I could have been someone

Time to bust out the best christmas song ever!

Posted by Phil on November 26th, in the middle of the night | 1338 comments

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Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:34 AM

matt dillon's cameo in this video is a bit odd

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 6:56 AM

So excited the lockout ended I can't sleep.

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 7:00 AM

Yesterday sports was the perfect scenario: ul football wins, ul basketballs wins, wvu wins and trinity wins. I'll throw in lsu for Barry.

I guess today is a notre dame win, Tennessee win and Syracuse win.

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 8:29 AM

If a crazy guy on the bus offers you bourbon the correct answer is no.

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 8:44 AM

It would be nice if uconn and Syracuse could get bowl eligible

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 8:47 AM

And south Florida. It is possible and if it happens I think ul is the onl champion of the big east and every team in conference would be bowl eligible. That is a balanced conference.

Brock on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 11:09 AM

May I remind all the Louisville fans praying for a Syracuse victory that the reason you are doing so is that you LOST to Cincy. Come on Munchie!

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 11:35 AM

Don't forget we lost to Pitt, unc, FIU and Marshall also.

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 11:40 AM

If you are going injury route this was in the uc ul recap:

The Cardinals stalled in the last two games after quarterback Will Stein went down with a shoulder injury. Freshman Teddy Bridgewater took over and led them to only 20 points in two losses. Plus, running back Victor Anderson missed a second straight game Saturday with a sprained ankle.

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 11:45 AM

breakdown. odds based on vegas numbers

Louisville - 66% (one Cincinnati loss)
West Virginia - 18% (two Cincinnati wins and a West Virginia win)
Cincinnati - 6% (two Cincinnati wins, a West Virginia loss, and a Rutgers loss)
Rutgers - 10% (two Cincinnati wins, a West Virginia loss, and a Rutgers win)

Brock on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 11:53 AM

Those odds are not totally correct. Thanks to Louisville winning, UC can still go BCS without Riutgers losing because they win some of the miniconference scenarios.

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 11:57 AM

Bo Jackson picked Syracuse today

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 11:58 AM

Damn it Phil, get your facts right. You are making ul fans sound ridiculous

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 12:00 PM

Eku James Madison is on the u. Uc orange is on ion hd.

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 12:17 PM

Van diesel out indefinitely, there goes basketball season.

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 12:19 PM

Good strategy for uc. Give it to pead

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 12:24 PM

what is the scenario where UC makes it with a rutgers loss?

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 12:27 PM

I went all in on how ul gets in. Outside of that I gave up.

Horrible kick by that kid out of elder.

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 12:28 PM

Uk and uc busting out the reverses early

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 12:38 PM

Who is Matt Roark?

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 12:42 PM

Roark should have been running the offense all season. Bray is a shitty qb for the vols also

Brock on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 12:46 PM

A Rutgers-UC-UofL tie, the highest BCS standing goes. If UC wins the last 2, they would be higher than Rutgers in standings and get the bid despite Rutgers beating UConn.

Brock on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 12:51 PM

14-3 UConn... come on Huskies!

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 12:53 PM

http://blogs.courier-journal.com/ri...ville+sports%29

Basketball unbeatens

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 12:55 PM

Pead is good

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 12:58 PM

i guess i didnt think a win over syracuse would be enough to vault Syracuse 6 spots

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:01 PM

Turf monster

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:02 PM

sniper

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:03 PM

Tattoos on kickers and abs are weird

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:03 PM

Abs was qbs

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:04 PM

wondering what prompted kicker abs to be shown

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:05 PM

iPad autocorrect qbs to abs

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:06 PM

the dad in the chevy ad really bugs me

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:07 PM

Are you only watching uc cuse or flipping to uk at all?

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:09 PM

flipping over every once in a while. I'm a bit too hungover to look at those black jerseys for too long without vomiting.

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:10 PM

Hungover from drinking by yourself?

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:12 PM

i may have overstated my hangover. But I will say a mental note to not have more than 4 bourbon barrel stouts on hand during sporting events has been made

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:14 PM

Sweat out my booze running with Adrian

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:15 PM

6 miles from Seneca to Cherokee, scenic loop and back.

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:17 PM

This game is horrible.

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:21 PM

i like that ESPN is using charlie strong instead of our logo on graphics

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:23 PM

And the call of duty jokes begin

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:25 PM

Pead right now to uc is bilal powell to ul last year.

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:26 PM

Uc holding all over that play

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:27 PM

There weren't horse collars in yesterday's game

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:28 PM

kind of surprised when pead gets stopped

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:29 PM

Kind of surprised when they don't give it to pead

Brock on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:30 PM

Kelce's older brother is the starting center for Eagles/Vick. That family has an attitude.

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:30 PM

That wasn't a td in the NFL if you watched bengals game a couple weeks back

Brock on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:33 PM

That was a terrible call against the Bengals. It was the most amazing catch I've seen and they over-turned it because the ball bobbled after he hit the ground after falling out of bounds of the endzone. He crossed into the endzone AFTER catching the ball.

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:38 PM

Bray is throwing the game for ut

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:45 PM

Smart for them to air the anti meth ads for a UK / UT game

Brock on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:58 PM

Suck it Rutgers!

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:59 PM

fastest kicker ever?

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:59 PM

ru ro

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:00 PM

strong work syracuse

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:02 PM

have I said pead is good?

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:08 PM

Fucking ESPN. Another game blacked out on ESPN3 and gamecast still saying it's halftime.

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:11 PM

UK runnign 4th and 10 QB keeper

Brock on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:21 PM

Explain to me how the video quality sucks for the game, but when commercials come on, the quality jumps way up.

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:22 PM

on espn3?

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:25 PM

I'm getting lots of pixels on my screen

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:26 PM

looks fine to me over here in the 40206

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:28 PM

tennessee is horrible

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:29 PM

the supposed to be SEC!

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:29 PM

bad pass interference call

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:29 PM

cuse needs a turnover

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:30 PM

a hold and a td

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:31 PM

UT's QB doesnt look like he gives a shit when he throws it. I imagine him say "FUCK IT!" everytime he lets it go

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:32 PM

horrible arm motion too

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:34 PM

Cuse with TWO completions in a row!

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:37 PM

I don't see 'cuse coming up with this game. I don't know my faith in UConn

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:37 PM

i am struggling to stay awake during this game. I should have recorded it so i can play it before going to bed every night

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:38 PM

got to make that catch

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:38 PM

my saturday picks not panning out like my friday picks

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:40 PM

UK playing journey. what next, sweet coroline?

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:43 PM

UK just got a gift on that fumble call

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:48 PM

You're welcome, UK.

sincerely,
SEC officials

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:59 PM

pead is good

Brock on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:00 PM

Isaiah F'n Pead!

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:01 PM

what does he have 300 yards of offense?

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:15 PM

horrible drop by cuse in the end zone

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:16 PM

nice tip by uc, my bad

Brock on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:16 PM

Get it right! Revisionist!

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:17 PM

in full speed when the ball hits you in the numbers, you would think it should be caught

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:17 PM

get ready to storm the field?

Brock on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:17 PM

I feel the need... the need... for Pead!

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:19 PM

and K fans will all say the season was not wasted, just by beatin tennessee

Brock on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:20 PM

See the graphic. Pead 368 all-purpose yards, Syracuse 370. Then he runs for 3 yards.

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:21 PM

pead is good

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:24 PM

tennessees offense moves in slow motion

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:25 PM

loudest ive heard commonwealth in a while

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:26 PM

did calipari just walk in commonwealth?

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:26 PM

john wall!

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:27 PM

if the lockout wasnt over I'd assume lebron and dirk nowitzki had made an appearance

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:27 PM

jesus UT is awful

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:28 PM

draw play time

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:29 PM

kentucky wins the pennant, kentucky wins the pennant oh my god teh wildcats win the pennant!

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:31 PM

well that has been a shitty 3 and a half hours

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:32 PM

holy shit! they are storming the field. FANTASTIC!

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:32 PM

thats what happens when you beat teams with losing records

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:32 PM

maybe the rumors of louisville looking to hire joker as an assistant are premature. BRONZE THE MAN!

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:33 PM

I think I hear chanting of "SEC SEC"

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 3:52 PM

are the UK t-shirts made yet for this vicotry?

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 7:27 PM

The uk announcers really think the shot clock is based on when the ball hits the rim, not leaving the hand. Is my understanding of the rule been wrong this entire time?

joe on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 7:30 PM

Laura is convinced that a bar will turn on Cornell hockey during a uk basketball game. She is getting mad that I am telling her she is crazy.

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 11:31 PM

im surprised you all found a bar playing the uk game

Phil on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 12:28 AM

The rebels think it's a game!

Phil on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 12:29 AM

who the fuck is the ginger calling the game with bilas?

Phil on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 12:34 AM

Bigger thing - Beating UT or being #1 in basketball?

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 4:12 AM

Obviously the 6-0 womens basketball team is bigger than both of those.

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 4:24 AM

Either a couple transformers just blew acrosss the street or someones meth lab exploded

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 4:25 AM

The suspicious part was the cars with their headlights off driving down the street right before the explosion.

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 4:26 AM

Or it was uk fans firing guns in the air

douglas on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 9:42 AM

It was a good day, now we just need the NBA to put in the 2 year rule and were all set

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 11:49 AM

anyone want a ticket to tomorrows UL game if it comes available?

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 12:22 PM

as we get closer to new years I just keep telling myself 4th of july will just be that much better.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 1:35 PM

Not that I'll be able to make it or anything, but are there any New Year's plans or did the Burket New Year's Party streak end at 11?

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 1:36 PM

phils sister sounds like will host.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 1:37 PM

So at a former Burket house, nice.

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 1:37 PM

it hasn't ended, but it has merged is what we are going with

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 1:38 PM

Who's really still going to attend besides you and Phil?

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 1:40 PM

the graham-smiths and bradford-oldhams?

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 1:41 PM

jesse and adrian have been fixtures.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 1:41 PM

Well put. I thought Adrian may still make it and unsure about Jay.

Phil on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 3:18 PM

michigan punter is scared
http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-conte...IED-PUNTER1.gif

Phil on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 4:01 PM

damn you stevie!

Phil on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 4:04 PM

damn you again stevie johnson

Phil on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 4:05 PM

bills better not fucking throw it to stevie johnson again

Phil on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 4:07 PM

balls

Brock on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 4:22 PM

I may attend depending on the job situation.

Phil on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 4:29 PM

im pretty sure ian eagle said "tibia injury" but it sure sounded like "titty injury"

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 4:42 PM

I just violated everything I believe in and put up the Christmas tree already. Figured what the hell, got football on tv and if I get it done I have 1 less thing to do later.

Bigworm on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 4:45 PM

I am definitely out this year fellas. Not that you guys didn't see that coming anyway.

douglas on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 4:48 PM

Assuming no super premature labor, I'm sure I'll want to get out

Bigworm on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 4:50 PM

Better get out while you still can.

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 5:02 PM

We need a Bourbon fireworks and smack down night before d-day.

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 5:05 PM

Mike bush with a solid tackle after an interception

adrian on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 6:36 PM

Bourbon and Fireworks?!?!?

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 6:40 PM

i think Douglas has earned it and maybe we can get lynnie out. Wes had a farewell party, and Chris had a farewell tour.

Lynnie doesn't have much time. Douglas with twins could be unpredictable. I was just thinking bourbon and smack down was a nice thing from the past to relive.

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 6:43 PM

Brock in Nashville and the baby early hurt his cause. Sorry.

Phil on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 6:58 PM

can we also have cookie cakes?

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 7:01 PM

Individual cookie cakes?

Phil on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 7:01 PM

i really have to patent that idea

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 7:30 PM

Homemade bacon cheddar ranch cheese fries. Fantastic.

adrian on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 7:31 PM

I want to see this damn Broncos game for some odd reason.

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 7:34 PM

CBS has it on

Phil on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 7:37 PM

i find myself pulling for tebow. Well, not the man himself. I just want to see what will happen if he keeps winning in comeback fashion.

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 7:39 PM

What would Jesus do?

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 7:41 PM

It's like angels In the outfield but with tebow

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 7:42 PM

Hahahah way to ice the kicker

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 7:43 PM

Tebow magic time

adrian on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 7:45 PM

what channel is cbs on insight?

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 7:47 PM

912

adrian on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 7:49 PM

why are they attempting the field goal now?

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 7:50 PM

If blocked and recovered you can try again

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 7:50 PM

The tebow train? Is that the same train Vance Bedford was talking about?

adrian on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 7:54 PM

holy hell they did it again.

adrian on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 7:56 PM

Joe for some sick reason i actually contemplated running again today.

joe on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 8:04 PM

I almost did then it started pouring so I went back to the couch

Phil on Monday, November 28, 2011 at 12:29 AM

i feel like i should have gotten extra points from Novak for this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIZmRhWABSI

douglas on Monday, November 28, 2011 at 11:46 AM

bourbon and smack down would be enjoyable. do they have smackdown on kinect yet, so you can actually body slam someone with the controller? that would be awesome.

adrian on Monday, November 28, 2011 at 12:06 PM

When do the stupid basketball polls come out?

adrian on Monday, November 28, 2011 at 12:37 PM

Tried to get the sharp aquos 60" led TV from bestbuy for 999.99 but sold out. Assholes!

Phil on Monday, November 28, 2011 at 1:24 PM

did you get a rain check?

joe on Monday, November 28, 2011 at 3:03 PM

douglas, there is always the possibility that someone will get body slammed not on the video game.

Phil on Monday, November 28, 2011 at 3:40 PM

shitmydadsays: "I'm in Cincinnati at a waffle house that's across from 2 waffle houses. Everyone's fat. This city is fucking hall of fame of Diabetes."

Brock on Monday, November 28, 2011 at 4:19 PM

Funny, I made almost the same comment about Peoria, Illinois yesterday.

Phil on Monday, November 28, 2011 at 6:19 PM

i feel bad for laughing at this picture of Bernie Fine that ran in the huffington post
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/418273/th...ED-large300.jpg

Phil on Monday, November 28, 2011 at 6:52 PM

I never get the articles written about fireworks. They always seem vague on how you are allowed to use them. Seems it is all about selling them
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

adrian on Monday, November 28, 2011 at 9:24 PM

awkward moment in jeopardy. i probably watched this 20 times and can't stop laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMgh...feature=related

adrian on Monday, November 28, 2011 at 9:24 PM

sorry...meant wheel of fortune

Phil on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 10:38 AM

great moments in coaching. they mic'd me up for running the practice last night because I decided I was going to run them into the ground. So one dude had stopped to talk to a girl and I got to say "woah, woah, woah - no sweet patussing!"

joe on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 10:51 AM

if i recall, that was a rostel comment.

Phil on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 11:20 AM

indeed. Not sure how to spell it though

joe on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 11:25 AM

keep your nose clean
no joe jack rabbit
and no joe guardrail

Those were the other big ones I remember him always saying.

Phil on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 11:55 AM

Ooh, I should have remembered to use the no joe jack rabbit one on the drills where we were working on form. DAMN IT!

Phil on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 2:23 PM

I clicked on an article about #1 Trinity thinking it was about football, but it appears they are #1 in basketball too.

GREEN MACHINE!

joe on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 3:24 PM

hicks, a junior who transferred from shelby county is a stud.

Phil on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 3:28 PM

my sister is requesting card tables for new years. anyone?

Phil on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 3:30 PM

also looking for the Getting Psyched mix CD

Phil on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 3:40 PM

going through the list of new years musts with her and the tuscan mule was brought up. Wade's entry on urban dictionary has 32 upvotes
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...m=Tuscan%20Mule

joe on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 3:40 PM

I should have a copy of the different getting psyched cds. tables, no luck.

I think the CDs may be damaged beyond repair though.

douglas on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 3:41 PM

i've still got the gbitt mix somewhere in my car

Phil on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 3:42 PM

looks like this can be downloaded on a torrent too:
1. I Wanna Rock - Twisted Sister
2. You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi
3. Lick it Up - KISS
4. Paradise City - Guns N' Roses
5. Dancing with Myself - Billy Idol
6. Rock You Like a Hurricane - Scorpions
7. Panama - Van Halen
8. Talk Dirty to Me - Poison
9. Thunderstruck - ACDC
10. Dr. Feelgood - Motley Crue
11. Round and Round - Ratt
12. The Humpty Dance - Digital Underground
13. Come Sail Away - Styx
14. Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
15. The Transformers Theme Song - Vince Dicola
16. You're the Best Around - Joe Esposito
17. High Enough - Damn Yankees
18. Jessie's Girl - Rick Springfield
19. Hip Hop Hooray - Naughty By Nature
20. Change of Heart - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
21. Run Runaway - Slade
22. Tom Sawyer - Rush
23. Free Bird (2nd Half Only) - Lynyrd Skynyrd

Phil on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 3:44 PM

i might buy my sister a fire pit for christmas to add to the party. I need advice

joe on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 4:21 PM

home depot people were very helpful to me. I'd go talk to some people there.

joe on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 4:21 PM

I think I have most of those 23 songs on random CDs

Brent on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 6:59 PM

Phil, I like chimineas better. With fire pits, the wind starts blowing and then you have to constantly shift your chair to stay away from the smoke...with the chiminea there is only one opening. True, not many people crowd around but how many times do you have more than 4-6 people at your house.

