i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
The last post sold out, so I created a new one that is a lot cooler. This one is like the Art Brut of posts.
Posted by Phil on April 17th, around lunchtime | 512 comments
New post
joe, thanks for the heads up on the stats page. i got an engineer looking at it.
stats server is back up
Phil, I don't know if you meant to do this, but the last post has a palindrome for # of comments.
More details about the stagger. Apparently a girl I work with was trying to get her falling down drunk husband in the can, and he called her a bitch. That's just funny.
man, two of the top 20 searches that have reached the sci this month are "rondo sparks girlfriend" and "rondo sparks girlfriend pregnant"also, "roger clemens bengay" is a popular one.beastialty video has fallen to #15
i think it's hilarious people are searching that
"howw tall is ryan seacrest" is one to question
and the "jenna jameson whack a mole"
we are the #14 result on google for rondo sparks girlfriend. #11 if you add the word pregnant.
this is horseshithttp://www.news.com.au/story/0,1011...84-1248,00.html
Joe, you forgot Sean Bean's birthday.
that is horseshit joe. if you're going to cover up don't bother going to the game, no one cares about fully clothed cheerleaders.
No more free stattracker.My life is completely empty now...
Wes, you're the job man right?Got anything on Lilly in Indy? My cousin needs a hookup: science major, fresh out of college, female; so nothing too mind intensive.
Wow not much goin' on around here today.
As usual, I think the green baron killed all conversation.
Since I haven't seen any ads for it, I'm guessing how I met your mother is a rerun tonight.
tonight episode is Marshgammon.next new episode is Mary the Paralegal next week.
Why do tv shows do this. Why can't they show a string of new episodes, instead of one new episode and 5 reruns? I...I don't know guys. I think that's bullshit!
I just calculated that 13.05% of my posts contain a link. How bored am I?
Just to let everyone know... Marc beat Jay in RISK Saturday night. How bored were we?
I sent B-mac a video and this is his response:"thats pretty sick - I've done some sick things - but thats really sick - i'd do it for $1,000,000"I think we can imitate his quotes better then he can
Are we having a derby/Risk party again this year?
u guys are no longer my friends if you sit at home and play risk instead of going to the derby, or at least having a real derby party
seriously
Last year was a pretty good party
So any takers on actually going to the Derby?
no, dammit no!http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft...tory?id=2411388
Isaac - Eli Lilly is really hard to get into for a new comer, though not impossible. I say it is more difficult because seasoned pros get the call up from the minor leagues about every 5 years or so from smaller companies. I can probably get your cousin in at Schwarz Pharma MFG in Seymour, IN (1/2 way between Indy and Louisville) and after 3-5 years if she wanted to move onto the big league (Lilly, Pfizer, etc.) she would be able to do so rather easily I think. The other thing with Schwarz is they have their own product pipeline under development and they have great benefits. Low cost healthcare, great company match for 401k and good profit sharing, salaries are obviously less than Lilly, but my bonuses were really good while I was there and the atmosphere is second to none. Really easy going people up there, and there are some people from Fucktardia that you can laugh at.In fact while I was there, I only contributed 5% each year of my salary to 401K, but it equated to about 15% each year with company match and profit sharing (100% vested in 5 years, 20% each year) with company match and profit sharing. It would be a quality control type job, either analytical development or drug products group, either way you get highly valued hands on experience.
Isaac - what is she looking to do? Do you know what job experience she has?
Boston ends game with walk-off homer!http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5510068
Wes,She has had some lab experience, but doing what I am not sure. In terms of actual job experience, not much.
if she's looking to suck dick, i got a non-paying internship available.oh yeah, i totally went there.
alright, I'm gonna' set u up phil. So are there any benefits?
I'll ask Phil. She's all yours.Anyway, why don't you try to set up some kind of stat that measures longest delay after post. I so want to lead a category, and if that category is conversation killer, that would rule.
Bellarmine's ambitious goals.http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=4778821
did everyone else get mail asking for money?
Isaac - find out how much experience and what field,i.e. internship, pharmaceutical, color matching, etc..
Yeah - abby ripped it up. I was gonna be an ass and write a check for $0.01 which is gonna cost them more to process the check and cash it than what is worth.Nah - I was gonna send them in some money but Abby ripped it up.
hmmm, figuring out who is the longest stat killer might be possible. I think I know how to do it, I just don't know how fast it would run...
Clerks II official movie trailer..if you haven't seen it yet.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLvhJ0m5ask
This is pretty funny. A day in the life of Boner-Boy!http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/boner-boy.html
sure enough, just testing out my little routine gave me a high cpu usage warning from our system. i'll work on it here in a bit.bastards
Nothing but class:http://badjocks.com/archive/2006/lo...team-hazing.htm
So the question is, did Bellarmine sell out?
Or did it sell out when it allowed women into the college?
bellarmine sold out when it went from college to university.i was going to bellarmine before it sold out.
Bellarmine sold-out when it accepted you guys....BAM!
Read the new programs they want to establish.2006-2010School of Communications, Media and CultureGraduate SchoolGraduate School of Management2011-2015School of PharmacySchool of Visual and Performing ArtsSchool of Hotel, Food and Beverage Industry Management (Brown-Forman hello)2016-2020School of LawSchool of ArchitectureSchool of Veterinary Medicine
Bellarmine is trying to become the Xavier University of Louisville. Good, b/c then someone might know where the hell it is when I say I went there.
You know, there's a good reason I never went to Bellarmine.....I never applied.
Bellarmine is trying to become the elite private university of the south. Atleast that is what McGowen claims.
Nice rhetoric, but Bellarmine has light years to go before it becomes anything close to "elite."
I agree. "The vision of Bellarmine as the Premier Independent Catholic University in the South will benefit Bellarmine University, its students and alumni, of course. It will provide more opportunities for excellent teaching and learning in the liberal arts tradition, and for a rich, thoughtful student life.It will also help the region address its desperate need for 25,000 more college graduates a year to serve as the necessary, well-educated and ethically-aware talent pool for the knowledge-based industries that create economic development opportunity for the future.Existing corporations in Louisville and the region will benefit immediately and increasingly as this vision is realized—and so will their employees, and their employees’ families. The economic impact of private universities is significant. Nationwide, they employ three-quarters of a million people and had estimated revenues in 2001 of $120 billion with a cumulative economic impact of nearly $300 billion.Notre Dame’s economic impact on the South Bend area is $833 million. Duke’s impact on its service area is $2.6 billion. Vanderbilt’s impact for Nashville and middle Tennessee is $3.4 billion. And Emory’s impact on Atlanta is also estimated at $3.4 billion. In fact, for every dollar Emory spends, $1.24 is generated in Atlanta’s economy.This is what a premier independent university could mean to our local and regional economy. It would also mean the production of more graduate and professional degrees to spur further economic development, sustain vital communities and provide professional services.Bellarmine’s ascendancy will also benefit the public university sector, creating a more competitive, productive and stimulating higher education environment throughout the region. Private universities need public universities to grow and succeed because we want to send our undergraduates to competitive graduate schools, and because we need to hire faculty from their graduate ranks.Public universities need private universities to grow and succeed because private universities, who depend on private money in order to operate, must be responsive, innovative, experimental, resilient and open to change—and thus can move to markets and to matters of high academic quality with greater facility, ease and speed. This serves to create a truly competitive environment that stimulates greater productivity among the public sector universities."
Brock the above post and this one is taking excerpts from bellarmine's website."In the South sets out a competitive geography that is regional and national and feasible. Notre Dame dominates the Midwest; Georgetown, Boston College and Fordham dominate the East; the University of San Francisco dominates the West—but the South is an open field for Bellarmine University".
"the South is an open field for Bellarmine University"Well, I guess if you don't count Vanderbilt, Duke, and Emory... the 3 schools just cited before that comment was made.Hey, I'm all about Bellarmine succeeding and growing (God knows they need it badly), but I think promoting it as the "elite private university in the South" is putting the cart in front of the horse (insert other cliche here).In all honesty, the move to NCAA Division I will have the biggest impact. Most will deny the impact of athletics on an entire university, but if Bellarmine is playing against Louisville and Kentucky, its going to get its name out much better than having a top flight School of Hotel, Food and Beverage Industry Management.Trinity High School is a good example of moving up in the world. St. X was leaps and bounds higher in profile when we went there. Trinity had shoddy facilities, so-so enrollment, and no swimming pool. Now, Trinity has top-notch athletic facilities, science classrooms, and video production facilities... no swimming pool though. I think the point of this tangent rant was to say that Bellarmine just needs to expand the facilities. "Build it, and they will come."
