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FSU Cover

Posted by Phil on May 15th, around lunchtime | 809 comments

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Phil on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:07 AM

new post. hooray for me!

joe on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:10 AM

I like art

Barry on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:13 AM

wes where do you get this shit?
http://users.binary.net/polycarp/piusxii.html
"Pius XII? This is the only human being who has always contradicted me
and who has never obeyed me."
Adolf Hitler --- from Hans Jansen's The Silent Pope? (2000)
******

Jay on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:24 AM

Note: I posted this in the last post, but I didn't know if anyone would see it, thus the copy.

It's always nice to see ashley. We went to wicks and then spent most of the night at flanagans. The funny line that adrian mentioned was when we ran into Phil on the street, and I told him to wait in Flanagan's for us. What makes this funny is that at that point we had no intentions of going back to Flanny's. In the search for poon, though, we did. And I have to say that I am glad we did.

Barry on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:25 AM

phil, love the cover. thank you.

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:27 AM

"Now there were traitors in the Church who were Nazis or helped Hitler".

Barry - I never said that the Pope didn't do anything to go against Hitler. I just used that article that portrays one of the most unjust acts in the history of mankind to illustrate a point. And of course we all know the best kind of diplomacy is silent diplomacy. Let's be honest, had he publicly cried, he may have helped slaughter 2 million people or maybe he would have enticed the US to come to aid quicker. Personally, I think he was covering his own ass, because the Swiss Guard and their 100 strong participants (that's right...their numbers are limited to 100) would have been easy pickings for Nazi Germany.

Hitler had planned to kidnap the Pope because he wouldn't go along with him, however, for the church to call someone out for showing "ignorance" on a particular subject.....well that is just uncalled for as well as unjust.

joe on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:29 AM

You trying to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:31 AM

Jesus Christ Harris...let's not start a holy war.

Barry on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:33 AM

i totally disagree wes. When dan brown publishes a book that makes claims about Jesus Christ that don't have a shred of histroical backing and it sells 40 million copies it deserves attention. Let's be honest Catholics don't know the Bible and any boob can make claims about Jesus and there are Catholics that will buy into it. It is the responsibility of the Church to inform people that those statements alledged in the book don't have any historical support.

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:33 AM

Anyways...moving on.

douglas on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:36 AM

i just got done reading that book, and here's what i'll say about it. it's an absolutely great novel, the keyword there being novel. otherwise known as fiction. it makes some incredible claims, and is absolutely stretching at many times to find a conspiracy in art and religion, however many of the "facts" in the book are not accurate. i could easily see however that because so many people do not know the Bible at all, they just go to church and drink some grape juice, that those people could be easily influenced to believe that the church has been behind so many murders and conspiracies throughout history to cover up secret documents and tombs.

Phil on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:39 AM

what was up with fox last night? I recorded the simpsons and family guy and they both went after creationism.

Jay on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:39 AM

I thought Catholicism was all about eating fish, drinking beer, and gambling. That's what my dad taught me anyway, and he was raised catholic.

Jay on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:40 AM

Are you saying Genie didn't come from the sea to create us all?

Barry on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:41 AM

douglas, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:41 AM

Barry - surely a man of science can appreciate atleast a theory. If not, perhaps you should not be a man of science. I for one, believe science and religion can co-exist.

Granted his theory is very radical ideology, however, I give the man props for writing an entertaining story and he did do a lot of research. And are you going to deny the existance of the Illuminati? And how do you know that Vatican is covering something up or wanting to remain something hidden?

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"

I'm not saying that I believe everything he put into it, because it is a novel...I'm just saying that it is entertaining. And Douglas, do you think the Vatican wouldn't use Silent Diplomacy to kill someone to keep what could be the biggest find in Catholic history buried? Let's be honest, it would simply destroy a lot of the bases. And haven't you ever seen the movie Dogma...come on...the chick in it was the last survivor of Christ...and since Chris Rock was the 13th Apostle..it must be true.

joe on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:42 AM

Fox was crap last night.

joe on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:43 AM

and the big bang was a fart lit on fire

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:43 AM

Take an art history class if you want the connection between art, religion, mathematics, science, and what is occuring in the world at that point in time. They do intertwine more than you think...I believe the Desert Fox could even back me up there...well he could if he wasn't sleeping all the time.

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:44 AM

I thought the big bang was JC and the 12 apostles gang baning Mary Magdalene?

Jay on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:44 AM

We've hit one of those times with an insane amount of posts in a short time span.

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:44 AM

Isle seat please.

Just living the dream.

Jay on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:45 AM

Ha, ha, I interrupted wes's posts. Sweet incoherence!

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:46 AM

Honestly, I love religion..in fact I should quit my day job and become an Evangelist. What other industry can you sell someone a product without ever producing that good?

Barry on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:46 AM

I have not read the Da Vinci Code. I did watch a NBC Dateline special on it and stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. I am denying the existence of I think he calls the Priori of Scion. There isn't credible evidence it exists nor credible evidence that Christ ever had a child, as was the conclusion on Dateline. Additionally wes, being a man of science means you meet theories with discretion.

Barry on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:49 AM

timely article
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...EWS01/605150367

douglas on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:50 AM

the priory of sion was founded in the 1950's by a dude who thought he was a descendant of Christ, not thousands of years ago by the greatest thinkers of our time. i'm not denying that brown is smart, he is, and he took a lot of information and found a way to weave it into a great story and make 75 million the past two years. to that i say bravo. however if you read the story anyone with two cents for a brain will recognize that he's stretching a lot of the facts to make them fit the story

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:51 AM

Barry you are correct...but it also means you do not dismiss theories without having supporting proof. It is like the whole A priori knowledge idea of arguing with a philosopher. Where when arguing if God exists or not, he can bring anything he wants into the argument...so he brings in the idea that God exists....you can never defeat the reasoning of a man who is not open to the world and the possibility that well.....he may be wrong.

Barry on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:52 AM

i think douglas just posted my proof

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:52 AM

I am not saying Brown is correct in his theory. Just a new twist on the same old Sunday worship.

Jay on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:55 AM

Not to break up the religious bric-a-brac, but in prep for the upcoming release of X-3, I found some imdb trivia on it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376994/trivia

Summer Glau was one of the 50 million people they looked at making Kitty Pride. Some you might remember her from a very special episode of TV's Angel. She was also in the Firefly series/Serenity movie done by Joss whedon. Also, she was in the movie Sleep over.

Jay on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:56 AM

And my last post is not totally off base, seening as how I put more credence into what the writer's of X-men say as opposed to the writers of the Bible. Not that X-men is factual, at all, but there is a lot of truth to it. And if you rember from Indiana Jones, Truth and Fact are two different things.

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:58 AM

Touche Xota.

Truth and Fact are different.

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 12:01 PM

On a different topic. The starting USC point guard Francis was shot and killed in Baton Rouge this past weekend. Visiting his momma for mothers day.

Barry on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 12:02 PM

that's how much we hate usc

Barry on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 12:03 PM

going to hell for that one...way to be a shining example of Christianity Barry...way to go

Barry on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 12:04 PM

but seriously, they didn't win the national championship in '03 and screw those guys for saying otherwise

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 12:12 PM

Hmmm...last I heard, Reggie Bush had a standing ovation in New Orleans by the Crazy Cajuns when he went out to dinner after the draft. So are you telling me Nawlins' isn't happy to have Reggie Bush on the team?

Barry on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 12:16 PM

It was a fucking joke wes. cajuns got pissed off bec. espn was giving usc credit for the '03 title. They were not mad at the players.

joe on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 12:16 PM

don't hate the player hate the game

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 12:24 PM

Barry - I know..but you cajuns get all bent out of shape over footballl like us cats do basketball.

Barry on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 12:30 PM

another point being, many uk fans hate duke. if tubby were to retire, would you object to coach k being the new coach? fuck no, that's just dumb. same for reggie

Barry on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 1:14 PM

did anyone watch this game saturday?
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...mp;lid=tab1pos3

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 1:36 PM

I for one wouldn't like coach K to coach my school. He is a complete ass.

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 1:45 PM

However, Reggie is a solid pickup for any NFL team.

adrian on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 1:48 PM

Phil, Trivia is at 7...right?

adrian on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 1:52 PM

Apparently with the Nintendo Wii, you can download and play the original nes and snes games.

joe on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 1:53 PM

I just want RBI 1 and 3

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 1:58 PM

UK vs. Duke in 1998 - last 2:30 remaining in the game.

joe on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:00 PM

other b-days include:

1953 George Brett Wheeling WV, Kansas City Royal 3rd baseman (1980 American League MVP)
1967 John Smoltz Detroit MI, pitcher (Atlanta Braves, 1996 Cy Young)
1967 Omar Vizquel Caracas Venezuela, shortstop (Seattle Mariners, Indians)
1969 Emmitt Smith running back (Dallas Cowboys, 3-time NFL rushing leader)
1970 Desmond Howard NFL receiver (Jacksonville Jaguars, Oakland Raiders)

Barry on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:04 PM

for the sake of searching for something to agree on...wes, i like beer. do you?

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:06 PM

UK vs. Duke 1998 NCAA game...last 2:30

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPaD...h=UK%20wildcats

Jay on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:11 PM

There are so many games I would download to the Wii. Adrian, how much will it cost per game to download?

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:16 PM

Adrian - if these assclowns posted this dunk on youtube..i'd like to have a video of my dunk (the windmill) on Doug at Dusty's.

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:16 PM

Here is the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOZf...earch=oj%20mayo

Green Baron on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:19 PM

Wilco's A Ghost is Born sucks huh?

300 people disagree:

http://www.radioparadise.com/conten...p;song_id=36062

adrian on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:19 PM

I don't know how much it will cost, but not only can you download shit from nes and snes, but you can download shit from sega (its all about the original sonic the hedgehog).

joe on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:19 PM

we need to film slamball and post it. Speaking of which, B mac thinks he broke a rib playing slamball. He says it hurts to breathe.

Phil on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:20 PM

I can tell you that I bought Smash TV for the xbox 360 and it was like 4 bucks. I bet that Wii will be cheaper because I bet they just have an NES emulator installed to make things smoother.

douglas on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:20 PM

yeah, bmac told me about that, i still have bruises on my arms and legs from that shit, but we really do need to document that.

adrian on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:26 PM

Phil, is that 4 dollars a month?

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:28 PM

Bmac - broken rib
Joe - black eye
Wes - bruised
Douglas - bruised
Chris - bruised

I can't think of a reason not to play this game and document it weekly.

The good thing is nobody, fell off the trampoline and busted their head open.

douglas on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:29 PM

we came extremely close though a bunch of times

douglas on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:29 PM

besides, we had a doctor there, we would've lived

joe on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:33 PM

And the hospital was just right down the street

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:34 PM

It would be great if we could get 3 more trampolines and surround that bad boy to help prevent people from falling off. Or we could just not play the game, but that is simply crazy talk if you ask me.

douglas on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:38 PM

you mean just not play the single most fun game ever invented? that is pure crazy talk if i've ever heard it

Phil on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:40 PM

we need to find old mattresses and put them around the trampoline or something like that.

for the xbox live it's free to be on there to download games and stuff, and it's a one time fee to buy the game. Wes would know more about the cost of xbox live gold where you play online, in all honestity I never play online

Marc on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:43 PM

late to the argument, and not wantingto rehash it. just found Douglas's previous statement about The DaVinci Code that it is "stretching a lot of the facts to make them fit the story." Isn't that the Bible? I keed I keed.

Jerome on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:44 PM

It sounds like it's time to invoke the S.H.I.T - Slamball Holiday Invitational Tournament.

Picture it - teams from all over coming to Joe's house to drink and play your trampoline game for an entire week. And it all ends the afternoon of GBITT for the final. After the championship, all will enjoy the debauchery of a tent hosted party.

douglas on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:45 PM

i couldn't do that every day for a week

Jerome on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:46 PM

space it out then ... technically, the holiday season starts on Thanksgiving

joe on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:47 PM

I don't know if my neighbor would go for that. It is their trampoline and basketball goal.

Jerome on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:48 PM

ah well ... I look like a banker in this anyway

Phil on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:55 PM

we can buy a 16ft "super-fun trampoline" for $850 plus an extra $339 for a safety net (?), plus grab a basketball goal for $400 and move it to joe's yard.

But the question remains: is it natty sci slam ball without a neighbor working on a van?

douglas on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 2:58 PM

as long as we're drunk i don't think it matters too much

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 3:13 PM

It's official. Doug Flutie is retiring.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...ex.html?cnn=yes

I sad now.

adrian on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 3:23 PM

Fuck Doug Flutie, that stupid little ACC bitch!

adrian on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 3:23 PM

JUst Kidding guys...oh wait...no i wasn't

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 3:25 PM

Adrian - you watch your mouth sir. In fact, you might be the only person ever to call him a "Bitch" unless you are a Miami fan.

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 3:27 PM

You know you are important when you are in the wikipedia...and you didn't add it yourself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Flutie

joe on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 3:28 PM

reggie bush told his agent I don't want a holdout get a contract done for the good of the team and the city. What a class act.

adrian on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 3:32 PM

Honestly i hope reggie bush kicks ass in the NFL just to show how big of Morons the Texans really are.

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 3:32 PM

Looks like Reggie Bush just lost his invite to GBITT2.

We can't hang with class acts.

Phil on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 3:33 PM

i like this objective piece of reporting from the wikipedia:
"The Bills were eliminated in the first round by the Dolphins, as fumbles and poor officiating gave Flutie his first, and only, loss against both Jimmy Johnson and Dan Marino."

And Rob Johnson sucks. I like this quote about him "In a regular season game in 2003 vs the Buffalo Bills, Rob Johnson, then a member of the Washington Redskins, was called into the game after the starting quarterback Patrick Ramsey was injured. He entered the game with a chorus of boos from the crowd at Ralph Wilson Stadium, and on the second play, he was sacked by Aaron Schobel, sending the crowd into a frenzy."

I'm going to go out on a limb and say some buffalo bills fans have been making updates unchecked to the wikipedia...

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 3:33 PM

Even though I know this is old, I still enjoy looking at it occassionally.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...e.php?term=bmac

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 3:48 PM

Phil - I bet it was you or Brock.

Brock on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 4:10 PM

I now know the ultimate "conversation killer": ME! I didn't even look at Natty Sci until now... and there is a new post with 90 comments already. Wow. Who would have thought drunken Phil, the Da Vinci code, Reggie Bush, Doug Flutie, and Slamball would be chatting it up in one day.

I also like Wes' new term for drunks: BEYOND THUNDERDOME!

I think the next time I plan on getting blitzed I'm going to proclaim this, and you know I will, because I'm a dork.

Phil on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 4:26 PM

Amazon.com recommended this book to me:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/05...799350?n=283155

Phil on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 4:33 PM

i think I might have cancelled my credit card at some point over the weekend without realizing it. could that be possible?

Marc on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 4:36 PM

Hey Jay, what was the awesome thing Brent said that made me say "I'm gonna use that from now on."? He said many of things, and Brent is right. There WAS a definite pause. It could have happened.

Barry on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 4:49 PM

Woo-Hoo! my results are statiscally significant. I might be able to write my first chapter now (I've only been here for two years and I have to write at least 3 chapters-I'll be done by 2047).

Phil on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 5:03 PM

speaking of doug floutie, it looks like the Argunauts are inviting Marcus Vick AND Ricky Williams to come play for them.

