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Posted by Phil on March 13th, around lunchtime | 1036 comments
we gonna charge people for this shit?
5 bucks to enter?
five bucks works for me. if people want they can use paypal to send me the money and I'll divy it up that way. The key with paypal is to send me the money as a gift and then it is free.
my new guy at work's espn user name is spankymcmasters
time to adjust brackets...melo is out
And I turned my bracket in this morning. Fuck!
Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair Team 2012http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBW8KJw0YwI
It's sad when you wake up to go to work when you used to get home from bars.
bellarmine beat kentucky weslyan. back to the elite 8. Trinity plays tomorrow in the sweet 16. Who knew I went to 2 basketball schools?
Have you checked in on the Ascension Boys 8th grade A team? You may have 3 on your resume.
BYU has some attractive cheerleaders.
Gotta go to work. Sorry Phil, I don't know jeezy lyrics like jay bills twitter.
those are always his best tweets
Brock, Falls City beer is now available in Nashville.
I saw a 6 pack of falls city bottles at kroger the other day. Cracked me up
Sweet. I'll have to stop by the beer cave on the way home.I'm hoping they have a booth at the Brewfest at the end of the month.
Wonder if they'll still pay for my falls city tattoo? Weren't they going to sponsor 4th of July or New Year's?
i tried to get them to sponsor a hockey team. they freaked out when I told them the price
Corner Pub Midtown or Jonathan's Bellview in Nashville.
Corner Pub... nice.
guy came to fix the door at work because twice a year it gets stuck as it gets warmer / cooler.He just said "earth crust be moving, so we just gotta adjust what it moves. That's the way of life"
no truer words were spoken
Obama picks Louisville to be upset in the first round
Did Brent break the sci?
brent posts from the mobile version which was written by a moron
I knew about the multiple posts, but when I looked a few minutes ago there were a shit ton of repeats to scroll through. More than the few that are usual.
ha, I was joking last night that UPS didn't know the cluster fuck they'd be getting into by using the Laettner shot in an ad. I didn't think it'd be state senators complaining levelhttp://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home
Shit, I nearly forgot. Happy Pi day!
They reference the Timberlake stomp in that article. How come UPS didn't assess the logistics of foot to chest in that commercial?
apparently my interview at the Yum! today got cut.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/advice/...layers#slide-12Cosmo says kuric is sexy
Card chronicle linked it. I didn't find it myself
cosmO is my home page
jarrod polson's on that list also
Funny, there is a Bearcat on that list and he's not a white guy.
If he wasn't on the list he was going to hunt them down and kill them
I feel very uncomfortable with this conversation
insight digital is not liking trutv.
Insight confirmed that TruTV isnt working. The TV in their office was doing the same thing. A trouble ticket has been established.
Streaming games through the 61" flat screen in the conference room. I love the private sector!
phil is on a conference call in the kitchen. Hooters ordered, laura picking it up in 20 minutes
holy fuck that is funny
2:30 and the first recycling bin cleaning has been completed
Hooters cookie cake and brownies!
Please post a picture of the Hooters Cookie Cake
Sorry in advance. I am studying for my last final which takes place at 9 am so I am not watching any games till UK (hopefully). Has Kuric posterized anybody or the whole team of Davidson yet?
Kuric looked good, went for the layup instead of the tea bag.
Syracuse looks damn good right now
Melo is the defensive player of the year...lol
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/...the-big-leaguesso phil, mario williams to the bills...
unc asheville is getting robbed
halftime shoot around and powerade break. phil has a jumper and I can still dunk on 8.5 feet.
Refreshed and ready for day 2
71 beers remaining
you're not good at sleeping in on your days off are you?
I slept 3 hours later than normal.
march madness is like christmas morning, too excited to sleep.
Good luck Brock. You at work?
did rick pitino really sprain his hand trying to dunk?
It was a Russ dare correct?
--Hurt his wrist trying to dunk (Russ Smith bet him he couldn't do it). Didn't finish the dunk, but he did grab the rim.
Go Bearcats! All computers and TVs at work are showing the game. I have the power! Ribs and BBQ being brought in for lunch.
Alright... who picked Norfolk State?
Chris did after his research in new Orleans of the hbcu
so did I after my research watching drum line
fucking refs sucking duke's ass
of course it may have just been a make up for the flagrant call
Ascension fish fry brought their A-Game with the food tonight
Pooping out all those frs energy extra vitamins Phil. Or the el tarasco.
Trinity in the finals of basketball tonight
el torasco was either brilliant or incredibly dumb
Babysitter + St. Patrick's Day + March Madness + Bearcat fans in Nashville = My own personal heaven.Who wants to bet Norfolk State becomes the first 15 seed to make the Sweet 16? Xavier is a joke.
awesome. was norfolk the one with O'Quinn?
phil and I are watching the games over here starting at 5:15 if anyone is interested
Yes tvhats Norfolk. And if I hear norfolking way again I'm gonna puke
the stars created some St. Patrick's Day Jerseys for their warm ups. Some players made their names irish.This is Mike Riberio'shttp://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Ci..._24210331_n.jpg
Fucking post something dorks! Its March Madness!
Who ever created the moblie version of Natty Sci is a rookie - so many Cyclones... I mean bugs.
http://deadspin.com/5894240/kentuck...s-anthony-davisThis is one of the reasons why UK fans get a bad name.
These refs fucking suck
Not worse then the assholes in stripes at the yum center.
Drinking moonshine and band playing devil went down to Georgia.... America!
On St. Patty's Day?
Make a fucking lay up russ
I don't know who's worse at the point Russ or Siva?
I didn't know Jennifer Aniston was in Leprechaun. Awesome call for a movie by Scyfy on St. Pattys day
Chane cant make a goddamn layup either
Or a fucking free throw
Youve got to be fucking kidding me
How do you blow a fucking 15 point lead? Watching games by yourself without waking up kids sucks.
New Fuckin Mexico... come the fuck on... fuck! Go Bearcats! I hope that missing a slaying of thousands of zombies is worth the ass-rape we put on this joke of an ACC champ.
Did I mention how much the mobile version of Natty Sci sucks. You'd think it was as hard as defining cures for cancer or something. Suck a dick!
Work tomorrow is going to suck
I sounded angry last night, but I sure was not.
Please explain the zombies
Switching to bourbon and fatigue kicked in finally. Day 3 was rough. Day 4 will be powerade.
So hard are you rooting for saint Louis?
rather play michigan state. doesn't really matter because louisville plays down or up to whoever they are facing.
vitamin water is delicious
the true meaning of miles per hourhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...;v=Qhm7-LEBznk#!
Phil it looks like you are going to get what you ask for with Michigan State vs Louisville.
Msu will get us in foul trouble. I see it being a tightly called game on the guards and down low they will be punching each other inthe face but then green will get calls.
Henson's a little bitch
I agree with Henson being a bitch
Cj's party crasher pictures are just depressing
What was depressing?
cinci is dumb
go bearcats! woohoo! i think im the only one in my group that didn't have florida state
My prediction of Bearcats in Final Four is a little less insane.
Should rename the sweet 16 to Bug East/ Big Ten Invitational
so marshall from UNC fractured his wrist. they're saying on TV there's a chance he'll play, i asked sarah about that exact injury, she said there's no way he's playing. you have to immobilize that injury and not move your wrist, pretty tough for a point guard to do. unc might be fucked
Ideally, that's what you would do, but in big time athletics you don't always follow the book. Looks like he's having surgery today which will probably only have one little incision. They'll put a screw in the bone that's broken which should hold things. He could probably play with a brace that keeps his wrist and thumb immobile. Not ideal, but if his pain's not too bad wouldn't be surprised if he tried to play.
He will play
Football players play with injuries like that all the time. Of course, they dont have to worry about dribbling a basketball, just hitting people.
I need your help. My son's team at Hikes Point is the Indians and I'm helping coach. I refuse to wear a Cleveland Indians hat. I'm looking for a hat that has a different kind of Indian on it. Thanks.
I wished Fab Melo could play and Marshall was healthy. I am already starting to hear how UK couldn't beat a fully staffed Syracuse or a healthy Carolina from clowns at work.
Man arrested at the Yum Center for sitting in the wrong seathttp://www.wdrb.com/story/17190622/...fter-sitting-in
that's the thing, he's a PG, i don't care if it's his off hand, you can't bring the ball up the court against good defense if you can't move your wrist. i just hope to god he doesn't play and perform even mediocre, b/c i can see everyone in the media having an orgasm every time he steps on the court. how can he do that with a fractured wrist? he's amazing, so very brave of him...all that shit
nice article on Pitino and Russ in the NY Timeshttp://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/19/s...html?ref=sports
What's with wrists and UNC players? Too much circle-jerking to Lehigh highlights?
20. The Buick Verano commercial featuring the band whose name I don't care to know is my own personal hellIf you would've told me on Thursday that the Buick Verano commercial with the tour buses following a girl to the dry cleaners would run away with the title of "most annoying commercial of the 2012 tournament," I would've considered it an upset. But in retrospect, it was the obvious choice all along because the overall premise of the commercial is ridiculous, and it features a song that gets stuck in your head and a guy whose face is just asking to be punched. I'm not sure who the band in the commercial is, but I do know that while it may have started with a whisper, it's going to end with me putting car bombs in all those buses if that commercial continues violating my ears.http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...era-purdue-more
from another grantland article:North Carolina advanced to the Sweet 16 with a win over Creighton, but paid a steep price when point guard Kendall Marshall fractured his wrist. Marshall is the second Tar Heel to suffer a wrist injury in recent weeks, after center John Henson sustained a sprain that kept him out of the ACC tournament championship. "Weak wrists," said former Syracuse assistant Bernie Fine, shaking his head sadly. "I guess my masturbation drills don't look so 'bizarre' now, do they, America?"
painter at work just said "if I come home and my daughter is wearing those god damn tight shorts I'm gonna beat my wife's ass"
That is hilarious
one guy is now complaining about his wife taking too long getting ready to go to the NASCAR race. It's like I'm watching a really shitty TBS show.
so far the painters have talked about painting for free in exchange for:NASCAR ticketsdrinksblow jobsdaycare
schoni schimmel just went sick no look pass off the break.
yes I am watching chicks basketball
I am also sending angry emails about baptist east hospital smokers littering the park.
schoni schimmel would destroy me in one on one
maryland women's team some crazy chicks, they are not getting cheated when they foul.
play of the game. time running out and chick launches a less than 3/4 court shot. Announcer gets excited and yells good if it goes. ball drops and bounces before the free throw line.
Kind of like Kay's famous intramural shot?
Anyone heard about this movie: Prometheushttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHcHYisZFLUutIts supposed to be the prequel to Alien. Looks good.
I liked this guys final statement to the press before he was executedhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas...rasso#Last_meal
Spaghetti-O's are good and all, but I don't if I'd want them for my last meal.Phil, why are you posting something about a guy who was executed while we were still in high school?
i got internet click happy after my lunch before a meeting. Found it on reddit
City gave a lAme response. Coworker contacting Eric flack and the investigators.
Gotta get the Wave3 Troubleshooter on it
Oh the troubleshooter Eric flack will be on it
In case of an anthrax terrorist attack, see aLouisville postal carrier for antidote
CBS ranks 1996 Cats 8th best team of all time. They are fucking drunk!http://www.nationofblue.com/f2/cbs-...6500/#post52588
I caught this on Tosh. Hilarious!http://www.killsometime.com/videos/...ngry-Garbageman
Tuesday, you see, she had to be free But somehow I've got to carry on. Gotta go to work.
Tuesday's gone indeed
it was not cheap to fill up today
Time to pull out the old bicycle.
new york just got tebowed
broncos are certainly making sacrificeshttp://i.imgur.com/pwPIO.png
So the saints are fucked.
bellarmine game being broadcast on tv or the internet?
