i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
I was going to wait until the previous post got to 1000, but I figured that over 200 posts would be made between 8:00am and 9:00am as people start coming into work. This of course assumes Joe is able to actually find a path from his room to the front door to leave the house - and doesn't fall asleep before he gets there
So, time to start planning for the Seventh Annual Blow Up St. Matthews...
Posted by Phil on January 1st, in the afternoon | 682 comments
i'm going to have to start remembering to update these things more often...the previous page was almost 400kb. that's a lot of masturbation jokes.
wow, doug floutie with the drop-kick extra point: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...ie.dropkick.ap/
my favorite part of the Flutie drop kick is that you know that somewhere out there, a fantasy championship will be lost by a half point by some dude with vinatieri as their kicker. And they will be found mutter "why try a fucking drop kick, old man!" in the fetal possition on monday.
Larry David on Brockback Mountain: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/01/o...article_popular
yeah, about last night....we all got extremely fucked up, joe maybe got laid, or didn't, who knows, i chugged lots of champagne, it's tradition, and am vowing to never play checkers with bourbon again. b-mac is a cheater at checkers, i have like 70 pictures that i'm going to download on Tuesday and I will send them out, they are very funny, including a video of me singing bon jovi. wes didn't make it to midnight, he didn't pass out, but that still doesn't negate the fact that he didn't make it to midnight. i've had a hangover from hell, but it's entirely well worth it. can't wait for the 4th.
if you are looking at a place to publish photos, try http://www.flickr.com
i don't understand the topic title. did i miss a funny line at the party?
i tried to think of a funny sex related quote. And I thought of the 40 year old virgin, and I got distracted and decided that it must be done. Full quote: I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"
2005 sucked ass ... This year's resolution - I will now answer my cell phone like this: "Set, Hut!"
Why the fuck does ND and Ohio St. play at 4:30? They should have the late night game.
Well I'm off today so if you fuckers go to lunch anywhere give me a call. Douglas - You are correct, didn't make it to midnight. However, I would have at the party, but that doesn't matter. Abby felt so bad the next day for causing a scene, but like i tell her - no one really cares about that because the party still rocks on! On another side note - The HIV is more contagious than strep throat - Rock Rock ON!!!!
Not sure where the HIV fits in there Wes, but oh well.Well, I gotta go buy some stuff for Gator Bowl party. GO CARDS!!
All of you that are off today- you suck. I am still tired from Saturday. A long nap today would have been nice.
Where's everyone watching the game?
flanagan's!
I was talking to Kelley (Douglas's sister) and she gave the lame excuse that she had strep throat at the reason why she wasn't stopping by the party. My response to that was "Strep throat? So what I've got the HIV and that is a lot more contagious than you and I am here!"That comment was well worth just to watch Douglas almost fall on the ground because he was laughing so hard. So other than Kelley being sick, a guy at the party with the HIV, B-mac kept yelling in the phone that her brother is a pussy, I can't think of a logical reason why she wouldn't want to show up.And I talked to Joe yesterday when I picked up my Jager machine, and he is all about buying a GBITT t-shirt that Kat designed just to commemerate the event. I am game for that as well, Philco can you get that set-up?
Why didn't he just keep his mouth shut and stay in school.http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?...p&type=lgns
Phil, you have a big-ass tv at home, plus you don't have to pay for booze you drink at home...and you're going to Flanagans??!
yeah, but I gotta be at work today. For reasons I can't explain, sneaking off to flanagan's to watch the game is more responsible than just watching it at home. Don't ask.
for future parents: make sure to pick up Potty Time with Elmo, which asks your kid the important questions related to taking a dump: Uh oh, who wants to die?"http://www.local6.com/news/5784303/detail.html(with video goodness)
Fair enough Phil. Anyone know somebody that wants to buy a car on the cheap?
what kinda car stew? i have 3 bad cars in my family right now. mine and my father's cars are best while still 10 years old each
If it is a delorean then i will buy it.
i met a guy with a Delorean once. i got to see it up close in the garage. Silly bastard didn't have a working flux capacitor.
So, I feel the need to apologize to everyone. I don't know exactly everything I did or said, but I do know it was fucked up. Anyway, with that being said, Big Jay didn't sleep alone that night. Oh!
Well Louisville played about as well as I thought they would, fortunately for them, VT didn't. With that being said, VT still wins 35-24! I'm still praying for the Horns to beat the men of Troy!
All i am saying is Jay, did you cop a feel? Because if you did that would be awesome...I mean horrible!
Adrian wore Julie's pants! Literally.
I easily could have, but i'm a classy guy.
Um..who is Julie?
...fuckin' Hunter Cantwell ...
marc, the calculus book you should purchase is this one: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/03...ks&v=glance
btw, that book is about 100 years old so you might want to read the excerpt before buying it if you don't think you can follow the language...
video of Scarlett Johansson from Love Song for Bobby Long: http://www.smithappens.com/video_sc...rlettfinger.phpprobably not safe for work - unless your work is cool with you watching Scarlett Johansson getting fingerbanged at work.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/michellebunger/
So, I blacked out. I heard some good stuff happened.
did anyone see me carrying a bottle of tequila? If you did you should have taken it. That is the last thing I remember doing.
has anyone seen my dignity I seem to have misplaced it?
Yeah, so it occurred to me that I should not have implied that anything happened, because it totally didn't. And I still owe everyone an apology. Except for wes, he left too early for me to offend him.
Michelle, those pictures are awsome. The best are the photos of us lifting weights.
I have a bruise just above my right elbow where some "ASS" punched me. And it wasn't Chris!
Wes and I killed the keg on sunday. It had just enough beer for 2 left in it.
if anyone else has pictures please put them up. I know douglas and joanna do, and I found a digital camera, I think it is Julies.
I just saw the pictures and all i can say is Good Times!
FYI - Patrick Cranshaw died on 12-28-2005. You're still my boy Blue!
Michelle - those pictures were awesome..good job! I just want to throw this out there, because people overheard something that happened in the past and they think this is the reason why Abby was crying at GBITT. Yeah, I have done some things and said some things when I have been really drunk, things that I have never thought nor think about my wife. As a result, I have hurt her in the past, however, that was in the past and not directly the reason why she was crying.The reason why she was crying is because she heard people talking about the drunk Wes stories, how people wanted him to show up because let's be honest, Drunk Wes is fun. Let's also be honest, belligerent Wes is not so much fun. Whenever drunk Wes is around hey good times happen, but also keep in mind there are times that Abby has had to take care of my retarded self, and those times cause her pain. There is a difference between drunk Wes and belligerent Wes and while drunk Wes was having a good time at the party, belligerent Abby was being reminded of all the bad times that Belligerent Wes has put her through. It was the drunk wes stories and people giving abby a hard time for not letting me drink which is what done her in, because she thought of all the bad things that she and I have been through on those belligerent wes nights. Abby and I talked about things and as far as I know she was talking to Joanna about the bad times we have had this past year and some one overheard. I don't care who overheard what they thought they heard, I just wanted to clarify as to what really happened!
I am officially placing myself on injured reserve.
Shit if Joe's on IR, someone needs to call me up from the damn minors. But then again, can anyone really replace the number one switch hitter in the league?Jay, the only thing you need to apologize for is the pole dancing. Leave the pasties at home, bruh'!
Gotta love personality changes while drunk. That's why I can't drink bourbon anymore. I verbally abuse Chris. That's not too good.
i have pictures that are fucking hilarious, including a video of, let's just say, me getting psyched! Jay, you have nothing to apologize for, if anyone did offending it was most likely me, especially considering the shit I was yelling outside of joe's door while there were still about six girls in the kitchen at the time. And I don't know why, but the HIV is funny as hell, especially when you're telling my sister you have it to get her to the party. Not sure why that would make any girl want to come to the party, but I guess that's what makes it funny.
Exactly!
I would take offense to the switch hitter comment, but I have no dignity.
Adrian, if it makes you feel better, I have a big bruise on my chest from chris. And a bruise on my arm from lenny. You know what a fun game is? Chris coming up to me and saying "Hey jay, where is your kidney?" I point to it, and chris proceeds to punch me on the other side. good times. And for the record, I remember getting spanked, but I can't remember by whom. Can anyone fill in those details.
Jay, check out all the ninjas raising their hands when asked who spanked you ...
Totally unrelated to GBITT, but still funny:http://mgoblog.blogspot.com/2005/12...south-park.htmlBTW, I did not return to the titty bar last night. I will not go back until Thursday or Friday at the very earliest!
happy b-day winnie cooper
yeah, last night i discovered a couple bruises, no idea where they came from....
the barnacle would be proud
that's who I mold my life after.
get psyched!
We might need this at the next large function, to accompany Wes' Jager machine:http://www.awolusa.com/page-2.htm
Ok, since I was talking about it last night, here is the James Dungy myspace profile, although I'm not sure how I feel about posting it:http://www.frycookonvenus.com/misc/dungy/
I saw that last week...it is very disturbing.
Charles Robinson actually wrote something worthy of thought:"Maybe we'll be looking at Sunday's loss as the most beneficial in Texans history. Then again, maybe Reggie Bush will be the next coming of Eric Metcalf or Dave Meggett."
So I just got my year end review back at work. Is it bad that one of the first things in the review is "possesses a humor that helps to alleviate tense moments."
I like David Carr's comment after the game: "I'm much happier to be in this locker room than theirs," meaning the 49ers locker room, the winning team.
Are you shitting me? That's an awesome review!
Damn, Joe - Some places that means double your salary! "He can't calculate his way into a girl's panties, but he's funny as hell. Increase his pay and add another square foot to his cube."
I do what I can.
Nice one Jerome.
Marc, I just talked to a girl I work with who was all about being our female lead vocalist. Should I bring her to practice this weekend?
I took me a moment to catch jerome's joke. That is supa dupa funny.
fuck bringing her around your friends, bring her to your house, then be a gentleman and give her a tour, show her your bedroom, show her your guitar, then show her your cock.
that's probably similar to what joe did, but he fucked up somewhere b/c she ran out crying to a slow clap
Good one Douglas, how funny is the slow clap when it's applied in that context, I'm still laughing!
For the record, I think I started the slow clap. And even if I didn't, I still feel really bad about it. And don't disrespect female members of the band that way. ASS.
haha, she's not a member yet. and i wish i was there for the slow clap, it had to be the funniest moment of the night
By the way, Wade, thanks for the tent, it was awesome, and helped to make one helluva party. Marc and Jay, you guys did real well, and I don't remember how much heckling I did, but I do remember hearing Free Bird, so for that I thank you.
I think it goes without saying, Thanks, Wade. However, I guess I should say it, since he dropped a wad on natty sci.
I meant a wad of money. Pervs. Thanks again though, wade!
I'd stick with dudes Jay.
stinky monkey:http://grinroom.com/stinkymonkey.htm
ghetto bitchhttp://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5216732
We're trying to expand our sound, and a female vocalist can do it.
you should really try to play at O'sheas or something
I would like to. It might be easier to do it at wicks on a weeknight. Maybe we could be the music between Turner's questions.
that would be awesome
it's open mike night on Sundays at o'shea's if you want to play up there. Not sure what one has to do to get up on stage, but some of the clowns I've seen up there got nothing on the Big Jay Experience featuring Marcus Brodie.
if you play, i won't even heckle you, and on open mic night, i'll heckle the shit out of every one else and fuck them up, making you guys look even awesomer
See fellas that's how you know Douglas is a true friend!