Brent on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 7:00 PM

Not too mention they are more artistic which would suit your sister better...I should have been your brother in law.

joe on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 8:21 PM

Damn, 2nd place last week.

mowgli on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 8:42 PM

Cheryl and I had our weekly follow up with the MD and a few hours later had a baby...Awesome surprise. Baby and Momma are doing well...shes about 3 weeks early, that should make for all times I've been late. 6.4lbs and 18.75 inches. APGAR 8/9.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 10:36 PM

Congrats, welcome to fatherhood!

Brock on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 11:20 PM

Rock on pops!

Brent on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 7:24 AM

Alright buddy...Congratulations!

douglas on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 8:01 AM

congrats on the kiddo, got a name?

adrian on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 8:42 AM

Has anyone heard of and or tasted Angels Envy bourbon? I saw it at liquor barn last night and I assume it is a new Bourbon on the market. It was about 45 bucks for 750ml. I might buy a bottle of it after I finish my Eagles Rare.

joe on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 9:02 AM

congratulations lynnie.

mowgli on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 9:18 AM

Thanks! We named her Brooklynn.

joe on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 9:38 AM

alright douglas, we need to make sure we get you out of the house before it is too late.

douglas on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 10:50 AM

well my basement's already finished, so i can't use that excuse. i have every intention of getting out a few more times over the next couple months.

douglas on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 10:53 AM

we'll be scheduling playdates instead of bar nights pretty soon.

douglas on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 10:53 AM

the sad thing is the playdates would probably be easier to set up too

Brent on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 1:44 PM

Nice burn with the basement comment

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 2:30 PM

Adrian, I've seen it before, haven't had it. I think it's similar to Beam's Devil's Cut where they try to extract the bourbon trapped in the barrel. The Devil's Cut wasn't one of my favorites.

joe on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 9:09 PM

the idea of meeting brent at bars in DC in a couple weeks is intriguing.

Phil on Thursday, December 01, 2011 at 11:58 AM

Parents Keep Deceased Son's Memory Alive Through His Awful Tumblr
http://www.theonion.com/video/paren...rough-hi,26772/

douglas on Thursday, December 01, 2011 at 2:28 PM

yes, we made a top ten list, #8 fattest city:

8. Louisville, KY Louisville contains more McDonald's outposts per capita (39) than any city in the country, according to a Daily Beast/Newsweek report, plus 20 Arby's, 17 Dairy Queens and 19 Papa John's-one reason its residents disproportionately suffer from heart disease. Aside from laying off the fast food, Louisville locals can improve their heart health by taking up cycling. The city is building a 100-mile bike and pedestrian path called the Louisville Loop, leading Bicycling magazine to place the city among the top 25 most bike-friendly in the nation.

joe on Thursday, December 01, 2011 at 2:53 PM

our city seems to be a bunch of fitness nuts or complete slobs. there is no inbetween in louisville, either active or sedentary.

adrian on Thursday, December 01, 2011 at 3:38 PM

The Louisville loop is going to run through this big ass park system the city is buildingabout a half mile from my house.

douglas on Thursday, December 01, 2011 at 3:38 PM

too much bourbon and fast food around i guess

douglas on Thursday, December 01, 2011 at 3:38 PM

guess you could say 'go big or go home', we just go big

douglas on Thursday, December 01, 2011 at 9:54 PM

Uk does not suck

joe on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 11:17 AM

is it possible to do the UL game tonight at 9:00 aginst Vandy and stay coherent enough to be somewhere at 8 tomorrow to help my cousin build a retaining wall for his eagle scout project then go run with adrian?

adrian on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 11:23 AM

Woodford Reserve is releasing a bottle honoring the Bellarmine Knights 2011 basketball championship. You can go to frazier hall on devember 10 at 9:00 am to purchase a bottle.

adrian on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 11:25 AM

nevermind. it is a collectors set with woodford and makers for 200.00

joe on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 11:27 AM

sadly I know people getting that. I wouldnt get that even if it was the baseball team, unless I was on it at the time.

Brock on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 12:45 PM

If I had $200 to piss away, I would get a bottle. No harm in collecting any form of bourbon.

On another note, West Virginia can go to fucking hell.... thanks for tanking USF!

joe on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 12:59 PM

UCONN!

Bigworm on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 1:13 PM

Cinci just better win out is all i am saying.

joe on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 1:34 PM

I think if UC wins over a 5 win team they should storm the field.

joe on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 1:35 PM

a 5 win UConn team.

Phil on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 1:51 PM

Some Louisville fans are heading up there and are planning to storm the field if UConn wins

joe on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 1:52 PM

was that serious? I read that on Card Chronicle. Orange bowl berth is worth it. Who gets the fine in that case?

Phil on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 1:57 PM

Its like 5 guys. Still would be funny

Phil on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 4:09 PM

great teacher review
http://i.imgur.com/bY5Rt.png

douglas on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 4:17 PM

Mike's got that bourbon collectors set in his office already , jay Pitts gave him one

Phil on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 4:48 PM

i believe this will be the trinity game for tonight
http://www.ihigh.com/khsaa/broadcas...l?silverlight=1

Brock on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 10:04 PM

The UConn game really doesn't mean much besides a potential "Big East Title." WVU goes to BCS if UC wins, UofL goes if they lose. The discussion has been which turd sandwich has less urine seasoning.

adrian on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 11:04 PM

Kuric should have gotten a technical foul for flopping like BJ Flynn.

Phil on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 11:26 PM

How close are UC and WVU in the BCS? Could a big win potentially vault them ahead of WVU?

douglas on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 11:35 PM

Doesn't UL go to Miami if wvu wins?

Phil on Friday, December 02, 2011 at 11:40 PM

If UC loses then Louisville goes to orange bowling

Brock on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 12:22 AM

Only a few spots difference, but when was the last time two teams won in the same week and the team behind leaped the team ahead despite losing the head2head matchup. Never gonna happen. Hoping for a Liberty bowl invite. Memphis might be fun.

Phil on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 12:28 AM

USF game was pretty ugly.

joe on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 7:05 AM

Yum Center was crazy last night

Bigworm on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 8:53 AM

Douglas, I am going to go ahead and call it now. UK by 1000 points. That's right, 1000.

Go CATS!!!



douglas on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 10:27 AM

Well of course, I'd take the over on that line, that's what any good, respectable UK fan would do

Brock on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 12:01 PM

Sweet, Wes is already drunk at 9am.

joe on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 12:43 PM

Unc just did 3 goggles. Funny

joe on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 12:46 PM

Gonna say it now beforse uk fans do...teams always shoot better at rupp.

joe on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 12:54 PM

It's getting better, but I like when cal looks at his bench and thinks which of you guys do I trust

joe on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 12:55 PM

Henson is a dumbass

joe on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 1:09 PM

Bcs was a nice dream. Co conference champs is a step in the right direction.

joe on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 1:25 PM

Learn to dunk!

joe on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 1:56 PM

Just like ul, pussy whistles in the closing seconds are bullshit

Brock on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 1:58 PM

1000 or 1, I get those numbers confused all the time.

joe on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 1:59 PM

Glad to see uc fans showing up to the game in large numbers

Brock on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 2:06 PM

They are all returning from Georgia after the game last night. Its basketball season, right? Certainly so for UK

joe on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 3:27 PM

Uconn dc...uc is running. Everyone but you knows it

Phil on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 3:30 PM

im hoping for the run for a safety play.

Phil on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 3:31 PM

lame

joe on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 3:32 PM

Should have left 1 deep man

joe on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 3:32 PM

I would have punted it into the bleachers way out of bounds.

Phil on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 3:33 PM

or anything

Brock on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 3:52 PM

I was highly disappointed the punter didn't go scrambling in the wrong direction. That's the classic video game move.

joe on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 4:04 PM

The sec championship just showed insane amounts of camel toe

Phil on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 6:48 PM

the girl who lost her shit at halftime of the LSU game is going to be internet famous as fuck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZSA3NHS2jI

Bigworm on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 9:14 PM

Brock - I figured we'd lose a close one today, I was wrong. UNC is obviously very talented, so it's kind of scary to think how good this UK team can be when they put it all together.

joe on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 9:16 PM

I can say anything if it is followed by when they put it together

joe on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 9:29 PM

Natty sci had a really good intramural t eam if we ever put it altogether

douglas on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 10:05 PM

I know you don't want to believe it Joe, but UK is still not where they will be. Teague is still not comfortable at the point yet, and they didn't shoot well today. This was only their 8th game together and they beat the team everyone ordained champs preseason, and had all their starters back from a very good elite eight team.

adrian on Saturday, December 03, 2011 at 10:56 PM

With oklahoma state kicking the shit out of oklahoma, will voters put them in the championship game?

Brock on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 12:04 AM

No, too many palms have been greased for such a legitimate outcome.

Bigworm on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 8:29 AM

I personally hope that LSU vs. Okie State happens. In my opinion, Bama is more deserving as their only loss was in OT to #1 and undefeated LSU, while Okie State's one loss is to unranked 6-6 Iowa State in double overtime.

So yeah, not sure why Okie State's coach thinks they are more deserving than Bama, especially making the statement that they had their chance now give us ours. You would have had your chance had you taken care of business, don't beg voters to put you in....which they might since they beat #10 Oklahoma or maybe it is because they are a rival, not really sure.

If LSU plays Okie State it is a blow out, if they play Bama, flip a coin.

joe on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 8:33 AM

Bam a already had their chance to beat lsu.

joe on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 11:54 AM

I am not doubting bam a is better than osu, but I think if bam a plays lsu and beats them, it is just causing even more questions.

Phil on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 2:09 PM

i just find it odd the NCAA is pushing a rematch in the national championship game with their "Every Game Counts" slogan.

joe on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 3:05 PM

Fucking green baron is doubling up on me with the Brady-gronk combo

Phil on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 3:24 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ANDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

joe on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 3:24 PM

Andre Johnson?

Phil on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 3:29 PM

hamstring

Phil on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 3:37 PM

questionable to return apparently

Phil on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 3:47 PM

tebow!

joe on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 3:51 PM

Oakland sucks today. Broncos call pull ahead in the deivision

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 3:57 PM

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/...tirement-120311

Pedro Martinez announces retirement. Wasn't he already out of baseball?

Phil on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 4:16 PM

Lame, they should have let Tebow run it in

adrian on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 4:21 PM

so i don't even think the vikings quarterback was even trying on their last series.

joe on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 4:39 PM

http://www.cardchronicle.com/2011/1...siva-the-legacy

i want to try p7x, its like p90x but 83 days shorter.

Brent on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 4:59 PM

Going for another Pick'em League win...eyeing the title as the weeks get closer. Brock...what happened?

Brent on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 5:01 PM

Has anyone ever done Insanity?

joe on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 5:02 PM

I watch the infomercial when I am hungover

Phil on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 5:29 PM

multiple people at hockey did it. mostly people who got bored with p90x

Bigworm on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 5:54 PM

Brent - a friend from school did it. It works, but you don't bulk up like you do with weights. It is all aerobics.

Bigworm on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 5:55 PM

The NCAA is all about money and they know LSU and Bama fans will travel.

joe on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 6:04 PM

the game is in new orleans, is that traveling for lsu?

adrian on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 6:06 PM

I think Bama and the Cards should play each other. That would be a good game.

joe on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 6:06 PM

one projection shows UL wku in the bbva compass bowl.

joe on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 6:06 PM

adrian, we saw that in the fiesta bowl and louisville won

adrian on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 6:11 PM

Let's fast forward 20 years and let those teams play.

joe on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 6:15 PM

I doubt they serve beer at the bcs championship game so UL fans won't travel

joe on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 7:36 PM

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

save the alcohol!

Brock on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 7:38 PM

What happened is I went north for Thanksgiving and Vikings fans brainwashed me into thinking they were halfway good and then I stupidly picked the Bengals. This week of pick'em has been a disaster.

joe on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 7:42 PM

packers are going to score too quick

joe on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 8:34 PM

cincy-vandy in the liberty bowl. Brock is thrilled

joe on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 8:43 PM

louisville nc state in the belk per espn

joe on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 8:45 PM

fiu vs marshall is a good bowl matchup. both teams good enough to beat louisville.

Brock on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 9:44 PM

New Years in Memphis... not too bad.

Brent on Sunday, December 04, 2011 at 10:37 PM

Brock, if I beat you by 23.5 points I secure my spot in the playoffs or Phil has to beat Josh...don't let me down Philco. Worst case scenario for Brock is I beat you by 23.5 and Phil loses to Josh. Honestly, I think I have a better chance just trying to win the loser bracket.

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2011 at 12:06 AM

Brent I think this is the right time for this quote.

"Don't give up, don't ever give up."

Brent on Monday, December 05, 2011 at 12:10 AM

Im just happy I won the weekly pick'em league...that's two, count it!

adrian on Monday, December 05, 2011 at 8:10 AM

Today on Reddit. Inappropriate jokes. People on the bus keep looking at me as I laugh.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...oke_youve_ever/

adrian on Monday, December 05, 2011 at 8:19 AM

All I am saying is go to the joke URL I posted. Search for ctrlaltrockdel
"What's the difference"... OMG. And read the follow up posts. I am so going to hell for laughing.

douglas on Monday, December 05, 2011 at 9:43 AM

wow, i never found the one you mentioned, but i was wholly entertained all morning so far...

adrian on Monday, December 05, 2011 at 10:01 AM

Found a direct link
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...ve_ever/c35dqef

douglas on Monday, December 05, 2011 at 10:30 AM

a ha, i did see that one, must've missed the name, that one was good.

joe on Monday, December 05, 2011 at 1:11 PM

so there is a bar in DC that is the home of patriots football in the DC area, they claim. Patriots are playing the Redskins Sunday and I will be in DC. Worth going to this bar to see how crazy that would be?

joe on Monday, December 05, 2011 at 1:18 PM

I hate when I go periods with not listening to a certain CD and realize what I have been missing. Pantera is an excellent band.

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2011 at 2:36 PM

the dad from "shit my dad says" on why internet commenting will be the end of the world
http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/...tures_and_words

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2011 at 4:37 PM

brock, you have any family in lexington named Stu?

Brock on Monday, December 05, 2011 at 5:40 PM

Nope.

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2011 at 5:43 PM

Right on. Had someone sign up for hockey

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2011 at 5:44 PM

Ron Santo is in that hall of fame? I'll be damned.

joe on Monday, December 05, 2011 at 6:33 PM

all it took was a disability to take his life

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2011 at 10:03 PM

I wonder who changed their vote just because he died

joe on Tuesday, December 06, 2011 at 10:06 AM

phil, what do you know about the FBI investigating Iceland?

Phil on Tuesday, December 06, 2011 at 10:56 AM

News to me, but I did hear hundreds of thousands of dollars never made it to the owners...

joe on Tuesday, December 06, 2011 at 11:19 AM

that is what I heard

Phil on Tuesday, December 06, 2011 at 11:51 AM

Unaware the fbi was involved. Scandalous. But they are probably investigating the previous managers not iceland I'd think

joe on Tuesday, December 06, 2011 at 12:20 PM

the managers that were fired

joe on Tuesday, December 06, 2011 at 12:39 PM

I don't know how I reached this point in life, but cheetos and a cherry coke for lunch was disgusting.

Phil on Tuesday, December 06, 2011 at 4:43 PM

Bill Cosby of all people pointed something out about Tebow. Tebow is the second coming of one of my all-time favorite QBs - Joe Kapp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiVlcjWBj00

joe on Tuesday, December 06, 2011 at 6:24 PM

http://thirdstringgoalie.blogspot.c...y-shopping.html

How long till Phil buys one of these for a girl?

Phil on Tuesday, December 06, 2011 at 10:54 PM

the question isn't about money or taste, just a girl being dumb enough to date me

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 06, 2011 at 11:34 PM

Really?

http://www.yardbarker.com/college_f...r_wiley/8560990

joe on Wednesday, December 07, 2011 at 7:05 AM

I think a first born male child named Theodore Charles is classy.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, December 07, 2011 at 9:08 AM

Theodore Charles? Charlie Strong and Teddy Bridgewater?

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, December 07, 2011 at 9:09 AM

How 'bout Ronald Steven?

joe on Wednesday, December 07, 2011 at 9:28 AM

bridgewater strong sounds to pretentious.

ronald steven a cooper kragthorpe mix?

Jerome on Wednesday, December 07, 2011 at 9:50 AM

Stefan John L

joe on Wednesday, December 07, 2011 at 10:15 AM

coworker came up with "mox kilmer". great reference.

Phil on Wednesday, December 07, 2011 at 2:30 PM

Klosterman on Tebow:
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...-hate-tim-tebow

douglas on Wednesday, December 07, 2011 at 2:50 PM

i read that yesterday, actually a pretty good take on him

Jerome on Wednesday, December 07, 2011 at 3:27 PM

Nothing like running on an elliptical at the gym beside former Vanderbilt and Chicago Bulls center Will Perdue. Just another reminder of how little my people are.

joe on Thursday, December 08, 2011 at 9:30 AM

basement is being waterproofed today and tomorrow. The water will all be gone and the smell of mold and mildew will be gone. Laura said the mexicans on the work crew were playing ping pong.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 08, 2011 at 11:08 AM

So how much in value did the St. Louis Cardinals just drop?

joe on Thursday, December 08, 2011 at 11:21 AM

10 yr 250 million...wtf

Brock on Thursday, December 08, 2011 at 12:29 PM

does this mean there's going to be a huge disparity between the american and national league now because of the dh? they are claiming this is the reason why the cardinals could not make such a large offer

joe on Thursday, December 08, 2011 at 12:31 PM

dan patrick says it is in the works to add the DH to the NL.

