i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
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Without further ado, the coolest set of photo's ever. Well, at least for 2003.
Posted by Phil on April 15th, in the morning | 124 comments
i'm wondering what it would take to pawn off NattySci.com as a sports news site. That way we could get press credentials to the conference usa tournament and the such.My buddies said they were from MSN.com a couple years ago, and got to sit at the freakin' scorers table for the tournament for free.
Phil, where is that picture from?
the link i posted.
Shit, for some reason I thought it was from a Trinity meet. Damn, I have to start sleeping
this italian guy is (errrr, was) hardcore: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3628977.stm
Definitely a badass
bin Laden is dumb, but Europe would make him look smart if they took the deal:http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiap...reut/index.htmlI haven't been able to find specific quotes yet, but someone told me that he wans Europe to attack the U.S. as part of this truce. If you thought Germany swept across Europe fast, imagine an American force. Within 3 days Bush would be napping in the Chateau de Versailles.
Brock, no report has mentioned a Euro attack on America. The point of the proposed truce to drive a wedge between the US and the European nations contributing to the mission in Iraq. Also, where would this American force come from since most of the American army is tied up overseas.
yeah, until russia or china royally freaks out about US taking over europe and also decides they want part of the action. and while they are at it, might as well grab some land in africa. although, on the plus side, we'd get to hear W say nuclear a bunch more.
Yeah Canadahttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3628723.stm
If the war spread to Africa, it would have to start in Congo. At one point there were six different armies fighting there. It is the thunderdome of Africa
THE FORCES OF CONGO!That country rocks in RISK. Thinking of RISK, I'd consider North Africa or Iceland to be the Thunderdome because everyone is fighting across the Atlantic. Ok, I digressed far too much, but the mention of Thunderdomes, armies, and smacking down bin Laden got me all frisky!
About 5 billion dollars worth of that pot were bought by my roomates.
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that trump impersonation is fucking classic! Conan should get the 11:35 slot leno sucks
Speaking of Risk, we haven't played that in a long time. Nor have we played Axis and Allies either.
you haven't played those games for a while because you have a sexlife. (although you're married so how good can it be) poor bastard. Anyway, it brings up a conundrum (a riddle if you will) Does not having sex lead into playing games like: Risk, Axis and Allies, Dungeons & Dragons, Everquest, etc.? OR Do THEY lead to not having sex? that is the question.
Marc brings up an incredibly philosophical point. I have been in both of those situations. When I wasn't getting any, I wanted to play, but because I played sometimes, I missed out on some. How about having sex WHILE playing RISK?!
Hummm let me see...I have had sex before and after those games, however, never during like Brock pointed out. Marc - Here is a thought, perhaps it's not the game you play, perhaps it's you.Giving myself a point for making fun of Marc with a wicked burn.
Woah, wicked burn!
Jay or Marc what time is Doug's wedding Saturday. I think I lost the invitation in my house somewhere.
nice burn. i never played those games never had any interest. also, was without sex for a long time, so mine was just a burn, but still like your comeback burn. i think it's a 1:00 i have to find mine too. also somewhere in the house. not sure because i don't read and don't listen to well either. yes, i was a communications major. eat me.
Sorry Marc it was just too easy though.
You know, I was thinking that Wes will probably be getting a mini-van soon, so that should ease the strain of transport on the Explorer.
Sorry to disappoint you Rommel, however, The Goodloe's (Abby and I) hate mini-vans and Volvo station wagons too. She will be getting the next new car and the mini-van is not an option since I will be paying for it too.
Damn it Worm, it better be a Navigator!
i have yet to decide if i will sleep all weekend or drink all weekend. or drink until i pass out all weekend.
Phil, I think I can speak for the entirety of Natty Sci when I say you will most definitely drink all week.
well, i guess i have no choice then.
There's always a choice.
Yeah, its called Jager or whiskey.
Don't forget my beloved tequila
Yeah we all know that Xota loves the Mexican piss water. I have an idea, we can do n number of rounds again tonight.
So I'm going to go ahead and ask in advance if everyone is just blowing smoke or if they are really coming out tonight. Otherwise, I may as well drink in Cincy. I am making roll-call for testicles, so who is going to step up?
I'll cowboy up, give me a call when you get in. I am sure Xota and/or Drunk Phil will join us.
Marc! I think Kellie has discovered yur password and is now posting under your name....Or maybe your caps lock is just broken...
