Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

I finally got around to fixing things so I could post a new topic.  The other one was getting out of hand, and then for some reason Kellie posted a whole damn webpage including copyright notices and navigation.  I have a funny impersonation on how I think such a sequence of events could happen.  I'm sure I'll do it and everyone will think I'm retarded. 

For those who've missed it, Brock and Jay (and maybe some others) have made some good strides in updating the Famous Quotes of the Nattipedia.  Feel free to edit them.  For those who haven't tried it, just double click on the page, make your changes and hit save.  Welcome to the wacky world of encyclopedia editing (aka Church's only real option as a career). 

I'm going to use my mad graphic design skills and try to make it look less like a menu you'd find in a truck stop and more like a menu you'd find in a shitty diner, so if you notice any visual oddities, give me a hollar.

And one more stalking quote, because it wouldn't fit as a title: "There's such a fine line between... stalking and, and being attentive, and I was -- I don't know -- going for being attentive."

Posted by Phil on December 2nd, in the afternoon | 327 comments

Comments

Phil on Thursday, December 02, 2004 at 5:01 PM

i'm just going to post a comment because I think a post looks even weirder without a comment.

Plus I have a feeling people only look at the left hand sidebar to see if a new comment has been made. So look, a new comment has been made!

Phil on Thursday, December 02, 2004 at 5:20 PM

and here's a joke I'm going to use at the bars to fool the ladies into thinking I'm funny:

Schrödinger and Heisenberg are driving around in a car, and Heisenberg goes "I think we just ran over a cat."

"Is it dead?" asks Schrödinger.

"I can't be certain", says Heisenberg.

Brock on Thursday, December 02, 2004 at 5:24 PM

Someone added the "Krazy Kamp" quote to the famous quotes page, and I almost shit my pants!

Now that whole ordeal was classic!

Phil on Thursday, December 02, 2004 at 5:28 PM

i was tempted to add the whole damn thing.

Brock on Thursday, December 02, 2004 at 5:31 PM

I just went back and read it... and its still some funny shit! I think I started crying it was still that funny.

Phil on Thursday, December 02, 2004 at 5:52 PM

i went ahead and updated the quotes to point towards the comments, so those looking for more info can get WAY too much info.

stew on Thursday, December 02, 2004 at 9:28 PM

So I'm watching Law and Order SVU like I do pretty much every night. Usually it doesn't have much to offer as far as funny lines go, but I was watching the episode with the rooftop rapist and detective Stabler suddenly bursts forth with the following epic line: "This guys penis is a deadly weapon, and he likes young girls."

stew on Thursday, December 02, 2004 at 9:38 PM

Oh i almost forgot...from the world of the bizarre http://www.urinal.net/dairy_queen/ maybe they should get some of these at Flanagans-or not. BTW if anyone was wondering how in the blue hell i found this, i was googling dairy queen

Brock on Friday, December 03, 2004 at 9:16 AM

Phil, last night ESPN2 had a special on the greatest comeback in history. It was beautiful! Frank Reich is my hero!

Brock on Friday, December 03, 2004 at 9:20 AM

Go figure... Reich is a motivational speaker now!
http://www.premierespeakers.com/1039/index.cfm

Phil on Friday, December 03, 2004 at 9:50 AM

i still remember watching that oilers game and the announcers saying "looks like we need to get a refund for those tickets to pittsburg!"

good times indeed.

Brock on Friday, December 03, 2004 at 11:41 AM

Where are all these bells and whistles promised by Phil? It still looks like a Truck Stop menu.

Marc on Friday, December 03, 2004 at 12:02 PM

if i know phil, he might be working on it right now. and if i know jay, he might be jerking it right now. and i think he's at work too. oh yeah!

Bigworm on Friday, December 03, 2004 at 1:12 PM

Good joke phil.
Shrodinger is the devil though.

Brock on Friday, December 03, 2004 at 2:15 PM

I just noticed Phil put a picture of Val Kilmer under my name... very sneaky!

Phil on Saturday, December 04, 2004 at 12:25 PM

in honor of Danny Neagle: http://www.nationallampoon.com/flas.../how2/how2.html

Phil on Saturday, December 04, 2004 at 2:11 PM

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...i/49082418.html

Phil on Saturday, December 04, 2004 at 7:32 PM

i forget who I was rambling about this, but the dude that I talking about taking over for an anchor that was pretty funny is Brian Williams. Here's a clip of him on the Daily Show: http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/pla...celeb_9065.html

Phil on Monday, December 06, 2004 at 9:03 AM

i hear this is a good book: "The Great Eskimo Vocabulary Hoax and Other Irreverent Essays on the Study of Language"

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...1813667-9778327

Of course, I'm barely literate as it stands, so maybe I should start of with a book called "Write good even if you are an dummy"

Phil on Monday, December 06, 2004 at 1:44 PM

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.ph...date=2004-12-06

mowgli on Monday, December 06, 2004 at 2:14 PM

FAGS!!!

Brock on Monday, December 06, 2004 at 3:58 PM

You're the one who "sorta sucks dicks!"

Jay on Monday, December 06, 2004 at 4:15 PM

Lynnie, you have been spending all of your time with Cheryl. That's kinda gay.

Phil on Monday, December 06, 2004 at 4:15 PM

the over/under for the Boise State game is 80.5. That very well could be a record. I guess Louisville is expected to hold BSU under 30.

Jay on Monday, December 06, 2004 at 4:43 PM

Hey Phil, I f***ed up the Nattypedia with a post title that was way too long. Can you fix it?

Phil on Monday, December 06, 2004 at 5:14 PM

do you want me to rename it?

Phil on Monday, December 06, 2004 at 6:06 PM

ok, i've renamed it. For those who want to create a new topic, the rule is to give it what they call PascalCasing. EachLetterOfTheFirstWordIsCapitalized. The system can automatically create the links when you do a pascal cased topic name.

It is technically possible to create topics with spaces, but it's a pain in the ass to link to. But don't fear, the system will space out the titles automatically. Just keep your links PascalCased.

Jay on Tuesday, December 07, 2004 at 5:19 AM

I have just spent several hours writing the gayest thing of my life. It's in the Nattypedia under Nicknames->CrazedBuffalo->LostLoves. It's super long, so you don't have to read it all. I wouldn't mind some feedback though.

Phil on Tuesday, December 07, 2004 at 9:49 AM

http://www.theatermania.com/content...cfm/show/107253

Phil on Tuesday, December 07, 2004 at 10:00 AM

i guess linking right to the website would be better: http://www.itskaratekidthemusical.com/

check out the bios of some of these guys. and make sure you download some of the songs.

Brock on Tuesday, December 07, 2004 at 10:43 AM

Awesome Jay... yes... its very gay, but it takes some balls to write that stuff up for anyone to read. Expect the Burkets to barrage you with "homos."

Phil on Tuesday, December 07, 2004 at 11:04 AM

i'm just glad my cousin wasn't on the list.

Marc on Tuesday, December 07, 2004 at 11:26 AM

well at least if the Burkets supply him with a barrage (an overwhelming, concentrated outpouring) of "homos," it would be the most action he's gotten all week.

Phil on Tuesday, December 07, 2004 at 12:56 PM

word on the street is that Bobby Petrino is staying at Louisville and not going to Ole / Notre Dame / Washington. No word ESPN.com, but it sounds pretty official from what I've heard.

Phil on Tuesday, December 07, 2004 at 1:42 PM

a review of the it's karate, kid
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...s/intern/karate

Phil on Tuesday, December 07, 2004 at 2:02 PM

MSNBC on Petrino: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6670404/

no word yet from ESPN.

Marc on Tuesday, December 07, 2004 at 2:48 PM

TO THOSE INTERESTED,

Stewie, Jay, Phil and myself were thinking of seeing the movie Sideways today. They talked about going to Baxter bt I don't see it listed in their times. it does play at Tinseltown at 6:40 and 9:30 OR at Stonybrook at 6:50 and 9:35.

Sideways
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0375063/

Phil on Tuesday, December 07, 2004 at 4:14 PM

actually, Louisville plays tonight so I will not be going to the movie. I'll be at O'Charlies unless you guys see the 9:30ish ones, so give me a call and let me know which showing you'll be at.

Dave on Tuesday, December 07, 2004 at 9:47 PM

Big Jay, hope the Lost Loves section was cathartic for you. I have one question for you? I was laughing my ass off over the whole Aimee "flower ordeal." I'm having a hard time remembering that physics lab when she talked about how she liked getting flowers. You need to refresh me. Was it me or Brock that said, "If I gave you flowers, YOU WOULD SAY THAT I'M SMOTHERING YOU!" Any other details of that story would be appreciated.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 08, 2004 at 9:18 AM

I added something to the Sci's favorite hangouts, under the Bar Louisville section. Hope you guys remember that one.

