i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
I decided to do some custom stats here for the Baron. I found all the posts on weekdays from 8am to 6pm and the time of their next post, grouped them by the user and found the average. The number is the average minutes from the time someone posts to the next post. So here are your top conversation killers:
People that have been posting the longest will be screwed as it wasn't uncommon for 3 or 4 days to go by without a post back in the day. I might try to filter those out too. Maybe instead of the average I should find the median instead of the average...
Posted by Phil on April 24th, around dinner time | 1060 comments
"Maybe instead of the average I should find the median instead of the average..."ugh, i need to make it easier to edit posts that I make, because that's even bad for my editing standards. Whatever.
btw if I don't take away weekends and at night stew is an amazing 4 hours between his post and the next one.
Is Wes exempt from this statistic?
fuck, left him off...he was at 31 tied with his brother.i had to skip a bunch of people because people like "krazybitch" and "flamebait" where all over the place.
Another interesting stat would be to see the rate of posting over the life of NattySci.com. I can guarantee that the posting rate when up lightyears when Joe, Douglas, and Barry started posting regularly. I'm sure there are various "landmark days" in which posting either skyrocketed or died for periods. It would be interesting to see what happened around that time.The Natty Sci Epochs1. PreCambrian - Jan 2004, just Philco2. Paleozoic - Feb 2004-Sept 2004, lots of posts with minimal comments3. Mesozoic - Oct 2004-March 2005, Dark Ages-one post months4. Cenozoic - April 2005-Today, rebirth and expansion!Something like that... I'm hungry and my creativity is null.
Why don't you try putting some of that creativity into curing cancer.
I have to say, that was the best "How I met your mother" since marshgammon.
oh man, great, how i met your mother went right back into "shit i can imagine myself doing." good times!lawyered!
marc, tori morrison wrote "Beloved"
Sweet, I got my name on the main page.I fucking rule.Here's my new start to conversation killer:Who are the most unsexy men:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12190404/I have a million problems with this list. First of all, if I had some Chinese ninja midget with a gun to my head telling me I had to be fucked by one of these guys in the ass, I'd probably choose Gilbert Godfrey over Michael Moore or Rush Limbaugh, therefore, I don't think he should be #1. I mean, yeah, he couldn't keep his mouth shut about it, but if anybody found out that Michael Moore fucked you in the ass; you'd be ruined for life.Talk about awkward, your move Sherlock.
Yeah - this was the best episode in a long long time.
"How I Met Your Mother" - Classic!Did you all miss "Beloved" at trivia?
Fucking Irish landed Jimmy Clausen...Well good thing USC didn't get him.http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/recr...tory?id=2417732
Look at it this way, he might turn into the next rick mirer or ron powlus
That fucker needed to go to Penn St. G.D. Charlie Weiss
Quit crying you got Morelli
Philco - might make it to trivia tonight. Last night I was working late and didn't get home till about 7.
I'm more like a conversation starter.
Did anybody hear about what keith hernandez said. He deserves a t-shirt
http://www.footballfanatics.com/fan...C7B3979444E2170awesome throwback jersey
what hernandez said was legendary, and he most definitely deserves a t-shirt. the thing is, he's exactly right, women don't belong in the dugout, he's just saying out loud what every athlete already knows. i hate policital correctness.what happened last night on How I met your mother???
Basic plot was that Barney hired ted a stripper to take to an awards show to make Robin jealous. Pretty good episode - a return to what made the show good in the first place.
so mcbigboobs didn't come back into the picture at all?
it was a prstitute not a stripper. Huge difference.
Who didn't see the plot twist coming from a mile away, though?"You mocked something I hate by referencing something I love!"
Was that the hair reference?
Yeah. Something about the scene in empire when darth vader has the helmet put on, and relating it to the dudes hair.
just to piss people off that are at work, here are some screen shots of mary the paralegal getting naked in "Girl Fever" and "Pumpkin"
Way to go posting that link, Phil.
opps, it's hard to hit ctrl-v with one hand:http://www.celebritymoviearchive.co...r/name.php/1010
Fuckin' A...A lego crossbow...its on bitcheshttp://www.techeblog.com/index.php/...l-lego-crossbow
Florida State cow girl...nakedhttp://www.modern-guy.com/archives/...y_good_time.htmclick on her image to view her
UK Baseball team ranked #13 in the country.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...425/1002/SPORTS
Wes has always been a UK baseball fan
even before it was cool to be a uk baseball fan. i could've played ball there and walked on, but that was when they sucked
hell, was it matt fritts from male and matt roberts from manual that went to play there?
someone found nattysci.com through a search of "myspace retard condom crack drunk"
yup, actually roberts went to unc-asheville first with marshall reese, then fell in love and transferred back home, i think to uk. fritts is a douche. he was roommates with pitts's buddy galvin their freshman year, and pitts always talked about how much of a girl fritts was, always primping and shit like that.
fritts was a walk on too, i think he actually saw some PT too, but he was always way overrated b/c he went to male. i definitely should not have gone to waggener
reese ended up at morehead didn't he?
Did Kirk Cameron and friend just prove the existance of God or of evolution?http://www.devilducky.com/media/44860/
yes, but then he had tommy john's and had to quit
I think Kirk Cameron and his butt buddy just proved gullibility
Wes has always been a UK sports fanatic. Pretty funny when I talk to UofL fans, how they are so proud that UofL is building a solid sports program. Now UK is building a solid program other than basketball and everyone is trying to call me out.Well I got news for all of you cocksuckers.BLOW ME.
I wouldn't say it is cool to be a UK baseball fan. LSU, Texas, and Nebraska are still the big boys...but I am proud of my basketball school. Who knows, we might even win 6 games in football this year.
If Natty Sci ever goes too mainstream, we can do something like this.http://amandawingert.com/
i'm just fucking with you wes, i'm diehard uk too
Just so you guys know, Abby did get that rotation in the United Kingdom, and I think she is planning on leaving at the end of May.
How long will she be there?
That Cameron video is hilarious, especially when you think that every aspect of that banana that he claims was ordained by god, was actually selected for by man. Un-modified bananas are not like that.
Wes, will you get to stay at your house? Or is she going to make you move in with your parents and padlock the doors?
Happy birthday to Al Pacino, Hank Azaria, and Jason Lee.
Here's a trivia question for you Phil, how many kernels did the original corn cob have on it before it was selected?
She will be there for 4 months or so. Jay - of course I can stay at my house. Abby and I never had people over at first because we didn't have the sitting room and because we live next to some old people so we didn't want to keep them up all night because we are really fucking loud. Abby has said many times people can come over, however, when I have to start limiting my friends based on not having space in the house it isn't worth it because we never exclude our friends from anything. It is also worth mentioning I have a dog who is very skittish towards men, and if anyone did anything to my dog, I'd probably kill them, without asking questions. So as silly as it may seem, by not having people over I am promoting human life.
Wes probably just doesn't want people puking in his yard, pissing on his garage, punching holes in the walls, smashing their asses through windows, and screwing on his kitchen couch.
Or.... making love to his toilet, running around with his bullhorns on their head, playing with his vintage pistols, throwing darts in his walls, screwing on his pool table, or in his computer room.
Woah, easy chief. I was just joking around.
I think this is just the early stages of instituting a playoff system (I hope)http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?...p&type=lgnsWith one of the bowls holding two games (although with a "different name and sponsor"), the BCS bowls are locking down a system where the final 4-8 teams play in their bowls for a title.
i asked the trivia question "what pc manufacturer is running ads claiming they are 'Easy to Buy, Easy to Own'" to 8 of my coworkers and none of them were able to guess it either. I feel vendicated.
Tumbleweed sucks!! And Wes, when you don't have enough room you put up a tent. Sacrifices. Every one has to give a little. And quit talking in the 3rd person. Last, "Now UK is building a solid program other than basketball and everyone is trying to call me out." What have they done? They won some baseball games and I watched the baseball team play Florida a month ago, they looked pretty good, okay. Tennis finished second in SEC. What have you got? UL went to the baseball regional a few years back. Our tennis team won the Big East. Where are we going with this? fuck you Wes, you ain't got shit.
i do like UL tennis, that's the only UL program i like
They have a bunch of foreigners.
Don't even get me started on UL volleyball and field hockey. We will demolish you all there.
holy shit, TMQ returned to ESPN.comhttp://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...terbrook/060425just a warning, his articles aren't for the weak minded. The dude is a Brookings scholar.
Hmm...I think joe as some anger towards wes.
Joe Burket and Every other cocksucker on this mother fucking board - Everyone is trying to call me out because I am showing support for my school. I told you cocksuckers that Texas was going to win it all and you guys told me I was a fucking idiot. I am showing support for Vince Young and I am sucking his cock all of a sudden. SO FUCK ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES, WHO'S THE BIG WINNER NOW.So what if they have only won a few fucking games, if it was UofL you assclowns would be talking smack left and right and I would just laugh. UofL fans like to build up their school larger than life, probably because you play second fiddle in the state and you are in Big Brother's shadow, so for every victory no matter how small it's a fucking larger than life muther fucking championship caliber win. I am not even trying to compare the two schools asshole, I am just saying "hey as a sports fan of UK check us out and show some support". We are known as a basketball school so finally some other athletic teams are doing well...take fucking notice. No it's not going to a championship but they are righting the ship in Lexington and I am glad to see it. Women's hoops is on the rise, Men's golf is pretty good, basketball was subpar by our standards, football is finally taking a turn for the better with getting quality recruits (I still think Brooks isn't the right guy for the job, however, he atleast is building the program the right way) baseball and softball are up, so as a whole, the athletic department is improving. All I am saying is I am a proud fan of my school. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT THEN FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.
well said wes, from one uk fan to another, i wholly agree. on a side note, that post is fucking hilarious. i could see your fingers smoking from trying to type that in fast.
In 5 years UK volleyball will be vastly superior to UofL because UK hired an ex-nebraska assistant, which are always ranked #1 by the way. So take your Russian women and go drink some shitty vodka with Taras.
easy wes. the only reaon i talked shit about uk football yesterday was in response to your comment. Bigworm on Monday, April 24, 2006 at 9:45 AMSo are any of you UofL fans concerned about your defense this year?
that's reason, not reon
I believe you inserted UL into the conversation, if I am not mistaken. I, as a natty sci person, had to bust your chops anytime you make a college sports reference because we continually harrass you for bandwagon comments, not because we are UL fans. you came back with, "Pretty funny when I talk to UofL fans, how they are so proud that UofL is building a solid sports program. Now UK is building a solid program other than basketball and everyone is trying to call me out.Well I got news for all of you cocksuckers.BLOW ME." So who is comparing the two? You go on to comment showing support for my school. You mention UK and Texas. Who is your school? I hear Wisconsin has a good hockey team, they your school?
Barry it is a simple question. Are you concerned? I was simply asking because we all know that the offense is high powered, so after losing the all-american who anchored down the defensive line are they worried they won't have another player like him to step up? We all fucking know that at LSU all-sec caliber players are a dime a dozen, however, at schools like UK and UofL who do not boast that type of tradition, big time players are harder to come by.
ummmm...i bought a new cell phone today...just in case anyone was wondering
fuck wisconsin, they're overrated, boston college will take them down, and don't sleep on north dakota.
Cockboy - I guess you better throw me down for Bandwagon teams for: Boston Redsox - because I only started with those guys about 10 years ago.Texas - college days - Adrian can back me thereUK - I am a redneck so it is infused in my DNA from birth.Notre Dame - Who doesn't like the Irish, but I guess you will label me as a CW convert since he came from New England. I am not comparing the schools. I was just mentioning that if I were a UofL fan talking up school you guys would be dislocating your jaws to try and deepthroat the dick a little deeper. It's not a comparison of the schools, but another response to a blatant attack on Wes Goodloe (how do you like that 3rd person CockBoy!)
No additional schools/teams for me, because with a list like that I don't think I can fit any more dick in my mouth.FAGS!
That was a pretty good list of bandwagon schools. UK your just throwing yourself under the wagon though. Douglas, Wisconsin might be overrated, but they won the champioship this year. And for the record guys, if being gay ever becomes cool, Wes was gay way before it was cool. I don't want to offend you by saying your hopping on the dick sucking bandwagon.
Not even response worthy.
i have no idea who the fuck won the championship, i just looked up rankings and saw north dakota and boston college. i don't even know when hockey season is. is the hockey season going on now? i don't think it is, i guess it's not if college already has a champion
The frozen four ended a couple weeks ago
actually, i don't want an answer to that question, because i don't give a fuck when hockey season is. in the infamous words of 'the rock,' it doesn't matter when hockey season is. hockey doesn't matter at all. it's almost as gay as soccer.
too late i guess
Soccer is gay
Not as gay as CockBoy.
Wes, you forgot that UK is superior to U of L in soccer. Right now, our claim to fame is our current wins in golf and tennis.
ok wes, my apologies. i thought perhaps you were talking shit. in answer to you question, worrying about u of l's defense is being in high school and worrying about how you're gonna fuck that girl from assumption. there's no point in it, she's just gonna suck anyway.
Hockey doesn't matter because it only matters to Russians and Canadians.
Barry - that was pretty good.
Grrrr... WES MAD!!!.... Grrrrr.... GAY!!!.... ANGER!!!!.... Cock in MOUTH.... Grrrr!!!
Since I missed the hatefest, I just want to jump in and state that I'm a UC fan and I'm ridin' this mother-fuckin' Titanic to the bottom of the Atlantic!
barry, what girls from assumption did u mess with in high school. trust me, they fuck
Alright, to resolve some of these issues, I think Joe needs to hand over the Pikachu sitting on his mantle to Wes for a little while.Pikachu, the official Peace Pipe of Natty Sci.
and i was even a public school reject
brock, the only thing you are riding is a big red bottle
just kidding brock
I don't need a motherfucking peace pipe. It's all good, if Joe can't take a few CockBoy comments and me calling him gay like he is me, then we wouldn't be part of Natty Sci now would we?We all know that no one should get offended by this shit. It is what it is....shit.
there are 2 pikachus
The day is flying by and I am laughing my ass off for hours. This is fun.
i actually spent most of my time with girls from mercy actually and even there i got no play not even a bj...not even close. i just thought that analogy would be funny. feel free to substitute "assume the position" for mercy, sacred heart, "pregnant nation" or whichever school you choose. assumption was just the first one that came to mind.
Brock I have been to the bottom of the atlantic (stupid curse, uk probation). It isn't much fun down there, however, atleast my teams resurfaced...whereas, you might be there for a while.Just fuckin' with ya.
Hey, we went from Huggy Bear to Mickey Mouse, but watching Cronin recruit is like watching Bird shoot three's... its just magical. I think the little guy will surprise a lot of people by putting a competitive team on the floor next year and a contender the following year.
plus douglas, the fact you were a "public school reject" may have helped get you laid. there are some spoiled little princesses at those schools that want to get with "the bad boy" and daddy wouldn't be pleased if she got knocked up by some "public school reject." so how is baby's mama anyway?
Mercy chicks are dirty, dirty sluts.... Philco can back me up on that one
Cronin' is a good coach no doubt, however, the only reason you guys get a contender is if OJ and company end up in Cinci...which isn't probable, though not impossible.Adrian - what cell phone did you get.
would that be an olivia reference brock?
OJ just got put on suspension from North College Hill High School for 180 days... the dude is going into the NBDL, no one gets him.
we (well, the wing commander did most of the work) tried to get one of my coworker's Scions onto our freight elevator and up into our warehouse for her birthday. Unfortunately it was too long to close the door. It was still pretty funny.
No..... Barry.... this ancient stuff... you lil' ones are too young to know about.
mercy girls have bumps on their backs....babymama's straightand the bad boy angle did work miracles, especially in bellarmine where i became the ultimate bad boy, a baseball player.
dick chaney is speaking at commencement is semester and students are organizing a protest. i'm thinking of organizing a counter protest...not out of regard for chaney but disdain for the hippies that will be protesting.
Brock, motorola L7 Slivr
Yeah probably so, and he is going to transfer to Oak Hill anways.
Hey douglas play freebird
Adrian - you still with Cingular?
joe are you ever going to get a phone?
