i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
Posted by Phil on September 25th, in the afternoon | 1332 comments
Making it happen now!
Pretty sure I just heard someone in the Vikings game yell "Learn the fucking rules!"
My aunt and uncle are in Buffalo and watched the game. They say its a madhouse.
Phil, you're going to find yourself in a rare situation where you have to root for the Cowboys on Monday night. If they win, you win the weekly pool.
BTW, that's the lamest football video I've ever seen, even for the Bills.
Actually nevermind, looks like that Chris McDonog guy will win.
The Ric Flair cameo on the Cleveland Show is pretty comical.
all the bills haters gave me the edge. Luckily I hate both the skins and Cowboys.
Someone connected to Kansas State seems to think that Louisville and Cinci are going to be the first two into the Big 12
The only reason you hear Cincy is because its a K-State source. The Huggins connection. Honestly, there are so many rumors now that someone will be right by default.
I can't imagine ul not ending up in big 12
Bob Beatty doesn't give a shit about Don Broscohttp://www.maxpreps.com/news/FmbAqe...al-rankings.htm
Phil, you didnt see anyone get murdered on the schnitzelburg pub walk Saturday?
Never made it out. But my irrational fear of drinking in germantown is looking more and more rational. Ever since Declan got fucked up I've been iffy about that general area.
I was just reading about that...one punch. Damn.
good article on the Brooklyn nets from Gladwellhttp://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...s-nba-economics
getting backed over and having your leg pinned under a motorized wheelchair is surprisingly painful.
anyone want to go with me on "the nature boy ric flair's male bonding nature trail"?
Nice break down of Fred Jackson's big play yesterdayhttp://espn.go.com/blog/boston/new-...sets-up-late-fg
I don't know what is more sweet. First place or beating Joe to move into first place. Nemesis.
I'll be ready when the playoffs come around.
I don't know what game excites me more this weekend:St. X - TrinityBellarmine baseball alumni gameUL-MarshallUK-LSU
St.X-Trinity is this weekend?
I am surprised I didn't know this. Probably because it will be a slaughter.
We will be in town for a wedding Friday night. Obviously my cousin is not a Trinity grad.
Joe sent me this text:Larger margin of victory? LSU or Trinity?
the radio started it with who scores more points this weekend.
I'm going Trinity. Last year the rivalry game required a running clock at the end meaning 45 point lead. LSU has a really strong defense, but the offense isn't exactly dominant
google has released google gaydayhttp://www.google.com/search?q=is+b...680&bih=861
LSU, have you seen UK play.
Probably buying a car this weekend. Anybody want to chime in on what I am looking at:1) 2011/2012 Hyundai Sonata 2.0 turbo limited 2) 2011 Ford Taurus Limited3) 2008 Infiniti M35x4) 2008 BMW 528 xiThe Infiniti and BMW are both cpo cars while the other two are new. I drove 1 and 2 yesterday, and to be honest the Hyundai has the edge. It's a nice car.
#1, I like the idea of a new car. The 2008 Taurus I didnt like and I still hold a grudge. I had bad blind spots historically with the Taurus. Odds that both LSU and Trinity put up 50 points?
LSU might not put up 50, UK lost 49-0 in Baton Rouge last time but Miles called off the dogs. He could have scored 100+. I don't think we crossed mid field until the 2nd half if at all.I wonder how many defensive TDs LSU will have against UK? Over under at 2?
will both teams win by more than 45?
Trinity is going to beat the shit out of St. X. I would say be careful because it is a rivalry game, however, Trinity is just too damn talented. LSU and Bama are the best teams in the country, UK is one of the worst. LSU wins by at least 45, unless Miles calls off the dogs early.
I'd be shocked to see UK on their side of the field in the first half.
45 is trinity's magic number, because at a 45 point lead the clock doesnt stop and that is embarrassing. I see trinity outscoring LSU, but I see X outscoring UK.
Oh the point differential will be higher in the LSU game. The only saving grace for UK, is the game is at 12:20. Thank God it is not a night game, as I'd just feel sorry for UK walking into Death Valley with the crowd having tail gate all day long.
chris mentioned venturing to baton rouge this weekend. could be fun. Joanna might not be safe there in her UK blue.
It would have been fun to go see the slaughter, but I have a clinic that morning and a high school game that night, so I don't think we'll make it. HS games on Saturday fucking blow.
Something about owning a Hyundai doesnt sit well with me. I know they have changed their image but maybe that's just for the newer generation. Im stuck in my ways.
Wes is married, he doesn't need to impress girls with the badge on his car. Other than that I've read the Hyundai is the way to go.
office conversation overheard today:person 1: what part of india are you from, I can't pick up an accent or anythingperson 2: puerto rico
hyundais are actually really good cars now. the same company makes kias, so hyndais are like the acuras to hondas, or lexuses to toyotas. my dad has one and he loves it, and that's like an 08 or something. the newer ones are even nicer. i do understand the old stereotype about them though
and as someone who was at the UK-Florida game last week, and seeing them get thoroughly embarrassed at home, seeing them go into death valley, regardless of the time, will not be pretty. florida pretty much only ran the ball the end of the first half and the second half, essentially calling off the dogs, and they still kicked UK's ass.
Joe, how's your team doing in preparation for our big game on Sunday?
let me check with my players.
sounds like one of our better defensive skaters is questionable. He is currently at the orthopedist for a shoulder injury from sliding into 3rd base.
there is still a bounty
We may be short ourselves it is looking like
we are about to celebrate the anniversay of the great flood of st. matthews. Anyone up for some canoing?
Just test drove a 2008 Audi A6 3.2, 2008 528i xDrive, and a 2008 Inifiti M35x. They all ride pretty sweet, however, they all have 40-47K miles on them. I am pretty blown away by the 528ix balance and weight distribution. They even have some really nice used 335i, the nice 3 series with the turbo engine but I just don't think that is the way to go if I want to have more kids.
"if I want to have more kids." GET IT!
That's great stuff Joe. Maybe your brother should buy one?
I doubt either you or chris have much to say about that
Yeah not so much.
The next family car is going to be an extended cab F150
i'm about to buy a fucking minivan, fuck you all for buying cool cars
Douglas, about as cool as you can do is a MB R350
Wes, if I were you, I would get one of these...you have a family now and can't put a price tag on safety.http://www.carsbase.com/photo/Conqu...8_pic_60465.jpg
Or the ford supervan!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pc0-0kMa5g
Disregard. I was thinking of the Renault Escape F1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaW_35KPDBY
chris, is that the 4 door truck? Go at least F250.
there is a yellow F650 that rides down breckinridge lane often.
Brent that thing is awesome, I just saw it on MSN today as it was listed as one of the cars that is worth the price. I think it is like $625K or somewhere in that ball park.
If you go F250 you better get a dually and a diesel.
Unreal stories about pippin and Jordanhttp://t.co/ZfEKHNh4
pissed i fell asleep last night before baseball was over.
FYI for all, we're having a gathering at my place next saturday for my 30th if anyone is interested.
Your birthday actually is saturday, right? B-mac is Thursday?Are birthday fireworks allowed?
yes and yes. and in my neighborhood, probably not, stupid HOA
I love getting e-mails with "do the needful" in them
did the bike to work with the mayor again. A little less of a publicity stunt. the mayor and about 5 others of us ditched the pack. kind of funny that we left about 20 other bikes behind.
http://www.wlky.com/news/29349076/detail.htmlhavent watched the video yet, but probably good footage of me pullin gout in front of a car.
someone falls of their bike in the video
chances of the red sox v rays making the playoffshttp://i.imgur.com/2xFkc.jpg
this made me chucklehttp://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/a...shing-as,26218/
Joe you'll be happy to know that wiegandt did his best to ignore me bush s roggin and Pitts today at golf
will he even be around tomorrow for the old timers game?
Trinity game looks better on the internet than the game they are showing on TV
Teresa Bachman is a WIZARD
Game on here: http://wazoosports.com/
i'm gonna get cell phone video of the waggener game that is better tehn what is on wazoo right now
how do you leave the best player on the field so open repeatedly?
It's official, I love my car.
latest rumorsThe Big 12 would add BYU, TCU, West Virginia, Louisville and Cincinnati, thereby killing the Big East in its current version as a football conference. The Big 12 would then invite Notre Dame into the league for its applicable Olympic sports, but football would remain independent.The Big 12 would then be at 14 schools and Notre Dame would agree to a situation similar to what Kevin White agreed to with the Big East in football, i.e. Notre Dame would play three Big 12 teams per year.Notre Dame changes up its Thanksgiving week routine and Texas becomes an annual series there, replacing the Longhorns game with Texas A&M. That's the hope from Texas at least.Notre Dame would have the first right of refusal to join in full with football should the next conference realignment step force Notre Dame into a football conference, i.e. suddenly there are four 16-team super conferences and break away from the NCAA.
I have a hard time seeing Notre Dame aligning itself with the Big 12, they fit better with the Big 10. Of course, that is just my opinion.
What car did u end up getting?
Good morning UK fans. Enjoy the next 3 hours, relax, have a few beers and stock up on KY because this afternoon is gonna hurt something bad. Finally we get a home game. Geaux Tigahs!!!
Navy-Air Force game is awesome!
pretty lame how it ended there
Anyone interested in getting together for some brews and football tomorrow? Baby shower is opening up some free time.
http://brokensidewalk.com/2011/09/2...d-ride-to-work/check out these cool guys on bikes
andre johnson just wrecked both my fantasy teams
dude in our work fantasy league had Aaron Rodgers put up 82 points for him and might still lose this week
douglas, I'm a little sore from saturday. swinging hurts the core.
Haven't you learned that from our HR derbies?
I will still swing as hard as i can all the time.
i'm still pretty sore, my shoulder especially. i damn near threw my arm out on that diving play i had. i got way too excited when i dove for that ball and actually got it i got over excited on the throw
you missed scroggin pitch an inning, he actually struck out the first batter, got the second to pop up to first, and the third only got on b/c of an error at shortstop. he actually didn't do too bad, however he said yesterday he was supposed to go bow hunting but wasn't sure he'd be able to pull the bow back his arm was so sore
had I not had UL tickets I would have stayed and pitched an inning. Honestly, I'm glad I left because if I did pitch my arm wouldnt be right for a month. I definitely wouldn't be able to play softball tonight.
speaking of bitching about stuff, Team VA desperately needed an on ice GM last night
I forgot about that
Arrested Development coming back in movie AND episode formhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/...t_n_992089.html
Actually, I think the just needed their ringers.
neither ringer was there. one out for the season for shoulder surgery, other was at grandpa's b-day.
So this is where laura's horses are. Gregorio seemed like a nice guy.Police are investigating a shooting at a horse farm on L’Esprit Parkway in Henry County.Kentucky State Police received a 911 call Sunday alerting officers that the farm’s manager, Gregorio Figueroa Calderon, 29, had been shot.Calderon was transported to University Hospital in Louisville for life-threatening injuries.Four unidentified Hispanic males in a white Jeep topped with black canvas are wanted in connection with the shooting. Investigators continue to follow leads to determine the identity of the perpetrators.
Is it Giles that is out?
giles is out with the shoulder. Sean was out for grnadpa's b-day.
In honor of hockey starting back up here's an awesome recap of the finals from last yearhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsjVQP4FQak
I just got a text from someone that said "neway" instead of "anyway".
down 13 to joanna's sister's husband kyle, each with 1 man to go, legarrette blount outscores reggie wayne 19-5 in the monday night game for the come from behind victory in the battle of unbeatens. The Hall family fantasy football league is pretty comical.
Every time I tell myself not to take softball too serious I go and do it again. I made a sliding sno-cone catch in the OF yesterday and ripped half the skin on my leg off. Definite web gem nominee.Then I got in a pickle between third and home and my way out of the pickle was to turn into the throw and get hit by the ball. It worked but I have a nice bruise on my arm.
I love sno-cone catches. When you get a shitty break on the ball like I do its your only hope.
The world's largest sperm bank has just announced it will no longer accept donations from men with what easily apparent physical characteristic?
Baldys are apparently ok. Its redheads, probably because they have no soul
i had heard about that, no one wants redheaded sperm except in ireland, and the soul thing
listening to UK fans defend Cal's there are no there other programs in the state of kentucky is pretty damn funny
Calipari is a hell of a sales person.
Dog the bounty hunterhttp://i.imgur.com/VrG5i.jpg
I'm trying to watch the Rangers baseball game at work. Their progress bar is a dot running around the baseball field.My dot is stuck on third base
Apparently Jim Beam is getting out of the golf and home security industryhttp://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home
I would like to work for a company that produces alcohol.
Michele Bachmann, Bad Lip Readinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFB6...layer_embedded#!
that fucking video gave me the hiccups
rumor's of pitino shopping for cowboy boots
I still have the hiccups from that Bacmann video
I CURED THEMhttp://www.cognitial.com/hiccups.shtml
i'm also famous. go mehttp://www.stoppingineverystate.com...-west-virginia/
biggest flaw in the new iphonehttp://i.imgur.com/DteY4.png
If there is going to be a UK Villians game and Laettener coaches the game I will chuckle
Damn, I needed 4:40 for the no-no.
it's official apparently, and ol sexy rexy is coaching the UK Pros
i needed that roar, it couldnt wait till 4:40.
facebook is blowing up with steve jobs dying comments and I was busy making richard gere felching references.
