i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
Time to bust out the best christmas song ever!
Posted by Phil on November 26th, in the middle of the night | 1338 comments
matt dillon's cameo in this video is a bit odd
So excited the lockout ended I can't sleep.
Yesterday sports was the perfect scenario: ul football wins, ul basketballs wins, wvu wins and trinity wins. I'll throw in lsu for Barry.I guess today is a notre dame win, Tennessee win and Syracuse win.
If a crazy guy on the bus offers you bourbon the correct answer is no.
It would be nice if uconn and Syracuse could get bowl eligible
And south Florida. It is possible and if it happens I think ul is the onl champion of the big east and every team in conference would be bowl eligible. That is a balanced conference.
May I remind all the Louisville fans praying for a Syracuse victory that the reason you are doing so is that you LOST to Cincy.
Come on Munchie!
Don't forget we lost to Pitt, unc, FIU and Marshall also.
If you are going injury route this was in the uc ul recap:The Cardinals stalled in the last two games after quarterback Will Stein went down with a shoulder injury. Freshman Teddy Bridgewater took over and led them to only 20 points in two losses. Plus, running back Victor Anderson missed a second straight game Saturday with a sprained ankle.
breakdown. odds based on vegas numbersLouisville - 66% (one Cincinnati loss)West Virginia - 18% (two Cincinnati wins and a West Virginia win)Cincinnati - 6% (two Cincinnati wins, a West Virginia loss, and a Rutgers loss)Rutgers - 10% (two Cincinnati wins, a West Virginia loss, and a Rutgers win)
Those odds are not totally correct. Thanks to Louisville winning, UC can still go BCS without Riutgers losing because they win some of the miniconference scenarios.
Bo Jackson picked Syracuse today
Damn it Phil, get your facts right. You are making ul fans sound ridiculous
Eku James Madison is on the u. Uc orange is on ion hd.
Van diesel out indefinitely, there goes basketball season.
Good strategy for uc. Give it to pead
what is the scenario where UC makes it with a rutgers loss?
I went all in on how ul gets in. Outside of that I gave up. Horrible kick by that kid out of elder.
Uk and uc busting out the reverses early
Who is Matt Roark?
Roark should have been running the offense all season. Bray is a shitty qb for the vols also
A Rutgers-UC-UofL tie, the highest BCS standing goes. If UC wins the last 2, they would be higher than Rutgers in standings and get the bid despite Rutgers beating UConn.
14-3 UConn... come on Huskies!
Pead is good
i guess i didnt think a win over syracuse would be enough to vault Syracuse 6 spots
Tattoos on kickers and abs are weird
Abs was qbs
wondering what prompted kicker abs to be shown
iPad autocorrect qbs to abs
the dad in the chevy ad really bugs me
Are you only watching uc cuse or flipping to uk at all?
flipping over every once in a while. I'm a bit too hungover to look at those black jerseys for too long without vomiting.
Hungover from drinking by yourself?
i may have overstated my hangover. But I will say a mental note to not have more than 4 bourbon barrel stouts on hand during sporting events has been made
Sweat out my booze running with Adrian
6 miles from Seneca to Cherokee, scenic loop and back.
This game is horrible.
i like that ESPN is using charlie strong instead of our logo on graphics
And the call of duty jokes begin
Pead right now to uc is bilal powell to ul last year.
Uc holding all over that play
There weren't horse collars in yesterday's game
kind of surprised when pead gets stopped
Kind of surprised when they don't give it to pead
Kelce's older brother is the starting center for Eagles/Vick. That family has an attitude.
That wasn't a td in the NFL if you watched bengals game a couple weeks back
That was a terrible call against the Bengals. It was the most amazing catch I've seen and they over-turned it because the ball bobbled after he hit the ground after falling out of bounds of the endzone. He crossed into the endzone AFTER catching the ball.
Bray is throwing the game for ut
Smart for them to air the anti meth ads for a UK / UT game
Suck it Rutgers!
fastest kicker ever?
strong work syracuse
have I said pead is good?
Fucking ESPN. Another game blacked out on ESPN3 and gamecast still saying it's halftime.
UK runnign 4th and 10 QB keeper
Explain to me how the video quality sucks for the game, but when commercials come on, the quality jumps way up.
I'm getting lots of pixels on my screen
looks fine to me over here in the 40206
tennessee is horrible
the supposed to be SEC!
bad pass interference call
cuse needs a turnover
a hold and a td
UT's QB doesnt look like he gives a shit when he throws it. I imagine him say "FUCK IT!" everytime he lets it go
horrible arm motion too
Cuse with TWO completions in a row!
I don't see 'cuse coming up with this game. I don't know my faith in UConn
i am struggling to stay awake during this game. I should have recorded it so i can play it before going to bed every night
got to make that catch
my saturday picks not panning out like my friday picks
UK playing journey. what next, sweet coroline?
UK just got a gift on that fumble call
You're welcome, UK.sincerely,SEC officials
pead is good
Isaiah F'n Pead!
what does he have 300 yards of offense?
horrible drop by cuse in the end zone
nice tip by uc, my bad
Get it right! Revisionist!
in full speed when the ball hits you in the numbers, you would think it should be caught
get ready to storm the field?
I feel the need... the need... for Pead!
and K fans will all say the season was not wasted, just by beatin tennessee
See the graphic. Pead 368 all-purpose yards, Syracuse 370. Then he runs for 3 yards.
tennessees offense moves in slow motion
loudest ive heard commonwealth in a while
did calipari just walk in commonwealth?
if the lockout wasnt over I'd assume lebron and dirk nowitzki had made an appearance
jesus UT is awful
draw play time
kentucky wins the pennant, kentucky wins the pennant oh my god teh wildcats win the pennant!
well that has been a shitty 3 and a half hours
holy shit! they are storming the field. FANTASTIC!
thats what happens when you beat teams with losing records
maybe the rumors of louisville looking to hire joker as an assistant are premature. BRONZE THE MAN!
I think I hear chanting of "SEC SEC"
are the UK t-shirts made yet for this vicotry?
The uk announcers really think the shot clock is based on when the ball hits the rim, not leaving the hand. Is my understanding of the rule been wrong this entire time?
Laura is convinced that a bar will turn on Cornell hockey during a uk basketball game. She is getting mad that I am telling her she is crazy.
im surprised you all found a bar playing the uk game
The rebels think it's a game!
who the fuck is the ginger calling the game with bilas?
Bigger thing - Beating UT or being #1 in basketball?
Obviously the 6-0 womens basketball team is bigger than both of those.
Either a couple transformers just blew acrosss the street or someones meth lab exploded
The suspicious part was the cars with their headlights off driving down the street right before the explosion.
Or it was uk fans firing guns in the air
It was a good day, now we just need the NBA to put in the 2 year rule and were all set
anyone want a ticket to tomorrows UL game if it comes available?
as we get closer to new years I just keep telling myself 4th of july will just be that much better.
Not that I'll be able to make it or anything, but are there any New Year's plans or did the Burket New Year's Party streak end at 11?
phils sister sounds like will host.
So at a former Burket house, nice.
it hasn't ended, but it has merged is what we are going with
Who's really still going to attend besides you and Phil?
the graham-smiths and bradford-oldhams?
jesse and adrian have been fixtures.
Well put. I thought Adrian may still make it and unsure about Jay.
michigan punter is scaredhttp://gif.mocksession.com/wp-conte...IED-PUNTER1.gif
damn you stevie!
damn you again stevie johnson
bills better not fucking throw it to stevie johnson again
I may attend depending on the job situation.
im pretty sure ian eagle said "tibia injury" but it sure sounded like "titty injury"
I just violated everything I believe in and put up the Christmas tree already. Figured what the hell, got football on tv and if I get it done I have 1 less thing to do later.
I am definitely out this year fellas. Not that you guys didn't see that coming anyway.
Assuming no super premature labor, I'm sure I'll want to get out
Better get out while you still can.
We need a Bourbon fireworks and smack down night before d-day.
Mike bush with a solid tackle after an interception
Bourbon and Fireworks?!?!?
i think Douglas has earned it and maybe we can get lynnie out. Wes had a farewell party, and Chris had a farewell tour. Lynnie doesn't have much time. Douglas with twins could be unpredictable. I was just thinking bourbon and smack down was a nice thing from the past to relive.
Brock in Nashville and the baby early hurt his cause. Sorry.
can we also have cookie cakes?
Individual cookie cakes?
i really have to patent that idea
Homemade bacon cheddar ranch cheese fries. Fantastic.
I want to see this damn Broncos game for some odd reason.
CBS has it on
i find myself pulling for tebow. Well, not the man himself. I just want to see what will happen if he keeps winning in comeback fashion.
What would Jesus do?
It's like angels In the outfield but with tebow
Hahahah way to ice the kicker
Tebow magic time
what channel is cbs on insight?
why are they attempting the field goal now?
If blocked and recovered you can try again
The tebow train? Is that the same train Vance Bedford was talking about?
holy hell they did it again.
Joe for some sick reason i actually contemplated running again today.
I almost did then it started pouring so I went back to the couch
i feel like i should have gotten extra points from Novak for thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIZmRhWABSI
bourbon and smack down would be enjoyable. do they have smackdown on kinect yet, so you can actually body slam someone with the controller? that would be awesome.
When do the stupid basketball polls come out?
Tried to get the sharp aquos 60" led TV from bestbuy for 999.99 but sold out. Assholes!
did you get a rain check?
douglas, there is always the possibility that someone will get body slammed not on the video game.
shitmydadsays: "I'm in Cincinnati at a waffle house that's across from 2 waffle houses. Everyone's fat. This city is fucking hall of fame of Diabetes."
Funny, I made almost the same comment about Peoria, Illinois yesterday.
i feel bad for laughing at this picture of Bernie Fine that ran in the huffington posthttp://i.huffpost.com/gen/418273/th...ED-large300.jpg
I never get the articles written about fireworks. They always seem vague on how you are allowed to use them. Seems it is all about selling themhttp://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home
awkward moment in jeopardy. i probably watched this 20 times and can't stop laughinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMgh...feature=related
sorry...meant wheel of fortune
great moments in coaching. they mic'd me up for running the practice last night because I decided I was going to run them into the ground. So one dude had stopped to talk to a girl and I got to say "woah, woah, woah - no sweet patussing!"
if i recall, that was a rostel comment.
indeed. Not sure how to spell it though
keep your nose cleanno joe jack rabbitand no joe guardrailThose were the other big ones I remember him always saying.
Ooh, I should have remembered to use the no joe jack rabbit one on the drills where we were working on form. DAMN IT!
I clicked on an article about #1 Trinity thinking it was about football, but it appears they are #1 in basketball too. GREEN MACHINE!
hicks, a junior who transferred from shelby county is a stud.
my sister is requesting card tables for new years. anyone?
also looking for the Getting Psyched mix CD
going through the list of new years musts with her and the tuscan mule was brought up. Wade's entry on urban dictionary has 32 upvoteshttp://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...m=Tuscan%20Mule
I should have a copy of the different getting psyched cds. tables, no luck. I think the CDs may be damaged beyond repair though.
i've still got the gbitt mix somewhere in my car
looks like this can be downloaded on a torrent too:1. I Wanna Rock - Twisted Sister2. You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi3. Lick it Up - KISS4. Paradise City - Guns N' Roses5. Dancing with Myself - Billy Idol6. Rock You Like a Hurricane - Scorpions7. Panama - Van Halen8. Talk Dirty to Me - Poison9. Thunderstruck - ACDC10. Dr. Feelgood - Motley Crue11. Round and Round - Ratt12. The Humpty Dance - Digital Underground13. Come Sail Away - Styx14. Don't Stop Believin' - Journey15. The Transformers Theme Song - Vince Dicola16. You're the Best Around - Joe Esposito17. High Enough - Damn Yankees18. Jessie's Girl - Rick Springfield19. Hip Hop Hooray - Naughty By Nature20. Change of Heart - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers21. Run Runaway - Slade22. Tom Sawyer - Rush23. Free Bird (2nd Half Only) - Lynyrd Skynyrd
i might buy my sister a fire pit for christmas to add to the party. I need advice
home depot people were very helpful to me. I'd go talk to some people there.
