rooting for young kids to kill each other? But the movie seems to make you want to root for a young kid to kill the other kids.

Phil on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 5:58 PM

Josh Magette...more like Josh Faggette from Alabama CUNTSville

amiright?

Phil on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:06 PM

first comment on this reddit thread made me chuckle:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...in_paris_a_man/

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:06 PM

Magette the nations best?

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:07 PM

Refs out to get bu

Phil on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:08 PM

Paddy Smith is blowing up the chat board on the feed

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:09 PM

Rich phares ISA ul transfer

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:11 PM

Horseshit call

Phil on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:12 PM

bellarmine better have a deep bench

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:12 PM

So does anybody got eligibility left? Head to nku, they will need players. 7 minutes in 6 fouls to 0.

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:14 PM

Holy shit that charge was awesome!

Phil on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:16 PM

bushleague play

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:19 PM

Dude ok?

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:21 PM

I think kendle is older than me

Phil on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:22 PM

Mormon mission

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:22 PM

3 medical redshirts or something

Phil on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:24 PM

bellarmine needs to stop fouling 3pt shooters

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:25 PM

Man crush by the announcers

Phil on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:29 PM

that was a big ol' cheerleader

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:30 PM

D2 bball players are too small for d1, but the cheerleaders are the opposite.

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:34 PM

Fucking gunners

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:35 PM

Kendle is screwing us

Phil on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:43 PM

9 point game...damn

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 7:04 PM

Without kendle we'd be up 10.

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 7:04 PM

Wow go get dog food and we are up 1

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 7:40 PM

Fouled another 3

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 7:49 PM

9 pt win. Final 4 bound.

joe on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 8:35 PM

http://www.nba.com/hornets/news/201...ayer_SMITH.html

Chris, can't find why they play saliva for him. This is the best I could come up with

douglas on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 3:12 PM

this place is dead

Phil on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 3:12 PM

i just came to post this:
http://i.imgur.com/S78XB.jpg

joe on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 6:01 PM

Sorry I killed the sci.

adrian on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 6:11 PM

Best of the Big East vs Best of the Big Ten in a bit...hell yeah

Brock on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 6:14 PM

Followed by 2nd in Big East vs. 2nd in Big Ten... or instant replay of 1961 and 1962 National Title games

adrian on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 6:31 PM

I didn't realize there were 4 Ohio teams in the sweet 16

joe on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 6:38 PM

And then cuse Wisconsin too

adrian on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 6:41 PM

A lot of people at work were saying Draymond Green is going to fuck Louisville up tonight. Thoughts?

joe on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 6:52 PM

If refs let him plow over Behanen then call a foul on the shot on dieng,
yes.

adrian on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 7:11 PM

Or the refs could call bullshit calls against Green and get him foul trouble early?

adrian on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 8:02 PM

Louisville game is fucking brutal to watch. I have to change channels.

adrian on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 9:13 PM

15.5 seconds left..down by 1...badger ball

adrian on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 9:14 PM

wow..retartded

Bigworm on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 9:50 PM

Yeah Wisconsin screwed the pooch. Even though the Big East was down, they just proved they were still better than the Big Ten.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 9:50 PM

Bellarmine is on TV.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 9:50 PM

ELITE 8 BITCHES!

joe on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 9:54 PM

fuck bellarmine UL is in the elite 8

adrian on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 10:11 PM

They should be in the elite 8 because they are the best team in the Big East.

joe on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 10:16 PM

a fourth of the elite 8 is already big east, after 2 games.

adrian on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 10:20 PM

because they are the best conference

Bigworm on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 10:31 PM

Like I care who is playing. The only thing standing between UK and them hoisting the damn trophy is themselves.

adrian on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 10:35 PM

Do you really think the second best team in the SEC (UK) can beat the best team in the Big East?

joe on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 10:39 PM

go study pharmacy. sandy bell will be the MVP if they keep it.

adrian on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 10:48 PM

Who is sandy bell?

joe on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 11:15 PM

You call youself a fan? Uk's NCAA compliance officer

joe on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 11:18 PM

BU getting smoked

Bigworm on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 11:19 PM

Joe - fuck you. I am on break and I am going to enjoy it. :)

I am sure Sandy Bell still does the compliance because she is damn good at her job, but I am pretty sure her title isn't compliance officer. Maybe they upgraded her to Warden or something.

adrian on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 11:24 PM

Bellarmjne sucks. Biggest regret was getting a degree at that worthless school.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 11:27 PM

I loved Bellarmine. I had a lot of fun there getting drunk on Wednesday through Sunday.

It would have been awesome to go to a real school though.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 11:27 PM

Then I could have got drunk Mon-Sun.

Phil on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 11:42 PM

this bracket cracks me up
http://games.espn.go.com/tournament...entryID=6069044

Phil on Friday, March 23, 2012 at 8:04 AM

"(Pitino) said you can shoot threes until you miss," Dieng said. "I've got a green light right now. I'm going to shoot if I'm wide open."

douglas on Friday, March 23, 2012 at 8:56 AM

credit where it's due, UL beat michigan state good, but they're gonna have to score more than 57 to win a 'ship. i can't determine if i want UL or Florida more, assuming we make the final four

Phil on Friday, March 23, 2012 at 10:54 AM

UConn won it just last year by scoring 53. Duke won the year before with 61

Phil on Friday, March 23, 2012 at 11:20 AM

kentucky's strategy for tonight
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ke...aving-fa,27720/

Phil on Friday, March 23, 2012 at 11:30 AM

An Inconvenient Truth About Video Games
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY88...ture=digest_fri

douglas on Friday, March 23, 2012 at 12:57 PM

i endorse that strategy

adrian on Friday, March 23, 2012 at 1:27 PM

The Duke fan on my team started chanting O-HI-O at me. I said wrong team ass clown and walked away

Phil on Friday, March 23, 2012 at 1:56 PM

that guy is awesome at getting into your head

Phil on Friday, March 23, 2012 at 2:56 PM

weird little tornado warning. apparently there were touchdowns in J-Town and Fern Creek

Phil on Friday, March 23, 2012 at 3:30 PM

someone's playground got fucked up
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

Phil on Friday, March 23, 2012 at 5:01 PM

strong side / weak side on anthony davis
http://www.theonion.com/articles/an...ny-davis,27738/

The third one cracked me up

Phil on Friday, March 23, 2012 at 5:18 PM

DadBoner: Gonna go crush a couple afternoon Filet O Fishes in the john. Catch a quick toilet nap. It's important to stay healthy and rested, you guys.

Phil on Friday, March 23, 2012 at 5:26 PM

MSU hockey is about as bush league as MSU basketball when they are losing late in the game

Phil on Friday, March 23, 2012 at 5:27 PM

dude just slammed a guy from Union college into the wall after Union scored a goal. Real dangerous play

joe on Friday, March 23, 2012 at 9:47 PM

Sorry Wes it isn't compliance officer but it is officially chief compliance officer.

joe on Friday, March 23, 2012 at 11:03 PM

You can't win a 'ship giving up 47 first half points.

douglas on Friday, March 23, 2012 at 11:45 PM

But you can win scoring fifty with ur best player on the bench in a half...pick your poison

adrian on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 12:44 AM

Not bad for the SEC who only had 4 teams in the tourney and half are in the elite 8

Bigworm on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 1:16 AM

UK gave up 41 first half points to Utah in 1998 while scoring 31 and won by 9.

http://www.bigbluehistory.net/bb/St...980330Utah.html

UofL won't give up 47 in a half because they slow it down and grind it out like the Big Ten.

Bigworm on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 1:16 AM

It's just a different style of play.

joe on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 8:42 AM

http://www.cardchronicle.com/2012/3...w-favorite-game

Drunk dienga tonight if we win.

douglas on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 9:24 AM

So UK is 6-0 vs elite eight teams

joe on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 9:30 AM

UL, unc, Kansas, uf(3)

joe on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 11:42 AM

So my neighbor seton is maybe 8 asked about 4 th of July and the slip n slide. What makes the story relevant is that he called it new years instead of 4th on July. Classic drunk us.

joe on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 2:20 PM

Card chronicle:

I woke up to a direct message from Kevin Harned on Twitter saying he'll be rooting for the Cards today. In other words, I woke up and proceeded to have the greatest morning of my entire life.

Phil on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 3:25 PM

The Village Anchor is offering something called a BLT Bloody Mary tomorrow. I'm intrigued.

douglas on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 4:46 PM

I can't make up my mind about who I want to win

adrian on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 5:25 PM

I don't want UK to play florida again.

Brock on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 5:25 PM

Anyone who says they don't want to see a Louisville-Kentucky Final Four is a liar.

The state may literally explode.

adrian on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 5:33 PM

I agree.

Brock on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 6:18 PM

If the refs had called the UC-OSU game like the UofL-Fla game, Aaron Craft would have fouled out in the first 2 minutes.

Brock on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 6:32 PM

Wow! What makes that run and comeback most impressive is the absolute lack of Siva's dad cameos.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 9:54 PM

Louisville is coming to Nawlin's, bitches!!! Who else is coming?

joe on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 9:55 PM

FUCKING TRYING MY DAMDEST

Phil on Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 10:04 PM

need tix!

Phil on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 12:55 AM

wow, you go to yahoo sports and it is basically a list of articles making fun of the refs during the FL game for being so inept. My favorite line is "Another ref might have let it slide. Not Hess, a notoriously whistle-happy official who carries the air of someone who believes fans pay to see him"

Phil on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 1:40 AM

demling is obviously a tard, but I did like this tweet from him: "what if the Bourbon State takes over Bourbon Street."

adrian on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 9:56 AM

Reddit post i am creating. I bet i get several upvotes

99% of all college basketball fans

If Team Loses...

FUCKING REFS!

joe on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 10:30 AM

The big lead posted this during the game:


Nasty. Ben Wallace, er Patric Young punched this down and the announcers (along with the crowd) went wild. Gators in total control of this one, Louisville needs a minor miracle in the final 10 minutes to rally.

adrian on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 11:53 AM

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...ally-contenders

joe on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 1:40 PM

So Louisville holds the nations longest winning streak?

Jerome on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 2:23 PM

Did I fall asleep? When did the Florida Marlins become the Miami Marlins?

joe on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 2:28 PM

Really Jerome? Did you also miss them signing Jose Reyes, Heath bell and mark beurhle to go along with Ozzie guilen?

Jerome on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 2:34 PM

If it has nothing to do with the Pirates, I guess I just skim over it ... but good on RG3 gettin' him a white woman.

Phil on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 2:51 PM

Huh, didn't know either. Not sure if the new logo is better or worse than the previous one

douglas on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 3:05 PM

So anyone still wanna play UK?

Barry on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 3:06 PM

Who has a working caps lock key and tickets to the Final Four? THIS GUY!

Phil on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 3:09 PM

hey barry, I'm trying to finagle my way down to New Orleans. We definitely got to meet up.

joe on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 3:09 PM

I a still in negotiations with myself on whether to go.

Phil on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 3:13 PM

Pat is going wild card on this one. He's calling favors with all kinds of people with Coke, FedEx, FRS and Jerry Ellis trying to get tickets and hotel rooms. I told him if I go I'm counting on him to get me there and back alive.

Laura ever get info on student tickets?

Barry on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 3:15 PM

how many for a hotel? my buddy that gave me the ticket also needs help with the hotel bill

douglas on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 3:16 PM

Any of you not married with children needs to get your ass down there. I would desperately love to go

douglas on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 3:17 PM

I live thru you all now

Phil on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 3:19 PM

we were thinking of baton rouge actually for a hotel if we went. prices are much more reasonable ($150ish). Getting to New Orleans and back might prove....dicey.

Barry on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 3:21 PM

Joe - UL, Final Four, New Orleans, your new niece, nephew, brother, sister-in-law, and me. What more reason do you need to come down, dude?

Brock on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 3:27 PM

I'm with Barry on this one... no question.

joe on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 3:28 PM

Phil, you going without tuickets?

Phil on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 3:29 PM

not sure. I trust Pat to come through, but this offer is tempting.
http://www.livingsocial.com/cities/...final-four-game

It's the open bar that makes it worth it.

joe on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 3:32 PM

I like taking the rocking chair and recliner and relocating.

Phil on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 3:40 PM

don't forget the New York Giants SI

joe on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 3:42 PM

Of course

Brock on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 3:58 PM

What are you willing to spend on a ticket? I'm sure there are some Duke fans looking to unload... on dudes.

Phil on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 4:05 PM

I'm only counting on being there for the first day, so the ticket choices aren't great. I've got a higher budget than others so I'd be tempted just to pull the trigger on the first day pass at $675. But Pat thinks he can get a hook up somehow.

The real costs come from the hotel and travel, but whatever. Should be a good time with all the UK and Louisville fans down there.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 4:11 PM

Bill and I are thinking about that living social deal

Brent on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 4:18 PM

Someone get the Baylor guy dancing, there has tO be a gif somewhere

Brent on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 4:18 PM

Someone get the Baylor guy dancing, there has tO be a gif somewhere

Brent on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 4:18 PM

Someone get the Baylor guy dancing, there has tO be a gif somewhere

Jerome on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 4:22 PM

Former Cardinal William Gay going to the Arizona to be a Cardinal

Phil on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 4:26 PM

how long does that offer last? it says one day remaining so I assume tomorrow you can still pull the trigger on it?

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 4:33 PM

I've never used livingsocial before but we went ahead and did it. Food and drink plus both games too hard to pass up. Plus when will UL and UK play each other in the final 4 again when I don't have to worry about travel.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 4:38 PM

I only worry that UK will wipe the floor with UL and I'll be pissed off that I went.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 4:39 PM

And, my wife is the greatest for allowig me to leave her at home with a newborn and 18 month while I go out and have fun. I will owe her tremendously.

adrian on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 4:40 PM

Chris why would the second best team in the sec wipe the floor with the best of the big east?

Brock on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 4:47 PM

For the same reason the second best team in the Big East struck down the best of the ACC.

joe on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 6:03 PM

http://deadspin.com/5896275/heres-t...round-the-world

douglas on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 7:19 PM

UK gets a final four, unc loses, I'd say it was a good day

Bigworm on Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 8:17 PM

Right on Douglas. Right on.

joe on Monday, March 26, 2012 at 5:24 AM

Gotta go to work.

douglas on Monday, March 26, 2012 at 8:01 AM

joe, i got twin newborns and you're up before me, you gotta go to sleep man

Phil on Monday, March 26, 2012 at 9:11 AM

my favorite baseball player
http://i.imgur.com/kZyTY.jpg

Brock on Monday, March 26, 2012 at 11:01 AM

Seems like there should be a new post for the impending Bluegrass Apocalypse.

So my family is coming down to Nashville this weekend for my mother's birthday and a Beer Festival. I'm not sure about the prospects of having UK and UofL fans in the same family spending 4 hours drinking high-alcohol beer and then watching the game together. I may need to invest in tasers.

Brent on Monday, March 26, 2012 at 1:09 PM

Schweitzer being tased: "In the face! In the face"

Brent on Monday, March 26, 2012 at 1:11 PM

Btw, I finally collected the payout for the pick'em league: $300... seemed a little short but I'm not complaining.

Brock on Monday, March 26, 2012 at 1:38 PM

Funny... I never got my money. Guess someone gets their knees broken.

Brock on Monday, March 26, 2012 at 1:42 PM

It looks like for the NattySci bracket challenge that I can make a huge comeback if Louisville beats KY and Kansas makes the title game. If Kansas wins it all, I take the lead regardless.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, March 26, 2012 at 2:35 PM

If I'm able to swing some tickets through the hospital/my office anyone interested? Just asked today, and my fellowship coordinator said she'd check into it. The hospital is a sponsor of the Superdome, and they have 2 suites during the Saints games, so we'll see.