Looking back, I don't think I would have gone to Bellarmine had they not just put in the new library. I spent close to 50% of my time there in that library. If it wasn't there, I don't think those crummy science labs would have won me over.
i went there because i liked the idea of running cross country in college, so maybe the sports can't hurt...
i was only there for baseball, plain and simple
Had it not been for intramural football, I wouldn't have gone there.
Bellarmine isn't promoting itself as the elite university in the south, that is the image it wants though.
i spent a good chunk of my night following this thread on totalfark (which later went to regular fark):http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...?IDLink=2018473alright, without going into too much detail, here's the situation:I am TFing in my boxers, and sitting on a chair that has slightly spaced out planks. Suffice to say that part of me is now lodged, and any attempt to move just pinches the crap out of me.Can't move, need advice, soonish.Oh god it hurts.funny shit i've read in a long time.
Is Turner doing something other than trivia?http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060417/...OHYzBHNlYwN0bXA-
This proves how dumb women really are....http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/suffrage.htmlPetition ending women suffrage
An episode of the man show did that back in the day
Does anyone else think this is a bad idea?http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2006041...at_060417132738
wow, that dude from Brent's picture...uncanny...i still like Big Jay's cousin in England:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai.../ixnewstop.html
Wes, here is here experience, taken directly from her e-mail:Here is my work experience. In the summer of 2002 I worked at DePauw doing an internship in astronomy. I worked for Dr. Mary Kertzman. I attempted to photograph an asteroid using a CCD camera. For the summer of 2003, I worked at DePauw again, this time for Dr. Jeanette Jerz in the Geology department and Dr. Bridget Gourley in the Chemistry department. I did analysis of the aluminum levels in water samples gathered from an abandoned coal mine near Terre Haute. I also presented a poster with another student at the Geological Society of America National Conference in Seattle in the fall of 2003. For the summer of 2004, I worked at the Protein _Expression Core at the Biotechnology Research and Training Center for Dr. Paresh Sanghani. I cultured E. coli mutants and purified the glycogenin protein out of them. I enjoyed the actual lab work that I did at the Biotechnology Research and Training Center. I also enjoy my biochemistry lab that I am currently taking, however, that could be because I already know how to do some of it. I guess I would describe the lab stuff that I like doing as being more biochemistry or molecular biology. I like doing protein purification, SDS-PAGE, chromatography. I don’t have a lot of experience in much of anything else since I have only taken undergraduate courses. Phil,She wants to know if she gets dental with that internship of yours.
oh she'll get some dental action...
don't worry, he'll clean her teeth alright...
oh he'll root her canal
actually he'll probably give her herpes, he did get dixie's number and all
it wasn't herpes it was a sinus infection
you know, i've actually been having some crazy ass nightmares since the dixie incident. i think my soul my have gotten herpies or something. as for dental, we got a tooth whitening program.
some rhode island bridge got blown up live just now (on purpose) on their live video stream. they are now showing the price is right:http://ww2.wpri.com/Global/story.asp?S=4778636
pair of ipods, special edition mp3 players. Let's go $450...
damn, believe it or not some bitch from UCLA knew more about ipod pricing than i do.A NEW CAR!
damn, a new mustang only costs $21,000.... Go figure. I'm like the worst price is right contestant ever.Did they ever make a price is right video game? They should.
Today's Birthdays: Actor James Woods is 59. Actor Rick Moranis is 53. Talk show host Conan O'Brien is 43. Actress Melissa Joan Hart is 30. Actress Alia Shawkat is 17.
There was probably one for the original nintendo, like, 20 years ago.
Mellissa Joan Hart will always be Clarissa to me.
I used to have the price is right memorized back at Bellarmine. instead of studying or going to class I would sit and watch the Price is Right. Flintstone vitamins were $5.72. The mop was $10. Little Debbies i believe were $1.19
joe, you were probably no michael:http://www.tpir.tv/spotlight/michael/michael.wmvalso worth watching, the episode where everyone was drunk: http://www.tpir.tv/main/Drunk.wmv
This article comes from todays courier journal.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps.../604180304/1010Both of these kids were students of mine. I am an AWSOME teacher.
I also liked how they lumped physics II with Molecular Biology and Vertabrate physiology as a "hard course". Brock knows what i'm talking about.
Why would anybody want to work that hard?
You're right Jay, they did lump physics II with Molecular Biology and Vertabrate physiology as a "hard course". WTF? FAGS!
I liked lumping physics II with Molecular Biology and Vertabrate physiology as a "hard course," before lumping physics II with Molecular Biology and Vertabrate physiology as a "hard course" was cool.
Marc, anyone who took Physics II can tell you it doesn't compare to other upper level science courses, at Bellarmine. Not because of material, but because of the instructor. Mind you, you actually have to show up to class and study, but I saw all of the bio majors working their asses off in Vertabrate Physiology. It was their Physical Chemistry. Brock or Chris, back me up on this.
I saved the Natty Sci quotes part of the wickipedia on my computer in case those damn advertising bastards try taking it over again. Bbut untill then I think we need to update that page with new Natty Sci classic lines. I suggest a section just for the funny shit B-mac says. including such classic as: "I..I don't know guys", "That's BULLshit.", and "You won't find any drugs on me officer, maybe some booze though." I'm gonna add what I can remember. If you add anything try to put in in the correct section, although if you can't remember put it at the bottom.
Physiology was the course where Chris electrocuted the frog we were dissecting, screaming "clear!" - Now, he's a doctor, doing the same thing to homeless people.What really made that year hard was Biochemistry, which I bet these pussies aren't taking. Man, that junior year really kicked my ass. I guess I made up for it senior year with classes like Senior Seminar and Theology of Literature.... oh, and the ridiculous amount of drinking.Just for the fun of it, I retook that year-long Biochemistry course in grad school in just 10 weeks... yippee! I feel old as hell now.
Props Marc, the quotes page should be classified as a Natty Sci treasure... there are some serious classics on there.
first editorial is pretty good:http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...55/1018/OPINIONYep, they started that road when I went to school there.
I don't know guys, that stop sign was fucking bullshit
I didn't see "It's midnight blue, bitches!" up on the quotes page.
Damnit, that page is blocked.
you should be able to get to the page via: http://v033u39lvs.maximumasp.com/wi...ci.FamousQuotes
awesome
if you guys ever notice the spammers or whatever show up on the nattipedia there is a list of older versions on the left hand side. If you click on those you can restore old versions.I'm going to upgrade it in a few weeks so you need to have a login to be able to edit it. I'm excited.
The girl who wrote that article is also one of my former students.
franz ferdinand refuses to sell out for $50 million dollars."They wanted to do this huge thing that was gonna have $50m spent on it. It would have meant we sold four times as many copies of the album, just from the extra exposure it would have got."But the advert meant we had to completely surrender all of our identity and integrity to this product that was being advertised." http://news.scotsman.com/entertainm...fm?id=577342006
ah, i guess they weren't going to be given $50 million, just something like 5 or 6 million. whoops.
franz was cool; but it was like the Strokes, before long the sound just gets annoying. I think it was the flaming homosexual song, "Michael" that finally got to me. I don't know, nor care, whether they are all gay or not, but I don't like it screaming on my radio.Some exerpts:So Sexy, I'm sexySo come and dance with me MichaelI'm all that you see, you wanna seeSo come and dance with me MichaelSo close now, so close nowSo come and dance with meSo come and dance with meSo come and dance with meMichael you're the boy with all the leather hipsStucky hair, sticky hips stubble on my sticky lipsMichael you're the only one I ever want only one I ever want only one I ever wantBeautiful boys on a beautiful dance floorMichael you're dancing like a beautiful dance-whoreMichael waiting on a Silver platter nowAnd nothing matters now
fuck artistic integrity, i'd sell out all day for $50M
I'd sell out before selling out became cool
they still suck integrity or not
if you're gonna suck, u might as well suck with $50M in the bank
I want to punch them in the face!
The only time it was cool not to sell out was when turk wendell wanted to play a season of baseball salary free. They wouldn't let him so they paid him league minimum.
i'm with douglas on this one. dolla dolla bill ya'll
http://www.bellarmine.edu/vision/in_glance.aspCrap on BU growing bullshit
I've often wondered how much my soul is worth
probably bout as much as a jagerbomb
another dell coupon: http://www.slickdeals.net/#p7371they must be dropping stock.
Its a freakin' Celeron... no one wants that crap.