Even awesomer. Nice.
Good looking out, douglas. Phil, what time is said open mic night? And how many songs does one get to perform?
hey jay. (firts off i love to wake up late, then i get to read a shitload of posts to start off my day. and i won't be able to wake up late for very much longer.) secondly, sure why not. i don't know here. so i assume she's got a good voice, and has a personality that will mess well. still need a bass player, drums and piano. saw a girl playing up at o'sheas last week. she supposedly plays solo every other wednesday. now true, she was singing some jewel, but she also sang some 4 non blondes and had a good voice and played guitar.
hmmm, not too sure about the details of open mic night. surprisingly, I've only been up there for it once and that was because the bills were playing on sunday night football and I didn't have cable. My guess is that it starts around 11pm and you play two or three songs. Now, that was during the football season. It might start at 10 during the rest of the year.next time I'm there, I'll ask.
once again. i have been strucken by a disease that does not allow me to communicate either through talking or typing. I apologize for the horrible spelling and grammar above.
Brent - China is the #4 economy in the world. They just surpassed 3 other countries last year and are not quite at 2 trillion USD per year. I was claiming they were 6th or so, not #2. So who get's the dollar?http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/21/b..._Pack_cn=122105
Thanks Wes, for some reason I couldn't read it the first time, and if you hadn't posted that twice, I'd be up shit's creek.
wasn't brent saying they were the #2 and you said #6 and it turns out #4. so you both were equal distance from the correct answer. you don't owe him shit. I said Andrew jackson was not a president. (which is wrong) And Brent said he was the 9th,10th,11th,12th,13th,14th,15th,16th,17th,18th,20th,21st,22nd,23rd,24th,and 25th president.i admit i was wrong. but i named the majority of the presidents by number he thought that Jackson was. good thing i got my dollar back though, cause i'm poor. (wish i woulda collected on that $1000 bet Brent made me that "the guy in the Machinist (Christian Bale AKA: Batman) was actually Jim Caviezel (AKA:Jesus)"
hey speaking of my ass being poor and musical ability previously. Wet Willy's has a karaoke contest on Wednesdays. Before I think you had to qualify and then win a final competition. but it looks like now best of the night wins $300 and worst wins $50. Anybody want to go up there with me sometime since i can't afford to sit around and drink. make it a hangout night. and if we get enough of natty sci signed up for the contest we could have two winners. just a thought.
Sure why not Marc - I will cheer you on.
anyone want to go to wicks for trivia again tonight? phil and stew mentioned they might.
Wes, not sure where the CIA gets their intel but they have them second. Then again, they also thought Iraq had WMD's... http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications...os/ch.html#Econ
big jay, stew and myself are gonna head up to trivia at wicks tonight at 7:00 all else are welcome to join.
this is amazing. It's long, but stick around for the castle & underwater music towards the end!http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mariopiano.html
http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5217316I especially like the part when the QB coach for Virginia Tech supposedly "considered" pulling Vick from the game at halftime. I suppose he thought long and hard about it, thought some more, and then realized, "oh wait, this is a fucking bowl game and we don't have a shot without him. So yeah, we'll let him play and get all the glory for giving us a bowl victory over U of L, we'll take the payday and the added exposure, and then penalize him after the fact." Don't you love hypocrisy in college sports?
i just spent WAAAAAY to long trying to program the remote for my DVR to control the volume on my tv and receiver. I also realized that the "cold" medicine that I have been taking is actually ginkoba. At some point I must have accidently put the ginkoba into the tylenol cold box. This has not been my day....
Douglas, yes I hate the hypocrisy in college sports. It exists everywhere in every program to varying extents, but mostly I just hate Marcus Vick. I can't say I'd mind if he got ran over by a train.
they are lucky that the USC/Texas and PSU/FSU games are so highly anticipated because the "added" exposure hasn't been too great. The only mention of the game that I've seen on ESPN so far today has been about Vick being a classless punk. On PTI they said that even when VPI manages to win bowl games, they still come off as cheesy and classless. They also said that "Going to virginia tech seems to push you towards bad behavior at some point." I caught the end of around the horn and they had also talked about Vick being nothing but a wanna be thug relying on his last name to get by.People are showing up on the message boards from big 12, SEC, and big ten school saying that Louisville, even in losing, showed they are a better program than VPI ever could hope to be and that they were wishing we were even close to full strength to see what we would have done to them.
Guys, no problem on the tent. Glad everyone had a great time. Next year we need a hot tub for the ladies. Joe, sorry about your house and sex life man. Seems like only one of the two managed to end up sticky at the end of the night...The word is spreading...it is going to be "the must see and be seen at party" for 2006.
Wes at work?http://www.smithappens.com/video_nexteldance.php
Also, inside footage from Joe's bedroom on NYE:http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1647089/That explains the crying.
doing ok, adrian?some dude is outside my door yelling at someone in the parking lot "FORD! FORD! FORD!" He's been doing it for at least 2 minutes.
Adrian ... "WE ARE" "PENN STATE!""WE ARE" "PENN STATE!""WE ARE" "PENN STATE!""WE ARE" "PENN STATE!"
ok, so I managed to actually take my cold medicine. Tylenol PM Night Time. I am now more awake than I have been in my life. I feel like I just drank 18 jager bombs laced with coke. I thought that crap was supposed to help you sleep. Fuck you, tylenol.
man, being up this late and not being able to sleep meant I got to watch live as family members were told that their loved ones were not in fact alive like geraldo told them, but only one of them lived. yeah...not good times.
hey jay. i haven't been on LouisvilleMojo is a long as time but since Brent said he got back on there I occassionally check it now. saw this ad for tonight Rachel Stump and Brian Knopf @ O'sheas Singer songwriter oriented music with a little Jewel, Patty Griffin, Dave Matthews, and Jack Johnson thrown in for good measureSays Brian is gonna be up there considering going. and possibly hitting up some karaoke at Willys afterward to possibly make some cash.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/58892865@N00/
For Big JayPsylocke in X3: X-Men 3 (with picture of hot Philippine-born actress playing her.http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/6...8/678526p1.html
She was super hot.
Last nights Orangel Bowl was a hell of a game. I thought my heart stopped two or three times during the game. Congrats to Florida State for showing up and playing a good game.Go Lions!
From what I watched it was one of those games where both teams sucked and somebody has to win. Similar to watching the UK game last night. You can't get excited about Rondo hitting that shot. Yes, you won, but it was highly disappointing.
I would agree that the field goal kicking was shitty but other than that it was a great defensive game.
the other thing to remember is that Penn St had their first and second team running backs get knocked out, so FSU was able to key on Robinson. Besides the Michigan game, that was the best bowl game I've seen so far this year.
were FSU field goals missed wide right or left?
wide right I believe. although wide would be an overstatement. One was a foot off, and the other hit the post. Juuuuuust a bit outside.
I, for one, welcome the return of our Marv Levy overlords!http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2279669The football good will surely smile upon Buffalo.
YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE!http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...t.ap/index.htmlHe looks glorious!
Truly a sad day in American history. We should has lesbians wrestle topless in his honor.
wow, not only is the mainstream press ragging on Vick for being a punk, videos of it are showing up on non-sports sites: http://www.smithappens.com/video_vickstomp.php
Douglas, you're a genius. See if you can work that out.
so on slashdot their was an article titled "Shared your most dangerous idea" which talked about an article were a bunch of scientists were asked that question and they waxed on philophically. pretty boring stuff. what I thought was funny was this comment on the post:My Humble Submissions1. Shaving my back with rubbing alcohol and fire+.2. Testing for the presence of pheromones in ball sweat by putting my hand down my pants, cupping my balls, and holding my hand over my sleeping girlfriend's face while she slept.*+ I was going to do this while in the shower with the water running off to the side so I could hop into the water in the event of the inevitable accident* Danger: She's a biter thus the reluctance to tea bag her directly
Anyone wanna buy an Xbox? No its not a 360, just the regular one...2 controllers, remote w/adaptor thing. Plus any of the games I have. I don't really play it that much anymore, and I certainly won't have the opportunity to use it at all after the 30th.If you are interested, call me or email me at stewart.gentry@insightbb.com. My goal is to unload it this week, so I'm gonna offer it to alot of people, but I thought I'd put it up here first.
Oh! Almost forgot...if anyone here golfs, I also have a decent set of clubs with bag and all that has been used like twice that I don't really need either. Once again, if you want it, the earlier you call me the better.
Stew, how much are you selling your xbox for? Marc, I got that girls number, so we'll be getting together this weekend. Rock on!
i'd be interested to know how much the xbox is too
I'll fight you for it douglas. (and I'll lose.)
you could probably win the fight, just showing some interest, i won't break my bank for it or anything
the ongoing investigation drinking game!http://rocketboom.com/vlog/archives..._05_jul_15.html
I'll sell it for $100, so it's kind of a case of who wants it first...you know who you are :-) Anybody got any plans for watching the game tonight?
Tour hurricane-ravaged New Orleans for $35-only $3 of which goes to help restoration:http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT
pretty funny thread on the texas message boards about the hype USC is getting: http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwt...part=1&vc=1History Channel - USC v. Greatest armies in historySo far, they have USC blowing out Ceasar's army in Gaul, and edging out the Germans at Normandy. Tommorrow is Pete Carroll against Napolean. Gotta go with Pete on that matchup.
man, i think some of these guys are just ripping off the chuck norris site, but I thought this was funny:reggie bush was really supposed to die for everyone's sins, but jesus himself said it would be a sin to not see him play football
"Reggie Bush once scored a touchdown so fast that, after breaking it down on film, scientists were forced to admit that the shortest distance between two points is not a straight line. "
"Reggie Bush had sex with my wife and filmed it. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."
What happens when an entire nation rises against the Trojan Footbal Team? Ask the citizens of Atlantis.
I'm gonna do some karaoke at Wet Willy's tonight If anybody would liek to join me. Stew said he was gonna watch the game at Flanagan's and then meet up with me.
Jay- I watched NL's "Going the Distance" as you recommended and I thought it was pretty good. Particularly the line, "dude, its a fucking iceberg-lets piss on it!" Cuz thats how we roll in Canada.
wow, i don't think I've ever seen anything like this in my life: http://www.sportsline.com/nfl/story/9144110
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Holy shit! I thought I'd seen it all after the Orange Bowl, but what a bowl season!!!! Vince Young is the greatest college QB I have ever seen! The guy is goddamn brilliant. 467 total yards! Reggie Who? I demand a recount for the Heisman! Congrats to the Longhorns.
I liked out Leinart almost fucked up after the game and said, "it was a hard fought wi..loss"
That's right you USC mutha bitches, you just experienced the "Vince-Factor"!Horns 41Trojans 38I have to say..I am one happy guy.
sorry i couldn't make it out guys. i have turned my living room into a treage center. blankets, soup, gatorade and football, all while praying i didn't pick up mono from all those hoes that be kissin on me.
