i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
Posted by Phil on May 9th, in the afternoon | 270 comments
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grand theft auto 4 comes out Oct 16 for the PS3 and 360. Hooray!
fantastic
Is Brohm seriously on the cover of the new NCAA football? That has to be a photoshop deal.
i made that. the cover athlete can't be in college. the real cover is Reggie Bush
So they aren't going old school again with someone like Desmond Howard?
Scientology fucks with either Toms or Katie's head so much they can't even perform simple functions like open a car door.
http://www.break.com/index/tommission.html
i go one fucking day without posting and this site turns to shit, what will you guys ever do without me?
PS3 needs to leave Nintendo alone.http://revolution.ign.com/articles/...5/705870p1.html
Hear I go opening up the Natti Sci website, and a HOMO in a white and red uniform pops up on my screen.Follow me in the chant OVERRATED, OVERRATED!
Over-rated! Over-rated! I'll join that chant anytime
With that said it is pretty cool you made the cover
I wouldn't call him Homo to his face, pretty big dude.
i've made a few more covers that I'll use as filler as the week goes on. the quicker this post fills up with conversation and the such the sooner I'll have a new cover. And the next one won't be a Louisville one...
Filler conversation:We had a faculty candidate give a seminar today, and his name was Teg Pipes.I also have to go pick up some big whig from UAB who is giving a talk at this symposium we are having tomorrow. Great, now I have to make small talk with some old dude.
Phil has passed the 1000th post with a link, which means almost 1/3 of his posts have links. Maybe I should do that.Email Teg! http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/kibo.../flamebait.html
Wil Wright (the dude behind SimCity and the Sims) has a new game called Spore that basically has you create life: http://www.usatoday.com/tech/gaming...re-played_x.htmHere's a 35 minute movie about it, I think it looks like a real time sucker:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXMs...mp;search=spore
http://gyral.blackshell.com/names.htmlThis is wrong, But some of the Terms are pretty funny and usefulYou bunch of CockSauce's and Chite's
Bullshit Brock - he is pretty skinny. I see him every so often at Brown Bag getting lunch.
well he didn't look that big to me. Burket has bigger arms than that kid.
In that article about the ps3's tilt sensitive controller, there was a link to view FFXIII demo. However, FFXII hasn't even come out yet. WTF?
I would personally like to see a photoshop NCAA 07 cover featuring a picture of Phil from the intramural days.
That's a great idea, Dave.
Marc and Brent, I am flying this guy in to kick your asses at Karaoke:http://www.break.com/index/shanekaraoke.htmlHe will be greeting his adoring fans with "Open Arms."
Today's medical adviceAlcohol withdraw....don't let it happen to you.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/playe...playerId=1646096-4 224 lbs. he could add some size
So this jackass at work tried to tell me that Barry Bonds will catch Aaron this season and that Ted Williams had no power. What the fuck?
Joe ... just write that coworker off as a first class dumb ass and make a YTMND page of him using a gay song from a musical. It'll make you feel better.
But Dr. Chris ... what can you prescribe for an outbreak of blue balls and the unfortunate condition of small asian penis? :(
I was umping last night and Mark Hebert from one of the news channels was there as a father of a player. He is a douchebag like Bob Domine. I wanna through him out of a game.
I like the dude in For Better or for Worse so desperate for sex he doesn't care she looks like shit and is half asleep. Play on playa:http://www.fborfw.com/strip_fix/arc...ives/001802.php
You can bid on the Forman's couch from that 70's show. It has had Laura Prepon's, Mila Kunis's, and Jessica Simpson's ass on it. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...item=4877179584I noticted the basement couch, the basement table and hyde's chair aren't up for auction. i'll bet the actors or creators took those with them.
Jack Bauer in 24: THE MOVIEhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertai...ent/4975762.stmAnd I thought Lord of the Rings was a long movie to sit through.The most episodes of 24 that i've watched consecutively is 6. What theater will show a 24-hour movie?However, I will watch anything with Jack Bauer.
More on GTA4http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/706/706217p1.html"Rockstar plans to use Xbox Live Marketplace to enable gamers to download episodic content in the future, though no further specifics were given."Awesome. Simple awesome. One thing that SUCKED about GTA in the past is while it was incredibly wide open to do your own stuff, you eventually ran out of side missions. They were all pretty simple to code (I'd assume) so hopefully this means they'll release 3 or 4 more a week. That would kick ass. In fact, I'd pay $5 for an extra 10 missions a week, no questions asked.
