i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
Posted by Phil on August 12th, in the afternoon | 1192 comments
Last post was getting HUGE.
Oh, and I went ahead and bought myself the iPod Nike+ thingy. I needed new shoes anyways, and my new car doesn't have a CD player so the iPod would have been purchased anyways. I just hope the nike shoes don't suck donkey balls, but I hear good things about the Air Max 180 so we'll see...Btw, Natty Sci Fat Guys Running was another success last night. Everyone finished better than their goals and only a few little kids beat us.
Which ipod did you buy?
I just grabbed a refurbished iPod nano. $109. Oh, and for what it's worth if you use coupon code 455478 at finishline.com you get $15 of purchases of $90 or more plus free shipping.
I think I might move Natty Sci over to a new machine. v033u39lvs.maximumasp.com will still work for now, but you might want to update your bookmarks to VZW222.maximumasp.com. NattySci.com and greenknuckles.com will of course still work.
ok, DNS is updated. You should see a little message at the top saying "this is on the new server" or something to that effect. One thing that will change are the stats. I'm going to install a new stats package I think later today.
Okay, This gave me the greatest idea EVER.http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/08/...hairthrown.htmlWe need to get Bmac and Douglas a cable access show, because you just know it will lead to hilarity. And thin we can get a show for Brent to debate anything against anyone.Then we can get a the "learn how I am stalking you online" by Phil hour.The best stories ever, told by adrian.Incoherant ramblings by Marc half-hour show.The Issac and Wes (odd couple - now best buddies sitcom)and the "you know how you are gay?" show with host Church and Adrian
Wes and PhilUL versus Evansville 7:00 PM at Cardinal Park if your interested
no can do on the soccer game, Church. Buffalo plays carolina tonight in preseason action. But I'll be getting season tickets.No one seems to get my fantasy premiership league name, but I like it: "Jonathan Brandis in drag"
And because I'm a nice guy, I updated things so that the fonts should look better when ran under linux. Well, Ubuntuo at least.
new stats package. log on here:http://vzw222.maximumasp.com:9999/Site Id: 1Username: NattySciPassword: passwordthe old stats stuff will still work, but won't be very accurate...
Phil, the game is on Sunday. My apologies, I should have included that in the post
I was supposed to be sore today ... I'm not. I guess I shoulda been running faster?
The fact that we went from running a race to a car without a warm down...yeah, you should be hurting. My calves are actually pretty damn tight. Next on the list for Natty Sci Fat Guys Running is the Texas Roadhouse Stampede 5k Run/Walk on Saturday, August 26, 2006 at 9:00 PM. My vote is to run the race and head right to the bars with our race bibs on while smelling like shit. Basically, the same thing I normally do but with a number on my chest. This race looks to have a t-shirt too. Good times! http://www.active.com/event_detail....vent_id=1319648
Ok, colored me impressed by Reggie Bush.
Man, FC Barcelona just subbed their whole damn team (including the keeper) besides Ronaldinho to start the second half.
What happened with reggie bush?
The ninja reversed field with three guys in front of him and then out ran 4 more guys to the corner and took it 42 yards before they chased him down. Best play I've seen in the preseason.
That is pretty impressive. Kinda like you in flag football..jk
I wouldn't have gotten chased down in flag football. The only way to stop me is to throw a football at the back of my head
he just tried to run over Pacman Jones. And in comes Vince Young...
woohoo! what a play by my boy the L-TRAIN Lionel Gates! He just did a fucking backflip into the endzone. What's funny about the NFL Network's broadcast is that the games themselves are slightly behind the real game. So the play is under review but at the bottom of the screen they are running a live ticker so you can see that Buffalo has already added the extra point.
Or to make you throw the ball.
Oh yeah...and O.J. Mayo verballed to USC today. Fat boy Aaron Pogue is also visiting with him so it is a matter of time before he joins.
UofL fans incase you didn't hear. One of your DE broke his leg the other day. I think he was third on the depth chart.Also, Simms' son chose UofL (he is a QB) not nearly as good as Brohm but a solid QB none the less.
here's the gates touchdown run I mentioned last night:http://youtube.com/watch?v=gNKh359pyKoAnd yes, the dude doing the analysis is in fact Steve Tasker.Also, reggie bush: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zt0cSR-p2yo
Here's a pretty good Pat Forde piece:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...&id=2544246
hey, Joe and I both finished second in our age group. Rock on.
That Bush run was fucking awesome even though it is preseason and verse the Titans. I think he will be the man.
Phil, which site are you playing fantasy premiership off of?
My boss Silas and his old soccer buddies have a league on Yahoo.co.ukhttp://uk.sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/index.html
Reggi Bush is good no doubt.
Was anyone interested in going on the Bardstown bike tour? Michelle is making resevations at the hotel for that night.Wes, still wanting to bike and drink bourbon?
Yeah I still want to go.Brock - do you know if you have to be part of the Louisville Bicycle Club to sign up?
Brock - what hotel do you guys plan on staying at?
So I watched Talladega Nights today and damn that movie was hilarious. Very laugh out loud funny and I highly recommend people to watch it.
Really? That impressed? I thought it was good, but not the best I've ever seen. I liked Cal the best. He was so believeable.
Here's a NattySci game if I've ever seen one, it may not be appropriate for work if u know what I meanhttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/192840
I thought talladega nights was pretty funny.
So, I've seen about fifty commercials today for the Nicholas Cage movie "The Wicker Man." It looks like a standard supernatural thriller, however, I want to see it to see if they use the song "Wicker Man" by Iron Maiden. That would be sweet.
Never said it was the best movie I had ever seen because like Jay I hold "Can't Hardly Wait" very close to my heart. However, it is a very good flick much like Wedding Crashers or Old School.
I should also be at trivia on Tuesday so I will probably get there early so I can snag the large both providing we want it.
Grand Theft Cokehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoMAqh1N29I
I'll come early too on Tuesday. Much easier coming from New Albany. What time do you usually get there, Wes?
I thought this was an interesting photo. Lsu's smallest football player next to their largest player.http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/photo...106&prov=ap
Jay, the stagger pictures were great. I only saw two photos of the girl in the camo hat. Damn shame. Anyways, the pics were great. Grab that assI amNo grab that assI amNo Grab that ASS!
say cheese........heeeeyyyyy!!!!
jen, that was great and hilarious. Others needed to be there to appreciate how funny it was.
I usually get there before 6, so somewhere from 5:45 to 6.
perfect. It just takes way too long to go home and come back.
Yeah that is why I bring a change of clothes to work on Tuesdays for and that way I can just drive straight to Wicks.
I hope they drop the hammer, cause God knows if it were UK instead of KU they would.http://www.sportsline.com/collegeba...l/story/9599936
I'm seeing an opportunity for a NattySci world record ... any takers?http://www.break.com/index/world_record_dunk1.html
Adrian, that photo of the football players was blocked from work. Hey jen, hehehe, you want some EXTRA nuts? hehehe.
xota, final fantasy 12 comes out 10-31-06http://www.gamestop.com/default.asp?sect=13
Sweet.
I can't wait for Tuesday...I feel like I have been in trivia detox.
I'd like to wish a very special happy birthday to Halle Barry, 40. Also, Mila Kunis is 23.
KUNISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!I haven't been to trivia for almost a month so i plan on going tonight to get my fix in.
Tuesdays are $2.50 imports at Wicks.
Oh wow...I haven't been to a trivia at Flanagan's in a long long long time.
You guys want to see something scary. http://www.churchilldowns.com/Front page is has the Stone on it. Listen and watch them.The 3rd guy from the left (Charlie Watts) reminds me of Weekend at Bernies.
jay-- that's hot. "you want some extra nuts on your extra nuts...tee hee hee"
What's lunch looking like today?
Only if there yours.
This sounds like all of our sports arguements:pretty good page 2 article http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=caple/060810
Good find Joe.
Ok, I went ahead and created the fantasy football league.http://football.fantasysports.yahoo...select?.scrumb=League ID: 448418Password: crazedbuffaloI set the Online Draft for Aug 31 at 3:30PM. I think I can change that if people have a better suggestion.Also, by popular demand, I changed the kick return points to 1 for 25 instead of 15. I can alter any of the stats if we have a consensus suggestion. Therefore, here's your opportunity to change things, so you cannot bitch after the season starts. Yahoo has also added the additional option of bonus points. For example, if a QB throws over 300 yards, he gets X amount of bonus points and so on. If you think we should throw a couple of those in there I can change that too. Just make the suggestion on the league page. Good luck.
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Risk:Private game 969password: nattysci
Soooo... the only two people who give me work to do left for the day. So I officially have nothing to do for the next four hours. Awesome.
That gives you time to go over to JAy's dad and go swimming. Or to go back to Sonic and blow those guys' minds by coming onto THEM.
Adrian or phil, you need to get this and make me some sweet ass games.http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/fun.ga...e.ap/index.html
Or you can go to Macaroni Grill and tell the host you're FAN-tastic.
I think that hostess wanted to go home with you.
If I had a vote, then kick return yardage wouldn't count for anything except for Defense / Special Teams.
Do you have a personal vendetta against kick returners? They are hard workin' little dudes.
So returning a kick is the equivalent of running for 20 yards? And if, say, you play the colts and you return 6 or 7 kickoffs that's the same as a back going for 140 yards?Changes I'd make:1 point per 10 yards for running backs / receivers.1 point per 50 yards of kick returns (if any points are rewarded at all)
If anyone is up for Fantasy Soccerhttp://uk.sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/index.htmlID 9912Password- Liverpool
her church, it won't let me join up
Its 25 yards, and returning a kick that distance isn't easy. What if its a touchback? Nothing. 50 might be stretching it, 30-40 may a little more reasonable. I do see your point, but no one is guaranteed anything with a kick returner. You know a runningback is going to get his carries. I think kick returning just gives some of the wide receivers a little more value. This is invaluable in a large league when the talent is really diluted.
The leagues I always play in give kick returns to defense. So then you have to decide what defense to pick based on a) kick return potential or b) defensive stops.
my bad phil, the password is all lower case liverpool
i think kick returns should count for defenses as well
The thing is a running back can get shut down and go for only 25 yards. Case in point: Willis McGahee. I could go out in the NFL and return kicks and gain 20 yards a pop (assuming I got the fuck out of bounds before having my head ripped off). Say I play for the Texans and we are giving up 3 touchdowns and two field goals a game. I think I could account for easily 4 points a game. Total kickoff yardage generally isn't an indication of how talented someone is but merely how many times the defense gave up a score. It just seems silly that you'd want a third string RB that happens to return kickoffs over a starter for another team. Plus those points are already rewarded under the defense / special teams.
i don't want to sound like we are beating you up over this brock, it was just kinda gay that last year that when I had players injured I was looking for anyone on a crappy team that returned kickoffs over someone a starting slot receiver.
(someone who is a starting slot...)
i agree whole heartedly
In my opinion, there are few players who return kick-offs/punts who also have high offensive output. This is what sucked last year. Only 2 or 3 kickoff returners were really good to have, the rest just gave you 5 points a week. You drop that down now to 3, and you really don't have that great a pick-up. It adds value to those receivers who have 2 duties, but it also adds a few more quality guys to a highly diluted league.I would like to see 30 or 35 yards a point, I still think 25 is just a little too high.
I think the consensus here may be to just dump the kick return points for an offensive player and leave it soley on the defensive team. This should solve the biggest problem: Everyone bitching about it during the season. I would love to scratch one more excuse off people's list to complain.
Scroggin is back in the window today
I'll call him later
Jen, can you blame the hostess?
not even a little bit. Yay! 59 minutes to go!!!
Damn I am sore today from riding yesterday.
NATTY SCI CROSS COUNTRY RULZ!!!!
Philm, Jerome and I invented the natty sci cross country invitational which will be handicapped based on BMI or % body fat. Head starts will be awarded or time taken off based on this.
And when does this race start?
that's got disaster written all over it, it could be fun though if we had a natty sci invitational and the winner got x amount of jagerbombs, and the loser had to be the DD.
do you actually have to run on foot? due to eight months of practice and an injury that wont go away, I can actually move faster on crutches...
The run we did on Friday probably had the 3 of us close to the fattest people there.
actually, the fleet feet fiesta is this saturday:"your race number will get you $1.00 domestics/$1.50 imports and free chips and salsa at the post race party at Qdoba Mexican Grill."http://fleetfeetlouisville.com/imag...ms/Fiesta06.pdf
Okay so here are some pretty cool Beer Pong tables. Yes that is correct. That is a Rupp Arena exact replica that took those guys 2 months to construct.http://www.gotpong.com/beerpong/table/1/index.php
What would be better is if we have booze stations instead of water or gatorade.
And those guys actually used gym hardwood flooring for the beer pong table of Rupp Arena. I guess that is worth going all out for.
Impressions of 1st round draft picks in Vegas.http://www.nba.com/features/livingl...gas_060726.html
Brent - sorry I went ahead and got a $12 deal from Bryan to join premium membership so I took him up on that offer.So when the server updates me I get 30 games at a time for a bargain price of $1 per month for risk. That's a damn good deal.
Did the same thing here Wes. I figured there would be some catch after that discount period, so I jumped on it.
fantasy football advice:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=gallo/060814
I was just at the gym, doing curls on a machine, when some old guy comes over and asks me how much I have on there. The weights are all rubbed off (he he, rubbed off), so I tell him I have no idea. He then tells me to move it all the way down (all the WAY down, I'm talkin' downtown). He was creepy.
So I think I am going to create an 8 person 4 man team Battle Royal tomorrow on risk. Isaac, Brock and someone else game?
We should have the draft on a weekend morning or after 4:30...some of us actually work when we're at work. I agree with Phil on the kick returning points.
http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/sto...SO1&ATT=HMA
We need one more player on the risk password game.Brent, Church....where are youId put grammar marks but my father in law has put a spanish keyboard on this thing and I am too lazy to change it.
Im up for it Wes. Depending on how many players we have, you might want to password protect it.
Actually I'd like to get 4 members of Natty Sci and just beat the shit out of 4 other guys.
Back to the whole make your own video game. Can we make a game where the object is to get Big Jay laid or do you think that will rip off the Larry the Lizard series.
Mayo not committing to USC just yet.http://www.dailynews.com/sports/ci_4178088
Stupid Pan troglodytes! <---- part of a trivia question last night.
is that like a gastropod?
very close Jen...but it is a chimp.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14301402/who is your favorite
Oscar...hands downKids "Oscar...you're a grouch"Oscar: "Bitch I live in a fucking trash can"-- Chapelle Killing them softly
Slimey!!!
The Pan troglodytes was an answer to a question a couple of years ago. He gave us 4 common names and 4 latin names, and we had to match them up. We got them all right.
The question last night was match the following:Acinonynx jubatus, Balaenoptera musculus,Pan TroglodytesPolar Bear, Blue Whale, Cheetah, ChimpWe got two of the three correct.
Those 4 animals are the same 4 animals given, however, you have to match 3 of the 4 animals to their latin names.So based on my lack of memory in Biology my guess would be:Cheetah - Acinonynx jubatus (reasoning: LYNX is a cat and the YNX root is present)Balaenoptera musculus - blue whalePan Troglodytes - chimp (Reasoning: Adrian told me so above and the PAN is in the word which is also in Chimpanzee)
I figured Pan Troglodytes was a dragon...you know, because of TROGDOOOOOOOOOR!
Phil - Good guess. If I know anything it is not to piss off a badass dragon with a beefy arm!
I get those two confused all the time. Hey Wes, are you still going to trivia early tonight?
Probably so.
well let me know if you decide not to so I dont sit there by myself like an idiot for an hour and a half.
Wes, Brock. Game 995. Also, like Brent said, any chance of moving the draft to a weekend
Welcome back for you weekly post gay boy church
Thanks, I appreciate the welcome King Fag Adrian
I am just fucking with ya queer boy. When are you going to start coming to trivia again?
I certainly don't care when the draft is.. it can be on a weekend. Discuss amongst yourselves.
Yeah, Church... come back!
Jen - Yeah I will be there around 5:45 or so.
Good.Yay! I've just been given my first real, meaningful work at my job!! I'm in charge of promotions for a golf scramble we're hosting
It's tough during the semester, what time does it start at Wicks?
7:00 at Wicks
I may try to make it tonight, save me a seat
:) hooray!
Church - I will personally secure the big booth at Wick's in your honor.
Cool. I may have to be the token jackass in a tie at Wicks tonight, yay late work nights.
Don't feel bad, Church... I'll be kinda dressy too. I didnt bring anything to change into after work.
Well that is fine, I am changing into shorts though.
Church, I will be there tonight just to be graced with you appearance. If you are not there i will hunt you down and slit your throat. Just kidding.. but deffinatley a kick to the face.
I was browsing espn and saw "Chad Johnson has big plans for 2006". What is his big "Plans"? Maybe to see how many people he can stab or rob over the course of the season.
I believe his endzone celebrations will be like a soap opera. During a preseason game he said that if you miss week 1 and start at week 2 then you are gonna be lost.
hey know, chad johnson just has gold teeth and a gay mohawk. It's the rest of the team that are pedophiles and other terrible criminals.
Whats the word on Palmer? Is he going to play this year?
i'm sure if we miss game 1 we won't be too lost b/c it will be retold on espn over and over and over again
Is he getting R Kelly to do his celebrations?
Douglas - I didn't say that I agreed with him, just that is what he said.
i know, i was just saying...