Governor elect of Virginia going after vick too: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...e.ap/index.html
okay, i had a decent night, all by myself. I rocked out at karaoke, but did not win. A guy who did a damn-near spot on Michael Jackson version of "Billie Jean" won. He could even dance like him, hiked up his pnats to reveal the white socks and black shoes at the bottom of his white stiped pants. He even had a michael Jackson glove, and tore his shirt during the song. Now, that was just way to much stage presence to beat. Still there were some amazing signers up there. Jay, that might be a great night to recruit (people going for the big cash night). Then I went to O'sheas and made sweet love to Claire... well not really but I talked to her for a while about what she's got going on, which is actually pretty damn cool. And heard an old church buddy (yes from "band camp") play a great acoustic set at O'Sheas that Phil would have loved. All in all, not a bad night for being by myself on Baxter Avenue for 5 hours. (Or as Phil would call that, "just another day of the week."
Porn star arrested for raping boyhttp://www.theage.com.au/articles/2...5732715858.html
"What I got smoked Cannibus?"http://www.guardian.co.uk/internati...,869273,00.html
Stew, in "Going the Distance", the best scene by far is at the farmers house, when the hot farmer's daughter takes care of the vietnamese chick's business.
I'm on the bandwagon! Vince Young was UNCONSCIOUS!! Vince Young is the shit! The greatest individual performance EVER in a BCS National Championship game!! Vince Young is KING!Apparently, he was in some good movies too ... My Netflix queue now has Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, and Swingers. Go Vince Young!!
How sweet it is to be a Longhorn football fan today.
Go Sooners!
You remember when Lindsay Lohan lost all that weight, and was offended when people brought up eating disorders and drugs? Well it turns out she lost the weight with...eating disorders and drugs.http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...n.ap/index.html
Lindsay Lohan's got some big ass titties
now that her titties are back, when she was spewing chunks everywhere, she lost them titties. it's nice to see them make a comeback
Marc, I thought you were going home, otherwise I would've rolled over to Willy's with ya. Sounds like good times.Jay-that scene is definately in the spank bank.And Wes, I thought you were a UK fan... :-)
BTW, for those that were interested, the Xbox is still available.
Let's say you can't get one of the job openings in the NFL as "Head Coach." Have you considered working for British Royals?http://www.royal.gov.uk/output/Page4005.asp
I just realised that U of L plays Nova tonight ... Good Luck with that one.
this is a shitty day for posts, pick it up guys
new sports guy:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060105
Anyone else have Spring Break off? Here's where I'll be!http://www.cat69.com/
8:17 -- Highlight of the game so far: LeAnn Rimes belting out the National Anthem, followed by a cut to Matt Leinart with a pensive, "Have I had her yet?" look on his face.
poor keith jackson
I did appreciate the "I'm Keith Hernandez" reference in the sport's guy article
In pregame, right after Will Ferrel and Matthew Mcounaghay? did their thing, they cut back to the booth right after it. did anybody else catch Aaron Taylor yell Frank the Tank then?
I can't hear you I have a Heisman in my ear
Spring Break sounds very interesting.
I'll go somewhere for spring break. Also, I watched Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey last night. Now I have "God gave rock and roll to you" stuck in my head.God Gave rock and roll to you
gave rock and roll to you
Gave rock and rooolll to everyone.
God gave rock and roll to you
Gave rock and roll to you
Put it in the soooull of everyone.
This article is interesting because it says that Univision has a higher prime time viewership than both the WB and UPN. Probably because guys like me are watching it for the hot chicks. Take that, Gilmore girls!http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...s.ap/index.html
The ratings on Univision are high also because the hot chicks sometimes get into slap-the-bitch exchanges with unforgettable phrases like "Chinga te, putita" or "Porque ahora, pendeja"
yeah, Chinga te, putita, well said in any language
Phil, check this out:http://www.petitiononline.com/vick/petition.htmlAlso, I am going to predict a Louisville victory over 'Nova. The young Cards will rise to the occasion and pull out a close one. I'm gonna say 74-69.Speaking of the game, is anyone doing anything? I am debating going to BBC in St. Matthews.
I just heard that google is coming out with their own pc and operating system. It is suppose to be a web based operating system.Stew, anything can happen in tonights game since it is at Freedom hall where the cards have played at all year long. That should help out but i don't think they are the caliber that Nova is and that Nova will beat them by 12-15 points.
Hmmm ... this sick fuck has kept track of scenes featuring women being tied up on mainstream television ... http://www.brianspage.com/ezine/iss...s/reviews.shtmlI don't know if this is a sign of mental derangement or sideline genius.
i'm pretty sure most of the people that signed the petition are Louisville fans. There have been quite a few VPI fans on the Louisville message boards apologizing and saying they are embarrassed, but there are just as many, if not more, apologists for him.I'd say people can come over to watch the game but they must bring me chicken noodle soup and one of those heated back thingies.
good news, everybody. the Louisville game will be broadcast on ESPN2HD...oh wait, fucking insight doesn't have ESPN2HD. Time to write a nasty letter. Insight won't like me when I'm sick.
genius, there you go
hey, my link about Vick made fark.com. So I got that going for me...which is nice.
scratch that, I just found out that I have over drawn my checking account. I hate poor people.
Maybe that 5 grand you spent last week on striking out wasn't the wisest investment.
Brock, that was just wrong. Completely uncalled for. Bush league!! But it was a wicked burn!
i'd make fun of you phil, but i've done it countless times as well, so it'd be a wicked burn, but i'd be burning myself as well. i feel your pain
On my favorite subject... UL losses... I predict about the same margin of victory. Nova by 15. I think the Cards are capable, but it's just not in me to predict a UL win.
Its posts like these that make me wonder how many people just read this site and never post.
Brock, I couldn't have said it better myself. Anybody know who Rumage is???
alex rumage played basketball with us, used to come up to trivia...until his wife stopped letting him./stupid burn by brock made me bitter and angry
She kept complaining that my clothes smelled like smoke... but it was more like I was poor, lazy, and cheap.On a side note, I was supremely surprised that my username was still working.
There is no such thing as a stupid burn. Its a burn. Suck it up and take it like a man.
Guys, a flow chart for post-GBITT. Joe, look to the far right for your column.http://www.collegesexadvice.com/drunk.shtml
fuck it, put in giannini! he can't suck more than these guys.
Dammit Pitino! Why would you start McGee over Williams??
it's the chad millard show!the offense looks a bit smoother without dean. I don't know if nova has called off the dogs a bit, or if the freshmen aren't standing around hoping dean does something. McGee...sucks.
Stew - yeah I am a huge UK fan. Probably 4 or 5 years back I realized that UK was really shitty in football and adopted Texas as my "other" football team. Similar to a lot of fuckers do with the Irish. Adrian can probably back me up on that.
Dean knows he's expected to score. I think he tries to hard to score on his own. The rest of the team doesn't have an image to protect yet.
Wes-good call on picking Texas. The whole team was awesome. I hope Louisville can be like that when we grow up!
So Nova didn't beat U of L as bad as I thought they would have. The cards actually played better then I expected. Good luck in the Big East!
the best part of the HD package is I get to watch amazing movies like "Daylight" staring Sylvester Stalone in the glory HD!Nothing says intense like Sly running in water away from a tanker all in the glory of 1080i!
Holy shit, I just noticed that Alex posted. The sci is getting bigger and stronger by the hour!
I was just working up the testicular fortitude to actually post something. It's been more than a year. I figured I'd start the new year off right.
I thought about starting the new year off right once.....
Hell yeah Philco - that is the best part. I am waiting for a smokey and the bandit in HD format.
Wow come on Philco - just get 2 percicets and a beer. Panty Droppers!
I always think of starting the new year of right... it just never works out that way.Smokey and the Bandit in HD would be awesome, as long as its just the first one.
I am pissed. We just rearranged our desks at work and now the way that my desk is positioned, i cannot look at porn anymore. Well...at least not as much!
talk about a damn shame
Alex, it's been awhile. Philco, have you found out anymore about O'Shea's open mic night?
Play Cumbersome!
good song, but it's not free bird
I'd rnk Mudshovel up there below FreeBird
i haven't been out of my house except to go to work all week. no updates yet...
http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/5225472
apparently ESPN Full Court will be a free preview this week (6th through the 13th). I couldn't find anything from Insight about this, but I'm not surprised as last week you could watch the games for free online at ESPN.com. Dish network has a blurb about it on their website.Here's the schedule: http://proxy.espn.go.com/ncb/fullco...ropPic#schedule
Ok, so this is a little late, but I was looking at Jerome's link about where he wants to go for spring break, and noticed that the term "water sports" was used in the intro. Being an adult resort, I was wondering just what kind of "water sports" they were talking about...just a thought.
so everyday i check the new york times for their most sent articles of the day so i can act intelligent and shit. the past few days it has been the same article, a recipe for mac & cheese: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/04/d...article_popularthat must be some FANtastic mac & cheese. for what it's worth, here's the "main" article on the mac & cheese: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/04/d...article_popular
Damn cubicle walls aren't high enough for looking at porn where I am. The only good news is that I am in charge of the firewall though.
for some reason my cube is missing a wall.
Did you go "Office space" on it and tear it down?
Hopefully there is one missing, otherwise you'd be high-jumping into the box everyday.
most cubes around here have 3, they only gave me 2.
i'm a corner now that i moved a couple weeks ago, not the cushy cube I had that was conducive for porn watching. it's much too open now for me to do that shit. but at least i got the sci back, so instead of checking out hot chicks, i'm stuck talking to you guys
what's up for tonight, anything? i'm technically off today, i'm just here getting some shit done, so i'm leaving early...
I've got four walls with about a 4 foot opening for a door, but the walls are only about 5ft tall or so. Unfortunately, the opening in my cube lines up perfectly with my boss' cube.
Anybody have access to a gym? I have been craving a good game of basketball.
Fuck! I hate being bored and broke! That is the worst possible combination I can think of. This being off work and not being paid bullshit sucks...I'm off to sell blood and semen!
i'm down for some basketball today, just tell me when and where....indoors preferably
That is why I am looking for gym access
today's crime reports as reported by the courier journal:Southeast Christian Church, 920 Blankenbaker Parkway. A man said he was playing basketball with friends when a person began hitting him and his teammates about 4 p.m. Dec. 29. The man and his friends left the gym; the assailant followed them to the parking lot and hit the man again. 1800 block of Dumesnil St. Electric waterfall picture, DVD player, fish tank and equipment, karaoke machine. Dec. 28 or 29.
For those looking for a place to play some hoops, E.P Tom Sawyer State Park has a gym that's often vacant in the winter. (At least it was when I went running there this week). Not sure what the hours are, but here's a link.BTW, its' off of Westport Rd. across from Springhurst. Some of you may have ran track there in the distant past. http://parks.ky.gov/stateparks/ep/index.htm
Hey, I suck at Basketball, but i'm up for a game.