Brock on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 5:03 PM

Ah, statistically significant! My favorate time of the year... when you have done the same experiment 10000000000 times and the error bars finally don't overlap. Definitely a drinking day.

Jay on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 5:03 PM

I forget. And she didn't seem to be that into me. Remember when Mike came up with that one waitress and said "Who would you rather do, her or Andrea," and then adrian said, "Who's Andrea?" and I responded "You know, Tits McGee!" That was awsome.

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 5:10 PM

Mike is Awesome. I think he is an honory member into the Sci.

"Beyond Thunderdome" is definately fitting for Natty Sci. Since Thunderdome is just nuts, obviously anything beyond Thunderdome is just insane.

Brock on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 5:15 PM

Chip is graduating Sunday. That's the 3rd (actually 4th, my cousin went there) to graduate from Trinity. Man, I feel old. I'm actually concerned about when Waste of Flesh Payton graduates, because that may downgrade the repuation of my diploma. He'll graduate for sure since he'll be All-state football by then, and football players can sell drugs and still graduate apparently.

Brock on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 5:25 PM

Wes gives me an idea. We should record dates in which individuals or groups were "Beyond Thunderdome" on the Nattipedia. I continually try to find reasons to add stuff to that thing...

Hell Wednesday - Definitely Tina Turner Beyond Thunderdome
Stew Saturday - Beyond Thunderdome
Chris in Club La Vela - Beyond Thunderdome

Jay on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 5:36 PM

Here are some more:
Every birthday of mine since Age 23 (2001)- I have been beyond thunderdome

Brock on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 5:54 PM

Come to think of it, I don't think any time Jay has ralphed, its been a monumental event (i.e. conspicuous, like over a balcony).

Jay, its time you hose some bystanders down.

Dave on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 5:58 PM

Slamball t-shirts

http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/...303&index=4

Jay on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 8:33 PM

There was the time I ralphed all over the table in seattle onto a bunch of first years. Then there was my 25th birthday where I threw up all over the table at flanny's and lynnie cleaned it up. there were the multiple times I threw up in pitchers at various bars, including the time at wicks when andrea had to take care of it.

Jay on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 9:07 PM

On How I met your mother, That girl penelope is played by Amy Acker, from TV's angel. It's like a friggin Joss Whedon reunion on this show.

Jay on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 9:16 PM

Gayest episode ever.

Jay on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 9:17 PM

But the Marshall-Lilly breakup has potential to make the show awsome next season.

Bigworm on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 11:57 PM

The show ended great though..with Marshall having the engagement ring back. Exit stage right Lilly...enter stage center Barney and Marshal.

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 7:50 AM

vick is a dolphin

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2446261

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 9:24 AM

I missed how i met your mother last night. Is it worth seeing being it a gay episode and all?

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 9:35 AM

It's worth seeing The Universe slap Ted around...fast forward it to the end to see Marshal with his ring back. That is all you need to see.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 9:35 AM

Philco - Word on the street be that Nissan is planning on bringing the Nissan GT-R to the US.

2 fast, 2 furious.

Jerome on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 9:42 AM

I hope they ditch the title How I Met Your Mother ... If my dad ever told me a story this long, I'd take a 4-iron to his ball sack.

douglas on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 9:48 AM

"that was the universe slapping you" was pretty funny, and I can see one of us drunks using that sometime on bmac when he says something stupid, but the rest of the episode wasn't that great. it would've been better if robin had been wearing a white shirt at the end and went out to meet ted in the rain, that'd woulda been a tivo moment

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 9:49 AM

Did ted and robin get together?

douglas on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 9:54 AM

yup

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 9:54 AM

Douglas, how did the interview go?

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 9:54 AM

Ted and Robin are Bullshit man

douglas on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 9:55 AM

i think it went pretty well, i got a job offer last night with hsbc, but i'm gonna wait to hear back from chase and ADP before i let them know my decision. i should get called back for a second interview with chase

Jay on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 9:57 AM

It was worth it for me to see Amy Acker again. She hasn't done a whole lot in the past two years.

douglas on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 10:03 AM

which one was was amy acker?

Jay on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 10:06 AM

The one that showed Ted the rain dance, that barney was getting drunk at the end.

douglas on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 10:17 AM

okay, yeah, i'd bang her

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 10:19 AM

the dude from "Angel" turned 37 today.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 10:32 AM

Douglas - good luck with your interviews amigo.

douglas on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 10:40 AM

i'm good at them once i get them, just getting them in the first place is the problem, at least for jobs i want, but all three i'm looking at now are very solid

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 10:45 AM

I just did an amendment to a loan agreement because a company acquired "Boudreax's Butt Paste"

Marc on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 10:46 AM

Jay, your Amy Acker chick was on almost every episode of Alias this year. so she's been up to some stuff.

douglas on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 10:46 AM

that stuff's supposed to be good stuff like for babies and shit, apparently is has a bunch of uses

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 10:49 AM

dude had you not had a kid you would be laughing your ass off.

douglas on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 10:51 AM

at least i'm not married, so i got that going for me

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 10:57 AM

Married people are fucking gay

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 10:57 AM

Just like O.A.R.

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 10:57 AM

FAG

douglas on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 11:03 AM

although butt paste could add spice to a marriage

Green Baron on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 11:12 AM

Anyone wanna go down and eat at the Pink Taco?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516...staurant_name_1

No, really. Come on. Come on. Come on.....yah.....

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 11:13 AM

Man I can't wait for blowin' up St. Matthews. I am definately getting Beyond Thunderdome that night.

Phil on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 11:29 AM

screenshot from NCAA 2007 of UKs stadium:
http://www.psxsports.com/e3/Kentucky.gif

apparently Louisville isn't in the game yet.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 11:31 AM

Looks like i need to get that so I can take UK to the promised land and inflict pain on the major SEC programs....simply because we can't do it in reality.

Brock on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 11:33 AM

Notice UK's stellar ratings. I can always count on UK playing the same level of football as UC, so those games are at least fun. Much like the Harvard-Yale and Prairie View-SW Texas St. matchups.

Phil on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 11:42 AM

a couple of more pics.
LSU: http://www.psxsports.com/e3/09LSU.gif
Penn State: http://www.psxsports.com/e3/PennSt.gif

Oregon stadium at night: http://www.psxsports.com/e3/Oregon2.gif

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 11:46 AM

Barry is gonna be pissed. LSU is ranked higher, however, their overall rating is only a B+ compared to Georgia's A- ranking.

Brock on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 11:58 AM

Anything going on this weekend, I'm probably going to sneak in Saturday before my brother's graduation on Sunday.

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 12:04 PM

Hey Brock, how old are you going to feel at your brother's graduation since Scotty Ho, Boomer Ayers and Mike Bratcher (that name might be wrong) are teachers there?

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 12:06 PM

Louisville girl killed by gator in florida.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...EWS01/605160351

Phil on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 12:06 PM

the team rankings right now are just the same as the ones from 2005 until Athlon or whoever puts out their preseason rankings

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 12:07 PM

I guy I work with graduated from Eastern with her

Brock on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 12:13 PM

I knew Boomer was a football coach and teaching, but I wasn't aware that Scott's Holes-connect was teaching there too.

Bratcher was a little fruity, so I'm not surprised.

Brock on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 12:16 PM

Apparently she was searching for her long lost love, Swamp Thing.

God, I'm bored.

Phil on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 12:22 PM

LSU Trackster Caught By Cops
http://www.nwaonline.net/articles/2...rriernabbed.txt

Springdale District Judge Stan Ludwig told Haro, "No wonder you guys lost the track meet. You can't even outrun a Springdale cop."

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 12:30 PM

so the top search phrase to natty sci on search.msn.com is "brock's boner". who is responsible for this?

Barry on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 1:14 PM

i can't really say anything wes, georgia has beat the crap out of my bengals the last two years.

Barry on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 1:17 PM

that's not a bad shot of death valley though

Barry on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 1:18 PM

is paul getting married joe?

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 1:41 PM

Man...Bdubs hit the freakin' spot today for lunch.

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 1:47 PM

Paul is getting married June 10th

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 1:48 PM

Porter is gonna get shot in Washington.....D.C. that is.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/wcStor...ntentId=5609868

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 1:52 PM

Somehow at lunch we got in a discussion on engagement rings. This chick was saying the size of the ring matters.....and all that bullshit. My buddy threw at her that I want scientific proof stating that the larger ring you buy the longer the marriage. That would be an interesting research project.

Phil on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 1:56 PM

get this, marc won't miss trivia because he's going to a St. Louis Cardinals game. WTF?

Barry on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 1:57 PM

it's fucking genius
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...spot/index.html

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 2:03 PM

Why I will never move from Louisville:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,195533,00.html

Phil on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 2:05 PM

i've seen those dudes up at the park. The first time I saw them I almost wrecked my car laughing.

they had an article in the scene this weekend on them:
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...0328/1011/SCENE

(with pics!)

Phil on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 2:05 PM

can anyone find a video of that Arkansas catcher from Barry's link?

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 2:21 PM

I've faked getting hit by a pitch before. It works great. Almost as good as a swinging bunt and falling to the ground holding your foot acting like you hit it off your foot.

Brent on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 2:26 PM

"get this, marc won't miss trivia because he's going to a St. Louis Cardinals game. WTF?"

Phil, did you mis-write something?

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 2:27 PM

he's drunk

Barry on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 2:36 PM

yeah you were also supposed to bean the first st. x batter you faced sophomore year...ass

Barry on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 2:37 PM

1...2...3...

Barry on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 2:37 PM

"danny what the hell are you doing?"

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 2:37 PM

I didn't start that story. Also, the second pitch went behind him. My pinpoint control I can't even hit a batter.

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 2:38 PM

counting ms. riggs chins

Barry on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 2:38 PM

clutch

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 2:41 PM

you think that kid is dead?

Green Baron on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 2:43 PM

Ahhh, the creepiness of myspace never ceases to amaze me.

My new high school moderator is nothing short of a convicted sex offender.

Faaaannnntastic

Green Baron on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 2:45 PM

Go to family watchdog:

http://www.familywatchdog.us/SearchByName.asp

search for
Richard Curtis
in Indiana

and check out the picture. That is definitely a dude I want moderating a high school forum. Brilliant.

Barry on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 2:58 PM

that or running a colombian drug cartel

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 2:58 PM

holy shit:

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/14591344.htm

Brent on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 3:47 PM

The project foreman quickly points out, "“you can’t get any sturdier than what this garage is.”

Of course buddy, there is no conceivable way that YOU fucked up.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 3:47 PM

And the shitty acting job by the Arkansas catcher. Their was a link in the article.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ax...=Brian%20Walker

Phil on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 4:10 PM

do we know the Hufnagels?

Phil on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 4:16 PM

when I went to the article all they had was some one's shitty weblog that got shut down for using too much bandwidth.

joe on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 4:18 PM

I don't.

Phil on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 5:30 PM

i forget if I ever posted this song, but here's a song for you adrian:
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/lyrics/code-monkey

Phil on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 5:35 PM

huh, I just realized where I recognized Jonathan Coulton's name. He did the guitar accompanyment on John Hodgman's 700 Hobo Names live for an hour in one take
http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/hoboes.html

Phil on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 5:53 PM

collection of john hodgman's clips on the daily show
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/...man/index.jhtml

Brock on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 6:13 PM

That guy may have faked getting hit by a ptich, but I dove to the ground on three straight strikes in little league once. I so sucked at baseball.

Cuban on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 10:07 PM

Phil, Great Cover

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 11:50 PM

So, for obvious reasons, one of my attending surgeons has gotten the nickname "Mooseknkuckle." Of course, after hearing this I can't look at the fat fuck with a straight face. He is an assclown and deserves the shit, but that's beside the point. Anyone care to define mooseknuckle for Joanna? She isn't quite as depraved as the rest of us and was curious.

Brock on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 1:37 AM

Just so I can get another link stat:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...mp;defid=841597

Jerome on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 8:14 AM

Pacific Islanders are crazy fucks ... hey, let's party in the shadow of the active volcano!
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...-volcano-1.html

Jerome on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 8:15 AM

... and speaking of attainable hot Asian chicks ...
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...id-korea-1.html

I'll be taking orders on my website

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 9:14 AM

barney, you are a man among savages:

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 9:19 AM

Barney is a damn genius.

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 9:21 AM

the bolshevik revolution is genius

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 9:26 AM

Invent the wine bed. It appreciates in value with age.

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 9:27 AM

pretty redundant statment

Jay on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 9:57 AM

God bless Barney. He is the only reason to watch the show sometimes. However, I think there does need to be a balance. Without the gayness of the other characters, Barney would just be a jackass. But with them, he is a god.

Jay on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 10:01 AM

Speaking of How I met Your mother, Happy Birthday to Bob Saget, 50.

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 10:07 AM

Phil day game today at the Bats

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 10:46 AM

crime report for my old street:
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...=73244838730488

3000 block of Wentworth Ave. A man said he had been sitting on his front porch when two men approached him about 9:30 p.m. May 3. They asked if his name was "Ben," and the man said no. The two men then hit him in the stomach and shoulder. He fell from the porch and hit his head on decorative rocks, then got up and ran off. The assailants left.

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 10:49 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 10:52 AM

i also liked this one today:
4300 block of Norbrook Drive. A woman said someone she knew came to the door and wanted a hug before leaving town about 1 a.m. April 26. She refused to open the door and the person broke out two windowpanes, kicked in the front door and came inside, then assaulted the woman's friend and left with her cell phone.

from yesterday:
E.P. "Tom" Sawyer Park, 3000 Freys Hill Road. An 81-year-old man said he was at the park when a former in-law hit him in the head from behind about 7 p.m. May 8. The in-law then threw a cup of soft drink at him and hit him in the head with a folding chair.

Corner Tavern, Mount Washington Road. A man said he was at a bar when someone pushed him to the ground and several other people landed on top of him about 9:30 p.m. May 11. When he got up, the man said, someone slapped him in the head and he left the bar. As he was walking home, the man felt something warm on his stomach, looked down and saw he'd been stabbed twice.

and for the real kick in the nuts assault:
7900 block of Nature Way. A man said his wife's boyfriend came to his home with his wife just after midnight April 29. When he went out to their vehicle to confront them, the vehicle started to pull out into the road, then stopped. The boyfriend got out of the car, beat and kicked the husband, causing multiple injuries, then drove off with the woman.

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 10:56 AM

from last friday.

Interstate 65 South. A woman said she was in an argument with her boyfriend and decided to walk it off about 8:30 p.m. April 29. She was walking on Interstate 65 when a man stopped his car and offered her a ride. After he started driving, he asked her if she was a prostitute. She said no and told him to stop the car, but he kept driving. He began touching her as they drove, but she pushed his hand away and punched him in the neck. After he punched her in the face and pulled onto a street, the woman got out and called police from a store.

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 10:56 AM

100 block of N. 40th St. Cash, toilet seat cover. April 28 or 29.

1300 block of Berry Blvd. DVD player, change, jewelry, Mickey Mouse picture. Between April 21 and 25.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:03 AM

The dance video is pretty good. I was hoping to see some of D-Qwan's dance moves, however, I think Napoleon might be the only person who can actually pull that off.

Green Baron on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:03 AM

Hero: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2447766

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:04 AM

the crime reports make me laugh. "punched in the face" never gets old.