Guess who just finished a test. One more to go next Friday, so I can't kill off too many brain cells yet. Don't want to thin the herd too early. But n rounds of each person's favorite shot sounds like a helluva an idea tonight. What's the over/under for the value of n tonight? Brock give me a call when you get in.
Oh yeah.I don't mind driving if we go out tonight, but I can only go to WIcks, unless my Driver's License turns up.But, whatever.
mindy, what the hell are you talking about? i see no all typing in caps except for at the very top only of the videos posts.
Actually, the opposite- no caps!Sorry, I'm bored.
The over/under? Never thought of it that way. Does this mean we can place bets on the number we think someone will puke on? Hell of an idea Burket, I guess that's why you're going to be a doctor.
Joke of the day: I'm sure its old, but I got a good laugh out of it.A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk a carton of eggs a quart of orange juice a head of romaine lettuce a 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
Mindy,i don't know marc's password. although if i did, i would have some fun with that. Mindy, Bambi, Joanna, can i please crash at one of your alls house? i really, really don't feel like staying at home with all this christian types. at least the types that are in my household. other ones i've met are cool, just mine aren't. they're all stiff necked about if i don't go to church or if people do this or that. i'm already stressed enough! i just want them to leave me alone! did you guys hear that we couldn't bring any cans into thunder? those cocksuckers from Wisconsin told me that, not sure if it's true or not. let me know! do we need more jager yet? left that and the other half of my parrot drink over at phils last weekend.
Kellie, I practically live at Lynnie's house cause my parent's live the fuck out in the country, and I hate driving 45 minutes each way to and from Louisville!! Sorry though, maybe if you can't find a place to stay you can get so completely blasted that you won't care where you are!!!
Kellie - They are christians not murderers. Deal with it. Why not stay with Marc?
wes, actually thought about that. but he still lives at home like me and i wouldn't want his parents getting weird or anything. the only time i've ever stayed over there is when they are gone and when there was an ice storm i didn't feel comfortable driving in. it doesn't bother me they're christians, i just don't feel like being in my house with that many people.
I've found at least a partial download for the wayne brady thing. Can't find the beginning, but it does have the important parts: http://students.seattleu.edu/connolb/brady.wmv
sorry phil, by I don't have access to Comedy Central or I'd put up the Wayne Brady/Dave Chappelle thing up in it's entirey a while ago.anyway..."now for a little thing I like to call Viewer Mail, Heeeyyy!" (Talk Soup)Actually more like the "Clip of the Week" for a little thing I like to call:VIDEOS OF THE DAYhttp://tinyurl.com/33nvtNOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because i don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be posssible copywright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks.(1) Throw Craps in Vegas - Las Vegas is known for many things: Casinos, $5 buffets, hookers, gay lion-tamers, and organized crime. The Stratosphere places amusement park rides ontop of it's structure that ressembles the Spaceneedle or the CNN Tower. This is a computer-animated video of what the new proposed ride will do. Who has the balls for this? Forget thorwing craps in Vegas. This might make most be throw up and crap their pants in Vegas.(2) Oddball news - Chickenman makes the list. http://www.subservientchicken.com/So does Big Boys and a bunch of moneys.Enjoy
Since I was a little bitch and didn't go out last night, did anything happen or same shit different day?
I made some changes. The only one anyone will probably notice is that you can now search using the search thingy on the left hand bar. It is using google, so until google parses the page it won't show up. So it's about a day behind. But most people have asked for the ability to search through older posts looking for something, and this should get the job done.The other thing that was changed was the long url will now have a elipse in them (...) to show they got shortened. That was just something that bothered me.The final, and perhaps geekiest thing, is that whenever a new post (not a comment) is made, I'm notifying weblogs.com about it. That will hopefully help out our google juice so that NattySci.com moves up in the ranks for searches for Ralph Maccio.
i wanted to come out last night, but marc was complaining of only having an hours worth of sleep the night before. anyone up for any drinking games friday? it's a little ways away, but looking forward to it. don't have any weddings to go to and what not. i've never played one of those drinking games and would be interested in it. a new favorite drink of mine is seagram 7 or however you spell that.jay, your dad's ex girlfriend you saw at the wedding was also my P.E. teacher in middleschool. she recognized me after you all had left and i went up there to get a drink. just thought that was really weird that she'd remember me from that long ago. makes me feel old!
If you want to man up and drink, then we can play some asshole. But if you play, you will have to drink...a lot. I'm talking more than you normally capable of drinking in a week's time.