Is the singer for mini metallica Henry in a few years?http://www.barstoolsports.com/phill...ass-who-ya-got/
http://www.barstoolsports.com/phill...satanic-powers/How did they do this?
Cell phones at half signal for jobs
Rick Bozich I believe just signed his death warrant
We all have a little piton envy
steve jobs must've really hated the new iphone
b-mac is 30 today. HA!
another one i heard was 'at least he backed himself up before he crashed'
yeah, bmac's old, i'd hate be turning 30
I liked "Dey took our Jobs!"
Btw, all you guys should bask in my gloryhttp://i.imgur.com/aiYx9.png
That is pretty sweet.
I thought I owed them $12 but apparently I paid it all off with my last payment. I was kind of excited about making my last one today.Just goes to show the kind of sound financial thinking that allowed me to pay off the bill early.
So douglas' b-day saturday, you sure you ruled out fireworks already.
i just had my lawn redone recently, and the company that did it left a sign in my yard. i had it up for maybe two or three days b/c i was too lazy to walk outside and pick it up and walk it back in. i got a letter a week later, after i'd already taken it down, saying i needed to take the sign down b/c that's strictly prohibited. i don't feel like seeing what angry letter i'd receive if we play w/ fireworks
and as someone who will be paying students loans for a long fucking time, congrats
Team names for tonight I've gotten down to either:Cell phone batteries at half mast for Steve Jobs ORHi, I'm a PC and I'm Alive
I like the latter.
Why stop stop at Steve Jobs? Why don't you also include a comment about all the people who died in the world trade center. That would really show people how witty you are.
So I avoided god's wrath, I'm having one boy and one girl. Two girls woulda killed me
Apparently Adrian is a big Apple guy.
Twins! Strong work, seriously... strong work.
Brock. Not a big apple Guy. Tech industry lost a genius that is all.
Phil - You just now paid off your student loans?
Apparently so, sorry I should have just continued reading. Congratulations Philco, it's nice when you get to keep the money you work hard for. We were debt free (with the house as the exception), but I messed that up by going back to school and buying a car while in school.
so Mike Sanford may or may not be fired?
Joe - I like that approach. I think of it like the two Bob's from Office Space. You just stop paying them and it all works itself out in the end.
I believe UL and UK play at roughly the same times tomorrow. I think I am going to go to Molly's in st. matthews to watch the games. They do decent gameday specials and don't make me feel bad for hanging out for hours. If anyone is interested let me know.
k9 unit out at the horse farm today.
i might be depending ont he times of the game, when are they?
UL is noon and UK 12:20. I am planning to mountain bike then head up somewhere. Laura is meeting me and my parents maybe. need an excuse to get out of the house and watch multiple games.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Mdx...p;feature=shareTrinity's james quick on Sportsnation
They prob should have kept that mic away from Morgan
I've addopted the Brewers as my team to root for because of Nyjer. Love that crazy guy
This was posted on reddit:I don't know what to do.... my browser history just revealed that my wife is a cheating ass bitch.http://i.imgur.com/TiPxc.png
TPlush! Is that nyger's nickname?
so apparently the cops rule on gloucester, if we come a 2nd time we aren't leaving empty handed.
Douglas joined the 30 club!
And I celebrated by waking up at 7am unprompted. Plus i get to clean. God I'm old
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7...l-davis-dies-82raiders will win a superbowl in the next 5 years
That was a textbook blown tackle by UofL. Barf.
Is it me or does Will Muschamp look like Lionel Messi?
Insight is running random ads during the Predators game that I recorded. So far Ive missed one fight and a power play goal. Fuckers
this made me chucklehttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4482048...cience-science/
the man the legend vs pituitary giants in both the natty sci and hall family league. I don't know how I feel about this family matchup on a day where I have to go to a 90th b-day party and miss the 2nd round of games.
bottling mr. beer home brew. In a week we can taste this shitty beer.
Phil, your lack of faith in Buffalo is disappointing. Only a 4 confidence in beating Philly at home. I went with a 9. Its paying dividends. So are the "win one for the Gipper" Oakland pick and homer Bengals pick.
Not gonna lie, I didn't like Fitzpatrick's chances of going up against Nnamdi.
this weekend is a fantqasy football nightmare.
Happy Columbus day!
You're not working today, are you? Nice FF weekend. I don't think best or calvin johnson are going to salvage it for you
of course the gov't doesnt work on columbus day. i dont think best has 71 in him, I wouldn't rule out 32 from Megatron.
i need brandon pettigrew to outscore forte, don't like my chances
Calvin Johnson does have the potential but i'm not that worried
http://louisvilleky.com/2011/10/did...say-the-n-word/Classy local news
That site is awful
louisvilleky.com and louisville.com are both horrible
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPwThis cracks me up.
that coffee table looks suspiciously familiar
One of my favorite parts of getting the NHL Gamecenter is I get to watch all the crappy local commercials from across the nation.Arizona apparently has a law firm that advertises themselves as the "Law Firm that Rides" (as in motorcycles). And the whole ad is them riding around.
Clay Travis just tweeted "Who wins, Louisville Trinity High School or UK? "
Joe Buck Moments in Historyhttp://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23j...omentsinhistory
I don't think trinity's oline is much smaller. Skill positions I give trinity the edge.
Their receivers are better for sure.
And coaching staff too.
Joe, i think I asked you about this this weekend.National hs football rankings accoering to USA Today. Trinity #2.http://www.highschoolsports.net/super25/football/
http://deadspin.com/5848325/unlucky...-by-an-antelopeChris, let's go here.
Great moment on How I Met Your Mother: Marshall telling his boss to skip Season 2 of Friday Night Lights in his bomb shelter
Joe I saw that video earlier. That is f'ed up.
you people need to go to bed
apparently when the dehumidifier bucket gets full it beeps a few times. when it is 2:15 in the morning and there is this random beep it is creepy. Woke us up and it sent the dogs into a panic because they thought it was their shock collars.
Holy crap, my legs should not hurt this bad after a softball game. I've reached the point where I can't buy a hit so I am forced to keep my value on this team by playing a gold glove left center. no diving or sliding this week, just running balls down all over the gaps. being a singles hitter with minimal effort in the field is much easier.
my stomach feels funny
did you eat cheese?
Spicy sausage for lunch plus wings after hockey last night. My butt...it isn't happy with me.
its like you are setting up your own punchline.
Not gonna lie, I am not on my a-game over here
Phil,Can you expose a WCF service for getting and posting posts on the sci? Going to start dabbing in some android dev.
i have no idea what you just said
basically i am going to work on a natty app for android phones. I need a way to get and send data to the database.
that's much easier to understand
Let me see what I can do...
Saw this on twitter and it made me chuckle:"Undefeated Detroit Lions" sounds like one of those phrases they throw in to sci-fi movies so you know it's the future."
http://highschool.rivals.com/conten...asp?CID=1276966We goin' to the ship?
Why does Martinez have all that pine tar on his bat?
it looks cool
When you hit like that you can do whatever you want
I hate when I hurt myself hitting a homerun
Paintball saturday morning anyone?
did you want to meet up and go down there together? i'm not sure where this place is at
i dont remember either. Doesnt even sound like we have enough any more. Cuban says we have 5 with 4 maybes. I'm guessing he is inflating that number some. I think it is me, you, cuban and Keiseke probably.
i know scrog flaked out
Some industry web site took a tour of our data center and made a videohttp://www.thewhir.com/blog/Liam_Ea..._KY_Data_Center
Drew Magary linked to this saying it was "the avatar of yogurt ads"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBuj...player_embedded
Someone just added me to a conference call with 27 people in a few minutes. WTF
shitmydadsays: "There won't be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves when they jerk off we gave it a name. We ain't a species made to last."
This made me chucklehttp://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3568y7/
Lynnie, do you remember Kevin McCabe? He works as a tech at UofL now.
That name sounds familiar. is he a trinity boy?
Yeah, I think he might be.
I think he was in the '98 class and played baseball. May have been a St. Martha guy too.
Yeah he used the be a tech at my clinic...I see him every once in a while during the triple crowne races. Last I heard was that he is going to PTA school.
Phil, did I read that JD from hockey is doing some beginners kids hockey thing and deener is interviewing him on the radio?
Phil, I need some internet humor...the rain is making a slow day at work.
betty white's presidential campaign posterhttp://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/ima...318359135-8.jpg
Jd forgot he was doing the interview and screwed it all up
the last 15 minutes of deener was awkward because they were having trouble connecting to JD. Deener was winging it.
Pat and I are on the theory that JD was scared to talk on the air
I agree with the assessment of wearing shoulder pads = awesomehttp://deadspin.com/5849204/a-not+a...e-shoulder-pads
this was posted to fark with the title "Miracles do Happen"http://i.imgur.com/taW2A.jpg
the best part about that jamboroo is the analysis about al davis's death
Forde going to Yahoo should prove interesting
this guys is awesomehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxX7SRuU0ho
Laura took keira to a dog show up at the KFEC. There is a dock jumping event where dogs do a long jump into water. Keira randomly entered it and came home with a blue ribbon with a jump of 14 inches! No other dog entered her division. if this happens 4 more times she is officially labeled a champion dock dog. All the other dogs were jumping 10+ feet putting them in another division.
i would think 14 inches would be equivalent to falling off the dock.
When I read this for some reason I thought Keira randomly jumped into the water and had the best score
Any long line stories for the iphone? I got mine in the mail today.
nope phil, she is the best of the worst. I later discovered that she actually did beat some dogs. Many dogs refused to jump. So apparently a dog jumping in the water is a large victory.
was anyone planning to paintball tomorrow? I think it is cancelled because we couldnt get enough people.
yeah, i tried getting a couple more and had no success...
Most unintentionally offensive thing you've ever said:http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...ffensive_thing/
http://www.splashdogs.com/events/re...lleRankings.phpscroll all the way to the bottom to see keira's overall ranking.
U must be so proud
headline on farkUnderdogs Texas, Ohio State, and Texas A&M take on heavy favorites Oklahoma State, Illinois, and Baylor. Wait, what?
i just high fived my cat I was so excited we did a QB sneak instead of a toss sweep on a 3rd and 1. Holy shit that was some inspired play calling compared to the past 5 years
noooooooooo, not a field goal!
sounds like there are more cards fans at cinci than bearcat fans. Ive heard more than a few cards chantsBig east football, catch the excitement!
There are a group of whiny Cincinnati fans that refuse to go to games at PBS because they do not want to line Mike Brown's pockets. 50% of ticket sales and all parking revenue goes to the Bengals.
It also appears playing in this stadium makes the Bearcats offense resemble the Bengals.
i just checked ESPN.com to see how many penalties louisville had.Immediately they fall the fuck apart. I take full responsibility for the cluster fuck the happened
they need to just punt. just fucking punt it
What happened? Game completely flipped.
F'ing screens and dump passes gaining chunksat a time.
looks like we got tired. or uc stopped dicking around
UL likes to run the momentum killer play
Ballgame. I like how the announcer just said uc head coach butch Davis.
That was embarrassing
I immediately yelled at the TV when they made that mistake on "Butch Davis."There is also a youtube clip of a sideline reporter saying "Bitch Jones"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF_KEWQPzqgphil and I discussed this tv commercial, we could have made it much better.
wow, Trent Richardson's touchdown juke was bad ass!
This facebook post from a friend of mine was classy tonight:Nothing. I mean nothing says "fffuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk" like three cop cars surrounding your car and you and your buddies sitting on the curb with every door/hood/trunk open.
i think the rangers have been batting in the third inning the entire length of the second period of the Blue Jackets hockey game
trent richardson didnt look like a fun guy to have to tackle
this clemson / maryland game is proving entertaining
this was posted on redditLast night my friend decided to drunkenly confront, via Facebook Chat, a girl who turned him down 4 years ago for a tea date under the auspices that she "didn't like tea".http://i.imgur.com/wVfbk.png
i feel this video represents the louisville offensive line trying to learn how to play footballhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaqxIXs_mn4
adrian, you see the replay of the richardson TD? I missed it the first time, but the dude he juked on the stop and go move near the endzone was the same fucking guy he juked in the backfield.Tremendous hustle by the ole miss kid, but still...
I just saw that on espn. Awesome.
Phil - if it makes you feel any better at least you guys won't lose to Jacksonville State. The only way UK doesn't lose is if we score defensive and special teams touchdowns.
I they they beat FIU this season.
I think everyone should go to jimbeam.com and register for their new promotion..."Unleash Your Spirit." To promote their Devil's Cut bourbon, the contest winners get $1000, a trip to NOLA for Mardi Gras, king of their Mardi Gras float, and access to the Maxim Mardi Gras party.
you know what's fun? Watching your WR get dragged down in the end zone for a pass interference penalty and then watching the team roll in the jumbo set to run it in.twice
Phil,I didn't pick that up. That was some serious hustle.
holy shit. Indy car crash was horrible. Dan Weldon died, 15 cars involved. Called the race 11 laps in.
Yeah that crash was insane Joe.
I am pretty sure his car used another car as a ramp and he went airborne into the fence.
i blame danica patrick
I have played against at least 4 guys in this years mlb playoffs. ultey, hamels, blanton and corey hart.
Were hamels and blanton with the spring training group with utley? where did you play hart?
blanton is franklin simpson high school. playeed him at the prp panther bash. hamels second trip to clearwater. hart is bowling green high school.