Brock on Thursday, December 08, 2011 at 12:31 PM

I interview for a biotech startup company tomorrow, wish me luck.

joe on Thursday, December 08, 2011 at 12:32 PM

good luck. is this in Nashville?

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, December 08, 2011 at 1:10 PM

I don't think it should cause a huge disparity. For one nothing has changed. NL teams will still continue to focus on pitching and they will have to look and pay for younger hitters, and let the AL have the sluggers as they start to decline. If you have an NL team in a big market willing to spend, then they may keep some of these players. St. Louis isn't big enough compared to LA/NY etc.

Horrible news for St. Louis, worse news if DH goes everywhere, and this change to the playoffs sucks.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, December 08, 2011 at 1:13 PM

How bitter are St. Louis fans now, and how long are they going to hate management? Not that I completely blame Pujols, but what happend to loyalty and being the fucking man in a city? I'm sure Pujols never had to pay for a meal or a drink in St. Louis and now he looks like a money grubbing ass. And how much money do you really need?

Phil on Thursday, December 08, 2011 at 1:42 PM

so this exists: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgWE...;feature=relmfu

joe on Thursday, December 08, 2011 at 2:18 PM

he is 45, he doesn't care

joe on Thursday, December 08, 2011 at 5:27 PM

Just read bowling is a khsaa sanctioned sport and trinity bowling is going with rock and roll. Not the same as swim like a rock.

Brock on Thursday, December 08, 2011 at 7:22 PM

Only KY would sanction Bowling before Lacrosse or Volleyball. Munson!

Brock on Thursday, December 08, 2011 at 7:34 PM

Fuck you CBS and your fucking POS website. I haven't been able to enter my picks all day because some fucking error occurs. Fuck you old people TV!

joe on Friday, December 09, 2011 at 7:56 AM

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

Joshua tinch back in the news. Done a lot since football and basketball at ul

joe on Friday, December 09, 2011 at 8:02 AM

I'd like to believe the Paul odom gasol deal was blocked because Chris failed odom during the physical and not that stern blocked it. Insert kardashian joke at odom's expense.

Phil on Friday, December 09, 2011 at 9:09 AM

this made me chuckle:
http://www.explosm.net/comics/2637/

Wrecking Crew on Friday, December 09, 2011 at 9:25 AM

Yup, it was all me.

Brock, out in the French Quarter last night and saw a Sailor Jerry car. The logo on the hood with other nautical themed paintings. Pretty cool. And just to re-iterate, the Cap'n Jimmy is a horrible drink.

joe on Friday, December 09, 2011 at 9:42 AM

http://www.louisville.com/content/l...ks-edition-news

FIREWORKS BACK!

Phil on Friday, December 09, 2011 at 12:27 PM

damn you nouse!

someone hacked my godaddy account and pointed nattysci.com towards some other site. Got it fixed but it should take a while for everyone to get the update

Phil on Friday, December 09, 2011 at 12:32 PM

on the plus side, my nattysci bookmark has a nice little heart next to it now. that's adorable

douglas on Friday, December 09, 2011 at 1:20 PM

yeah, i kinda freaked out earlier thinking something was wrong w/ my computer

joe on Friday, December 09, 2011 at 1:22 PM

same thing I thought

Phil on Friday, December 09, 2011 at 1:25 PM

i had to clear my cache in chrome to get it to work.

100% my fault and nothing that would fuck with your pc luckily. Just some shithead kid. I'm just glad it wasn't my server that was compromised. That'd be baaaad.

joe on Friday, December 09, 2011 at 1:28 PM

good news is it scared me enough to run a scan and eliminated some potential problems on the computer

Phil on Friday, December 09, 2011 at 1:36 PM

Thank god for nouse

joe on Friday, December 09, 2011 at 3:17 PM

Interesting ad

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/u-s--1...-193324497.html

joe on Friday, December 09, 2011 at 3:20 PM

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

Trim a tree or a plane crash into my house? I choo choo choose the tree trimming.

Phil on Friday, December 09, 2011 at 6:26 PM

I was a bit under the weather so I left work at 3:30. Ran into this fiasco on the way home:
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

Both lanes blocked with an overturned vehicle right at my exit. What was kind of funny about a mile before my exit I saw some dude walking from his car that broke down and thought "poor guy." 15 minutes later the fucker passed me on foot walking to the gas station.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 4:20 AM

note to self...do not pass out on a streetcar in NOLA. makes for a long walk, but some good burgers. Not worth it.

joe on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 7:38 AM

That is a great story

joe on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 9:31 AM

http://www.bellarmine.edu/Libraries...Flyer.sflb.ashx

Douglas, how'd weigandt not get his name involved in the bu bourbon thing?

Phil on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 2:37 PM

CATHOLICS VS CONVICTS PART 2!

Phil on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 2:40 PM

I did like the ball to the face move by UC.

joe on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 2:47 PM

cincy guy was the first to make contact. the xavier guy was dumb for throwing the cincy guy to the floor.

joe on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 2:48 PM

go figure yancey gates is in the middle of it. blind haymakers everywhere! i think i saw a kick or stomp in there.

joe on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 2:49 PM

in the NBA every player that left the bench is suspended. forfeit the next game for both of them?

joe on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 2:50 PM

did cincinnati stomp on the logo?

Phil on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 2:52 PM

I liked when you could hear the announcers unzip their pants so they could play with themselves while bitching about "macho attitude"

Phil on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 2:57 PM

when i am president I will make sure a law gets passed that makes Army run the triple option forever.

joe on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 2:57 PM

I second that

Phil on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 3:06 PM

id also make keith jackson come out of retirement to call the games.

joe on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 3:12 PM

keith jackson, james earl jones and morgan freeman will narrate everything, with the occasional samuel l jackson appearance

Phil on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 4:08 PM

goode looking for a triple double

joe on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 4:16 PM

waiting for laura to get home from her final then heading to DC tonight. This drive is gonna suck. looking at a 3 AM eta.

joe on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 4:24 PM

need more lob passes to henderson

Phil on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 4:31 PM

i went to make some chicken noodle soup for my cold earlier and kind of spaced on the fact that i was boiling water.

finally remembered when I smelled burning metal. The water had evaporated and the bottom of the pan was glowing red in parts. I rule

joe on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 4:34 PM

swop is horrible

Phil on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 4:34 PM

dieng is not

Phil on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 4:38 PM

I don't get the audi commercial with the old people jacking their kids car.

it says "make way for a new holdiay tradition". What tradition? Stealing cars

Phil on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 4:58 PM

HENDO!

joe on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 5:05 PM

hendo is going to be the shooter off the bench good for 1 a game.

joe on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 5:16 PM

talking to my 20 yr old neighbor Trinate and i was telling him about the movie "very bad things." was I overestimating him by expecting him to know who christian slater was? what is the slater age cutoff?

Phil on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 5:34 PM

i liked bob's "they aren't daring you to shoot, they are daring you to be stupid" comment. Add that to my list of things to add to my never ever coaching repertoire.

Brock on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 6:02 PM

Mick Cronin rises above and shows superior class:
http://www.gobearcats.com/allaccess/?media=273285

Phil on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 7:33 PM

IU is acting like the won the fucking world series and super bowl while getting laid for the first time. Jesus

Bigworm on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 8:45 PM

Any chance Gates gets charged with assault?

Brock on Saturday, December 10, 2011 at 9:13 PM

None.

joe on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 3:55 AM

Sweet Jesus that drive sucked. Go hoosiers

Brock on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 3:58 AM

Sweet Jesus. Hanging out with N'Awlins fans in Nashville, rocks!

Brock on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 4:24 AM

Ya-know, since its a wild-fire, might as well toss some more kindling...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF6fL2urgYQ

Kenny Frease (the ogre who took the haymaker), talks trash to the UC coaches wives after the brawl (~3:20 mark).

If only UK-UofL could be this dramatic.

joe on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 7:35 AM

How am I already awake at 7:30 after going to bed at 4. This is bullshit!

joe on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 8:01 AM

No matter how you look at it, uc is going to come out of this looking like shit. They are uc. Maybe you not kidnap a guy and go reservoir dogs on him or punch a police horse in the 90s, then you could look less like jackasses yesterday. It's the boy who cried wolf. When finally someone deserves to get their ass kicked even video evidence can't save you. Your own reputation is your worst nightmare.

joe on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 8:13 AM

Could be the lack of sleep talking.

douglas on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 9:56 AM

I was up at 8 after staying out 345 last night, I feel your pain

joe on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 10:51 AM

What did you do?

douglas on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 10:57 AM

Work party then St mollys. Saw Nate sexton, that was entertaining.

Bigworm on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 1:31 PM

Received this from facebook.
"If you're out doing XMas shopping today, be sure to stop in and see Coach Davenport in Mall St. Matthews. He'll be at Deck the Walls from 2-5 signing championship prints."

Bigworm on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 1:34 PM

Brock - Only Andy Dufresne can crawl through a river of shit and come out clean on the other side.

joe on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 1:58 PM

"It's a complete embarrassment. Toughness is doing the right thing. You take your ass-whipping and go home. If my players don't act the right way, they will never play another game at Cincinnati."

Cronin said he never saw Mbodj stomp on Frease. He said Mbodj missed Frease "but that's irrelevant"

Cronin said he and the school president will watch the tape and determine which players "remain on the team."

Also, holloway for Xavier is just a complete idiot

Phil on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 2:19 PM

i'm getting crushed in fantasy in every league but the one I've already been knocked out of. Not my week

Phil on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 2:25 PM

andy reid is trying to get fired, right?

Phil on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 3:17 PM

Joe Webb!

adrian on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 6:55 PM

Tebow time?

adrian on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 7:02 PM

holy shit!

joe on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 7:06 PM

Tebow!

adrian on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 7:15 PM

I like the announcers comment..."Someone should tell Tebow in the first, second and third quarter that it's the fourth quarter"

adrian on Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 7:20 PM

Oh My God!!!!

Jerome on Monday, December 12, 2011 at 11:21 AM

It's the sport of kings; better than diamond rings

joe on Monday, December 12, 2011 at 11:50 AM

http://www.cardchronicle.com/2011/1...start-this-week

This was nice to relive. Check out the newspaper clip in the comments as well

Phil on Monday, December 12, 2011 at 12:27 PM

brock, I think I get the win in brent's league based on my higher seed.

Hopefully it doesn't come down to QB points...

Phil on Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:41 PM

this shot of TJ Yates' parents seats cracked me up
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...urn=nfl-wp13639

Phil on Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:53 PM

Louie CK is on reddit answering questions
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/commen...his_is_a_thing/

Phil on Monday, December 12, 2011 at 2:49 PM

Nice article by Forde on the UC / Xavier game
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basket...pensions_121111

Phil on Monday, December 12, 2011 at 2:56 PM

Jay Bilas on the NCAA laying out suspensions:
JayBilas: Imagine the suspension if Enes Kanter had punched someone after eating a bagel with cream cheese at the celebration of Cal's 500th win.

douglas on Monday, December 12, 2011 at 3:41 PM

that sentence sums up better how fucked up the ncaa is more than anything else i've seen

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2011 at 3:55 PM

Interesting.

http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-basket...nty-prosecution

Wrecking Crew on Monday, December 12, 2011 at 11:01 PM

We'll be in town Saturday. Don't know if Joe really knows yet or not, but we're planning on staying at his house that night if anyone is interested in coming over for some drinks.

Brock on Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 1:17 AM

Forde's article emphasizes how much the media is jerking themselves over the entire situation. He calls it a disgrace that only 6 games were handed out as suspensions. He neglects to cite some important facts:

1) The longest suspension for a thrown punch in BASKETBALL is 5 games
2) Cronin pointed out that the players do not get to return to the team after serving suspension unless they meet additional requirements including:
a) Specified community service hours
b) Sincere public apology
c) Unspecified team and personal milestones
d) Approval of president, AD, and coach of meeting said requirements

I still don't know how I feel about Gates ever playing again. Regardless, the media-types are simply using the "holier-than-thou" soapbox to indict the suspensions because it doesn't give them a sexy headline. "Gates' to perform community service and wash the team's jockstraps" isn't as interesting as "Gates' career over."

The fact that if the players are actually convicted of the proposed prosecution (per Wes' post) that they would end up serving less as punishment is a conundrum in and of itself.

douglas on Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 10:24 AM

so there will officially be no man nor legend winning our league this year

joe on Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 10:36 AM

As long as Brock doesnt I'm fine.

douglas on Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 10:55 AM

challenge accepted

Phil on Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 12:55 PM

Cornell - Cuse brawl from '87
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNv_...be_gdata_player

Phil on Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 5:03 PM

casualgamerreed is going to blow up after his IU prediction
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEga...player_embedded

Personally I love the explanation of a MEILF and a Cougar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btpF...mp;feature=plcp

The fact that most of these videos seem to be filmed from a dashboard cam is amazing. Way to maximize your time.

douglas on Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 9:39 AM

so i'm officially super old. i was old before, but the minivan takes it to a whole 'nother level

joe on Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 10:08 AM

Pimping your ride?

douglas on Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 10:21 AM

truth be told it's already pretty pimp. i'm used to driving a 12 year old car, i've never had a real nice car before, so i'm enjoying it

Jerome on Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 1:06 PM

Fight at a lingerie football game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukNR2Wn4rZM#!

Phil on Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 1:50 PM

parents give their kids crappy christmas gifts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a9CKgLprQ

Phil on Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 2:54 PM

this plane finder thing is neat
http://planefinder.net/

Phil on Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 3:49 PM

i think i'm going to update our "forgot my password" link to do this for work:
http://i.imgur.com/yXSoj.jpg

Phil on Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 4:15 PM

great slip of the tongue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...p;v=f6mz1BOWsAU

joe on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 8:14 AM

Forgot to tell you Brent, the night we went out before the hockey game you missed free jager shots. the servers passed out shots because the said they had a bad over pour.

adrian on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 8:22 AM

So did Chris Paul get traded? I could not tell from the coverage on sportscenter or espn.com. I would really like to know if he was traded...

joe on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 8:32 AM

I think it was approved.

joe on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 8:34 AM

Wish me luck, about to head off to drive through west Virginia.

douglas on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 9:51 AM

have money for tolls ready

Phil on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 10:28 AM

i'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled at 3pm. I'm wondering if I can update nattysci during the operation.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 10:46 AM

I saw this gem on Break.com a while back.

I know at one point break.com was looking to buy him an xbox.

http://www.break.com/index/the-mean...-the-world.html

Phil on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 11:12 AM

Ilya Bryzgalov explains the universe, Russian booze
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...p;v=2zNUzHDhVEw

adrian on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 11:42 AM

Yesterday at my work Christmas lunch I got a bottle of elijah Craig. My director told me to crack it open. This was at around 2. At 3:30 I went home for the day with less then a half bottle.

Phil on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 1:12 PM

t-minus 2 hours until the wisdom teeth. I had chick-fil-a as my last meal.

Jerome on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 1:20 PM

Geek Dad from Wired Magazine lists that 5 Best Toys of All Time
http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2011/0...-all-time/all/1

Phil on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 1:59 PM

history channel is rumored to pick up Bryz for a new show based on his interview
http://i.imgur.com/82UCX.jpg

Phil on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 2:01 PM

t-minus one hour

Phil on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 2:15 PM

t-minus 45 minutes. starting to freak out

Phil on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 2:31 PM

t-minus 30 minutes. leg won't stop shaking.

Brent on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 5:31 PM

Phil, can I have your laptop if you die?

Brent on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 5:31 PM

Yeah, Sorry for missing it Joe, I was swamped at work and didnt leave till super late.

Phil on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 5:54 PM

As long as tony doesn't get it

adrian on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 8:12 PM

Julio Jones reminds me of the Predator.

adrian on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 8:16 PM

Alright this is awesome...

http://i.imgur.com/qq3TJ.jpg

Brent on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 9:38 PM

Good thing Phil didnt read this today

http://news.yahoo.com/parents-sue-t...-143224302.html

Phil on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 9:53 PM

You are the third person who has shown me that. Thank god I didn't read it or no way in hell would I have gone in.

The nitrous actually made me pretty woozy with the blood loss and I had a bit of a panic attack at one point, but then Tony came back in with his god damn hack saw and I forgot all about panic and focused more on how terrible life was

joe on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 10:06 PM

I had no complications at-all when I had it done. I went to practice later the same day.

Phil on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 10:16 PM

I'm a big baby though. The got me percocets because of all the damage they did ripping those bad boys out. Right now I'm listed DTD for the championship game on Sunday.

Phil on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 10:20 PM

I'm going to have to be on the look out for people pulling this:
http://deadspin.com/5868584/how-a-s...opponents-glove

Phil on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 11:41 PM

so my neighbor has a wifi network that says his "full name, md's network" as his wifi. I looked him up. He's a resident at Louisville.

I'm tempted to change my wifi name to "Don't get too excited, you're just a resident".

joe on Friday, December 16, 2011 at 9:11 AM

coming back to work on a friday I dont think was the best decision. Also, anyone planning to come over tomorrow and taking up chris on his invitation?