They'll let douchebags get married, but not gays? What is wrong with this picture.http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mus...p.ap/index.html
Alright, here is the latest Break.com gallery, there are many hilarious/great pictures in it. (And alot of titties) So it goes without saying that it is NSFW, unless your cubicle walls are high enough or if you work with Adrian.
Shit, the link then:http://www.break.com/index/pic2371.html
video of james harrison body slamming the browns fan: http://kdka.com/video/?id=11977@kdka.dayport.com
who's down for a return of the sci?http://mail.bellarmine.edu/exchange...er.doc?attach=1
What is it? I can't access it.
Interesting song lyrics if you get bored. "Lesbian Soup" is amusing.
it's BU intramural basketball signups
I'm in
Are we gonna play basketball today or what? I'm trying to be proactive here.
We got at least 4. Stew, Joe, Jay, Douglas. I'm sure BMac will play if we get him away from work. Where we playing? You said tom sawyer?
The Marcus Vick saga continues. Appearantly he was arrested in Dec. for speeding and driving on a suspended license. VPI has arranged a press conference tomorrow to discuss his future which is more than likely finished.http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dy...6010601017.html
I gotta go up to Meijer and get some groceries, so I'll stop by Tom Sawyer and get some details. We could always play at the seminary where my dad works. There'd probably be some people looking for a game. The only problem with that is, they're all prudes, so we'd have to try and limit the f-bombs and tuscan mule talk. But whatever; I'll be back in about 45 mins.
Karma, bitches!! Fuck you, Marcus Vick! Fuck you and all the things that you are!
stew, i didn't know your dad worked at a seminary? which one?
This might be stupid, but as a very, VERY, casual sports observer, isn't Michael Vick supposed to be a pretty good guy? I guess it didn't pass on to his little brother. Or maybe he's an ass, in which case it did. Anyway, I'm getting ready to leave work, so that means Marc should be waking up any minute now.
Mike Vick is a nice guy, but his alter ego Ron Mexico isn't.
I'm outta here. Anybody playing ball call me.
Marcus Vick is just a spoiled bitch. He might have turned out ok if he actually had to earn anything instead of having everything handed to him because of his brother.
Just for Wes and Stew. WHO DEY!!!http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....0802&Ref=PH
hasta la vista, vick: http://www.vtnews.vt.edu/story.php?...6&itemno=11have fun with maurice clarette in the california penal league.
Journal of a Seasoned COBRA Veteran: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/1/3pille.html
Here is a picture of Kelsey Grammer as Hank McCoy, aka the beast, from X3http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0376...ammer,%20KelseyThere are a lot of characters in it. Not all of the well cast.
Ugh. Sorry. I guess I was a little longer than the 45 minutes i stated earlier. I hate grocery shopping. You know how many jager bombs I could've bought with that money?! I guess thats not an issue anyways since I'm not drinking this month, but the point remains. I have to go out and deal with snobby old cunts giving me disapproving looks in the checkout line. Yes, old lady, I need to eat too. And just because I am buying lots of premade salads and fruit and vegetables does not mean I'm a fag! Although the fact that I put a Fall Out Boy song on my iPod this week might negate the "not being a fag" part.I guess the window of opportunity on a game of basketball has slammed shut for today. Anyone doing anything tonight?
Hey Bitches- I'm going up to Iceland, (the skating place not the country with outrageously beautiful women), for about an hour. It's probably gonna be me and a bunch of 15 yr old high school chicks (no, I'm not gonna get them drunk like Marcus Vick), so if anyone wants to come along, call me or just go there.
Hey Stew, forget about the Fall Out Boy song, why the fuck are you going ice skating, FAG!
just for stewie, an interpretation of Fall Out Boy: http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...593179243241083
He's officially gone, his career completely ruined. Can't put a price tag on being a fucking idiothttp://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5227094
This dude needs to be shot already:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10728347/
check this guy out:http://tv.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=211482
sorry texas fans, but this article is pretty true:http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5223786
Haha, he said anally raped by a tiger with AIDS:http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=474
it must suck working on saturday douglas
lil' bit, lil' bit
especially when you're trying to watch your cats play basketball vs. kansas. Key word here, "trying" to play basketball, cuz I don't know what the fuck they're doing out there right now. The leads stands at 29 points right now for kansas
Phil, that Fall Out Boy shit was pretty funny. WTF was I thinking-moment of weakness I guess, because I do hate emo.Wow, I just got back from the bowling game from hell. I should have known the Marine Corps. has its own interpretation of that seemingly innocent, relaxed game.
Check out the results on the ESPN Marcus Vick poll. It's pretty much a national consensus that he is truly a worthless piece of shit.http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/sport...tion14343=58500
Kentucky shot 23% from the field and none of their players made double digits...how the fuck does that happen?
he's officially going pro:http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5227138
I have never seen a UK team play with less energy and enthusiasm. Get me some kids who have pride wearing that damn jersey!
Ivan Maisel on Vick: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/colum...&id=2283114pretty well written piece, especially like the last sentence.
Wes-I think this could be a long basketball season in the Bluegrass State. I think both UK and UofL fans have really high expectations for this season and I think we'll both be disappointed. Some things I have observed, the Cards can't start a game properly-you can't let the other team jump out to a 10 or 12 point lead every game and win. This puts alot of pressure on them and then they make stupid mistakes or Dean thinks he's gonna make it rain 3's and doesn't.The Cats have this weird thing were they sometimes flatline in what should be considered an important game. (Like the IU game and what happened today). Thats just my $.02
On the other side of the basketball universe... The Bearcats slipped past Marquette on the road to rise up to 2-0 in the Big East. On the road at UConn next. All I can say is that this team is exceeding expectations and when you have nothing to lose, like a lame-duck interim coach and 5 seniors, you can really be dangerous. GO UC!
Good luck with UConn, I don't like the chances for another upset.
Stew - you are absolutely right. For some reason these kids aren't motivated. As much as I like Tubby - that is his fault.
Jin from Lost is a sniper in The Jackal. It has been an exciting, exciting evening here at Scott Condo...
sweet, clear and present danger is one!SNIPER APPROACHED THE INSTRUCTOR BY BEING A SNEAKY BASTARD, SERGEANT MAJOR
i didn't cough all day. well, once or twice. no sour throat. i was a little tired, but it happens. so now that I am ready to go to bed, i cannot stop cough and my nose is stuffed up.fuck you body. what did I ever do to you? oh yeah, poisoned you with lots and lots of booze.
ah for christ sake, i need to proof read my posts. if I ever get around to putting some new features on here one of them will be something that forces me to sit and stare at what I write for 15 seconds before I have to hit submit one more time so I don't write stuff like "sour throat" or "clear and present danger is one."
funny amazon.com reviews: http://buycurious.blogspot.com/
I think Phil is from China.
Phil, my favorite from that buycurious site is the Goldfish review-"the sickos at Pepperidge Farms have officially taken my most beloved childhood snack out to the garage, got it drunk on Boone's Farm, and molested it. Goldfish are going to grow up now, but not because they chose to."That is exquisite!
The Gay Boxer!:http://www.break.com/index/homoboxer.html
Anyone watching the Steelers/Bengals game anywhere?
Fuck those cheatin-ass Steelers! How come no other team thought about using the strategy of taking out all the other team's players with cheap shots.If you argue with me about this... I'll stab you!
yeah, the guy who took at palmer had a brilliant game plan of "let's get blocked into him" and then stand by and make sure the bengals staff knew he was hurt. if pitt is trying to take some people out, they need to hire Frank Beamer as a consultant.
I don't know how I feel about this movie yet.http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/flight93/
Sometimes people just need not comment.
Philco - don't hold FB responsible for his thugs. That would be like saying Huggins was teaching them to be thugs at Cinci...DOH!
i asked about open nite mic. the details...sketchy. apparently if you "just show up" you can go up there, but if you suck they'll yank your ass off because they don't want to drive off customers (say, for example, if stew and I got up on stage and sang Ryan Adams)
Flight 93 is no Flight 121 aka Snakes on a Motherfuckin' Plane!
This song kinda grows on you:http://www.devilducky.com/media/40586/Translation...whatever!
Philco, would I need to bring my own amps, or do they have that? And how many microphones do they have?
Checkout out the images/graphics for this motorcycle xbox 360 game. Al i can say is damn!http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/dri...tml?page=images
Argghh! Damn firewall blocks anything to do with games. What am I supposed to do with my day? Work?
Looks like my cheatin' ass Steelers will be playing next week? Who dey? WE DEY!
oh shhhhit ... office reeks of .... paint thinner .... anyone else wanna take a hit of this?!?!?
i'm just sniffing highlighters over here
So I saw two guys making out at Cherokee park, and that was the gayest thing I had ever seen, and then this morning Lisa Loeb's Stay came on the radio, and I sang along to almost every word. "Mom, Dad, There's something I need to tell you. I'm a lesbian.""That...Is...AWSOME!"
Here is a prime example of an individual (and organization) with too much time on their hands. The stupid bitch just needs to STFU and do somebody's shirt laundry or something:http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2284993
I need some more music for my ipod. I have 2gb and all i have been listenig to is Pearl Jam's greatest hits.
I remember when they used to be good
Adrian, I've got 3000 songs (12 GB) on mine right now and I probably haven't listened to half of it. One of my buddies just got a 60 GB video iPod and it is truly awesome. He's an audiophile though, and has started putting .wav files on it, which take up like 80 MB each, but the sound quality is ridiculous.
Has anyone seen "Hostel" yet? I was just reading some reviews on imdb and I'm kinda intrigued. I might just have to go see it to get the bad taste of "Wolf Creek" out of my mouth!
The video ipods kick ass. A guy that sits acros from me is watching episodes of The Office. I have the 4gig nano and it is only half full. Stew, do yo have the 30 gig video?
does anybody have anything besides the office on the video ipod? A guy 2 cubes down from me is watching "the office" on his as well.
Adrian, no I don't. I bought mine in the spring before the video iPods came out, so mine's just a traditional 20 GB 4th gen one.
dorks...
they have amps set up. I'm pretty sure they are good ones, because I believe the guys from This Side Up just bring their equipment up and help run it.
Alright, Marc and will be performing sunday then.
just a warning - don't suck. since This Side Up is there, that means your Burnette Baby is there...and sometimes she's the one who tells people that they are driving away customers.No pressure :)Stew and I almost got in a bar fight last night that was actually resolve with fries and ranch. Is there anything those little guys can't do?
Phil, a couple of weeks ago, there was a band with a chick lead singer that used a hula hoop. They SUCKED. If they didn't get booed off, I think Marc and I can handle it.
Douglas will do his best to get the other bands booed off stage
i will, i'll bring eggs and tomatoes too. even better, we can throw beer bottles at the other groups, so pretty soon o'shea's would have to put a fence up around the stage like in blues brothers, just so the bands don't get killed for sucking.
Just remember don't get to drunk and throw eggs at Marc and Jay. Anyone else if fair game.
Just so you fuckers know - I will be requesting back in black by AC/DC so you better know it.
Do you all know any songs by the Presidents of the United States of America because that would be awesome
need a drummer for Presidents of the United States of America songs... or as least for the ones I can think of.