4900 block of S. Second St. Eight semiautomatic guns and two other guns, military mechanic bag, tool bag. April 8 or 9.

I bet at some point the dude with 8 semiautomatic guns joked "let's see someone break into my place!" and then high-fived his buddies. There will be no more high-fives for you, my friend.

And I just love the simplicity of this one:
2300 block of Woodland Ave. Door. April 9 or 10.

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:06 AM

Get in the Zone!
1500 block of Squires Drive. A woman said a man came to her mother's home uninvited and choked her three times about 2:30 p.m. April 11. The man forced her to go with him to Auto Zone, 3940 Dixie Highway. When the victim covered her face, the assailant hit her in the head, then pushed her out of his car.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:06 AM

Double amputee climbs Everest.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2006051...nzealandeverest

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Do you read them every day? You see that shit in the paper daily. My favorite is the stolen piggy banks or central air unit and mantel piece

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:10 AM

5500 block of Random Way. Mercury Mariner or Marquis. March 29 or 30.
700 block of Zane St. Big piece of lumber. March 29 or 30.

I like that they didn't know what type of car they owned.

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:11 AM

i hardly ever read them which is a mistake that I will never make again. I used to read them because it always cracked me up to see people report shit stolen like "12 crossbows and a home security system"

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:12 AM

one day it read man pulls pole out of ground and hits person with it.

also, man picks up table and hits woman in head

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:13 AM

i like this guy's style. I bet they get married:


500 block of Mary J. Robb Court. A girl's housemates said she was arguing with her boyfriend in her apartment when he started punching her about midnight April 7. When a housemate woke up and told the man to leave or she would call the police, the man slammed a glass vase into a glass table, shattering both and cutting himself, then threw a chair down the hallway. Another housemate took his cell phone into a back room and called 911, but the assailant grabbed the phone and ended the call, then left and pulled his girlfriend by the hair after him. A neighbor said she saw the man put his hand over the girl's mouth and threaten to hurt her if she didn't come with him. About an hour later, the girl called the apartment and told her housemates that her boyfriend said he was going to return with a gun.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:14 AM

This guy in green is either a Burket in disguise or he is on drugs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU6sdCeY1Q8

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:14 AM

I want detail like what kind of table or pole. They leave a lot to the imagination. Most days you get at least 2 good ones. Even better is reading the indiana ones

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:15 AM

The Indiana ones are usually way Beyond Thunderdome.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:17 AM

Phil - that one reminds me of Carlos Turner.

Stabbed his gf 7 times, now they are married with 4 kids. Her mother stabbed him like 4 times. Crazy shit right there.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:25 AM

I think this is probably the article Baron is calling the Hero.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5609860

I hope every pitcher beans Bonds and he never gets 714.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:28 AM

10 worst baseball teams in history of game.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/...587188?GT1=8192

That 2003 Detroit team did stink it up. I remember watching some of those games on thinking...man these guys suck.

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:34 AM

Mike Maroth lost 21 games. Jeremy Bonderman lost 19. These guys were 15 then and are good now

Jerome on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:58 AM

Nice article Wes ... I wonder why the Oriole team that lost 21 in a row wasn't mentioned though. That was a monumental example of suckage. It was in, like, '87 or '88 I think.

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:59 AM

Rick Sutcliffe drunk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MT0...amp;t=w&f=b

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 12:17 PM

UPS expansion made yahoo.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060517...e/ups_expansion

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 12:22 PM

so last night we got our ass kicked at trivia. finally there is a math question in the second to last round, so I figured we finally had a category in which we might be better than other teams. the question?

"what's the name of the line segment that goes from the center of a circle to the outer edge?"

I mean, come on...if you are going to go with grade school math at least bring like "what's the Quadratic Formula" or something.

Jay on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 12:30 PM

I just got an email that said state troopers are going to be on overtime only to give out speeding tickets. Just thought I should let you all know.

Jay on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 12:44 PM

A buddy of mine at work said that some 24 year old wants to "meet" his 17 year old daughter in person (apparently they met on myspace). The 24 year old is in a band playing in Louisville this weekend. I told him that if he goes to see this guy, he has to let me know.

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 12:46 PM

wait, the guy is 24 and has a 17 year old daughter?

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 12:47 PM

shit, i'm retarded.

coworker's daughter = 17
dude on internet = 24

hooray for reading comprehension!

Jay on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 12:56 PM

Coworker=40. His name is John, and he is the guy responsible for the Dragon Stagger, and for calling me Peter Griffin.

Green Baron on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 1:08 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/eve...zBHNlYwNzc25hdg--

You know, you could get a good look at a guy's ass by sticking your bull's horn up there, but wouldn't you rather take his proctologist's word for it?

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 1:23 PM

new sports guy:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060517

Brock on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 1:28 PM

Douglas is taking a big crap right now. We know FAR too much about one another.

adrian on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 1:34 PM

Wes, carlos turner didn't stab his girlfriend. His girlfriend stabbed him.

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 1:41 PM

damnit state troopers out. The one weekend I make a road trip to see paul. That is bullshit.

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 1:42 PM

riverbats game. Best lunch ever

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 1:44 PM

i'll be at the next one, no doubt. just getting slammed here at work.

i still haven't eaten lunch.

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 1:50 PM

corn dogs and beer

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 1:51 PM

oh man, you can't beat the nachos + hotdog + beer lunch

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 1:56 PM

I'd put corndogs and beer up against it anyday

douglas on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 2:05 PM

brock, i just got back from lunch, so the big crap will be coming soon. it's sweet that you remember i poop to sports guy

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 2:06 PM

I'm speechless

douglas on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 2:20 PM

this is unreal:
http://www.break.com/index/snakehippo.html

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 2:32 PM

i hate snakes.

adrian on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 2:43 PM

Douglas, did you watch the first video on break.com page? It is fucking hilarious

douglas on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 2:44 PM

i can see it, but i didn't bother b/c i don't have speakers, r u talking about the dane cook one?

adrian on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 2:51 PM

yeah, it is great

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 2:52 PM

oh SHAAAAAZAM!

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:02 PM

Adrian - are you 100% sure, because I thought he stabbed his gf 7 times then he was stabbed like 4.

adrian on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:04 PM

I am not really sure. I was very young when it happened. Maybe he did stab his girlfriend. Its just that i always thought his bitch stabbed him.

Barry on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:05 PM

joe, you don't know paul's parents address do you? i think i'm just gonna order this stuff online.

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:07 PM

crosstimbers is the street name in the polo fields

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:09 PM

Adrian - It doesn't make any sense for The Cocks to drop his scholly for being stabbed, but it does if he was doing the stabbing. Furthermore, how in the hell are you gonna call me out when you aren't 100% sure?

Brock on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:10 PM

Because he's your brother, that's his job.

adrian on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:11 PM

Yeah...Thats right bitch!

Brock on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:12 PM

We've almost surpased the number of posts from the last post in two days for what took 7 on the last one. Big breasted chicks from Florida will do that.

Which reminds me... any time any of us were in Florida, we are all Beyond Thunderdome.

Barry on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:17 PM

screw it, what's your address? you think you can get it to him?

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:19 PM

joe's address:
green house over down the street from the st. matthews elementary school. near the basketball trampolines.

question:
when our trivia team was looking like it would just be wade and myself I proposed the team name "The Rest of Our Team were Eaten by Alligators." On a scale of 1-10 where does this rank in terms of offensiveness?

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:20 PM

whoops, clearly the package won't find joe with that address. i meant:
green house down the street from the st. matthews elementary school. near the basketball trampoline.

Barry on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:23 PM

yeah, on second thought maybe you shouldn't post your address on a weblog.

Barry on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:24 PM

listening to november rain right now just for you guys

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:26 PM

Paul moves in June 5th at:
1525 Progress Lane
Belleville, IL 62221

Brock on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:29 PM

But its ok to post someone ELSE's address.

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:31 PM

He doesn't read it

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:35 PM

http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/ct...function=Search

Brock on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:37 PM

True, but that doesn't stop the porn-mongers from sending him a ton of junk mail. This is all speculation... no one really knows what happens when you post your address on an open weblog..... someone should test it out.

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:37 PM

item # 40122 brilliant

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:37 PM

Hey..gators gotta eat. But seriously, I wouldn't go with that one simply because it would be a horrific way to die.

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:37 PM

The Giants have four QBs on the roster -- Eli Manning, Tim Hasselbeck, Jared Lorenzen and Josh Harris -- but could add veteran Jay Fiedler in the coming weeks
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...mors.nfl/1.html


But what was funny is the headline on fark:
NFL truth and rumors: Giants think about adding a fifth QB to the roster, in case Jared Lorenzen eats one of the others

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:39 PM

hey, we have an electric fly swatter at the office. someone at one of our conferences was handing them out.

also, let that website be a lesson to you: don't make it so people can't link to your fucking products.

Brock on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:39 PM

Joe, can you explain to me how you managed to come across such a great invention?

Brock on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:41 PM

The Lorenzen quote is great. I have noticed a trend in the NFL to pick up an army of quarterbacks. I would imagine there is a direct correlation between the number of quarterbacks on a roster and whether they have the Steelers on their schedule.

Jerome on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:44 PM

hmmm ... If the Steelers play the Giants in the pre-season ... we could see one series with Lorenzen followed up by a series with Shane Boyd!!

Oh ... and Brock ... you'll wanna worry about the Jets now 'cause we sent Kimo away. Besides ... Kimo acted alone ;)

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:49 PM

Guy at work brought one in. Our manager kept touching it saying this doesn't hurt. He slipped and hit the inside mesh and "oh shit that hurt" burnt his finger

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:50 PM

we smack shannon with it at work.

the last three times Springer has faced bonds:
• May 22, 2001: Bonds homers off Springer.

• Sept. 21, 2004: Springer faces Bonds for the first time since the home run -- and hits him.

• Tuesday: Springer meets Bonds for the first time since that 2004 HBP -- and makes it two in a row.

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:50 PM

You could smell the burnt flesh

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:52 PM

holy shit, i mean we shock ourselves with ours all the time. Did you guys get like a 20000 volt version or something?

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:53 PM

it got him good

Jerome on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:53 PM

I love what Springer said in response to being ejected ... I was just trying to throw inside. I was successful against Bonds last time I threw inside.

Yeah, successful at plunking his sorry ass ... Springer!! Springer!! Springer!!

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 3:55 PM

is a brandon larson bobbel head worth 3 bucks?

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 4:04 PM

this guy tried to sell one for $3.99 on ebay and had no takers:
http://cgi.ebay.com/BATS-BASEBALL-2...4QQcmdZViewItem

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 4:13 PM

fun but simple real estate game.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/ma...impossible.html

Barry on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 4:17 PM

i'd pay $3 for an andrew larson bobblehead

joe on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 4:17 PM

LARS!!!!!

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 4:18 PM

new cubs logo unveiled: http://www.rivalfish.com/rivalroom/...y-extra_16.html

Barry on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 4:19 PM

down here there is a cox sports station and they play old football games on tuesday nights (usually an LSU game of course). last night they showed an old game against notre dame. i wasn't interested until i saw Tony Driver get laid out on a kick return

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 4:19 PM

Tony Driver did Erica Smith on Jay's car.

Barry on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 4:21 PM

wow jay, that's some almost-celebrity jizz on your car

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 4:24 PM

Heroic Computer Dies To Save World From Master's Thesis
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48461

Jay on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 4:41 PM

Fuck you, wes.

Brock on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 4:43 PM

Tony Driver spit at me once outside the Thunderdome (aka Have A Nice Day Cafe) back in high school. For what, I don't know... but it probably had something to do with me nailing Erica Smith.

Phil on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 4:49 PM

hawks mascot driving around on a scooter:
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/yout...week-174209.php

Jay on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 5:00 PM

I don't care if you nailed her, brock. After tony driver she probably couldn't feel it.

Brock on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 5:00 PM

Am I right? Did Have A Nice Day Cafe used to be called Thunderdome... because that would be eerily comical that I remembered that considering our new term.

Brock on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 5:02 PM

You're right Jay, thats why I dove in head first. No resistance until I got past my shoulders.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 5:04 PM

Sorry Xota, it was hard to resist.

Jay on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 5:04 PM

No, I don't remember it being called thunderdome. And if you really did get it on with her, what does she look like?

Jay on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 5:05 PM

I don't really care. I just hope she doesn't find out about the website. Because that would suck.

Brock on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 8:26 PM

Brown hair, dark eyes, voluptuous figure.

Jay on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 9:35 PM

Not quite, ass.

Brock on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 10:45 PM

Yes, she did have a nice ass too, thanks for pointing that out.

Brent on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 10:52 PM

Brock, you are right, before it was Have A Nice Day, it was called the Thunderdome. Actually, the Thunderdome was pretty legendary for getting cool bands.

Brock on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 11:16 PM

Actually, come to think about it, my first Megadeth concert was at Thunderdome. It used to have Bar and Have A Nice Day in one big room with the Bar side having the stage and you could stand in the balcony from the Have A Nice Day side to watch.

I also remember when you could buy a Coca-Cola for a nickel.

Marc on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 1:10 AM

I thought it was The Brewery before Have a Nice Day. I saw a concert or two there. Leave it to the old guy to confirm its previous encarnation.

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 1:35 AM

The Brewery's stage was called the thunderdome.

Marc on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 1:47 AM

ok, well then that's explans it.

I suggest we create a game to find the buisness where the building has had the most different business encarnations. Like my old Fifth Third is now a Starbucks. I've seen a Papa Johns made out of a bank (with deposit drive-thru tubes still in tact), the night club on my street has had at least five different names (kiss, oasis, diamonds,etc). Don't forget about Alley Cats or Willys or Cheers' previous incarnations. But i like the restaurant, turned salad place, turned daycare, turned Skiline Chili ALSO on my street. I loved that a daycare had a drive-thru window. that's just funny.... and convienant. Douglas, would you take the baby to a daycare with a drive-thru?

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 8:19 AM

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...n/sudoku/060517

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 8:33 AM

Sorry Barry, I was reading about your buddy's band and one of the reviews said , “Band is “strong” with good sense of melody aka Cold Play”....Ken Anthony R&R

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 9:33 AM

Downtown there is an ex Long John Sivler's building turned into an Enterprise car rental.

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 9:36 AM

there is also a king fish turned into a muhamed ali museum

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 9:38 AM

And a mall turned into a series of bars

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 9:53 AM

What a faraway planetary system that might be habitable? Crazy talk.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12837988/?GT1=8199

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 9:55 AM

I just realized that comedian Carlos Mencia is on Bob and Tom this Friday. That show is gonna be nuts.

douglas on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 9:58 AM

he was supposed to be on yesterday but had to cancel

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:01 AM

I might buy this t-shirt.

http://www.palmercash.com/product.asp?3=276

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:04 AM

And a t-shirt for Isaac.

http://store.northshoreshirts.com/mocot.html

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:06 AM

And the official t-shirt for non-gay natty sci memebers.

http://store.northshoreshirts.com/thsit.html

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:06 AM

spoiler: i don't want to ruin carlos mencia's appearence, but I hear he's going to recycle a bunch of shitty racist jokes/stereotypes and repeatedly call himself a beaner.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:09 AM

What? Crazy talk Phil.