Phil on Friday, December 16, 2011 at 11:51 AM

I'm a maybe. Just don't want to do anything that will make this recovery take longer out get fucked up

joe on Friday, December 16, 2011 at 12:21 PM

you sound drugged up.

Phil on Friday, December 16, 2011 at 12:38 PM

just 4 advil

douglas on Saturday, December 17, 2011 at 12:58 PM

Got kaelyn this weekend, may come by after I get everyone in bed

Brock on Saturday, December 17, 2011 at 3:35 PM

Reds trade Volquez and Alonso for Matt Latos of Padres. I don't know about that. Alonso looked very promising. Thoughts?

Phil on Saturday, December 17, 2011 at 4:40 PM

google "let is snow"

Phil on Sunday, December 18, 2011 at 12:54 AM

guy announcing the New Orleans Bowl just said "i'd like to see the BCS championship match this game"

Granted it was a pretty impressive finish, but come on...

Brent on Sunday, December 18, 2011 at 12:18 PM

Cyclocross world championships coming to Louisville in 2013...the look of a champion.

http://velonews.competitor.com/file...wellenswins.jpg

joe on Sunday, December 18, 2011 at 12:24 PM

shouldn't the person in front be clean?

Phil on Sunday, December 18, 2011 at 2:19 PM

6-0 chiefs? great googily moogily

Phil on Sunday, December 18, 2011 at 4:23 PM

tebow!

Phil on Sunday, December 18, 2011 at 4:27 PM

bills just had another shitty wanna be stanford play.

i still don't get why they don't line up in a weird formation for it. i like the idea of lining up a bunch of linebackers and hitters out there and long snapping it to someone like CJ Spiller. Fuck fat guys and QBs. So they snap it deep and the play is "level a motherfucker" and hope for the best.

joe on Sunday, December 18, 2011 at 4:27 PM

Didn't know you couldn't run back xps in the nfl

Phil on Sunday, December 18, 2011 at 4:28 PM

stupid rule, i don't get it

joe on Sunday, December 18, 2011 at 4:31 PM

And Ocho cinco out of nowhere

Phil on Sunday, December 18, 2011 at 4:38 PM

The block was a nicest place of the drive I thought. Lots of good blocking by WRs

Brent on Sunday, December 18, 2011 at 11:30 PM

Kim Jong Il is dead.

Brent on Sunday, December 18, 2011 at 11:32 PM

Im going to miss that little guy.

Phil on Sunday, December 18, 2011 at 11:44 PM

I didn't even know he was....Ill

Brent on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 12:18 AM

Nice phil, nice.

Phil on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 9:48 AM

tweet i liked: osama bin laden, moammar qaddaffi, kim jong il....2012 is looking like a major rebuilding year for evil

joe on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 9:52 AM

so 2013 will be the bridge year?

Phil on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 10:02 AM

All depends on the recruiting class they bring in. Kim Jong-on is said to be a complete player and maybe even better than his father. But I feel he'll ultimately be like Teague to John Wall. Not sure he can drive the nail into the hands of those who oppose him quite like his father.

douglas on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 10:51 AM

well jong-on is a bit longer than his father, with more upside potential for ushering in a new evil era. jong il was past his prime and needed to retire, he just wasn't executing citizens and controlling the media with the same drive and determination he once had. if jong-on can be a real gym rat and make those hustle plays during the season that his father was only saving for the playoffs these days, he could have a true impact and be a real difference maker

Phil on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 10:52 AM

2012 Lacrosse All-Name Team
http://insidelacrosse.com/news/2011...ed-flow-society

Phil on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 1:32 PM

The Baron makes the championship game. A roller coaster year for him. He was 2-6 at some point

joe on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 1:38 PM

who is the championship game going to be?

Phil on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 2:27 PM

baron vs brock

Phil on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 2:28 PM

The Panther's OC confirmed that they did, infact, run the Annexation of Puerto Rico yesterday.
https://twitter.com/#!/josephperson...812396155252737

douglas on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 2:42 PM

fucking 2 point loss

Brock on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 5:54 PM

Dude, Bon Jovi died! Ride that steel horse through the pearly gates man. A karaoke tribute is in order.

Phil on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 5:56 PM

um, what?

joe on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 6:02 PM

No he isn't.

Brock on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 6:14 PM

this is what I get from getting my news from facebook

joe on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 7:08 PM

i need the steelers D to outscore david akers by 3 to beat joanna's dad.

joe on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 7:48 PM

http://www.wdrb.com/story/16347092/...r-the-influence

how did this story get buried?

Phil on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 7:56 PM

it was a pretty big deal yesterday.

douglas on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 8:21 PM

Joe, this is random as he'll, but is your mom doing the sisters visitors center thing this year, where she saw kaelyn and Sarah?

douglas on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 8:21 PM

Hell, damn autocorrect

joe on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 8:43 PM

yes she is. she was there today and said she will be there wednesday she thinks.

joe on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 8:49 PM

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/...new-jersey.html

jovi lives!

Phil on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 11:56 PM

it might be because i havent had solid food since thursday, but fuck ESPN for running those arby's commercial with their reubens. Damn those things are good

Phil on Tuesday, December 20, 2011 at 1:24 AM

berman just said "this would be the first playoff appearance for the Lions...THIS DECADE!"

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2011 at 9:35 AM

just wondering, apparently i'm raising tina tebow or something b/c kaelyn remembered doing it last year and wants to go back, i can't and sarah can't either, and then she asked if your mom was going back to do it b/c she remembered her being there last year and if she could go w/ her

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2011 at 10:27 AM

my mom is listed as day to day on taking your daughter to charity day. If the details can be worked out she said she can probably allow your daughter to go do charity work with her tomorrow. Where will your daughter be tomorrow? Is there a possibility one of you all can get her down there and my mom will drive her home? Just some options that were thrown around.

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2011 at 11:00 AM

i've got kaelyn thur/fri this week, i'm taking her down fri morning now when i'm off, i forgot i was off that day.

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2011 at 11:03 AM

i have to volunteer now on my day off b/c my daughter is a freakin' saint.

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2011 at 11:15 AM

hahahaha. You will be recruited by old ladies and nuns to lift "heavy" things.

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2011 at 2:36 PM

can't wait. so trinity's nat'l champs:
http://highschool.rivals.com/viewra....asp?ra_key=819

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2011 at 2:47 PM

4 of 9 polls.

Phil on Tuesday, December 20, 2011 at 3:05 PM

if only ESPN would put together a game between Trinity and Don Bosco....oh wait they did. Fucking KHSAA

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2011 at 3:05 PM

Trinity was dropped to #3 in 2 of the polls they werent #1.

Phil on Tuesday, December 20, 2011 at 4:19 PM

today's funbag is being guest written by the son from "shit my dad says"
http://deadspin.com/5869728/white-p...hip+hop-karaoke

adrian on Tuesday, December 20, 2011 at 4:37 PM

Fart in class comic

http://imgur.com/LCuZQ

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 9:37 AM

suicide prevention training, a great morning pick me up.

douglas on Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 9:59 AM

picking up any good tips on how to do it right?

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 10:24 AM

veterans have an extremely high rate and are more likely to use weapons they said.

douglas on Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 11:36 AM

that's good they don't do any of that cry for help bullshit sad teenage girls do like popping pills, they don't fuck around

Phil on Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 2:28 PM

more military personal kill themselves than died in action the past few years

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 3:10 PM

it was confusing because they really pulled the focus off of veterans and really aimed it at employee mental health. It was strange.

Brent on Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 3:23 PM

One look at you and they prob thought you were at risk

Phil on Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 3:42 PM

Conan O'Burnin
http://i.imgur.com/uvG7jh.jpg

Phil on Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 4:23 PM

Breaking News:

White Castle burger chain considers adding alcohol sales
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 7:27 PM

douglas, you may need to verify that there is still work to be done on Friday. My mom said things are starting to wind down.

joe on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 8:16 AM

beau zach smith dropped a woman off at the bus stop this morning. I am still in awe of BZS.

douglas on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 9:56 AM

i'm already booked for tomorrow morning at 9. if they tell me to leave when i get there even better

joe on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 9:58 AM

my mom told me to warn you and I told her getting shipped home would not hurt your feelings.

douglas on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 10:01 AM

i just hope i can find something else to do with my day off

douglas on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 10:01 AM

for that matter, today's my last day working until like january 3rd

douglas on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 10:02 AM

i'm not going to be productive

joe on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 10:09 AM

I am working every day but monday. it is unproductive, but I need to get stuff done.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 10:11 AM

Fucking insurances and deductibles. End of the year is too busy for elective surgeries.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 10:13 AM

What are the odds UL ends up with 2 losses before playing UK?

joe on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 10:26 AM

50 percent

joe on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 10:26 AM

25 percent actually

joe on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 11:05 AM

why does UK play at noon today?

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 1:20 PM

Thanks math major.

Its christmas break, why not?

Phil on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 1:33 PM

Someone on the Louisville message board may have posted the dumbest thing I've ever read. "Is Anton Gill Jr Turner Gill's son?"

joe on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 1:58 PM

kendall gill

joe on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 2:03 PM

go loyola

Phil on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 2:54 PM

Turner Gill would be even dumber. I suck

Phil on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 3:10 PM

I've been playing the shit out of Skyrim on the XBOX since I got my wisdom teeth taken out. This made me LOL
http://i.imgur.com/U6kcZ.jpg

Phil on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 4:44 PM

'Twas the Night the Before Chris Smith
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drhf...player_embedded

Phil on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 5:05 PM

the most powerful power rankings in all of college basketball
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...-power-rankings

Worth reading just for the Dick Vitale part, but I literally LOL'd at this part on Xavier's loss: "N.W.A. imploding when Ice Cube and Dr. Dre left is proof that losing your two best gangsters is a recipe for disaster, so it would have been unrealistic to expect Xavier to cruise against Oral Roberts. But at the same time, it would have been fair to expect them to not get blown out at home by Oral f'ing Roberts, so I have no choice but to power rank them lower this week."

Phil on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 5:08 PM

fact: Justin fucking Bieber is better at hockey than me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQq9...e=youtube_gdata

Phil on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 6:00 PM

I might be able to take Michael Buble though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd1k...utu.be&hd=1

joe on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 6:11 PM

Arranged for my high school buddies Paul and Barry to meet me downtown at 4:45 to drink before we go to the ul game tomorrow night. This may get ugly.

joe on Friday, December 23, 2011 at 8:22 AM

very depressing bus ride in to workk today.

adrian on Friday, December 23, 2011 at 9:24 AM

Work is like a ghost town today.

joe on Friday, December 23, 2011 at 9:35 AM

I walked to a bus stop from my house and every house was pitch black. We have a few people around because they require so many people to be in the office at a time.

adrian on Friday, December 23, 2011 at 10:04 AM

This pos duke fan is sitting right next to me. FML. He is a 40 year old annoying duck face that keeps writing Duke # 1 on my board.

adrian on Friday, December 23, 2011 at 10:05 AM

Fuck face*

adrian on Friday, December 23, 2011 at 10:08 AM

Omg...he will not shut the fuck up.

joe on Friday, December 23, 2011 at 10:12 AM

I like duck face better.

Who did duke lose to this year?

joe on Friday, December 23, 2011 at 11:17 AM

thinking BBC on main by the arena at 4:30 with paul and barry before the UL game if anyone is interested.

adrian on Friday, December 23, 2011 at 12:21 PM

bbc fish tacos are delicious

Phil on Friday, December 23, 2011 at 12:22 PM

my plan is to not remove flannel pants all day so I am doubtful

joe on Friday, December 23, 2011 at 12:26 PM

Smart move phil.

girl in the cubicle next to me went at lunch and bought her 4 month old the new jordans. those shoes are ridiculous.

Phil on Friday, December 23, 2011 at 12:29 PM

what's the deal with them?

joe on Friday, December 23, 2011 at 12:39 PM

today was the first day of the new edition. WLKY news showed riots breaking out over them.

Brock on Friday, December 23, 2011 at 1:17 PM

Chip is trying to talk me in to the UofL game today, so we might meet up. Keep you posted.

joe on Friday, December 23, 2011 at 1:24 PM

cool. I am staying downtown after work. They are meeting me down here. Laura is going to troll under the bridge during the game and after the game we are joining her. You are free to join us for any of it.

Brent on Friday, December 23, 2011 at 9:13 PM

Anybody else think that was a BS intentional call?

Phil on Friday, December 23, 2011 at 9:14 PM

that's standard anymore. they changed up the rules a year or so back to make those calls more prevalent.

joe on Saturday, December 24, 2011 at 10:14 AM

Paul made things interesting at the bars post game. Breaking up fights, keeping dudes away from our dates, holding down tables, clearing paths from the table to the bar. Like I texted Douglas and phil last night, hustle stats like a mother fucker.

joe on Saturday, December 24, 2011 at 10:14 AM

And I am too ok'd for this shit

joe on Saturday, December 24, 2011 at 10:15 AM

Too old

joe on Saturday, December 24, 2011 at 10:18 AM

Paul just sent me a pic of him running around trinity's football field last night. Glad i left when I did.

Phil on Saturday, December 24, 2011 at 11:29 AM

strong work

Phil on Saturday, December 24, 2011 at 11:52 AM

I was following most of the texts until you said you had to get paul's back in a fight because someone had a bigger dick than him

joe on Saturday, December 24, 2011 at 12:07 PM

Paul just filled me on them getting kicked out after we left. Yes He yelled at the guy he was getting into it with that his dick is bigger than he is.

joe on Saturday, December 24, 2011 at 12:09 PM

Paul came and got his car. Already drinking again.

Phil on Saturday, December 24, 2011 at 12:19 PM

That kid ok?

adrian on Saturday, December 24, 2011 at 3:06 PM

So the front flip touchdown by the bengals was pretty bad ass!

Phil on Saturday, December 24, 2011 at 10:31 PM

deadspin has it:
http://deadspin.com/5871013/jerome-...t-of-the-season

joe on Sunday, December 25, 2011 at 8:54 AM

http://www.thedogoutdoors.com/walky...bike-leash.html

Curious if this works. We will find out. It was an interesting gift.

joe on Sunday, December 25, 2011 at 9:39 AM

Also got a spring loaded leash that attaches to a padded belt for me. After further research it is actually a tool used to train dogs to pull sleds. I'm on my way to the iditarod

Phil on Sunday, December 25, 2011 at 12:55 PM

this comic was in the new yorker this week and made me chuckle:
http://www.newyorker.com/images/201...a14630_p465.gif

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, December 25, 2011 at 8:22 PM

Baby's first bourbon and steak, and he couldn't get enough. A father couldn't be prouder.

joe on Monday, December 26, 2011 at 8:45 AM

http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/s...y-made-to-mass/

Pretty accurate, even caught my mom still saying the wrong stuff at church.

joe on Monday, December 26, 2011 at 9:02 PM

Things to do on my 30th b-day...

http://thesportshernia.com/hernia-e...re-you-die.html

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 6:31 AM

1 am and my house is beeping oddly. Turns out Chris sent a saints division championship hat picture and then people with fancy phones always reply all with pictures. I thought I was going to die from carbon monoxide poisoning or something was going to blow up.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 9:53 AM

hockey patrick on deener with epic name dropping.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:21 AM

any one work this week? Just me?

Brock on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:35 AM

I'm at home polishing all the Fantasy Football trophies.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 12:20 PM

well played

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 2:43 PM

I'm working hard!

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 3:59 PM

tomorrow's beer of the week at flanagans is Schlitz. If I didn't have hockey I'd be up there in a heart beat to get some of that glassware.

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 4:02 PM

I was looking for videos on baking your skates from home and I'm not going to lie, I was a bit taken back by the host of this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwPm20e5b9k

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 4:03 PM

i'm shopping for new skates, and the product descriptions of these things always reminds me of Calvin's Chewing Magazine:
http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/04/26

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 4:12 PM

Home all week

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 4:23 PM

the duck's rose bowl uniforms look pretty badass
http://www.thecampussocialite.com/o...ombat-uniforms/

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 4:52 PM

bad omen at a wedding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4wbSPWdg_c

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 5:29 PM

every pizza place ruins a salad (at the :30s mark)
http://www.noob.us/humor/family-guy...-ruins-a-salad/

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:07 PM

BALLS

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:07 PM

hopefully that fucking punter is hurt

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:14 PM

BULLSHIT

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:15 PM

BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:15 PM

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:18 PM

How about a few more penalties fuckers

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:21 PM

"last thing you want to see at this time of year is a sick child"

stay classy

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:24 PM

not good times

Brock on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:27 PM

This is downright ugly. Could be worse. Could be sitting at home with no bowl bid.

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:30 PM

PRESTON!

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:30 PM

Preston should be running the wildcard not dominic brown

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:33 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:33 PM

(he was out of bounds)

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:33 PM

OR NOT!

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:34 PM

TALKING TO MYSELF!

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:35 PM

it's indisputable

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:36 PM

OnSIDE

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:36 PM

holy shit, they did it. So far I've predicted an blocked kick, fake punt and an onside. I'm a fucking genius

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:37 PM

dude got fucked up on nc state too

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:37 PM

Fuck

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:37 PM

better overturn it

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:38 PM

Fuck? what's going on?