Phil on Monday, March 26, 2012 at 3:27 PM

Chris - Pat and I might be interested. But there'd be upwards of six of us I think

Wrecking Crew on Monday, March 26, 2012 at 4:14 PM

Just told no dice on Ochsner tix

Phil on Monday, March 26, 2012 at 4:22 PM

lame

Phil on Monday, March 26, 2012 at 6:11 PM

this picture is awesome, but my favorite part is the dad grabbing the girls leg as he falls
http://zpravy.idnes.cz/foto.aspx?se...b2_Aichel_6.jpg

joe on Monday, March 26, 2012 at 6:28 PM

Fucking tow truck rear ended me on the way home from the bus stop. No visible damage. Pissed me the fuck off.

joe on Monday, March 26, 2012 at 7:00 PM

Fucker had a uk license plate. My truck cracked that fucker up! Suck it uk license plate!

joe on Tuesday, March 27, 2012 at 5:24 AM

For I must be traveling on, now,
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
Gotta go to work

adrian on Tuesday, March 27, 2012 at 9:20 AM

Hey Fuck tards with either smartphones or tablets. Download app Draw Something and lets play.

douglas on Tuesday, March 27, 2012 at 10:09 AM

i got that one, i draw like a retard on it

Jerome on Tuesday, March 27, 2012 at 10:26 AM

Battle of New Orleans, 2012 by Mickey Clark
http://uoflcardgame.com/mickey-clar...nnonball/30334/

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, March 27, 2012 at 11:51 AM

From cardchronicle

"I know Mayor of New Orleans Arthur Carmody will be around for the celebraish, and there are also rumors swirling that Kevin Harned is hoping to party. Who else? God only knows."

Can't wait for the weekend.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, March 27, 2012 at 12:05 PM

The Louisiana Derby is this weekend as well, just to add a bit more of a KY flavor to NOLA.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, March 27, 2012 at 12:11 PM

As for travel, this humble author suggests you merely book a plane ticket or bus ride to Louisville or Lexington, Ky., where you could then steal away on one of the thousands of RVs and minivans that will be making the pilgrimage south from the Commonwealth all week. Picture the gold-rush-era Oregon Trail, but you won't have to ford the river, and no one will die of dysentery.

Phil on Tuesday, March 27, 2012 at 1:26 PM

the mayor of calgary is on twitter
http://i.imgur.com/514Ao.png

Phil on Tuesday, March 27, 2012 at 1:50 PM

on buying a mini-van
http://www.gq.com/news-politics/men...y-gq-april-2012

adrian on Tuesday, March 27, 2012 at 2:28 PM

That mayor is my role model

Brock on Tuesday, March 27, 2012 at 4:22 PM

Agreed. That is a politician we can all appreciate.

douglas on Tuesday, March 27, 2012 at 6:02 PM

I attest to everything in the minivan article

joe on Tuesday, March 27, 2012 at 8:32 PM

On phil's video:

Brick wall, gates of hell, ex-girlfriends, my mother-in-law
I could run through them all after watching that.

Best compliment ever.

joe on Tuesday, March 27, 2012 at 8:54 PM

Just another lame, boozy Final Four celebration in Lexington. Wonder who came up with this bright idea. A West Virginia transfer, maybe? “Hey, let’s drag this ancient chair we never use into the street, set it on fire, and then jump over it! Cool!”

From the big lead

joe on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 4:54 AM

Great moments... are born from great opportunity. And that’s what you have here, tonight, boys. That’s what you’ve earned here tonight. One game. If we played ‘em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight.

Gotta go to work.

Phil on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 9:22 AM

the calgary mayor strikes again!
http://i.imgur.com/yVE7S.jpg

douglas on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 9:30 AM

so i totally missed where they're doing a ninja turtles remake:
http://www.grantland.com/blog/holly...eenage%E2%80%99

Phil on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 9:54 AM

my buddy sparker is ready to murder michael bay over it

douglas on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 10:21 AM

i'm not digging the alien concept

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 10:31 AM

Michael Bay and aliens. It's like Transformers but with alien turtles. We all know there was really green slime in a sewer.

adrian on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 11:16 AM

Going to try the Doritos Locos Tacos today! Wish me luck!

Brock on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 12:19 PM

Taken from an actual email exchange regarding family plans in Nashville this weekend:
-------------
From: Brock
To: All

Hi all,

With the East Nashville Brewfest and the invasion of Nashville by the Schweitzer clan, we were brainstorming ideas for after the hops consumption and the impending apocalypse of the Bluegrass State. [Clipped for brevity]

Let me know and input welcome,
Brock

GO CARDS!
-----------------------
From: Ty
To: Brock

Dear Brock,

I would like to bring to your attention that obscenities equating to pig excrement seem to be following your name in emails. I hope you can get that corrected.
------------------------
From: Brock
To: Ty

Dear Ty,

It is well known that I have a character flaw in which I must root for the team with the most felonies. Therefore, I must stand by my statement.

adrian on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 1:06 PM

Doritos Locos Tacos = INSANE!!!!

Brock on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 1:49 PM

Technically: Doritos Locos Tacos = Tacos Insane Doritos

At least that is what Babelfish says.

Phil on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 1:55 PM

Reminds me of when DadBoner found his buddy Peanut dead in his Seabring so he went to taco bell to mourn:


Gonna head to Taco Bell. Peanut used to eat out of the dumpster there. Gotta order inside though. Peanut would've wanted it that way.

Got 5 Doritos Locos Tacos from the Bell. So bold. Can't believe it's taken this long. Headin back for more. Gotta take advantage, you guys.

Took down 5 more Loco D'reets. Grievin' so hard. Bold Bell flavors to the rescue.

Gotta thank the Lord for blessin me with 'Bell tacos, made outta D'reets on the same day I found one'a my best pals, icy cold from death.

Just when you think the world is filled with nothin' but rancid sadness, The Bell knocks Loco D'reets outta the park. Thanks, Taco Bell.

The Bell really changed the food game with their Loco D'Reets. BK should come out with a Funyun Whopper.

Kinda gives me hope that The Bell is doin fine with D'reets. Makes me think the Pizza Ship woulda had a chance with "Cheetos on Anything."

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 2:04 PM

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...lege-basketball

Good read. Kentucky, more specificly Caliparii, is the evil empire and going to destroy college basketball as we know it.

adrian on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 2:20 PM

well said charlie sheen. Well said.

http://imgur.com/q1OJL

adrian on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 3:48 PM

the rivalry is already heated up

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-bas...dialysis-clinic

Phil on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 4:10 PM

cornell in the news
http://deadspin.com/5897173/a-corne...ographs-in-town

douglas on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 4:30 PM

here's a better grantland article:
http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-t...t-lose-kentucky

Phil on Thursday, March 29, 2012 at 9:19 AM

the company that is installing our new office furniture is called "Work-a-Haulix"

douglas on Thursday, March 29, 2012 at 12:01 PM

this could be a good movie:
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/entertai...2#ixzz1qStwYzTP

joe on Thursday, March 29, 2012 at 5:25 PM

2 god damn posts?

Phil on Thursday, March 29, 2012 at 5:35 PM

the Work-a-Haulix was gold though

Phil on Thursday, March 29, 2012 at 5:41 PM

one of my favorite twitter posts of all-time:
https://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/...083486913310720

Phil on Friday, March 30, 2012 at 1:03 AM

son of a bitch. shit has gotten nuts

Phil on Friday, March 30, 2012 at 5:06 AM

alrighty, so apparently I have Dr. Ramsey's tickets and Pat and I might be Peyton Siva Sr's dad's ride home.

But I have no where to stay - Chris / Barry? Got a floor or a couch? Pat and I would be out of there by Sunday

joe on Friday, March 30, 2012 at 7:03 AM

Where is siva sr sleeping and would he be crashing at Chris or barry's as well?

Phil on Friday, March 30, 2012 at 7:08 AM

siva sr is on his own there. I think we are just his ride home (assuming Louisville losses, which I am)

douglas on Friday, March 30, 2012 at 8:52 AM

how the hell did that happen?

Brock on Friday, March 30, 2012 at 9:32 AM

If he rides home with you, make sure he wears a shirt or wrap your seat in plastic. The smell of sweaty back hair oozing from a too-small jersey doesn't come out of the upholstery.

Barry on Friday, March 30, 2012 at 10:25 AM

Phil, I'm staying at a hotel in Nola with friends. But, they had people back out and are looking for help paying the bills. $85 per night

Phil on Friday, March 30, 2012 at 11:43 AM

you all just piling into one room?

Phil on Friday, March 30, 2012 at 2:10 PM

i'm guessing UK fans are getting there tomorrow, but I-65 has been a sea of red the whole way down.

douglas on Friday, March 30, 2012 at 2:31 PM

a group of guys from my work that are UK fans are leaving after work and driving thru the night. i know some others going early tomorrow morning

Brent on Friday, March 30, 2012 at 3:12 PM

Whats the story on PS Sr? Were they worried he might steal a car and drive back home?

Phil on Friday, March 30, 2012 at 4:24 PM

we are catching uk fans. must have left earlier than us. good hustle. lots of rvs

joe on Friday, March 30, 2012 at 6:50 PM

I have a hunch Phil and pat will be found dead in a ditch

Phil on Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 2:30 AM

not dead!

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 9:39 AM

Yet

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 9:39 AM

GAME DAY BITCHES!!!!!!

Phil on Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 9:44 AM

tonight should be interesting. I guess UK fans haven't gotten here yet - bourbon street was very peaceful besides some locals being dicks. I'd say it was about 60% Louisville fans, 30% kentucky fans, 9% Kansas fans and 1% OSU fans.

Woke up and my phone was typing in japanese.

joe on Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 9:47 AM

It was like trying to sleep before gbitt.

Phil on Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 9:53 AM

there are a surprisingly amount of people from california and out west here too. Talked to someone and they just said "wasn't a lot of good basketball to watch this year at home, so we came here. Go Cards". Taught a bunch of girls from Nevada how to properly do the L sign.

joe on Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 11:32 AM

nevada girls in NOLA for the final 4. Were they there on "business."

Phil on Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 11:43 AM

They were hoping it was business time at least

joe on Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 11:47 AM

were you looking for a sexless inkeeper? were you banging for roof?

joe on Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:01 PM

ESPN just showed a bunch of homeless people throwing up 3 goggles

Phil on Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 4:40 PM

love the missing man formation, joe.

joe on Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 4:46 PM

The rocking chair remains empty unless of emergency

Phil on Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 6:13 PM

loud., uk fans definitely have made it a home game

Phil on Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 7:18 PM

uk fan behind me called the u of l dance team a,"bunch of niggers and whores."

Phil on Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 7:27 PM

kansas fan is egging her on.

douglas on Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 9:57 PM

We are classy apparently

douglas on Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 9:58 PM

Won't lie, I want nothing to do with ul next year

Phil on Sunday, April 01, 2012 at 12:35 AM

she was pretty hot though

Phil on Sunday, April 01, 2012 at 2:00 PM

to come full circle on the trip, I'm sad to report cards fans are also occupying I 65 today

joe on Sunday, April 01, 2012 at 2:06 PM

Siva dad?

Phil on Sunday, April 01, 2012 at 2:10 PM

he texted us at 430 saying he was sticking around. party time

adrian on Sunday, April 01, 2012 at 3:07 PM

Philco how do you know Siva's dad?

Phil on Sunday, April 01, 2012 at 4:19 PM

pat's friend from the radio. he was going to pay for our gas and food so it couldn't be an improper benefit too.

joe on Sunday, April 01, 2012 at 8:31 PM

Just watched 1 minute of uconn notre dame womens game. Worst minute of basketball ever.

douglas on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 8:55 AM

i'm sorry you had to go through that, please don't do that to yourself again

Jerome on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 9:52 AM

It's easier to watch ND women's basketball if you just focus in on #4

Wrecking Crew on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 9:59 AM

Classic line from a bartender this weekend...

Me: Can I get a bourbon and coke?
Her: All we have is Jack, is that OK?
Me: Thought I saw Evan Williams here earlier?
Her: Isn't he a short guy with curly hair?
Me: Um...yeah, a Jack and coke will be fine.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 10:01 AM

And then Bill got lost on Bourbon Street, and I left him after trying to get in touch with him for 2 hours.

All in all, pretty good times except for the game.

Phil on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 12:37 PM

the battery of my cell phone died during the OSU game, and I wasn't with Pat or his family. I pretty much assumed I was going to get judgement night'd

adrian on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 12:42 PM

I love the bourbon and coke conversation.

Phil on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 12:54 PM

places that did have bourbon it was $$$ I found. Well, the few place I did see it was at the bar at the team hotel so that might not have been 100% accurate. But I certainly had to pull out an extra $20 to pay for a tab for 4 drinks. Ouch

adrian on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 1:03 PM

I wonder if they jacked up the price of bourbon since ky residents invaded bourbon s treet.

Phil on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 1:17 PM

Chris can probably speak to it infinitely better than I can, but I feel last time I was down there most places we ordered bourbon and cokes they asked us if jack was fine.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 2:17 PM

It depends on where you're going and what you're drinking. Most of the places on Bourbon Street serve reasonably priced drinks, for wells that is. Even Cuban commented during Mardis Gras that he was surprised how "cheap" drinks were. I was drinking Early Times and coke this weekend and a "3 for 1" in a 32 oz cup was only around 10 bucks. Of course, I have paid around $10 for Basil Hayden neat at a hole in the wall on Bourbon as well.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 2:19 PM

And the mass produced drinks, Hurricanes, Hand Grenades, and Jesters, are all about $7 a piece. The Jester is a scary, scary drink. "Strongest drink on Bourbon," and tastes like happy.

Brock on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 2:20 PM

So when you lost Bill for 2 hours, was he off taking a shower?

adrian on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 2:23 PM

Jester are stinger than hurricanes? I remember I felt drunk after two hurricanes when we were there.

adrian on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 2:23 PM

Stronger*

Wrecking Crew on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 2:26 PM

It's advertised as the strongest, and it tastes like it too. It's good, but you can definitely taste teh alcohol in it, but I don't taste as much in the Hurricane.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 2:31 PM

Bill may have been taking one of his legendary showers, we did end up in some UK fan's rental house on Bourbon St at some point. It was pretty badass. And only $900 a night.

Phil on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 3:58 PM

that place sounds badass. this is the place Pat's family got:
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/ap...2911560982.html

Phil on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 3:59 PM

breaking down the game by the numbers:
http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/spt...as-kentucky.jpg

Phil on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 5:25 PM

The title of this post on reddit made me chuckle:

Yo, you know what just occurred to me...dinosaur dicks. What do we know about them?
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c..._to_medinosaur/

joe on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 8:33 PM

How did I just see for the first time "vac8"

Phil on Monday, April 02, 2012 at 11:41 PM

someone near my condo just shot a shotgun

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 12:25 AM

The oreviews for Ted look pretty great
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxKfC77XAp8

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 12:30 AM

listen to the lexington police radio online
http://www.radioreference.com/apps/...amp;feedId=7032

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 12:53 AM

some dude just got arrested for running a stolen moped into a police officer. AWESOME!

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 1:01 AM

burning down homes....

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 1:07 AM

this is comedy gold. reports of "Breaking items in a house by a white male wearing a UK shirt"

That narrows it down.

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 1:11 AM

Black guy passed out on train tracks

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 1:12 AM

Evacuating the fire trucks now.

