i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
National League MVP: Carlos Lee American League MVP: Jim Thome
Posted by Phil on July 2nd, around lunchtime | 300 comments
These are based on the Natty Sci Fantasy Baseball stats as of right now (July 2nd)
Yeah, so at least 4th of July weekend has been good so far. On Friday night we had a hotel party that I believe reached the sci status...people streaking, people projectile vomiting and the guy the passed out early woke up and got laid (lucky bastard). Then last night I was working security at the Poison/Cinderella concert and I met Ron Jeremy. That was pretty cool.
Next week we are doing security for Ozzfest and later in the month I've been told we get to do security for Pearl Jam and DMB. I love this job.
For Big Jay,The teaser trailer to Transformers the movie is out. http://www.transformersmovie.com/(but in my opinion. the trailer sucks.)
And for Joe (and others)http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.4.htmlAnd he is the brother of Mike Golic
Man, I can't wait for the new Mencia shows. They just showed a preview, and I can barely stop laughing enough to type this out. Let me try to capture the comedic genius in writing:"You know who mexicans hate? Mexicans! That's why they are leaving Mexico." Man, I know that's probably the best the season has to offer, but if the jokes are half as funny as that we are in good hands. Hold on, I need to catch my breath.
Quote of the day from 29 Palms, courtesy of my roommate:"I'm about to show you my dick on MySpace!"
Remember Stewie, "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
Good because its true:http://msn.match.com/msn/article.as...=6>1=8333
Brent I forgot to say that he said this to a fat girl in Mississippi.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8sW...7s%20my%20money
Church, you going to trivia tonight?
guess today will be a slow day on the sci. i could actually be down for trivia tonight, since i'm off tomorrow
Don't know about tonight, but I will be there next Monday since I am on vacation
Tomorrow, show up whenver. I'll be there all day. Bring whatever you want to eat and drink. Mark is making Queso and I am making chicken wings. Other then that, the grill will be lit. We need some side dishes, some meat and some tortilla chips. Perhaps we should consider using the neighbors potluck buffet this year and take our food down there and share. Just a thought. No clue on the T-shirts.
we bring them food, they let us use trampoline
Superman sucked.
Anything going on down at the waterfront tonight?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yivt...rats%20superman
It would just be impossible for me to read the title of this article and NOT post it.http://www.latimes.com/news/printed...adlines-entnews
U.S. pins wiener-eating hopes on Chestnuthttp://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT
pretty interesting looking ad:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Laz64NWwDA
Are there plans for a massive cornhole tournament? Probably would work with regulation boards.
720 dunk:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnNypY0KPsI
What sucked about that trailer, Marc? It was a teaser. What do you want? And Baron, I liked superman. I was a little long, and was pretty dark, but still enjoyable. However, I enjoy most movies, so, whatever. I'm just saying.
I disagree...I liked Superman.
FoxTrot openly taking a swing at the Family Circus:http://news.yahoo.com/comics/uclick...t_uc/ft20060702
Actually Phil, one of the commenters pointed out that it is in fact only a 540 dunk; the other 180 occurs on the way down, which does not lend to the rotation. It is still one of the most badass things I've ever seen on a ball-court; after the cheerleaders.Ok, superman didn't suck; I just didn't like it. Way too dark for superman; some on, woman beating in front of a kid? Lex Luthor's act (without spoilers) when we got terrorists cutting people's heads off? Just a little too vicious for Superman, even for me (which is saying a lot). Second, see the clip I posted; that sums up my problems with the story. Brock would like me to believe this movie takes place before 3, where Clark and Lois got it on while he was human. However, the kid is nowhere to be found in 3 or 4; so it just isn't happening for me. Next, few things are certain in life. A Bosworth never winning an Oscar is one of them. The bitch couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. Plus, she's fugly. Stacked like a 11 year-old boy with a 40-year old face. She's fugly.Kevin Spacey was good.Finally, way overdoing it with the climactic score. I'm sure the script went something like this:Superman enters room (climactic score)Superman sees picture of Lois family (climactic score)Jimmy informs him its her family (sad music)Jimmy informs him she's not married (climactic score)Superman looks up at the room (dramatic music)Superman picks up pencil (climactic score)It just wasn't my movie; and I'm sure if everyone gives it some time, they will agree. It is similar to the Star Wars effect. Every one of the first 3 episodes got good reviews from the people in the theatre; it hits DVD, and everybody agrees with me....they sucked. Bad movie making; which is what Superman is. Not a bad movie, just poorly made.
I also should have placed a reverse bet on the World Cup. I've gotten every single pick wrong since the knock-out round began, except for a couple of the round of 16s. But the quarterfinals on, all dead wrong.If this trend continues, we shall see Portugal in the finals.uuuugggghhhhh.....
Isaac - Superman Returns picks up after #2...so it is as if #3 and #4 didn't exist....and they shouldn't for the record! So that would explain why no kid in 3 and 4.
And for the record, when someone tells me my car is a necessary casualty....that doesn't jive well with me.
Yeah, I'm still kind of pissed that joe's neighbor lectured me. I don't need that. Is your car damaged at all?
freaky skeleton puppet ... http://view.break.com/123412
well, it sounds like there's a story involving cars from yesterday, so what happened??
i know i'm not the only fucker at work today....
I'm here, but I don't know the story.Douglas, your 13 year old girl fan club was there last night and they were wrestling in the pool again
no no, that's Bmac's fan club, he's the one that was jumping in with them last year and throwing water balloons at them, so'd I miss anything big? any slamball? any pukers? anybody have the guts enough to go hit on the minors? their moms?
