i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
Proposed design of the Natty Sci Shocker Tower, home to 200 condos and a the Five Diamond Wings and Pizza restaraunt "The Tuscan Mule." Condos will start at $140,000 so that people can actually afford them.
Posted by Phil on February 9th, in the morning | 887 comments
ignore the copyright 2006 thing on the bottom left. I did.
You took the time to photoshop in a tower..but not the time to photoshop out the copyright 2006?Nice.
This is also our opportunity to get some publicity. Nattysci.com to see future shocker towers is going in the comments baby!
alright, posted the image in the comments...
Ping Pong anyone?http://www.addictinggames.com/pingpong3d.html
Has it made the mainpage?
no front page yet, but it is scheduled for this hour at some point (all totalfark says is that it will go live between 11:00 and noon).this is like the first non-sports link I've had accepted in a long time.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45304as jerome said, "I'm tellin' ya ... there's a fuckin' Bills World Championship T-Shirt somewhere in the jungle right now"
Damnit I was caller 8 again for the girls gone wild
maybe they always say you are caller eight so you don't give up?looks like the towers made it onto fark.com...
motorcycle car chase - live (at noon at least)! http://www.nbc5i.com/videostream/58...263/detail.html
he's now at a house, video here: http://www.wfaa.com/
If I could afford it, I would totally buy a Natty Sci Shocker Tower condo. And I would eat at the Tuscan Mule restaurant every night.
I think everyone is caller 8 more as a form of torture.
I think the next phase of the complex should be an identical tower next to the Shocker Tower called the Spocker Tower.
what do you suppose dean cain was thinking?http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060209...grammys_fashion
happy birthday vincent gambini
Today at KFC i got 8 boneless wings, three chicken snackers and 4 chicken strips for 5.29.
dean cain? he was probably thinking "man, if I hadn't of blown out my knee I would have really helped shore up the buffalo bills secondary for their 4 super bowl appearences and all those kids in congo wouldn't be sporting 'Buffalo Bills 1990 World Champions' t-shirts."He's also thinking "My dad directed Young Guns!"
Adrian, did you blow the cashier to get that deal?
It was a chick. And i think it was some kind of mix and match bucket deal special. Or it could have been she wanted my tip (by tip i mean my penis head)!
Did you get it to go so you could pop in pop out?
Bogans and Hayes reunited!http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/...tory?id=2324675
that's really neat
I have already put a deposit in for a "Snooch Pounder Suite" in the middle tower, and a "Chode Chateau" in the folded ring tower. I feel sorry for the low-rent folks that take the $140K shanties in the stink finger tower. So second-class!
i bet it'd be easy to get a girl to wipe your ass in one of those
Good news for you and good news for me! Go to hell, Al Davis!http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2324836
apparently Petrino turned down $19 million over 5 years to stay at Louisville.
dumbass
"family wasn't ready for a move" is probably code for my son is on probation and can't cross state lines or something.
check out my coworker. What you don't see is his Ohio State Starter jacket and his T-bird blaring his favorite band Def Leppard with his girlfriend Angel. I'm not lying.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...Params=Itemnr=5
heard drew carey on sirius this morning and thought i'd start the day off with a few big dick jokes."My dick is so big it has an elbow.""My dick is so big it has its own dick and my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.""My dick is so big it only plays stadiums."
Just went to CVS from work and cut throught the Hyatt. Anybody looking to nail a high school chick we have a gold mine. All state choir convention is going on there. I keep getting older they stay the same age.
Spectacular.
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...Params=Itemnr=2FAG!
I don't work with that guy
Phil, just to let you know, "sweet action" is sweeping the office like a plague. My boss threw in a "sweet action" at the end of a meeting and I called him out on it. He said he had been saying it for weeks and he didn't know why. What is the world coming to? Phil's vocabulary is catching on.
joe, u seriously work with that guy? i saw that this morning when i was reading the paper and noted his spectacular mullet, accompanies by this extremely stupid comment that louisville needs a rail system.
so you're telling me we're renting a hotel room tonight at the hyatt??
mullets, rail systems and high school girls...what a thumping good read today.
An addendum to what joe said, I have been saying "sweet action" a lot too recently. And the hotel idea is genius douglas.
I once saw two people get married, and that was the gayest thing I had ever seen, until I looked at this collage.http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/02/09/ke...reut/index.html
i don't know, getting married is still pretty gay
a run down of the danish cartoon scandal, don't in animated GIF format on ytmnd.com: http://danishcartoons.ytmnd.com/
my little sister has her entire company saying "shank shu!" that's dedication to pushing a catch phrase.
maybe "Jay is the Way" has a chance?
Does anybody go to the Irish Rover? Apparently someone signed off on the "great guiness toast" as Rusty Shackleford there.
Wasn't me at the rover. I did however fill in the GUI and the last S of the guiness logo with a black magic marker so it read NES and then wrote UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT BA BA SELECT START as my name at flanagan's.these are the reasons i never ever get the pussy.
"Drawn Together" last night busted out up up down down left right left right b a b a start as a cheat code on xandar
I just bought the new Stuff magazine with Stacy Keibler on it. I had an "accident"....in my pants. There is a picture of Kate Moss in it and she is looking fine as hell. I never really thought she was hot. I guess it was because I always saw her standing next to Adriana Lima.
What the hell is wrong with the Courier-Journal? Why do you print the reactions of the biggest fucktards in the city?"Dat ting tis ugly! I'm fraid of dem hites, so it don't matta much enyway."What the hell? Is this Huck Finn? No wonder Louisville and Kentucky has this perception. By the way, the city isn't PAYING for the skyscraper dipshits! The city is giving the developers a tax break, and not even 100%, so instead of collecting $0 on the empty space where the Kingfish is, the city will collect $250,000 in 20% tax from a 10,000-person use building. ROAR!Sorry, I had to get that off my chest.
I never should have admitted to working with him
That guy has class:http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060210...atrina_congress
he shouldnt've have a job, and he shouldn't be photographed
brock is right though, everytime there's any event on local tv, the news station finds the biggest redneck/retard/ghetto combination they can find, puts a microphone in their face, and lets the fun ensue. Like on Wifeswap a couple months, i watched cuz i heard a family from kentucky was on. and guess what, they lived in a trailer in the middle of nowhere, hunted for all their food, had mullets, and they played banjo music everytime they were on.
my first comment was meant about joe's co-worker, not the FEMA guy, i do think he's gotten an extremely bad rap
That guy is hit up for everything. What they do is find people on the street and interview them. He is outside on smoke breaks a half hour of every hour.
You work downtown, next to Fourth Street, during business hours, there's a ton of people walking around in suits that speak well and brush their hair, but none of them were interviewed.
if only joe wasn't there to give the man on the street interview of "it looks like a hand with two fingers sticking up. someone needs to add a third tower to add a pinky. That would looking really shock people in Indiana."oh something similiar.
Good point D!
I think Crabtree is right on. I mean I guess we could have a guy with a backwards hat who looked like they just jumped out of an American Eagle catalog but where's the flavor in that?
So instead of a redneck, they should interview a pretentious douche?
A little delayed but, Phil, nice props on the photoshop, that demonstrated vision--definitely needs to go in the portfolio.
That's how he rollshttp://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT
"I can teach English pretty good." Great comment!
Anybody need a suit to "SUIT UP"?I've been on JoS A. Bank's email list somehow for a while. Too expensive and unecessary for me ight now but this deal seems good for the higher end stuff. Although I know shit about this stuff. here's a link to a 50% off coupon though.http://ebm.cheetahmail.com/c/tag/hB...hammp@yahoo.com
Marc, I'm not trying to bust your balls, but that last post was painful to read.
I agree
Back off the Brody, he's probably been beating the bishop and his hands are still shakey.
so, to change the subject, not trying to be rude, but what is going on this evening?
Drinking, debauchery...the usual.
it's whateva
wow, who fucked this chick. jay, if this chick can get some ass, there's always hope for you...http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11261633/
warning for wade, 3ft tall women alert for Douglas's 3:49 post!
I definitely need to go out tonight. Living in Frankfort is not nearly as exciting as it sounds.
whoever said it sounded exciting?
I think its time I renew my maxim subscription...http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20....fsu/index.html
obviously you didn't hear that you can get a crossbow and a camo hat for under $10.
kegger at the hyatt?
get shitty and go to Jim Porters?
u of l baseball starts soon. $1 beer and hotdogs on friday night, and their stadium is chairback...actually, the first friday game is March 3rd. Booooo!
I don't think i will make it out tonight, but tomorrow is fair game.
Jesus christ Douglas - they pick these people for comic relief. Are you telling me that if you weren't the camera guy you wouldn't pick the biggest retard you could, if there wasn't hot chicks around. I know i would.
phil where did you hear that about UL baseball?
Phil - thanks for the warning on the short chick. Damn those little people, scurrying around like rats. Need to put them on an island somewhere.
Do little people live in houses with vaulted ceilings? Wade's fear of them, (plus the memeory of the "Little House" fake reality show for a Geico commerical) has me asking that question.
Also, I understand them, little people, being afraid of jumping down from a height of five feet, more than I would but... Are they anymore scared of heights? ...or skydiving? that would be funny. And by funny I, in no way, mean anything that is offensive to a little person. I just mean it would be funny to see those little fuckers floating down from the sky. admit it, you do to. Except Wade. He'd run indoors and call the National Guard.
Iran doesn't fuck around.Person involved in attempted rape of a 17 year old girl is sentenced to death by hanging. And by "person involved," I mean the rape victimhttp://www.iranfocus.com/modules/ne...hp?storyid=5184Oh and her boyfriend sounds like a pussy.
Keep your eyes peeled fellas, lots of bad genes moving into this state (and bad tooth-to-gum ratios):http://www.crystalair.com/content.p...?id=35200601010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVEw6Y3sQ04
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. As the pallbearers are carrying out the casket, they accidentally bump into a wall. Hearing a faint moan from inside, the woman’s husband opens the casket and finds that his wife is actually alive!She dies again, 10 years later, at which point her husband has to go through another funeral. This time when the pallbearers carry the casket toward the door, the husband yells out, “Watch out for that f*cking wall!”
Big Jay: New star wars lego game, this time on Episode IV-VI:http://www.shacknews.com/docs/press...legostarwars2.xscreenshots:http://www.shacknews.com/screens.x/...iginal+Trilogy/
i just worked out on the eliptical machine at work. 20 minutes, level 2 (out of 10!). i'm kinda tired. like a lot.
Gotcha beat Philco,Tried out the new Recreation Center at UC tonight. INCREDIBLE! They have every piece of modern equipment you can imagine. Plus, a swimming pool with a lazy river. NUTS!One rep through most all of the Nautilus and "free-weight" machines and my arms are going to fall off.Check it out:http://www.uc.edu/reccenter/Facilit..._and_Schedules/
i like this bill right here: http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...WS0101/60212006basically, instead of chugging the left over wine (because you paid for it, don't want it to go to waste) you get to take it home. good deal, right? less drunk drivers and all kinds of stuff.But "Critics say the measure could place alcohol in the hands of already intoxicated people or encourage excessive drinking at home that could lead to domestic abuse."What? the alchohol is already in their hands. Domestic abuse? Who in the hell are these people?
Marc, here's the obituary for Joe Crosser.http://www.legacy.com/louisville/Ob...e=SearchResults
Nevermind. It's on there, but you have to search for it.
I found it jay, he did a lot of stuff.
Jay, remember, it is safer to shit in your hand and throw it in, than to actually sit on a toilet in a titty bar.Only dead Joe I found was this guy (and damnit I would have liked to have bought him a beer and talked about the good ole days before he went):Lowhorn, Joe Bob ALBANY -- Joe Bob Lowhorn, 76, Talbott Funeral Home. Published in The Courier-Journal on 2/12/2006.
If you ddi the search and search for the guy we knew in the last thirty days, you'd find him
Dick Channey: I hunt quail, Jeremy. They're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grubworm population. You got a fucking problem with that?http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060212...bDltBHNlYwM3MTY-
http://wookiessong.ytmnd.com/
So now we know what Bush and Cheney are going to do after their term is up. Crash weddings.
that was awesome. They just played Butthole Surfers "pepper" on the Fox.
a midget and a man with a 15 inch penis walk into a bar. the midget walks up to the bar and says, "hey they call my buddy the human swizzle stick, you know what they call me?" This joke is in the Matador but they never gave the punchline. Anyone got any ideas?
hmmm, i went to IMDB to look at the quotes. no jokes, but look at these gems:I'm as serious as an erection problem. Julian Noble: Margaritas always taste better in Mexico.Danny Wright: Yes they do.Julian Noble: Margaritas and cock. Sorry about the cock thing, it's kind of a conversation stopper. I hate these Latin countries. It's all flirty-flirty no sucky-fucky. I hate Catholic countries. All blushy, blushy. No sucky fucky. I look like a Bangkok hooker on a Sunday morning, after the navy's left town. I wouldn't do that for all the teenage twat in Thailand.
I've never wanted to go to a strip club more than right now after seeing this Foxy Lady ad on the CJ's website:http://gcirm.courier-journal.com/Re...oxy_300x250.jpg
NetFlix throttling shipments because of people like Marc:http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/02/10/ne...y.ap/index.html
Damn reruns!! Maybe I will be at trivia.Monday, February 13, 8:30PM ET/PT"Belly Full of Turkey"When Ted and Robin give thanks by volunteering at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving Day, they are shocked when they see the last person they would ever expect doing good for others.
apparently there won't be a new episode until the 27th. to make it worse, Lazy Eye McBigBoobs is listed as a guest star. I can't wait for this Victoria chick to get the hell off the show. She freaks me out.
It's horseshit
I have never seen the thanksgiving episode, so I'll be able to watch that tonight. (I hooked up an antenna, so I no longer have to drag Joe and Marc to phil's condo at 1:30 in the morning). And leave it to phil to be freaked out by something normal people wouldn't notice.
I might make it to trivia, however, I am going out of town tomorrow morning so maybe not. Lincoln, Nebraska here I come.
when does she leave for australia?
i don't know if it is a lazy eye, but they do kinda freak me out. they make me a little dizzy: http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0930...,%20Ashley%20(I)i'm not saying that i wouldn't do her, of course.
I don't know she might smoke
Our production manager has been a whiny little bitch all morning. I just want to go over and flick him in the fucking forehead and say "How do you like dim apples"!
i think that either Ashley Williams wrote the trivia for her IMDB.com profile or she has a stalker who is really good at what he does:http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0930053/bio"Has been writing diaries since she was little (and has so far filled up 37 of them!)"
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie ... DUI too?http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=2329109
She has to be accepted into the program first Joe - Once in a lifetime opportunity for the short duration of this opportunity = lots of responses = lots of time sifting through the bullshit = long wait = i don't know if she is accepted = uncertainity
Uncle Owen bites the dust.http://movies.msn.com/movies/articl...52>1=7756
Another reason why Conan is LEGEN.....wait for it.....DARY.http://tv.yahoo.com/news/ap/2006021...3971902000.html
Too bad George Forman is like a 100 yrs old.http://msn.foxsports.com/boxing/sto...305466?GT1=7840
Interesting article on the top 25 baseball innovations in the past 25 yearshttp://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/colum...&id=2329027
hey phil we have a stuffed valentine's monster in our office that sings your song, the "muhna muhna" song from the muppets.
STEAL IT!
They have them at wal mart.
It sings, dances and has blinking lights
STEAL IT, why pay for it when u can get it for free.
besides, it's not like it's a cop car or something
But what if it was a cop car? That probably wouldn't stop you.
B mac stole the cop car. I was an innocent bystander trying to get home in one piece.
Batman vs. Al Qaedahttp://comics.ign.com/articles/688/688140p1.html
DUI for driving a kids electric buggy.http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100...-name_page.html
I think I am gonna have to fight for this.http://online.wsj.com/public/articl....html?mod=blogs
damn double standards, but I might just watch Ice dancing to see her thoughhttp://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...mp;lid=tab2pos1
Should have used the Lemon Lawhttp://www.metrowestdailynews.com/l...rticleid=121872
They expect me to shower and shave for a date. What the hell?