Oh wait, that is carlos.

douglas on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:16 AM

joe, had my 2nd today with chase at the branch, definitely sounds like a pretty good option

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:17 AM

Okolona hahahah

douglas on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:21 AM

get 'em in now bitch, i'll possibly be full time okolona next month, both my home and my job, how sad would that be?

douglas on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:24 AM

that's a good combination to cause me to wanna kill myself

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:25 AM

It might be a good place to start to take over the world though. Mind control should be pretty easy.

douglas on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:34 AM

i'm only moving there cuz the condo is unbelievably nice, and i'd only take this job b/c they want to give me lots of money

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:37 AM

Can anyone find me an "I'm Crazy" t-shirt without having to custom make one?

Jerome on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:38 AM

UK basketball shirt should do the trick

douglas on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:40 AM

i've got some of dem, all i gotta do is walk around with a can of dip in my back pocket and i fit right in.

janice dickinson on kate moss:

http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossipb4

this is one of the best quotes i've ever heard:

Just because she hit a speed bump and was seen with some unhealthy people doesn't make her a bad person. Even if she was a hooker plying her trade in front of her daughter doesn't connotate [sic] that she's a bad mom

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Jerome - good point.

douglas on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:45 AM

i have a feeling this guy's not going to see the da vinci code:
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12851397/?GT1=8199

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:52 AM

Talking about the ultimate home deterant, unfortunately it stays in a cage.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,195975,00.html

Brock on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 10:56 AM

"'That's my kid,' said 22-year-old Melissa Collins, a married mother of three"

Kentucky Represent!

Brock on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 11:00 AM

If you get a chance, you have to read the story about the lion Wes just posted. Its full of tidbits you'd expect to hear about a town and family in southeast Kentucky, very humorous.

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 11:03 AM

no crime report this morning. wtf. so I read the indiana ones from last week:
800 block of Colonial Park Drive. Change. Wednesday.
First block of Riverside Drive. A woman said her ex-girlfriend assaulted her about 11:30 a.m. Thursday. (HOT LESBIAN ACTION!)
700 block of Northshore Drive. Briefcase, audio cassettes, change. Monday or Tuesday. (aka the contents of the dude's car. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the Creedence)
1200 block of E. Eighth St. Can of soup, crackers, knife, vehicle registration. Monday or Tuesday.

1500 block of E. Elm St. A 37-year-old man, who said he was intoxicated when he got into a fight Tuesday night, was treated at Clark Memorial Hospital in Jeffersonville, where a physician told police the man had at least 2 inches of a knife broken off in his head, penetrating his brain. Another man told police he had used the knife in self-defense. The second man was arrested.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 11:08 AM

What is even more crazy is you can rescue a big cat.

http://www.bigcatrescue.org

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 11:14 AM

we really should build a wall

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 11:27 AM

I told you the IN crime reports are way better

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 11:27 AM

i can't imagine why we'd ever want another bridge to let more hoosiers in or why we'd need a bridge to go there. Nature obviously intended to keep indiana and kentucky apart

douglas on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 11:28 AM

hence the big fucking river

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 11:30 AM

how many kentucians must die before they do something about it?

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 11:37 AM

we need a campaign like the 8664.org thing

Jay on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 11:57 AM

I've missed a lot of action.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 12:00 PM

Suddenly back in MVP form my ass.....more like suddenly back on designer steroids.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.9.html

Jay on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 12:01 PM

Happy birthday to Chow Yun-Fat, 51 and Tina Fey, 36

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 12:01 PM

Yeah i agree. damn hoosiers.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 12:03 PM

I mean c'mon you guys witnessed my buddie Clark and me getting drunk at O'sheas. I mean really....what a bad influence that hoosier is on this KY boy.

Jay on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 12:08 PM

Certainly a worse influence on you than we ever were.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 12:08 PM

Pat Robertson..this dude is such an assclown.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12851397/?GT1=8199

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 12:16 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EBxWi3C2...robot%20chicken

Church on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 1:01 PM

http://imdb.com/title/tt0457295/

Barry on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 1:18 PM

joe i read that review also. i think that (like it or not) coldplay is very popular right now and so people like to compare other bands to them. kind of like who's gonna be the next jordan, peyton manning, or michael vick (not that i think coldplay is comparable to jordan mind you). i personally think they sound a lot more like radiohead, though i have not seen them in person. did you listen to any of the audio clips?

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 1:21 PM

i liked the Nepolion Dinamyte clip too:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gz8PilJS...robot%20chicken

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 1:33 PM

robot chicken is genius

douglas on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 1:37 PM

wes, i definitely posted that robertson article about an hour and a half before you did, fucking re-poster.

Barry on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 1:41 PM

oh come on. you can't seriously leave out hulk hogan and nate lister's performance in "No Hold's Barred"
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...aily/index.html

Barry on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 1:42 PM

"The Rock he was meant for comedy. He should have been taking the scripts rejected by Martin Lawrence instead of the ones rejected by Jean-Claude Van Damme."

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 1:43 PM

the badjock's hazing shit is starting to wear me out. i've done worse to myself out of boredom than most of those people have done.

OMG THEY WROTE ON THE GIRLS AND THEN HAD THEM TAKE SHOTS WHILE WEARING A SUGGESTIVE T-SHIRT!

Shut the hell up.

that being said, I do think the Wake Forrest volleyball people got a little too into the whole "terrorizing bit."
http://www.badjocks.com/archive/200...-Volleyball.htm

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 1:53 PM

Would "its not hazing its initiation" hold up in court?

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:01 PM

Douglas - where do you think I found it from? It's much easier to rip shit off of your posts than find my own shit.

Barry on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:02 PM

pretty good, read the one about weddings in the fall.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...lbag/index.html

douglas on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:03 PM

good point, now i'll just start reposting all the break.com videos you post every day

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:04 PM

Good to see the ul fsu game in there

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:05 PM

Easy way to get your post count and your prolific linkers stats up.

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:07 PM

the northwestern soccer team said that they were just having fun, it wasn't hazing.

imagine badjocks if nattysci intramural football was being investigated:
* pictures found of members doing sex acts on inflatable animals
* a list of people who have vomited (along with the number of times!)
* a game that electrocutes the loser
* girls are forced to watch/play RISK
* members forced into made up sports whose sole purpose seems to be to cause injury
* members encouraged to take advantage of girls and receive applause when making them cry
* a website dedicated to making fun of actions of members while drunk

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:09 PM

Who needs a fany yard sign to sell a house when you can use spray paint.

http://www.break.com/index/bb8124.html

Barry on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:11 PM

joe, the answer to your question about hazing is a big fat ms riggs sized no. where i went making pledges clean the house on sunday was considered hazing. sororities consider calling a pled a "pledge" hazing. its kinda screwed up. don't get me wrong i don't think guys should be out in a field fornicating with farm animals either, but i don't see anything wrong with cleaning up the house.

Barry on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:12 PM

that's supposed to be pledge, not pled

Jay on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:15 PM

I can sum up Phil's post in four words..."Natty Sci is Awsome"

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:20 PM

Ah this is a funny teaser trailer for a guy climbing mount everest.

http://www.break.com/index/newsslip17.html

Douglas I actually took the time to go to break.com

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:28 PM

Jay...I would have went with Legen......Dary.

So it's a thursday, what are the plans for the evening, anything?

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:29 PM

coke + mentos jetpack:
http://hight3ch.com/post/coke-mento...-coke-jet-pack/

set to thunderstruck for the win!

Jerome on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:29 PM

Awww, shit ... someone needs to teach Albert Belle the proper way to stalk a woman ... use the INTERWEB:
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2449605

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:30 PM

I bet this is directly linked to Genny's changing it's 60 cents piss in a bottle Thursdays to the "We got Bud, Bud Light, all Bud products" to that catchy dance jingle.

http://news.moneycentral.msn.com/pr...&ID=5730815

Barry on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:34 PM

joe, douglas look at my boy barksdale
http://www.roarlions.com/Baseball/C...lgsc_051506.htm
additionally
"Barksdale, a three-year starter for the Lions, has been selected for the ESPN The Magazine Academic All-District IV team in voting by the College Sports Information Directors of America."
"...hitting .436 with 67 runs scored and 59 stolen bases this season..."

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:34 PM

i'm kinda confused as to how the coke jet pack works.

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:37 PM

dude, jay pitts through out barksdale stealing

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:47 PM

jason whitlock makes a good point about the "hazing"
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...whitlock/060518

the problem isn't the hazing, it's the kids these days are stupid enough to make documentation of it easy to find.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:49 PM

Phil - here comes the science behind the mentos+coke jet pack.

http://thedisgruntled.blogspot.com/...perimental.html

Barry on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:51 PM

good article phil

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:52 PM

yeah, but they are dropping mentos into the coke bottles on that site. on my video these guys are throwing down the bottle - causing the "explosion" and the bottle to go flying through the air. it's like they are opening the bottle, putting some mentos in there in such a way that when they throw the bottle down it releases the mentos into the coke and it takes off like a rocket.

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 2:55 PM

Mark Cuban Raped by 54-Year-Old Man Who Solicited Him On His Blog
http://sportspickle.com/features/vo...0517-cuban.html

I just liked the chat transcript

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:01 PM

http://www.geocities.com/anti_liger_alliance/

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:02 PM

Phil - this doesn't take a genius. The explosion is caused by CO2 going from the liquid state to a gaseous state. You have to rig the bottle so you have a "trap door" or a holding compartment for the mentos that will drop the mentos into the liquid or equip it with a one way valve so when the bottle is inverted the liquid will move through the valve to start the phase change of the carbon dioxide.


Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:04 PM

I believe the throw down is simply agitation that will cause the holding material or membrane to be dislodged to allow diet coke to contact the mentos.

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:04 PM

you said membrane

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:05 PM

Yep. Science dork remember. If you want we can build one.

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:07 PM

oh, i see no reason why Blow Up St. Matthews '06 shouldn't have that.

but for some reason, that still seems overly complex for what they are doing.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:07 PM

Here you go Phil. I just googled water rockets and found this site for you.

http://ourworld.compuserve.com/home...h2orocketsi.htm

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:07 PM

Or we can just use the slingshot and my neighbors potato gun

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:10 PM

i feel the coke + mentos rocket would merely complete the projectile trifecta

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:19 PM

Phil after doing further research I am correct. They rig the bottle so the mentos (atleast 10 per liter for decent results) are segregated from the diet soda and are mixed. The rocket is due to the stop plug being blown off due to the increase of pressure in the bottle. I bet if we capped that bad boy off completely the bottle would explode.

Barry on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:21 PM

if douglas had done the same thing...no baby

Barry on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:23 PM

i'm sorry douglas...couldn't resist. feel free to slam me for not being able to get any, or being short, or a dork, or faggety frat boy

douglas on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:26 PM

haha, no offense taken.

hey, here's a dumbass that can't afford a 'for sale' sign in his yard:
http://www.break.com/index/bb8124.html

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:29 PM

dude this is awesome. Who needs a fany yard sign to sell a house when you can use spray paint.

http://www.break.com/index/bb8124.html

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:39 PM

Is it raining anywhere in Louisville?

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:41 PM

it just rained here a little while ago. loud enough for me to hear it atleast.

it's no fun to work in an office with no windows.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:42 PM

When you need to up your stats just rip it off of me.

http://www.break.com/index/bb8124.html

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:47 PM

Jackpot baby! There is nothing better than someone doing something stupid and hurting themself. For example, if you watch this video and you make it beyond the guy in red jumping on the ground, you see some jackass in black flip over him and break his foot...at one point he is lying on his stomach and his foot is pointed 180 degrees backyards..Joe Theismann style.

http://www.break.com/index/brokenfoot3.html

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:53 PM

Tom Tucker: In local news we have more on the approach of Hurricane RuPaul.. which is working his or her way up the coast, lets go live to Ollie Williams with the blacky weather report , Ollie?
Ollie Williams: It's raining sideways!
Tom Tucker: Sounds rough Ollie, you have an umbrella?
Ollie Williams: Had one!
Tom Tucker: Where is it?
Ollie Williams: Inside out , 2 miles away !
Tom Tucker: Is there anything we can do for you?
Ollie Williams: Bring me some soup...
Tom Tucker: What kind?
Ollie Williams: CHUNKY!!!

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:55 PM

It appears that audi is going to bring out an A5 in the near future and it looks pretty sweet!

http://images.google.com/imgres?img...hl%3Den%26lr%3D

Jay on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 3:59 PM

Oh, we're definitely doing a mentos/coke rocketpack

I'm a Rocketman!

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 4:00 PM

I know what it's like to be cool

Barry on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 4:01 PM

dammit joe, quote him right
"I know what it takes to be cool."

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 4:01 PM

pixi stix and mountain do supposedly do something pretty cool, that's what I hear

Barry on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 4:02 PM

pop rocks and cola

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 4:03 PM

she packed her bags last night...

Barry on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 4:04 PM

preflight...and i think i'm gonna be high....as a kit
i better not get started

Barry on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 4:05 PM

kite not kit

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 4:07 PM

it looks like my death threats to Applebee's are finally paying off. I pray I never have to see those two no talent assclowns singing about shrimp or whatever the hell they sing about now again
http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansa...ty/14610028.htm

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 4:09 PM

Great t-shirt.

http://www.prickwear.com/productcar...p;idproduct=594

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 4:12 PM

And a t-shirt for Joe.

http://www.prickwear.com/productcar...p;idproduct=627

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 4:13 PM

I might need to update my pillow cases.

http://www.prickwear.com/productcar...sp?idCategory=6

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 4:19 PM

preflight...9 a.m. ....zero hour...

joe on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 4:20 PM

I can't see my t-shirt...banned website

Barry on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 4:21 PM

good pick up joe

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 4:23 PM

30 things all sports fans need to do before you turn 30:
http://www.chicagosportsreview.com/...ew.asp?c=179137

I've only done 14.
1. See the Kentucky Derby.
2. Catch a foul ball
6. Hit the trifecta (won $120, I boxed the top 3 horses in a race. I rule!)
7. Win a title. In anything. It doesn't matter what.
11. Bowl above a 200 (in one game).
13-15. Witness late game heroics.
16. Other baseball abnormalities (saw some dude from the yankees farm team no-no the Redbirds. Also saw someone hit for the cycle against them, but I was so young I didn't know what that meant and it had to be explained to me)
17. Beat Mike Tyson. Not literally, but in video game form
19. Win an NCAA Tournament pool.
20. Correctly predict the Final Four (see previous)
28. Visit the various Halls of Fame.
29. Spend a weekend celebrating the holiday of college football

Bigworm on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 4:24 PM

Joe it says "Too Fuck to Drunk"

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 4:38 PM

Q&A with the playbooks guy for NCAA 2007, one of the things I'm looking forward to the most
http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/spo...tml?sid=6151404

Brock on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 5:17 PM

Check out this chick!
http://www.break.com/index/bb8124.html

Green Baron on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 5:19 PM

Dude, someone just told me about some dude that spraypainted "house for sale" on the side of his house instead of putting up the sign. That's hilarious. You think someone can find me a picture of that. That would be funny.

douglas on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 5:20 PM

23. Become the best of everyone you know at something.

Me and Bmac are Slamball champions!!

Marc on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 5:34 PM

Douglas comeon, you're the best at having a kid.
burn
"play fwee bird"

douglas on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 5:36 PM

it's that super sperm, what can I say?