Church on Wednesday, December 08, 2004 at 10:03 AM

How could you leave Matt Churc Geek, Dweeb, or Spaz, off the triva nicknames list. It has been added

Jay on Wednesday, December 08, 2004 at 1:54 PM

That was you, Dave. Brock wasn't even in that class.

Jay on Wednesday, December 08, 2004 at 2:12 PM

"Close, dude, but not that close."

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Jay on Wednesday, December 08, 2004 at 2:23 PM

Mila Kunis was born in August of 1983. That 70's show first aired in fall of 1998, which means she was fifteen when it aired, but fourteen when filming the first season. Suck on my greatness, bitches!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005109/

Jay on Wednesday, December 08, 2004 at 2:25 PM

And if you read the Trivia, it says that she wasn't completely up front about her age when she auditioned.

Marc on Wednesday, December 08, 2004 at 2:58 PM

Did she look 15?

Yes, She looked 15, but she looks really reallly hot right now. Skeet Skeet Skeet

Phil on Wednesday, December 08, 2004 at 4:08 PM

The Sports Guy reviews WB's "Class Reunion": http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...TC-DT9705204233

adrian on Thursday, December 09, 2004 at 10:44 AM

Hey Phil, in asp.net can you include files? Say create a header page and a footer page then just include those two pages on all internal pages. I know you can include files in asp but I can't find anything for .Net

Jay on Thursday, December 09, 2004 at 10:55 AM

R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/12/09/ni...ting/index.html

adrian on Thursday, December 09, 2004 at 12:14 PM

Marc, you getting lunch today?

Bigworm on Thursday, December 09, 2004 at 1:30 PM

Damn that is some crazy shit going on in Columbus. I heard all of that stuff this morning on 100.5 the FOX.

The crazy shit is that you figure rock stars die due to drugs, alcohol, sexually transmitted disease, alcohol induced coma etc (due to the lifestyle)...never expect some crazy fuck jumping on stage and popping a few caps in some jabronie.

Phil on Thursday, December 09, 2004 at 1:34 PM

adrian, you are looking for ASP.NET user controls. They have an ascx file extension.

Brock on Thursday, December 09, 2004 at 1:54 PM

Jabronie?!! I haven't heard that one in a while.

However, it is to be expected that some crazt guy would shoot a band member... especially if he was pissed off at the guy for some reason. They stated in the news that the guy was yelling at him before he started shooting.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 09, 2004 at 2:35 PM

Yeah, speculation has it that he was pissed that Pantera broke up.

Phil on Friday, December 10, 2004 at 11:40 AM

this is kinda fun to play with: http://www.google.com/webhp?complete=1&hl=en

Marc on Friday, December 10, 2004 at 12:45 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/6bp3y

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) New coffee boasts to help you lose weight

(2) Cars designed for women. These cars are equipped with high-heel rests, a hole for your pony-tail in the headrest, and the car e-mails the dealer when it needs service. Silly Rabbit, women shouldn't drive.

(3) Tiny House: This is a commercial but it made me laugh.

(4) Newborn kittens delivered by mail, I kid you not

(5) White House bakers make a large gingerbread house. Hey reporters covering this story, while you were at the White House could you have... I don't know... maybe have asked about the damn war since its a REAL story.

(6) News Achor loses it on air when he has to tell of a promotion for a movie. "Fockers" is the word that keeps tripping him up.

(7) Cinderalla's Palace re-created out of stacked-cards

(8) Jones Soda makes a great thanksgiving meal with their soda. You can have Turkey and gravy soda, green bean casserole soda, fruitcake soda, etc.

(9) On the spot reporter gets flustered when the production crew shows the wrong footage for her story. She doesn't know how to react.

(10) George Bush goes down in a plane crash, i mean a George Bush plane goes down AND Buy a ghost on eBay and help a kid haunted by his grandpa.

(11) Weird x-rays scans of people with stuff inside them that should not be there.

(12) How you too can get a free i-pod. (with testimonials from people who actually got them)

Enjoy.

Phil on Friday, December 10, 2004 at 4:31 PM

if any one is curious about the free ipod, it is legit. and there is a reason they can give away "free" ipods. it's because it is damn near impossible to actually follow through with the all the requirements, and then also get five of your friends to follow through.

so before anyone decides to sign up for a life of spam in the hopes of getting a good deal, remember: this company is in it to make money not to give away ipods. So please, don't sign up for it.

stew on Friday, December 10, 2004 at 8:15 PM

Former Louisville back-up QB Justin Rascati is leading James Madison University towards an appearance in the NCAA div 1-AA finals right now, on ESPN2 if anyone gives a shit, which, outside of possibly Phil, that means nobody.

Phil on Sunday, December 12, 2004 at 1:23 PM

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/12..._videogame.html

Phil on Sunday, December 12, 2004 at 2:14 PM

and for marc: http://oracleofbacon.org/cgi-bin/or...lly&using=1

Phil on Sunday, December 12, 2004 at 8:30 PM

funny elmo's: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...ode=voteresults

Phil on Monday, December 13, 2004 at 11:13 AM

here you go jay: http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/...ew_6114511.html

Phil on Monday, December 13, 2004 at 2:00 PM

my buddy jerome saw this preview over the weekend: http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2...The/trailer.php

Jay on Tuesday, December 14, 2004 at 9:12 PM

Here is the imdb page for Avi Arad- the CEO of marvel comics and also the executive producer for all of the marvel movies. Look how many freakin' marvel movies are coming out in 2005 and 2006. Jesus Christ!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0032696/

Church on Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 8:25 AM

Are there going to be any Marvel comics left to make into movies after the next two years? Maybe they could make Alpha Flight the movie or the Avengers

Phil on Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 10:30 AM

Church, when you making a trivia comeback. We are in desperate need of someone so we don't look like idiots for not knowing who Louis L'Amour is. That and someone who would know the capital of Kenya.

Church on Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 12:50 PM

I know both, I may be able to make it next Monday pendant upon work. My Monday class finished this week. What time does it start now? Also, Louis L'Amour- early 20th century writer of Westerns like Sabre River and Kenya-Nairobi

Phil on Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 1:55 PM

oh, if you make it, it'll be on like donkey kong. and we'll show little miss "I'm wearing a scarf" how we roll.

Brock on Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 2:04 PM

Phil, I think you are getting a little too intense with the trivia. Bringing in ringers to smackdown chicks in scarves is worrying me.

Phil on Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 6:25 PM

actually the scarf lady was helping us. it was probably out of pity, but this lady and her friends were wicked smart. they were just up there for drinking, so there was no competition.

Phil on Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 10:36 PM

if you didn't catch south part at 10:00pm tonight, and manage to read this before 11:30, make SURE you watch it tonight.

oh my lord.

Plow King on Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 11:03 PM

OK, so I haven't visited the site in a long time, but that doesn't change the fact that that Heisenberg "joke" was the worst joke... ever.

Jay on Thursday, December 16, 2004 at 10:41 AM

That south park was awsome!

Church on Thursday, December 16, 2004 at 10:59 AM

Farley got kicked off U of L's team, now they are down to even fewer. Phil, this may be your chance to walk on and form the ultimate backcour alongside Gianniny

Brock on Thursday, December 16, 2004 at 11:00 AM

Ok, since I'm behind the times (go figure), I just got this FireFox browser, and its great! One thing I noticed though, and maybe IE had it and I never paid attention, is the little icon associated with each website. Anyway... my point is that Natty Sci doesn't have an icon, which is to be expected, but for some reason its got the ESPN icon, maybe some artifact from browsing.

Maybe we should come up with a little logo to put in the icon box. I'm not that good of a graphic design artist, but the classic Psi-N symbol would be a great idea. Lynnie did a good rendering of it back at Bellarmine, so he'd be the one to ask.

Two suggestions, since I'm bored, and Christmas is coming:
1. A unique logo for the NattySci.com site in the address bar
2. A link to download Firefox for all those who haven't yet converted and to promote the thing.

Marc on Thursday, December 16, 2004 at 8:29 PM

oh my god, reality television is at a new low. i just saw a commercial for a new fox show. and when it was done i was waiting for a gecko or bunny with a drum to come out and assure me this isn't true. but it is apparently. FOX is coming of with a show to reunite a daughter who was adopted at 6 weeks old with her biological father It appears to have a Joe Millionaire/game show kind of format. the show is titled "Who's Your Daddy?" (I kid you not)

Phil on Friday, December 17, 2004 at 12:27 AM

so, i made some changes. almost all are cosmetic, so let me know if anything is all jacked up.

Phil on Friday, December 17, 2004 at 12:37 AM

oh yeah, if you try to sign up, you are screwed.

i'll try to get the thing working this weekend so any girls that we tell about the website can log on and call us nerds.

Brock on Friday, December 17, 2004 at 10:00 AM

Is it just me, or having the navigation bar on the right make you feel a little dyslexic?