I think I have most of those 23 songs on random CDs
Phil, I like chimineas better. With fire pits, the wind starts blowing and then you have to constantly shift your chair to stay away from the smoke...with the chiminea there is only one opening. True, not many people crowd around but how many times do you have more than 4-6 people at your house.
Not too mention they are more artistic which would suit your sister better...I should have been your brother in law.
Damn, 2nd place last week.
Cheryl and I had our weekly follow up with the MD and a few hours later had a baby...Awesome surprise. Baby and Momma are doing well...shes about 3 weeks early, that should make for all times I've been late. 6.4lbs and 18.75 inches. APGAR 8/9.
Congrats, welcome to fatherhood!
Rock on pops!
congrats on the kiddo, got a name?
Has anyone heard of and or tasted Angels Envy bourbon? I saw it at liquor barn last night and I assume it is a new Bourbon on the market. It was about 45 bucks for 750ml. I might buy a bottle of it after I finish my Eagles Rare.
Thanks! We named her Brooklynn.
alright douglas, we need to make sure we get you out of the house before it is too late.
well my basement's already finished, so i can't use that excuse. i have every intention of getting out a few more times over the next couple months.
we'll be scheduling playdates instead of bar nights pretty soon.
the sad thing is the playdates would probably be easier to set up too
Nice burn with the basement comment
Adrian, I've seen it before, haven't had it. I think it's similar to Beam's Devil's Cut where they try to extract the bourbon trapped in the barrel. The Devil's Cut wasn't one of my favorites.
the idea of meeting brent at bars in DC in a couple weeks is intriguing.
Parents Keep Deceased Son's Memory Alive Through His Awful Tumblrhttp://www.theonion.com/video/paren...rough-hi,26772/
yes, we made a top ten list, #8 fattest city:8. Louisville, KY Louisville contains more McDonald's outposts per capita (39) than any city in the country, according to a Daily Beast/Newsweek report, plus 20 Arby's, 17 Dairy Queens and 19 Papa John's-one reason its residents disproportionately suffer from heart disease. Aside from laying off the fast food, Louisville locals can improve their heart health by taking up cycling. The city is building a 100-mile bike and pedestrian path called the Louisville Loop, leading Bicycling magazine to place the city among the top 25 most bike-friendly in the nation.
our city seems to be a bunch of fitness nuts or complete slobs. there is no inbetween in louisville, either active or sedentary.
The Louisville loop is going to run through this big ass park system the city is buildingabout a half mile from my house.
too much bourbon and fast food around i guess
guess you could say 'go big or go home', we just go big
Uk does not suck
is it possible to do the UL game tonight at 9:00 aginst Vandy and stay coherent enough to be somewhere at 8 tomorrow to help my cousin build a retaining wall for his eagle scout project then go run with adrian?
Woodford Reserve is releasing a bottle honoring the Bellarmine Knights 2011 basketball championship. You can go to frazier hall on devember 10 at 9:00 am to purchase a bottle.
nevermind. it is a collectors set with woodford and makers for 200.00
sadly I know people getting that. I wouldnt get that even if it was the baseball team, unless I was on it at the time.
If I had $200 to piss away, I would get a bottle. No harm in collecting any form of bourbon.On another note, West Virginia can go to fucking hell.... thanks for tanking USF!
Cinci just better win out is all i am saying.
I think if UC wins over a 5 win team they should storm the field.
a 5 win UConn team.
Some Louisville fans are heading up there and are planning to storm the field if UConn wins
was that serious? I read that on Card Chronicle. Orange bowl berth is worth it. Who gets the fine in that case?
Its like 5 guys. Still would be funny
great teacher review http://i.imgur.com/bY5Rt.png
Mike's got that bourbon collectors set in his office already , jay Pitts gave him one
i believe this will be the trinity game for tonighthttp://www.ihigh.com/khsaa/broadcas...l?silverlight=1
The UConn game really doesn't mean much besides a potential "Big East Title." WVU goes to BCS if UC wins, UofL goes if they lose. The discussion has been which turd sandwich has less urine seasoning.
Kuric should have gotten a technical foul for flopping like BJ Flynn.
How close are UC and WVU in the BCS? Could a big win potentially vault them ahead of WVU?
Doesn't UL go to Miami if wvu wins?
If UC loses then Louisville goes to orange bowling
Only a few spots difference, but when was the last time two teams won in the same week and the team behind leaped the team ahead despite losing the head2head matchup. Never gonna happen.
Hoping for a Liberty bowl invite. Memphis might be fun.
USF game was pretty ugly.
Yum Center was crazy last night
Douglas, I am going to go ahead and call it now. UK by 1000 points. That's right, 1000.Go CATS!!!
Well of course, I'd take the over on that line, that's what any good, respectable UK fan would do
Sweet, Wes is already drunk at 9am.
Unc just did 3 goggles. Funny
Gonna say it now beforse uk fans do...teams always shoot better at rupp.
It's getting better, but I like when cal looks at his bench and thinks which of you guys do I trust
Henson is a dumbass
Bcs was a nice dream. Co conference champs is a step in the right direction.
Learn to dunk!
Just like ul, pussy whistles in the closing seconds are bullshit
1000 or 1, I get those numbers confused all the time.
Glad to see uc fans showing up to the game in large numbers
They are all returning from Georgia after the game last night. Its basketball season, right? Certainly so for UK
Uconn dc...uc is running. Everyone but you knows it
im hoping for the run for a safety play.
Should have left 1 deep man
I would have punted it into the bleachers way out of bounds.
I was highly disappointed the punter didn't go scrambling in the wrong direction. That's the classic video game move.
The sec championship just showed insane amounts of camel toe
the girl who lost her shit at halftime of the LSU game is going to be internet famous as fuckhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZSA3NHS2jI
Brock - I figured we'd lose a close one today, I was wrong. UNC is obviously very talented, so it's kind of scary to think how good this UK team can be when they put it all together.
I can say anything if it is followed by when they put it together
Natty sci had a really good intramural t eam if we ever put it altogether
I know you don't want to believe it Joe, but UK is still not where they will be. Teague is still not comfortable at the point yet, and they didn't shoot well today. This was only their 8th game together and they beat the team everyone ordained champs preseason, and had all their starters back from a very good elite eight team.
With oklahoma state kicking the shit out of oklahoma, will voters put them in the championship game?
No, too many palms have been greased for such a legitimate outcome.
I personally hope that LSU vs. Okie State happens. In my opinion, Bama is more deserving as their only loss was in OT to #1 and undefeated LSU, while Okie State's one loss is to unranked 6-6 Iowa State in double overtime. So yeah, not sure why Okie State's coach thinks they are more deserving than Bama, especially making the statement that they had their chance now give us ours. You would have had your chance had you taken care of business, don't beg voters to put you in....which they might since they beat #10 Oklahoma or maybe it is because they are a rival, not really sure.If LSU plays Okie State it is a blow out, if they play Bama, flip a coin.
Bam a already had their chance to beat lsu.
I am not doubting bam a is better than osu, but I think if bam a plays lsu and beats them, it is just causing even more questions.
i just find it odd the NCAA is pushing a rematch in the national championship game with their "Every Game Counts" slogan.
Fucking green baron is doubling up on me with the Brady-gronk combo
questionable to return apparently
Oakland sucks today. Broncos call pull ahead in the deivision
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/...tirement-120311Pedro Martinez announces retirement. Wasn't he already out of baseball?
Lame, they should have let Tebow run it in
so i don't even think the vikings quarterback was even trying on their last series.
http://www.cardchronicle.com/2011/1...siva-the-legacyi want to try p7x, its like p90x but 83 days shorter.
Going for another Pick'em League win...eyeing the title as the weeks get closer. Brock...what happened?
Has anyone ever done Insanity?
I watch the infomercial when I am hungover
multiple people at hockey did it. mostly people who got bored with p90x
Brent - a friend from school did it. It works, but you don't bulk up like you do with weights. It is all aerobics.
The NCAA is all about money and they know LSU and Bama fans will travel.
the game is in new orleans, is that traveling for lsu?
I think Bama and the Cards should play each other. That would be a good game.
one projection shows UL wku in the bbva compass bowl.
adrian, we saw that in the fiesta bowl and louisville won
Let's fast forward 20 years and let those teams play.
I doubt they serve beer at the bcs championship game so UL fans won't travel
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Homesave the alcohol!
What happened is I went north for Thanksgiving and Vikings fans brainwashed me into thinking they were halfway good and then I stupidly picked the Bengals.
This week of pick'em has been a disaster.
packers are going to score too quick
cincy-vandy in the liberty bowl. Brock is thrilled
louisville nc state in the belk per espn
fiu vs marshall is a good bowl matchup. both teams good enough to beat louisville.
New Years in Memphis... not too bad.
Brock, if I beat you by 23.5 points I secure my spot in the playoffs or Phil has to beat Josh...don't let me down Philco. Worst case scenario for Brock is I beat you by 23.5 and Phil loses to Josh. Honestly, I think I have a better chance just trying to win the loser bracket.
Brent I think this is the right time for this quote."Don't give up, don't ever give up."
Im just happy I won the weekly pick'em league...that's two, count it!
Today on Reddit. Inappropriate jokes. People on the bus keep looking at me as I laugh. http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...oke_youve_ever/
All I am saying is go to the joke URL I posted. Search for ctrlaltrockdel "What's the difference"... OMG. And read the follow up posts. I am so going to hell for laughing.
wow, i never found the one you mentioned, but i was wholly entertained all morning so far...
Found a direct link http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...ve_ever/c35dqef
a ha, i did see that one, must've missed the name, that one was good.
so there is a bar in DC that is the home of patriots football in the DC area, they claim. Patriots are playing the Redskins Sunday and I will be in DC. Worth going to this bar to see how crazy that would be?
I hate when I go periods with not listening to a certain CD and realize what I have been missing. Pantera is an excellent band.
the dad from "shit my dad says" on why internet commenting will be the end of the worldhttp://www.funnyordie.com/articles/...tures_and_words
brock, you have any family in lexington named Stu?
Right on. Had someone sign up for hockey
Ron Santo is in that hall of fame? I'll be damned.
all it took was a disability to take his life
I wonder who changed their vote just because he died
phil, what do you know about the FBI investigating Iceland?
News to me, but I did hear hundreds of thousands of dollars never made it to the owners...
that is what I heard
Unaware the fbi was involved. Scandalous. But they are probably investigating the previous managers not iceland I'd think
the managers that were fired
I don't know how I reached this point in life, but cheetos and a cherry coke for lunch was disgusting.
Bill Cosby of all people pointed something out about Tebow. Tebow is the second coming of one of my all-time favorite QBs - Joe Kapphttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiVlcjWBj00
http://thirdstringgoalie.blogspot.c...y-shopping.htmlHow long till Phil buys one of these for a girl?
the question isn't about money or taste, just a girl being dumb enough to date me
I think a first born male child named Theodore Charles is classy.
Theodore Charles? Charlie Strong and Teddy Bridgewater?
How 'bout Ronald Steven?
bridgewater strong sounds to pretentious. ronald steven a cooper kragthorpe mix?
Stefan John L
coworker came up with "mox kilmer". great reference.
Klosterman on Tebow:http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...-hate-tim-tebow
i read that yesterday, actually a pretty good take on him
Nothing like running on an elliptical at the gym beside former Vanderbilt and Chicago Bulls center Will Perdue. Just another reminder of how little my people are.
basement is being waterproofed today and tomorrow. The water will all be gone and the smell of mold and mildew will be gone. Laura said the mexicans on the work crew were playing ping pong.
So how much in value did the St. Louis Cardinals just drop?