Phil on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 6:08 PM

Jerome pointed out that I probably have seen a rec league fight with me being a member of natty sci and all. "MY DAD IS IN THE MOB!"

Jay on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 6:24 PM

There have been several almost fights.

Brock on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 9:03 PM

So does me putting Truman in a headlock and slamming on the ground not count?

Green Baron on Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 9:48 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12851908/?GT1=8199

Okay, so I hate to fly. However, everything about this plane spells death. First off, Heathrow, one of the busiest airports in the world, had to upgrade its runways to accomodate this thing. Quite often, a plane needs to emergency land at an alternate runway. But this huge mother of a plane has only a few runways in the world it can put down at. It can't land at any normal airport.
In addition, the wing rupture scares me. Especially when the manufacturer claims, "We might reinforce the wing". What? you might if you get around to it? Can the thing fly with only 1 wing or what?
I got a feeling that anyone with Airbus stock would be wise to dump it before this thing makes it tumble. It's already been a cash cow, and it's not even in production yet. It will only take one accident to take this plane out of existence with as many people as it carries; and it will probably take the airline that it happens to with it. Look what happened to the Concorde. I mean, we already know the French can't fly their planes, but can they build them? I don't trust them. Does Peugeot ring any bells? Renault?

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 9:18 AM

I wonder if he is related to Clinton at all.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12867583/

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 9:21 AM

Sad to say, but it all comes down to economics. How much money can this plane save the airline companies or how much do they save per person for a flight. The good thing is when these beasts are in the air, it should reduce the number of dots the air traffic controller sees on his radar, which is pretty much covered with planes today.

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 9:25 AM

The tagline says it all; Man tries to break Oregon speeding record- comes up 13mph short. Does manage to go to jail, lose BMW. Great picture of said idiot who was "late for a meeting"-probably not Mensa

http://www.katu.com/stories/86029.html

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 9:28 AM

This 7 year old boy is either a genius or a weirdo, you decide.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/japan/sto...1778415,00.html

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 9:31 AM

I think the whole world saw this coming. Dude get a clue - she vanished for a week before your wedding.

http://people.aol.com/people/articl...1195569,00.html

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 9:34 AM

So it begins.

http://www.engadget.com/2006/05/18/...lop-robot-army/

douglas on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 9:35 AM

in an article about that jap boy/girl, i love this line:

According to reports, he will be allowed to use the girls' bathrooms and changing facilities, and to wear girls PE kit. Only his teachers have been informed of his condition.

Then how the fuck does a reporter find out about it and write a story on the Internet if only his teachers know. Are the other kids supposed to be too stupid to figure out that yes indeed, the dude looks like a lady.

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 9:39 AM

The new barbie - Pamela Rogers action figure (Douglas you can get your daughter one).

http://www.wsmv.com/Global/story.as...92&nav=1TcT

And here is the doll.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Sexy-jailbird-t...1QQcmdZViewItem

THE BEST PART OF THE PACKAGE IS AT THE TOP IT SAYS "WHORES IN THE NEWS"

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 9:41 AM

The creator of the Pamela Rogers action figure might just be Natty Sci material.

"I do these things simply because they amuse me."

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 9:51 AM

This is pretty gross, but I am posting it anyway.

Katie Holmes stretch marks.

http://community.livejournal.com/oh...nt/6777255.html

I can't wait for the day when she realizes what the fuck is going on and leaves his ass. I also can't wait till she spills the beans on Scientology, however, most celebrities refuse to talk about it so we may never get to hear it.

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 9:53 AM

Jesus Christ. WTF is everyone?

Joe must be actually working and I bet Phil got drunk last night and is still passed out.

douglas on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 9:56 AM

wes, you're a jackass and i can't wait for you to have a kid. so about that doll, is there like a life size version of it too?

Phil on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:02 AM

nope, just getting slammed at work...

douglas on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:06 AM

i actually went out last night, i was gonna call and see if you all were out but i left the phone in the car.

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:10 AM

Douglas - Yeah she is in prison though.

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:13 AM

But I think you are too old for her Douglas.

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:16 AM

Wendy's is a bunch of retards. I ordered a sausage biscuit and I got a bacon egg and cheese. That's bullshit man

douglas on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:20 AM

the doll's in prison? i guess that's appropriate. so is abby still outta town or what? what's going on tonight?

Jerome on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:21 AM

That little red-headed bitch needs to stick to chili and frosties

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:23 AM

I am going up to St louis tonight

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:26 AM

That Louisville girl that was killed by the Gator. They caught that son of a bitch and it is an 11 foot gator weighing in at 407 pounds. She never had a chance.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,196158,00.html

Phil on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:28 AM

USA! USA! USA!
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news...tory?id=2450250

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:30 AM

Abby comes back today. I've been bored as shit the past few days, so I have been playing Halo online. The good thing is yesterday I probably had my best game of sniping online yesterday with 21 kills and only 8 deaths. 2.625 kill:death ratio that I will take all day every day.

I have had better ratios before, but then again I have had far worst. However, when you are running around owning everyone..that is a pretty good feeling.

douglas on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:32 AM

what's in st. louis?

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:32 AM

I sat around drinking in the umpire's room yesterday. Nothing is better then a walkoff hit by pitch. I had a catcher singing to the batter, "I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you..."

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:33 AM

My buddy Paul

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:35 AM

A bunch of us are going rafting. I may drown since we are mixing rafting and drinking.

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:36 AM

I can see the headlines now, "Louisville man drowns in 2 feet on water, if only he could stand up"

douglas on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:44 AM

strangely, i would be proud, i think that's the type of exit we at Natty Scians can only hope for

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:46 AM

That's funny Joe - I thought I was gonna drown in 2 inches of water. Marc remembers that story very well.

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:01 AM

What's going on next weekend? Is the Big Jay Experience featuring Marcus Brody playing?

Wrecking Crew on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:04 AM

DUDE, DAVE JUSTICE IS AT THE FUCKING HOSPITAL TODAY!!!!!

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:06 AM

are you allowed to say why?

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:08 AM

Bigworm....HIV test?

Jerome on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:09 AM

Treatment for some Halle Berry infection I'm guessing

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:10 AM

How long ago did he retire?

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:13 AM

2002

douglas on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:14 AM

i hope he dies, i have his autograph and that thing would quadruple in value

douglas on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:15 AM

so yeah, i've got reserved seating in hell

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:16 AM

Douglas - that is awesome.

Capitalism rules. For 50 bucks a homeless guy might help you out.

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:20 AM

Oh this is really cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOSx7v87JCA

douglas on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:21 AM

before i beat his ass maybe

Brock on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:27 AM

The Desert Fox will be returning either late tonight or tomorrow morning. Regardless, Saturday must entail something.

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:39 AM

Hey Philco you like fucked up girls. I bet that Jennifer Wilbanks is right up your alley. I mean lets be honest, anyone who is going to fake their own kidnapping so they don't get married is a keeper.

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:41 AM

was she ever a waitress?

Phil on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:46 AM

she probably smokes

Phil on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:50 AM

eddie sutton to retire:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=2450569

douglas on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:50 AM

we're off waitresses now, we're into babysitters

Jerome on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:54 AM

Who's gonna issue the invitation to Eddie Sutton for GBITT?

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:57 AM

Eddie Sutton at GBITT....I definately won't make it till mindnight because I will kick his ass and the cops will take me away.

Phil on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:58 AM

Danny Almonte married a 30 year old:
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/draft...tory?id=2450606

This story creeps me out.

Barry on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:05 PM

zbikowsi fight coming up
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/ncaa/

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:05 PM

he is only 19 now

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:08 PM

Wow..some people get bored and build mentos-diet pepsi rockets...others build homemade flamethrowers.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/05/...amethrower.html

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:09 PM

I discovered not too long ago I have a propane torch at home

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:09 PM

did I mention wd 40 is flammable?

Phil on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:11 PM

jerome just shot flaming WD40 at me. Thanks, Joe.

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:12 PM

no problem

Jerome on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:12 PM

Yeah - thanks, Joe.

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:13 PM

beer good fire bad

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:13 PM

this is great. 3 way prank phone call involving phone sex operators.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/3-...prank-call.html

Phil on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:23 PM

nothing but coors light for 8 years. That's 70,000 coors light putting the average to about 24 a day:
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=268346#

oh, and he didn't throw away a single can.

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:36 PM

Phil do you spend $4,000 a year in booze?

Jay on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:41 PM

Yes, the Big jay experience featuring marcus brody will be playing sunday the 29th.

Jay on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:42 PM

So we had a meeting this morning, and the director is talking about this manual on our network that we need to read. His comment was "You can be reading this instead of playing on the internet." When he said that, he looked right at me. That is sweet.

Phil on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:54 PM

hmmm, $4000 could be obtainable. It's about $11 a day. You assume that I probably go out every other day and spend about $20 doing so...yeah - I spend $4000 a year on booze (and food expenses that go along with it).

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:59 PM

I approx. a case of coors at $11

Brock on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 1:42 PM

You have to remember though... I'd approximate about 8-10 Coors Lights as equal to 1 Jager-bomb. 24 sounds like a lot, but its just 3 Jager-bombs a day.

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 1:46 PM

whe you put it that way....

Phil on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 1:53 PM

$11 a day = two smithwicks.

now, assuming I drank by myself at home 24 beers a day, I can get a 6 pack of smithwicks for $7.99. That would put me at $11,665.40 a year in booze expenses. Or if they stop having Smithwicks onsale and go back to the $8.99 price I'd be looking at $13,125.40 year.

Or I could go to O'Shea's and drink 24 a day and I'm looking at $48,180 a year. Plus tip.

douglas on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 2:13 PM

http://www.break.com/index/bigdudefight.html

Brock on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 2:17 PM

I guess the question is: Is stalking waitresses worth $35,000-37,000 a year?

How much is a hooker?

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 2:18 PM

Douglas - I remember watching that fight on pay per view. If I remember correct, the smaller guy who is about 230 pounds or so was an alternate by the name of Keith Hackney and the big guy's name is Yarbrough..i think. Hackney or maybe that was the guy that replaced this dude broke his hand on the big guys skull.

douglas on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 2:18 PM

that's awesome, bout as good as those kimbo fights

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 2:23 PM

The worst fight I think was a 270 pound ji-jitsu artist by the name of Remco Pardo vs. 160 pound kick boxer Orlando Weit. Orlando was much faster than this guy but this big guy accidentally fell on him and with the weight differential the small guy was helpless. After Pardo realized his elbow was on Weit's head he did a few elbow smashed into his skull and you see Weit just go limp. I thought the guy died at first, but thankfully he was onl KO'd.

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 2:26 PM

Pat smith vs. Scott Morris - pat smith beat this guys face till it looked like a roadmap of blood.

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 2:27 PM

mailbag http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060519

douglas on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 2:31 PM

joe, your timing is impeccable

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 2:50 PM

This probably scared the shit out of some 5 year olds. Imagine playing soccer and all of a sudden a small tornado or a very large dirt devil forms.

I think it is more of an F1 tornado but whatever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzia...;search=tornado

Phil on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 3:00 PM

Oh, I can stalk at a much cheaper rate. One water + plate of fries will run me no more than $4. I could do that twice a week putting me at around $400 a year for stalking purposes.

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 3:06 PM

Stoughton, WI tornado in August of 2005. I imagine this is what Natty Sci would sound like if we taped a tornado.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzcO...;search=tornado

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 3:32 PM

On a side note, I found out where my seats are for the 2007 NCAA tourney held in Rupp Arena. Section 43 Row P seats 9 and 10. So I am watching the games angled behind the backboard, but the key is having the seats and not the bleachers. All in all, the seats will be pretty decent actually, so I am happy.

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 3:33 PM

And here is a Rupp seating chart, so anyone who is watching the games can look for my retarded ass!

http://www.rupparena.com/charts/rup...eatingchart.htm

douglas on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 3:38 PM

i'll make sure i save that seating chart on my desk for the next 10 months

Phil on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 3:46 PM

i've bookmarked it!

Phil on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 3:48 PM

this made me laugh:
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/a...RTICLE_ID=50268

(Via fark)

Phil on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:01 PM

what's going on tonight? I'm tempted to just watch the NBA Playoffs tonight.

Game 6 - Detroit Pistons vs. Cleveland Cavaliers 7:00 PM
Game 6 - Dallas Mavericks vs. San Antonio Spurs 9:30 PM

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:06 PM

This is a classic video.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/stopsignkid.html

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:08 PM

Freudian Slip courtesty of a news anchor.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/f...eudianslip.html

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:11 PM

So whats the deal for tomorrow?

douglas on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:18 PM

i'm down for something tonight

joe on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:18 PM

Birthdays:
1915 Pol Pot dictator/mass murderer
1925 Malcolm X [Little] Omaha NE, assassinated leader of black muslims
1941 Jimmy Hoffa Jr son of Jimmy Hoffa/Teamster union leader
1945 Peter Townshend England, rock guitarist/vocalist/composer (The Who-Tommy)
1949 Dusty Hill rocker (ZZ Top)
1951 Joey Ramone [Jeffrey Hyman] Forest Hills NY, punk rocker (Ramones-Baby I Love You)
1957 Bill Laimbeer NBA center (Cleveland Cavaliers, Detroit Pistons)
1959 Nicole Brown Simpson Frankford Germany, Mrs OJ Simpson (murdered in 1994)
1967 Turk Wendell Pittsfield MA, pitcher (Chicago Cubs)
1976 Kevin Garnett NBA forward (Minnesota Timberwolves)

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:35 PM

Pretty good soccer commercial.

http://www.break.com/index/lovefootball.html

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:40 PM

This is still pretty good. I am waiting for those fuckers to come to my neighborhood and start this shit, but no such luck yet.

http://www.break.com/index/goodword.html

Marc on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:41 PM

phil, can you see if they still have "open mic night" on sundays? I was there a couple sundays ago and This Side Up was not playing and no "open mic night." i just have this feeling it'd be best to confirm it before planning on it and big jay taking the guitar there.

Phil on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:44 PM

in all honestity, my people for the most part no longer work there. If I stumble into Laura or Greg I'll ask them, but your best bet might be just calling them up.

Phil on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:48 PM

The Jahova witnesses used to come to my old apartment all the time. I was ok with it for a little while until they showed up and asked me if I planned to vote and then implied that because Jesus refused to be labeled as the king of the jews that he was saying you shouldn't get involved in politics. They ran into a hung over Phil that day and they never showed up again.

That being said, that kid threw a decent spiral for wearing a backpack in a confined space.

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:53 PM

I still think the best had to be those 2 girls that showed up trying to sell magazines to Natty Sci. She thought she was going to sell us everything because we were 2 college guys and she was moderately attractive. Obviously, she had never met Natty Sci.

Phil on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:55 PM

i got one guy to go buy me a gatorade and some alka-seltzer if I bought maximum for like $12 a year. That was fun too.

Jay on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:59 PM

I just spoke to some chick named Jamie up at O'Shea's. She said there is no official open mic nite, but that if we talk to the manager greg, he would probably let us play after the permanent guy was done.

Bigworm on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 5:06 PM

Let's be honest, a guy walking to the store to get you something to help your hangover is worth a magazine subscription.

Phil on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 5:08 PM

jamie is good people. she grabbed my junk when she was drunk

Green Baron on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 5:20 PM

I would post the fark article on Jews and Christians having to wear colored stars to indicate their religion in Iran, but instead I'll post this one,

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2006051...on_060519170716

What a great idea. Why haven't I heard of this before!