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 1:15 AM

players hugging WWW
https://p.twimg.com/Aph4PXiCAAANXHQ.jpg:large

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 1:23 AM

Charles Tom Hennon shooting fireworks out of his truck in front of the race track.

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 1:27 AM

Bottles being thrown from a second floor

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 1:38 AM

cop: "Shut up and get away! ... We need a wagon..."

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 1:40 AM

"watch for bottles while making this arrest"

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 1:40 AM

"calling in the big wagon...the other is getting full."
"it is on route from the jail"

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 1:44 AM

"subject surfing on top of a car."

baller

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 1:47 AM

MAINTAIN SQUAD INTEGRITY!

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 1:47 AM

People throwing bottles and rocks at the fire department trying to put out fires

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 1:59 AM

sending in street cleaners....to do something.

pretty sure this plan was created by this guy: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/hl-17...ssion_season_2/

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 2:07 AM

"let them light off fireworks as long as its not towards anyone"

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 2:09 AM

"If we go in, we'll just get bottles"

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 2:12 AM

shots fired!

Brent on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 9:28 AM

Phil's last words?

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 10:32 AM

Please, everyone knows my last words will be "Hey Joe, check this out"

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 11:10 AM

NCAA Fan Cam. I'm fucking around on my phone, of course
http://www.gigapixelfancam.com/fanc...3361-share-view

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 12:09 PM

Keith Price #winning
http://www.kylottery.com/apps/draw_...rent=Draw_Games

Brock on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 12:42 PM

Not to mention you are sitting all alone.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 1:39 PM

Dude, that fan cam is fucking cool

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 3:14 PM

I knew the dude to my left...kinda.

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 4:02 PM

highlights from the police radio from last night:
http://deadspin.com/5898759/heres-w...-police-scanner

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 4:08 PM

I almost feel like I'm being insensitive for thinking the name of this race is insensitive
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...ell|text|Home|s

Brent on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 5:50 PM

Phil, where was the racist girl?

joe on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 6:05 PM

how do we assume that I will be present for phil's death?

Phil on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 at 7:26 PM

I'm on my phone, but she should be in the row right behind me to my left about five seats

Phil on Wednesday, April 04, 2012 at 9:30 AM

this was posted as "my work schedule at 9:45" on reddit:
http://imgur.com/VjOM1

Phil on Wednesday, April 04, 2012 at 1:13 PM

i just checked the fan cam. Blonde isn't in the photo. Looks like her and her boyfriend weren't there. They were making pretty frequent bathroom breaks...

Jerome on Wednesday, April 04, 2012 at 3:00 PM

I just got off the phone with a vendor in Minneapolis. His parting shot to me was, "Hey, thanks for Tubby Smith, eh!"

douglas on Wednesday, April 04, 2012 at 3:48 PM

he is quite welcome

douglas on Thursday, April 05, 2012 at 8:39 AM

get these mother fucking snakes off my mother fucking plane:
http://news.yahoo.com/pilot-turns-b...-064153854.html

Phil on Thursday, April 05, 2012 at 11:08 AM

chicago v chicago
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fd...featured_videos

Phil on Thursday, April 05, 2012 at 1:53 PM

DadBoner: Takin' down the Verlander Taco Bell meal for luck, Captain Karl style. 3 Loco D'reets Supremes, Cheesy Gordita Crunch, Mexi 'Za. No tomates.

DadBoner: Justin Verlander knows bold flavors.

Phil on Thursday, April 05, 2012 at 3:21 PM

50 Cent Grapefruit Story
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waCF...eature=youtu.be

Phil on Thursday, April 05, 2012 at 3:27 PM

The 50 Cent Grapefruit Story
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waCF...eature=youtu.be

Jerome on Thursday, April 05, 2012 at 3:58 PM

2 hits. 2 coddamn hits. Fucking Pirates.

Phil on Thursday, April 05, 2012 at 5:48 PM

poor girl who was on the bike with petrino's wedding registry has hit the internet:
http://morgan-dorrell.ourwedding.co...arch-_-HPSearch

My favorite:
Well done Bobby...I taught you well during our time together.
from: Rick Pitino

Phil on Friday, April 06, 2012 at 10:39 AM

this made me chuckle
http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/...ondeoffback.gif

Phil on Friday, April 06, 2012 at 10:39 AM

and another
http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums...petrinobike.gif

Phil on Friday, April 06, 2012 at 2:21 PM

the worst baseball cards (which means they are the best)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ds-history.html

Phil on Friday, April 06, 2012 at 2:27 PM

the first drunken hookup failure is great
http://deadspin.com/5899785/cockblo...-the-sdsu-aztec

Phil on Friday, April 06, 2012 at 2:47 PM

Canada's sportscenter is so much better than ours
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiIZ...player_embedded

Phil on Friday, April 06, 2012 at 5:14 PM

i'm sure i've posted the ketchup robots in the past, but the addition of a flute killed me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU

joe on Saturday, April 07, 2012 at 5:36 AM

Fuck it all Fuck this world fuck everything that you stand for don't belong don't exist don't give a shit don't ever judge me. Gotta go to work.


Jay bilas should switch to slipknot.

Brock on Saturday, April 07, 2012 at 7:55 AM

About to embark on a 5-mile race. This may be my last will and testament.

adrian on Saturday, April 07, 2012 at 11:29 AM

Good luck Brock!

Phil on Saturday, April 07, 2012 at 11:46 AM

i liked this quote on Petrino:
Louis Dover, who coaches at Seneca High School in Louisville, perhaps best summed up the feelings many people in football have about Petrino. "As a coach, he's a genius, he's one of the elite minds," Dover said. "Personally, well, he's a good coach."

adrian on Saturday, April 07, 2012 at 12:16 PM

Posted on reddit. Made me chuckle

http://imgur.com/0ifl6

Phil on Saturday, April 07, 2012 at 3:15 PM

adrian, thats from the perry bible fellowship. they got a ton of funny comics. I like this baseball one http://pbfcomics.com/150

joe on Saturday, April 07, 2012 at 5:15 PM

http://www.barstoolsports.com/barst...a-happy-easter/

Happy Easter

Phil on Saturday, April 07, 2012 at 6:34 PM

as the mayor of friendville I'm granted exclusive access to women at their worst. Last night some guy was supposed to meet one of my buddies friends up at Molly's.

Well they fucking ran a police report on the dude from one of the girls phones. Unfortunately for him, it came up with credit card fraud and an assault charge eight years ago. And 10 speeding tickets.

So this guy comes walking into a fucking firing squad of women. You could see he was already terrified because he knew something was up. So things are going pretty poorly already, then suddenly one of the girls tells me "hey phil, my phone is working - want to try and run your police report again!? We'll try you next Ryan!" And his jaw dropped.

So now I'm having to go bros over hoes with this guy because this is too much even though he is clearly a douche. I get him the fuck out of there and we get some beers at the bar (guarding my wallet, of course). At this point I think he decided to cut his losses and get the hell out of there.

Good times.

joe on Saturday, April 07, 2012 at 7:34 PM

http://www.barstoolsports.com/bosto...de-on-2nd-base/

College baseball players are assholes

Phil on Saturday, April 07, 2012 at 9:44 PM

BC fan passed the fuck out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8wR...mp;feature=plcp

Phil on Saturday, April 07, 2012 at 10:24 PM

damn, i tried to submit it to deadspin but those fuckers beat me to it
http://deadspin.com/5900078/boston-...e-game-was-over

Phil on Sunday, April 08, 2012 at 12:30 AM

i'm also ashamed at laughing at this
http://imgur.com/s7ZoL

Phil on Sunday, April 08, 2012 at 1:33 PM

someone is not happy with the direction burger king is taking
http://storify.com/ZODIAC_MF/burger...torify-pingback

joe on Sunday, April 08, 2012 at 7:05 PM

Discovering mlbnetwork hd made my life happier.

Phil on Sunday, April 08, 2012 at 9:14 PM

I would have never thought that channel down in the 500s would be in HD.

Game changer.

Phil on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 11:45 AM

the internet sucks today

joe on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 12:19 PM

Called in today. Tried to sleep in but they are cleaning pipe in front of my house. So loud. The worst part is when it causes the toilet to spray water all over the bathroom and my house reeks of sewage.

Phil on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 12:42 PM

i just got a meeting request that asked me to bring "3 key take aways from who moved my cheese"

jesus

Brock on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 1:48 PM

The NHL playoffs begin this week. Anyone planning to make a road-trip for the Predators-Red Wings games on Wednesday or Friday? I expect a fired up crowd.

douglas on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 2:11 PM

you sick or something?

Phil on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 2:32 PM

brock, if they make it to the 20th I might be able to be talked into that game but tickets don't look cheap if you aren't in the nosebleeds. Red Wings fans must have bought away tickets in bunches

Phil on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 2:33 PM

my favorite past of the masters
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1...slap_medium.gif

Phil on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 3:10 PM

our new state song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHVLkq7jriY

Phil on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 3:36 PM

damn, I didn't know there was a burger contest at CJ.
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

I would have won that shit!

joe on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 4:36 PM

Just got in an argument with a guy rooting through my garbage. He asked to take the cord off a broken vacuum. I told him to take the whole damn thing. He got pissd and only wanted the cord. In the end he sped off empty handed.

joe on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 4:56 PM

3 people now. I just get creeped out by it and don't want a guy slicing his hand open on my property rooting through my stuff. Sure there is some frivolous law suit like that.

joe on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 5:16 PM

I don't think there is any personal information in the garbage out front.

Phil on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 5:20 PM

call the cops on their asses

joe on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 5:20 PM

Watching twins angels. 3rd inning and medical staff has already visited plate umpire twice. Poor guy. Pitcher not going to get any calls today.

joe on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 5:37 PM

Just texted this to Phil:

Neighbor's dog bites guy rooting through trash in my yard. So I saw that some places the trash is still my property and it is considered trespassing or it is the property of the waste management company. So who's problem is this, the trespasser, the dog owner or the property owner?

joe on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 6:08 PM

College admissions person I am facebook friends with:


One downside of my job is having to say things like this with a straight face: "So I'll send this to your son's email address, which is S-W-A-G-G-R-R-R-R at yahoo dot com, correct?"

joe on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 6:11 PM

Ran off a 5th truck

adrian on Monday, April 09, 2012 at 9:08 PM

property owner is my guess

Brent on Tuesday, April 10, 2012 at 8:40 AM

You old crumudgeon, just let them root through your trash

Brent on Tuesday, April 10, 2012 at 8:40 AM

You old crumudgeon, just let them root through your trash

Brent on Tuesday, April 10, 2012 at 8:40 AM

You old crumudgeon, just let them root through your trash

Phil on Tuesday, April 10, 2012 at 9:37 AM

the lightning didn't make the playoffs, but it hasn't stopped their fans from posting this on reddit
http://i.imgur.com/Fr3c3.gif

I chuckled

Brock on Tuesday, April 10, 2012 at 10:46 AM

Phil, it looks like the consensus is to get tickets for the game on the 20th. I may still try and sneak in to one of the games this week. Nose-bleed seats aren't bad, but there is a standing area at the back end of the arena with a great view and a concession stand that I usually just hang out at. This is much like how I handle Reds games - there are so many great standing areas with good sight lines.

A response I got from one of my friends here is "We're hoping that the Red Wings can win a least one game at home so we can catch the game on the 20th." - This is not a unique perspective; there is definitely a strong vibe in town that this team can make a serious run.

In regard to your comment about Detroit fans buying up tickets, the opposite is true - apparently Tennessee is a hot-bed for bandwagon hockey fans.

Phil on Tuesday, April 10, 2012 at 11:00 AM

radulov is a pretty solid addition. should be a good serious

Phil on Tuesday, April 10, 2012 at 2:01 PM

should be a good series I mean. So I think I left my cell phone at home. This is driving me nuts

joe on Tuesday, April 10, 2012 at 6:49 PM

Brent, after a series of home and car break ins in the neighborhood, to include direct neighbors, creeps going through your garbage is a nice red flag. fuck letting them go through my junk.

joe on Tuesday, April 10, 2012 at 7:37 PM

Petrino out.

joe on Tuesday, April 10, 2012 at 8:00 PM

Best comment ever

"Go, you fucktard" may be the second most popular saying before someone dies right behind, "Hey, check this shit out!".

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 10, 2012 at 9:37 PM

Much respect for Long.

Brent on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 8:31 AM

Now that Petrino is free from Arkansas, I wonder if Kentucky could nab him.

Phil on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 9:33 AM

considering he referred to UK as "slapdicks" I'm guessing no

douglas on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 9:48 AM

UK won't go after him, not that i'd be totally opposed to letting him use us for a couple years and make us relevant again. UK is gonna' be bad this year

Brock on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 2:48 PM

I'm confused.... I thought Joker Phillips was supposed to be the savior. Isn't that why Rich Brooks was pushed into early retirement?

Phil on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 3:00 PM

i'm hoping the bills grab him as OC

Phil on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 3:00 PM

petrino, not joker phillips. that'd be ridiculous

Phil on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 3:56 PM

Jay Bilas with a shout out to Duke Power
http://twitter.com/#!/JayBilas/stat...1754112/photo/1

Brent on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 5:05 PM

UK football has been relevant? Im thinking "slapdicks" could be overlooked.

joe on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 7:51 PM

Shabazz just made ucla basketball relevant

joe on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 8:49 PM

Nerlens Noel looked like an idiot. Good thing he can play basketball.

adrian on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 8:55 PM

And the hating begins.

adrian on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 8:56 PM

After Bennett announces to UK, you can go ahead and put championship number 9 in the books.

joe on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 9:09 PM

Best description I read online:

Love hearing a well spoken and polite athlete like Shabazz right now.

An hour passes:

Then Nerlens Noel showed up and is the exact opposite.

adrian on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 9:11 PM

He sounded like a dummy but after UK wins the tourney again..no one will really give a shit!

joe on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 9:13 PM

Anyone that says "taking my talents" needs to be castrated.

joe on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 9:14 PM

Shaving the logo and saying taking my talents makes me hate him. It could have been any of those 3 schools and I still wanted to punch him in the throat.

joe on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 9:16 PM

And i find it hilarious reading uk fans comments that shabazz "doesn't fit our system."

adrian on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 9:39 PM

I find it hilarious that U of L fans really give a damn.

Brock on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 9:48 PM

I find it hilarious that either think they can hang with the Bearcats next year.

Brock on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 9:51 PM

Game on. Getting tickets for April 20 Preds-Red Wings game (if necessary). Who is in? I can get tickets (no discounts for playoffs), so what's the budget. Oh yea, its a Friday.... and there is a moonshine bar 4 blocks from the arena.

joe on Wednesday, April 11, 2012 at 9:54 PM

Head case yancey gates is gone. cincy might have some potential.

Phil on Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 9:41 AM

what playing for the orioles will do to you
http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/spt...s/sadandino.jpg

Phil on Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 11:57 AM

i liked Drew Doughty's assesment of Kesler looking for a penalty at the 26s mark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...;v=TMqcMFu6bpg#!

Phil on Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 12:33 PM

summary of the petrino incident
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWb6...eature=youtu.be

Brock on Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 2:24 PM

I have to admit, I'm liking what I see from Gaustad. Especially his effort to take on the entire Detroit team at the end of the game after some bumped Rinne.