Marc, that's loser talk right there. And wes, I can play Back in Black (a bastardized acoustic version, anyway) if marc can learn to sing it. (Actually, this song was already on my future list). And remember, if anyone requests free bird, I will flip them off and say "no charge".
What about play cumbersome or mudshovel?
Basically, for our first performance, there will be no requests taken. We will stick to a few of our money songs, and let that be that.
anyone up for this?http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/
no free bird? what kind of band are you organizing here? I can't go watch someone play and NOT request free bird. It's standard procedure. It could be fun to request it and have you flip me off.....
top gun friday night?? that game is genius
kneel before Tom Brady: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=gallo/060109
tonight is a moment of truth for How I Met Your Mother. So the last episode ended with that new years kiss thing, followed up by this weeks "Robin accepts Ted's invite to a friend's wedding" plot. I fear it might be going the friends route, where instead of being about a bunch of people basically hanging out, cracking jokes and being a quality show, it goes to being about Ted and Robin dating (ala Ross and Rachel). I am worried, but I have faith.
vote for how I met your mother for the people's choice awards: http://www.pcavote.com/of course, it is up against My Name is Earl. Tough choice, but I have made sure to watch every How I Met Your Mother and My Name is Earl is more of a "hey, this is on. Cool."And you get to vote against prisonbreak. stupid show.
damn, I watch all 3 of the new comedies. They all don't suck. I would have to say How I met your mother is better though.
Oh, you can request freebird all you want. You just won't hear it. And about the top gun game...That...Is...AWSOME!
I'm Maverick!
It's back - we can all grow out mullets and enjoy!http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060109...HNlYwMlJVRPUCUlOn a side note, I'd consider buying one if I were single and this thing resembles the 69 camaro. Now that is one bad ass car!
That's right, Ice...man, I am dangerous
well, if wes is playing, we gotta start the movie before ten, 'cuz we all know he can't seem to make it pass midnight these days....btw, i'm goose.
Wes - don't forget the trailer hitch optionPersonally, I'd be in for one of these:http://www.automobilemag.com/auto_s...00_convertible/or these:http://automobilemag.com/auto_shows...porttruck_s331/
This guy has got to be joking. Seriously, he gets kicked off Virginia Tech for being a dumbass and all around stupid idiot, and then he follows that up with what, charity work, hiring an agent and doing a total image overhaul, maybe start practicing his ass off so he might be get drafted. No, he decides to pull out his gat and point at some mo fo's.http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5234222
Marcus Vick needs to watch "My Name is Earl" and learn about Karma ... and he needs to pay attention to "Crab Man" 'cause that'll be his life after pro football tells him to get the fuck out
I've been working on a team name with Vick in it but I'm drawing a blank right now.
Marc had a money team name last week, though I can't remember it for shit.
Oh the possibilities.http://www.livescience.com/technolo...13_phasers.html
Sometimes there is a higher power at work.http://www.channelcincinnati.com/sp...683/detail.html
2200 and still going.http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2003/ir...index.html?2200
if there is a higher power, then you know god has to be a man, b/c he kept the bengals out of the playoffs for 15 years hoping this guy would change his mind.
no offense to married people
If Ted gets to bang the "Good Morning, Miami" hottie, he's the luckiest piece of shit on television today. Why in the HELL did I turn down that role ... http://www.williams-ashley.com/uplo...shley001jpg.jpgAnd now I will commence the self-mutilation ...
A formal apology to Brent:Brent, I am sorry I bitch-slapped you tonight at O'Sheas. That was the booze talkin' and I hope it does not affect our friendship. I would like to point out that if you fuck with my plans to hook up with a chick again, the hand will be closed and the gloves will be off. I am just kidding...sort of. Aw, yeah I am kidding.
Hmm...It appears I missed an interesting night.
bringing a date to a wedding is like bring a deer carcass hunting. That is genius!
Headline from my hometown paper ... Investigation continues into Big Beaver man's deathhttp://www.timesonline.com/site/new...78569&rfi=6
We just had a real world celebrity sighting downtown. A guy I work with just came into the office saying he recognized this guy on the street but he didn't know from where. He stared at the guy walking towards him until it clicked and "the Miz" even said as my co-worker stared at him, yes it is me.
Ted and Barney are freakin' geniuses. Ted more so because he hangs with Barney...and deep down he wanted to be single. And the best line of the night was: "If Steve can bag a 9, I can bag a 16"
WTF happened at O'sheas?
how do you pull a 16? Those two 8's over there.
Happy Birthday rapper Chris Smith (Kris Kross), 27.
the 'good morning miami' chick is gorgeous
Okay, let's do some math. There's two 8's and a 7 at that table. I'll give you one of the 8's, bringing my total number down to 15.
so yeah, what the fuck happened last night?
Let's NOT start the rumor that the Wing Commander went all Marcus Vick on Brent ...
Too bad Jerome, it's already out there. "I'm revoking your dude membership" was a pretty good line, too. I think we have all deserved that at some point.
My favorite line was actually said by me after they showed the "Good Morning, Miami" babe - "Damn, I need to change my boxers."
This is what happens when you put too much caffeine in your drinks.http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/09/st...bomb/index.html
what a coincidence, that two lost souls, of equal levels of attractiveness, would end up here together.
today at 1 P.M. the MLB hall of fame class of 06 is introduced. Gary Discarcina, Willie McGee, Hal Morris and Walt Weiss, if you don't get in it is a sad day in baseball.
one class down three more to go. and they start in 3 hours.
Marc did you take your crave case on the first day of school? If so that would be fucking sweet!
that's fantastic!
That would definitely be sweet.
Is it too early to start Chris Sabo's Hall of Fame campaign? I'll get started on the "Spuds 2007" shirts and the commemorative Rec-Specs.
"the slap heard around the Sci" that happened last night was not legendary. but was funny to everyone but Brent. Wade overheard one of the the O'Sheas waitresses talking about him, and called the girl out to find out what they were talking about. She was merely talking about how Wade is a huge tipper and takes care of the wait staff very well. Wade made some comment that was along the lines of...of course I should tip well when the service is so good. Then Brent, sitting next to Wade, mumbled something about Wade trying to get in their pants or something I believe along a similar nature. to which Wade took a slightly-cupped hand and made contact with Brent cheek (that made the smack sound) and then the pushed it to side. So it was more of when you put your hand to someone's face and push it to the side...but with a small unexpected smack preceeding it. Brent was caught off guard and I believe at first offended. but he said it was cool and stayed for a little longer and then took off...saying that the reason for him leaving had nothing to do with "the slap heard round the Sci"That is what you all missed. in a nutshell.
I didn't take the crave case. That WOULD have been funny. Hey, anybody have a backpack they aren't using or have and extra or old one? I'm only gonna be in the spring and summer semesters and then take night classes in Bellarmine's grad school (most likely) so I might but do not prefer to spend money on a backpack since from what i remember they can be more than i want to spend.
I have to say..I like it.http://autoshow.msn.com/as/article....06>1=7648Now if they offer a trailer hitch I am in business.
Marc, I have been working on the future list today. It's got a couple of new songs on it. Mostly old. And I might have a back pack I can hook you up with. And we are definitely going to frankfort this weekend.
Apparently, Chuck Norris thinks the Chuck Norris facts are pretty great ... http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx?type=1
The Afternoon Delight Hoody - http://www.threadless.com/product/1...am=gominosensei
Hey, guess what Boston and Chicago fans... you can kiss my ass with your curses!http://ucbearcats.collegesports.com.../011006aaa.html
there is a difference between being cursed and the basketball gods raining down spite
Remind me to beat your face.
RIPWill Clark, Dwight Gooden, Willie McGee, Ozzie Guillen, Hal Morris, Gary Gaetti, John Wetteland, Rick Aguilera, Gregg Jefferies, Doug Jones, Walt Weiss, Gary DiSarcina, Alex FernandezThese guys did not recieve enough votes to remain on the hall of fame ballot. It is a damn shame. I am investigating Chris Sabo's hall of fame possibilities.
Chris Sabo only played 9 seasons while 10 are required to be hall eligible.
headline from totalfark "ACL's in Cincy poppin like hymens on prom night"
Fuckin' travesty ... c'mon Brock, pipe in here. There's a conspiracy against former Cincinnati Reds players ... first, Pete Rose, now Chris Sabo. Who's next, huh? Tom Browning? Rob Dibble? As if the only grand era in Reds baseball was the Big Red Machine. You can't tell me that Barry Larkin is the only post-1979 Red left who is worthy of the hall. 'Cause if he is, I'm gonna have to look for someone to trade all the Tom Hume rookie cards to. Go figure, man ... I guess when it comes to MLB honors, all of Marge Schott's little angels should just lube up and assume the position.
concepcion didnt even make it
Well ... see ... Concepcion I can understand. I mean, c'mon ... fuckin' candy arm one hops the ball to the first baseman. The first time it happened, I bet Tony Perez was all like, "We should've gotten the live chicken."
The only reason (besides Joe's 10-year rule) that Sabo isn't going into the Hall is because of sports' bigotry towards people wearing athletic goggles. For example, Horace Grant was the glue that held Pippen and Jordan together. Does he get any respect... no. Why? Because he wore athletic goggles.
Griffey will be in the Hall, and anyone that argues with me on that is a dumbass and doesn't know baseball. So there's your Red.
he is a mariner
let me guess brock you work the goggles?
I'm sorry ... I thought I just saw a statement denouncing the sports world's blatant discrimination toward athletes wearing sports goggles. Magnificent play, Brock.
I guess I forgot about Griffey 'cause he hasn't played HOF caliber baseball while in a Reds uniform
Paul O'neil is eligible next year. Is he a Yankee or Red?
I am so getting fired...Today my asian chick came back and asked me what i did over our christmas break. I said "i dry humped two chicks" She busted out laughing and said to me "Clothes Burnin is what i call it".
Brock - don't forget Kurt Rambis in the NBA for wearing sports goggles. He was the originator of the sports goggles look.
Next years first ballot eligible:Harold Baines, Derek Bell, Dante Bichette, Bobby Bonilla, Jeff Brantley, Jay Buhner, Ken Caminiti, Jose Canseco, Eric Davis, Tony Fernandez, Tony Gwynn, Darryl Hamilton, Pete Harnisch, Charlie Hayes, Glenallen Hill, Ken Hill, Stan Javier, Wally Joyner, Ramon Martinez, Mark McGwire, Paul O'Neill, Gregg Olson, Cal Ripken Jr., Bret Saberhagen, Jeff Shaw, Kevin Tapani, Devon White, Bobby WittHow old are we getting?
Did Chris Mullin ever sport them? He should have if he didn't.
Okay so I might have to scratch the thing about KR being the goggle originator because every pic I find of him he is wearing glasses and not the sports goggles.
Ken Caminiti, Jose Canseco, Eric Davis, Darryl Hamilton - I seem to remember an old SNL skit called "The All Drug Olympics"Dante Bichette - I prefer we revisit his hot ass wife. Anyone got pics?
he coached his son in the little league world series last year and all they would do is show his wife sitting in the stands. She is hot.
didn't kareem abdul jabaar sport the specs?
