The Human Swizzle Stick
It's time for everyone's favorite throw away topic: weird search phrases that
have some how dumped people on this site!
- funny trivia team names - give me 30 minutes.
I'll come up with one.
- "the booth of doom" - I'd like to think someone at some
point heard one of our drunk asses talking about the tBoD and thought to
themselves "I'm intrigued. I will go home and google that!"
- hardfist gay - yup
- Big fat women pussies while siting in a chair without face
showing - now THAT is a fetish. And I have a feeling the only
reason we came up on the search result is due to the misspelled "siting"
- pussy rammings - When searching "sex" just won't cut it
- pictures of boys testacles - no shaft?
- nfl cheer leaders being freaky in
their dorm - I have a feeling I've posted this one once before, but
I like it. Anyways, things that I like about this: 1) they only want
professional cheerleaders, none of this college crap. 2) they are looking
for girls "being freaky" 3) they think that NFL cheerleaders stay in dorms.
- sleeping guys get fondeled - I'm tempted to setup a
porn site for really bad spellers.
- lesbian hangouts in delray beach,FL - I'm told they
hang out at Muff's. It's a dive bar.
- lindsay lohans beaver shot - sorry, I just like it when
people use euphemisms for search results. I bet if they searched for
lindsay lohan's furburger shot they'd have better results (parenthetical
note: furburger is in the spell-check for Microsoft Expression Web Designer)
- watched my horny dad play with
himself - I don't know if this is a confession or not, but I hope
whatever you found on NattySci.com helped you stop being a freak. Good
luck with that.
- sex tapes - we have to be result #1,042,024,358 on
google for that. I admire your porn searching tenacity, random
internet person
- smooching and fucking after college pic - I know once I
finished college all I wanted to do was go home and smooch my lady
friend...and then fuck. I'm sure I can find some pics of people
fucking after college, but smooching too? I wish you luck.
- tiny virgina fuck stories - is tiny virgina something
like "Wee England"?
- Bin Laden - Keep searching, I'm sure you'll find him
eventually
- lindsey lohan crotch mishap - that would be a pretty
cool punk rock band name. Maybe you should try searching for lindsey lohan's
hatchet wound mishap instead.
- thumbnails of drunk women and male strippers - ah yes, god forbid your
pictures of drunk women and male strippers be full sized. Fun story:
When I was working at Target a little old lady (estimated age: 75) came to
the electronics department saying that she received the wrong photos.
She was very nice - she just wanted us to have the photos in case someone
else was looking for their missing photos. But she told us that if
anyone turned in her photos she'd like to have them because they were of her
birthday party. And then she leaned in and whispered to me "I wish
those were of my birthday party." And she left. Once
she was gone I took a peak at the photos and it was of a bachelorette party
at the Toy Tiger.
- opposite of fallic symbols - That would be a yonic
symbol
- NATTY with Her Show (Sexy Fuck Star) - I'm going to assume this person
was Japanese. Or Jerome
- www.Grandma sex with 50 boys.pictures.com - sorry, that would be
"www.grandma sex with 50 boys.pictures.net"
Also, it seems people REALLY want to know the joke from the Matador.
Here's the joke: Two Mexicans walk into a cantina. One of them is a midget and
the other has a 15 inch penis. The midget says to the bartender, “They call my
amigo here the Human Swizzle Stick. Want to know what they call me?”
My guess is "The Olive."
Posted by Phil on October 8th, at night |
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