Wow, I am laughing my ass off now. And all I know is that all mercy girls are crazy. Yes shannon, even you. (I don't know if she still reads the site, though) The sanest one was Beavin, and she was a hardcore lezzie. (I only say that because she rejected my advances)
I don't think so. If you don't know where I am there is a reason.
so, you're just going to be a bum and use b-mac or douglas' phone whenever you're at a bar and need to meet up with somebody...or when hurricane season comes around and i get a drunk dial to see if i'm dead...on second thought maybe you don't need a phone. more drunk dialing might be a bad idea
I do what I can. I let Douglas drunk dial for me usually. He is better at it.
by the way hurricane season is not too far away and in case you haven't heard the levees won't be ready by then. i'm going to buy a canoe for a friend in new orleans she's getting married in december, so it's an early wedding present.
and i did say a long time ago that nagin would get re-elected. there's still a run-off but don't be surprised.
What a thoughtful gift. nothing says congratulations like please don't die.
Barry's just doing what he can.Adrian - do they have any other decent phones out right now. Since Abby is going to the UK I need to get her a phone that has world capability instead of just the US. Also, only 6 more days till I can get rid of my shitty phone and upgrade it without paying out the ass for it.
i don't know if i can afford a canoe though...maybe an innertube
I think Floaties would send the message without the big pricetag
I called up cingular customer service (611) from my phone and asked them what is available for me. I told them i was interested in the slvr and he said he would give it to me for 50.00 cheaper than what the site advertised. So it went from 199.99 to 149.99. Then i asked him if i could keep my same plan because i was reading the best buy website and they were selling the slvr for 129.99 but you had to get a new plan. I guess the customer service dude thought i was asking for a price match so he said he would knock it down to 139.99. I was like "ummmmm....ok can i keep my same plan?" So he said yes and asked me if i wanted it delivered or to pick it up at a cingular store. He put it in the system and i went to pick it up at the cingular store. So after tax I paid like 148.00. Not bad. They have a shit load of phones at the Cingular store so you should be able to find something. The Razr's are also nice if you like the flip.
I got a nice rotary phone at home
Get them the kiddie ring with the animal head on the front that makes noise when you squeeze it
yeah, the drunk dial to barry to make sure he was alive was pretty good
That one ranks up there with a good one to Dave once asking if he was still married, any kids and who has puked in my house.
Joe this had me on the floor: "Wes was gay way before it was cool. I don't want to offend you by saying your hopping on the dick sucking bandwagon."Guys, I dont think I will be able to make it to trivia tonight. Next Tuesday will be on like Donkey Kong; it's my last final!
no problem, it looks like it will be up to Marc and myself to consume $50 worth of $2.50 imports! Although Wes you were good looking out on Sunday so you are more than welcome to partake in the drinking of $2.50 imports.
Count me in Philco.
Time to restart the streak, bitches!
"Wes was gay way before it was cool." - Atleast I didn't sell out.
Where did you guys finish last night?
no winning streak? Even the best lose every now and then.
this has been one of the funnier days of posting in awhile.
wes I give you credit where credit is due
what time is trivia tonight? I will try and make it
7:00 PM at Wicks.We went into the last round in 3rd place (not bad for marc, myself and a late arriving wade). We went for the gusto on the last question and got it wrong. We could have gotten 3rd, but fuck a big bunch of that.
what was the question? or is it worth repeating
wasn't even worth repeating, it was gay. 4 grammy winning albums, give the artist.we were fucked.
i will see you cats there
Phil and Marc ... shoulda got the live chicken
Dynamite drop in monty, your not the best color man in the league for nothing.
... should I let Joe get away with callin' me a colored man? Yeah, this time. But if you ever tank a ball like that again - I'll cut your nuts off and stuff 'em down your fuckin' throat.
That is a conversation killer if I have seen one.
Great bible verse.Passage Ezekiel 23:20:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
This might be a re-post..but still funny.http://www.yikers.com/video_kid_run...s_superman.html
AC Slater vs. Napoleon Dynamite.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAtUfWMpvAQvs.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixsZy2425eY
Yeah! I got my first accepted submission to Fark.
Hey Barry,Careful with your Cheney anti-protest. The last guy that stood up for Cheney's actions got a 12 guage to the chest.Just a warning...
I think Barry's safe if Cheney was actually aiming at him though.
so which link was yours, Baron?
Panama unveils $5.25 billion canal expansion. "Dude, that's a lot of blow"http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...?IDLink=2030676
It wasn't one of my better ones, I think it was accepted because I submitted it really late at night, when it was likely no one else was submitting.
NattySci pulls out another Trivia victory despite answering the final incorrectly. Most women enlisted by percentage:Air ForceArmyCoast GuardMarinesit was alphabetical.
Anyone not see this coming?:http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060426...ms_suspended_10
Quite a team tonight guys, too bad trivia wins don't equal hot chicks giving us blow jobs....
Guys, after the back and forth on Brock and Wes' sexuality, I decided to do a quick Google search on both of our boys and here are a few of the results (also found out their screen names of Brock Masters and Wes Daniels):BROCK XXX Gay Porn DVDs - Uncut DVDs Store AustraliaUNCUT gay Porn DVDs Australia - Quality gay DVDs featuring the hottest porn stars including $__name_.www.uncutgaydvds.com/content/ pp_main_id_6829_page__id_4.html - 29k - Cached - Similar pages Brock Masters, Gay DVD's featuring Brock MastersBrock Masters Videos and DVD's. Search videos by Brock Masters, as well as hundreds of porn stars in addition to porn.www.westhollywoodvideo.com/ site/Search.Asp?StarName=Brock+Masters - 29k - Cached - Similar pagesStraight Goes Gay - Straight guys turned gayJessie was another young dude that had always wanted to try gay sex. He answered Brock’s personal ad and the rest is history. Watch Jessie turn the tables ...www.straightgoesgay.com/?revid=16821 - 23k - Cached - Similar pages thesoloclub's Xanga Siteyay wes is gay lol. wes is the gayest person in the world he has really wierd personalities ... wes is gay, yes wes is gay. Well thats the first verse. ...www.xanga.com/thesoloclub - 25k - Cached - Similar pages Wes Daniels, Gay DVD's featuring Wes DanielsThousands of the best gay asian adult videos, dvds, magazines and toys available for worldwide discreet delivery. Videos in every category for every taste.www.gayasianshop.com/Site/result.asp?star=Wes+Daniels - 33k - Cached - Similar pages
hey Phil, you going to go hang out on Baxter Ave. to be crowned king of derby?http://foxrocks.com/cc-common/mainh...;article=370371
Hey Philco, everything alright? You breezed out of trivia last night just wanted to see if all was well with the family.
How did he end up with the Boston Red Sox? Stole a car.http://thebestsportsblog.com/2006/0...about-bed-head/
New Barney blog:http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/
My kind of team, Charlie - my kind of team.
hey douglas is scrog's girl in the Hooter's derby bikini contest?
Brock!! Congratulations!! UC just landed one of my hometown boys for football. His name is Lance Jeter and he has just accepted a football scholarship. Known mostly for his basketball dominance, Jeter brings skills that were unmatched in a hotbed for high school football. His Mom is a teacher at my hometown's elementary school and works with some friends of mine. Raw talent ...
I saw that this morning on the UC boards, they are talking about him walking on for basketball. I think that's unlikely though since we just signed 4 guards plus J-Town's Tilford from last year. I just wish this guy was 6'11".
K-2-1-5-1 triple play:http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/merc...ol/14429786.htm
Cindy Margolis will pose for Playboy http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060425...indy_margolis_4"... and a 40-year-old-titty at that. 40-year-old-titty? That's yo man's titty -- That's yo man's titty! 20-year-old titty? That's community titty!"
Happy birthday to my hero, Jet Li. Also happy birthday to Kevin James and Jordana Brewster.
If you are going to post birthdays, post their age, I want to be comforted that I'm not the only one growing old too fast.
Jordana Brewster...So hot, want to touch her boobies
just asked about the bikini contest, scrog said that she's definitely going, but hasn't made up her mind about entering. he thinks that she's worried about pissing him off, when he really doesn't give a shit, so she's starting to act like she's going to. i don't think she'd win, only b/c she's short, but she'll come real close to winning if she gets in.
Was that the first time that we ever ate two pizzas from wicks?
Rock musician Roger Taylor (Duran Duran) is 46. Rapper T-Boz (TLC) is 36. Actress Marnette Patterson (random hot chick that has been in everything)is 26. Natrone Means is 34 and Bill Wennington is 43
My cover is blown. :) not really.
Not only did we eat two pizzas, Wade and I each ate a sandwich. I should probably not eat for about two or three days to make up for it. That's right, I'm a wannabe anorexic.
i thought some one was suppose to post on hatemetoday.com last night
Crap. I totally forgot, adrian. I had other stuff on my mind when I got home. I will try to do it when I get home today.
Driving with a BAC of 0.145? That makes her even hotter.http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...s.ap/index.html
drunk chicks, just the way I like them.
where the fuck is everybody?
Philco - Jay owes you an apology.
not sure what jay owes me an apology for, but it's accepted. Actually, I think he apologized last night for it. I assume he was talking shit about me with the ladies, but here's a rule of thumb: I don't leave 3/4 of a beer on a table to go on a date.
Odds are Jay apologized for it since he apologizes for everything.
Yes, I called philco after trivia last night, and I apologized profusely.
Apologize for what?
he spilled the beans about me going on a couple of dates with wade's babysitter.
so that's out in the open now i guess. she's pretty smokin from what i saw at flanagan's, of course i was pretty drunk and she was across the room, but i was rather impressed.
yeah, she's attractive. she also like to say "fuckface"official 2006 draft drinking game:-If someone says:“National Football League” instead of NFL - 1 drink“Upside” - 1 drink“Motor is always running” - 1 drink“Intangible” - 1 drink“Work ethic” - 1 drink“Good/bad character guy” - 1 drink“War room” - 1 drink-If the following topics are brought up:The subject of Brett Favre - 2 drinksFavre loving the game - 5 drinksIf Favre says he loves the game - 10 drinksHow will Parcells and TO get along - 2 drinksComparisons of Reggie Bush to Gale Sayers - 1 drinkNew Orleans disaster references - 1 drink-ESPN-ization of the world:Monday Night Football on ESPN promos/references - 2 drinksESPN Mobile - 2 drinks-Oh, those wacky ESPN personalities:Berman flubs line - 2 drinksIrvin says something that no one in our group can understand - 2 drinksIrvin defends the un-defendable - 2 drinksKiper has in-depth analysis of some Division 1-AA level player or lower - 3 drinksSalisbury & Clayton staged argument - 5 drinksTom Jackson & Michael Irvin both wear conservative suits - Head to liquor store, all must drink a 5th of vodka.-Wild Card:Cutler went to Vandy, so he’s smart - 1 drinkDraft pick gives interview. 1 drink for every grammatical error.Draft pick far too underdressed - 2 drinksCamera shot of last undrafted, languishing pick - 3 drinksA happy posse celebrating - 5 drinksVikings miss allotted time to make pick - 10 drinksIf Cutler is 1st or 2nd QB taken - drown itBrodie Croyle taken in the 1st!!!!!!!! - drown itMarcus Vick does something illegal on draft day - drown it courtesy of deadspin.com
That's way too many rules to try and keep straight. Plus there are enough sure fire rules to have you shit-faced. in the forst 10 picks.
drop the period after shit-faced, and forst = first
good lookin' out, Phil ... I thought I would have to spend the weekend pondering over the first draft choice ... No doubt the Texans are contemplating the Young-Bush scenario. But when it all comes down to it, they have to realize that if you have Young, you won't get Bush. Likewise, if you've got Bush, then the prospects of Young are gone.I'm glad I'm not Houston right now.Would anyone else care to comment on Young-Bush?
I'm in favor of Young-Bush. Although a good tight end generally is a better long term investment.
for those who like wes anderson's movies, here's the Fed Ex ad he's doing staring Jason Schwartzman:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spCknVcaSHg
interesting article by Malcomm Gladwell regarding the eye witness testimony for the duke lacrosse case:http://gladwell.typepad.com/gladwel..._duke_case.html
Reggie is probably the greatest running back/football player that i have ever watched. He will go number one and if he doesn't then the Texans are morons for not taking him.
He wants a shit load of money and rumors of him holding out. Word on the street is mario williams going #1.
Williams is definately the best Defensive End in the draft. He is that NC State guy right?
there was an interesting story on ESPN the past few days regarding super bowl teams and #1 draft picks. Pretty much the only guys taken in the first few rounds to be on a super bowl winner in the past 30 years was emmitt smith and marcus allen.
williams is the NC State guy.
here's an article mentioning the impact of running backs:http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/draft...&id=2419503interesting tidbit:The highest franchise and transition numbers (the average salaries of, respectively, the top five and 10 highest-paid players at each position) belong to quarterbacks, followed by ends, linebackers, offensive linemen, wide receivers and then running backs.
As much as I like Young, I seriously don't think I'd ever draft a QB in round 1. I'd have to go with defense as my first choice.
That girl who made the comment about the one dollar bills the other day just peeked over the cubicle wall to try and scare me. (Her cube is on the other side of the building. Then the guy who left that message started throwing shit at me. And by shit I mean wadded up paper. This is happening as I type.
cuss the bitch out and throw a red swingline at the dude
I completely disagree with Kris Benson being on the list of Top 5 most whipped professional athletes. I mean look at it this way, this guy is married to a hot ex-stripper who has gone publicly to say if he ever cheats on me I will do the whole mets team and leave his ass. Well guess what, he cheated and she is still around and not boning the mets...yet.http://www.maximonline.com/slidesho...mp;slideId=1022
That should atleast take his add down to #6.
#1 is by far Doug Christie..without a mother fucking doubt.
What about antonio davis climbing into the stands. Whipped mother fucker. Kobe Bryant is whipped now too.
I was about to say "what about Kobe". Anyone who buys his wife a one of a kind automatic Lamborghini and ring that makes it hard for her to lift her arm has got to be whipped.
Yo rumage you need to give me your email address so i can get a hold of you.
shit, there was a sports guy chat this afternoon. recap:http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatE...?event_id=11510
Phil, she was almost worth me creating a conflict of interest over, so right on brother. That girl is a hot little package. I am glad I resisted her advances, and that a nice guy like you can end up with her. Tell her Daddy says hey baby, and she always like saying fuck my face to me, not fuckface.
sports guy's answer about RBI Baseball's re-creation of the 86 World Series:It was like the "Lazy Sunday" sketch - very cool at first, and then, the subsequent overkill on the internet made me not like it. By the way, I couldn't even make it for 15 seconds watching that thing without turning it off and repeatedly slamming my head against my desk. Apparently he liked it before it became cool to like it.
and to comment further about phil and the babysitter:it was a proud moment when phil came up to me at the bar, put his hand on my shoulder, looked me in the eye, and said, "I'm ditching you Douglas, you understand."
That should be portrayed in the mini-series...A moment in Time you see on the history channel.
apparently i should have gone to this bar over the weekend (ky jelly wrestling...i think)http://www.tigerweekly.com/pp_thumb...88&iidbar=3
they did have pictures more risque than those earlier, i guess they're editing.
okay, adrian. The hate me today post is up.
Lendale White was on t.v. the other night and he was talking about his workout with the Kansas City Chiefs, and how of all the coaches Dick Vermeil was the most forward. He told him staight up that if he played really good, he might last six years, and that more that likely he would be be recruiting a new RB in about 4 years. So I think you gotta go with a DE or MDL, if your building up your team. Defense wins championships. There have been so many busts at QB, but how can you not pick Young after watching him play superman, put his team on his back, and win the National Championship. And just to pad my stats, Fuck!
Reminder, I won a party at Sully's on 4th street tomorrow at 7-10 pm. Will be after a final for me, so i'm down for it. $10 all you can drink for 3 hours. Let me know.
Remember watching Lawrence Phillips and Tommie Frazier flat out dominate the Championship game in the 90's for Nebraska? Yeah, one is in jail the other is a NAIA football coach. Just throwing that out there.
what brought that up joe?
great post on hatemetoday jay.
responding to "how can you not pick Young after watching him play superman, put his team on his back, and win the National Championship."
Ahhh shit I just remembered it is bring your kid to work day here.