Xota, it was rumored that Square was going to redo FFVII on PS3. Square made a movie clip of what FFVII would look like on PS3 and the graphics were insane.
article on the Indiana Jones game:http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/706/706950p1.htmlThis euphoria engine sounds pretty badass:Say you punch an enemy and he falls. Not only will he fall differently ever time, but he'll also stand up differently as well. Enemies will use tables, cars or anything else available to stand up. And again, it's not a canned animation. Enemies simply know that it's the easiest way they'll get back up. As such, you'll toss villainous thugs through all manners of stuff and they'll try to recover from your attacks with whatever is available.Now, apply this artificial thought process to all computer-controlled characters. What you wind up with is highly dynamic gameplay that's never the same. Even the most mundane action becomes spontaneous since characters have to deal with an array of physical and environmental factors. Here's another example: say Indy grabs an enemy by the shirt and begins pushing him. The enemy won't use a series of leg animations to make it look like he's struggling against Indy. The leg animations you'll see represent a genuine attempt by said thug to keep his balance. And yes, Lucasarts demoed this live during its presentation.
Adrian, are you sure is wasn't a clip from the movie FFVII: Advent Children? I picked that up this weekend. You would like. Everyone else would probably find it boring. There are some kick ass fight scenes in it though.
u gotta love when celebs are into donkey punches:http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=904
That Indiana Jones game sounds awsome.
Happy birthday to Kenan Thompson, 28, Krist Novoselic, 41, and Young M-C, 39
here's shakira shaking her oh-so-nice ass, kinda safe for work i guesshttp://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1688727/
family guy season 3 for $15:http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...6-5799350?n=130
Sportscaster Pat Summerall is 76. Rock singer Bono (U2) is 46. 1965 Rony Seikaly NBA center (Orlando Magic, Golden State Warriors) 1969 Pete Schourek Austin TX, pitcher (Cincinnati Reds) 1955 Chris Berman sportscaster (ESPN) 1955 Homer Simpson animation (Simpsons) 1957 Sid Vicious [John Beverly], London England, punk rocker (Sex Pistols) 1899 Fred Astaire Omaha NE, tap dancer/actor (Easter Parade, Swingtime)
What is the other guy from nirvana doing now, bassist for ashlee simpson?
the bass player from Nirvana is in politics I think
See! This is what happens when you drink too much!http://www.medstudents.com.br/image...ro/imagegt6.htm
So warm today.....
warm yesterday
sports guy fantasy league for females:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060510
i, for one, am intrigued by this US Weekly Fantasy league. I know they have one already regarding fashion:http://www.fantasyfashionleague.com/
halo 3 trailer:http://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/vie...=2&shotId=0
time names from the Over the Line contest:http://www.prehensile.com/tales/otl/otl.htmi liked "I Ate Out A Pregnant Woman and a Tiny Hand Grabbed My Tongue"
time names? err, team names. k thnx.
chicken launcher:http://www.break.com/index/chickxpress.htmli have no idea wtf that is but apparently it was shown at the Delaware Breeder, Hatchery & Grow-Out Conference on September 13, 2000:http://www.rec.udel.edu/Update00/Issue1800.htm
Brian in Banana Suit action figure:http://www.mezcotoyz.com/products.a...p?pline=fam-006
si is killing me . jenn sterger had another mailbag this week and again no pics. no one really cares what she has to say.
I just realized that GTA4 won't come out until October of 2007. Fuck, I'll have a flying car by then.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/ice-breaker.htmldamn this game is addicting
Damn these pretzels are making me thirsty
so we just had a motivational speaker come to our company, some dude who is buddies with zig ziglar and tom hopkins, really good speaker and he said some good stuff, however the whole thing was pretty much a selling tool to get people to buy tickets to the big seminar he's doing in june at the convention center with those guys. pretty much told us it was one of those things we have to go to, we don't have a choice, it's not a cost it's an investment, yada yada yada
half of elite soccer players are born in January, February or March:http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/07/m...&ei=5087%0A
you know what else they have in common, they love the sausage, and I'm not talking on their pizza
Hey, Didn't know if anyone knew or not, but a new species of whale was discovered recently. Weirdly enough, this thing brings new questions to evolution, as this whale still inhabits land. Not only that, it sings awful songs and marries white trash.http://www.wwtdd.com/images/bs240.shtmlWhat a fuckin' lard-ass.