Shit, I didn't realize he (hart) was from bowling green
I guess blanton too then
from KY that is
blanton played for UK
I also played against gavin floyd who pitches for the white sox.
casey kotchman for the devil rays i think
shit that makes 5 players this postseason i played against
casey kotchman was seminole florida when i was 13 and floyd was valley invitational.
no clue why a maryland team was in the valley invitational, but he was sick
Root for Miami tomorrow. Two pick 'em week wins in a row!
After watching Big Blue Madness I can hear whispers of an undefeated season trickle in.
you're not supposed to say that out loud adrian, i blame you for our loss to portland
The only team UK should have a problem with would be the TardHeels
you are right, however i can't allow myself to not expect a few losses along the way
I have 9 invites for this service if anyone wants to use them:http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/14/healt...ders-fitocracy/Invite link: http://ftcy.co/o75Vnh
I'm not sure which arrest I like better.Awesome mugshothttp://www.wlky.com/news/29509989/detail.htmlOr this guys statement on whether he'd been drinkinghttp://www.wlky.com/news/29507627/detail.html
UPDATE: Sparker's physics teacher from high school is the been drinking guy
Sparker says he nicknamed himself "The Mastadonn"
someone posted this on reddit with the title "I work at a law firm. Serious business going on here"http://imgur.com/35kQx
I should have gone to Bellarmine to Kal Penn to end this horrible How I Met Your Mother new addition
End it by murder I mean
carson palmer officially a raider now
mastermind move or the Raiders being swindled?
bengals allowed it?
Who or what are the raiders giving up?
potential first round pick next year, i actually spoke too soon, it's not 'official' yet, but palmer's in oakland undergoing his physicalhttp://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...?urn=nfl-wp9852
it's easy decision for bengals, they're paying a shitload for a guy not playing, they're getting rid of cap space and gaining a first round pick and future considerations. raiders are desperate. i guess mike brown finally found a deal good enough for him to get over himself
KSR said there may be a possible announcement about Lville to big 12 today...
lots of media at u of l. Charlie Strong contract extension...and maybe some more is the rumors
UofL AA board approves contact extension for Charlie Strong. Deal is for seven years.
i can't believe they're giving him an extension already. granted i'm bias, but his current contract wasn't up for another couple years, and i know there's been improvement since the kragthorpe era, but i don't know if it warrants an extension yet. he must've been getting interest from other schools
this is a story to get media on campus for a press conference. at the press conference the real news will be big 12. They just don't want the real story to leak.
Or the real story would be coach strong revealing he is actually a female. That would be kind of funny.
from deadspin today:You are chosen to compete against 9 other people. All ten of you are locked in a standard Home Depot. The place is dark except emergency lights above exits. The goal is to kill one another to become last man standing. Last person alive gets to leave.You are allowed to choose 3 pieces of equipment to aid you. Anything with a bar-code counts as one piece of equipment. For example, if you choose a nail gun, then a container of nails will be needed, so that would equal two pieces of equipment. You can use only the equipment you choose, no scalping from dead guys.What three weapons would you choose and what would be your strategy?
coworker said, ax, WD 40 and lighters and camp out ontop of the portable stairs and conviently light fires so you an see people coming, but they can't see you..
Courtesy of Tosh.0http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/...11/10/QQNs0.jpgComment: Glad he didn't live through that, he'd be pretty messed up.
The WD 40 for the fires?I was thinking about what to use to wear as protection, but maybe a good hideout is the way to go. It seems the fires and stairs setup would be good combo with the nail gun too but if you need the wd40 for strategic fires then you'd be left to burn
Wait, I just found the Survivie-All Vest III. I don't see how you don't start with this bad boyhttp://www.homedepot.com/Tools-Hard...catalogId=10053The SURVIVE-ALL VEST III is a patent-pending product designed for use by any person. It is best described as a post-disaster survival kit that is a wearable vest. It is constructed of lightweight durable black nylon mesh. It is constructed to be large enough to fit over clothing. The vest is one-size-fits-all in design. The medical belt is available in small, medium, large and x-large The vest has black cargo style pockets sewn on the front. There are three pockets on each side. The top pockets are the smallest and they increase in size with the bottom pocket being the largest. Several large storage compartments made of durable nylon forming a backpack are attached to comprise the back of the vest. The vest includes Velcro components to lock supplies into the pockets. Contents: Emergency Power Station, Foldable multi-tool, Whistle With Thermometer & Compass, Duct Tape, Safety Glasses, Gloves, Dust Mask, Emergency Space Blanket, Toe and Hand Warmers, 1 Person, 3 Day Supply of Food and Water consisting of three 1200 Calorie Food Bars and 12 Water Packets. Also included 6 First Aid Kits which consist of: Bleed Care Kit, Burn Care Kit, Cut, Scrape & Sliver Care Kit, Eye Care Kit, Fracture Care Kit, and a Sprain Care Kit.Post Disaster kit in a wearable vest72 hours emergency food and water6 First Aid Kits
The Palmer trade include TWO first round picks from the Raiders. That is amazing! Also, the Bengals were not paying Palmer anything this year. He was breaking the contract by not playing, so they didn't have to pay. HOWEVER, the Bengals were required to keep salary cap room ($10million) to cover Palmer returning anytime during the season. This deal immediately opens the cap room, relinquishes the Bengals from paying Palmer (since he never played), and they get two first round picks.If they were smart (and they aren't), they would make a big trade for an impact player this year with that new salary cap room and one of those first round picks.
People who bought the vest also bought a Crane 1-Gallon Cow Shaped Cool Mist Humidifier, HoMedics 2-Speed Neck and Shoulder Massager with Heat, and a Coleman FlipLid 6 qt. Cooler with Molded Beverage Holders.That's some solid apocalypse planning right there.
I honestly don't know if raiders picking up Palmer is a good or bad thing for them.
I think its the worst trade since the Hershel Walker trade. Think any team is hustling to add Carson Palmer to their fantasy team unless they are desperate?
i'd have to say like a hatchet, or an ax small enough to throw. if there's emergency lights, there'd at least be enough light to see people close, and if someone's coming at you with something big, you could throw that at them. the wd40 and lighters are a good idea, your own personal flamethrower, but i'd say a fire extinguisher might work better, you spray that, blind them, and then hit them with the hatchet. plus you don't give away your location with a big ball of fire.
Palmer is going to be rusty. I doubt he does anything spectacular this year. Although the Raiders do have some strong young talent at WR. It could go either way next year: Palmer has a good season in a new setting (Matt Hasselback) or pulls a Kerry Collins and takes a dump on the field. Honestly, Palmer has never been the same since those cheatin' Steelers ruined his knee. He's gun-shy now (Footsteps Palmer?).
A hatchet is over-rated. Imagine having one of those carpet kickers with claws extended swiping through the air Wolverine-style.
There's always the trusty chainsaw. But even still, I'd rather have a projectile weapon.I'm going Survivie-All Vest III, the Hilti DX 460 F8 Powder Actuated Tool Value Package (comes with 400 nails) and 750 square feet of bubble wrap.Find myself some place nice and quiet up high, and then line the entrance to this area with the bubble wrap. I'd have multiple days worth of food and water, and an early warning system. With the food and water by day two or three you should be left with only a handful of people that are injured, hungry and exhausted.
or if you get one of those extended paint rollers to do ceilings and high walls, you could put a knife on the end of it or something, of course then you'd need duct tape or something to hold it together, so that's 3 things there
Tree-trimmer with saw blade. Some even have tiny chain-saws
fireextinguisher, lighter and flammable stuff. set the entire place on fire and hide in a corner with the fire extinguisher.
Hmmm, my bubble wrap would not help against the building going up around me.
http://www.homedepot.com/Outdoors-G...catalogId=10053this would be good, plus it's got rope w/ it. you don't want anything with a motor b/c it draws attention to yourself, you get one of these and no one gets within 7-14 feet of you, plus if you're good enough you can lasso fuckers first
I guess I'd go with:1) http://www.homedepot.com/Kitchen-Cu...catalogId=100532)http://www.homedepot.com/Tools-Hard...catalogId=100533) http://www.homedepot.com/Paint-Spra...catalogId=10053So I guess the idea is that I will have a backpack full of awesomeness that I can wear on my back to double as some sort of armor. I will have a plethora of butcher knives that will rip into the flesh, and some spray paint shit that I can use to blind people. My pack contains plenty of items that can be used for make shift weapons, food, water, and even some emergency lighting if needed.
I figured that I'd keep it simple, I mean it would suck to choose something complicated and then have to put it together under the emergency lights as I guess you'd be a sitting duck.
just had a conversation at work with a bellarmine guy. Does anybody know where this "Merton Center" is and has anybody ever actually been there? Bellarmine milks it for all it is worth, but what exactly is it?
second floor of the library, basically a room with a bunch of books by and about thomas merton
there's only one good reason to ever go to the second floor of that library, and the merton center wasn't it
this was posted on reddit under "when you see it you'll shit bricks"http://i.imgur.com/SYSrz.jpg
now my middle school, westport, if officially as bad as my high school:http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Homei'm amazed i know how to read
Phil, whats the story behind the photo?
look behind the blonde girl's left shoulder, all the way to the right of the pic
Damn, that is creepy
took me forever to see it. this video of the water skier on deadspin was pretty great, but the announcer made it awesome
CLIENT: “I know you’re going to object to this, but just hear me out in advance…What if, instead of a website, we put all that money into renting a blimp and dropping dollar bills over the Little League World Series?!” ME: “What would that accomplish?”CLIENT: “For one, we would probably get some pretty sweet tang.”http://clientsfromhell.net/post/104...-object-to-this
Battle Royale at Home Depot hit reddit todayhttp://www.google.com/search?gcx=w&...680&bih=882
The cards have home field advantage?
national league won the all star game
That has to be the most ridiculous rule in professional sports.
Can a ball first bounce outside the first base line then bounce back in and be fair? Just looking at that Birkman single
as long as it all happens in front the base
I had that happen to me in a game in high school at Providence. turned on one and it hit something like a rock in foul territory and completely changed directions right to the first baseman. I never left the batters box and the first baseman stepped on first and I was called out. I didnt even know how to argue it.
douglas, Apex Physical Therapy commercial on 790 this morning. They were discussing their massage specialty. Do they actually have real massage therapists or is Sara required to do that stuff too?
they have a massage therapist that goes to the different locations. she's a cute asian girl. sarah refuses to do it with patients, in her words, she didn't go to school all those years to learn how to rub people.
Sarah's clinic is about to move out to shepherdsville actually, they're partnering with a doc office out there and will be getting a ton of workman's comp stuff from amazon, zappos, gordon's, those plants out that way.
on deadspin today on the pitino quote:At which point the assembled media members probably tugged on their collars cartoonishly. We were set to excuse Pitino's analogy on a technicality—he had only been married 27 years when he had his affair—but then we looked closely at his words. He's not talking about a 15-second fling, but actually leaving the love of your life. And he's right. This would all be okay if Syracuse had fucked Florida State on the floor of an Italian restaurant, but come back to the Big East at night. No one would care if Pitt paid for Georgia Tech's abortion to keep the Big East from finding out about it.
Next Thursday I'm tempted to use "I'm going as a dish for Halloween - women love doing dishes" as a team name
I like the on going debate over whether a Yankees fan or a Bruins fan killed Gaddafi
the title on reddit for this one really sold it for me.Park fountain completely losing its shit http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l...d04e3o1_500.jpg
laura picked up the bball tickets for UL. Section 111. Actual student section. sweet.
If I go with you Joe people will probably complain about students selling their tickets to old people.We will have to get hammertime to prove them wrong
tim mccarver is a fucktard
I just wanted to post a reminder that we are taking Marc out next Saturday, October 29th. Drinking at bars followed by drinking at Mike and Amber's. It will be good times.
Jay is this going to be in Louisville?
sadly, i'm doubtful I can make it for drinking in frankfort. Any in favor of pregaming the stagger with an old fashion trips to wicks?
Phil, deener called pat out on air for skipping UL football games. "Hey deener, whats the crowd look like?"
ha, that's what I was mentioning last night. Nice work, Deener.
NYPost, keeping it classyhttp://i.imgur.com/RsQ1t.jpg
Laura's Cornell buddies from Cornell all jumped my ass trying to qualify me for some girl that had already left their get together because I couldn't get there until late. They were all in HR so I had one option - I Topsy Turvy'd those motherfuckershttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URtQAa3Y-ns
NEW LAPTOP IS HERE!
new laptop is the size of my desk
I'm watching the Missouri Press Conference on Missouri's KOMU cannel. Its just the media milling around right now. KOMU put up a poll on their site that saysPoll: Which empty chair is your favorite?CHAIR ACHAIR BCHAIR CCHAIR D
media guy's mic just picked this up: "Good lord! I just picked up 20 twitter followers from Morgantown. Bet they're all related."
It's in Frankfort, Adrian.
I just thought of a great team name if we would have gone to trivia last night. Lions, Tigers and Bear - O H....I O
That would have brought the house down
How was uncorked?
It was fun. Got way too drunk though.
So Conner broke his neck and his career is over. That hit was gross in person. You knew before he was down he was hurt.
someone just posted this on reddit and it BLEW MY MINDusing your pinky to scratch the inside of your ear sounds like pacman.