Hey, looky there, Captain Obvious got a degree in Psychology:http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060418...us/moussaoui_19
marc, wade and myself just were on the receiving end of the cheapest trivia win ever. our buddy nick helped us get the 8 points needed to win (jager was bought in celebration) and we received almost 20+ points due to hearing the questions on previous nights.but the last question was what was the icing on the cake. rank these pitchers from highest to lowest in terms of all time wins (don't be an ass and look them up):nolan ryanchristie mathewsontom seaverwalter johnsoni knew the first two, i got the last two in reverse. turner still gave us the points. we're the big winners...kinda
Yeah, I am definitely a tit man.Goodnight.
Damn! I hate school, its a shame I missed it...Walter JohnsonChristie MathewsonTom SeaverNolan Ryan
I'm saying the last 2 are flipped BrentJohnsonMatthewsonRyanSeaver
If I'm not mistaken I would say ryan won more then seaver just because he played probably 5-10 more years then seaver.
Nolan Ryan played 7 more years than Seaver and pitched in 150 more games. Ryan beat out Seaver by 13 wins, 324 to 311. Didn't matter because Turner gave it to us anyways. Hooray for a dirty, dirty Trivia victory.Btw, if you are looking up alltime stats ESPN.com isn't a bad place to start. For example, who holds the single season record for most innings pitched?http://sports.espn.go.com/mlbhist/a...rt=6&year=0
hey phil, john olerud is 22 on the single season doubles record.
"Wave 3 Listens" is broadcasting live today at my place of employment. I should go try to get on TV.
Is it just me or does Laura Quinn resemble a drag queen?http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...not41706/1.html
maybe he leads the major in single season doubles for a dude that has had brain surgery.and for the record, Jim Abbot had 2 hits with 3 RBIs career in 21 at bats. He played with the Brewers in 1999.Now, can anyone find a video of him batting?
Issac - Schwarz has a microbiology lab, however, I think they are mainly hiring chemists for QC work, which is basically checking the purity of finished dosage forms, so they can release the material for public consumption. Let me know if she would still be interested and I will get a hold of some friends if she is still interested.
I just stumbled across this on the UK website."Having lived in Louisville all my life, I can tell you not all Louisville fans are like that. Sure you see the occasional Mullet wearing Dork who still wears his “Got Pitino” T-shirt out in public…but hey we all have relatives we would like to distance ourselves from. Side note: To answer the shirt question…”No and thank God we don’t”. I have no problem with fun natured ribbing and joking. As long as it doesn’t go beyond that. That said there are enough of them who do get up in your face that you either get pissed or you have to laugh at how stupid they are. All I can say is…laugh and take the high road brother…It will help you to sleep better at night."I know this is like a moron calling out an idiot or a UT and IU fan yelling at who is the bigger racist, but yeah take it for what it's worth.
Sorry IU fans - just poking some fun at you guys.
Wow - they are only a few years late.http://money.cnn.com/2006/04/18/new...dex.htm?cnn=yes
Happy Birthday to Tim Curry and of course, Ashley Judd.
Also, Recording executive Suge Knight is 41 and a long distance dedication to Cuban, Latin pop singer Luis Miguel is 36.
Hey Wes,She seems interested to know more about the position(s) and I believe she is interested in applying.Same goes for you Phil
IU fans are idiots; well, IU is. "Hey, I got an idea, let's get rid of one of the greatest coaches because he beats up players!"Who fuckin' cares that he beats up players! They aren't your children; you don't want your kids' ass kicked by Bob Knight, don't send them to IU, idiot.
Mickey Mantle's Top Ten Longest home Runshttp://www.themick.com/10homers.htm...Home%20Run%20#2
734 ft is bullshit as a person with a math degree and a baseball background. the math behind that is bullshit. You have to use calculus and physics not geometry and the pythagorean thereom. fucking idiots on the internet.
I guess I'm the only one playing hooky from work today to watch the Reds game with Chris?
Bats play at 11:15 today. Anyone want to go?
long lunch break anybody?
I am so open for a 2 hr lunch
i think we are planning on going tomorrow here at the office. give me a call on my cell and you can meet us out. we usually have a ton of open seats around us where the season tickets are.
Chris, joanna and I were planning on going tomorrow for the dollar beer.
oh shit, game today? give me a call joe...
Damn, I really should have planned the Bats game better today
Did anybody read that Staind is playing a free concert at Jillian's on derby Eve?
I read about it. It's free, but you have to get a ticket by listening to LRS, or by getting one free from a bud select promoter out at the bars.
PLAY MUDSHOVEL!!!!
It would be worth going just to yell that at Aaron Lewis.
Brock and I are millionaires:http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....EWS01/304190010
Only one problem, we forgot to buy the ticket
What's happened the past couple of days? The website has kind of died.
I'm screwed now, Joe. I just got my weekly email from ticket master letting me know about a ministry concert in cincinati. I guess that concert was worth never ending spam, though.
Ministry Rules!!!
Bastard from louisville succeeding in sportshttp://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20.../questions0424/
Slipknot's "Waitand Bleed" or Metallica's "Ride the Lightning" worked wellhttp://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...18/closers0424/
sorry i've been absent, we had a huge bitch fest meeting this morning at work to "air our grievances," needless to say it was a lot of fun bitching about everything from A to Z to the managers.
I wonder if he got tired of the "Guess Hu's coming to dinner" comments:http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060419..._ge/hu_visit_15
interesting baseball blog. Apparently Red's pitcher Bronson Arroyo is possibly a catcher also. He is in to dudes.http://itsasecretsohush.blogspot.com/
Alot like sitting and listening to Phil talk about waitresses:http://www.yikers.com/video_emo_cry...video_blog.htmlFor our sake Phil, never, ever video blog, "we just don't give a shit OK?"Someone find this kid so I can go beat him senseless.
Isaac - send this website to her.www.schwarzusa.comor send me an email, you can get my email from Brock (my gmail account)
the baseball game was certainly good times.
Somebody take this job.http://www1.bellarmine.edu/studenta...ils.asp?id=6591
I am so there next time Phil.
I am trying to organize it next time as a team building experience and take a small group of people from work so I won't have to make up the missed time and then ditch them at the game.
Next day games are May 15 and 17th.
by may 15th jerome and i might be the only takers, so we might have two tickets extra tickets. MAYBE. the first base ump was wearing white sneakers and was the fattest dude I've seen on a baseball field in my life. he even did the fat man jog where he was "jogging" at the same speed he walked, he just flapped his arms more and lifted his knees a bit higher.greatest of comedy.
It couldn't be better then the Douglas homerun trot.
I seriously think I need to apply for that Brown-Foreman job. I certainly has to pay more than what I'm making now.
Distillery Operator sounds just as cool as EPA Agent
As long as they don't mind me showing up to work drunk, then we're on.
So while Brock was at the Reds game, Bio-Rad salesgirl and Bellarmine graduate and total fucking hottie was here attempting to sell herself to me. I mean sell her supplies to me. What did I say? I don't remember, I was too busy looking at her chest.
Jay - go for that. Good money and the benefits are really good there. I was trying to get on at Brown Forman for an associate analytical chemist position when I was at Schwarz Pharma, but got beat out by a more experienced person.
the douglas home run trot? which one exactly are you referring to?
It is the puffed out chest, arms swing side to side, high leg kick, slow trot head has a little bounce and you always look down at the ground
Cuban can vouch
Come on Carpenter, keep in the game, one more inning and you give me a 2 game lead in shut outs and complete games.
Damn you Isringhousen! Get your own fucking inning. The 9th belongs to Carpenter you fucker.Fuck!
I hope he fucking blows it like Michael Jackson at a Day Care Center.
Hmmmm...103-inch TVhttp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060419...on_hi_te/big_tv
hey, it's pretty, don't hate the player....
The article says it's the first time for this time of thing to happen. But I think Phil and I were talking a week ago about these kinda things, including Spot: The Video Game (the short-lived 7UP mascot).http://www.adage.com/article?article_id=108613
Another sign for the end of the world. The bubonic plague is back - which can become contagious in the pneumonic plague form.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12387983/
59 things a man should never do after the age of 30.http://lifestyle.msn.com/men/articl...08>1=7997
going to dc for a wedding this weekend. got my cousin and his fiance a shirt that says "I stayed in New Orleans for Katrina and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, a new cadillac, and a plasma TV" think it'll do for a wedding gift?
thought about the "FEMA Evacuation Plan 'Run Mother Fucker Run' " shirt but I don't think they'd go for it.
it's a wonderful gift
I believe this guy is a role model for Natty Sci to follow.http://iccoventry.icnetwork.co.uk/0...-name_page.html
Okay, I take issue with some of the points in that article, wes.1) Always respond to "Are you ready to rock!"2) Air drumming is perfectly acceptable.3) Always hold up a lighter at a concert.4) Instead of greeting friends "What's up, you whore!" just use "'Sup, Bitches!)5) Shotgun is always in play, however, you shouldn't dispute someone else's call.6) You can never outgrow kegstands. NEVER.7) And if you refer to your girlfriend's breasts as "the twins" thats just funny.