10 yr 250 million...wtf
does this mean there's going to be a huge disparity between the american and national league now because of the dh? they are claiming this is the reason why the cardinals could not make such a large offer
dan patrick says it is in the works to add the DH to the NL.
I interview for a biotech startup company tomorrow, wish me luck.
good luck. is this in Nashville?
I don't think it should cause a huge disparity. For one nothing has changed. NL teams will still continue to focus on pitching and they will have to look and pay for younger hitters, and let the AL have the sluggers as they start to decline. If you have an NL team in a big market willing to spend, then they may keep some of these players. St. Louis isn't big enough compared to LA/NY etc.Horrible news for St. Louis, worse news if DH goes everywhere, and this change to the playoffs sucks.
How bitter are St. Louis fans now, and how long are they going to hate management? Not that I completely blame Pujols, but what happend to loyalty and being the fucking man in a city? I'm sure Pujols never had to pay for a meal or a drink in St. Louis and now he looks like a money grubbing ass. And how much money do you really need?
so this exists: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgWE...;feature=relmfu
he is 45, he doesn't care
Just read bowling is a khsaa sanctioned sport and trinity bowling is going with rock and roll. Not the same as swim like a rock.
Only KY would sanction Bowling before Lacrosse or Volleyball. Munson!
Fuck you CBS and your fucking POS website. I haven't been able to enter my picks all day because some fucking error occurs. Fuck you old people TV!
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|HomeJoshua tinch back in the news. Done a lot since football and basketball at ul
I'd like to believe the Paul odom gasol deal was blocked because Chris failed odom during the physical and not that stern blocked it. Insert kardashian joke at odom's expense.
this made me chuckle:http://www.explosm.net/comics/2637/
Yup, it was all me.Brock, out in the French Quarter last night and saw a Sailor Jerry car. The logo on the hood with other nautical themed paintings. Pretty cool. And just to re-iterate, the Cap'n Jimmy is a horrible drink.
damn you nouse!someone hacked my godaddy account and pointed nattysci.com towards some other site. Got it fixed but it should take a while for everyone to get the update
on the plus side, my nattysci bookmark has a nice little heart next to it now. that's adorable
yeah, i kinda freaked out earlier thinking something was wrong w/ my computer
same thing I thought
i had to clear my cache in chrome to get it to work. 100% my fault and nothing that would fuck with your pc luckily. Just some shithead kid. I'm just glad it wasn't my server that was compromised. That'd be baaaad.
good news is it scared me enough to run a scan and eliminated some potential problems on the computer
Thank god for nouse
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|HomeTrim a tree or a plane crash into my house? I choo choo choose the tree trimming.
I was a bit under the weather so I left work at 3:30. Ran into this fiasco on the way home:http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|HomeBoth lanes blocked with an overturned vehicle right at my exit. What was kind of funny about a mile before my exit I saw some dude walking from his car that broke down and thought "poor guy." 15 minutes later the fucker passed me on foot walking to the gas station.
note to self...do not pass out on a streetcar in NOLA. makes for a long walk, but some good burgers. Not worth it.
That is a great story
http://www.bellarmine.edu/Libraries...Flyer.sflb.ashxDouglas, how'd weigandt not get his name involved in the bu bourbon thing?
CATHOLICS VS CONVICTS PART 2!
I did like the ball to the face move by UC.
cincy guy was the first to make contact. the xavier guy was dumb for throwing the cincy guy to the floor.
go figure yancey gates is in the middle of it. blind haymakers everywhere! i think i saw a kick or stomp in there.
in the NBA every player that left the bench is suspended. forfeit the next game for both of them?
did cincinnati stomp on the logo?
I liked when you could hear the announcers unzip their pants so they could play with themselves while bitching about "macho attitude"
when i am president I will make sure a law gets passed that makes Army run the triple option forever.
I second that
id also make keith jackson come out of retirement to call the games.
keith jackson, james earl jones and morgan freeman will narrate everything, with the occasional samuel l jackson appearance
goode looking for a triple double
waiting for laura to get home from her final then heading to DC tonight. This drive is gonna suck. looking at a 3 AM eta.
need more lob passes to henderson
i went to make some chicken noodle soup for my cold earlier and kind of spaced on the fact that i was boiling water.finally remembered when I smelled burning metal. The water had evaporated and the bottom of the pan was glowing red in parts. I rule
swop is horrible
dieng is not
I don't get the audi commercial with the old people jacking their kids car.it says "make way for a new holdiay tradition". What tradition? Stealing cars
hendo is going to be the shooter off the bench good for 1 a game.
talking to my 20 yr old neighbor Trinate and i was telling him about the movie "very bad things." was I overestimating him by expecting him to know who christian slater was? what is the slater age cutoff?
i liked bob's "they aren't daring you to shoot, they are daring you to be stupid" comment. Add that to my list of things to add to my never ever coaching repertoire.
Mick Cronin rises above and shows superior class:http://www.gobearcats.com/allaccess/?media=273285
IU is acting like the won the fucking world series and super bowl while getting laid for the first time. Jesus
Any chance Gates gets charged with assault?
Sweet Jesus that drive sucked. Go hoosiers
Sweet Jesus. Hanging out with N'Awlins fans in Nashville, rocks!
Ya-know, since its a wild-fire, might as well toss some more kindling...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF6fL2urgYQKenny Frease (the ogre who took the haymaker), talks trash to the UC coaches wives after the brawl (~3:20 mark).If only UK-UofL could be this dramatic.
How am I already awake at 7:30 after going to bed at 4. This is bullshit!
No matter how you look at it, uc is going to come out of this looking like shit. They are uc. Maybe you not kidnap a guy and go reservoir dogs on him or punch a police horse in the 90s, then you could look less like jackasses yesterday. It's the boy who cried wolf. When finally someone deserves to get their ass kicked even video evidence can't save you. Your own reputation is your worst nightmare.
Could be the lack of sleep talking.
I was up at 8 after staying out 345 last night, I feel your pain
What did you do?
Work party then St mollys. Saw Nate sexton, that was entertaining.
Received this from facebook."If you're out doing XMas shopping today, be sure to stop in and see Coach Davenport in Mall St. Matthews. He'll be at Deck the Walls from 2-5 signing championship prints."
Brock - Only Andy Dufresne can crawl through a river of shit and come out clean on the other side.
"It's a complete embarrassment. Toughness is doing the right thing. You take your ass-whipping and go home. If my players don't act the right way, they will never play another game at Cincinnati."Cronin said he never saw Mbodj stomp on Frease. He said Mbodj missed Frease "but that's irrelevant"Cronin said he and the school president will watch the tape and determine which players "remain on the team."Also, holloway for Xavier is just a complete idiot
i'm getting crushed in fantasy in every league but the one I've already been knocked out of. Not my week
andy reid is trying to get fired, right?
I like the announcers comment..."Someone should tell Tebow in the first, second and third quarter that it's the fourth quarter"
Oh My God!!!!
It's the sport of kings; better than diamond rings
http://www.cardchronicle.com/2011/1...start-this-weekThis was nice to relive. Check out the newspaper clip in the comments as well
brock, I think I get the win in brent's league based on my higher seed.Hopefully it doesn't come down to QB points...
this shot of TJ Yates' parents seats cracked me uphttp://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...urn=nfl-wp13639
Louie CK is on reddit answering questionshttp://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/commen...his_is_a_thing/
Nice article by Forde on the UC / Xavier gamehttp://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basket...pensions_121111
Jay Bilas on the NCAA laying out suspensions:JayBilas: Imagine the suspension if Enes Kanter had punched someone after eating a bagel with cream cheese at the celebration of Cal's 500th win.
that sentence sums up better how fucked up the ncaa is more than anything else i've seen
We'll be in town Saturday. Don't know if Joe really knows yet or not, but we're planning on staying at his house that night if anyone is interested in coming over for some drinks.
Forde's article emphasizes how much the media is jerking themselves over the entire situation. He calls it a disgrace that only 6 games were handed out as suspensions. He neglects to cite some important facts:1) The longest suspension for a thrown punch in BASKETBALL is 5 games2) Cronin pointed out that the players do not get to return to the team after serving suspension unless they meet additional requirements including: a) Specified community service hours b) Sincere public apology c) Unspecified team and personal milestones d) Approval of president, AD, and coach of meeting said requirementsI still don't know how I feel about Gates ever playing again. Regardless, the media-types are simply using the "holier-than-thou" soapbox to indict the suspensions because it doesn't give them a sexy headline. "Gates' to perform community service and wash the team's jockstraps" isn't as interesting as "Gates' career over."The fact that if the players are actually convicted of the proposed prosecution (per Wes' post) that they would end up serving less as punishment is a conundrum in and of itself.
so there will officially be no man nor legend winning our league this year
As long as Brock doesnt I'm fine.
Cornell - Cuse brawl from '87http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNv_...be_gdata_player
casualgamerreed is going to blow up after his IU predictionhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEga...player_embeddedPersonally I love the explanation of a MEILF and a Cougarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btpF...mp;feature=plcpThe fact that most of these videos seem to be filmed from a dashboard cam is amazing. Way to maximize your time.
so i'm officially super old. i was old before, but the minivan takes it to a whole 'nother level
Pimping your ride?
truth be told it's already pretty pimp. i'm used to driving a 12 year old car, i've never had a real nice car before, so i'm enjoying it
Fight at a lingerie football gamehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukNR2Wn4rZM#!
parents give their kids crappy christmas giftshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a9CKgLprQ
this plane finder thing is neathttp://planefinder.net/
i think i'm going to update our "forgot my password" link to do this for work:http://i.imgur.com/yXSoj.jpg
great slip of the tonguehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...p;v=f6mz1BOWsAU
Forgot to tell you Brent, the night we went out before the hockey game you missed free jager shots. the servers passed out shots because the said they had a bad over pour.
So did Chris Paul get traded? I could not tell from the coverage on sportscenter or espn.com. I would really like to know if he was traded...
I think it was approved.
Wish me luck, about to head off to drive through west Virginia.
have money for tolls ready
i'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled at 3pm. I'm wondering if I can update nattysci during the operation.
I saw this gem on Break.com a while back.I know at one point break.com was looking to buy him an xbox.http://www.break.com/index/the-mean...-the-world.html
Ilya Bryzgalov explains the universe, Russian boozehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...p;v=2zNUzHDhVEw
Yesterday at my work Christmas lunch I got a bottle of elijah Craig. My director told me to crack it open. This was at around 2. At 3:30 I went home for the day with less then a half bottle.
t-minus 2 hours until the wisdom teeth. I had chick-fil-a as my last meal.
Geek Dad from Wired Magazine lists that 5 Best Toys of All Timehttp://www.wired.com/geekdad/2011/0...-all-time/all/1
history channel is rumored to pick up Bryz for a new show based on his interviewhttp://i.imgur.com/82UCX.jpg
t-minus one hour
t-minus 45 minutes. starting to freak out
t-minus 30 minutes. leg won't stop shaking.
Phil, can I have your laptop if you die?
Yeah, Sorry for missing it Joe, I was swamped at work and didnt leave till super late.
As long as tony doesn't get it
Julio Jones reminds me of the Predator.
Alright this is awesome...http://i.imgur.com/qq3TJ.jpg
Good thing Phil didnt read this todayhttp://news.yahoo.com/parents-sue-t...-143224302.html
You are the third person who has shown me that. Thank god I didn't read it or no way in hell would I have gone in.The nitrous actually made me pretty woozy with the blood loss and I had a bit of a panic attack at one point, but then Tony came back in with his god damn hack saw and I forgot all about panic and focused more on how terrible life was
I had no complications at-all when I had it done. I went to practice later the same day.
I'm a big baby though. The got me percocets because of all the damage they did ripping those bad boys out. Right now I'm listed DTD for the championship game on Sunday.