So my boss is having a bbq at his house today. He lives in the Benjamin Button house for those who have seen the movie. There are some pics here, but the thing I found most interesting..."For a cool $2.85M, this gem of a mansion at 2707 Coliseum can be yours."http://silverscreensurroundings.blo...e-for-sale.html
Anyone else check yahoo to see if this happened:http://i.imgur.com/o8ECU.png
dont scratch your nose after cutting up a hot pepper
the crowd went so fucking nuts that I think the camera is bouncing too much to get a good view on the hail mary. This game is nuts. Im rooting for OT. Too good of a game for it to end already
mattress and more is running ads during the OU game implying their mattresses are good for bounceback during sex
Never drinking again
Never heard that one before. What'd you do this time?
rangers fan in the background cracks me uphttp://www.sawauto.com/uploader/up/noooo.gifI got a text from Joe's phone saying "I lost Joe." After getting one 3 hours earlier saying "Drunk on bikes" I was 50/50 on whether or not Joe had lost himself or if someone else was sending the message
Redman is entering the game!
One run play. One pass play and Matt Ryan is back in.
Definitely. did you catch that or did you find it on the Internet?
I click around on 30fps randomly when I'm bored. they have still that makes me giggle.like this: http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-con...-22-20-2-13.jpg
Holland looks like a kid that grew a mustache hoping it will make him look old enough to buy beer
Based on the chick reading infinite reality and a chick with an ibook I'm guessing that its a Stanford game.
those two facts, plus the asian chick
Asian chic seals it
I'm trying to figure out what the Asian chic is reading
Brees went for 73 points in my pass happy work league. Wish the would have left him in - might have been an alltime record for single person performance
Pretty cool article on grantland talks about how the Oregon ducks football program became successful
I'm too old for this stuff
Next years running goals.Triple crown(19 minute 5 k)full marathon(just survive)Buy road bike to start training for a 70.3 race
Oh also run the half Marathon in November around 1 hour 50 minutes
by 19 minute 5k, do you mean 19:59? If you really plan to do those 2, you should do a duathalon. They have a few here. It is a run, bike run. Swimming is overrated.
I always found it easier to shoot for the 19 minute 5k in september or october. the triple crown is too early in the season.
Or just give up on running all together because it will just end up destroying your joints. That and runners are fucking nuts.
ditto what chris said. i got a buddy at work that's training for like his third marathon this year, i just don't get it. i understand the sense of accomplishment and all that, but i can't get myself motivated to run that much just for the sole purpose of running that much.
Everywhere I go I see a car with a 26.2 sticker while I have a 13.1 sticker on my car. It drives me tucking crazy so now I am goin too run the full marathon.Joe,I am going to shoot for 18:59 or better. I start training for the Marathon in December so I can start getting my mileage to around 35-40 miles a week. I figure if I throw in p90x pkyonetrics in my routine 1- 2 times a week I could probably get the sub 19 minute time
huh, i never knew what those stickers meant
what are your times right now?
I ran the Tap N Run 4K in 13:17 and thats with drinking beer on the way.
I ran 3 miles the other day in the cold around 22 minutes. I did the half Marathon last year in 2:02 while I was getting over a chest infection. I figure if I actually train I can break 1:50 minutes by next November half Marathon.
19 minute 5K is no easy feat.
Adrian, what's your current PR?
You are going to try and run a 19 min 5K but only a 1:50 half. Why dont you try and break a 1:40, that seems a little more reasonable.
Adrian, I think its a good idea to do the plyometric routine once a week and then you should go to track on Tuesday night at 7:30 at Waggener high school. If you want to run a sub 19 5K, you better be ready for some pain.
Brock, did you crack 19 at the desales invitational sophmore year or were you one of the poor bastards that hit 19:00?
my favorite elementhttp://canv.as/ugc/original/efaad43...6a0187cb1d.jpeg
Phil, what was your PR? I think soph. year I was around 18:10 at seneca. Then I quit caring so much and put on weight. running was easier at 130 lbs vs. 160 lbs.
17:36 at the horse park, and I had a couple of other times around there I think at CovCath. Whatever races allowed us two varsity teams. I took me FOREVER to break 18 though. I hit 18:03 or less at least 6 times it felt like. I think Father Hemmerle might have flubbed my time from an 18:00 to a 17:59 once on a Tuesday race just because he knew I was getting frustrating.
Joe what road bike do you own? I will need to get one next year.
I dont have a road bike. I would borrow my uncle's 1981 schwinn road bike. I'd be riding next to these guys with ironman road bikes and I'd be chugging along on my schwinn.
i remember being able to do a sub 19 5k once upon a time
NattySci.com may be down for some scheduled downtime in a bit.
Adrian, if you want an entry level road bike without the cost, I suggest bikesdirect.com. There you can spend about $400 for a decent entry level bike, comparable to a trek 1000 for half the cost. If you decide you like riding and want to get a nicer bike, expect to drop about $1500.
1981 was a good year for the Schwinn
20+ years of aging in a garage wasn't good. You and I blitzed the first 5k in that duathalon. I was smoked in the bike and you kicked my ass in the lst run
Yeah we ran 6:30 for that 5K
all I could think after that first 5k in the duathalon is that oh my god I did that way to fast I am going to die.
My best time in HS was 18:12. I ran a ton of Tuesday races around 18:45. My objective was to stay under 19. 6-7-6. However, I always ran the first mile fast and paid for it on the hills. The DeSales run I did sub 19, but Hoban finished behind me due to Hobanitis.Michelle and I ran a 5 miler back in April. She was 3 months pregnant, so I kicked her ass. With no training whatsoever, I managed a 9:11 pace with a 45 minute time. http://besttimescct.com/results/richland11.txtWe bought Tommasso road bikes for Jack-and-Back. Michelle got the slightly better model for less than $700 and I got the base model for under $500. The construction is good on both, but the derailleur and shifter are crap, so you could get a solid base and splurge on those parts. Even though I had to replace the chain halfway through because those gears suck balls, it held up for the 150-mile ride.
I'm with chris, I've destroyed my joints. I don't know if I could get back into serious running if I tried.
Went to Rupp tonight. Guy behind me yelled "John Wall!" well over and over again. At one point instead of the blue / white cheer he managed to get john! / wall! going.Arena was about half full so the guy had everyone's full attention. It was pretty impressive. Poor tayshaun prince prince barely got any love at all. My TAY! SHAUN! chants went on deaf ears.
T-will also had an awesome dunk. I fully expect it to be on deadspin
I'm getting too old for softball doubleheaders. my knee is killing me, but it was worth the pain to hit a walk off bottom of the last inning rbi single to beat a little league rival.
Phil why did you go to Rupp?
drunkenly agreed to go. I figured the game would be like a WWE game and would be quite fun.I probably had more fun than anyone there, and talked shit about the villians more than anyone else. Seemed like 99% of the fans there couldn't care less about the kentucky allstars besides John Wall and Enes Kanter.
can anyone explain a connection between a knee injury and calf cramping? the more my knee hurts the more cramps I get in that calf.
diagnosis: you are old
this gif cracks me up:http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/7...worldseries.gif
i was at rupp as well phil. i heard the john wall chant. i was in the third row behind the basket near the villains, you might've seen the guy behind me yelling at the villains. his favorite was "hey rudy, your last name is GAY!" that was always good for a chuckle. he got corey brewer laughing at the free throw line when he yelled "you're too skinny brewer, eat a hamburger"
Nice. You see the little kid schooling the villians? He was a fucking baller.
hell yeah i did, little white boy had on nike UK gear with his socks pulled up to his knees, he was doing crossovers on rudy gay. the funny part was when he actually scored he just shrugged it off, you know he was too little to realize he's out there balling with NBA studs
I was thinking it was Jeff Shepherd's kid
i thought the same thing. in other news, west virginia looks like the new big 12 member, not Louisville
espn is scrolling that now.
this sky is falling on the message boards
Favorite comment on the Villians game:Despite being a UK fan I didn't watch the game last night. I'll just assume that Saul Smith started at point guard for the Villains. http://deadspin.com/5853208/christi...n-charity-games
with Louisville looking like they are going to CUSA 2.0 because their football isn't very good I hope this plays out:Charlie Strong: [at a team meeting] Can I have your attention, please? [picks Will Stein and leans on it like a walking stick] Charlie Strong: I have something I think you all ought to know about.It seems that Texas doesn't think too highly of our worth. Despite being superior in every athletic, academic and media reasons, they feel that WVU is going to somehow make their league more stable,... and leave us in the CUSA 2.0. Teddy Bridgewater: Even me? Charlie Strong: Even you, Teddy. Victor Anderson: What if we DON'T finish last? Charlie Strong: After this season, you'll be sent back to playing ARMY or Louisville will just give up football all together Dexter Heyman: [Dexter stands up] Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do. Teddy Bridgewater: What's that? Dexter Heyman: Win the fucking Orange Bowl
I hear the major league music playing in my head. You know us, we're a BCS football team! but since we havent won a BCS bowl game in years...
We should've got the live chicken.
I like this wikipedia articlehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipe...ould_not_create
my money is on pikeville tonight
this made me chucklehttp://cache.gawker.com/assets/imag...f1/original.jpg
The rumor now is that WVU is being considered because they have a wrestling program and Louisville doesn't
big 12 has iowa and iowa state, they dont need more wrestling schools.
They don't even have dedicated wrestling facilities. Cornel to the big12?
Good call Phil. Cornell, the only college in the nation with an arena dedicated solely to wrestling (per Cornell Jeopardy).
The problem with your "Major League" scenario is that UC is in the same desperation boat, sits atop the conference undefeated, and already beat Louisville. Suck it Tom Jurich, Cincy hired former Mizzou assistant AD, Whit Babcock... the puns in use are endless and look who has a toe in the door of the Big 12.
Honestly, staying in the Big East is better if they can hold AQ. Legit shots at BCS and don't have to deal with Texas bullshit. Madison Square Garden sounds so much more fun that a Kansas City arena.
Basketball seats are sweet. Kentucky ale taproom directly behind me with wood ford lounge not far away. Oh yeah and 34 rows from the court.
right now it seems like Wvu, cinci and louisville altogether is the least drama, drama version. Other option Ive heard is WVU, Louisville and BYU in football / ND in other sports
Joe, how many seats do you have? Are you in a section that requires a substantial donation on top of seat cost?
2 tickets, laura's student tickets. Regular student prices.
Why do MLB managers wear team uniforms? Is it a rule?
If I were a football coach I would wear a uniform....and a cape.One of bobby hill's greatest quotes
I thought about asking for some pads during that Colts game.
They're not making you show a student ID to go to the games are they?
Phil, are you going to be at trivia tonight?
I should be there! What's up?
I just thought you said something last week about not coming.
nope, just couldn't make last week
They were saying undergrad students needed IDs, but it wasn't enforced last night I don't think. I dont know how they would tell between under grad and grad student tickets. Phil was old enough to be the dad of some of the students in our section.
First thing Pat asked tme when I got home was if they were checking IDs
Brent - you got any recommendations on those water proof cases for cameras? Did yours work ok?
don't hate the player...http://news.yahoo.com/man-reports-d...-012133235.html
tell pat grad the school is saying grad students dont need IDs but undergrad does require an ID (one student ID per 2 tickets i believe).
He was curious about the process of student ids and whether we had to enter through a specific door. I told him they were grad school tickets so we didn't have to jump through any hoops.
I have reason to believe that somehow they screwed up laura's tickets and we shouldnt be down there.
those reasons being?
knowing where most grad students seats are and looking at the crowd that was surrounding us.
True, we didn't seem to have a single student near us.
Hell, I was the third youngest person in our section ahead of you and the kid I kept saying "fuck" around until they left at half time
we were the awkward aged people. looked like a lot of parents of college kids and then real college kids, and then us. There were the people I was talking to when we were leaving who were using their daughters student tickets who is a senior at UL. I babysat her, her older brother and her younger sister.
Poop of the week on the jamboroo is a special runners versionLast winter I was training for a marathon, and that in itself has lead to some unbelievable shits, but this particular one stands out. Five miles into a long run, the rumbling from below turns into sweaty cramps, thank god, there was a gas station in sight. I raced in the front doors, and went right to the back as quick as possible while holding my cheeks together. It sounded like a upside chocolate volcano, and it covered everything, of course the toilet is broken. I get everything ready in the stall and bolt out of the store. Safe. Next week, same run, body reacts the same way. As I am crossing the parking lot, I see the gas station guy literally vault over his counter, and he runs out of the store screaming, "No, no, no, no, NO!" I put up my hands and say sorry, I will buy a Gatorade this time, he screams "No, you defiled my store one week ago, you are banned forever!" I had to the poop in the woods, double humiliated.http://deadspin.com/5853853/the-hor...le-is-horseshit
Phil, mine works fine but I would suggest just buying a waterproof camera. They are not very much more expensive than the case.
when I say Freese you gotta stop on a dimeFREEEEESE!
nelson cruz is not willie mays.
i never know if I should like Josh hamilton
I will hand Fox this: they are great at finding cute girls that are cold in baseball games
Dont be a fag, Nolan Ryan
Lance berkman. Baller.
Fuck, ran out of beer. Put it away dickheads
He served up one hell of a cock shot there (no homo)
I assumed it was over when holliday was picked of first
I'm just old and fell asleep in the 5th or 6th inning after it looked like it was going to be a god-awful ugly game.