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Dell orders major recall of laptop batteries (I was affected)http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060815...ttery_recall_24There are links if you are typing right now on a Dell that will point you to order a replacement. There are also steps to follow:1. If laptop bursts into flames, stop using.2. Do not attempt to extinguish flames through urination; electrocution may occur.3. If you catch on fire, remember the three steps: stop, drop, call an attorney.4. Praying will not help extinguish flames and only causes loss of valuable life-saving time.5. Do not attempt to extinguish a neighbor who is on fire. Chances are he is already talking to his attorney, and you're failure means severe liability. Best to let him burn.
Yeah, that stuff is crazy... when I worked at Finelight, one of our account directors' laptops caught on fire on his desk. Giant mess. And stinky, too.
This one time I had this friend who ate pop rocks and drank a coke and his head blew up.
dude, i had a headache for weeks....
heh. so I just answered the phone at work cause the receptionist didnt get it, and it happened to be one of her friends, and thinking I was the receptionist the caller says, "can I please talk to slut bag." I of course respond, "speaking". Okay, I didnt, but it would have been funnier
Nice, so the big question is did you page Slut Bag over the intercom so everyone now knows her pet name or what?
ha ha, nope. But I should have. I just cant think quick enough sometimes. The funnier part is that when I answer the phone I say my name, so she should have known. and "Jen" and "Kramer" dont really sound the same to me...
Yeah I see how one can get those 2 names confused.
The Bengals have one less criminal on their teamhttp://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2550221It's time for someone to step up on that squad
One time, OK, see, one time my friend had a dreamthat he ate a big marshmallow and it was really good, andhe, and when he woke up his pillow was gone 'cause he ate it.
As long as Palmer, the two Johnsons, and the secondary stay out of trouble, the Bengals will still own most of the AFC.
Nice B-mac impersonation.
Know what? OK, one time ...my friend ate some Corn Flakes ...... but it wasn't Corn Flakes; it was his brother's scab collection.
Joe - that is gross.
ewwww.
One time, OK, see, one time my friend’s aunt was sitting on the ... on the front porch and she, and she was in her bare feet, and shefelt a lick and she thought it was her dog .... licking her feet but it wasn't; it was this crazy guy that did that a lot.
Hey Phil, you still can't to the website by http://nattysci.com it has to have the "www" infront. Just trying to help a brother out.
now Marc, that's just plain lazy ;)
Marc, once again your stellar command of the English language astounds me.
Hey Marc - our game is started on risk are you are up!
And he wants to be a teacher.
"Hey, Dr. Ellis, where can I find deuterium on the periodic table?"http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/...reut/index.html
Marc, just type in nattysci in the url and hit control enter. That should help you out
Wow, I make one small comment that I happen to tell phil about last night. and get 4 immediate negative posts about me. Wow, look at the power. I'm like Stalin, ... or Marcus Vick.
I counted three negative posts, and one that was trying to be helpful.
Marc is dumb.#4
but at least now he's correct.
Marc broke the Risk game
Okay, and now i can't count or read properly, thanks for that Jen. It keeps the joke going further.Hey is "slutbag" at work hot, and even if she is not, you think she'd do me?A guy going into the lucrative teaching profession, all the while not being able to think or "communicate" properly, needs all the help he can get.
Well, she's hot I guess, if you like the thin, blonde, tan, pretty barbie doll type.
nasty. I mean I like them nasty. Unshaven, unshowered, tatooed, Neandertal-type women.
You mean perfect... that's all you had to say, perfect.
That's right Brock, perfectly Neandertal.The more they grunt the better too. Definite pluses if they can't speak at all.
I think Joe needs to get to work on this "keeping a cage full of women in his basement" idea. That way... when Marc gets psycho-style hardup he can drive on over, chain up one of them, and get what he needs... or Adrian could have one of them jerk him off on Phil's couch.
Well, she might be perfect, but she's got a boyfriend.
Boyfriends are easily dealt with... just tell Wes he's punkin' him out... that'll get him out of the picture.
I'm like a pimp but I lock them up in my basement. Brilliant.
hey, I've had the idea for locking women up in cages for a long time. It just seems right. And those women in proson movies are so horribly done, but I can't help but watch them.
What the hell is proson?
OK, see, one time, in the cafeteria, my friend was eatinga baloney sandwich, then this guy made this gross noise -- thpt! --and my friend laughed so hard baloney came out his nose!
I was just looking up frankfort martial arts schools on google, and there is a Shaolin Kung Fu center in Bowling Green. As big of a nerd as I am, that is friggin' sweet.
If you guys need me tonight, i'll be at trivia trying to find a better groups of friends. And later I will be using my tears for lube.
Tears for Lube... isn't that a band?
Church - make sure you read your mail on the risk game. i have sent you several messages.
An hour and a half to go!
someone own up,Who is Melkor?
Not I says the rat.
one hour to go! hooray!
for those that refuse to acknowledge the existence of the "world wide web" and just go with nattysci.com you are in luck. They both now resolve properly
TMQ's AFC preview:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...terbrook/060815
Looks like Melkor is a pretty bad man.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melkor
Apparently, Denis Leary made an appearance on NESN (New England Sports Network) last night during the Red Sox/Tigers game. He finds out that Boston first baseman Kevin Youkilis is Jewish and ... well, all hell breaks loose resulting in one of the funniest moments in live broadcasting that I've ever heard. It was on Mike and Mike this morning, but I'm sure one of you can find either a video or a sound clip of this. When I heard it this morning, I about pissed myself dry.
Could you elaborate, Jerome?
I'd like to wish a happy birthday to Steve Carrell, 43.
Tomorrow Bat's game dollar beer 5:30-7 for the last time all season. Anyone interested?
Elaboration ... Denis Leary expresses his joy at discovering that Youkilis is Jewish. Youkilis proceeds to rip a base hit and Leary goes on a tirade at the expense of Mel Gibson. I don't want to list more examples because it does no justice to Leary's delivery and blatant disdain for Mel Gibson.
only if Velocity isnt your source of the Bat's schedule...
Woah woah woah, hold on a second here.....David Cop-a-feel had 50 million dollars?http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060815...k_copperfield_1
I have a bat's schedule hanging in my cube
you hacve something against Velocity?
Surely you've heard the story where Jay, Marc and I were going to go to a bats game one Saturday cause I saw that there was one in Velocity, but when we got there, there was no game. It was wrong... even on the Velocity website.
Isaac - he has more than 50 million bucks. No one would blow it all on a set of islands.
tall trivia chick was in the velocity party crasher thing this morning at the orphan's picnic
Wes, I just can't believe he could afford 50 million. Maybe he took out a loan, but I wouldn't give the guy any credit. The whole magician thing is out. Look at David Blaine, he has resorted to attempting to kill himself to make a buck. If he was successful, I might give him a dollar.In other news, following the fantastic mega-blockbuster hits of Dumb and Dumberer and Son of Mask, here comes Ace Ventura III minus Jim Carrey.http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060815...movies_eo/19769Reserve your ticket now folks.
Leary rant on Youtube: http://www.deadspin.com/sports/top/...e-it-194559.phpGrab it now before MLB takes it down...
Leary is awesome
I think I might put my name in for the job as a Louisville fireman and attempt to fulfill my life long dream of being a fireman. I've always wanted to be one.
then you could hang out at o'sheas in uniform and pick up chicks.
and they make more money then I do
most people make more money than I do.
on 24 off 48 sounds good too. That is basically a 36 hour work week.
it looks like Brett Favre is announcing his retirement today. Or maybe he's just having a press conference to announce that he's not retiring. Who knows!
Bruno Kirby dead at 57.http://movies.msn.com/movies/articl...96>1=7701
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060816...ght_diverted_13I don't know what the general consensus is here, but if I were a pilot, I would try to handle any situation myself and would likely never send a warning that would bring a fighter jet escort. After all, what the hell are they going to do but kill you anyway?
Isaac - you do make a good point, however, Copperfield does have a good show and would love to see it again sometime.
Joe - plus you get to whip your big hose around. Chicks dig big hoses.
Insert new year's joke here
That's right Worm wasn't there for that
Brock and Wes, game 1031
Neither were you, Joe.
Good one
Thanks. I do what I can.
Wes, make sure to check your messages before taking your turn.
Baron your turn
Hey Mel Gibson, you're up and we've got YOUKILIS ON FIRST BASE
Natty Sci Fat Guys Running has placed Phil Scott on the 15 day Wednesday, and he expects to miss at least one weeks of running because his legs feel like someone took a hammer to all of his joints.
New Sports Guy:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060816
Lunch table conversation today:Is "cunt" the worst thing you can call a woman?
Also, guy broke other guy's futon having sex with random drunk chick picked up at bar, acceptable behavior?Chick at lunch table claimed eww because random chick, I claimed more power to him because random chick you are kicking out of your house and never plan to see again, what do you have to lose. Any thoughts?
Guy buys that guy a futon and all is good.
agreed, u can never hate on a man for a one night stand
What if it is his sister?
For instance B-mac moves out into an apartment and Douglas hooks up with B-mac's sister at his place and breaks his futon
No sex in the computer room.
Or better yet...what if Douglas' sister is out and B-mac breaks Douglas' futon?Douglas - if B-mac bought you a futon would it be all good or would you still want to kick his ass?
I, I don't know guys. I believe Bmac would be seriously pissed.
i think you get stabbed with the shards of broken futon. If you sleep with a dude's sister you better plan on fucking marrying her.
Melissa has a brother.
I think you better redefine your rule.
obviously there are exceptions to every rule, in this instance, bmac would buy me a new futon and then proceed to die. furthermore, my sister is way above one night stands, bmac's isn't
Sorry fellas - just pushing buttons. Ignore me.
Fuck man that was my favorite futon...and my sister. A fifth of Jager and a round of golf and we are even.
Funny Stuff...I just got back from taking a piss and some guy was taking a shit and it sounded like he was struggling. He was grunting and making some other noises. Of course i am giggling while i am pissing. Eventually all you hear is a big ass splash and two seconds later "Damn that felt good".
The guy was freaked out hearing adrian giggle like a little school girl. Just think if he said "that was fantastic"
Joe - are you doing the ride from Louisville to Bardstown?
nope. I might be doing it with my uncle sometime soon, just with a random group of people.
If he breaks the futon, he replaces the futon and buys a fifth of jager, like joe said. Even if he doesn't break your futon, he still owes you a drink.
If you'll notice, the people with sisters are threatening death. Your friends sisters are off limits unless you plan on getting married. Man law.
Whoops, broke that man law
Yeah, but the original question didn't mention sister. That is what most of us are answering.
are those teeth marks on the futon?
Nice touch Joe. Gotta love the teeth marks.
well there is the Julie Ford Corollary. If you have prior permission from the brother, then it is allowed.
Does permission from the brother supercede permission from the girl?
I think it should.
Amber told me to invite everyone I know to her "white trash party" she's throwing, september 16th. Must wear a white trash "costume" and drink miller high life.
Rumor has it that nintendo wii will provide free online game play.
dude that is my cousin. Wait that hasn't stopped anybody. So I was in the clear with Dave's sister. Also, sept. 16th is the UL-Miami game and concert date
Yeah, but even with brother permission karma may still be out to get you. Any girl wanting to date their brother's friends is more than likely bat shit crazy.
I second the crazy
Wow...probably not a good idea. Just saying.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,208639,00.html
I'd nail all your sisters, but don't plan on marrying them. Yet, none of them would be desperate enough to sleep with me. So its a mute point.
Definately bat shit crazy!
What is more important here the sister or the futon?
Well the sister has 3 inputs, but the futon can be enjoyed by the brother.Oh, That's right... I went there.
What if the friend who has the sister is a girl? Like say for example....oh i don't know... just of the top of my head here......JULIE! What then?
Marc - I say fuck away. I mean, what are the repercussions of fucking a girl's sister? "You slept with my sister?""You wouldn't sleep with me. So I figured - next best thing.""I can't believe you would do - did you say NEXT best?""Yeah. I mean, PROBABLY next best. She was pretty damn good.""Oh really! Well, I bet I could show you a few things that bitch wouldn't do.""Look it's not a contest. Let's just go have that beer.""I don't think so. Pants off, brown boy, we're hittin' the skins."... I'm just saying ...
ok, friend is female and you have nailed in the past not currently nailing still really good friends with, then you nail her sister.
Well that repercussions could be Chris kicking your ass or even worse....Joanna!
Running backs rankings.Bush #5Little #17http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?...s&type=lgns
Oh ... and for you former baseball guys ... the sign for "fuck away" is down the leg followed by a clap - belt is the indicator.
Joe - I am giving you the belt indicator, down teh leg and a clap because I think I know who you are talking about and word on the street is you own her soul so why not collect her sisters too?You might be able to barter with the devil to get out of hell.
I don't talk to her anymore so that is definitely hit away
hell, if I ran into her sister at a bar drunk she would turn the tables on this and try to nail me on the futon and I would put up little resistance. Rumor has it her sister is a slut.
God I love rumors like that.
I'm looking into a government grant to prove this. Anybody want to partake, I'm looking into population sampling and such.
I'm calling shotgun no blitz
minor league baseball game breaks out into a natty sci flag football game:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R-k...adspin%2Ecom%2F
Any team named the T-Bones gotta be tough.
Pretty good commercial. Hot Brazilian chick and beer!
Helps to have a link.http://www.break.com/index/beer_girl.html
Some of these I can relate to.Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky..............If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you might live in Kentucky.If your Dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,you might live in Kentucky.If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Kentucky.If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Kentucky.YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TRUE KENTUCKIAN WHEN: Vacation means going north or south on I-75 or I-65 for the weekend.You measure distance in hours.You know several people who have hit deer more than once.You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again.You see people wearing camouflage at social events including weddings.You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both doors unlocked.You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend or wife knows how to use them."Down South" means Tennessee to you.Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.You go out to a tailgate party every Friday.You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Kentucky friends (What's not to understand?)
Nothing says goodtimes like a beatboxing parrot.http://www.break.com/index/beatbox_parrot.html
This sounds like an Adrian prank.http://www.break.com/index/pizza_fart_on_head.html
These are hilarious. Make sure you check out the last one (found on the internet only).http://humortube.blogspot.com/2006/...tch-messin.html
Those are pretty funny Brock.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...e=ESPNHeadlinesIs he suppose to be the next Tim Wakefield?
Just because I haven't seen it in a whileFat Boy Slim video (featuring Christopher Walken)http://youtube.com/watch?v=0WW8flwpH-Q
I have a puppy!
and a new lawyer! What a good day.
Xota, when is the next stagger? I need to mark it on my calendar.
Some dude proved the Poincaré conjecture and is probably going to get the fields medal (the Field's Medal is the Nobel Prize for math....but it's only given out every four years). But no one can find the dude. He disappeared into the Russian forest to go look for mushrooms.http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/15/s...p;ex=1155960000
I gave a presentation on that conjecture at Bellarmine.
Philco - I think we all know what the Field's Medal is, I am sure we have all seen Good Will Hunting.
the parenthetical note in there is the quote from good will hunting
I know.
I didnt know what it was. (shocking, I know.)
Neither did I, I've never seen good will hunting.
I watch it for the math
Oh, you know Euler's thereom! Do me math master!
We just did the Saltine Challenge at work. Dom was able to eat all 6 in a minute, but everyone else failed.
Philco - I stand corrected.
I was just making a movie reference - I could care less if people knew what the field's medal is.
8 hrs and 11 minutes until Snakes on a Plane!
so who's going to see snakes on a plane?
My dad, Sheep and I are going to see a 10 pm show in lexington.
So, he wants 5 million dollars or he'll print a tell-all book? http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/08/...z.ap/index.htmlI'm no legal expert, but I think that's extortion.
We are doing the Wendy's challenge (everything off the dollar menu in under 15 minutes) on Monday, with Wade attempting the milk challenge on Wednesday.
My old roommate, Phoebe, would win the Wendy's challenge. I've seen her do it....
i think me and joe have destroyed the wendy's challenge on numerous road trips
the baked potato is the killer
http://wendys.com/food/Family.jsp?family=5 I stand by my previous statement of the baked potato
that's 2,300 calories in under 15 minutes. I would think it would be difficult. AND TWO salads.
That's just sick.
I would put down 4 double stacks, fry, chicken nugget, and a frosty and drink easy on road trips
I actually can't wait for Costco to open because it will be 5 minutes from my house.Fun little Saturday.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...INESS/608170397
in terms of pure food consumption, yeah, I've had that many calories too. But part of the challenge is having to have chili + two side salads along with the baked potato.
i did the calculation. what you ate was just 56% the total weight of the wendy's challenge.
I could probably consume that menue...however, I do not like cesaer salads so that rules me out there.
Salads are nothing but water
Thats not true. They are water and croutons.
so would you have to get both the chocolate AND vanilla frosty?
do you have to get every burger with cheese?
I would think that removal of toppings is a slippery slope that should be avoided.
so what's the deal with the bats game tonight? who all's going?
Here you go fellas.http://www.freaknfunny.com/files/up.../draw-a-pig.swf
Yeah but cesaer dessing is pretty nasty...and it isn't a reall cesaer salad anyways because there are no anchoives on them.
that pig thing is bullshit, i did it like three different ways and none of them were right
maybe get a different dressing? it wouldnt be less food that way.
what time is the game?
Anyone seen this kid play yet?http://www.littleleague.org/series/...aarondurley.htm
No thanks,I don't want the calories.
I'm leaving work and going straight to the game around 5:30ish. I'll be with work people. Chris and Joanna are possibles.
joe, u got bmac's extra ticket?
I got 2 from him but I gave one up for a ride to the game and possibly home
Is that Danny Allmonte?
dumbest bitch to ever win a car:http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1704184/
I concur Douglas.