I’m pretty sure that a grand total of seven commercials were made for the tournament and each commercial break CBS/TNT/TBS/truTV just picks a few of those seven. Because of this, every commercial shown during the tournament has become unfathomably annoying, but the presence of a song set some apart from others. No matter how good or bad the song might be, if I see a commercial with a song more than 10 times, I loathe the song and vow to never buy anything from the company responsible for the commercial. This is why even though the Greg Anthony commercial has long worn out its welcome and the guy who drove his friends 900 miles for Taco Bell is such a loser that he completely deserves the diarrhea it inevitably gave him, I’d be willing to give up Christmas this year if it meant I never had to hear the guy with heart-shaped glasses yell about how it started with a whisper, those middle-aged douches in the Chevy butchering Spandau Ballet, or Pitbull being Pitbull ever again.http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-t...madness-mailbag
gracias. took me a second. found it here:http://www.ncaa.com/championship/li...r?gameId=217478
so the courier is going bonkers over the hunger games. I haven't read the book, but from what I gather isn't it basically about how awful it is that these people are rooting for young kids to kill each other? But the movie seems to make you want to root for a young kid to kill the other kids.
Josh Magette...more like Josh Faggette from Alabama CUNTSvilleamiright?
first comment on this reddit thread made me chuckle:http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...in_paris_a_man/
Magette the nations best?
Refs out to get bu
Paddy Smith is blowing up the chat board on the feed
Rich phares ISA ul transfer
bellarmine better have a deep bench
So does anybody got eligibility left? Head to nku, they will need players. 7 minutes in 6 fouls to 0.
Holy shit that charge was awesome!
I think kendle is older than me
3 medical redshirts or something
bellarmine needs to stop fouling 3pt shooters
Man crush by the announcers
that was a big ol' cheerleader
D2 bball players are too small for d1, but the cheerleaders are the opposite.
Kendle is screwing us
9 point game...damn
Without kendle we'd be up 10.
Wow go get dog food and we are up 1
Fouled another 3
9 pt win. Final 4 bound.
http://www.nba.com/hornets/news/201...ayer_SMITH.htmlChris, can't find why they play saliva for him. This is the best I could come up with
this place is dead
i just came to post this:http://i.imgur.com/S78XB.jpg
Sorry I killed the sci.
Best of the Big East vs Best of the Big Ten in a bit...hell yeah
Followed by 2nd in Big East vs. 2nd in Big Ten... or instant replay of 1961 and 1962 National Title games
I didn't realize there were 4 Ohio teams in the sweet 16
And then cuse Wisconsin too
A lot of people at work were saying Draymond Green is going to fuck Louisville up tonight. Thoughts?
If refs let him plow over Behanen then call a foul on the shot on dieng, yes.
Or the refs could call bullshit calls against Green and get him foul trouble early?
Louisville game is fucking brutal to watch. I have to change channels.
15.5 seconds left..down by 1...badger ball
Yeah Wisconsin screwed the pooch. Even though the Big East was down, they just proved they were still better than the Big Ten.
Bellarmine is on TV.
ELITE 8 BITCHES!
fuck bellarmine UL is in the elite 8
They should be in the elite 8 because they are the best team in the Big East.
a fourth of the elite 8 is already big east, after 2 games.
because they are the best conference
Like I care who is playing. The only thing standing between UK and them hoisting the damn trophy is themselves.
Do you really think the second best team in the SEC (UK) can beat the best team in the Big East?
go study pharmacy. sandy bell will be the MVP if they keep it.
Who is sandy bell?
You call youself a fan? Uk's NCAA compliance officer
BU getting smoked
Joe - fuck you. I am on break and I am going to enjoy it. :)I am sure Sandy Bell still does the compliance because she is damn good at her job, but I am pretty sure her title isn't compliance officer. Maybe they upgraded her to Warden or something.
Bellarmjne sucks. Biggest regret was getting a degree at that worthless school.
I loved Bellarmine. I had a lot of fun there getting drunk on Wednesday through Sunday.It would have been awesome to go to a real school though.
Then I could have got drunk Mon-Sun.
this bracket cracks me uphttp://games.espn.go.com/tournament...entryID=6069044
"(Pitino) said you can shoot threes until you miss," Dieng said. "I've got a green light right now. I'm going to shoot if I'm wide open."
credit where it's due, UL beat michigan state good, but they're gonna have to score more than 57 to win a 'ship. i can't determine if i want UL or Florida more, assuming we make the final four
UConn won it just last year by scoring 53. Duke won the year before with 61
kentucky's strategy for tonighthttp://www.theonion.com/articles/ke...aving-fa,27720/
An Inconvenient Truth About Video Gameshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY88...ture=digest_fri
i endorse that strategy
The Duke fan on my team started chanting O-HI-O at me. I said wrong team ass clown and walked away
that guy is awesome at getting into your head
weird little tornado warning. apparently there were touchdowns in J-Town and Fern Creek
someone's playground got fucked uphttp://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home
strong side / weak side on anthony davishttp://www.theonion.com/articles/an...ny-davis,27738/The third one cracked me up
DadBoner: Gonna go crush a couple afternoon Filet O Fishes in the john. Catch a quick toilet nap. It's important to stay healthy and rested, you guys.
MSU hockey is about as bush league as MSU basketball when they are losing late in the game
dude just slammed a guy from Union college into the wall after Union scored a goal. Real dangerous play
Sorry Wes it isn't compliance officer but it is officially chief compliance officer.
You can't win a 'ship giving up 47 first half points.
But you can win scoring fifty with ur best player on the bench in a half...pick your poison
Not bad for the SEC who only had 4 teams in the tourney and half are in the elite 8
UK gave up 41 first half points to Utah in 1998 while scoring 31 and won by 9. http://www.bigbluehistory.net/bb/St...980330Utah.htmlUofL won't give up 47 in a half because they slow it down and grind it out like the Big Ten.
It's just a different style of play.
http://www.cardchronicle.com/2012/3...w-favorite-gameDrunk dienga tonight if we win.
So UK is 6-0 vs elite eight teams
UL, unc, Kansas, uf(3)
So my neighbor seton is maybe 8 asked about 4 th of July and the slip n slide. What makes the story relevant is that he called it new years instead of 4th on July. Classic drunk us.
Card chronicle: I woke up to a direct message from Kevin Harned on Twitter saying he'll be rooting for the Cards today. In other words, I woke up and proceeded to have the greatest morning of my entire life.
The Village Anchor is offering something called a BLT Bloody Mary tomorrow. I'm intrigued.
I can't make up my mind about who I want to win
I don't want UK to play florida again.
Anyone who says they don't want to see a Louisville-Kentucky Final Four is a liar.The state may literally explode.
If the refs had called the UC-OSU game like the UofL-Fla game, Aaron Craft would have fouled out in the first 2 minutes.
Wow! What makes that run and comeback most impressive is the absolute lack of Siva's dad cameos.
Louisville is coming to Nawlin's, bitches!!! Who else is coming?
FUCKING TRYING MY DAMDEST
wow, you go to yahoo sports and it is basically a list of articles making fun of the refs during the FL game for being so inept. My favorite line is "Another ref might have let it slide. Not Hess, a notoriously whistle-happy official who carries the air of someone who believes fans pay to see him"
demling is obviously a tard, but I did like this tweet from him: "what if the Bourbon State takes over Bourbon Street."
Reddit post i am creating. I bet i get several upvotes99% of all college basketball fansIf Team Loses...FUCKING REFS!
The big lead posted this during the game:Nasty. Ben Wallace, er Patric Young punched this down and the announcers (along with the crowd) went wild. Gators in total control of this one, Louisville needs a minor miracle in the final 10 minutes to rally.
So Louisville holds the nations longest winning streak?
Did I fall asleep? When did the Florida Marlins become the Miami Marlins?
Really Jerome? Did you also miss them signing Jose Reyes, Heath bell and mark beurhle to go along with Ozzie guilen?
If it has nothing to do with the Pirates, I guess I just skim over it ... but good on RG3 gettin' him a white woman.
Huh, didn't know either. Not sure if the new logo is better or worse than the previous one
So anyone still wanna play UK?
Who has a working caps lock key and tickets to the Final Four? THIS GUY!
hey barry, I'm trying to finagle my way down to New Orleans. We definitely got to meet up.
I a still in negotiations with myself on whether to go.
Pat is going wild card on this one. He's calling favors with all kinds of people with Coke, FedEx, FRS and Jerry Ellis trying to get tickets and hotel rooms. I told him if I go I'm counting on him to get me there and back alive.Laura ever get info on student tickets?
how many for a hotel? my buddy that gave me the ticket also needs help with the hotel bill
Any of you not married with children needs to get your ass down there. I would desperately love to go
I live thru you all now
we were thinking of baton rouge actually for a hotel if we went. prices are much more reasonable ($150ish). Getting to New Orleans and back might prove....dicey.
Joe - UL, Final Four, New Orleans, your new niece, nephew, brother, sister-in-law, and me. What more reason do you need to come down, dude?
I'm with Barry on this one... no question.
Phil, you going without tuickets?
not sure. I trust Pat to come through, but this offer is tempting.http://www.livingsocial.com/cities/...final-four-gameIt's the open bar that makes it worth it.
I like taking the rocking chair and recliner and relocating.
don't forget the New York Giants SI
What are you willing to spend on a ticket? I'm sure there are some Duke fans looking to unload... on dudes.
I'm only counting on being there for the first day, so the ticket choices aren't great. I've got a higher budget than others so I'd be tempted just to pull the trigger on the first day pass at $675. But Pat thinks he can get a hook up somehow.The real costs come from the hotel and travel, but whatever. Should be a good time with all the UK and Louisville fans down there.
Bill and I are thinking about that living social deal
Someone get the Baylor guy dancing, there has tO be a gif somewhere
Former Cardinal William Gay going to the Arizona to be a Cardinal
how long does that offer last? it says one day remaining so I assume tomorrow you can still pull the trigger on it?
I've never used livingsocial before but we went ahead and did it. Food and drink plus both games too hard to pass up. Plus when will UL and UK play each other in the final 4 again when I don't have to worry about travel.
I only worry that UK will wipe the floor with UL and I'll be pissed off that I went.
And, my wife is the greatest for allowig me to leave her at home with a newborn and 18 month while I go out and have fun. I will owe her tremendously.
Chris why would the second best team in the sec wipe the floor with the best of the big east?
For the same reason the second best team in the Big East struck down the best of the ACC.
UK gets a final four, unc loses, I'd say it was a good day
Right on Douglas. Right on.
Gotta go to work.
joe, i got twin newborns and you're up before me, you gotta go to sleep man
my favorite baseball playerhttp://i.imgur.com/kZyTY.jpg
Seems like there should be a new post for the impending Bluegrass Apocalypse.So my family is coming down to Nashville this weekend for my mother's birthday and a Beer Festival. I'm not sure about the prospects of having UK and UofL fans in the same family spending 4 hours drinking high-alcohol beer and then watching the game together. I may need to invest in tasers.
Schweitzer being tased: "In the face! In the face"
Btw, I finally collected the payout for the pick'em league: $300... seemed a little short but I'm not complaining.
Funny... I never got my money. Guess someone gets their knees broken.
It looks like for the NattySci bracket challenge that I can make a huge comeback if Louisville beats KY and Kansas makes the title game. If Kansas wins it all, I take the lead regardless.
If I'm able to swing some tickets through the hospital/my office anyone interested? Just asked today, and my fellowship coordinator said she'd check into it. The hospital is a sponsor of the Superdome, and they have 2 suites during the Saints games, so we'll see.
Chris - Pat and I might be interested. But there'd be upwards of six of us I think
Just told no dice on Ochsner tix
this picture is awesome, but my favorite part is the dad grabbing the girls leg as he fallshttp://zpravy.idnes.cz/foto.aspx?se...b2_Aichel_6.jpg
Fucking tow truck rear ended me on the way home from the bus stop. No visible damage. Pissed me the fuck off.
Fucker had a uk license plate. My truck cracked that fucker up! Suck it uk license plate!