I like the idea of putting the times next to the most recent posts, but the little "comment box" next to each comment isn't that hot (maybe that's an artifact of the times?)

What else have you done?

Brock on Friday, December 17, 2004 at 10:16 AM

Since the Nattipedia hasn't been touched in a while, I figured I would spur some additions... take a look:
http://www.nattysci.com/wiki/

Phil on Friday, December 17, 2004 at 11:03 AM

I put the navigation stuff on the left because it hurts my head to "scan" a page with the sidebar on the left. i think it makes it a lot easier to read the stuff at the top because I don't have to scan over the sidebar text when reading.

as for the dumb little icons, yeah, I probably got a little overzealous, but I think it helps seperate the different comments some more.

that's about all I did.

Dween on Friday, December 17, 2004 at 11:20 AM

Hey Phil!

John Montgomery got canned. He may be back sporadically, and may be asked back if sales go up.

Mike and I are still hanging on. And, oddly enough, they hired a part-time apps instructor.

Merry Christmas!

Phil on Friday, December 17, 2004 at 1:33 PM

does that make it three instructors and eight class rooms?!?

adrian on Friday, December 17, 2004 at 1:45 PM

Nattysci got a makeover!

Dween on Friday, December 17, 2004 at 1:55 PM

James, Mike, and Fred... plus the part-time instructor who will be here in January.

And there are only 4 AEs.

Plus, the place just got painted, and they'll be putting in new carpet. Would you like us to save York's stain for you?

Phil on Friday, December 17, 2004 at 1:59 PM

ah, the good ol' NH. I should head up there and visit with...uh, I guess you three. Wow, I think more people worked in the garden department of target than are at NH right now. Are the same AEs still there that I know? Kevin and uh, that's about all I can remember.

And for those who care, Farley is back on the team at Louisville.

adrian on Friday, December 17, 2004 at 4:06 PM

what did farley do to get kicked off the team?

Phil on Friday, December 17, 2004 at 4:49 PM

all they've said it isn't anything to do with drinking or drugs. it's probably just something like not showing up for practice on time, or it could be as not following the diet he needs to be on. Pitino said that he gave Farley multiple attempts to get his act together, and I guess Farley didn't think anything would happen.

Well, it appears Pitino called his bluff and Farley freaked out. Pitino went and talked to Farley's mom, and she agreed that Pitino did the right thing and thought her boy needed to apologize and listen to him.

Got me.

Green Baron on Friday, December 17, 2004 at 6:15 PM

Hey Brock,
Can you tell the beastmaster to send me the updates on the mice via my yahoo account. The address is exactly the same that he has been sending, except swap out the hotmail for the yahoo.
Hotmail seems to be made for whores, and it doesn't like to work internationally.
Leave it to a motherfucker like Bill Gates to be the racist cock-sucking son of a bitch that he is.
Anyway, thanks! Merry Christmas All! Peace and Love, and be Merry with each other! Tis the season to be Jolly!

Brock on Saturday, December 18, 2004 at 2:41 PM

I'll try and remember, or you could email him from your Yahoo account. That would probably be the most effective way since he like to just growl at me all day.

Brock on Saturday, December 18, 2004 at 2:42 PM

Has anyone noticed that someone gets on every night after you all go out drinking, and posts something said that night. My money would be on Adrian since its just one more way for him to rehash things, but its more likely to be Jay.

Phil on Sunday, December 19, 2004 at 1:50 PM

HA HA! My boy Jason Peters just blocked a punt for the bills! I love that guy. For you SEC fans, he's the 330lb TE out of arkansas!

Sure 20% of my team seems to be bengal fans, but you know what? Fuck my fantasy football team.

Phil on Sunday, December 19, 2004 at 6:23 PM

http://sinn-los.freehostag.info/blockedme.html

joe on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 12:18 AM

anybody else have any good ideas for new years other then what i posted on nattipedia

Phil on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 11:15 AM

nobody circles the wagons like the buffalo bills and phil's craptacular fantasy team! After starting 1-6, Cobra Kai has made it into the second round of the playoffs.

now I need to find some chump to replace Marshal Faulk because the rams S-U-C-K.

Phil on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 11:56 AM

an update on Pallacious for those who care: Word on the street is that he is probably out 2-3 weeks, but he has regained vision in his eye. Someone even said that he might be able to play on Tuesday(?!?!).

I for one am excited about the opportunity for him to be wearing goggles during the game.

Phil on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 12:12 PM

wow, i slaughtered Palacios name up there.

Marc on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 12:21 PM

suggest a team name for trivia tonight. "We've Got Matt Church and TWO Canadian Ringers. Suck Our Greatness (Scarf girl)" with or without scarf girl though. ha ha

Dave on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 12:23 PM

So was it a UK player or another UL player's fingernail that got Palacios in the eye? I couldn't tell from the replay, but have heard from the UL faithful that it was one of his own teammates. Please solve this case Dr. Phil.

Brock on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 12:28 PM

First off, Bills: 5 straight wins, Lions: lose 7 of 8 - Suck it Church!

Second, Phil, I think you are confused, half your team are Bills: at least scoring-wise from Bledsoe and Evans, so you should be happy. Too bad you don't have their sweet defense. Enjoy your 1st round upset in playoffs... unfortunately, like Loyola Marymount in '90, the powerhouse will eventually stomp out the Cinderella.

Joe, make sure there are plenty of pink cups for Chris to drink out of!

Church on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 12:32 PM

The Lions had a chance, but their center is an idiot. He should have just handed the ball to Mike Tice

Church on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 12:33 PM

Who is the other Canadian

adrian on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 12:39 PM

Juan Diego Dirty Sanchez Palacios is now known as Juan the Pirate! argggggggggggg

Church on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 12:45 PM

And Allene can be Starving MArvin and Patrick Sparks could be Opie

Phil on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 1:27 PM

I believe it was Rondo who got Palacios in the eye. Someone said that the kid keeps his nails pretty long too, at which point some dude on the Louisville message board had a damn aneurism screaming about how he's been saying for years that the NCAA needs to ban long finger nails. Some people have what I call "a complete lack of perspective on life."

And Brock, don't get so cocky. I just made the free agent signing of the week: THE Billy Volek and the "everyone fucking go deep" offense of the Titans and Taint'em Bell from Denver giving me a chance to drop Faulky McSucksAlot off my team. FEAR ME!

Actually, I shouldn't say Faulk sucks. Martz is perhaps the worst coach in the NFL, and refuses to run the ball or accept blame for their second string QB for being woefully underprepared.

Phil on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 1:30 PM

If I'm the only one at trivia when it comes time to write down a team name, I'm going with "The Jimmy Dolan Shake n' Bake." Or "Double Bacon Genius Burgers."

Brock on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 2:19 PM

I got a call from Ty on Saturday night after the game. For some reason he is always at the bars the UK basketball team goes to, but he was rambling about how much ass was getting thrown Sparks' way. Opie is certainly swimming in the 'Tang now.
However, the best story of the night was Ty at the bar getting a beer when Chuck Hayes walks up to get one, and of course, Ty insists on buying, and he won't take it. So... as witty as a drunk-ass Kentucky student can come up with... he says "Man, you're awesome!" with Hayes replying, "No man, YOU'RE awesome." Probably his second favorate moment in college next to stealing Tayshawn Prince's practice shorts... obsess much.

How come you never see UofL players out at the bars? Besides Matt Simons... there aren't many stories.

Marc on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 2:32 PM

another team name potential: "You got served 2: Electric Boogaloo is apparently holding auditions at Wet Willys" No one will get it, but the should. it was the funniest damn thing i ever saw.

Phil on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 2:52 PM

We saw Stoney Maloney along with Gaines and Simeon Nadenov out at Phoenix Hill. But they weren't drinking or anything.

Marc on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 3:24 PM

the other canadian is stewie's sister if he bring her which he said he would. oh yeah, suck my greatness scarf girl. and by "greatness" i mean my...

Bigworm on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 3:40 PM

Had Hayes accepted the beer and the media found it, he probably would have lost his NCAA eligibility. U of L fans you can suck it, lost a 16 point lead at home. Don't bitch about the foul being called, it was a bogus call with O'bannon charging into Hayes which was ruled a blocking foul (bullshit). Sorry for not coming out or answering my phone this weekend fellas, but I was in Las Vegas.

Phil on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 3:51 PM

i don't think anyone bitched about the foul being called.

the only real bitching about the calls on the net really has been the three times sparks walked in the course of 5 seconds that didn't get called (his crazy run down to the block, moving around during the inbounds, and then shuffling his feet while trying to get the foul called). Someone even made a movie of it to the tune of "Walk like a Man": http://www.irdm.org/walk.htm. I think it's dumb to complain about such a thing because if you really want to nitpick like that you can come up with maybe 49,000 calls that go unnoticed.