This was posed on digg. Pretty interesting especially the first serial killer story.http://www.cracked.com/article_1950...rror-movie.html
sky is falling
that it is
sky is falling?
WVU to big 12...
pat is delirious
he just called me and is just laughing his ass off.
I saw my new goal in life on lunch. The crave crate. 100 white castles in a box!
tell pat the big 12 doesnt want fans that don't show up to game and it is all his fault.
trader joes is open! I dont know why everyone is excited!
end of my rant: tried my home brewed beer last night and it actually doesn't taste bad. Tomorrow sometime, b-mac is in town. probably going to hang out at my house tomorrow evening with him if any one is interested.
famous people photoshopped to look like little peoplehttp://imgur.com/a/T4hzK#0
just had skyline for first in a while, it's gooooood
has anyone ever mixed skyline and white castle?
I missed episode one of beavis and butthead. Here it is onlinehttp://www.mtv.com/videos/beavis-an...amp;channelId=1It is fantastic
joe, not if they like their bunghole
You have TP for my bunghole?
i need to go back and watch that movie, we were talking about it at lunch
The TV episode was fantastic. The first one about twighlight was much better than the second part, but still overall quite good
emai lat work:To all As the season and weather changes, so has the timeframe of sunrise and sunset. With these changes we ask that everyone be observant of their surroundings as they come and go. We have heard of recent reports of violent acts occurring in and around the 4th Street Live area. We would like to share some preventive safety tips, to arm you with helpful ways of avoiding dangerous situations. Remember, there is usually safety in numbers. Wait in a coffee shop or in a well lit area for the public transport to arrive Always be alert in parking lots, specially when it's dark. If you are afraid, don't be too shy to ask someone to escort you to your car. Always approach your vehicle with the keys ready. Always check your car before entering . Windows should be up and doors locked even when driving to avoid unwanted passengers at intersections. Never leave your car unlocked. Don't use music devices with earphones when walking in isolated areas at any time. Don't presume that because your area has been "safe" thus far, that it will continue to be so. If you see or sense problems on your way, just change your route and - prepare to run or defend yourself. Be alert at all times. If you have any further safety questions or concerns, please contact the office Safety Officer
Stuntman killed while filming Expendables 2.Does tragedy or irony win out?
what are the brody farewell plans for next weekend in Louisville that were potentially discussed?
trinity vs moeller tonight. Trinity listed as a 24.5 point favorite on a national website.
Moeller went on a two game losing streak. Probably cost Trinity a chance at the title
there is some dude in Japan teaching people english by having them make comics and posting them on reddit. They are amazinghttp://www.reddit.com/r/EFLcomics/t...t=top&t=all
the "Don't get mad" comic cracks me up
http://www.barstoolsports.com/bosto...ing-to-be-cool/I think this dude died
not the best day in the history of u of l athletics today
this made me chucklehttp://www.buzzlol.com/wp-content/u...ave-Company.jpg
who is this allen craig guy?
who is david freese?
looks like trinity is going to keep rolling, 35-7, 3 min left in 3rd
49-14 6 left. need more style points like spurrier florida teams of old
14 points is unacceptable to give up
damn 2nd string defense
Interesting. I think you can go get him now.
The ball slipped out of my hand, it was an accident
that wasnt what I would exactly call a "leap", joe
hell of a catch, dont ever fucking do it again
octavio dotel and arthur rhodes in the bullpen warming up together. combined age is over 100 i think.
`so tim mcarver thinks that bengie molina is the cardinals catcher
rangers better score 4 runs. This blow out crap is boring
Don't get me wrong, fuck all things texas and yay all things Cardinals. But I was hoping for another game like last night.
The're still shitty
laura woke up this morning with the idea to go to work tutoring as a st. louis cardinal baseball player. amazing how easy that costume is. It even comes with a 2006 world series champions sweatshirt. I think the costume should be reused monday but with goggles and champagne bottles.
I was thinking an Al Davis costume would be good this year. Skeleton face and some Raiders gear, possibly some bad sunglasses
probably lot of amy winehouse this year too
Love the al Davis track suits
Belladonna at duke tonight. Who would have ever thought that line would ever be said?
Fucking autocorrect. Bellarmine.
and the announcer refers to anthony conner as anthony carter. announcers suck.
great game day signhttp://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-con...29-12-1-101.jpg
Is there also a bellarmine sign in there too?
boston university also does the "undefeated since 1997" gag too, so it could be either one
I like this Al Davis costume
I don't know about that sweashirt Strong.
Still wouldn't fuck with the dude
not sure why syracuse doesnt solely run that express sweep play. They are like the Packers in the 60s on that shit
Charlie Strong cured 10 women of breast cancer because of that sweatshirt
guess thats why they dont run that play over and over
fuck the express
our punting is crappy
is uk on tv today?
espn3 only I think
I seriously doubt teddy bridgewater imported the playbook into NCAA football
poor student manager video kid had to do it.
then he played online and it was stolen
I'd like to think if he did he went into the options too and turned the penalty setting to "every fucking series, at drive killing spots if possible" to make it life like as it getts
they have a setting where is skips to 3rd and long every series.
Bridgewater definitely plays like me. "Fuck stepping up into the pocket! TIME TO RUN!"
sex in a simple equationhttp://imgur.com/iVDLl
The Grammitica's look like they wear momma jeans in that commercial
they brought one more then they could block
worst cheerleader halloween costumes ever
i wonder if Teddy Bridgewater's NCAA game has an option to start at 1st and 20 every series
does he get benched for will stein once a game?
I'm gonna assume he doesn't run a lot of WildCard plays either
i like the parking ticket line the old guy uses
my goal for the night is to find TB on xbox live
all part of the strategy of not scoring in the 3rd quarter
In my mind this is the game Teddy is playing http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...RRMKH4FWZ90R5XX
He programmer himself to be techmo Bo
illegal man down field is lame
Let's go Charlie Strong Eagles!
Didnt really expect to hear Sun Volt / Wilco references while watching Big 10 football. Way to bring up the culture
I like that uk choose to wear black and blue. Very appropriate color choice to get the shit kicked out of you
south carolina dude just almost knocked himself out running into the brick wall at UT
apparently at GA Tech games they play this song during video reviewshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGYNo shit
i love georgia tech's toss sweep.
OSU stormed the field over Wisconsin? Huh.
I love the hook and ladder. Go Stanford. You have my vote in this game thanks to that play
Brock, do you know something the rest of us don't....picking the rams over the saints and for 14 points.
all hail brock, the smartest man alive
I just saw that. It was totally a mistake, but I'll take it.
I also meant to pick the Vikings, but I won't complain. I need to get more than 3 hours of sleep before making my picks."God said to Noah to go to UofL"
sad day when douglas, bmac and I get together and we only kill a few beers and not even 375 mL of bourbon.
Did anybody see Tebow get sacked and then the Lions player tebowing?
i was wanting to kill more but preggo kept falling asleep
we'll have to arrange for that before it is too late for you.
That's a horribly good idea. Starts out as fun and games then turns into a hangover from hell. Joe, remember your birthday before henry was born? I don't think Phil and I do. We did that for Wes too.
apparently the homemade pie place that took the place of longshots will be serving not only booze, but will soon have pizza.Begun the desert wars have
this made me chucklehttp://www.pidjin.net/2011/10/31/wh...have-a-problem/
so I can yell at jerome for being injured on my fantasy football team?
as for homemade with booze and pizza, ice cream and pie diabetes wasn't enough
chinese buffets at lunch are a horrible idea.
trinity is no 1http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home
I like that Don Bosco got dropped because they only beat a team 45-0
Jerome, your costume is dead on. Ive already fooled a few people at work. Sadly, they all say...he's put on some weight.
So homemade is taking aim at 2 competitors across the street? Clifton's for the pizza and Comfy Cow for desserts?
Jerome, a buddy at work is starting to go to church at the 'scion because his gf is doing rcia there and he was at the early mass sunday. I said my mom was probably there singing and his response was it looked like some asian family except for the mom. I assumed it was you and your family and had nothing to but good things to share.
jerome meeting Hines Ward:http://twitter.com/#!/jeromepascua/...5492480/photo/1
these are some cool playing cardshttp://www.kickstarter.com/projects...aying-card-deck
Come on Chargers, show daddy the money!
I saw them ... they're new. We like new. Melissa was definitely the non-Asian. My daughter is way Asian.
I'm not so much Hines Ward as I am Jerome Bettis in a Hines Ward costume ...
So another Louisville institution is closing. Ear-x-tacy goes down.http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|NewsWhen did people stop cutting up the bumper stickers to make new words on their cars?
Kim Kardashian is single again and the McRib is back... Black men are having the best week of their lives.
the shannon quoted at the end of the article about ear-x-tacy is shannon from hockey.
How can that be Shannon? Isn't she Canadian? She didn't move here until she was older I thought.
Maybe its another Shannon I don't know. I'm retarded
kevin durant plays flag footballhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOIa...eature=youtu.be
anyone ever hear of this no shave november stuff? someone at work talked to me about it today. I probably havent shaved in 3 weeks so I don't think I can go 4 more weeks.
I think I remember Scott Willis doing something like that at the last Hall Thanksgiving I was at. He had shaved by then and had an awful mustache. Don't really know what it was for though.
bad lip reading with Hermain Cainhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...p;v=uE5xZKszXMQ
i've watched that video 3 times because I was laughing so hard I missed some of it
someone made an animated gif of one of the crazier dudes in hockey getting in a fighthttp://i.imgur.com/QZkgR.gif
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barst...-win-halloween/so was one of these kids goose?
Phil, you'll appreciate this...Swedish hockey: guy hugs opponent after scoring a goal. This is quickly followed with a kiss to the face...with his fist.http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/pu...urn=nhl-wp16322
Fucking swedes. Great line on tebow: "Tebow's performance on Sunday shouldn't surprise anyone. Historically, Christians have done poorly against lions."
Joe - Someone talked to me about it today. Considering I am 3 weeks into a beard, I don't think I can last the month.
There's some guys in my office doing the no shave thing. Shaving your neck is permitted
If you didn't know (I didn't until I finally looked it up), it's the equivalent of wearing pink in October. Don't shave to show your support for men's health issues, specificly prostate cancer. Since some men wear pink, do you think any women partake by leaving some parts unshaved?
on the girls trying to look sensitive to men in a desperate attempt to get laid
er , "only the girls"
insert joke about phil attempting to get laid.
caller just asked denny crum if kyle kuric is a mesh of brian kaiser and simon naydenov. horrible.
I'm not sure you'd call it racism, but the "Compare a black QB to another black QB" and "white basketball player to white basketball player" (or wide receiver) always rubs me the wrong way.When Teddy Bridgewater signed up people were comparing him to Randall Cunningham, Michael Vick, Warren Moon, and Vince Young. I'd get on there and make comparisons to the whitest people out there just to fuck with their heads. Crum should have compared him to Marcus Maybin just to fuck with them
Funny Tebow jokes I heard:His performance shouldn't be a surprise - the christians historically fare poorly against the LionsTebow now calls third downs "Jews" because they are the hardest to convert.Send Tebow to Syria to overthrow Assad!
supervisor bought pizza. Now I need a nap.
radio discussing taylor swift photos. Assuming these leaked photos are fake?
The lmpd have an interesting website. Make sure to click on arcadehttp://www.lmpd.com
this is the best ending of any newspaper article everhttp://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/va...k_21-year-o.php
Is the UK game on TV tonight?
Go transy. Their coach made a comment about being the second highest paid coach in Lexington and Lexington basketball coaches avg however many dollars a year.
the occupy tebow movement on this blog post on espn.com is fascinatinghttp://espn.go.com/blog/afcwest/pos...hink-post-tebow
i wish I could bet on Bellarmine v Louisville. I'm thinking bellarmine by 5 with all the injuries to Louisville right now
Transy by 5! pitching the 5-0 shutout!
who is this wiltjer kid?
I'd like to think deener doesn't sound this ridiculous
announcer explaining a UK 9 point leaad:"UK has had a lot of balls go way down and pop back out."
when did boxing out become a foul?
announcers now commenting on Transy's advantage with numbers on the bench.
I've seen enough, basketball season is cancelled and UK is the national champs
Glad you're on board Joe, couldn't agree more
I guess the 2nd half looked better than the first?
I didn't actually see it, I'm in San Fran so I have no idea how they looked
i liked this quote from les miles "I want my players focused. I don't want the distraction of not being focused to be a distraction."
adrian, question for you. Is it wrong of me to immediately discount anyone whose resume lists NT 4, Windows 98 and MS-DOS?
i have a 9am conference call with 45 people in it. The description of the meeting is this: "We’ll focus on the following: things we should keep doing , stop doing, and start doing."
fancy way of saying everything? Can you function at 9am after a night of trivia?
Phil -I so wanted to respond earlier but i was interviewing people for internships for work. Instead of immediately discounting people i think a simple phone call with the words "So does my mom" and hanging up. I could see that as being an asshole and helpful at the same time so the next time they apply for a job they would know not to put that shit down.
I watched the UK game. First half they looked like "special" people humping door knobs. They did end up winning by a shit ton but it was against Transy do that win was taken with a grain of salt. By mid season the Cats should be playing very well together and cause some damage in March.