Barry on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 5:24 PM

that's just scary

Brock on Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 12:59 AM

Jay and I have decided. This summer, the Natty Sci needs to take a trip to the beach together. A beach house. Sometime in the middle or end of July. EVERYONE! Ladies, gents. Soon, the actual next generation (babies) of Natty Sci will be coming around the corner, so before that burden befalls some of us, we should try another beach trip. Daytona and Panama were classics, and Jay missed out, so we've got to have another for the Crazed Buffalo.

Just to start the discussion: I'm thinking beach house (sleeping 20-30) on the Outer Banks, NC.

Bigworm on Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 10:52 AM

That sounds like a lot of fun, unfortunately I won't be able to make it.

Phil on Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 12:48 PM

dave ragone released by the texans:
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl...ts/3876431.html

Marc on Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 5:51 PM

Come on Brock, Jay's just gonna pull out at the last minute again. He's the pull-out king. He's good at pulling-out. (of Natty Sci journeys, not vaginas.)

Brock on Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 5:58 PM

Bunch of optimists... I just throw the idea out, and already 2 people shoot it down.

Brock on Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 7:01 PM

I'm never going to fucking see a Triple Crown winner!!

Marc on Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 7:14 PM

July doesn't work for me. got summer classes. i'm up for august.

Brock on Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 7:40 PM

Honestly, I think August may work better for me too. Actually... I don't know... because I have no idea when I'll have to write my thesis. Hell, I can write a Ph.D. dissertation while drinking on a beach.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 7:51 PM

Let's get ready to rumble!

Cubs vs Sox

How 'bout that!

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap...ameId=260520104

You'd think if someone got sucker-punched like that, they might break a jaw or something.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 8:01 PM

Thanks to the fark

http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews...al/14616589.htm

The story is fairly disturbing but there are some great lines...

I honestly don't think I could have gotten through this without the morphine.

The only time I ever hit my wife was the other day to get her to let go of my balls.

And some words you never want to hear together...

ripping into his gonads

pulverizing her husband's privates

Brock on Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 8:08 PM

Chris, you are one sick sonofabitch.

Green Baron on Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 9:58 PM

Too bad for Barbaro. But hey, kids need glue too.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 2:54 AM

Speaking of being a sick sonofabitch, you know what's incredibly cool? I get paid to use power tools to amputate people's extremities. You know what's even bettter than that, when I get to do it to people who come in testing positive for 1) opiates 2) cannabanoids 3) cocaine 4) benzodiazepines (your Xanax family) 5) tricyclic antidepressants. Sometimes I love my job.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 2:54 AM

I am going to hell.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 2:55 AM

Does cutting off body parts in the middle of the night, make anyone else hungry?

Bigworm on Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 11:20 AM

Brock - the idea is great in my opinion, however, I only get 2 weeks vacation and mine will be spent in Europe to visit Abby and do some travelling abroad since she is going to be gone for 4 months.

Bigworm on Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 11:25 AM

Chris - you might just have the 2nd coolest job ever. The first of course is being the Grim Reaper which I called dibs on many years ago.

Bigworm on Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 11:27 AM

Axl should have laid out Hilfiger.

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/a...12&GT1=7702

Phil on Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 8:04 PM

the simpsons have some pretty interesting x3 commercials. they are splicing together clips of season 7 with x3 and it makes me laugh

Phil on Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 11:13 PM

i submitted this to fark today but it wasn't accepted. it's a video of a package making its way through the UPS air terminal:
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...1002&Ref=AR

joe on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 7:52 AM

I went on a float trip in Mo this weekend for Paul's bachelor party (his idea). I don't know how I am still alive or not in jail. Friday night in O'fallon, IL we hit up the bars (think HPBL or golden nugget). 10 minutes into our trip to this converted gas station into bar called Mandy's the place is put on police lockdown because a guy was hit over the head with a beer bottle. Cops close the bar early so we just walk home and play cornhole in the apartment parking lot. Paul's neighbor comes out and plays, we offer him a beer he offers us some pills, blue ones laced with heroin green ones cocaine. Next day we go floating. short float with cooler of beer Paul falls in, lands on rock, breaks rib (drink more ease pain). Inter campsite drunk wiffle ball tournament, I rule! Other sites refer to me as the Barry Bonds of wiffle ball. As a token of there wiffle ball appreciation other camp sites make us bong beers with them. Hours later, beer, bourbon and beer bongs later....alcohol and train bridges don't mix. falling in campfire hurts and playing commando drunk in the pitch black makes me fall in creeks and not be able to climb out (similar to Phil in apartment ponds). Next morning story gets good. We get pulled over, not stopping at stop sign all the way. driver still drunk legally. Passes field test fails breathalyzer. I had written I heart boobs all over car day before, female cop. I'm sitting in backseat with an inflatable sheep, inflatable doll and 2 playboys while covered in mud from creek. cop cuffs driver and walks to car asking who is most sober of other 3. I say can you give us a minute. she comes back for an answer, we got nothing. She looks at me walks to the other side of the car and tests that person. He passed, we hang out at the Cuba, Mo police station population 3,000 for about an hour they release person with only a moving violation. Fun weekend, should do it again.

joe on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 8:30 AM

We invented a game on the train bridge called stand by me. i don't remember the rules of the game, but basically you run around on a train bridge and call people the fat kid from stand by me.

Brock on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 9:29 AM

Yes, you should probably be dead. Lucky bastard.

douglas on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 9:46 AM

here's my favorite part of joe's story:

'Next morning story gets good.'

apparently the broken beer bottle, heroin, cocaine, broken rib, drunk campsite wiffle ball and falling in fires doesn't make for a good story already. kudos on your wonderful weekend, u make me proud

douglas on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 9:54 AM

honestly, how many families do u know like the burkets? while chris was enjoying playing with power tools and chopping off extremities for a living, joe was playing stand by me on a train bridge and falling into fires. i can't wait 'til you're mayor

joe on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 10:00 AM

I told the story to some people at work and they said, "anybody besides joe we would say you're lying, but joe we think 'yep that's joe.'"

Bigworm on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 10:18 AM

Joe - this is where you truley earned your "The Man The Legend" stripes.

"I'm sitting in backseat with an inflatable sheep, inflatable doll and 2 playboys while covered in mud from creek. cop cuffs driver and walks to car asking who is most sober of other 3. I say can you give us a minute. she comes back for an answer, we got nothing."

That brings a tear to my eye.

douglas on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 10:28 AM

joe, i called u last night cuz a few of us went out for a couple drinks at brendan's, if u were really a legend u would've rebounded from a weekend like that with more drinks

adrian on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 10:29 AM

Our little tadpole is finally a frog...you make me proud joe

joe on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 10:32 AM

I know you called. The 4 hour drive home put me over the edge. I decided to sit back and watch family guy. Umpire drinking Thursday, oh ya the drinking in the cemetery friday that I left out of the story, and Saturday's debauchery, I was ok with calling it early Sunday.

joe on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 10:32 AM

Did I mention that chick with the pierced nipples and tongue stud?

douglas on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 10:36 AM

jesus christ joe, i especially liked the drunk call fri. night saying "hey fucker, u better be drunk"

joe on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 10:52 AM

between 6 people we had a 30 pack and a case then we bought 3 more cases a bottle of bourbon and a bottle of bailey's. We came home with 6 beers.

joe on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 10:52 AM

that was just saturday.

joe on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 10:56 AM

What are we doing next weekend for marc's b-day and memorial day?

Green Baron on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 11:00 AM

"Hey honey, my daughter died, what should we do?"
"Let's get married tomorrow!"
"Yeah!"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060521...eople_chapman_5

Brent on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 11:25 AM

That story was great, god bless small towns.

Phil on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 11:37 AM

bill, the cajun chicken pasta chef, told me that he used to put a full tank of gas in his car, drive until he had 3/4 of a tank left and find the nearest small town. Then he'd get shitty drunk in that town and be "that guy" there for the day.

Bigworm on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 11:42 AM

Isaac - Dog is one crazy SOB.

Brent on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 11:45 AM

Dean and Rondo preparing for the draft...

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...=73245338035829

Barry on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 12:21 PM

how many other people got a phone call from joe at 2:30 Saturday morning?

joe on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 12:23 PM

I called you from outside the cemetery in the middle of a 4 way stop

joe on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 12:23 PM

I called barry, jay, douglas and I wished joanna a happy anniversay.

Barry on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 12:25 PM

i think the conversation went something like this
joe in his "i'm drunk so maybe if i yell i will speak more clearly" voice: what are you doin?
me: sleeping
joe: you're sleeping? pussy
(voice in background)
joe again: Paul says you're a pussy
me: ok
joe: so what's goin on?
me: sleep
joe: you're sleeping? ok i'll let you get back to sleep. later.

joe on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 12:44 PM

The joanna one was good. Paul made a comment about Chris' wedding. We were talking about it and then it hit me it was their anniversary and so I dialed the number and had everyone yell happy anniversary on the voicemail and one person wished her a happy haunnakah

joe on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 1:56 PM

This dumbass at work was trying to tell me that Jennie Finch the hot softball player was still in college.

Bigworm on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 2:09 PM

WTF - Dress up as Freddie and stab someone with your knife glove.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,196445,00.html

Barry on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 2:11 PM

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...d.ap/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/05/22/ch...g.ap/index.html

all this violence on the news in such a short period of time. i feel like i'm home again.

joe on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 2:27 PM

great way to say hey what's up?

http://www.tcpalm.com/tcp/high_scho...4709726,00.html

Barry on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 2:37 PM

shocker
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060522...XWfazfUoBUbLisB

Barry on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 2:46 PM

interesting and di you hear about the kid that caught #714. Said he doesn't want to meet bonds. doesn't really like him.
Bonds: well if he doesn't like me, gimme the ball
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=hruby/060512

Bigworm on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 3:43 PM

It would be great if the kid told Bonds..."I'll give you the ball if you admit steroid use".

Marc on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 4:04 PM

interesting short documentary showing police violating the constitution.
http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/..._Chilling_Video

Phil on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 4:23 PM

DJ Gallo's Power Rankings for the NHL and NBA:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=gallo/060522

Worth reading for the first paragraph alone.

Barry on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 4:32 PM

i liked this part best
"3. Another NCAA hazing scandal erupted last week when Northwestern University suspended its women's soccer team after pictures appeared on the Internet showing a hazing party that included nudity and simulated sex acts. And I, for one, don't want to sit idly by and watch this growing problem spiral out of control as so many media people did a decade ago with steroids. I want to take action. Therefore, I would like to invite women's NCAA team members to e-mail me their hazing photos featuring nudity and simulated sex acts so I can review them and determine whether they are OK to post online. Please note that I will not be accepting men's hazing pictures, however, as I'll likely have my hands full with the women's photos. Also, my e-mail account has both a file size limit and picture subject weight limit. Oh, and I might need to meet with some submitters in person to go over my recommendations"
Giggity

Brock on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 5:26 PM

Marc, I'm going to have to call out that video. If the crowd gets to have cameras to videotape any wrongdoing by the police, then I think the police have the right to have video to protect themselves from accusations. Also, it aids in any arrests that need to be made if some hooligans in the protest decide to start tossing mollitofs at the police.

Phil on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 5:45 PM

i gave up on that video when i heard that ladies voice.

"hooow maany of theeese faaces arre peeeople yooou knooow?"

shut the hell up, monotone lady speaking too slow. and take a shower, you hippy.

Brock on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 5:52 PM

My ears did start bleeding listening to her, but I figured if I was gonna rip it, I had to at least watch it.

Brent on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 5:58 PM

Brock, what about the last part; are you calling that out too?

Jay on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 6:31 PM

Lynnie starts moving his stuff in on Wednesday. First step to the Natty Sci house.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 7:40 PM

Lynnie's moving out to a house of his own?

Jay on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 10:02 PM

He's going to be living with me for a couple months.

Brent on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 11:48 PM

Jay, tell me again how you would say "no" to this...

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060521/...W1jBHNlYwNtZXBo

Marc on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 4:07 AM

Jimmy Kimmel gets bitten by snake
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles...l?autoplay=true

Phil on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 5:20 AM

go to bed, marc.

And I contend Lynnie moving out of his house isn't the first step to the Natty Sci house...it's the first step of the apocolypse.

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 8:41 AM

I umped one of the best little league baseball games I have ever seen. The pitchers combined for 30 strikeouts of the 35 outs made. The only runs of the game came on a 2 strike 2 out walk off homerun that hit the top of the fence bounced up, came down hit the fence and went over.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 9:16 AM

Joe - I think Adrian threw a perfect game in Little League. Most dominating pitching performance I have ever seen. Even more so than Danny Almonte against 12 year olds.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 9:17 AM

Adrian was the Nolan Ryan of SJYL.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 9:18 AM

Whereas, I was more like Bob Gibson...if you looked at me wrong I threw at your head..mainly because I was wild not intentional.

Jerome on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 9:20 AM

I was the Atlee Hammaker of my little league.

Brock on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 9:20 AM

I pitched in only one game. I gave up 2 home runs and beamed a guy.

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 9:21 AM

this kid playing ss last night was 6-1 at least 210 lbs and could move and throw. 12 years old. I asked to see his driver's license to verify his age. He was confused.

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 9:24 AM

The least the kid could do is shave so he looks close to 12

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 9:37 AM

Are you sure that wasn't Aaron Alvey in disguise Joe?

I think I am going to have to watch the battle for Chicago series or is it already over?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmzT...amp;t=t&f=b

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 9:38 AM

And to go with the perfect game, he threw several no hitters....and I am talking about baseball not his sex life.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 9:45 AM

I saw the trailer for the movie Fearless when I went to see The Da Vinci Code this past weekend. It stars Jet Li so you know there is going to be a lot of ass kickin' in it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0446059/

Wow - I think my brain might just explode because could you imagine a super team of Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, and Jet Li?

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 9:48 AM

"Luke Skywalker" apparentely is a black man, who posesses super human strength and reminds me of natty sci for some reason.

http://www.wftv.com/news/9256517/detail.html

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 9:50 AM

I heard about that PE teacher

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 9:55 AM

wes, was the da vinci code good, i heard the movie wasn't too good

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 10:04 AM

So an investigator just showed up looking for our manager.

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 10:07 AM

I hope thay aren't after me

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 10:07 AM

I swear to god she said she was 18 and I didn't use my real name

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 10:10 AM

that's why u check for ID's man, that's why u check for IDs

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 10:10 AM

Douglas - well I think it would be really hard to make The Davinci Code into a movie, probably the hardest of all the Dan Brown books. TDC is more of a thinking type novel with not a whole lot of chase in it compared to say Angels and Demons or Digital Fortress. TDC wasn't bad, there is just no way possible for it to live up to the hype of the novel turning into a movie that it received. I haven't read the book, but it did leave something to be desired. Abby and her sister complained that it didn't follow the book completely at the end, whereas, other people that I know loved the movie.

IMO - Angels and Demons would be a better movie because he is working with the government to solve a murder plot, whereas, in TDC the French government is looking for Robert Langdon because a bishop in the catholic church called the French captain who is a member of Opus Dei and told him without any evidence that Langdon confessed to him of murder. That just didn't make much sense to me.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 10:12 AM

Joe - one of abby's clients had the FBI storm their building one day. They had about 80 agents on site that day..1 for every single employee.