This cat is sporting some bling.http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14383788/?GT1=8404
I'm thinking birdie, not cactus.http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/ne...CC?OpenDocument
new sportsguy:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ce=bill_simmons
Any bets on me versus the Wendy's Challenge? Anyone? Anyone?If there is any action on Wade v. Milk, put me $5 on Milk...I think he's going to destroy'em in the 43rd minute.
alrighty, we got Little John Flowers, The Hefty Lefty and an ex-track dude from FSU with a mouth full of gold out there right now for for the Giants. God bless preseason football and all it's glory.
This kid just ratcheted up a few notches on the coolness factor for me:http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060817...le_nm/osment_dc18 and driving with a a higher than .15 BAC and smoking pot? Kid's got larger nuts than I would have imagined.Just a Jew out to give Mel Gibson a run for his money. He is Jewish with a name like that right?
EVERYONE MUST SEE SNAKES ON A PLANE! Marc, you'd probably hate it. So would you, Jen. Phil...I don't know if you would appreciate it or not. The rest you just need to get your asses to a theater to see some Mother F***ing Snakes on a Mother F***ing plane. That's all I'm saying.
yep, I'd hate it. If there's snakes in it, which I can only assume there is, I would have to pass.
What makes you think there are snakes?
what do you mean by "appreciate it?"
just a guess. Plus it was in a review I read...
was nattysci.com down for anyone else earlier today?
yeah, I tried for about 15 minutes earlier and it kept saying "not found". I tried with "www" and without.
Phil, I remember what you said about Kung Fu hustle, so now I reccomend you not see it. If you thought the snake bite was bad in that, you would probably keel over if you saw Snakes on a Plane.
Just buy the Title "Snakes on a Plane", the movie sounds pretty damn gay so why do we need to see it? Is it that kick ass of a movie or were you just being sarcastic?
Adrian, surely that is just another one of your attempts to "just fuck with Jay."
Kung Fu Hustle is a fantastic movie.
Israel and Lebannon are gonna get it on.
And here is the famous Bushman!http://www.break.com/scary_movie/bu..._man_scare.html
Adrian, you need to shut the fuck up. Snakes on a plane is probably the most kick ass movie ever made. It has: Snakes, a plane, Samuel L. Jackson, boobies, Kenan Thompson, David Koechner, yakuza, and much, much more. The only thing it was missing was Chuck Norris round house kicking a snake to the head.
True dat yo!
OMG - Bryan says that he is plotting to eventually do an Axis and Allies game! If there is a game better than Risk to get excited about, it is Axis and Allies. Of course all games will last 3 days to complete.
Sorry big man. I didn't know you were so passionate about Snakes on a Plane. Take a deep breath, and go fist your self!
Adrian, how can one not be passionate about snakes on a plane?
I couldn't say it any better myself.http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...e.ap/index.html
YOur right jay, i am psyched about the movie. Is karma chameleon the song that plays when the snakes are released?
shit....you're
So i rented Scary Movie 4 the other day. I kinda digg anna ferris.
Yup, Anna Farris is hot. I'd stick it in her. Two or three times. (Stealing Adrian's line, and making myself look classy once again.) Oh yeah.
i definitely have to go see SoaP now, I didn't think it'd actually get good reviews. for the record, i saw scary movie 4 in theaters and it's pretty good too. very predictable, as are all the scary movies, and you can see the jokes coming from a mile away, but you still laugh
"Insert name in here"......Nothing but class.
Impressive Lego Cityhttp://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/g...ry.cgi?f=102673
I thought I saw this movie last year and it was called Capote. And Phillip Seymour Hoffman won the Academy Award for it. Now apparently, they a redoing it with a star-studded cast, and some guy (i don't know) who is the essential Capote.http://www.apple.com/trailers/warne...famous/trailer/
anything going on tonight?
Adrian, where did you hear about that LEGO New York? It almost looks like they have about an acre of land used to make a replica of the city.
I saw the link of http://www.digg.com and thought it was interesting.
here's a bigger picture that were in the comments off of digg:http://www.petercurtiss.com/persona...egoland/NYC.JPG
I like the pimp with the chick with the big ass titties watching the dude break dancing. With creepy white guy in the trench coat for that extra flavor: http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/g...ry.cgi?i=960103
More bizarre shit with MC.http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/...SO1&ATT=HMA
ESPN posted an article yesterday with a lot more info about the mob connections: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2553084I was confused as to the mob connection I mentioned earlier. Clarett's lawyer is the same one for Suge Knight.
Deadspin's Cultural Oddsmaker take on what athlete's long shot feel-good life will next be made into a movie:http://www.deadspin.com/sports/top/...ory--195183.php
Just heard Brandon Jenkins broke his arm.
broken leg
Does anyone know where you can buy some cornhole bags locally. Or the best place on-line as a last resort?
Yeah his leg....guy on UK board had it wrong.
They just introduced the Staten Island team in the little league world series and three of the kids listed players from the red sox (including Ted Williams). The only yankees mentioned where Babe Ruth and Mickey Mantle. But screw those kids. Let's go Commonwealth of Northern Mariana Islands!
Can someone explain these fucked up little league pinch runner rules? So Staten Island just brought in a "special" pinch runner for the fat kid (I say fat because he weight 20lbs more than me). Oooh, the 4'7" kid just ripped one to right field. If CNMI can't win it all, I'm rooting for Staten Island to play Saudia Arabia to see if the 6'8" accidently steps on the 4'7" kid.
Each player has to play 3 consecutive defensive outs and have 1 at bat. The special runner is a pinch runner, but it does not go against your time in the game. In little league a starter can come out of the game and re-enter, but a sub who comes back out of the game is out for good. In that case if a pinch runner was used he is in the game and back out of the game right there so he would not get any at bats or defensive plays so that would be an automatic forfeit. That is about all I know about that.
Ha! Camp Pendleton is awesome. I'm already having so much fun out here. I'll holla at you suckas later. I'm going back to the beach.
Hey Stew, during the chargers game they showed San Diego practicing at Camp Pendleton. Did you get to check that out? I was looking for you out there trying to sneak onto the practice squad.
Brock - so have you been riding your mountain bike lately?I started off my day with a 25 mile ride in my neighborhood with about a 2 minute break at mile 15. Took a 2 hour nap, and damn I was pretty freaking sore today before going to church at 5, my legs were fine but my forearms and palms probably hurt the worst, and my neck was a little stiff. Actually I am just now getting all the feeling back in my fingers. Then I did another 5 miles tonight, so I did 30 miles today.
Snakes on a Plane is everything you can expect and more.
And why wouldn't it be?
The flag football team I'm playing with is having a "practice" tonight at 6pm so you guys are on your own for grabbing a table. Although Adrian did beat me there last week, so you probably won't even miss me.
Practice, are we talking about practice? Practice?
It wont be me... I have a Louisville AdFed meeting at 6... not sure when it will be done.
I'm not huge on the Transformers. I was a G.I. Joe and Star Wars kid myself. So I'll have to get Jay's insights on this Transformers movie-related news.http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/7...6/726524p1.html
Nice on joe. That was one of the greatest rants of all time. Marc you going to be at trivia tonight?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060821...y_little_leagueIt's your boy Phil
this is what little league baseball is all about...fuck yeah!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGKC...Bb06M&eurl=
I'll be at trivia, but this will be the last time I will make it to Monday night trivia (at Flannagan's at 7pm) ON TIME for a long while. Classes start up next week and they are at Bellarmine on Mondays from 5:30PM to 8PM. So you know I will continue to get there when I'm done, or it let out early. And Bellarmine isn't far away. But Phil, you may need some regulars to keep you company until 8. Or hold your own. There is a new trivia on Wednesdays at Bearnos by the Bride at 6pm... but I still prefer the food and Bekkah at Flannagans. I mean Lisa Loeb at Bearnos is freakin hot....BUT... she has a kid (strike 1), I think she liked Phil at one point (strike 2), and she hasn't told me flat out that she wanted to bone me (strike 3). What can I say? I'm classy. And I'm gonna be in charge of young minds.
being in charge of young minds doesn't mean shit...that sick fuck in connection with the jonbenet ramsey shit is a teacher.
My flag football league plays on Wednesday. And I'll need some help at Flanagan's because lord knows I'm a fucking dunce.
rephrase, was a teacher
All my teams are dropping out of the LLWS. Staten Island is 0-2, even after trying to bean every player on Illinois team last night. I'm going to miss the 4'7" kid that almost gets knocked over when he makes contact. The Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands also looks to be a hole. My only hope for fun are the freaks on the expat team from Saudi Arabia.
I can't wait for Transformers to come out. I always loved that show. I don't know about making Bumblebee a camero. I mean, cameros do kick way more ass the vw bugs, but the vw bug is part of his underdog charm.
I just looked up the new transformers movie on IMDB, and they have the guy who orginally voiced Optimus Prime to do it again. That's pretty friggin' sweet. I just hope they bring back the same guy to voice star scream (I'm pretty sure it was the same guy who voiced cobra commander)
I'm shaking on the whole how that Transformers came about to be walking, talking Artificial Intelligence. The teaser trailer shows them on Mars. Does that mean they came from elsewhere? and if so why do the often resemble automobiles of Earth? A big rig, a beetle? a ambulance? construction equipment? fighter planes? Don't want to dash anyones childhood here just curious as to the origins. As I sure Jay will infrom me of...and call me an ass.Jay you should forget to call in your proscription again and make another appearance to trivia this week.
I was definitely the guy who did Cobra Commander. Because anytime I watched it I wanted Star Scream to yell "COBRA!!!!" It'd be fun to voice a cartoon.
I actually could do to call in another prescription, but I have a lot of stuff to do here. In the pilot episode of transformers, bumblebee and jazz were on Enertron, the home planet of the transformers, and their vehicle shapes looked more like flying saucers. If I remember correctly, they were on earth for millions of years in dormancy. When they came to, they appropriated the shape of vehicles on earth. I don't know how correct all that is, but I do know they had different shapes on their home planet.
why don't we get laid? Oh that's right we talk about little league baseball and transformers.
i was about to mention that we all look like a bunch of pedophiles.
Singer Kenny Rogers is 68Actress Kim Cattrall is 50Rock singer Serj Tankian (System of a Down) is 39.Rock musician Liam Howlett (Prodigy) is 35.1936 Wilt Chamberlain NBA great center (LA Laker, 5 time MVP) 1957 Kim Sledge Phila, vocalist (Sister Sledge-We are Family) 1959 Jim McMahon NFL QB (Chicago Bears, SD Chargers, Phila Eagles) 1962 Matthew Broderick actor (Ferris Buehler, Biloxi Blues)
You know, Joe, unless chicks know about the website, they wouldn't know we talk about those things. And phil...yeah you're probably right. You gotta know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em.
I can think of 5 or 6 girls that read this site.
Phil, they are just cool dudes with long hair. And they are all ever dating, married to, or sisters with the guys of Natty Sci. So that is a pool of people who are already aware of our nerdy-ness.
ah hem. I dont fit in any of those categories, Marc.
any girls that know us that don't read the website still know we talk about this shit, and i can't wait for the transformers movie either.
on a side note, i saw talladega nights this weekend, and it was fucking hilarious! the reviews said it wasn't as good as anchorman, but i beg to differ, i laughed out loud a lot, and it's another very quotable will ferrell movie. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence!
Deadspin is covering the beast from Saudi Arabia: http://www.deadspin.com/sports/litt...hild-195461.phpNattySci has once again scooped the world when it comes to freaky little kids playing sports.
btw, my recommended trivia team name:Snakes on the Cajun Chicken Pasta
Shake and bake!
Dear 8-lb. 6-oz. baby jesus...
i was reading the comments on the youtube video with the little leaguer dropping the f-bomb, and this was my favorite:"I hope that kid got yelled at after the game when his dad drove him home in his I-Roc."
Probably not a good idea.http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14121008/?GT1=8404
A great camaro reference if I shall say so myself.
I prefer to see jesus with eagle wings, singing for lynyrd skynyrd with a choir of angels, and me in the front row.
The kid dropping the f-bomb reminds me of a great umpiring story from this year. I took a fastball off the facemask that the catcher didn't didn't even flinch on. Next pitch foul trip off the collar bone. 3 pitches later I took a foul tip off of the back of my hand. I jump up and yelled "son of a bitch." A mom had a chair right on the fence and said, "You can't say that out here." I responded with a nice loud, "FINE, MOTHER FUCKER THAT HURT!" Just wait till I umpire the little league world series and they put a mic on me.
Joe - The mother fucker you can trust.That should be your St. Matthews capaign slogan.
That is awesome, joe.
Would I get fired from umpiring if while mic'd I'm asking the catcher where his mom is sitting and how old his sister is?
you'd probably get fired, but lots of props from us
Its not your fault that you care about the players' families....
Joe - You should definately talk to the catcher.
Who is it you kids like today.....Morgan Freeman?
Awesome. Douglas, I'm glad someone else is psyched about the transformers movie.
Wow...this guy is pretty insane. Maybe he can can be the first Natty Sci Fat Guys Running coach.http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/08/1...hons/index.html
Trust me Jay, you are not alone with the Transformers movie psyched-ness.
I am psyched about it, but holding my hypeness in so I don't get let down.Philco - you still looking at a bike? What did you ever decide to do about your car?
They said the little league umps have to pay their way there. As to my car, I bought my aunt's car and it sits in my parking lot until my lease is up on the ol' jetta. I think I need to repair the big dent and the broken center console before I turn in my lease so I've held off on buying a bike for now until I can be sure what my expenses will look like. Or I could just get a credit card and charge it.
I'm glad to hear it.
Your right Phil, umpiring the little league world series is all on a volunteer basis. Even better get fired from volunteering.
I'm sure I could milk my employer for extra time off for something like that.
wait, jen? you're right. you don't fit into one of those categories currently. So what the hell are you doing here? Just kidding.
The same reason as everyone else. I'm bored at work! That, or I plead insanity ;)
She's dead to us
All chicks are dead on the inside
...that's what makes the sex so great.
holy crap you guys
For team name, i'm thinking "Get these mother-fucking snakes off my mother-fucking cajun chicken pasta."
was this posted yet? http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=2553692
So apparently this team I'm on has a playbook and stuff. I'm totally going to steal this for Natty Sci football...you know, once Marc signs us up.
Have any of you nerdy perverts talked about legos, star wars or video games yet? No? Ok, this should fulfill our quota for the day: New screenshots and news of Lego Star Wars II (http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/726/726338p1.html)
I got another buddy (who is currently enrolled at Bellarmine) who is all about some football. He is in shape, and fun to drink with. So he could be a good addition. Would we need chicks though? Isn't it coed? I don't know any Bellarmine chicks, besides the ones you all dated/ar dating or are married to.
It is co-ed, but it was never a requirement.
A guy I work with, who is a pretty serious gamer, said he finally got the first Lego Star Wars, and said he loved it.
I finally got my ass off the beach long enough to see Snakes on a Plane...not too bad. I would agree with Jay's opinion of it. They really should have got a Chuck Norris cameo appearance. Anyways, in regards to Chargers games, I will be going to a few this fall. This is one of the best places to mountain bike-I can't wait to bring mine out here. If anyone wants to come out and ride...
Bellarmine flag football? That ought to be interesting.
Sounds like you're having a good time out there, Stew... I'm happy for ya.
a post at 6:21? I am thinking of all the possible scenarios. ARe you already at work, did you check the sci before work, or did you never go to sleep?
Happy Maddenoliday!
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...403/1002/SPORTSThe whole non-affiliated school thing in the Public vs. Private debate is bullshit. There are many reasons why kids transfer schools. They are wanting to treat 13-17 year old kids like college kids, if that is hte case then make them sign a LOI!
Well, the doc gave me some good drugs so I can sleep better at night, and low and behold they worked. I woke up feelin good at like 5:45. I suspect I'll crash around noon. :P
2006 -2007 College Bowl Predictionshttp://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/...CP>1=8485They have LSU pitted against UofL in a BCS bowl.
I woke up around five this morning, and went back to sleep around 6:30. And stew, you obviously don't agree with my analysis of SoaP if you think it was just "not bad". I said the only way it could have been BETTER is if Chuck Norris was in it.
Here is a good article for all you space nerds out therehttp://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/...tter/index.htmlOh wait, that's just me.
Ha, they don't have West Virginia in a BCS game. Thats funny given their talent and their cupcake schedule.
Whoever wins the UL-WVU game is going. It is at UL so they got the edge
It is quite possible thay the both go to a bcs game. One would have to be in the actual national championship game then the other would fight for a spot in one of the four bcs games.
Lets not get ahead of ourselves here.
if WVU goes undefeated and UL has only 1 loss and it is to WVU or vice versa, both teams won't make it to the BCS
I forgot about the "powerhouse" team u of l plays on sept 3. Their bcs hunt will be in jeopardy after that game.
An SEC W looks good on the resume
on Fark they are having a [animal] on a [vehicle] photoshop content (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...ype=voteresults)The fast majority of them are just plain terrible, but this one made me laugh:http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f...art/MONKEYS.jpg
I'm talking about the ass kicking WVU put on Georgia in the BCS last year
Joe - have you ever seen the movie Little Giants. I heard WVU watched that movie before the UGA game last year. 99 times out of 100 UGA wins that game, last year just happened to be that one time. LSU was the best team last year in the SEC, they just fell apart in the SEC title game against UGA (usually happens when you lose your starting QB). However, LSU rebounded and opened a can of whoop ass on Miami and destroyed them 40-3 in that bowl game with the backup QB at the helm.So if LSU meets Louisville, yeah it is going to be really ugly because UofL's D isn't the caliber of Miami.