I think the rain kept anything too crazy from going on. I was outside most of the time, so who knows went on inside with those guys. But B-Mac, Cuban, Joe and a neighbor played slam ball. B-Mac threw the neighbor off only once. Random old people showed up on BMX bikes and asked joe if his fireworks were legal or illegal and warned us of cops patrolling the area...and uh, that was about it from when I was there.I heard that a neighbor called her mom when he car got hit by the slingshot. Yup, pretty low key.
Wow, so what did Ken Lay take to induce this??http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060705...nm/enron_lay_dc
The Azzuri's gave the Germans a big "Fuck You"! HA HA HA
so what happened with you car wes?
Well when Abby and I was walking back to my car (my car was infront of the house where Kristen's car was at), I saw my car had firework remnants all over my car and there was a freaking patio firepit, which they were apparently using as their launching point. So as I walk up to my car I turn to the guy and ask him if he caught my car on fire (the entire hood of my car and windshield was covered in debris) and his response was "It was a necessary casualty". My response to that was "A necassary casualty by who's standards....yours or mine?"So he tells me that he was infront of his house and lighting fireworks and my car was fine and apparently Abby saw a lot of people leaning on Kristens and maybe our car (not really sure about that) so we get into this big spill of well it is just a common courtesy thing to send someone down there and ask us to move our cars, which we would have obliged to do. He says some more shit and offers to give me cash to detail my car, which I tell him no it's not a money thing....my wife and I make enough money and we work hard for our money so we just don't want people tearing up our stuff...re-iterating it isn't a money thing it is simply being cordial and being a good neighbor. At this point he starts talking about how he is sure I am a stud and going on and on, and being very condenscending towards me (which for the record I hate this more than anything and the only one I let get away with this is Philco...well because he is a condenscending shit and that is who he is so be it). At this point, I am sure my blood is really boiling but I am trying to keep my cool because let's be honest, when the cops show up and I fail the breath test I am going to jail for public intoxication regardless the fact I am being the cool one and this pony tailed wearing freak is an ass bag. So he continues to talk down to me and he says something, and he was like nah man that was sarcasm....ah I am much more a literal guy, so I get in his face and throw my hands out and ask him if he wants to go right now? And then his kid appears, so I back off, and someone runs in to gets his wife...and she comes running out so now I am like great. This is turning into a whole fiasco. So we say some more stuff and she whispers something into his ear (which I am guessing is get his lisence plate number) because he moves around to the back of my car tring to read my lisence plate number so I walk back there and yell out "I'm not that hard to find I am over here all the time, and my lisence plate is a Bellarmine Plate #2509". "Nah man I am not looking for that!".....and I am thinking whatever ass bag. So basically whenever something happens to his house or his car or something, I am to blame, even though I will have nothing to do with it....it simply isn't worth my time for this ass bag!
as I said...pretty low key event.
Yep.
I think Ebert hit on something:http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps...EVIEWS/60606009
that's shitty, if it was me i woulda hit him, my babymama works at a law firm and gets me outta shit like that, she can for you too. that really is bullshit, u don't explode fireworks next to someone's car, that's fucking common sense. so the guy who said "it's a necessary casualty," was that the dad or the kid? i could see a smartass kid saying something stupid like that, and then you chokeslam him, but a grown ass man saying that to another man is total bullshit
Anytime you are leaving a party involving slamball, water ballon slingshots, tuscan mules, joe in a wife beater holding a beer lighting illegal fireworks with 13 year olds, fat 14 year old girls wrestling in a kiddie pool, a potato gun and custom t-shirts to remember the event and look at a bunch of people by your car and think "Man, what a bunch of a white trash fucks" you know that you've stumbled upon some real winners.
i am sorry i missed it, but when the daughter's sick the world kinda has to stop. typically though white trash fucks are the ones that are more thoughtful of other people's property, b/c they generally don't have money and know the value of a dollar.
Douglas - that was the grown ass 30 something year old man and I was very close to hitting him. He said something like his wife was a lawyer, which basically means paralegal to me, but regardless I decided not to hit him.
lawyers don't live in that neighborhood, at least not good ones
Why do you think I said, which translates into a paralegal.
But she did appear somewhat young....like early 30's so I am guessing maybe she could be a lawyer because all lawyers don't make tons of money.
sounds like all the fireworks happened after Chris and I left.....damn.
well i gotta bounce, job interview, be back later
new sports guy:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060705
Hey I was being good, this guy was a complete dick.....I think he basically tried to scare Abby and I by saying...my wife is a lawyer tactic and he thought he was a lot older than us. In reality he might have been early 30's so within 7 years of me. He was very condenscending and trying to buy us out....which is funny....but whatever.
I drove back in the Camdens of Oxmoor just looking at apartments and they looked very nice. I am trying to find other apartments that are close to my work so it would save me in gas money.
Camden's at Oxmoor was nice. I think sensenbrenner and I didn't go there because it was $100 cheaper at Mallard Crossing and Mallard Crossing had a washer and dryer.
mallard crossing really is a pretty good place to live, you're close to everything, plus it's a very short drive from joe's place, which is good when you shouldn't be driving
The problem with mallard crossing is that the carpet is pure shit.
it wasn't in mine, but i had one of the newer units too, so that may be part of it
Hey adrian, we missed you last night. Actually, we missed your camcorder. What model do you have?
http://www.sonystyle.com/is-bin/INT...dycamCamcorders
I wanted the one that records to a harddrive but it cost $1,000.00 clams.