Welcome to the spotlighthttp://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2423430
way to go Louisvillehttp://sports.espn.go.com/travel/ne...tory?id=2415737
Quite possibly the hottest girl alive...http://www.break.com/index/bb7750.html
I can't wait for a player to do this to mehttp://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2423307
Natty Sci down! You see, you don't go into work one day and the whole place goes to shit. On a different note, here's my grandma's obituary and visitation info for those who wanted it: http://www.legacy.com/louisville/Ob...rsonId=17549894Thanks for being good looking out, guys. I do appreciate it.
I'm glad you liked it, adrian. And it looks like today is going to be another dead day on the sci. Marc, 7 is way to early to go out. I'm sorry, it just is.
Whatever you need, Philco. Natty sci looks after each other. While we call each other gay.
my little sister is flying in and I'm tracking her flight here: http://www.flightview.com/Kinda a cool site. She's on American Airlines Flight Number 3547 (AA3547) which has just crossed from Arkansas into Missouri on it's way into Kentucky at a heading of 61 degrees doing about 511mph.
that's a really good article about louisville, kinda makes me real proud to be a louisvillian. especially when the guys cracks on hoosiers, only someone from KY would truly appreciate that.
And yes that is a really good article about Louisville. I didn't realize that bars actually stayed open till 6 am on derby weekend.
is that a challenge?
On behalf of "the powers that be," I would like to apologize for todays downtime. Apparently when Phil didn't show up for work, two models working for the marketing company next door decided to take things into their own hands by using our power systems and backup generators as dildos. The brunette rammed an entire circuit board up her saying that it was the only thing she could find that was as wide as Philco. That caused the initial failure. So then the redhead decided to squat on the backup system because she likes how Philco backs her up. But she squirted on the UPS shorting it out. All is fixed now and they are on their way to the airport to see if they can find Phil before he picks up his sister.So again, apologies for the nattysci.com interruption of service. We have credited another 6 months of free service to the nattysci.com account and we are sending out free admission to the next GBITT event for all members of this site.
I don't really know what a "gauntlet" is, but I think Joe and Wes just threw it down! Derby drunk fest 'til 6 am?!!?!?
This is pretty entertaining really. Kudos to Judge Smith.http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060427...vinci_code_dc_3
So what are the rules?
how did u not know bars are open til 6 on derby night??? i thought you were the legend in your prime? i've already conquered the 6am bar closing back in college. joe knows what im talking about, of course he was too young at the time, but that's when we got back from st. louis from a baseball road trip where i dropped a bomb to win a bet with cuban, and we got back at like midnight, went straight to the liquor store and then to scroggin's and got horribly, horribly trashed. cuban puked at @mosphere, i was totally fucked up, we hit up all the bars on baxter, i crashed around 7am at scroggin's house on the floor b/c bmac wouldn't share the fucking couch.
don't die is the only rule that applies to derby partying
I say we definitely go out Friday and Saturday I guess we will stick with the traditional derby cookout at my place. Always a good time.
Wait Joe. Someone else has to plan the Derby cookout, and inform you of it that day.
those sick bastards took your post off big jay
Maybe I won't have a cookout.
what was the post about? the one on hatemetoday?
It's funnier if you look it up.
Nevermind douglas. I posted as chewbacca.
I would like to wish an Unhappy birthday to Travis "Douchebag" Meeks who turns 27 today.
there's not any chewbacca posts
A long distance dedication to announcer Casey Kasem who is 74 today. Rhythm-and-blues singer Cuba Gooding is 62 and Rogers Hornsby would be 110.
Jay I was looking for your wookie post but never saw it. Can you post it on here?
the chewbacca was good but the I still hate bryan was good
Adrian said they deleted my chewbacca post.
I read them early this morning before natty sci crashed
Dave, I don't know if you're reading this but if you do, my email adress is email@example.com. If you want to go out sometime, email me your phone number.
Ha. I hope it hurt.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lprDfdfZUx0
Adrian - tiger vs. gatorhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM1o...earch=alligator
Let's plan a cookout at Wes and Abby's and see how that works out.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...oenfield/060427You can't help but feel bad when someone you know makes this list."82. Matt Anderson, Detroit Tigers (No. 1, 1997)Anderson threw about 100 mph (105 on the Fox radar gun) at Rice, so the Tigers made the perplexing decision to draft a relief pitcher with the top pick. Like the time they hired Bo Schembechler as team president, this one didn't quite work out."
Yeah, let's see how that works out.
For those that don't know Matt Anderson is from Louisville, played at St. X and J-Town Little League. Where was Pervis Ellison on that list?
joe, u see this article about sowers?http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...426/1002/SPORTSi can't wait for the day when he's a cy young winner and some reporter asks him about his high school days, and he says he still has hatred for the waggener people that destroyed his field and the single person on waggener's team who broke his no-hit bid with a rocket single to right field, none other than mr. eric douglas
He has no clue who you are
What will happen first, utley MVP or sowers cy young?
he knows me, i played with his brother at derby city for two years, plus from st. matthews. not well or anything though, i've never hung out with the dude in my life except once when i messed with some ballard chick who was friends with his girlfriend. he's very anti-social. i think it'd just be funny if he gets all famous and someone does one of those profiles they do before playoff games and shit about players and they highlight his traumatic experience of vandalism on his field, and how he used that for inspiration
sowers cy young, i hate to say it but the dude's legit.
If they went back in time on him it would be the traumatic state championship losses which still makes bmac cry
Here is an invitation to a derby party I got from a girl at work.Well, it has been decided folks. Mike and I are having a Derby Party, that is if you jokers decide we are worthy of spending a Saturday night with. It’s not so much a party as just an excuse to barbeque, drink, and engage in pointless conversations. It is of course on Derby Day, Saturday May 6th. I haven’t really set a time because you all know you are welcome whenever. What time is the Derby anyway? Please just let me know if you are planning on attending. We want to make sure we have plenty of eats and drinks. Feel free to bring significant others or any friends who don’t have anything else better to do because they are losersJ Just kidding…Amber
lets crash it
i am not going to frankfort to crash a gay derby party when we are perfectly able to throw a good one in louisville, where the derby actually is, and/or go to a good derby party, and/or go to derby itself.
Steal their women and boozes and leave?
Booze is a good idea. All the women that will be there will be married. Not that we can't steal them, it just may turn into a brawl with their husbands.
okay fine, we'll steal their women and booze, but i call dibs on the fat one
you don't care as long as they are married
the ring's a turn on i guess
can we change "i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it" to "go out, cook out, rock out"http://badgerherald.com/news/2006/0...ims_to_grad.php
is everybody working?
that guy needs an invite to the ville to party with us, he gets a t-shirt. he's my hero
write that down
as for working, not really, just playing online poker mostly. i had an interview at lunch today, so my motivation to be working right now is limited.
Where did you interview? I sent a resume in to UFPC. Waiting patiently to get the fuck out of here.
ADP, they do 401k's and payroll accounts for companies thru out the nation. bottomline stats, 50K base, no more than 40 hrs. a week (a definite plus for someone who's used to 60 hour weeks), full tuition reimbursement, lots of room for advancement, pay raise every 12 months, pretty solid, so needless to say, it went well and now i hate my job more b/c i'm just here until i hopefully (knocking on wood right now) get a job offer.
40 hours is nice
Douglas - good luck with the ADP thing. There is a lot to say about 40 hour work weeks.
no shit, that would be so nicescroll down to the picture of halle berry and look at the dude behind her, tell me that doesn't look kinda like joe:http://www.popsugar.com/
What is really funny is the GOP is wanting to send out $100 checks to tax-payers to help with raising gas costs. Like that is the magic formula to fix the problem.
Joe - I have the bud light dance stuck in my head today."We've got Bud, Bud Light, all Bud products"
I'm stalking her
Lets go to Genny's
Just in time for Derbyhttp://www.thebeerbelly.com/
Greetings from Long Island, NY. Another long day with free seafood buffets, wine, and flowing beer.... now I know why I am in science. Although this place is the Mecca for super-nerds (James Watson's picture all over the place and giant sculptures of DNA), Jay would be in heaven with all the smart hotties and Wes would be drooling over all the Asian schoolgirls. Back to drinkin' more beer.... its reimbursed bitches!
40 hour work week???? What the fuck is that??
Brock the good thing about being a technical sales guy is....Expense account!
Of course I had to open up today, which is why I am here early for me.
Before you know it, Legos won't be allowed on planes.http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/...lego-cd-thrower
"Seattle police officers are dealing more and more with people experiencing mental health crises. Partly in response to this, all officers now routinely attend an eight-hour seminar on crisis intervention."Personally I think you have to blame Starbucks. I have been saying it for years, but I think they are plotting to take over the world. Little do they know, they will have competition with Natty Sci.http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local...tml?source=mypi
here is Delmon Young throwing the bat at the umphttp://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2423307
I give myself 2 years till my first heart attack based on my Wendy's diet. http://wendys.com/food/NutritionLanding.jsp
Hey ... that was Corky Miller in that video!!!
The ex Riverbat himself. Good catch. I didn't think anybody else would catch that. I like how he puts his mask back on and walks away. That means he is laughing his ass off.
Did anyone catch the Miami Heat player Posey lower his shoulder into Kirk Heinrich? Last night Kirk Heinrich stole the ball and was on dribbling when posey came flying across the court and lowered his shoulder and knocked him the fuck down. He was automatically ejected. If someone can find this video, post it.
Adrian - go to espn.com mainpage. The video player in the upper right hand corner has Bulls vs. Heat highlights to the tone of "Bulls protect their house with 109-90 win". That play is imbedded in the highlights.
Okay,this movie is gonna be some serious spank material(safe for work)http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0416...ath_key=0416496
So is anyone going to watch United 93 or do you think it is too soon?http://movies.msn.com/news/article....1836&mpc=11
here's a conspiracy about the pentagon plane: http://www.pentagonstrike.co.uk/flash.htm#Main
Other than the fact that thismovie has Justin Timberlake in it, i could still see it. Christina Ricci as a nympho? And Sam "Mother-Fucking" Jackson. Hell Yeah.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462200/
I'll rent the United 93 movie. Won't got to the theater multiple reasons. I'm cheap, I know how it ends, and just in case my eyes get some "dust" in them no one will be around. Other then that, I know it's too early for a lot of people, but we all knew a movie would be eventually made. I actually expected a made-for-tv-movie a year or two ago. This is a way for some to grieve for and honor the passengers of United 93, as well as the rest of the lives lost. So I won'tjudgeanyone for seeing it, or making it.
yeah, it's nice they want to honor them, etc., oh wait, no they don't, they want to make money, so they construct a story 90 minutes long based on 2 minute taped calls they have to loved ones as they're about to die in the single biggest terrorist attack against the united states. yes, a movie was inevitable, i realize that, but i just don't think i like Hollywood making money by telling the story of an event where they ultimately have no clue what the fuck went on, and in turn passing it off as "a true story."
How did 4th street go last night?
Marc and I saw a movie and they had a preview for United 93. Everyone sat through the preview and stared at their feet pretending that they were too occupied to acknowledge what was on the screen.
I've seen a preview of it. I didn't notice anyone not looking at the screen.
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...06/1045/SCENE03Marc - "At least two films about the flight have been broadcast on cable television"1. Flight 93 - horrible movie according to reviews2. Let's Roll: The Story of Flight 93: this is the only other one i can find; is one made in the UKI plan on seeing it in the theater and I am shooting for opening weekend because 10 percent of opening weekend sales will go toward the Flight 93 National Memorial in Shanksville, Pa.
Well I think for a lot of Americans, it is too early, I think it is well deserving to be made into a movie and can't wait to see it.
For some reason, people don't actually remember events unless they are made into a movie.
Douglas, "i just don't think i like Hollywood making money by telling the story of an event where they ultimately have no clue what the fuck went on, and in turn passing it off as "a true story."Hey, i liked JFK (even though it had Kevin Costner), I like Farenheit 9/11 (even though it had Michael Moore), and I liked Timeline (even though it had Paul Walker and kinda sucked.)
I spasmed andblanked ona third,wwhich will boundto come to me. So i listed a movie that Ilike but hate to admit that i like. It's so cheesy bad that its good.
haha, timeline's not too bad, i didn't like jfk and I especially didn't like Fahrenheit 9/11. 9/11 is nothing but an attack on pres. bush and i hate the fact that there are enough liberal hippies in this country to make that movie a success and give michael moore any type of legitimacy when his views are so far left, much farther left than any democrat, that some people have expressed his views as being closer to communism than democracy. i don't like oliver stone either b/c he just came up with some stupid conspiracy theory that made no sense, much like that "world trade center" movie he has coming out soon, and it's crap that people buy into it
and to further express my point, i hate hippies. one of the best south park episodes ever was when cartman tried to kill all the hippies.
I'm bored and though about going to see an early movie. but low-andbehold everything at the theaters sucks. I did see 16 blocks was playing at Village 8. Lynnie said it was good, and it got decent reviews. Any of you people who hardly do any work and make your own hours wanna come with? If so I can push back my time.Oh and 4th street was not much. got outta my last final at 8:15PM. That fucker was long and hard. (that's what she said.) I had a decent time with Doug and Mudd. I'll say this though, there must be a lot of plastic surgeons making bank in Louisville. I saw so many huge beautiful breasts that I'm thinking someofthese ladies musta had help. But nonetheless... Kudos God. Kudos plastic surgeons.
Hippies are fucking pussies. Case in point. Barney's character on How I Met Your Mother.Hippie Barney = biggest pussy ever (just watch the video again)Corporate Barney - Most awesome guy ever.Just living the dream.
Oh wait The Sentinel is out. I LOVE 24, and this movie looks kinda like another Jack Bauer vehicle. Imight do that one inside, or ifIfeel up toit, in addition to. That's right I rock. Just like corporate Barney.
How does the director not know what happened on the plane? The director spent a lot of time researching this event and talked to the loved ones who had phone conversations with others. Don't get caught up in the minute details. So what if Johnny whipes his forward on the big screen instead of scratching his balls...those are the details they don't know about. This movie also unfolds with the air traffic controllers and others who finally realize WTF is going on.Plane gets highjacked - people are wondering WTF is going on, accessing the situationPeople make contact with family via telephones on plane and cell phones - find out other terroristic attacksHeroism - People realize WTF is going on and decide they aren't going to die without a fight. Sacrafice themselves and save the lives of other Americans.
All I know is, I bet there will be a lot of people crying during this movie. On yahoo, this movie is rated an A- by the movie critics, ranging from B- to A. In fact, one critic said if you survive the last hour without tearing up/cryingyou are "made out of granite".
i'll probably see it. i hear what you on people making money on the tragedy of others douglas, but the families seem to be behind it and i think its a great story of the American spirit that should be remembered. God bless those people and their families.
umm... that should say "i hear you" not "i hear what you" sorry i'm writing a final exam, writing this response, and watching "butters very own episode" on dvd.Quoting butters here "i could use some g.d. poontang too."
Wes i think it is opening weekend for United 93. Let me know when you go. I might tag along after all. I just hope it's not too "dusty" in the theater.
Marc - Yeah it is opening weekend for Flight 93...I think Abby and I are going to catch a matinee on saturday at Tinseltown..so if you want to join us feel free to.
apparently 3rd wheels are conversation killers
"fuck man this place id dead lets get out of here"
"i'm still here El Guapo"
Rock on. Douglas what are the plans for the Bat's game tonight?
joe, i just popped in a staind cd (dysfunction)...and i'm playing mudshovel just for you guys
You can't feel my angeryou can't feel my pain
you know at first, aaron lewis was cool and his songs were cool. but then he kept writing about his parents album after album and after awhile i just want to tell him to get over it. your parents sucked , we get it. the guy from flaw has you beat on the shitty parent deal and even he bitched less about it.
and now (according to one of my students) they won't play anything from dysfunction at their concerts...not even mudshovel. Honestly that's like metallica refusing to play "one," "for whom the bell tolls," or "enter sandman."
and there is no way i'm going to waste money to hear all the shit (and i do mean shit) from "st. anger"
If you guys rock out tomorrow, give me a call. For some reason, Brendans so good......
Lets get ripped and walk to Brendan's
That sounds like a plan. I am so bored at work today.