fexex plains landing in Memphis: http://www.airlinepilotcentral.com/...20060508233.htmI found this very, very cool for very, very nerdy reasons
Also, I know this is late, but I'm never one for being there on time, but the Knight Rider movie was already made:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102227/And so was another:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110273/And they both really sucked ass, nothing has sucked that much since I Heart Huckabees. So I can't say I'm looking forward to Glen Larson's next production.
does anyone recognize this name?http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/60510011
I saw that article too and recognized it, but I don't know from where or why
Joanna said he went to St. Martha with her. I think he might be from trinity class of '98. not sure.
he's a trinity fag, hahaha
did he run cross country with us?
I don't know
Good security inside felt
You gotta be fucking kidding me...some ass clown louisville fan that i work with is already running his cocksucker about louisville going undefeated. Jesus fucking Christ...
there is just about as much info regarding a fuckin' Ruby Tuesday's opening in Bullitt County as there is about some dude nearly getting beaten to death on 4th street. A link for those curious about when construction will begin and when it is expected to be completed.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/60510034
i went to fazoli's for lunch today, and there's this guy who's 'not all there' that works there, and all he does is go around, pass out bread, and talk about UK and sports in general. I'm a die hard UK fan, but this guy is obsessed, and starts talking to our table non stop, even i wanted to punch this guy in the face. and no way in hell UL goes undefeated, just for the record
I love the crazy breadsticks people at Fazoli's. In fact, I can't even see a breadstick without doing my crappy imitation of the breadstick lady that used to work there: "YOU WAN BREADSTICK?" And then she'd leave you with 20 fucking breadsticks even though you just said "sure" so she didn't feal bad.
So I'm sitting at my cube today, and my buddy sends me the article about flies laying eggs in clothing in africa and them hatching inside your body. It turns out that the email is fake, but there are such creatures that lay eggs on mosquitoes legs, and the eggs fall into the bite wound created by the mosquito (they're called bot flies). Now, the point of this story was that along with the email was a fake picture, but a real movie of a woman having bot fly larvae removed from her breasts. I haven't seen it, but the fake picture is of a breast with all these holes and larvae crawling out. Even though I now know it was photoshopped, it was one of the most disturbing images I have seen since burket-mail. I just realized that this is one of the most retarded posts ever, but, whatever, there you go.
this site sucks today
Phil that was spot on
thanks, I've been practicing in front of a mirror for quite some time now.
my friend jerry still has a scar from a bot fly from when he was in Belize
The Green Olive story has been a TREEmendous hit here at work. People that don't even know the story are saying that "______ LOVES green olives."
Hey, you guys might not be interested, but a friend of mine is in a band (i've posted this before) and they are playing in Louisville tomorrow at the Rdyard Kipling if you guys want to catch them. They have a Radiohead sound to them. http://www.halostereo.com/
Does that fact Phil used the underscore in his quote above mean that we will soon see the stat in which certain people use a certain term to refer to anything and everything?
that was to imply fill in the blank. if you guys have anything you want me to pull some stats up, let me know. For example, most popular words to start a post (for jerome curious about the use of "so" to start posting):Word CountI 2158The 460so 356i'm 292This 269You 243Hey 239if 233What 221phil, 199That 199And 188Oh 139it 138my 131For 130Is 125Just 123We 120Wes, 113Yeah, 110Good 110a 109marc, 109
The fact that these details are known frightens me a little. Next you'll know how many time we scratch our nuts while reading the site.
i just did, add that to the stats
I just went to fazoli's (in frankfort) with my dad. And there was a crazy foreign breadstick lady. Good call, Phil.
I, I, I, I, don't know guys, I think www.shelovesgreenolives.com is available. A great sister site to www.greenknuckles.com and www.shelovesgreenknuckles.com.Actually, epiphany here, but why not take the Green Knuckles out drinking with us, along with a nice digital camera and see how many shots with the ladies we can get? I swear to God, those women would let you put those hands wherever you wanted for a great moneyshot for the web site.You could also have "This weeks GREEN GAL" featuring a voted on winner from the previous week's photos.Hopefully this could all be parlayed into getting Big Jay laid, which could be documented at www.greengonads.com, cause let's be honest Jay, you bareback an escort and that is what color your jibblies are going to be.