I'm going to have to be on the look out for people pulling this:http://deadspin.com/5868584/how-a-s...opponents-glove
so my neighbor has a wifi network that says his "full name, md's network" as his wifi. I looked him up. He's a resident at Louisville.I'm tempted to change my wifi name to "Don't get too excited, you're just a resident".
coming back to work on a friday I dont think was the best decision. Also, anyone planning to come over tomorrow and taking up chris on his invitation?
I'm a maybe. Just don't want to do anything that will make this recovery take longer out get fucked up
you sound drugged up.
just 4 advil
Got kaelyn this weekend, may come by after I get everyone in bed
Reds trade Volquez and Alonso for Matt Latos of Padres. I don't know about that. Alonso looked very promising. Thoughts?
google "let is snow"
guy announcing the New Orleans Bowl just said "i'd like to see the BCS championship match this game"Granted it was a pretty impressive finish, but come on...
Cyclocross world championships coming to Louisville in 2013...the look of a champion.http://velonews.competitor.com/file...wellenswins.jpg
shouldn't the person in front be clean?
6-0 chiefs? great googily moogily
bills just had another shitty wanna be stanford play.i still don't get why they don't line up in a weird formation for it. i like the idea of lining up a bunch of linebackers and hitters out there and long snapping it to someone like CJ Spiller. Fuck fat guys and QBs. So they snap it deep and the play is "level a motherfucker" and hope for the best.
Didn't know you couldn't run back xps in the nfl
stupid rule, i don't get it
And Ocho cinco out of nowhere
The block was a nicest place of the drive I thought. Lots of good blocking by WRs
Kim Jong Il is dead.
Im going to miss that little guy.
I didn't even know he was....Ill
Nice phil, nice.
tweet i liked: osama bin laden, moammar qaddaffi, kim jong il....2012 is looking like a major rebuilding year for evil
so 2013 will be the bridge year?
All depends on the recruiting class they bring in. Kim Jong-on is said to be a complete player and maybe even better than his father. But I feel he'll ultimately be like Teague to John Wall. Not sure he can drive the nail into the hands of those who oppose him quite like his father.
well jong-on is a bit longer than his father, with more upside potential for ushering in a new evil era. jong il was past his prime and needed to retire, he just wasn't executing citizens and controlling the media with the same drive and determination he once had. if jong-on can be a real gym rat and make those hustle plays during the season that his father was only saving for the playoffs these days, he could have a true impact and be a real difference maker
2012 Lacrosse All-Name Teamhttp://insidelacrosse.com/news/2011...ed-flow-society
The Baron makes the championship game. A roller coaster year for him. He was 2-6 at some point
who is the championship game going to be?
baron vs brock
The Panther's OC confirmed that they did, infact, run the Annexation of Puerto Rico yesterday.https://twitter.com/#!/josephperson...812396155252737
fucking 2 point loss
Dude, Bon Jovi died! Ride that steel horse through the pearly gates man.
A karaoke tribute is in order.
No he isn't.
this is what I get from getting my news from facebook
i need the steelers D to outscore david akers by 3 to beat joanna's dad.
http://www.wdrb.com/story/16347092/...r-the-influencehow did this story get buried?
it was a pretty big deal yesterday.
Joe, this is random as he'll, but is your mom doing the sisters visitors center thing this year, where she saw kaelyn and Sarah?
Hell, damn autocorrect
yes she is. she was there today and said she will be there wednesday she thinks.
it might be because i havent had solid food since thursday, but fuck ESPN for running those arby's commercial with their reubens. Damn those things are good
berman just said "this would be the first playoff appearance for the Lions...THIS DECADE!"
just wondering, apparently i'm raising tina tebow or something b/c kaelyn remembered doing it last year and wants to go back, i can't and sarah can't either, and then she asked if your mom was going back to do it b/c she remembered her being there last year and if she could go w/ her
my mom is listed as day to day on taking your daughter to charity day. If the details can be worked out she said she can probably allow your daughter to go do charity work with her tomorrow. Where will your daughter be tomorrow? Is there a possibility one of you all can get her down there and my mom will drive her home? Just some options that were thrown around.
i've got kaelyn thur/fri this week, i'm taking her down fri morning now when i'm off, i forgot i was off that day.
i have to volunteer now on my day off b/c my daughter is a freakin' saint.
hahahaha. You will be recruited by old ladies and nuns to lift "heavy" things.
can't wait. so trinity's nat'l champs:http://highschool.rivals.com/viewra....asp?ra_key=819
4 of 9 polls.
if only ESPN would put together a game between Trinity and Don Bosco....oh wait they did. Fucking KHSAA
Trinity was dropped to #3 in 2 of the polls they werent #1.
today's funbag is being guest written by the son from "shit my dad says"http://deadspin.com/5869728/white-p...hip+hop-karaoke
Fart in class comichttp://imgur.com/LCuZQ
suicide prevention training, a great morning pick me up.
picking up any good tips on how to do it right?
veterans have an extremely high rate and are more likely to use weapons they said.
that's good they don't do any of that cry for help bullshit sad teenage girls do like popping pills, they don't fuck around
more military personal kill themselves than died in action the past few years
it was confusing because they really pulled the focus off of veterans and really aimed it at employee mental health. It was strange.
One look at you and they prob thought you were at risk
Breaking News: White Castle burger chain considers adding alcohol saleshttp://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home
douglas, you may need to verify that there is still work to be done on Friday. My mom said things are starting to wind down.
beau zach smith dropped a woman off at the bus stop this morning. I am still in awe of BZS.
i'm already booked for tomorrow morning at 9. if they tell me to leave when i get there even better
my mom told me to warn you and I told her getting shipped home would not hurt your feelings.
i just hope i can find something else to do with my day off
for that matter, today's my last day working until like january 3rd
i'm not going to be productive
I am working every day but monday. it is unproductive, but I need to get stuff done.
Fucking insurances and deductibles. End of the year is too busy for elective surgeries.
What are the odds UL ends up with 2 losses before playing UK?
25 percent actually
why does UK play at noon today?
Thanks math major.Its christmas break, why not?
Someone on the Louisville message board may have posted the dumbest thing I've ever read. "Is Anton Gill Jr Turner Gill's son?"
Turner Gill would be even dumber. I suck
I've been playing the shit out of Skyrim on the XBOX since I got my wisdom teeth taken out. This made me LOLhttp://i.imgur.com/U6kcZ.jpg
'Twas the Night the Before Chris Smithhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drhf...player_embedded
the most powerful power rankings in all of college basketballhttp://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...-power-rankingsWorth reading just for the Dick Vitale part, but I literally LOL'd at this part on Xavier's loss: "N.W.A. imploding when Ice Cube and Dr. Dre left is proof that losing your two best gangsters is a recipe for disaster, so it would have been unrealistic to expect Xavier to cruise against Oral Roberts. But at the same time, it would have been fair to expect them to not get blown out at home by Oral f'ing Roberts, so I have no choice but to power rank them lower this week."
fact: Justin fucking Bieber is better at hockey than me:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQq9...e=youtube_gdata
I might be able to take Michael Buble though:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd1k...utu.be&hd=1
Arranged for my high school buddies Paul and Barry to meet me downtown at 4:45 to drink before we go to the ul game tomorrow night. This may get ugly.
very depressing bus ride in to workk today.
Work is like a ghost town today.
I walked to a bus stop from my house and every house was pitch black. We have a few people around because they require so many people to be in the office at a time.
This pos duke fan is sitting right next to me. FML. He is a 40 year old annoying duck face that keeps writing Duke # 1 on my board.
Omg...he will not shut the fuck up.
I like duck face better.Who did duke lose to this year?
thinking BBC on main by the arena at 4:30 with paul and barry before the UL game if anyone is interested.
bbc fish tacos are delicious
my plan is to not remove flannel pants all day so I am doubtful
Smart move phil.girl in the cubicle next to me went at lunch and bought her 4 month old the new jordans. those shoes are ridiculous.
what's the deal with them?
today was the first day of the new edition. WLKY news showed riots breaking out over them.
Chip is trying to talk me in to the UofL game today, so we might meet up. Keep you posted.
cool. I am staying downtown after work. They are meeting me down here. Laura is going to troll under the bridge during the game and after the game we are joining her. You are free to join us for any of it.
Anybody else think that was a BS intentional call?
that's standard anymore. they changed up the rules a year or so back to make those calls more prevalent.
Paul made things interesting at the bars post game. Breaking up fights, keeping dudes away from our dates, holding down tables, clearing paths from the table to the bar. Like I texted Douglas and phil last night, hustle stats like a mother fucker.
And I am too ok'd for this shit
Paul just sent me a pic of him running around trinity's football field last night. Glad i left when I did.
I was following most of the texts until you said you had to get paul's back in a fight because someone had a bigger dick than him
Paul just filled me on them getting kicked out after we left. Yes He yelled at the guy he was getting into it with that his dick is bigger than he is.
Paul came and got his car. Already drinking again.
That kid ok?
So the front flip touchdown by the bengals was pretty bad ass!
deadspin has it:http://deadspin.com/5871013/jerome-...t-of-the-season
http://www.thedogoutdoors.com/walky...bike-leash.htmlCurious if this works. We will find out. It was an interesting gift.
Also got a spring loaded leash that attaches to a padded belt for me. After further research it is actually a tool used to train dogs to pull sleds. I'm on my way to the iditarod
this comic was in the new yorker this week and made me chuckle:http://www.newyorker.com/images/201...a14630_p465.gif
Baby's first bourbon and steak, and he couldn't get enough. A father couldn't be prouder.
http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/s...y-made-to-mass/Pretty accurate, even caught my mom still saying the wrong stuff at church.
Things to do on my 30th b-day...http://thesportshernia.com/hernia-e...re-you-die.html
1 am and my house is beeping oddly. Turns out Chris sent a saints division championship hat picture and then people with fancy phones always reply all with pictures. I thought I was going to die from carbon monoxide poisoning or something was going to blow up.
hockey patrick on deener with epic name dropping.
any one work this week? Just me?
I'm at home polishing all the Fantasy Football trophies.
I'm working hard!
tomorrow's beer of the week at flanagans is Schlitz. If I didn't have hockey I'd be up there in a heart beat to get some of that glassware.
I was looking for videos on baking your skates from home and I'm not going to lie, I was a bit taken back by the host of this video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwPm20e5b9k
i'm shopping for new skates, and the product descriptions of these things always reminds me of Calvin's Chewing Magazine:http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/04/26
Home all week
the duck's rose bowl uniforms look pretty badasshttp://www.thecampussocialite.com/o...ombat-uniforms/
bad omen at a weddinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4wbSPWdg_c
every pizza place ruins a salad (at the :30s mark)http://www.noob.us/humor/family-guy...-ruins-a-salad/
hopefully that fucking punter is hurt
BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT
How about a few more penalties fuckers
"last thing you want to see at this time of year is a sick child"stay classy
not good times
This is downright ugly. Could be worse. Could be sitting at home with no bowl bid.
Preston should be running the wildcard not dominic brown
(he was out of bounds)
TALKING TO MYSELF!
holy shit, they did it. So far I've predicted an blocked kick, fake punt and an onside. I'm a fucking genius
dude got fucked up on nc state too
better overturn it
Fuck? what's going on?
am I behind?
one pointed possession to state, guess someone overruled him
didn't matter. we can't catch a pass, can't get a call
based on these calls I'm never shopping at a belk store on my ipad
I didn't even know what the fuck belk was
apparently people in the south buy cowboy boots from them on their ipads
Bushell is my ninja
belk has 300 stores? no fucking way.
it's modern southern style
side note - favorite nfl primetime moment. When showing highlights of the titans game someone said "if you need a christmas gift, what do you do?" and someone responding "GO TO JARROD!"i chuckled
Fucking NBA is going to make me liss the gtown game tomorrow
that would have been AWESOME
way to go to the playbook to figure out a play where we can lob up a pass into double coverage
you working the celtics game?
at least it wasnt the same wildcard play they always do
yes, all the home games, unless i have a college game to cover
stutter step brown run
those fuckers can stuff a run
nobody saw that coming
should have let preston brown run it instead
Would it be poor form if I heckled Rondo from the Hornets bench?