41. Purchase fireworks.46. Organize a party bus.(bachelor party - seriously we will do the party bus one of these days and who will be married before 30?)47. Say "two points" every time he throws something in the trash. ( I prefer he shoots he scores or the clock countdown time running out)50. Purchase home-brewing paraphernalia. ( we are alcoholics)52. Put less than ten dollars' worth of gas in the tank. (10 bucks is what an eighth of a tank now, I'll still be riding the bus at 30 then)59. Say goodbye to anyone by tapping his chest and even so much as whispering, "Peace out." (Peace out homey never gets old)
Fantastic.I agree fellas.
Does home brewing include home distillering?
Probably not, since home distillering is illegal.
Jay, I don't go with the twins I prefer lefty and righty. Douglas, do you remember at the Bat's game Friday Scrogg's girl talking about one being bigger then the other, also, her friend talking about how hers look bigger in the Hooter's uniform? That was fantastic.
on wagerweb.com you can bet on who Terrell Owen's will get in a fight with:Drew Bledsoe QB -400 Bill Parcells Coach +100 Jerry Jones Owner +300 Mike Vanderjagt K +400 Drew Henson QB +500 Julius Jones RB +600 Marion Barber RB +800 Terry Glenn WR +1000 Patrick Crayton WR +1200 Jason Witten TE +1300 Jason Fabini OT +1400 Marco Rivera OG +1500 DeMarcus Ware LB +1600 Aaron Glenn CB +1800 Roy Williams S +2000 Remaining Cowboy Roster Players +200
i do remember, i probably talk about scrog's girlfiend's boobs more than he does.
You also cover her in more fluids (beer) than he does.
And the vote is in. It's the riverfront.http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=4791015
of course that doesn't mean shit till they start building it.
And people think American's drive bad..try driving in India.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjrE...india%20driving
Ahhh, returned from the Reds-Marlins game. Worth every bit of the scorching sunburn. Reds win 9-8 on single from Encarnacion off Wellenmeyer (who blew it in the 9th to take the loss... Bellarmine represent!)
So who's going to join the drunk fest at the Bats' game tomorrow? Meet down at Slugger or at Joe's at 5:00 PM. And by the way, what the fuck is "distillering?"
I think it has something to do with plummering.
Okay, that's just weird. I'm looking for information about car trouble I am having, so I typed in the following search term into Yahoo:anti-lock brakes rendevouzNatty Sci was #5 listed. That's just weird.
Ha..funny stuff right there fellas.
No "drunk fest" for me, I have a financial planning meeting to attend.
It would be way cooler if you went to the drunk fest.
hahaha today is 4/20
article on tony and dwight this morning in the courier:http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...6/1010/FEATURESHappy smoking to all today as well
Why don't you just have someone call you instead and give them a time?http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/200.../D8H3B7V01.html
Brings a whole new meaning to "That pussy is the bomb"http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT
http://www.velocityweekly.com/sound...y_crasher.html#Who can find Bmac douglas and cuban in here
dumbass.http://www.asiansexgazette.com/asg/...sia02news11.htm
yeah bitches, i made party crashers! now if only it were party crashers at blow up st. matthews or new year's, that'd be waaaaaaaaaay cooler.
Joe, are you going to tell the party crasher about blow up saint matthews? Or let one of us do it?
If anybody wants to go for it. You can give me as a contact or reference.
Once velocity gets a hold of Blow up St. Matthews then it sold out.
Wow that makes no sense...Once Velocity gets a hold of Blow up St. Matthews...the sell out begins.
Touche, wes.
don't start that sell out shit
Happy birthday to George Takei, Crispin Glover, Carmen Electra, Clint Howard and Whoa! Joey Lawrence.
And you forgot:Happy Birthday Columbine School Shooting - 7Isle seat please.
You beat me to Columbine, but I got Allan Houston, Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf, and Luther Vandross
The Party Crasher is more along the lines of us saying "Bitches we are better then you"
besides, getting drunk and acting like idiots will never be selling out
the girls wrestling in the pool are 1 year closer to legal. When that day comes....
Let's face it...we would all sell out if given the chance and most of us have. People claim I sold out when I left the lab for the business world. Jay sold out when he left teaching for a real job. Chris sold his soul a long time ago. Philco sold out when he went from a teacher to an actual developer (don't give me that shit about your place closing down either). Chris sold out when he took the MCAT (according to Kyle Scott). Brock will sell out when he gets a real job instead of doing research. Douglas will sell out when he finds a better paying job. Adrian wants to sell out. Marc is in the process of selling out (which is still the better option IMO). Therefore, is selling out a natural process?I think the only one who hasn't sold out might actually be Joe - because he took the actuarial exam and then said fuck it.
Therefore, we are all lame except Joe - which is why he has the prized t-shirt of "The Man The Legend".
I guess I will be proud of that
I want a "i sold out before selling out was lame" t-shirt.
wes, quit the bullshit, u sold out when put on the ring....
Ah..the guidelines to fighting brought to you by MSN money.How can you tell which battles are worth fighting? Here are some guidelines: When not to fight:- You are trying to change people who have no interest in changing. - The outcome won't be materially different whether you win or lose. - The matter really isn't all that relevant or important to you.- You are not fully informed about the issue or fully convinced that your position is correct.- You have no chance of winning. - You have other priorities that are far more pressing.- You're just feeling surly or want to show others you're not a wimp.When it's OK to fight:- Your ideas are being diminished.- Your reputation is being sullied.- It's for the betterment of the organization.- You're standing up against action that is cruel or illegal.- Something legitimate or terribly important is at stake.- The issue involves integrity.- The issue involves a significant amount of moneyAnd this is the reason why we don't allow politcal debates (although some of us ignore the when not to fight at times).
don't forget it's hitler's birthday. the only reason I know that it's because of columbine. but that's a good sign.i might be up for the riverbats game, but i was out until 5am last night so I'm not too sure if I'll live through it.
check out the graffics for Air Arabia (which is a real airline):http://www.airarabia.com/
And you also left off:570 - Muhammad, Founder of Islam (d. 632) 702 - Jafar Sadiq, Muslim scholar (d. 765) 1494 - Johannes Agricola, German protestant reformer (d. 1566) 1586 - Saint Rose of Lima, Peruvian saint (d. 1617) 1633 - Emperor Go-Komyo of Japan (d. 1654) 1650 - William Bedloe, English informer (d. 1680) 1668 - Yuri Troubetzkoy, Governor of Belgorod (d. 1739) 1718 - David Brainerd, American missionary (d. 1747) 1723 - Cornelius Harnett, American delegate to the Continental Congress (d. 1781) 1745 - Philippe Pinel, French physician (d. 1826) 1808 - Emperor Napoleon III of France (d. 1873) 1818 - Heinrich Göbel, German-born inventor (d. 1893) 1871 - Slavoljub Eduard Penkala, Croatian inventor, (d. 1922) 1879 - Paul Poiret, French couturier (d. 1944) 1882 - Holland Smith, U.S. General (d. 1967) 1889 - Albert Jean Amateau, Turkish-born businessman and social activist (d. 1996) 1889 - Adolf Hitler, Austrian-born German dictator (d. 1945) 1891 - Caresse Crosby, American poet (d. 1970) 1893 - Harold Lloyd, American actor (d. 1971) 1893 - Joan Miró, Catalan painter (d. 1983) 1895 - Emile Christian, American musician (d. 1973) 1896 - Wop May, Canadian aviator (d. 1952) 1904 - Bruce Cabot, American actor (d. 1972) 1904 - George Stibitz, American scientist (d. 1995) 1908 - Lionel Hampton, American musician (d. 2002) 1914 - Betty Lou Gerson, American actress (d. 1999) 1915 - Joseph Wolpe, South African-born psychotherapist (d. 1997) 1918 - Edward L. Beach, American naval officer, author (d. 2002) 1918 - Kai Siegbahn, Swedish physicist, Nobel Prize laureate 1920 - John Paul Stevens, U.S. Supreme Court Justice 1923 - Mother Angelica, American nun and broadcaster 1925 - Tito Puente, American musician (d. 2000) 1925 - Ernie Stautner, German-born American football player (d. 2006) 1927 - Karl Alexander Müller, Swiss physicist, Nobel Prize laureate 1928 - Gerald S. Hawkins, English astronomer (d. 2003) 1939 - Peter S. Beagle, American author 1939 - Gro Harlem Brundtland, Prime Minister of Norway 1941 - Ryan O'Neal, American actor 1943 - John Eliot Gardiner, English conductor 1943 - Edie Sedgwick, American actress (d. 1971) 1945 - Steve Spurrier, American football player and coach 1947 - Björn Skifs, Swedish singer (Blue Swede) 1949 - Massimo D'Alema, Prime Minister of Italy 1949 - Jessica Lange, American actress 1950 - Veronica Cartwright, American actress 1950 - Aleksandr Lebed, Russian general, politician (d. 2002) 1961 - Don Mattingly, baseball player 1964 - Andy Serkis, English actor 1964 - Rosalynn Sumners, American figure skater 1967 - Raymond van Barneveld, Dutch darts player 1967 - Mike Portnoy, American drummer (Dream Theater) 1971 - Carla Geurts, Dutch swimmer 1976 - Shay Given, Irish footballer 1980 - Jasmin Wagner, German singer 2000 - Funny Cide, dual classic winner racehorse
Redding takes over the head offical role of SEC.http://kentucky.scout.com/2/522381.htmlThis guy might just be the smartest official ever, Doctorate Degree in P-chem!