I did think about slamming them with a shit ton of ms dos questions
we had a solid team name tonight. we were about 15 years younger than everyone at trivia.our team name was "i feel like I'm in cocoon"Finally right before the end of trivia one of the ladies at the table next to us goes "wait a second, cocoon is the movie...with all the old people!" She laughed so hard she cried.Then we won $50
What's everyone doing for the Bama vs LSU game tomorrow?
No clue, but looks like a marathon day of watching football.
Waking up early because I have therapeutics exam on Monday.Oh, but Dr. Martin (Susan) has been at school the past two weeks.
fishing show bloopershttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_BLggf-mqs
heading to breeders cup in a little bit. god I hope the sun comes out.
Those bloopers were hilarious
Those were delightful
D-2: The Undeniable Cultural Impact of the Mighty Ducks Franchisehttp://www.grantland.com/blog/the-t...ducks-franchise
I couldn't do the red carpet. Photograhpers wear me out. Breeders cup with 3 girls one a hat designer draws cameras.
One of my neighbor's wifi name is his full name + "MD" at the end.What a cock
read an interesting stat about Pistol Pete. His career scoring average was higher than his career shooting percentage.I wonder if anyone else has done that.
Man, what a douche for going to medical school and rubbing it in everyone's face.
Brocks is probably dr. Bearcat
Best sign so farWhat's that smell?Followed by a corn dog picture
Poor Simon Kenton.
In response to Adrian, if anything is going on let me know. Otherwise I'll be at home watching football all day if anyone wants to join me just text me in advance.
Anyone need this stuff for a man cave?http://rasmuscatalog.com/cgi-bin/mn...19/category/ALL
what brought you to that site?
I find it odd these announcers are saying this game is exciting because they seem bored to tears announcing it
I'm just glad it is hd. I was nervous when it was on ion
someone needs to make tavon austin's head bleed
i think wvu figured out the louisville dbs don't know what they are doing
it took me 1 quarter of the season to figure that out
and hd is gone
this is awful
i cant see anything. Neither can bridgewater
they were running the option to philpot?thank god there was a penalty
way to screw up the fake punt
I'm losing confidence in this game
I'm calling my homemade chicken noodle soup the mvp of this game.
that was neat
left handed under handed while being tackled. he is crafty
key play the 11 yard punt. love it.
punter might be the MVP right now
Joe i wanted to come over tonight but apparently i have to work tonight at 9:00 so i plan on going over my parents to watch the game then log into work over there. FML
wvu is gifting the game to us
the moved the ball pretty damn easy until they decide to do something like throw it 40 yards and hope for the best
if you could live bet this game Id go with "sack"
good thing i cant do that
my dad and I predicted those dumb runs
not sure what these run blocking schemes are supposed to be
setting up angles for philpott
is chicester playing?
my dad said he has played. he tipped teh ball that was picked off
thank you for that 4th and 1 call
I can see Dana Horgerlsson rocking out the Big Earn McCracken hairdo within the next year or two.
My c league team has 8 guys in the top 22 for scoring.Incidental contact on the pylon. No call.
un fucking believable
ha, blow some kisses. eat it
suprised no penalty on the kisses. It would be worth it
surprised a WVU fan didn't pull out a musket and shoot him
...or a beer
ah, there's the penalty
I never saw that flag, but they enforced it
WVU basketball lost to NKU and now this. Karma?
butler lost to some team from south dakota I read?
damn, mineesota gave teh game back to State.
we have some slow as fuck DBs. Was Bellamy playing DB earlier?
It would make my day to see Indiana beat Ohio State.
WVU is pretty good at holding
bellamy is filling in randomly for the dude that ran the blocked kick back
UL should give up on punting, it does us no good
definitely need to get away from these zone read plays when trying to run it too
jeremy wright that valuable?
woah. deep breaths
according to the announcer we only need 1 more fiorst down
get the first and go for victory formation with 4 minutes left?
Brown needs to hit those holes harder. Too much dancing
he should have gotten the first there
QB SNEAK. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD QB SNEAK
fucking brown is a pussy!
not the greatest of calls either
this announcer is all about clock management
our lady queen of victory pray for us
wtf was that fucking what
the rare football jump stop
2 TOs and that is the best play we draw up?
"jump straight up in the backfield, then do a barrel roll"
I'm waiting for the announcer to start commenting on the shadows at this in end of the field
brown just takes teh ball and stops
fucking brown is KILLING ME
dont give it to brown on this 3rd down!
QB Draw. Do it
brown didnt have the option o stop in the backfield on that call
Back to his comfort play
if he says dots the i 1 more time I may have to kill this announcer
These announcers are on Zanax I think
Is charlie strong doing his tiger woods sunday red fist pump?
i think he's do the Chardee McDennis battle cry
or let him run it back
we need a dagger
are the WVU fans going to storm the field and mug connor?
he was out of bounds!
he fumbled it in the end zone!
jesus, call a fucking hold
that's a touchback
UL ball on the 20!
its a TD or a fumble, how is it down on the 1?
they should make the pylons 6 ft tall
fumbled out at the 1
that was awful
onsides kicks in WV scare me
3-1 odds chichester is involved in an alligator arm situation
espn.com just flashed UL as the upset alert. fuck
sweet jesus, that was scary
3rd string QB is the #1 RB and on the hands team
lowering the goalposts?
They just said a guy on Ole Miss had a small package
this ole miss team is shitty
what's nuts about Philander Moore isnt how awesome his name is, but the fact that his name is Philander Moore Jr.
that wasnt a push off!
do I stick with UK or switch to the stanford game?
stanford isnt on tv? damn. a&m OU will do
been switching between the races and the Army game
UK is making it a game.
they're still shitty
both teams down 2 timeouts in the first quarter. good management of the game
I hate myself for dropping the reference "they arent freshman anymore" when referring to UL's youth.
ESPN article discussing how WVU big esast title shot was hit with a major blow and explains what WVU has to do to have a shot but then doesnt mention anything about UL sitting in 2nd
Sorry Brock, I want Pitt to beat Cincy to help the Cards out.
Houston Nutt is crazy
Cheering for ACC traitor?!
So when UL kicks their ass next week it feels better
Personally I wish they both could lose
That's ok. UC has to lose twice for it to matter with UofL. Yaknow, that whole tie-breaker thing due to BEATING the c.a.r.d.s
Louisville being #4 wouldn't be so bad. They play a Big 12 team in NY City for that...
that fucking horse had a nice kick
This boyfriend / exgirlfriend dynamic is weird in a major sport
mike smith and chantel sutherland?
yeah, mike smith beat her in the kick. Well, the horses did. Just seemed...odd.
Joe, thanks for rooting for Pitt. What NFL teams do you pick tomorrow so I can make good picks?
hey brent, just say your text - my phone died. We went to Joe's and had the mother of all cookie cakes
I'd rather watch a tampon commercial before I see another Dr Pepper 10 commercial. How they think men would like that piece of shit boggles my mind
That cookie cake is worth trying again. I'm tempted to try other fillings with the ice cream like chocolate syrup, peanut butter or sprinkles.
If anyone is watching saints Chris is ambulance not sideline. Some dude just carted off with a bad injury.
I was actually just going to text you about that
Joe, you picked Houston over Cleveland for only 3? That is the biggest margin thus far. Seriously, let me know your picks. Is it possible to torment you more? Give it time.
Did I pick that?
Bobby Curtis used to run for st. x. he was the 3rd us male in the NYC marathon and 15th overall.
That has to be a record for Saturday posts.
I think curtis won the NCAA championship a few years back in the 5k.When I was in line at the uscan at kroger it was chaos. Some dude had a cart full of shit, someone else couldn't figure out how to scan himself out, someone was paying with change and another person was just moving slow as balls. Slow as balls guy is the first to finish out of the group and I slide into his spot with my basket of items (12ish things).I beat them all using my mad target skills. Credit card scanned and signed before even the chick who was paying could finish. Dude walks up behind me to grab my scanner is just like Sam Elliott - cowboy hat, mustache and voice. He puts his stuff down and says "Now there's someone who takes some gosh darn pride in what he's doing. Nice fuckin' work"Possibly the greatest complement I've ever received.
from the KU twitter account:https://twitter.com/#%21/KUNews/sta...248792232333313
Brock, I originally just went through and picked, then I went back to change values and I forgot to hit submit.
Cookie cake ice cream sandwich so much better today
This must be some kind of legendary cookie cake. I'm waiting for the "skeet, skeet, skeet, cookie cake!"
Adrian took pictures
what was the fix?
let the ice cream freeze over night on it
http://i.imgur.com/FsxPq.jpg2 cookie cakes with an entire container of ice cream.
This is a trial run. trying to think of ways to one up this.
Yeah the cookie cake(s) with 1/2 gallon of ice cream smashed in between was bad ass.
I think I developed diabetes last night
That cookie cake is legen-dairy.
Go to google and search for "do a barrel roll"
Leroy Jenkins!!!This guy messes with WOW nerds...pretty hilarious."God damn it Leroy!"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU
my campbells chunky soup tried to blind me at lunch. I went to stir it and it exploded and burned my face.
god's still trying huh?
I try to stay humble.
at least I have fried chicken
Cowboys and Anthrax
Jerome says that the Leeroy Jenkins video is so old that he has an AVI of it
Its new to me
I was hoping to find a link that someone made to it back when it was new. I don't think we even knew Brent back when it came out. It could have set a record for repost.
this made me chucklehttp://imgur.com/Em8UJ
I thought I'd be cute and grab Oakland's defense because they were going against Tebow and my Lions where on a bye week.I ended up with -2 points and I am currently losing by 1 point.
I think uk is going to break 70 in the first half.
who are they playing?
what is a morehouse?
the only all male historically black institution of higher learning in the United States. and it is in atlanta. learn something new every day.
74 points in the first half. That is hysterical.
and kentucky is getting nothing out of this game.
i am curious what the moorehouse coach is saying right now during halftime.
which will come first. mooreshouse scoring 30 or uk scoring 100
You know those shirts with four names on it for a sports team? Like I have a Bills one that says AndreJimThurmanBruceI want to make a UK one that saysBrianSamBrandonKyleI think it'll be a big hit
that fake punt was hilarious
don't throw it to jackson!
or the bears!
Well done Phil. My undefeated season thwarted.
phil, stuart scott just dropped a "clear eyes full hearts can't lose."
Nobody showed up for either of our teams, Brock. Somebody had to win
I've heard Stuart Scott use that line at least a dozen times.
I hear by surrender my computer science degree. I couldn't get one of my monitors to work - it was in some sort of screen burn in mode. I gave up thinking the monitor went bad. Guy at work came in unplugged the monitor's power and plugged it back in and it started working again.Sigh
It's okay. Product designers at Dell gave up their CS degrees long ago as well.
douglas, watch out for the penis cancerhttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4520625...h/#.Trl1h0PK19c
Way to redeem yourself following computer ignorance with this terrific find.
I can't take full credit. Sparker knew that it was of vital importance to share with us
that explains this itching i've had
I appreciate that the article clarifies the abbreviation SWA and uses it throughout the remainder of the piece. I guess if you don't live and work in that industry, you wouldn't use SWA as easily as others.
rumors that Kevin Ware is eligible
I've seen enough of the bullet
Guy at work talking about UK's season opener against Marist:"...a lot of times an inverse correlation between the amount of money the player's families have and the skill level, so we should be good"
is kyle kuric the exception to this rule?
I went to go find another copy of the false start penalty that wasn't on NFL.com. The youtube video is far superiorhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttSUjpFMw_A1) Amazing description of the Broncos in the video details2) This one is longer and has a Brian Gumbell "The Jerk" reference
this made me chuckle:"Sex is like pizza - even when it's bad, Herman Cain will still try to force it on you."
Heavy D is dead. Old school rappers dying makes me sad.
Jerome, liked the "florence ya'll" comment.
That water tower means so much to me.
has any one ever done homemade chicken tenders? Last night I cut up chicken breasts into strips and breaded them with crumbled up cheddar and sour cream lays chips and baked it in the oven. Dipped into ranch it was pretty damn good.
joe pa no more
sarah's done them pretty good before
laura just texted me numerous cops were searching my street on foot going through back yards. they said they were "looking for something." They sat 3 houses down for a while then an unmarked cop car pulled up and picked one of them up then they all left.
that is 4 run ins with teh cops I know of in the last 2 months on the gloucester
shit going down.
so joe pa's officially gone now, i'm amazed at the number of people defending him and can't believe they fired him
Penn State students are making an even bigger ass out of the university
anyone interested in going to the UL-Pitt game Saturday?
joe, meant to reply to you early. I'd be doubtful - its my mom's birthday and I also need to help out with the wounded warrior hockey game
I took no response as a negative response
i just forgot. I'm not a clever man
Explaining the existing of the McRibhttp://motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2...existence-mcrib
Peter Jurkin to IU
btw, that link is probably not safe for work
buckles and van treese back for the UK game they are saying.
guy at work just said this in regards to a suggestion on a different group being the support group - "they couldn't support their ass with a chair."Didn't get the props I felt it needed
I'm thinking of going with "In honor Bill Keane, our team name isn't funny."
jimmy kimmel got all these parents to tell their kids they ate their kids halloween candyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YQpbzQ6gzs
too soon fur a psu team name?