TheOnion is running a 10 year anniversary special, with the best articles from the past 10 years popping up:http://www.theonion.com/content/index/4227/1hopefully this article makes it:http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33296
The Super NightShot® Plus Infrared System would have been perfect for night time Slamball recording
NattySci is way better when people are at work
OMG....I am completely relaxed now...fantastic!
u just rub one out or something?
Phil, snakes on a plane auditionshttp://poststuff5.entensity.net/062...edia=snakes.wmv
One of my new professors is Thomas Zehnder. He is a teacher at Trinity and at Bellarmine. Any of you had him? He seems pretty cool. will be a fun class. very energetic, and he goes on a few tangents.
Econ professor? I never had him, but he's good people.
Marc, ask Zehnder if he still has his ZZ-Top belt buckle, and to wear it in to class.Jay, here is the secret to picking up girls:http://www.yikers.com/video_david_h..._new_video.htmlYou need a leather jacket, KIT, and a stupid-ass song to sing.
Juggernaut 2- http://www.yikers.com/video_im_the_...e_2_part_2.html
Full dose - http://www.yikers.com/video_im_the_...nd_episode.html
Ifind itfunny that the Hasselhoff video has the steering wheelon the wrong side (or at least he is sitting on the wrong side.) Might be okay for those crazy Germans, but the show started in the U.S. You might claim Hasselhoff Germany, but we claim KITT.Furthermore is Hasselhoff hoping for musical sucess in America or merely wanting to do a similar thing to how people love William Shatner music video things?
Surprisingly, this wasn't in indiana:4000 block of Parthenia Ave. A man said he went to his ex-girlfriend's house to try to reconcile with her and got into a fight with a naked man there about 1 p.m. June 23. The ex-boyfriend ran off and the naked man got into a vehicle and tried to run him over, hitting him twice and injuring his back and stomach
cool out there today.yeah, cool out there everyday.
yeah, this guy's nuts:http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=5...os>1=8307
click on the guy that bites the cobra
No, yesterday I had a hot chick giving me a massage....and no happy ending.
Wow.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,202332,00.html
This has to be the slickest photo gallery interface....http://www.airtightinteractive.com/...ag_browser/app/It integrates with yahoo Flicr. The coolest part is the related searches when you move the mouse away from the photo gallery.
This site is sucks today. However, Commander made my day with that video. As soon as I get home, I'm going to watch it.
Let's hope mindy never hears about this.http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/07/06/s...d.ap/index.html
Okay, this is ri-god-damn-diculous. Where the hell is everyone?
easy big man...you need to take that frustration out on a lucky lady
I've been trying, adrian. Operation balls deep has not been as successful as I had hoped.
I'm here, but nobody's been saying shit all day
no time for dick and fart jokes today from me. I apologize to our regular readers. Did Marc and Jay play last night?
Page2 writer tries out for the USA women's baseball team...after putting off getting into shape and then passing around a bottle of jager the night before with her friends.http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...buckheit/060706I think I have found the future Mrs. Joe Burket. btw, I think this is the same chick who went up to bat against the 13 year old girl from the Bad News Bears and then proceeded to take her deep last year
I had Dr. Zehnder at Trinity, and he's a real good teacher, will keep you entertained with all his sayings and making fun of dumb people. Don't make fun of his ZZtop belt buckle or fall alseep in his class. I once seen the man go nuts over someone that fell asleep. He picked up all the guy's books and threw them out the second story room, including his Ti-82 calculator. Then he grabbed the guys desk and threw it down the hallway, and told the guy to go to the principal's office. I know this is college and different, but I still remember him ripping this 17 year old. Good times.
Sorry fellas....see what happens when Joe and I are on vacation...the site goes to shit.
I give always sunny in philly a natty sci seal of approval. In the episode I just watched after they run over their friend with their car and they see he gets free lap dances they all decide to act like they are crippled too.
warning though: FX fucks up their timing so I didn't get to see the last 4 minutes of the episode. Fuckers.
Joe, Douglas...how accurate is the long ball theory?
Always sunny in Philly is a great show, even though I have only seen bits and pieces of it. I am pissed though because they are moving it to mainstream network, so I am sure it will lose its' luster.
But those are just my thoughts.
The shoe camps are goingon this week for HS basketball players and word on the street be that OJ Mayo is thinking of saying the heck with Kansas State and going to verbal to USC Trojans. He is also, talking with other big time players and trying to build a recruiting class better than the Fab 5 so they can take home a championship too.
Taco Townhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=IVx2JKuZ...rch=taco%20town
Chicks always did the long ball, Brent.
I wouldn't bother following Mayo, he's not going to decide on a school until the last minute. He's getting so much attention right now. He's gonna milk this for all its worth. That's gonna translate into a monster shoe contract in the future. He's just toying with all these schools. Hell, he's mentioned Florida... they weren't even in the picture before. I think enjoys getting his ass smootched by these big time programs, so I wouldn't be surprised to hear teams like Texas, Cal, St. Johns, and other programs with shady practices get announced as possibles.
'always sunny' is fucking hilarious, i watched a couple episodes last week, including the one you're talking about where they hit their friend with the car. also, where danny devito robs his ex-wife's dog, they toilet paper the business next door, and proceed to light the bag of dog poo on fire and throw it thru the front door, hence burning down the building. I didn't hear they're changing networks, but you're right, wes, that would be no good. If it goes mainstream they won't be able to get away with anything. I don't know if any of you noticed this while watching, but they dropped the "shit" bomb several times, something they definitely can't do on a real network.
and of course them making the terrorist tape was an instant classic as well, something i can't believe any show (other then family guy/south park) would have the balls to do.