Ok... PYSCHO!http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....EWS01/601100356By the way... that's about 2 miles from where Chris and Joanna live. Nice.
I don't think Chris Mullin wore goggles, but James Worthy and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar both did. Ben Wallace took the goggles to the next level last month: http://info.detnews.com/pix/sports/..._20051214/9.jpg
Yes, I wore goggles. I'll have to dig up a picture. You can only imagine the athletic physique I was sporting back then.
The Hall is getting a lot of people next year. Is there a limit?Guaranteed:RipkenGwynnMcGwire, O'NeillHoping so the 100 baseball cards I have of him go up:Bobby WittWally Joyner
mcgwire might not on the first ballot.O'neil no.
Don Mattingly, Orel Hershiser, Dale Murphy, Albert Belle are still on the ballot too.
McGwire should go first ballot, O'Neill has a fighting chance, but no guarantee. Ripken and Gwynn of course. Griffey will go in as a Red, it's his hometown and he gets to choose, and he didn't exactly leave Seattle on great terms. Kinda like how Clemens already said he's going in as a Yankee, even though he spent more time in Boston. If O'Neill gets in, he'll probably go in as a Yankee.
a bunch of blocks / dunks from the NBA: http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=...arch=dunk%20mix(via the Sports Guy Links)
Wade apology accepted, fortunately for you, you didn't throw your limp-wristed slap to a five years ago Brent. Otherwise, your bald ass would of been staring back up from the floor and waddling away in pain like Grimace in the Ronald McDonald house."Slap heard around the sci"...nice touch Marc.
Brokeback Penguin!:http://www.break.com/index/brokebackpenguin.html
Ok, I know the majority of Natty Sci are not rap fans, but I highly recommend checking out "Rap Up 2005" by Skillz, it is truly phenomenal.
First set of photos I've got from GBITT, enjoy:http://flickr.com/photos/84906002@N00/
Brent, if we are going to compare ourselves to McDonald's characters, I guess you are Mayor McCheese and Phil is Uncle O'Grimacey. Let's see who knows their McDonald's characters.Also, the slap was reminiscent of a medieval challenge to a duel. Not intended to harm you so much as to show general disdain and to challenge you to bloodsport. So dear sir, when I wrap up my working flux capacitor, I challenge you to fight the Wade of 12 years ago. The Brent of 5 years ago is going down like Chinatown. Cage match.Who needs hair when you have wit and money?
I'm getting closer and closer to 0 for 3 on the hair, wit, and money scale.
Wow...hot Donna from "That 70's Show" is playing a really dark role:http://www.torontosun.com/News/2006...10/1387483.htmlI have lost alot of respect for her because of this. I know its supposed to be "art", but the woman she portrays in this movie was a sick fucker, and her husband was far worse. In a country with any respectable penal system, they'd both be dead.
In relation to my last post, here is the actual story of what happened, if you watch Court TV at all, you've probably seen it as its particularly gruesome. This story is pretty graphic, I couldn't get past the 4th chapter, and I lived in Scarborough when this shit was going on. Its really fucked up. The only movie I want to see about these two is the one where they get the chair or lethal injection.http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_..._jump_page.html
And on a completely different note; what the fuck is wrong with the Cats?? Vanderbilt? I'm pretty sure there are about 100 "fire Tubby" posts on KSR right now...
Marc 0 for 3 means it is time to try to make a name for yourself in the porn business. That always is a great lead in when you meet the ladies: "Hi, I'm Marc, or you may know me as Captain Cuntblaster from Men Are From Mars, And I'm All Up In Uranus."
Brent, I have to ask you: Wuh the Fuck You Gon Do? I am training Asian bitches to roll up on your shit:http://www.devilducky.com/media/40587/Chinatown brotha, Chinatown.
Oh! here it is! http://mb7.scout.com/fkentuckywildc...cID=23195.topicWes and/or Adrian, can you guys please explain to me this knee jerk reaction that always follows a UK loss? Why is it Tubby's fault? If he was fired, who would replace him? Bob Huggins? Help a brother out.
Wow! The mods on KSR aren't going to get much sleep tonite, the thread I posted a link to has already been deleted, I'm guessing probably because of me and I didn't even flame.
Look what I just found, this is preposterous!http://www.firetubbysmith.com/
None of that really matters as long as they beat Florida... the SEC is weak this year, so pounding the SEC should be easy for UK after some of the players mature a little. Unfortunately, this gives Florida a one game edge.
That post about Tubby reminded me of this:http://www.firenancyzimpher.com/
excellent commentary with douglas' pictures
I thought about leaving it at home, but I figured I don't wanna get there and realize I need it and have to go all the way back to get it so - yeah - I brought it.
who is Rome44uk on the picture comments?
Yeah, that'd be me ... Rome = Jerome44 = little league baseball numberUK = where I went to school
At work we are trying to culture people on 80s music. I am responsible for providing a definition and example of 80s metal. What would be the best way to go about this?
I'd say you couldn't go wrong with some old Motley Crue or Poison. GNR is good for the later 80s. Don't forget about Metallica either. They had alot of 80s hits.
Metallica isn't really 80's metal. They are more thrash. That's like saying the Rolling Stones are 60's rock. And on a completely different topic, I was changing some pump tubing and some water leaked onto my pants. However, it is halfway across my thigh. So if anyone asks me if I peed myself, I'm going to lie and say yes.
Stew - UK fans are insane. Every year they think they should get the top talent in the country and they think they should win the National Championship. They don't understand that there are other teams and programs on the rise. Everytime they lose they blame their coach.Before Pitino won in 1996, UK fans were complaining that his style will never win them a championship. It doesn't really matter who is manning the coaching position, UK fans are always critical and will always be critical. For some reason they think you should finish a season with the likes of 32-0 and win the National Championship every year.Honestly, it blows my mind.
That sucks to hear about Kirkland.
Hey only cool people piss them selves!
I think UK fans demand a better performance than scoring 4 points with almost 11 minutes remaining in the first half.
Hell in the amount of time it takes UK to score 4 points a fucking chimp could write shakespear!
And finally, the rest of the GBITT pictures:http://www.kodakgallery.com/Slidesh...-6m8vv&Ux=1
NICE
so those are the drunk pictures
I don't think any coach would have seen two good but NBA caliber players declaring for the draft like that. The only thing that worries me is the lack of effort out there. Nobody's moving around. Give that chimp a scholarship and put him on the floor.
yes, those are the drunk pictures
After watching the game last night, here's a few conclusions I've drawn up. There's some shit going on with Rondo, either he fucked somebody's girlfriend, pissed somebody off, or nobody on that team likes him, b/c the last couple games, when he's been on the floor, the offense doesn't click, everyone seems to stand around and wait for him to do something. Last night, when UK made a run and took the lead, that entire run was done with Ramel Bradley running the point and Moss playing the 2-guard. With that team in, everyone was moving around, there were extra passes, the works. With Rondo in, they just wait for him to drive the lane
I am scared to leave my building today since the president is across the street at the convention center. I'm trying to be a voice of reason and get someone to do something stupid.
the president's here? what's he doing here?
talking about something at the convention center. It is nuts down here.
Douglas - those are some fantastic pictures, well done my friend. Okay - so we have Blowin' Up Saint Matthews to deal with, and next years GBITT Part Deux to deal with. And for crying out loud - I am sticking around next year regardless.
Blowin' Up St. Matthews honestly isn't that big of an event to push. It is simply a block party where we sit in my front yard eating and drinking with the occasional water balloon fight.
Douglas, It seriously looked like you were shooting a porno. Seriously.
More proof that our governer is a dumbass.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...S0101/601110436
Fletcher is a moron...Just like all political figures!
I am available for shooting any "films", so keep your eye out for any auditions.The great thing is, don't remember half those pictures. It looks like I had a good time, although I think a lot of them happened when I gave someone my camera
why are people dumbasses?http://music.msn.com/music/article....spx?news=211595
I don't think all politicians are dumbasses to begin with. I also don't think it takes very long for them to become fucking morons. After being elected, they start thinking about reelection instead of doing their fucking job. In the meantime, people get shit on.
Alex, are you still working for the same company?
I work for American Greetings in Bardstown now. I am the "Associate IS Representative" which mean I basically take care of all the buildings hardware and software problems. ex: rolling out new computers, printers, etc. and running some reports and backups.
finally moved up into the world of salary
I can see snipers from my cubicle!
AWESOME! Any ninjas?
If I could see the ninjas they wouldn't be very good ninjas
If you can see the snipers, are they very good snipers?
Shit, those snipers couldn't deter Splinter Cell...Thats all I am saying.
Modern ninjas would know how to blend in with the crowd so just keep an eye out for the Japanese guy with the plaid shirt, Wrangler jeans, Red Wing boots and John Deere hat.
I'll keep an eye out for him jerome. Perhaps that sniper was a decoy?
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu...ly/index.1.htmlWe all need showers with stripper poles
new chuck klosterman article on ESPN.com: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...osterman/060111
Ah, but are there any gold-toothed ninjas?
The president does not care about gold-toothed ninjas.
Douglas rocking it out: http://www.nattysci.com/images/upload/GBITT.mov
Everyone cares about gold toothed ninjas, I guarantee it.
can you post that through maximmsp....
I agree with joe on that.
When your album drops douglas, you are guranteed to go platinum
guaranteed
for the firewalled: http://v033u39lvs.maximumasp.com/im...pload/GBITT.mov
yeah, that's good stuff isn't it. how the fuck i don't have a grammy yet, I don't know. i'm just waiting for jon bon jovi to pull a david lee roth so i can take over his job
that is awesome!!
Can anyone explain this to me at all?http://www.kodakgallery.com/Slidesh...-6m8vv&Ux=1
explain what to you? you're sitting on couch. I can explain the type of couch it is to you. it came from joe's garage, it's white with plaid green stripes. you seem to be sitting next to maverick and a fidel castro impersonator who looks like he just rowed his boat ashore.
That was so early in teh evening i remember it.
So that was Fidel, I almost sucker punched that son of a bitch thinking back to that Elian Gonzalez thing!Sorry, the pic I thought it posted was of Chris laying on top of somoneone on the ground. Can you explain that one to me?
There is a picture in there from the orgy in which Chris has this look on his face of "WTF?" and I'm not even looking. How did I not notice that was going on right next to me? Oh yeah, I was hammered.
That was Sarah aka Julie. There are later pictures in which Joanna has her in the same position. Its a family thing, you wouldn't understand.
Ok, so we know Douglas had a good time at GBITT. HELL, th e whole internet knows he had a good time. just look at the slideshow.
would you expect anything less of me?
So for Blowin' Up St. Matthews are we gonna have 12 years olds wrestling in the pool again. Because if so, that would be AWESOME!
you know what would be more awesome, if we join them this year!!