Maybe we should have an SEC vs. Big East football challenge! Like ACC vs. Big EAst in basketball or somethign like that.
Ed Oneil is an awesom actor and it is a damn shame football games are decided the best team for 60 minutes
maybe 48 minutes I can't remmber how long quarters are
15 minutes each.
sweet I was right the first time
And I am not knocking UofL because they have a good football team, just wished they played some better than average competition is all. Yeah some of that is due to their conference, but their non-conference isn't spectacular even though they do play Miami.
According to Petrino, Louisville trys to get better non conference teams but the teams will not play them.
I thought we were talking about WVU?
WVU schedule is no better.
Joe - we rant you know that.
so they play crap teams but still beat the equivalent of Ed Oneil's team in little giants. best thing that happened to WVU last year is UL hurting their starting QB so their backup finished the season
Louisville can hold their own against any team. They have one of the best quarterbacks, a bad ass running back, and a fast ass fuck wide receiver. No team will be able to blow them out.It doesn' tmatter if a team puts up 40 points against them because U of L will just put up 50 points on the score board.
Yeah that is true, unless you have a really good running team. I think UofL d-line is very suspect this year to the run and I think the key to beating them is by grinding down the clock with long sustained drives and pass rushing Brohm. If you let him stay in the pocket he will pick you apart.
urretia is so valuable because of his height I thought?
His height and his speed
yeah that is why. His stats on scout.com was he ran a 4.7 forty but he is very fluid, runs good routes and is a tall target so that is why he is valuable. This kid is unstoppable in the goalpost fade route.
Long, athletic with a tremendous upside potential
Update on the Russian recluse.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060822...ain_math_genius
who can come up with the best caption for this one?http://www.uweekly.com/pp_img.php?i...;iidpp=777#head
So everyday I sit at the front desk while the receptionist goes to lunch, and apparently she's got aol messenger loaded up on here, and I just got a message saying "hey dickhead". First slutbag, now dickhead. Her friends are so endearing.
Is she part of Nattysci, if so that would make sense.
Hey I saw David Padget today at lunch. That dude is freaking tall.
So i brought my clothes to go jogging during lunch but i forgot my shorts. I went to dicks to get a pair of shorts and on the way back there was a smoking hot chick wearing a tank top waling on lynn station road. SO i speed u p a little bit to get dressed to go jogging and just maybe by "chance" i would run into her.I quickly got dressed and started hauling my ass down lynn station and she was gone. Looks like i will try again tomorrow. I am creepy but oh well.
At least you have the decency to stalk people in person, instead of just online.
lol, nice one xota but how do you stalk someone online?
I generally start by trying to find a myspace profile, and then move on to google
Now you have facebook you can use too!
i don't have to create accounts to start stalking these chicks do I?
Probably.
So the question becomes: Are KY fans still going to root for UK beating UofL this year when they have a legit shot at a national title?I guess this is a question of how deep blue your blood is.
Brock - don't question my blue blood. Of course I am cheering for UK against UofL this year, and if UofL makes the title game, I will root against them in that, unless they are playing Duke! If that is the case, I am sacraficing a live chicken and praying that an asteriod falls out of the sky and hits that stadium!
I am going with the kill 2 birds with one stone approach...literally.
Okay maybe that was slightly harsh.
wes, are you going to trivia tonight?
Even IF Louisville did manage to go undefeated (which I doubt they will), they'd still end up #3 or #4 overall. Schedule's too weak.
So you think there are 2 teams out there who can go undefeated with a stronger schedule?
Cincy Baby!
if Ohio state loses 1 game say to Texas, they will be ranked ahead of an undefeated UL
Someone needs to make up a scheduling interface network that determines these possibilites. Only 1 team can go undefeated in each conference. However, which inter-conference games prevent other conferences from going undefeated?This is why college football sucks. You lose one game, you're out. Its like a playoff from game 1. Just put in playoffs you morons!
If UC wins 5 games this year, it'll be a success. But UK fans know how that is.
Playoffs would kick ass but there is too much money tied up in the different bowl games to have playoff especially the BCS games.
Shit, 7-5 football is damn good for UK.
BCS = Final FourUpper tier bowl games (Gator, Cotton) = Regional FinalsMid-range bowl games (Liberty, Outback) = Sweet SixteenLow-teir bowl games (Mienike, Independence) = Opening roundsButt-crack bowl games (International, Boisie) = NIT
I wouldn't be surprised to see Cal, FSU, Notre Dame (or USC), Auburn and/or OSU/Texas go undefeated this year.
Texas is going to have a tought time going undefeated, but they are returning 14 starters so that will help. The problem is at QB of course. Personally, I'd like to see the rise of Notre Dame again, that would be pretty exciting, especially having watched Rudy again this past weekend.
Jen - I think I am going to go to trivia. Trying to decide between trivia and going home and riding my bike.
big 12 sucks. Texas could run a FB dive every play and go undefeated against that cluster fuck of a conference. The only good team was Oklahoma and they went right in the dumpster too. Only road bump is OSU.
Yep, but now if they actually have a passing QB that makes things interesting. Oklahoma was always good because they had the best of both worlds.
just let me know if you're going to show up early and I will too.
That's cool. I'll let you know around 4ish on here.
Clearly the SEC and Big Ten are the best conferences with the Sun belt a close second.
I'm not sure if we are talking about the same person, but Paul Thompson played WR last year (and some RB in 2003). And when he did play QB he went 11 for 26 with one interception against TCU in their 17-10 loss before lossing the job to Bomar. He's not much of a passing QB.Okahoma = fucked. And poor adrian peterson is going to be seeing 8 or 9 people in the box every single play.
Well I was thinking back when Peterson was a Freshman.
football talk can't resist...no one goes undefeated (like '03) and Auburn is my sleeper
Back when they had Jason White at the helm.http://www.soonerstats.com/fb/recor...pass_season.cfm
But considering on that stat sheet Rhett Bomar has a 113% completion percentage, not sure if I would trust it or not.
I don't think anyone really gives a rats ass about Oklahoma stats.And Auburn being a favorite this year to win the title and yet a sleeper? Doesn't make since to me.For the record my ipod battery sucks donkey dick.
sleeper was a bad choice of word. meant "team that can be champs and are not nearly as talked about as osu, wvu, or nd"
Wow it has been 2 minutes and church hasn't said adrian sucks donkey dick. I expected him to be all over that.
Now i see what you mean.Speaking of church, is that goat fucker going to wicks tonight?
Adrian i don't care about OU stats either, but when White and Peterson was there, that was a damn good offense. Good thing LSU's defense was better.
peterson wasn't there when LSU played them. That was USC's D and he did get 86 yards that game (on a shit load of carries)
Notre Dame has had a lot of press. I am curious to see how their defense is going to be. There is part of me that would like to see Notre Dame win the title then their is the part of me that would like to see some shitty team fuckin' cremate them just to shut up the fuckin' press. It is like the reporters fall in line just to suck Charlie Weiss's pee pee.
Barry does make an excellent point. I don't remember seeing Peterson playing against LSU in the title game ... jackass.!
we'll see first test is against calvin johnson
I think UW is going to run wild on UCLA this year, unless Brown gets taken out.
Look at big jay throw in some input on football.
just for fun memories lsu miami peach bowl highlights.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrzlB6eIITk
jay how is the pac-10 looking this year?
Who was the Oklahoma RB against LSU that year?
I believe it was griffin or something like that.. I think number 22.
The Pac 10 is looking strong. I think WSU will be their weak link. I think they will probably dominate out of conference against the Big 10 and the Big 12, but will probably suffer against the Big East and the SEC.
Yeah my bad....I always get confused thinking about the years and not paying attention that the BCS bowls are in the next year. Probably because UK doesn't ever play those bowl games.
I think their running back was Kejuan Jones.
i think so too. Jay did you mean dominate against the big east and suffer against the big 10. i don't know the schedules, so i'm just curious
damn i am hungry. all i had was a plain turkey sandwich and 10 plain m&ms (2 yellow, 5 blue, 2 orange and 1 green.) I was so bored i actually wrote down the m&m colors on a notepad. I wonder if i can get one of our interns to go get me an apple from Kroger. Now that would rock and would be a little degrading.
Adrian are you going to trivia tonight?
Barry, I am so full of shit when it comes to talking about sports. The only thing I knew was that UCLA, UW, and WSU were all in the pac 10, UofL was in the Big East, and UK was in the SEC. I also made up the name Brown, although it is a common enough name that there could be someone like that playing for UW.
Yeah i will be there
Jen - I will be there.Adrian - do you have any bicycle magazines or anything for me to look at with cycling?
fucking genius jay
awesome. see you there.
Jay - you going to trivia?
UC has got another Guidugli on the team this year! Yippee!
http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....EWS01/308220010He told me I could kick his ass for $1
NYTimes article on the RIAA going after guitar tabshttp://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/21/t...&ei=5087%0A
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
That guitar tab thing is bull shit. The site I primarily use is Ultimate Guitar, however, since they appear in the article, that will probably be the next to shut down. I guess I need to go copy every tab on there now.And no, wes, I have no other reason to come in tonight, so I am just going to stay in Frankfort.
Friends aren't good enough reason?
Interesting stuff.http://condraft.com/rankings/positi...tml?position=HBhttp://condraft.com/rankings/positi...tml?position=TE
Well, my neighbor is having a cookout, so free beer > driving an hour to answer questions.
I agree.
Alright Jay, you drink this "free beer" that you speak of. But to appease Adrian... tell the neighbor you have to take a wicked shit.
Well, I don't think it would have the same effect on my neighbor as it would on a hot chick, marc.
True, but Adrian is an idiot. and you should find a girl at the cookout to tell it to. "Excuse me, I gotta go back to make apartment to take a wicked shit. I'll be back to listen to your meaningless banter in a little bit."
I think the fact that its a "wicked" shit versus a regular dump is what really gives the line its bite.
Why is Pujols such a freak of nature? He is the latest to be tested ... Yes, Albert Pujols! No, not THAT kind of test ... http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...id=2557786&
I'm glad I wasn't a this theater watching S.O.A.P!http://today.reuters.com/news/artic...;archived=False
hey stew, something to look into in San Diego. My cousin lived near sea world and it seems that Sea World has a Budweiser hospitality tent. At this tent is free beer. So, to save money he bought himself a lifetime pass to sea world and just go there and drink for free. And he got to see penguins.
Phil, that is a phenomenal idea.
this place is dead.
who will pick him up in fantasy?http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...005/1002/SPORTS
Well, the good news is that today I got my own office. However, there is no computer. So I have to work in the warehouse till my computer gets here, which is okay, cause at least there's eye candy back here.
400 block of S. 10th St. A man said he was fighting with his brother over drugs when his brother cut him with a butcher knife about 1 p.m. Aug. 11.G.C. Moore Park, Rodman and M streets. A woman said someone cut her arm and wrist with a weed trimmer about 2 p.m. Aug. 10. 300 block of N. 26th St. A witness told police that he was in a store when two people chased a man in and started beating him about 11 a.m. Aug. 5. One assailant had a club, the other a knife. They threw a gumball machine at the man, which hit him. The man said the assailants had stolen some property from him. Floyd and Hill streets. A man said he was sleeping beneath some trees when he awoke to find a man, who appeared to be intoxicated, beating him with a stick about 4:30 a.m. Aug. 2. The victim suffered head injuries and a broken leg. 1800 block of Griffiths Ave. A man said he was sitting on his motorcycle when someone came up and started punching him in the head about 5:30 p.m. Aug. 3. The victim got off his motorcycle, and the assailant picked up a shovel and hit him in the knee and arm with it. 4700 block of Preston Highway. A man told police that he was in a parking lot with his family when someone came up pushing a shopping cart, told the man and his family to get out of the way, then argued with the man and hit him in the head with his walking stick, a tree branch, about 6 p.m. Aug. 4.
Risk sucks, SEC sucks, UK basketball sucks, soccer sucks
Krypton sucks.
there is life out there. Sweet!
Joe - I applaud your efforts to try to strike up a conversation, but I am more likely to kick Big Jay in the balls for the Krypton sucks comment.Kal-el rules!
He was quoting family guy
Actress Shelley Long is 57. Actor-singer Rick Springfield is 57Rock musician Dean DeLeo (Army of Anyone and Stone Temple Pilots) is 45. Actor Jay Mohr is 36.1754 Louis XVI Versailles, king of France (1774-92); guillotined 1970 River Phoenix Madras Ore, actor (Little Nikta, Stand By Me)
http://www.instructables.com/id/E5W...87PPZ/?ALLSTEPS
family guy clip in questionhttp://www.metacafe.com/watch/14754...uy_new_yorkers/
there was no question
I'm glad someone got my joke. Wes, there is no need to kick me in the balls. I barely have any as is.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=2556167
Sorry I don't watch Family Guy.
Kill yourself.
Watching family guy would involve taking a break from playing risk
Below the belt, Joe.
Just trying to get some life into you all today
continuing w/ our pedophilia from yesterday more LLWS presented by Frosted Flakes http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14444985/
new mailbag http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060823
Speaking of the LLWS - are there any LLWS MILFs this year? I'm looking for quality here: Dante Bichette's wife kind of quality.
Day Two: Operation Stalk Linn Station Road ChickI get changed and start out the door for my lunch run at 11:30 am. I decide to do a quick warm up and run down towards marcs house to get my muscles loose before I head the opposite direction (where I saw hot chick yesterday). As I am trotting towards marcs crib, the thought ran cross my mind to ring his doorbell and just keep running but I opted not to do that because James was probably nailing his dog. I continue running to the end of the road, turn around and head back to the other end of Linn station. I head all the way down the other side of Linn station and no site of hot chick walking. I did happen to see a few other ladies (nothing to really post about though).
for marc because I know he won't read the mailbag (although he should because it is 90% saved by the bell stuff):Q: Was I the only one expecting Josh Blue to pull off the Keyser Soze "straightening walk" after he won "Last Comic Standing," as a stunned Anthony Clark drops his coffee?--Frank B., Bethlehem, Pa.SG: The only one who's headed to hell? Or the only one, period?
I don't even know when Family Guy comes on first of all. It is really sad, though because I dont' thikn I have watched TV in a long time, I am usually riding my bike anymore.
When did stalking become so trendy?
Adrian needs a web cam on that street ...
I was stalking before stalking was cool
You need to learn how to multi-task Wes. Bike-riding, drinking, watching TV, and playing RISK can all easily be done in a typical day, but that does cut down on the amount of work you actually do, but who the hell cares about that.
Yeah I know. Ideally, I'd like to ride in the mornings before work, however, when the alarm goes off at 6:30ish I prefer to stay right where I am at.
ok, black caddyshack: who plays who?
Gregory Hines = Chevy ChaseMartin Lawrence = Bill Murray
to make this easier, here are the rolls to be filled:Ty WebbAl CzervikJudge SmailsDanny NoonanCarl SpacklerTony D'AnnunzioLacy UnderallDr. BeeperThe BishopLou Loomis Smoke Porterhouse
I think Noonan is the hardest.
Judge Smalls should be the guy who played George Jefferson
Are you using living actors? Because Gregory Hines is dead.
Jen, Phil is right, he was stalking before stalking sold out.
My votes: Ty Webb : Will SmithAl Czervik : Chris TuckerJudge Smails : Bernie MackDanny Noonan : Andre 3000Carl Spackler : Dave ChappelTony D'Annunzio :Ice TLacy Underall : Gabrielle Union Dr. Beeper : Orlando JonesThe Bishop : Cedric the EntertainerLou Loomis : Samuel L JacksonSmoke Porterhouse : Leslie Nielsen
Noonan- UrkelDangerfield-Bernie MacLil Japanese guy with dangerfield-Flava Flav
snoop dog must make an appearance
Head Groundskeeper? he knows how grass should be
shit, I forgot about Spalding Smails. How about Kenan Thompson?Snoop Dogg would be an interesting twist with Al Czervik too.
updated list, Ice T is obviously way too old to play Tony D'Annunzio Let's move Andre 3000 over to Tony and bring in the dummer from Love Burger in as Danny Noonan.Ty Webb : Will SmithAl Czervik : Chris TuckerJudge Smails : Bernie MackDanny Noonan : Donald FaisonCarl Spackler : Dave ChappelTony D'Annunzio :Andre 3000Lacy Underall : Gabrielle UnionDr. Beeper : Orlando JonesThe Bishop : Cedric the EntertainerLou Loomis : Samuel L JacksonSpalding Smails : Kenan ThompsonSmoke Porterhouse : Leslie Nielsen
I just read the Sports Guy, this all makes sense now. I thought you were just being very random Phil.
one should know that I lack "creativity" so Lord knows I wouldn't have come up with the idea by myself.Speaking of "creative", we couldn't use our team name last night because it involved the word "gang-bang" and there were little kids on a team. Alternate team name was: "Your parents don't love you and there is no Santa Claus"
The other team name was "You're adopted and there is no Santa Claus" but Adrian figured it was too much....for good reason I might add.
SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phil, good job on throwing leslie nielsen in the cast for black caddyshack, he does always seem to be in these black spoof movies, he's great in scary movie 3 with all the rappers that are in there shooting each other.
by the way, job update:i officially have one offer which I'm going to accept if another interview I have tomorrow morning doesn't go well. So I won't be an unemployed loser very much longer
I saw your dad at the food court today on 4th street. And quit being a drain on society.
yeah, I am being a drain. and thank you everybody for paying taxes, I got my first unemployment check today
i feel pretty good about my cast. I guess I'm just going to have to sit and wait until Marc or Jay show back up to pick it apart.