The Preds are certainly not backing down when it comes to toughness
http://i.imgur.com/NenLI.gif

douglas on Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 3:50 PM

so petrino was doing well for himself:
http://deadspin.com/5901394/over-tw...ia-bikini-model

joe on Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 5:16 PM

Holy crap Douglas has an 8 year old.

douglas on Friday, April 13, 2012 at 8:07 AM

that doesn't hit me as much as when i say i have 3 kids. the 3 kids are my oh shit moment

Wrecking Crew on Friday, April 13, 2012 at 9:37 AM

The good thing is you're fairly young so you won't be too old when they leave the house.

Phil on Friday, April 13, 2012 at 10:20 AM

oh yeah!
http://i.imgur.com/Kwwhf.png

douglas on Friday, April 13, 2012 at 10:46 AM

i could care less about them getting out of the house yet, i'm focused on being able to sleep more than three hours at a time again

Brock on Friday, April 13, 2012 at 12:33 PM

I like the contrast in parenting perspectives.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, April 13, 2012 at 1:54 PM

I'm just saying there's a short window of time to have kids. When you're younger, you still want your own life to go out and have fun. Then you get to an age where you are "ready" to have kids and you need to have them before eggs get old and kids come out fucked up. You also want to have them out of the house to enjoy retirement.

Brock on Friday, April 13, 2012 at 2:22 PM

That's what my parents thought, but they still have 3 20-somethings living in their house.

douglas on Friday, April 13, 2012 at 2:24 PM

you are right, and i've thought about that, i'll be 40 when kaelyn graduates high school. my only hope is after the twins get to college i'll still have any money left after paying for catholic schools to enjoy life

Brock on Friday, April 13, 2012 at 2:27 PM

I'd go ahead and start donating plasma now.

Phil on Friday, April 13, 2012 at 4:07 PM

chris - wouldn't my window be much larger because I can continue to bang 25 year old girls?

adrian on Friday, April 13, 2012 at 4:27 PM

I think the window size is based on your age Phil and not the "25" year olds you bang

douglas on Friday, April 13, 2012 at 4:31 PM

banging 25 y/o chicks only make you feel younger, you're not

douglas on Friday, April 13, 2012 at 4:31 PM

i imagine it also makes you feel much cooler and confident and happy, but alas, i'll never feel that again

Phil on Friday, April 13, 2012 at 4:39 PM

I was implying the window that I have to have children. I don't care about egg age, for example, in that situation.

Actually, my fear really stems from how long I'd be able to kick my kids ass at shit. I'm already shitty at basketball, so I was counting on sheer size to win until they are 13 or 14. Now at best I'd probably be fucking 50 years old when they hit that age. I'm going to get whooped in basketball by a nine year old.

All this assumes someone is dumb enough to let me get them pregnant, which is a pretty big if.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, April 13, 2012 at 4:48 PM

The window applies to men and women. Sure you don't have to worry about 25 y/o eggs, but like you said you want to be an old man raising kids. You don't want to be too old to beat them at sports, and you want them out of your house when you're ready to retire.

Phil on Saturday, April 14, 2012 at 3:15 PM

i guess "webering" is a thing now
http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi....00&Border=0

Brent on Saturday, April 14, 2012 at 7:33 PM

Alright which two girls do you think are featured in Phil's post...my guess: Allison and Mindy.

http://predators.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=37164

Brent on Saturday, April 14, 2012 at 7:36 PM

I guess it could also be one of the ice girls...but Im still going with my original guess.

Here are the ice girls...

http://predators.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=37163

Dibs on Crystal

Phil on Saturday, April 14, 2012 at 8:44 PM

dibs in mindy
http://predators.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=76281

joe on Saturday, April 14, 2012 at 8:47 PM

You two share a liking for coldplay

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, April 15, 2012 at 10:07 AM

Much better than the Honeybees

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, April 15, 2012 at 10:11 AM

What's up with the rain delay shenanigans that college baseball players are doing? If we tried that shit, we would have immediately started running in the rain, forfeited the game if the weather cleared and then kept running. Then coach would have chewed our asses out on the bus all the way home dropping an f-bomb every other word.

joe on Sunday, April 15, 2012 at 10:42 AM

We might have lost but we looked professional doing it.

Brent on Sunday, April 15, 2012 at 10:57 AM

Did any of you baseball players do anything this stupid?

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-b...-150424535.html

joe on Sunday, April 15, 2012 at 11:28 AM

One of the oldest tricks I the book.

Phil on Sunday, April 15, 2012 at 12:09 PM

rumors swirling about Richard Pitino taking over FIU

Phil on Sunday, April 15, 2012 at 4:16 PM

pretty legendary obituary
http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/de...p;pid=156944598

joe on Sunday, April 15, 2012 at 4:29 PM

Where is that coming from? I saw it on facebook and now you posted it. Is it real?

douglas on Sunday, April 15, 2012 at 6:14 PM

You beat me to it, I was gonna post that obit

joe on Sunday, April 15, 2012 at 8:58 PM

So I was at this 30th bday party and this guy was talking about this 4th of July party where neighbors were going back and forth on who had a bigger dick. Then the party he was at pulled out this 50 launcher and blew the shit out of the neighborhood. He described it as the greatest none thunder over Louisville firework show he had ever seen. I politely told him afterwards that it was may house and invited him back.

joe on Sunday, April 15, 2012 at 8:59 PM

Ignore my grammar, you know what I was trying to say.

joe on Sunday, April 15, 2012 at 9:00 PM

The bigger dick comment was his words

adrian on Sunday, April 15, 2012 at 9:33 PM

Joe that would be a great moment in nattysci history

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, April 15, 2012 at 10:15 PM

Who was it?

joe on Monday, April 16, 2012 at 6:35 AM

It was a friend of a husband of someone Laura rides with.

douglas on Monday, April 16, 2012 at 7:53 AM

obviously we won, our dicks were much bigger

adrian on Monday, April 16, 2012 at 9:42 AM

I am still proud of the 50 shot bottle rocket launcher.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, April 16, 2012 at 11:37 AM

What's the plan to top last year?

Phil on Monday, April 16, 2012 at 11:39 AM

Step one to top next year: synchronize to this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZY0J51Q7sU

adrian on Monday, April 16, 2012 at 11:58 AM

So in hockey when a player shoots a puck at the goal and let's say the goalie catches the puck but it breaks the plane. Is that a score?

adrian on Monday, April 16, 2012 at 12:01 PM

Blowing up a replica of one of the alien ships in independence day would be pretty fun.

Phil on Monday, April 16, 2012 at 12:37 PM

thats a hell of an idea

adrian on Monday, April 16, 2012 at 12:39 PM

Kenyan born Wesley Korir who lives in Louisville won the Boston marathon this morning. It wad a down field since all the best runners were qualifying for the Olympics buy still pretty cool.

Brock on Monday, April 16, 2012 at 5:32 PM

Is anyone with a road bike interested in doing Jack and Back on the first weekend in October?

Its 75-miles there and 75- or 55-miles back.

Phil on Monday, April 16, 2012 at 9:59 PM

i like this new michael jordan ad ESPN did
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxBB...eature=youtu.be

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 at 9:40 AM

Along with Brock, I'm going to throw an invite out there as well. Since I only have a few months left in NOLA, if anyone wants to come down and have some fun on Bourbon Street with a free place to stay, come on down. I was thinking late June or July.

douglas on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 at 1:53 PM

this place is dead

Phil on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 at 2:54 PM

JoTD is having Falls City beer for $2 on Friday at 6pm that they are serving up in a mason jar that you get to keep

joe on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 at 5:22 PM

http://www.cardchronicle.com/2012/4...-sports-banquet

You know us we're a final four basketball team. We may have had some down times, but we're contenders now.

Brock on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 at 5:57 PM

Douglas.... you know what else is dead...

Dick Clark.

douglas on Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 7:52 AM

the front runner for greatest dead dick clark joke:

dick in a box

Phil on Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 3:29 PM

how prevalent is that joke on the internet. pretty common?

Phil on Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 3:45 PM

ping pong to the ding dong
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-p...-155645744.html

Phil on Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 3:57 PM

ralph lauren is finally taking fashion advice from me
http://www.theonion.com/articles/de...ed-dress,27962/

Phil on Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 4:07 PM

they are laughing at fielder's speed on this one, but I'm not sure I could beat him there
http://deadspin.com/5903389/prince-...afterward-maybe

I need to go for a run

Phil on Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 4:40 PM

this is a pretty epic story on reddit
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...e_found/c4dx4q5

but I must say the comment by hydroxyl_ion at the end was the icing on the cake

douglas on Friday, April 20, 2012 at 9:35 AM

i had heard it right after he died, it's grown in popularity since then

douglas on Friday, April 20, 2012 at 9:35 AM

in other words, i heard it before it was cool, so that makes me cool, but now that it's gotten popular i don't like it anymore

Brock on Friday, April 20, 2012 at 9:58 AM

Phil, just a heads up. The guest bedroom is doubling as a nursery. There will not be a baby in there, but if you pick up a Predators Ice Girl a crib and stuffed animals in the room may cramp your style... or will it?

Phil on Friday, April 20, 2012 at 10:30 AM

Any girl that is desperate enough to go home with me has already lowered herself to depths far beneath being deterred by a crib.

My buddy Nick and I are are planning to leave at two. Can you text me your address?

Phil on Friday, April 20, 2012 at 1:06 PM

the goalie for the capitals still has his car in short term parking because he didn't think he'd be with them so long. he doesn't want to move it either because that'd be bad luck
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...XjGcS_blog.html

adrian on Friday, April 20, 2012 at 8:55 PM

story on reddit cracked me up

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/commen...fear_of/c4eikk7

joe on Saturday, April 21, 2012 at 8:44 AM

Either St Matthews was attacked by terrorists or it is the little league parade.

Phil on Saturday, April 21, 2012 at 10:38 AM

we got a tid bit aggressive with high fiving strangers last night

Brock on Saturday, April 21, 2012 at 2:18 PM

I'm pretty sure Michelle has bruises on her palms from all the up tops.

Phil on Monday, April 23, 2012 at 8:15 AM

i'm too old for this shit

Brock on Monday, April 23, 2012 at 9:58 AM

Working on Monday mornings?

Phil on Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:33 AM

Yep. I should be retired by now.

Jerome on Monday, April 23, 2012 at 11:18 AM

It's your own fault, Phil. You scheduled the damn 8:45 meeting - recurring no less. Ass.

Phil on Monday, April 23, 2012 at 12:06 PM

that 8:45 one was a one day thing. 8:45 meetings are retarded.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, April 23, 2012 at 12:56 PM

Seriously, 8:45? Suck it up. Try 6 AM.

joe on Monday, April 23, 2012 at 5:30 PM

8:45 is nothing

joe on Monday, April 23, 2012 at 7:45 PM

http://thebiglead.com/index.php/201...ith-his-mother/

These things are dumb, but when you factor in MLB catcher and his mo it is interesting.

joe on Monday, April 23, 2012 at 7:55 PM

Pudge Rodriguez threw out the first pitch in Arlington. He threw it from home to 2nd. Pretty clever.

Phil on Tuesday, April 24, 2012 at 1:49 PM

this was on card chronicle. made me chuckle
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1...kiss_medium.jpg

Brock on Tuesday, April 24, 2012 at 3:54 PM

An ode to Brody:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPw3...player_embedded

Phil on Tuesday, April 24, 2012 at 5:22 PM

i saw this on twitter and thought it was profound:
"The biggest asshole in the history of the world was the first person that celebrated their birthday."

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 24, 2012 at 5:39 PM

Maybe Marc was here.

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2012/0...-mob/?hpt=hp_c3

Brock on Tuesday, April 24, 2012 at 8:22 PM

Who is this Bigworm character?

joe on Tuesday, April 24, 2012 at 8:33 PM

hacker

Phil on Wednesday, April 25, 2012 at 9:24 PM

um, brock, molly ringwald is on reddit answering questions
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/commen...y_ringwald_ama/

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 25, 2012 at 11:54 PM

One day it will actually be nice to catch up with you guys. Until then, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you. I'm out.

Phil on Thursday, April 26, 2012 at 12:05 AM

Holtby don't care.
Holyby doesn't give a shit.
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1083495/pev.gif

Phil on Thursday, April 26, 2012 at 12:07 AM

i'm not good with spelling. but seriously, Holtby is one cold motherfucker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEYv3QwTwFA

Phil on Thursday, April 26, 2012 at 12:10 AM

better angle
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1083487/pev.gif

Brock on Thursday, April 26, 2012 at 12:42 AM

Strong work on the Molly Ringwald reddit.

Although I'm equally impressed with the badass move by Holtby.

douglas on Thursday, April 26, 2012 at 8:21 AM

hey wes, am I the cool one? I sure hope so...

Phil on Thursday, April 26, 2012 at 12:24 PM

i keep watching the Holtby clip. It cracks me up.

Phil on Thursday, April 26, 2012 at 1:06 PM

an onion headline written just for me
http://www.theonion.com/articles/sp...ntramura,28014/

Brock on Thursday, April 26, 2012 at 1:40 PM

That reminds me that I am soon to be attempting to relive the glory days of intramurals. I have successfully assembled a group of guys to play rec league basketball this summer. In homage to the Natty Sci hey day the starting lineup will have 3 Ph.D's, a LabCorp manager, and a Brit right off the boat. If that's not intimidating enough, I'm pretty sure one of our guys qualifies as a "little person." Although on the flip side, our front-line is 6'5", 6'4", and my fat ass.

My primary objective to to avoid losing all games by more than 20 and not get someone in a headlock by the end of the season.

Phil on Thursday, April 26, 2012 at 1:49 PM

you got a team name yet?

Phil on Thursday, April 26, 2012 at 3:19 PM

glorious master translator
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=110

Brock on Thursday, April 26, 2012 at 4:24 PM

No name yet. Suggestions? "Make 'Em Pee Blood?"

Jerome on Thursday, April 26, 2012 at 4:58 PM

'Bows and Shivers

Phil on Friday, April 27, 2012 at 11:25 AM

DadBoner: If your family doesn't like you, screw 'em. Blood might be thicker than water, but an ice cold beer tastes best, and never lets me down.

joe on Friday, April 27, 2012 at 7:15 PM

If you are gonna drive on it tighten the lug nuts is important advice to follow

Brock on Friday, April 27, 2012 at 11:11 PM

My uncle Bill is opening a brewery called Apocalypse Brew Works at the family plumbing shop on Mellwood and I64. The tap room will be open tomorrow, check it out. www.apocalypsebrewworks.com

joe on Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 7:55 AM

If Adrian is dead on the side of the road around mile 23 someone please contact me.

Phil on Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 1:55 PM

looks like adrian lived through it. Just barely missed the 5hr mark by 40s.

adrian on Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 2:30 PM

I hit the wall at mile 20. Body started locking up, the heat was rising and barely any water. I can't believe there wasn't enough water. On the backside 13 we were getting like shot glass amounts of water every 3 miles. There were points in the entire 26 mile run that the water stations ran out of water and of course that was a bitch.