Completely off topic, but a one eyed cat with no nose is something you don't see everydayhttp://www.whas11.com/topstories/st...s.6942e5ef.html
to follow up on our hall of fame discussion from yesterday:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/quickie
If we were wrestling the 12 year olds I think B-mac might get jealous
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060111...ion_bachelet_dcJesus, Venezuela, Bolivia, now Chile.....sweet....Just wait for 2008, the Green Baron shall start the revolution in Argentina
Is this deer stupid or ballsy?http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/01/...eluckydeer.html
Holy shit:http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f...b/brockback.jpg
from the sports guy links: http://www.onepete.com/
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...?IDLink=1843233My favorite is "Skeletor gets it in the end"That's classic
Goose Gossage is pissed, probably with good reason:http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5237536
My church:http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f.../churchsign.jpg
there's some funny stuff on here: http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com/
Adrian, i say we go to lunch at Fat Tony's Pizzeria one day (where Brick Oven Pizza used to be in the Plainview Shopping Center) The owner is a former WWE DIVA.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...0307/1011/SCENE
Fuckin' A !
Phil,Those guys from Appriss that kick our asses at LTAB every year appear to have had a few "technical issues" as of late. Spent too much time studying acronyms and not enough time on the code:http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...446/1008/NEWS01Gotta love that call, "The guy that tried to kill you entire extended family with a weed eater has been released from prison and spotted at the Home Depot on Breckenridge Lane. Have a nice evening and thanks for using the VINE network. Buhbye."2 hours later..."Yeah, umm that was a mistake mmmkkk...but can we help you book an airline flight?"
Because I'm bored, I just Googled "Brockback Mountain" and was terribly disappointed that NattySci.com didn't even show up. I guess there's alot of people that incorrectly spell the movie's name.
hmmm, that's odd. Google must have not indexed nattysci.com in a while.
I thought this photoshop contest on fark was funny: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...ype=voteresults
Anybody know what time Reggie Bush's press conference is? Word on the street is that Mike Bush is announcing his future plans today as well.
lively sight today
green pig:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10818583/
Does it glow in the dark?
They already made a glowing fish, i don't know if the pig is bright enough to glow in the dark though
they should make glow in the dark people. I'm bored.
Joe, those pigs don't actually glow in the dark. Then they would be phosphorescent pigs. They may not even be flourescent, they might just be bright green. If I had a Jablonski diagram, I could explain it better.
That's not neccessary, but glowing pigs would be cool.
Yes, yes they would. But what about glow in the dark boobies?
mischa barton is gross:http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=475
Glow and the dark boobies to good to be true
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f...oib/chinese.jpg
Even better was one of the comments about Mischa's pic ..."I think I see the image of the mother mary in the blood spot"
Joe, Reggie Bush will announce his plan (to go pro) sometime this morning. Mike Bush will announce his plan (to stay) this afternoon.
Correction, Michael Bush has already chosen to stay at UofL for his senior season, he will make it public at 3:00.
When will Petrino follow John L both in principle and direction?
Jay, Jay... they are fluorescent pigs. They just transgenically add the green fluorescent protein from squid into these animals. We've got GFP mice, and they actually look a lot more green in the dark when they glow slightly. In normal light, they just have a green tint like that pig, where nails and hooves are much more bright.
I wonder if her boobs glow in the dark: (NSFW)http://www.break.com/index/bb6050.htmlJerome, Petrino will not follow John L in direction; if he leaves (which will not be this year), he will go south rather than north like jonelle.
Oh shit, a science war is getting ready to break out.
I really like this RSS news reader ... it's free and it plugs into Outlook ... http://www.intravnews.com/
oh shit, put the gloves on boys, now no hitting below the belt. other than that, anything goes
Who does those pigs hooves? They look spectacular.
yep michael is staying, reggie I heard is announcing at 1:30 EST. damn the pacific time zone.
Of course Michael is staying..he is very unpolished at the running back position. He would have been drafted solely on potential at RB or shifted to a TE.
this is the author of that book on how to pick up chicks:http://msn.match.com/msn/article.as...=6>1=7569joe, you may want to forward this to that fag you work with, in case he wants to pretend he's heterosexual and try to hit on women
Wes, in a way you're right, he's not the most graceful RB you'll ever see, and he doesn't have the slick, polished style like Reggie Bush, but he's a much bigger guy. Why go around something when you can go through it? He will be a top 3 RB in the nation next year, easy.Check out the numbers, and then remember that he shares duty with two other backs, unlike a Brian Calhoun, Maurice Drew or Maroney.http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/playe...playerId=149846
Brock, I stand corrected. I could get into a whole glow in the dark conversation here. But even I am not that nerdy.
This is fantastic.http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/01/11/f...l.ap/index.html
I can't believe some bastard did this to Clarissa. http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT
I was just looking at the NBA Development league page and saw a few names that were familiar. Erik Daniels (UK) is tearing things up (21.8 ppg), Otis George (UL) doing his "elevator man" thing, Nate Daniels (UL/Mountain St.) shooting 3's, and Azibuike is doing pretty well.Philco, no sign of Prileu Davis, the guy whose name we couldn't remember on Monday. I'm gonna ask around and see if anybody knows where he went.
Today is Zach de le Rocha (36) ex lead singer of Rage against the machine's birthday. Where is he now? Also, rob zombie is 40. Do you ever out grow the Zombie image?
don't forget Cliff Hawkins, Chuck Hayes, Oldham County project UL signee Donta Smith and Male high grad and Murray state boy Chris Shumate.
I told you UC was hurtin' bad. Now we've got some more bodies. I guarantee they'll still look small next to Hicks.http://news.cincypost.com/apps/pbcs...120316/1035/SPT
so i got attacked last night. i was driving down lexington rd, past jillians, on the way to work last night around 1am. So I'm sitting at the light there by Broadway/Barret/Lexington Rd when I see this old black guy kinda stumbling on the other side of the street. So I'm thinking "wow, that guys drunk!" Well, he drops what he's carrying besides what looked like a hockey stick. In fact, I'm pretty sure it was a hockey stick. At this point his stuff is all over a lane on broadway, and he's coming at me. Needless to say I didn't sit around and wait to find out what the fuck this guy's problem was, so I just took off down broadway. I turned right, and I as I pulled onto broadway the dude took a swing at my car with whatever he was carrying.I checked the paper today to see if some crazy dude got hit by a car or anything last night on broadway. Nothing.
Are you sure he was drunk or were you drunk?
believe it or not, i was sober.too poor to get drunk on weekdays. it is a sad state of afairs, really.
http://www.transbuddha.com/index.ph...tion_punch_out/
Damn, that sucks Phil. Thats why you gotta roll with your shit off safety like Dr. Dre said! :-) Pull out the streetsweeper and blast on a mothafucka! BTW, how was Tuesday night? I bet I missed out on good times, unfortunately I couldn't make it.Anyone wanna go for a run this afternoon? I might go do some PT with PFC. Wright.
Stew - One name for you. Artose Pinner. 5'10" 235 pounds, and he was that size at UK. He is a compact strong back who can't even run over shit in the NFL. If you extrapolate his weight to height ratio he would be about 252 pounds at 6'3" which is pretty close to Bush. The biggest disadvantage is that Bush is taller from the ground and as such, his legs are much more exposed. Granted his legs are strong, however, a 6'3" 330 pound defensive tackle who is trained to shed his blocks to stop the run will eat him up all day long, especially because it takes him a little time to get through the blocking hole and the hole seal much faster than in college.
God, I am PSYCHED! Take every 80's hair metal song, condense them into 5 seconds, distill the pure essence, and inject it into your blood. That almost describes my level of psyched-ness!
Uh, Jay, care to elaborate why you are so immensely psyched?
some girl's hand probably brushed over his cock. Jackpot.
I'd love to, but I don't want to blow my load on Natty Sci. And it might not be anything. But it is giving me one hell of an adrenaline rush.
Bush ran for 100 yds against VTech's 300 lb DTs with a sprained foot. Artose Pinner was my favorite UK player and I keep an eye on him with the Lions, but comparing him and Bush is kind of an apples and oranges situation.
Jay, should we be concerned for your well-being? That kind of psyched-ness can have consequences and reprocussions!
go ahead, blow your load jay
i got bored: http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...620852195263058
nice.....
I'm speechless...
Artose Pinner rushed for over 100 yards against an LSU defense while he was at UK. In fact, he was the only player to top 100 yards rushing against LSU that year 2002. And you are correct - that is like comparing apples and oranges. Pinner rushed for over 1400 yards in 2002 in the SEC. Bush ran for 1143 in 2005 against their shitty schedule. Louisville 2005 schedule http://uoflsports.collegesports.com...otbl-sched.htmlUK 2002 schedulehttp://www.ukathletics.com/index.ph...article_id=8779
In that case compare avg. yard per carry and rushing attempts too. Also, yards in the 4th quarter when up or down by 40 points.
And while we are at it, we might as well factor in caliber of teams.
Damn, all this arguing about sports is making my psyched-ness soft.
And better yet, why don't we all just pull out pants down, pull out our cocks and see who's biggest?
College football sucks until they make a playoff. This is the first year in the history of the BCS where there wasn't a controversy. Even then, I think OSU or Penn St. could've pulled off an upset in a 4-8 team playoff. Screw you bowl commissioners!
Brock - possibly, but atleast Texas did nut up and beat OSU on their home field this year.
Jay - so why are you so psyched?
you've been working on some bon jovi songs haven't you??
But look how awesome March Madness and the NFL playoffs are. It would be like combining those two things into a super-awesome event. Unfortunately, the Insight.com Bowl needs their money.Sorry to kill your mojo Jay, but does getting psyched and getting a wicked hard-on mean the same thing? I always thought getting psyched had something to do with partying with the potential of getting laid vs. getting laid exclusively.
Why not settle sports Tecmo-Bowl style?http://exburgher.com/stories/Januar...tsPlayoff1.html
If you really need to know, on the morning movement (on the Fox, if you don't listen to it) today, they had some guy come in and sing an original song. I didn't hear him play, but all of the feedback was good. They then talked about having local musicians come in and perform orginal songs on a regular basis. It was like the rock gods handed me a chance to play for real. Now I just need to convince Marc that he is ready to sing. However, they might have just been throwing the idea out there, and maybe they won't do it. If so, then I am getting psyched for nothing. But either way, I need to try. I don't think any of you guys can understand the burning in my gut to play music. Maybe douglas, but that's just VD.
Jay - do you have any original music with good lyrics?
Because first off, Vanderjagt doesn't do kickoffs anymore, he's a pussy. They brought in the long-kicker, Cortez, for that. and Second, the Steelers scoring 49 points.....ummmm.....no.I got two words for you....everyone listening....Bob Sanders.Watch that motherfucker Sunday. He's gonna make the someone his bitch. He makes Manuimastupidfucker look like Miss Daisy.
i'm pretty sure this is fake, but I thought it was funny: http://www.wimp.com/badly/
Actually, I do, Wes.
so that's that burning sensation...
i really should have that looked at...
ESPN.com has some interesting stuff on the college football page today talking about big time boosters. There are actually several stories, all of which I found interesting, http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/index
Philco, does this mean Marv Levy is coming back like Joe Gibbs?http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2289987
I'm pretty confident Levy isn't getting hired. I keep seeing Jim Haslett being mentioned (the HC from New Orleans). Ted Cottrell, the old DC from the Vikings has also been mentioned along with Jerry Gray.But it is looking like Haslett...I'm not too pleased with that.
here's a much better article from espn.com that is probably much better informed than i am: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2289987
Not sure if someone's posted this already, but this is really bad news about Carson Palmer's injury. Just reading this article made me cringe. Hopefully he recovers, because his career was just getting started.http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2290239
happy Trogday: http://homestarrunner.com/trogday.html
Palmer will be fine by next year.