I just got an update from ticketmaster reminding me not to miss Nickelback in concert. Don't they know that Nickelback sucks?
dude, new nickelback is like listening to Coldplay
nickelback went the rout of staind at the same time
I still wouldn't mind getting tickets to staind on Friday
I'm bored somebody say something
Awesome there are people out there
For the record, i work with morons.
I work with super-geniuses.... well, not all the time, but just for the current week.
I work with guys from Okolona with mullets
I feel a million times smarter than all of you, so why am I still posting?Because if I don't downgrade the knowledge input for about 10 minutes, my brain will explode.Did anyone get inspired by the review of Infield to actually go?
BTW, people in New York are pissed all the time... well... at least when they drive. I thought I had road rage. The freakin' shuttle bus driver curses and swears at little old ladies taking too long to make right turns.Fuck the Yankees.
You feel smarter than me? Joe and I both make more money than you for a lot less work.
Super duper sexy happy birthday to Jessica Alba, 25.
Author Harper Lee (author of to kill a mockingbird) is 80. The former president of Iraq, Saddam Hussein, is 69. "Tonight Show" host Jay Leno is 56. Rapper Too Short is 40. Rapper Big Gipp is 33. Actor Jorge Garcia is 33. Actress Penelope Cruz is 32. Actress Aleisha Allen (Alicia from school of rock)is 15. Barry Larkin is 42.
let's see, i'm in school getting paid less than $20,000 a year teaching freshman that love to bitch about everything, doing research, and when i get home i have studying to do. Joe, Jay, and the rest work 8-5 get paid good money and when they get home they can go to sleep, jerk off, or drink. I know I'm the dumb one here.
I thought Brock would also get a kick out of this. G4 apparently does spoofs. I got part of this Breakfast Club spoof and thought it was funny. Also Morgan Webb looks hot as Molly Rindwald. But she always looks hot.http://www.youtube.com/results?sear...p;search=Search
Okay, this has got to be the coolest high school skits EVER!Super Mario Bros. acted out on a stage.http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/l...o-brothers.html
You may make more than me now, but I'll be back. When I create my army of cloned Mermen to take over the world, you will all rue the day.
I think those kids stole that idea from the punchout kids.
I know the theme is played out but I thought it was still pretty good...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHLr...rokeback%20bell
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1686007/a-rod is gaaaaay
Of course he is gaaaaay...he is a Yankee!
I see the MaxathonASP females took 5th place for relay teams...Phil were you apart of that group?http://tools.marathonguide.com/derb...putType=Summary
Phil was not on the team, he had to drop out due to some "genital inflammation and itching issues" late last week. Evidently Lauren was used by competing teams in an effort to slow our folks down and Phil succumbed to her afflictions. Damnit Phil, double bag it bro or just say no.On a side note, good video for that cheatin' ho in your life, and as a double bonus, I think we found Stewie (check out the dude on the left end of the couch).http://www.break.com/index/extribute28.html
Guy pulls a musical in the middle of classhttp://www.break.com/movies/reachlecture.html
Marc - sorry amigo Abby and I didn't go to the movies this weekend. Maybe next weekend we can try to make it.
Any word on Tinch or anyone else getting signed? I saw Leffew was signed.
hell of a lot of Jagerbombs, maybe we should try this for GBITT 2006-07http://www.latimes.com/news/nationw...world-headlines
as of right now only Spitz, Dummervil, Brandon Johnson, Stanley and Travis Leffew are with teams I believe.Marcus Vick is also still unsigned.
Louisville Fire should sign Vick
Marcus Vick would be a joke as a professional football player. It is true that that kid does have ability, however, his off the field antics, as well as, the lack of class he showed Dumerville is the reason nobody wants that headcase. He is definately more trouble than what he is worth, so perhaps he should just head up his brother's posse.
shit dog, he should be a muhfuckin' rapper, cuz he's hardcore and shit
I think the Falcons should sign Marcus Vick. The big knock I have on Michael Vick is 1) he's fragile and 2) once his ass inevitably gets knocked out for 3-4 games some big white dude has to come in and the Falcons suddenly needs to become a pocket passing team. So they sign Marcus Vick for the league minimum and let him back up his brother. And structure his bonuses like so:If he doesn't get caught trying to intentionally injure anyone during a game + $250,000If he doesn't get caught with any drugs during the seasons + $500,000If he (or a member of his posse) doesn't pull a gun during the course of the year + $500,000Hell, the falcons also drafted Jimmy Williams out of VT who is also a world class fuck up. The VT to Falcons world class thug pipeline would only rival the UC Bearcats to the Trailblazer connection.
I would like to wish a happy birthday to D'Arcy (38) of the smashing pumpkins.
Alex Van Pelt NFL quarterback (Buffalo Bills) is 36. Curtis Martin NFL running back (New England Patriots) is 33. Austin Croshere NBA forward (Indiana Pacers) is 31. Darius McCrary Walnut CA, actor (Edward Winslow-Family Matters) is 30. Kimberly Grigsby Miss Virginia Teen USA (1997) is 27.
Alex Van Pelt is actually only the offensive quality control coach for the Bills (seriously).
for those who haven't seen the Greenkeeper's video for Lotion: http://www.ifilm.com/ads/asl/fullsc...2650242&pg=is this on MTV or anything? that would be neat.
What is the offensive quality control coach?
Your rant was almost complete Phil, except... its UC to the Denver Nuggets pipeline. If you are going to pull a burn, know the facts.
I'm not terribly sure what they do, but most teams have one.
huh, I could have sworn that at one point the trailblazers had something like three bearcats with police records or something rediculous like that. so much so that when I tried to figure this out I stumbled upon a newspaper article regarding a potential kenyon martin to the trailblazer trade and i believe the quote was "one would think portland would have learned to avoid headcases from the Bearcats."please note: I in no way am implying current coaches / players are thugs.
Current Denver roster includes: Kenyon Martin, DeMarr Johnson, and Ruben Patterson. They contained Danny Fortson for a long time. Patterson is the only bearcat to play for the trailblazers in a while. Van Exel my have played a season there once, but at no point has any team had 3 at once like right now.
Are you saying that Mick Cronin has single-handedly changed the stereotype of UC without even coaching a game?
damn it feels good to be a gangsta
You know Justice Thomas was all over this...giggidy giggidy.http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/05/01/s...h.ap/index.html
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the munchkinville kentucky one mystifies me. is there a city name similiar to munchkinville they people are confused by? My guess is Munfordville
I am all about some russia fat ass girls.
So at work I am being moved from my Akron, OH portfolio to the Northeast which is New Jersey, Long Island and the Bronx to name a few. I always wondered what a mafia financial statement looked like. So if I turn up missing anytime between now and the end of the year odds are I messed up a calculation for a mafia run pet store or something.
i'd be more worried about Kansas City than the New Jersey area. That place is like 60% mob.
Yeah, but 100% of the people in Kansas are crazy. With a K.
I updated the comment box to use the same font as the comments. I hope this doesn't cause too much confusion.
I think we can handle it.
I just got an email from Dave, and he gave me his number. When I began putting it in my phone, the name I use was Brangers. However, after I spelled out Branger it gave me the autofill option of Brangerchanovsky. WTF?
There is supposedly a Munchkinville near Cincinnati. I think they call it Midget Town, but whatever.
Dave will now be referred to as Brangerchanovsky.
Its almost noon, should I actually go to work today?
I just did a google search of Brangerchanovsky, and there were no matches. So apparently my phone knows something that's not on the internet.
Hey Brock, Happy birthday. I know I'm a little late, but I haven't seen you in a couple of weeks. You're an old bastard like me now. At least for about six months.
Thanks Jay, I've joined the senior citizens club of Natty Sci.Do we have an AARP card?
I was looking up Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children on IMDB, and there were some interesting cast choices. (For those of you who don't know Advent Children is an animated movie sequal to FFVII) Rachel Leigh Cook is the voice of Tifa, and the guy who did the voice of wolverine in the X-Men legend games is Vincent Valentine. Phil, you'll be happy to know that Aeris is back, but she's played by Mena Suvari. I didn't recognize the guy who was the voice of Cloud, but he has been in several live action movies.
What the hell, here's a link to the page.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385700/fullcredits
We're a lively bunch today
Sorry fellas - I am making tons of cold calls today. Have to love that.
Wow. I really lived up to the conversation killer title today, didn't I?
So a guy and I argued over what the english translation of TaeKwonDo means for about 30 minutes today and needless to say, I was right. He is no match for my "koreanese" skills.
So...What does it mean? I'm guessing "Fist of the Monkey-Snake"
no...."The way of the foot and fist"
I was just joking. Although I did have the word fist right. Here is a list of dramas that are coming to tv. I don't know if someone has already talked about this, but yes, that does say Aquaman starring Lou Diamond Phillips.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...STS15/605010322
A co worker and I went to the king bufet for lunch and our complemintary fortune cookies were great. The chinese word on mhy cookie was Yu which means Fish. And my coworkers cookie was Tang which means sugar. So as we were paying i asked the chinese girl how to say fish sugar in chinese and she said "Yu Tang" pretty quick as i was paying. I almost pulled a nut because i was laughing so hard. I fucking dropped my debit card and i couldn't breathe. I asked her again how to say it and of course she said it again. It was even funnier the second time she said it. I know, i am immature.
This guy I work with brought in tang to drink at lunch. Comedy gold. Even better, someone had oreos. They were doing the thing where a person grabs each side and pulls it apart. Me having no clue what they were doing asked for an explanation. Thiss chick explained, "it is like a wishbone. It is a good luck charm. Only if you get the cream." I could help but laugh
Anybody know the best place to try to sell a car while spending little?
Usually the back and side windows
I'm not sure many people will see it while it is locked inside my parents' garage; but thanks for the tip.Any others?
I used autotrader.com b/c the ad appears in both the publication and website and you can run the ad till the vehicle is sold for one price, I think its like $35.http://www.autotrader.com/
...then there is craigslist (free)too.
today is boycott gringo day: http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/ameri...t.ap/index.htmli'm sure this will be about as effective as that stupid ass "don't buy gas day" e-mail that I get every three months. I declare dos de mayo to be "buy twice as much gringo crap as you normally would day"
Yep it will be Philco - of course the other great don't buy gas day is set for Derby Day.I have to say that the "don't buy gas on this day" is about as dumb as the jump to conclusions mat.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/...tory?id=2428627I think I can handle not seeing the highlights from this
on sportscenter it looked as if he was grabbing Kaman's ass
Adrian, it takes very little effort to make you laugh. Case in point:"Jay, tell a hot girl you have to take a shit!"
I had a great time saturday night
What was your favorite real world?
Come on Jay, anytime you hear some chinese chick say "Yu Tang" that is funny.
anyone saying tang is ripe for parody
I think the dance you were doing was the highlight of the night. But it would have been hilarious if you told a hot girl that you have to take a shit..
I'm not saying it's not funny, it's just that you laugh at everything. And this assole is a hippocrite, and I hope he violates his plea agreement so he goes to jail and gets anally raped by Bubba.http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/05/01/l...deal/index.html
This guy is probably lucky that Jason Taylor didn't kill him.http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5562712
Where's Maverick when you need him? Oh that's right he is still corrupting that girl.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,193832,00.html
He's not corrupting her, he's just brain washing her. Natty sci would corrupt her.
"He's not corrupting her, he's just brain washing her. Natty sci would corrupt her."
Adrian, she probably said "FISH SUGAR" when youleft. that would translate to "Tang Yu." I thinks it's equally funny backwards or forwards."I..I don't know guys....I thinks she takes shits. I don't want a girl who takes shits."
"Tang Yu" is not funny..."Yu Tang" is funny.
Wow, I guess this is one way of doing it.Just seize control of the company.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060501..._ge/bolivia_gas
Okay I concede to Jay on a technicality.
Not sure if anyone posted this in the past....but this is pretty good.Remember bros before hoes!http://www.break.com/index/offlimits1.html
Did anyone else see that the St. Louis Rams signed Denzel Washington's son...and this is how he will be known.
Ladies, SLUT UP!!
Okay, so the Today Show is on and they have Jaime Oliver ("The Naked Chef") on showing the cast how to prepare fish. Each one had a different type of fish. But I was amused when Jaime said, "and look Annes got a nice snapper over there, boy that looks good." he later added, "youll know its ready to be eaten when it loses that fishy smell." Its no "Tang Yu" but it made me chuckle.
And that my friends, is why you don't get your monies worth by wearing jeans to a strip club.
Marc, was Ann Curry's snapper tasty? I personally wouldn't mind taking a lick at it ... especially if that fishy smell is gone.
Ann Curry is 50!http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193041/Wow, the miracles of plastic surgery.
50!?!?!? DAMN!! She must use Bowflex
Silly google. of course they are going to use their own web search engine...it is their product. Build an operating system if you want.mwaaaahhhhh!http://finance.yahoo.com/columnist/...e/business/4016
Here's a little article on coaching changes in basketball.http://www.sportsline.com/collegeba...l/story/9410169Note the comment made on this article. UK fans are hilarious.
what I find interesting about the google / microsoft thing is that I'm using Firefox and it's search window defaults to google with no MSN search by default either...
Phil - but IE comes with 99.98% of operating systems sold to US users. So of course, one must bitch.
interview with Montavious Stanley with the Cowboys:mms://bluestar.wmod.llnwd.net/a627/o1/stanley_interview_043006.wma
just die already:http://foxrocks.com/cc-common/mainh...;article=468058
jessica simpson has a camel-toe:http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.co...mpson-goes.html
so did anybody decide what's going for derby/oaks?
i'd kinda like to go to oaks....
I'd kinda like to go to Derby. Never been, and I'm getting older by the second.
I haven't been to either and would love to go, however, I am saving money to go to Europe so I can't partake this year.
But Wes, you're rich! Go to both!
I have to work on Friday
An email sent office-wide by a co-worker today:As some of you may, or may not, know I am going under the knife tomorrow. In the rare case that I do not survive this ordeal, I wanted to let you know that I really like almost everyone of you (Farnsley knows what I am talking about). I would also like for it to be known that should I meet my untimely end tomorrow, I want to be stuffed (like a bear) and placed in my cubicle. I would also like for the members of my immediate group to sing (on a weekly basis) old Irish drinking songs, as well as offer me various flavors of alcohol and cigars. Also, I would like my body to continue to attend our weekly meetings as a source of inspiration and for its comedic value. My wife has been made aware of my wishes. Speaking of my wife, I would like for one of the more trustworthy members of this tightly knitted group to make sure that Burket stays away from her. I can't go off into the afterlife knowing that degenerate is with her and my beloved children. It just does not sit well with me.
Brock - definately not rich, but Abby and I do make a comfortable living wage. The day you see me driving a Ferrari - that is the day I am rich.
haha, joe, that's legendary, i'm very proud
That brings a tear of joy to my eye Joe. Legen.........wait for it........dary!And that my friends, is why you don't get your monies worth by wearing jeans to a strip club.
Everyone needs a dog like this. And by everyone I mean Nattysci.http://www.break.com/index/beerdogbeach.html
Okay so that smokin' hot blonde teacher that was boning the 14 yr old student, okay be more specific..well the teacher that was caught contacting him via myspace and sending him videos.Well here is one of those videos.http://www.break.com/index/pamrogers1.htmlENJOY!
I am proud of the Stern Fans for not selling out.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060502...ge/earns_sirius
So Sims is now gone for UK as well.Rondo, Sims, and Williams are gone.
Those crazy chinese people.http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitem...05/s1627837.htm
http://www.osheaslouisville.com/liv...mageID=41657621douglas is that you?
http://www.johnnylechner.com/johnny...llegequotes.htmthe van wilder guy
Keep in mind,this guy is preaching.http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/s...t-of-truth.htmlThis fucking shit makes me laugh.
no, that's not me, but that's katie bennett second from the lefthttp://www.osheaslouisville.com/liv...mageID=75668876
I remember her
those pictures were taken real early in the night, we didn't get there 'til lik 12 or so, too bad they never got a picture of you and me knocking each other on the ground. that woulda been a good one for their site
or us kicking their so-called "tent"
or us punching each other
yeah, their site would be a lot better if we were on it
That is why I was looking at them
So my supervisor came up with this new game, Obituary mad libs
Anything going on this week boys?