A coworker who i paced with in the 10 miler finished the mini at 1:50. I should have run that race.

adrian on Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 2:30 PM

Anyways...mark a marathon off my bucket list.

adrian on Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 2:31 PM

Phil, I saw your sister before the race and during the race. It looked like she had a good pace going.

adrian on Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 4:08 PM

greatest video game athletes of all time

http://digg.com/newsbar/topnews/the...tes_of_all_time

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 4:39 PM

Exercise is bad for you. Your risk for heart attack doubles the hour during and hour after exercising, and that's in healty people who exercise regularly. Weight lifting is bad too. Systolic blood pressure (top #) can get to 400's (120 norm) with heavy lifting.

joe on Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 4:47 PM

Good think I didn't exercise today. All I did was yard work and drink. I call that a successful day.

adrian on Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 6:25 PM

Chris are you being serious?

joe on Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 8:05 PM

ARMAGAEDON! So opening night at chruchill downs. Grandpa is 90 and went back to work tonight. hope he is ok.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 8:56 PM

Yeah, it's even worse if you're fat and out of shape trying to do it. Reports are that about 1-5 of every 100,000 people who run marathons die yearly. It's really only part of the equation though. The long term risk reduction for other medical issues and even future cardiac risk outweigh the risks of exercise though.

joe on Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 9:41 PM

from my cousin that finished 12th in the marathon on wearing a Qudoba tshirt during the race:

"I did have to wear the Qdoba shirt to get four free entrees. totally worth it."

joe on Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 9:52 PM

Dodgers stadium plays this when a double play is turned. Classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IBRbzf3Fws

douglas on Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 10:50 PM

I went down to see my mom walk the mini, and Sarah kept saying how bad running is for you the whole time.

Brock on Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 11:06 PM

Running sucks, but I will continue to root for those who do. I will run 1 race a year, thus fitting squarely into Chris' category of death. Although I still prefer biking. More change of scenery and it doesn't destroy your knees.

joe on Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 11:11 PM

I think I may assist Adrian and help him run 5k races faster. Anything more than 3.1 miles is stupid.

joe on Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 11:13 PM

but between kickball sundays and softball mondays I may not be able to walk on tuesdays

joe on Sunday, April 29, 2012 at 10:12 AM

Just skip straight to video #2 for a nice kick.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/bosto...yankee-stadium/

Phil on Monday, April 30, 2012 at 12:31 PM

I just noticed Puddy is rocking a Brodeur jersey in this clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftUR...feature=related

Assuming he still owns it, that's some tremendous value for the purchase back in 95 or 96 whenever this was filmed

Brock on Monday, April 30, 2012 at 12:40 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&a...p;v=SYeRDCWU1HA

Good catch Phil. I like this one better. Basically my house before any UC/Reds/Bengals/Predators game. Elaine playing the part of Michelle.

Phil on Monday, April 30, 2012 at 12:50 PM

gotta support the team

Phil on Monday, April 30, 2012 at 12:50 PM

i like hartnell fucking with pierre mcguire in this clip
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1...ell2_medium.gif

Phil on Monday, April 30, 2012 at 4:42 PM

Grandmas watch Kardashian sex tape
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mYb...eature=youtu.be

Phil on Tuesday, May 01, 2012 at 12:10 PM

suddenly chris bosh
http://i.imgur.com/B2MTM.gif

adrian on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 at 7:32 AM

Post on reddit. What is something fucked up you think about often, but never tell anyone about?

Some dudes comment... I always wanted to control someones body and actions. For example, I would control my teachers body, stand up on the table, strip naked, shit all over the kids faces, and then switch back to my body. Then watch her reaction when she realizes what just happened.

Phil on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 at 9:43 AM

last communication I had with joe:

joe: tonight i am ju6mp in tghe river times
phil (later): how is the river?
joe: wet

joe on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 at 10:41 AM

I had the worlds largest bookers on the rocks at the chow wagon.

Phil on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 at 10:46 AM

it was quite impressive. cost?

joe on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 at 10:52 AM

9 or 10 bucks. 1 more ticket than a tall beer. The bartenders literally were trying to kill people. Laura had some fruity dreamsicle drink and they tipped the bottle of rum and looked away and kept pouring. It was easily 6 shots in it.

Phil on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 at 11:43 AM

jesus

Phil on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 at 11:43 AM

mellow mushroom is moving into dutch's
http://www.mellowmushroom.com/

Phil on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 at 11:46 AM

i like the cleveland announcers take on this infield double
http://deadspin.com/5906946/alejand...-infield-pop+up

adrian on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 at 11:47 AM

The thought of bookers makes me want to hurl

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 at 12:15 PM

Bookers is still one of the best tasting bourbons put there. Just a little strong.

Brock on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 at 2:00 PM

What is with the Burkets and their obsession with jumping in the river?

joe on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 at 2:06 PM

I was drunk at the waterfront mocking Chris and the jumping in the river experience.

joe on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 at 3:06 PM

I thought junior seau had already died before today

Phil on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 at 3:41 PM

he drove himself off a cliff last year "asleep at the wheel".

Brent on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 at 7:51 PM

Phil, do you know any websites that I can stream the Rangers/Capitals game?

Brent on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 at 8:22 PM

Junior Seau found dead.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7...or-seau-dies-43

douglas on Thursday, May 03, 2012 at 12:40 AM

So I'm in Nashville and had no idea the predators had a home game tonight. Pissed I didn't find out before I went out

Phil on Thursday, May 03, 2012 at 12:46 AM

late to the party, but I believe on nbcsports.com you can stream the games

Brock on Thursday, May 03, 2012 at 1:08 PM

Phil, have any suggestions on places to catch the Predators game while we're in Louisville tomorrow?

Jerome on Thursday, May 03, 2012 at 2:05 PM

Looks like UK is scared to play IU?
http://www.wdrb.com/story/18103562/iu

Phil on Thursday, May 03, 2012 at 2:38 PM

Some interesting stuff in here from reddit.

The save icon is a floppy disk and everyone still understands the "roll down the windows" gesture. What are other things that refer to obsolete practices, yet still understood today?
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...everyone_still/

Phil on Thursday, May 03, 2012 at 3:13 PM

we've actually had good luck with old chicago playing the games. We got our buddy at spring street to turn them on too. Anyone brave enough to go out tomorrow?

Phil on Thursday, May 03, 2012 at 5:43 PM

i like this kid's style on announcing his school:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab...-211044886.html

joe on Thursday, May 03, 2012 at 5:46 PM

I think the term fuck it is used when I make most my decisions.

joe on Thursday, May 03, 2012 at 5:47 PM

Like just now I was thirsty so I said fuck it, I'm gonna get drunk.

Phil on Thursday, May 03, 2012 at 5:48 PM

big cup of bookers does sound good

joe on Thursday, May 03, 2012 at 5:50 PM

Bookers big gulp is my new drink of choice.

adrian on Thursday, May 03, 2012 at 9:34 PM

Bookers is the devil

Brock on Friday, May 04, 2012 at 9:27 AM

There may need to be a distinction at this point:

"I'm thirsty"

Fuck it, I'm gonna get drunk = several beers or some delicious Buffalo Trace

Fuck it, I'm gonna get thunderdome and jump in the river = Bookers

Phil on Friday, May 04, 2012 at 10:53 AM

got an exacta box going on Awesome Life and Lord Tarzan in the second race. Let's DO THIS!

Phil on Friday, May 04, 2012 at 11:03 AM

dude calling these races online sucks

Phil on Friday, May 04, 2012 at 11:14 AM

Jacksonville 3rd-Round Pick Punter Bryan Anger: 'I Will Punt The Jaguars To Greatness'
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ja...ger-i-wi,28088/

Phil on Friday, May 04, 2012 at 3:45 PM

hail during the oaks should prove interesting

Brock on Friday, May 04, 2012 at 4:19 PM

I'm interested to find out what creative things infield guests will do with hail stones.

Phil on Friday, May 04, 2012 at 4:23 PM

i was thinking a port a potty would provide decent shelter, but fuck that could get loud

joe on Saturday, May 05, 2012 at 11:50 PM

Fuck the police!

joe on Sunday, May 06, 2012 at 2:24 AM

Phil and i won derby night

adrian on Sunday, May 06, 2012 at 10:40 AM

What did you win?

joe on Sunday, May 06, 2012 at 12:47 PM

We won a stupid good time

Phil on Sunday, May 06, 2012 at 1:33 PM

plus we got plenty of exercise, and helped out in the community

Phil on Sunday, May 06, 2012 at 10:07 PM

DadBoner: Really hurtin' today. If you're not, you probably didn't do your job for the USA & Mexican relations, you guys.

douglas on Monday, May 07, 2012 at 8:04 AM

story?

Jerome on Monday, May 07, 2012 at 8:54 AM

I'm sure if we all post the drunk texts we received from Phil and Joe on Saturday night, we could pull together a good chunk of the story. Here's my contribution:

Phil, May 6, 1:31 am - we wear caps and sleeves in this league.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 07, 2012 at 9:10 AM

With the picture of them in the button up shirt with cut-off sleeves at Drake's. Keepin' it classy.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 07, 2012 at 9:12 AM

All I know is that I'm getting too old for this shit. In Miami this weekend for a course and had about 4 hours sleep between the 2 nights I was there. I did my part to try and keep up the USA & Mexican relations.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 07, 2012 at 9:22 AM

You've got to love those holidays (Cinco de Mayo and St. Pattys day) where no matter what ethnicity you are everyone finds a reason to celebrate.

Phil on Monday, May 07, 2012 at 11:27 AM

my text failed to include the picture.

Joe and I put some mileage in. Roughly a half mile of walking in St. Regis, 2.2 all the way to Joe's. Then another 2 miles round trip to Spinelli's and back. Along the way we helped the police with a disabled car and we just overall good citizens.

Phil on Monday, May 07, 2012 at 3:39 PM

Man urinated on 4th St., struck police horse in the neck
http://www.whas11.com/news/Police-M...-150461505.html

joe on Monday, May 07, 2012 at 5:24 PM

Basically Phil and I achieved successful level of drunkenness for about 12 solid hours but were not super sloppy drunk. Just drunk enough to be a little stupid.

Phil on Monday, May 07, 2012 at 6:27 PM

Karl Welzein ‏ @DadBoner
Man, what a weekend. Really draggin', but it was worth it. For Mexicans, Bob Seger, the USA, everyone really. Such a blast.

Phil on Monday, May 07, 2012 at 6:33 PM

the blonde in this photo looks quite familiar:
http://deadspin.com/5908302/patrick...start/gallery/3

douglas on Monday, May 07, 2012 at 8:15 PM

Looks like a younger hotter kmac

Phil on Monday, May 07, 2012 at 9:27 PM

i like this The Onion headline
http://www.theonion.com/articles/co...ce-harpe,28127/

Phil on Monday, May 07, 2012 at 11:23 PM

joe, you in for watching u of l baseball on Saturday? Pat is doing this:

I have planned a party for George at the UofL baseball game on Saturday. UofL Baseball will be playing St. John's on Saturday morning at 11:30. I will be out in front of the stadium at 11 am to meet everybody.

THERE IS NO CHARGE TO GET INTO THE GAME! Don't bring a gift!
Bring the family.
Have fun...
The game starts at 11:30 and is televised by ESPN U.
We will have pizza, cupcakes, cake, popcorn and a visit by Louie The Cardinal Bird!
Stay 10 minutes or stay the whole game!
Churchill downs will be running that day and that is just across the street.

joe on Tuesday, May 08, 2012 at 6:29 AM

Not a bad idea

joe on Tuesday, May 08, 2012 at 6:30 AM

Bette not be air louie

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 08, 2012 at 9:38 AM

5 weeks and counting.....

douglas on Tuesday, May 08, 2012 at 1:23 PM

who are you?

Phil on Tuesday, May 08, 2012 at 3:40 PM

i can't be sure, but I think dude in the yellow bunny hopped cavendish
http://deadspin.com/5908604/massive...eys-whereabouts

Brock on Tuesday, May 08, 2012 at 5:05 PM

For sure... nice bunny hop.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 08, 2012 at 11:08 PM

Josh Hamilton is a badass.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, May 09, 2012 at 1:54 AM

I want to go out drinking with that dude. Bet that would make for a badass night.

Phil on Wednesday, May 09, 2012 at 10:30 AM

beastie boy tribute at the airport
http://i.imgur.com/OIRe2.jpg

Phil on Wednesday, May 09, 2012 at 11:08 AM

nice hustle on this foul ball
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?c...colmlb_sdnmlb_1

Phil on Wednesday, May 09, 2012 at 1:50 PM

this soccer kick pass in the Finland Swiss hockey game is pretty awesome, but the announcer's voice is AMAZING. I didn't even realize he was speaking english at first
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ggc...etailpage#t=79s

Phil on Wednesday, May 09, 2012 at 2:18 PM

Mark Titus interviews greg oden
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...-plagued-career

Phil on Wednesday, May 09, 2012 at 3:23 PM

another great the onion headline
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ti...fastball,28134/

Phil on Wednesday, May 09, 2012 at 4:59 PM

Karl Welzein ‏ @DadBoner
Think I figured out what Dave's "date towel" that I used to dry off after the shower is for. Pretty upset. Gonna bury it deep, deep down.

Phil on Wednesday, May 09, 2012 at 5:24 PM

follow up:

Karl Welzein ‏ @DadBoner
If you can't escape a harsh reality, it's best to just create another one, preferably in a universe where you drink trunk liquor at work.

Phil on Wednesday, May 09, 2012 at 6:42 PM

potential team name for tomorrow:
"Now that obama has ruined the sanctity of marriage, any of you hot married chicks wanna bang?"

Phil on Thursday, May 10, 2012 at 10:24 AM

this house is for sale near me. behind clifton pizza, 1 bedroom, 1 bath. $395,000
https://picasaweb.google.com/112329...18/1968PayneSt#

Brock on Thursday, May 10, 2012 at 12:06 PM

Does it come with the indoor swimming pool and loft?

Phil on Thursday, May 10, 2012 at 1:32 PM

yep yep. apparently it is owned by a big time swim coach here in louisville

Brock on Thursday, May 10, 2012 at 1:35 PM

Its cool, except for the rest of the house is kind of a dump. The kitchen is in poor shape. Not that you are a cook or anything.

Phil on Thursday, May 10, 2012 at 1:56 PM

I wonder if you could in anyways make it profitable.

Phil on Thursday, May 10, 2012 at 4:59 PM

Rob Ryan Shows Off His Van

http://www.dallascowboys.com/multim...41170B86F01A84B

Phil on Thursday, May 10, 2012 at 5:37 PM

the photo that accompanies this article makes me brain hurt
http://www.seattlepi.com/news/artic...pia-3546738.php

Jerome on Friday, May 11, 2012 at 8:01 AM

I was just a small part of Joe and Phil's Derby Adventure. I still don't know whose house that was.
http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/1...gw8d9jl8fA2.jpg

Phil on Friday, May 11, 2012 at 9:24 AM

truer words have never been spoken:
http://i.imgur.com/Me8fA.png

douglas on Friday, May 11, 2012 at 11:00 AM

if anyone is looking to marry a virgin, here you go:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sidesho...-195206620.html

Phil on Friday, May 11, 2012 at 3:08 PM

first world problem posted to reddit today: "A commercial about starving children came on during dinner and I had to get chicken grease on my remote."

Phil on Friday, May 11, 2012 at 3:47 PM

FreddieFW is making a web series callede Video Game HS.
http://www.rocketjump.com/?video=vghs-episode-1

joe on Saturday, May 12, 2012 at 4:25 PM

Decent list of songs

http://health.yahoo.net/articles/fi...ongs-all-time#0

joe on Sunday, May 13, 2012 at 8:57 AM

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

Kuric with the graduation proposal.

Phil on Sunday, May 13, 2012 at 11:49 AM

Prince Fielder Urges Rookie To Choke Up On Burrito
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pr...-burrito,28159/

Phil on Sunday, May 13, 2012 at 1:20 PM

a request from gamestop for mother's day
http://i.imgur.com/FxosB.png

Phil on Monday, May 14, 2012 at 12:31 PM

a toast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaYtFLGELB8

Phil on Monday, May 14, 2012 at 2:55 PM

glad to see someone made an animated GIF of thunder dan catching the ground rule double:
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1115090/dan.gif

douglas on Tuesday, May 15, 2012 at 11:18 AM

so michael porter is apparently a child rapist...