For I must be traveling on, now,'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.Gotta go to work
Hey Fuck tards with either smartphones or tablets. Download app Draw Something and lets play.
i got that one, i draw like a retard on it
Battle of New Orleans, 2012 by Mickey Clarkhttp://uoflcardgame.com/mickey-clar...nnonball/30334/
From cardchronicle"I know Mayor of New Orleans Arthur Carmody will be around for the celebraish, and there are also rumors swirling that Kevin Harned is hoping to party. Who else? God only knows."Can't wait for the weekend.
The Louisiana Derby is this weekend as well, just to add a bit more of a KY flavor to NOLA.
As for travel, this humble author suggests you merely book a plane ticket or bus ride to Louisville or Lexington, Ky., where you could then steal away on one of the thousands of RVs and minivans that will be making the pilgrimage south from the Commonwealth all week. Picture the gold-rush-era Oregon Trail, but you won't have to ford the river, and no one will die of dysentery.
the mayor of calgary is on twitterhttp://i.imgur.com/514Ao.png
on buying a mini-vanhttp://www.gq.com/news-politics/men...y-gq-april-2012
That mayor is my role model
Agreed. That is a politician we can all appreciate.
I attest to everything in the minivan article
On phil's video:Brick wall, gates of hell, ex-girlfriends, my mother-in-lawI could run through them all after watching that.Best compliment ever.
Just another lame, boozy Final Four celebration in Lexington. Wonder who came up with this bright idea. A West Virginia transfer, maybe? “Hey, let’s drag this ancient chair we never use into the street, set it on fire, and then jump over it! Cool!” From the big lead
Great moments... are born from great opportunity. And that’s what you have here, tonight, boys. That’s what you’ve earned here tonight. One game. If we played ‘em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight.Gotta go to work.
the calgary mayor strikes again!http://i.imgur.com/yVE7S.jpg
so i totally missed where they're doing a ninja turtles remake:http://www.grantland.com/blog/holly...eenage%E2%80%99
my buddy sparker is ready to murder michael bay over it
i'm not digging the alien concept
Michael Bay and aliens. It's like Transformers but with alien turtles. We all know there was really green slime in a sewer.
Going to try the Doritos Locos Tacos today! Wish me luck!
Taken from an actual email exchange regarding family plans in Nashville this weekend:-------------From: BrockTo: AllHi all,With the East Nashville Brewfest and the invasion of Nashville by the Schweitzer clan, we were brainstorming ideas for after the hops consumption and the impending apocalypse of the Bluegrass State. [Clipped for brevity]Let me know and input welcome,BrockGO CARDS!-----------------------From: TyTo: BrockDear Brock,I would like to bring to your attention that obscenities equating to pig excrement seem to be following your name in emails. I hope you can get that corrected.------------------------From: BrockTo: TyDear Ty,It is well known that I have a character flaw in which I must root for the team with the most felonies. Therefore, I must stand by my statement.
Doritos Locos Tacos = INSANE!!!!
Technically: Doritos Locos Tacos = Tacos Insane DoritosAt least that is what Babelfish says.
Reminds me of when DadBoner found his buddy Peanut dead in his Seabring so he went to taco bell to mourn:Gonna head to Taco Bell. Peanut used to eat out of the dumpster there. Gotta order inside though. Peanut would've wanted it that way.Got 5 Doritos Locos Tacos from the Bell. So bold. Can't believe it's taken this long. Headin back for more. Gotta take advantage, you guys.Took down 5 more Loco D'reets. Grievin' so hard. Bold Bell flavors to the rescue.Gotta thank the Lord for blessin me with 'Bell tacos, made outta D'reets on the same day I found one'a my best pals, icy cold from death.Just when you think the world is filled with nothin' but rancid sadness, The Bell knocks Loco D'reets outta the park. Thanks, Taco Bell.The Bell really changed the food game with their Loco D'Reets. BK should come out with a Funyun Whopper.Kinda gives me hope that The Bell is doin fine with D'reets. Makes me think the Pizza Ship woulda had a chance with "Cheetos on Anything."
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...lege-basketballGood read. Kentucky, more specificly Caliparii, is the evil empire and going to destroy college basketball as we know it.
well said charlie sheen. Well said.http://imgur.com/q1OJL
the rivalry is already heated uphttp://espn.go.com/mens-college-bas...dialysis-clinic
cornell in the newshttp://deadspin.com/5897173/a-corne...ographs-in-town
here's a better grantland article:http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-t...t-lose-kentucky
the company that is installing our new office furniture is called "Work-a-Haulix"
this could be a good movie:http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/entertai...2#ixzz1qStwYzTP
2 god damn posts?
the Work-a-Haulix was gold though
one of my favorite twitter posts of all-time:https://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/...083486913310720
son of a bitch. shit has gotten nuts
alrighty, so apparently I have Dr. Ramsey's tickets and Pat and I might be Peyton Siva Sr's dad's ride home.But I have no where to stay - Chris / Barry? Got a floor or a couch? Pat and I would be out of there by Sunday
Where is siva sr sleeping and would he be crashing at Chris or barry's as well?
siva sr is on his own there. I think we are just his ride home (assuming Louisville losses, which I am)
how the hell did that happen?
If he rides home with you, make sure he wears a shirt or wrap your seat in plastic. The smell of sweaty back hair oozing from a too-small jersey doesn't come out of the upholstery.
Phil, I'm staying at a hotel in Nola with friends. But, they had people back out and are looking for help paying the bills. $85 per night
you all just piling into one room?
i'm guessing UK fans are getting there tomorrow, but I-65 has been a sea of red the whole way down.
a group of guys from my work that are UK fans are leaving after work and driving thru the night. i know some others going early tomorrow morning
Whats the story on PS Sr? Were they worried he might steal a car and drive back home?
we are catching uk fans. must have left earlier than us. good hustle. lots of rvs
I have a hunch Phil and pat will be found dead in a ditch
GAME DAY BITCHES!!!!!!
tonight should be interesting. I guess UK fans haven't gotten here yet - bourbon street was very peaceful besides some locals being dicks. I'd say it was about 60% Louisville fans, 30% kentucky fans, 9% Kansas fans and 1% OSU fans. Woke up and my phone was typing in japanese.
It was like trying to sleep before gbitt.
there are a surprisingly amount of people from california and out west here too. Talked to someone and they just said "wasn't a lot of good basketball to watch this year at home, so we came here. Go Cards". Taught a bunch of girls from Nevada how to properly do the L sign.
nevada girls in NOLA for the final 4. Were they there on "business."
They were hoping it was business time at least
were you looking for a sexless inkeeper? were you banging for roof?
ESPN just showed a bunch of homeless people throwing up 3 goggles
love the missing man formation, joe.
The rocking chair remains empty unless of emergency
loud., uk fans definitely have made it a home game
uk fan behind me called the u of l dance team a,"bunch of niggers and whores."
kansas fan is egging her on.
We are classy apparently
Won't lie, I want nothing to do with ul next year
she was pretty hot though
to come full circle on the trip, I'm sad to report cards fans are also occupying I 65 today
he texted us at 430 saying he was sticking around. party time
Philco how do you know Siva's dad?
pat's friend from the radio. he was going to pay for our gas and food so it couldn't be an improper benefit too.
Just watched 1 minute of uconn notre dame womens game. Worst minute of basketball ever.
i'm sorry you had to go through that, please don't do that to yourself again
It's easier to watch ND women's basketball if you just focus in on #4
Classic line from a bartender this weekend...Me: Can I get a bourbon and coke?Her: All we have is Jack, is that OK?Me: Thought I saw Evan Williams here earlier?Her: Isn't he a short guy with curly hair?Me: Um...yeah, a Jack and coke will be fine.
And then Bill got lost on Bourbon Street, and I left him after trying to get in touch with him for 2 hours. All in all, pretty good times except for the game.
the battery of my cell phone died during the OSU game, and I wasn't with Pat or his family. I pretty much assumed I was going to get judgement night'd
I love the bourbon and coke conversation.
places that did have bourbon it was $$$ I found. Well, the few place I did see it was at the bar at the team hotel so that might not have been 100% accurate. But I certainly had to pull out an extra $20 to pay for a tab for 4 drinks. Ouch
I wonder if they jacked up the price of bourbon since ky residents invaded bourbon s treet.
Chris can probably speak to it infinitely better than I can, but I feel last time I was down there most places we ordered bourbon and cokes they asked us if jack was fine.
It depends on where you're going and what you're drinking. Most of the places on Bourbon Street serve reasonably priced drinks, for wells that is. Even Cuban commented during Mardis Gras that he was surprised how "cheap" drinks were. I was drinking Early Times and coke this weekend and a "3 for 1" in a 32 oz cup was only around 10 bucks. Of course, I have paid around $10 for Basil Hayden neat at a hole in the wall on Bourbon as well.
And the mass produced drinks, Hurricanes, Hand Grenades, and Jesters, are all about $7 a piece. The Jester is a scary, scary drink. "Strongest drink on Bourbon," and tastes like happy.
So when you lost Bill for 2 hours, was he off taking a shower?
Jester are stinger than hurricanes? I remember I felt drunk after two hurricanes when we were there.
It's advertised as the strongest, and it tastes like it too. It's good, but you can definitely taste teh alcohol in it, but I don't taste as much in the Hurricane.
Bill may have been taking one of his legendary showers, we did end up in some UK fan's rental house on Bourbon St at some point. It was pretty badass. And only $900 a night.
that place sounds badass. this is the place Pat's family got:http://neworleans.craigslist.org/ap...2911560982.html
breaking down the game by the numbers:http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/spt...as-kentucky.jpg
The title of this post on reddit made me chuckle:Yo, you know what just occurred to me...dinosaur dicks. What do we know about them?http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c..._to_medinosaur/
How did I just see for the first time "vac8"
someone near my condo just shot a shotgun
The oreviews for Ted look pretty greathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxKfC77XAp8
listen to the lexington police radio onlinehttp://www.radioreference.com/apps/...amp;feedId=7032
some dude just got arrested for running a stolen moped into a police officer. AWESOME!
burning down homes....
this is comedy gold. reports of "Breaking items in a house by a white male wearing a UK shirt"That narrows it down.
Black guy passed out on train tracks
Evacuating the fire trucks now.
players hugging WWWhttps://p.twimg.com/Aph4PXiCAAANXHQ.jpg:large
Charles Tom Hennon shooting fireworks out of his truck in front of the race track.
Bottles being thrown from a second floor
cop: "Shut up and get away! ... We need a wagon..."
"watch for bottles while making this arrest"
"calling in the big wagon...the other is getting full." "it is on route from the jail"
"subject surfing on top of a car."baller
MAINTAIN SQUAD INTEGRITY!
People throwing bottles and rocks at the fire department trying to put out fires
sending in street cleaners....to do something.pretty sure this plan was created by this guy: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/hl-17...ssion_season_2/
"let them light off fireworks as long as its not towards anyone"
"If we go in, we'll just get bottles"
Phil's last words?
Please, everyone knows my last words will be "Hey Joe, check this out"
NCAA Fan Cam. I'm fucking around on my phone, of coursehttp://www.gigapixelfancam.com/fanc...3361-share-view
Keith Price #winninghttp://www.kylottery.com/apps/draw_...rent=Draw_Games
Not to mention you are sitting all alone.
Dude, that fan cam is fucking cool
I knew the dude to my left...kinda.
highlights from the police radio from last night:http://deadspin.com/5898759/heres-w...-police-scanner
I almost feel like I'm being insensitive for thinking the name of this race is insensitivehttp://www.courier-journal.com/arti...ell|text|Home|s
Phil, where was the racist girl?
how do we assume that I will be present for phil's death?
I'm on my phone, but she should be in the row right behind me to my left about five seats
this was posted as "my work schedule at 9:45" on reddit:http://imgur.com/VjOM1
i just checked the fan cam. Blonde isn't in the photo. Looks like her and her boyfriend weren't there. They were making pretty frequent bathroom breaks...