I personally don't care about the loss too much. As UK fans have pointed out many times over the past two years, all that matters is conference play. My main concern would be Palacious getting back, and it seems Otis George is out three-four weeks with a stress fracture after someone stepped on his foot at practice. UK has done pretty good after the past two Louisville games, so it's not a season killer like the Miami football game was.

Bigworm on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 4:30 PM

I don't think anybody was bitching. I know the majority of the people who post on here like to rub it in my face when UL beats UK so I decided to go with the "FUCK THE CARDS FANS" approach. Anyways the intent for my post was to actually let you guys know that I was in Las Vegas, hence the reason why I didn't call Marc or yourself (Phil) back.

Marc on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 4:50 PM

yeah, sorry wes, found out you were in vegas after i called. still thought you had a better chance of coming out that night than lynnie. ooooh wicked burn. but we did see him out. and the best dance off ever.

"They're breakdance fighting."
Zoolander

Marc on Tuesday, December 21, 2004 at 10:23 AM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/5rzd2

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Potty-mouth clothing for babies

(2) A man buys a $10,000 martini, really. and he uses it to propose to his lady love. The funny thing is that the diamond he gives her isn't even worth $10,000, but his martini is. classy

(3) Compilation: Santa mugging, cool car accident, 60-pound tumor removed, etc

(4) Celebrity nativity scene at a wax museum offends some, including the vatican. Maybe it's David Beckam and Posh Spice as Mary and Joseph. Or maybe its Samuel L Jackson and Hugh Grant as shepards. My bet is on Tony Blair and George W. Bush as wisemen though.

(5) A church is stolen... from a parking lot. You heard me right, they stole a whole church.

(6) This little monkey loves the rodeo. watch him ride in his own rodeo.

Enjoy.

Phil on Tuesday, December 21, 2004 at 12:05 PM

Did they add donkey from shrek into the nativity scene? because that would be AWESOME

Phil on Tuesday, December 21, 2004 at 1:38 PM

adrian, any of your sites get hacked today?

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 21, 2004 at 2:52 PM

Looks like Petrino will stick around for a little bit longer. He signed his new deal today.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 21, 2004 at 3:49 PM

Did you guys go with the Jimmy Dolan Shanke-n-bake?
I should be at O'charley's tonight fellas.

Brock on Wednesday, December 22, 2004 at 10:45 AM

Awesome, a foot of snow!

Jay on Wednesday, December 22, 2004 at 1:41 PM

Hey Brock, when are you getting back in town?

Phil on Wednesday, December 22, 2004 at 2:24 PM

I just watched a lady scrape her car off of snow. And by scrape her car I really mean that she took the scrapper to the hood, the sides, the roof, and of course the windshield. That poor vehicle.

Brock on Wednesday, December 22, 2004 at 4:19 PM

If I had a snowcat, I'd be coming in tomorrow morning, but I may not make it in until tomorrow night

Phil on Wednesday, December 22, 2004 at 10:00 PM

http://www.courierjournal.com/local...gallery/08.html

Phil on Wednesday, December 22, 2004 at 10:00 PM

shit: http://www.courierjournal.com/local...gallery/09.html

Phil on Thursday, December 23, 2004 at 8:54 AM

hey wes, you get home ok yesterday?

stew on Thursday, December 23, 2004 at 12:41 PM

My family is driving me fucking nuts! Does anyone know if any bars are open today?? If so I think I'm gonna go drink and watch football later...

Brock on Thursday, December 23, 2004 at 12:54 PM

Did I say a foot, I meant two!

Phil on Thursday, December 23, 2004 at 4:22 PM

Stefan LeFors got a vote for AP player of the year: http://www.newsday.com/sports/colle...ports-headlines

Brock on Thursday, December 23, 2004 at 9:21 PM

Well, it only took 4 hours, but I finally invaded Louisville.
Drunk-ass sledding sounds good!

Phil on Thursday, December 23, 2004 at 9:40 PM

Hmmm, Bulletproof Monk ranks about a 8/10 on the really bad but enjoyable movie scale. Let's see, we got:
* bad dialog by a non-native speaker
* random sub-plot with Mr. Mungtaskic that never goes anywhere
* Nazis
* bad guy died twice, almost as if the director decided "fuck it, throw BOTH endings in there
* some type of plot device involving a hotdog

Marc on Friday, December 24, 2004 at 12:12 AM

i agree phil, some of the dialog and plotlines in the movie are horrible but i watched it the other day on tv again. it's just so bad, its good.

Phil on Friday, December 24, 2004 at 9:32 AM

um, I can move my car. It starts, but if I put it in gear the freaking tires are so frozen to the snow and ice that they won't move. I'm actually a little afraid the engine might have been a little upset about that...

Phil on Friday, December 24, 2004 at 10:20 AM

god damn it. "I can't move my car." The worst part was that I thought I had to go to work today, but I was mistaken.

Phil on Friday, December 24, 2004 at 11:08 AM

Hey Big Jay, if you read this and are looking for something to do this afternoon, I'm stranded and need to do some last minute christmas shopping if you are feeling brave. And dinner will be on me!

Brock on Friday, December 24, 2004 at 11:13 PM

Made over $100 shoveling snow.... suckers!!!!

Merry Christmas Natty Sci! Drink some spiked Egg Nog for me!

Bigworm on Sunday, December 26, 2004 at 2:03 AM

I am alive!

Phil - Yeah I made it home alright on wednesday, it took me over 2 hours to get there...stayed at work for about 2 hours, then another 2+ hours to get home. When I left that damn town, they already had 8.5 inches of snow...and this was at 10 am.

For the record, you have to love laughing at the morons in 4x4's who think you can drive as fast as you want in the snow/ice especially when you see them 5 miles up the way with their cars turned over. Jackasses!

Phil on Sunday, December 26, 2004 at 5:34 PM

Let's see, Jacksonville losses and fucks over my fantasy team. Yes, I did throw the reverse jinx on Jacksonville by starting two players on their team guarunteeing a loss. Hooray! Along with the Baltimore loss, that puts buffalo in 7th place (assuming they don't completely collapse against San Fran).

Now, Buffalo needs Indy to beat Denver or a Jets loss vs St Louis to get a wild card spot (Buffalo would have a better in conference record).

Of course, all this assume Buffalo beats a Pittsburgh team that will be resting their starters @ Buffalo...

Phil on Monday, December 27, 2004 at 10:20 AM

ugh

Phil on Monday, December 27, 2004 at 11:41 AM

hey guys, I'm not going to make it to trivia tonight.

be strong, troopers.

Marc on Monday, December 27, 2004 at 12:00 PM

Anchorman comes out on DVD tomorrow. It has an unrated edition. also you can get one with an extra dvd. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...lance&s=dvd

Phil on Monday, December 27, 2004 at 12:59 PM

stewie might be interested in this: http://whatifsports.com/decmadness/bracket.htm

Phil on Monday, December 27, 2004 at 8:03 PM

From ESPN.ccom:
Jared Lorenzen, who was signed to a free-agent deal by the Giants this year after the draft but was a no-show for training camp, is getting the itch to play football again. And the Giants are said to be interested in having him back. The team placed Lorenzen on the "reserve/did not report" list. A player does not get paid if placed on that list, but the team retains his rights.

Church on Monday, December 27, 2004 at 10:23 PM

Cards 104 Morehead State 40. Now that was an ass kicking

Phil on Monday, December 27, 2004 at 10:57 PM

found an article on Lorenzen on the Cincy website: http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....SPT01/412240401

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 28, 2004 at 10:18 AM

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentuck...ky/10500258.htm

All this to correct Packer.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 28, 2004 at 12:20 PM

Damn tidal waves. However, Philco she might be single now.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm..._ot/quake_model

Phil on Tuesday, December 28, 2004 at 1:48 PM

Petrino is supposed to have a press conference at 1:30, but no news. There are almost 700 people logged onto the Louisville message boards...

Church on Tuesday, December 28, 2004 at 2:48 PM

no news on either U of L or LSU's page. Illinois had a tough time with Longwood last night, weird.

Phil on Tuesday, December 28, 2004 at 3:45 PM

Courier Journal updated with info the the "press conference." Coach Petrino basically said that he did meet with LSU but there is no offer on the table. And that he's not answering any questions about this until after the game.

Some people aren't too happy. Many people want Jurich to fire him before the bowl game. Someone even registered www.firepetrino.com. If anything, recruiting for this season is already fucked, and it's looking like another John L type situation.

Not good times. Of course, Jurich has a history of making sure good people come in, so everything will probably even out in the long run.