Joe...any women around you that can put the TRAMP in trampoline for BUSM? Just got finished watching Lebowski again, and man Jackie Treehorn knows how to party.The above is just a thought for the after-party...I know the kids will be out until 11 or midnight, but you know, that is when the fun begins, and lest we not forget that the fun ends for Joe somewhere around 2:30AM with your pants around your ankles and a disappointed blonde running crying from the house. So we have a short window of time to make something happen here people.
mentally I shut down around 10-11, so anything is possible in that time span.
the pro athlete lifestylehttp://www.sportspickle.com/feature...10-leinart.html
everybody needs a Barneyhttp://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/
Wow, the site is dead today. Joe, jerome posted that barney's blog in the last post a couple of days ago. Way to repost, ass.
so the rocker guy who didn't actually suck was kicked off American Idol last night, look for him in Fuel or Creed next:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12729017/I haven't watched it all season, but if this dude with gray hair has a shot at winning Idol when he's like 29 or something, then I might have to watch.
Happy birthday to Shohreh Aghdashloo, 54. Some of you might know her from 24. She also plays Dr. Kavita Rao in X-Men III:The last stand. I know her as an Iranian MILF.
Jay I'm saying your full of shit. I actually saw that rocker on American Idol and he was way better then anybody else. It probably hurt him that he was married with a kid.
just another reason why married people are gay....
What am I full of shit about?
My bad, you posted it a couple of days ago. I am an idiot. Still, you reposted your own link. Ass.
it was a different barney's blog
HA
you've just been kicked in the nuts:http://gorillamask.net/kickedinthenuts.shtml
by the way, what did happen on how i met your mom this week?
Ted turned down his soul mate for another attempt at Robin
who's his soul mate?
chick dating service came up with
hot chicks don't use dating services, much less soul mates
I'll admit. I'm a fag,and watched American Idol this year. I don't like to watch the tryouts or worst singer shows though (even though they tend to be highest rated.) Chris Dougherty is a great singer, so much so that many of the artists and producers that teamed up with the contestants previously will jump at the chance to work with him. I'll bet he'll have a semi-sucessful album out, shortly after he has to do an American Idol tour.
Does American Idol own him for the next couple years or is he a free man to record?
he's free, if he had won he'd have been owned
So are people motivated workers or is the site just dead?
i'm for sure not motivated, i've got a 2nd interview with HSBC on Monday, and I'm supposed to schedule an interview with Chase actually this week
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Trailer:http://streamingmovies.ign.com/revo..._wmvlowwide.wmvif that doesn't work directly, just go here:http://media.revolution.ign.com/med...545/vids_1.html
I found out today that because I have a master's, I am elligible for a chemist II position. Rock on!
Jay you da man
hmmm, i could have sworn Super Smash Bros would have gotten some people talking.
I looked it up, and there wasn't a whole lot of info about it. Apparently some of the new characters are Snake from metal gear solid, Pitt from kid icarus (that's pretty cool), Samus Zero (from metroid zero mission) and Wario (i know who wes will always be now). They have also confirmed that Mario, Link, and Pikachu will be returning.
I'm Pikachu!!
Anybody see on ESPN.com the article about the fucking fag who is suing them for not giving him a promotional bag? It was a mother's day promotion (bags to women over 18),and he's bitching because they didn't give him one. What is he, some sort of money grubbing, psychologist tranny?http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2440983
Is yoshi gong to make a comeback as well?
"a mountain of bags stacked so high a show dog couldn't have jumped over them"FAG!
two dogs immitate spring break:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj0bGWnXzU4
Phil - seriously, dude - WTF?
I think if you make it to the top 12 in American Idol then they own you for a while. Top 12 has to do the tour. and I think they have a no-sign contract for the contestants to other (non-American Idol) labels. (Similar to how wrestlers signed no-sign contracts, if they left one organization they had to wait a agreed upon amount of time to join a competing organization.) Clay Aiken was promoted under their label as same time as Ruben Studdard because they thought he would be successful. Other runnersup have released albums but they tend to come out a year later than the winners.
Did any else notice that Bellarmine's webmaster (I think that's what he was) was arrested for shooting both his soon to be ex-wife and her boyfriend? He's going to stand trial for murder for the boyfriend and attempted murder for his wife.