I just got off the phone with a vendor in Minneapolis. His parting shot to me was, "Hey, thanks for Tubby Smith, eh!"
he is quite welcome
get these mother fucking snakes off my mother fucking plane:http://news.yahoo.com/pilot-turns-b...-064153854.html
chicago v chicagohttp://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fd...featured_videos
DadBoner: Takin' down the Verlander Taco Bell meal for luck, Captain Karl style. 3 Loco D'reets Supremes, Cheesy Gordita Crunch, Mexi 'Za. No tomates.DadBoner: Justin Verlander knows bold flavors.
50 Cent Grapefruit Storyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waCF...eature=youtu.be
The 50 Cent Grapefruit Storyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waCF...eature=youtu.be
2 hits. 2 coddamn hits. Fucking Pirates.
poor girl who was on the bike with petrino's wedding registry has hit the internet:http://morgan-dorrell.ourwedding.co...arch-_-HPSearchMy favorite:Well done Bobby...I taught you well during our time together.from: Rick Pitino
this made me chucklehttp://i950.photobucket.com/albums/...ondeoffback.gif
the worst baseball cards (which means they are the best)http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ds-history.html
the first drunken hookup failure is greathttp://deadspin.com/5899785/cockblo...-the-sdsu-aztec
Canada's sportscenter is so much better than ourshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiIZ...player_embedded
i'm sure i've posted the ketchup robots in the past, but the addition of a flute killed me:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU
Fuck it all Fuck this world fuck everything that you stand for don't belong don't exist don't give a shit don't ever judge me. Gotta go to work.Jay bilas should switch to slipknot.
About to embark on a 5-mile race. This may be my last will and testament.
Good luck Brock!
i liked this quote on Petrino:Louis Dover, who coaches at Seneca High School in Louisville, perhaps best summed up the feelings many people in football have about Petrino. "As a coach, he's a genius, he's one of the elite minds," Dover said. "Personally, well, he's a good coach."
Posted on reddit. Made me chucklehttp://imgur.com/0ifl6
adrian, thats from the perry bible fellowship. they got a ton of funny comics. I like this baseball one
as the mayor of friendville I'm granted exclusive access to women at their worst. Last night some guy was supposed to meet one of my buddies friends up at Molly's.Well they fucking ran a police report on the dude from one of the girls phones. Unfortunately for him, it came up with credit card fraud and an assault charge eight years ago. And 10 speeding tickets.So this guy comes walking into a fucking firing squad of women. You could see he was already terrified because he knew something was up. So things are going pretty poorly already, then suddenly one of the girls tells me "hey phil, my phone is working - want to try and run your police report again!? We'll try you next Ryan!" And his jaw dropped.So now I'm having to go bros over hoes with this guy because this is too much even though he is clearly a douche. I get him the fuck out of there and we get some beers at the bar (guarding my wallet, of course). At this point I think he decided to cut his losses and get the hell out of there.Good times.
http://www.barstoolsports.com/bosto...de-on-2nd-base/College baseball players are assholes
BC fan passed the fuck outhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8wR...mp;feature=plcp
damn, i tried to submit it to deadspin but those fuckers beat me to ithttp://deadspin.com/5900078/boston-...e-game-was-over
i'm also ashamed at laughing at thishttp://imgur.com/s7ZoL
someone is not happy with the direction burger king is takinghttp://storify.com/ZODIAC_MF/burger...torify-pingback
Discovering mlbnetwork hd made my life happier.
I would have never thought that channel down in the 500s would be in HD. Game changer.
the internet sucks today
Called in today. Tried to sleep in but they are cleaning pipe in front of my house. So loud. The worst part is when it causes the toilet to spray water all over the bathroom and my house reeks of sewage.
i just got a meeting request that asked me to bring "3 key take aways from who moved my cheese"jesus
The NHL playoffs begin this week. Anyone planning to make a road-trip for the Predators-Red Wings games on Wednesday or Friday? I expect a fired up crowd.
you sick or something?
brock, if they make it to the 20th I might be able to be talked into that game but tickets don't look cheap if you aren't in the nosebleeds. Red Wings fans must have bought away tickets in bunches
my favorite past of the mastershttp://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1...slap_medium.gif
our new state song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHVLkq7jriY
damn, I didn't know there was a burger contest at CJ. http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|HomeI would have won that shit!
Just got in an argument with a guy rooting through my garbage. He asked to take the cord off a broken vacuum. I told him to take the whole damn thing. He got pissd and only wanted the cord. In the end he sped off empty handed.
3 people now. I just get creeped out by it and don't want a guy slicing his hand open on my property rooting through my stuff. Sure there is some frivolous law suit like that.
I don't think there is any personal information in the garbage out front.
call the cops on their asses
Watching twins angels. 3rd inning and medical staff has already visited plate umpire twice. Poor guy. Pitcher not going to get any calls today.
Just texted this to Phil:Neighbor's dog bites guy rooting through trash in my yard. So I saw that some places the trash is still my property and it is considered trespassing or it is the property of the waste management company. So who's problem is this, the trespasser, the dog owner or the property owner?
College admissions person I am facebook friends with:One downside of my job is having to say things like this with a straight face: "So I'll send this to your son's email address, which is S-W-A-G-G-R-R-R-R at yahoo dot com, correct?"
Ran off a 5th truck
property owner is my guess
You old crumudgeon, just let them root through your trash
the lightning didn't make the playoffs, but it hasn't stopped their fans from posting this on reddithttp://i.imgur.com/Fr3c3.gifI chuckled
Phil, it looks like the consensus is to get tickets for the game on the 20th. I may still try and sneak in to one of the games this week. Nose-bleed seats aren't bad, but there is a standing area at the back end of the arena with a great view and a concession stand that I usually just hang out at. This is much like how I handle Reds games - there are so many great standing areas with good sight lines.A response I got from one of my friends here is "We're hoping that the Red Wings can win a least one game at home so we can catch the game on the 20th." - This is not a unique perspective; there is definitely a strong vibe in town that this team can make a serious run.In regard to your comment about Detroit fans buying up tickets, the opposite is true - apparently Tennessee is a hot-bed for bandwagon hockey fans.
radulov is a pretty solid addition. should be a good serious
should be a good series I mean. So I think I left my cell phone at home. This is driving me nuts
Brent, after a series of home and car break ins in the neighborhood, to include direct neighbors, creeps going through your garbage is a nice red flag. fuck letting them go through my junk.
Best comment ever"Go, you fucktard" may be the second most popular saying before someone dies right behind, "Hey, check this shit out!".
Much respect for Long.
Now that Petrino is free from Arkansas, I wonder if Kentucky could nab him.
considering he referred to UK as "slapdicks" I'm guessing no
UK won't go after him, not that i'd be totally opposed to letting him use us for a couple years and make us relevant again. UK is gonna' be bad this year
I'm confused.... I thought Joker Phillips was supposed to be the savior. Isn't that why Rich Brooks was pushed into early retirement?
i'm hoping the bills grab him as OC
petrino, not joker phillips. that'd be ridiculous
Jay Bilas with a shout out to Duke Powerhttp://twitter.com/#!/JayBilas/stat...1754112/photo/1
UK football has been relevant? Im thinking "slapdicks" could be overlooked.
Shabazz just made ucla basketball relevant
Nerlens Noel looked like an idiot. Good thing he can play basketball.
And the hating begins.
After Bennett announces to UK, you can go ahead and put championship number 9 in the books.
Best description I read online:Love hearing a well spoken and polite athlete like Shabazz right now.An hour passes:Then Nerlens Noel showed up and is the exact opposite.
He sounded like a dummy but after UK wins the tourney again..no one will really give a shit!
Anyone that says "taking my talents" needs to be castrated.
Shaving the logo and saying taking my talents makes me hate him. It could have been any of those 3 schools and I still wanted to punch him in the throat.
And i find it hilarious reading uk fans comments that shabazz "doesn't fit our system."
I find it hilarious that U of L fans really give a damn.
I find it hilarious that either think they can hang with the Bearcats next year.
Game on. Getting tickets for April 20 Preds-Red Wings game (if necessary). Who is in? I can get tickets (no discounts for playoffs), so what's the budget. Oh yea, its a Friday.... and there is a moonshine bar 4 blocks from the arena.
Head case yancey gates is gone. cincy might have some potential.
what playing for the orioles will do to youhttp://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/spt...s/sadandino.jpg
i liked Drew Doughty's assesment of Kesler looking for a penalty at the 26s markhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...;v=TMqcMFu6bpg#!
summary of the petrino incidenthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWb6...eature=youtu.be
I have to admit, I'm liking what I see from Gaustad. Especially his effort to take on the entire Detroit team at the end of the game after some bumped Rinne.The Preds are certainly not backing down when it comes to toughnesshttp://i.imgur.com/NenLI.gif
so petrino was doing well for himself:http://deadspin.com/5901394/over-tw...ia-bikini-model
Holy crap Douglas has an 8 year old.
that doesn't hit me as much as when i say i have 3 kids. the 3 kids are my oh shit moment
The good thing is you're fairly young so you won't be too old when they leave the house.
i could care less about them getting out of the house yet, i'm focused on being able to sleep more than three hours at a time again
I like the contrast in parenting perspectives.
I'm just saying there's a short window of time to have kids. When you're younger, you still want your own life to go out and have fun. Then you get to an age where you are "ready" to have kids and you need to have them before eggs get old and kids come out fucked up. You also want to have them out of the house to enjoy retirement.
That's what my parents thought, but they still have 3 20-somethings living in their house.
you are right, and i've thought about that, i'll be 40 when kaelyn graduates high school. my only hope is after the twins get to college i'll still have any money left after paying for catholic schools to enjoy life
I'd go ahead and start donating plasma now.
chris - wouldn't my window be much larger because I can continue to bang 25 year old girls?
I think the window size is based on your age Phil and not the "25" year olds you bang
banging 25 y/o chicks only make you feel younger, you're not
i imagine it also makes you feel much cooler and confident and happy, but alas, i'll never feel that again
I was implying the window that I have to have children. I don't care about egg age, for example, in that situation.Actually, my fear really stems from how long I'd be able to kick my kids ass at shit. I'm already shitty at basketball, so I was counting on sheer size to win until they are 13 or 14. Now at best I'd probably be fucking 50 years old when they hit that age. I'm going to get whooped in basketball by a nine year old.All this assumes someone is dumb enough to let me get them pregnant, which is a pretty big if.
The window applies to men and women. Sure you don't have to worry about 25 y/o eggs, but like you said you want to be an old man raising kids. You don't want to be too old to beat them at sports, and you want them out of your house when you're ready to retire.
i guess "webering" is a thing nowhttp://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi....00&Border=0
Alright which two girls do you think are featured in Phil's post...my guess: Allison and Mindy.http://predators.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=37164
I guess it could also be one of the ice girls...but Im still going with my original guess.Here are the ice girls...http://predators.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=37163Dibs on Crystal
dibs in mindyhttp://predators.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=76281
You two share a liking for coldplay
Much better than the Honeybees
What's up with the rain delay shenanigans that college baseball players are doing? If we tried that shit, we would have immediately started running in the rain, forfeited the game if the weather cleared and then kept running. Then coach would have chewed our asses out on the bus all the way home dropping an f-bomb every other word.
We might have lost but we looked professional doing it.
Did any of you baseball players do anything this stupid?http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-b...-150424535.html
One of the oldest tricks I the book.
rumors swirling about Richard Pitino taking over FIU
pretty legendary obituaryhttp://www.legacy.com/obituaries/de...p;pid=156944598
Where is that coming from? I saw it on facebook and now you posted it. Is it real?
You beat me to it, I was gonna post that obit
So I was at this 30th bday party and this guy was talking about this 4th of July party where neighbors were going back and forth on who had a bigger dick. Then the party he was at pulled out this 50 launcher and blew the shit out of the neighborhood. He described it as the greatest none thunder over Louisville firework show he had ever seen. I politely told him afterwards that it was may house and invited him back.