So what do you guys think about a "private party" at O'Sheas one night?
a private party could be fun, as long as i get to beat up anybody that tries to intrude
Does this "private party" involve nude female guests?
According to Tommy Oshea, we have to spend about $150/hr on their products. I also inquired if it was possible to get a private party for Derby Weekend. That way if possible, we should be able to avoid high cover charges and apply that money to "product". Here is their appetizer list:O’Shea’s Irish PubParty Price sheet Wings……$59.99……per 100Pepper Balls…$42.99…Per 100Chicken Strips…$59.99…per 50Potato Skins……$49.99…..per 50Crock pot Spinach Artichoke dipWith nacho chips………....$42.50Crock pot Con Queso dipWith nacho chips………….$42.50 Beer Cheese (3lbs.) W/ Crackers ..............$42.50 Honey Dijon Chicken Skewers...........................$59.99 per 50Chef Thomas Jackson can prepare any other dish that you might want for your gathering feel free to call with any questions.
give me beer and wings and queso and I'm happy
between at least 15-20 of us that wouldn't be a problem
So what are we doing saturday?
do i stay here this weekend and have people over for beer, pool, grilling out, and watching the derby or do i go back to UNA to watch my friends's band playwww.halostereo.com
Another sign that college football is becoming a joke.http://www.sltrib.com/sports/ci_3774704
what being a third round draft pick will get you (andrew whitworth OL)http://www.stationsportsbar.com/par...=4-21&id=73
Joe, I have a feeling that you, like many others here, will be asking "what are we doing Saturday" all the way up to Saturday morning with little response, much less a tangible idea.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060502...lYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--Ok, I'm not surprised by John Daly being addicted to something...everything, it was the $5000 slot machines that got me. Are you kidding me? These things exist? Man, you got a serious problem when you have enough money to casually spend on this machine looking for the big bucks that you already have.
I find this amusing:"According to Tommy Oshea, we have to spend about $150/hr on their products."Any given Friday or Saturday we can beat that number collectively by double, and with the way I tip those waitresses, someone should have gotten naked by now. I say it is time to open up a competitive pub called:Patty O'Natty's: For the drinking man, and loose women.Opening weekend promotion, at 1AM the waitresses take their tops off and deliver all food with only their "Nacho Thong" on. Also, we have free Sybian rides for the ladies...can't forget about the ladies.
Mmmmmm Nachos.Who is coming to trivia tonight? We have $50 to spend on $2.50 imports bitches.
Good call Wade. I should make it this time and we can discuss the idea of a private party.
I think we all know what is going to happen on Saturday. We'll end up cooking out at Joe's since nobody else has a place big enough that will allow all of us over. The drinking will start earlier than usual and continue for most of the night. Lots of food will be consumed. We'll rehash old stories. Play some cornhole. Drive to Wicks if anyone's sober enough, or walk to Brendans if we're not. If it's really exciting we may play RISK. Someone will crash at Joes. Someone will puke. Phil's car will be there in the morning. And most of us will have hangovers. Oh yeah, and there may be a horse race we watch on TV.
Goddamn it chris, you are a genius.
Like a fox
No...hot lesbian witches, that's fucking genius.
Chris - with a genius plan like that or the ability to see the future, no wonder you are a doc.
The only thing more genius then that is our plan tonight to leave the lights on the field tonight after umpiring, get a case of beer and play drunken umpire hr derby. Last night was hit on 16 year old PRP girls. best job ever. I wanna go to umpire school. no we will are going to umpire school.
hey Phil, I think I can see O.A.R.'s tour bus outside my building. You want me to try and get an autograph?
I got the new Pearl Jam cd this morning and hopefully it fucking rocks. All i am asking is the New Cd be Pearl Jam Ten quality. That is not asking too much is it?
Check out these citations from the article.....what?"Underage drinking is worth nearly $23 billion a year to the alcohol industry, or 17.5 percent of all money spent on spirits in the US annually, researchers from New York's Columbia University report." "And abusive drinking by both underage people and adults may account for nearly half of all money spent on alcohol each year."http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060502...age_drinking_dc
Adrian - let me know what you think of that CD. I was eyeing it down as well.
I'm kinda curious too.
I can just make a copy of it. And give it to you guys
Fantastic. Has anyone ever heard of Dropbox? they have a song called Wishbone. I saw it yesterday for 99 cents at EB Games on 4th Street. I figured 99 cents I should pick it up.
If nothing else you can buy the lego cd launcher and us it as ammo.
Can we get Chris Redman and Jerry O'Connell for GBITT in the future?
i only want jerry o'connell if he's bringing his fiancee.
If we get Redman, then we need to get Couch and play some UK vs UL football.
Jerry O'connell rocks...and we must remember...he is the original "The man the legend" atleast where the idea came from.
Fuck Redman and Couch...we have the greatest Bellarmine intramural qb ever to step foot on the field in Philco.
I don't know guys Bmac was a pretty good QB and Jay's QB rating is through the roof. I think we need a Jay vs Redman in the 40.
u guys would be proud, scroggin just asked me who o.a.r. was and was thinking about going to check out their show at 4th street tonight, and i quickly responded, "they're nothing but a sell-out college fraternity band that is only listened to on campuses by pretentious fraternity pricks who think they're cool by listening to what they view as 'alternative' music."
Superman Returns trailer #2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thzF...amp;t=t&f=b
Good job Douglas. Of course the one fault in your plan is where ever there are pretentious fraternity pricks there are easily suggestable college coeds.
On the other hand, there will be a large amount of drunk (and mostly like completely baked) chicks at the concert.But tonight is the midnight magic show at the monkey wrench! Or so I'm told.
the coeds take care of themselves, all you need is a roofie and a condom, and you're in
gotta love it when you get stoners on The Price is Right.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XgT...amp;t=t&f=b
anyone doing anything for lunch today?
oh, and I know I was being set up for this, but I'll take the bait:I think b-mac threw more interceptions in one game than I did in my career at QB. Of course, I am also tied with Chris Burket for the Bellarmine Intramural record for fumbles at 1.
Phil, you were very accurate from ten yards and closer.
Wishbone is the only song by Dropbox that I have heard, but I think it's a pretty kick-ass song. I can try to get redman to come to GBITT, but I don't know about Jerry "Trip McNeely" O'Connell. I'm we could just call up Tim Couch on our own, it's not like he's doing anything now. Is he still the QB for the Browns? If so, it's not like he's doing anything now.
GBITT red carpet gala
Joe was right, I do have an excellent QB rating. And I'll challenge redman to a forty. And, the more we drink, the more it would go in my favor, because I'm pretty sure chris is a lightweight. With booze.
Last I heard on the UK board is Tim had some tryouts this offseason with the dolphins for sure and a few other teams. He is still trying to recover from his injury. Of course I tell all the UK fans that "Tim is done. Let it go" and it really pisses those guys off.
as much as i hate to say it tim's done, he got cut by the packers two years ago when they really needed a backup, and the bears never picked him up and instead went with kyle orton, if he's not better than kyle orton, then it's time to hang 'em up.
So, we should have no problem getting him to GBITT.
Jason Osbourne should be free to, but he might rob us and steal our booze
Bob Domine will hit on our women and steal our booze
Looks like Michael Jordan is coming to town. I mean seriously, he is going to go to the lame ass Barnstable party and not hang out with the great NattySci? Who does he think he is..."The greatest" basketball player of all time?
Jenn Sterger keeping it real.Does anyone know if she is making it to Derby?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CA9...Florida%20state
prediction:in five years natty sci will be entertaining celebrities the likes of which barnstable brown would never touch. we need to get jodie sweetin, we can attract her by saying we have free lines of coke
Honestly, I don't think many people could handle hanging out with us. However, if Jenn Sterger is around, she would be fun to hang out with. But she'd hate us in about 3 minutes after we were staring at her chest.
r u kidding? that's what she's famous for, people looking at her tits, she'd love us
douglas makes a very good point. we would just boost her ego even more.
Yeah good point.Adrian - lion feeding jackass style.http://www.alldumb.com/item/27873/
Mosier - because you have a thing for sharks.http://www.alldumb.com/item/27892/
i went looking for a UK cornhole game for a coworker. Check out the last result for searching for uk cornhole:http://www.google.com/search?q=uk+c...:en-US:official
What would Jesus Brew?http://www.alldumb.com/item/27795/
Boobs way cheaper than a car Jen? 11 grand? What kind of car you need ya spoiled bitch.And honestly, when someone honestly, says, "honestly", for some reason I just get this feeling they're honestly feeding me a bunch of shit, honestly. Anyone esle get this feeling, honestly?
Anyone else watch that Jenn Sterger video and just think "Blah, blah, blah... step away from the podium so I can see your chest."
She is an annoying bitch. However, she has big boobs so we will forgive her
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.... Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away." Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" A: "The officer who responded to the scene." Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?" A: "Yes, sir. With my life." Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" A: "Yes sir, we do!" Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" A: "Yes sir, I do." Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?" A: "Yes sir." Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?" A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room." The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
An Open (Love) Letter to Taco Bell's Crunchwrap Supremehttp://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/ope...coBellsCrunchwr
Here is one way to make a turtle faster. Strap it to a remote controlled car.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZYb...p;search=turtle
That is a pretty good testimony.
Andy milonakis is a douchebag
I just shook hands with an O.A.R. roadie. He had a shirt that said he used to be on the last Green Day tour as a roadie. I am so lucky, I am never washing that hand again.
I almost had to smack a bitch today. First she asked me if I was going to the concert tonight. When I said no I have a penis, she said well didn't you see ben folds five in concert? Resisting hitting her I calmy replied that was Avenged Sevenfold you dumb whore.
wow, i don't think i have ever called a girl a dumb whore to her face.
How about lying slut?
It was all in good taste
if you have seen a band with a number in its name you have seen 'em all
so what do you guys think of the drive-by truckers? I downloaded their new CD and it wasn't too bad.
They had a big write up in the courier-journal this past weekend. Haven't heard their new cd yet though.
found that article about them in the courier: http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...2/1011/ARCHIVES
Since my last post, I have been thinking that it would probably not be a good idea for redman to show up. Invariably, people would get drunk and talk shit to him. Maybe if I could get him to show up early, like 5 or 6. That would be cool, I guess. Then he would just have sober people talking shit.
I just like the idea of a natty sci red carpet event with quasi celebrities. We got class.
You could be like "Chris, you are more than welcome to come to our party. There will be some drunk UK fans that might talk shit to you but my buddy, you know that dude who ran you down on Baxter, will most likely go down on you."JK Phil
If Miranda still hung out with us, we could totally get Bob Domine.
Happy birthday to James Brown 73, and Arnold "Englebert Humperdink" Dorsey, 70.
Marc, Phil and I are heading up to BW3's on Bardstown/Baxter if anyone wants to join. We will be up there around 12:15.
Natty Sci Quasi Celebrity List1. Chris Redman2. Bob Dominie3. Denny Crum4. Tantric5. The Big Show6. Andrew Bogut7. That Bon Jovi Cover Guy8. Todd Wellenmeyer9. Chris Burke10. Wallace Wilkenson11. Fred Cowgill12. Gary Schroeder
I have jessica alba in my trun.... I mean jessica alba will be there.
Sara Johnson and Jeremy Sowers. Bryant Northern, BJ Flynn and Beau Zach Smith from my basketball league.
this is a late response cuz i just got out of a meeting, but calling a girl a dumb whore to her face is SOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun, i really recommend it
Maybe it was 3 doors down i saw in concert. I don't know
Jerry O'connelWes Goodloe
if we get jerry we might as well get his brother the bachelor. Oh and the mayor of st. matthew joe burket
Ray Lewis and Tom Brady
If we get Ray Lewis we need metal detectors and bump up security
Lets all linger in the fact the Reds have the best record in baseball. These moments are rare, so I shall savor it.http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/stand...=false&st=2
Ray Lewis would BE the security, cause he'd be with us.
Maybe todd can get dontrelle willis and kyle farnsworth
Maybe chris burkett will get really, really, really, really really really drunk and try and tackle Ray Lewis. That would be a site to see.
I think you can cut about 4 of those "reallys" out and he'd still try to.
As long as Ray Lewis is patted down for a knife, I say go for it.
kyle farnsworth is gay, we can't invite him
I want him to spear Ray Lewis like he did Paul Wilson
unless u want chris to spear his ass into ray lewis, and then let ray lewis proceed to stab him
All are acceptable actions
As long as 1 quasi celebrity gets speared
There is no way in hell we are paying appearance fees unless it is a hot chick and then we might as well treat her like a prostitute
no appearance fees whatsoever, they make more than us, fuck, they're buying the keg, we'll bring the good times. if it makes them feel better, for exposure, we can get party crashers to come and take pretty pictures of them doing kegstands and body shots with the Natty Sci wives
That has the makings of a Duke lacrosse party.
That's just plain sexy. Chicks in bikini's with assault rifles?I didn't see that in the brochure!http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060503/...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5
I can't stop watching it.....it's unbelieveable:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbY0Jh9_RJ8
Tsunami warning.8.0 quake hits south pacific.http://www.foxnews.com/
Report: USC Received Unfair Advantage by Playing in the Pac-10http://www.sportspickle.com/feature...6-0503-usc.html
I thought of some more celebrities we could try to get. What about: William Shatner, Marc Henry, and Cameron and Cory Hahn? Of course there's also Nicole Ritchie, who would bring Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid. Let's be honest, someone would get herpes, but I believe it might be worth it.
Happy b-day1963 Jeff Hornacek 1946 Greg Gumbel 1920 Sugar Ray Robinson 1903 Bing Crosby
why has nobody mentioned any porn stars??? they're cheap, they're fun, they put out, and they lack the class that would prevent most celebrities from partying with us
Greg Gumble is 60?! Well... at least I don't have to worry about getting old... apparently you can be ancient and still look halfway young.
So a guy at work is burning me season 1 of entourage. Also another guy at work randomly brought in a copy of "where the buffalo roam" for me saying I just thought you would like this movie. That is a Hunter S. Thompson movie, Fear and Loathing guy.
These jumping stilts cost about $500 bucks, but they woudl be pretty fun.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeFq...umping%20stilts
i'm surprised jerome hasn't handled brock's comment yet...
Well, looking young and being ancient isn't just a black or asian phenomenon. That Bowflex babe does alright for 50 and I think she's the starting point guard for some Aryan league hoops team. But see you gotta remember ... any ninja named "Gumble" on television has already made some deal with the Dark Lord for eternal youth, fame and fortune. The price is that he gets ridiculed by his people for being a cream filled sellout.
I've got to get me a pair of those jumping stilts... unfortunately I'll need to drop at least 20 pounds or they won't work properly. Can you imagine playing basketball with guys all wearing those things. SWEET!
If Phil played hoops with those stilts, he might actually touch the net
Brock - those things are fucking awesome. I am going to have to drop some weight before I can get them though...maybe instead of an xbox 360 I can get a pair of those.
Yeah, instead of adding to our fatness with video games, we would get excersise. What a whacked concept.
What is this crazy speak? Next your gonna say you all are going to quit going out and quit drinking. I don't like this exercise stuff you speak of.
Dude, I just saw Kenny Mayne outside and Hammerin' Hank Goldberg
Looks like the changes at UC are causing them to loose players that would have been perfect fit for the Bearcats to go to Ohio instead: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2431359
a list of all the undrafted free agent signings: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/draft...tory?id=2431991only Louisville guy so far is Travis Leffew to the bears, although that Antwan Marsh from Pikeville got picked up by the Colts and another dude from Pikeville, E.J. Underwood, got picked up by the Giants.
This band has been criticized for being pretentious. Phil, you would love them.http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mus...s.ap/index.html
I just now read the USC article phil posted. Damn that is funny.
no idea who this chick is, but I love her:http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=887
I just got back from running. This is the first time I have gone in close to a year. I probably only ran .5 miles (maybe .6) but I feel like crap. There was some nice uphill action, though. And some old guy on a riding mower wearing a face mask gave me a thumbs up. So I've got that going for me.
once you get the friendly head nod from runners in the opposite direction you know you've made it. But a thumbs up is a step in the right direction. I'm off to go running myself in an hour.
oh, i looked up that chick because I recognized her name. Her other name is Jordan and I think she's some type of brittish porn star or something.
brittish? wttf is wrong with me?
i dont care who she is really, but she's my new favorite person
I just watched that Jen Sterger interview. She comes off a little callous, but I appreciate her honesty. I think we need to get her here for GBITT, if not BUSM.