The USC thing seem pretty credible. That isn't exactly an internet rumor, its been all over ESPN and other sites the past few days. I haven't heard the fab 5 rumor, but that makes no sense. Why anyone would even let 5 freshmen that would probably leave early for the NBA into their school. It would kill the school's APR which would force them to loose 2 scholarships for god knows how long. But apparently tournaments are always contacting USC about playing next season.And wes, where did you see that they were moving it to Fox? I know they ran an episode to promote it (which had quite a few *BEEPS*) but I looked around on the internet and it seems they are quite happy to leave it on FX with all their other original shows.
i want to get one of these, not b/c i necessarily want one, but b/c if i were to get one, then that means i have an unbelievable amount of money for me to waste:http://articles.moneycentral.msn.co...r.aspx?GT1=8376
I'm not saying the USC thing isn't credible, but until it comes from the horse's mouth, its still just rumor. The kid doesn't have to committ to anything, so he can string along the schools and media as long as he wants. For all we know, he could continue building this frenzy to the point where he could sit out a year, sign a shoe contract, and basically just train for the NBA. Trust me... I've heard enough "sure things" when it comes to recruiting to know that no one is a lock until the LOI is signed.
Sports Guy on NBA Trades. Normally, I'd print this article up and shit on it. However, I'm bored, so I started reading:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060707Even the non-sports people will enjoy this line:"Second, Penny Hardaway was really, REALLY good. We forget this now, but he made consecutive first-team All-NBA's before he turned 25. Ten years later, he's known to an entire generation of fans under 25 as "the dude from 'Blue Chips.' " Kinda weird how that turned out."
Vladamir Putin: Child Molesterhttp://news.yahoo.com/photo/060706/...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5
Mindy, sent these to me. Manisms (don't think these have been posted):1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.(c) After wrecking your boss's car.(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".(e) When she is using her teeth.3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!c) Another set and we can hit the showers!22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?""BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"We hope this clears up any confusion
This set of post by Phil makes me think we should institute a set of Natty Sci Man Laws.
I disagree with 22. The only place one can talk to another man in the bathroom is at the sink. Don't talk to me when my hand is on my dick.
Article in the NY Times on ex-athletes having trouble staying motivated to stay in shape:http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/06/f...&ei=5087%0A
I'll dig around to see if I can find the new fab 5 stuff......I'll keep you guys informed on pointless basketball recruiting.
In regards to the above, I would extend an open invitation to any non-motivated people to come run with us at 29 Palms. High elevation, extreme temperatures, ankle deep sand (sometimes hiding ankle-devastating rocks, and I almost forgot, the mountains. Watch out for snakes too-we've got at least 3 that can kill.
This picture speaks for itsself. http://www.break.com/index/bb8916.html
Philco - Not that you probably remember this but at BUSM when we were talking about cars and you mentioned the possibility of getting a VW Rabbit and I said no not that if you do you are a fag (paraphrasing here) I got the picture of the VW Beetle in my head. Sorry amigo, the VW Rabbit is a pretty cool car.
Balkman summer league dunk.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8M5...amp;t=t&f=b
Why the fuck does Brent Mussberger keep talking about Jessie Owens?
oh man, that headbutt by zidane was hilarious. Its going to kill the french though
holy crap, apparently what provoked the headbutt was...a titty twister
So what did provoke the headbut, I know he was being held down in the box and I am guessing Zidane was still frustrated for that header he missed.
Sorry headbutt.
What's amazing is Portugal blocked 3 of England's PKs, Lehman blocked 2 PKs, but these 2 assclowns (Buffon and Barthez) can't block anything.
Atleast you know if you are a drinking mate with one of them they won't cockblock you because they can't block shit.
wes, read the post right above your first one. Apparently it was a titty twister that provoked it.Video of the headbutt:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1i_...amp;t=t&f=b
Are you serious?
Zidane is a fool, why go out like that. Additionally, the GKs performance showed how outstanding Ricardo was for Portugal. Now the new question is will SOuth Africa be ready for 2010
What I really want to know is did the side judge actually see the headbutt or did he just catch the replay. According to FIFA rules he has to see it and can't use replay to catch what they missed.I am guessing he did actually see it, but you never know.
I do like Captain Jack Sparrow, not sure as much as Vader though.http://entertainment.msn.com/movies...spx?news=226934
If someone calls me and goes "is your refridgerator running?" I can go "no. No it is not."God damn it.
Wow I don't want to be at work
this place is dead I'm out of here
Joe - my thoughts exactly. I didn't make it in till 9 though.
i bet i hate my job more than you
joe, i interviewed last week at the main branch downstairs from where u work, i'm supposed to hear back from the guy today
4100 block of Pacelli Place. Bottled water. June 28.
Captain Jack Sparrow is on the top.http://entertainment.msn.com/movies...spx?news=226953
so now you're even reposting your own articles?
Different article, the first one was on saturday which just had friday numbers...this one talks about the entire weekend.Totally different.
my bad, they are way different
Hey, Joe, did your neighbor ever say anything else about her daughter's car?
nope no word at all
Sweet action.
what happened to her car?