As a tax payer I feel Douglas is entitled to buying me a beer with that check
i'm still broke buddy
I'm still thirsty
Ha, suckers, you all pay for each one of my paychecks. I actually do some work, though. And, as loathe as I am to admit this, I'm not familiar enough with Caddyshack to put my input in.
This sounds like the plot to a bad movie.http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/afric...reut/index.html
Brock, don't say anything else. You have 1999 comments. But really, I don't want to hear you talk anymore.
that's gay
What's gay? You had so much to choose from.
I figured if I call something gay Brock Hardfist would have to post something to hit 2000
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn...cott-196113.php douchebags. These people are gay too.
Usually reserved for Sci-fi movie and comic characters like Spawn, The Matrix, Hellraiser, etc....You can buy figurines of your favorite LOST characters.http://comics.ign.com/articles/726/726796p1.html
I thought the Bengals preview on Deadspin was very well written:http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nfl/...gals-196121.php
Post # 2000There are so many people I'd like to thank, like Phil, for starting the website, and Jay for being a big goofball, and Joe for being my posting nemesis back in the day (I just wasn't able to meet his gay standards for pointless posts), Wes for reposting the internet so I don't have to read any other site, and Dave for his random, once in a blue moon posts.I apologize for the delay in delivering my 2000th. I was down slaughtering helpless mice while giggling. The animal facility was a bloodbath today. I think someone was dissecting a caribou (I doubt it was a caribou, but it was WAY to big to be a goat). Also, the mogue had a pig in a bodybag that was bleeding all over the place making a big pool of blood. The whole scene was very Dawn of the Dead. I'm hungry now.Oh yeah, and fuck you Jay. I had to get that in there for statistical purposes.
Brock - I do what I can.
As do I.
So do I... oh wait.
Marc- start learning to sing Mourning by Tantric, Experimental Film by They Might be Giants, and Seize the Day by Avenged Sevenfold (I know, it's eclectic)
Douglas, employers have to pay unemployment, not tax payers... but if you get on food stamps or welfare, I'm going to be pissed.
Yesterday I went on a bike ride, we ended up getting lost in Woodford County and when the sun started to set is when I began to get nervous, anyway two and half hours later and fifty-fucking thousand hills we made are way back. My advice on your old ky home ride, you better be in good fucking shape if there are any hills like the one I went on yesterday. Our pace was about 16 mph which was pretty solid considering the hills.
I hear the shakertown ride has a lot of hills.
I've been preparing with nothing but hills... I live in Cincinnati. I've been getting a good 14-16mph pace on those hills. We are supposed to have stops every 10 miles, so I'm not sweating it too much. Plus, I've lost about 10 lbs already. That may be more due to the fact I'm poor and can't drink as much and just eat crackers.
This isn't the Shakertown, but I wouldn't be surprised to see some nice hills. As long as they aren't 5 mile uphill stretches, I won't mind.
Deadwood Pancakeshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f31PLcCXD0U&NR
I never realized Indiana was so deep in crime, I bet these were mob related:Swifty Service Station, 1500 block of East 10th Street. A customer who paid $25 pumped $33.24 in gas and drove off. Saturday. Waffle and Steak, 500 block of Indiana Avenue. Register drawer short $89.60. Saturday. Thornton's, Court Avenue. Drive-off, $26 worth of gas. 1200 block of Minton Drive. A man confronted another man outside his home who was yelling and was stabbed in the left shoulder with scissors. Monday. 1400 block of Chartres Street. Ten-foot diameter inflatable swimming pool. Between Wednesday and Saturday.
Woodford county? That's past where I live. How the hell did you get out there?
Louisville's Golden Boy is on the front page of ESPN's college football section.
I would like to wish a very happy birthday to Kenny Baker, 72.
That big east stuff on espn.com is great
Yeah i like the Big East Predictions. The one about Petrino made me laugh.
This headline made me laugh.http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2559135
Yeah those Big East predictions are pretty good. Glad to see he believes Petrino will honor his contract....for atleast 2 years.
I just tried to look at the famous quotes in the wikipedia, and it was blocked. So I guess it is only a matter of time before this site is blocked altogether. Bastards.
Pluto was overrated anyways. http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/...o.ap/index.html
Gosh I love this dunk.http://www.lostvids.com/111/VinceCarterDunk.html
Jay, no worries, your "Lost Loves" section is still up there for the whole internet to read.
Why is there a plethora of links related to pharmacy jobs on the WTF section?
USC going for the 4-peat:http://sportspickle.com/features/vo...6-0823-usc.html
I know. That's why I put it there. It still brings laughter to me. I am kind of surprised that I remembered a lot of those details vividly when I wrote it.
Where is that section at?
It's under WTF, NickNames, CrazedBuffalo, LostLoves.
Hmmmm....Jay you may have just inspired me to write about all the lost loves in my life. Jagermeister, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Woodford Reserve....yeah so I might have gayish tendacies because some of those things are guys names, but we have a freaking great time together and I dont' care who knows it!
It couldn't be any gayer than what I wrote.
Jay and Marc - on the back cover of the Leo (August 23rd issue) there is a blurb titled "Talent Needed" that reads; Angels@Work is sponsoring a Battle of the Bands on Oct. 29 with proceeds going to domestic violence awareness. $50 entry fee. Winner receives $500.Is it time for the Marcus Brody Experience to go mainstream or do you guys plan on keeping the underground (Natty Sci New Years party) scene for a while?
That sounds good to me. That's on my Birthday, so If I am not too hung over from the stagger/michelle's costume party, I would be down. However, it's probably for full bands, and right now we are just a two piece unplugged ensemble.
We have been having a haiku burn day on the email at work. I told them we founded a National Haiku Burn Day. The day for that is January 30th, if I'm not mistaken.
I don't know if I could be more happy. I am playing Figment in a 1 on 1 game of Risk. He is ranked #1 on the leader board and I am #2. I feel an upset in the making.
Bring that choade back down to Earth, he's cushioned his stats with gimme games. I rock him every time I play. Durp!
I hope to, but it is a little different in 1 on 1 games than the big group games what he usually plays. I would say it is about even right now.
Okay - right now I am taking it to him and i don't really see the game making it past 2 rounds unless he has a match this round.
This fucktard at work is printing out an entire windows manual on our printer. It is several thousand pages. I think he needs a stupid lick.
I just had half my passwords at work freak out on me and quit working. I can't get into anything. Man I'm glad me had lunch at Ceasar's today.
Where is there are Lil' Ceasar's downtown?
Ceasars the casino boatAny big plans for the weekend? Chris mentioned lighting up the grill on Saturday or something. I know at least Bmac, Dino and I are going out somewhere Saturday because B-mac is taking the last part (I think it is the last) of the CPA exam that afternoon/morning.
I am going to Indy on saturday for my uncle's 50th birthday party. But Friday night I am definitely going out, because Big Jay needs some lovin'.
Saturday I have a wedding to go to, however, depending how long that lasts I might be out later that night.Brock - I have figment down to 1 country.....I am giving him a classic natty sci beat down. I think the only other thing I need to do is give him the Degeneration X "X" move!
What is up with Genny's closing and moving?
Abby was talking about that....I think because of the whole building next door because they won't let them add more parking.
The one they couldn't demolish because it was a historic site so it coincidentally burnt down
Where are they moving to?
I haven't heard yet, not sure if Frank knows just yet.
Hey sometimes accidents just happen, ask the mob.
Now this is the way to die...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Seung_Seop
Joe - I found an AE t-shirt you need to get.http://www.ae.com/web/browse/produc...uctId=1195_2579
Jamie Foxx at Emmit Smith's roasthttp://www.break.com/index/emmit_smith_roast1.html
Here's an article explaining the Genny's situation.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/60824028
You meow, you get charged ...http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060824...isdemeanor_meow
Note to self ... send Natty Sci T-Shirt to Pacman Joneshttp://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2560810
I don't think it's better than Man Getting Hit by Football, but this damn video is everywhere:http://www.deadspin.com/sports/clip...cial-196538.php
I built my new computer last night based around the new intel chip and ran a test on it to see how it compares to my old computer.Old Computer - athlon xp 2600New Computer - intel core 2 duo e6300I applied a radial blur filter to a 2meg image in photoshop at all the highest settings and below is the time it took to complete the filterOld PC - 3 minutesNew PC - 43 seconds.The real test will come in when i start compressing dvds to divx format. My old computer takes around 4 hours to compress and convert an entire dvd.
Adrian - it sounds like you have all the tools to run a successful online porn business. Best of luck with that and if you need a beta tester, I'd be more than happy to give up a few evenings of my time hitting the site.
Looks like Toyota is having quality problems now.http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULTBut atleast they know they better fix it now.
Seriously we should send him a t-shirt and tell him we like he rolls...maybe he will wear it.
I would like to wish a happy birthday to Sean Connery, 76
Out of curiosity Adrian, how much did the parts cost for the building of that new machine?
I used my same keyboard, mouse, monitor and dvd writer. I didn't buy the top of the line stuff because that system would have cost me a shit load more.Case - $120.00Power Supply - $70.00Processor - $195.00Motherboard - $130.00Video Card - $130.00Memory/Ram 2gb - $250.00HardDrive 250gb - $75.00Total Cost - around $1000.00 clams
being 25 and living with your parentsPriceless
Wade this comment is especially for you!Here is an excerpt of an email I just received."Schwarz interviewed Toad from the Micro Wrestling Federation last week. I am pretty sure that we are going to hire him as well. Jacobi is going nuts he is so happy."
I think next time I get a PC I am going to build one or make Adrian build one for me. Dell's are pretty inexpensive, however, everything is proprietary technology with them so upgrading your machine is impossbile....you might be able to with Dell componensts or something like that, but then you are paying an arm and a leg to get those.
Good point Joe but the sad thing is I make enough money to live on my own. I am just to lazy to get an apartment.
I don't doubt you do. B-mac does too. You want to be compared to B-mac?
It isn't that Dell's hardware is properietary, it's that in many cases they don't leave room for expansion. Take my old PC here at work. It had an 80GB hard drive and 1GB of ram. Well, there are 4 slots for the memory so they threw 4 256 sticks in there. Which meant to upgrade to 2GB I would have had to basically throw away the memory that came with the PC. And there was only one HD bay, so if I needed more space I'd have to junk the old drive. But I've upgraded plenty of Dells in the past. Replaced CPUs, added memory, replaced HDs, etc.
Natty Sci wouldn't be natty sci if the majority of the people going out didn't live with their parents.
I don't know what that last comment means phil.Nothing against dell, hp or the like I just prefer to buy components seperate as opposed to buy prebuilt systems.
The biggest complaint I heard about the Dell computers was when they wanted to upgrade to a faster processing speed was they would have to replace the motherboard with it, because their motherboards typically don't support a faster speed and yes the lack of space available doesn't allow for future expansion and needs. And then they had to get a dell motherboard because another one was the right size or something to that. Phil you might be able to confirm that or not. Basically, what I understood (which could be very wrong) is once you buy a Dell you are stuck with Dell components unless you want to scrap it all and start new.
Actually, Phil, most of Natty Sci lives on their own now. And Joe, you just made my day.
Do you guys think that Frank is trying to get Genny's over in Indiana?http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS02/60825011
a motherboard is a motherboard. I have two 3.0GHz Xeon processors in my machine which I could upgrade to 3.8 GHz as long as it was the same socket. For example, I could go to newegg and buy two of these suckers and pop them into my machine no problem: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produ...N82E16819117058The problem most people run into is that by the time they want to upgrade their PC to the latest processor, their motherboard doesn't support it and that goes for Dell, HP or a machine you build at home.
I concur with Phil, I've done plenty of upgrades to my Dell at home. Updating a processor is just what Phil said, you usually want something so new and fast that your old motherboard (regardless of manufacturer) just doesn't support it.The main advantage to buying prebuilt systems is the money you save on software. Windows and Office are WAY too expensive for their own good. So unless you have a sweet deal like we do at UC (Windows XP for $20 and Office for $15), you don't save very much building your PC from scratch anymore.I think building your own PC is more about learning how to do it, so having someone build one for you is kinda pointless, b/c you can get Dell or Toshiba to do the same thing for cheaper b/c they buy in bulk.
we are doing the wendy's challenge today at work
Perhaps that is their problem then. I know my boss was always complaining about the lack of bays in his tower he bought from Dell and it seems like he upgrades stuff every 2 or so years so by that time perhaps the motherboard doesn't support the newest processing chip.I think if you are just buying a computer to use word, excel email and internet than a pre-build special is a good way to go. If you want future expansion capabilities then a custom built job is the way to go or if you want a gaming PC....I know when I was looking at Dell's gaming PC (got to have the best for Risk....funny ha...would be overkill) it was about four grand or so and I could build one for less. Also, buying in bulk is good as long as manufactureres pass their savings on to their customers, however, if you dont' have much competition then you don't really have to pass those savings on or only a portion of those savings. People know the Dell name, and since people purchase brand name things for 1) reliability and 2) comfort level (technical support, how well you know the company, etc..) which is is easy to see why Dell had 3rd quarter revenues in 2005 alone to be approximately $14B USD. This is also the same reason why American car manufacturers are down and have been down. They mass produced cars to meet market demands and in doing so the quality of the car was compromised. This is why Toyota, Honda, Nissan focused on quality in order to grab a piece of the market that the Big 3 underserved in. FastForward 10 years and you see things as they are today. Of course, I am curious how Toyota will change their business model in order to keep their same quality and meet market demands.Coming back full circle (going from computers to cars back to computers) as long as Dell doesn't simply beat their suppliers over the head and continues to work with them and use decent quality parts, then yes a Dell is an adequate PC and will perform its function well and they will be around for the future.
America's drunkest cities.http://www.forbes.com/2006/08/18/cx...?thisSpeed=6000
Wow, Wes thanks for that little breakdown. But I already got an A in my economics class. But thanks anyway.
Well I'm down for going out tonight. We all still on? I say we tried something new. Maybe start out at Joe's house, then hit Wicks and then just play it by ear and crowdedness or whether to go to O'Sheas or Flannagan's next. You guys think that sounds good?
Or... you could come to Cincy, go to the Germania Society Oktoberfest and consume gallons of Warsteiner and Jagermeister!Oktoberfests in August Rock!
How pathetic is this.I made my lunch today - Oven roasted turkey sandwich with basil pesto and provolone cheese on a plain sandwich bagel, diet RC, Sun Chips, and baby carrots.
You know I'd be up for going to Cincy. But I don't think everyone else is ready to just drive up tonight. Also, I need to cut back on spending, so tonight I'm either driving, or just drinking the booze at Joes.
or both.
Marc, it looks like your driving tonight, because I need to get liquored up. Unless Joe, Douglas, BMac, Adrian, Wes, or Chris want to drive.HAHAHAHAHAHAYeah Marc, you're driving.
Brock, two-part question1) Is Michelle having a halloween party this year?2) If so, are we allowed to come?
I'm not sure yet.1.) I will be defending my dissertation in late October, so there WILL be parties.2.) There are two costume parties, so at least 1 of them will happen.
I have to go out to my parents house tonight, but after that i am game to go out.
Translation- "When I go home to walk the dog, I'm going to fall asleep"
I will be game for tomorrow night.
I can't believe St. Matthews didn't make the drunkest city list
Joe - had they ever been here for Blowin' Up St. Matthews of GBITT it would have.Xota - probably so because I am busy tommorow. Got a pretty nice little Saturday planned. We might go down to the Home Depot, maybe Bad Bath and beyond. I don't know!
I can drive tonight.And for the record, our boy Mike Garcia knocked down all 10 items in under 10 minutes. Truly a great moment in our companies history.
did he prep for thsi at all?
I'm just f'ing with you, Wes. And you're right, we're inviting the CDC to GBITT this year.
CDC? Center for Disease Control?
Wow, but then again I guess you can't be to careful with who you fuck around with in this day and age.
my balls itch
Might want to get that shit checked out, especially if we need the CDC at GBITT
It doesn't burn when I pee
Not all diseases do.
oh fuck
I guess we can see what ladies read this site now
Why? Are you nailing all of them?
The CDC was the organization that compiled the drunkest city list.
now the CDC comment makes sense
could be an excuse for not nailing them
if the prep question was in regards to Mike destroying the food, I think the only prep he did was just being a crazy ex-marine and forcing himself through it. No one else was able to do it in under 15 minutes buy everyone but the wing commander was able to finish their food after the fact.
so the owner of the company just walked by and told me to wake him up at 3:30. I dont think he was kidding... weird.
At least he didn't sit down with you at lunch and ask when we are going to Deja Vu. Man, I went to high school with his son. This is creepy.
joe, your boss sounds like a real stand up guy, i like him
creepy old guy
creepy old guys are fun, and they always have good stories, i can't wait to be one one day
YOu going out tomorrow e-doug?
yeah, i haven't been given a choice, it's shannon's birthday and she's dragging me out, plus bmac's cpa thingy too, i'm gonna' go out tonight too, cuz i have a feeling i'll have to end up driving at some point tomorrow night
we are more fun then her
Which one of you assholes reported me to Bryan for cheating?
me
damnit douglas your turn
I bet it was you Jay (Melkor), for me ratting you out.
I've just got a grudge against you and Risk so I figured what the hell log in and fuck you over
yes! i've just conquered africa and i'm about to take over europe from the douchewad i'm playing against, cuz he's the douchewad, not me, cuz even though i play risk addictively online, i'm not a douchewad, just the people i play against, especially bryan
I don't really care Joe, but when Risk finds out; you better watch out cause he's gonna be pissed.
you'll care when I take over madagascar and work my way through africa taking Congo into Europe an Asia yo! Watch out I'm coming from Greenland too
but you'll never break through my middle east! i got WMD's bitch!
my infantry will stomp all over you
I got Japan's sending playstations. I'm taking Crescent Hill over before the end in my next turn and then we march into New Albany
You will never make it through the J-ville Posse
Issac, I have never played online risk in my life, EVER. And who or what the hell is Melkor?