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 10:15 AM

if that's what happened in the movie, that's not what happened in the book. i'll probably wait for it to go to village 8 or something

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 10:16 AM

joe, have u decided to nut up and go to vegas with us? me and bmac are checking out airfare and hotels right now

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 10:17 AM

I'm not going

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 10:33 AM

y not?

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 10:33 AM

his sister's gonna' be there......

Brent on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 10:34 AM

Wow, this guy doesnt do anything half-ass...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/lithuani...BHNlYwNtcm5ld3M-

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Yeah I'd be nervous if my accomplice turned on me.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060523...us/sniper_trial

Brent on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 10:51 AM

"appeared nervous," yeah right, what does he have to be nervous about; losing his second life? He already has been given the death sentence in another trial.

adrian on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 10:52 AM

Worm,

Do you still have your backpack? I need one to take to Florida.

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:00 AM

Douglas when you going?

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:10 AM

june 30-july 3 if i go, i still basically need to get this job offer from chase and clear it with them before i will agree to go

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:11 AM

Because his accomplice hasn't testified against him before. There is talk that that verdict could be thrown out I do believe, and since the government just employed the divide and conquer strategy.....conviction rates are 100% at that point.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:12 AM

Adrian - do you want a backpack or a duffle bag...I have both.

adrian on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:19 AM

backpack would be sufficient

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:22 AM

Do you plan on killling a hooker and carrying her out in a backpack and burying her on the beach?

adrian on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:24 AM

well....yeah

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:24 AM

Hel I'll lend you a backpack then

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:26 AM

i might need one too then....

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:29 AM

Douglas you might need 3 or 4

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:32 AM

so why don't u want to go?

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:39 AM

After the bachelor party and the wedding in a couple weeks I have spent a lot of money. And I am planning to go to major league games somewhere before or after 4th of July for my vacation.

Phil on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:41 AM

the MySpace profile of the FSU basketball recruit that was caught with cocaine hidden in his butt:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...iendID=73936558

Only because he has a bunch of 14 and 15 year old girls leaving comments like "call me!"

Jay on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:47 AM

I saw the Davinci Code this weekend. I thought it was pretty good. Although I haven't read the book either. I really liked the very end. I thought it was filmed very poetically.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Joe - does St. Louis and Boston play anytime in St. Louis this year?

Jay on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:50 AM

I also like the fact that they didn't try to turn it into a love story.

Jay on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:50 AM

Wes interuppted my flow. My last commet was also about the Davinci Code.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:51 AM

damnit...i thought they might play in interleague play.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:52 AM

I thought it was good..just not as good as the hype. I think because of the hype and I had the date circled on the calendar to see it...it left something to be desired.

Phil on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:53 AM

Malcolm Gladwell on the book "Wages of Win"
http://www.newyorker.com/critics/bo...0529crbo_books1

also for the dog lovers out there he has an interview with the guy who does "The Dog Whisperer" on Nation Geographic TV:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/con...on_onlineonly01

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:54 AM

wes they don't play in interleague. Boston plays Atlanta in interleague this year

Barry on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 11:59 AM

listened to covino and rich this morning on maxim radio adn they were talking about high maintenance bitches. i'm so glad i don't live in ny. They were talking about having to buy gucci and prada and all that bs. fuck that. the converstion started bec. they had a guest on who wrote a book about it. he defined a high maintenance woman as one who "demands a way of life that she cannot provide for herself." I thought that was a good definition.

Barry on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 12:01 PM

further, their intern tried to defend high maintenance girls saying "high maintenance, high quality." Covino immemdiately told her she was fired.

Barry on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 12:07 PM

dr rey restrains 80 year old man on airplaine.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060523...ane_disturbance

Green Baron on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 1:04 PM

Can someone explain to me the fake snake biting Jimmy Kimmel. I just didn't see the humor in it. Maybe if they hadn't taken it so far, it might have been a laugh. Was there anything funny when he returned?

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 1:19 PM

Brent - perhaps this is why the sniper was nervous?

"Lee Boyd Malvo testified today that his former partner and father figure, John Allen Muhammad, told him before the 2002 sniper attacks "we're going to terrorize this nation." Malvo said Muhammad also outlined a plan for six sniper shootings a day for 30 days, to be followed by a bombing campaign that would target schools, school buses and children's hospitals."

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/05/23/s...l.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 1:25 PM

The bandwagon is forming and the senators are circling.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060523.../clinton_energy

Marc on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 1:27 PM

Hey LOOK, when can get the Natty Sci movie greenlighted.
http://www.empireonline.com/news/st...y.asp?NID=18821

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 1:27 PM

For anyone who wondered why a compound fracture is such a big deal to a horse, well here is why.

http://www.slate.com/id/2142159/?GT1=8190

Barry on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 1:36 PM

more news on barksdale
""FLORENCE -- A pair of University of North Alabama baseball players have been selected for the NCAA Division II All-South Central Region team in voting by the region's head coaches. UNA junior outfielder James Barksdale of Florence and senior pitcher Brock Hunton of Dublin, Ohio, were selected for first-team all-region honors. Barksdale hit .436 with 105 hits in 241 at-bats. He scored 67 runs, had 14 doubles, seven triples and two home runs, drove in 38 runs and stole 59 bases in 69 attempts. "

Barry on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 1:55 PM

damn it, twice i've stalled conversation.

Marc on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 1:56 PM

Who killed the Electric Car?
http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony/...riccar/trailer/

Barry on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:00 PM

the last date i went on was a year and a half ago (how sorry is that?) with the girl on the far left
http://www.tigerweekly.com/pp_img.p...;iidpp=530#head

Barry on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:02 PM

marc, i can't get the electric car thing to open

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:02 PM

The broken leg also makes it hard for the horse to do it. http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...RTS08/605230407

Phil on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:09 PM

Ha ha, horse racing rules require fucking. That's great. I mean, do they require you to film the horses fucking? And how hard would it to be to hire like a butt double or something?

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Great headline, "Barbaros put down, Snaps leg humping"

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:19 PM

Marc - I say we go for it. Fuck this 9-5 shit, let's get our movie out there....we can atleast be the next broken lizard.

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:24 PM

lets make a movie and a sequel, better yet a trilogy

Phil on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:27 PM

i say we make a prequel to Young Guns II

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:39 PM

Phil - you never make the prequel...you will just fuck up the original movie. Lucas learned that the hard way by making episodes I and II. With that being said, Episode III kicks ass IMO.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:40 PM

Why do I have Blaze of Glory in my head right now?

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:40 PM

American Pie can't even hold the Natty Sci jockstrap.

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:41 PM

BON JOVI FUCKING RULES!!!!

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:42 PM

the only problem with a natty sci movie would be for a lot of things we were so drunk we might not remember all the details, but that's what screenwriters are for i guess

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:43 PM

but slamball would be in there for sure

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:43 PM

the classic joe evening, we know where it started and ended but what happened inbetween...probably nothing

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:49 PM

can bon jovi do the soundtrack?

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:49 PM

as long as scott caan is outside your room taking drunk pictures of the door, it'll be funny. best line of the evening

Drunk friend to me and cuban: Is my friend in there? I need to get her out, I need to take care of her.

Me and Cuban (in unison): I'm afraid we can't let you, we're trying to take care of our friend too.

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:50 PM

how bout i do the soundtrack in the style of bon jovi. i can sing all the hits

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:50 PM

I was going with the hospital night, but that night works too

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:52 PM

that was good as well, the movie poster can just have a single can of red bull on it as the logo, kinda like the american pie

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:55 PM

jager and red bull played a large part in both nights

Brock on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 2:55 PM

See, I think all the Joe and Douglas antics should be saved for the sequel. Here's why:

1. There is so much history from Natty Sci, it could easily fill two films.

2. The Joe Era is a good way of maintaining a sequel because the stories are just as good, if not better, than the original. Its kind of like adding Lando in Empire Strikes Back... a new character with cool backstory.... except in this case, Lando is a wicked drunk who makes girls cry.

I'm now calling Joe Lando from now on.

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:09 PM

douglas, when are you getting your place?

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:30 PM

in about a month

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:31 PM

i was there over the weekend and the kitchen cabinets and countertops were in, all the electrical stuff is done, they're supposed to have my plumbing done this week, put on the finishing touches next week, and get the carpet and hardwood floors in the week after.

Jay on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:34 PM

I actually have about 3-4 pages of script I started a couple of years ago for the natty sci movie.

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:34 PM

as for brock's idea about the movie, i can't hold any claim to being an original natty sci, and obviously i don't know all the stories from the beginning, but there are more than enough stories to fill a trilogy. i think another good movie idea would be just a documentary, someone walking around with a camera on new year's or something. that way, all current members could be included, and all kinds of drunken shenanigans would be captured for posterity

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:34 PM

I propose...that we make a movie that shows the beginning and evening...and show the rest of what happened through recollection of us going to Joe's house the next weekend. As people show-up more of the story is revealed and/or set straight receiving the most sober guys point of view at the end and the drunkest first.

Brock on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:38 PM

I think herein lies a decision. Is the move an epic or simply a slapstick comedy? If you want to go the single movie route, I would go with what Wes has just proposed. Its a hardcore wild comedy. If you want to make the story an epic, I think bits from throughout the history would be appropriate. Did that make any sense?

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:40 PM

I think we go for the slap stick comedy to get the masses. Everyone knows that a crazy comedy will get a cult following like no other. From there, we build the legacy.

Of course we could go with the title "The Men...The Legends" but that would only contain me, Joe, and Jerry O'connell....and we are all more fun that Jerry O'connell.

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:41 PM

aka the fat kid from stand by me

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:41 PM

i think wes's proposal does make a lot of sense, cuz there really have been a ton of nights i've gone to joe's and found out about a bunch of shit i did the week before i had no idea about. like the movie could be a bunch of flashbacks, kinda like a mystery, until the end result (or the crime, which of course is very possible depending on how drunk we get) is figured out

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:44 PM

are we doing week before or night before? could be the wake up and the house is trashed, random stufff from a cop car, dead body...and we are figuring out what the hell happened the night before.

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:45 PM

dead hooker chopped up in a backpack......or 2......or 3

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:46 PM

documentary can come after the cult following from the movie forms

Brock on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:48 PM

The reason I like the epic idea, and bare with me on this, is because it develops characters... which, in turn, provides an opportunity to spin off other movies such as:

A horror staring Chris: Hospital Chainsaw Massacre
A porno staring Marc: Marc Does Hikes Point Lounge
A tear-jerker staring Joe: The Crying At Whiskey Dick Game
A musical staring Douglas: Spinal Tap 2: Eric Jovi
A thriller staring Phil: Stalking Waitresses
A romantic comedy staring Brock: 10 Years and No Ring
A drama staring Lynnie: Over-reacting
A documentary staring the Baron: Bowling for the Green Baron's Farhenheit
An action flick staring Wes: Missing In Action: After Midnight
A comedy staring Adrian: Liar Liar 2: Kiss Me!
A western staring Jay: The Good, The Bad, and the Crazed Buffalo

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:51 PM

i think we should do a documentary to gain the cult following on the indie circuit and with internet geeks, then we can sell out and do a big budget picture that a movie studio will pay for, and then we build the legacy with a collection of movies showing infamous moments in natty sci history. for instance, a movie called 'the real american wedding' that chronicles burket's nuptials, of course i wasn't at wes's but i've heard many good stories from that one as well, so maybe that's a two parter, or 'slamball', or 'halloween party'.

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:52 PM

brock, those are great

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:53 PM

We could always do the children's book "Douglas: are you my daddy?"

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:54 PM

oh wow, i'm speechless

Brock on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:54 PM

The marketing ideas are endless!

Thing about it: A Brent Action Figure. Complete with 1000 different hand gestures and pickup lines.

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:54 PM

or 'Kaelyn: Pway Fwee Bird'

Phil on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:56 PM

apparently I'm known as "The Man, The Myth, The Legend" at Molly's know. When Shawn the bartender called me that my first thought was "no, that's joe."

We could film the movie at O'shea's on Monday mornings and put garbage bags over the windows to make it look like night time.

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:56 PM

the b-mac action figure comes with the purple miata

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 3:57 PM

Phil will already be there

adrian on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 4:02 PM

Wow Brock, those were actually funny titles. I actually spit water on my monitor when i read Missing in action...after midnight

Brock on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 4:03 PM

The Brock Action Figure comes with a big cup of Big Red.

Brock on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 4:05 PM

We might even get Hot Wheels to make a special edition: Bulletproof Blazer

joe on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 4:16 PM

and a special 3 pack of cars where jay's car rear ends another car into chris' car

Phil on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 4:21 PM

i just fucked everything up. it is fixed now.

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 4:25 PM

new sports guy:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060523
i just got done pooping

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 4:42 PM

Good one Joe,

We could always do the children's book "Douglas: are you my daddy?"

I'm still laughing..no offense douglas.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 4:43 PM

Brock - I figure that would all be shit we would include in the comedy.

Joanna on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 4:43 PM

thank you for the movie commentary. I laughed so hard that I've got tears in my eyes and everyone is looking at my funny. There's no way to explain it to them.....

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 4:43 PM

I do like the idea of waking up and figuring out what in the hell happened and a series of flashbacks to piece the night back together.

Brock on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 4:54 PM

Carson Palmer is now my idol.
http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....SPT02/305230015

Brock on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 4:57 PM

This flashback idea is growing on me. What would really make it funny is the fact that everyone has a different version of the same event, and its usually much more funny that the real thing. Therefore, in those flashback scenes, things would be blown out of proportion and much more comical. When the actual story gets told, it would be humorous to see how off-base the perspectives were.

Phil on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 4:57 PM

apparently Dave Ragone might be signed with the Bengals by the end of the week too

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 5:00 PM

wes, none taken, it is funny

Phil on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 5:07 PM

some videos people took of NCAA 07 from the E3 Video Game conference:
http://youtube.com/results?search=n...ideo_view_count

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 5:12 PM

This is really cool.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060...someblindpeople

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 5:14 PM

Wow Brock - I didn't think you could suck Carson's cock anymore..but you might just prove me wrong...since he is now your idol and all.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 5:16 PM

Like we can all start telling the story...like adrian was kissing this hot chick in new orleans...and it keeps going and going....then jay jumps in being the sober guy and it was a whale he was kissing...fucking awesome...

OMG.....waking up in that hotel room you guys stayed in Nawlins is probably the start.

Brock on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 5:23 PM

Skittles, Cheeze Whiz, Donuts, and..... horseshit?

douglas on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 5:37 PM

definitely wish i went to Nawlins

joe on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 8:04 AM

I was umpiring behing the plate yesterday and the pitchers name was Scotty. The catcher last week who was singing "I wanna kiss you all over" to the batter was sittting "Scotty doesn't know" to the pitcher. So is the Big Jay Experience f/ Marcus Brody still on the bill for Sunday?

Jerome on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 9:10 AM

My bell choir is great. When Chris and Joe's Mom comes up with some quality burns at Joe's expense, fun is had by all.

joe on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 9:11 AM

what did she say now?

Jerome on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 9:15 AM

They were talking about how they missed the chance to play at Chris and Joanna's wedding. I told her that we could always play at your wedding. She said that by then we'll be really really good. And then other people started saying how they may not even be alive by then.

Awww ... she loves you, Joe! ;)

joe on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 9:17 AM

I get that one all the time from her.