Phil on Tuesday, May 15, 2012 at 1:07 PM

[lynnie]but did she look 15?[/lynnie]

Phil on Tuesday, May 15, 2012 at 1:12 PM

this t-shirt should only be reserved for the most special of times:
http://imgur.com/ZeNZX

Jerome on Tuesday, May 15, 2012 at 1:56 PM

Six counts of sodomy? Is that 5 fingers and his Wildcat tongue?

douglas on Tuesday, May 15, 2012 at 3:49 PM

i learned something new today, i was not aware that oral is considered sodomy in a court of law. not sure how this newfound knowledge will benefit me ever in my life, but it's good to know

Phil on Tuesday, May 15, 2012 at 5:14 PM

the chick-fil-a rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...;v=8aDdlsYk4Nk#!

joe on Tuesday, May 15, 2012 at 6:03 PM

So my mom received a collect call from louisville corrections center. She didn't accept the charges and immediately called me to see if I was in jail. They have called backed 4 times and she still won't accept. Really curious who it is.

Phil on Tuesday, May 15, 2012 at 6:45 PM

not me

Jerome on Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 7:51 AM

Karen Sypher still thinks Joe lives at home?

Phil on Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 10:47 AM

Karl Welzein ‏ @DadBoner
Nowadays, you can't even bend over for a second in this country without some rich corncob tryin' to push his problems in your backdoor.

Phil on Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 10:53 AM

apparently they cut DadBoner's pay. This was his last post last night:

Karl Welzein ‏ @DadBoner
Headin to Cold One City, where the unemployment rate is 0% and everybody makes 12 ounces a bottle. Fair Wages & Freedom for the Workin Man.

Truer words have never been spoken

douglas on Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 11:49 AM

scotty wiegandt getting some love in the courier:
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...ews|text|Sports

Phil on Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 2:36 PM

top 10 stupid things karl pilkingtons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hol4h0liWWY

Phil on Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 3:50 PM

Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner
Really hurtin' today, you guys. If your job treats you like garbage, you might as well be hungover. I save "feelin' good" for my days off.

joe on Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 5:23 PM

Fuck wiegandt

douglas on Thursday, May 17, 2012 at 7:50 AM

dynamite drop in

Jerome on Thursday, May 17, 2012 at 1:03 PM

wiegandt once told me I looked like Benny Agbayani. I guess I've always been fat.

Phil on Thursday, May 17, 2012 at 3:38 PM

this boxing coach is amazing
http://deadspin.com/5911163/meet-th...all-street-guys

Phil on Thursday, May 17, 2012 at 5:39 PM

Will Rhyme's told the trainers he was batman when he came to after fainting
http://tampabay.rays.mlb.com/news/a..._tb&c_id=tb

joe on Thursday, May 17, 2012 at 6:13 PM

I still can't believe Stephen strasburg got icy hot on his junk. Lame excuse for a bad outing.

joe on Thursday, May 17, 2012 at 6:14 PM

Ex St. Matthews baseball players. Moose the umpire died. I have a feeling Virgil has been dead for years.

douglas on Thursday, May 17, 2012 at 6:43 PM

That sucks

joe on Thursday, May 17, 2012 at 8:16 PM

http://search.yahoo.com/r/_ylt=A0oG...3fv=xegX7nVu47k

Skip to 10:30 in. Give us black dick and we fear nothing. Cartoons these days!

Phil on Friday, May 18, 2012 at 9:53 AM

The Courier's headline of "(((((MAYBE)))) Live at 10 a.m. | Mayor meets with community leaders" makes me chuckle for some reason.

Phil on Friday, May 18, 2012 at 1:06 PM

from card chronicle, news anchor fails:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n2n...layer_embedded#!

joe on Saturday, May 19, 2012 at 11:58 AM

So my drunk uncle was telling a story last night about this guy who had his pinkie cut off by ninjas. After further investigation he lost his pinkie getting robbed at gun point running away jumping down a staircase. It got caught on the railing and was ripped off. My uncle swearing it was ninjas in a drug related issue was a much better version.

Joanna on Saturday, May 19, 2012 at 2:50 PM

Gotta know...which uncle?

joe on Saturday, May 19, 2012 at 3:24 PM

Marty was talking about ninjas.

joe on Sunday, May 20, 2012 at 5:10 PM

Kickball is hard. I really plan to make our lineup revolve Round Enrique, Fernando and Jose. Somehow our va kickball team was speaking Spanish around the infield. Our weakness was playing with 7 players. We will score next game.

Brock on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 8:21 AM

At least you have hope. A couple of guys from our newly assembled rec basketball team got together with myself and hit the park courts. Getting beat by teenagers will put your "in-shape" status into question quickly. I blame 2 things: playing in the afternoon in 90-degree heat and running full court with only 3 players. It certainly had nothing to do with our inability to make wide open layups.

joe on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 9:48 AM

Rec league basketball I gave up on.

joe on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 9:57 AM

Barstool sports commenters understand the Tuscan mule. " i would do things that would probably make you cringe.  If it involved WD40 and mac&cheese..."

douglas on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 12:10 PM

off work today?

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 12:25 PM

http://msn.foxsports.com/olympics/w...-session-052112

Note to self, don't get drunk and try to max out on bench. Apparently, that's a bad idea. Who would have thought?

Phil on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 1:19 PM

the crazy bitch from the shootings has an amazing name: "Cheetara Goldsmith"

Phil on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 2:08 PM

heard some rumors that Bellarmine is putting together a club hockey team

joe on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 2:15 PM

News today announced the bellarmine swim coach.

Phil on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 2:24 PM

well, the rumor was Alpine was hosting a new team. Maybe they are building a swim facility

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 3:17 PM

Bellarmine is starting a swimming team?

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 3:18 PM

Cheetara? Wasn't that a name of one of the Thundercats?

Phil on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 3:22 PM

someone in the CJ comments pointed that out. I almost signed up for facebook just to like it.

what a fantastic name

Jerome on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 4:07 PM

Cheetara was the Thundercats Ho.

Badump-bump.

Phil on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 4:15 PM

I wish I knew how to short stocks. I looked into shorting facebook but I didn't understand what the hell was going on when I started reading about it. I'm not sure if you can even short IPOs

Brent on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 5:27 PM

Phil, I was looking to buy options (put) on FB as well but since it didnt do so well on the IPO day it seems like kind of a wash. I was hoping it would balloon to something sick the first day and then I could buy a 3-4 month put. This article explains it pretty well...looks like May 29th is going to be your day
http://www.call-options.com/facebook-options.html

joe on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 9:57 PM

3 outfielders in softball is horrible. After a few innings of that and going first to 3rd on a single makes my hammy/quad feel like it is going to pop.

Bigworm on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 10:00 PM

Not sure if this is old or not, but Kyrie Erving gets disguised as an old man and hustles the playground.

http://www.break.com/index/hustler-...he-year-2328731

joe on Monday, May 21, 2012 at 10:11 PM

did a UK fan just admit a Duke player exists?

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 22, 2012 at 1:02 AM

Kyrie Erving doesn't play for Duke.

joe on Tuesday, May 22, 2012 at 7:17 AM

But he did

douglas on Tuesday, May 22, 2012 at 7:50 AM

you could've shorted it right out of the gate once it went live, everyone knew it was overpriced, dropped like 10% already or something

joe on Tuesday, May 22, 2012 at 8:16 AM

Trinity v. Waggener at waggener at 5:30. Winner to face ballard in the district final.

douglas on Tuesday, May 22, 2012 at 10:03 AM

Facebook dove again this mornign:
http://www.cnbc.com/id/47518817

and waggener i'm sure doesn't have a shot in hell of winning that game

Phil on Tuesday, May 22, 2012 at 5:24 PM

poop salary. the app

Phil on Tuesday, May 22, 2012 at 5:32 PM

2cello covers hurt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdwQ...ure=uploademail

Phil on Tuesday, May 22, 2012 at 6:50 PM

forgot the poop app link. I know people were worried http://i.imgur.com/VXcOB.jpg

Phil on Wednesday, May 23, 2012 at 11:16 AM

slinky on a treadmill
http://kottke.org/12/05/epic-video-...-on-a-treadmill

Phil on Wednesday, May 23, 2012 at 11:36 AM

this woman has been sitting behind the coyotes bench for what seems like the whole stanley cup. people are morning the loss of phoenix. someone declared it "because it's d-cup": http://i.imgur.com/5r71q.jpg

Phil on Wednesday, May 23, 2012 at 11:36 AM

and puck daddy
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-p...-125258986.html

Phil on Wednesday, May 23, 2012 at 3:07 PM

Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner
Shows good manners to wear dark shades in the summer. It's rude to stare at a babe's chest beefers if she knows you're doin' it, you guys.

Phil on Wednesday, May 23, 2012 at 4:26 PM

cards against humanity is back in stock at amazon today. they also did some studies on the most popular cards combinations:
http://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/science/

Phil on Wednesday, May 23, 2012 at 6:13 PM

40 things that will make you feel old.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/thin...ke-you-feel-old

typically I don't like these, but the first one made me go "daaamn". mostly because I'm a dork

Phil on Thursday, May 24, 2012 at 11:58 AM

gayer: watching newsies at work, or hearing music from someone's office and knowing they are watching newsies at work?

Jerome on Thursday, May 24, 2012 at 12:04 PM

Equally gay

Jerome on Thursday, May 24, 2012 at 12:09 PM

Check that - even more gay is quoting a line from the song over messenger

Phil on Thursday, May 24, 2012 at 3:21 PM

Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner
So pumped. Can't sit still at work. Just wanna party so hard for the troops, vetrens, America, Guy Fieri. Everyone, really. Memorial day is important. It's not some blow it off, sit on your butt holiday like Thanksgiving. You gotta get out there and kick some ass. The troops didn't give their lives for people to "take it easy" like a sack of trash. They did it for all to run free in Cold One City, USA.

Phil on Thursday, May 24, 2012 at 4:29 PM

I love DadBoner

Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner
Picked up this bad boy for Sunday. So badass, meaningful, AND shows respect. Cuttin' off the sleeves. http://www.kohls.com/kohlsStore/men...Through+Tee.jsp

Can't believe we don't have half days today and tomorrow. When are we supposed to prepare? I got dips and crap to make. So disrespectful. If I was in charge, we'd get a whole week off for Memorial Day. It'd be Memorial WEEK. Why? 'Cause people DIED for us, that's why. Thanksgiving is Thursday-Sunday. FOUR days for something so long ago, no one is sure what really happened. Dead USA soldiers? 3. It's wrong.

Might get a petition goin' for us to have the day off tomorrow. Really get in everyone's face. Force 'em to sign. It's for freedom.

Brock on Thursday, May 24, 2012 at 5:18 PM

Who needs a fishing pole to catch a marlin? Not this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ly0DTSEDD0

douglas on Friday, May 25, 2012 at 9:46 AM

dude's a badass

Phil on Friday, May 25, 2012 at 12:39 PM

awesome streaker photo
http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/ipt/stre..._MOD_052412.jpg

Phil on Friday, May 25, 2012 at 4:13 PM

Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner
Went home last night and drank a 12 pack of those High Lifes for the vetrens. Gotta due my part for the red white & blue. Drinkin' High Lifes for the vetrens is the ultimate sacrifice. Really hurtin' today. Been blowin' up the john like WWII. Nothin' is free in this world. You might save money on value beer like High Life. But the next day, you'll be payin' out the ass.

Goin' to take a snooze in the john. AND I'm bringin' Cheetos. Nothin' says freedom like sittin' on the toilet, eatin' Cheetos, you guys.

joe on Friday, May 25, 2012 at 10:23 PM

http://thebiglead.com/index.php/201...tom-of-the-9th/

shortest OF fence in baseball?

joe on Saturday, May 26, 2012 at 1:22 AM

Is it now a natty sci holiday? Today is brody's b-day?

Brent on Saturday, May 26, 2012 at 7:31 AM

Pretty cool still of that catch that Joe posted

http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven....ick-salberg.jpg

joe on Saturday, May 26, 2012 at 3:10 PM

http://thebiglead.com/index.php/201...rty-drink-beer/

I want to party with these guys.

Brock on Saturday, May 26, 2012 at 5:01 PM

Happy Brody's Birthday all!

Officially celebrating 12 years of destroying my liver.

"I keep drinking, but my glass is always full." - Words to live by.

joe on Sunday, May 27, 2012 at 9:39 AM

adrian and I just ran 5k. I think he may beat me in a 5k, but I will smoke him in the first mile. Adrian likes to run steady miles of the same speed. I like to get progressively slower each mile.

adrian on Sunday, May 27, 2012 at 10:15 AM

I just checked, our first mile was 7:25.

joe on Sunday, May 27, 2012 at 10:20 AM

that was stupid of us

Brock on Sunday, May 27, 2012 at 2:29 PM

No, stupid is running the first mile under 5 minutes - right Phil?

joe on Sunday, May 27, 2012 at 3:13 PM

For my conditioning level and Adrians speed 7:25 might as well be a 4:30 mile.

Back in the day the 5 minute first mile seemed about right. 5 for the first, 6 for the second and 7 for the 3rd. 18:00 flat.

joe on Sunday, May 27, 2012 at 10:37 PM

So Laura just told me about someone who is 19 that could get into the farm because the keypad combination contained a pound sign and she didn't know what that was. When described to her she only recognized it as a hash tag.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, May 27, 2012 at 11:03 PM

Dude, someone in my neighborhood owns a McLaren MP4-12C. It's fucking badass. Also, MSRP $229,999 for the standard model.

http://jalopnik.com/5764469/how-muc...en-mp4+12c-cost

http://www.mclarenautomotive.com/uk...x#/p11/explore/

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, May 27, 2012 at 11:04 PM

Anyone else working tomorrow? Fucking anti-american catholics in NOLA. They give us Good Friday and Mardis Gras off, but we can't get a day to support our troops.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, May 27, 2012 at 11:05 PM

Is it sad that I had to ask Joanna what a hashtag is?

joe on Sunday, May 27, 2012 at 11:25 PM

I feel I should work in support of our troops tomorrow.

joe on Monday, May 28, 2012 at 5:08 PM

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...lemson/related/

so this recruiting video probably will get this kid on any team, unless the coach is a complete jackass

douglas on Monday, May 28, 2012 at 5:36 PM

They need to nut up and give him a scholly

joe on Monday, May 28, 2012 at 7:34 PM

Don't waste the scholly, he has the gi bill.

adrian on Tuesday, May 29, 2012 at 8:22 AM

Dude on the bus keeps biting his finget nails then smelling his fingers. He won't fucking stop.

Phil on Tuesday, May 29, 2012 at 2:48 PM

Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner
Really hurtin' today. Coulda used an extra day off to rest up. Work doesn't understand how productivity works. I like to be at 100%.

Phil on Tuesday, May 29, 2012 at 4:20 PM

someone is watching a cricket match in the background during my conference call

Jerome on Wednesday, May 30, 2012 at 12:20 PM

The police photo says it all really
http://www.wdrb.com/story/18647764/...g-in-louisville

joe on Wednesday, May 30, 2012 at 5:52 PM

so i was complaining of my cubicle smelling like cat pee to only overhear my cubicle neighbor calling a plumber because her shower doesnt work.

douglas on Thursday, May 31, 2012 at 9:50 AM

anyone doing thirsty thursday tonight?

douglas on Thursday, May 31, 2012 at 9:52 AM

i find this hilarious:
http://gizmodo.com/5914534/the-most...y-just-happened

Phil on Thursday, May 31, 2012 at 3:39 PM

louisville missed connection
http://louisville.craigslist.org/mi...3047355759.html

joe on Thursday, May 31, 2012 at 5:22 PM

I was thinking about it until I read the weather forecast.