I was just flipping through the tv, and Lynyrd Skynyrd was on CMT. Not only were they on CMT, they had two douche bags singing with them, and it sounded like they "countried up" sweet home alabama a little bit. Not that it's that hard to do, but I still almost threw my remote through the tv.
Tommy O'shea says that O'sheas can accomadate us on Derby Day if we like. We must spend about $150/hr and we can do 2 or 3 hours if we like. Let me know if you guys are seriously interested in doing something because if so, if we get 10-15 people that go $30 that pays for it right there.
I'm interested Wes.I'll bet most everyone else is too. I mean we could spend $30 each just going to two bars with covers. (O'Sheas, Flannagans, Molly's, Willy's will all be at LEAST $10-$15 cover) that night. Not to mention the food we can get, oh yeah and booze. We know Wicks will be free if we choose to go to another bar. I say we do it, but that's just my bet. I'd be happy at Joe's too. But if we are thinking about going out to bars at all, then this is the best idea.
We should do that OR.... what wassuggested at lunch today,and use the O'Sheas party idea for the next Natty Sci holiday. Hmm....let's see when is that? Oh wow! Is that my birthday on Friday the 26th (or Saturday the 27th, if it makes it easier) Wierd! Oh and make it a surprise party. I don't want to see it coming. lol
Here is a video of Secretariats famous Belmonth stakes run...a 31 length victory. Damn that horse was fast.http://188.8.131.52/nyra/belmonts/1973/lo.asx
Well I am not suggesting that we don't go to Joe's or wherever first. I just think that if people want to go out, this is a pretty good option because none of us are willing to pay $10-15 bucks to get in the door, but I think we are all willing to spend $30-45 bucks on booze once inside.
$30-45 bucks on booze/food
Not that this isn't a good idea, but I like Marc's idea of doing it some other time. Give us a little more time to figure things out and such. Generally, we have made Derby in the past into a 12+ hour day. Plus, If we go to my place first I think some people will not eat or drink as much at O'sheas. That is my 2 cents. Believe me, I have no problem having a party moved away from my house, as long as it isn't 4th of July.
Joe - that works for me. We can do it farther down the road sometime. I just think that if people want to go out this is a good way of doing it. Not that we would be there all day anyways, but say if we left your house and went to a bar around 7 pm..then we would start the day out early and our cover could be applied to bar product. I love going out on Derby, but I don't like paying high cover prices just go get in.Of course, we can say fuck it and start our own Irish Pub (Natty O' Patty's) and rock it out from there.Check out some of these designs these guys want to turn into t-shirts. You guess it, he is a UNC fan.http://sicneill.blogspot.com/
Actually this might even be a better idea. We might be able to get in places for free.http://www.slate.com/id/2140926/?nav=tap3
Barry - I thought Nick Saban ran a tight ship?Lil' Vick gets a tryout.http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/wcStor...ntentId=5563398
Brock do you know anything about this?http://music.msn.com/music/article....10>1=7702
What do I think? I think I'm glad all those dumb pieces of shit are dead.
Bush impersonator ... http://www.break.com/index/bushimposter52.html
Self deprecation is the ultimate political weapon
Adrian, thanks for the race video.Watching that race again is great because Secratariat jumps out and races with the rabbit horse and then lives him in the dust and they have to keep switching camera angles just to keep all the horses on the screen. But the best part is the home stretch when he lights up some kind of rocket fuel out of his ass and makes the pack making the turn look like they are in slow motion. Undoubtedly the greatest horse racing performance of all time.
i'm sure we'll all be straight drunk before we even go the bars, so i know my bar tab probably wouldn't be $30 on derby night, but you're right, it is a very good idea. we can't get started too early though, b/c this is the greatest party night in louisville, and we need to prepare for a long haul
Some random weekend we need to meet at osheas at 7 or 8, have it till 10 or 11, then roll from there. use those 3 hours like my house and get fucking hammered and eat some food.
i guess marc's birthday is probably as good an excuse as any to do that
VICTORY IS MINE!http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...reut/index.html
Yeah, I'd go with marc's birthday.
Joanna has a graduation coming up. Is marc's b-day memorial day weekend?
Yes it is.
Happy birthday to Dick Dale, 69, who I could have sworn died several years ago. But, whatever. I hope he's still alive.
here's a trivia question: who is the only other horse to break the 2 minute mark?
I don't know if I'm supposed to mention this, but I will anyway. Michelle and her roommates are throwing another party on Marc's birthday (its a trend) that Friday. I think they are doing an 80s thing with a freind DJing. I know several came up for Halloween and I expect this to be very similar. I just mention it because everyone is planning something for Marc's birthday.
No wait... Monarchos
ding ding ding!
Stupid sub-european names
Comedian Ana Gasteyer is 39. Rock musician Mike Dirnt (Green Day) is 34. Singer Lance Bass ('N Sync) is 27. Heather Kozar playmate (January 1998) is 30 also Tim Couch's wife
From what I remember though, he didn't blow away the pack or anything and it was like only 0.03 seconds under 2 minutes
Didn't someone else run sub 2 but they didn't win the race?
nope I'm wrong
So I ended up going down to see O.A.R. last night. Ran into Scroggins briefly, so he made it down there. The good: When they played songs that I knew they didn't sound like a bunch of faggity jam band frat fuckers. They sounded like their older albums where they were probably drunk while recording. To me that's a good thing.The bad (besides the obvious being at fourth street issues): I only knew three songs (Black Rock, Hey Girl and Crazy Game of Poker) so most of the songs were foreign to me. They did play that song wes likes and it sounded pretty good. The best part was that Dixie's boyfriend (he goes to school with one of amy's friend's boyfriends - small fuckin' world) actually gave me a high five when Hey Girl came on and said "THIS IS MY FUCKIN' JAM" and started dancing around.
for big jay and any of you other nerds, Star Wars is being rereleased on DVD with both the 2004 remastered version and the theatrical edition of the films in September:http://www.starwars.com/episode-iv/...ws20060503.html
i just gave scroggin shit, and his response, "man, i didn't go to see them, my girlfriend wanted to go."
So Phil, please tell me you were there with a chick. At least Scroggin is boning a hot chick with big boobs, one bigger then the other.
either way your both still gay
so yeah, just talking to some people today, apparently my company is probably going to bust within the next 3 months, good times.
of course I was with a chick, my ass isn't going to fuckin fourth street for shits and giggles. AND I managed to spend only $10 bucks down there. Hooray!
if your going to foul someone this is the way to do it.http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playo...tory?id=2431979O.A.R. and 4th street isn't a double negative that cancels out it is super gay.
Phil - you might be the master at FAGGIN' shit up.
so anybody hiring? i had an interview last week, and I've got another on tuesday, but i definitely need to be interviewing as many places as possible right now
Isaac - I just sent you an email with respect to known open positions for your cousin. Let me know if anything sounds like a good opportunity. If your cousin wants to talk more in depth about the positions get my number from Brock and I will be happy to answer any questions there may be.
Okay - you didn't fag it up since you were with a chick.
It wasn't your cousin or anything was it?
nope, Ms. Amy Curtis aka the Babysitter.
Philco - saving face because from what I hear she is one hot piece of ace....Wade knows from experience.No! No he doesn't....but this guy I know...he and her got it on WOOOOO!No! No he didn't. But you can imagine what it would be like if he did.Sorry amigo...hard to resist.
scroggins was there, he'll vouch for me
I need the opinion of a straight man.
i should have seen that coming from a mile away.
You should have seen it coming when you wrote about the entire night. Discussing dates on NattySci.com is a no-no... hell, we all know not to talk about that stuff in person, much less post it on the internet.Congrats on finally finishing thru on someone though.
I just recieved a Chris Burket-style email from someone... anyone want it forwarded to them for old-times sake.
Douglas - go back to school for the accounting certificate program. You can take classes part time and complete coursework in about 18 months i think. You probably would start out about $40K at a firm, but if you are in a big firm you can move up pretty quickly. Just make sure you study and pass the CPA exam.
Just post it.
Its a bunch of pictures in an email... I can't post it. Let me see if I can find them on the web.
Douglas, those are better known to you as Eric Crenshaw emails or Pete Kuhn emails
how to cut stress in 5 minutes.http://health.msn.com/menshealth/ar...09>1=8199
Phil, I know this is late but i just read your trivia question. Was the question which winning horse other than secretariat posted a better time that two minutes? I know in 1973, Secretariat and Sham (the second place horse) both had under two minute times. I am not quite sure about Monarcos. I know he won the derby and posted a very fast time.Anyone care to look into this because I really don't feel like doing the research.
Proabably the coolest pic ever.http://www.break.com/index/bb7816.html
Adrian I questioned taht at 10:36. I'm with you.
actually, sham's time was 1:59.80 so I guess three horses have times under 2 minutes. Monarchos was 1:59.97
Good look up phil, and here is a question.Who won the very first Kentucky Derby?
I don't know the exact time but i think it was like a 2 and half minutes.
yep Sham was 1.59 and 4/5 minutes.
FIRST WAS aristides
1875 - Aristides 2:37 3/4 minuteshttp://www.derbypost.com/pastwinners.html
adrian thanks for backing me up on that 2nd place thing.
They have a statue in the paddock area. Only reason I knew that
honestly i didn't even see your post joe, but your welcome anyways
I just drove my churchill downs (drove my boss and his wife there) and they are filing in like mad. I can't even imagine oaks or derby.
The only reason i knew the first derby winner was i had to do a report about it in high school
everyone wants to see violent femmes and better then ezra today
Tomorrow is everclear in the infield
Actually that is what makes Secretariat's 1973 win even more impressive, according to historians, beceause they were neck and neck at the wire and both came in under 2 minutes. Monarchos had the 2nd fastest winning time but the 3rd fastest time.
I'm kind of late, but Phil, I posted that star wars thing at 10:00. Reposting is gay. Just like O.A.R.
It's like asking who broke roger maris' hr record in 1998
Is there a way to find out how many posts have both o.a.r. and gay in them?
The reason Aristides' time is so high is b/c the Derby used to be 1.5 miles instead of the 1.25 miles it is now.
I also thought it was because the first ky derby was fixed and the "expected" winner was so far back, Aristides slowed down to try and let the other horse win. But since he was so far back he went on and won.
apparently fixed derbies are conversation killers
mmmm lunch. Is there a way we can have osheas sponsor a party on international waters and we can have monkey knife fights?
That's a pretty good idea joe. And as for the whole O.A.R.-gay post numbers, i'm guessing it's close to 100%.
because it's true
a google search for "O.A.R. is gay" yielded this #1 result, which i guess proves the correlation. http://www.gaytampa.com/gaytampa/oarhouse.html
Exactly. You can't even talk about the stat's without having O.A.R. and gay in the same post. And I need an easier way to type O.A.R. Wait...I'll just quit typing about them.
Some of my favorite search engine phrases to Natty Sci:young boy sex giant hard fuck penis in vagina pamela anderson video cameron hahnespn sucks t-shirtsmary the paralegal songtodays news 17yr old having sex with ponytweety bird tattoo gay pornhot milfs being fucked
I hope I get a thank you from Cameron Hahn for forever linking his name to pedo-beasti-philiality.
Yes, I just made that word up.
I like O.A.R., but I also like Oasis and the such which you guys find to be gay anways.Better than The Stone Roses.
I like that fact that Oasis just likes to get drunk and beat the shit out of each other
i am an oasis fan, they're way different than oar, and i think the fact that they are alcoholics and hate each other means they haven't sold out
I know I'm beating a dead horse here, but did you pop your collar at the concert last night Phil?
11 out of 28 comments with the text O.A.R. also contain the word gay. and as to collar popped, that would be a big no. I sported the Keep Lexington Lame shirt which allowed me to respond to people saying "hey, I like the shirt" by saying polite things like "yeah, lexington has about as much character as this fucking shithole."
75% of the fuckers there last night probably went to UK
oh, i ran into Tall Lauren from Trivia last night and her fiance. Her bacholette party from Vegas is featured on the Ghostbar website with the Kid Rock Party: http://www.n9negroup.com/http_docs/...29_gh/main.asp#Last picture on the third row down has the only people that I know in it.I know, that's incredibly exciting.
bottom row second pic chick in the middle
pictures from GBITT2006-7 needs to have more photos like that
i had tons of pictures like that, of course more pictures of drunk women is always a plus
not bad today Barry Bonds was knocked to the ground for several minutes on Wednesday night when he was hit in the head by a ball during batting practice. See, that's what happens when you drink Jobu's rum.http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...spot/index.html
This was on break.com earlier today: http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/...dsrookie9pn.jpgSomeone - I believe Joe - sent it to me a while ago but I was too lazy to post it.
wow I completely forgot about that email. fantastic
jenn sterger had an article on si last week but there were no pictures of her and i didn't think anybody actually cared about what she had to say, so i didn't post it.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...spot/index.htmlyou knew this one was coming"Why do you continue to malign our 'Canes? Nine overall 2006 draftees and a record 12 consecutive years with a first-round pick indicates that UM is still elite. Granted, we need to show better on-field results than we have the past two years, but don't be surprised by an imminent return to form in 2006! -- Rich Lillis, Miami You're absolutely right, Rich. Nothing says "elite" like losing a bowl game 40-3 and falling at home to a 7-5 Georgia Tech team. It's almost like watching Michael Irvin, Bernie Kosar and Alonzo Highsmith reincarnated"
barry, i think you means this article:http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...lbag/index.html
check out the description of the owner of the trailer in this article regarding stolen art in the New York Times. There's a phrase I didn't think I'd see in an art article in the Times.
damn it: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/04/a...nyt&emc=rss
I just want to say..thanks Raja Bell.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEG4...amp;t=t&f=b
go figure, the other guy on here that said he liked o.a.r. reposted something. whats that make him.....gay!!! Oh and that marriage thing.
And he is posting again.Way to go Jackass!http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,194251,00.html
All I know is, whenever I drive you drunk asses anywhere. Windows are down and we are jamming O.A.R. the whole fucking time.
O.A.R. is gay but Metallica is cool? Make sense out of that.
On a similar topic, POISON is coming to Cincy this summerhttp://www.ticketmaster.com/event/16003C78DAC04B82Its Mullet-time!
Metallica was the biggest sell out in the history of bands. That's right LARS you sold fucking out, when you made your first music video..ONE! If you want to talk about ass ramming homosexuals with shitty music start and end with Metallica.
Poison are even bigger queers than Metallica..if that is possible.
I never said anything about O.A.R. selling out. My argument the whole time starting at O'sheas was that O.A.R. didn't sell out because they always sucked and were always gay.
they are gay
yes metallica never should have cut there hair. However, they fucking rocked hardcore for how many years? I think they deserve to do almost whatever teh fuck they want. almost.
O.A.R. could very well be homosexuals no doubt, but I still like their music. Too bad I didn't make it to the concert cause I could have been rocking with the rest of the queers, who likes women! Sweet I'm a lesbian. On a side note - any guy who wears leather pants is gay!
Joe - it's good to stand up for gay rights like you are doing for Metallica.
Um....I bought a new sound card the other day....
And some of their music is good. But they are indeed gay - see above statement for reasoning.
But it is a well known fact that I do like gay music.
anything and everything from the 80s in music is therefore gay
metallica's selling out was a lot more than just cutting their hair. And Lars can eat a big fat dick. The really sad part of it all is that I actually bought St. Anger. Easily one of the worst cd's i've ever bought.
the haircut was the beginning of the end.
90's still rock though!
still supporting metallica now is like rooting for your favorite player well past their prime. I'm still hoping Rickey Henderson finds a way back on the field. Barry, Junior Seau still hanging in there?
Is anyone going to Genny's tonight?
Metallica is Gay, O.A.R. is gay, Soundgarden is gay, Aerosmith is gay, Jimi Hendrix is gay, Beatles are gay, gay, gay, gay.... we get it fellas.
dave mustaine was too gay for metallica. Wow, megadeth is super gay
Whoa Whoa Whoa. Jimi is the exception to the wearing leather rule. C'mon Desert Fox, there is always an exception.