Phil on Tuesday, December 28, 2004 at 3:47 PM

actually, it seems all kinds of people are jumping on the bandwagon:
http://www.firecoachpetrino.com
http://www.firebobpetrino.com
http://www.firepetrino.com

Marc on Wednesday, December 29, 2004 at 10:15 AM

25 Films Added to National Film Registry. Sure to make Burkett and Jay happy, yes Eraserhead is one of them.
http://www.loc.gov/today/pr/2004/04-215.html

Phil on Wednesday, December 29, 2004 at 2:56 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418131/

Phil on Wednesday, December 29, 2004 at 3:04 PM

I hear Kragthorpe from Tulsa is the leading candidate to replace Petrino for those who care. Forde reported that LSU has offered Petrino more money than Saban was bringing in, and that was around 2+ million a year.

Brock on Wednesday, December 29, 2004 at 8:05 PM

Anyone else off this week?

Phil on Thursday, December 30, 2004 at 4:50 AM

um, yeah. wtf just happened?

Phil on Thursday, December 30, 2004 at 4:52 AM

by wtf I mean that I just talked to some chick from Maine for like an hour.

stewie, your friend amber gave you a fake number. and some girl in maine is lonely enough to talk to my drunk ass for an hour.

FANTASTIC!

Jay on Thursday, December 30, 2004 at 5:08 AM

Actually, Stew gave you the right number, you're just too drunk to dial it properly.

Brock on Thursday, December 30, 2004 at 5:29 AM

Go to bed you drunk fuckers!

Phil on Thursday, December 30, 2004 at 9:45 AM

God bless gatorade.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 30, 2004 at 4:57 PM

Hey for anyone who cares, I am working a 1/2 day tomorrow, yee-haw! That translates into, I am leaving work between 11-12...so what time does the drinking begin?

Brock on Thursday, December 30, 2004 at 8:52 PM

See you at Burket's around 3 then Wes

Bigworm on Friday, December 31, 2004 at 11:43 AM

Here you go adrian - skeet skeet skeet.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TRAVEL/12/3...r.ap/index.html

Jay on Saturday, January 01, 2005 at 11:55 AM

I felt like ass this morning. Although, some gatorade and aleeve work miracles.

Phil on Saturday, January 01, 2005 at 12:13 PM

I think I might have gotten hit by a car at some point. My knee really hurts.

Phil on Saturday, January 01, 2005 at 1:35 PM

hmmm, it also appears that I took home a remote control. I'm such a klepto.

Brock on Saturday, January 01, 2005 at 4:20 PM

This is the best article about the BCS I've read in a long time.
http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/sports/a...202125109990001

Phil on Sunday, January 02, 2005 at 9:45 AM

just doing a favor:
http://www.osheaslouisville.com

Jay on Sunday, January 02, 2005 at 12:16 PM

A favor for whom?

Phil on Sunday, January 02, 2005 at 1:29 PM

jason, one of the managers at O'shea's.

Brock on Sunday, January 02, 2005 at 2:01 PM

Used to go to Trinity with that guy, he was on the volleyball team.

Marc on Monday, January 03, 2005 at 10:07 AM

Screw You New York Times Critic

"Sideways: The Most Overrated Film of the Year" from NYTimes.com
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/02/m...html?oref=login

(if it asks for one)
MemberID: goaway52
Password: goaway52

Brock on Monday, January 03, 2005 at 11:11 AM

Did I mention, f*ck you Steelers! Take your Super Bowl-bound third stringers and shove 'em up your ass! Its been a long time since I hated an NFL franchise as much as the Cowboys, but they became pitiful and unworthy of hatred.

Ok, now that I got that out... how are you doing Wes? Drink a little too much buddy?

adrian on Monday, January 03, 2005 at 11:27 AM

shut up darryl!

adrian on Monday, January 03, 2005 at 11:29 AM

marcus, did you get the car?

Brock on Monday, January 03, 2005 at 11:50 AM

Now Marc and Adrian are setting up drive-bys! Well... at least they are doing something... besides gay sex!

adrian on Monday, January 03, 2005 at 11:55 AM

There you go again Brock, talking about gay sex. How sad!

Phil on Monday, January 03, 2005 at 1:20 PM

http://www.h-list.com/the_hlist/200...eam_zissou.html

Marc on Monday, January 03, 2005 at 1:44 PM

i got an appointment to have the car looked at on tuesday, that was one of the conditions of them holding the car. But it will most likely check out so i should probably have a new (used) car by tuesday

Brock on Monday, January 03, 2005 at 1:53 PM

Road trip!!!

Green Baron on Monday, January 03, 2005 at 3:35 PM

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse...c.cgi?u=11worst

That's some funny shit right there
Especially since I hate U2
I used to like them, until I started listening to the lyrics:

"And it comes, like a hunted child"
"You left my heart, as empty as a vacant lot"

A 2 year old could write those lyrics. Pardons to any U2 fans if I goofed the lyrics a little bit, but I believe them to be along those lines.

Phil on Monday, January 03, 2005 at 11:32 PM

http://www.despair.com/demotivators...n24x30prin.html

Brock on Tuesday, January 04, 2005 at 10:59 AM

Oh, by the way, the Green Baron snuck in and snatched up the Fantasy Football title... thanks a lot Manning, you lazy-ass pussy... how about you play in the last game of the season instead of rubbin' Marvin Harrison off on the sideline.

By the way.... BURN IN HELL STEELERS!

Green Baron on Tuesday, January 04, 2005 at 12:58 PM

I know,
I came in like a hunter child and kicked all your asses.
Bullet the blue sky bitches.
I left your asses as empty as a vacant lot
The night is bleeding like a cut
I up and went Bono on your fuckers.
What do I win?

Phil on Tuesday, January 04, 2005 at 1:41 PM

hey, indiana might move to a daylight-saving time format.

I still can't believe that dude bought all those shots.

Brock on Tuesday, January 04, 2005 at 2:16 PM

I still stand by my idea of scrapping time zones all together. Like daylight savings time, time zones are just agricultural relics. With the internet and global communication, it would be more logical to have everyone using the same time. Who cares if its pitch black at noon in St. Louis, you'll get used to it.

This whole topic begins to make you think about relativity because of that paradox we call the International Date Line. Technically you can go back in time with this crude system, which is actually not happening... what the hell am I talking about now... I'm losing it! Adrian loves it in the pooper!

Phil on Tuesday, January 04, 2005 at 4:01 PM

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebr...ty/19922004.htm

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 05, 2005 at 12:20 AM

Looks like OU got the beat down they deserve.

Church on Wednesday, January 05, 2005 at 7:46 AM

OU gets their assess handed to them in another title game and they still finish third. Here are teams that came closer to USC than OU: Virginia Tech, BYU, Stanford, Cal, Arizona State, Washington State, Oregon State, Notre Dame, and UCLA. OU should be ranked behind all of them for their disgrace last night

Phil on Wednesday, January 05, 2005 at 9:37 AM

http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/pla...augh_leary.html

Phil on Wednesday, January 05, 2005 at 9:53 AM

the soft-core porn that the chick from "who's my daddy" was in: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114381/

Phil on Wednesday, January 05, 2005 at 10:12 AM

eric shelton is gone: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=1959484

Phil on Wednesday, January 05, 2005 at 2:42 PM

http://www.tuckermax.com/sushipants.html

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, January 05, 2005 at 2:59 PM

When is someone going to buy one of those things so we can play the "Who has the highest BAC" game?

Phil on Wednesday, January 05, 2005 at 4:20 PM

http://www.npr.org/rundowns/segment...hp?wfId=4258547

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 05, 2005 at 4:53 PM

The BAC story was the funniest thing I have read recently

Phil on Wednesday, January 05, 2005 at 5:19 PM

if you liked the BAC story, you'll love this one: http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html

adrian on Thursday, January 06, 2005 at 10:21 AM

H O U S T O N = National Champs This Year

Brock on Thursday, January 06, 2005 at 11:18 AM

Funny how a buttsex story is followed by Houston.

Plow King on Thursday, January 06, 2005 at 1:04 PM

http://www.usatoday.com/money/indus...-warnings_x.htm

They got it wrong. #2 should have been #1.

Phil on Thursday, January 06, 2005 at 1:50 PM

Time for everyone to step up and donate so the Burket's can purchase this: http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/.../play.html?pg=3

We'll make the next fourth of july the best new years EVER!

Phil on Thursday, January 06, 2005 at 1:56 PM

some better pictures: http://www.thegreenhead.com/waterco...orlds-first.php

mad props to whoever can find a cost to rent this beast.

Jay on Thursday, January 06, 2005 at 2:28 PM

Rent? I'm going to buy one of those bastards!

Phil on Thursday, January 06, 2005 at 3:13 PM

the company also sells an inflatable church. from what I can tell it costs $1,700 a day to rent, or $35,000 to own.

Marc on Thursday, January 06, 2005 at 9:02 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/4z5pt

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Girl Scouts are tried or dealing with unpaying customers, and vow to get even. These girls me business.
(I hear they are on low-grade beaver tranquillizers.)