Bellarmine had a webmaster?
what's the name of the 'webmaster'?
That's what I thought. The website has always sucked, but I remembered his name from when I developed a website for the history and political science departments.
edward stoess
i actually recognize the name.
hey joe, remember who julie dunn is?
I'm not sure if I do or not
look wes, you're soul matehttp://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...spot/index.html
the manual / u of l cheerleader....the hotel bathroom story......u know what i'm talking aboutanyway, saw her at the gym today at lunch, we walked by each other, and i definitely got the awkward glance. I love the awkward glance, it was fucking hilarious.
marshall reese story
yup, that one, that's a great story
awkwardness is classic
i love awkwardness
i submitted the insight cable modem fuck up to fark and they took it. hooray for me!
how does the sci get reached searching "mexican milfs with big asses "
from fark, right click on the image and choose save as. Laugh at image name. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.1.html
this is an interesting caption too:http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu...content.10.html
do you think the special olympics is like the nfl combine for fazzolis?
ouch joe, ouch
I took that from a coworker. I brought the fazollis conversation into the office.
Sheldon Williams has always looked like he has a mild case of down syndrome to me.
Joe, the Mexican Milf's with big asses has to be me. I mean, come on.
Since that new girl started, we have been trying to explain to people at work what emo is. Here is the wikipedia entry for it.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_%28music%29
LRS is becoming very EMo
just show them the emo song!http://v033u39lvs.maximumasp.com/emo.htm(stolen from ytmnd.com solely for this!)
ok, at 6:54am my beautiful dig at Insight Communication will be in the tech section of fark for all to behold! I'll be famous!
Iob still holds the record for being the only guy who's ever tried to set someone on fire during a hockey gamehttp://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/...tory?id=2441016
watch CNN at work:http://70.183.191.95/1/1/1/reflector:47534
Douglas/Joe, whats the story on that Julie Dunn chic. Here's a pic of her, I found, her body's banginhttp://community.webshots.com/photo...064086087PdrgbD
trust me, it's a good story, however i probably shouldn't share over the internet, ask next time you see us
and yes, her body is quite nice, very petite
Is it me? or do those CU 'n L t-shirts the cheerleaders are wearing truly need a Texas on Tennessee ripoff. CU 'n T. I mean i'd buy a girl a shirt like that.
that is genius
Marc, I think its time you got back into the marketing gig.
Douglas, indeed it is a great story, but the story could have a way better ending. Not that it wasn't good in the first place.
Looks like Barboro's chances at winning the preakness have increased...Lawyer Ron is out.
A Polar/Grizzly bear hybrid....not just in your dreams anymore.http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/ameri...d.ap/index.html
click on rowands remarkable catchhttp://losangeles.angels.mlb.com/NA...sp&c_id=mlbhe breaks his nose on this.
granted, the ending could have been better, but for that ending to occur, the stars would've had to align correctly and they would've needed more alcohol, and we were out. besides, i was still extremely happy with my ending
if you know what i mean
everyone loves a happy ending
That article about the grizzly-polar bear is strange, and here's why:1. We've never seen a wild grizzly-polar bear - and we SHOT it!2. Polar bears are not considered endangered in Canada whereas Grizzlies are. There are 25,000 grizzlies in Canada, plus 31,700 in Alaska and 1,200 in the U.S., but there are only 24,000 polar bears in the northern hemisphere. So can someone explain to me the logic of endangered, since there are twice as many grizzlies.
joe, i'll be at your office on monday and tuesday morning
ahhh damn. where at here?
i'm interviewing with erma warner, i've got to take some test monday and i'm interviewing tues.
"Interviewing with Erma?" Bam chicka wah wah.
wtf is up with this gay weather? I think I'm getting a fucking cold.where is this global warming I was promised?
Happy birthday to Emilio Estevez, 44, Stephen Baldwin, 40, Kim Fields, 37,Jason Biggs, 28, and George Carlin, 69
erma sounds pretty old
Hey, it worked for van wilder.
We should have a bring on the global warming day. Everyone purchase 3 bottles of aerosol propelled products and release them into the atmosphere. But make sure we make a chain email and send it to the entire freakin' world, and our reasoning is because we are tired of weather in the 50's. Personally, I am comfortable with the weather outside (suggested by my short sleave shirt), however, I don't think I'd be comfortable wearing shorts and flip flops outside. Since we all know how much the Goodloe Brothers like wearing flip flops I'll throw down on some aerosol cans.