Speaking of fighting, I was just walking over to 4th street and this homeless dude walked up and asked this chick for a meal, she said no, we keep walking listening and he starts yelling repeatedly "go to hell" to the woman and following her. We are about 4 steps in front of her. We slowed down and she sped up and started walking right in front of us. He kept following saying "go to hell, bitch." My buddy and I look at each other and say are we gonna have to kill a bum. she veered off and he kept following us. We veered off and he kept going. Man I wanted to beat the shit out of that homeless dude.
I also wanted to yell my boy Douglas will kick your ass
Joe - that is the best yell ever downtown. Especially on a drunk walk to 4th street.
To bad I am eating lunch in here today, we could go down to 4th street and ask the bum for a free meal.
Man I stayed up all night studying for a test. It's worth one forth of my grade. like the other three tests for the class (including the final) and its comprehensive. The test was today, and today is the last day of classes. So why a comprehensive final. it's like having two tests over the same exact shit. Oh well the next one isn't until May 1st. So I have to chill time. And I think the all nigh cram session paid off for me today. as soon as i read the test I was like. "Thank you Lord, I actually know this shit." This was the least I'd studied for any of the tests in this class, and due to the comprehensive idea, it would be over more material. Now I'm left with too much damn time until my next class at 3:00. Do you think incessant masturbating in the library until class starts is acceptable behavior? and if not, should i do it anyway?
Masturbating in the library, a classic episode of married with children. It is out of your control. 4-3-2-1 Marc's alone but he has fun! 2-4-6-8 It's his only steady date! 1-2-3-4 He shouldn't have to lock the door!
Wes, I'm glad you never fight for the wrong reasons. And I may have sold out and started working for the man, but as far as my music goes, I will NEVER sell out. And by sell out I mean go against my principles and integrity. It's okay to sell your music, as long as you haven't changed in order to do it.
Marc, stay away from the book "Costumes of the Trobriand Islanders"
Um.... okay. Why? you sicko. (i'm just kidding.) what the hell is the "Costumes of the Trobriand Islanders"?
got it. Married with Children line. Thank you google search. Imagine if you had been around during World War II. Would anything be different?
only an avid 'married with children' watcher knows that answer
It's from the episode of "married with children"
video of the crips dancing aroundhttp://www.yikers.com/video_crip_wa..._bunny_hop.html
Married with Children is great. Greatest show ever.
Ed O'neil's identity is forever Al Bundy
Godzilla vs. Darth Vader.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqHf...amp;t=t&f=b
Favorite Married with children cameo-Milla Jovovitch or Anthrax?
Some booty shakin via you tube.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBgr...amp;t=t&f=bsome of the girls are better to look at than others.
Nope, He's Dutch, or Joe Friday on the short-lived remake of Dragnet, or he's the guy behind the counter at the diner in Wayne's World, or he's some guy in Bone Collector. That's all I remember off the top of my head.Where the toliets aren't clean, and the girls are obscene. At the nudity bar.Where there is little class, but loads of ass. At the nudity bar.Where get glances of a girl's rear, and something swimming in your beer. At the nudity bar. Those aren't real Al Bundy lines. I could never remember his best so I always make up a few on the spot. they're fun to do. try one. they'll grow on you like haiku burns. By the way, we should make whatever day haiku burn day was into National haiku burn day. just a thought.
Anthrax was awesome. Bo Jackson and Keri Russell had good cameos along with tons of other athletes, Danny tartabull, mike piazza, joe morgan to name a few.
Where there's a cover at the door and a kennedy on the floor. At the nudie bar
who can forget bubba smith on the pink ladies?
Marc..Ed O'neil is forever Al Bundy.
Did somebody lose a super bowl ring?
Who can forget the coach of the opposing team in Little Giants
Or the dude in Blue Chips
did everyone know ed o'neill got his start in theater? he was a serious actor before married with children
Best Married with Children cameo is comedian Sam Kennison in the Christmas Episode
So did married with children ever sell out?Bringing on the new kid (Seven?)Bringing on a new dog (lucky)?Continuing the show without Peggy?And who's better as Marcy's husband...Steve or Jefferson?
They never sold out because they never got a farewell show.
Wes, you're a whore. Come up with some lame excuse to skip the meeting. It's the first thirsty thursday of the season, and it should be a beautiful day. Come drink some beer, soak up some sun, and harass some minor leaguers.
they only brought the new dog b/c buck was too old, peggy never left the show, she went on maternity leave, the kid was only there b/c new producers wanted to add a new element (i.e. cute kid like in full house, even though it went against the show, that's why he was only there for like 8 episodes), and the better husband is tough to call, b/c steve was good as the straight faceed guy on the show, while jefferson was good as the loser husband
no offense wrecking crew, but it looks like shit outside here. Good try, but downtown looks like a bad storm is coming.
YOu know what would be great...a Married With Children reunion show. Not that lame show where they sat around a shared memories, but a real show where they bring everyone back in a 2hr made for tv special. They've done it for the Duke boys and a number of other classics, so why not them.
Just because it looks like shit now doesn't mean things won't change in the next couple of hours.
Well, fuck...30-40% chance of rain the rest of the day. Fucking mother nature trying to ruin my plans. If we get rained out at the bats, how 'bout making a trip down to Genny's?
I agree Joe - Sam Kennison, playing an angel trying to earn his wings, is the best cameo. I couldn't think of his last name earlier. Sorry Chris - I am exiting downtown at 3:15 today and don't plan on returning in tonight. Also - I am off tomorrow but I am getting a fence installed.
I don't know about you Chris, but after yesterday it looks like someone took a blow-torch to my arms, legs, and neck. OUCH!
Wes, are you trying to get harassed??! A fence installation?!Your fucking excuse is a fence installation. Man, you've gotta work on those excuses... sell out!
Goddamn it, people, you see what happens when you go and get married. Then you go and buy a house and have to deal with that shit. What the fuck, why would anyone do a thing like that?
Brock - the reason why I am not going to the Bats game tonight is;1. going to rain2. I have a meeting with my financial planner (sign of selling out)3. I haven't seen my wife this week because of work meetings4. I make enough money to where I don't have to look for $1 beer specialsWhy I'd like to go:1. going to rain - wet white t-shirts on the ladies2. $1 beer3. Get to watch baseball and drink beer.4. $1 beer5. Ballpark hotdogs are the best ever6. Washing hotdog down with $1 beer.I could make Genny's Diner - maybe that all just depends if I want to go to Abby's softball game or not or if I decide to buy some stakes and string and mark off what I want fenced in. I am dropping $4K on this damn fence and I want to make sure it is done fucking right.
Dealing with home matters is perfectly fine, but you don't want to announce it. Better excuses include bank robberies, getting your spleen removed, tornado chasing, gator wrestling, or even working on your car.
Wes Goodloe.....name's on the door.
Miller Lite Cold Canhttp://www.newtechspy.com/articles06/miller.html
Wes Goodloe... name's on the women's restroom.
I have nothing to hide. I am not a bitch and have to cover up what I do (that's right resorted to 3rd grade name calling). I guess I should have said that I was driving to Cinci to kick Brock's ass instead. Or I had a date off the internet.
That is a really cool can by Miller. Of course the bad thing is now you have cold piss in a can.
Driving to Cincy to kick my ass would have been an acceptable excuse, but everyone would know that unless Jay drove you, you wouldn't make the kind of road-trip alone.
But did you notice... they mention "premium" price. I don't know if spending $20 for a 12-pack of Miller Lite is worth not having a fridge or a cooler.
Lets go to Ollie for the blacky weather forecast....Ollie. It gonna rain!!!!!Thank you Ollie.