Whole things creeps me out
well shit, a basement waterproofing company called me back the other day to say they were still interested in my business and offered a discounted price. They said they would be here at 6 today to go over things again and never showed up.
sounds like there's a reason they need business
I think they want to rob you
It is the guy douglas recommended
platt's response to an email about the cops being around the other day:"They said that they were looking for some black guy who was on foot. Greg guesses it was someone who went to Waggener."
Mike bush was a good fantasy start, but Vincent Jackson brought me back to reality.
Nice link Phil. While browsing it I found this link that displays the hottest female asses in sports. As I am viewing it, I am thinking how the fuck did Kerri Walsh make the list. I pretty sure Sir Mix-A-Lot rapped about this a time or two.http://www.totalprosports.com/2011/...sports-gallery/
you're welcome joe. i actually heard his commercial on the radio this morning during deener's show. i never had an issue w/ him not showing up, i know he had been swamped so i don't think he's hurting for business, but it was pretty shitty of him not to show up. have you still not done that?
Msd offers some free sewer sump pump thing I am checking out also. Trying to get everything straight before I commit.
anything going on this weekend?
i just realized, you're probably off today aren't you joe?
someone posted this image on reddit with this title:"You know what the trouble is, Brucey? We used to make shit in this country, build shit."http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/...raItPOIB7ll.jpg
Stacey Poole is learning you don't just walk away from UK basketball. Next time it won't be just a fender bender.
I take fender bender back. The escalade they were driving around in and Terrence Jones fled from for perfectly valid reasons got fucked up. That could have been pretty damn bad if they weren't driving that beast of a car
yeah, there's more to that story i imaginehttp://www.coachcal.com/8290/2011/1...age-from-coach/
Coach Cal wouldn't put a curfew in place if they were just driving back from the gym I'd think. They are FAR more likely to get hit by a car randomly during the day than at night
i think more than anything also just that they were out at 2:30am the night before a game.
we are going up to the BBC tonight to watch Josh's band the PA Project play. It's an unofficial goodbye to brent before he heads to DC for his contract gig so it'll be fun
driver of the car has some interesting pictures up on twitter
got a damn wedding tonight.
who's the poor bastard?
My buddy paul's lil sister is marrying someone that has a tie to the sci and I will leave it at that.
Fish tacos at BBC are insane
mysterious marriage? interesting
who's his little sister?
joe, not sure if this new but google maps has tarchttp://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=C...=13&start=0
Do you people still go out to bars anymore or is that so 2008?
it's not a common occurrence
...unless its in Vegas
Phil, espn sign epsilon sigma pi nu with binary written underneath in at Stanford. Can you figure it out?
girl behind me at the UL game, "Hey, you glad they found your catcher?"I forgot i had a washington Nationals hat on and was really confused.
UK fake punt, best offensive play of the game
UL cant catch a GD punt!
how do you let that fucktard run that in?
scott radcliff used his speed? Radcliff I would bet is the slowest of the receiving corp
what the fuck is UL doing getting this onside kick?
worst last second hail mary ever
nice run by vandy
can you expand on brent to DC?
I am watching the FSU vs Miami game. Dude for Miami just got lit up big time. A fan is yelling "you fucking suck"
What the fuck is up with these ND uni's? Is it a contest to see who has the worst uni's? ND vs Maryland
Why does Notre Dame get the graphics in both end zones? Isn't the stadium in Maryland?
My family went on a burger crawl tonight. Hit up Jack's, the Bambi Bar and the old Kaelins. Ordered a couple of burgers and split them among us. We ranked them on 1) Quality of bun 2) Quality of toppings 3) Quality of side dish 4) Overall burger deliciousness 5) AtmosphereJack's was pedestrian. Bambi bar was a solid #2 but Kaelins blew them all out of the water. That's a damn good burger. Our quest continues though
Brent, this article reminded me of Joshhttp://www.theonion.com/articles/fr...etting-m,26600/
i used to run with the chick that won the half marathon. She's a mercy girl.
When did that running occur, Phil? She also went to Vanderbilt. I believe she still lives in Nashville.
Courier journal says she lives In Lexington.
adrian, any thoughts of doing the polar bear grand prix? it is 3 races: a 4k, a 5k and a 4 miler.
I would like to but not really sure right now since I have already signed up for 5 races and I still have to buy cold weather running clothes for my marathon training. How much are the three races and do you know when they are?
what races have you signed up for already?http://www.active.com/running/louis...-2011?int=29-12
5 races signed up for- Thanksgiving Day Run Sponsored by Swags (2011)- Triple Crown of Running (2012)- Marathon (2012)- November Half Marathon (2012) - planning on this one
someone told me she was like a professor at UK
You are right. That's the second person I know who is now a professor at UK with half the publications that I have. I don't know what that says about UK or I maybe should apply.
Teaching at the community college hasn't exactly inspired that career path though.
This cracked me up...http://imgur.com/NtbMa
#FatGirlStripperNames is trending on twitter http://twitter.com/?photo_id=1#!/se...RLSTRIPPERNAMES
DP show question: if you were an NFL QB how many girlfriends would you have?Answer: 1 in every city but your home city and buffalo.
is this you under a pseudonym, phil? question from simmons's mailbag...Q: Suppose it's the pre-Viagra era and you are basically impotent. Once a year your wife gets all dressed up and goes out "with the girls", but is always dropped off the following morning by a guy with a mullet driving a Cadillac. While deep down it bothers you, you really don't want to say anything because you know that if she leaves you, you're definitely not getting anyone else. Isn't this what it's like being a Buffalo-resident Bills fan during that week when your team heads to Toronto?— Chris, Louisville
that one stood out over the wekend when I read it
not me, but it is a very good analogy
charlie strong blamed call of duty for the loss
i saw that too, that's definitely a new one
damn, i just came here to post that. jesus that is sad
some serious shit went down on a bus todayhttp://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home
headline on fark about the PSU football game"In the end, Penn State comes up a little behind"
http://www.barstoolsports.com/phill...-ive-ever-seen/dude is nuts
bob valvano asked me what went wrong with my team losing the blue / white cup game. I told them they were playing too much Call of Duty.
Any ideas on best prices for car alignment and tire rotation?
I typically do michel tires
isecond michel tires
for alignment medley's is probably best, i only do tires at michel, anytime i've priced them out for actual car service it's high
when does UK play Saturday, football or basketball?UL plays football at noon and basketball against butler at 2. Looks like I will have to bust out the 2 tvs.
football's at 12:20 on sec network, basketball's like 7 i think
who you guys playing? tonight should be a good one for the cats
yeah, it won't start til probably after 10 though, so i'm already not looking forward to that, but it'll be a big game. they play penn state on saturday in connecticut in that tip off tournament, and then after that either old dominion or south florida i think
office wide potluck for thanksgiving today. I'll stick with my regular sack lunch. I don't trust my co-workers enough to eat their food.
You bringing a cookie cake?
girl in the cubicle next to me and some other people are planning a black history month, black veterans appreciation day soul food pot luck. It was the most delicious thing I have ever heard. They asked me to participate and I told them to tell me what to bring. they left me in charge of bringing the grippos.
is that racist?
Yeah, Grippos are pretty racist.
I was the minority in the group. I stayed out of it and stuck with tell me what to bring. I was not the person who got yelled at. There was a girl who got lectured for saying she would bring shrimp and grits. the planning committee had to teach her that there is difference between cajun and soul. The entire thing made me nervous and hungry.
the committee recommended that the grippos be used to bread pork chops. I said I am better at just bringing grippos.
i'm assuming you mean these are black people majorities when you say you're in the minority, for some reason i just envisioned a group of asians lecturing you whities on proper soul food consumption
nervous hungry is the best kind of hungry
these guys are complete douchebags, but their cello skills are solid.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8lv...ure=uploademailhere they cover smells like teen spirit
Looks like I'm the first natty sci member to take home the pick'em league prize
Does UK play tonight? If so, is it on regular tv?
I think Brock did
It would be interesting to see the cats play a complete 40 minute game.
i think i would enjoy that
it will come against UNC and they also will play a full 40 minutes and UK loses
UNC didn't look a whole lot better in their first half against michigan state, the season's still very young
state looked like garbage last night
so devonta pollard is a top 10 recruit and he just dropped UK from his list, and I have to share why:When asked why he dropped the Cats from his list, Pollard said this: “UK produces pros, but if you go and you aren’t ready to be drafted in 1 or 2 years, then you will have to stay there 2 or 3 more years.”
Cats by 7 over the tardheels.
I like that John Fox refereed to the passing game as "that other crap" when talking about how they retooled the offense for Tebow
dan patrick show was discussing a vegas line for over/under completions by tebow.
Like hypothetically or a real one?
I think there is a real one
i'm not particularly a big tebow fan, he being a gator and all, but i would honestly love to see the broncos just kick ass the rest of the year doing the same shit. he's like 3-1 as the starter now, and all anyone has done is rag on him. football guys are seriously losing their minds calling him a joke, basically b/c he's a virgin. it's becoming quite comical
the rock and mick foley are back in wrestling? Rock vs. John Cena at wrestlemania!
i had heard the rock was on raw the other night but i never followed up on it
I was watching something that said the Kentucky's "Unbridled Spirit" slogan really is saying "We got Horse Racing and Booze"Never thought of it like that
lady narrates a break in for 911 operatorshttp://links.laughingsquid.com/post...me-remotely-via
remember when we used to do the booth of doom next wednesday every year?
Now I'm planning a early thursday skate for thursday
a what? Laura and I are in town alone for thanksgiving. hockey kind of sounds fun.
are you trying to get another booth of doom up and going?
I can't handle that any more. I could be convinced to do something over the holiday. we are too old for the wednesday before thanksgiving amateur night.
i can't do an all nighter, but i could go out for drinks or something.
If we planned better we could have join Pat up at French Lick. I think they are getting drunk and getting on go carts Thursday morning
Someone at work asked me if we check people's passwords to make sure they aren't similar to their pets names (e.g. Tr3mend0usUps1de3P0t3nt1al would not be allowed).
and I have my next password at work.
click on this to go right to hellhttp://i.imgur.com/tEx1s.jpg
it's hot down here...
woman at work who was telling me about her son who played his first year of football ever as a senior at manual and was just offered a scholarship to play at campbellsville. I asked her what position he plays and she had no clue. she had to call her husband to figure it out. Moms are special people.
I just feel like saying this. Everything is coming up Milhouse!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-q1oPJ46R4
The Denver pick tonight moves me past Brent into second place overall in the Pick'Em league. Thanks Tebow, but you are still a douche.I went with Denver over the Jets more for the reason that New York is terrible on the road rather than Tebow doing anything stellar.
There are people posting on Facebook that the "power of faith" is the reason for Tebow's success tonight. I would like to stab those people.
So if I pray enough, will I become 6'5" 240?
that annoys me too. what kills me about tebow that i find funny is that by all accounts he seems to be good dude, people that know him have only good things to say, and he's not out there claiming he's the best player ever or anything. it amazes me that people hang on to his faith to either hate him so much or love him so much. he can't just be a good guy who's not bad at football. he's not the greatest player b/c he prays, nor is he the worst player b/c he doesn't fuck bitches
Contrare, you moved next to me, tied for second place. Don't worry, you'll be looking up again after Sunday.
I got jehovah witnessed at the bus stop this morning.
I watched the denver game last night. My favorite part was on the final 95 yard drive, Tebow was running the ball. Instead of running out of bounds he ran straight for Revis.
I want to see deion sanders try to tackle him.
i'm doing ok in most leagues I'm in. I signed up in my brother in-laws league thinking I'd just slaughter them. I am by far the worst team in the league.I already have the lowest score in the league for the week with -.2 points. I fucking suck
NHL's Critics Find No Evidence That Penalty Box Reforms Playershttp://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/a...-box-ref,26701/
We raffled off two turkeys at work today. One of the winners is a vegetarian.
what is the word on the fern creek lockdown I am hearing about?
how'd you like to be the kid coming into class on Monday that everyone thought would shoot up the school? Man I bet you'd feel like a complete dick
I haven't laughed harder in a while then I did at the ultra downey pic
Downy * Coworker "why are you laughing"me " because. I am retarded "
what if tim tebow was black?http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com...-was-black.html
just got an e-mail telling me to make sure I register nattysci.xxx to protect the brand
1 dead in an apartment fire in cypress pointe. I was out running around there and helicopters were circling and I am running through the wodded park in all black. Didnt realize there was a fire and assumed I was going to get in a police chase.
UL football noon tomorrow big east networkUK basketball noon tomorrow espn3UK football 12:21 tomorrow sec network/espn3UL basketball 2:00 tomorrow ESPN3I am planning to do 2 tvs starting at noon and wire the computer up to one of them to get ESPN3 hopefully. I dont know which gets priority on TV #2 at noon.
if anyone wants to join me let me know
Joe i am running in the morning. I can come over in the afternoon!
I still have 1 more bag of pizza rolls. I'm thinking UL football on 1 screen and UK basketball on the other. then rotate to UL basketball after that and see the scores of the other games. nebraska michigan is at noon also in football.
espn3 is always iffy hooked up to the tvs.
Will you have the Rutgers-UC game at noon on ESPNU? My daughter has to watch UC games.
You in town and is it on tv?
Espnu can be thrown into the mix
Cats game is embarrassing.
You are embarrassing
well done sir
ESPN3 sucks. Keeps blacking out UL football games
Your computer still thinks you are local and not in new Orleans. You Need to resync
Bellarmine on the internet
Football my house tonight. If anyone is interested. Adrian headed over and Phil said he will probably head back over.