(In Marc's BMac impersonation) I...I don't know guys, I think you should get your money back.
Me (As B-Mac) Come on guys, I only pay for a date if she's a fucking ten. And she likes accounting. And she puts out. And she's a keeper. Otherwise, the law of averages, the expenses-to-date ratio, and of course the continued probability of her never wanting to see me again all factor into my analysis that yes, you should be cheap and not pay for dates.
what kind of trivia crowd are we expecting tonight?
i believe wade will be there. plus myself, marcus brodie and probably brent.
That was way to coherent for a BMac spiel of that length. I he goes on that long, It will sound more like this. Come on guys, I'll only pay for a date that sleep much with me and then two guys, I mean three, no two guys walk into a bar and one guy says...A guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and asks for...he says he wants a drink to comm...he wants twelve drinks to commemerate his first blow job, but the bartender doesn't have enough...It's midnight blue, bitches!Something like that.
(as b mac) Hey man, what would you rather have a nice cold beer, I mean frosted mug cold, just completely refreshing you know, the best beer you ever had or an ok blow job?
(as bmac) I don't know guys, a cold beer is pretty good.
i was making fun of bmac more than i was trying to mimick him. jay, that was spot on. that deserves a slow clap
Actual exchange:(bmac) so douglas, we're running outside in like, you know, zero degree temperatures right now. would you rather be inside drinking some nice, hot, tempting hot chocolate, with like marshmallows, while you're getting a blowjob, only the blowjob is from the fattest whale bitch you've ever heard of, i mean like roseanne barr fat, or keep running?(me) i guess the blowjob...(bmac) what??? you mean you want a blowjob from an ugly fat bitch?(me) okay, i'd rather keep running...(bmac) what??? you mean you'd rather keep running than like, get some head? what's wrong with you? and i digress
Phil, the Victoria character (Ashley Williams) is set to be in at least the next four episodes. So quit your whining. She might surf the net and read mean things about her. While I, for one, would love to "get to know here romantically." Hello Ms Williams, Marcus Brody wants to take you out for a lovely dinner of french fries and ranch dressing.
http://photobucket.com/albums/e121/...=robot20sex.jpgnote to self: start collecting boxes with holes cut out strategically so I can be a Slutty Robot for halloween!
Brown lab webpage just finished, now you can go online to not understand what the hell I'm doing down here. ( Idon't really know either)http://www.biology.lsu.edu/labpages...ownlabhome.html
barry, what's that's brown squishy thing in your hand? and why does your professor have a look of displeasure while you're holding up said brown squishy thing
Thank you fellas for the B-mac Improv Hour, I am now crying with laughter.
Gotcha beat Barry, try and figure this stuff out:http://homepages.uc.edu/~dekoterp/
Barry, so these fish that your buddy studies...do they have a mud trail in them? http://www.biology.lsu.edu/labpages...wnlab/jerry.JPGThat looks like some good skillet cookin' right thare.
based on brock's post, you can find all kinds of fun stuff about the Baron! I would recommend against it, because I'd rather think of the Green Baron as a mystical force that might just be in brock's imagination. But now I not only know he exists, but also likes the SU-2000 Portable Ultrasonic Humidifiers "cool look and easy operation" and that he feels that "it produces heck of a lot of cool steam."Worlds are colliding, Jerry. Worlds are colliding.
Douglas, the "brown squishy thing" is a clump of oysters and mussels like the one pictured below it. The displeasure is probably due to it being cold and windy that day. Wing Commander, people do eat black drum (if you've ever had "redfish" they are closely related), and its actually pretty good. The catch is that those guys are riddled with parasites. I had a teacher that caught a 100lb drum...80 lbs fish, 20lbs parasites.
i'm guessing that 'brown squishy thing' isn't the technical term for oysters and mussels, huh? i give props to you smart people, i couldn't do it
more like brown, hard, sharp stuff
I'll have to remeber to bring home some shrimp, crabs, and oysters sometime
Bmac - if you are reading that shit, you have to admit it is pretty funny. Jay that was pretty good, however, I think I pretty much had a conversation with Bmac about the beer that joe was talking about.
Barry, is the taste worth the parasites. I am going to use the same ruling I use on chicks, if the look is there, but the goods are damaged, beware and double up.
wow, some chinese chick just bit it in figure skating, went out on some busted knees and they just finished second.it's a shame she and her family will be put to death for not getting a gold because she's a little trooper.
Phil, I swear to god you better be jerking off to figure skating and not watching it for the artistic and athletic skill of the skater, because I will punch you.
Better look out, General Ross, you might get an LAPD ass whoopin'. http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...k.ap/index.htmlYes, I am that big of a nerd.
was it the olympics you were watching or skating with celebrities? You know, Dave Coulier isn't in the olympics.
suit up for valentine's dayhttp://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/
damn I am going to win a radio contest one of these days. I was caller 6 for a limo ride with tony vanetti for me and 3 friends to some strip club on 7th street.
what day is steak and BJ day?
video of chicking biting it last night. it still hurts my balls to look at it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eon_...rch=Zhang%20Danit's in like chinese or french or something, NBC seems to be a bit assholish about what's on the internet with the olympics...asses.
steak and BJ day = March 14th.
team name from trivia last night: "any of you ladies looking to do something stupid for valentines day, we're something stupid." I wanted to go with something else, but we figured it'd be a played out team name (we were right). But it looks like others have the same idea I did:http://dickhunt.ytmnd.com/
It is ashame that the ice skaters from China in that clip were shot in the head and buried in a shallow grave just above the tree line in the Italian alps. Oh well, more "ice mummies" for future generations to find in about 2500 years.
i think the only thing more fun in the olympics than making the "do this or your family will die" jokes about the chinese is making up fake lyrics to the russian national anthem. but they jack up the medal ceremonies and stuff. I don't think I've seen one so far.
hey phil quit plagarizing ESPN.com. At least note your source.
please tell me there is an ESPN.com article about singing along with the russian national anthem!
Thanks joe. You just said what we were all thinking.
i'm thinking about funbags
Phil, what time is trivia tonight?
Touche, douglas.
Bill Simmons from 2002 olympicsTHUMBS UP ... for the medal ceremonies. Those never get old. You know what scares me? Other than the Canadian and U.S. national anthems, the song that always gets me is the Russian anthem -- I keep having good-natured flashbacks to Ivan Drago and Nikolai Volkoff from the '80s. Hey, have you ever tried to sing along to the Russian anthem and made up fake words for it? Um ... me neither.
The Sports Guy reran the article yesterday
The plagarism burn, its no haiku burn, but still fun
7:00pm, wicks!i was worried trivia would be cancelled because of valentines day, but apparently people that do bar trivia lack significant others. go figure.and while I don't doubt that i am subconsciously reciting stuff I read on ESPN.com, I feel very strongly about singing along with the russian anthem (actually, i think it might be technically the soviet anthem because I don't think they played it in the 90s, but it was recently restored). Hell, big jay can vouch for the fact that I not only have the russian national anthem but also the russian navy hymn on my laptop.
well, now I'm just confused. i believe, if anything, i was ripping off an article I read four years ago without knowing it because i certainly didn't read it yesterday. my apologizes. normally i am very considerate when i rip people off.
maybe he'll kill himself on his own before we get a chance to:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11302827/
A better version of Nirvana Teen Spirithttp://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/02/teenspirit.html
I have but one test score to get back today. Hopefully I did well enough on it (I didn't finish it, half the class didn't finish it. So if I did well on what I DID finish and get some credit for the questions that I didn't complete... then hopefully I'll be an okay grade. (Everyone in that class thinks I'm the smarter, which I didn't care about...but now I don't want to prove them wrong.)Got back another test, 96, and scored higher than the dude who is always talking in class. Rock on. Take that class participation dude. There is a chance I won't make it to trivia tonight. It sucks because this maybe the first time of Church, beginning of the destruction of the G.I. Jews. I might make it. We'll see how it goes. I don't even get out of class until late anyway.
i find this strangely awesome: live carpet installation!http://laurarey.ca/carpet/carpet.htm(nothing is happening right now besides the person who install the webcam playing with a gerbil ball and a teddy bear)
that's exciting, as if i didn't have enough boredom already today
just what the world needs:http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=614
team name for tonight:happy valentines day, booze! you always know what to get me: drunkit needs work.
I have something I want to say, but I don't want to piss anyone off, so I'm going to say it in german. Ich glaube Herr Altheim hat ein anderer Geheimfreundin.
4 years of german don't fail me now:I believe mr. oldheim? has another secret friend
ah, i didn't know wtf Altheim was supposed to be. Or what Geheim was. oh well, $10 gift certificate at wicks = 4 FREE DRINK FOR PHIL! WOoooooooooooooooo POW!($2.50 imports on tuesdays, bitches!)
alt is old
I plan on making it to trivia tonight.
It's going to be a crew! Suck it GI Jews!
http://www.lovecalculator.com/love....name2=Jagerbomba match made in heaven
so who's marc's secret friend?
*cough*bullshit*cough*"Romantic love is not only an emotion, it's a basic mating drive, and it's stronger than the sex drive."http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/cond...love/index.html
Phil, how in the world did you come up with that?
It's finally going to happen...my high school dream, I'm going to see her (though armed guards will likely keep me at a distance). I'm going to be at Mardi Gras and so will she. Of course it's not as cool now that she's damaged goods and I did waste 15 minutes of my life watching her reality show (I tried to make it through a whole episode, but it was just too painful...but she will be here.http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mus...s.ap/index.html
And why the hell do we get denied from the coaches poll when we win 7 straight and are 1st in the sec, but we lose 2 out of our last 3 (at bama and at florida) and we're now worthy of being ranked? What the fuck?
They fucked up now...don't go after the Colonel.
helps if you put the link on, although it appears that I am talking to myself anywayhttp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060214...rophet_drawings
college basketball is dead to me
Damnit, I need better conversation. I'm getting bored.
so i just signed up for a cornhole tournament at my work starting this afternoon. winner gets our company's suite at the bats game opening weekend. i'm so money
When it becomes an olympic sport I am so there
okay jay, here's a conversation:let's say that, like, we have a nice day like today, and you can choose between playing golf at the nicest golf club in louisville, i mean with smooth greens and awesome fairways, but you have to play with a naked fat chick, or taking jagerbombs on a yacht, i mean the nicest yacht you can think of, with like its own kitchen and bar and surround sound, with three naked fat chicks, what would you do?
I challenged Phil to a game of "H-O-R-S-E" at lunchtime ... he kicked my ass. Keep this in mind ... Phil cannot be defeated from inside the arc.
ummmm....yeah. I would be Phil left handed while receiving a hummer from Maria Sharapova.
mid range jumper, a lost artform
beat Phil...correction to post above
trivia turnout for tonight. I am a maybe. What do we got?
Her name is Melissa, I met her when I was at Fourth Street Live one night getting my swerve on. I better not sing in front of her or she'll be smitten on me...just like all the others. If you all win tonight then some of these people should come again, like Church and Adrian. Ahh... I miss the Church and Adrian calling each other "gay" fights.
so the shit talking has already commenced in regards to the cornhole tournament. needless to say, there's officially a bull's eye on my ass, partly because i've been running my mouth, and partly b/c people just like to look at my ass.
i think right now we are looking at:myselfadrianmatt churchbrentand joe as a maybe.
hey phil,"muhna muhna"
This lady dropped out some cupcakes at our office and of course i said to her..."Two, no six, no twelve, baker's dozen!I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin."She just looked at me and walked out of the kitchen. These cupcakes are fuckin' great!
out = off..correction to post above. I cannot fucking type.
http://www.sunidesus.net/MuppetManaMana.wmv
doop doop do do do do do Muhnamana
that damn monster has corrupted our office. People are walking around in all directions singing it. damn you muppet, damn you!!!
Holy crap, did marc just fess up to a ladyfriend? Wow. I am impressed.
Hmm... Do I make fun of the disabled woman or the woman driver. Desicions, desicions.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/60214014
That chick in the motorized wheelchair is a beggar with no legs that asks for a leg up all the time. She patrols the 4th 5th Jefferson Liberty block. EMS has been called on her numerous times. She annoys the hell out of me.
You know how i know your gay...You have a sticker on your car that reads "I Love Balls".
this is a great basketball chant:http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/5331874
you know what's funny about the wheelchair lady article, the writer went out of the way to note the Indiana license plate
i am victorious in round 1, a bludgeouning of 22-6
Parenting is funhttp://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_..._id=kKGxaol4qws
Brent, mark my words, they are going to find that kid's dad cut up into small pieces and in about 4 Hefty bags scattered along I-95 in about 10 years.
Phil, the upriver and automotive version of what I did to your bathroom on Halloween:1. Cincinnati Car Bomb The act of taking a dump inside of a car.When I saw that decrepit geezer rolling across the parking lot laughing devilishly, I realized that parking in the handicap spot with my windows down had caused me to become a victim of the dreaded Cincinnati Car Bomb.
Fuck it, I'm on a roll. Couple of new defs up on UD:Cave Crickets Leaving piles of shit all over someone's bathroom floor because you were blitzed on beer and Jager-bombs, and you couldn't find a light switch or the toilet for that matter. Bonus points for landing Bathtub Bombs and Trashcan Treats in an attempt to find something round and porcelain to hang your ass over.I got plowed at the pub, got 5 numbers, got a ride home, and left Cave Crickets all over the bathroom floor of some nice person since I was falling down drunk and some asshole put the light switch behind the bathroom door. I had shit from wall to wall in that place...and no square inch of linoleum was spared. Source: Stinkin' Lincoln, LouisvilleLouisville Lapdance A lapdance from a stripper on the rag, leaving blood stain all over your white t-shirt. First used in the Chestnut Street establishments, circa January 2006. Use Shout and All with bleach to remove the remnants of the Louisville Lapdance.The string should have tipped me off that the ho didn't have her shit clean. We was bump'n and grindin' and then I looked down and it looked like an autistic kid had fingerpainted my shirt dark red from my bellybutton to my dick. I asked for $20 back and slapped that bitch for giving me a Louisville Lapdance.
Hey Joe, Winnie Cooper (Danica McKellar) may be your lost love. She's a mathematician, and she discovered her own theorem. (Chayes-McKellar-Winn theorem)http://www.npr.org/templates/story/...storyId=5201825
Wade, do me a favor, and never post again.
Wade, per our conversation at trivia, stripper glitter would be way better then a louisville lap dance.
so i have a bone to pick with sesame street. watching the dvd with my almost 2-year old daughter, and oscar the grouch comes on and sings a song called "I Love Garbage," where he basically lists all kinds of trash that he loves. Okay, that's fine, it's going well, until he decides to say he loves "rusty trombones."this is fucking sesame street, i don't ever want my daughter to know what that shit means, or even hear that phrase, and you can't tell me the writers of that shit didn't know what it meant. they're all laughing about this shit.
Earmuffs, douglas...Sesame St. just jumped up a couple of notches in my book.
Children's programmers are sick. There's a DragonTales song that goes "just put your lips together and blow." Everybody knows about the Aladdin thing where he says 'good girls have sex,' and something with 'the lion king' where the clouds are having sex or something like that.
don't get me wrong, it's funny as shit, but when you're watching it with your kid and it comes out of nowhere, hearing rusty trombone on sesame street will take you by surprise. i had to rewind it to make sure i heard it right
not to mention this kid show: http://waxy.org/random/video/kidshow2.wmv
the aladdin one is something like all good teenagers take off there clothes.
Happy birthdays to Matt Groening and milf Jane Seymour.
hmmm, that's video didn't even work for me. try this one instead if it doesn't work for you: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/kidsshow2.html
Hey douglas, bellarmine has a DH in West Georgia this weekend, you miss it at all?
believe it or not, yes i do, i knew the start of the season was coming up soon. i was talking to scrog about it yesterday.
I understand the general concept behing rusty trombone being a sexual thing such as the dirty sanchez, but what exactly is the rusty trombone? Also, isn't alice in wonderland all screwed up?
the rusty trombone is when a girl is licking your asshole while reaching around to jack you off at the same time
fantastic
why don't people understand that when I am at work I don't want to think. I don't mind plugging your numbers for you, but they don't pay me to think while I do it.