We can listen to him but we can't actually hear him
That's right Joe. We can listen just can't hear Jimi and that is why he is never going to be gay.
Any critique of music that links Hendrix to inferiority automatically nulls that person's opinion of music forever. Thus, you might as well stop talking... 'cause you just voided yourselves. Blasphemers!
he is above and beyond us
However, the beatles are really super duper gay. Almost as gay as the word super duper itself.
gay as all the other boy bands
Hey Phil, you should create the stat of who wrote the word "-ay" in their post the most, much like the F-bomb post. That might reduce its application to everything... similar to the "skeet, skeet, skeet" period.
I am making a good run at the overusage of the word gay
A good run?? This is more like a habit or addiction.
Brock you are the only one to mention Hendrix in a negative standpoint, Joe and I both respect Jimi though we cannot understand Jimi.
Name three songs of Jimi?
"hold on wait, let me look it up real quick"
The Wind Cries MaryPurple HazeFoxey Lady3 songs that everyone knows - without looking that shit up.
I was referencing the "leather pants" comment to point out the general ignorance of blanket "gay" accusations.
Brock - do you own leather pants?
Its sad that Jay isn't here to join in this discussion... he usually gets bored with the sports talk, but he's not here for the music.
Jay would say that Jimi is awesome and call you gay.
Of course not, but I don't claim that all who wear them are gay.
I would never call Jimi that word... it was implied by Joe and yourself in the leather pants comment.
Thanks to O.A.R. and leather pants, May 4th is one of the top posted-on days.I'm also proud of moving into the more than 2 posts-per-day ranks.
Well when I first thought of that comment I was thinking Kirk Hammett, Judas priest and if you look back through the comments after you pointed out Jimi the first thing that came out about Jimi was he is the exception to the rule.
So does anyone want to go to Jimi - just don't wear leather pants.
Shit, I mean Genny's!
I'm sure there are many other exceptions to that rule, I just can't think of any right now.... mainly because I don't focus on who wears leather pants, because that, in itself, is... well... gay.
I was actually working the last part of the day. And wes, you can stop bringing up the stone roses. YOU LISTEN TO O.A.R. AND PUDDLE OF MUDD. They are the two gayest frat bands EVER. And, in order to drive us around, you would actually have to leave your dog.
I meant house.
Ok, maybe Jay shouldn't jump in... a little heated there big guy?
Dude, I'm just saying.
Stone Roses Suck!
jay, don't lie, u meant the wife
yes i do own CDs of those bands. Blurry still kicks ass! Atleast it's not the stone roses or violent femmes.
Hey amigo, whenever you guys are in my situation and your wife is going abroad for several months then you would do the same. And if not, then maybe you shouldn't have married her in the first place.
Jay - my favorite CD is Oasis What's the Story Morning Glory.English rockers who would probably fit in very well with the nattysci way of life.
Douglas - atleast I don't pull the line "baby's momma probably wouldn't like that". It's one thing to be a bitch and lose your edge when you get married, but when you are single? So don't even play the wife card.
Liam Gallagher credits the Stone Roses as the most influential reason as to why he got into music.Just saying.
Wes, the only reason the guys rag on you is because of your "I'm never gonna get married" stance for ages past. Its sad that drunken claims of glory will haunt you forever, but we all have 'em.
WTF?? Man, I got to move to Japan:http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2681076No nudity, but probably NSFW nonetheless; unless watching Japanese chicks orgasm is totally cool with your boss.
when do i ever play that card? usually if i ever say that, it's immediately followed up with, "well i don't care, she'll get over it." i'm the absolute last person anyone would ever call whipped
Wes, Phil is right. The Stone Roses were rockers, and they did influence a generation of british music.
Hey douglas, you are kind of whipped by baby mama, but considering that you're going to marry her some day, it's okay.
I can actually hear Wes screaming "Jackpot" from the Baron's video.
Rare footage of Phil after I left the night that we hung up his plasma:http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1..._of_Hard_to_GetI swear to God, one of you mentions OAR again on here, and I will suspend service to this hosting account so fast, it will make you think Jay tripped on a power cord. Think Google search terms people, the band name which shall not be said should not be one of them.Queers.
don't you ever utter such nonsense ever again! i'd be the absolute worst husband ever
Thanks to O.A.R., Stone Roses, and everything and everyone being gay, today is the second highest rated day for comments. I know joe already pointed out that today made the list, I'm just saying it is now in second place.
Wade, I made that comment before you posted yours. Mea culpa.
You might be the worst husband ever, but since when has that stopped anybody from getting married.
I don't give a shit about OAR, but threats of cutting off Natty Sci.... those are fuckin' fightin' words my man! THROW DOWN!
i'm smart to enough to stop myself before such tragic events occur
Douglas, you're dooming yourself... we've heard all these words before.... many, many times before...
Hey douglas, if you're in vegas, drunk, are you telling me there is no way you could be tricked into saying "I do"?I'm just saying.
i've been to vegas, where i've been completely obliterated, stories i defiitely can't share on the internet, and not once did i ever come close to throwing my life in the shitter, no offense married people. and as brock put it, i feel that i am dooming myself, so no longer will i speak such utter mistruths regarding the "M" word except to say i hope no one's holding their breath for me
Yeah, but when you went to vegas, baby mama wasn't with you.
And remember, the two who were the most vehement about not getting married were the first two to go down.
And with Jay, the discussion comes full-circle. Its almost like we need references for this. "Not getting married" by Wes Goodloe and Chris Burket. 2000.
Speaking of which, Brock, when are you going to tie the noose, I mean, knot?
When will then be now?? Soon....
When did it happen? Just now sir.
You guys shouldn't have mentioned tied the knot. Brock is now putting on leather pants and cranking up the O.A.R.
They just showed Sway from MTV in a fighter plane piloted by crazy ass Tom Cruise. Does he want to die?
Tom Cruise has a pilot license Jay..unfortunately he will be fine. I think he is just reliving the glory days of Top Gun....not that anyone on here would want to re-live the glory days of their youth or college.Isaac - OAR isn't gay enough for Brock.....I am thinking he is probably wearing assless chaps and rocking out Judas Priest, as much as Judas Priest can rock it out atleast.And yes it is true that the drunken English hooligan brothers that formed Oasis were inspired by the Stone Roses, I just like to ignore that little fact and for the record I only give Jay shit about the Stone Roses because I have been doing it for about 8 years now and changing that would mean accepting that I am getting old which I refuse to admit. Hence the reason why I still try to drink like I am 21.And I have a new theory on Metallica. Although their music is sucking a ton of ass right now, those guys aren't gay. I mean really, the Black album alone says these guys are fucking studs. They are just on a bad acid trip that has lasted for several years now and at some point during this experience they saw some dude in assless chaps rocking out to Judas Priest so they think that is how society is suppose to be. Brock didn't you go to watch Metallica in concert? Damn you Schweitzer, not only did you ruin the Godfathers of Metal, you aren't going to take my advice from New Years? That's right Schweitzer it's great in the fire come on in!
Brock - however on one very drunk night you received a signed paper by yours truly that I will get married by 25. Had I not, you would be trying to whore me out every night we went out till I finally got married. Wait a minute?
Oh yeah and I also like Jimmy Buffet music. Who doesn't like Buffet? His concerts are a lot of fun because everyone is drunk and he is leading the way.
Personally, of the good metallica CDs, I would rank the black album pretty low.
Sad But True is more than enough song to rank the black album equal to all other metal-lica albums.
Also name a better metallica song to air drum to other than Sad But True.
anyone else get a phone call from marc at 2am?
Did anyone see the time snoop dog dig sad but true?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wdNKEuLw...ad%20but%20true well now you can
Intel Conroe chips will be here in a couple of months. If you are into video editing, gaming, or just want an overall kick ass cpu, the wait is almost up. AMD can kiss its ass good bye.
Joe - the reason why you rank the Black album pretty low is because there is not much crazy go kill your mom and beat your dad metal music blaring.
Actually most metallica fans will rate metallica black low because it was definately the most commercialized album of metallica's.
People have different taste. Me personally it is my favorite metallica album.
The best part of that video is the pimp staning next to the "D to the O the double G ya see"
That's right Adrian, because Metallica produced a product that more people would enjoy instead of just metal heads.Of course, the "hardcore" Metallica fans claim that they sold out when they made their first music video....ONE....but those people are just mad that their "favorite small time band became to big to fit in their back pocket" according to Lars.
wow I was typing that same thing wes
Want to watch Google's stock fall?http://news.moneycentral.msn.com/pr...&ID=5697729
Wow wes, what did that take you a whole two minutes to rip that quote off the internet and pass it on as if it was your point...come on...come on
Joe - great minds think alike.
Adrian - that quote came from Lars when Mtv was covering the whole Metallica Roasting thing, the same show where Snoop did Sad But True. Didn't rip it off the net, I watched the show a few years back and am blessed with a decent memory.
Google stock falling...damn my wishes are finally coming true...now only if starbucks would topple then that would be proof that GOD answered my prayers.
Adrian - it takes to long to rip shit off the net and isn't as much fun to use someone else's thoughts. If I wanted to plagarize I'd write a book, like that Harvard chick.
I agree. I am convinced starbucks is trying to take over the world.
If I didn't plagarize I wouldn't have a college degree.
starbucks taking over the world?http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28657
that was a great post phil
working on derby eve sucks....wait a minute...working in genreral sucks.
Great Philco - I never read The Onion (I am a stern hoosiergazette supporter and will be until the second coming damn it) and now you convinced me that they are aliens who are capable of reading our innermost thoughts. Damn you aliens.Working in general does suck. I don't ask for much..just to be the sole jackpot winner of about a $400M dollar powerball lottery.
Cinco de Mayo day! So should we do Ernesto's for lunch today?
Nah ... I'm boycotting all immigrant staffed restaurants today. I'm 'Merican and the rest o' them's just MORANS
Wow...good point Jerome. They try to hurt out economy..we hurt theirs. Tit for tat. Try sending money home now without any coming to your restaurant.
With that being said, i don't really care about that so if anyone wants Ernestos hit me up.
"No Mexicans = No Burritos" is like saying "No Hamsters = No Anal Leakage"Yeah, I really don't know where I'm going with that one ...
Pacman the movie.I wish.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWL6...amp;t=t&f=b
so what's the deal for tomorrow? when we getting to joe's? do we need to bring anything? who all's going? i'm only here for another hour or so so I need answers....
I think the dude that draws BC has finally lost it: http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/b...p?date=05042006
Adrian - I found this on the front of CNN, since we were talking about this the other day I decided to post it."Sudan's strife-torn Darfur region appears to be on the verge of a breakthrough peace agreement after three years of violence that has exacerbated what the United Nations calls the worst humanitarian crisis in the world, officials said today. The United Nations says 180,000 people have died from illness and malnutrition since rebels began attacking in February of 2003, and some 2 million have been forced from their homes."
i'm up for whenever on Saturday. Sometime around 2? 3? What time is derby?
Yeah is anythign going on for Derby? Whatever is cool with me?
first race is at 11 derby is at 6:04. Bring stuff. I'll light the grill.
we need a bookie
what do a fat bitch and a brick have in common? both will eventually get laid by a mexican.
Desert Fox - can you get us covered with a bookie? This isn't incriminating at all is it.
Unfortunately, my bookie passed away this past summer. That was my grandfather's deal... so both of those good men are gamblin' it up with Jesus now.
Back to wes's first post of the day- I assume that Tom Cruise is a decent pilot. I'm just saying, if I was crammed in a tight space with him I would probably kill myself. Tommorow, I will bring some burgers and chips (left over from Phil and Edoug's cookout) maybe some liquor.
Oh, because we don't have ernesto's today, we're eating La Fiesta Grande. GO IMMAGRANTS! Woo-hoo!
Joe - what time can peopel come over?
is La Fiesta Grande the Mexican McDonalds? That was my favorite restaraunt in Frankfort when I was there.
I'm picking Michelle up from her night-shift at 8AM, driving to Louisville, letting her sleep until 1, and then I'll be bringin' over some food.Can we expect the famous Joe's Cheesy Sausage Dip?orThe Cheeseball?
sure I'll make some queso
do we want tater tots again. Tater tots and queso.
Tater tot's would be awsome. And phil, I have never actually been to La Fiesta Grande, so I don't know if it's the one you're talking about.
Does anyone have some extra coaxial cable? I'm gonna try to run a tv outside if the weather is nice. My cable in my room isn't long enough to make it to the window. If I can get some more I can make it out the window. If no one does I'll just pick some up somewhere. Can we expect an appearance from the Marcus Brody experience and their number 1 fan?
a man walks into a doctor's office and the doctor says i've got bad news your wife either has aids or altzhimers man said oh no doctor what should i do doctor said take your wife out to the middle of the woods and leave her, if she makes it home don't fuck her
Who is the Marcus Brody Experience's #1 fan?
don't know yet, she'll probably make an appearance
early of course, while i'm still sober enough to parent
Joe, I'll send 25 ft. of cable with Phil
jerome really did have 25ft of coax sitting in his car, so I got that. do we need anything else? I'll have my laptop so theoretically we could place bets with that thing. Not sure how that would all work out.
someone bring the paper or something with the morning line. and does anyone have an adapter so I can hook 2 coaxial cables together?
food and booze
I have the crossbow and a bushel of apples. Ohhhhhhhh Yeah!
What is going on tonight? A guy I umpire with asked me last night if I ever go to the Wick's in the highlands because he plans on being there because he works with the guy playing tonight. I laughed.
This could be the start of one of the most advanced robots yet.Make sure you watch till the guy kicks it and watch the recovery.http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/05/robotmule.html
Wade - what was the name of the website for cheap airfare to Europe?
Kara Monaco is throwing a party tonight and i say we snatch that bitch for the party tomorrow. She was in one of my fitness magazines and all i can say is...Smokin' HOT
petra nemcova is in town
was her boyfriend killed in the tsunami?
I do believe
yeah, when trying to pick her up avoid lines like "girl, I'd sweep you off your feat so fast that you think my wave of love was caused by an earthquake in the indian ocean."
So is everybody going out tonight and getting crazy or we saving up for tomorrow? What is anybody thinking?
You can come up and be a ringer on my softball team tonight, Joe.
i'm saving up, plus i have lil' edoug so getting trashed is not on the agenda for tonight, if i do anything, it'll be after she's in bed and i just and chill for a couple hours.
what time is the game?
kara monaca's the new playmate of the year for those who don't know:NSFWhttp://www.wwtdd.com/images/km26.shtml
Tonight is looking to be a chill night. Which is fine with me.
Happy birthday to John Rhys-Davies, 62, Tina Yuthers, 33, Bill Ward, 58, and Kurt Loder, 61. Do you think twenty years ago Kurt Loder thought he would still be doing MTV news to this day? Kurt, if you read this, let a us know.
20 years of doing coke with rockstars.... I think he's ok with it.
new sports guy article : http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060505
So I went to the Chow Wagon on the river for lunch today, and let's just say that the scenery was good...if you know what i mean.
I have some Moe's to burn off tonight.
you better go work out, you fat ass.my trip to wendy's today involved sitting behind some bitch in a giant fuckin' Expedition ordering $29.45 worth of crap, then paying with a credit card. Then I was told that they had to drop a new spicy chicken sandwich which would take 10 minutes, or I could get something else. The moral: I should have just gone some place where I could have gotten a beer.
Phil, just quit going to fast food restaurants already.
short little video of NCAA 2007 for the 360: http://www.easports.com/ncaa07/thea...sp?media=videosI'm still dissapointed that there is no expanded playbooks for the 360...
hmmm, apparently there will be more plays in the 360 version than the normal version, but they won't be as team specific as the normal version. I'm confused and excited all at the same time. Now I know what the Baron felt like when watching Brokeback Mountain.Oh I went there.Am I the only person at work?
For the second day in a row, I have actually had to do work. That's it, I'm quitting my job. Not really.
No..I am here as well. I am ready to get the fuck up outta here though.