Did Big JiZay call someone out? Oh and for the record, I felt like shit Saturday. Off the reocord, Nattysci BLOWS, so kiss my ass all you fuckers......and I'm outty
Video request for VJ Marcus Brody!Conan skit with voice-over of Bush answering questions. I heard it was on the day after or next following the speach last week.
more than that one time i drank? that's ok, just make sure i get outside or in the bathroom if i get sick! Fire, fire! Best line ever at a wedding, ("it's a sign") people who were there know what i'm talking about! it was funny as hell.
So how many people heard that comment in the church, do you think? Chris told me about it last night and I believe that is one of the funniest things I have ever heard!!
i think just about everyone heard it. i was trying not to laugh in front of his mom that was there, but it was too hard not too. if we could hear it all the way up in the front, then i'm pretty sure that everyone else could as well. it echoed which was even funnier.i still can't believe i took communion. i thought it was mandatory, they didn't say whether you had to or not. i just figured i had to go up there. the wine was better than some i've tasted at least. the bread was really good. i only knew a few of the songs and prayer things they did as well because i've visited with some of my friends at their catholic church. but i still messed up on most of them. what a day!
oh, working on my website at school for my photography thing. it is http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/kellie40245. not much on it yet, just my name and all, but if anyone has any suggestions on what to put on there, i'd be greatful.
kellie, perhaps you should tell your family. First Communion usually will net an individual at least $200 bucks from grandparents alone. All you need is a crappy gold book to carry around, and you'll be set.Oh, and your website actually manages to crash IE...
You took communion at a Catholic ceremony and you weren't Catholic!?!?You are going to burn! Enjoy hell with those people who eat meat on Fridays!
Actually, I think her main concern would be after eating Jesus's body and blood, that zombie jesus will rise back to life in her belly and karate kick a hole right through her gut to crawl out. Which is followed by, of course, Jesus eating your brains.At least that's what is fortold in revelations.
adrian, i went to check out the Becker Law Office page to see if it was still hacked, but I couldn't find the damn thing. It's buried as link #23 for "Becker Law Office", even though that's the title of your page.I normally wouldn't care, but the fact that it points towards an 85k document that is being used to drive hits to the website, and yet you still can't find the damn thing makes me laugh.Btw, the Wall Street Journal says that some law firms are paying up to $90 bucks per click through ad on google or yahoo for keywords like mesothelioma. So theoretically, you can stick a 90 dollar bill to a person injury lawyer by typing mesothelioma into google, and clicking on the ads. Have fun!http://framehosting.dowjonesnews.co...0005&Take=1
In modern Catholic policy, non-Catholics taking communion are subject to one of the following1. Forced participation in a re-enactment of the Spanish Inquisition2. A fight to the death versus Mel Gibson in the Vatican Thunderdome3. finally, a eighteen hour semester of nothing but Father Zoeller coursespick your poision
MASTER-BLASTER!
We can't forget the 4th trail of non-Catholic communion:4. The re-enactment of evil re-entering the world following the Great Flood (Ham).
Okay fellas, so did we take 4 or 5 rounds of drinks on Friday. I remember Makers, Jim, and a jagerbomb. Did we take any other shots? Also, what in the hell happened after that? I have no clue how we made it home, what time we made it home, etc. I do vaguely remember hanging with Church on Friday night. Church, how much did I drink at Flanagans?
Don't forget your Tequila shot. However, Adrian only had 3 shots because you drank his jager-bomb before you went over and drank that guy's face and bitch-slapped his girlfriend. ROAR!
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Wes, I don't think you had too terribly much at Flannagans. I think it was a double shot of Woodford and a Jaeger bomb, if I remember right
I researched that baseball gold glove trivia question and Ozzie Smith won 13 straight gold gloves. We were close guys. Oh and Church...Suck Our Greatness! BEATCHHHHHHH
Did you all end up winning? Frickin trivia. Damned team names. By the way, how did the not drinking go last night
We finished 3rd. Just as long as we beat you church it is a moral victory. I didn't drink at all last night and Becca looked hot as always.
Did you get a chance to pay her
good job at trivia you guys! oh, and like i said, i thought that the communion was mandatory, they didn't specify. i just figured it was since it was a wedding. go figure i screwed it up! phil, what do you mean my website crashed IE?