Ignore my grammar, you know what I was trying to say.
The bigger dick comment was his words
Joe that would be a great moment in nattysci history
Who was it?
It was a friend of a husband of someone Laura rides with.
obviously we won, our dicks were much bigger
I am still proud of the 50 shot bottle rocket launcher.
What's the plan to top last year?
Step one to top next year: synchronize to this songhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZY0J51Q7sU
So in hockey when a player shoots a puck at the goal and let's say the goalie catches the puck but it breaks the plane. Is that a score?
Blowing up a replica of one of the alien ships in independence day would be pretty fun.
thats a hell of an idea
Kenyan born Wesley Korir who lives in Louisville won the Boston marathon this morning. It wad a down field since all the best runners were qualifying for the Olympics buy still pretty cool.
Is anyone with a road bike interested in doing Jack and Back on the first weekend in October?Its 75-miles there and 75- or 55-miles back.
i like this new michael jordan ad ESPN didhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxBB...eature=youtu.be
Along with Brock, I'm going to throw an invite out there as well. Since I only have a few months left in NOLA, if anyone wants to come down and have some fun on Bourbon Street with a free place to stay, come on down. I was thinking late June or July.
JoTD is having Falls City beer for $2 on Friday at 6pm that they are serving up in a mason jar that you get to keep
http://www.cardchronicle.com/2012/4...-sports-banquetYou know us we're a final four basketball team. We may have had some down times, but we're contenders now.
Douglas.... you know what else is dead...Dick Clark.
the front runner for greatest dead dick clark joke:dick in a box
how prevalent is that joke on the internet. pretty common?
ping pong to the ding donghttp://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-p...-155645744.html
ralph lauren is finally taking fashion advice from mehttp://www.theonion.com/articles/de...ed-dress,27962/
they are laughing at fielder's speed on this one, but I'm not sure I could beat him therehttp://deadspin.com/5903389/prince-...afterward-maybeI need to go for a run
this is a pretty epic story on reddithttp://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...e_found/c4dx4q5but I must say the comment by hydroxyl_ion at the end was the icing on the cake
i had heard it right after he died, it's grown in popularity since then
in other words, i heard it before it was cool, so that makes me cool, but now that it's gotten popular i don't like it anymore
Phil, just a heads up. The guest bedroom is doubling as a nursery. There will not be a baby in there, but if you pick up a Predators Ice Girl a crib and stuffed animals in the room may cramp your style... or will it?
Any girl that is desperate enough to go home with me has already lowered herself to depths far beneath being deterred by a crib.My buddy Nick and I are are planning to leave at two. Can you text me your address?
the goalie for the capitals still has his car in short term parking because he didn't think he'd be with them so long. he doesn't want to move it either because that'd be bad luckhttp://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...XjGcS_blog.html
story on reddit cracked me uphttp://www.reddit.com/r/pics/commen...fear_of/c4eikk7
Either St Matthews was attacked by terrorists or it is the little league parade.
we got a tid bit aggressive with high fiving strangers last night
I'm pretty sure Michelle has bruises on her palms from all the up tops.
i'm too old for this shit
Working on Monday mornings?
Yep. I should be retired by now.
It's your own fault, Phil. You scheduled the damn 8:45 meeting - recurring no less. Ass.
that 8:45 one was a one day thing. 8:45 meetings are retarded.
Seriously, 8:45? Suck it up. Try 6 AM.
8:45 is nothing
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/201...ith-his-mother/These things are dumb, but when you factor in MLB catcher and his mo it is interesting.
Pudge Rodriguez threw out the first pitch in Arlington. He threw it from home to 2nd. Pretty clever.
this was on card chronicle. made me chucklehttp://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1...kiss_medium.jpg
An ode to Brody:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPw3...player_embedded
i saw this on twitter and thought it was profound:"The biggest asshole in the history of the world was the first person that celebrated their birthday."
Maybe Marc was here. http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2012/0...-mob/?hpt=hp_c3
Who is this Bigworm character?
um, brock, molly ringwald is on reddit answering questionshttp://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/commen...y_ringwald_ama/
One day it will actually be nice to catch up with you guys. Until then, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you. I'm out.
Holtby don't care. Holyby doesn't give a shit.http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1083495/pev.gif
i'm not good with spelling. but seriously, Holtby is one cold motherfucker.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEYv3QwTwFA
Strong work on the Molly Ringwald reddit.Although I'm equally impressed with the badass move by Holtby.
hey wes, am I the cool one? I sure hope so...
i keep watching the Holtby clip. It cracks me up.
an onion headline written just for mehttp://www.theonion.com/articles/sp...ntramura,28014/
That reminds me that I am soon to be attempting to relive the glory days of intramurals. I have successfully assembled a group of guys to play rec league basketball this summer. In homage to the Natty Sci hey day the starting lineup will have 3 Ph.D's, a LabCorp manager, and a Brit right off the boat. If that's not intimidating enough, I'm pretty sure one of our guys qualifies as a "little person." Although on the flip side, our front-line is 6'5", 6'4", and my fat ass.My primary objective to to avoid losing all games by more than 20 and not get someone in a headlock by the end of the season.
you got a team name yet?
glorious master translatorhttp://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=110
No name yet. Suggestions? "Make 'Em Pee Blood?"
'Bows and Shivers
DadBoner: If your family doesn't like you, screw 'em. Blood might be thicker than water, but an ice cold beer tastes best, and never lets me down.
If you are gonna drive on it tighten the lug nuts is important advice to follow
My uncle Bill is opening a brewery called Apocalypse Brew Works at the family plumbing shop on Mellwood and I64. The tap room will be open tomorrow, check it out.
If Adrian is dead on the side of the road around mile 23 someone please contact me.
looks like adrian lived through it. Just barely missed the 5hr mark by 40s.
I hit the wall at mile 20. Body started locking up, the heat was rising and barely any water. I can't believe there wasn't enough water. On the backside 13 we were getting like shot glass amounts of water every 3 miles. There were points in the entire 26 mile run that the water stations ran out of water and of course that was a bitch. A coworker who i paced with in the 10 miler finished the mini at 1:50. I should have run that race.
Anyways...mark a marathon off my bucket list.
Phil, I saw your sister before the race and during the race. It looked like she had a good pace going.
greatest video game athletes of all timehttp://digg.com/newsbar/topnews/the...tes_of_all_time
Exercise is bad for you. Your risk for heart attack doubles the hour during and hour after exercising, and that's in healty people who exercise regularly. Weight lifting is bad too. Systolic blood pressure (top #) can get to 400's (120 norm) with heavy lifting.
Good think I didn't exercise today. All I did was yard work and drink. I call that a successful day.
Chris are you being serious?
ARMAGAEDON! So opening night at chruchill downs. Grandpa is 90 and went back to work tonight. hope he is ok.
Yeah, it's even worse if you're fat and out of shape trying to do it. Reports are that about 1-5 of every 100,000 people who run marathons die yearly. It's really only part of the equation though. The long term risk reduction for other medical issues and even future cardiac risk outweigh the risks of exercise though.
from my cousin that finished 12th in the marathon on wearing a Qudoba tshirt during the race:"I did have to wear the Qdoba shirt to get four free entrees. totally worth it."
Dodgers stadium plays this when a double play is turned. Classic.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IBRbzf3Fws
I went down to see my mom walk the mini, and Sarah kept saying how bad running is for you the whole time.
Running sucks, but I will continue to root for those who do. I will run 1 race a year, thus fitting squarely into Chris' category of death. Although I still prefer biking. More change of scenery and it doesn't destroy your knees.
I think I may assist Adrian and help him run 5k races faster. Anything more than 3.1 miles is stupid.
but between kickball sundays and softball mondays I may not be able to walk on tuesdays
Just skip straight to video #2 for a nice kick.http://www.barstoolsports.com/bosto...yankee-stadium/
I just noticed Puddy is rocking a Brodeur jersey in this cliphttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftUR...feature=relatedAssuming he still owns it, that's some tremendous value for the purchase back in 95 or 96 whenever this was filmed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&a...p;v=SYeRDCWU1HAGood catch Phil. I like this one better. Basically my house before any UC/Reds/Bengals/Predators game. Elaine playing the part of Michelle.
gotta support the team
i like hartnell fucking with pierre mcguire in this cliphttp://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1...ell2_medium.gif
Grandmas watch Kardashian sex tapehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mYb...eature=youtu.be
suddenly chris boshhttp://i.imgur.com/B2MTM.gif
Post on reddit. What is something fucked up you think about often, but never tell anyone about?Some dudes comment... I always wanted to control someones body and actions. For example, I would control my teachers body, stand up on the table, strip naked, shit all over the kids faces, and then switch back to my body. Then watch her reaction when she realizes what just happened.
last communication I had with joe:joe: tonight i am ju6mp in tghe river timesphil (later): how is the river?joe: wet
I had the worlds largest bookers on the rocks at the chow wagon.
it was quite impressive. cost?
9 or 10 bucks. 1 more ticket than a tall beer. The bartenders literally were trying to kill people. Laura had some fruity dreamsicle drink and they tipped the bottle of rum and looked away and kept pouring. It was easily 6 shots in it.
mellow mushroom is moving into dutch'shttp://www.mellowmushroom.com/
i like the cleveland announcers take on this infield doublehttp://deadspin.com/5906946/alejand...-infield-pop+up
The thought of bookers makes me want to hurl
Bookers is still one of the best tasting bourbons put there. Just a little strong.
What is with the Burkets and their obsession with jumping in the river?
I was drunk at the waterfront mocking Chris and the jumping in the river experience.
I thought junior seau had already died before today
he drove himself off a cliff last year "asleep at the wheel".
Phil, do you know any websites that I can stream the Rangers/Capitals game?
Junior Seau found dead.http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7...or-seau-dies-43
So I'm in Nashville and had no idea the predators had a home game tonight. Pissed I didn't find out before I went out
late to the party, but I believe on nbcsports.com you can stream the games
Phil, have any suggestions on places to catch the Predators game while we're in Louisville tomorrow?
Looks like UK is scared to play IU?http://www.wdrb.com/story/18103562/iu
Some interesting stuff in here from reddit.The save icon is a floppy disk and everyone still understands the "roll down the windows" gesture. What are other things that refer to obsolete practices, yet still understood today?http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...everyone_still/
we've actually had good luck with old chicago playing the games. We got our buddy at spring street to turn them on too. Anyone brave enough to go out tomorrow?
i like this kid's style on announcing his school:http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab...-211044886.html
I think the term fuck it is used when I make most my decisions.
Like just now I was thirsty so I said fuck it, I'm gonna get drunk.
big cup of bookers does sound good
Bookers big gulp is my new drink of choice.
Bookers is the devil
There may need to be a distinction at this point:"I'm thirsty"Fuck it, I'm gonna get drunk = several beers or some delicious Buffalo TraceFuck it, I'm gonna get thunderdome and jump in the river = Bookers
got an exacta box going on Awesome Life and Lord Tarzan in the second race. Let's DO THIS!
dude calling these races online sucks
Jacksonville 3rd-Round Pick Punter Bryan Anger: 'I Will Punt The Jaguars To Greatness'http://www.theonion.com/articles/ja...ger-i-wi,28088/
hail during the oaks should prove interesting
I'm interested to find out what creative things infield guests will do with hail stones.
i was thinking a port a potty would provide decent shelter, but fuck that could get loud
Fuck the police!
Phil and i won derby night
What did you win?
We won a stupid good time
plus we got plenty of exercise, and helped out in the community
DadBoner: Really hurtin' today. If you're not, you probably didn't do your job for the USA & Mexican relations, you guys.
I'm sure if we all post the drunk texts we received from Phil and Joe on Saturday night, we could pull together a good chunk of the story. Here's my contribution: Phil, May 6, 1:31 am - we wear caps and sleeves in this league.