Wobbly spiral? Wouldnt that not be a spiral then?
Only John Wall. You are legally required to yell "JOHN WALL!" whenever you think he might hear you.JOHN WALL!
whobbily spiral is like a limp boner
and hurry up running game
that's the Chichester we love
I'd be willing to spend $10 on a league where we could draft a team just for this week and winner takes all for fantasy football
that would have been a hell of a catch though
that would be tough. picking only from teams still with a chance or something to prove
exactly. Joe Webb and Matt Flynn are suddenly pretty valuable. Could be interesting
strong work today stein
we'd be awesome if the field was a foot wider
Radcliff gets the flag. Go Ascension!
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so you're saying there's a chance
interesting clock management
worse play calling
HA HA. Tom O'Brien out-does terrible coaching call.
Card WRs are asking for penalty flags on every play.... including runs
UL hasnt really stopped the run. Not a safe play but could be worse
Maybe they should look for the ball or the defense instead of flags.
I don't think they realize Chichester has stone hands
Bridgewater has the worst pocket presence I've ever seen. A bus could be bearing down on him and he'd never notice.
I wouldn't be shocked to see Chichester drafted based on his "intangibles"
how do you get sacked there?
He'll get drafted for the Gonzalez/Gates factor alone.
The WRs didn't even try for that ball.
IT'S basketball season anyway
Chichester pulled a chichester and fell on his face
they werent even around the ball
They shoulda got the live chicken
meh, nice comeback. not bad for a bunch of freshmen and fuck ups that kragthorpe recruited
I'm going to keep a close eye on Facebook to see how the UofL fans in Charlotte react.
disregard the salary cap thing I posted. It is fucking lame
I quit at 31-10. that was the drive where all the yards were gained on penalties ranging from pass interference to roughing the passer and roughing the kicker.
phil, the hamburger from last night made me feel like I ate a sack of 10 white castles stuffed into a single burger.
i slept in the u of l shirt I was wearing and was wondering why my condo smelled like white castles when I woke up. It was just me and my clothes
What hamburger did you all eat?
I cooked burgers for the game on the stove and sauteed up onions and cooked bacon in the same pan. They were delicious.
someone called out bilas for posting Jeezy lyrics on his twitter because he's white. This is what Bilas posted in response:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZQAvtFO_uA#t=0m26s
this burger recipe look tastyhttp://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/...man+Cooks%21%29
So if the football team is at the basketball game do we cheer them?
I would. Noble effort.
Southern crispy chicken recipehttp://i.imgur.com/ucOfR.jpg
long story short, I was searching for a picture of brass knuckles on google and an ad for these bad boys came up:http://compare.ebay.com/like/270635...es&var=sbar
another one that'll send you to hell for laugh, but "Ladies and genlemen...sonic the hedgehog"http://i.imgur.com/fc7vG.gif
Nothing but class
Dude, Phil, you're old!Happy Birthday.
still got 4 hours
and i'm old
Chris, the hornets Chris kaman is awesome. Google Chris kaman fireworks.
so is phil in his mid 30s now?
so the poll of women between the ages of 27 and 40 at work says guys are not allowed to be offended at age jokes until the age of 40. however, the closer you get to 40, the closer the ratio of positive comments to jokes needs to get closer to even.The environment I work in does not allow me to choose from many other demographics than women between that age range.
$10000 worth of fireworks...must be nice to play in the NBA. After meeting him last night, that doesn't surprise me at all. He was kind of a goofball. And james carville is just as ugly in person as on TV
30-33 early34-36 mid37-39 late
I think it should be proportional to joint injuries and hammy pulls.
in that case I'm really old
i like this robbery story:http://www.wyff4.com/r/30076862/detail.html
Tommy Rees is not a very good QB.
was that rees at the end?
hwndrix wASnt much better
did you have a stroke writing that?
Regardless of how stupid it is, I still enjoy Beavis and Butthead.
alamo bowl is a bit ridiculous
that kid should have just gone down instead of scoring. washington now has a chance, albeit slim, with an onside kick
Some defensive tackle just went honey badger. WTF
the official casual gamer reed UK v Louisville predictionwww.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IjbmuKkHSBU
You know what this is?? IT'S WALTER!!http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/...ml?id=136290433No... its a cow.
casual gamer reed covers how to pee like a manhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PFs...OwExC8NjBDmTsp5
who is making it to ex burket manor, current scott manor tomorrow for 'GBITT redux: the scott edition'?I'm sure a better name is out there.
for the record, everyone is more than invited. The plan is a joint venture, the only difference is that there will be a heck of a lot more females than we are normally used to.
at the concert last night Jim James at some point busted out a saxophone and tried to play it. It was one of the low points in the history of the music.
I have landed a real job as a gainfully employed scientist. Suck that economy.
Insight Genetics in Nashville. I am now one step closer to Jurassic Park.
Cool, so still in nashville. That is nice. is it changing to time warner genetics?
So Robert Griffin III said in his post game interview that the game last night was probably the most watched bowl game of all time. Are you fucking kidding me? Just because you win the Heisman and your team puts up 67 points against a bullshit PAC 12 (10) team and that bullshit pac 12 (10) team scores 56 points on your weak ass defense doesn't give you the right to say that bullshit.
tell us how you really feel, adrian.I never get it when an unexpectedly good game is happening and people think that more people watched because of it. One line I did like was ESPN guy saying "those that tuned in tonight will likely never forget the Alamo...bowl"
Sorry but RG3's comment was bothering the shit out of me since last night.
if anything, the first game of teh season against TCU was much better.
there are rumors about jones having a drug problem floating around, but that's besides the point. The best follow up to the rumor I heard was "I heard Jones tried to snot a line off Anthony Davis' forehead"
this scared me a bit when i saw ithttp://i.imgur.com/R8EX1.jpg
post on reddit titled "if you could change the slogan of popular brands to be more honest, what would they be."my favorites:pepsi - "is pepsi okay?"Xbox Live: Have you been called a faggot today?Pizza Bites: "Feels cool enough to eat? Hahaha"Kohls: Come to our overstocked store and find okay things.
plan for tomorrow:http://i.imgur.com/M5bzJ.jpg
what time are you starting?
not untli 8 or 9. Most people look to arrive 9ish I'm told
good, i was worried it would be like the past where people are blacked out before most people get there
my sister's friends are apparently more responsible than us
do you have enough time for these responsible girls to make bad decisions?
sadly no. they also have a high tolerance
for those who didn't figure out the picture that freaked me out, here's a handy guide on how to handle those pictureshttp://i.imgur.com/LQsZc.jpg
saw this on twitter and lost my shitJayBilas: Watching Missouri at ODU, but checked in on Western Michigan at Duke. Turns out Mrs. Doubtfire is playing center for WMU. She's pretty good.
video of the skycam failurehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4W4kaNe7Do
New years eve and I have nothing to do. This feeling is amazing.
Good God...Let both teams freaking play ball...
the free throw line is the difference in the game. 2-5 vs 15-18
MKG is the difference
he does help
at this rate Nunez is going to play.
So MKG one more year?
unless he fucks up like terrence jones I think it is safe to say he's gone
these whistles are just horrendous
siva just faked a nice foul
This is why i love reddithttp://imgur.com/iK5dj
ref was going to give UL teh layup. whistle blew when UK got it back.
lamb reminds me of Chris Partlowhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Partlow
should be interesting in the second half where practically the entire line up for each team will switch
my mom just said lamb doesnt look like a guy that she would want to run into on the street
i like the story of only 8 players from UK showing up early. I wonder who the ones not showing up are.
the breakfast club happens when they should be in class
Scrappy and agressive. so racist
justice almost became a legend
damn, i get the feeling if you want a half court heave justice is out best bet. You know he spent a solid half hour a day practicing those in grade school
Even if he made it he would have been forgotten tomorrow. Only game winners are remembered. Example stupid ass Sosa and I love dudes Laetner.
well of course, I was just making a comment more of the white, scrappy and aggressiveness of justice.
this second half is going to be ugly
now that davis is back in the game louisville will struggle again
how was that on kuric?
dieng got punched in the face on that no call
and then siva gets a hand check
how long until chane gets #4? I say three minutes
And UK fans boo that foul when russ gets hacked. nice.
he may make it to under 16
really, a foul on dieng on that?
what the fuck did Cal do? this is horrible
Why is he bitching about fouls
he had been getting them all day is my guess
and then UL gets another foul
dieng have 4?
that is unfortunate
what came forst the time out or the travel?
can yiu really call a time out after you fall and walk
behanen barely touched him
foul on lamb, but buckles laid a nice block
my dad is a broken record stuck on makeup call
Shit. at this rate we might have to get Mark Jackson jr off whatever plane he is on to come back to lexington
all that that just happened and that is the whistle you call?
angel nunez better be getting warmed up
hendo time yet?
I say put blackshear in
i think louisville is running out of options
russ got mauled
i blame the craooy camera angle for that play
nice play by davis on that steal
I agree with Rick
davis is in their head
mom, "davis is on their backs"
can't hit shit
kuric is having a nightmare game
and siva, and behanen and dieng
davis figured out how to score. just dunk on short people
what the fuck was the foul there? maybe the first 4 fouls, but not the actual call.
talking animal character!
I'm turning in my umpire gear to take up reffing basketball
I'm going to have a stroke before this season is over
little ridiculous to foul at this point i think
fuck up the spread
ha, cost some uk fans some money right there
basketball is embarrassing anymore.
Kuric or Jones....who played more shitty?
kuric isn't going through withdrawls. i vote kuric
but really MKG just took kuric out of the game. Jones takes himself out of the game. Louisville obviously has no one that could stop Jones if he wasn't such a shithead
naismith hates what his cration has become
Jay Bilas:“Referee, standing in the coaching box, gives Calipari a T. Then, Gilchrist runs right into Lamb and trips, foul on Louisville. Nice work.”
Sport catching a frisbee...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhhcMw7S24A
I want to get a lot of video of him and edit it with music
one new years eve tradition doesnt have to end...I just peed on teh back of teh garage. Its tradition!
nice. we are getting together a nice group of randoms for the party. looking like a good time.
I hope to getting Tuscan muled by 10:00
I am calling douglas when i head over. Shot glass checkers is already at the scottnhouse. Should be like old times
out throwing frisbee with my dogsneighbor: never thought i'd see teh most excitement from your house on new years would be frisbee with your dogs.i died a little on the inside
It's almost 7:30 I am sober wearing collar and dress shoes. What the fuck happened?
I need jager, the man the legend shirt and fireworks
I blame babies
Have fun tonight fellas, and stay safe.
Drunk Michelle making an appearance for the first time in nearly a year. I took her to yell at goats before the game on Beale and ducks at the Peabody. Heading back shortly to see if Walter is there. Bearcats fans galore... this might be heaven.
Enjoy the evening Schweitzer.
I think we all died a little bit tonight. God I miss new year's. Of course it does smell like 4th of July here since fireworks have been going off all over the place for a while and I guess they wont stop for a couple hours.
Brock, are you trying to relive your bachelor party with your wife? You should only do that with your sister in law and her husband.
Have I ever said how much I love NOLA? More fireworks going off here tonight than in the ville for the 4th. Can't wait for Mardi Gras,
Next year is back on. Suck it!
No offense Phil, but your sister already swore nit off.
I am reclaiming the glory, and we are getting a babysitter cfor everyone upstairs.
Chris more fireworks then the Ville on fourth huh? I feel a little offended. Joe challenge accepted to seriously blow up saint mathews.
Traditions continued...Crying girls, cops, broken shit...
We ate like kings and drank like Burkets last night. Did you know Memphis has a trolley? If you get more than 3 Bearcat fans together at any one place, the Down the Drive chant will immediately emerge. All in all, I'd say it was a successful NYE.