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:38 PM

am I behind?

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:38 PM

refs suck

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:39 PM

one pointed possession to state, guess someone overruled him

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:42 PM

didn't matter. we can't catch a pass, can't get a call

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:43 PM

based on these calls I'm never shopping at a belk store on my ipad

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:44 PM

I didn't even know what the fuck belk was

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:48 PM

apparently people in the south buy cowboy boots from them on their ipads

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:48 PM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:49 PM

Bushell is my ninja

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:49 PM

fuck yeah

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:50 PM

belk has 300 stores? no fucking way.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:50 PM

it's modern southern style

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:51 PM

side note - favorite nfl primetime moment. When showing highlights of the titans game someone said "if you need a christmas gift, what do you do?" and someone responding "GO TO JARROD!"

i chuckled

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:52 PM

Fucking NBA is going to make me liss the gtown game tomorrow

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:53 PM

that would have been AWESOME

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:54 PM

way to go to the playbook to figure out a play where we can lob up a pass into double coverage

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:54 PM

you working the celtics game?

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:54 PM

at least it wasnt the same wildcard play they always do

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:55 PM

yes, all the home games, unless i have a college game to cover

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:56 PM

stutter step brown run

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:56 PM

ugh

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:56 PM

those fuckers can stuff a run

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:56 PM

nobody saw that coming

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:58 PM

should have let preston brown run it instead

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:02 PM

Would it be poor form if I heckled Rondo from the Hornets bench?

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:04 PM

Wobbly spiral? Wouldnt that not be a spiral then?

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:04 PM

Only John Wall. You are legally required to yell "JOHN WALL!" whenever you think he might hear you.

JOHN WALL!

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:04 PM

whobbily spiral is like a limp boner

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:06 PM

and hurry up running game

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:06 PM

CHICHESTER!

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:08 PM

that's the Chichester we love

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:08 PM

I'd be willing to spend $10 on a league where we could draft a team just for this week and winner takes all for fantasy football

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:08 PM

that would have been a hell of a catch though

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:09 PM

that would be tough. picking only from teams still with a chance or something to prove

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:10 PM

exactly. Joe Webb and Matt Flynn are suddenly pretty valuable. Could be interesting

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:10 PM

strong work today stein

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:11 PM

we'd be awesome if the field was a foot wider

Jerome on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:14 PM

Radcliff gets the flag. Go Ascension!

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:16 PM

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Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:17 PM

so you're saying there's a chance

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:21 PM

interesting clock management

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:22 PM

worse play calling

Brock on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:22 PM

HA HA. Tom O'Brien out-does terrible coaching call.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:22 PM

FLAG?

Brock on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:23 PM

Card WRs are asking for penalty flags on every play.... including runs

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:23 PM

UL hasnt really stopped the run. Not a safe play but could be worse

Jerome on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:24 PM

Maybe they should look for the ball or the defense instead of flags.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:25 PM

I don't think they realize Chichester has stone hands

Brock on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:25 PM

Bridgewater has the worst pocket presence I've ever seen. A bus could be bearing down on him and he'd never notice.

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:26 PM

I wouldn't be shocked to see Chichester drafted based on his "intangibles"

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:26 PM

how do you get sacked there?

Brock on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:26 PM

He'll get drafted for the Gonzalez/Gates factor alone.

Brock on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:27 PM

The WRs didn't even try for that ball.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:27 PM

IT'S basketball season anyway

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:28 PM

Chichester pulled a chichester and fell on his face

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:28 PM

they werent even around the ball

Jerome on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:28 PM

They shoulda got the live chicken

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:28 PM

meh, nice comeback. not bad for a bunch of freshmen and fuck ups that kragthorpe recruited

Brock on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:29 PM

I'm going to keep a close eye on Facebook to see how the UofL fans in Charlotte react.

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:30 PM

WITH RAGE!

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:31 PM

disregard the salary cap thing I posted. It is fucking lame

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 8:08 AM

I quit at 31-10. that was the drive where all the yards were gained on penalties ranging from pass interference to roughing the passer and roughing the kicker.

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 10:07 AM

phil, the hamburger from last night made me feel like I ate a sack of 10 white castles stuffed into a single burger.

Phil on Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 12:06 PM

i slept in the u of l shirt I was wearing and was wondering why my condo smelled like white castles when I woke up. It was just me and my clothes

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 12:16 PM

What hamburger did you all eat?

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 12:33 PM

I cooked burgers for the game on the stove and sauteed up onions and cooked bacon in the same pan. They were delicious.

Phil on Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 12:42 PM

someone called out bilas for posting Jeezy lyrics on his twitter because he's white. This is what Bilas posted in response:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZQAvtFO_uA#t=0m26s

Phil on Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 12:46 PM

this burger recipe look tasty
http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/...man+Cooks%21%29

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 12:53 PM

So if the football team is at the basketball game do we cheer them?

Phil on Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 1:00 PM

I would. Noble effort.

Phil on Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 1:00 PM

Southern crispy chicken recipe
http://i.imgur.com/ucOfR.jpg

Phil on Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 2:29 PM

long story short, I was searching for a picture of brass knuckles on google and an ad for these bad boys came up:
http://compare.ebay.com/like/270635...es&var=sbar

Phil on Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 4:36 PM

another one that'll send you to hell for laugh, but "Ladies and genlemen...sonic the hedgehog"
http://i.imgur.com/fc7vG.gif

douglas on Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 5:47 PM

Nothing but class

Brock on Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 7:25 PM

Dude, Phil, you're old!

Happy Birthday.

Phil on Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 7:48 PM

still got 4 hours

Phil on Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 2:44 AM

and i'm old

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 7:04 AM

Chris, the hornets Chris kaman is awesome. Google Chris kaman fireworks.

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 8:30 AM

so is phil in his mid 30s now?

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 8:49 AM

so the poll of women between the ages of 27 and 40 at work says guys are not allowed to be offended at age jokes until the age of 40. however, the closer you get to 40, the closer the ratio of positive comments to jokes needs to get closer to even.

The environment I work in does not allow me to choose from many other demographics than women between that age range.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 10:09 AM

$10000 worth of fireworks...must be nice to play in the NBA. After meeting him last night, that doesn't surprise me at all. He was kind of a goofball.

And james carville is just as ugly in person as on TV

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 10:11 AM

30-33 early
34-36 mid
37-39 late

Brock on Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 10:15 AM

I think it should be proportional to joint injuries and hammy pulls.

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 10:19 AM

in that case I'm really old

Phil on Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 4:36 PM

i like this robbery story:
http://www.wyff4.com/r/30076862/detail.html

Brock on Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 8:50 PM

Tommy Rees is not a very good QB.

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 8:59 PM

was that rees at the end?

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 9:00 PM

hwndrix wASnt much better

Phil on Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 10:25 PM

did you have a stroke writing that?

Brock on Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 11:34 PM

Regardless of how stupid it is, I still enjoy Beavis and Butthead.

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 12:35 AM

alamo bowl is a bit ridiculous

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 12:42 AM

that kid should have just gone down instead of scoring. washington now has a chance, albeit slim, with an onside kick

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 12:44 AM

Some defensive tackle just went honey badger. WTF

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 12:51 AM

the official casual gamer reed UK v Louisville prediction
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IjbmuKkHSBU

Brock on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 12:54 AM

You know what this is?? IT'S WALTER!!

http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/...ml?id=136290433

No... its a cow.

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 12:56 AM

casual gamer reed covers how to pee like a man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PFs...OwExC8NjBDmTsp5

joe on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 9:47 AM

who is making it to ex burket manor, current scott manor tomorrow for 'GBITT redux: the scott edition'?

I'm sure a better name is out there.

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 11:39 AM

for the record, everyone is more than invited. The plan is a joint venture, the only difference is that there will be a heck of a lot more females than we are normally used to.

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 11:57 AM

at the concert last night Jim James at some point busted out a saxophone and tried to play it. It was one of the low points in the history of the music.

Brock on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 12:25 PM

I have landed a real job as a gainfully employed scientist. Suck that economy.

joe on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 12:31 PM

congrats, where?

Brock on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 12:38 PM

Insight Genetics in Nashville. I am now one step closer to Jurassic Park.

joe on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 12:42 PM

Cool, so still in nashville. That is nice. is it changing to time warner genetics?

adrian on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 12:57 PM

So Robert Griffin III said in his post game interview that the game last night was probably the most watched bowl game of all time. Are you fucking kidding me? Just because you win the Heisman and your team puts up 67 points against a bullshit PAC 12 (10) team and that bullshit pac 12 (10) team scores 56 points on your weak ass defense doesn't give you the right to say that bullshit.

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 12:59 PM

tell us how you really feel, adrian.

I never get it when an unexpectedly good game is happening and people think that more people watched because of it.

One line I did like was ESPN guy saying "those that tuned in tonight will likely never forget the Alamo...bowl"

adrian on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 1:03 PM

Sorry but RG3's comment was bothering the shit out of me since last night.

joe on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 1:06 PM

if anything, the first game of teh season against TCU was much better.

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 2:13 PM

there are rumors about jones having a drug problem floating around, but that's besides the point. The best follow up to the rumor I heard was "I heard Jones tried to snot a line off Anthony Davis' forehead"

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 3:33 PM

this scared me a bit when i saw it
http://i.imgur.com/R8EX1.jpg

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 4:25 PM

post on reddit titled "if you could change the slogan of popular brands to be more honest, what would they be."

my favorites:
pepsi - "is pepsi okay?"
Xbox Live: Have you been called a faggot today?
Pizza Bites: "Feels cool enough to eat? Hahaha"
Kohls: Come to our overstocked store and find okay things.

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 5:24 PM

plan for tomorrow:
http://i.imgur.com/M5bzJ.jpg

joe on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 5:28 PM

what time are you starting?

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 5:38 PM

not untli 8 or 9. Most people look to arrive 9ish I'm told

joe on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 5:40 PM

good, i was worried it would be like the past where people are blacked out before most people get there

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 5:41 PM

my sister's friends are apparently more responsible than us

joe on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 5:55 PM

do you have enough time for these responsible girls to make bad decisions?

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 6:39 PM

sadly no. they also have a high tolerance

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 8:27 PM

for those who didn't figure out the picture that freaked me out, here's a handy guide on how to handle those pictures
http://i.imgur.com/LQsZc.jpg

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 8:51 PM

saw this on twitter and lost my shit
JayBilas: Watching Missouri at ODU, but checked in on Western Michigan at Duke. Turns out Mrs. Doubtfire is playing center for WMU. She's pretty good.

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2011 at 8:51 PM

picture:
http://twitter.com/#!/SpugEddy1/sta...2/photo/1/large

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:04 AM

video of the skycam failure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4W4kaNe7Do

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 9:06 AM

New years eve and I have nothing to do. This feeling is amazing.

adrian on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 12:33 PM

Good God...Let both teams freaking play ball...

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 12:42 PM

the free throw line is the difference in the game. 2-5 vs 15-18

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 12:44 PM

MKG is the difference

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 12:45 PM

he does help

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 12:48 PM

at this rate Nunez is going to play.

adrian on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 12:48 PM

So MKG one more year?

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 12:49 PM

unless he fucks up like terrence jones I think it is safe to say he's gone

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 12:50 PM

these whistles are just horrendous

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 12:51 PM

siva just faked a nice foul

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 12:57 PM

Russome!

adrian on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 12:58 PM

This is why i love reddit

http://imgur.com/iK5dj

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 12:58 PM

ref was going to give UL teh layup. whistle blew when UK got it back.

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 12:58 PM

lamb reminds me of Chris Partlow
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Partlow

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:00 PM

should be interesting in the second half where practically the entire line up for each team will switch

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:00 PM

my mom just said lamb doesnt look like a guy that she would want to run into on the street

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:02 PM

i like the story of only 8 players from UK showing up early. I wonder who the ones not showing up are.

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:02 PM

Bullet!

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:02 PM

the breakfast club happens when they should be in class

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:02 PM

Scrappy and agressive. so racist

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:03 PM

justice almost became a legend

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:04 PM

damn, i get the feeling if you want a half court heave justice is out best bet. You know he spent a solid half hour a day practicing those in grade school

adrian on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:05 PM

Even if he made it he would have been forgotten tomorrow. Only game winners are remembered. Example stupid ass Sosa and I love dudes Laetner.

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:07 PM

well of course, I was just making a comment more of the white, scrappy and aggressiveness of justice.

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:15 PM

this second half is going to be ugly

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:23 PM

now that davis is back in the game louisville will struggle again

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:24 PM

how was that on kuric?

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:25 PM

dieng got punched in the face on that no call

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:25 PM

and then siva gets a hand check

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:26 PM

how long until chane gets #4? I say three minutes

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:26 PM

And UK fans boo that foul when russ gets hacked. nice.

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:26 PM

he may make it to under 16

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:27 PM

huh

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:27 PM

really, a foul on dieng on that?

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:28 PM

what the fuck did Cal do? this is horrible

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:28 PM

Why is he bitching about fouls

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:29 PM

he had been getting them all day is my guess

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:29 PM

and then UL gets another foul

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:30 PM

dieng have 4?

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:32 PM

yep

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:33 PM

that is unfortunate

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:33 PM

what came forst the time out or the travel?

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:33 PM

can yiu really call a time out after you fall and walk

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:36 PM

dumb foul

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:36 PM

behanen barely touched him

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:37 PM

foul on lamb, but buckles laid a nice block

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:37 PM

MR RUSTY!

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:37 PM

suspect call

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:38 PM

my dad is a broken record stuck on makeup call

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:38 PM

siva sucks

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:39 PM

Shit. at this rate we might have to get Mark Jackson jr off whatever plane he is on to come back to lexington

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:41 PM

all that that just happened and that is the whistle you call?

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:42 PM

angel nunez better be getting warmed up

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:43 PM

hendo time yet?

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:43 PM

I say put blackshear in

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:43 PM

i think louisville is running out of options

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:43 PM

russ got mauled

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:50 PM

i blame the craooy camera angle for that play

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:51 PM

nice play by davis on that steal

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:52 PM

huh

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:52 PM

I agree with Rick

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:54 PM

davis is in their head

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:56 PM

mom, "davis is on their backs"

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:00 PM

can't hit shit

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:01 PM

kuric is having a nightmare game

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:01 PM

and siva, and behanen and dieng

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:04 PM

davis figured out how to score. just dunk on short people

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:07 PM

what the fuck was the foul there? maybe the first 4 fouls, but not the actual call.

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:08 PM

talking animal character!

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:09 PM

I'm turning in my umpire gear to take up reffing basketball

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:13 PM

I'm going to have a stroke before this season is over

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:19 PM

little ridiculous to foul at this point i think

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:19 PM

fuck up the spread

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:19 PM

ha, cost some uk fans some money right there

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:21 PM

basketball is embarrassing anymore.

adrian on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:22 PM

Kuric or Jones....who played more shitty?

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:27 PM

kuric isn't going through withdrawls. i vote kuric

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:29 PM

but really MKG just took kuric out of the game. Jones takes himself out of the game. Louisville obviously has no one that could stop Jones if he wasn't such a shithead

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:36 PM

naismith hates what his cration has become

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 2:56 PM

Jay Bilas:


“Referee, standing in the coaching box, gives Calipari a T. Then, Gilchrist runs right into Lamb and trips, foul on Louisville. Nice work.”

adrian on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 3:03 PM

Sport catching a frisbee...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhhcMw7S24A

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 3:06 PM

awesome dog

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 4:57 PM

I want to get a lot of video of him and edit it with music

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 6:14 PM

one new years eve tradition doesnt have to end...I just peed on teh back of teh garage. Its tradition!

Phil on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 6:33 PM

nice. we are getting together a nice group of randoms for the party. looking like a good time.

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 6:52 PM

I hope to getting Tuscan muled by 10:00

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 6:54 PM

I am calling douglas when i head over. Shot glass checkers is already at the scottnhouse. Should be like old times

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 7:13 PM

out throwing frisbee with my dogs

neighbor: never thought i'd see teh most excitement from your house on new years would be frisbee with your dogs.

i died a little on the inside

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 7:18 PM

It's almost 7:30 I am sober wearing collar and dress shoes. What the fuck happened?

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 7:19 PM

I need jager, the man the legend shirt and fireworks

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 7:21 PM

I blame babies

Bigworm on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 8:55 PM

Have fun tonight fellas, and stay safe.

Brock on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 9:05 PM

Drunk Michelle making an appearance for the first time in nearly a year. I took her to yell at goats before the game on Beale and ducks at the Peabody. Heading back shortly to see if Walter is there. Bearcats fans galore... this might be heaven.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 10:22 PM

Enjoy the evening Schweitzer.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 11:36 PM

I think we all died a little bit tonight. God I miss new year's. Of course it does smell like 4th of July here since fireworks have been going off all over the place for a while and I guess they wont stop for a couple hours.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 11:37 PM

Brock, are you trying to relive your bachelor party with your wife? You should only do that with your sister in law and her husband.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, January 01, 2012 at 1:08 AM

Have I ever said how much I love NOLA? More fireworks going off here tonight than in the ville for the 4th. Can't wait for Mardi Gras,

joe on Sunday, January 01, 2012 at 1:48 AM

Next year is back on. Suck it!

joe on Sunday, January 01, 2012 at 1:55 AM

No offense Phil, but your sister already swore nit off.

joe on Sunday, January 01, 2012 at 1:56 AM

I am reclaiming the glory, and we are getting a babysitter cfor everyone upstairs.

adrian on Sunday, January 01, 2012 at 6:06 AM

Chris more fireworks then the Ville on fourth huh? I feel a little offended. Joe challenge accepted to seriously blow up saint mathews.

douglas on Sunday, January 01, 2012 at 9:03 AM

Traditions continued...
Crying girls, cops, broken shit...