Jay, I have a duty and an obligation to educate the masses. I like to think of myself as an evangelist of that which is unsaid. Wait till I define the "Frank In the Tank" otherwise known as "The Brown-sided Backhand."
Oh Phil, i just checked my source code for that lawyer site that i did and two of my awesome variable/function names where:$whodisbe - variable name to pull the lawyers namegetmysubgroupsyo() - function to pull category subgroups.Some lady from wyatt tarrant and combs as going through the source code and called me up and asked me what was getmysubgroupsyo().
Just found some more variable names:$wahwawahwahwah - variable name was suppose to be a reference to the grown up talk in charlie brown.$datareaper - just sounded funny$arrayMePlease - array name
Oh and my favorite$whatchatalkinboutwilis - had to deal with a guestbook system
Wade, you have already explained Frank in the Tank to me. Why does everything have to be about bodily excretions?
Wow. Apparently I completely killed the conversation.
I am leaning towards Adrian's computer lingo as the culprit.
I have a better convo killer. I'm planning to come back to Louisville this weekend for the first time since New Years, any plans?
I'm sure we can think of something Brock. And I think I need to look into this, because, let's be honest, I am retarded when it comes to women.http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/02/1...s.ap/index.html
Jay, you teach them the Brownside Backhand on your second date too.
I don't understand the workplace. A guy makes a crack about me going to the classy strip clubs (7th street). I respond with, "that is where I met your mom." why am I the bad guy here? Why am I the one being threatened for crossing a line? I call self defense here.
Wow.http://today.reuters.com/news/newsa....xml&rpc=22
Classic LSU paper cover title.http://www.tigerweekly.com/
Top 10 Sci-Fi movies (that never existed)http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com...whatisthematrix
awesome jordan commercial (via the sports guy's links): http://www.nike.com/jumpman23/home/index.jspclick on the icon between the shoes, then the upper-left-square, then "watch"
final four of the cornhole tournament, semifinals in 20 minutes...
Your lucky i don't work there.
Damn that Karma, gets you everytime. Just ask Earl J. Hickey.http://www.longmontfyi.com/Local-Story.asp?id=6219
That Italian leader is tasteless and tactless. I love it. Although he does sound kind of like a douche.
It looks like the Louisville Lapdance has made it to south carolina. But apparently the strippers there LOVE McDonalds.http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/02/15/m...d.ap/index.html
Someone say something interesting. I am bored out of my mind.
uh, there is a paper rock scissors contest at o'shea's on thursday. here's an article on some advanced "Roshambo" play: http://www.worldrps.com/index.php?o...3&Itemid=28
paper rock scissors awesome
What is sad, we actually studied this when I was in Seymour.
so, does anyone have the new swimsiut issue?
I am victorious! I got the company suite at the opening bats game. Too bad I may have another job by then
cornhole is the shit
no pun intended
I got the swimsuit issue, not bad. Sharapova isn't that hot compared to all the models. When cornhole becomes an olympic sport I have a future.
Could Eric Crouch be the next Doug Flutie?http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2332065
this is the comeback i am interested inhttp://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2330897
slow news day huh?
mike davis hahahahaha. Go hoosiers!!
Tony and Dwight just played 4 hours of AC/DC
i actually like mike davis and think he's getting a bad rap.
he wants out
Interesting read.http://www.forbes.com/entrepreneurs...ostitution.html
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread alloverthe table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anythingresembling a tiger."He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have anice cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed,......................Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
Dumb blonde jokes are never passe.
Wow - this is actually kinda scary if you think about it.http://www.thecouriermail.news.com....8^36399,00.html
I think that guy just wrote a "Law & Order" script.
Happy 60th birthday to Jeremy "Boba Fett" Bulloch. He's almost as old as my dad.
Adrian and Church - probably the only ones who care.http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...s.ap/index.html
Ice T is 48 today
Levar Burton is 49
man, ice t's old, but he's still pimpin' at 48, have you seen his wife? he's got himself a busty white girl
Does this statement seem a little off? An underwriter told me her "head would fall off if it wasn't attached." What the hell?
Is ice T's chick that CoCo ex porn star?
yup, and have you never heard that phrase?
lose my head if it wasn't attached I have heard
it could be them just trying to be funny in an ironic type of way.or they could be stupid.
Ozzie Guillen on A-Rod: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2332682
What's phil going to do if he can't get to Oshea's?http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/60216001
If I make it to 84, I want to be this guy.http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT
Who cares about door knobs and ceiling fans up in smoke, what about the lingerie shop next door and the hot chick that works in there? Is she OK? Where is the reporting on human life? Is all the media cares about material things nd death? What about that girl and her beautiful highlighted hair, her 34C-24-34 figure, those wonderful tits, those pouty lips and the bedroom eyes...I digress. Why didn't anyone call me on this, I am sure she needed someone to hold onto, and instead of me, some volunteer firefighter was holding that nice piece of ass. Goddamnit, this just ruined my day!
See Joe you should have acted like you were horribly insulted and taken her straight to HR. Tell them that you thought it was a sexual advance about her wanting to give head. Fuck Powerball - you would have been sitting pretty with Chase money.Then you could have sat on your ass all day and get paid. So in reality, you already do that - but you would get one big lump sum payment.
They are never gonna catch this dog unless they entice it with food. A whippet can run 35.5 miles an hour. And what is really funny is they want to capture this dog because it is a Westminster Dog Show winner (similar to winning the NCAA basketball championship in the dog world).http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060216..._ot/missing_doghttp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060216..._ot/missing_dog
I don't know what made me think of this, but it has to go on the list of all time great celebrity burns. Roseanne once insinuated (on the view, or oprah, or some other shitty show) that Tom Arnold was "small." Tom's response, "Yeah well, even a 747 looks small when its flying over the Grand Canyon." Anyone else think of great celebrity burns?
joe...relative?http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...RES03/602160305
When Tommy Lee gave Pam Anderson Hepatitis
not that I know of.
New Lara Croft.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,185078,00.html
Have to say it...those are nice guns.
For once I agree with you, commander.
this is what UofL missed out onhttp://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5335122
unknown? she was Sacrificial Maiden in AVP! Gosh.
I will say, she does seem to be contorting her body in a weird fasion in the picture. Maybe she can do that in the sac. Oh right!
I need to consult with some musically competent people. Is collective soul Christian music? I claimed they have Christian tendencies but I would not call their music Christian.
(b-mac voice) I don't know guys...it looks like she's got a little extra around the waist. she's not really a ten.http://img.hexus.net/v2/gaming/scre.../lara_small.jpg
a ten a fucking ten
i wouldn't throw her off of me
4th street is advertising the shortest mardi gras parade. You think it is a parade of midgets?
was that quaestion directed specifically at me? bec. i haven't heard anything.
Philco - I think that is due to the body contorting. Atleast it better be because she is a model, unless she is a plus sized model..and i honestly doubt that.
Open question to anybody. A parade of midgets would be awesome. Sorry Wade, but I would have to watch a parade of midgets.
Joe, I never thought collective soul was part of the god squad, like twelve stones, scott stapp, evanescense, 1000 ft crutch, and bands like that. Although if I heard more of their music, I could make a more informed desicion. And I'm guessing the parade has nothing to do with little people.
Is davis resigning? They have a story about it on c-j, but it all looks like speculation. can anyone give me a more definitive answer?
Yes - at the end of the year.
And time for my favorite model.Yamila Diaz Rahi - aka that girl on Burket's refrigerator.http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fe...a_diazrahi.html
the section with the veterans in the swimsuit issue is great
i'm partial to marissa millerhttp://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fe...isa_miller.html
she has big boobs
there is a new chick brooklyn who is hot
Defending "The Office" - Baron you might want to read.http://www.slate.com/id/2135824/?GT1=7838
Sure have the little SOB's in for a parade, it concentrates them in one spot for my "Day of Reckoning" I have planned for them.
Shit, get me one of thesehttp://www.rapidnewswire.com/fordhybrid.htm
Happy Birthday Paris Hilton (25), Denise Richards (35) and Jerry O'Connell (32)
Also, Michael Jordan is (43). Apparently the courier journal doesn't find this important. Stupid newspaper.
What are the chances we can get MJ to take a class a bellarmine and play IM basketball with us? That would be awsome.
we need an intramural team for something
joe, what are you doing tonight? u feel like going to 4th st? i have to go to lucky strike after work and get drunk
What is at lucky strike tonight?
http://nsconanb.ytmnd.com/
company thing, regardless, i'm going to be drunk come 9/10 o'clock
It is Cuban's birthday this weekend so he wanted to do something this weekend sometime. Bmac mentioned skiing tomorrow. So, we might go out tonight for his birthday and ski tomorrow.
let's go out then...
unless you want to take him to a disney movie, in which case i won't go to lucky strike...
I kinda like the disney movie idea.
Anyone interested in skiing we are going leaving to go to Perfect North slopes at 4 pm tomorrow.
never beein skiing before..but I think I will pass.
i need more notice to do that
we just decided in the past hour to do this
Chris and Joanna have committed to skiing
They're also committed to a life-long relationship. Stupid bastards.
This guy at lunch just asked me about the Bambi walk. After telling the frankfortians about it, they decided to come up with a frankfort version. The same guy said we were going to have to do that sometime, but since I'm so much bigger than he is, I have to drink two at everybar for his one. I wasn't quite sure how many, and was a little nervous about it, but then he said it was only seven bars, and I said "that's doable". All this was in front of our director, by the way.
Well how many bars are in frankfort? 3 bars times 2 shots = 6 drinks. Maybe if you did that like 5 times..then that would be a good time.
Xota count me in, if we are invited of course.
Alright, you're in. And this headline just sounds like porn waiting to happen.http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULTGiggity giggity giggity
what's the bambi walk again?
Haha..sucker..time for Natty sci to invade frankfort. The Governor won't know what hit him.
maybe you guys should go here tonight. looks like a lively place.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ENE04/602170335
nothing makes friday better than a sports guy mailbaghttp://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060217
thanks phil for saving yet another conversation that I killed (think Chris Farley and the biscuit in Tommy Boy). Vote for your favorite swimsuit model.http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/si...mpus/index.html
What a great mailbag
I'm glad to see Bill is on board with my Friends / How I Met Your Mother theory.
the show will die when they neuter the men
i don't see barney getting neutered
the near hookup with robin almost neutered him, but he recovered strong
I just like the fact that he compared J.J. Redick to Billy Zabka.
Yeah, I can see How I Met Your Mother going into a free fall of ballessness, if the writers don't keep the current balance. And, for the love of god, they can't pull a "Chandler and Monica" with Robin and Barney. An episode where they have drunk sex could be funny, but a relationship would be disaterous.
anyone familiar with this movie?http://imdb.com/title/tt0084786/quotes
Read in this how the band formed. Classy. Also, move the cursor over the top links like bio and see the mouse. Can we get one that looks like a shocker?http://www.trivium.org/bio.php
I *think* I might have seen They Call Me Bruce once in high school, but I'm not too sure. It sounds familiar. Of course, any cult classic kung-fu movie is good in my book if they recommend New Jack City to go along with it.
I don't know if I ever saw They Call Me Bruce, but I remember seeing They Still Call Me Bruce many times as a kid, but I can't remember anthing about it.
My parents are apparently wealthy all of a sudden, so they are going to Chicago for the weekend. Thus, I'm going to pass on heading to Louisville this weekend. However, I may be up for some breaking of knees, I mean skiing. I tried it once in Colorado and spent most of the time lying on my back, so why not do it again?
it isn't so bad on these fake slopes at perfect north. Not as bad at all.
I have now been officially challenged to out drink my co-workers. I know I can, because even though i'm in the bottom 10% of natty sci drinkers, that still puts me in the top 1% overall. While we were talking about it, one guy said "14 shots of what?" and I said "Whatever" and then another guy said "151?" So, yeah, I'll need a new liver by the end of the summer.
Promise me that if Cuban is sloshing gracefully around the slopes, OR if he akss how he's doing you must reply. "LOOKING GOOD!"
the cuban on skis jokes write themselves
has anybody else heard butthole surfers on the fox recently? I have heard it 3 times this week
i am saying 14 shots of 151 = death. Test it out Jay.
a new olympic event
in the past, 6 shots of 151 would have Marc on the Burkett floor. Not puking, not unconscious, but laying on the floor while trying to carry on a conversation because I couldn't stand up. Ahh good times.
But that was always six shots BEFORE we went out, so maybe it was always in a couple hours of time. Spaced out maybe have been different.
either way it's putting hair on your balls
14 shots of 151, is equivalent to 23.5 shots of 90 proof whiskey. Tip the bottle boys!
Did anyone see the American snowboarding chick hot doggin' it?!?!? Bye bye, gold medal!!
i saw a link to this online comic. it's pretty weird, but this made me laugh: http://www.boasas.com/?c=608
Btw, I got my laptop plugged up to me TV, which means Sega Genesis and SNES games on the plasma. Good times.I played NBA Jam last night on a 42" TV. It was the most beautiful thing these eyes have ever seen.
Wes, following up the post about the Italian t-shirt http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4726204.stm
I made some changes. Well, I rewrote the whole damn site. You can't tell by looking at it, but the entire system that drives this piece of shit has been rewritten. three most noticable changes:if you screw up posting, it won't take you to the top of the page with the error message all the way at the bottom. http://www.nattysci.com/statsAndStuff.aspxstats and stuffhttp://www.nattysci.com/newuser.aspxholy crap, it existslet me know if anything weird happens...
"I've left out people with less than 10 posts so that people like that one chick who showed up looking for her long lost friend aren't included." Her friend has been found and it is my pants.
in my pants damnit. beer.
(b-mac voice) So, say this girl was a ten, right? And she had herpies. But you knew she was going to be the girl of your dreams...you think she's worth it? How painful is hepries anyways?
So, I just got a call from marc a little while ago. He is wasted. It was hilarious.(b-mac voice) So I was watching the movie hero, and it sucked because the fight scenes were gay, but I only watched like five minutes of it. How can you like that movie jay?(big J) B-mac, on your level, you are completely right. There is no possible way for me to explain it to you.
I have seen the movie Hero and I did like it.
Kudos to Philco for re-establishing the Stats page. I'm sure that isn't instantly updated, but its still fun to go through.What I'm really curious of though, is how many visitors from Trinidad and Tabago we've had vist?
I know some of you clowns were watching the UofL-Syracuse game last night. Did anyone notice that McNamarra's parents gave him the nickname of Gizzy. They were calling him G-Mac, but after that, he's going to be forever known as Jizz-Mac... or White trash bastard. I know Chris and I prefer the latter.
Holy crap! Its always fun to watch a little guy dunk, but when he dunks over-top the best little dunker of all time, then you have to stand up.http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/...tory?id=2335760
nic work phil
the best part about the hero and the herpes b mac comments is that they are quotes from the man himself at wicks last night. it doesn't get much better.
the stats update on the fly.
Phil on the stats page, you either mispelled Saturday or forgot that Saturday exists b/c you are usually a drunken stupor on the Shabbos."SHOMER SHABBOS!"
Thanks, Wes. Now try explaining the movie to BMac.
I talked to marc last night. He didn't remember calling me at 3:30 in the morning. I can't believe I was the last person to post. Maybe it's for the best so I can get my stats up.
wow, only one post from 7:30-9:30am, and it wasn't from Joe. and brock, just for you. You can get stats by going here:http://maxstats033.maximumasp.com/login/login.aspand using the username NattySci with the password of CrazedBuffalo. It's empty right now, but it will soon be filled with data...
Happy Birthday to Lauren "Denise Fleming" Ambrose and Cindy "Still a MILF" Crawford. Can you believe she is 40?
ah, it's presidents day. Joe must have the day off. Everything makes so much more sense to me now.
yup, joe's off today, bastard, so it's just a few of us here today
joe told me about the bmac comment and it's truly a great comment, wish i was there to hear it, i'll have to call him later and ask him about it. joe told me everyone else started laughing their ass off, i guess you're not as used to it as we are.
he didn't even get out his comment before i was on the floor laughing. it was like he was doing an impersonation of marc doing his b-mac impersonation. legendary.