Got hit by a waterballoon and she went ape shit.
well that's not a big deal, it's not like they were lighting fireworks on her car or anything
a little water doesn't exacty damage your paint
Yeah I know. And that guy just really pissed me off because he was a prick.
Atleast Zidane won something.http://sports.yahoo.com/sow/news?sl...p&type=lgnsHad he not be attacked by a violent titty twister France may have won the cup.
wes, u get your car fixed yet? or does it need fixing?
Doesn't need fixing.In other news....OHSAA: Walker ineligibleBY TOM GROESCHEN | ENQUIRER STAFF WRITERNorth College Hill basketball star Bill Walker has been ruled ineligible for the 2006-07 school year.The Ohio High School Athletic Association ruled that Walker has exhausted his eligibility based on a ninth-grade year at Rose Hill Christian in Ashland, Ky., in the 2002-03 school year.Walker was listed as a freshman at Rose Hill during two semesters of the 2002-03 season and is the country’s No. 2-ranked high school senior, by some scouting reports, while his teammate, O.J. Mayo is No. 1.OHSAA bylaws stipulate that a student-athlete has eight semesters to participate in athletics, from the time a student begins ninth grade. According to Rose Hill, Walker was considered a ninth-grader when he transferred from Rose Hill to the NCH district in February 2003.But Walker was enrolled by NCH as an eighth-grader, and administrators believed he would be eligible to play four years of varsity basketball (2003-04 season through 2006-07.Walker has been at NCH the past six semesters, and his two semesters playing at Rose Hill would give him eight semesters since ninth grade.NCH, according to athletic director Joe Nickel, believed Walker was an eighth-grader when he enrolled at NCH in February 2003.Walker played in 16 varsity basketball games as a freshman at Rose Hill from Dec.3, 2002, to Jan.25, 2003.
don't u love corrupt high school hoops?
For the love of the game.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7Om...arch=720%20dunk
damn u are a reposting son of a bitch
That is daily repost of a post. I make sure I do one a day...except on vacation. ;)
http://www.timesleader.net/articles...ePP_sports.htmlHe said prize recruit Micah Johnson of Ft. Campbell is a “freak of nature.” Phillips noted that returning starter Wesley Woodyard is 227 pounds and runs a 4.5 but “couldn’t keep up with Micah.” Johnson, expected to push for a starting linebacker spot, is up to just over 270 pounds, according to Phillips.
DWM (Driving While Masturbating) Timberwolves forward Eddie Griffin was served with a civil suit accusing him of crashing his Escalade into a parked car in front of a supermarket because he was drunk and watching a pornographic DVD.Griffin said a day after the accident (which occurred in May) that he crashed his car because he was reaching for a cell phone that had fallen off his lap. The complaint alleges the crash occurred because he was "under the influence of alcohol" and masturbating while watching pornography on a TV set in his dashboard.The suit alleges "Defendant Griffin was under the influence of alcohol and negligently not paying attention to the direction of travel ahead of him due in part to the fact he was watching a pornographic DVD which was displayed on a mounted in-dash DVD player, located near the steering column, in his Escalade video. He was manually manipulating his genitals which he described to a witness, after the accident, as “jacking off.” DVD jackets with pornographic titles “Anal Action” and “Privates” were seen in the driver/passenger area of the vehicle. The items were viewed by the officers at the scene, whereupon they laughed."The plaintiffs claim the cops didn't conduct a sobriety test even though Griffin was visibly drunk. He can allegedly be heard and seen on the store's video and audio recorders saying "I'm drunk" and "I'm fucked up" and saying "whatever" 69 times in 24 minutes. He also put his sweatshirt on inside out.The plaintiffs also blame the Timberwolves claiming they tried to get his Escalade out of impound to remove to the porn.
Colleges adding football because they have too many chicks going to their schools:http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/10/e...&ei=5087%0A
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I've been saying it for years, BU needs a football team.
They could form a decent team with local people who aren't ready to give it up yet and steal guys from Centre and Hanover.
the fact that trinity and st. x basically feed people to BU anyways would mean they could easily form a halfway decent football teamwith those two state powers. i don't know of very many cities in the nation that can boast two top tier football teams like that
Good point Douglas. BU an upcoming football powerhouse and Louisville.
that's not including male either
Finally this guy knows what I am talking about.CR takes more dives than anyone.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE32...amp;t=t&f=b
I actually find this comical.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cruI...amp;t=t&f=b
By far the greatest skit in SNL history:http://www.shawnwelch.net/jap_gameshow_snl.php
great interview with brian griesehttp://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2006...cago-bears.html
Holy shitballs:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsO6D1rwrKcI can't see how that is not fake. My god.
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_4009471I'm shocked this didn't happen this weekend when I umpired Highview, Mount Washington, Fern Creek, J-Town, Middletown and Hikes Point in a 9 year old tournament. I did have to restrain the other umpire from going after a coach after the umpire called the coach's coaching pathetic and the coach almost went after him.
I'm pretty sure the Ronaldinho video is fake, mostly because the movement of the ball doesn't look true. Here's a demo on how you could fake it:http://www.metacafe.com/watch/66445...trick_revealed/
Yeah it is a fake video...and without looking at Phil's I am guessing they have they guy with a stick on the ball trick and he is blackout or greenscreened or whatever.
Yeah that video has been on youtube
I saw mine with Ronaldo though.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM-S...%20nike%20shoes
And that is a different video.....nevermind...totally different.