Yes I got to pay her but not I didn't get to slip my hand in her smock this time. Oh well
don't forget all the guys bastardizingly (new word) hitting on our fair Becca. The old guy with his hand on her lower back. The obvious walkby and look-back guy, sitting with church. even adrian was glancing at her a few times. <earmuffs> all you bitches know she's mine.</earmuffs>
yeah, that old guy should have got a beat down
You should have beat him down Adrian, that would have been amusing
what was your all's team name? did you all win any money for beer? i'm looking for good deals on veiw finder four by five cameras and digital cameras that are manual and automatic by nikon or cannon. i'm looking around at a few stores and on the internet, but if anyone else sees any good deals, let me know as well. but like i said, looking around myself as well. people keep breaking our photography equipment down at school and now we only have one or two view finder cameras and only a few digital cameras. so i figured i might as well get my own fucking equipment. it's very stressful when stuff breaks close to the end of the semester when you are trying to pass the review board thing for graduation. i may not go to a (real school) but we get stressed all the same. i hate this school, can't wait to go to a better one for my bachelor degree!
the smart money is on becca having an older boyfriend like old man. It would explain her mysterious trips at least...
Adrian - How did you retards miss the Wizard of Oz? Yes, growing up in our house you should be shot for that.And always remember, the Quiz said "Al your the freaking man" before tipping his hat to dad.
The Question was name one of the two people who won 16 gold gloves. We guessed Ozzie Smith and it was wrong
Oh, well if that is the question the answer is obvious.Jim Kaat (pitcher) and Brooks Robinson (3rd base.
marc, you going to lunch today or are you just going to sit at your desk and wack it
i will need food at some point myself...
1:00?
fuckin' a.
Hey, Phil, how does one correctly post a picture in a...um...well...post?
Go here: http://www.nattysci.com/imageupload.aspxWhen you click upload it will give you a url for the picture (something like http://www.nattysci.com/images/upload/filename.jpg). Copy that location. When you make a new post, just click the insert image button and paste that location into the box that says "Picture Source"
I hope cincinatti isn't anywhere near here, for the goat's sake.http://www.theintelligencer.net/bus...2004_bizkid.asp
Thanks, Phil. You da man.
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have a photobucket website with sone pictures i've taken for school that shouldn't crash anyones computer. it works ok on mine and at school, so that's how i know. got to http://www.photobucket.com then you go down to where it says album and you type in angeloflove (no spaces) then my password is noneOfYourDamnBusiness. you guys can add pictures of take mine and copy them if you want. they're not that good though. there are a few on there that are just pictures of marc or my pictures of my glamour shots. so those are the only ones i have not taken. my pictures aren't as good as some, but let me know what you think if you check it out.
the link works, i just tried it.
I'm a psycho!
this one time at krazy camP I stuck myself with a tree. check out marc's sexy chest
Bonds knocked another one out. Seven Games in a row with a home run is very impressive. Adam Dunn has also been knocking the hell out of the ball. Go Bats
very funny phil!
wasn't me
phil! stop posting stuff with my name asshole. I don't think its funny that I like marc's sweaty chest in my face
the thought of that just sounds disgusting
kellie, i'm going to go out on a limb and say that posting your password for shit on the internet isn't a great idea...
in related news, 70% of people surveyed would give up their password for chocolate: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3639679.stm
Now that I think about it, that probably wasn't a good idea. I guess I'll let Marc teabag me for punishment. Oh wait I like that. A dirty sanchez will have to suffice.
one dirty sanchez and 15 our fathers will have to do.
phil, you sick, sick person! can i change my password on here?
WOW!
no. i'll do it by hand and tell marc.
No wait! I like multiple teabags! Anyone ever eaten shit before? I have and its good!! mmmm boy
I've been drooling about Marc's sweaty balls in my mouth all day! I can't wait to get my lips around them.
what can i say? don't blame Special K just because the ladies can't get enough of the flavor.p.s. my balls don't sweat.....they glow
speaking of cereal, remember the time you poured corn flakes and milk in my snatch and ate them out with a spoon.
Lunch at 1:00?
you better believe it.
i didn't say change my password phil!
oh well, that's ok. are we all meeting up somewhere friday? If so, where at and what time? can you tell i'm looking forward to the weekend already? one more week or so of school finally!
well kellie, considering that probably five or six people know your password know, it's probably a good idea. Just use the KellyHarrison account.
Wow, I've missed some interesting developments. Sick and gross, yes, but strangely interesting.I don't know whats more gross though, the cereal comment, the fact it inspired Adrian to ask Phil out to lunch.
She so wanted my cock. 12 inches!
I didn't say that! Stop it Phil, it isn't funny!
Nice one Jay
Thanks Adrian, I mean, what are you talking about? I have no idea!
A question: Why do conversations die whenever I enter them.
ok, will do
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