I have been looking for the SNL cowbell skit video for a while now and finally found it.http://www.break.com/index/ferrellcowbell.html
We were talking about a girl with herpes, and that's when BMac said "So say there's a chick whos a total 10" and before he even finished, phil, joe, and I knew where he was going, and Phil and I were cracking up.
Phil, I've had all those songs from ytmnd stuck in my head."...Having a wonderful time!""Ninja stole my bike""BANG BANG. BANG BANG. BANG BANG. Feuer Frei!"BANG BANG.
nip alert! 5th picture:http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=628
Since Phil did an overhaul on the website, did anyone else notice the hyperlinks open the link in the same page and no longer open a new page like it used to? Just curious if anyone else is having that issue, or if its just this browser.
i noticed it
opps, let me fix that...
Who is the picture of, douglas? I don't really want to get fired for looking at banned material, but I could still use it for my spank bank.
jenna jameson and jenny mccarthy at their halloween party in vegas, the one where jenna told howard stern they fucked in the bathroom. jenny's denying it, but there's a picture of jenna in black leather with part of her nip popping out.
The Sports Guy on the All-Star game: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060217I'm kinda dissapointed he didn't mention the celebrity basketball game, where they teamed up people like Detective Stabler from Law & Order : SVU, Little Bow-Wow and Ice Cube with a WNBA player. Highlights included little Bow-Wow getting a steal and then getting his show thrown into the crowd on the layup attempt, and Ice Cube taking Becky Hammon from the WNBA off the dribble for a layup.
somebody needs to call joe and harrass him every 30 minutes. spike is having the swimsuit issue marathon today...so if you don't stop him, he'll spend the whole day beating it...and his vision will be like mine.
that a way rickyhttp://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...test/index.html
phil, here's the sports guy link to the new article, the one you posted was to last week's mailbag:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060220
I was having trouble posting earlier. Let's see if it is fixed now.
Sweet action. Phil, I know how I met your mother is a rerun, but do you know which episode? I may still watch it.
i believe tonight is the new years episode.
Ok, here's the problem with them suspending Ricky Williams for failing drug tests... HE DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY! They are playing right into his will by forcing him to sit when he fails drug tests. They need to change the rule to fines and caning or something. Otherwise, he's getting the best of both worlds, getting high/not playing and getting paid for it.
censored porn: http://censoredporn.ytmnd.com/safe for work...kinda.
I might watch it again then. I could use a good psyching up.
Here are two videosBaseball - top ten mound charges (Nolan and Ventura #1)http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1664249/Lions vs Hyenas (Hyenas thought they had it won until the Male Lion shows up...kick ass)http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1664253/
Guys, FYI for proper sword selection the next time you need to clear out a bar:http://www.doubleviking.com/?page_id=11001
Just finished watching the top ten pitcher/batter brawls and can only come away with MLB players are pussy's only second to NBA players. What the fuck? You throw a punch (pitch) expect to be charged and defend yourself or vice/versa; but nooooo, all your buddies have to jump in and save your pansy ass for starting something you didnt have the nuts to finish. Thank god for hockey!
Is this what you want Marc? Is this what you want?:http://www.alldumb.com/item/23704/
I can't sleep. Fuckin Germany:http://media.putfile.com/99-Luftballons85
half the time in baseball you are beaning a guy in defense of one of your guys beaning you. When I threw at somebody there were no hard feelings between me and the batter. My guy gets beaned I am going to bean one of their guys. I am getting my players back so they should have mine. Like the words of Pedro Cerrano, "you bring that shit to me man!"
What kind of man has a diary?http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europ...rles/index.html
could someone post the internet video "you just got kicked in the nuts"
Start on Feb 15th of Rex Morgan and start reading. Here's a link to the Houston Chronicals Archive:http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/sh...name=Rex_Morganand for some reason, they don't have the sunday comic online, so here's a copy of that: http://joshreads.com/images/0602/i0...19rexmorgan.jpg
are you going to start posting Cathy comics next?
At my work, we have just been discussing the new Lara Croft over email. A whole week after the Natty Sci discussion. We're also talking about the Dragon Stagger (the Frankfort version of the bambi walk that we are going to invent) and about all the inappropriate things I say when I'm drunk.
if cathy degenerates into homoerotic overtones, you bet I'll start posting them. Rex Morgan? More like Gay Sex Morgan.
I'd like to wish a VERY happy birthday to Jennifer Love Hewitt. The second Can't Hardly Wait birthday in as many days. That's my sign!
does anyone know anything about a new guns n roses song? I heard it on the radio and they gave no news except it was new gunners. Who all is it?
A pack of heynas is pretty badass..but not as badass as a single male lion. Good video age.
Jay - anyone who has a blog - that is an electronic diary, IMHO!Ah funny stuff right there, if you weren't at trivia you wouldn't know.And for the record, do not bet against Germany!
New t-shirt for Marc. Sorry couldn't find a Tapanga one.http://www.bustedtees.com/shirts/kellykapowski
ricky, you so crazyhttp://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...spot/index.html
Wes, I didn't really understand your last post.
good readhttp://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/to...o&type=lgns
That article was pretty good, Barry. Well done.
Here is a follow up to an article posted by Barry a couple of weeks ago.http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/02/21/fu...s.ap/index.htmlAlthough the circumstances are bizzare, I have to say, score one for the good guys. (In case you're wondering, the bikers are good guys in my book)
it's non-consensual sex, not rape:http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=639
Yup, i'd have non-consensual sex wit her. I mean......... I love you Jessica Alba. And damn me for agreeing with Paul Walker. (B-Mac Voice) I... I don't know guys, she's pretty hot. (B-Mac Voice) I... I don't know guys, I think she smokes.(B-Mac Voice) I... I don't know guys, I think that's rape.I'm just guessing our boy would say one of those 3.
(BMac voice)So say there's this chick who's a total 10, right? But she is totally trashed and passed out, and there's a cop right there? Would you do it-->Answer no "You mean, you would pass up sex with a total ten?"-->Answer yes "You mean, you would rape a girl just cause she's hot?"
I just remembered my favorite B-Mac conversation. It was one of the first times B Mac had been to my house. I think it was Steve Vessels and Ryan Work also, two guys on the baseball team that only Douglas would know. B Mac was coming up with different places in my house to nail a chick. Bmac said...Have you ever walked into the kitchen and a chick is looking in the fridge, bent over, and she looks back at you, ever so seductively, and you just start nailing her in the fridge.
You know, that one actually does sound kinda hot. Whenever I get my own place I'm gonna do that one. Think it'll get the nipples popping, and you can shove her face in the bucket of cool whip when your done ( or whatever condiment you choose.)
it has to be ever so seductive though
I think Bmac needs to write a romance novel
b-mac's romance novel:so there's this hot chick, i mean a total 12 on a scale of 10, like porn star hot, right, and you walk into the kitchen where she's bent over looking in the fridge. she turns around looks ever so seductively at you, so you walk up and bone her from behind in the fridge. and i mean her ass is like no other ass you've ever seen, and like, and like, she's kinda dirty too, so she asks you to spank her. but you don't know what to do b/c u don't want to spank her too hard, cuz like, she might get pissed and, i don't know, slam the refrigerator door on your dick, but you like want to really bad b/c this chick is smoking hot, so you start out by tapping it ever so softly, and she tells you harder, and you do, and then like she says it again, so you leave a hand print on her ass, and get this, she likes it even more. so you keep smacking her ass, but you start getting turned off b/c you realize this chick, she's not really a keeper. i mean, would a keeper like her ass smacked in front of the fridge. and then, what's worse, you realize she has a tiny tattoo on her ankle, and only sluts have tattoos. i mean, guys, you can't take a chick home to your mom that has a tattoo and likes ass sex in the fridge
conclusion:so after you bone this chick, you like, buy her a cheap dvd for valentine's day and never call her
Phil, are you playing trivia at Wicks tonight?
i'll be there. marcus will be a little late. brent will probably be there too. anyone else is more than welcome to head on up there and avenge our crushing defeat from last week.
Once again, kudos to Douglas for the hilarity! So when are you getting fired?
Thanks to Phil, I now know that the second most interested country besides the US in NattySci.com is the UK, with Canada coming a close third. Well, technically, the second most is "unknown," so maybe we have Klingon or Martian visitors that do not equate to Earth nationality... durp!Also of note, the Netherlands is behind Canada, maybe all those references to Amsterdam brought them here. Well, if you are from Amsterdam, looking at this site, invite me over... I want to go to Amsterdam!
I'm bored, my manuscript is done and I'm waiting for some minor revisions so I can submit the bastard and be one step closer to graduating, so I'm addicted to the Stats page:Keyword searches:1. ralph maccio - Apparently we are the designated Karate Kid fan club.2. beastialty - I blame this on Church's return to posting, he's been obsessed with goats and banging farm animals forever. You can quit smoking and drinking, but not naked chickens... come on.3. what should i eat for lunch - This gives me a great idea, maybe Marc and Adrian should start writing reviews of various lunch dining options, and how to stretch an hour lunch break into 2 hours.4. long haired freaky people need not apply - BARON, get a haircut, you bastard!5. i hate babies - who doesn't?6. you have 8 balls. one of them is defective and weighs less than others. you have - Is this a B-mac proverb?
bmac told me he quit talking to amanda, dvd chick from the romance novel, after we told him if he keeps it up he will get her pregnant.
so the best buy in st. matthews has xbox 360s again.$399+$99 for wireless adapter+$39 for extra controller+$59 for game = minimum $600 investment here...
has anybody seen the video for twisted transistor by Korn? That video is awesome.http://music.yahoo.com/ar-254202-videos--Korn
Joe, are you thinking about T-shirts for "Blow Up St. Matthews" this year? I bring this up b/c (well, for one, I'm bored) the New Years T-shirt was a flop and maybe some well-planned, far in advance ideas could produce a pretty cool shirt.
Beastiality, funny Brock. Just because the academy overlooked your performance in Brokeback Mountain as the cowboy gimp is no reason to be bitter
I always knew there was something special about taht Phillie's teamhttp://www.mercurynews.com/mld/merc...ts/13892602.htm
Supposedly Turner said he has trivia at Bearnos (downtown) on sundays. and this sunday will be a Oscar-inspired almost all movies question night. I am considering going because... c'mon... i'm gonna whoop some ass at that. and anyone there would be able to share the prize money. If church can come that would be helpful. because he often had my back on movie questions.
bastard had it cominghttp://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/02/21/t...r.ap/index.html
I am going to try and make it up to trivia. Its @ 7:00 right?
What's your name?AmandaWhat's your last name?HugginkissJoe knows what I'm talking about.
yup 7 tonight. I'll be up there as soon as i can, when i get out of class.Hey if anybody wants to I won a party at Sully's at 4th Street. I don't really plan on going unless someone else does because I went to Doug's party there on Saturday and drank way too much. I puked, which is rare for me. But I will go if anyone wants to. Although it is an early start. here are the details."Your COMPLEMENTARY Happy Hour is scheduled for Friday, March 3rd, 2006.Your drinks are completely on us from 6pm-8pm!! You are welcome to invite as many friends and co-workers as you like (the more the merrier!!!). The drink special for anyone else is $10 all you can drink wells house mixed drinks and domestic draft beer. Also, if you bring 10 or more guests you will receive a $25 gift certificate for dinner and drinks!"
7:00PM at wicks. $2.50 imports, and if last week is any indication it is also "only pay for like 25% of the shit you ordered" night too.
brock, i won't actually get fired, cuz believe it or not, i'm actually pretty good at my job. in between talking to you fucks online all day, i actually make a few dollars. the question is, when am i guitting, and that i don't have a definite answer to yet, but i am in the process of looking.
this had to be one of the worst years in baseball historyhttp://asp.usatoday.com/sports/base....aspx?year=1992
the goat incident, this is a great idea gone horribly wrong:http://www.wbko.com/news/headlines/2323446.html
whaddaya know, a hot golfer, who'd a thunk it?http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...testWomen?num=5
i like the fact that the hazing for the agg. frat was to make them have sex with a goat. it is even funnier to me because I'd like to think some good ol' boy said something along the lines of "come on you fairies, who hasn't gotten off on a goat or sheep!" and now that it was all one big joke he looks pretty stupid.this also sounds like the beginning of a Law & Order : SVU episode.
Cristie Kerr is also hot. here's a photo of her winning an LPGA event: http://www.drewvogel.com/gallery2/d/6670-2/aby.jpg
a coworker on that last picture made the comment saying "the best part is she isn't running away from it."
The total payroll for Milwaukee Brewers $40 mil, the Yankees $210 mil. That's incredible!I picked the Brewers b/c they do a good job selling out their stadium...I wonder what the teams' profit margins look like?
who wouldn't want to watch the race between the polish sausage, the bratwurst and the italian sausage inbetween innings
follow up to the goat incident:http://www.bgdailynews.com/articles...news/news10.txt"The pledges were led naked to the area with the goat and given condoms while fraternity members chanted them on, that's when the alleged joke was to have ended," the police report said.The four pledges were interviewed separately by police and all four denied having sex with the goat, according to police.A medical exam performed on the goat Thursday showed a small abrasion in its rectum."The goat had been penetrated by something; by what we don't know," said Roxie Ross, BGPD animal control officer.
video games done in legos: http://www.flickr.com/photos/skinny...57594067730271/
That is why Natty Sci is better than frats, because we don't make do anything like that.
Damnit, I meant make YOU do. I'm retarded.
i just got really drunk and I seemed to fit right in
drunk, the natty sci way
finished my qualifying exam (and i passed)...do i drink before or after i teach?
ah wellhttp://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ORTS02/60221024
Congrats Barry! I think you should drink RIGHT NOW! If you fuck up now, you still have a masters.
Padgett is a big fucking pussy!! Walk it off, rub some dirt on it, tape it up you fucking pussy and play like you got a pair. One goddamn decent game against a decent team,and he plays like a fucking girl against everyone else. But I'm not bitter about this season...
104 points isn't too bad for a trivia showing with Adrian once again coming through with the completely irrelevant and almost foolish 15 point wager on the final question.The scenario: up by 16, the only way we can loose is if we wager any points (the most the other team could do is bet 15 and be one below us). The question: Which actor achieved the highest active military rank? Adrian and myself immediately said Jimmy Stewart, and marc also thought that was right.So in true natty sci style we wagered all 15 points even though that was the only way we could loose. We were "rewarded" with 104 points, the highest anyone has scored in trivia yet (we once got 104 way back in the day, but no one else has done it). Yeah....good times.I'm surprised that bitches didn't follow me home after hearing about our trivia prowles. Maybe the bitches come tomorrow.Btw, our team name: "Mardi Gras 2006: Show us your tits and help clean up the bodies"
loose <> lose. I think my o key is stuck or something
this is why I hate canadahttp://espn.go.com/outdoors/general...21/2338668.html
Did you hear that ed? Bears.
damnit our floor has cockroaches!!!
Good job fellas, wished I would have been there to witness such events again. And in case anyone cares, if in Trivia they ask who is the current medal count leader in the 2006 winter games as of 9:20 am est on 2-22-2006, it is GERMANY with 22.
Line : "Oh we scored 104 points in trivia""Oh do me trivia master" <- what the bitches sayI believe we only missed one question and it was part of one of the bonus questions. It would have been funny if we didn't wager anything on the final question and wrote down "Looks like you fighting for second bitches!" But we went the high route and pretty much kicked the other contestants while they were on the ground with our 104 point domination.
who all was at trivia?
Chuch (if the score didn't give that away)AdrianBrentBrent's friend JoshBrent's lady friendand with the late, but timely arrival - Marcus Brodie.
joe, if you were there we might have gone the distance with the perfect game. bonus question missed: name the original team for these baseball sqauds:A'sBrewersTwinsBravesthe first and last were easy, but we weren't sure on the last one. What we knew: Maybe the Pilots, but two squads used to be Washington DC too. We hedged our bets and went with Washington on both figuring we'd at least get one right.