Brock on Sunday, January 01, 2012 at 11:18 AM

We ate like kings and drank like Burkets last night. Did you know Memphis has a trolley? If you get more than 3 Bearcat fans together at any one place, the Down the Drive chant will immediately emerge. All in all, I'd say it was a successful NYE. As for bringing the old NYE festivities back, it may be worth coming up with a new tradition. A cabin party, renting out a hall, etc. so no one's home has to be put on the line.

Phil on Sunday, January 01, 2012 at 11:51 AM

didn't expect someone going through a door would be a tradition continued.

Phil on Sunday, January 01, 2012 at 11:58 AM

my new favorite song. i got a horse outside
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPF...be_gdata_player

joe on Sunday, January 01, 2012 at 2:30 PM

Let's Get the band back together, have some fun. Scale back the number of people. Could be a good time. Not opposed to brocks idea either.

Brock on Sunday, January 01, 2012 at 6:10 PM

So who went through door? Who made it out for NYE?

joe on Sunday, January 01, 2012 at 6:27 PM

we are unsure of the details of the door. It was Phil, me, laura and douglas.

douglas on Sunday, January 01, 2012 at 10:06 PM

I do think a marriage is officially on the rocks now though

douglas on Sunday, January 01, 2012 at 10:08 PM

Talked to a Girl I work with and mentioned the broken door, apparently her friend was right next door and brought it up to her, thought it was hysterical that's the party I was at

joe on Sunday, January 01, 2012 at 10:10 PM

we only go to the classiest parties

Phil on Sunday, January 01, 2012 at 10:21 PM

they brought over a $500 this morning

Brock on Sunday, January 01, 2012 at 10:57 PM

Do they circulate 500 dollar bills?

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 2:17 AM

forgot the word check. but mckinley is on the $500

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 11:09 AM

Snoop dogg is awkward on the price is right

Brent on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 11:56 AM

Looks like I took home the pick'em prize and 3 individual weeks...what's the total payout? I'll be in town this weekend to collect. Brock, I'll have your check ready next week when I get the Internet at home.

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 12:12 PM

We will figure out the pickem at work this week. A lot of people never paid up.

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 12:58 PM

david akers has thrown for more NFL touchdown passes than stefan lefors, hunter cantwell, brian brohm and dave ragone combined

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 1:02 PM

how many TDs is that?

Brock on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 1:12 PM

Brent, your ESPN league has been a nice yearly bonus. Thanks for setting it up. I would have given you a better run for your money if I didn't fail to pick twice. One I blame on work and the other I blame on CBS.

Brock on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 1:15 PM

Joe, if you just want to give Brent what I am due for the pick'em, he could possibly just tack it on the the check he sends me.

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 2:01 PM

one

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 2:18 PM

I would have guessed Ragone had 1. I had to look that up. Apparently in his starts he sucked as bad as brohm did.

Brent on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 2:20 PM

You killed it this week but of course you didn't have anything to lose. I played a little conservatively to take home the victory. Am I the only one working today? Whose marriage is on the rocks?

Brent on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 2:20 PM

You killed it this week but of course you didn't have anything to lose. I played a little conservatively to take home the victory. Am I the only one working today? Whose marriage is on the rocks?

Bigworm on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 2:33 PM

Joe - I have a feeling most NYE parties are pretty lame in comparison to what the Burket house use to host. I order some Spinelli's and stayed home.

Brent on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 2:44 PM

Wes , you cant compare yourself. Youre like Brooks, youre an institutional man now.

Brent on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 2:44 PM

Wes , you cant compare yourself. Youre like Brooks, youre an institutional man now.

Brent on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 2:44 PM

Wes , you cant compare yourself. Youre like Brooks, youre an institutional man now.

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 3:16 PM

philly fans jeering oh canada. stay classy, douchebags

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 3:18 PM

got in a good "rangers suck" in there too

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 3:18 PM

The video of Roy halladay still working out throwing with the ice on the field was pretty cool.

Nice and loud "rangers suck" there.

Patti labelle is still alive?

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 3:20 PM

Vitally important wikipedia article
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_shaped_hills

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 3:21 PM

i always like fly overs. People bitch about them being a waste of money, but someone in the air force was talking about them and said they were highly important training events. They need to coordinate to the second on the fly over at generally a highly important event. Thought that was interesting.

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 3:39 PM

When Jagr is out there its like they are playing a totally different game. He's pretty gppd

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 3:41 PM

And t he dude is like 90

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 3:47 PM

i like him rocking the old school grafs too

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 3:53 PM

that xfinity couch looks awkward

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 4:16 PM

‎"What's Russ gonna do? Take more shots? How can he?" - Pitino

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 4:18 PM

which is why i love this image
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_a...lbot_medium.jpg

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 4:50 PM

Go kart racing or hs football all American practice. Tough tv viewing choice.

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 5:15 PM

They probably do not have any responsible "parents" to serve time with them. Bet they are black thugs."

Best part of the new facebook courier journal comments section is now you aren't anonymous. Some guy named Jerry Shepard who graduated from fair dale in 1965 posted this.

This was a good comment back:

Jerry Shepard I hope you are not car jacked by white thugs. Have you been racist all of your life? social thuggery

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 5:53 PM

No just since I moved back to Louisville and have seen all the black racism against whites!

And Jerry strikes again.

This courier journal comments section is a train wreck.

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 6:01 PM

Penalty shot!

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 6:01 PM

penalty shot!

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 6:01 PM

triple deke time!

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 6:01 PM

Denied

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 6:02 PM

nice little minute of hockey there

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 6:03 PM

Post game fights are nice too

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 6:03 PM

Home team loses and they still do fireworks?

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 6:07 PM

Rose bowl is boring

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 6:09 PM

anything with big ten football is boring

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 6:54 PM

arby's french dips are legit. As are the reubens. Their commercials are not

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 7:09 PM

oregon has a bit of speed

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 7:10 PM

I want both teams to lose

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 7:23 PM

Something about the Dr Pepper 10 ad gives me a serious case of the creeps.

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 8:05 PM

the i-75 wreck was pretty impressive
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/...ssey=nav%7Chead

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 8:07 PM

while I was on the cinci site this article's headline made me chuckle
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/...|text|FRONTPAGE

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 8:38 PM

You got to give Wisconsin 1 more play

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 8:39 PM

pretty lame ending right there

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 8:39 PM

Worst ending to. A football game ever

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 8:53 PM

i like them talking about andrew luck's 2.5 GPA like he's some sort of savant

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 9:25 PM

i'm not sure if these teams are playing good defense or if they are playing shitty offense

joe on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 9:29 PM

So the exact opposite of the last game

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 9:32 PM

HULK SMASH

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 9:48 PM

nice hit

Brent on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 9:50 PM

Philco, what is the insurance that amex gives you on your purchases?

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 9:59 PM

from the amex site:

Shop from the comfort of your own home or at the local shopping center, and rest assured that your eligible purchases are automatically protected when you use your Card.

Notice a strange charge on your statement? We'll investigate and, in the meantime, you won't be responsible for paying the charge.

So how long does your warranty actually last? We can extend the length of the original manufacturer's warranty, up to one year on your purchases that have U.S. warranties of 5 years or less.

Change your mind and the store won't take it back? It's okay, we'll refund the purchase price.

Did the kids break something? No worries, accidents happen. We can help you repair it, replace it — or we can reimburse you.
http://www304.americanexpress.com/g...about/Gold-Card

Obviously they have limitations. Like you can only return $300 worth of something at a point and only $1000 a year. Really just "don't fucking abuse this shit" and you should be good to go.

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 10:18 PM

if you do decide to get one, I sent you an email to use that gets me some rewards points. And if you spend $1000 in the first three months I'll give you a $50 gift card!

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 10:32 PM

The Big XII commercial should have just gone the full nine and used the real song and not some bastardized version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1sy...eature=youtu.be

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 10:33 PM

commercial in question
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nXL...layer_embedded#!

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 11:00 PM

i like the herbstreet / peggy commercial

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2012 at 11:36 PM

i've had some shitty ideas in my past, but this has to be one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th5NZxla4qU

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 12:05 AM

i'm going to politely request some OVERTIME!

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 12:07 AM

this shit better not end on a fucking field goal. LAME

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 12:13 AM

come on BW3s!

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 12:14 AM

YES!

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 12:22 AM

LACES OUT!

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 12:30 AM

Wow, stanford kicker 1/4 today. Sucks to be him.

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 12:33 AM

it kind of seems unfair that OK State has a 28 year old playing QB for them

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 12:36 AM

didn't he throw out his arm playing baseball though? Is it some sort of Rookie of the Year story?

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 12:43 AM

he feel fine throwing a football, but still can't throw a baseball. I say seventh round draft pick by the bills

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 8:39 AM

someone posted this on reddit: "Defense can't stop the other team and field goal kicker can't seal a big post-season win? Andrew Luck truly is the next Peyton Manning!"

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 1:34 PM

Surgeon General: Smoking Fine As Long As You Only Do It When You Drink
http://www.theonion.com/video/surge...u-only-d,26936/

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 1:50 PM

apparently rory WAS the catalyst for the door smash

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 2:04 PM

Laura thought so.

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 2:19 PM

All he did was work with a girl at GE and she recognized him. Guy flipped out about it.

Apparently he stormed off and walked face first into the door - no punching or chair throwing. This was according to the witnesses who were also the ones who called the cops on him so my sister tends to agree that was the true story.

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 2:19 PM

i need to renew my tags. I keep refreshing this page but I swear the images NEVER CHANGE
http://www.jeffersoncountyclerk.org/webcams.asp

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 2:32 PM

at the juneau branch, the woman in the light blue jacket I think has been there for two hours.

Brent on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 2:36 PM

The best place to go is downtown

Brent on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 2:36 PM

The best place to go is downtown

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 2:43 PM

apparently. the chick in the blue jacket still hasn't moved

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 2:46 PM

blue jacket is up! She made it!

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 2:58 PM

downtown branch does look like the best one

adrian on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 3:39 PM

10% off at pyrodirect. That is all.

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 3:39 PM

all-white vs all-black NFL team. Who ya got?
http://deadspin.com/5872698/all+whi...team-who-ya-got

Brock on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 3:44 PM

Does anyone watch The League? I watched the first two seasons while being stuck up at 3AM sleep training the baby and I have to say the show grows on you a little bit.

adrian on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 3:46 PM

Hell of a question. Who is the best linebacker? Clay mathews? I think the white squad would have a better quarterback and maybe rush protection. I can't think of any white corners or safeties.

adrian on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 3:47 PM

Suppose to read the best white linebacker. Mathews?

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 3:59 PM

when shopping for fireworks I never know if they didn't just raise the prices 10% and then said they were 10% off. Joe should create a spreadsheet.

Brock on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 4:09 PM

What kind of budget do you guys work with? I'm sure they are cheaper in bulk... or homemade.

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 4:20 PM

The league is a good show. Our budget all revolves around how many people want to pitch in.

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 4:28 PM

We need to come up with a game plan for what we are launching. I'd think fireworks would be infinitely cheaper at this time of year than at the 4th but what do I know

Brock on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 4:29 PM

Would it be a good idea to create a 4th/NYE fund? Open an account and everyone chuck in a few dollars, let it build some interest, and have something to go with for planning purposes?

I'd certainly buy shares in that investment.

adrian on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 4:30 PM

Brock you just need to make sure you are here on the 4 th

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 4:31 PM

could we start a non-profit?

Brock on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 4:32 PM

Since I no longer have shackles on my ankles as a postdoc, my schedule is much better.

We could name it the Booze/Fireworks/Babysitters Fund.

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 4:35 PM

i always like babysitters

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 4:35 PM

and booze

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 4:35 PM

and fireworks

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 4:37 PM

from reddit:

Gave my pirate-loving landlord his Christmas gift last night: January's rent. In coins. His response: "You're both awesome and a huge asshole."
http://i.imgur.com/q10qS.jpg

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 5:04 PM

Can't store fireworks here, they wouldn't last.

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 5:04 PM

Sadly , I think the purchasing trip is a lot of the fun.

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 5:33 PM

http://m.firecold.com/videos/kelly-...ur-hexafluoride

Worth watching for nph's last comment

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 5:46 PM

purchasing trip probably was the hardest I've laughed in the past 5 years

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 5:47 PM

i'm a little bummed out about this guy being white because I had a really nice brother mouzone quote to use about why this guy needed to be held with a $30,000 bond.
http://www.fox59.com/news/wxin-munc...,2441996.column

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 5:48 PM

from this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGGrvn44LNA

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 5:59 PM

comment on reddit for this gif: http://i.imgur.com/QY05d.gif

"that's a good way to break two washing machines"

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 6:05 PM

PIE IN THE HOLE!
http://i.imgur.com/t59oP.gif

adrian on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 6:07 PM

News Conference Live From New Orleans Drew Brees

News story coming up on ESPN. What could it be?

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 7:30 PM

He has hired Chris as his personal doctor

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 7:34 PM

Speaking of disasters for QBs, I'm hoping to see me some Jeff Garcia!
http://deadspin.com/5872817/holy-sh...third+string-qb

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 7:53 PM

for those that don't think hockey is a tough sport, check out what happens to the play of the game in the world juniors
https://twitter.com/#!/USAHockeySco...022225828257794

adrian on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 9:55 PM

What will be more lame... Sugar bowl or Orange bowl

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 10:07 PM

the "adrian can't go to NYE bowl" was about as lame as it gets

adrian on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 10:08 PM

Well played philco

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 10:16 PM

i do what I can.

I'm watching How I Met Your Mother during halftime and Marshal's "Fran Tarkenton for President" apron is pretty awesome

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 10:43 PM

the talk about david wilson's car is pretty awesome

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 11:26 PM

i usually like VT for their special team plays. But WTF are they thinking tonight?

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 11:44 PM

the rate beamer has been fucking up the play calling I wouldnt be shocked if they run a fake punt

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 11:44 PM

er, field goal

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 11:46 PM

i do love my some college football overtime

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 11:56 PM

moral of the story: kickers suck

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 11:57 PM

to be fair, i believe Henry might have been that kickers backup he was so far down the depth chart.

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 11:58 PM

maybe I will see a OT that doesnt end one a lame field goal. Please BW3s dont fail me now!

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 11:58 PM

YOU FAILED ME!

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 12:02 PM

my sister's friend made this comic about the door incident:
http://i.imgur.com/bdCEV.png

joe on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 12:08 PM

Did we really miss waffles?

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 12:20 PM

i have no idea what the waffles was about

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 12:25 PM

apparently one of my sister's friends was offering to take my sister to wafflehouse to make her feel better

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 12:28 PM

nice article on kwame brown
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...210/kwame-brown

joe on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 12:33 PM

I liked advice from me Laura and Douglas: the cops come every year, no big deal. Just don't let them come twice, they always leave with someone the second time.

joe on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 12:34 PM

This was followed by "why the hell did you call the cops on your own party?"

joe on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 12:36 PM

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

Hardcore wheelchIair riding

joe on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 12:41 PM

Back to fireworks, I keep getting emails for firework coupons, but I delete them because I can't keep fireworks around the house, they won't last.

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 12:42 PM

what's the proper means of keeping fireworks?

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 12:46 PM

someone at work just said "steve you'd be a horrible murderer. you're not like phil."

joe on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 12:47 PM

Not let them near people that like to blow them up randomly.

I think the murderer comment is a felony n my office.

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 12:49 PM

ah, i thought there was a moisture related reason.

adrian on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 1:05 PM

Maybe Chris can ask drew breed to help fund our 4th show.

adrian on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 1:09 PM

Brees

joe on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 1:11 PM

Chris kaman would be more of a likely donor

adrian on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 1:12 PM

Wait is he with the hornets?

joe on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 1:17 PM

Tadaaaa!

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 3:52 PM

fark headlines of the year:
Baby Jesus stolen from church nativity. Maybe they should try nailing him down
Teen tries to feed shark, succeeds
Browns sign Usama, expected to help them bring down Jets in New York
In the end, Penn State comes up a little behind
How to Become a Beekeeper. Well, 1. Get some bees, and 2. Keep them
Full set of teeth successfully grown in lab, scientists awarded with plaque
Bruce Willis to sell New York apartment at a loss. Yippie-ki-yay, market failure
Leslie Nielsen had an entirely different kind of funeral. Altogether
Palin to embark on short bus tour this weekend
AT&T is getting married to T-Mobile. There will be no reception afterwards

joe on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 4:21 PM

I hate being sick. I am bored and my sleep is all out of whack. I think I have lost about 10 lbs alone in shitting. I want to eat something other than ritz crackers but i don't want to face the consequences.

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 5:03 PM

some nice weight loss right there

joe on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 5:11 PM

The late night run to Walgreens for pepto and tp was classy.

joe on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 5:34 PM

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/20...04/2898249.html

so you medical people on here, explaing baron davis' injury to me.

joe on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 5:46 PM

http://onirishroad.blogspot.com/200...nking-game.html

i want to play a game like this over teh weekend.