Phil on Thursday, May 31, 2012 at 5:38 PM

How To Fold A Fajita Without Looking Like Some Sort Of Dumbass
http://deadspin.com/5914256/how-to-...sort-of-dumbass

joe on Friday, June 01, 2012 at 7:00 AM

Drinking beer and watching baseball at 7 at my house. UL on espnu. Join me.

douglas on Saturday, June 02, 2012 at 8:57 AM

So I got a phantom fireworks catalog inthe mail, and with the realization it's now June, seems like we need to be planning a fireworks run soon

joe on Saturday, June 02, 2012 at 9:50 AM

Adrian and i were planning a budget last weekend. All depends on how many people are pitching in. Laura and I are planning to cut back on food. The food truck idea didn't pan out. No hot food so no cooking. Low maintenance this year.

joe on Saturday, June 02, 2012 at 10:00 AM

so i was folding laundry and it appears I may have gone a couple weeks without wearing a single shirt with sleeves outside of work.

adrian on Saturday, June 02, 2012 at 11:17 AM

I like the Phantom fireworks coupon buy one get one free. I am dying to light off the fifty again.

Phil on Saturday, June 02, 2012 at 6:20 PM

more life lessons from dadboner:

Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner
Really hurtin'. Got a case of Miller Lite (on sale) last night. Cans are made for shotgunnin'! You get to the best part fast; the bottom. Miller Lite says their new can is for smoothness. They can't say "shotgunnin'?" C'mon, we're all adults here. I call 'em Miller 12 Gauges. When a brand of cold ones comes out with somethin that makes you drink 'em double fast, it's 'cause they don't want you to notice it's crap.

Miller Lite is only ok for real men to drink in the privacy of their own home, and as fast as possible, you guys.

Miller Lite 12 Gauges: "Just shotgun our girl beer in ya as fast as possible so you can drink more than the dozen it takes to feel boozed."

douglas on Sunday, June 03, 2012 at 8:53 AM

I got all those phantom coupons too so whenever you wanna take a field trip. I don't care about the food as much, my interests lie in the blowing up of shit, not the eating of it

joe on Sunday, June 03, 2012 at 9:07 AM

Weekend of the 16thor the 29th. Out of town the 22nd.

Phil on Sunday, June 03, 2012 at 1:49 PM

in for either. budget is whatever it takes

joe on Sunday, June 03, 2012 at 2:26 PM

So the 4 of us are back in. Is Jerome in this year? I will speak to the platts. I will also hit up laura's friend with the go karts that is still bragging about last years show.

joe on Sunday, June 03, 2012 at 5:10 PM

http://www.fireworks.com/locations/...sville/coupons/

joe on Sunday, June 03, 2012 at 5:24 PM

save savvy shoppers and such too. coupons in those

joe on Sunday, June 03, 2012 at 5:26 PM

http://www.tntfireworks.com/coupons

adrian on Sunday, June 03, 2012 at 5:50 PM

I am trying to find an alien spaceship so we can light it on fire

Phil on Sunday, June 03, 2012 at 6:33 PM

jerome and I are headed through tennessee and they've got fireworks galore. sadly we are too retarded to know what's a good price so value shopping is impossible

Phil on Monday, June 04, 2012 at 10:52 AM

jerome and I are in atlanta. Apparently there is some sort of vending machine issue where they aren't restocking them. What is bizarre is that only the candy bars are out. There are plenty of chips and the such.

Current hypothesis: people in Georgia LOVE chocolate and HATE chips

douglas on Monday, June 04, 2012 at 3:45 PM

i got nostalgic today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-f3Fw-yWiw

one month...

Phil on Monday, June 04, 2012 at 3:50 PM

shitmydadsays: "We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

joe on Monday, June 04, 2012 at 6:21 PM

Falls city Clydesdale intrainng: Radio flyer with keg and falls city bottles pulled by miniature pony with a border collie instead of a Dalmatian.

Best 4th of July parade idea ever.

joe on Monday, June 04, 2012 at 7:23 PM

Mom on facebook on 4th of July:
Rosie:

You all make me laugh. What else can a mother say.

5 minutes ago · Like

joe on Monday, June 04, 2012 at 7:23 PM

So I have permission to begin training the miniature pony.

joe on Monday, June 04, 2012 at 7:35 PM

Joe: Douglas, I have the all clear to attempt to train the mini pony. Allegedly it is a kicker. How hard can a mini pony kick?

Rosie: I thought you were having a horse, not a mini pony?

Joe: Can't we have both? You want a donkey, we can have that too?

joe on Monday, June 04, 2012 at 7:52 PM

So I liked the consistency of the 2010 fireworks, but 2011 quantity and length was better. This year I want a 2:30 video with better consistency of the fireworks. I think we can time it better.

joe on Monday, June 04, 2012 at 7:55 PM

No dynamite

joe on Monday, June 04, 2012 at 8:00 PM

I like the spaceship idea, but zombie apocalypse is current events. What are we blowing up this year?

Brock on Monday, June 04, 2012 at 10:07 PM

5 days in Chicago with all of the world's top oncologists and the consensus is: CANCER SUCKS! FUCK YOU CANCER!

Seriously... virologists have it easy. You think the flu and HIV mutate away from drugs at a rapid rate - you are rookies compared to lung cancer and melanoma. This shit is the devil incarnate.

When doctors get stoked about increasing life expectancy by 3 months with a new drug, you know you are working in the trenches.

Phil on Monday, June 04, 2012 at 10:11 PM

tell us how you really feel

Brock on Monday, June 04, 2012 at 10:19 PM

Oh... and back to the topic at hand.

The Schweitzers are in for the 4th! Financial contributions to the St. Matthews Blitzkrieg will be forthcoming.

Phil on Monday, June 04, 2012 at 11:18 PM

pat feels he can get fireworks wholesale

joe on Tuesday, June 05, 2012 at 3:38 AM

Not holding my breath waiting for the wholesale fireworks.

douglas on Tuesday, June 05, 2012 at 7:43 AM

nothing better to do at 3am than post on the sci huh?

adrian on Tuesday, June 05, 2012 at 8:42 AM

ROAR!

Phil on Tuesday, June 05, 2012 at 4:33 PM

jerome's GPS just told him to "drive straight"

joe on Tuesday, June 05, 2012 at 5:19 PM

I couldn't sleep

joe on Tuesday, June 05, 2012 at 10:00 PM

https://www.bigfireworks.com/ecouponregister.aspx

register and it gave me 50% off 1 item and a free 200 gram repeater

joe on Tuesday, June 05, 2012 at 10:04 PM

it didnt want to work when i hit print coupon so I just printed the images or the entire page.

joe on Tuesday, June 05, 2012 at 10:08 PM

it recognizes duplicate emails

joe on Tuesday, June 05, 2012 at 10:15 PM

I don't know how it is supposed to print, but I will fight them to take them.

joe on Tuesday, June 05, 2012 at 11:24 PM

Celtics thunder final sounds horrible.

joe on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 7:05 AM

So we need to plan out the minimum fireworks needed to successfully pull this off. I thinking 6 boxes of pro shells. The 4 of us each buy 1 with half off coupons then we have additional coupons from other accounts and we go back and buy 2 more later.

We need cheap artillery shells for filler. Those come from the place Adrian tried to rip off 2 years ago.

Roman candles, assorted sizes.

Black cats or other varied firecrackers.

This leaves repeaters. This will blow our budget. Phantom was our success last year. Good coupons not received yet for buy 1 get bunches free. The top stuff I find essential. Let's get all that and blow the rest of our money on repeaters to perfect the show. Adrian, what ^do you think is the minimum # of repeTers of varying grams?

Food I am thinking will be assorted lunch meats and bread and cheese. Everyone bring sides. Grill will be lit for lunch only. Minimal effort on food, max effort on blowing shit up and mini ponies.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 7:27 AM

No new year's, no 4th...it's not quite the same living out of town.

adrian on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 9:32 AM

6 boxes of pro shells just made me smile.

douglas on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 9:42 AM

i like your propensity to plan, my idea was to go just buy as much as we can fit in the car.

adrian on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 9:45 AM

I will start drawing something up for a finale and will start estimating repeaters. I would like at least 10 500 grams, a fifty shot of pros (better timed of course). 10 shot of pros. And several smaller repeaters.

I can't wait to set off the fifty again.

adrian on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 9:54 AM

Jess is looking into buying two cardboard zombies. Should be fun

douglas on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 10:09 AM

i think we need the missile launchers again, those huge things we shot osama with, i enjoyed those

Phil on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 10:37 AM

joe and I discussed maybe using google docs to come up with a shopping list because hopefully he can edit them from work: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet...QXdLQWZXcVotUWc

plus it looks like important business stuff

Phil on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 10:49 AM

i just went ahead and printed four copies of the coupon page

Phil on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 1:37 PM

this chemical element beer glass is on sale at thinkgeek:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice...Featured_2_e5b7

Phil on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 2:46 PM

nice picture of Louisville from Iriquios Park
http://www.reddit.com/r/Louisville/...oquois_park_oc/

Phil on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 6:14 PM

Wreck-It Ralph Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHDQ...eature=youtu.be

Sold when Dr. Robotnik was in the support group

joe on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 6:28 PM

I hate getting hit by cars. Fucking idiots.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 6:55 PM

explain further

joe on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 7:19 PM

Crossing Breckinridge at Breckinridge inn on bike. Get walk sign cross in crosswalk and car turns into me and clips me and instead of braking guns it. didn't get me good enough to ^do anything but pissed me the fuck off. And yes, the guy had an already wrecked car and was wearing a wife beater.

joe on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 8:08 PM

Greg mentioned buying his own fireworks this year. He said he was going to buy "those big boxes that shoot off 24 fireworks with one light." I hope the Martinez family is around and bring fireworks too. They weren't around last year.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 8:31 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2yb4zR2cYM

Read the 3 little pigs to Henry last night and brought back memories from grade school. Awesomely bad song.

joe on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 8:44 PM

Did mall St Matthews have a movie theater or just oxmoor?

joe on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 8:49 PM

http://deadspin.com/5916342/the-mia...oughout-history

The video mademe laugh.

douglas on Wednesday, June 06, 2012 at 10:18 PM

Just oxmoor

Bigworm on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 1:44 AM

Joe - there is hope.

http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/wonder...e-1686247.story

joe on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 6:21 AM

REason for divorce was lack of a math degree.

Phil on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 10:55 AM

reddit's list of top life tips
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...ile_all_of_the/

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 11:56 AM

I liked #38....don't be a dick

Phil on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 12:14 PM

ok, so the story with Pat is this - his buddy has a fireworks distributor license. Down near Paducah there is a wholesale distributor. Pat was saying it was more or less 80% off retail. The example he gave was he saw a $90 case of mortars being $15

douglas on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 12:47 PM

i use #39 on a regular basis

Phil on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 3:53 PM

ok, my current firework purchasing plan.

sometime next week Pat and I will head down to the wholesaler. I'll be looking to buy 100-120 pro-shells and 20-30 repeaters depending on the cost. Right now I'm told I should be able to get them at roughly 80% off. Pat said an $80 of "mortars" cost about $15. Repeaters I'm hoping will be around the same cost.

What's the max I should spend per item that we could do equal or better in Louisville if we can get some Phantom coupons again?

Phil on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 3:54 PM

I'm not sure what this coupon even means:
http://www.fireworks.com/pages/gas-coupon/

adrian on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 4:12 PM

philco...need to make sure that the mortar shells you get are the good canister shells such as pro shells. You can get the cheap round shells if they are a good deal. We always need filler leading up to the finale

adrian on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 4:16 PM

i am curious on how much the repeaters are. A typical 500 gram repeater in indiana runs between 75-115

adrian on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 4:22 PM

FYI...I would prefer ProShells but if your wholesaler doesn't have them, you can look into excal's or something like that.

In my opinion Pro's and Excals are the best but if you can find descent canisters for cheap i say get them.

Jerome on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 4:23 PM

Someone auto-tuned Mr. Rogers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM

douglas on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 4:31 PM

basically if you spend 150 bucks, bring a gas receipt and you get 60 bucks off. that's a pretty good illustration of how ridiculously marked up fireworks are if they're willing to give you sixty bucks off for filling up your tank

Phil on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 5:07 PM

exactly, which is why I'm anticipating cheap prices at the wholeseller.

Pat is an Excalibur man, but I'll look for proshells. What pricing should we be hoping for on those bad boys?

adrian on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 5:20 PM

A box of 24 pros/excals go for about 80 bucks in Indiana. Last year we used the buy one get one free so they came out to about 40 bucks a case.

I am not sure what our coupons are like for this year. But anything 40 or less i say is a good deal.

joe on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 5:37 PM

Agreed

Phil on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 5:49 PM

ok, so I'm more or less going for about $1.60 per shell for pros/excals. I assume they are in cases of 24 there too, but still.

So, let's assume they are $15-$20 per 24....how many do I buy?

joe on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 5:56 PM

I was going to say 6 -24 packs.

That is the 50 once and the 10 shooter 9 times. While we load those we blow up the cheap shells out of their individual canisters. Those are the boxes with 6 or 8 balls per box. We can still go get those in Indiana along with roman candles and firecrackers and sparklers for the fun of going to Indiana.

joe on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 6:00 PM

Or we shoot 2 pro shells off by itself. then 3 up to 9. That is 44 shells in 8 launches. Then we have 100 shells left to ^do the 50 once and the 10 five times.

joe on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 6:01 PM

The 50 will be launched once and will be accompanied by the 10 also.

Phil on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 6:01 PM

when reading joe's posts all I could think of was this:
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/u...me-original.jpg

joe on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 6:03 PM

So not having the sci causes me to send my thoughts through text bugging you people all day and you all can tell by the quantity I have been bored and thinking deeply about this.

adrian on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 6:06 PM

20 bucks a box of 24 would be an insane deal

joe on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 6:08 PM

More then 144 pro shells is getting greedy and I think our audience would start to get bored.

joe on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 6:15 PM

Holy shit I forgot about the water balloon catapult! Who is in to help build this fucker this month?

douglas on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 6:15 PM

You shut your mouth, besides they're for our enjoyment as well

douglas on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 6:16 PM

Ill help

joe on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 6:18 PM

my priorities in life just changed

joe on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 6:25 PM

http://www.stormthecastle.com/catap...-catapult-1.htm

so the bottom picture launched about 150 feet. we need to get 200. I may take some scrap wood and build a beginners model to see how this works.

joe on Thursday, June 07, 2012 at 8:58 PM

Anyone have a big ass drill bit? Need it for the catapult.

douglas on Friday, June 08, 2012 at 7:41 AM

i have a drill bit set, not sure how big you need but i should have it

Phil on Friday, June 08, 2012 at 11:05 AM

i think it is hilarious that there was a syrup spill on buttermilk parkway
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

Sounds like something from a richard scary book

Phil on Friday, June 08, 2012 at 11:06 AM

some girl absolutely destroyed some dude trying to cheat on his wife live on twitter
http://ohno-polio.tumblr.com/post/24599718126

Brock on Friday, June 08, 2012 at 1:19 PM

I'll Have Another backs out of Belmont - disappointing!