What kind of road trip? I drove pretty close to the equivalent of driving to Cinci every day up to Seymour, IN from my house.
Jesus Fucking Christ Schweitzer. Did you not see the rules about fighting. Here they are again.When not to fight:- You are trying to change people who have no interest in changing. - The outcome won't be materially different whether you win or lose. - The matter really isn't all that relevant or important to you.- You are not fully informed about the issue or fully convinced that your position is correct.- You have no chance of winning. - You have other priorities that are far more pressing.- You're just feeling surly or want to show others you're not a wimp.I am sure most of these are valid in this conversation.
You know what is great about home repairs...Having a contractor giving you an estimate on your bathroom at the same time Phil and the Wing Commander are measuring the back yard for a tent. That was interesting to explain to the contractor.
Who said anything about fighting?? Calm down there Mr. Violence.
Joe, when are you getting that 2nd story put on the garage for a bar?
That is fucking genius
IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS
and their parents are throwing feces at them. Its awful....oh thats rain
"Making love with me is like being fucked by a four-ton African herbivore." http://www.esquire.com/features/art...man_shirts.html
I think we would all be willing to help you put a bar over the garage. That would be awsome! Question: Would it replace the tent?
lisa said making love to joe is like, wait, nevermind, he just passed out.
Klosterman's article reminded me of John Hodgeman's book, the Areas of my Expertise which I think is one of the funnier things I've read.Someone who loved the book created a website call E-Hobo that is gathering drawings of the popular hobo names:http://www.e-hobo.com/
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/pr...F8&n=283155I didn't realize what Wes posted yesterday is a book
Not a fist fight goofy. I have better things to do than kick a retard's ass.
Let me guess, your better thing to do is go home and walk the dog?
Actually I don't have better things to do.
So is anyone going to the game or Genny's tonight?
apparently the onion has been following me around:http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47467
So here's the question...do we drive to Youngstown, OH in hopes he will show Natty Sci a thing or two?
man, the picture of him trying to start a band is classic.but it is certainly no: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41196
Damnit Joe - now I am thinking of a big juicy burger from Genny's. You asshole.
So Abby is going to Ft. Lauderdale for work leaving on sunday and returning on thursday night. I used my powers for awesome by persuading her to leave on sunday afternoon, so I can make it to trivia at 7:00 that night. O'Doyle Rules!
sounds like fly over after fly over right now at our office. when is thunder?
Saturday. We weren't sure weather it was a storm or planes here. Tomorrow should be interesting in the office. Sounds like a good day for the Top Gun T-shirt. Wait there it was. Permission for fly by.
it's the blue angels out there flying i believe
Where is kenny loggins when you need him
I hear the planes a lot better when I take my headphones off. Man I feel like playing volleyball all of a sudden.
I feel the need... the need... for speed!
It is 2 of the Blue Angels. They aren't leaving their wingman.
wes, any way you can get abby gone before fri. night?
midgets kickboxing:http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1683720/
duke players looking to transfer. time to build the program, bellarmine!http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12407016/from/RS.2/
NCAA 2007 preview:http://sports.ign.com/articles/702/702305p1.html
whoops more importantly one for the 360:http://sports.ign.com/articles/702/702461p1.html
i have full on wood right now reading the 360 preview.
where's baron's sister, this would be a great time to start her internship...
NattySci future hall of famerhttp://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060420...BHNlYwNtZW5ld3M-
is b-mac and cuban in this picture?http://www.velocityweekly.com/sound...pup_bats06.html
No, they are in this one:http://www.velocityweekly.com/sound...pup_bats10.html
Hey if anybody wants to, I won another party at Sullys at Fourth Street. Next Thursday, from 7pm - 10pm. I get in and drink free every else gets unlimited drinks for those 3 hours by just paying $10. (Or B-mac and Joe can have Douglas go up to the bar 8 billion times again.) If 10 people go I get a $25 giftcard, which if they let we use it there that night we be used towards groups appetizers. I got plastered last time I went. I guess 12 L.I.T's, 4 rum and cokes, a shot of jager and a tequila shot will do that to you. I'll be going most likely, because this time I don't have any classes.
They just showed an old school UFC match on spike, and Royce Gracie just took it to some guy. I've heard of his prowess, but DAMN!
Okay, they just showed another match, and in less than a minute, Royce won by almost braking this dude's arm.
First post of the morning, bitches!I have completed my manuscript for the 2nd time! Drinkin it up tonight. Those bastards better accept it.
congratulations Brock. Why wait till tonight?On another note random website I found. Every college and its mascot. Lets go UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs.http://www.smargon.net/nicknames/#A
I wish I was a 7-foot top-prospect center from Indiana.http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/...Greg%20Oden.jpg
Joe, did you find that website trying to answer the question of which schools in Division I have mascots that don't end in "s"?
I want a Duke Lacross Party shirthttp://www.cafepress.com/dabesttshirts.52905563
The VIXENS!http://www.sbc.edu/
notre dame fighting irish, stanford cardinal, can't remember the others right now
Umass Minute Men
i can think of a bunch.Alabama Crimson TideFlorida Atlantic Blue WaveIllinois Fighting IlliniNotre Dama Fighting IrishSyracuse Orange/OrangemenHoftstra Flying DutchmenUMASS MinutemenMarshal Thundering HerdStanford CardinalNorth Texas Mean GreenNevada WOlfpackNC State WolfpackHarvard CrimsonTulane Green WaveNavy MishipmenSt. John's Red StormAAAAAAAAAAANd, AS A SUPER BONUSGeorgia Tech Ramblin' Wreck (aka the Yellow Jackets, but I believe both are official or something)
Army midshipmen
wait, I thought Florida Atlantic was the Blue Wave. Apparently they are the Owls. I could have sworn when Louisville first scheduled them they were called the Blue Wave because I remember thinking "huh, another team whose name doesn't end in s." But I'm an idiot. Never mind.
Whoops navy and you already had that one
I made a random uc santa cruz banana slugs reference in the office and we were trying to find other stupid mascots
nice implementation of sodokuhttp://www.sudokucraving.com/game.php
Don't forget Dartmouth - The Big Green
http://www.armchairgm.com/mwiki/ind...hat_Need_to_Dieon the subject of mascots
so today we're all leaving at 2pm and having a "New Equity Pride Day" where there will be a cornhole tournament, kickball games, and hot dog eating contest. i just want to relive some elementary school glory days in kickball. i was excited about the cornhole tournament, but then i realized that now that everyone is playing it, it's not cool anymore, so i'm going to play in protest
I wanna play kickball
new sports guy: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...e=ESPNHeadlines
new sports guy = trip to the john, i'll be back.
big jay, it warrants mentioning that the sports guy article features pearl jam...for what that's worth.along with a anti-sellout theory regarding Pearl Jam and Sony.
okay, i'm back, another enjoyable trip to the pooper with the sports guy
also, in case you miss the link, an interview with the sports guy on NBA.com in regards to his fantasy basketball victory over other celebrities:http://aol.nba.com/fantasy/features...elebleague.htmlmy favorite line:"The major advantage for me was that nobody else in this league was getting paid to watch the games every night ... oh, wait, that's Kenny Smith's entire job. Scratch that thought."
He has a point about pearl jam. They went out of their way not to sell out. Good for them.
I would like to wish a happy birthday to Robert Smith.
Singer-musician Iggy Pop is 59. Actor Tony Danza is 55. Comedian Nicole Sullivan is 36.
Oh boy, we got airplanes
fuck, they are testing our fire alarm and the son of a bitch is the loudest thing I've ever heard.holy crap.
coverage of keggy the keg mascot on PTI: http://media.dartmouth.edu/~jacko/Keggy_ESPN.wmv
Yankees suckhttp://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/si...04/be-boss.html
Wow, the site is dead today. I hope some of you guys are more lively tonight.
i think the site is selling out. It got too cool so no one likes it anymore.
I just wanna rock man
Until there is a corporate logo up at the top, the site has not sold out.
Awsome! I just got an email from ticketmaster reminding me not to miss Dem Franchise Boys.
I am so there. Hey Jay, my neighbor is in the eigth grade and is trying to get me to take him to a concert. He was pissed that I didn't tell him I was going to A7X and he wants me to at least take him to LRSfest.
tell the eigth grader that once he can drive he can be our DD for 5 straight years. That'll be, what...3 years from now? So from age 30 to 35 I'll have a DD.That'll rule.
I'll only take him to a concert if he buys me beer
http://www.sportspickle.com/feature...419-benson.htmlhahaha she is a whore
note to self: if brock gets the first post of the day, it is a sign that it's going to be a long day of no posts.