With the picture of them in the button up shirt with cut-off sleeves at Drake's. Keepin' it classy.
All I know is that I'm getting too old for this shit. In Miami this weekend for a course and had about 4 hours sleep between the 2 nights I was there. I did my part to try and keep up the USA & Mexican relations.
You've got to love those holidays (Cinco de Mayo and St. Pattys day) where no matter what ethnicity you are everyone finds a reason to celebrate.
my text failed to include the picture.Joe and I put some mileage in. Roughly a half mile of walking in St. Regis, 2.2 all the way to Joe's. Then another 2 miles round trip to Spinelli's and back. Along the way we helped the police with a disabled car and we just overall good citizens.
Man urinated on 4th St., struck police horse in the neckhttp://www.whas11.com/news/Police-M...-150461505.html
Basically Phil and I achieved successful level of drunkenness for about 12 solid hours but were not super sloppy drunk. Just drunk enough to be a little stupid.
Karl Welzein @DadBonerMan, what a weekend. Really draggin', but it was worth it. For Mexicans, Bob Seger, the USA, everyone really. Such a blast.
the blonde in this photo looks quite familiar:http://deadspin.com/5908302/patrick...start/gallery/3
Looks like a younger hotter kmac
i like this The Onion headlinehttp://www.theonion.com/articles/co...ce-harpe,28127/
joe, you in for watching u of l baseball on Saturday? Pat is doing this:I have planned a party for George at the UofL baseball game on Saturday. UofL Baseball will be playing St. John's on Saturday morning at 11:30. I will be out in front of the stadium at 11 am to meet everybody. THERE IS NO CHARGE TO GET INTO THE GAME! Don't bring a gift! Bring the family.Have fun...The game starts at 11:30 and is televised by ESPN U.We will have pizza, cupcakes, cake, popcorn and a visit by Louie The Cardinal Bird! Stay 10 minutes or stay the whole game!Churchill downs will be running that day and that is just across the street.
Not a bad idea
Bette not be air louie
5 weeks and counting.....
who are you?
i can't be sure, but I think dude in the yellow bunny hopped cavendish http://deadspin.com/5908604/massive...eys-whereabouts
For sure... nice bunny hop.
Josh Hamilton is a badass.
I want to go out drinking with that dude. Bet that would make for a badass night.
beastie boy tribute at the airporthttp://i.imgur.com/OIRe2.jpg
nice hustle on this foul ballhttp://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?c...colmlb_sdnmlb_1
this soccer kick pass in the Finland Swiss hockey game is pretty awesome, but the announcer's voice is AMAZING. I didn't even realize he was speaking english at firsthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ggc...etailpage#t=79s
Mark Titus interviews greg odenhttp://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...-plagued-career
another great the onion headlinehttp://www.theonion.com/articles/ti...fastball,28134/
Karl Welzein @DadBonerThink I figured out what Dave's "date towel" that I used to dry off after the shower is for. Pretty upset. Gonna bury it deep, deep down.
follow up:Karl Welzein @DadBonerIf you can't escape a harsh reality, it's best to just create another one, preferably in a universe where you drink trunk liquor at work.
potential team name for tomorrow:"Now that obama has ruined the sanctity of marriage, any of you hot married chicks wanna bang?"
this house is for sale near me. behind clifton pizza, 1 bedroom, 1 bath. $395,000https://picasaweb.google.com/112329...18/1968PayneSt#
Does it come with the indoor swimming pool and loft?
yep yep. apparently it is owned by a big time swim coach here in louisville
Its cool, except for the rest of the house is kind of a dump. The kitchen is in poor shape. Not that you are a cook or anything.
I wonder if you could in anyways make it profitable.
Rob Ryan Shows Off His Vanhttp://www.dallascowboys.com/multim...41170B86F01A84B
the photo that accompanies this article makes me brain hurthttp://www.seattlepi.com/news/artic...pia-3546738.php
I was just a small part of Joe and Phil's Derby Adventure. I still don't know whose house that was.http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/1...gw8d9jl8fA2.jpg
truer words have never been spoken:http://i.imgur.com/Me8fA.png
if anyone is looking to marry a virgin, here you go:http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sidesho...-195206620.html
first world problem posted to reddit today: "A commercial about starving children came on during dinner and I had to get chicken grease on my remote."
FreddieFW is making a web series callede Video Game HS. http://www.rocketjump.com/?video=vghs-episode-1
Decent list of songshttp://health.yahoo.net/articles/fi...ongs-all-time#0
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|HomeKuric with the graduation proposal.
Prince Fielder Urges Rookie To Choke Up On Burritohttp://www.theonion.com/articles/pr...-burrito,28159/
a request from gamestop for mother's dayhttp://i.imgur.com/FxosB.png
glad to see someone made an animated GIF of thunder dan catching the ground rule double:http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1115090/dan.gif
so michael porter is apparently a child rapist...
[lynnie]but did she look 15?[/lynnie]
this t-shirt should only be reserved for the most special of times:http://imgur.com/ZeNZX
Six counts of sodomy? Is that 5 fingers and his Wildcat tongue?
i learned something new today, i was not aware that oral is considered sodomy in a court of law. not sure how this newfound knowledge will benefit me ever in my life, but it's good to know
the chick-fil-a raphttp://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...;v=8aDdlsYk4Nk#!
So my mom received a collect call from louisville corrections center. She didn't accept the charges and immediately called me to see if I was in jail. They have called backed 4 times and she still won't accept. Really curious who it is.
Karen Sypher still thinks Joe lives at home?
Karl Welzein @DadBonerNowadays, you can't even bend over for a second in this country without some rich corncob tryin' to push his problems in your backdoor.
apparently they cut DadBoner's pay. This was his last post last night:Karl Welzein @DadBonerHeadin to Cold One City, where the unemployment rate is 0% and everybody makes 12 ounces a bottle. Fair Wages & Freedom for the Workin Man.Truer words have never been spoken
scotty wiegandt getting some love in the courier:http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...ews|text|Sports
top 10 stupid things karl pilkingtonshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hol4h0liWWY
Karl Welzein @DadBonerReally hurtin' today, you guys. If your job treats you like garbage, you might as well be hungover. I save "feelin' good" for my days off.
dynamite drop in
wiegandt once told me I looked like Benny Agbayani. I guess I've always been fat.
this boxing coach is amazinghttp://deadspin.com/5911163/meet-th...all-street-guys
Will Rhyme's told the trainers he was batman when he came to after faintinghttp://tampabay.rays.mlb.com/news/a..._tb&c_id=tb
I still can't believe Stephen strasburg got icy hot on his junk. Lame excuse for a bad outing.
Ex St. Matthews baseball players. Moose the umpire died. I have a feeling Virgil has been dead for years.
http://search.yahoo.com/r/_ylt=A0oG...3fv=xegX7nVu47kSkip to 10:30 in. Give us black dick and we fear nothing. Cartoons these days!
The Courier's headline of "(((((MAYBE)))) Live at 10 a.m. | Mayor meets with community leaders" makes me chuckle for some reason.
from card chronicle, news anchor fails:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n2n...layer_embedded#!
So my drunk uncle was telling a story last night about this guy who had his pinkie cut off by ninjas. After further investigation he lost his pinkie getting robbed at gun point running away jumping down a staircase. It got caught on the railing and was ripped off. My uncle swearing it was ninjas in a drug related issue was a much better version.
Gotta know...which uncle?
Marty was talking about ninjas.
Kickball is hard. I really plan to make our lineup revolve Round Enrique, Fernando and Jose. Somehow our va kickball team was speaking Spanish around the infield. Our weakness was playing with 7 players. We will score next game.
At least you have hope. A couple of guys from our newly assembled rec basketball team got together with myself and hit the park courts. Getting beat by teenagers will put your "in-shape" status into question quickly. I blame 2 things: playing in the afternoon in 90-degree heat and running full court with only 3 players. It certainly had nothing to do with our inability to make wide open layups.
Rec league basketball I gave up on.
Barstool sports commenters understand the Tuscan mule. " i would do things that would probably make you cringe. If it involved WD40 and mac&cheese..."
off work today?
http://msn.foxsports.com/olympics/w...-session-052112Note to self, don't get drunk and try to max out on bench. Apparently, that's a bad idea. Who would have thought?
the crazy bitch from the shootings has an amazing name: "Cheetara Goldsmith"
heard some rumors that Bellarmine is putting together a club hockey team
News today announced the bellarmine swim coach.
well, the rumor was Alpine was hosting a new team. Maybe they are building a swim facility
Bellarmine is starting a swimming team?
Cheetara? Wasn't that a name of one of the Thundercats?
someone in the CJ comments pointed that out. I almost signed up for facebook just to like it.what a fantastic name
Cheetara was the Thundercats Ho.Badump-bump.
I wish I knew how to short stocks. I looked into shorting facebook but I didn't understand what the hell was going on when I started reading about it. I'm not sure if you can even short IPOs
Phil, I was looking to buy options (put) on FB as well but since it didnt do so well on the IPO day it seems like kind of a wash. I was hoping it would balloon to something sick the first day and then I could buy a 3-4 month put. This article explains it pretty well...looks like May 29th is going to be your dayhttp://www.call-options.com/facebook-options.html
3 outfielders in softball is horrible. After a few innings of that and going first to 3rd on a single makes my hammy/quad feel like it is going to pop.
Not sure if this is old or not, but Kyrie Erving gets disguised as an old man and hustles the playground.http://www.break.com/index/hustler-...he-year-2328731
did a UK fan just admit a Duke player exists?
Kyrie Erving doesn't play for Duke.
But he did
you could've shorted it right out of the gate once it went live, everyone knew it was overpriced, dropped like 10% already or something
Trinity v. Waggener at waggener at 5:30. Winner to face ballard in the district final.
Facebook dove again this mornign:http://www.cnbc.com/id/47518817and waggener i'm sure doesn't have a shot in hell of winning that game
poop salary. the app
2cello covers hurthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdwQ...ure=uploademail
forgot the poop app link. I know people were worried
slinky on a treadmillhttp://kottke.org/12/05/epic-video-...-on-a-treadmill
this woman has been sitting behind the coyotes bench for what seems like the whole stanley cup. people are morning the loss of phoenix. someone declared it "because it's d-cup": http://i.imgur.com/5r71q.jpg
and puck daddyhttp://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-p...-125258986.html
Karl Welzein @DadBonerShows good manners to wear dark shades in the summer. It's rude to stare at a babe's chest beefers if she knows you're doin' it, you guys.
cards against humanity is back in stock at amazon today. they also did some studies on the most popular cards combinations:http://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/science/
40 things that will make you feel old. http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/thin...ke-you-feel-oldtypically I don't like these, but the first one made me go "daaamn". mostly because I'm a dork
gayer: watching newsies at work, or hearing music from someone's office and knowing they are watching newsies at work?
Check that - even more gay is quoting a line from the song over messenger
Karl Welzein @DadBonerSo pumped. Can't sit still at work. Just wanna party so hard for the troops, vetrens, America, Guy Fieri. Everyone, really. Memorial day is important. It's not some blow it off, sit on your butt holiday like Thanksgiving. You gotta get out there and kick some ass. The troops didn't give their lives for people to "take it easy" like a sack of trash. They did it for all to run free in Cold One City, USA.
I love DadBonerKarl Welzein @DadBonerPicked up this bad boy for Sunday. So badass, meaningful, AND shows respect. Cuttin' off the sleeves. http://www.kohls.com/kohlsStore/men...Through+Tee.jspCan't believe we don't have half days today and tomorrow. When are we supposed to prepare? I got dips and crap to make. So disrespectful. If I was in charge, we'd get a whole week off for Memorial Day. It'd be Memorial WEEK. Why? 'Cause people DIED for us, that's why. Thanksgiving is Thursday-Sunday. FOUR days for something so long ago, no one is sure what really happened. Dead USA soldiers? 3. It's wrong. Might get a petition goin' for us to have the day off tomorrow. Really get in everyone's face. Force 'em to sign. It's for freedom.