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 6:11 PM

that game looks like it could be the death of me over a weekend

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 6:12 PM

holy shit, some fucker stole my idea. simulate the white vs black game on madden and did it
http://deadspin.com/5873045/we-simu...ou-dont-have-to

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 6:14 PM

the fact that it is the cowboys vs the raiders just cracks me up

adrian on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 6:44 PM

is this tweet from kobe bryant true...

http://i.imgur.com/4QjPj.png

douglas on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 6:55 PM

It was on Conan last night, it's true I'm sure, but he didn't tweet it

joe on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 7:29 PM

http://deadspin.com/5873123/tim-how...t-scored-a-goal

not a soccer fan, but this is pretty cool.

joe on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 8:08 PM

http://www.stormthecastle.com/catap...-catapult-1.htm

any one interested in helping me build something like this for water balloons?

joe on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 10:28 PM

Greg platt is all in on the catapult. This is going to be awesome.

adrian on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 2:13 AM

Catapult looks bad ass

Bigworm on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 9:57 AM

A trebuchet would be badass. Probably not the best option though to have a big ass counter weight with small kids around.

joe on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 10:15 AM

I'm liking the torsion rope one. Personally, with mr. platt on it we will have a small arsenal of catapult like devices that will launch water balloons to teh scholl and will be entering the pumpkin chuckin' world championships next year.

joe on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 10:28 AM

what kind of distance do we want? What type of launcher would anybody like to see? Do we have build teams and have a series of launchers competing?

adrian on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 10:41 AM

250' range?

joe on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 10:45 AM

I was telling a guy at work and I estimated 300 ft. 250-300 sounds reasonable.

joe on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 11:00 AM

if we can hit the cross street (sherrin) we are nearing the 500 foot mark.

douglas on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 11:34 AM

yes, i am interested, yes i will help, yes i will launch the fuck out of some water balloons

joe on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 12:41 PM

I kind of just want to build one this month just for the fun of it.

Brock on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 12:47 PM

Joe, did you get a tape measure out and figure the distance to Sherrin?

joe on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 12:56 PM

some running website listed end of gloucester to sherrin as .11 miles when I mapped it

Phil on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 3:24 PM

This is just fantastic

According to a citation, Courtney R. King, 30, allegedly fought with security guards and police at Phoenix Hill Tavern on Dec. 29 and told them: “You are going to --- die. I am a lawyer. You can Google me.”
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

joe on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 3:24 PM

sounds familiar

adrian on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 3:24 PM

I wonder if we could get Sport to chase a tennis ball from the catapult.

Phil on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 3:36 PM

i wonder if we can get sport to do this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PcL6-mjRNk

joe on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 3:36 PM

holy crap adrian

joe on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 3:37 PM

phil, i willl wach the video when I get home

Phil on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 3:56 PM

some dude made a machine that automatically launches a tennis ball when his dog "loads" it. I'm sure I've posted it before

adrian on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 8:00 PM

this made me chuckle

http://imgur.com/MYePw

Phil on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 10:09 PM

dynamite chuckle

Phil on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 10:54 PM

picture of ruslan salei's kid during the tribute to him and the rest of the dudes who died in the plane crash during last nights game:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.ne...612267227_n.jpg

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 10:52 AM

dan patrick show discussing a member of ABBA who died walking through a glass door. Sounds like new years.

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 12:49 PM

Did The Media Treat Bachmann Unfairly Because She's An Insane Woman?
http://www.theonion.com/video/did-t...use-shes,26961/

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 1:00 PM

i wish I could find a larger version of this:
http://i.imgur.com/35ciJ.gif

adrian on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 1:02 PM

Phil what is the last pic you posted

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 1:10 PM

it was just posted under "evening traffic" on reddit:
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/commen...vening_traffic/

these things are called cinemagraphs

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 2:03 PM

Phil, my new supervisor just dropped a "shanks shoo" or howver you spell it.

douglas on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 2:05 PM

ahh, my old alma mater, making me proud once again:
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 2:30 PM

thank shanks shu is infectious

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 2:50 PM

headline on fark:
West Virginia defeats Clemson 70-33 in the Orange Bowl. To put that into perspective, the last time a group of South Carolinians were beaten this badly, it ended slavery

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 3:07 PM

st. matthews has too much crime

douglas on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 3:19 PM

anybody with plans this weekend?

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 3:25 PM

i'm going to wander the streets of st. matthews looking for free guns because apparently people just leave them laying around

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 3:31 PM

team couldn't find replacement glass for the boards in a hockey game, so they came up with a creative solution:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...p;v=Je2DCYndfk0

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 3:50 PM

anyone that wants van halen tickets give me a yell. Amex is doing a presale. It'll probably only be the best seats though

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 4:05 PM

I have no plans for the evening, probably be lame.

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 4:06 PM

UL screwed up Laura's status as a student so I may or may not have 2nd half of the season season tickets. damn that school.

douglas on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 4:12 PM

UK would never do that to you

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 4:18 PM

Laura said she does have the tickets. so tomorrow I am going to a UL game.

Anyone want to drink beer and build a catapult?

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 4:56 PM

my analogy didn't go over great on reddit in regards to why dudes using a fleshlight is creepy:

To me guys that use the fleshlight are turning masturbation into an event. What the hell is wrong with your hand? I feel like it is the difference between watching the movie Major League because it is on TBS and going to the store and renting Major League to watch it.

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 5:49 PM

i was pleased to see that texts from bennett is still being updated
http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 5:52 PM

My dentist told me not to chew my tongue anymore. Now all I can think about it what to do with my tongue and how it doesn't fit in my mouth properly. Driving me insane

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 6:27 PM

Is this a bad pick up line you are working on?

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 7:20 PM

WBBM Newsradio in Chicago reports that the unidentified woman, who is in her 20s, was at a River North nightclub Sept. 29 when she met Castro. After 3 a.m. CT, she went with a friend to his apartment, where she alleges that the assault took place.

The woman went to a hospital the next evening and police became involved, while Castro left for his offseason in the Dominican Republic, according to the report.

Cubs shortstop accused of sexual assault. Those 2 paragraphs sound a little sketchy.

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 7:29 PM

http://deadspin.com/5873705/andy-da...stopped-pooping

This was me Monday night through wednesday.

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 7:56 PM

http://www.baseball-reference.com/a.../hof_2012.shtml

Tim salmon is a lock

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 8:20 PM

Watch your Saints at Saints! $2 Beers for all Saints Fans wearing their best!

Thanks for the sweatshirt Chris.

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 9:44 PM

February 10th or 11th keep free. We have my neighbors 21st birthday. I told him I would rally the troops.

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 10:01 PM

I might have a valentines day thing to do.

HA HA JUST KIDDING I'M FREE

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 10:03 PM

i feel gus johnson is forcing excitement

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 10:08 PM

http://deadspin.com/5873900/an-inte...rture-from-espn

I'm jealous jim Everett got to do this and I didnt


Gus Johnson "AND THEiR BACK IN IT!". Now a 10 point game.

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 10:09 PM

I want Gus Johnson to yel. Get him a body bag

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 10:17 PM

i like petrino going deep after a team's guy got carted off. NO MERCY

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 10:29 PM

http://www.ridetarc.org/tripplan/

Worst come to worst tomorrow Phil

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 10:29 PM

worst comes to worst is JUDGEMENT NIGHT

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 10:30 PM

Damn website didn't save the trip planner. 2:48 on payne street across the street from spring street.

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 10:32 PM

you can use google maps
http://g.co/maps/v3m93

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 10:39 PM

I am thinking judgment night

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 10:44 PM

That was the most excited anyone has ever said "SQUARES HIS SHOULDERS!"

joe on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 10:53 PM

This commercial for the epic dinne box made me chuckle

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2012 at 11:19 PM

i got a check from my student loan place because they owed me money on the loan I paid off. I want to frame this shit.

joe on Saturday, January 07, 2012 at 12:35 PM

http://thebiglead.com/index.php/201...in-new-orleans/

Chris, where were you and henry last night?

Bigworm on Saturday, January 07, 2012 at 2:21 PM

Taking AJ to his first Knights basketball game today. Go Knights!!

Phil on Sunday, January 08, 2012 at 8:10 AM

why does my phone have a text to joe that says "met jimmy buffet"

adrian on Sunday, January 08, 2012 at 12:31 PM

Because you touch yourself at night.

Phil on Sunday, January 08, 2012 at 2:38 PM

Wait. Joe sent the text to me.

Doesn't change the fact that I touch myself at night though

Phil on Sunday, January 08, 2012 at 3:59 PM

the pizza principle of NYC
http://www.observer.com/2010/real-e...ces-follow-suit

douglas on Sunday, January 08, 2012 at 6:27 PM

I believe Chris sent that to Joe and he forwarded it. In other news, Kevin harmed has a creepy new stalker...KEVIN HARNED!!!!!!!

Phil on Sunday, January 08, 2012 at 6:54 PM

that rings familiar

Phil on Sunday, January 08, 2012 at 7:10 PM

this cracks me up for some reason:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WFFYBLuaz8

Phil on Sunday, January 08, 2012 at 8:13 PM

Tebow!

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 10:03 AM

I'm still not 100% how Datsyuk was able to get the puck in from this angle.
http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/co...5&id=148273

joe on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 10:15 AM

harned appreciated it. I enjoy going out but i have more shame the next day than I used to.

joe on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 10:25 AM

nurse coworker just used me to test a battery operated blood pressure machine, and apparently I am dying.

joe on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 10:44 AM

got an email that another guy i graduated hs with commited suicide. There have been like 4 in the past couple years.

douglas on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 11:42 AM

so my son is not going to trinity apparently

Wrecking Crew on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 12:00 PM

The one's of us who weren't molested by a teacher didn't turn out that bad.

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 12:05 PM

Revelations 6:2 "And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer."

Had a bow, or a Tebow? Either way I think the Broncos are bringing upon the apocalypse.

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 12:22 PM

If I know anything about the internet, to make this a thing you have to put your jokes with text on a picture.
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35oas8/

joe on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 12:26 PM

I like the tebow 316 passing yards. So much John 3:16 talk.

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 12:27 PM

i've decided to go the other route

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 1:02 PM

my picture got one upvote on reddit.

SOMEBODY LIKES ME

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 2:50 PM

would it be harassment to send this to jerome?
http://imgur.com/ArSiR

douglas on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 2:56 PM

brilliant

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 3:25 PM

someone just sent me a screenshot of a screenshot that I sent her

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 6:07 PM

because I have a fucked up head, every time I read Barry Larkin I always think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We8MeWpyBgA

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 6:09 PM

It is terrifying how much of my vocabulary is directly stolen from that CD.

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 7:10 PM

evolution of the giant heads
http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-t...balls-big-heads

adrian on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 7:47 PM

almost game time!

Brock on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 9:59 PM

Wow... a game of field goals that will likely lead to a controversial champ.

adrian on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 10:17 PM

Who else deserved to be in the final game?

Brock on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 11:12 PM

Another SEC team probably... they seem to be the only ones who can afford it.

adrian on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 11:17 PM

I don't think any team could score against this Bama defense tonight. Holy shit they are pumped up.

Bigworm on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 11:19 PM

Shit, this is total domination by Bama. LSU doesn't even look like they belong on the same field.

Bigworm on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 11:19 PM

LSU just now crossed the 50.

adrian on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 11:22 PM

I guess all the SEC haters can finally say in 6 years that an SEC team has finally lost in the BCS game.

adrian on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 11:23 PM

I guess all the SEC haters can finally say in 6 years that a SEC team has finally lost in the BCS game.

adrian on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 11:30 PM

Ok that was a stupid ass comment

"Has Alabama finally found a coach and forget about the Bear"

Really?

adrian on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 11:37 PM

Take the fucking mic away from Upshaw. I would shit if his degree was in communications. Good thing he will be making millions in the Pros.

adrian on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 9:40 AM

This guy is dragging ads this morning.

adrian on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 9:40 AM

Ass*

adrian on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 9:48 AM

This should cheer up LSU fans.

LSU has beaten the Big East Champs, Pac 10(12) Champs and the BCS Champs all in the same season.

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 10:35 AM

didnt even make their own conference championship game. garbage

adrian on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 10:58 AM

Didn't win the conference and still crushed the best team in college football.

adrian on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 11:02 AM

So a co worker just said that Bama could beat some NFL teams. No fucking way.

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 11:19 AM

bama couldnt beat LSU a couple months ago

adrian on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 11:29 AM

Joe have you put any thought into the catapult?

Phil on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 11:52 AM

word on the street is that shabazz is going to UK

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 12:19 PM

not much thought. I was thinking of throwing something together this weekend just for the fun of it to see how it works, then upgrade from there.

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 1:42 PM

I got a 3 day weekend this weekend, some 2x4s in the garage and laura is out of town. Do I have a better reason to watch sports and build a catapult?

Phil on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 2:09 PM

this is the kind of hard hitting journalism that the CJ should do more often
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

Phil on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 4:17 PM

The Bryce Cotton Odyssey
http://www.cardchronicle.com/2012/1...-cotton-odyssey

Phil on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 4:25 PM

John Parr fucking updated "St. Elmo's Fire" to "Tim Tebow's Fire"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...p;v=gAIQWzW1MIc

Phil on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 4:56 PM

I’m Getting Drunk While Watching the BCS Championship Game in 3D Because It’s the Future of Sports
http://gizmodo.com/5874619/im-getti...uture-of-sports

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 6:03 PM

Insight sucks

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 6:10 PM

I came home to 1 of my tvs with a digital box telling me I didn't have subscriptions for most my hd channels. No espn2 tonight would hane gotten someone stabbed.

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 7:40 PM

Siva is fucking awful!

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 8:03 PM

So apparently ul had a game tonight?

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 8:32 PM

Siva picks up #5 down 24 on a 3 point shot with 11 to go. F'ing ridiculous.

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 9:11 PM

So is UofL officially in panic mode yet?

Barry on Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 12:05 AM

Eh-hem...MOOOTTHHEEEEERRRRRR FUUUUCCKKKKERRRR!!!!!!!!!

Brock on Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 12:10 AM

Trivia team name: You call an older woman who likes younger men a cougar. You call an older man who likes younger men a nitany lion.

adrian on Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 8:14 AM

Nice one Brock

adrian on Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 11:54 AM

Posted on reddit. Documentation of a brown recluse bite with pics
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comment...d_hospitalized/

Phil on Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 12:28 PM

top 25 scenes from Trigger Happy TV.
http://list25.com/25-best-scenes-fr...igger-happy-tv/

NO, I'M ON A CELL PHONE!

Phil on Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 2:07 PM

Shit nobody says
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-x8t0JOnVw

Phil on Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 3:58 PM

I should have never clicked on my year end spending on american express's website

Phil on Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 3:59 PM

i'm pretty sure I saw this 15 years ago on america's funniest homevideos but this cracked me up
http://i.imgur.com/S2aLp.gif

Phil on Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 6:18 PM

I'm thinking of getting this TV:
http://www.amazon.com/Panasonic-VIE..._pr_product_top

adrian on Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 6:53 PM

What is it about that tv that is making you think about buying it?

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 9:12 PM

Sec refs need some work.

Phil on Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 9:56 PM

seems like a good price point. not a bunch of extra bullshit either.

Phil on Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 1:34 AM

top ten nhl plays of the season so far
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkCz...utu.be&hd=1

Phil on Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 1:14 PM

The Snowpocolypse is upon us.

douglas on Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 2:11 PM

Supposed to be in MN today, snowpocolypse thought otherwise

joe on Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 2:16 PM

laura flies out to florida tomorrow, might not happen

Phil on Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 2:22 PM

Time to break out the good ol' "Forecast calls for 1 to 3 inches....ladies" team name

Phil on Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 2:23 PM

I was reading about Don Bosco in the New Yorker and was pleased to see Trinity mentioned more than a few times
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/...fa_fact_mcgrath

joe on Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 5:35 PM

http://youngandcatholic.net/2011/06/17-kids/

So my cousin posted this on facebook. Who knew there was a website called young and catholic. Sounds like a dating website for Phil.

joe on Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 5:42 PM

http://www.barstoolsports.com/barst...on-their-heads/

So is Louisville motor boating sons of bitches?

joe on Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 5:45 PM

http://www.cardchronicle.com/2012/1...-cards-taken-in

Soccer is stupid but well played headline

Phil on Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 9:35 PM

most depressing headline ever http://m.courier-journal.com/entert...0020&f=1179

Brock on Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:51 PM

Damnit Joe, I read the article on that "Young and Catholic" site about the "evils" of contraceptives and I just want to put a dent in someone's forehead.

Quote: "Natural family planning is 99% effective." -- yeah, with a margin of error of 50%. Some people are dense, which will make givimg them a dent in the forehead that much harder.

Bigworm on Friday, January 13, 2012 at 12:57 AM

Nice TV Philco. I have a 50" Panasonic Viera plasma and absolutely love that TV. Pioneer use to be the best plasmas on the market, now it is Panasonic (they bought their technology).

Bigworm on Friday, January 13, 2012 at 1:00 AM

The only negative I can really see with that TV is that the 3D glasses do not come with them.

douglas on Friday, January 13, 2012 at 8:05 AM

two vaginas, hot or not?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...WO-vaginas.html

joe on Friday, January 13, 2012 at 1:25 PM

I read about that chick. crazy stuff.