I don't think that's it. Looked at some of the blackout maps for other games and the NOLA area is blacked out while KY is not.
So do we have an Alabama and LSU rematch now?
So if UofL wins the Big East, do you think that will get them to disband the whole thing?
Does LSU, Alabama and Arkansas go #1, 2, and 3?
Yessir, now Arkansas needs to beat lsu to fuck shit up even more
I don't know if running 7 miles or 14 hours of drinking beer and watching sports hurt me more yesterday.
UK basketball - truly the greatest team in the history of basketball.
Glad to see you finally agree Phil!
You could see Anthony Davis's unibrow quivering when he almost cried when he fouled out
Look for me behind the Cowboys bench, I'm on the 37 yard line row 2, seat 1
Odu is a threat to be reckoned with
old man referee in the ravens game is a tough mofo
http://www.cbssports.com/collegefoo...wls/predictionsWe going to the ship
dude on card chronicle has a big break down on the odds of louisville stumbling into the BCSAll of it of course depends on doing something we've never done which is beat on USF
The card chroniclecstuff was a good read
I lost 5 points because Rodgers went from 300 yards back down to 299. Bullshit!
VT is the one team on that board that I think UofL could beat.
What really sucks is one of LSU, Bama or Arkansas will be left out of the BCS bowls because you cannot have more than 2 from any conference in those games.
That sounds like a good argument to dismantle the BCS and go to a playoff. The current system is totally screwing the SEC.
Brent, if both the Giants and Patriots win, then we end up tied for highest score this week. It'll come down to guessing the MNF score. If either of those two teams lose, I take home the cash. Go Eagles!
We have a playoff...it's called the sec regular season and championship game
Brock, if NE and the Giants both win we are tied and it comes down to points.
anyone remember the casting for natty sci: the movie? Luis Guzman was on Community and all I could think of was him cast as Cuban.
My son is doing deadlifts with an 8 lb dumbbell
Actually, it would be best if a new division was created: the FSBS (football super bowl division), with two conferences - the SEC East and SEC West.
I tried to explain the sports marathon saturday to brian guinn with the arrangement of tvs and game flipping and he is convinced we entered the matrix.
At one point i think we had four games on.
Joe can you send me the path we took on our run Saturday?
I'll give it a shot
Saw a nasty wreck on I-71 today. Car slammed into the wall where it merges with I-264. Every time it rains there is another car in that ditch. I'm thinking with the economy in the shitter people aren't getting new tires and brakes and it is turning the morning commute into bumper cars out there.I'm going to work from home if there is more than an inch of snow I think. Maybe tarc it
Someone is royally bitching at work that we are having a pot luck dinner because she is being forced to eat food prepared by strangers
I dont trust all of my coworkers cooking. I skip most potlucks
Yeah, but you don't bitch about it to the whole office. Jerome can vouch for the insanity
i love how when we have potlucks i've set a standard for myself that everyone else brings food, and i eat it. it's a pretty good set up we've got going
At Chase I was the "bachelor" so they sent the leftovers to my desk so I could take them home with me.
my buddy terry arranged it all. He made people believe that I was incapable of anything domesticated and I would get things like Qudoba catering to take home.
so this just happened a couple blocks from my office:http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home
i keep hitting refresh on the CJ expecting to see the accident I saw. Nothing. I guess that means no one got hurt I guess which is good
I bring large compartment plates to every potluck and people worship me because of them. Of course, there is always a whiner in there, "We already have plates" but compartment plates rule the potluck. Buy some tomorrow Phil and let me know how it goes.
I have to agree with Brent there. The compartment plates are the best - and this comes from a fat kid.
jerome, thoughts on me stealing that idea?
32 rules of thanksgiving footballhttp://online.wsj.com/article/SB100...0294096452.html
I shared that on facebook earlier. I was disappointed there was no one blitz every 4 downs.
DO IT!! Bring the plates!!!
I recommend these:http://www.omahafastfoods.com/demo1...,%2040%20ct.jpg
So Brent, we are tied atop the overall pick 'em pool. That's a hunk of change to the one who can hold onto it.
teresa from trivia's brother is up for Big East Fan of the Yearhttp://www.bigeast.org/Sports/MensB...TVolvo2012.aspxVote Tim!
Brock, how much is it? I assumed it would be just another $26. BTW, Stupid Giants, if they would of won, I would of won two weeks straight.
It's been a while since I've gotten to play our holiday touch football game. Of course, it gets a little dangerous in a little alley when everyone playing gets too big.I liked6. A Nerf ball is okay but you should own a leather football. A leather football is one of the things every home must have, like a dishwasher and a bourbon distillery in the garage.
Actually, if the Giants would have won, we would tied this week and I was only 2 points off on the MNF score.
For the overall winner, I calculated something like $300. Since there are only 16 weeks and 26 participants, that means 10X $30 left at the end.
I made a spreadsheet for the actual winnings. the dude in charge has it. Brock, how do you want your money, all at once? You are currently up 30 bucks. Phil and douglas, you all still owe 30. Brent, you owe 4 dollars.
All at once, there will be more weekly winnings, I suspect.
Er, I thought I gave you the cash. Must have gotten drunk. I actually have brent, his buddy and mine I guess
you said numerous times you would get it to me and never did
Pyrodirect.com sent me black Friday deals. That is awesome!
i never seem to remember it when i'm actually with you
i have a shit ton of cash too. no excuses besides stupidity
this is an older onion article, but it made me chuckle againLong-Snapper And Son Long-Snap A Few Balls Around Backyardhttp://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/a...around-ba,2591/
this offer to watch a Louisville practice with the purchase of a polo intrigues me:http://www.uoflsports.com/sports/m-.../112211aaa.html
its for charity, phil.
never mind then
fix-a-flat butt injectionhttp://blisstree.com/look/fix-a-fla...o-buttocks-569/
anyone doing anything for high school reunion night? there's some people i work with talking about mollys/diamonds/gerstle's
Hockey, then being anti-social at Spring Street.
mollys will be ridiculous, gerstles will have a 10 dollar cover. diamonds is just diamonds.
And Spring Street will have half off apps and cheap mexican beers.And most importantly - no one I knew in high school.
a girl i work with has trivia tonight, anyone got any good names, she's asking for my help and i got nothing
douglas, a simple one would be "Congrats to Amy Winehouse on 4 Months Sobriety"Always a classic
local news on conan o'brian's wedding http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GME5nq_oSR4
can you keep up with ryan hallhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...;v=lPyBMsjVG94#!
dog likes to chase mountain bikeshttp://www.pinkbike.com/video/227689/
I like this comment in the Ryan Hall ad:i got mc-rib sauce on my keyboard
I think Sport and I could film that mountain bike video.
man uk has already given up 14 points.
charlie brown segregated thanksgivinghttp://i.imgur.com/q6kV3.png
Ran a turkey trot 5K this morning, 18:20...aiming for sub 18 but I didnt have the legs.
I ran 6.25 miles this morning. the corner of breckinridge and shelbyville smelled like stale beer and vomit.
the galloping gobbler trophy sounds pretty dirty
one radio show yesterday was referring to the va tech uva game as the fightign gobblers vs the cavs and said that is only a good matchup in gay porn.
Something happen last night?
i guess just teh usual debauchery before thanksgiving at st matthews bars.
my thanksgiving growler is almost empty. damn shame.
on to wine and champagne. goes good with cornish game hen. we classy.
if i just heard correctly, jason witten wants you to "get the fuck back"
18 minutes to kickoff. Go cards
6'8" TE with stone hands is definitly a QBs best friend
He is an impact player for the wrong team
If the cards win it will truly show how fucked up the automatic bcs bids are.
doesn't matter, bcs
Ul is giving this game away. Look like shit
This is fucking awful
Not a bad christmas for me so far...1) HDhomerun prim 3 card tuner (record 3 HD channels at once)2) 3TB hard drive (store a shit ton of video on it)3) Unlimited usenet account (internet pvr with sickbeard)4) Gears of war 3
11am games always are.
Why have you already done christmas?
early christmas for me dude
You buy your own Christmas gifts?
i dont understand either
UL sucks. Only waytodescribe this game
Id it too early to start drinking
It looked like ul recovered that
U of L doesn't suck because they have a chance of going to the BCS and everyone knows sucky teams don't go to the BCS games.
son of a bitch
To quote the announcer they are struggling with the mental aspect of the game
it's only 10-3. Come on. At least the cards don't lose by 50 like UK does
i think our best defense is when the other team realizes we dont have CBs so they dial up a bomb and they over throw it
2-2 on 4th down.
Not like defense could get any worse and heyman gets hurt
laura eg the tv?
make afucking tackle
Worst case scenario out of the timeout? Lineup for a punt block on 3rd down?
im guessing the defense lines up to run an offensive play.
Might have been better off lining up in the pistol on defense
Offensive pass interfere ce!
how do you drop that?
Fuck! We can rule out a halftime adjustment as well.
how do they blow this
kind of shocked not see Vic on a draw play
And then go and something like that and completely redeem themselves
i like that the big east conference is advertising itself with "the most balanced conference in the country!"
I was laughing at that too.
Mark may's voice and then Lou holtz makes me e
Biggest halftime deficit in a win this season was 7 at wvu.
that keenan "pass" play was stupid
So the announcers have let us know that one guy is fat and chciheter is tall. Strong work
Did you know lefors had deaf parents?
dude, there's a bar down here called the 3-legged dog
Parker is a stud
Fucking wild card
I hate the fucking wild card
You got to catch that!
mother fucker. shitty red zone
We need a ul win in football and b ball and trinity to win by 80 in the state semis tonight
ESPN3 sucks. Louisville, NOLA, and small area in New england only areas blacked out for bball game
Scratch the wildcard
keep running the wild card. Looks likes its working well
Eli Rogers has huge cajones
Their version of the UL bball amoeba defense
Cant believe he didn't drop it
He is tall.
Fucking special teams
and completely redeem themselves
youve got to be fucking kidding me
i was about to say chichester drop
the chichester we know and love
Good news is he is tall
Where was the wildcard
SINCE LAST CENTURY!
Ah fuck it corso
that was my impersonation of the commentator saying yes
It sounded like someone was shot o. That play
Bad play call
So 2 yards to go let's pitch it bak 5 yards and make it 7
oh jesus i almost pooped myself
the viagra commercial with the horses - wouldnt it be easier to use the hay in the back of the truck?
separate te man from the ball
what the fuck was that?
i'm just glad it didnt hit anyone
get pressure on the punter entire game and nothing on that?
love the tribal tat on the kicker. TRY IT AGAIN, JOHNNY BADASS
Isn't Akers or some other kicker into martial arts?
Akers has a couple of blackbelts in like Jiu Jitsu or whatever
Akers does his jsi jitsu bow after kicks
Let's see some prevent defense allowing bigs yards
if by unlimited you mean 4 games
I did poop myself there
thought another missed tackle for big play
i liked bridgewater's pump fake on that run
the direct snap works better than wild card
2 best tackles in the nation, pork chop
Chichesters height developed that play
you know what my favorite run of the day is? WILDCARD, BITCHES
alrighty, still time to make it seven straight games with an onside kick
Stutter step it over to j-bone
No fumble just go down
Wildcard it! Ice it with the wild card!
Big east champs!
And someone beat Cinncy?
Can seal it tommorow if things work out
datsyuk is nifty
dude on the red wings got popped in the nuts by a dude on the bruins. Announcer called it "carving a little turkey"
Is there any way to root against Petrino and LSU?
phil did he punch him in the nuts or shoot a puck to his nuts?
stick to the nuts
So are you rooting for petrino and John l or Cooper and krag?
I think I dislike Petrino and John L the most
I had forgotten John L and Cooper were assistants in this game
Reading those posts got a little confusing...It went from, I fucking hate the wildcard, to here goes the wildcard again, to why arent they running the fucking wildcard.
jason frakes predicting a fight in the press box at the franklin-simpson vs collins game
Good call Brent. It was like watching 3 people have a schizophrenic attack simultaneously.
Haha, no kidding. Brock, if I win this week and the Really Rottens lose a game, than it will be a showdown between you and I for a playoff spot. Be afraid.
thanks for nothing wvu
thanks for something wvu
thanks for quite a bit wvu
Black on black tarc bus racism was hilarious on the ride home from the basketball game. Girls were lost and didn't know the way home and one yells call that white boy to come pick us up. Driver says it is a long walk home to Rockford lane. Try pooling your money for a cab. They get an attitude and the driver calls them out on the white boy comment.
shake they aren't playing at paul brown
over/under of the times i will watch elf this year? it stands at 6 right now.If I was in NYC you bet your damn ass my team would be "The Central Park Rangers"
One girl starts yelling just say yes sir. We think they went east and they meant to go west.
Phil, is there more to that joke then central park meets park rangers?
too drunk to make eloborate jokes
And new york rangers
For some reason Central Park having the most feared group of special ops cracks me up
i hate the target woman
You are drunk
Im really liking your 19 bus plan. It went by spring street, right?
Right past spring street.
Once an hour down winchester
3times an hour past spring street probably
some day game we need to fully abuse the public transportation system.
why is the basketball game on HDNET so weird looking?
I have a bus pass and Laura gets free ul rides. Also a trolley hop was going on.
Leftovers over here tomorrow?
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