Who needs a fishing pole to catch a marlin? Not this guy.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ly0DTSEDD0
dude's a badass
awesome streaker photohttp://l.yimg.com/j/assets/ipt/stre..._MOD_052412.jpg
Karl Welzein @DadBonerWent home last night and drank a 12 pack of those High Lifes for the vetrens. Gotta due my part for the red white & blue. Drinkin' High Lifes for the vetrens is the ultimate sacrifice. Really hurtin' today. Been blowin' up the john like WWII. Nothin' is free in this world. You might save money on value beer like High Life. But the next day, you'll be payin' out the ass.Goin' to take a snooze in the john. AND I'm bringin' Cheetos. Nothin' says freedom like sittin' on the toilet, eatin' Cheetos, you guys.
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/201...tom-of-the-9th/shortest OF fence in baseball?
Is it now a natty sci holiday? Today is brody's b-day?
Pretty cool still of that catch that Joe postedhttp://thebiglead.fantasysportsven....ick-salberg.jpg
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/201...rty-drink-beer/I want to party with these guys.
Happy Brody's Birthday all!Officially celebrating 12 years of destroying my liver."I keep drinking, but my glass is always full." - Words to live by.
adrian and I just ran 5k. I think he may beat me in a 5k, but I will smoke him in the first mile. Adrian likes to run steady miles of the same speed. I like to get progressively slower each mile.
I just checked, our first mile was 7:25.
that was stupid of us
No, stupid is running the first mile under 5 minutes - right Phil?
For my conditioning level and Adrians speed 7:25 might as well be a 4:30 mile. Back in the day the 5 minute first mile seemed about right. 5 for the first, 6 for the second and 7 for the 3rd. 18:00 flat.
So Laura just told me about someone who is 19 that could get into the farm because the keypad combination contained a pound sign and she didn't know what that was. When described to her she only recognized it as a hash tag.
Dude, someone in my neighborhood owns a McLaren MP4-12C. It's fucking badass. Also, MSRP $229,999 for the standard model.http://jalopnik.com/5764469/how-muc...en-mp4+12c-costhttp://www.mclarenautomotive.com/uk...x#/p11/explore/
Anyone else working tomorrow? Fucking anti-american catholics in NOLA. They give us Good Friday and Mardis Gras off, but we can't get a day to support our troops.
Is it sad that I had to ask Joanna what a hashtag is?
I feel I should work in support of our troops tomorrow.
http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...lemson/related/so this recruiting video probably will get this kid on any team, unless the coach is a complete jackass
They need to nut up and give him a scholly
Don't waste the scholly, he has the gi bill.
Dude on the bus keeps biting his finget nails then smelling his fingers. He won't fucking stop.
Karl Welzein @DadBonerReally hurtin' today. Coulda used an extra day off to rest up. Work doesn't understand how productivity works. I like to be at 100%.
someone is watching a cricket match in the background during my conference call
The police photo says it all reallyhttp://www.wdrb.com/story/18647764/...g-in-louisville
so i was complaining of my cubicle smelling like cat pee to only overhear my cubicle neighbor calling a plumber because her shower doesnt work.
anyone doing thirsty thursday tonight?
i find this hilarious:http://gizmodo.com/5914534/the-most...y-just-happened
louisville missed connectionhttp://louisville.craigslist.org/mi...3047355759.html
I was thinking about it until I read the weather forecast.
How To Fold A Fajita Without Looking Like Some Sort Of Dumbasshttp://deadspin.com/5914256/how-to-...sort-of-dumbass
Drinking beer and watching baseball at 7 at my house. UL on espnu. Join me.
So I got a phantom fireworks catalog inthe mail, and with the realization it's now June, seems like we need to be planning a fireworks run soon
Adrian and i were planning a budget last weekend. All depends on how many people are pitching in. Laura and I are planning to cut back on food. The food truck idea didn't pan out. No hot food so no cooking. Low maintenance this year.
so i was folding laundry and it appears I may have gone a couple weeks without wearing a single shirt with sleeves outside of work.
I like the Phantom fireworks coupon buy one get one free. I am dying to light off the fifty again.
more life lessons from dadboner:Karl Welzein @DadBonerReally hurtin'. Got a case of Miller Lite (on sale) last night. Cans are made for shotgunnin'! You get to the best part fast; the bottom. Miller Lite says their new can is for smoothness. They can't say "shotgunnin'?" C'mon, we're all adults here. I call 'em Miller 12 Gauges. When a brand of cold ones comes out with somethin that makes you drink 'em double fast, it's 'cause they don't want you to notice it's crap. Miller Lite is only ok for real men to drink in the privacy of their own home, and as fast as possible, you guys.Miller Lite 12 Gauges: "Just shotgun our girl beer in ya as fast as possible so you can drink more than the dozen it takes to feel boozed."
I got all those phantom coupons too so whenever you wanna take a field trip. I don't care about the food as much, my interests lie in the blowing up of shit, not the eating of it
Weekend of the 16thor the 29th. Out of town the 22nd.
in for either. budget is whatever it takes
So the 4 of us are back in. Is Jerome in this year? I will speak to the platts. I will also hit up laura's friend with the go karts that is still bragging about last years show.
save savvy shoppers and such too. coupons in those
I am trying to find an alien spaceship so we can light it on fire
jerome and I are headed through tennessee and they've got fireworks galore. sadly we are too retarded to know what's a good price so value shopping is impossible
jerome and I are in atlanta. Apparently there is some sort of vending machine issue where they aren't restocking them. What is bizarre is that only the candy bars are out. There are plenty of chips and the such. Current hypothesis: people in Georgia LOVE chocolate and HATE chips
i got nostalgic todayhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-f3Fw-yWiwone month...
shitmydadsays: "We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
Falls city Clydesdale intrainng: Radio flyer with keg and falls city bottles pulled by miniature pony with a border collie instead of a Dalmatian. Best 4th of July parade idea ever.
Mom on facebook on 4th of July:Rosie:You all make me laugh. What else can a mother say.5 minutes ago · Like
So I have permission to begin training the miniature pony.
Joe: Douglas, I have the all clear to attempt to train the mini pony. Allegedly it is a kicker. How hard can a mini pony kick?Rosie: I thought you were having a horse, not a mini pony?Joe: Can't we have both? You want a donkey, we can have that too?
So I liked the consistency of the 2010 fireworks, but 2011 quantity and length was better. This year I want a 2:30 video with better consistency of the fireworks. I think we can time it better.
I like the spaceship idea, but zombie apocalypse is current events. What are we blowing up this year?
5 days in Chicago with all of the world's top oncologists and the consensus is: CANCER SUCKS! FUCK YOU CANCER!Seriously... virologists have it easy. You think the flu and HIV mutate away from drugs at a rapid rate - you are rookies compared to lung cancer and melanoma. This shit is the devil incarnate.When doctors get stoked about increasing life expectancy by 3 months with a new drug, you know you are working in the trenches.
tell us how you really feel
Oh... and back to the topic at hand.The Schweitzers are in for the 4th! Financial contributions to the St. Matthews Blitzkrieg will be forthcoming.
pat feels he can get fireworks wholesale
Not holding my breath waiting for the wholesale fireworks.
nothing better to do at 3am than post on the sci huh?
jerome's GPS just told him to "drive straight"
I couldn't sleep
https://www.bigfireworks.com/ecouponregister.aspxregister and it gave me 50% off 1 item and a free 200 gram repeater
it didnt want to work when i hit print coupon so I just printed the images or the entire page.
it recognizes duplicate emails
I don't know how it is supposed to print, but I will fight them to take them.
Celtics thunder final sounds horrible.
So we need to plan out the minimum fireworks needed to successfully pull this off. I thinking 6 boxes of pro shells. The 4 of us each buy 1 with half off coupons then we have additional coupons from other accounts and we go back and buy 2 more later.We need cheap artillery shells for filler. Those come from the place Adrian tried to rip off 2 years ago. Roman candles, assorted sizes.Black cats or other varied firecrackers.This leaves repeaters. This will blow our budget. Phantom was our success last year. Good coupons not received yet for buy 1 get bunches free. The top stuff I find essential. Let's get all that and blow the rest of our money on repeaters to perfect the show. Adrian, what ^do you think is the minimum # of repeTers of varying grams?Food I am thinking will be assorted lunch meats and bread and cheese. Everyone bring sides. Grill will be lit for lunch only. Minimal effort on food, max effort on blowing shit up and mini ponies.
No new year's, no 4th...it's not quite the same living out of town.
6 boxes of pro shells just made me smile.
i like your propensity to plan, my idea was to go just buy as much as we can fit in the car.
I will start drawing something up for a finale and will start estimating repeaters. I would like at least 10 500 grams, a fifty shot of pros (better timed of course). 10 shot of pros. And several smaller repeaters. I can't wait to set off the fifty again.
Jess is looking into buying two cardboard zombies. Should be fun
i think we need the missile launchers again, those huge things we shot osama with, i enjoyed those
joe and I discussed maybe using google docs to come up with a shopping list because hopefully he can edit them from work: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet...QXdLQWZXcVotUWcplus it looks like important business stuff
i just went ahead and printed four copies of the coupon page
this chemical element beer glass is on sale at thinkgeek:http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice...Featured_2_e5b7
nice picture of Louisville from Iriquios Parkhttp://www.reddit.com/r/Louisville/...oquois_park_oc/
Wreck-It Ralph Trailerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHDQ...eature=youtu.beSold when Dr. Robotnik was in the support group
I hate getting hit by cars. Fucking idiots.
Crossing Breckinridge at Breckinridge inn on bike. Get walk sign cross in crosswalk and car turns into me and clips me and instead of braking guns it. didn't get me good enough to ^do anything but pissed me the fuck off. And yes, the guy had an already wrecked car and was wearing a wife beater.
Greg mentioned buying his own fireworks this year. He said he was going to buy "those big boxes that shoot off 24 fireworks with one light." I hope the Martinez family is around and bring fireworks too. They weren't around last year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2yb4zR2cYMRead the 3 little pigs to Henry last night and brought back memories from grade school. Awesomely bad song.
Did mall St Matthews have a movie theater or just oxmoor?
http://deadspin.com/5916342/the-mia...oughout-historyThe video mademe laugh.
Joe - there is hope.http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/wonder...e-1686247.story
REason for divorce was lack of a math degree.
reddit's list of top life tipshttp://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...ile_all_of_the/
I liked #38....don't be a dick
ok, so the story with Pat is this - his buddy has a fireworks distributor license. Down near Paducah there is a wholesale distributor. Pat was saying it was more or less 80% off retail. The example he gave was he saw a $90 case of mortars being $15
i use #39 on a regular basis
ok, my current firework purchasing plan.sometime next week Pat and I will head down to the wholesaler. I'll be looking to buy 100-120 pro-shells and 20-30 repeaters depending on the cost. Right now I'm told I should be able to get them at roughly 80% off. Pat said an $80 of "mortars" cost about $15. Repeaters I'm hoping will be around the same cost.What's the max I should spend per item that we could do equal or better in Louisville if we can get some Phantom coupons again?
I'm not sure what this coupon even means:http://www.fireworks.com/pages/gas-coupon/
philco...need to make sure that the mortar shells you get are the good canister shells such as pro shells. You can get the cheap round shells if they are a good deal. We always need filler leading up to the finale
i am curious on how much the repeaters are. A typical 500 gram repeater in indiana runs between 75-115
FYI...I would prefer ProShells but if your wholesaler doesn't have them, you can look into excal's or something like that.In my opinion Pro's and Excals are the best but if you can find descent canisters for cheap i say get them.
Someone auto-tuned Mr. Rogershttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM
basically if you spend 150 bucks, bring a gas receipt and you get 60 bucks off. that's a pretty good illustration of how ridiculously marked up fireworks are if they're willing to give you sixty bucks off for filling up your tank
exactly, which is why I'm anticipating cheap prices at the wholeseller. Pat is an Excalibur man, but I'll look for proshells. What pricing should we be hoping for on those bad boys?