Phil on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 9:27 AM

i think I caught Wade's bird flu.

Jerome on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 9:28 AM

Sick Phil :: Today :: Stay home :: Masturbate

joe on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 9:28 AM

that is what we call a hangover Phil

douglas on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 9:31 AM

hmmmm.....masturbate

joe on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 9:33 AM

Do you do that to the new sports guy too?

douglas on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 9:39 AM

no, just poop

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 9:51 AM

Okay Marc here are all the answers to our Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons quest.

http://www.history-of-rock.com/four_seasons.htm

I think Frankie Valli was the only one singled out because they were playing on earlier success he had in The 4 Lovers and his solo career prior to The Four Seasons.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 9:53 AM

Mike Greenwell, ex-Boston player is turning to nascar.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nascar/sto...633138?GT1=8192

Sad thing is it makes sense, since he is from Louisville, KY.

joe on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 9:56 AM

I think he is one of those born here but not actually from here. Jay Buhner who played for seattle is like that too.

douglas on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 9:57 AM

yeah, i don't think he grew up here. buhner played at st. matthews before he moved away

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 9:58 AM

Clerks II trailer at Cannes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhu_qDdGSNU

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 9:59 AM

yeah that make sense I guess.

Phil on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 10:02 AM

you know what sucks is when you are so sick that your whole body is sore, so you can't even sit there and jerk off to the price is right models.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 10:02 AM

Sorry fellas I know I have posted these before but here is a new Superman Returns trailer. Needless to say, I am hyped up about this movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9p-...amp;t=t&f=b

Jerome on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 10:03 AM

All this time, I thought the "Tony Danza Show" would be more up your alley.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 10:03 AM

Philco - you were looking pretty good last night amigo...what happened?

Phil on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 10:05 AM

i just had a sore throat last night (hense the no food, two beer limit), and I woke up this morning and it felt like I swallowed a bucket of acid and washed it down with rock hard captain crunch.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 10:09 AM

Jay - Super Smashbros. Brawl looks awesome...and they have some new characters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxqN...mp;search=snake

Phil on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 10:22 AM

Edmonton is calling in keg reinforcements with the Oilers' playoff run causing the city to run dangerously low on beer (via fark):
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/serv...HLPlayoffs/home

adrian on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 11:10 AM

I wished the Brazillian soccer team would just come out and say that no one has a chance on beating them. They have the best player in the world (Ronaldihno) and an entire team composed of all stars and they still keep saying that competition will be tough. "Right"

Phil on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 11:15 AM

I normally don't buy medicine, but for sore throats I'll try anything that will ease the pain. My reviews:


Tylenol Cough & Sore Throat Daytime (with Instant Cool Burst Sensation)
B+. Tasted like butt and i wouldn't call the coolness thing either a burst or a sensation. It was more like swallowing a little bit of water. But it did ease my achiness. Sore throat persisted, but my coughing stopped.

Halls Max
A-. These things are the shit. They numbed my whole fucking mouth. Rock on. The problem is you only get 18 for $4, and I fear I could become addicted to the numbing sensation.

The combination of the two seems to have helped me out quite a bit. Hooray!

douglas on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 11:24 AM

i think this has been posted before, but i can't help it, midgets are funny:
http://www.break.com/index/gassave.html

Phil on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 11:32 AM

the video they had on there with the tubing brings back terrible memories. We had two tubes on one boat and me and this one guy had a competition to see who could hang on the longest. We went about 25 minutes at speeds up to 30mph. The girl I was dating at the time thought I was going to die when my tube went 10 ft in the air and I was all the way off of it hanging on with one arm. I hit the water first and then pulled myself back on and gave the other guy the finger.

I could barely lift my arms the next day I was so sore. I drove home with using the bottom of the steering wheel.

adrian on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 11:42 AM

Ha ha, I know you are not telling the truh Phil because you said you drove...

adrian on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 11:42 AM

just joking phil

Phil on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 11:45 AM

it's not like there are waitresses to hit on at the lake, so of course I could drive.

joe on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 12:03 PM

there could be babysitters though

Phil on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 12:04 PM

jeez, you don't need to buy drinks and leave retarded tips to impress babysitters. Have I taught you people NOTHING?

joe on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 12:06 PM

I thought the way to impress chicks was to make a drunk fool of yourself

joe on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 12:10 PM

Chicks dig the box out

Phil on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 12:11 PM

the drunken fool move isn't to impress them. you see, when you are as handsome, smart, rich, funny and as modest as you and I, joe, girls are intimidated. So when you are making a drunken fool of yourself they feel THEY are the ones in power and aren't as scared to talk to you.

All part of the master plan.

Phil on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 1:17 PM

new sports guy
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060524

it the ESPN Magazine article, so hopefully you don't have to take a wicked shit.

douglas on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 2:24 PM

yeah, i'm gonna need a reinforcement article as well

Phil on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 2:31 PM

you could print out all the comments from the scifrom the past two hours and read those as well.

joe on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 2:56 PM

http://badjocks.com/

scroll down and listen to the bob knight outtakes from his golf video....fuck me god damn mother fucking cocksucker....fucking great mother fucker....Pizza hut will fucking like that bitches

Jay on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 3:03 PM

I know this goes back a few hours, but this weekend I owned my 6 year old cousin in Smash Bros. Melee. I think I kind of pissed him off. I told him I have been playing those games since before he was born, though.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 3:04 PM

All I know is when I get home, I am busting out halo 2 and getting myself either a sniper rifle or a rocket launcher.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 3:05 PM

Marc just for you buddy.

But she makes a good point.....NO.

Jerome on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 3:10 PM

Joe - that fuckin' video was a real fuckin' great thing to watch! It made my fuckin' day!

joe on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 3:24 PM

Fuck ya!!

Phil on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 3:49 PM

someone posted this red sox / yankees pic on fark today:
http://www.osber.net/soxgallery1/im...er%20Helper.jpg

(it's old, but made me laugh at least (and it isn't like anything else is going on (nested)))

joe on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 4:18 PM

b-days:

1938 Tommy Chong Edmonton, Alberta, comedian/actor (Cheech & Chong)
1939 Dixie Carter actress (Designing Women, Edge of Night)
1941 Bob Dylan [Zimmerman] Duluth MN, singer/songwriter (Blowin' in Wind)
1943 Frank Oz Muppeteer (Grover, Yoda)
1944 Patti LaBelle [Holt] Philadelphia PA, singer (LaBelle-Lady Marmalade)
1945 Priscilla Presley Brooklyn NY, actress (Jenna-Dallas, Naked Gun)
1963 Joe Dumars NBA guard (Detroit Pistons)
1967 Heavy D rapper
1969 Rich Robinson Atlanta GA, rocker (Black Crowes-Shake Your Money Maker)
1979 Tracy McGrady NBA forward (Toronto Raptors)

Phil on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 4:28 PM

The Wizard is coming to DVD in August:
http://1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3150998

I just wish when they introduced the Wii that they could have had the older kid from The Wizard using the controler to do a racing game, and then turn around and go "I love the Wii Controller...it's so rad."

Phil on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 4:41 PM

those videos loaded insanely slow. here's a better link to watch the end of The Wizard:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S1sLXaOY...zard%22%20mario

(plus the videos from 1up didn't have the scene where Jimmy found the flute in the first castle)

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 4:49 PM

And they are already wanting to turn Angels and Demons into a movie.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/e...4844475200.html

douglas on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 4:53 PM

everyone, big news today, barbaro took a nap:
http://msn.foxsports.com/horseracing/story/5634382

Jerome on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 4:55 PM

What if Barry Bonds did it on his own? Someone tried to figure out ... very interesting read here if not just for the science and math involved:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=hruby/060512

Phil on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 4:59 PM

I don't know what is more improbable:
that Jimmy knew to fly up in the castle to get the flute, or the fact that the chick (Jenny Lewis...more to come on that) knew to use it for a warp.

As to Jenny Lewis, she has a CD out (Rabbit Fur Coat). The Baron is probably the only person out there that would like it but it's pretty good. It has contribution from Bright Eyes, M. Ward, and some guys from Death Cab for Cutie. She was also in a band, Rilo Kiley that marc might be interested in because their guitarist was "Joey the Rat" from Boy Meets World.

For what its worth the only reason I downloaded this CD is because of the people contributing, I just found it funny that it was the chick from The Wizard who was on the CD.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 5:25 PM

Jenny Lewis can blow me. That bitch is is dumpy.

Jay on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 5:27 PM

I talked about jenny lewis and Rilo Kiley a couple of months ago, phil. Stop reposting.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 5:29 PM

Phil, perhaps you have oral herpes? No wait, you haven't been near O'Sheas in quite some time, hmmm, a true forensic challenge here.

Phil on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 5:30 PM

holy fuck, so you did.
http://www.nattysci.com/displayPost...x?post=84#15496

Phil on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 11:24 PM

where can I get these innocent bands?
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news...tory?id=2456262

Wing Commander on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 12:56 AM

I, I, I, don't know Phil, but I just put in my order for 4 of these babies:

http://www.martialartsmart.net/75-76.html

along with a couple of these:

http://www.martialartsmart.net/75-75.html

also expected to be a hit this summer:

http://www.martialartsmart.net/17-31.html

Wes and Wrecking Crew will pony up for a couple of sets of those for Genny's diner excursions.

I will be equipped with my usual Kwan Dao, which in my opinion is really the Cadillac of hand weapons:

http://www.martialartsmart.net/45-88.html

Jay will be packing the following:

http://www.martialartsmart.net/40-10k.html

and Phil will be wielding his rapier wit and a Monk Spade:

http://www.martialartsmart.net/45-84cs.html

The great thing is, once we are done kicking ass, we can use all of these weapons to do light yard work around the house.

Oh yeah, Marc, I think we are going to hook you up with a Garden Weasel for personal protection, and Brent is justing going in hand to hand combat. Too much risk of collateral damage from the wild head movements and arm flailing.

douglas on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 9:27 AM

so....busy day today

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 9:29 AM

I just haven't had anything worthwhile to say yet

douglas on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 9:38 AM

do you ever? hahaha, i got jokes

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 9:39 AM

http://allaccess.cstv.com/media/ind...amp;ngSportId=1

if anybody is bored and wants to watch or listen to college baseball
at 4 you can watch the UL game

Bigworm on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 9:46 AM

Sparmaster...that head band is great.

Jerome on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 9:50 AM

The headband should say "SpErmaster" on the front and "NattySci" on the back

douglas on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 9:59 AM

that's a clever use of language right there

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 10:15 AM

hahaha funny

Jay on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 10:16 AM

I believe there is a 12:05 showing of X3 at stonybrook tonight. Is anyone interested in going? (Don't worry, I'll also give some people a call) I also want to eat beforehand, if you want to go (since it is for marc's birthday, he can decide where we eat).

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 10:16 AM

douglas, do you remember kellen barnes who played in my age group at st. matthews?

douglas on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 10:24 AM

sure do, he was on my team a couple times, he went to manual i believe, what about him

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 10:25 AM

900 block of S. Floyd St. A man and woman said they were meeting someone about a drug deal when someone came to the driver's side of their vehicle with a gun and said, "Gimme everything you got," about 11:30 a.m. May 11. The couple refused and drove off, and the assailant shot at them, hitting the man in the arm and the woman in the leg. The couple drove to a hospital.
I like crime reports where people admit to commiting a crime while describing their attackers.

Pic Pac, 2421 W. Market St. A security guard said he confronted someone who tried to steal chicken and a struggle ensued about 6 p.m. May 14. The guard tried to hold the person until police arrived, but the shoplifter assaulted him, causing minor injuries.
Sorry to rip of that Mencia guy's material, but if they stole chicken I BET THEY WERE BLACK. Oh man, that Mencia guy has some edgy, creative shit for a BEANER. HA HA HA HA HA. (god I hate him)


3200 block of W. Jefferson St. Toilet tank, tub, kitchen sink. Between April 22 and May 1.
Two things: One they either didn't know someone stole their shitter for a week OR someone broke into their house while they were gone for a week and the best thing they had was the shitter. I also like the fact that they didn't take the bathroom sink but instead went for the kitchen sink.

Wing Commander on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 10:25 AM

It would appear that only a few of us have earned the right to wear the Spermaster head band, and those are the ones that have fathered children. The rest of you will be allocated head bands with the inscription: "JACKRAG" or "RAWPALM"

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 10:26 AM

he has a brother at st. matthews playing as a 10 yr old.

douglas on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 10:29 AM

I AM SPERMASTER! I have SUPER SPERM!

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 10:31 AM

is anyone the clit comander?

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 10:36 AM

i work that shit

Jerome on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 10:37 AM

You work it 'cause you have one, you fuckin' girl

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 10:44 AM

brilliant

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 11:30 AM

check out this click from Tom Delay's website:
http://www.defenddelay.com/site/c.f...k.BE08/Home.htm

if the Delay people figure it out before you see it, here's a screenshot:
http://www.wonkette.com/politics/to...mind-176121.php

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 11:35 AM

Some good stuff on Sports Pickle
http://sportspickle.com/

Grady Sizemore Finding that Being Able to Bed Any Woman in Cleveland Isn’t Really All That Great

Wife doubts Doug Flutie is tall enough to get her mixing bowl down from the top shelf

Earl Woods Taunting Gandhi About His Lack of Majors

Michigan Expanding Big House to Meet Fans’ Insatiable Desire to Watch an 8-3 Football Team

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 11:36 AM

too soon?

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48747

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 12:02 PM

from badjocks.com

http://www.14wfie.com/Global/story....59&nav=3w6o

in Florida, the girl, then 16, says McGill invited her to a team party at his apartment, but no one else showed. Then, a game of "truth or dare" was suggested, leading to them both getting naked.

In Indiana, the girls say McGill promised a team party. The others were no shows. And then suggested, a Ouija board game.

Yates recalls, "Not really sure why you have to get naked to play that, but apparently you do. The ghost wanted us to. The ghost wanted us to get naked."

In Florida, the girl says McGill suggested she skip around his apartment naked before showering with her and guiding her to bed for a naked massage.

In Indiana, Lindsey Maurer says, "He was like, you know, we won't do anything to each other, is what he said. He goes, but if maybe, we have to get up and run around the room naked. He's like let's just go lay in my bed, and we can all talk."

Lindsey, then 17, says she pretended to sleep.

"But I kept feeling the bed move, and I was like there's something going on, but I didn't want to believe it at all," she says.

Jessica Yates adds, "He kept grabbing my arm and putting it down there, and he was aroused. He just kept moving my arm back and back and back, and I barely even touched him. And he pulled my head up and ... finished."

Brent on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 12:11 PM

Lucky bastard!

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 12:25 PM

Today in 1996 Buck the dog from married with children died at the age of 13.

Green Baron on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 1:26 PM

That reminds me of the story of the coach that convinced his ladies that he had a rare disease that would kill him; and the only treatment was more cowb.....nope, sorry, my fantasy, it was sex. The girls totally went for it.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/...1653-coach.html

Girls are so dumb.

Green Baron on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 1:27 PM

Oh wow Joe, I didn't even notice your coach story. It was the buck the dog that reminded me of that....

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 1:40 PM

Dave Ragone is official a Bengal now making him the 5th Bengal QB:
http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....250330/1066/SPT

Bonus picture of Chad Johnson's new mowawk (seriously)

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 1:56 PM

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