Melkor is a persons name....it is a reference from a Tolkien character. Gosh you make me look like a friggin' idiot!
did you know that zeppelin wrote about Tolkein stuff?
never mind, Melkor is Adrian, I asked Bryan.Melkor:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MelkorMelkor is the master of Sauron, Sauron is Melkor's servant. Melkor is the true dark lord of middle earth.
fuck this shit I'm taking my ball and going home. Big stupid doo doo heads.
buttwipe
I know you are but what am I?
Don't let mice you just gased sit around too long, they get really stiff and hard to chop up.
haha, he said the mice are stiff
Hey Phil you got Madden for 360 yet? I heard its in high def and looks great. I got the PS2 version, and with the new lead blocker control, I have been busting off some pretty big runs. I was never a big Reggie Bush fan, but I think they made him super human in this game like Vick. I have already had him run back a T.D. on a kickoff (95 yards) and a punt return for like 68 yards.
Ok, Finally a new Robin Williams movie I want to see. He hasn't had a good one in a while. But this one looks pretty funny.http://www.apple.com/trailers/unive...l/manoftheyear/
Tomorrow I am going to the Chargers/Seahawks game. Actually, I think I will be at all the Chargers home games this season, so thats pretty cool. Has anyone ever been to Tijuana? One of my buddies wants to go-mainly to see the donkey show-I'm not sure that I want to see the donkey show though. Ugh.
Does that movie suggest Jon Stewart should run in '08?
I've been to Tijuana... not to a donkey show, but to a strip club for about thirty seconds where there was some hairy chick dancing to "total eclipse of the heart." Not recommended. You can get souvenirs for cheap though. From street vendors, not the strip club. Well I guess you could get them there, too, but I'd say they would probably require antibiotics. I thought military guys werent allowed down there though?
What an asshole dad I am ... since I'm the assistant coach on the team, I suspended my own boy for one game ... for conduct detrimental ...
Just posting on Saturday to help my stats. Durp.Its weird going to a bachelor party when you are the youngest at 27.
I think this is Craig Monroe, but I'm not too sure. Whoever the guy is, he got hit in the nuts with a baseball:http://www.break.com/index/baseball_nut_shot.htmlBtw, there is an article on Slate about Youtube (and sites like it) being just the internet's answer to America's Funniest Home Videos:http://www.slate.com/id/2148214
Jay...Those 2 friends of Sara's that you were talking to at Flanigans that you said you were being an ass to by talking about your boxers and your ass crack, b-mac and I ran into them on Saturday and you left quite the impression. On a good note for you they remembered you and were talking about you, but on a bad note it was because "he was creepy and scared us." However, they thought I was awesome for "cockblocking" you. Newest pickup move we need to work on, Jay go talk about star wars, his boxers and his ass crack and then someone else move in and apologize for Jay. I think it has potential. Other news, my ex girlfriend Jen hunted down my cousin at a wedding. My cousin had no clue who she was but my cousin said she is joining a convent or something along those lines. I might have to call her brother to verify this. If true, I drove a chick to a life of celibacy.Lastly, Laura (best first date ever) responded to Douglas' drunk dial and is headed back to louisville and colleen and her sister responded to his drunk dials saying quite calling.Interesting weekend.
and b-mac and I failed on our mission to find the hooter's girl who b-mac went on a couple dates with and her friends one who has big fake boobies and likes to flash them and referred to me as "talk, dark and handsome." We spotted them from a distance but were unable to find them in the long run.
I've been trying the "apologize for my friends being creepy" move for quite some time. It's a good in, but eventually the fact remains that they are your friends and it ultimately screws you. Either their sober friend won't forget, or whatever you had to apologize for originally happens again and they quickly realize that any more time spent with you will continue to be creepy and scary and that's without knowing I'll end up stalking them via the internet.Congrats on the convent. I usually just drive girls into getting married.
I think if you had to rank it on a scale 1 being the funniest 3 not as funny but still funny:1. Convent - A vow with god to never have sex again2. Lesbian - never have sex with a guy again3. Marriage - sex with only 1 person ever again
oh, without a doubt driving a girl to a convent is pretty much untouchable without murder / suicide being involved. What is crazier: actually joining a convent, or telling someone's family member that you plan on joining a convent in hopes that they'll "save" you from being saved once you realize you might lose them forever to a higher calling.
I hope I don't get murdered
hey, if a girl murders you, then at least someone out there likes you (in a non-server industry way). That's a big win in my book.So what did big jay do that was creepy? Did he describe how good he felt to them? How did his ass crack become involved? Do I want to know? I think I cut my nose shaving.
Did I show them my ass crack? I remember showing them my underwear to them. I am creepy. "Marc, you're my best friend, and your're going to be the best man at my wedding. Do you know who the bride's gonna be? Ashley."
ass crack never shown, boxers yes, but ass crack was spoken about
That's good. I didn't think my crack was ever visible. I think Marc felt really uncomfortable sitting next to me.
Jay - Big guy to big guy here is a handy invention that prevents ass crack from flashing. You should probably try one out. http://www.thomasmichael.com.au/pro...261794_belt.jpg
i want this http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...n.ap/index.html
Yeah that thing is freakin' huge.
Adrian - you would have been proud, because I did this for you without actually telling Hack this is for you....I told him his bride is hot. That was neat.
Yeah so Saturday was a pretty good day for me. Abby and I went to a wedding. Open bar! Do I need to say more?
Oh yeah, and the reception was at Masterson's.........so the food was good too.
Flava Flav SMELLS somethin'!! This is the funniest shit I've seen in a MONTH!http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archi..._small_s_1.html
His wife is definately hot.
Wes, I have poked a lot of holes in my belt, and it still sags some. Plus I was really drunk and didn't give a shit. Joe, did you at least tell those girls I was just drunk and being stupid?
I would like to wish a very happy birthday to Jack Black, 37.
I told them you were drunk and had intent to act like an ass
My favorite conversation of the night:Jay: Jessica, you look great! Have you lost weight?Jessica: Yeah, I have a thyroid condition. They have to nuke itJay: Well you look good! I've lost 25lbs and feel GREAT!
I liked the Jay masturbation comment.
which one? Masturbation jokes amongst our friends are like beaner jokes for carlos mencia. Everyone sees them coming.HA HA COMING!
Jay - Here is a crazy thought....buy a new one. One that fits you.
And incase you haven't heard...J-Lo made the Giants.
I'm getting this feeling that Wes is about 5 seconds away from signing Jay up for some makeover show.
Wow. I forgot about Jessica. I am such an ass. I pretty sure I made sure she was okay, though. Hey, I could use new clothes. I don't know about a make over though, that's kind of gay.
I just printed something out at my home computer, and the printer printed it out at about double speed. It was crazy.
I jsut went to CVS and they have big league chew on sale for a quarter. JACKPOT!!
Sweet, Joe. Here is an article I just pulled off fark.http://arts.guardian.co.uk/news/sto...1859643,00.htmlIt is certainly a good solo, certainly not the best one though.
It is crazy up here today. They're bringing the bodies from that plane crash to be autopsied, and they have all kinds of police blocking the visitors entrance and the loading dock. They also have some press here. It's very surreal.
I don't understand why the bodies need to be autopsied. Oh wait...maybe a heart attack killed one of the victims and not the impact or the 1500 degree fire they were in. Stupid me.
The only thing I can figure out is that they are required by law to perform them for wrongful death lawsuits. Phil, do you think Elizibeth would know about that?
I think anytime the death is not of obvious natural causes an autopsy is required. At least that's what the coroner told me when they came for my grandma.
"came for my grandma" sounds incredibly morbid.
i know this is late, but me and nakajima perfected the act like an asshole to a girl and have ur buddy come up and save the chick from the asshole move. we planned it out beforehand numerous times, usually i was the asshole, mainly b/c it was more fun for me, but it usually worked pretty well.
another fun jay moment from friday, he was hitting on this hot chick i went to high school with, even though i told him numerous times that she's married now. didn't seem to matter though, he just kept on trying. it was very cute, and almost brought a tear to my eye i was so proud. that was good times
Douglas - way to be friend and keep supporting him with his endeavors.
That was fun. There was also the chick I was talking to for ten minutes who told me I broke her brother's heart.
Douglas, I have also witnessed you and nak put your hands together like a sports team before a big game and say rapers on 3....1,2,3 rapers
Jay that was gay
Dude, I was just going along with it to be an ass. But yeah, it was pretty gay.
i am now officially tearing up thinking about the 'raper' days
dom just did fucking 8 crackers in the saltine challenge. Joe, have you introduced this to lunch at Chase yet? We need to have a city wide contest.
I'll try to get it started
Make that a state wide contest.
I can't believe I failed to video tape Douglas destroying those crackers. Tremendous mistake on my part.
was he the one that crumbled them up and licked the table clean?
well, I wouldn't say he crumbled them. He had some difficulty in opening the crackers up and they ended up smashed everywhere. So, like a true champ, he simply adjusted his strategy into making a big pile and then ate them like the kid in a Christmas Story going at the Meatloaf.
Yesterday I was talking with Jen, and I referred to douglas as "Eric". She had no idea who I was talking about. It made my day.
yeah, the crackers thing was fun
i think my mom calls me eric, and that might be it
i've talked to people before and said brian, and they had no idea i was talking about bmac
I referred to him as Douglas to Shannon's parents yesterday at a family function, then I referred to him as E-Doug then because of the blank stares I started to call him Eric. I was also talking to Caelyn yesterday and referring to him as "your daddy." That was fun too.
Nice.
yeah, the parent of the year that i am, i take great joy in asking my daughter, 'who's your daddy?' i can't wait to see you all in hell, we'll have a great party there
My mom and I tried to get your daughter to bring you home a pocket full of rocks for you.
that woulda been great, even better really b/c she was going home w/ shannon's parents, and not me
Baseball manager Lou Piniella is 63. Actor Daniel Stern is 49. Country singer Shania Twain is 41Actor Jason Priestley is 37. Country singer LeAnn Rimes is 24.
Heisman Odds courtesy of DJ Gallohttp://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=gallo/060828My favorite (and I'm a bit biased):5. Michael Bush, RB, LouisvilleHe has the last name and athleticism of Reggie Bush, and the size of LenDale White. In fact, if you gave Michael Bush a box of Krispy Kremes and his parents a house, you'd have a perfect combination of the two former USC stars.
See this guy is just a freak. He should be flogged for just admitting to something he didn't do.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14553130/?GT1=8404
That picture of Jeff Samardzija is horrible. In fact, he/she might just be related to It, who shows up at trivia every now and then.
One last call, there is an extra room booked in Bardstown for the bike tour. If you would like to do the 50-mile a day trip down and party in Bardstown, let me know ASAP. Otherwise, we'll cancel the extra room.
Brock - are you also riding back to Louisville or is someone picking you up in Bardstown?
when is the ride again?
Ride down to Bardstown on Saturday, stay that night, ride back to Sunday. I know it starts at Sawyer Park, but I don't know the route. I just know its between 50-55 miles each way with stops every 10 miles.
Details and dates here:http://www.okht.org/register.html
I don't think I'm going to be able to make it. Thanks though, Brock.
If I do it I will have someone pick me up and bring me home that day. I won't stay. I might be going to a reds game the 9th with free decent tickets. If I don't get the tickets I might just show up and ride and come home.
Time to start the grills for football season.And in honor of that, here is a grill tribute.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jds4yG2ksFE
And our favorite cowgirl can be found in that tribute.
Graham Ellis called me yesterday, and wants me to teach a couple night classes over at bellarmine in the spring semester. So I'll be back on Bellarmine's campus. Sweet. You'll have to come and see me, Marc.
Jay - what are you teaching at Bellarmine?
The non majors chemistry class and 2 sections of lab for it. That means I will actually have to prepare lectures.
Not quite a liger, but definately known for his magic.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KrdBUFeFtY
Extra money....chaching!
Yeah, it will be a couple extra thousand.
I can't wait to hear what the press says after Notre Dame gets ram rodded the first two games of their season.
What does GT have besides Calvin Johnson at WR and your just a Penn State homer
Yeah i know Joe. Just fucking around. But Notre Dame will lose to Penn State. That I guarantee.
Do you know how incredibly awesome this would be, although I would never try it.http://www.break.com/movies/basejumpfly.html
who is replacing Penn State's QB? Please don't say Morelli.
Brian Brohm!
He has some experience, morelli ain't got shit
I just don't want to hear people bitching and moaning when Penn State goes into South Bend and Ends Notre Dame's championship run the second game of the season.
Damn i can't wait for Football to start.
So is Morellie starting this year?
I like how this year there is no clear cut favorites. Hell, a couple experts had the BCS championship game WVU vs. CAL and things like that. OSU and ND are up there. One guy had Miami making a run.
I would assume so unless Paterno has some fucked up agenda and not telling people until the start of the season.
Well if Notre Dame loses it is better to lose early than late.
Schedule favors both WVU and UofL in my opinion. I saw somewhere that ND was like 5:1 odds to win the championship UofL had 7:1 and WVU had 8:1
No trivia for me tonight. I am going to go home and ride my bike instead.
how many miles you got in you today?
None so far. I had an appointment at 9:00 this morning. So I will probably just do 10-15 tonight, depending on the weather.
Jerome, get Jeff George to help you install the run and shoot in your flag football teams offensehttp://www.deadspin.com/sports/nfl/...ally-197242.php
Joe - you riding tonight?
Chris and I will do something probably. If Chris doesn't I might run.
I'll probably leave my house ride by Chris' grab him and head out through the park to the scenic loop around that and back.
Does chris have a bike?
Yay! after almost a month of employment, I think I'm getting a computer at work today!
Congratulations Jen.
Well done, Jen. However, they might actually expect you to do work, now.
I finally got Chris to get one last week. Running is a lot harder then riding.
I'd like to thank Baby Jesus for the PC I am about to receive...
I'm a bit disturbed that Amazon.com felt I would like to know that this movie will be available on Jan 30th so they sent me an e-mail:http://www.amazon.com/Gymkata/dp/B0...title_1?ie=UTF8But I'm glad they did
Running is to hard on my knees. But then again, I never really had a good pair of running shoes to actually try to run in. I usually get shin splints and those little bastards hurt.
With running all you can do is run. At least on a bike you can take it off some wicked jumps.
Joe makes an excellent point. You can even go Back to the Future style and drag off cars.
Hell yeah. You can get like 3 feet of air.
Should I put a batting cage, putt putt course, basketball court or dirt bike track in my backyard?
Basketball Court is standard, but a putt putt course would be LEGENDARY
i vote for the basketball court if you man up and buy a trampoline with it
actually, you have a drive way. Basketball goals go over garages. That's like in the bible, in uh, Paul's letters to the Vancover Grizzlies 23:44.
u really don't even need the asphalt, just the goal and the trampoline, more of a slamball court really, at least the grass might not hurt as much when we get tossed off
Trampolines can raise homeowners insurance
I still liked Phil answers for the final question at trivia last night. "Give me the first name of these Hogwarts professors from the Harry Potter series."Who knew Merle Haggrid and Tits McGonagul could be wrong.
what your insurance company doesn't know won't hurt them, or your wallet.
like how much we drink?
Basketball court would be nice, and leave the trampoline out.
Looks like ex-UK player Eric Daniels joined some ex-UofL players (guessing gaines and dean) in the Italian League. I think they play on the same team.
You could just do adjustable gorrilla goals, would have the same effect as a trampoline game without the threat of a cracked skull... well maybe not, but it would be cool.
if u got an adjustable goal, we could do drunk dunk contests, which could be as fun as slamball
A scaled down basketball court with 2 gorilla goals for a miniature full court game
and just for wade, if we got the adjustable goals, we could hire midgets and have them do a dunking contest
Fantastic idea fellas. I really like where you guys are taking this.
guy at work just recommended ideas from american gladiators or midget slamball
As long as there is room for a tent, it is all good.
Joe - are you and Chris running or riding today?
I haven't talked to him yet but probably riding
yes riding
What time are you guys going? Are you doing trails or just road?
ha, I submitted the Gymkata DVD on Amazon.com to Fark and it got accepted. I rule.http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...?IDLink=2258969
Joe - give me a call...i'll go riding if I have time.
I like this quote on Fark about Gymkata:2006-08-29 05:22:02 PM kibby I study Gymkata I got into a fight once and luckily there was a pummel horse in the middle of the alley. After I kicked some ass doing my routine another group came at me near the high bar. Needless to day they saw chalk flying left and right.
Brock - what hotel are the rooms in?
I think its called "California."
You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave
that just sounds creepy....
Yeah he's a pervert, Dude. he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast. You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Eight-year-olds, Dude.
The royal we, man!
Thank you I was starting to believe no one knew where I was going with that and I scared everyone away
No problem. That was the first time I had checked the site today.
I'd like to wish a happy birthday to Matt Taul, 28, of Tantric
Does anyone have ESPNU?
Speaking of ESPN, will there ever be a day this college football season on the college football home page, there will not be an article on Notre Dame. Today for instance, the home page has three different links on Notre Dame.
I get ESPNU. Did you get a letter from Insight, Joe? I forgot to check my mail but apparently ESPN2HD will be added "later this year."
MTVHD, ESPN2HD and TBSHD (I think) are being added.I was curious about the Miami FSU game and this ESPN full circle thing on monday. Colin cowherd is doing the game on ESPNU and he said he is simply doing his talk show over the game and not really commentating it.