A box of 24 pros/excals go for about 80 bucks in Indiana. Last year we used the buy one get one free so they came out to about 40 bucks a case. I am not sure what our coupons are like for this year. But anything 40 or less i say is a good deal.
ok, so I'm more or less going for about $1.60 per shell for pros/excals. I assume they are in cases of 24 there too, but still.So, let's assume they are $15-$20 per 24....how many do I buy?
I was going to say 6 -24 packs.That is the 50 once and the 10 shooter 9 times. While we load those we blow up the cheap shells out of their individual canisters. Those are the boxes with 6 or 8 balls per box. We can still go get those in Indiana along with roman candles and firecrackers and sparklers for the fun of going to Indiana.
Or we shoot 2 pro shells off by itself. then 3 up to 9. That is 44 shells in 8 launches. Then we have 100 shells left to ^do the 50 once and the 10 five times.
The 50 will be launched once and will be accompanied by the 10 also.
when reading joe's posts all I could think of was this:http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/u...me-original.jpg
So not having the sci causes me to send my thoughts through text bugging you people all day and you all can tell by the quantity I have been bored and thinking deeply about this.
20 bucks a box of 24 would be an insane deal
More then 144 pro shells is getting greedy and I think our audience would start to get bored.
Holy shit I forgot about the water balloon catapult! Who is in to help build this fucker this month?
You shut your mouth, besides they're for our enjoyment as well
my priorities in life just changed
http://www.stormthecastle.com/catap...-catapult-1.htmso the bottom picture launched about 150 feet. we need to get 200. I may take some scrap wood and build a beginners model to see how this works.
Anyone have a big ass drill bit? Need it for the catapult.
i have a drill bit set, not sure how big you need but i should have it
i think it is hilarious that there was a syrup spill on buttermilk parkwayhttp://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|HomeSounds like something from a richard scary book
some girl absolutely destroyed some dude trying to cheat on his wife live on twitterhttp://ohno-polio.tumblr.com/post/24599718126
I'll Have Another backs out of Belmont - disappointing!
working on pricing. right now I know I can get 4 of these about $125http://newenglandfireworks.com/inde...;product_id=375
4 cases of repeater $64252 shot repeater $43
Greg is donating towards wholesale if we pull it off. Otherwise he said he will get his own.
I personally think greg is being a a little bitch. I look forward to meet him on the battlefield at Glouchester
Phil that is a good deal on the shells and repeaters
Yes, Greg will concede. I don't think he is accepting a challenge. I think he just wants something to ^do.
He can bring the keg!
A keg may last us a year these days.
I don't know how married with children got away with Kelly bundy's boobs half the time. It's a 1991 episOde.
16 inch wicks pizza destroyed by me Laura and her friend Ashley. The way I feel I assume I ate most of it.
I still watch married reruns every morning, I don't know they got away with a lot of shit
What to ^do drunk at 2 on a Saturday?
How much money to put ms platt down in the Lourdes dunking booth this evening? If I keep drinking 30 Bucks. If I sober up maybe 5.
I missed clipping the bike shoe a couple times. I may piss blood later. Beer may help that.
Brock, I don't know how you do research for a living. Trying to do one project this year has made me want to jab a pencil in my eye. Of course, it doesn't help that the data collection here has been shit for years and I'm missing a bunch of shit. And I've waited until 2 weeks before it's due to really start working on it.Fuck research.
When is it due? I will be there in2 weeks. Granted I have a math degree but you are smarter than me in math.
I just drunkenly saw a clock say 4:40 and though I needed to catch a tarc bus. Fuck.
I want this but fireworks.http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=J6LVLdTyfTY
Bellarmine guys, we just got Brian Guinn blow up St Matthews facebook confirmation. That is a Baxter ave throw back.
Yes I resorted to facebook invites.
So the bar for 4th has been set high. We cannot dissapoint.
I might even show up for the 4th. Crazy.
As crazy as the possibility that I will drive up from Nashville for 1 day for the festivities.
Friday marks the end of my pharmacy school didactic portion. Starting in July I will just have rotations and MBA classes left.
Passing out drunk with a beer in your hand and spilling it on a laptop is a bad idea.
Karl Welzein @DadBonerGuess I slept in my car last night. Don't remember. Just figured 'cause I woke up there.
good article on grantland about the pacquiao / bradly fighthttp://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...othy-bradley-jr
Therapeutics is done!
Wes, you found the cure for all disease and ailments! Well done, sir!Chris, the key to research is taking that frustration on something else - for example, I would jab things into the eyes of my experimental mice. However, since I now do research on cancer patients, that advice may not be as applicable.I was reminded by a situation we are having with our flexible spending account: They deducted 20X the normal amount on the last paycheck for no good reason, so we have to request a refund. I consider this theft - like Superman III or Office Space, someone's hack to scam pennies from the FSA went haywire. Of course, its taking them some time to refund our money, so I've instructed Michelle to inform the representative that men with tire irons will be visiting his office to collect our money.To the reminder: That bastard running the pick'em pool never gave me my money! Granted, its only $27 or $30 or something, but come on. ROAR!
i hacked the shit out of the courier's site. I added this rule to my ad blocker and it now doesn't require me to log in:http://www.courier-journal.com/*.js
So I think I may have drank myself stupid Saturday. Since Saturday I have spilled 2 more drinks, I dropped my phone on the driveway an hour ago and I just dropped sunglasses in the toilet. This morning I cut my finger open on the shower door. Let's see how it affects my softball game.
loved the kickball video on deadspin http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...;v=3QZeXJ1iEB4#!
brock, someone on reddit posted this:I've been playing the same game of Civilization II for almost 10 years. This is the result.http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comm...ivilization_ii/
someone sent me a text that says "catch up with u 4 a few dollars"
dude in the fucking atlantic wrote up the Civ II reddit posthttp://www.theatlantic.com/technolo...zI02K34.twitter
Damnit Phil, now I want to play Civilization. I played that game far too much in the evenings while in grad school. It may have single-handedly caused me to take an extra year to finish my dissertation.
got an email powder keg fireworks advertising their buy 1 get 2 and buy 1 get 3 specials
Pat get the price list for fireworks yet?
Douglas, I have a feeling that the buy 1 get 3 free stuff they are advertising are probably sparklers and snakes.
probably, just throwing it out there, if we can get enough of this wholesale stuff hopefully it will be irrelevant
the Civ II thing made yahoo:http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugge...-182343243.html
for some reason, my condo association thought that 7am until noon was probably the best time to kill off the water in the building to do some maintenance.
i can't open that for some reason
well fuck. it have an error or anything?
pizza vending machinehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...p;v=j7_lxiU8eLMvoice over freaks me out though
joe emailed it to me...what do the numbers next to the descriptions mean? where it says like 4/1...
4 / 1 means the case you are buying has 4 items in quantiy of 1 I think. What is odd is that some of them are backwards. Like the shells are listed as 24 / 4. I think that should be 4 / 24 which would be 4 cases that each contain 24 items.
so if i'm reading that right, a lot of those repeaters are like 3/1 or 4/1, so basically you're getting 4 for the price that's listed on the right, which makes me happy. a lot of the 200 gram repeaters are like 12 or 24/1, so that could be a lot of good filler or in addition to the 10 or 50 shots
are we road tripping it to this warehouse by the way? it looks like it's about an hour and a half away
exactly. with the exception of how they jacked up the shells - I think those are written backwards.So there would be no road trip. We have to place our order. Either we get freight shipping or we pick it up at a warehouse. So we need to start figuring out what the order looks like
Is there a minimum order amount?
BUT we are going in with multiple people. We'll easily reach $850
With those prices if looks like we will have a big order. I will spec out an order when I get back to Louisville on Monday. I am thinking at least 10 500 gram for part of the finale.
problem with that is we might go on Saturday. What are your basic guidelines on what we should be looking for?The youtube has a lot of videos on these products too. here's an unboxing of the exterminator (from a dude who bought it from the same place we are going, actually): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qd4R0MnkIQ
when I saw Blanco's catch to preserve the perfect game, this is what immediately came to mind:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bejVHszCIDo
Cbssports channel showing a youth baseball tourney called the Omaha slump buster. That just sound super dirty.
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-co...e?redirect=trueColbert on dressage.
Went through the list of fireworks and i picked out a heck of an assortment. Feel free to evaluate and modify accordingly. 3 inch high tower 9 shot (wil be badass)500 GramsThuglife 30 shot (500 gram)the prankster 16 shotSaturn missiles 750 shot color (Must have)Ninjas of the nightMission to mars 30 shotIonic Storm 30 ShotKey Largo 16 shotTowering InfernoShowtime / fantastic display #2 9 shot200 GramsTitanium BeastShining ArmorNight TerrorsKiller AlligatorExterms Canisters (case)Pick up any case of fountains
did you calculate the price on all that?
No. I figure it will be way over. I just wanted to include an assortment of goodies to pick and choose from. Def don't want to go way over the 850.00 dollars.
Agree with that list.
my phone went retarded. also include the 4x24 60g shells too?
We still getting proshells?
if we want, i figure I can split a case with pat and get two of these exterminators, and then get pro shells. based on the internet pro shells are a bit higher quality
Is pat getting fireworks for our house too or is he doing separate fireworks party?
good question. we might end up with a shit ton of fireworks.
I am a big fan of pros but if we get the 4 boxes of exterms we should be good.
Birthday pro shells!
Nothing like going to the bank with a check that on the memo line says "blow stuff up.". Thanks for the opportunity Brock.
Done with didactic classes.
Havent heard from Phil. I guess he might be getting raped out in the country "getting fireworks wholesale."
It always creeps me out in the middle of the night figuring out what the dogs are barking at. Definitely chased something out of the yard that made noise I heard. I thought I heard people too. Probably spoiled a robbery attempt.
So ^do we go ahead and stock up this year on fireworks and just go balls out and buy the entire list and not worry about buying next year?
I almost feel like we need to have a meeting or a planning session
Means I am done with pharmacy classes. Just have a year of rotations left.
96 mortar shells enough?
2 boxes of pro shells?
June 30th we do our trip to indiana for shits and giggles. I may need help moving a few things before 4th of July too. The catapult sounds fun but I don't see it getting done..
Phil, confirm that our list to pat gets in. Enjoy the ride.
I want to strap a thousand blackcats onto a zombie.
Can be done
i want to strap some bottle rockets onto the mini pony's tail
reddit handles the important things in life.What wine pairs best with the Taco Bell Crunch Wrap Supreme?http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...co_bell_crunch/
interesting how the matt jones thing is being played. Everything I've heard says he got fired for being a dick to someone down there.
I think driving to Indiana and paying the regular costs might be easier in the long run. We can't seem to get it right.
So is there an order in?
No f'ing clue.
I reached my preparty breaking point. Happens every party. Not excited any more, just thinking why the fuck do I keep doing this shit.
Since I'm out of the minute-to-minute loop, its kind of comical to watch the mood change on here.
We either havent ordered, ordered everything, or not what we ordered. Our requested order was screwed up and might have a comma in it. I think we are on pace to be shutdown in a government raid. Blocked government emails and Phil illegally reselling fireworks are a bad start.
Or a great start
http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-...e-patty-whopperMmmmm.....gluttony. Apparently the japanese love their whoppers
currently on the corner of hite and brownsboro rdhttp://i.imgur.com/icIJH.jpg
http://www.cardchronicle.com/2012/6...-news-and-notesWe got a natty sci internet celebrity
THAT'S MY BOY!
protesters at the columbia VA article for joe:http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/16/u...s-benefits.html
We are awesome
this hurt, but made me laughhttp://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pstzv/
This is hilarious on so many levels.
Check out Pippy Longstocking!http://ll-media.tmz.com/30446-_0000...2_full-480w.jpg
love this cleveland weather manhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vMsRIKKv1w
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