I heard that guy playing on the morning movement. You all should try to get on the show.
why are all the hot ones so fucking stupid?http://movies.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=212082
I just talked to tony and dwight, and they said that if I could convince marc to sing, we were in. AWSOME! FAN-TASTIC!I think I just had an orgasm.
Marc don't be gay. If you don't agree to sing Douglas will make fun of you.
marc, you're a fag if you don't sing. jay, if marc won't do it, you've seen my skills, but in case you've forgotten already: http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...620852195263058
douglas you are going to be an internet god once that video circulates.
that would be great, tell all your friends. we should put together a web page, and i'll just get drunk every weekend and sing a new song and post it on the web. i'll be the next andy milonakis, a dumbass with my own mtv show
I just showed the video to some people at work. All they could say is "Wow!"
lets get you drunk tonight and sing rock you like a hurricane
I don't think marc is going to like the fact that i talked to the morning movement. I told him of the possibility yesterday. My words were "...And so I want to get us on there!" and his response was "Not for a while." Now, I need to push him, because I know we can do it. However, I don't want to push him away. So please don't give him a bunch of crap. I want him psyched up, not psyched out. It was tough enough to get him to play O'shea's this sunday.
so you all are playing Sunday night at O'shea's?
Hell yes, we are. So, I think karma just struck. I guess the possiblity of playing on the radio was too good for me, so the power just went off for a second and stopped my machine. Now I have to start all over. That sucks!
Jaym do you honestly think a member of the Sci would give marc shit? Come on....Come on!
Jaym = Jay. Sorry for the fuck up.
the day we quit making fun of you is a day that you should be worried about.
I can do rock you like a hurricane, i don't know the words too well, but that would probably make it funnier.
we only make fun of those we like
Jay, what time are you guys playing at O'Sheas?
Jay, I think you should have Douglas go as your opening act everywhere. That way you'll look 100X better.
Oh shit it is almost mountain biking wheather. Now i am getting Psyched. GO up to Seneca to watch the chicks running in their super tight outfits. Oh yeah!
I've ridden at seneca 3 times this week and the chicks are out in full force. College spring break is right around the corner. They need to get in shape for the bikini.
Not true - I make fun of everyone equally. Jay and Marc - give me a time you guys are playing on Sunday and I will be there.Jay - If he isn't ready to radio, don't push...try to ease him into it. Similar to Happy Gilmore..."A little tappy-wappy!"Marc - Don't be nervous amigo, honestly can it be any more awkward than doing a married girl in a bar bathroom?
that is a wicked burn, but very true.
brock, i'm insulted. they'd only look 50x better, 100x is pushing it
Ah - she may have eluded Darwin this time, but I am sure she will make a comeback tour in grand fashion.http://www.katv.com/news/stories/0106/293514.html
Just a reminder:http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...620852195263058100X BETTER
Open mic starts around 10:30, so I will probably be there by 10 or so. Maybe sooner. And my plan is keep marc liquored up on jagerbombs all night, so that when 6:00 rolls around, I can call tony and dwight and drag marc in there.
http://www.beverageworld.com/index....iew&id=5215our lady jagermeister pray for us
it wasn't his time! Why?
I don't think this movie will do well in the Blugrass State, because they portray UK as Cobra Kai.http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...lory/index.html(I can't tell you how long I've waited to make that comparison.)
"Duuuuu... Du alleins kanst nichts fur stehen!"http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...e.ap/index.html
Ouch, third degree burn delivered by Wes.Jay are you doing your own material or a cover?
For O'Shea's, we're doing some covers. The radio requires an original song.
that movie review is bullshit, Texas Western's coach and all the players have come out and said in public that UK's players and coach (Rupp) were all very nice to them and didn't resemble racists in the least. Stephen A. on 'Quite Frankly' point blank asked their coach if Rupp was mad b/c he lost to a bunch of black guys. His response, "No, he was mad b/c he lost the national championship. Not too many coaches are happy when they lose the national championship." And then he went on to praise Rupp for how nice a guy he was. Fuck that movie
Jay, I'd be interested in seeing what Hasselhof's two teenage daughters look like. I'll bet they're hot!
Someone explain this to me please. How does Louisville miss out on Nolan Smith. Word on the street be that he committed to Duke yesterday? For anyone who doesn't know, this is Derek Smith's son.http://scout.scout.com/a.z?s=17&...&refid=4741
My little brother, Chip, used to be on the same team as Nolan Smith when his dad, Derek coached them back as youngsters. They used to be the two best kids on the team, too bad Chip got fat, then played football, and then broke his neck. WAY TO BLOW YOUR NBA CAREER!I'm gonna hit him the next time I see him.
looks like some weird internet issues going on. can anyone see the site now?
Yep
The Reports of My Demise Were Greatly Exaggeratedhttp://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2290916The picture in that article looks a little more heinous than I originally thought. The dude is straight looking at his knee!
So we are sitting at lunch and this guy looks across the lunch table at this girl and says your eyes look tired do you have eye cream? She was like yes do you? He said yes. It gets silent and he defended himself by saying don't you all? The evidence is really piling up.
you know how I know you're gay? you have eye cream.
What the hell is eye cream? Sounds like some sexual maneuver.
Until that last part, it sounded like a pick up line destined for the "sexual harassment" hall of fame. From there, it just gets really gay.
is that the same queer that bought the flower pants?
brock, where did you brother play? i played at middletown where junior bridgeman and derek smith were both my coaches. junior's son is my age, this was back when i was like 10 or 11. derek's son, i guess it was nolan, would be running around on the court sometimes. derek smith was seriously one of the nicest guys i've ever met. he even gave me the mr. hustle award. i'm the shit!!
I believe it was a YMCA thing, but not sure. They played at Westport Middle School. They were only like 5-6.
same.
Oh my god, this is incredible:http://ideas.live.com/programpage.a...60-c6313f7ebb73Yes yes boys, get it now. Windows Messenger Beta. Well, you can't get it now, unless you have an invite....but soon. And it's all new. It's amazing. Here's what it does:Everything that Yahoo Messenger already does. And what Yahoo Messenger doesn't do, Skype does. And iTalk by Google already does everything both do anyway.So yah, jump on board folks. Sign up to be first in-line to receive something you already have.I can't wait....
I think my favorite is the FAQ's.Voice calling? How will that work? Basically, if you've been asleep for the last 10 years, you've probably missed the programs that have been in existence that allow you to call landlines and other computers. But now MSN is going to do it. So it's different, but not really. But Bill Gates endorses it, so either we get down and blow him now or bend over later, he's gonna getcha and you better accept that.
i mean this in the nicest way possible, but does anybody read his shit?
Wes, please don't bring up the Nolan Smith thing. First, it is old news, and secondly, it sucks. There was a reason why I didn't post anything about it the last couple of days. If you want to give us shit about how we're "little brother" or how we don't play anybody, thats fine, but the Nolan Smith to Duke thing hurts.
Joe, do you mean the stuff that Baron posts? If so, the answer is most likely "no".
Yes, unless its a crazy rant, but I usually skip everyone's really long rants. Sometimes its somewhat interesting. Its obvious that we have short attention spans, so make sure
to make your posts short, or break them up.
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very retarded but funny douglas
so I'm submitting some stuff up to urbandictionary and this randomly came up. The definition of C-Mac: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi....php?term=C-Mac
Urbandictionary is blocked here. those whores
I was having some trouble on this site around 2:00, phil.
I believe that site is pretty NSFW.
so it wasn't just me. good.
I believe these prices are on par with 4th street live.http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/13/be...n.ap/index.html
RUSTY TROMBONE!
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto...r1134941009.jpgThere, there's a picture of a monkey riding a border collie. Enjoy.
the urbandictionary definition of C-Mac: Giving another male a blowjob while fingering his asshole at an extreme speed."Jason was giving Steve a C-Mac in a tent at Mt.Helanh."Source: anonymous, Apr 3, 2003
Stew - I am not rubbing it in, I am just curious how you guys didn't get him. Well I think he is only a junior so he could still change his mind, however, how does this happen? I mean the last I heard he was pretty high on the cards.So honestly explain if you can.
well fuck a duck, there is a definition for B-Mac too:An individual who possesses the reputation of getting a lot of action, who really doesn't. Usually resulting in negative results in future pursuits. Although english, does possess sex dependent uses.Female use - "I'm not going to sleep with brian, hes way too much B-Mac for my liking. Maybe I will go with jesse."Male Use - "I've got to be careful who I go home with, I don't want to be known as a B-Mac."http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi....php?term=B-Mac
wes, it's duke. don't question it. what duke wants, duke gets.
besides a UK fan who wouldn't want to go to Duke?
I can't count at least 6 people in my office who probably have eye cream.
You haven't seen gay until you see this guy dance like beyonce at the holiday party.
Brock did you give this guy a dollar?http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10834294/
No, I beat his ass for free!
did you beat his ass...mortal kombat style? http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...511607150727925
jeep commercial (well, not a real one but still funny): http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...249746173560379
wait, joe, is this guy gonna be at 4th st. tonight???
Check out definition #4:http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi....php?term=crunt
The Frothy Walrus:http://www.turdwords.com/viewWord.cfm?wordID=4753
ugh, looks like Jim Haslett will probably get the nod in Buffalo. I know he played there, but after watching the Saints...I can't say that I'm excited.What I think they need to do is bring on Flutie as a mentor to Losman.
oh, if people want to watch some of the playoff games at my place, let me know. I figure all the games besides the Seahawks game should be pretty good. I was hoping for snow in Denver or Chicago, but it looks like no dice on that. It's not even going to be that cold for the games. Booooo!
This is pretty cool. The top 100 college football players of 2005. There is also a top 25 for '06 projection. Several local names on the lists.http://collegefootballnews.com/2005...ers_of_2005.htm
Is it wrong for me to think this is hot?http://icantimmormon.com/products/v...p;name2=T-Shirt
Francisco Garcia's first NBA start: 45 minutes, 17 pts, 8 rebounds, 3 assists, 2 steals, 4 blocks. How 'bout them apples?
So has it been decided as to when and where Stew's going away party is going down?
"Bid Adieu to Stew Party" at the Market Street Ballet.
Okay - so I might head out this evening. If so, I am arming myself with a bottle of bourbon and drowing my pain!
This one is for Jay-here is a video interview of the topless chick I posted the other day. It's fan-fucking-tastic, because not only do you see alot of her boobs, but she talks about them too, which is kinda hot. It goes without saying that this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Unless people at work don't mind you walking around with a hard on!http://www.break.com/college/keeleyhazellnude.html
I apologize in advance for this one, but it's funny. Tubby Smith for sale on Ebay!http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...y0%3D%26fvi%3D1
math lesson for marc: http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...438422483406719
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