I know the Rangers were the Washington Senators
Is this what it is?A's - Philadelphia A'sBrewers - Seattle PilotsTwins - Washington SenatorsBraves - Boston Braves
ding ding ding!our guess would have had the brewers and twins backwards, so putting washington twice actually "saved" us 3 points.
Anyone doing anything for lunch today? No Jay - I am not driving to Frankfort for lunch.
for those who might be showing up at Trivia down at Bearnos, all the info on the Academy Awards you might need to know:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academy_Awards
Joe - GNR article about new musichttp://music.msn.com/music/article....33>1=7756
A gorilla has taken tokyo by storm. No word yet on Mothra and Godzilla.http://www.timesonline.co.uk/articl...2051615,00.html
Perhaps he should have played more Gran Tourismo 4?http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?...p;date=20060222
Failed olympic games are huge overseas.http://www.nbc17.com/news/7291758/detail.html
joe, i still don't understand why you hate canadians. i mean i hate them too (especially in quebec), but it has nothing to do with fighting a polar bear.
Oh this is great...if you have some time you have to read this article.The headline on fark is:"Asshat guy who refuses to return lost camera threatens Boing Boing, says he's a "lawer." Their response: "You're a lawer? Nice to meet you. I'm a ritter."http://www.boingboing.net/2006/02/2..._lawer_thr.htmlIf you are going to bullshit, try using spellcheck.
canada in general sucks because you walk the street and get attacked by a polar bear. The worst we have here is the random wild animal stalking my back yard
and canada's beer sucks too.
We actually have some visitors from the middle east. I bet it was over that prophet crap.
Funny stuff right there.http://www.networkworld.com/communi...y/?q=node/4630/
Visitors to your work? Or just to louisville?
What could possibly go wrong? Bush - maybe you should simply step down because I really must question the decision process on this one.http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/.../D8FTNNI01.html
Visitors to Nattysci.com
first, bears in the US have been known to wander into housing communities. Down here there is an endangered black bear species that have been known to get into trash and other kinds of trouble. secondly, fuck quebec anyway. the people there are a bunch of french speaking pussies (i know that sounds redundant as "french speaking" implies pussy) that want to break away from the rest of the country so they can be their own little pussy country that "W" will take over 2 weeks later. And yes Phil their beer does suck. I can't hate on canada too much because it did give us pamela anderson (except for her boobs-made in the USA).
better article on the car crash guy:http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/ar...Ferrari-ON.html"(Eriksson) had a .09 blood-alcohol level, but if he's a passenger, that's OK," Sgt. Brooks said. "But he had a bloody lip, and only the air bag on the driver's side had blood on it. The passenger side air bag did not. My Scooby-Do detectives are looking closely into that."
How do you look at the who's visited?
nobody really cares about pam anderson, only her boobs, and since those are all uncle sam, go u.s.a.
Happy Nerdy Birthday to Jeri "7 of 9" Ryan. And Rachel Dratch (Phil only knows her as Debbie Downer) turned 40 today. I had know idea that she was that old.
Here's link 150, bitcheshttp://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT
At what point did they almost crap their pants when they realized it wasn't a bear cub but a wolverine? Do you think it was the ivory colored razor sharp claws?http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060222...king_wolverines
Phil on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 9:35:24 AMwow, only one post from 7:30-9:30am, and it wasn't from Joe. and brock, just for you. You can get stats by going here:http://maxstats033.maximumasp.com/login/login.aspand using the username NattySci with the password of CrazedBuffalo. It's empty right now, but it will soon be filled with data...
Seriously - maybe everyone in that administration should just quit.http://news.yahoo.com/fc/US/Terrorism/Infact get rid of all the politicians so I can assume my rightful position as King of the US!
Actually I'd go with Sith Lord Goodloe or Emperor Goodloe
Thanks, wes. And I don't know if I would join your empire or the rebellion. It would depend on who has better benefits.
kinda funnyhttp://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...orts/index.html
Bring it on you Rebel Bitches!
When did they bring in the "Dunking Midgets" event?
look at the stats, it seems the shocker picture appeared on someone's myspace profile along with Louisville Mojo (which I think brent was the man behind that). And strangely, someone on the Colorado Buffalo's message board was using the header graphic on their profile for a day.
That stats page is awesome!
11PM, 14 miles south of Meridian, Mississippi, my cell phone rings in the Mobile Command Center. Caller ID says Brent. I answer. The followind is what was said:Me: What's up Brent?Brent: War yu at maaaaan?Me: Still is Mississippi man.Brent: War?Me: Mississippi.Brent: Missashitty?Me: No that was Phil's bathroom.Brent: I'm fucked up. (first intelligible words yet)Me: No shit.Brent: Missaflippy?Me: Sort of.Brent: We got a 104 in tribia, and firfth place.Me: 104 and fifth place, Jesus, how much did first place have?Brent: We were firfst.Me: Good job.Brent: Missislippy?Me: Be careful Brent and be safe.What did we learn here? No need for a field sobriety test for Brent, just have him try to say Mississippi. Brent, shine on you crazy diamond and never stop drunk dialing people.
Oh yeah Brent, this show dog is a hit with the ladies (Church could be some more beastiality footage for your perusal), and is outside right now detailing my Infiniti. I think you can buy 3 Guatemalan children for less than this dog cost.
Phil, the "Beat J Wentworth Project" has been officially launched. Watch for them fine ass ho's to start slidin' all up in my posse.
ah, the infamous J Wentworth. With one name I know exactly why I am perfectly content with never going back to that site.
man, do a search for jwentworth on google. The dude is on all kinds of sites.
xbox 360 at outer loop best buy...
What kind of dog did Wade get?
If only the government was eavesdropping on brent's call to the commander. Then there would be a recording of it.
Current scoring stats are up on the profile:http://www.louisvillemojo.com/hotti...9475&noca=1Brent send me some more leads, I just carpet-bombed about 75 chicks on there. Hopefully, a couple will lead to some real-life carpet bombing.
Black Russian Terrier:http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictur...errier-0001.jpgThat lady loves that dog.
Pointless lost here, just trying to get my stats up.
Pointless post here, just trying to get my stats up.
Brock, you and me man mano-a-mano on wordy bastards:jen 298 Wing Commander 263 Brock 263 Who the hell is Jen? Has she been effectively silenced? Where are the NattySci FlyGirls?
I think adrian can best answer that question, or not?
is there a story i don't know about???
I am assuming it is "hey, hey (Drunk New Years) you wanna do it" girl
we have too many crazy Jen's to go with crazy lisa's
your ex crazy Jen will forever be known as Glitter.
Joe - What the hell is Dave (and Becky) up to?
indeed, I am glad i got out of that one. Last time I talked to Dave, he was moving into a rental house and going to school at Austin Peay. She is a kindergarten teacher. His sister, Glitter, shacked up with her boyfriend in an apartment.
that poor bastard, living with Glitter.
I believe Dave and Becky are still married and I don't believe they have any kids on the way yet. Paul gets married to his Becky in June.
I bet jen gets covered in glitter every night...if you know what I mean. And yes, the jen that posted on here was mindy's friend, that adrian and stew shared.
So anything other then married people or weddings...Anybody, anything? Steve francis traded for Penny Hardaway
Phil still hasn't fixed that sunday thing. Commander, get him on that. And do you know how many posts I average per day? ONE POINT FIVE! (Brock and Wes will appreciate that)
good articlehttp://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...ball/index.html
too bad, this would probably be the best one of all the sex videos:http://music.msn.com/music/article....spx?news=216291
that article's true, i really don't understand why they'd clamor to get alford at IU, he hasn't done shit at Iowa, they were progressing along better before he got there. I'd take Mike Davis over Alford any day, especially since two of IU's top players are most likely gonna follow Davis.
Douglas - but we have to call it for what it is. Steve Alford hasn't done anything at Iowa but the reason why they want him is because he is a white boy who is a hoosier, plain and simple. For some reason they think he is the missing piece, when in reality they just want a white man as a headcoach but simply won't come out and say that. It is very sad today, in this day and age, that racism is still very much alive.
Granted Davis hasn't done shit at IU either, however, he never was given a chance by a lot of the good ole boys.
his first 6 years at iu dwarfed knight's first six though, hell they pretty much match his last 6 years, plus he's a much better recruiter than knight ever dreamed of being, at least in the late 80's and on. whatever school he goes to, he'll have no baggage with racist fans and do a helluva lot better, he'll be around for awhile. i hope to god he gets a decent job and a couple of players, especially white, follow his ass.
wes, do you think Tubby's doing a good job?
tubby's doing a good job and should in no way lose his job whatsoever. this is his first real 'off-year' since being at uk. his problem isn't recruiting, it's the fact that he's recruited too well at times and this year happens to have 3 studs in the same lineup, plus ramel bradley, that all think they should be leading the team. he put their ass on the bench, crawford and morris have responded accordingly, rondo hasn't, which has proved what i've been saying all year, he in no way should be running this team and/or offense, it completely shuts down when he's at the point.
Davis has missed the last 2, maybe last 3, NCAA tournaments..Tubby is doing a stellar job. He is one of 3 coaches who has won 70 plus percent of his non-tourney and tourney games.Simply amazing.
Claim it as racism, but Davis simply could not get his players to play hard sometimes. Couple that with him slapping his forehead to blow the UK game and you can see why the dirty IU fans were up in arms.Davis slapping his forehead like an idiot, I'll never forget that image. I laughed so hard, it was the emotional equivalent of Wes sitting in 4 inches of water in an innertube begging for someone to save him with a 2 yr old standing next to him, rolling his eyes.
Sorry for my absence, but I've been working on and submitting my second manuscript all day, so for those of you who don't know, is a big deal, and means I'm about 6-8 months from graduating.I bailed on coming into the Ville last weekend, but I think I'll make the trek back this weekend (I beleive Chris is coming back too). I need to celebrate a little, so who will be around to throw back some Makers?::Adding random words to my post to move ahead in WPP of that one guy with the giant black dog stuck in that smelly town in Mississippi::
Alright, officially a 3rd post for the day, so I won't drop down to Jay's 1.5 rate.Trying to read a day's worth of posts in the evening sucks. Now I know why Chris doesn't post much anymore.
VW here to unpimp your auto: http://www.leftlanenews.com/2006/02...my-ride-videos/
Brock, you are correct. Chris and Joanna are making the trek back to the 'Ville for a weekend of fun and excitement, Natty Sci style. This means we will go to Wicks and then Chris will want to go to the Golden Nugget or the Grandville.
Awsome, we can go to the Grandville and play "Have you met my friend Jay?" That always works.
Further reports into the sea ports, bullshit.Resign asshole.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060223.../ports_security
I don't know what's better recycling dog poop or mutant chickens?http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,185618,00.htmlhttp://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,185704,00.html
Douglas and Brock, you two actually got to my point before I did. There are people that don't want Mike Davis as coach and there are people that don't want Tubby as coach. I'm not going to say that there aren't people out there that don't want a black coach (is that a triple negative?). Indiana and Kentucky, like many states, still have struggles with racism. I would be leary, however, of saying that the main cry of wanting Davis out is due to racism. Indiana has a proud tradition and may have incredibly high standards. How many NIT appearances did it take for Crum to be gone? Tubby is a great coach. In a game, Tubby can outcoach Pitino. There are people that want Tubby gone. For a portion of those people racism may be the driving force, but there are others that have unreasonably high standards that are mad the UK hasn't been to a final four in awhile and would say that Tubby's only championship was with Pitino's team. I guess what I'm saying is be careful throwing out the race card.
barry is making a run at the words per post title. He is after you Brock.
Chocolate snow in Colorado, Chef reportedly lining up the children to give them ass whippins!http://www.usatoday.com/weather/sto...irty-snow_x.htm
And my response to the people who play the "Tubby won with Pitino's Team" card in 1998 is that Pitino lost in 1997 with a much better team than that 1998 team.Pitino has lost his luster. The main reason why Davis is leaving IU is because he would probably be fired. Missing the tourney 3 years in a row doesn't sit well with IU fans and rightfully so. IU's basketball tradition is almost as worthy as UK's tradition (Darin notice I said ALMOST)....that will warrant a call from the hoosier....and if Tubby was in the same boat he would probably be shown the exit stage right also. The only reason why I mentioned the race thing is simply because when I worked with the Hoosiers they would get on the Indy star board and pretty much shut down a thread by saying: Admit it, the only reason why you are bashing Davis is because he is black. And the more I think about it, for some people, not all people, that is true. The older generations and some of the good ole boys are stuck in the 50's and they need to wake up and realize that was 56 years ago. Times have changed, either deal with it, or do the world a favor and rip your heart out with a spoon!What would actually be funny, is if when Davis leaves they hire a guy who turns out to be gay.
Barry - Yes I think Tubby has done an excellent job. He is one of the best coaches in America and I will upset when he finally decided to leave Lexington. It is pretty funny on the UK message boads, the same people who have been bashing Tubby all year long, when they heard that the Bobcats were very interested in pursuing him as headcoach, they all turned their anger from getting rid of him to calling him a quitter if he leaves and when push came to shove, they couldn't name a coach who would do a better job at UK. All I know is we better never get STEVE ALFORD!
at least your message board isn't talking about the breakout performance of terrance farley as a force down low with 7 pts and 7 boards. UL sucks. People actually think farley is good. Career high 7 points. Someone actually said if he improves he might be comparable to otis george.
not too worried about steve alford coming to uk, that hoosier would get mauled by an angry pack of uk fans on his first day in lexington. and who else saw the white boy last night droppin treys on ole miss?
was that lemaster?
"Remember Chappaquiddick!" Priceless.http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=48959
Yep, that was Lemaster and had Rondo (12 assists) not been pulled from the game with over 7 minutes left, he would have broke Travis Ford's assist record in a single game (15 assists).
Bring on those Crawfish eating Tigers...Bring on those Goat Fucking Rocky Top Volunteers...Bring on that entire waste of sperm Gator team...And Just maybe if UK wins out their games, we might make the NIT. I can only hope!
if we win two of the next three, we're in the NCAA, if we win one of the next three, plus a game or two in the SEC tourn., we're win. It'll be pretty touch for UK to not make the NCAA at this point. Three more wins total puts us at 20 wins, and no UK team that wins 20 games is gonna be out of the tournament, you have to remember that hey, we're UK, fans follow us everywhere, and it's always good for the tournament for us to be in.
Big screen stuff for the boys.http://msn-cnet.com.com/4520-6475_7...amp;tag=tg_prod
louisville, however, can't quite say that. even if they hit 20 wins, the majority of those wins came against extremely weak non-conference competition, they haven't had a single big win in the big east yet, and are currently 10th in the conference. yeah, the big east is stacked, but no way 10 teams are making the dance from the big east.
So wes, you're saying now that you do NOT support our president?
Doesn't Terrance Farley look like the Candyman to you? UofL will be good again, Pitino is building a program of ugly dudes to follow in the footsteps of the '97 Arizona team and this years' Florida team. How come teams with the ugliest guys always do well. I say all of this because Millard is a Freakshow. That is one ugly-ass dude.You all complain, but the UC boards only talk about how big of a bitch Nancy Zimpher is and how the program will suck for the next 20 years. I guess some people haven't noticed that UC is 7th in the Big East right now, and if they pull out a win over Villanova or WVa at home, they'll vault even higher. I think UC is having one of those "unforgettables" years. Jihad Muhammed = Richie Farmer? Oh, by the way... FUCK DUKE
More than a single star in the Milky Way galaxy could reshape our conventional thinking.http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060...idinginmilkyway
Devendorf is uglier than Millard. Devendorf is a dead ringer for Hans Klopekhttp://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/.../3875/inhan.jpg
on the subject of fuck dukehttp://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...&id=2339265
Ok, this is probably a stupid question, and I could look it up if I wasn't lazy, but have they discovered another galaxy yet? I mean, if the Milky Way is like billions of stars, then how the hell can we see out of it. Man, that just makes you realize how little we are.Milky Way... mmm... I'm hungry now.
i think there are lots of galaxies. I know there is one called like the Andromeda galaxy. And there are things like spiral galaxies and dwarf galaxies. of course, the reason I think I know this is because of futurama.
yeah for every star you see in the sky - it has it's own galaxy.
wow this site randomly got intellectual. I am scared. So hot chicks. Swimsuit issue, anybody seen it? Yes it was a week ago, but the swimsuit issue is classic. Anything other then stars and galaxies.