Phil on Friday, January 13, 2012 at 2:55 PM

Last night on the office there was the greatest team name ever from when they went to a gay bar for trivia.

The Queerenstein Bears

joe on Friday, January 13, 2012 at 3:11 PM

no kuric tomorrow. well shit.

adrian on Friday, January 13, 2012 at 5:35 PM

This is funny

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comment...my_life_so_far/

Phil on Friday, January 13, 2012 at 5:49 PM

i was just about to post a reddit thread myself. I liked the "glitch in the matrix" one today:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...matrix_stories/

Phil on Friday, January 13, 2012 at 6:10 PM

better link, with the top stories at the, well, top
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...ories/?sort=top

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 11:47 AM

http://www.barstoolsports.com/bosto...me-not-top-ten/

How is scalabrine still in the league?

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 12:18 PM

Greg ostertag and Antoine walker are still hanging around the nbdl.

Phil on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 12:58 PM

KENTUCKY PLAYS GROWN MEN!

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 12:58 PM

Uk lucky to only be down 6

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 12:58 PM

Eloy Vargas is a grown man.

adrian on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 12:58 PM

KY looks almost as good as UofL

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 12:59 PM

UL would be down double digits

adrian on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 12:59 PM

Good point

Phil on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 1:00 PM

Louisville would have fouled out 5 players

adrian on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 1:02 PM

Joe did chris get to go to the saints game?

Brock on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 1:03 PM

Tennessee is poopwater. I wouldnt sweat too much.

adrian on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 1:05 PM

All of these games are really pointless because UNC is going to win the championship.

Brock on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 1:12 PM

Really? I think Murray State would argue differently.

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 1:16 PM

No he didnt travel to san fransisco.

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 1:16 PM

hopefully he gets to travel to lambeau next week or stay in nawlins for a home game

adrian on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 1:17 PM

lambeau would be sick

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 1:56 PM

My parents said that if they make the super bowl he definitely gets to go.

Joanna on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 2:08 PM

I'll believe he gets to go to the Super Bowl when he is on the plane flying there. I hope he gets to, but we'll see.

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 2:09 PM

Haha

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 3:31 PM

I'm guessing the only way I get to see any more games is if giants and saints win, then play here in the NFC championship. Promises were made for a super bowl trip if the saints made it, but with the way things are going, I don't see them coming through with that. Lambeau for the NFC championship would be fucking awesome, though.

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 6:52 PM

A couple of money quotes from Pitino's postgame press conference:

"Our offense was Russ Smith in the middle of the park in Queens."

And.

"What did Carolina lose by today? Anybody know? They'll probably pack the season in now."

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 7:31 PM

saints better step it up, cheering for the hornets is kind of lame

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 7:50 PM

i wish bad things upon david akers!

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 7:54 PM

30 yard qb run. wtf?

Phil on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 7:55 PM

that was one of the best play calls I've ever seen in my life

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 7:56 PM

insane

Phil on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 7:57 PM

#74 was probably giggling to himself as he ran down the field looking for someone to pop

adrian on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 8:09 PM

holy shit

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 8:14 PM

vernon davis grew a pair since last year

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 8:16 PM

well ahit

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 8:16 PM

*shit

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 8:35 PM

Tobacco Road Marathon for Annabelle's Angels


To raise money for Annabelle's Angels, and to make the Tobacco Road Marathon on 3/18 in N.C. true to its name, I will commit to smoke 1 cigar, during the marathon, for every $1,000 raised.

this could get ugly for this person

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 9:17 PM

this john 3:16 commercial is horrible

Phil on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 9:23 PM

I was pulling for tebow until that ad.

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 9:29 PM

i feel the last time I watched magahee play a relevant game he blew his knee out in college

joe on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 9:34 PM

go cards go krogering


TD Branch!

joe on Sunday, January 15, 2012 at 8:42 AM

Insight running their commercial bashing satellite TV and conveniently my cable goes out.

joe on Sunday, January 15, 2012 at 9:53 AM

http://betadata.courier-journal.com...case/8011100081

This is right by your sisters house phil

joe on Sunday, January 15, 2012 at 9:58 AM

http://betadata.courier-journal.com...case/8010019544

Really, the dog is lost and I am not going to rape you.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, January 15, 2012 at 11:49 AM

The good thing about cheering for UofL is that you never have terribly high expectations. Yes UofL fans get their hopes up every now and then, but we can usually be happy with a good tourny run. Unfortunately, down here it's expecected that the Saints win. I never doubted that the Saints would at least make it to the NFC championship game. Didnt think they should be favored in San Fran, but I still thought they'd pull it out.

Brock on Sunday, January 15, 2012 at 1:45 PM

So that rant was a veiled way of saying you cried yourself to sleep last night?

Phil on Sunday, January 15, 2012 at 3:43 PM

apparently bama fans t-bagged a dead lsu fan at the krystal burger in New Orleans
http://deadspin.com/5876249/an-alab...-street-krystal

joe on Sunday, January 15, 2012 at 4:10 PM

I just read that on there. Kind of disgusting.

Phil on Sunday, January 15, 2012 at 4:14 PM

I can't wait for that 30 for 30

joe on Sunday, January 15, 2012 at 4:24 PM

I just dropped something and bent over to pick it up and went eyeball first into the corner of a shelf. I think I am blind in the right eye now.

joe on Sunday, January 15, 2012 at 6:21 PM

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

hurstbourne lane is the ghetto

joe on Sunday, January 15, 2012 at 6:22 PM

lets play the marshall erickson drunk or kid game:

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...dyssey=nav|head

joe on Sunday, January 15, 2012 at 7:23 PM

just talked to the oldest platt, he workls at molly malones in st. matthews now. might have to go harrass him.

Phil on Sunday, January 15, 2012 at 11:06 PM

FACT: that mcdonalds is the one that Playboy's hottest employees was at...

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 7:33 AM

http://thebiglead.com/index.php/201...oking-to-score/

Sec basketball at it's finest

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 9:32 AM

Federal holidays are nice.

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 10:10 AM

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...xt%7CSports%7Cp

Nku is going d1. When is bu going?

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 10:36 AM

today would be an amazing day to stay home

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 10:37 AM

Wendy peppercorn! Sandlot is a good movie for a rainy day.

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 10:39 AM

Fab five is on today. It is full of race issues. Had the fab five had one or two white freshman mixed in would have it been the same?

Wrecking Crew on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 10:58 AM

Dude, Georgetown College and Lindsey Wilson made top plays this weekend.

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 11:01 AM

the game winner from the other freethrow line

Wrecking Crew on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 11:02 AM

What about HBCU playing basketball today? Good to play in honor MLK or should they be off in his honor? I just don't want to go sit through another womens NAIA basketball game and a men's team that hasn't won all year.

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 11:05 AM

There is also hockey, which is pretty much the opposite of HBCU athletics.

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 11:05 AM

I just thought of an awesome hockey movie.

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 11:06 AM

Joe Paterno's "I never heard of man rape" is going to be up there along with "definition of is" in terms of stupid defenses

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 11:07 AM

What is this hockey movie?

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 11:12 AM

HBCU college creates a hockey team

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 11:13 AM

it'd be this movie, but with black people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgWEXByZ99E

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 11:23 AM

if the louisville game ends up on blackout i'm going to be a sad panda

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 11:28 AM

"Italian media has reported that Schettino was close to the shore in order to wave to a friend who was on land."
http://abcnews.go.com/International...76#.TxRP8G8S1tk

Reminds me of this comic I saw on reddit
http://imgur.com/vuzKi

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 11:41 AM

Jefferson co sheriff just rolled up next door.

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 11:57 AM

Looking for druuuuuuuuugs?

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 12:10 PM

i think it is amazing that the CJ contacted the bullet county sheriff about zapos being hacked. I'd love to hear his reaction. I assume it was more or less "What the fuck is the internet?"

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 12:43 PM

i love it when ESPN has polls like this
http://imgur.com/T0DbY

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 12:56 PM

someone told me they were taking a half day for MLK. I told them then it was more of a Booker T Washington Holiday. Racist?

douglas on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 1:02 PM

the same thing happens on those polls whenever they bring up UK, KY will be one color and every other state will be another, always amusing

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 2:08 PM

http://skreened.com/etopix/can-t-spell-pityful

spellcheck?

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 2:14 PM

can't spell "horrible, unoriginal execution of a joke stolen from spurrier" without UK

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 3:35 PM

yay espn3

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 3:41 PM

RUSSOME!

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 3:45 PM

who is this team?

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 3:47 PM

getting SLOOOOOOOOOOOOPY

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 3:51 PM

siva decided to get into the action

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 3:53 PM

buzz lightyear looks TERRIFYING in that disney commercial.

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 3:53 PM

DANG

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 3:54 PM

Junior Cadougan is fun to say

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 3:58 PM

fouls, fouls, foulds

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 3:58 PM

fouls!

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 3:59 PM

more fouls!

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 3:59 PM

swop's foul was just ridiculous

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 4:02 PM

that was just a bad missed dunk. no one touched him

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 4:03 PM

the rate they were fouling i think they just blew the whistle based on muscle memory

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 4:04 PM

all our fouls have been offensive though

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 4:05 PM

someone pointed out if last week was John 3:16, then this week must have been Revelation 13:6

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 4:08 PM

and now marquette fouls in volumes

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 4:12 PM

i'm a bit shocked i haven't heard from pat yet

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 4:13 PM

swop is horrible

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 4:14 PM

russ already has 12 shots.

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 4:15 PM

what's up with the dude with the super bowl shirt getting all the air time?

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 4:17 PM

that dude is fat

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 4:18 PM

when did nunez and price become good enough to play for pitino?

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 4:18 PM

based on what I'm seeing, apparently they aren't

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 4:21 PM

no kidding

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 4:57 PM

there we go, pat finally bitching

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:00 PM

College baskeball is BS. either let contact or don't

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:03 PM

that was a ballsy shot but russ there

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:07 PM

funny how chris smith has been getting grabbed all game and he makes one move and the foul is on him

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:08 PM

fouls, fouls, fouls, fouls

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:10 PM

maybe the fouls are really more annoying than usual because they are at 100% shooting and it always seems to be an "and-one" situation

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:11 PM

walk? really. thank you refs

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:12 PM

swop may have shat himself on that play

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:12 PM

siva is incompetent to dribble the ball up the court

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:14 PM

predator is getting on my nerves

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:15 PM

how is that not over the back?

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:16 PM

ref had no enthusiasm in that call. he didnt know what to do

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:16 PM

probably just got bored of calling offensive fouls

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:17 PM

at that point where a whistle will blow every trip

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:17 PM

there it was

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:19 PM

and another

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:19 PM

frustrating

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:25 PM

not hoping for a comeback here...

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:29 PM

i believe free throws are literally the difference once again

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 5:35 PM

Actually, I think the game swung around after Siva hit the old guy. Maybe he's a witch.

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 6:54 PM

from Pat: "this is one of the most unlikeable teams I remember..."

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 7:06 PM

I got a "it is gonna suck playing NIT games at Freedom Hall while the NCAAs are at Yum"

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 7:07 PM

Ouch

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 7:08 PM

Card chronicle conveniently down.

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 8:11 PM

"kix is the hand job of cereals, pretty good, but you know what we really want."

Donald glover stand up. He has a company called donglover, not sure if it is don glover...or dong lover.

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 8:14 PM

What is the donkey punch?

http://deadspin.com/5876657/donkey-...ardy-tonight-tk

Brent on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 9:48 PM

Check out this nasty roundhouse kick..."watch out for lions!"

http://deadspin.com/5876227/edson-b...=deadspin-video

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 10:43 AM

January tornado! Duck and cover.

douglas on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 10:53 AM

this thing better go big or go home, i don't want to be teased with flickering lights, i want our office's power knocked the fuck out or nothing at all

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 10:57 AM

Anyone taking the tornado seriously? Come on

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 10:58 AM

Btw, don't put that on my tombstone if I die. I'd rather it look like this:
http://pnmedia.gamespy.com/classicg...41178927274.gif

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 11:03 AM

we got sirens and that is about it

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 11:07 AM

we evacuated window seats. doesnt affect me.

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 11:11 AM

THIS DANGEROUS STORM WILL ALSO IMPACT... LOUISVILLE... ST. MATTHEWS... PROSPECT... LYNDON... ANCHORAGE... MIDDLETOWN... OAK PARK AND WATSON... UTICA AND RIVER BLUFF... ORCHARD GRASS HILLS AND BROWNSBORO... CRESTWOOD AND PEWEE VALLEY...

never fails to hit us

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 11:18 AM

IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 11:25 AM

donkey punch on jeopardy
http://deadspin.com/5876657/donkey-...ardy-tonight-tk

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 11:26 AM

joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 8:14 PM
What is the donkey punch?

http://deadspin.com/5876657/donkey-...ardy-tonight-tk

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 11:30 AM

SON OF A BITCH

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 11:31 AM

saw this on the louisville message board: Heard an AC unit was blown off the Brown Hotel and is laying on Broadway right now.

douglas on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 11:36 AM

just rain here, i was forcibly evacuated to our basement, our general counsel knew it was a joke to do it, but they didn't want to take any chances. i love all the women in the office that totally freak out at some rain

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 12:22 PM

The entire building but our floor evacuated to the stairwell (humana). We were told to just stay away from windows.

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 12:32 PM

LGE website lists power outage in my neighborhood. # people affect listed as <5. odds that I am one of the 5 houses. >95%.

douglas on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 1:24 PM

glad to know our government cares about its people...

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 1:47 PM

Phantom fireworks was hit!

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 1:49 PM

sad packers fan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...;v=ZjvXxwvg8mc#!

adrian on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 3:55 PM

I drove a 2012 5 series bimmer today. I have a feeling that will be my next car. A friend of my is having his bimmer serviced so they provided him the 5 series. I was driving it cautiously at first then opened it up on 71. I am in love.

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 3:59 PM

I'm glad I have never had a thing for needing/wanting a nice car.

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 4:06 PM

5 series cost more than my mortgage payments

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 4:17 PM

5 series car payments are more than my monthly mortgage payments, that is

douglas on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 4:23 PM

ditto joe's comment, i guess i grew up driving not the nicest cars and i still managed to get wherever i needed to go i never sweat it too much. with that said, i do like my minivan. a 5 series it is not, but going from a piece of shit protege to a new sienna is pretty sweet for me

Brock on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 4:28 PM

So my new lab has state of the art equipment. Such as robots that prepare all the samples. Its like a scifi movie here. You can have your 5 series, Ill take the robot that does all the hard work for me. It probably costs as much as that car.

douglas on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 4:39 PM

kevin harned!!!

http://www.whas.com/pages/terrymein...article=9550100

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 5:18 PM

Harned!

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 5:45 PM

the wikipedia outage tomorrow for SOPA/PIPA is going to cause this tomorrow:
http://xkcd.com/903/

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 7:05 PM

buckles out for season

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 7:18 PM

and next season

Brock on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 8:48 PM

Is Kevin Harned the new Bob Dominie?

adrian on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 9:55 PM

I am sure glad gilchrsist and Davis are coming back next year...

douglas on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 8:07 AM

joking aside, teague hasn't played himself to the league yet, so he could be back possibly. that could be fun next year

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 8:29 AM

Brent, text me your address so you can get your pick'em money. The guy at work is going to send you your money.

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 8:42 AM

sadly, deener show is about WWE wrestling. Sports radio listeners are frequently the same people that watch WWE wrestling.

Phil on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 10:00 AM

maybe they will all have substance abuse problems that keeps the nba from drafting them

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 10:35 AM

I prefer using the excuse of continuously injuring players as to why they stay 4, 5, 6 years.

Phil on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 12:58 PM

i liked this twitter:
http://twitter.com/#!/Encarta95/sta...526112563695616

Phil on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 1:23 PM

valhalla will be in the next tiger woods game. I might have to pick it up.

Phil on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 1:34 PM

there are rumors of Kevin Ware out with a torn meniscus.

douglas on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 2:05 PM

i can't even make fun anymore, it's not funny

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 2:08 PM

we have confimation through tweet to mike rutherford of card chronicle. menscectomy for average person is 4-6 weeks to back to full activity.

Brent on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 2:16 PM

Joe, what's the word on the pick'em league payout?

Brent on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 2:16 PM

Awesome, just read aboce

Brent on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 2:16 PM

Awesome, just read aboce

Brent on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 2:16 PM

Awesome, just read aboce

douglas on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 2:43 PM

so a girl i work with knows mike rutherford and a friend of hers hooked up with him last weekend. apparently he's got his own little posse of groupie UL fans

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 2:48 PM

awesome

Phil on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 2:53 PM

rumor is that it is a knee bruise

Brent on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 2:54 PM

Phil, you never paid joe for the pick em league? Douglas, did you pay?

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 3:03 PM

commish said only 2 people didn't pay and he is hunting them down. I dont remember paying him for you all. This is a mess.

douglas on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 4:21 PM

no i never did, every time i see joe i remember after i saw him that i meant to give him money. i can just mail it to you if necessary...

Phil on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 5:26 PM

i think my team name for tomorrow is "Getting Blacked Out To Fight SOPA"

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