(2) Oddball: Surfers take on huge waves, kayaking through the forest, landslides, two-legged dogs, etc

(3) REQUESTED: Sportscenter Star Wars commercial

(4) A man drops a bag of marijauna at the grocery store checkout, with a cop in likne behind him. Jailarity ensues.

(5) A lava lamp is blamed a someone's death

(6) A family is intentionally rundown down with a mini-van, the 12-year-old boy of the family, not hit by the van, proceeds to stab the driver repeatedly. (That is some fucked up shit right there.)

(7) Farmers stage a nude protest in Mexico City. They expose their guavas and papayas for all to see.

(8) Drunken beach dwellers park their car illegally on the beach only to be caught in the tides and drug out into the ocean.

(9) Want to go hunting real wildlife without leaving the luxoury of your home or office. Well now you can shoot whatever you want with real gun hooked up to computers ofver the internet.

(10) Man finds two-inch nail in his head. He doesn't know how it got there.

There will also be more videos tomorrow too. Some spectacular ones that you'll be sure to enjoy.

Phil on Thursday, January 06, 2005 at 9:59 PM

hats off to Marc on a job well done.

and for those who read The Onion, this is perhaps the funniest fark thread I've seen in a while. If you don't read The Onion, well, you'll be really confused: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...?IDLink=1293971

adrian on Friday, January 07, 2005 at 10:43 AM

The Red Bimmer looks good Marc. Too bad an ass wipe like your self drives it!

Brock on Friday, January 07, 2005 at 11:30 AM

Post a picture of Marc's stud-mobile. Will you and Jay be cruisin' Hurstbourne Lane for hookers and statch?

Green Baron on Friday, January 07, 2005 at 11:50 AM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm..._music_eo/15654

Sometimes.....just sometimes, I wish there were more celebrity plane crashes. A fucking "baby chandelier" for the dog? Someone tell me how a Louisiana in-bred idiot becomes a pop-star? Yet a Nobel Prize in Physics wins you 1 million? Woop dee fuckin' doo. And don't tell me "because she's hot", because it's a load of shit. I've seen hotter chicks bummin' for change on the street. Just because Britney's on the cover of a magazine doesn't make her any hotter than some of the fine lookin' women around the globe.

Bigworm on Friday, January 07, 2005 at 12:08 PM

WTF?

http://entertainment.msn.com/tv/art...spx?news=177754

Bigworm on Friday, January 07, 2005 at 12:12 PM

Yes this is true green baron, however, since more people see Britney since she is in the public eye and on magazine covers this gives her summation of hotness (based on one hot/not vote per person) simply because more people see her versuses the hot chemistry babes throughout the world. Also, it should be worth noting that there are more morons in this world than there are nobel prize winners so that too would benefit Britney.

Jay on Friday, January 07, 2005 at 1:12 PM

Good looking out on that sports center trailer, Marc. That was awsome!

Brock on Friday, January 07, 2005 at 3:24 PM

I second the awesome call by Jay for the ESPN - Star Wars commercial. I hope they do more of 'em.

Darth Vader sure punked out Lennox Lewis!

Marc on Friday, January 07, 2005 at 4:06 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/3mz42

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) A young boy notices the cameras are on him at a basketball game, and he dances for his audience.

(2) Police chase a stolen car and when the thief runs from the vehicle the police hit them with their car and he goes flying and his shoe comes off, but he keeps on running.

(3) Fire at a gas station, stolen Christmas decorations, and introducing "the lap pillow"

(4) Already wealthy man wins the lottery. But he has horrible luck and is horribly shady as he is, among other things, under suspicision for two womens disappearances.

(5) Car drives into delivery man while entering store. Also a different car runs over a fire hydrant leaving the street gushing water. MUST SEE.

(6) Want another reason to not allow cellphones in school? How about so when you get you ass kicked in a fight in school someone won't capture video of it on their phone and post it on the web for everyone else to see.

(7) One man's large-scale Christmas display at his home, which has gotten national attention, cause tension for his neighbors.

(8) A small Romanian woman has a 160-pound tumor removed. You read that correctly... 160-pound tumor.

(9) The half-time show at the Orange Bowl didn't go without a few problems. The "talent" (cough) consisted of Kelly Clarkson of American Idol, Country Music star Trace Atkins and "Pop Sensation" Ashlee Simpson. There were audio problems including Clarkson's microphone, but once again Simpson is the infamous star of the show. When Simpson was announced the crowd actually booed. She actually sang live this time, but did so horribly and was given an even louder booing. The camera cut from her face before she reacted to it. MUST SEE.

(10) My favorites type of sports...sport bloopers. and great ones even.

Enjoy.

joe on Friday, January 07, 2005 at 5:00 PM

if you go to weddingchannel.com and search chris burket or joanna hall you kind find their wedding story. I say while they are away this weekend for residency interview's we all flood the guestbook with random bullshit

joe on Friday, January 07, 2005 at 5:01 PM

phil i want my remote control back

Phil on Saturday, January 08, 2005 at 4:01 AM

you'll get your remote when you pull it from my cold, dead hands.

and for the record, I'm too fat too seduce the ladies.

Phil on Saturday, January 08, 2005 at 3:45 PM

I immediately thought of big J. when I saw this: http://www.ilovebacon.com/010505/g.shtml

Phil on Sunday, January 09, 2005 at 6:58 PM

holy shit, i just saw a darryl isaacs ad that featured aliens. UNBELIEVABLE.

Phil on Sunday, January 09, 2005 at 7:08 PM

i'm not going to lie, this movie looks like it should be funny, and it has the hot chick from 2 Fast 2 Furious: http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_...hitch/high.html

Brock on Sunday, January 09, 2005 at 11:00 PM

That does look like a good flick... especially since the King of Queens guy is pretty funny... he should be making the jump from TV shows to movies soon.

adrian on Monday, January 10, 2005 at 8:30 AM

marc, post a link to that star wars trailer.

Phil on Monday, January 10, 2005 at 9:44 AM

Coming SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

Sunday, January 16th
9:00pm/8:00c - "Fifteen Minutes of Shame"
9:30pm/8:30c - "And the Wiener Is..."

Sunday, January 23rd
9:00pm/8:00c - "Death is a Bitch"

Sunday, January 30th
9:00pm/8:00c - "Mr. Saturday Knight"

Sunday, February 13th
9:00pm/8:00c - TBD

Sunday, February 20th
9:00pm/8:00c - TBD

Phil on Monday, January 10, 2005 at 9:52 AM

This is one crazy ass article about "intelligent design": http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2...html?source=RSS

I have to warn you, it includes quotes such as this gem:
"Quoting James Kennedy, an influential Fort Lauderdale televangelist, he called the ACLU the 'American Communist United League.' 'I maintain it's a communist front,' he said."

Bigworm on Monday, January 10, 2005 at 12:01 PM

It's official, the hottie is back on the market!

http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs...spx?news=177904

Marc on Monday, January 10, 2005 at 1:06 PM

I originally posted the trailer 2 months ago. but here it is again since Adrian wants to see it.

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith trailer
http://pdl.stream.aol.com/aol/us/mo...zler084d_dl.mov

Jay on Monday, January 10, 2005 at 1:30 PM

What happened to the front page?

Phil on Monday, January 10, 2005 at 1:59 PM

hey Jay, if you are talking about the load of crap at the bottom of the page...uh, I'm not sure. I think it has been like that for a month though. Don't know how I missed that. I guess I never scroll down...

Either way, it is now fixed.

Phil on Monday, January 10, 2005 at 2:44 PM

oh, i've got a team name for tonight. i think it is funny.

Brock on Monday, January 10, 2005 at 10:39 PM

We're coming up on the 1 year anniversary of Natty Sci here soon aren't we??

Phil on Monday, January 10, 2005 at 10:42 PM

man, you guys missed it. Largest sausage fest EVER. O'Shea's was PACKED and we counted SEVEN girls total. Three of them were leaving because the guys had gone feral, and the other three were on dates. We are talking like 120 dudes there.

Simply an amazing display of the sausage.

Phil on Monday, January 10, 2005 at 10:50 PM

btw, the place was packed with College Football Coaches in for the American Football Coaches Association's annual convention. Let me tell you, if anyone can piss off waitresses more than Natty Sci, it would be the AFCA according to the ladies at O'Shea's and Flanagan's. Both told me they can't wait for Wednesday so those asses get out of town.

Phil on Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 11:07 AM

http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/rev...html?source=RSS

"Harold & Kumar -- now out on DVD for those who missed it in theaters -- may have said more about race in America today than any other movie of last year."

Jay on Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 2:33 PM

I heard Dragula on the radio this morning, and it reminded me of the haunted forest when Dave went nuts and bit a chunk out of a foam head. Those were the good old days.