Rekalin Sims myspace.com profile.http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...iendID=24458969
we should find random myspace profiles of local celebrities and get them to advertise nattysci.com
fuck that, we had like all those nfl guys myspace profiles, we should get them to advertise...
WTF?http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/02/22/m...d.ap/index.html
Come on wes, like you wouldn't tag it. Nothing like teenage prison love. And yes, I'm only saying that so the next time Phil does his "phrases we have been found under" someone will have linked to us by looking up teen prison porn.
if my girlfriend said "my friend has shown interest in you, I think we should kill her" I think the only appropriate response is of course "fuck that, THREESOME BITCH!"
This guy was not looking for teenage prison lovehttp://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT
happy birhtday Dakota Fanning (12). Who wants to make a comment about that?
he was looking for homeless animal sex
http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/home/
so, i'm just curous. anyone have pictures of douglas's kid and her birthday? and does anyone know how to do a countdown in javascript. no reason, just wondering.in underlated news, Margaret Cho's TERRIBLE tv show All-American Girl is coming to DVD. "How do you sell a product that is famous only for being awful? Do you dress it up as a noble failure? A dream deferred? A piece of camp? An anthropology experiment? A commercial exploitation of historical oppression? The essence of American racism distilled into 22-minute chunks?"http://www.slate.com/id/2136087/
Osborne for Governor?http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news;...p&type=lgns
wicked burn
So we were at lunch today and douchebag referred to terry's couple month old daughter as a future drunken prom date. Where is the line drawn on jokes on daughters?
I am off work tomorrow so if there are any plans tonight give me a shout beatches.
well i don't have anything to do tomorrow either. So i'm game if anybody wants to go out toniht for whatever.
i am supposed to meet some people up at...........wait for it...........wait for it...........almost there.........o'shea's tonight, so i'll be out and about. plus it is Ravioli Thursday (aka the best night EVER!)
I might be up for a beer after umpiring class
Autistic kid finally gets to suit up for his final varsity basketball game. The kids scores 20 points in like 4 minutes on the floor. He averages 5 points per minute..take that MJ! Make sure to watch the video too!http://www.katu.com/news/story.asp?ID=83601
So basically, you guys are all going to go out tonight and no one will be up for going out tommorow. Bastards. And the line is not drawn on comments, joe, but who says them. If we were to make that comment about douglas' daughter, it would be wrong, but funny. However, he can hit us, and there will be no hard feelings. But if some douche makes the comment (not just your douchebag, but any douche) then they have crossed the line strictly by opening their mouths. And since terry cannot reasonbly punch the guy, as he might get fired, that makes it even worse.
I am game for tomorrow. If brock, chris and joanna are in we gotta be. Douglas is always good for Friday.
Why are people so intent on starting a shitstorm?http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02...n.ap/index.html
i saw that kid on ESPN last night. Granted they weren't exactly getting in his face, but being by yourself in a gym and hitting six straight threes would be pretty damn tough, let alone being your first time in a game situation.My guess - the kid goes to Grindel and sets the NCAA record for 3 pointers. Either that or he becomes a ringer in the Special Olympics.But they say he has highly functioning autism. I mean, for some people that makes them GREAT at things like math and computer programming because they over focus to the point that it makes other tasks impossible. Maybe he is able to concentrate so much on basketball that he just clicks on and ALWAYS has a perfect stroke on his jump shot. He might not be able to play defense or be run of an offensive set, but he can probably sit in one spot and shoot over and over and over again with the same form. Then again, I'm not much of an expert at autism.
We need to change his focus to counting cards like Rainman!
However, we can get drunk and do a lynching nattysci style!
you lost me somewhere worm?
comment on the autistic basketball player from one of my coworkers:3 things that went through my mind while watching this that probably make me an ass. 1. Wow autism really affects your ability to share, pass the ball you turd. 2. Kobe should have been born with autism, people would like him more. 3. After the second or third 3 point shot how do you not foul him hard every shot he takes, have some team pride knock him to the floor.
i bet this kid can hit free throw after free throw. that's the golden rule of basketball - never send the retard to the line. force him to beat you off the dribble. sure he might luck out because people are shocked he's actually dribbling and the defended is probably laughing to hard to really d up.in other words, treat him like a more attractive and smarter version of patrick sparks.
not my words below:then again if you foul him hard there is a chance he will either cry/shit/or piss himeslf i like my odds on the free throw not being made than of course you become the type of bad guy people talk about a good decade after you graduate and that kind of notority is hard to come by
from the sports guy's mailbag on the steve francis trade:"Isiah just brought Stevie Franchise to the Knicks. Has Isiah reached the point where we can't make fun of him anymore because it is too easy? I think he has joined "Brokeback Mountain," two-man luge, Tori Spelling, Dr. Scholl's Gellin' commercials, and Tom Cruise in an elitely pathetic group. Should there be a hall of fame for such people?"Phil, Richmond, VAhttp://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ex?name=simmons
i'm good for friday, the line has to be drawn between your friends and douchebags that don't know you very well. i get shit all the time from the cuban saying my daughter's gonna' be a stripper, but then i just make fun of him by saying his future kids won't need floaties cuz they'll be natural swimmers just like their ancestors, and we're even. but if someone i don't know says some shit about my daughter, they get fucked up, pretty simple really.
even better on the trade - this one is just crazy:"My friend Ryan and I were talking about the Stevie Francis trade and we're pretty sure that some day we are going to find out how Isiah Thomas and the team owners are profiting from this, and it's going to retroactively become the great sports scandal in history. Our current theory is that it all comes back to MJ somehow. It all stems from the gambling ring Gretsky and Jordan started when they were doing voices for the "Superstars" cartoon show in the '80s. Miffed at the physical beating he would take in the playoffs from the Knicks, MJ set a diabolical plan in motion which has spanned decades. Each of his retirements somehow furthered this plan, but we're not sure how. Although the conspiracy was originally formulated for revenge the ring now has one ultimate result: the return of Bo Jackson. I mean, it sounds crazy, but not as crazy as actually wanting the most expensive worst team in the league. Bo knows conspiracies. Do you have any theories?"Patrick McGuire, Washington, DC
Oh how right they are, viva la Nattysci.com!http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060223...nm/life_work_dc
It doesn't even have to be his daughter..all you have to be is drunk walking downtown with other drunk loud people and see dudes without any shirts on. Now that shit is just funny!I believe it was just one person I told Douglas was gonna kick his ass! I still laugh about that to this day.
Ok here is the gaim conversation that the asian chick at work and I just had....(15:06:55) asianchick: quiet!(15:07:23) lazycorleon: ummm i am not saying anything(15:07:25) asianchick: you are too loud!(15:07:47) lazycorleon: whateva(15:07:59) lazycorleon: go back talking to either tim or tammy(15:08:09) asianchick: don't you have work to do ?(15:08:18) lazycorleon: that is what i am doing(15:09:29) asianchick: yeah right(15:09:37) asianchick: all you guys do is look at girls(15:09:57) lazycorleon: your right, i am actually stroking my cock right now looking at pornstars(15:10:17) asianchick: =-O(15:10:23) asianchick: that is so shocking!(15:10:28) lazycorleon: lol(15:10:36) asianchick: i can't believe you jsut said that(15:10:44) asianchick: you bad, bad, boy(15:10:57) lazycorleon: i know i might need a spankin'(15:11:07) asianchick: you do.(15:11:14) lazycorleon: beat me please(15:11:25) lazycorleon: right across the arse(15:11:52) asianchick: i wouldn't want to hurt you(15:12:16) lazycorleon: baby you can't hurt me(15:12:25) lazycorleon: unless you kicked me in the balls(15:12:28) lazycorleon: then that would hurt(15:13:50) asianchick: i thought when they got grazed it hurt(15:14:01) lazycorleon: yeah that hurts too(15:14:14) asianchick: hurts so good?(15:14:21) lazycorleon: anything directed towards the balls other than a tongue...hurts(15:14:23) lazycorleon: :)(15:14:54) asianchick: what about finger tips?(15:15:24) lazycorleon: ok other than a womans mouth and fingertips(15:17:39) asianchick: you pointed out womans(15:18:03) lazycorleon: yeah(15:19:33) lazycorleon: a womans mouth or hands are the only thing that touches my penis(15:20:32) asianchick: what qualifies as a woman?(15:20:56) lazycorleon: a girl that was born with xx chromosomes(15:22:01) asianchick: what about age/(15:23:19) lazycorleon: not important(15:23:20) lazycorleon: jk(15:23:25) lazycorleon: 18 yrs up(15:23:42) asianchick: oh, so you're like carl(15:23:51) asianchick: you like 'em young(15:23:58) lazycorleon: i like em tight(15:24:20) asianchick: Adrian!(15:24:30) lazycorleon: lol(15:25:57) lazycorleon: i prefer at least 21 to my age and a chick who likes to do it five times a day(15:26:20) lazycorleon: and a chick who likes to give out hand jobs(15:27:01) asianchick: that is so lazy!
This is OJ Mayo's teammate in a recent HS basketball game.http://view.break.com/75239
Is she on MSN or Yahoo? Adrian, she could well be the next "Asian Sensation."Is she hot?
Adrian - I don't care who you are...that's funny!
that was a great read
Sorry about the delay, but I need to make this point:Wes, each star has a SOLAR SYSTEM, not a galaxy (durp)I'm pretty sure I'm coming in tomorrow, so lets do something interesting... right.There is a stipulation though, if Cincy beats Villanova tonight, I'm storming the court, so I might be in jail. Either way, I'm going to have a hangover tomorrow.
wes, you just like it cuz the chick's asian. and the homeless guy on the street, yes, that was well worth the walk to fourth street. that's one of my greatest stories, right up there with setting o'shea's on fire, mooning bellarmine security, and a couple others i can't write about b/c the gov't could one day get ahold of this.
Wow. I once again ask myself how you are not fired.
i make the company a lot of money, that's how
Adrian, you goofy bastard, when are you going to nail this Oriental princess? Or at least have her jerk you off on Phil's couch.Man, I feel sorry for Phil, he's got everyone's excretions all over his place and doesn't clean up... that's frightening. We should chip money in to rent him a maid. Or, Wade could just stop shitting on his floor, Adrian splooging on his couch, Jay farting in his kitchen, and countless others vomiting.
Brock - yes you are correct, my error, the difference between a solar system and a galaxy is scale size. Whereas a solar system has 1 star a galaxy can have billions.
If Cincy beats Nova I'll drive to Cincy and storm the court with you as I wear a Duke T-shirt....i.e...not gonna happen!
could this maid we rent be hot, loose latin chick? that would rule!my radio thingy that plays music based on your preferences just suggested stephen lynch - "special"here's the video for those who haven't seen ithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYw...stephen%20lynchthey have a bunch of them on youtube. maybe douglas can learn this lullaby: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5klh...stephen%20lynch
no more science, we're not all geeks....
Brock to answer your question yes there are more known galaxies.The 2 nearest galaxies to the Milky Way are:1 - Large Magellenic Cloud some 1.693 x10^18 km away2 - Small Magellenic Cloud some 1.98 x10^18 km awayIf you want to be educated on solar systems and galaxies and sheets and voids click below!http://heasarc.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/c...smic/earth.html
Actually the Sagittarius Dwarf Elliptical Galaxy is only 80,000 light years away and was discovered in 1994! The Large Magellenic Cloud is 179,000 light years away!
And this is why there must be intelligent life out there somewhere!
thank you wes, you're a douche
Phil, your maid can be the hot Slovakian chick that did our rooms in Daytona. Man, I wish I would have nailed her. Oh well, I'm pretty sure my geographical knowledge wasn't exactly soaking her panties.
It's the chroni..what...cles or Narnia!
This is the definitely the best Lynchhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMLn...stephen%20lynch
Adrian , once again I love your post about your conversation with the Asian princess. She is married so you can't fuck her. (Even though it's only cheating FOR HER.) That post also might single-handedly make you lengthiest poster, i'll have to check.anybody up for B-dubs on baxter around 8:30PM? i'm hungry as a motherfucker because i haven't eaten all day, and want to grab something as soon as I can, which will not be until after 8:15PM. B-dubs has $.50 boneless wings and I was already planning on getting some of them tonight. Thought I'd kill two birds with one stone. (Hanging out and eating some damn chicken there) It's only a little walk from O'Sheas,(where phil is meeting some "people".) so he can meet us there, meet up with us later. or maybe his friends could meet us there too....you know......once they get off work. burn.
Bullshit, she is only engaged!I have to work til 8:00 pm so i will try and make it there when i can. Marc i will give you a call after i get off work and see what the deal is.
Douglas, I was actually talking to adrian.
Combine time ... how much ya bench?
i'm all about the cone drills
jerome, you will be happy to know one of my coworkers just walked in sporting the steelers super bowl hat, super bowl shirt, and super bowl sweatshirt to go with his steelers starter jacket.
wow, the starter jacket, truly a great artifact from the 90's
Throwback jacket week at Chase?
the ohio state starter jacket int he office is better
today's Gay Sex Morgan M.D.: http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/r...p?date=20060224
I think the full effect of the starter jacket only comes with the LA Raiders jacket. I think we may only stay in town one night since I Have to put forth a little effort for a presentation this comning Wed. But like the other prelim said what are they going to do fire me if I don't do it. So what's the plan for tonight? We should do a Hikes Point/ODB sweep...start at the Hikes Point Lounge, head down to the Nugget, and then to Angio's Pizza ($4 pitchers with a pizza purchase). I'm sure we could find some other quality establishments to visit as well.
Just think, I almost had to buy a Duke T-shirt and storm the court with Brock.So the wildcats are winning but dwindle a 10 point margin away in the closing minutes. At this point I was sweating thinking the unimaginable, what if Cincy does win and Brock was right, what if? At that instant in time, I was foreseeing the end of my pride. Would I really have to do the unthinkable, buy a Duke t-shirt? At this point, I decided it just wouldn't be a Duke t-shirt, but I'd find the most hated man in UK's history throwback jersey and wear that bad boy while storming Cincy's court. I could see it now, me wearing a Christian Laettner jersey - pride broken, cheering for Cincy, talking about the all time backfires for a UK fanatic. Needless to say, I am not all that happy at this point in my life, sweating out this game. But something happened - I heard something that brought life back into me. I really didn't know what it was, but I came out of my funk and when I looked at the screen it hit me. As I directed my eyes back to the screen I remember, Nova is playing the Bearcats so that means they still have a chance. And as true as that thought was, I watched a complete breakdown on an inbounds play and Nova gets an uncontested layup. All I can say is...God must be a UK fanatic afterall.Doubtful, but maybe it was this that triggered it all. http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060...explosionnearby
What time are people going out?
About an hour before abby lets you out of the house.
i'm down for whateva, did anybody do anything last night? i know people on right now probably didn't, but i know like marc, adrian, and phil were talking about going. i was out last night for a little bit and didn't see anybody
i hung out with adrian and marc at bw3s, then met brent up at o'shea's and ended up listening to bat shit crazy until 3am. good times.tonight is mardi gras in louisville, for what that's worth: http://www.courier-journal.com/apps.../602240344/1011
Whatever ass....anyone want to pick me up so I don't have to drive?
Fuck this fucking bank industry. I just found out we are doing a shit load of work to get the bangalor, india center up and running. This is bullshit. Basically, we are busting our ass with no overtime so they can eventually send our job to fucking india. here let me bend over for you. at least they could have the common courtesy to give us a reach around after fucking us up the ass and give us overtime to make our job extinct.
wes, u actually coming out tonight? i can't miss this...
joe, that was a great bmac post, the number of f bombs in there is truly bmacesque
Alright fellas, apparently CJ Watson (UT) laid out Joakim Noah (UF), that chest pounding bastard, in the UT at UF the other day. Can anyone find a video of this for me?I hope when UF comes to Rupp that someone does the same to him there.