Or we can use the approach because we enjoy having ozone action days.
"Ozone Action Day" would be a decent band name.
video from Super Mario Galaxy from the nintendo revolution:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Qw...0mario%20galaxy
here's another video, the one is simply the line of people at E3 waiting to see the new nintendo. Apparently the wait was 6 hours:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGlvLQzvJNAI have a feeling it will be popular when it comes out. I don't know how I feel about their controller though. Seems pretty hookey to me.
Yeah that remote style Wii controller is pretty crazy looking to me. However, it is far more advanced than either the Xbox 360 or PS3 controller, be being able to pinpoint pixels on the screen. Would really be pretty awesome for first person shooter type games or even sniping games.
Halo 3 does look pretty good for xbox 360.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pzX...search=halo%203
This has got to be one of the best videos on the net right now. This dog is SO natty sci.http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/doggy-style.html
Irma M WarnerRetail Financial ServicesConsumer BankingAdministration & SupportStaffing Cons Banking (ohio)all i got for now.
Here is a video for the Nintendo Wii controller. Pretty revolutionary in gaming controllers.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=327f...amp;t=t&f=b
Had the bitch puked, that would have been a pleasant surprise.
wes, i hope those work better than the power glove
yeah the power glove was horrible.....however you are comparing 80's technology to today......that is like comparing an 80's bag phone to today cell phones.....no comparison.
Here is a pretty good article about Tayshaun Prince. Also, it has a pic of the beginning of what turns out to be a nasty block on King James.http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/...D=2006605080366
screw using the pixel pinpointing crap for first person shooters, I want Duck Hunt 2!http://revolution.ign.com/articles/...6/706955p1.htmland I guess I'm required to do this: Marc, I posted the two dogs humping video yesterday (before two dogs humping sold out)
This guy might just be the best magician ever.http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/f...y-magician.htmlJust living the dream.
Big plans today?
and happy 31st birthday to Lawrence Phillips running back (St Louis Rams). Running over kids in your car because of a pickup game of football never willl get old.
What the hell is going on. Somebody say something. OAR is gay.
oh fuck ... fuckity fuck fuck fuck
My buddie and I have been having a 2 hour email conversation about the new girl and about how slick I am for getting her to join us for lunch.
i've been in training all day, sorry guys, i'll try to make up for it
hey douglas, got any pointers on picking up the ladies?
Box out
Beer League With Artie Lange movie clip (not safe for work)This movie looks freaking great...a bunch of drunks, playing softball, and hitting strip clubs....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z6Bc1CKoLE
boxing them out works well, as do roofies, of course clubbing them and dragging them back to your place is usually effective as well
or beating your gf Joe.
Douglas did you get a new job? What are you in training for?
you lost me there. But I saw a movie on TV last night where fred savage was beating the shit out of candace cameron
no, it's training for my current job, i'm going to the lending division in our company. definitely still looking though, i've got that thing with chase on mon. and tues., and a second interview with HSBC on monday as well, plus i need to call ADP back and schedule a second interview, except they're not hiring until july, but they're very interested in hiring me, so i've got options
Lawrence Phillips is the ex-Nebraska running back who missed the entire season and then came back for their bowl game and was deemed eligible for the bowl game by the school. He went to jail for assaullting his gf.The numbers are still there in the Nebraska record book, impervious to felony. They remind the world that on Jan. 2, 1996, Lawrence Phillips rushed for 165 yards and two touchdowns as the Cornhuskers crushed Florida 62-24 in the Fiesta Bowl to repeat as national champions. That Phillips was even playing had created a firestorm. Earlier in the season, he was put on probation for assaulting his girlfriend. To wit: dragging her downstairs by her hair, bashing her head against a mailbox. After a suspension — he had rushed for 359 yards and seven touchdowns in the first two games of the season — Huskers coach Tom Osborne reinstated Phillips in late October, and there he was in the backfield that January night in Tempe. Osborne defending his actions by saying anybody deserved another chance. "Some people feel like we didn't do anything to him," Osborne said at the time in an Associated Press story. "But I imagine by suspending him, I took several million dollars away from Lawrence Phillips. He's paid a price." http://www.usatoday.com/sports/colu...-lopresti_x.htm
Of course Phillips paid the price, but Osborne wasn't going to pay any price, because he had his stud running back back after a 7 game suspension when he should have been in jail.So I guess he wasn't in Jail for the entire year (maybe not at all), but he still did that shit.