Brock on Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 4:11 PM

Are you talking about Brangers?

Jay on Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 4:36 PM

Yes I am.

Jay on Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 4:38 PM

I've just spent the last two hours downloading tab for Final Fantasy. I only have two pages worth. I;d have more if it were'nt for WinZip. DAMN YOU WINZIP!!!!

Marc on Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 5:29 PM

i don't know what's funnier, that you downloaded guitar tablature from the Final Fantasy video game series or the fact that almighty WinZip smited your efforts.

Dave on Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 10:38 PM

Actually Jay, Dragula came on at the haunted forest, and there was a rubber bat hanging down, and I bit its head off. What can say, just trying to imitate Ozzy Osbourne. Good times!

Jay on Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 1:08 AM

Ah...a rubber bat. I could have sworn there was a foam head at some point though.

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 11:16 AM

Dave my man, what have you been up to buddy?

Brock on Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 11:47 AM

Brangers has been secretly reading Natty Sci. He only contributes when is absolutely necessary.

By the way... GO BEARCATS!

Church on Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 12:35 PM

Go Cards. I didn't think it was possible, but I UC is not my least favorite team in C-USa anymore. Now it is the crokked bastards from Memphis

Brock on Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 3:14 PM

They are CROOKED bastards... not CROKKED bastards.

Anyone catch THE SEASON on ESPN? It features the UC basketball program. It is quickly dispelling any myths of the program.

On a side note, if anyone has every heard of the SETI@home project where a program on your screensaver sorts through SETI data, there's a new kid on the block.
Darwin@home - http://www.darwinathome.org/
This is right up Natty Sci's alley by using your idle time to recreate evolutionary theory. Suck it Creationists!

Phil on Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 8:00 PM

i was telling Adrian about this last night, but some Louisville fans are still pissed off about Rondo hitting Tello in the eye. After someone pointed out he did it in the UNC game, and then again in the Kansas game, some have gone crazy. Well, the message board just exploded when he knocked out a Vandy player by hitting him in the eye.

I smell sour grapes myself, but christ 4 big games, 4 players knocked out by Rondo hitting them in the eyes.

Phil on Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 9:59 AM

according to this, Louisville is the #6 market for reality TV shows: http://www.scarborough.com/press_re...1%201.11.05.pdf

Brock on Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 12:56 PM

The website has been getting kind of boring lately. I blame it on Adrian, so remind me to punch him in the face.

Phil might also be to blame, but its just funnier to hit Adrian.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 1:00 PM

I don't think Rondo is doing anyting intentionally. If he wanted to take someone out I think he would just undercut them. Besides he has those long gangly fingers and arms anyways which just get in the way. He couldn't help it that Tellos eye was in the way.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 1:00 PM

I don't think Rondo is doing anyting intentionally. If he wanted to take someone out I think he would just undercut them. Besides he has those long gangly fingers and arms anyways which just get in the way. He couldn't help it that Tellos eye was in the way.

adrian on Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 3:00 PM

Whatever Ice (pause) Man!(Big Red Spills)

adrian on Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 3:02 PM

During the Kansas game, both Langford and Rondo dove for a ball and they bumped heads. Now why are the Louisville fans bitching about that for?

Jay on Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 3:31 PM

Did you get your guitar today, Adrian? If so, I would be more than happy to come over, tune it, and teach you a couple of things.

Brock on Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 3:46 PM

Save your flirtations for the privacy of your own home. We all know what "tuning" Adrian's guitar means.....

GAY SEX!

Jay on Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 4:51 PM

Who didn't know Brock would go for a gay sex joke. Just come out of the closet and get it over with Brock.

Marc on Friday, January 14, 2005 at 10:22 AM

Update: There is an update to Marc and Jay's version of the Kevin Bacon Game, wherein you name an actress, and we'll tell you in what movies she has shown her breasts. Kiera Knightly apparently has showed her boobies in a movie.
http://dvd.ign.com/articles/579/579556p1.html

Phil on Friday, January 14, 2005 at 10:59 AM

here you go marc: http://www.cndb.com/actor.html?name...ghtley%2C+Keira

Phil on Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:15 AM

https://implicit.harvard.edu/implic...electatest.html

Jay on Friday, January 14, 2005 at 1:06 PM

No offense, Phil, but I took one of those tests, and it was kind of stupid.

Marc on Friday, January 14, 2005 at 2:52 PM

my supervisor at work, noted that he liked my shirt and asked where i got it. when i told him, he said. "you know that was made in China, err... I mean Indonesia" To which I replied, "As long as it was madeby little kids then I don't care."

Lesson of the day: People outside Natty Sci don't find sweat shops or child labor very funny. That are also probsbly the same people who do not like Anchorman.

Phil on Friday, January 14, 2005 at 5:13 PM

creationist science fair: http://objective.jesussave.us/creat...cefair.html?x=1

Bigworm on Friday, January 14, 2005 at 5:44 PM

I agree with Jay....kind of studid.

Brock on Friday, January 14, 2005 at 5:46 PM

"Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" - Paul Sanborn (grade 4) Damnit! Can't argue with that, I better just drop out of grad school now because we use mice... and since evolution is false, all of my work is pointless to apply to humans.

Maybe I should check into homemaking?
2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

Bigworm on Friday, January 14, 2005 at 5:47 PM

This would have been completely boring to watch. However, it was a 1 possession game at the end.

http://msn.foxsports.com/story/3323258

Bigworm on Friday, January 14, 2005 at 5:51 PM

What the hell is UK doing...actually putting together a decent coaching staff? Wierd!

http://kentucky.scout.com/2/342035.html

Brock on Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:07 PM

What the fuck is UK thinking??!! If you bring in a good offensive coordinator... you might actually score consistenty... which means you might beat someone else besides Vandy... which would mean you might actually score against Louisville.

Despite Cincy getting their ass kicked 70-7, at least they scored!!

Bigworm on Saturday, January 15, 2005 at 11:57 AM

Fact of the matter is Scweitzer Brooks is gone after this up and coming season, unless that is God is a UK fan.

Phil on Saturday, January 15, 2005 at 9:22 PM

article only stewie and church probably care about: "LeFors turns Shrine Game into personal highlight show"

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/coll...15-shrine_x.htm

Phil on Sunday, January 16, 2005 at 12:56 AM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm.../nyr11501142107

Phil on Monday, January 17, 2005 at 12:17 AM

woah nellie, my mom had an AWESOME time tonight.

Bigworm on Monday, January 17, 2005 at 7:19 AM

I wonder how people don't notice certain things.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/16/na...t.ap/index.html

adrian on Monday, January 17, 2005 at 8:11 AM

Wow, that is pretty messed up

Bigworm on Monday, January 17, 2005 at 8:19 AM

http://www.hoosiergazette.com/Featu.../feature001.htm

I think it is a funny article.

Phil on Monday, January 17, 2005 at 10:27 AM

read this first: http://www.snopes.com/photos/commer...s/bigburger.asp
this second: http://xo.typepad.com/blog/2005/01/...s_of_the_c.html

adrian on Monday, January 17, 2005 at 10:31 AM

I don't think the Burkets could eat one of those!

Bigworm on Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:01 AM

Brock did you do some secret testing for the army?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/17/ar...reut/index.html

Bigworm on Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:01 AM

Joe would try to catch that burger in his mouth though!

Plow King on Monday, January 17, 2005 at 12:34 PM

The most fucked up thing is that one meal was 11% of her own body weight.

Ginny's needs to raise the bar.

Phil on Monday, January 17, 2005 at 2:26 PM

i'm surprised no one has made a "i'd let her handle my 6lbs of meat" joke followed up by Brock making a gay joke about Adrian wanting Marc's 6lbs of meat.

joe on Monday, January 17, 2005 at 2:57 PM

i'm feeling a road trip to pennsylvania

Brock on Monday, January 17, 2005 at 3:00 PM

Sorry about denying your desire for gay jokes Phil.

Phil on Monday, January 17, 2005 at 3:58 PM

article in the new yorker about the people behind collegehumor.com: http://newyorker.com/fact/content/?050124fa_fact2

they are also the people that put out the big shocker foam hand, and the article includes this gem: "we figured that other people would copy them, so we took a patent out on it, so we have a U.S. government document that has a picture of the shocker on it. It’s kind of funny.”

Phil on Monday, January 17, 2005 at 4:58 PM

http://shanebattier.com/featured2.html

what's important is what shane told his wife in his vows if she oversteps her boundaries. i'm not saying that it NEEDS to be worked into a best man's speech or anything, but...

Marc on Monday, January 17, 2005 at 6:14 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/4wgzj

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) George W. Bush doing was he does best... straight talk.

(2) A skier get caught on the ski lift and dangles there for a while until forced to jump down.

Marc on Monday, January 17, 2005 at 6:28 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/4wgzj

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) George W. Bush doing was he does best... straight talk.