Phil on Friday, June 08, 2012 at 2:30 PM

working on pricing. right now I know I can get 4 of these about $125
http://newenglandfireworks.com/inde...;product_id=375

Phil on Friday, June 08, 2012 at 2:47 PM

4 cases of repeater $64
252 shot repeater $43

joe on Friday, June 08, 2012 at 6:13 PM

Greg is donating towards wholesale if we pull it off. Otherwise he said he will get his own.

adrian on Friday, June 08, 2012 at 7:23 PM

I personally think greg is being a a little bitch. I look forward to meet him on the battlefield at Glouchester

adrian on Friday, June 08, 2012 at 7:27 PM

Phil that is a good deal on the shells and repeaters

joe on Friday, June 08, 2012 at 9:47 PM

Yes, Greg will concede. I don't think he is accepting a challenge. I think he just wants something to ^do.

Brock on Friday, June 08, 2012 at 9:52 PM

He can bring the keg!

joe on Friday, June 08, 2012 at 10:03 PM

A keg may last us a year these days.

joe on Saturday, June 09, 2012 at 6:13 AM

I don't know how married with children got away with Kelly bundy's boobs half the time. It's a 1991 episOde.

joe on Saturday, June 09, 2012 at 7:36 AM

16 inch wicks pizza destroyed by me Laura and her friend Ashley. The way I feel I assume I ate most of it.

douglas on Saturday, June 09, 2012 at 9:21 AM

I still watch married reruns every morning, I don't know they got away with a lot of shit

joe on Saturday, June 09, 2012 at 2:25 PM

What to ^do drunk at 2 on a Saturday?

joe on Saturday, June 09, 2012 at 2:27 PM

How much money to put ms platt down in the Lourdes dunking booth this evening? If I keep drinking 30 Bucks. If I sober up maybe 5.

joe on Saturday, June 09, 2012 at 2:30 PM

I missed clipping the bike shoe a couple times. I may piss blood later. Beer may help that.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, June 09, 2012 at 4:16 PM

Brock, I don't know how you do research for a living. Trying to do one project this year has made me want to jab a pencil in my eye. Of course, it doesn't help that the data collection here has been shit for years and I'm missing a bunch of shit. And I've waited until 2 weeks before it's due to really start working on it.

Fuck research.

joe on Saturday, June 09, 2012 at 4:23 PM

When is it due? I will be there in2 weeks. Granted I have a math degree but you are smarter than me in math.

joe on Saturday, June 09, 2012 at 4:41 PM

I just drunkenly saw a clock say 4:40 and though I needed to catch a tarc bus. Fuck.

joe on Saturday, June 09, 2012 at 4:56 PM

I want this but fireworks.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=J6LVLdTyfTY

joe on Saturday, June 09, 2012 at 5:48 PM

Bellarmine guys, we just got Brian Guinn blow up St Matthews facebook confirmation. That is a Baxter ave throw back.

joe on Saturday, June 09, 2012 at 5:58 PM

Yes I resorted to facebook invites.

joe on Saturday, June 09, 2012 at 6:00 PM

So the bar for 4th has been set high. We cannot dissapoint.

Bigworm on Saturday, June 09, 2012 at 8:13 PM

I might even show up for the 4th. Crazy.

Brock on Saturday, June 09, 2012 at 8:14 PM

As crazy as the possibility that I will drive up from Nashville for 1 day for the festivities.

Bigworm on Saturday, June 09, 2012 at 8:16 PM

Friday marks the end of my pharmacy school didactic portion. Starting in July I will just have rotations and MBA classes left.

joe on Sunday, June 10, 2012 at 6:40 PM

Passing out drunk with a beer in your hand and spilling it on a laptop is a bad idea.

Phil on Sunday, June 10, 2012 at 7:39 PM

Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner
Guess I slept in my car last night. Don't remember. Just figured 'cause I woke up there.

Phil on Monday, June 11, 2012 at 11:25 AM

good article on grantland about the pacquiao / bradly fight
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...othy-bradley-jr

Bigworm on Monday, June 11, 2012 at 11:56 AM

Therapeutics is done!

Brock on Monday, June 11, 2012 at 12:26 PM

Wes, you found the cure for all disease and ailments! Well done, sir!

Chris, the key to research is taking that frustration on something else - for example, I would jab things into the eyes of my experimental mice. However, since I now do research on cancer patients, that advice may not be as applicable.

I was reminded by a situation we are having with our flexible spending account: They deducted 20X the normal amount on the last paycheck for no good reason, so we have to request a refund. I consider this theft - like Superman III or Office Space, someone's hack to scam pennies from the FSA went haywire. Of course, its taking them some time to refund our money, so I've instructed Michelle to inform the representative that men with tire irons will be visiting his office to collect our money.

To the reminder: That bastard running the pick'em pool never gave me my money! Granted, its only $27 or $30 or something, but come on. ROAR!

Phil on Monday, June 11, 2012 at 4:47 PM

i hacked the shit out of the courier's site. I added this rule to my ad blocker and it now doesn't require me to log in:
http://www.courier-journal.com/*.js

joe on Monday, June 11, 2012 at 6:59 PM

So I think I may have drank myself stupid Saturday. Since Saturday I have spilled 2 more drinks, I dropped my phone on the driveway an hour ago and I just dropped sunglasses in the toilet. This morning I cut my finger open on the shower door. Let's see how it affects my softball game.

Phil on Tuesday, June 12, 2012 at 11:19 AM

loved the kickball video on deadspin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...;v=3QZeXJ1iEB4#!

Phil on Tuesday, June 12, 2012 at 11:35 AM

brock, someone on reddit posted this:

I've been playing the same game of Civilization II for almost 10 years. This is the result.
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comm...ivilization_ii/

Phil on Tuesday, June 12, 2012 at 1:30 PM

someone sent me a text that says "catch up with u 4 a few dollars"

Phil on Tuesday, June 12, 2012 at 4:25 PM

dude in the fucking atlantic wrote up the Civ II reddit post
http://www.theatlantic.com/technolo...zI02K34.twitter

Brock on Tuesday, June 12, 2012 at 4:45 PM

Damnit Phil, now I want to play Civilization. I played that game far too much in the evenings while in grad school. It may have single-handedly caused me to take an extra year to finish my dissertation.

douglas on Wednesday, June 13, 2012 at 8:09 AM

got an email powder keg fireworks advertising their buy 1 get 2 and buy 1 get 3 specials

joe on Wednesday, June 13, 2012 at 9:38 AM

Pat get the price list for fireworks yet?

joe on Wednesday, June 13, 2012 at 9:41 AM

Douglas, I have a feeling that the buy 1 get 3 free stuff they are advertising are probably sparklers and snakes.

douglas on Wednesday, June 13, 2012 at 10:50 AM

probably, just throwing it out there, if we can get enough of this wholesale stuff hopefully it will be irrelevant

douglas on Wednesday, June 13, 2012 at 11:00 AM

the Civ II thing made yahoo:
http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugge...-182343243.html

Phil on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 9:21 AM

for some reason, my condo association thought that 7am until noon was probably the best time to kill off the water in the building to do some maintenance.

Phil on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 10:26 AM

firework pricelist:
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/70476/Black.pdf

douglas on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 10:55 AM

i can't open that for some reason

Phil on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 10:57 AM

well fuck. it have an error or anything?

Phil on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 11:33 AM

pizza vending machine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...p;v=j7_lxiU8eLM

voice over freaks me out though

douglas on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 12:35 PM

joe emailed it to me...what do the numbers next to the descriptions mean? where it says like 4/1...

Phil on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 1:07 PM

4 / 1 means the case you are buying has 4 items in quantiy of 1 I think. What is odd is that some of them are backwards. Like the shells are listed as 24 / 4. I think that should be 4 / 24 which would be 4 cases that each contain 24 items.

douglas on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 2:21 PM

so if i'm reading that right, a lot of those repeaters are like 3/1 or 4/1, so basically you're getting 4 for the price that's listed on the right, which makes me happy. a lot of the 200 gram repeaters are like 12 or 24/1, so that could be a lot of good filler or in addition to the 10 or 50 shots

douglas on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 3:00 PM

are we road tripping it to this warehouse by the way? it looks like it's about an hour and a half away

Phil on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 3:09 PM

exactly. with the exception of how they jacked up the shells - I think those are written backwards.

So there would be no road trip. We have to place our order. Either we get freight shipping or we pick it up at a warehouse. So we need to start figuring out what the order looks like

adrian on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 3:56 PM

Is there a minimum order amount?

Phil on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 3:58 PM

$850

Phil on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 3:58 PM

BUT we are going in with multiple people. We'll easily reach $850

adrian on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 4:15 PM

With those prices if looks like we will have a big order. I will spec out an order when I get back to Louisville on Monday. I am thinking at least 10 500 gram for part of the finale.

Phil on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 4:24 PM

problem with that is we might go on Saturday.

What are your basic guidelines on what we should be looking for?

The youtube has a lot of videos on these products too. here's an unboxing of the exterminator (from a dude who bought it from the same place we are going, actually): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qd4R0MnkIQ

Phil on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 5:01 PM

when I saw Blanco's catch to preserve the perfect game, this is what immediately came to mind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bejVHszCIDo

joe on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 8:31 PM

Cbssports channel showing a youth baseball tourney called the Omaha slump buster. That just sound super dirty.

joe on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at 8:45 PM

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-co...e?redirect=true

Colbert on dressage.

adrian on Friday, June 15, 2012 at 10:51 AM

Went through the list of fireworks and i picked out a heck of an assortment. Feel free to evaluate and modify accordingly.

3 inch high tower 9 shot (wil be badass)

500 Grams
Thuglife 30 shot (500 gram)
the prankster 16 shot
Saturn missiles 750 shot color (Must have)
Ninjas of the night
Mission to mars 30 shot
Ionic Storm 30 Shot
Key Largo 16 shot
Towering Inferno
Showtime / fantastic display #2 9 shot


200 Grams
Titanium Beast
Shining Armor
Night Terrors
Killer Alligator


Exterms Canisters (case)

Pick up any case of fountains

douglas on Friday, June 15, 2012 at 11:23 AM

did you calculate the price on all that?

adrian on Friday, June 15, 2012 at 11:41 AM

No. I figure it will be way over. I just wanted to include an assortment of goodies to pick and choose from. Def don't want to go way over the 850.00 dollars.

joe on Friday, June 15, 2012 at 5:21 PM

Agree with that list.

Phil on Friday, June 15, 2012 at 6:09 PM

my phone went retarded. also include the 4x24 60g shells too?

joe on Friday, June 15, 2012 at 6:35 PM

We still getting proshells?

Phil on Friday, June 15, 2012 at 7:48 PM

if we want, i figure I can split a case with pat and get two of these exterminators, and then get pro shells. based on the internet pro shells are a bit higher quality

joe on Friday, June 15, 2012 at 8:10 PM

Is pat getting fireworks for our house too or is he doing separate fireworks party?

Phil on Friday, June 15, 2012 at 8:24 PM

good question. we might end up with a shit ton of fireworks.

adrian on Friday, June 15, 2012 at 8:52 PM

I am a big fan of pros but if we get the 4 boxes of exterms we should be good.

joe on Friday, June 15, 2012 at 9:55 PM

Birthday pro shells!

joe on Saturday, June 16, 2012 at 9:50 AM

Nothing like going to the bank with a check that on the memo line says "blow stuff up.". Thanks for the opportunity Brock.

Bigworm on Saturday, June 16, 2012 at 3:22 PM

Done with didactic classes.

joe on Saturday, June 16, 2012 at 5:32 PM

Which means?

joe on Saturday, June 16, 2012 at 6:27 PM

Havent heard from Phil. I guess he might be getting raped out in the country "getting fireworks wholesale."

joe on Sunday, June 17, 2012 at 3:19 AM

It always creeps me out in the middle of the night figuring out what the dogs are barking at. Definitely chased something out of the yard that made noise I heard. I thought I heard people too. Probably spoiled a robbery attempt.

joe on Sunday, June 17, 2012 at 11:26 AM

So ^do we go ahead and stock up this year on fireworks and just go balls out and buy the entire list and not worry about buying next year?

douglas on Sunday, June 17, 2012 at 2:05 PM

I almost feel like we need to have a meeting or a planning session

Bigworm on Sunday, June 17, 2012 at 6:45 PM

Means I am done with pharmacy classes. Just have a year of rotations left.

joe on Sunday, June 17, 2012 at 7:54 PM

96 mortar shells enough?

joe on Sunday, June 17, 2012 at 8:01 PM

2 boxes of pro shells?

joe on Sunday, June 17, 2012 at 8:20 PM

June 30th we do our trip to indiana for shits and giggles. I may need help moving a few things before 4th of July too. The catapult sounds fun but I don't see it getting done..

joe on Sunday, June 17, 2012 at 8:21 PM

Phil, confirm that our list to pat gets in. Enjoy the ride.

adrian on Sunday, June 17, 2012 at 8:37 PM

I want to strap a thousand blackcats onto a zombie.

joe on Sunday, June 17, 2012 at 8:39 PM

Can be done

douglas on Monday, June 18, 2012 at 8:34 AM

i want to strap some bottle rockets onto the mini pony's tail

Phil on Monday, June 18, 2012 at 10:54 AM

reddit handles the important things in life.

What wine pairs best with the Taco Bell Crunch Wrap Supreme?
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...co_bell_crunch/

Phil on Monday, June 18, 2012 at 5:09 PM

interesting how the matt jones thing is being played. Everything I've heard says he got fired for being a dick to someone down there.

joe on Monday, June 18, 2012 at 5:34 PM

I think driving to Indiana and paying the regular costs might be easier in the long run. We can't seem to get it right.

douglas on Monday, June 18, 2012 at 7:53 PM

So is there an order in?

joe on Monday, June 18, 2012 at 7:59 PM

No f'ing clue.

joe on Monday, June 18, 2012 at 8:32 PM

I reached my preparty breaking point. Happens every party. Not excited any more, just thinking why the fuck do I keep doing this shit.

Brock on Monday, June 18, 2012 at 9:52 PM

Since I'm out of the minute-to-minute loop, its kind of comical to watch the mood change on here.

joe on Monday, June 18, 2012 at 10:12 PM

We either havent ordered, ordered everything, or not what we ordered. Our requested order was screwed up and might have a comma in it. I think we are on pace to be shutdown in a government raid. Blocked government emails and Phil illegally reselling fireworks are a bad start.

Phil on Monday, June 18, 2012 at 11:23 PM

Or a great start

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, June 19, 2012 at 2:42 PM

http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-...e-patty-whopper

Mmmmm.....gluttony. Apparently the japanese love their whoppers

Phil on Tuesday, June 19, 2012 at 5:43 PM

currently on the corner of hite and brownsboro rd
http://i.imgur.com/icIJH.jpg

joe on Tuesday, June 19, 2012 at 5:53 PM

http://www.cardchronicle.com/2012/6...-news-and-notes

We got a natty sci internet celebrity

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, June 19, 2012 at 6:29 PM

THAT'S MY BOY!

Phil on Wednesday, June 20, 2012 at 4:21 PM

protesters at the columbia VA article for joe:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/16/u...s-benefits.html

joe on Wednesday, June 20, 2012 at 5:18 PM

We are awesome

Phil on Thursday, June 21, 2012 at 4:15 PM

this hurt, but made me laugh
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pstzv/

Brock on Thursday, June 21, 2012 at 5:41 PM

This is hilarious on so many levels.

Brock on Thursday, June 21, 2012 at 5:48 PM

Check out Pippy Longstocking!

http://ll-media.tmz.com/30446-_0000...2_full-480w.jpg

Phil on Friday, June 22, 2012 at 12:27 PM

love this cleveland weather man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vMsRIKKv1w

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