Bullshit, I've started some of the most posted on days by posting early
I blame it on Wes for spending the day watching people put up a fence in his yard.
By the way, how did Genny's go last night?
I love the beer special dance.
Flanigan's was pretty dead afterwards
flanagan's was depressing
i wasn't implying that brock himself is the key to a crappy day, it's just that normally joe, douglas or wes usually get on early enough to beat you to the punch. if they aren't on early, it's looking like a long day.of course, there was that one day where we averaged a post a minute for a good two hours after only having 10 or 15 points in the morning.
The site is crapping out on me
Highlight of my day at work, we heard the shots fired:Deer surprises workers at bank11:53 AM EDT on Friday, April 21, 2006A startling situation for some downtown Louisville bank employees. It all started around 7 a.m. Friday when a security guard at the Chase Bank at Fourth and Jefferson saw a deer outside the window. The guard says the deer was struggling -- and had a broken leg. The deer had apparently scratched the front glass of the building. Police arrived and the deer had to be put down. “I've never seen anything like this before. It’s very sad,” said Chase spokesperson Nancy Norris. “I don't know how a deer got this deep into downtown but obviously it must have seen it's reflection in the window it's very sad.” The window was not broken and no one was hurt. Still it's something bank employees won't soon forget.
Joe, you should make a habbit of luring forest critters to your office so they can be shot. And I'm pretty sure wes has internet at home. Getting a fence put in is no excuse to ignore natty sci. Just like marriage.
If you guys head out tomorrow, give me a call.
I was doing something with my account here at work, should be better...
Playing Halo2 online though is.
So can one go hunting downtown then?
just break its leg first or claim it was attacking you
It's coming right for us!
Phil, the grpahic designers just e-mailed some proofs of the NattySci corporate logo to me. I think you will like them, check your e-mail. That offer from CNET was too good to pass up. Thanks for working through the whole "release of intellectual property" clause for all of the posters on here. Sorry guys, business is business, but seriously thanks for the content. I think we have the offshore guys up to speed on all of the personality traits on here. The booze was instrumental in getting them into the right mindset.I can't believe that this thing is going to be the next big thing on the Web. You ready for the morning show interviews?NattySci, Content so real...it hurts.Also, the new t-shirts are ready for production:"Girl, you don't love me, you just love my NattySci."
no problem. you know me, i'm a team player.although it was hard to train that indian guy who just didn't get why someone would flirt with waitresses without the hope of ever sleeping with them. simple enough concept, I thought.but that dude from Pakistan, Giridhar Barendran, cracks me up
My favorite t-shirt slogan..."I like girls that like girls"
Did any of that make sense to anyone else, or am I out of the loop as usual?
I prefer:NattySci.comJust living the dream
We were talking about Natty Sci selling out last night at Genny's. Sorry Brock had you made it to Genny's you would have known about that. And to appeal to all general audiences that is in society, we are casting a flamer for you, surely you understand, it's all about the money.
I don't know much about legal jargon, but "release of intellectual property" usually leads to someone getting screwed over on money, i.e. the guy who invented jeans.
Unfortunately, frickle pickles and cheap beer just weren't worth the 4 hour round trip and $50 in gas.
let's see, assuming $50 round trip for gas...assuming $2.50 per beer you are saving $1.75 per beer. By my calculations if you drink 29 beers you are actually SAVING money by going. It's simple math. Going to Genny's = economically sound financial decision.
i'll agree with that logic
You knew it was inevitable:http://groups.myspace.com/nattysci
Apparently someone just watched Traffic.http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....EWS01/604210414
that's almost like selling out isn't it?
Almost, but since the term "selling out" is for pompous beatniks, I don't care.
I'm almost tempted to go downtown and watch police beat the shit out of homeless people and druggies.
i'm more or less just making fun of everyone that's even uttered the words "sell out" on the website recently
I think we lay the sarcasm on so thick, that no one knows serious from a joke anymore... thats what Natty Sci is all about.
I liked calling people "sellouts", before the idea of calling people "sellouts" sold out.
Marc... if I had a rubber hose...
Hmmm...looks like I am going to have go back to calling people FAGS cause I can't handle the selling out shit anymore.
Look... its a lamp post... skeet, skeet, skeet.
man there is some crazy ass wrecks in the Little 500. Some dude just brushed wheels with someone and went face first into a hay bale sending his bike 15 feet in the air.
I got shot down like duck hunt last night.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/duckhunt.htmlHere you go jay
Adrian this is for you...http://www.youtube.com/watch?search...p;v=bOKkU0n513M
Dwight Schrute Bobblehead http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=8368
I think this is one of the best videos ever. and I love the accompanying music.http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/e...-drunkness.html
Looks like Reggie Bush is in a bit of trouble regarding his family living in a home owned by a guy tied to agents:http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_y...o&type=lgns
video of michael bush just about killing someone on his way to the endzone from the spring game:http://www.zippyvideos.com/65092376...ame/*jbocardfan
That game where you shoot the dogs with a gatling gun is very stress relieving. It almost makes up for a spectacular crash and burn.
for some reason i can't view that video brent.
Is there a good NFL Draft drinking game? Does anyone have any original ideas for one? My in-laws are coming to town that weekend and ... well, I think being drunk is the way to handle it ...
Sit in front of the tv and drink every time mel kiper comes on.
So I umped a softball game yesterday. The Shockers edged the Stunners.
We are doing the Mel Kiper mile. We are going to go to a new bar every 3 or 4 picks, having a beer at each one. Apparently there are also rules regarding shots and your favorite team that I'm not familiar with.If you are interested, give me a hollar. We start at 11am.
This is one of the shittiest situations to ever be in...really.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,192807,00.html
I have to say, I think bars are more fun when you walk.
So is it safe to say that Marc and Big Jay aren't doing the 60 Furlong Stumble?
So are any of you UofL fans concerned about your defense this year?
so what happened with the crash and burn this weekend, someone fill me in. just to let everyone know, kaelyn did say "free bird" in the car without any prompt from me on the ride home. I've come to the conclusion that my daughter is either going to be the coolest kid ever or the most screwed up, I don't think there's an in between on this
defense what is that? Have we ever had a defense?
I had a great time at Brennans. Besides marc winning me beer and sitting with random girls, the highlight had to be marc falling over the drain pipe by the appartments while walking home. I thought Big Jay and I were going to wake up the entire complex because we were laughing so hard. Also remember...What Would Jesus Do....Joe knows what i am talking about.
Kiss her!!
I'm totally on the 60 furlong stumble. My crash and burn was when a waitress (yes, call me phil) came by. It was Lisa, a girl I talked to for a while several weeks ago. The one I was trying not to Ted out over. I say to her "Hey, Lisa, right? I'm a friend of Phil's. We met a couple of weeks ago and danced a little bit. Remember me?" She shook her head a walked off. Adrian or Joe might want to fill in more details, because my memory is a little fuzzy. Of course, I did redeem myself a little with Erin, who lied about her age to make herself seem closer to me. That was neat. And douglas, no offense, I'm going with most screwed up.
alright, obviously there's some stories here and my fatherhood prevented me from taking part, so somebody's gotta tell me what happened.
Oh, and we totally twat blocked Joe's neighbor, Kim.
I just did.
i typed that before you posted.
Jay that pretty much was the story. She walked by, you said your thing and she shook her head and walked away. That was it. The twat block was classic. She must hate us.
Just like 99.9% of other women.
Yeah, jay was pretty much the duck flying around in duck hunt and Lisa was the shooter. After the infamous opening line, lisa pulled out the 12 guage and shot big jay down. She nailed his little left wing and he went in a downward spiral. Jay did bounce out of his spiral before the dog could eat him and take him over the buch with a Hail Mary to Erin. Nice pull out jay. That just shows how strong his right wing is to carry him back to redeemable glory."Yeah i save thousands of lives a day.." Great line Jay
not sure what you are talking about wes, the first team had seven or eight sacks and three picks...it's hard to judge the defense though playing against the third string walk on quarterback of course.
All I am saying is that I had a great time and we should have unplanned cookouts and walk to bars more often
Louisvilles Defense is just outscore the other teams offense. It is pretty much the USC philosphy.
yeah, the cookout was a great idea on mine and phil's part wasn't it?
good fight:http://www.break.com/index/downgoeskimbo.html
Didn't I hear wes is having a cookout this week while abby is out of town?
What is going on for derby this year?