Yes sir I am going out tonight!
i need a fucking drink
for some reason, someone made a documentary on the Florida State game from 2002:http://www.wearefilms.com/louisville_football.html
Top Gear is an excellent car show, and they had a winter olympics episode: http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...390531229048703one hour long though, but they do some cool stuff in here.
Thanks for your "support" Wes. I've never been to a UC game with the crowd going so apeshit, it was awesome. The students were running up and down the aisles planning to storm the court (guess they jinxed us). Can you imagine is Eric Hicks, sprained ankles and all, hit that 3, it would have been panamonium. Instead, I just got piss drunk... wait that happened before then. Anyway... my Bearcats made me proud.
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/
Well Brock - had Cincy won I would have gladly stormed the court with you, even with the Duke jersey on.
And it would have been even better if you were in the pirate outfit - we could have been sending the message that Laettner is an ass pirate!
so top 5 ass pirates in college basketball history?beau zack smithchristian laetnerreddickadam morrison's moustachebobby hurley
I might have to find room for cherokee parks on that list
Wes, I'll be able to pick you up. What time do you think you want to head out?
This guy is f'ing metalhttp://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiap...ment/index.html
I was looking on the stats page, and one of the search phrases people were using to get here was Jen Sterger. Does anybody know who the hell that is?
Apparently, Urban Dictionary is not admissible as an expert witness. Commander, just tell a girl you want a tuscan mule, and she can't press charges. http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/02/24/r...e.ap/index.html
I forgot to mention this before. But after trivia on Tuesday. Brent and myself headed to The Backdoor Bar. We tried to role up on some ladies, but it didn't pan out. Next Brent sidles up to a cute pierced and tattooed girl. She was nice, and telling us a little of her little story which to say was "colorful". Another guy is in the conversation and pulls a B-Mac-esque line. She says "... so I ended up waking up in a women's jail in Tijuana." And the guy immediately after that goes, "... the same thing happens to me in New Albany." Tijuana.....New Albany. They're basically the same thing I guess. Kinda like North and South Dakota to North and South Korea.
speaking of classic bmac, wednesday night at about 11-11:30 my phone rang. I answered it half asleep. Bmac asked me if i have any plans on April 22.
i got that same call, he wanted to go to a cardinals game, random as hell.
new sports guy:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060224
Should've stayed in Boston!http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5355938
Jay I'll drive and meet you guys somewhere...Where are we meeting and when?
chris and joanna will be in town around 7ish
meet at your place @ 9 like i usually do?
http://www.theindychannel.com/news/...127/detail.html
I was just about to post tha from fark. Stupid Hoosiers
My work wouldn't let me check that thing wes posted. What is it?
Students Disagree With Holding Oral Sex Article From PaperPOSTED: 6:33 am EST February 24, 2006UPDATED: 12:58 pm EST February 24, 2006NOBLESVILLE, Ind. -- Some Noblesville High School students say they are being censored after the superintendent of Noblesville schools decided that the school paper will not be allowed to run a controversial article on oral sex.
Thanks, Joe. Stupid Hoosiers.
Brian Harvey transferring from UofL.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ORTS02/60224030
Jay, Jen Sterger is that FSU cowgirl chick. I posted an SI link about her awhile ago. She is hot and she is in this months Maxim.
two things from the sports guy's links:marc and I were talking about this last night (because of the letters in the sports guy's article yesterday), the Pro Stars Cartoon:http://www.retrojunk.com/details_tv...56-pro-starsProAnd in honor of Joe's fantasy football championship:http://www.jostens.com/sports/fan_sports/index.asp
I have another story to tell of recent. it's a long one so be warned.First off, unrelated, i haven't gotten a call back from the Melissa girl I went on valentines date with. (it was our third date) but no call back. So I got dropped like a fat girl's diet.Now the story. So Wednesday night (Thursday morning) I got a call at 2:08AM. I didn't recognize the number but I was like , wtf Me "Hello?"Her "Hello, Marc...it's Meagan" (A girl I almost hooked up with several times in the past, even set up a date with her but her jeolous boyfriend (who I didn't know about) got upset and she wasn't allowed to go out anymore.)Me "Hey, what's happening?"Her "We just got out of the game and are up here drinking. I was out of town for 3 weeks, I don't know if you knew that." (About a month ago I got a 3:30Am call to come over (booty call right?, wrong.) I tried but wasn't allowed access the whole way. Plus she's lied in the past so I'm like, whatever she probably got back with her ex in the last few weeks and I wasn't gonna call her, fuck her. She'd strung me along in the past. If she wants to fuck...she she has to call ME.)Me "So what are you doing?"Her "We're up here drinking, Casey wants me to sing something (sees someone see knows) Oh hey how are you doing..."CLICK (phone call ends)So now I'm like thinking I am just someone she can fill her time with until she finds someone else to talk to. She thinks she can just to string me along....whatever fuck her... I'm not talking to her again. Then I started thinking...well I'm already at home and shut her out of my life...so what do I have to lose. So 4 minutes later I call her back. she answersHer "Hello?"Me "Hey Meagan, what's going on?"Her "Just hanging out. I've been drinking. (someone asks her) "Who are you talking to?" she replies "Marc"CLICK (phone call ends again.)So I say Marc ole boy, cut your losses, screw that bitch, fuck her. she is dead to you. Two minutes later I call her back. It rings and goes to a voicemail. MESSAGE "Hi you've reached Casey's phone leave me a message..."(WTF? no wonder I didn't recognize the number, it's her friend's phone. Fuck this I'll call her on HER phone. So I dial her number. and immediately get this message..."By user request this phone does not accept incoming calls. This is message T-16"WTF!!!!!! Apparently, she can call me and disturb me whenever the fuck she wants and I can't even call her back? Fuck That I'm done. No more. Goodbye.So two minutes later I call Casey's phone again. Casey answers. And by what she says I can tell she either doesn't like me or is horribly annoyed by her friend.Casey "Hello?"Me "Is Meagan there?"Casey "She's is the bathroom pooping."Me "Awesome" (without skipping a beat. because I can tell she's just trying to get rid of me. And fuck this bitch.)CLICK (phone call ends probably with her not even hearing my "Awesome!") So this time I truly say fuck that and just laugh about the whole thing. And I share it with you, which no one will actually read. It has been a bad lady month for Marcus Brody. He's attempt a few sales recently, but hasn't closed in a while. Maybe Hoosiers Callgirls will be given me credit card number, just kidding.
marc, making a run at me for the title of Most Neurotic member of Natty Sci when it comes to girls. I warn you - it won't be easy.
First, Jay, may I take you up on the ride since Wes isn't for tonight?Second, Marc, thanks for the epic story... I was waiting for the story to take some kind of "Can't Hardly Wait" turn, but unfortunately no. In any case, I'll step up for some random chick hunting for you tonight.Finally, are there any decisions for the evening? The usual, or something new?
Are we pulling the meet at Burket's and get drunk and decide from there?
Marc, that story was awsome. It's going in the movie. Yeah, we will probably start at burket's, and go from there. Since chris wanted to hit up HPL, Golden Nugget, and that pizza place, it's safe to assume Phil won't be joining us. Brock, give me a call, I'll pick you up.
marc, i enjoyed the story, i liked how you played it like you were done, and then you called her back. i don't know if anybody caught that, that was very clever.here's a good joke i just got:The difference between guts and balls:Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, beingassaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "AreYou still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smellingOf perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on theass and having the balls to say, "You're next."
joe, i'm at your house at 9 or so, if plans change, let me know. how much leftover liquor do you still have??
half a fifth of beam? rest of the soco. fifth of jager.
Joe - I'll give ya a call around 8 or so.
jagerbombs? maybe....
fantastic, or give chris a call
fantastic on jagerbombs? or fantastic on wes actually nutting up and coming out?
all of the above
Ford GT fairly cheap for sale.http://acrosstheboard.blogspot.com/...o-your-car.html
Great story Marc! But why does this Casey-bitch despise you?
Amen! ::a little sniffle::http://cbs.sportsline.com/collegeba...l/story/9262602
Okay, this is some funny shit right herehttp://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/hissyfit.html
Gregg Doyle is a complete tool!Prime example.http://www.sportsline.com/collegeba...l/story/9258337Scroll down till you see the mail from Orestes Meeks. This guy is Jodie Meeks father who is a UK recruit/signee. Anytime you are a journalist you should alteast have some insight as to what you write about. Maybe even go and check out this kid play some ball.
Actually I like this one better marc - a mini-michael jacksonhttp://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/minimichael.html
I don't know. She could have just been pissed off at her friend. If I get another call from Meagan, I'll keep the story going. Or we could call Casy tonight while we're out. Fuck her. lol (Even though she is actually cuter than Meagan, it just knew I had a shot at Meagan. lol)
anyone care to take a stab at translating that hissy fit?
Here you go fellas..the official nattysci t-shirt.http://store.cottonfactory.com/tee-0186.html
I'm sure it had something to do with not being able to downloaad porn.
apparently it has to do with Unreal Tournament. I'm not terribly surprised. When I played Quake with the social outcasts in the bellarmine math lab those kids would get royally worked up to the point where they'd try to organize secret games where I couldn't play because I'd whoop them so bad, and they'd try to team up on me 10 on 1, which is dumb because then I had 9 people to shoot at and they only had 1 so as long as I took out three or four of them before they got me I'd win like 125 to 15.Man, I scored with a lot of chicks back then. Oh wait, the opposite of that.
i couldn't imagine why...
What happened to the Natty Sci search ability?
Oh Quake Master...do me know quake master!
Jay, and other comic books nerds.Gwen Stacy makes an appearance in the next Spider-man movie.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0413300/
this is a new level of drunk right here: http://ziza.ru/2006/02/16/ya-prosto-plakal.html
i feel like someone ran over my face with a dump truck. whiskey BAD
Funny that you're just now "feeling" that way because you've always looked that way.
phil you were legendary drunk last night. You were bar-hopping, shot-taking, boob-grabbing, ass-spanking, waitress-bending-over, McCall-proposing, drunk. It was legen.....dary. i had fun though. I mostly just entertained the Steffian ladies (Phil's cousins). oh....yeah.
did Mccall by any chance say yes? Because that would be cool
The Lord will strike thee down with his sword of thee drinks and gets drunk!
Just a heads up... I don't know if the Nattipedia is muerto or not, but the link doesn't work. It would be a shame to lose all that worthless Natty Sci history.
thanks for the heads up brock, i'll fix that tomorrow. did anyone see the guy get hit in the face with a basketball during the timberwolves game? the guy had to be taken out on a gourney from being hit in the face. what a bitch.
Monday, February 27, 8:30PM ET/PT"Game Night"When a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend is viewed by the gang, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get the full story from Barney on how she broke his heart and how their breakup changed him into the suit wearing bachelor he is today.So are we ever going to suit up?
First, I need enough money to buy myself a suit that fits.
Damn ... no love for the Big Hurt here, folkshttp://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2345972
I'll suit up anytime. I have a few pimping suits of my own.
here's the video from the douche bag in the Timberwolves game: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/recap...ameId=260226016marc and i discussed suiting up with the ladies on Saturday (pre-bar-hopping, shot-taking, boob-grabbing, ass-spanking, waitress-bending-over, McCall-proposing, drunk). They agree it is a very good strategy. We'd have to stick to the plan though. I forsee people getting too drunk and trying to build up the fake wedding ruining everything. They key is to just suit up and get drunk, and if anyone asks why we are dressed up "we just came from a wedding" and then change the subject as quickly as possible.
Brock, I think I just found your next vacation destination. They are accomodating of your lifestyle. http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/2/...ica/4748292.stm
Happy Birthday to Adam "I'm not really a Baldwin" Baldwin.
Apparently Vince Young scored a 6 on the wonderlick test. To put things in perspective, they say that if you score less than 10 you probably can't read...http://www.packersnews.com/archives..._24926443.shtmlHook 'em Horns!
i've tried to suit up, but nobody ever wants to. every time i've ever gone out to bars or anywhere in a suit, it's so much easier to talk to the ladies. trust me, much easier. it's an easy conversation starter, plus girls take more notice when you're dressed up. it works, really well at times.
here is a sample wunderlic:http://espn.go.com/page2/s/closer/020228test.html
thanks joe, I was looking for that article. here's the breakdown on average scores by position and also by other careers from the sister article to the page2 test:Offensive tackles: 26Centers: 25Quarterbacks: 24Guards: 23Tight Ends: 22Safeties: 19Middle linebackers: 19Cornerbacks: 18Wide receivers: 17Fullbacks: 17Halfbacks: 16The average scores in other professions look like this:Chemist: 31Programmer: 29Newswriter: 26Sales: 24Bank teller: 22Clerical Worker: 21Security Guard: 17Warehouse: 15http://espn.go.com/page2/s/closer/020228.html
You know how i know your gay, you wanna suit up and go to Bardstown Road. I couldn't resist.
VIDA!I know exactly who this is, because I remember seeing that ass in Joe's FHM magazine!http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzz_log/?fr=fp-buzz-img
Jay you might want to be careful, this is fair game for everyone else!www.vidasworld.com
the wonderlic test is culturally biasedhttp://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl...ts/3687374.html
It's really quiet today.
if I were vince young and a reporter asked me about my scores I'd have to say "how about you wonderlick my balls."i think that would settle that matter.
Obviously, with or without a high wonderlick score - Vince dismantled defenses all year. Performance speaks larger volumes than any written test any day.
Wow..Ernie Fletcher..way to go!http://www.bluegrassreport.org/blue..._report__1.html
David Beckham - well you guessed it..not very smart."I think it was maths, actually. It's done totally differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know, I was like, 'Oh my God, I can't do this'.http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2006022...eoffbeatbeckham
Isn't Ernie Fletcher dying or something? I heard he's been in the hospital for a week. The dude must really be hated to be harassed while dying in a hopital bed.Governor, you're balls are showing.
He's been sick, although I don't think he is dying. Viva la Abramson!
I don't know what's funnier, the fact that the trailer home was in Fairdale, or the fact that he lived on Penile road. http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/60227012
Glad you guys had fun this weekend, bec. you could've been in New Orleans during Mardi Gras YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES! That's 2 years you've passed up on free lodging for Mardi Gras...what the hell is wrong with you guys? I'd like to remind you that I won't be here for forever and the numbers are already dwindling as Chris and Wes are married and Douglas has a baby's mama.
Barry - Chris and Jay started heading down there..they tried calling you but you didn't answer and then the remembered that Chris was married so they made their way back here.A Catholic Town?http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,186202,00.html
ouch, wicked burn, just wicked barry. i do believe wes and chris made it all the way to I-65. Jay was ready to do the damn thing, but of course, chris pussied out and decided he'd rather do 'have you met my friend jay' all night at the nugget and badger homeless preachers at white castle...
oh, and barry, if you ever need to know how to pick up women at a bar, just ask joe, he's found the secret
post up and box out
Nice. Speaking of boxing out, how much of a bad ass is Big Baby?
They left out some stuff. The theme for one of the parades in Baton Rouge was "FEMAture Evacuation." http://news.yahoo.com/fc/US/Hurricane_Katrina
u don't get the full effect of what joe is saying unless you see him, drunk as piss, explaining to us how to get women in a bar. His words: "This is how you pick up chicks at a bar, you look around, spot a target, post up, and then box the bitch out!" He then proceeded to stick his ass on the next girl that walked by as she desperately tried to figure out how to get past him, all the while he's yelling "you have to really use you ass to box out bitches." good stuff
If only I remembered doing this stuff
That's pretty damn good Joe. Just for you guys I did go to Razzoo last night and get a blow job...the shot
here's the midget vs lion fight article that people were talking about last night: http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attac...nRing-Fight.htmfake, but still funny.