Soccer isn't gay, but this ref is....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HQs...p;search=soccer
someone took the gay ref video and put it to queen on YTMND:http://refereequeen.ytmnd.com/
(you'll probably have to copy and paste the url to get it to work)
The ball on a wire is funny, but couldn't be how they faked it; if they did. He does several crossovers after he drills it off the post 4 times; can't step over a wire.
This is pretty awesome.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Kg...soccer%20skills
Hippies in the park do that shit with hacky sacks
By the way the World cup is over you can quit acting like soccer fans for another 4 years
I was watching the “Freedom Day” episode of Futurama last night and I think we plagarized them. Dr. Zoidberg ate the flag and so everyone hated him. Bender said, “I hated Zoidberg way before hating Zoidberg was cool.”
I'm bored so I found the exact quoteFry: They sure hate Dr. Zoidberg. Bender: Pft. Posers! I was hating Zoidberg before it was cool.
joe, that shit they're doing with the soccer ball isn't any different than the shit you can do with a baseball when you're bouncing it off your arm and shit. and, oh joe, you would've loved rush limbaugh this afternoon, the guy filling in for him kept getting calls about the world cup, and finally he went off on soccer, talking about how nobody cares in the U.S., how the U.S. will never be good b/c all our best athletes play something fun, some caller said 'you just don't understand soccer,' to which the guy replied 'what's not to understand, you kick the ball across the field and try to score.' Another guy said soccer is better than amer. football b/c in football you actually only play about five minutes, the rest is in huddles and shit, to which the guy responded, 'yeah, and it's amazing how football players actually manage to score in those five minutes.' It was hilarious, I wish I could've recorded it.
awesome
That guy on Rush's show is right. Take a look at sports played internationally like baseball, hockey, golf and basketball. You rarely, if ever, see a non-american playing those sports at a professional level. And it would just be rediculous to think that maybe if other countries best athletes didn't play soccer and rugby that maybe they could be good at football. That'd just be silly. I mean, those rugby guys are such wusses that they aren't even worried about getting hit so they play with no pads! And those soccer guys, no way could their speed and elusiveness translate into any possition in the NFL. And the scoring in soccer! Man, I need scoring to follow a sport otherwise there isn't anything worth watching. If you ask me, the only baseball worth watching are games where one team scores at least 15 runs. Otherwise its like they aren't doing anything out there! Boring! I watched a pitcher throw to first base 9 times trying to get a guy out and they never got him! Why even try? And don't get me started on bunting, defensive positioning or pitchers that get guys to ground out instead of striking them out. Hit a homerun! Give 'em the heater! They shoot fireworks off after homeruns so I know to go "yay!" Now, give me a sport like cricket! 300 points! Now there is a sport that's good. Look at all those points. And bowling too! Man, they score like 800 points in that sometimes! Woooooooohooo!
Although I agree with you totally Phil, I will have to say something about Rugby. Yah, they get their asses kicked playing without pads, but the tackling is different. In rugby, tackling the guy doesn't do shit. you need to get the ball. In football, you're just out to kill the guy; who cares about the ball; it'll come out on its own. Sorry, it irks me when people try to say rugby players are tougher (or sarcastic when opposite) because they don't wear pads. In a sport with a 100% injury rate (american football); I would say the pads are a necessity and it doesn't mean American football players are less tough than rugby players. I know that wasn't what you were saying; but I'm just ranting.
phil, u can only score 300 in bowling, that's a perfect game, don't know anything about cricket, what's your guys' takes on dominoes being on espn2 lately?
Professional bowling is a composite score of three games so the perfect score is really like 900. I like dominoes. I think we should take some up to flananagans and get drunk playing it. We could even get cuban to start yelling at us in spanish and people will think we are hard core.
i was over at cuban's the other day cutting his hair and he was into it
i still prefer poker, but dominoes isn't too bad
better than soccer anyway
Hey UK fans, here is something I was talking to a potential recruit about."yes tubby has been talking with me some. I hope to play for tubs but i know i still have to develope more and improve my game before Tubby will offer. I have a wv offer right now and iowa's alford calls me and says he will most likely extend me an offer before too long. I get calls from amaker at michigan too. It would be special and a dream come true if i do get an offer from tubby. I understand i probably wouldn't get much if any playing time my first 2 or 3 years but id rather be a mop up player and say i wore that uk uniform and played in rupp than start at any other school."Not a blue chipper but this kid is one of the top kids in KY and a potential MR. Basketball winner. I love his attitude already.
Philco - I am laughing my ass off right now. Great post. Silly americans.
who is that kid, wes?
I think I should quit my job and start cover HS basketball recruiting.
Woah, woah... Douglas cuts Cuban's hair... no one is gonna go after that.I'm just sayin'. I buzz, maybe... but anything more, you go to a barber.... I don't want my freinds' hands all over my head like that.
u already get paid to do talk on here all day, might as well get paid to watch basketball
i cut joe and bmac's hair too buddy, i haven't paid for a haircut in about 8 years
and it's with clippers, not with scissors and shit, i don't massage scalps and shampoo their fucking hair
I guess it really doesn't matter... all you guys wear hats anyway.
Douglas, i'll be you're next hair client. when my hair grows out a bit more. I'm rocking the fester look (as Brock calls it.)
Douglas - that kid's name is Ty Proffitt
I can hear the Rocky theme song now.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13804920/
Obviously they haven't seen "LOSER" that Adrian put in the dust on my dash.http://www.neatorama.com/2006/06/27...wades-dust-art/
You knew this was coming, the Zidane headbutt game:http://www.break.com/index/zidane_h..._butt_game.html
Anything where you can end a game in a 0-0 tie is retarded. Also, why doesn't basketball do double overtime as a free throw competition?