Anyone interested in actually GOING to Derby this year?
ad for a mattress manufacturer in germany: http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/unca...zed/ziegler.jpg
Today's Birthdays: Actor-comedian Cedric the Entertainer is 42. For Cuban: Latin pop singer Alejandro Fernandez is 35. Singer Kelly Clarkson is 24.
one legged man kicking ass on a dance machine:http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...409916287608026
I would be willing to go to derby, but I would enjoy hanging out at someone's (e.g. Joe's) house and drinking. And then doing a 1 mile stagger up to Brendan's to ask andrea if they have pitchers.
Abby comes back on thursday. If it doesn't rain we can put something together.
Natty sci is primed for taking over the world, thanks to this judge. Let's see how negative we can take the US job productivity.http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl...fn/3814753.html
Had he hit her at 88 miles per hour, she could have gone back in time, saw each other then fainted, not allowing this tragedy to occur.http://sbsun.com/news/ci_3740144
I'm not gonna lie, if I could get a game to run on PC, I would totally play this.http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/fun.ga...s.ap/index.html
hey wes, worried about uk whole fucking team this year?
oh, that's a low blow. actually early reports are saying uk's looking pretty good, and woodson and pulley are having an old fashioned starting qb race
This is where Wes jumps in and says, "I'm only a UK Basketball fan." and proceeds to tell you how he has liked Texas football since the beginning of time.
Web-Surfing Worker Can't Be Firedhttp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060424...nternet_surfing
speaking of wasting time, Team Natty Sci trivia is going for an unprecidented third straight trivia victory.A new how I met your mother is on tonight, but if anyone wants to show up and watch the recorded episode at my place post-trivia (in HD goodness) you are more than welcome to.
So you all won Wick's on tuesday and last night at Bearno's?
Hey Dave, when are you going to stop lurking and hang out sometime?
dynamite drop in Dave
I think I'm gonna have to get into yoga now ...http://stuff4dudes.com/
Yeah, nice burn, dave. But, like brock said, are we ever going to actually see you?
So instead of a dispute ending in a stabbing, it will end with a shooting.http://money.cnn.com/2006/04/24/new...dex.htm?cnn=yes
Whatever, I will stop by one weekend party you guys have, just let me know. As long as I don't have to get up for work the next morning. I saw that picture of that guy from Britain that looks like you Jay, and I about pissed my pants.
i currently have $100 in gift certificates to bars, and I'd like to make it $150. What do you call three wins in a row again?
Seriously, I keep getting a "This page cannot be displayed" page. It's really starting to annoy me.
Watch it, Phil ... you and Pat Riley are gonna have words.
It happened again. So...Okay, that worked, let's see if this does. And to answer phil's question, are you referring to a three-peat?
We won one yesterday thats one, if we win one today that makes 2, win one more that is what we call a winning streak
and joe comes through!the crowd goes crazy!jay, are you getting errors? for real?
I thought you were looking for Trifecta or Turkey. Either would apply since its Derby Season and since Bar Trivia is about as athletic as bowling and you drink doing both.
ah ... well, good luck to your trivia team ... if you start wearin' girls panties and shit, I don't wanna hear about it
We do what we gotta do. How often is Natty Sci known as winners?
No, I am a huge UK football fan as well, however, I also enjoy Texas football. Barry, not all of us SEC football teams have enjoyed the winning tradition like LSU, I guess you guys are just better at hiding the monetary transactions from the NCAA, not to mention you guys have a winning tradition. It is pretty easy to build a winning football team at the likes of LSU...I could probably take the helm and go 9-3 there on talent alone. Of course, being a bottom dweller in the SEC is still better than being in any other conference. And just for that, UK is gonna whip your ass in basketball next year.
Coach Brooks is an idiot, however, he did somehow manage to recruit a good football class. This year UK's goal is to get to a bowl game. What is kind of scary is knowing as good as Raphael Little is for UK, we have the kid that beat him out coming back this year, and he is playing with a chip on his shoulder. I wouldn't put my reputation on this, however, there are talks surfacing that there could be another Thunder and Lightening duo and this time they don the blue and white jersey. UK also got back their all-sec freshman team lineman and have some redshirt freshman stepping up, and with the addition of Grinter and Micah Johnson, some interesting ideas are really erupting to the surface.
So UK football has had a bad century. Big f'ing deal. They are a shitty program and they still manage to put people in the stands.
Watch out for the Bearcats, we may only lose 40-7 this year!Who the hell schedules Ohio State and Virginia Tech with only 4 seniors?
Brock, i was getting ready to ask you is Cincy playing Oh.St at the Horse Shoe or at Cincy but then i thought to myself "Does it really matter?"
What would be awesome is if Cincy did a play like in Varsity Blues where the quarterback threw the ball at the mascott. But in this case have the Cincy QB throw the ball at Jim Tressel.
I would enjoy that. If you do recall, the last time UC and Ohio State played, Ohio State won the national title that year and UC lost on a last second drop on a 15-yd throw in the endzone.
I thought you were gonna say the hook and ladder
In NFL news, the Bengals have picked up their 50th QBhttp://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....SPT02/399990067I thought "what the hell are they doing?"To which the Baron replied "they have to play the Steelers twice, so they'll need all those QB's, and if they meet in the playoffs, they'll have just enough."
Fuck the hook and ladder, no one will remember it in 15 years. Everyone would remember Tressel getting pegged by the fucking ball, and then everyone should do a pile on.
The fumblerooski and hook and ladder are 2 of the greatest plays in sports.
Like UC has a QB good enough to hit a target
Anthony Wright is pretty good, but he'll have to do battle with Craig Krenzel ... that's right ... THE Craig Krenzel ... who I believe they got in order to genetically engineer a new knee for carson Palmer as well as a Chris Henry clone that doesn't own a gun and lays off the ganja
Bitches on motorcycles.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V629...amp;t=t&f=b
Word on the street be UK is suiting up Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris. If any of your football players are ninjas...be ware.
Gotta love the PTA.http://www.break.com/index/womenface.html
Hey Dave, if you ever feel like hanging out, you don't have to wait for the big planned events like Getting Bent in the Tent (New Years) of Blow Up St. Matthews (4th of July). Just call Phil, Jay, Wes, or whoever and tell them you think the Burkets are having a cookout. Trust me it works brilliantly.
I hate when people are on the Sci in the morning, and when I get on all the talk gets "gayed up" talking about the draft. I mean it's not even a game. It's something you could read about in ten minutes the next day... or spend all day staring at the tv (and if you're Phil) yelling at it.
This guy is a dancing machine..with only one leg.http://www.ebaumsworld.com/oneleg.html
I think today has set the record for the most re-posted items.
WES, sometime you must actually READ the website "Phil on Monday, April 24, 2006 at 11:35 AMone legged man kicking ass on a dance machine:"
Bastards keep up. did you know can't get fired surfing the internet and there is a video of a guy dancing pretty good on one leg.
MARC,sometime you must actually READ the website"Brock on Monday, April 24, 2006 at 3:50 PMI think today has set the record for the most re-posted items."
There is also this video with some old bitch jackin' up another old bitch.Old bitches, punch 'em in the face!
BROCK, sometime you must actually READ the website "Brock on Monday, April 21, 2006 at 2:31 PMGuys, I have to admit I like dudes."
MARC,sometime you must actually READ the website"Marc on Monday, April 21, 2006 at 2:37 PMGuys, I have to admit I wish Brock liked dudes."
Yes phil, I really have had some problems. It might just be the network here, though. And Wes, you might get Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer, but UofL's getting Mr. T. He will just pity UK into submission.
Careful Marc, I may have to punch you in the face like an old bitch.
Apparently you can be a Family Guy character, and help a kid with cancer too!http://www.fynstec.com/
Can anyone make out what the teacher says before she gets blasted in the face to make her head go "back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left"?
check out this article on the Indiana Jones "Euphoria" engine, and especially the videos:http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/702/702389p1.html
SWEET!http://www.americandadvsfamilyguy.com/
If UofL is gonna get Mr. T - he will pity the fool who is playing D for UofL.
Well Tyrus Thomas going to the NBA might just be the best thing for LSU. Now that T squared is gone, Darrel Arthur just signed on for LSU via the rumormill of course.Darrel Arthur: 6'9" and 215 pounds. PPG 27.0Ranked #12 player in the country and the 3rd best PF in his senior class.
I liked calling people out for reposting before calling people out for reposting sold out.
As we were leaving work today, a chick reached into her purse and found a wad of money. She commented that they were all ones, but that ones were good for certain establishments. That is neat. And at krogers, some woman was getting on her kid for saying liar. "Liar is just not a word we use". She was kind of going off on him. I just wanted to lean over and say, "Wow kid, imagine if you had said fuck!"
wes, all i'm saying "don't start no shit won't be no shit." sorry for signing on so late, i actually worked today.
You worked? Sucker.
Barry - what the FUCK are you talking about?
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