Did they give a time frame? It'll be gay if the football season is over before they implement it. I had last heard that all the HD stuff was going to be added in June (for the world cup), but that obviously didn't happen. And I bet it is TNTHD. I hope so at least because they broadcast their NBA games in HD.I watched the Full Circle stuff two years ago for the FSU vs Miami game. It was really pretty cool. The basketball one with the cameron crazies I could have done without, but when they were in the production booth and stuff it was kinda cute. I just wish they had one where you could see the whole field and they had no commentators. That would make me happy
Five Fast Facts About The Giants:-Newly acquired linebacker Lavar Arrington took nine days to find Giants headquarters because of his steadfast refusal to MapQuest directions.-Quarterback Eli Manning's father still cuts his food for him.-Right guard Chris Snee is the father of coach Tom Coughlin's grandson. Coughlin gave his daughter seven months to gestate the child to full term.-Backup quarterback Tim Hasselbeck is married to one of those retarded slutbags on "The View".-Fourth-string quarterback Jared Lorenzen washes himself with a rag on a stick.
It took me until the third one to realize those were jokes. I'm an idiot.
Wes, here's your info. Let me know if you want it. Its about 2-3 miles from the square, but apparently they shuttling people around. All the bikes are kept in a school gymnasium overnight. We are staying in one of the hotels right on the square I think.Days Inn: 1875 New Haven Road 502.348.9253 or 1.866-348-6900: $69 booked; non-smoking 2 double bed
The site is really dead today
i concur
Shutup then.
screw you ass wipe
Perhaps the greatest sports prediction ever -- In regard to Tiger Woods' future performance in the Senior Golf circuit:"He's going to obliterate the Senior Tour and leave everyone in his catheter-strewn wake."Thank you, Sports Guy. Thank you ... so much.
it is tnt hd being added, along with mtv and espn2 hd by the way
u guys suck today
I think a vagrant used this site as a toilet.
You know what would make this site better, Douglas getting a job
blow me, i'll have a job by week's end
Who wants to make the joke about Wade's comment and the floor of Phil's bathroom?
Yeah I get ESPNU and I was really excited when I opened up my insight letter.
Brock - Yeah I will take that room. Question - do they have bike racks for all the bikes or what? My bike doesn't have a kickstand.
Brock - what hotel are you guys staying in.....perhaps I will just book one there if I can.
Brock - let me try to get a room in the other hotel first before i take that one.
Crazy.http://www.cnn.com/2006/WEATHER/08/...c.ap/index.html
We are staying at the Bardstown Inn I believe. Sharing a room with Katie. They were all booked over a month ago, so I doubt there is anything available. The only reason we had the Days Inn room is b/c the others were booked.
no whammy no whammy no whammy stophttp://www.deadspin.com/sports/nfl/...-now-197649.php
Hey, wing commander, are you ever going to grace us with your presence again?
In real life, I mean?
at least it's not paris hilton's
Brock - you can cancel that room. I made my own reservations.I am staying at: Best Western General Nelson411 W. Stephon Foster AveThe attendant I chatted with said they have a lot of activities that weekend about 3 blocks from the hotel....so jackpot baby.
Activities? What, are you going to a nursing home or something?
Yeah that's it. Going to a nursing home. Or maybe drinking bourbon, having fun. Who knows. All I know is, it is going to be a fun time. And I'll get my ass kicked on the bike as well.
Buffalo Trace is sponsering a tent, so I'm psyched!
Actually scratch that. I am staying at:Bardstown Parkview Motel418 E. Stephon FosterBrock are you guys staying at:Old Bardstown Inn510 E. Stephon FosterI have 2 rooms booked....I booked this one as well because it is like a tenth of a mile from the Old Bardstown Inn if that is where you are staying at.And besides, anytime you go to a happening town like Bardstown, KY...you have to stay in a motel. Also, if anyone wants to do this ride. It looks like a $50 sign-up fee on the day of the ride, and I have a 2 room effeciency room and each room has a queen size bed....if anyone else is interested in doing the ride.
I'm about 99% sure its the Old Bardstown Inn. Michelle is organizing all this because I'm lazy and I'm supposed to be working on my dissertation. I know at one point she had a room at the B&B in one of the pubs.
Well ask her or have her post where you guys are staying at because I'd atleast like to stay remotely close to you guys.
Its the Bardstown Inn.
Now this is my kind of research...http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2006083...itainhealthhair
I think if I were a single guy....this is where I would live at. And then I'd buy me a sail boat.http://www.riverparkplace.net/New development going in on River Road.
holy fuck, to get a condo that is 150 sq ft less than what I have I would have had to drop $300,000 more than what I paid for mine.That's a very nice website though.
wait, I can get one that overlooks river road with the same size for the low, low price of $259,000.Those ones in the towers with the patio overlooking the river...talk about panty dropping. Now all I need is 1.5 million dollars.
Yeah, but the location of being right on the river cannot be beat.
They have lofts (exposed duct work and concrete walls and all) that start at $139K but that is for like 600 square feet.
That is kind of the same reasoning why Abby and I moved out here. We both really love the Highlands area, however, for the price we have a much bigger and new house out here, plus the appreciation factor is greater out here. Also, with the fiasco we went through when building the first house (the one that was being built on a sinkhole) we just figured we might as well buy a house that we can grow into so we don't run into this problem again.
Of course these condos/lofts are all finished very very very nicely. 9 feet ceilings at a minimum, granite counters, solid maple wood cabinetry, probably stuff like tiffany light fixtures, etc.....
I thought this was pretty awsome...then again, maybe it's just the Top Gun music.http://www.break.com/index/the_ultimate_race.html
This never gets oldhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zge1QUGx-4
Do you think that the development down there will ever be done? I don't know if there are that many people in the Louisville area willing to move away from the outer suburbs into downtown like that.Michelle and I rode our bikes over there about a week or so ago and it looks like people have been using that place as body dumping ground. Its real shady now that the marina is closed and I swear the river rats were 3 feet long.
So we all know the infamous Tucker Max right.Scroll down to Rating my Neighbors.http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com/The guy who does Kentucky Sports Radio has a blog and use to live next to him. Maybe Tucker is just a better writer and gives himself way too much credit. Either, I enjoy reading his stories."Law School Year 1 — Moved to Duke Law School and lived in the building next to internet legend Tucker Max. If you dont know of Tucker Max go to TuckerMax.com. If you do know him, then yes, he was just as he seems on the site. However I did find him a bit underwhelming in person and not quite up to the hype. Sort of the Marvin Stone of neighbors. GRADE C+"
Um....well I know they had a pre-sell where they took deposits in June or so and they already have deposits for 65 units. Most of which are Luxury condos all of the $1.5M bad boys are spoken for, so they had better get them done. On their site, a local doctor reserved 3 units. Two $500K units that he plans to combine into one large luxury condo and another unit that he plans to use for investment property.
Is there a way out if it rains?
According to the FAQs on the site.Q: Will my building flood?A: No, all buildings will be built beyond the 100 yr old flood plain.Q: Will the parking flood?A: Some of the parking will be located in the 10-12 yr flood area. Residents will be notified in ample time with arrangements made and shuttle service provided.
Comment # 1000. Whoo-hoo!
I recruited 2 more people for fantasy football, Chris and Scroggin both said they were going to join. I'd say that 10 people is better then 8 spread out some talent. Now if only we can get Chris to pay attention to it a little.
Douglas - how is the job searching going? Did you take that one job offer (who was that with) or are you holding out?
wes, your timing is perfect, i just got back from wells fargo where i signed the contract, daddy's got a job now, drinks this weekend
there's so many condos going up downtown that I don't see how there can be too many more built right away, the supply is quickly outgrowing the demand. The idea is to get single people out there, but there aren't too many single people who can afford a $260K condo that would be interested in living downtown. And a lot of the condos downtown, I'm not necessarily saying the River Park Place ones, but a lot of them, are quite small, much smaller than what I got, for a lot more money. I got a very large condo for $122K in Okolona in a brand new development, with a lot more development on the way, which I think is a lot more for my money than living downtown for double that money in a much smaller place that's not as nice.
Douglas - you got on at Wells Fargo.....are you doing home mortgages or something else?
Douglas - yeah you definately get more for your money the farther out you live. That is why Abby and I live in Tinseltown area.
i'm doing all financial services, including home loans, car loans (which are very good if anyone needs to finance or refinance a car loan), credit cards, lines of credit, cash on demand, etc. Plus I get a base salary, which is new to me, plus good commission tiers, plus a nice little raise after 9 months, and another a year later when I would ideally become a branch manager. When you become a branch manager, that's some pretty serious money
Yeah I am sure. Our home mortgage is through Wells Fargo. I believe his name is Shane Gillam...something like that. He is in the Kadence Towers where Ruth's Chris is located.
congratulations, douglas.
most of the home loans I'd be doing are subprime borrowers that need cash out, but it's totally different from what i'm used to. whereas I used to have to charge fees to make money, both up front and on the back end thru the rate, i won't have to charge any fees at all anymore, or upsell the rate, it's based on volume, so essentially there are no closing costs, just the cost of appraisal and title, so it's very competitive.
So how did trivia go on Tuesday?
one thing i'm going to miss about not being unemployed anymore is my rediscovery of my love for jerry springer. i love this fucking show
Nice one. Have any of your neighbors been on?
haha, no, i haven't really met too many of my neighbors yet, but i don't think any of them have repped okolona on there yet
Way to not be a drain anymore, douglas.
NFL's most feared players.http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu...content.10.htmlAnd yes the give love to some special teams.
So do you think the guy still finished.http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=5350161Isle seat please!
he better have, cuz the only time he's gonna' finish now is with some big guy named bubba
I can always count on Douglas to comment on my wicked thoughts.
it's funny you say that, b/c I thought the exact same thing when I read that
I think he finished a few times in the two days before he dumped the body by the creek
that's funny right there, I don't care who you are
Not again, I'm gonna be a virigin forever, or am I?
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/comp...-you-197842.phpPauls bachelor party before the DUI
That's great stuff Joe.
Nan desu ka! - Phil?Cuban's - DinoWrecking Crew - ChrisThe Porkchop Express - Brent?Douggies - DouglasThe man the legend - me SeparateKickerBalls - Jerome?Adrian's a bitch - ChurchDangerous Icemen - BrockScroggin is signing up to make 10
Nan desu ka! - PhilCuban's - DinoWrecking Crew - ChrisThe Porkchop Express - Green BAronDouggies - DouglasThe man the legend - me SeparateKickerBalls - JeromeAdrian's a bitch - ChurchDangerous Icemen - BrockIs this right?
Shit when is Fantasy Football?I'll sign up if you still can.Is anyone watching college football anywhere tonight?
League ID#: 448418 League Name: Natty Sci Fake Football Password: crazedbuffalo Draft Type: Live Draft Draft Time: Sun Sep 3 2:30pm EDT
yahoo?
fantasysports.yahoo.com
Thanks Joe - I signed up.Mean Machine - Wes
scroggin makes 11 who wants to be 12?
Shane Boyd update.http://www.wkyt.com/Global/story.asp?S=4932852
I'll be 12. I'll sign up when I get home.
This guy's name is Ching Cheong? For real? Did his parents watch too many shows from the 70's or something?http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiap...rial/index.html
holy crap, with 12 people JP Losman might actually get drafted.
Snakes on JP Losman.
I never recruited so much for fantasy sports.
Man this site is going down the shitter.
I am going to pick Losman and back him up with Jeff George
Nan desu ka! - PhilCuban's - DinoWrecking Crew - ChrisThe Porkchop Express - Green BAronDouggies - DouglasThe man the legend - JoeSeparateKickerBalls - JeromeAdrian's a bitch - ChurchDangerous Icemen - BrockJuggernaut's Bitches - me
Preseason Bottom 10.http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/previ...tory?id=2564578I expect UK to get off that Honorable Mention list after we beat UofL on Sunday.
Jay, to answer your question about gracing you with my presence, the answer is yes...But let's be honest for a minute. We all know two things are true in life...1.) Tits and ass are quite nice, and when combined with a sparkling personality and wonderful looks, the Wing Commander is all over that like white on rice. 2.) The weather has been relatively nice this Summer, and the Wing Commander has been out playing some rec sports, captaining the Mobile Command Center, and riding the bike. I am not saying you guys are my cold-weather drinking buddies, no wait, in a way I am. However, my deepest concern has been Phil and the lack of alcohol consumption on his part. While I respect his decision to abstain, I do not necessarily agree with it, and given both the influential and persuasive nature of my personality, and the fact that I often was responsible for participating in the financial support of Phil's drinking, or as he calls it "the affliction and my addiction", I have elected to give our young fledgling the space he needs to find his way back to the bottle on his own.Oh yeah, and I got a sweet ass girl. And I think I am narcoleptic.If you have the time, I'll buy the beer tho....
I'll be 12
Sorry Jay, I just read that you wanted to sign up before me...Joe, go ahead and delete me and add Jay if you need to...
I have already signed up. Thank you though, Brent.
Commander, a simple no would have done.
Jay, I had a lot of pent up words to use, much like your dick has felt for the last few years, no wait...let's just leave it at that. Do I hear a wicked burn???? Sizzle Sizzle Bitch
Stick a fork in him....he's done.
i only caught the last three sets, but that Agassi match was pretty damn spiffy
Whatever. Today, I am officially a Chemist II. Sweet!
way to go Jay
Is Chemist III next or does it have a different title? Anyways good job Xota....you retarded prick. Just kidding but you are the biggest piece of shit in here and I hope you burn in hell. (THat is one of my favorite movie quotes)
do the bitches come with this promotion? I know Commercial Credit Specialist II is a panty dropper.
Chemist III will be in about 2-3 years. There is a new girl that started in my old position.
new stagger victim?
Maybe she will hold your beaker...maybe
Jerome - I know you are a big fan of the cowbell. Did you watch the USC at MSU game last night on ESPN. The crowd uses cowbells as their noisemakers....fantastic.
Oh yeah...and TEAM USA chokes again. Way to go Coach K.
Can someone tell me the roots of these phrases?"2 retarded monkeys fucking a doorknob""chester the molester"
2 retards fucking a doorknob is from dodgeball, and according to the internet chester the molester was a comic in hustler magazine.
Rob Gidel's 5 keys to UofL victory. Personally I like #4.5) Pound the football EARLY: Nothing would be more demoralizing to Kentucky than a long first series drive that results in points through the run-game. Louisville’s receiving core gives even experienced secondaries fits, so thinking that the Wildcats will be able to stop Petrino’s air-attack is like thinking Paris Hilton will eat tomorrow. Kentucky feels its front four can get to the quarterback against a Cardinal offensive line that’s not nearly as good as last year’s version. By pounding the ball early, it forces UK to take chances with blitzing schemes, which leaves its young secondary out to dry - something the staff doesn’t want to be forced to do. Give the ball to Bush and let him bring the linebackers up. From there, the game is put into the hands of a UK secondary that is very green and will be nervous. Check mate?4) Take little chances: As any coach will tell you, you never leave bad teams hanging around. It’s like the ugly guy at the bar who waits it out. Eventually, he takes a few home. Are the Wildcats a bad team? No, but if you can find them ranked in anyone’s top 25 polls, be sure to let me know. The Cards are and should keep it simple when they go to the air and continually emphasize ball control. Let the game be decided by talent and depth, not good fortune. Keep Kentucky’s playmakers off the field and let the Wildcats defense beat you.3) Let Woodson decide Kentucky’s fate: Mark it down cause odds are you’ll see it again. Kentucky opponents will force UK to beat them through the air and not the ground this season, meaning Tony Dixon and Rafael Little will mean far less to the game’s final score. The Cardinals won’t need to stack the box, but their linebackers should be given the green light at least every other down. Until Kentucky proves to the Cardinals - and anyone else for that matter - that they can throw the football downfield, assume they cannot. UK countering with dumps will result in minimal results thanks to a linebacking core that is as fast as any in the country.2) Keep Brohm in the shotgun: Regardless of how the knee has been feeling, Louisville does not need to take chances in Brian Brohm’s first ‘live’ game action; especially with Miami (Fla.) coming to town in two weekends. By keeping Brohm in the shotgun, you give the talented gunslinger less responsibility on his feet.1) Lenscrafting (Stay Focused): Let’s be honest, UofL has bigger fish to fry than Kentucky. A BCS bid, a top ten ranking, arguably the biggest game in school history less than two weeks away, a possible Heisman candidacy showcase on national television and even a chance at a national title shot should they go undefeated. Louisville does not need a poor performance, much less a defeat in game number one. Yes, UK is not a football powerhouse, but in the grand scheme of things they still have a legitamate shot at a bowl game in 2006, meaning this game could help a championship resume more than one would think. A three-touchdown victory over an SEC bowl representative looks a lot more impressive come December, especially if the ‘Cards are fighting for respect. Far fetched? Possibly. But why chance it?Great teams don’t let inferior teams (3-8 Kentucky, for examples) hang around. If the Cards want respect, they need to prove it … step by step. That first step is Sunday.
they need a first series like the UC-UL game a couple years ago. Opening kickoff touchback. first carry eric shelton rumbles 80 yards. Good night game over drive home safely. Just replace UC with UK and Shelton with Bush.
UK has a new walk on for their basketball team. 6'8" 250 pounds....and yes he looks like Kurt Rambis. Check out those goggles. The best part about this is lots of guys on the message boards are already bashing this kid. They just don't get it. We get a 6'8" 250 pound space eater with garbage game for free. Is he going to be a super star....probably not...but I also can't look into the future to see what the new S&C coach can do for this kid.http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=872
Can Bush run for 80 yards without a doughnut break?