Yeah that is a good read. The only thing that breaks my heart is that it's fake.
i bet wing commander would've loved to see that many midgets mauled in a single outing
I almost forgot we went to Hike Point Lounge and you guys sang Bon Jovi. Who drank the champagne of beers?Chris was obsessed with several things that evening:1. Driving to New Orleans2. Whiskey3. Jake's Bitches4. Trying to hit Metzimeier up for free drinks5. The wrath of God
i personally liked the explanation on why the article was written: " It was created to 'settle' a dispute between a friend of mine in which he claimed that 40 weaponless midgets could defeat 1 lion in a hypothetical fight. "Makes sense to me!actually, it reminded me of one of my favorite mcsweeney's articles: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/4/8schweiger.html
Hey, Dad. I'm takin' your ass YARD ... http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2346877
HA! He really did throw at his own kid in a father-son game. He is now "the Duke."
If you're Vida fans you might want to check out the link below. Its from when her cell phone was hacked last year; as you might of already guessed nsfw unless you work at MaximumASP or with AnythingGoes Adrian.http://postarchives.entensity.net/0...05/wow-vida.php
via the Sports Guy's links, 20 years of the Final Countdown: http://youtube.com/watch?v=pkxIQPu-...nal%20countdown (sound)
I read that article about the midgets and lions on another site I believed that sick fuck of a country Cambodia actually let some midgets fight the lion. I saw one video on Bear baiting. Now for you who don't know what Bear Baiting is it is where they chain a bear to a wall and sick animals on it (such as dogs) and fight. The video showed two pitbulls being released on the bear. One pit bull clamped clamped down on the bears arm. Two seconds later the bear broke its back and slung it what looked like about 30 feet away. Then the bear killed the other pit bull in a matter of seconds. Even though i hate pit bulls it was pretty disturbing to see them get snapped in two.
It's the final countdown!Yeah, I was ready to drive to new orleans, but chris is a bitch.
now, i'm not a big fan of tatoos, but I figure if you get one, you might as well go the full nine: http://www.alwayswas.com/iphotos/ba...ges/Image8.html(probably not safe for work)
Love the pics of Vida you posted Brent. Now if there a picture of her hog tied on the floor with a baseball bat stuffed in her ass, that would be even hotter. Oh wait....
high speed chase from today: http://www.kfor.com/Global/story.asp?S=4558572it gets good around minute one...
Jay, find a way to see this video REAL TRANSFORMERhttp://www.devilducky.com/media/42185/
http://www.hetemeel.com/einsteinform.php
You gotta love a t-shirt that references The Monster Squadhttp://fright-rags.com/store/index....5673dd559ce45d2
the wikipedia's entry on "Very Special Episodes"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Very_special_episodeMarc, there is no mention of Boy Meets World, which itself needs some work: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_Me...ld_%28Disney%29although it is on the list of tv shows that feature time travel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...ude_time_travelmarc, time to get working!
For Big Jay:http://www.yikers.com/video_im_the_...naut_bitch.htmlI'm the Juggernaut Bitch!
I'm The Juggernaut Bitch!that is awesome, and I don't even like comics.
... and all I have are my suits, money and meaningless one night stands....my life is awesome. These are tears of joy.
yup. at least Barney has not been turned into a pussy.
damn the natty sci stats page was blocked
so what'd i miss last night on 'how i met your mother?' i'm assuming that last quote came from last nite....
we need to find the rules for marshgammon
Which stats page was blocked? The one with all the comments stats or the one that tells you that 5 people from Angoria visited on Friday?
i got one to work
not everybody answer at once
the episode was fantastic. Barney almost went gay, marshgammon is the greatest game ever, ted is gay.
I say keep it on the waterfront. Look at the future picture of the Louisville skyline...looks pretty awesome to me.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...S0101/602280356
The episode was pretty good...Barney is the man and is a convert from hippie-ism...and the master at evening the score........Marshgammon is a game we all need to learn to play...What?..take a drink bitches! And what I am hoping for Victoria is that she cheats on Ted and that leaves Ted suiting up with Barney.
JuggernautReal Name:Cain MarkoRelatives:Kurt Marko(father, deceased), Charles Francis Xavier(stepbrother, MIA)First Appearance: X-Men #12, 1965Cain was abused by his father for much of his childhood, and took it out on his stepbrother Charles. During the Korean War, the stepbrothers happened upont the cave of Cyttorak, and the fabled Gem of Cyttorak. Cain picked up the gem, and became the Juggernaut. The cave collapsed on top of him, while Xavier escaped. Juggernaut was eventually able to dig out of the cave, and went on to menace Xavier and his Xmen. Only by removing his helmet (with the help of Human Torch Johnny Storm) was Xavier able to use his telepathy to fell his stepbrother. Later, Juggernaut teamed up with Black Tom Cassidy (cousin of X-Man Sean Cassidy, Banshee) in a long lasting partnership to destroy the All new, All different Xmen. Eventually, Cain left the partnership after Black Tom underwent a secondary mutation. He joined the X-men and befriended young Sammy Pare, whom was later killed by Black Tom. Juggernaugt is now a member of the New Excalibur with Nocturne, Dazzler, Pete Wisdom, Sage, and Captain Britain, protecting England after the tragedy of M-Day.Fun Fact: Cain considers himself the biggest fan of rock singer Allion Blair, The Dazzler.
do we have any interest in a fantasy baseball league?
For Mardi Gras, I want someone to hook me up with a Weil-Kyle sandwich ... please reference WAVE3 news ... Laissez les bons tons roulez!
i even bought a book on fantasy baseball today:http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/06...5Fencoding=UTF8count me in, but I only participate in fantasy leagues were there is some random category that is drastically over valued. My vote is that stealing third base is worth 15 points. It's hard to steal third base.
what is the baseball equivalent of a kick return?
actually stealing 3rd is in most cases easier than stealing second, you can get a much bigger lead off of 2nd base.
wow the sci just crapped out on me with a runtime error for a few minutes
how bout in the park homers
let's see, the joy of having a kick returner this year:1) as long they actually were returning kicks, you got at least 6 points2) if they actually performed above average, you were good for 12 points3) if the team kept getting scored on, you were good for 15 points even if they were performing at below the league averageso, we are looking for some stat that someone will get points for irregardless of actually performing well, and the worse their team is the more points they get. And the key factor is that in any other league they'd have to be just about useless. There has to be some stat from like middle relievers or something. Maybe if we can somehow give points for pitches thrown between the third and seventh inning by pitchers not registering a win or a save.
I think i am going with caught stealing
caught stealing and holds. I am setting it up now
i think middle relievers is the key here, b/c on bad times, they are used frequently, they register very few wins, saves, and/or losses, mostly just gap fillers. maybe like middle relievers' ERA or something
yeah, this place is going nuts with the smart people trying to figure out what is going wrong.i am trying to figure out what the equivalent of returning kicks is for baseball.
I'll play baseball, it'll give me a reason to actually pay attention this year. Besides, I can't wait to hear Phil bitch some more about kick return points. That never gets old, its kind of like Big Red, except much more lame.Has anyone seen Waiting? Jake showed Chris the brain on Friday and kicked him in the ass, classic!
League Name: I seek the fluids of the dead Password: nattyscileague ID #: 174518The point system is a joke right now. I will fix it sometime. I am taking requests for the points.
I know I'm not a whiskey fan, but I might have to try some of this because it sounds GENIUS!http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT
i changed my im name to usquebaugh-baul. But whiskey bad!
I signed up. Do we want to put a little money on this league, just for motivation's sake. Nothing big, like $5-10 / person? That way, when Joe wins, he can buy some whiskey for everyone else to drink at the end of the season.Can I draft Walt Weiss, Harold Baines, and Terry Steinbach?
Stat page update: Joe has surpassed Jay in both total number of posts and number of posts per day. It was a long run at 4th place for Big Jay, but the young go-getter with absolutely nothing to do at work easily gained ground by posting non-stop from 7:30AM to 9AM every day.Looking at the total number of posts, its like looking at the total number of NCAA victories with Phil and Wes WAY out in front of everyone like Kentucky and UNC. I better get posting!
Who is the 4th team in the league?
I'm "The Mars Greenskins". And a nerd.
I remember drinking Jim Beam Bookers and that shit fucked me up bad. I couldn't imagine drink 184 proof whiskey. Fuck it...Load up the shot glasses!
was lenny the genius who ran headfirst into the brick wall on Booker's?
You shouldn't take shots of that shit. Put it in a glass and sip it over a few minutes...the effects will be the same I assure you. If you take shots of that shit..you really might kill yourself if you don't watch it.
ESPN has their full length feature on the autistic kid on their ESPN motion thingy. let's see if this link works: http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband...tegory=Page%202
Damnit, Joe, I guess I need to start slacking off at work more. Or get chase to close down for a few weeks so I can catch back up.
I would have more to talk about if there were less conversations about sports and more about comic books and star wars.
I think we need to bring back the "Giving Up Making Strippers Cry for Lent" as a team name. Good times.
joe, saw major league 2 last night. This is possibly on my top 20 disappointing sequels list. so, top of the ninth Indians up by 2, 2 out, 2 men on, and they send in the wild thing. Rick strikes the guy out, they win the ALCS and go to the series. But no not the vegg-o-matic, he's a rebel. he walks the guy to get to one of the best sluggers in the league, who by the way, has been rick's daddy all season. Of course he strikes him out on 3 fast balls. I asked myself WWJD - what would joe do? Would he walk a scrub to get to Douglas Hargett?
Sorry guys, I won't be at Trivia tonight. I have to work.
I did walk a guy to get to him, then coach calls 4 consecutive curve balls. the first two he watched for strikes, third he fouls off roughly 492 feet, the 4th doubled off the wall. What kind of coach calls 4 straight curve balls? Dumbass.
stolen right from The Sports Guy's links:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106688/"IMDB.com profile for "Death Ring," a 1993 film starring Mike Norris (son of Chuck), Chad McQueen (son of Steve), Don Swayze (brother of The Swayze) and some dude named Billy Drago. This is easily one of my five favorite films of all-time, even though I'll likely never see it and had no idea it existed until this morning."
but a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
who will make it to trivia tonight? it's fat tuesday, so you get the hard core drunk chicks out. i can't wait!
I'm a no show. I got tickets to the sneak preview of 16 blocks.
it's looking like I'm spending the $50 by myself then, suckers! at 2.50 per beer and assuming that they continue only making us pay for every other beer...that's like 40 beers all to myself! err, maybe I'll just go home and watch the crap my DVR has recorded for me recently.ok, so it looks like this:brent - testsadrian - workjoe - sneak preview of 16 blocksmarc and matt church - school stuffso...game off!
So we had a free lunch today catered by Joe's OK Bayou. 3 of us were trying to decide when to go eat. We were arguing between 12 and 12:30. We started to go at 12 decided not to and were going to wait till 12:30. Rumor spread they were running out of food so we went at 12:15. this girl who was going with us dissappeared so I left her a note saying we were at lunch. She never showed up, no one knew where she was when we got back from lunch. Word just got back that she went home crying at 12:30. So the point of this whole thing is: Why the fuck do women have emotions?
Shit Phil, I'd drive down from Cincy to give you a hand, but the UC game is tonight and Michelle and I have to guzzle down 20 Miller Lites for $1 and cheer on the Bearcats. Otherwise, I'd be suckin' down some imports and antagonizing the drunk chicks with ya. I really need to find a bar doing trivia up here, a bunch of Ph.d's and nurses would destroy the locals.
i think it's penis envy
Sweet, lets definitely wait till next Tuesday as I will be on Spring Break and $2.50 imports sounds mighty!
Joe left out the part where she was giving him a hummer in the janitor's closet around 12:05 when he started snoring at 12:06, she bolted, but Joe didn't wake from his catnap until 12:15.
I do have a thing for making bitches cry
http://butterbeer.ytmnd.com/
Damnit Joe, stop posting, you are catching up to me, and I don't want to relinquish my 3rd place position. You get all the perks of being a finalist, but you don't have any expectations. The bronze rules!Speaking of Spring Break... I think I remember rambling about getting together for a cabin trip one weekend. Who is interested?
Happy Birthday John Tuturro Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski...49Brock I am simply trying to place in the top 3. I have no glory. Let me have something.
he's right, he has nothing.....
except a kitchen couch
which is admirable in its own right
i need
four more posts
to pass adrian
there, i did it.
marc, only 189 more posts to catch you
188....
Crime report from todays Courier Journal4300 block of Tuscarora Way. A man told police he had been driving around the area to buy crack cocaine when he was approached by people about 6 a.m. Feb. 17. He said they offered him crack for his cell phone, but the man refused because the crack piece looked fake to him. One of the people then pulled the man out of his Oldsmobile Intrigue and took the car.
See, I can't do what Douglas just did because I would drop in my letter count per post. The trails and tribulations of being 3 place poster overall and moving up the rankings toward wordy bastard. Unfortunately, I have Jen in front of me, and she only posted, what, like twice, with really long, epic stories that absolutely dwarf anything I can attain. However, if I stick enough aggregious adjectives into my posts, then my impecible word count will monstrously skyrocket, leaving the Wing Commander shriveled and crapping on Phil's floor, mesmorized by my industrious vocabulary.NERD RANK: #1
Looking back at the wordy bastards list, if we were giving out awards I would give Brock the silver medal. I consider Jen, Green Baron and Hoban as only provisional members. They never completed their probationary period to fulfill true natty sci post membership.
Since I'm addicted to the Stats page (go figure), another great category, related to the "Crazy go nuts" post days would be the most epic post days in Natty Sci history. For example, the "Marc's sweaty chest" day or the "day after an epic night."I am going to go back and read that day, so I can make milk come out my nose laughing agian.
Joe makes an excellent point! Which leads us to a great topic of discussion... what is the requirements for full Natty Sci membership?1. Posting on Nattysci.com2. Knowing the 3 most beloved Natty Sci holidays3. Puking at or around Joe's house4. Knowing the Natty Sci "sign"5. Drinking their weight in alcohol one night6. Getting a nickname that is overly used7. Driving Brock's Explorer8. Having Jay apologize to you.
are the 3 holidays new years, 4th of july and Marks b-day?
even i've driven brock's explorer! but i am not familiar with this Natty Sci "sign" you speak of.
What would the different levels of natty sci membership status be: grandfather, new class, la femme, fan club....
we talking potential tatoo sign or gang sign? I know the natty sci tattoo
Joe, you gave it away... not like it was a secret or anything. I would nominate St. Patty's day as the 4th, but since it falls on a weekday more often than not, getting the "group" together is more difficult, thus demoting it to a second-class Natty Sci holiday.With that being said, I think Halloween / Jay's B-day may be approaching Natty Sci status since we were able to put together a nice group to get drunk and watch Jay stumble around and hit on chicks dressed as Darth Vader.
What do we call Thanksgiving, wes' b-day and wes' engagement day all looped into one weekend?
You know, this wordy bastard ranking may not be worth it, because I'm typing far too much today, and its really annoying if I just want to answer a simple question like "what is the Natty Sci 'sign'?"The answer with my 300th letter in this comment being the "gang sign"
Joe, the only problem with that was it was a one time occurance, and not an actual "holiday". For example, Chris' bachelor party (N'awlins bitches!), Derby, Chris' graduation, and the Burket-Hall wedding. It occured in about a span of 3 weeks, but only Derby and their anniversary occur each year.Which means we could just start making a yearly trek down to N'Awlins on the anniversary of Chris' bachelorhood. Now that would be a worthy Natty Sci holiday.Thunder over Louisville is a 'dead' Natty Sci holiday b/c it had epic stories associated with it (Chris-OH River, Brock-dislocated jaw puking), but has since become lame.
man this past hour at work has flown by. Thanks brock.
sports guy's rundown on monday's TV shows (including how I met your mother): http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ex?name=simmonsand I don't think Marc will ever be caught. I did a search on the longest posts and he's got like 20 of them with his movie review write ups. The rest are from wes posting full articles from the internet.
Okay not many things ever torment a lion...but this 10 pound monkey does!http://www.ebaumsworld.com/monkeyvstiger.html
Joe - I didn't get engaged till the weekend after Valentine's Day!Phil - give me a call if you go up to trivia, but considering we don't know a damn thing about movies or literature were screwed!
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