I follow you now. I thought or beating your gf was in reference to barry's question on picking up chicks.
So you are telling me the story line wasn'e believeable for that TV show, because let's be honest...Fred Salvage would get his ass kicked by anyone.
It wasd classic
Here you go Joe...here is your classic movie.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117191/
OMG....OJ Simpson may have just passed Natty Sci for being a bigger ass than us collectively. With that being said...it is still funny what he did, but not so funny was what he did related to. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12754888/?GT1=8199
Holy crap, wes. I am going to hell for even thinking of laughing at that. It was pretty funny, though. For a double homicide joke.
Goofing around on imdb, I found that stacy fergeson (aka Fergie from the black eyed peas) was in an episode of Married with children.
Dude stacy feguson was on Kids Incorporated, with Jennifer Love Hewitt at the same time. I can't believe you didn't know that. All us pedophiles know us. geez.
Can anyone find a decent clip of Tayshaun Prince stuffing LeBron James?
Dude, I knew she was on kid's incorporated. That's how I found her imdb profile.
where the fuck is my debit card?!?!
and why do i smell like tiqualla (and yes, I do recognize the fact that my previous quation does imply the debit card quation)
Phil, quick .NET 2.0 question....When using master pages as a template, say default.aspx uses the master page for the wrapper, how do you include different javascript files in default.aspx head tag while using a master page? I guess i could load the javascript file in the placeholder section of default.aspx but i am pretty sure it will not be in the head section.
Chris, Dr. Kemme is retiring... so you better hurry up and impale him on the Knight's sword.
Jay, last night you were close my friend, very close.
adrian, try Me.ClientScript.RegisterClientScriptInclude from the page_load event of default.aspx. That's probably the best way to do it.
Abby is out of town this week for training...in Cinci actually...so if you guys want to do anthing let me know.
Texas Running back and 5 pounds or Mary-Jane....Classy!http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news;...p&type=lgns
Not as close as you, Brent.
Unfortunately Jay, like your taste in music, your logic is flawed. If I wanted it, it was there for the taking, but it wasn't about me. So when I explained the situation and what needed to be done, there was a pause--a pause, that's all Im saying.
Phil, you're alive way to go. Your card is at molly's or Osheas back bar apparently. That is what you were saying all night. Also, I like the classic lines you were saying all night, making an ass of yourself. I can repeat them if you want.
I don't remember much after 9pm. I found my debit card. It was...at home. I bought something online saturday before I went out and must have left it next to my computer.I currently have a $140 bar tab open at Molly's that says "Phil's tab. Not Mark's." AND for the record I was up at 8am the next day driving to seymore to pick up my little sister. That was the longest fucking night - ever. I think like the most random collection of people ever were buying me drinks. I remember the server from bearnos buying me teqiulla shots. I hope he dies in a fire.
Apparently, in Texas the program doesn't give you money...they give you drugs that you can choose to sell or use yourself. Just another life example of supply and demand if you ask me. Brilliant.Just living the dream.
Yep, it was violent Phil out on Saturday.
Joe - you should share so we all can laugh.Phil - I know this might be a crazy idea, but perhaps you should lay off the booze for a while....or maybe try the whole moderation approach. All I know is Adrian told me you were beyond thunderdome...I mean gone....just a suggestion. Oh and for the record....since Jay and I brought back "stupid licks" I believe it is time we start enforcing them, therefore, Philco gets 2 "stupid licks" for buying Olivia a drink, unless you nailed her again...which then nullifies the ruling.Just living the dream.
And buy nail her..I mean sex...because I am sure if you had a trusty hammer and nail...then well you would have nailed her.
speaking of olivia, i heard phil the stalker was out sat. night as well
Douglas, where did you say Shannon saw him out?
And how was your test?