(2) A skier gets caught on the ski lift and dangles there for a while until forced to jump down.

(3) A montage of Terrell Owens' victory dances.

(4) An interesting shot at a basketball game

(5) The miraculous touchdown by the Eagles that HAS TO BE SEEN. (This shit is right out of The Replacements)

(6) Forehead for Rent: Tried of advertising the old-fashioned way? This guy will let you put your message on his forehead for 30 days for a fee.

(7) Footage of a plane crash. Notice the car the plane almost hits. Imagine explaining that to your insurance company. "Hello State Farm, Yeah Hi, I just got into a car accident... with a plane."

(8) Months before accepting his appointment as the new Head of the CIA, Porter Goss is videotaped telling of his poor qualifications for ANY job at the CIA.

(9) MUST SEE. Here is a small cartoon from a children's show I accidentally found when fast-forwarding at work. I had to rewind when I thought I saw something. "Wait, did I just see? (rewind) Yup... that's a pig ...fucking a penguin." I hope this was not intended by the show's producers but this is fucked up. Don't tell Burkett, he thinks penguins are too cute to fuck. MUST SEE.

(10) MUST SEE Vern Troyer, AKA: MiniMe, is in the house on the show The Surreal Life. He gets crazy drunk in which he falls over several times and then proceeds to rides his scooter naked and pees in the corner. MUST SEE.

Enjoy.

Marc on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:03 AM

all who didn't hang out after trivia (meaning everyone but phil and me) missed out on some interesting characters and occurences. all our usual servers were off work and more drunk than us. O'shea's had their christmas party at the Red Room (AKA: Club Flanagan's: The Traditional Irish Dance Club) and they all got tanked. Mady was drunk. But the award goes to the bouncer from O'sheas i had to help prop up because he couldn't stand up.

we also saw a boyfriend with little man syndrome try to pick a fight only to be pushed to the side with ever-so-slight ease. the drunk thug-girl bartender at Wicks(who jay says he's seen a PT's) told us of someone spitting in her face and how she got them banned from most of the bars on Baxter avenue. oh yeah....and becca may or may not have two kids. we're trying to figure out if he meant OUR becca.... or the other becca at o'sheas.

Phil on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 12:03 PM

you forgot about the dude that got his faced all fucked up that brought us into O'Shea's initially. And as for the PT's girl, she clearly said she used to work at PT's. And for the record, don't fuck with her.

But the bouncer guy from O'Shea's, holy crap...

Marc on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 12:25 PM

last night was funny than my almost DUI on thursday. No, I didn't get a DUI fuckers, that's why I said almost. Breathalyzers aren't as fun when forced to blow into one.

Speaking of which I wonder what that blow woulda have blown for his BAC. He's a big guy, he needed help standing up, was oblivious to the little-man boyfriend of evil waitress (chandra) who wanted to fight him. he kissed me on the side of my face. and he was really wanting to do karoake with Mady at wicks. no idea how much alcohol that took or what the BAC would be.

Phil on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 12:57 PM

i'm saying that guy was pushing 20+ drinks over three hours.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 1:06 PM

Did I read that correctly? You got pulled over for drunk driving and had to take the breathylizer? Another first for Nattysci? Did they put you through any other field tests? How much did you drink and what did oyu blow? Marc, if that's true, then I find it really funny. And it would have been even funnier if I could have been there to see it.

Brock on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 1:11 PM

Burket, the real question is whether you would've bailed his ass out if he did get picked up.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 1:15 PM

Odds are I would have been a drunk passenger that got out of the car and tried to pick a fight with the cop...wait a minute that sounds really familiar.

Jay on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 1:41 PM

He did a couple of other tests, but unfortunately the cop didn't tell him what he blew. He just told him he was well below the legal limit.

adrian on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 2:39 PM

Jay, to play simple man, the chords go two c's, two g's and how many a minors?

Jay on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 3:37 PM

four

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 3:54 PM

My favorite email of all time.

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University
of
Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so
"profound"
that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which
is, of
course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant.


One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at
which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a
soul
gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As
for
how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions
that
exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are
not
a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more
than
one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one
religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
change
of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell
has
to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:


1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and
take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2
must
be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that---since Hell has frozen over,
it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 4:12 PM

At what point was this a good idea?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/18/ba...h.ap/index.html

Phil on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 5:05 PM

i think anything that follows "Watch to see what I can still do" usually results in some type of damage.

Phil on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 5:08 PM

what's really strange about that e-mail wes posted is that the original one ended like this:

"If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Celine LeBlanc during my Freshman year - that "it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you" - and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic."

I guess someone thought the story was better with the guy getting laid.

Phil on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 5:42 PM

i just spent far too much time on this site: http://joshreads.com/

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 6:24 PM

yeah that is the one I remember too....though i just got this one today. Send me a copy of the original if you have it

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 6:27 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/01/18/s...l.ap/index.html
Check out the quote "I knew something was wrong, she had all of her teeth"

Dave on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 9:04 PM

You know, now that I think about it, I think I heard, "Watch to see what I can still do" right before Brock spilled all that burning hot acid on Jay's hand in chem lab.

Phil on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 9:11 PM

finally, a t-shirt just for jay:http://icantimmormon.com/products/v...p;name2=T-Shirt

Phil on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 9:11 PM

well what the fuck happened on that url. i'll fix that here in a bit....

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 19, 2005 at 6:19 PM

What can I say, these chicks like it rough.

http://www.masslive.com/chicopeehol...24736321600.xml

Plow King on Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 1:55 PM

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/0..._fights_cancer/

The news we have all been waiting for: Beer helps fight cancer. It also reduces (DNA) damage to the liver, lungs and kidneys by up to 85 per cent.

And the detail we didn't want to hear: This study only applies to the non-alcoholic variety.

Plow King on Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 1:56 PM

... and mice.

Plow King on Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 4:43 PM

http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content...short/352/3/245

And in more drunken news, a drink a day keeps the dementia away.

Phil on Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 10:27 PM

speaking of drunken news, my cousin just lawyered her way to the biggest settlement given out by a Jefferson County jury in a long time. Not too shabby for a first time case.

In even more related news: ernesto's has $.99 drafts on Thursdays. Hooray!

Jay on Friday, January 21, 2005 at 2:40 PM

If anyone wants to get together to play guitar tonight before we go out, give me a call.

adrian on Friday, January 21, 2005 at 2:47 PM

Jay, I am stuck without a guitar right now. I plan on stopping by Mom's after work for a little bit and maybe buy another one!

Bigworm on Friday, January 21, 2005 at 2:54 PM

Adrian - Why don't you have a guitar for? What happened to the new one that was suppose to replace the scratched one?

adrian on Friday, January 21, 2005 at 4:12 PM

The new guitar was all smashed in

Phil on Friday, January 21, 2005 at 4:51 PM

bunny suicides: http://users.pandora.be/ptuui/

Jay on Friday, January 21, 2005 at 5:44 PM

Adrian-that sucks.
Phil- That was awsome. Let's hope mindy doesn't read the site anymore. She will declare a fatwa on you.

Phil on Saturday, January 22, 2005 at 3:49 AM

wooh!

Phil on Sunday, January 23, 2005 at 5:23 AM

what's a dude got to do to run into some other dude's lady, and then have her dry hump him?

i don't ask for much.

Phil on Monday, January 24, 2005 at 12:53 PM

here's an article on the ACC for Adrian: http://www.washingtontimes.com/spor...15321-2023r.htm

Bigworm on Monday, January 24, 2005 at 1:30 PM

WTF?

At what point do you look at this and say....FAGS!!!!!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...no_name_calling

Jay on Monday, January 24, 2005 at 3:24 PM

That is the craziest article I have ever read. I don't know whose side I'm on in that debate. All those cock-suckers can go straight to hell. That's all I'm saying.

Phil on Monday, January 24, 2005 at 3:40 PM

a little something for marc from the sports guy: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...TC-DT9705204233

the article is a little more than two years old, but it does mention one of his favorite shows.

Bigworm on Monday, January 24, 2005 at 4:54 PM

I always thought it was the Bloods and the Crips that you had to watch out for. Apparently, the Democrats and Republicans are the real badazz groups.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/ALLPOLITICS...d.ap/index.html

Phil on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 11:21 AM

marc's going to be out of a job soon: http://video.google.com/

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 11:46 AM

Wow talking about extreme

http://www.wral.com/news/4126577/detail.html

Phil on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 12:19 PM

for lynnie: http://www.abercrombieclaims.com/

I think you are eligable for a claim from Abercrombie because they don't like Koreans.

Phil on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 12:33 PM

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/ba...weatherman.html

Plow King on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 2:37 PM

That's too painful to watch.

But the good news it only gets better from here on out: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6847012/?GT1=6065.

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