Y'know ... no one complains when porn actors use performance enhancing drugs .... just putting that out there.
Your speaking to the guy that used andro
The one thing that drives me crazy in baseball and basketball are the fuckers who do their ritual before stepping into home plate or before shooting a free throw: Nomar Garciaparro. Before he steps up to the plate he fucks around with both of his batting gloves, touches all of his wristbands every single time he is getting ready to bat. (glove-and-pad-adjustment ) It woldn't be bad if he took a second or two to adjust his gloves. But he spends like two minutes to go through his ritual.David (I can't speak English) Ortiz: Spits in his fucking hands and claps.Jason Kidd: before shooting a free throw he blows a kiss. There is one nba player, he takes the ball around his body three times before shooting.
does it bother you how much a QB licks his hands?
no
what is the difference between licking your hand and spitting on your hand?
i always spit in my hands before I bat, it's helps you get a better grip, I've been doing that since I was in little league. lots of players do that.
Professional football can end in a 0-0 tie.
And I find that ridiculous.
but how often does that ever happen, too?
so ya, what time is trivia tonight?
Not that any of you guys care, but our Warehouse Manager's son is the new FHS football coach.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...421/1002/SPORTS
2002 Baseball All-star game ended in a tie.
Exhibition game
MJ siting.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...437/1002/SPORTS
Titty-twister my ass.http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT
And his side.http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT
I hate hockey ending in a tie too
Word on the street be that Big Baby Davis is really slimming down and is even faster now than ever. Crazy if you ask me. Barry might have more information than I do on this topic.
Exhibition game that determines who gets home field advantage during the world series...atleast it use to determine that...not sure if it still does.
It does so they won't tie anymore, and I am mistaken in that hockey can end in a tie
They installed that rule so they wouldn't have anymore bull shit tiees
The WNBA might allow ties
Did they finally end the hockey ties?I don't really care if the game ends in a tie becaue they use goal differential to determine who moves on. Really not that big of a deal.
If you guys are ready to jump on a college basketball bandwagon here you go. OSU is primed for the future.An article in the Columbus Dispatch listed the following recruits committed to Ohio State.2006Daequan Cook...6'4"....G..Dayton,OH.........RANKED #13David Lighty...6'5"....G..Cleveland,OH......RANKED #36Mike Conley....6'1"....G..Indianapolis,IN...RANKED #18Greg Oden......7'1"....C..Indianapolis,IN...RANKED #1Othello Hunter.6'9"....F..Winston Salem,NC..JC.4 STARS2007Jon Diebler.......6'6"..G..Upper Sandusky,OH..RANKED #59Kosta Koufos......7'1"..F..Canton,OH..........RANKED #13Dallas Lauderdale.6'9"..C..Solon,OH...........RANKED #96Evan Turner.......6'5"..G..Chicago,ILL........RANKED #482008BJ Mullins.......7'1"..C..Columbus,OH.......RANKED 8th for CWalter Offutt....6'2"..G..Indianapolis,IN...4 STARS2009Stephan Van Treese....6'8"..F..Indianapolis,IN..4 STARS
These guys haven't signed there LOIs yet, but impressive it is none the less.
it's only b/c greg oden signed that OSU is nailing those players
he is one and done
Not to be sexist, but generally I hate to watch women sports (Olympics I can watch)..........unless Barney get's his idea of sports to snowball somehow. Other than that, I am just not interested. And I am never insterested in Women's Basketball. I watch basketball so I can watch some high flyin' rim rocking dunks. Not to see some girl put an undersized ball through a hoop. If I wanted to see that I would watch my nephew and nieces play on their 6' goal.
more like 4' goal.
I wouldn't be surprised if Oden did stick around to just prove people wrong. He keeps telling people he wants to go to college and stick around, but no one listens to him. It will be interesting to see what he does when the NBA waves $10M in front of him.
It helps that Oden signed and that Thad Matta is one hell of a coach.
it'll be more than $10M
in endorsements alone anyway
Thad Matta was at Xavier when they made their tourney run, correct?
what do you call an aardvark in the middle of the ocean?
interesting TV ratings for sportshttp://chicagosports.chicagotribune...cs-soccer-print
joe, how dare you post that article, it almost gives validity to that sport
but more people still watch baseball
there was an article on ESPN about Big Baby's size on ESPN last week:http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/colum...&id=2512328
I honestly didn't expect that
Sports that can end in a tie:American footballAussie rules footballBaseball (game not considered official until it is replayed at a later date, Japan has ties)BoxingChessSoccerHorse racingRugby
Baseball can't tie, excluding Japan.
game not considered official until it is replayed at a later date, that simply means it is raining and they haven't completed 4 and a half innings, or the number of innings required for a complete game, but they will complete it. So it isn't a tie.
There aren't even ties in little league baseball. Ties only exist if you are 10 or under.