Silly Vatican....like you have never acted ignorant.http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...reut/index.htmlFor example...recently (last 15 years) just recognizing that the holocaust really happened...or maybe they were just too busy still aiding Nazis to escape war crimes. I dunno...something just says dumbass right there.http://www.ccg.org/_domain/holocaus...ican_Hiding.htm
i can't find my fucking keys. I've been looking for 30 minutes.as to the other situation, once I got to o'shea's I was fucking hammered. I remember Olivia coming into the back bar and not saying hi to me, which really pissed me off. So I guess I decided I was going to take it upon myself to be nice to her because I don't like people not liking me. She said something that pissed me off - what that was I have no idea - so I apparently decided that I was going to make her fall in love with me to get back at her. I guess I went with the I'm dating a fabulous girl but I still like you better approach to make her jealous. That's what I'm told at least.I think my big problem is that saturday was the first night in over a month I've had more than 3 drinks. Plus I didn't eat dinner. Oh, and I was drinking since 4pm with my cousins. Jagerbombs away! Adrian was out?
I thought the "and how was your test" thing was directed at me and I thought "am I supposed to be taking a test?" I think I told someone that I was going to go to law school saturday night too. The reason? Olivia couldn't get in. I was an angry little guy.
Phil, wow, somewhere in your drunken rambling Saturday I actually made out those exact words. You actually knew what you were doing. I'm impressed.
Douglas had a test.
Yeah i was out phil, but we ditched you...I mean you took off somewhere
Who all was out Saturday?
that might have been about the dumbest thing I've done in a long time. I think I have a problem with rejection. And booze.oh, and a special shout out to lynnie and cheryl for getting me back to my office so I could sleep on my floor. I'm really impressed that I realized I needed to sleep some place close to my car.places I've looked for my keys:jeans, flannel pants I slept in, couch, kitchen, under couch, under bed, in laundry hamper, in refridgerator, next to my desk and in my bed sheets. wtf?
Bmac and I offered to give you a ride but you insisted on walking to your office
when I know I make an ass of myself, I tend to want to walk places. that's my thing.
holy shit, found my keys. they were in my cabinet next to the soup.
Adrian, Marc, and I were out saturday. And Wes, phil would have gotten beat that night by me except that adrian stopped me. And Brent, she really didn't seem interested in "taking care of business," and instead talking about her ex-husbands and Papa John.
test went well, i passed, coming in tomorrow morning for the interview. and babymama saw phil at molly's, apparently rambling incoherently, something about tequila shots and jagerbombs and drinking all day long. i really wish i could've seen the olivia interaction, that definitely sounds like a legend-DARY encounter
Not only did he buy her a drink at Flanagan's, he danced with her.
In the Red Room.
well that's just uncalled for, u don't dance at flanagan's or o'shea's! actually just kidding, i do it all the time when i'm hammered, that's just the response i always get from any sober person in natty sci
Happy birthday to David Krumholtz, 28 and Jamie-Lynn Sigler, 25
Man oh man. Why wasn't I out that night. And Philco, I think if you had 3 drinks you would have been okay...3 to the power of 3......not so much.
wait, wait? I was at flanagan's with olivia? This I was not aware of. I'm a persistent little fucker, aren't I?So at what time did you guys see me? Anyone have a time frame and a list of people I owe apologizes too?
Big Jay rolled up on some girl on the dance floor in the Red Room. Phil, I don't think you owe anyone an apology. We were pro active and ditched your ass before you needed to give out apologies.
Yes that is what Olivia told me. Where were all of you all at? Big Jay, Scroggin's gf was looking for you.
Oh the greatest line said was of course by Xota outside of Flanagans to Phil... Now that was funny.
someone should have just knocked me out and left me for dead.
what was the greatest line?
http://www.break.com/index/hockeypunch.htmlgreat fight
Anybody here listen to Kaiser Chiefs? They sound a lot like Franz Ferdinand, only a lot better, and not so queer.
Plus, their song, "Modern Way" has an awesome cowbell.You want more cowbell. They got it.http://www.walken2008.com/
Kaiser Chiefs are ok. I like Wolf Parade better though.
Yah, I tried to downloa......umm....I mean buy them; but I couldn't get them.
i forgot to pay a bill and I keep getting contacted by the bill collector people. but they leave a voice mail telling me to call them but it just says "424 to access your message." This is not any help.
i made a new post to show off my artistic skillz.http://www.nattysci.com/displayPost...x?Post=88#18525
It's always nice to see ashley. We went to wicks and then spent most of the night at flanagans. The funny line that adrian mentioned was when we ran into Phil on the street, and I told him to wait in Flanagan's for us. What makes this funny is that at that point we had no intentions of going back to Flanny's. In the search for poon, though, we did. And I have to say that I am glad we did.
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