As for bringing the old NYE festivities back, it may be worth coming up with a new tradition. A cabin party, renting out a hall, etc. so no one's home has to be put on the line.
didn't expect someone going through a door would be a tradition continued.
my new favorite song. i got a horse outsidehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPF...be_gdata_player
Let's Get the band back together, have some fun. Scale back the number of people. Could be a good time. Not opposed to brocks idea either.
So who went through door?
Who made it out for NYE?
we are unsure of the details of the door. It was Phil, me, laura and douglas.
I do think a marriage is officially on the rocks now though
Talked to a Girl I work with and mentioned the broken door, apparently her friend was right next door and brought it up to her, thought it was hysterical that's the party I was at
we only go to the classiest parties
they brought over a $500 this morning
Do they circulate 500 dollar bills?
forgot the word check. but mckinley is on the $500
Snoop dogg is awkward on the price is right
Looks like I took home the pick'em prize and 3 individual weeks...what's the total payout? I'll be in town this weekend to collect.
Brock, I'll have your check ready next week when I get the Internet at home.
We will figure out the pickem at work this week. A lot of people never paid up.
david akers has thrown for more NFL touchdown passes than stefan lefors, hunter cantwell, brian brohm and dave ragone combined
how many TDs is that?
Brent, your ESPN league has been a nice yearly bonus. Thanks for setting it up.
I would have given you a better run for your money if I didn't fail to pick twice. One I blame on work and the other I blame on CBS.
Joe, if you just want to give Brent what I am due for the pick'em, he could possibly just tack it on the the check he sends me.
I would have guessed Ragone had 1. I had to look that up. Apparently in his starts he sucked as bad as brohm did.
You killed it this week but of course you didn't have anything to lose. I played a little conservatively to take home the victory. Am I the only one working today? Whose marriage is on the rocks?
Joe - I have a feeling most NYE parties are pretty lame in comparison to what the Burket house use to host. I order some Spinelli's and stayed home.
Wes , you cant compare yourself. Youre like Brooks, youre an institutional man now.
philly fans jeering oh canada. stay classy, douchebags
got in a good "rangers suck" in there too
The video of Roy halladay still working out throwing with the ice on the field was pretty cool.Nice and loud "rangers suck" there. Patti labelle is still alive?
Vitally important wikipedia articlehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_shaped_hills
i always like fly overs. People bitch about them being a waste of money, but someone in the air force was talking about them and said they were highly important training events. They need to coordinate to the second on the fly over at generally a highly important event. Thought that was interesting.
When Jagr is out there its like they are playing a totally different game. He's pretty gppd
And t he dude is like 90
i like him rocking the old school grafs too
that xfinity couch looks awkward
"What's Russ gonna do? Take more shots? How can he?" - Pitino
which is why i love this imagehttp://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_a...lbot_medium.jpg
Go kart racing or hs football all American practice. Tough tv viewing choice.
They probably do not have any responsible "parents" to serve time with them. Bet they are black thugs."Best part of the new facebook courier journal comments section is now you aren't anonymous. Some guy named Jerry Shepard who graduated from fair dale in 1965 posted this. This was a good comment back:Jerry Shepard I hope you are not car jacked by white thugs. Have you been racist all of your life? social thuggery
No just since I moved back to Louisville and have seen all the black racism against whites!And Jerry strikes again.This courier journal comments section is a train wreck.
triple deke time!
nice little minute of hockey there
Post game fights are nice too
Home team loses and they still do fireworks?
Rose bowl is boring
anything with big ten football is boring
arby's french dips are legit. As are the reubens. Their commercials are not
oregon has a bit of speed
I want both teams to lose
Something about the Dr Pepper 10 ad gives me a serious case of the creeps.
the i-75 wreck was pretty impressivehttp://news.cincinnati.com/article/...ssey=nav%7Chead
while I was on the cinci site this article's headline made me chucklehttp://news.cincinnati.com/article/...|text|FRONTPAGE
You got to give Wisconsin 1 more play
pretty lame ending right there
Worst ending to. A football game ever
i like them talking about andrew luck's 2.5 GPA like he's some sort of savant
i'm not sure if these teams are playing good defense or if they are playing shitty offense
So the exact opposite of the last game
Philco, what is the insurance that amex gives you on your purchases?
from the amex site:Shop from the comfort of your own home or at the local shopping center, and rest assured that your eligible purchases are automatically protected when you use your Card.Notice a strange charge on your statement? We'll investigate and, in the meantime, you won't be responsible for paying the charge.So how long does your warranty actually last? We can extend the length of the original manufacturer's warranty, up to one year on your purchases that have U.S. warranties of 5 years or less.Change your mind and the store won't take it back? It's okay, we'll refund the purchase price.Did the kids break something? No worries, accidents happen. We can help you repair it, replace it — or we can reimburse you.http://www304.americanexpress.com/g...about/Gold-CardObviously they have limitations. Like you can only return $300 worth of something at a point and only $1000 a year. Really just "don't fucking abuse this shit" and you should be good to go.
if you do decide to get one, I sent you an email to use that gets me some rewards points. And if you spend $1000 in the first three months I'll give you a $50 gift card!
The Big XII commercial should have just gone the full nine and used the real song and not some bastardized versionhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1sy...eature=youtu.be
commercial in questionhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nXL...layer_embedded#!
i like the herbstreet / peggy commercial
i've had some shitty ideas in my past, but this has to be one of the worst things I've ever seen in my lifehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th5NZxla4qU
i'm going to politely request some OVERTIME!
this shit better not end on a fucking field goal. LAME
come on BW3s!
Wow, stanford kicker 1/4 today. Sucks to be him.
it kind of seems unfair that OK State has a 28 year old playing QB for them
didn't he throw out his arm playing baseball though? Is it some sort of Rookie of the Year story?
he feel fine throwing a football, but still can't throw a baseball. I say seventh round draft pick by the bills
someone posted this on reddit: "Defense can't stop the other team and field goal kicker can't seal a big post-season win? Andrew Luck truly is the next Peyton Manning!"
Surgeon General: Smoking Fine As Long As You Only Do It When You Drinkhttp://www.theonion.com/video/surge...u-only-d,26936/
apparently rory WAS the catalyst for the door smash
Laura thought so.
All he did was work with a girl at GE and she recognized him. Guy flipped out about it.Apparently he stormed off and walked face first into the door - no punching or chair throwing. This was according to the witnesses who were also the ones who called the cops on him so my sister tends to agree that was the true story.
i need to renew my tags. I keep refreshing this page but I swear the images NEVER CHANGEhttp://www.jeffersoncountyclerk.org/webcams.asp
at the juneau branch, the woman in the light blue jacket I think has been there for two hours.
The best place to go is downtown
apparently. the chick in the blue jacket still hasn't moved
blue jacket is up! She made it!
downtown branch does look like the best one
10% off at pyrodirect. That is all.
all-white vs all-black NFL team. Who ya got?http://deadspin.com/5872698/all+whi...team-who-ya-got
Does anyone watch The League? I watched the first two seasons while being stuck up at 3AM sleep training the baby and I have to say the show grows on you a little bit.
Hell of a question. Who is the best linebacker? Clay mathews? I think the white squad would have a better quarterback and maybe rush protection. I can't think of any white corners or safeties.
Suppose to read the best white linebacker. Mathews?
when shopping for fireworks I never know if they didn't just raise the prices 10% and then said they were 10% off. Joe should create a spreadsheet.
What kind of budget do you guys work with? I'm sure they are cheaper in bulk... or homemade.
The league is a good show. Our budget all revolves around how many people want to pitch in.
We need to come up with a game plan for what we are launching. I'd think fireworks would be infinitely cheaper at this time of year than at the 4th but what do I know
Would it be a good idea to create a 4th/NYE fund? Open an account and everyone chuck in a few dollars, let it build some interest, and have something to go with for planning purposes?I'd certainly buy shares in that investment.
Brock you just need to make sure you are here on the 4 th
could we start a non-profit?
Since I no longer have shackles on my ankles as a postdoc, my schedule is much better.We could name it the Booze/Fireworks/Babysitters Fund.
i always like babysitters
from reddit:Gave my pirate-loving landlord his Christmas gift last night: January's rent. In coins. His response: "You're both awesome and a huge asshole."http://i.imgur.com/q10qS.jpg
Can't store fireworks here, they wouldn't last.
Sadly , I think the purchasing trip is a lot of the fun.
http://m.firecold.com/videos/kelly-...ur-hexafluorideWorth watching for nph's last comment
purchasing trip probably was the hardest I've laughed in the past 5 years
i'm a little bummed out about this guy being white because I had a really nice brother mouzone quote to use about why this guy needed to be held with a $30,000 bond.http://www.fox59.com/news/wxin-munc...,2441996.column
from this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGGrvn44LNA
comment on reddit for this gif: http://i.imgur.com/QY05d.gif"that's a good way to break two washing machines"
PIE IN THE HOLE!http://i.imgur.com/t59oP.gif
News Conference Live From New Orleans Drew BreesNews story coming up on ESPN. What could it be?
He has hired Chris as his personal doctor
Speaking of disasters for QBs, I'm hoping to see me some Jeff Garcia!http://deadspin.com/5872817/holy-sh...third+string-qb
for those that don't think hockey is a tough sport, check out what happens to the play of the game in the world juniorshttps://twitter.com/#!/USAHockeySco...022225828257794
What will be more lame... Sugar bowl or Orange bowl
the "adrian can't go to NYE bowl" was about as lame as it gets
Well played philco
i do what I can.I'm watching How I Met Your Mother during halftime and Marshal's "Fran Tarkenton for President" apron is pretty awesome
the talk about david wilson's car is pretty awesome
i usually like VT for their special team plays. But WTF are they thinking tonight?
the rate beamer has been fucking up the play calling I wouldnt be shocked if they run a fake punt
er, field goal
i do love my some college football overtime
moral of the story: kickers suck
to be fair, i believe Henry might have been that kickers backup he was so far down the depth chart.
maybe I will see a OT that doesnt end one a lame field goal. Please BW3s dont fail me now!
YOU FAILED ME!
my sister's friend made this comic about the door incident:http://i.imgur.com/bdCEV.png
Did we really miss waffles?
i have no idea what the waffles was about
apparently one of my sister's friends was offering to take my sister to wafflehouse to make her feel better
nice article on kwame brownhttp://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...210/kwame-brown
I liked advice from me Laura and Douglas: the cops come every year, no big deal. Just don't let them come twice, they always leave with someone the second time.
This was followed by "why the hell did you call the cops on your own party?"
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|HomeHardcore wheelchIair riding
Back to fireworks, I keep getting emails for firework coupons, but I delete them because I can't keep fireworks around the house, they won't last.
what's the proper means of keeping fireworks?
someone at work just said "steve you'd be a horrible murderer. you're not like phil."
Not let them near people that like to blow them up randomly.I think the murderer comment is a felony n my office.
ah, i thought there was a moisture related reason.
Maybe Chris can ask drew breed to help fund our 4th show.
Chris kaman would be more of a likely donor
Wait is he with the hornets?
fark headlines of the year:Baby Jesus stolen from church nativity. Maybe they should try nailing him downTeen tries to feed shark, succeedsBrowns sign Usama, expected to help them bring down Jets in New YorkIn the end, Penn State comes up a little behindHow to Become a Beekeeper. Well, 1. Get some bees, and 2. Keep themFull set of teeth successfully grown in lab, scientists awarded with plaqueBruce Willis to sell New York apartment at a loss. Yippie-ki-yay, market failureLeslie Nielsen had an entirely different kind of funeral. AltogetherPalin to embark on short bus tour this weekendAT&T is getting married to T-Mobile. There will be no reception afterwards
I hate being sick. I am bored and my sleep is all out of whack. I think I have lost about 10 lbs alone in shitting. I want to eat something other than ritz crackers but i don't want to face the consequences.
some nice weight loss right there
The late night run to Walgreens for pepto and tp was classy.