I actually have work to do before I leave but I don't wanna do it
ha. This is pretty funny.Chicks are used as a ploy to get guys to help advertise for a gay network.http://www.break.com/index/stprank.html
I guess if you are a kennedy you are above the law. And this is suppose to be due to the Rx medication he is on....horseshit!Rep. Patrick Kennedy said Friday he is entering a drug rehabilitation program, following the car accident Thursday in which he slammed into a security barrier on Capitol Hill. "I simply do not remember getting out of bed or being pulled over by police... That is not how I want to live my life," he said. Kennedy added: "I know that I need help." Police are also investigating whether Kennedy received preferential teratment after the crash when he was not given a sobriety test.
Could be old information but, Old School 2 is in the works.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477054/
I love nfl europehttp://www.berlin-thunder.de/home.asp?nid=222
This is pretty funny with Sir Charles and John Daly..might explain how they lose so much money.http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page.../offbase/060505
Phil - you should submit this to farkhttp://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=4865670
So i have three safety bets in for the derby allready just in case i can't get a hold of anyone tomorrow to place some bets.Don't fail me now sinister minister
Its getting about that time where we watch Chris dessimate my softball league. Maybe I'll even hit a couple of homers this year... Cecil Fielder did it, so I know there is hope for the fat guy.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...heer/index.htmlhow to pick up a texas cheerleader
Wes, the site is www.site59.comCheap airfare if you can wait to the last minute.
I know this might sound gay to some people in this forum but does anyone want to register in the throo the zoo run/walk? It is 5k, so roughly 3 miles (i think) and it costs 18 dollars. The run/walk takes place on May 13. I am interested in participating but i honestly don't want to do the run by myself.
my little sister and I were actually thinking about doing that race. I doubt I'd be able to do much damage to that race though. I just came back from running and I did about 3 miles in what seemed like 8 hours. I'm so fat. But yeah, I might be down.
I don't plan on doing any "damage" either. I just never ran an organized run/walk before and i think it would be fun.
Phil, you should walk the first mile, and when you see that you've reached 10 minutes, bolt off in the fastest sprint of your life.
Step by step if you ever wanted to try and home brewhttp://www.instructables.com/ex/i/9...7E506/?ALLSTEPS
My head hurts.
Kary Byron (From mythbusters) turned 31 last december.http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1671108/
If Chris is around for blow up st. matthews....we get a return match for trampoline basketball. I have so many damn bruises and trampoline burns on me it isn't even funny. All I know is that game is fucking awesome, yet tiring so I am gonna have to drop a few pounds to play again.
P.F.C. Gentry is in town. I just got back from Flanagan's with him. We are going to try to get together for lunch tomorrow before he leaves again. Anyone who wants to come out is more than welcome...
I got a black eye from basketball. For BUSM we might try and get multiple trampolines. We have 3 in the neighborhood.
Any one know a good plumber
SLAMBALL the official sport of Natty Sci. One guy just asked me if I am in a fight club.
when I saw this headline I thought we had found the perfect Slamball Coach for Natty Sci. The rest of the article proved otherwise, unfortunately: http://today.reuters.com/news/newsa...xml&src=rssThe search continues...
No blackeyes, but I suggest we alter the rules to when the ball goes out of bounds, whoever, goes and gets it gets the ball.
Top 10 Sports Villians.7. John RockerA guy so obnoxious he pulled off perhaps the most incredible feat in sports history: making Mets fans seem classy by comparison.Had we known how much we'd miss seeing him fail, we might not have taken such glee in seeing his big league career crash and burn. While mooning might have been inappropriate for Bobby Knight as he left an international basketball tournament, it pretty much summed up a lot of people's feelings when a fan ran onto the field at Dodger Stadium, dropped trou in front of Rocker and slapped his own butt for emphasis.http://msn.foxsports.com/other/stor...560154?GT1=8192
i'm glad you fuckers are sore, i could barely move yesterday. EVERYTHING hurts, i counted up bruises yesterday and I just stopped counting after 20, i'm supposed to go work out at lunch and i don't think i have the ability to do so. Hands down, absolutely the greatest worst idea anyone has ever had
I missed the full contact slam ball, but my highlights include:1. Dave Brangers actually showing up.2. Getting BMac to do the BMac impersonation.3. Telling the fourteen year olds about the brake slam/boob grab trick4. Deciding to watch 3 episodes of how I met your mother instead of going to the bars5. Adrian falling over the corn-hole boards6. Mr. Martinez fishing our football out of the bushes. I know there are some others that I can't think of. But I am going to start a Derby '06 section in famous quotes.
7. Adrian and Michelle arguing about back dimples on a girl for an hour.
Our new co-op started today. She's pretty cute, but she kind of looks young. And she also looks like an emo chick. I need to proceed with caution.
bullshit jay, it was like 57 minutes. Get it right.
personally i enjoyed big dave just fixing his van the entire time we're beating the shit out of each other on his property and laughing his ass off
i talked to him yesterday. He was still cracking up over it. He was like you all couldn't feel a thing.
there has to be a video camera next time we are stupid enough to play that, i would love to see some of those hits
Very true...damnit..if anything is going to get me back in shape..it is slamball. I don't even know if I can fathom the idea of 3 trampolines, but I realize it would be fun. Abby doesn't understand why we were playing that game for...but I am sure all of us know why.LEGEN..................Dary!
I think it all started with shannon wanting to jump on the trampoline and I yelled at david to let us play on the trampoline.
i'm just surprised none of you bastards fall of the trampoline and cracked your skulls open
Big Dave said BMac fell off at least once
bmac fell twice i think, i know wes almost fell but he caught himself, either chris or bmac, or maybe both, ran into the basketball goal, i just got body slammed by chris a bunch
I just bought a digital camcorder last week so i guess it could get brought out on the next event.
i tried to get some videos on my camera phone, but the quality sucked and I deleted them.
For the record, Bmac pushed me off twice. Which resulted in me saying "Bmac if that is how you want to play that's fine with me" and I inquired about his weight, 185 pounds, which I then realized if I pushed Bmac he would probably fly about 6 feet off the trampoline and crack his head on the concrete below...so I decided against that.
big jay and adrian, you must see this:http://chococosby.ytmnd.com/if it says "site not found" just hit ctrl-r
actually, just copy and paste the URL into a new browser window. that will work. stupid ytmnd.com
so who's going to lunch today?
Where are you guys going to and how long do you think lunch will be?
i don't plan on being out of the office too long, but I was thinking about a little flanagan's monday.
Okay - I can do about an hour for lunch or so, what time are you guys thinking.
sometime around 12:30 or so I think
Okay, I will hold off on lunch till then. So you guys are shooting to be at Flanagan's at 12:30?
Adrian just for you buddy.Stacey Keiblerhttp://www.break.com/index/wwchick.html
change in plans, we are meeting there ASAP.
(i just called you wes regarding this)
"Ever heard of Mars?""Me, Mars, Matthew McConaughey, and some Chimps, it's gonna get weird."
Crap. I had the wrong name on the quotes page. Did you fix it brock?
The site really sucks today.
Joe or Douglas - what was Chris's comment that killed the conversation (the one that sounded good in his head about putting his blankety blank in her). That needs to go on the quote page.
I guess everyone blew their wad on saturday.
I wonder what the odds are that this is really going to happen.http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mus...s.ap/index.html
i kept going on about how married people are gay, and he kept trying to say that i was gayer b/c i had a kid and i had responsibilities, but i said he was gay b/c i still have the option to bone hookers if i want, and somehow, someone said something about me getting his cousin pregnant, and chris paused, trying to think of some kind of comeback, you could even see the wheels in his head spinning, and then all of a sudden, "well at least i didn't put my blankety blank in her." The look on Joanna's and abby's faces were absolutely golden
"Me, Mars, Matthew McConaughey, and some Chimps, it's gonna get weird." - who said this and what was he talking about. For some reason I think this is from Ty.
it was adrian or ty, that happened when we were inside talking about the back dimples. i remember the comment but not what led up to it or who said it
a midget dance-off, very good stuff:http://abum.com/show/15535/midget_b...eakdancing.html
from when I was there this was the best story (courtesy of Ty):"so we were sitting around talking about how anchovies on pizza smell like pussy, and we all thought we were funny. until this gay guy told us to shut up or he'd tell us how green olives taste like cum......man, I must have been one gay seven year old because I used to love those things. I still won't eat them and when I see someone order a martini with extra olives all I can think of is 'FAG!'"brock can probably clean that story up quite a bit, but the highlight was definitely "I must have been one gay seven year old..."
i still can't get over what adrian said to my 15 year old neighbor in the stopping short conversation. something like, "or you can put your cock in her"
So I never did see the final results? Where'd the 21 horse finish?
Looks like Perrin Johnson is headed to bellarmine
i hate when corporate big shots are in town.
MIT kids having trouble passing one last test:http://www.boston.com/news/local/ma...nk_or_graduate/
leave is gay-just when you start getting used to stuff and having fun, you have to go. I wonder what the airline is gonna think of my 300 lbs of gear...this should be fun.
holy shit, he's alive!
I'll go to lunch with you all tomorrow.
Marc - I thnk Stew leaves today, unless something has changed.Good to hear from ya Stew, wished you could have made it to flanagan's today.
I thought Philco said was in town today. lunch tomorrow. Phil on Monday, May 08, 2006 at 1:31 AMP.F.C. Gentry is in town. I just got back from Flanagan's with him. We are going to try to get together for lunch tomorrow before he leaves again. Anyone who wants to come out is more than welcome...
to me "today" ends when I fall asleep and "tomorrow" begins when I wake up.
oh, didn't see that it was posted at 1:30 am. Nevermind
someone on YTMND.com took this picture, let's see if this works:http://184.108.40.206/content/e/e/6/...cc546142d86.jpg
i always hated teams diving and calling timeout in the midflight out of bounds, so I'm glad to see they are thinking about getting rid of that rule:http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=2434624
What are you talking about? That would be a dumb rule change. Being able to call timeout while falling out of bounds is a staple to all players.
Basketball is not jumping out of bounds and yelling "timeout." The play is a bullshit play. You might as well be able to call timeout after you shoot the ball in hopes of a do over.
Where the fuck was this class when we were doing student exchanges with SHA when I was at Trinity?http://www.yikers.com/video_school_...pole_dance.htmlGoddamn son!
The difference is that a defender can steal a pass and call the timeout when going out of bounds, so this isn't an advantage for the offense over the defense. Its a reward for a hustle play.
In your logic, they should rule out timeouts all together, b/c if you get caught in a trap, and call a timeout... you basically get a do-over of the play. Same with timeouts for inbounds.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=gallo/0605081:14 -- And they're off. Sinister Minister takes the early lead. Sarah Jessica Parker is a close second.1:14 -- There's lots of galloping. Sarah Jessica Parker breaks a heel and goes down in turn two.1:15 -- Barbaro takes the lead on the final turn. A track worker shoots Sarah Jessica Parker.
Didn't do b-days yesterday and there was a good one. Gary Glitter. Isn't he in a foreign prison somewhere for child pornography?
PS3 costs at launch time...With 20gb hard drive - 499.99With 60gb hard drive - 599.99That is freakin' insane.
Attack of the Show on G4 ran a thing on PS3 and in looks fucking awesome!
$599 is a steal for a GT5 machinehttp://www.gamespot.com/ps3/driving...smo5/media.html
I agree with Brock. In my opinion it is silly to not allow the person falling out of bounds to call the time out and here is why. You must have control of the ball to be granted a timeout, which of course is determined by the referees. 1. It is a hustleplay that rewards the person most likely busting ass to secure the ball.2. If this is not allowed then what else isn't allowed. So are the out of bound lines counted as a plane like in football. If a person is standing inbounds and does the MJ move where you hold the ball behind you (out of bounds) is that a turnover. 3. What about the 3pt shot? So you start behind the line, yet your momentum carries you in front of the line so is that not a 3PT shot. I understand your feelings on the subject Phil, but IMO if they were to change a rule like that they would need to evaluate the rest of the games. That is personally one of my favorite plays in the game.
You got some good points there wes. I also think it's a hustle play.Maybe I'd be ok with it if every once in a while when someone like Beau Zack does it and lands before calling a timeout that they call a turnover and then charge them with a timeout.
Did anyone else think How I met Your mother was gay last night? They need more of Barney and Marshall's antics.
I hope the writers learn from their mistakes
didn't see it. was it like a wedding one or something?
No, I don't want to spoil it from you, but apparently, ted never learns from mistakes.
This movie is going to be awsome.http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...reut/index.html
Happy birthday to Rosario Dawson and Gostface Killah.
You don't understand how badly I wanted Lilly to "drink the milk". I was sitting on my floor with my fingers crossed saying "Do it. Do it." repeatedly while Abby was starring at me wondering why. For the obvious of course, because that means that Barney, Ted, and Marshall would all be hanging out and Barney calling the shots. Those episodes would have been Legen............Dary!
5 start ups out to change the world. http://money.cnn.com/2006/05/08/tec...dex.htm?cnn=yes
First of all, I just want to apologize for any grossly inappropriate comments I made Derby Day. The time after slamball is a little hazy until we watched How I met your mother. Between the EtOH and shot I took to the head, my memory is shot.How I met your mother was gay, but Two and a half men did not disappoint. It was actually very reminiscent of us giving tips to 14 y/o on how to cop a feel.Just a technicality, Wes, the football goalline is a plane, not the out of bounds lines. As long as your toes are in, the ball can be out of bounds. I hate the falling out of bounds timeout, but if your giving credit for hustle plays then the jump ball needs to be addressed as well. Are all loose ball timeouts being addressed (ex. falling on the ground and calling a timeout before the jump ball)?
As long as you have control of the ball and call a timeout it should be granted. Chris - the jumpball is addressed..they alternate the posession arrow. Yeah that is true chris, however, in football if you run out of bounds with control you keep possession unless it is a turnover on downs. People use that to stop the clock (like a timeout with being charged for one). In basketball it results in a turnover, so it is a decision that must be made to determine should i burn the timeout and keep possession now, or give them the ball and burn that timeout when I am dead tired.
Two and a half men was pretty good last night.
All sports should be enclosed playing surfaces
By addressing the the jump ball, I mean rewarding the defense for making a hustle play. Alternating possessions only rewrds the hustle play 50% of the time.
This is pretty funny..yet terribly wrong.http://www.break.com/index/amazingracist58.html
yeah but the offense can also jump out of bounds and call the timeout. It's a hustle play period, not just a defensive hustle play. Whoever is "hustling" gets the call.
enclosed with an electric fence and the use of trampolines or other people launchers should be used at all times. Instead of kicking extra points, people should be launched threw the uprights..like Mtv use to do on that silly couples contestant shows.
I hope they keep the original cast.http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...reut/index.html
Wes, I hate to point this out, but I posted that exact article at 9:57 am.
Chris, the only inappropriate comment you made was "Hey, I heard there was a MILF out here", and no one seemed to get pissed off. Unless I missed you saying something else.
Jerome told me about this guy, the ambidextrous pitcher for Creighton:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/apph...photoId=1135189Jerome is slowly trying to teach himself to throw a perfect spiral left handed. He's not too bad.
longer article on the dude: http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/Co...3640&call_p
Further proof that we are lesbians. And since lesbians are awsome, so is natty sci.http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/05/0...s.ap/index.html
Tommy Mullane was the first pitcher to throw lefty and righty in the same MLB game in 1882. He played for the Louisville Eclipse that year.
I think I will need to get an xbox 360 for this game alone.http://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/l/l...503-preview.htm
Chris - who did you call a milf?
It was Ty's girlfriend's mother.
What are you talking about Jay? Ty's girlfriend wasn't even there.
When she came to pick him up.
Oh yeah.... maybe I shouldn't have driven home.
hot blonde from the Loop went to Seneca High School:http://www.break.com/index/savemason.htmlarticle about her in the courierhttp://www.courier-journal.com/apps...0/1010/ARCHIVES
"Not long after that, another agency saw her work and asked if she wanted to try some acting. "I said, 'Yeah, sure I'll do it, why not?' " Mason recalled."Going to college for acting is like paying for bartending school.
Okay just breaking the silence.
Here's a video of stew fainting at graduation.http://www.break.com/index/soldierfaints.html
Wow I'm bored and tired
So a guy just asked me what I did online all day, and I told him about the website.
And then Jay got fired...
Teacher fired for making an adult movie......11 years ago.http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?s...&id=4145966
this site sucks this week so far. What the hell is going on?
i made a new post for those waiting for this to update or something
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