Colin Cowherd just summed up the USA loss nicely:My wife will never look like Angelina Jolie, I will never look like Brad Pitt, My daughter will never go to a 4 year college (she is six and I already lost hope in her), and the US will never dominate international basketball. As we become more superior as a country our bullseye gets bigger and we care less. Greece is still celebrating and this has no affect on us as a country.
i thought bush was faster then shelton
Fantastic find Joe. I am still laughing over the realization that he has already given up on his daughter.
And the astronomers are trying to fight back the coup.http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2006090...to_060901122521
Bush is a great athlete no doubt......and probably faster and stronger than Shelton.
who is easier to out run UC or UK?
I'm going to say UK, because UC players have to learn to dodge bullets.
So wouldn't that make them faster? Bullets are a lot faster than chasing down cows.
Holy Shit! PEACHES!! This dude is afraid of peaches ...http://view.break.com/148615
Brock - no because the UC players have to zigzag. If not, then they get shot and thus become slower.
Better yet, A UC player can't really move in a 10 X 10 cell.
Good one.
new sports guy:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060901watch out, he recommends Amazon Prime which has resulted in a huge pile of boxes in front of my office. I get a new book once a week and earlier this week I ordered 144 kashi go lean granola bars. Free 2 day shipping is the devil.
for example, i just bought "how soccer explains the world." With one click shopping and prime it is waaaaaay to easy to buy books. This is the third book I've bought this week.
MILLIONS OF PEACHES.
I just wrote a Sport's Guy running diary of our interoffice fantasy draft. We need a Natty SCi live draft not on the internet.
i don't know if any of you have seen 'the wire' yet, that show sports guy was talking about on HBO, but it really is the best show on TV, hands down. What SG was talking about, how he was banging out 3 episodes a night from on demand, that's exactly what i did. i watched season 1 in literally about 3 days, same with seasons 2 and 3. Season 4 starts next week i believe
i've moved The Wire up in my Netflix queue after that article.
it's extremely addicting, Scroggin told me about it a couple months ago and he told me exactly what I just said, that he was watching 3/4 episodes at a time and I had to check it out. I'd never even heard of it before then, but it seems to be getting more recognition now. It's pretty good b/c it follows basically every facet of the drug world, from the kingpins to the middlemen to the runners, from foot patrol cops and the police chief, and even political corruption, and how everybody is connected one way or another. the thing is the writers used to be baltimore cops, so a lot of the stories/characters are based on true life, and a lot of the bad guys that you've never seen before are ex-cons that these cops busted and became friends with. apparently a lot of higher-ups in baltimore do not like the show at all b/c it hits too close to home
We just had to wait an hour to get our food at Penn station. I had to use some leave time to do it. Bastards.
you must have really wanted that Penn Station... I think I would have left...
if anybody wants to leave work, me and bmac are playing golf at 2:30 at crescent hill
anybody see axl rose last night on the VMA's? He's getting old
todo for GBITT 2007: Drinko boardBasically it's the plinko board, but at the bottom there are things listed like "Chug a beer" "shot of jager" or maybe "Tuscan Mule"How hard would that be to make?
couldn't be too hard, good idea
BRILLIANT
I second the BRILLIANT!
Drinko Board.Brilliant!!!!!!
paul shirley's last diary: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/colum...mp;lid=tab6pos2
vertical board, box of nails and a baseball?
i wish I could take credit for the idea, but it's been around for quite some time. I think the first time I ran across it was sometime in high school. I went to find an example board and I was kinda surprised to see Target carrying a tiny Drinko board: http://www.target.com/gp/detail.htm...asin=B000EOZOK8I can't find any good pics of a drinko board. But doing a google image search on drinko results in some pictures of attractive party whores.
I think all you really need is some wood, nails, a baseball and some fiberglass to make a decent board
You might be better off using wooden dowel rods and just cutting them into 3 inch pieces. Nailing all the nails evenly would be a pain in the ass. You could just cut all the dowels evenly, drill holes just slightly larger than the dowel and stick them in. With a little glue on the top of each dowel, you could attach your plexiglass cover. Bingo! Plastic discs shouldn't be hard to come by either. Just use plastic coasters.
I think you just volunteered your services
Buy me the materials, and I'll build it.
Is anyone planning on going out tonight?
Douglas, B-Mac, Scroggin maybe, and me
I'm up for going out tonight as long as it isn't 4th street
Sweet. That sounds like a party.
I had my 4th street fill for the month
My office is dead. There 2 people on my team that are still here. Our office printer has entered sleep mode.
Give me a call...I might go out
My phone still works....I think. Try calling it.
I thought you were doing that bike ride this weekend, Wes.
That's next weekend. September 9th and 10th.
EB Games is awesome. I just played some Madden
You mean you just played with madden...ha ha
Nevermind. I'll give you a call.
Nevermind. I'll give you a call...DURP! (I am really freaking bored)
Brock - so are you going to make a Drinko board?Good suggestion substituting the wood dow rods for nails.
I won't be making anything between now and next Wednesday. I have to at least make an attempt to prepare for my dissertation committee meeting that day.
I like how in the target link for the drinko board they give you the option to add it to your baby registry. I didnt think you were supposed to do shots when you're preggo.
Jen - Adrian turned out okay.....scratch that don't drink when you are pregnant.
You beat me to a joke along those lines...ASS!!
Sorry it was just too tempting.......and as retarded as my brother is....he makes an easy target.
Hey UofL fans - I heard that Derrick Character (recruiting gem of the 2006 class) isn't making the Canadian trip because he might have bad grades.....any truth to this?
Joe - after you decide to remove the couch from the kitchen (God knows it should stay after the trouble we had getting it in there) here is an idea.http://www.break.com/index/couch_skiing.html
around lunch time people were saying it revolved around this but I haven't looked at much more because it is said it'll be resolved soon and he'll be fine for season: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/spor...in8783576.shtml
article on foxsports from a couple hours ago: http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/5924898
I don't know who these guys are and I heard the MTV VMA's were lame. but this looks like a cool live performance.http://view.break.com/index/ok_go_t...guys_vmasb.html
OK GO are alright - kinda like Spoon, Arctic Monkeys or Panic at the Disco. I know my sister likes them. That song along from that video ("Here It Goes Again") and "Do What You Want" are on my ipod for running purposes. I believe I heard the "Do What You Want" song during a JC Penny or Dillards back to school ad too. Those sell outs. Here's the original video btw: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92IWqopETfIOh, another video that is a bit out there is for "A Million Ways": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbdbVhBGETQI think it's quite gay.
i also found this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh9s...ted&search=
HA, in more news that only interests me: while I was posting that last one their song "It's a Disaster" came up on my little shuffle on my computer.
Outing opportunity!Camping at Land Between the Lakes: September 15-17www.lbl.org
Wow, I was still drunk around noon today. Drunk lacrosse is hard. I am alive and I found my keys and I fixed my window. I don't know how to reattach the flower bed in front of my window to my house yet. I'd like to thank everyone for not leaving me on the side of the road to die. Jay, I owe you at least a car wash. The night got hazy right before we left my house. Good times.
Gatti's buffet is awesome when you are still a little drunk at 1 the next day. I think I feel a hangover starting to kick in now.
Joe, at some point last night you became very concerned about watching ESPNU because of Colin Cowherd. I think you might need some help with your man crush on him.
Jeff Blake's Agassi homage:http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/...379/1066/SPORTS
damn ... not a good day for UK football ... Shane Boyd and Artose Pinner BOTH released by their respective teams.
...did I say Moe Williams too? Sorry, I forgot ... Moe too
Yeah, Joe, when I tried to give you a boost throught your front window. you didn't step into my hands or on my back like I suggest. You simply tugged at the flower bed under the windows, and directly over me. So I got covered in dirt, instead of the vomit I was expected during the ride home going 60 on the expressway (pulling a Wes).
All in All, still good times.
Jerome, it didn't look good for ex-Louisville guys either. LeFors, Ragone, McCune, Curry Burns and Rhonnie Ghent all got cut too. Most of those guys will end up on a practice squad some place though or the CFL. I know that Winnipeg in the CFL has been waiting on Shane Boyd to get cut by the Steelers for a couple of weeks now to sign him. So anyone want to recap the ride home with Joe?
I'd love to hear it and am up for something tonight.
Lionel Gates was also cut by the Bills :(
Montavious Stanley cut by the Cowboys.
Calvin Johnson isn't that bad of a ball player
I know the game isn't over but I recall saying Notre Dame is going 0 - 2 to start the season. First a thumping in Atlanta. Then Penn St will beat them in South Bend.
I've seen a few people predict Notre Dame go 0-3 to start the year...
ABC really neds to figure out how to broadcast their halftime show in HD. Morons. And where is Floutie's mullet? Simply rediculous.
I just clicked on this website and read the most recent post and thought "What moron thought flutie was spelled with an O." ahem.
Not so fast says Notre Dame.
Anyone doing anything tonight?
Marc and I are going to the BW3's in Tinseltown...anyone wants to do anything give one of us a call.
I put on my flannel pants on two hours ago. I'm in for the night, and I'd be surprised if Joe was even out of his bed.
You know, if Chris Redman is willing to do this, maybe him playing intramurals with us isn't too far fetched: http://story.scout.com/a.z?s=17&...=2&c=563481
Marc all I can say about the night is LEGEN.........DARY!!!!!!!!!
fantasy football draft in t minus 3 hours 15 minutes
don't know what everyone's plans are, but joe and bmac are coming by my place for the game tonight to grill out, drink beer, etc., and anyone can come if they're looking for something to do, just give me a call
Draft time fools! I wonder if there is a way for me to drop Chris to the 12th spot since he's never going to play. He's slotted for #2. I'd hate for LJ to go to waste.
brock, how do you check the draft order? i don't know when i'm going
nevermind, i'm first pick bitches. alexander or LJ? who should i go with?
You should take Portis
i would, but you'd get way too happy about that pick. i actually would probably rather have the second or third pick, just so I don't have to fret about who the hell to take
Jay, I hope you hop on the internet soon, your autopicks are raping you!
Damn, it appears as though I have missed yet another fantasy draft. Anyways, I can't wait for the game tonight.
yeah I was apparently riding my bike when the fantasy draft was going on.Silly me.
Damned Autodraft. Did anyone see Cal get their asses handed to them yesterday. Either Tennessee is that good or Cal is pathetic.
... THAT was fast ... gonna be a long night for the Cats ...
Re-post with minor update ...(50-1) Jugger not gettin' any - The "WTF" star of the draft. The good news is that in Madden 07 many of these guys aren't hurt yet. (30-1) The drunk the impotent - 3 words: awesome kicking game(20-1) Reeking Crew - Good luck on those bye-weeks. (I thought I was the Steelers "homer" around here)(20-1) No dick ha! - Can Tiki Barber carry an entire fantasy team? The roster is a compilation of talented players who score little fantasy points.(15-1) The Porkslop Excrement - The fantasy equivalent of UK in the Hal Mumme era. Air PORKCHOP says WHO NEEDS BACKS!?!? We're throwin' all day!(10-1) Cue ball's - Team of the year ... unforunately, the year was 2004.(10-1) Slurpers - TOP QB,WR,and RB, but why only 1 at each position?(5-1) Queen Machine - Legit threat to the top of the league as long as he doesn't use the bench.(4-1) Team In-Flatulation - High fantasy scoring on underachieving teams. Bit of a gamble as he relies on exceptional backs who run behind weak O-Lines.(3-1) Melting Icegirls - Solid starting lineup who really lucked out getting Alexander at his spot in the draft. RB depth means lots of points.(2-1) Sukkies - BIG numbers from this lineup. Just hope you get him on a tough bye week or something.(3-2) SeparateKickerBalls - The greatest fantasy football team ever assembled
Is this the same team?
Kentucky is arguably the luckiest team of all time. Regardless of the fact they never win, they manage to hang around with teams they have no business doing so because they pull miracles out of their ass.Fun to watch, but it only masks the fact Rich Brooks sucks.
Lou Holtz's lisp is killing me...shut up old man.
Does Kentucky join the Pittsburgh eschelon of cheatin' bastards? That tackle was pretty viscious, grabbing his lower leg and rolling on it.
That fucking sucks for UofL, they could of been contenders this year.
I still think they have a great shot. The commentators mentioned it, that Smith and Strickland can equal Bush's productivity. Brohm is irreplaceable.
Below is an email that i just recieved. She used my contact form on my web site...> Hi Adrian!! Were you at a club in Memphis in June? I met a guy when I was there and I\'m sure his name was Adrian. I don\'t know if it was you or not, but when I looked on Google this came up and you sound like him. He was into all sorts of beers from all over the world and also was from Kentucky. Anyways, if it was you, it was a fun time -- maybe fun enough to try again? Email me. We can chat sometime if you want too.>> Take care,> Shari
U of L will still be good, but any hopes of a BCS game may be gone. One never knows, Smith and Stripling looked good. If Keenan Burton stays healthy, UK may surprise
The thing that those 2 backs can't guarantee right now is their durability. Bush is a big back and had proved to be durable. He'll redshirt this year and come a come back tour next year.MIKE ARCHER SHOULD BE FIRED AFTER THIS SEASON. CAN'T DO IT IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE DEFENSIVE PLAYERS LIKE HIM, HOWEVER, 350+ YARDS ON THE FUCKING GROUND IS GOD DAMN SILLY.
C'mon, Brock! Where's the rejoicing in the pain of others? Roethlisberger's in the hospital after an emergency appendectomy!! Where's the "Those fucking Steelers deserve it"? How about more "That's what Pittsburgh deserves for being cheaters"? C'mon don't disappoint me here! UK is to blame for U of L, right? I need more of Brock blaming others for the bad luck that happens to people!
I sense some hostility, Jerome. Emergency appendectomy sounds a lot better than cocaine overdose.I never rejoice in others' pain. Thats low. I want all those Steelers to be in top physical shape when they take their beating. Winning against a weakened team isn't honorable.
god damn adrian, I need more info for stalking purposes.
also, we had a debate: is jen d off limits? I say No.
I hear ya, Brock ... redacted then. Late night with frustration at my team falling apart like a flan in a cupboard and the less than honorable Bengal fans that are posting to my news sites ... but don't blame Pittsburgh for last year ... Carson didn't play defense ... but yeah, hostility abounds because it looks like Pittsburgh is gonna suck around the horn now ... Steelers, Pirates, Penguins, Panthers ...
And Adrian ... if you're getting stalked ... that's AWESOME
The Panthers looked pretty good against Virgina. Of course, Virginia sucks ass.
looks like Steve Irving died when a sting ray attacked him.
Besides Syracuse, all the other Big East teams won this weekend. 7-1!
Yeah here is the article for Steve IRWIN.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14663786/
Got a team trivia name for tonight"Get this mother-fucking stingray tail out of my mother-fucking heart valve."
Yep it is confirmed, you (Marc) are going to hell.
The courier-journal has a good angle on the play that Bush broke his leg on, in case anyone wants to actually be able to see it instead of the backside that the TV had.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...379/1002/SPORTSHis surgery is successful though, titanium works, but not as cool as adamantium.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...014/1002/SPORTS
UK message boards are going nuts today.I have to say, I haven't seen an O-line and D-line dominate the UK/UofL game like that since UKs 68-34 win in 1998.
R.I.P. Crocodile Hunter.
Natty Sci Fat Guys RidingChris, Joe and myself rode this evening for about 13 miles or so. Starting at Chris' house, we rode to Seneca park, did a trail ride and the road rides (those hills suck) rode to Joe's House and then back to the starting point.A few things I learned today;1) Riding roads and trails are completely fucking different. Adrian has told me this time and time again but I never really grasped this idea. For example, riding in gear 2-6 on the road is one thing, trying to go 2-6 up that first hill on the trail is damn near impossible. So I start out by not making it up the hill and wrecking my bike (man what a start). And for the rest of the trail ride, I was doing about 1-3ish.2) Thank God I have disc brakes. I say that because I am about 235 pounds and my stopping distance is increased say versus Bag of Squirrels. I rode my back brakes hard tonight, in fear of using the front brake because I was afraid I would flip over the handle bars and end up in the creek.3) The first few logs were intimidating but I did finally ride over one without putting my feet down or walking my bike over it. Granted this was a stack of 3 braches that made a pyramid, however, I still say score big points.4) My first outing out and I only ended up with 3 scratches or bruises. My foot slipped off my pedal and hit my leg for one, an encounter with the brush and a very thick thorny vine for the second, and my shoulder hitting a tree for the 3rd.5) Extrapolating on hitting the tree - So I realized the inevitable was about to occur and braced myself for contact. I took a tree that had a diameter of about 8 inches or so to the shoulder, and guess what...it hurt. I am just glad I didn't dislocate that damn thing. After that I learned how to see where I was riding and what was coming at me...amazing!6) Seneca park has some narrow ass trails. 7) Joe really can get about 3 feet of air. I saw it and the only thing he needs are back pegs.Joe - so how did I do on my first ride with you and Chris?
Besides losing your front tire on the trail, not bad. The scenic loop has some decent hills that didn't slow you down much. It didn't help that I was being an asshole and riding the loop with no hands. You ride that a few more times and it becomes cake. Villebillies' concert review from Saturday night. Their music is decent. I can tolerate it. When they go for more of the southern rock it is a lot better then their "rapping." Inbetween songs they definitely show their roots of being idiots from the bullit county area. They need to quit talking and perform more. Apparently they have a CD coming out on the 26th under Universal. And watching Joanna mock the body gestures of rappers is fucking hilarious.
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