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I just went to a Mobile gas station to fill up my car and get some lunch. I was accustomed to them having cheap chicken sandwiches and burgers. However, the gas station gods must have decided that wasn't good enough, so they now sell big pieces of catfish, ribs, sausage and cabbage, greens, and a bunch of other stuff. I got the catfish, and it was actually pretty good.Now you can continue to argue about what is or isn't a real sport.
you're a brave man Jay, gas station catfish
Tie goes to the runner in baseball is bullshit too, because there is no such thing as a tie in baseball
Rule 4.12(b).4:Any suspended game not completed prior to the last scheduled game between the two teams during the championship season shall become a called game. If such game becomes a called game and has progressed far enough to become a regulation game, and the score is tied, the game shall be declared a “tie game.” A tie game is to be replayed in its entirety, unless the league president determines that playing the rescheduled game is not necessary to affect the league championship.Baseball games *can* end in a tie. Also, check out the result of the 5/1 game against the braves:http://www.baseball-almanac.com/tea...=1920&t=BR7
Touche, phil. Baseball can technically end in a tie. You got me there. However, the circumstances behind it are pretty drastic and no important game will ever end in a tie.
FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I think Adrian has been sitting in front of his computer all day with "FACE!!!!!" typed in, waiting for this very moment. Then, when it comes, he gets excited, decided 5 "!" aren't enough, goes to add more, and then prematurely pulls off the shift button to give us the famous "!!!1" ending. Followed by Adrian cursing at his left ring finger for being weak.Truly an epic moment in Natty Sci history.
This was fucking great....Our new tech support person (40 yrs old, plays dugeon & dragons, acts out medieval battles) has a picture of a wolf on his computer desktop. My buddy was walking by and:Buddy: "Cool Wolf" while smilingNew Dude: Looked up at him, straight faced " It's my spirit God Brother"
Philco - I am determined to get that big booth tonight at Wicks. I am so determined that I brought a change of clothes with me so I can go straight to wicks from here.
So I will probably be at Wick's around 6 if not a little before hand. If I don't get that booth it is simply destiny or the lack their of.
yes I am retarded...lack there of...or the simple fact that my destiny could be not to get that damn booth.
You could always side kick the person sitting in the booth in the face!
like what you would do to adam dunn
Wes Goodloe vs. Adam DunnHomer Walk vs. Home Run WalkTexas Fan vs. Texas Athlete
I solve all my problems with headbutts to the sternum
natty sci search phrases:blackerries when are they ready to pick in the state of ohiodavid faustino naked picsfuck ronaldofucking portuguesehot female figure skaters
David faustino naked pics? Really? Who the hell wants to see that. I do feel bad for whomever is looking up hot female figure skaters and finds our page. I guess they will have to make do with phil's PS of the cheerleaders. I know I have.
Wes, god speed on your wicks adventure. A couple of people from work might be up there tonight so the big table will be handy.
Anyone wanna come out to California this weekend?
I don't think I could afford a plane ticket, and I would not have enough time to drive there and back. Thanks, though, stew. It sounds like fun.
Major League 3 is going to be awesome.....I don't care what anyone says.Read this story it contains Corbin Bernsen..I don't think my first postin gof this article contains this stuff.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060710...clip_to_house_2
Adam Dunn would get one in the knee so Chris can get some practice and he can learn how to get on base instead of just whacking homers or striking out.....back to the minors.
uh, major league 3 was already made
Team name tonight: I got here at 6'oclock to secure the booth of doom. Suck it man-girl!
although it really shouldn't count as a movie
Wow - I have only seen 1 and 2. Oh yeah is that the back to the minors one?
yeah, although like i said, it really shouldn't count, kinda like caddyshack 2
This is great.I guess if he figures David Wells can throw a perfect game while being drunk...this is the sport for him.http://msn.foxsports.com/other/stor...TT=HMA?GT1=8393
Thirsty Thursday anyone interested?
is there a bats game?
Thursday Bats game
i'll try and come, i haven't been to a game in awhile
Douglas - how is the new crib and how is job hunting going?
crib's awesome, looks real good, i had two interviews last week, i'm supposed to hear back from another company when their manager gets back in town on the 17th, i'm supposed to hear something from chase probably tomorrow or thursday, so i should have another job very shortly. both jobs i'm going after are really pretty good and will make me much happier than i am now, not to mention make more money. at this point i'm just taking odds around the office on whether or not i'll get fired before i quit or not.
at the rate i'm going i'll probably get fired before i can quit, mainly b/c i've literally completely shut off, i seriously don't work anymore, i hate this fucking company and can't wait to get out. i can't tell you how many games of solitaire i've played today
At least you have a Sports Guy chat at 1pm tomorrow to keep you occupied:http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatE...?event_id=12262
During the intros of the All-Star Game came a great "star struck" teammate moment ... Chris Capuano is standing beside Nomar Garciaparra. After Nomar is announced, Capuano clearly mouths the word "NO-MAH!" It was just funny ...
103" plasma tv? coming soonhttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/1379864...915829?GT1=8394
On Chad Ford's blog there is talk that Mayo and Walker might go right to the NBA next season. The rule states that you have to be one year removed from when you "should have" graduated from high school and be 19 years old. If they both drop out, they'd be one year removed from when they "should have" graduated from high school due to being held back a year. It looks like Walker has a better chance of it. I don't even think Walker is playing high school basketball this season because he's already played 4 years of high school basketball. OJ's case all comes down to when the NBA starts measuring when they should have graduated - the start of elementary school or the start of high school.
These zoopster things kinda creep me out. They are based out of Louisville.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7HS...=ZOOperstars%20
Operation Beat the Losers to Trivia worked like a charm tonight and we controlled the large booth which was much needed tonight gents. Next week, I might just do the same damn thing.
Wes, you are a brave man to sit alone in the dark room of wicks with the person who 60% of the time I'm pretty sure they are 70% dude.
Taking one for the team...what can I say.
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