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/20...04/2898249.htmlso you medical people on here, explaing baron davis' injury to me.
http://onirishroad.blogspot.com/200...nking-game.htmli want to play a game like this over teh weekend.
that game looks like it could be the death of me over a weekend
holy shit, some fucker stole my idea. simulate the white vs black game on madden and did ithttp://deadspin.com/5873045/we-simu...ou-dont-have-to
the fact that it is the cowboys vs the raiders just cracks me up
is this tweet from kobe bryant true...http://i.imgur.com/4QjPj.png
It was on Conan last night, it's true I'm sure, but he didn't tweet it
http://deadspin.com/5873123/tim-how...t-scored-a-goalnot a soccer fan, but this is pretty cool.
http://www.stormthecastle.com/catap...-catapult-1.htmany one interested in helping me build something like this for water balloons?
Greg platt is all in on the catapult. This is going to be awesome.
Catapult looks bad ass
A trebuchet would be badass. Probably not the best option though to have a big ass counter weight with small kids around.
I'm liking the torsion rope one. Personally, with mr. platt on it we will have a small arsenal of catapult like devices that will launch water balloons to teh scholl and will be entering the pumpkin chuckin' world championships next year.
what kind of distance do we want? What type of launcher would anybody like to see? Do we have build teams and have a series of launchers competing?
I was telling a guy at work and I estimated 300 ft. 250-300 sounds reasonable.
if we can hit the cross street (sherrin) we are nearing the 500 foot mark.
yes, i am interested, yes i will help, yes i will launch the fuck out of some water balloons
I kind of just want to build one this month just for the fun of it.
Joe, did you get a tape measure out and figure the distance to Sherrin?
some running website listed end of gloucester to sherrin as .11 miles when I mapped it
This is just fantasticAccording to a citation, Courtney R. King, 30, allegedly fought with security guards and police at Phoenix Hill Tavern on Dec. 29 and told them: “You are going to --- die. I am a lawyer. You can Google me.”http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home
I wonder if we could get Sport to chase a tennis ball from the catapult.
i wonder if we can get sport to do this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PcL6-mjRNk
holy crap adrian
phil, i willl wach the video when I get home
some dude made a machine that automatically launches a tennis ball when his dog "loads" it. I'm sure I've posted it before
this made me chucklehttp://imgur.com/MYePw
picture of ruslan salei's kid during the tribute to him and the rest of the dudes who died in the plane crash during last nights game:https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.ne...612267227_n.jpg
dan patrick show discussing a member of ABBA who died walking through a glass door. Sounds like new years.
Did The Media Treat Bachmann Unfairly Because She's An Insane Woman?http://www.theonion.com/video/did-t...use-shes,26961/
i wish I could find a larger version of this:http://i.imgur.com/35ciJ.gif
Phil what is the last pic you posted
it was just posted under "evening traffic" on reddit:http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/commen...vening_traffic/these things are called cinemagraphs
Phil, my new supervisor just dropped a "shanks shoo" or howver you spell it.
ahh, my old alma mater, making me proud once again:http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home
thank shanks shu is infectious
headline on fark:West Virginia defeats Clemson 70-33 in the Orange Bowl. To put that into perspective, the last time a group of South Carolinians were beaten this badly, it ended slavery
st. matthews has too much crime
anybody with plans this weekend?
i'm going to wander the streets of st. matthews looking for free guns because apparently people just leave them laying around
team couldn't find replacement glass for the boards in a hockey game, so they came up with a creative solution:http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...p;v=Je2DCYndfk0
anyone that wants van halen tickets give me a yell. Amex is doing a presale. It'll probably only be the best seats though
I have no plans for the evening, probably be lame.
UL screwed up Laura's status as a student so I may or may not have 2nd half of the season season tickets. damn that school.
UK would never do that to you
Laura said she does have the tickets. so tomorrow I am going to a UL game. Anyone want to drink beer and build a catapult?
my analogy didn't go over great on reddit in regards to why dudes using a fleshlight is creepy:To me guys that use the fleshlight are turning masturbation into an event. What the hell is wrong with your hand? I feel like it is the difference between watching the movie Major League because it is on TBS and going to the store and renting Major League to watch it.
i was pleased to see that texts from bennett is still being updatedhttp://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/
My dentist told me not to chew my tongue anymore. Now all I can think about it what to do with my tongue and how it doesn't fit in my mouth properly. Driving me insane
Is this a bad pick up line you are working on?
WBBM Newsradio in Chicago reports that the unidentified woman, who is in her 20s, was at a River North nightclub Sept. 29 when she met Castro. After 3 a.m. CT, she went with a friend to his apartment, where she alleges that the assault took place.The woman went to a hospital the next evening and police became involved, while Castro left for his offseason in the Dominican Republic, according to the report.Cubs shortstop accused of sexual assault. Those 2 paragraphs sound a little sketchy.
http://deadspin.com/5873705/andy-da...stopped-poopingThis was me Monday night through wednesday.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/a.../hof_2012.shtmlTim salmon is a lock
Watch your Saints at Saints! $2 Beers for all Saints Fans wearing their best!Thanks for the sweatshirt Chris.
February 10th or 11th keep free. We have my neighbors 21st birthday. I told him I would rally the troops.
I might have a valentines day thing to do.HA HA JUST KIDDING I'M FREE
i feel gus johnson is forcing excitement
http://deadspin.com/5873900/an-inte...rture-from-espnI'm jealous jim Everett got to do this and I didntGus Johnson "AND THEiR BACK IN IT!". Now a 10 point game.
I want Gus Johnson to yel. Get him a body bag
i like petrino going deep after a team's guy got carted off. NO MERCY
http://www.ridetarc.org/tripplan/Worst come to worst tomorrow Phil
worst comes to worst is JUDGEMENT NIGHT
Damn website didn't save the trip planner. 2:48 on payne street across the street from spring street.
you can use google mapshttp://g.co/maps/v3m93
I am thinking judgment night
That was the most excited anyone has ever said "SQUARES HIS SHOULDERS!"
This commercial for the epic dinne box made me chuckle
i got a check from my student loan place because they owed me money on the loan I paid off. I want to frame this shit.
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/201...in-new-orleans/Chris, where were you and henry last night?
Taking AJ to his first Knights basketball game today. Go Knights!!
why does my phone have a text to joe that says "met jimmy buffet"
Because you touch yourself at night.
Wait. Joe sent the text to me. Doesn't change the fact that I touch myself at night though
the pizza principle of NYChttp://www.observer.com/2010/real-e...ces-follow-suit
I believe Chris sent that to Joe and he forwarded it. In other news, Kevin harmed has a creepy new stalker...KEVIN HARNED!!!!!!!
that rings familiar
this cracks me up for some reason:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WFFYBLuaz8
I'm still not 100% how Datsyuk was able to get the puck in from this angle.http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/co...5&id=148273
harned appreciated it. I enjoy going out but i have more shame the next day than I used to.
nurse coworker just used me to test a battery operated blood pressure machine, and apparently I am dying.
got an email that another guy i graduated hs with commited suicide. There have been like 4 in the past couple years.
so my son is not going to trinity apparently
The one's of us who weren't molested by a teacher didn't turn out that bad.
Revelations 6:2 "And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer."Had a bow, or a Tebow? Either way I think the Broncos are bringing upon the apocalypse.
If I know anything about the internet, to make this a thing you have to put your jokes with text on a picture. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35oas8/
I like the tebow 316 passing yards. So much John 3:16 talk.
i've decided to go the other route
my picture got one upvote on reddit. SOMEBODY LIKES ME
would it be harassment to send this to jerome?http://imgur.com/ArSiR
someone just sent me a screenshot of a screenshot that I sent her
because I have a fucked up head, every time I read Barry Larkin I always think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We8MeWpyBgA
It is terrifying how much of my vocabulary is directly stolen from that CD.
evolution of the giant headshttp://www.grantland.com/blog/the-t...balls-big-heads
almost game time!
Wow... a game of field goals that will likely lead to a controversial champ.
Who else deserved to be in the final game?
Another SEC team probably... they seem to be the only ones who can afford it.
I don't think any team could score against this Bama defense tonight. Holy shit they are pumped up.
Shit, this is total domination by Bama. LSU doesn't even look like they belong on the same field.
LSU just now crossed the 50.
I guess all the SEC haters can finally say in 6 years that an SEC team has finally lost in the BCS game.
I guess all the SEC haters can finally say in 6 years that a SEC team has finally lost in the BCS game.
Ok that was a stupid ass comment"Has Alabama finally found a coach and forget about the Bear"Really?
Take the fucking mic away from Upshaw. I would shit if his degree was in communications. Good thing he will be making millions in the Pros.
This guy is dragging ads this morning.
This should cheer up LSU fans.LSU has beaten the Big East Champs, Pac 10(12) Champs and the BCS Champs all in the same season.
didnt even make their own conference championship game. garbage
Didn't win the conference and still crushed the best team in college football.
So a co worker just said that Bama could beat some NFL teams. No fucking way.
bama couldnt beat LSU a couple months ago
Joe have you put any thought into the catapult?
word on the street is that shabazz is going to UK
not much thought. I was thinking of throwing something together this weekend just for the fun of it to see how it works, then upgrade from there.
I got a 3 day weekend this weekend, some 2x4s in the garage and laura is out of town. Do I have a better reason to watch sports and build a catapult?
this is the kind of hard hitting journalism that the CJ should do more oftenhttp://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home
The Bryce Cotton Odyssey http://www.cardchronicle.com/2012/1...-cotton-odyssey
John Parr fucking updated "St. Elmo's Fire" to "Tim Tebow's Fire"http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...p;v=gAIQWzW1MIc
I’m Getting Drunk While Watching the BCS Championship Game in 3D Because It’s the Future of Sportshttp://gizmodo.com/5874619/im-getti...uture-of-sports
I came home to 1 of my tvs with a digital box telling me I didn't have subscriptions for most my hd channels. No espn2 tonight would hane gotten someone stabbed.
Siva is fucking awful!
So apparently ul had a game tonight?
Siva picks up #5 down 24 on a 3 point shot with 11 to go. F'ing ridiculous.
So is UofL officially in panic mode yet?
Trivia team name: You call an older woman who likes younger men a cougar. You call an older man who likes younger men a nitany lion.
Nice one Brock
Posted on reddit. Documentation of a brown recluse bite with pics http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comment...d_hospitalized/
top 25 scenes from Trigger Happy TV.http://list25.com/25-best-scenes-fr...igger-happy-tv/NO, I'M ON A CELL PHONE!
Shit nobody sayshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-x8t0JOnVw
I should have never clicked on my year end spending on american express's website
i'm pretty sure I saw this 15 years ago on america's funniest homevideos but this cracked me uphttp://i.imgur.com/S2aLp.gif
I'm thinking of getting this TV:http://www.amazon.com/Panasonic-VIE..._pr_product_top
What is it about that tv that is making you think about buying it?
Sec refs need some work.
seems like a good price point. not a bunch of extra bullshit either.
top ten nhl plays of the season so farhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkCz...utu.be&hd=1
The Snowpocolypse is upon us.
Supposed to be in MN today, snowpocolypse thought otherwise
laura flies out to florida tomorrow, might not happen
Time to break out the good ol' "Forecast calls for 1 to 3 inches....ladies" team name
I was reading about Don Bosco in the New Yorker and was pleased to see Trinity mentioned more than a few timeshttp://www.newyorker.com/reporting/...fa_fact_mcgrath
http://youngandcatholic.net/2011/06/17-kids/So my cousin posted this on facebook. Who knew there was a website called young and catholic. Sounds like a dating website for Phil.
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barst...on-their-heads/So is Louisville motor boating sons of bitches?
http://www.cardchronicle.com/2012/1...-cards-taken-inSoccer is stupid but well played headline
most depressing headline ever
Damnit Joe, I read the article on that "Young and Catholic" site about the "evils" of contraceptives and I just want to put a dent in someone's forehead.Quote: "Natural family planning is 99% effective." -- yeah, with a margin of error of 50%. Some people are dense, which will make givimg them a dent in the forehead that much harder.
Nice TV Philco. I have a 50" Panasonic Viera plasma and absolutely love that TV. Pioneer use to be the best plasmas on the market, now it is Panasonic (they bought their technology).
The only negative I can really see with that TV is that the 3D glasses do not come with them.
two vaginas, hot or not?http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...WO-vaginas.html
I read about that chick. crazy stuff.
Last night on the office there was the greatest team name ever from when they went to a gay bar for trivia.The Queerenstein Bears
no kuric tomorrow. well shit.
This is funny http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comment...my_life_so_far/
i was just about to post a reddit thread myself. I liked the "glitch in the matrix" one today:http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...matrix_stories/
better link, with the top stories at the, well, tophttp://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...ories/?sort=top
http://www.barstoolsports.com/bosto...me-not-top-ten/How is scalabrine still in the league?
Greg ostertag and Antoine walker are still hanging around the nbdl.
KENTUCKY PLAYS GROWN MEN!
Uk lucky to only be down 6
Eloy Vargas is a grown man.
KY looks almost as good as UofL
UL would be down double digits
Louisville would have fouled out 5 players
Joe did chris get to go to the saints game?
Tennessee is poopwater. I wouldnt sweat too much.
All of these games are really pointless because UNC is going to win the championship.
Really? I think Murray State would argue differently.
No he didnt travel to san fransisco.
hopefully he gets to travel to lambeau next week or stay in nawlins for a home game
lambeau would be sick
My parents said that if they make the super bowl he definitely gets to go.
I'll believe he gets to go to the Super Bowl when he is on the plane flying there. I hope he gets to, but we'll see.
I'm guessing the only way I get to see any more games is if giants and saints win, then play here in the NFC championship. Promises were made for a super bowl trip if the saints made it, but with the way things are going, I don't see them coming through with that. Lambeau for the NFC championship would be fucking awesome, though.
A couple of money quotes from Pitino's postgame press conference: "Our offense was Russ Smith in the middle of the park in Queens." And. "What did Carolina lose by today? Anybody know? They'll probably pack the season in now."
saints better step it up, cheering for the hornets is kind of lame
i wish bad things upon david akers!
30 yard qb run. wtf?
that was one of the best play calls I've ever seen in my life
#74 was probably giggling to himself as he ran down the field looking for someone to pop
vernon davis grew a pair since last year
Tobacco Road Marathon for Annabelle's Angels To raise money for Annabelle's Angels, and to make the Tobacco Road Marathon on 3/18 in N.C. true to its name, I will commit to smoke 1 cigar, during the marathon, for every $1,000 raised. this could get ugly for this person
this john 3:16 commercial is horrible
I was pulling for tebow until that ad.
i feel the last time I watched magahee play a relevant game he blew his knee out in college
go cards go krogeringTD Branch!
Insight running their commercial bashing satellite TV and conveniently my cable goes out.
http://betadata.courier-journal.com...case/8011100081This is right by your sisters house phil
http://betadata.courier-journal.com...case/8010019544Really, the dog is lost and I am not going to rape you.
The good thing about cheering for UofL is that you never have terribly high expectations. Yes UofL fans get their hopes up every now and then, but we can usually be happy with a good tourny run. Unfortunately, down here it's expecected that the Saints win. I never doubted that the Saints would at least make it to the NFC championship game. Didnt think they should be favored in San Fran, but I still thought they'd pull it out.
So that rant was a veiled way of saying you cried yourself to sleep last night?
apparently bama fans t-bagged a dead lsu fan at the krystal burger in New Orleanshttp://deadspin.com/5876249/an-alab...-street-krystal
I just read that on there. Kind of disgusting.
I can't wait for that 30 for 30
I just dropped something and bent over to pick it up and went eyeball first into the corner of a shelf. I think I am blind in the right eye now.
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Homehurstbourne lane is the ghetto
lets play the marshall erickson drunk or kid game:http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...dyssey=nav|head
just talked to the oldest platt, he workls at molly malones in st. matthews now. might have to go harrass him.
FACT: that mcdonalds is the one that Playboy's hottest employees was at...
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/201...oking-to-score/Sec basketball at it's finest
Federal holidays are nice.
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...xt%7CSports%7CpNku is going d1. When is bu going?
today would be an amazing day to stay home
Wendy peppercorn! Sandlot is a good movie for a rainy day.
Fab five is on today. It is full of race issues. Had the fab five had one or two white freshman mixed in would have it been the same?
Dude, Georgetown College and Lindsey Wilson made top plays this weekend.
the game winner from the other freethrow line
What about HBCU playing basketball today? Good to play in honor MLK or should they be off in his honor? I just don't want to go sit through another womens NAIA basketball game and a men's team that hasn't won all year.
There is also hockey, which is pretty much the opposite of HBCU athletics.
I just thought of an awesome hockey movie.
Joe Paterno's "I never heard of man rape" is going to be up there along with "definition of is" in terms of stupid defenses
What is this hockey movie?
HBCU college creates a hockey team
it'd be this movie, but with black peoplehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgWEXByZ99E
if the louisville game ends up on blackout i'm going to be a sad panda
"Italian media has reported that Schettino was close to the shore in order to wave to a friend who was on land."http://abcnews.go.com/International...76#.TxRP8G8S1tkReminds me of this comic I saw on reddithttp://imgur.com/vuzKi
Jefferson co sheriff just rolled up next door.
Looking for druuuuuuuuugs?
i think it is amazing that the CJ contacted the bullet county sheriff about zapos being hacked. I'd love to hear his reaction. I assume it was more or less "What the fuck is the internet?"
i love it when ESPN has polls like thishttp://imgur.com/T0DbY
someone told me they were taking a half day for MLK. I told them then it was more of a Booker T Washington Holiday. Racist?
the same thing happens on those polls whenever they bring up UK, KY will be one color and every other state will be another, always amusing
can't spell "horrible, unoriginal execution of a joke stolen from spurrier" without UK
who is this team?
siva decided to get into the action
buzz lightyear looks TERRIFYING in that disney commercial.
Junior Cadougan is fun to say
fouls, fouls, foulds
swop's foul was just ridiculous
that was just a bad missed dunk. no one touched him
the rate they were fouling i think they just blew the whistle based on muscle memory
all our fouls have been offensive though
someone pointed out if last week was John 3:16, then this week must have been Revelation 13:6
and now marquette fouls in volumes
i'm a bit shocked i haven't heard from pat yet
russ already has 12 shots.
what's up with the dude with the super bowl shirt getting all the air time?
that dude is fat
when did nunez and price become good enough to play for pitino?
based on what I'm seeing, apparently they aren't
there we go, pat finally bitching
College baskeball is BS. either let contact or don't
that was a ballsy shot but russ there
funny how chris smith has been getting grabbed all game and he makes one move and the foul is on him
fouls, fouls, fouls, fouls
maybe the fouls are really more annoying than usual because they are at 100% shooting and it always seems to be an "and-one" situation
walk? really. thank you refs
swop may have shat himself on that play
siva is incompetent to dribble the ball up the court
predator is getting on my nerves
how is that not over the back?
ref had no enthusiasm in that call. he didnt know what to do
probably just got bored of calling offensive fouls
at that point where a whistle will blow every trip
there it was
not hoping for a comeback here...
i believe free throws are literally the difference once again
Actually, I think the game swung around after Siva hit the old guy. Maybe he's a witch.
from Pat: "this is one of the most unlikeable teams I remember..."
I got a "it is gonna suck playing NIT games at Freedom Hall while the NCAAs are at Yum"
Card chronicle conveniently down.
"kix is the hand job of cereals, pretty good, but you know what we really want."Donald glover stand up. He has a company called donglover, not sure if it is don glover...or dong lover.
What is the donkey punch?http://deadspin.com/5876657/donkey-...ardy-tonight-tk
Check out this nasty roundhouse kick..."watch out for lions!"http://deadspin.com/5876227/edson-b...=deadspin-video
January tornado! Duck and cover.
this thing better go big or go home, i don't want to be teased with flickering lights, i want our office's power knocked the fuck out or nothing at all
Anyone taking the tornado seriously? Come on
Btw, don't put that on my tombstone if I die. I'd rather it look like this:http://pnmedia.gamespy.com/classicg...41178927274.gif
we got sirens and that is about it
we evacuated window seats. doesnt affect me.
THIS DANGEROUS STORM WILL ALSO IMPACT... LOUISVILLE... ST. MATTHEWS... PROSPECT... LYNDON... ANCHORAGE... MIDDLETOWN... OAK PARK AND WATSON... UTICA AND RIVER BLUFF... ORCHARD GRASS HILLS AND BROWNSBORO... CRESTWOOD AND PEWEE VALLEY... never fails to hit us
IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS
donkey punch on jeopardyhttp://deadspin.com/5876657/donkey-...ardy-tonight-tk
joe on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 8:14 PMWhat is the donkey punch?http://deadspin.com/5876657/donkey-...ardy-tonight-tk
SON OF A BITCH
saw this on the louisville message board: Heard an AC unit was blown off the Brown Hotel and is laying on Broadway right now.
just rain here, i was forcibly evacuated to our basement, our general counsel knew it was a joke to do it, but they didn't want to take any chances. i love all the women in the office that totally freak out at some rain
The entire building but our floor evacuated to the stairwell (humana). We were told to just stay away from windows.
LGE website lists power outage in my neighborhood. # people affect listed as <5. odds that I am one of the 5 houses. >95%.
glad to know our government cares about its people...
Phantom fireworks was hit!
sad packers fanhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...;v=ZjvXxwvg8mc#!
I drove a 2012 5 series bimmer today. I have a feeling that will be my next car. A friend of my is having his bimmer serviced so they provided him the 5 series. I was driving it cautiously at first then opened it up on 71. I am in love.
I'm glad I have never had a thing for needing/wanting a nice car.
5 series cost more than my mortgage payments
5 series car payments are more than my monthly mortgage payments, that is
ditto joe's comment, i guess i grew up driving not the nicest cars and i still managed to get wherever i needed to go i never sweat it too much. with that said, i do like my minivan. a 5 series it is not, but going from a piece of shit protege to a new sienna is pretty sweet for me
So my new lab has state of the art equipment. Such as robots that prepare all the samples. Its like a scifi movie here. You can have your 5 series, Ill take the robot that does all the hard work for me. It probably costs as much as that car.
the wikipedia outage tomorrow for SOPA/PIPA is going to cause this tomorrow:http://xkcd.com/903/
buckles out for season
and next season
Is Kevin Harned the new Bob Dominie?
I am sure glad gilchrsist and Davis are coming back next year...
joking aside, teague hasn't played himself to the league yet, so he could be back possibly. that could be fun next year
Brent, text me your address so you can get your pick'em money. The guy at work is going to send you your money.
sadly, deener show is about WWE wrestling. Sports radio listeners are frequently the same people that watch WWE wrestling.
maybe they will all have substance abuse problems that keeps the nba from drafting them
I prefer using the excuse of continuously injuring players as to why they stay 4, 5, 6 years.
i liked this twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/Encarta95/sta...526112563695616
valhalla will be in the next tiger woods game. I might have to pick it up.
there are rumors of Kevin Ware out with a torn meniscus.
i can't even make fun anymore, it's not funny
we have confimation through tweet to mike rutherford of card chronicle. menscectomy for average person is 4-6 weeks to back to full activity.
Joe, what's the word on the pick'em league payout?
Awesome, just read aboce
so a girl i work with knows mike rutherford and a friend of hers hooked up with him last weekend. apparently he's got his own little posse of groupie UL fans
rumor is that it is a knee bruise
Phil, you never paid joe for the pick em league? Douglas, did you pay?
commish said only 2 people didn't pay and he is hunting them down. I dont remember paying him for you all. This is a mess.
no i never did, every time i see joe i remember after i saw him that i meant to give him money. i can just mail it to you if necessary...
i think my team name for tomorrow is "Getting Blacked Out To Fight SOPA"
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