i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
Well, that last post was so boring that even I, the most easily amused person ever, couldn't handle it. So here's a new post for the sole reason of having a new post. And here's some fun sports links for you:
So there you go. Talk amongst yourselves.
Posted by Phil on September 2nd, around lunchtime | 134 comments
wow, over a day before anyone cared to post anything here. and suprisingly, it was me. anyways, the sports guy's reasons that 1984 is the best year ever, including this take on the "Sunglasses at Night" music video:"Watching this 20 years later . . . I mean, you can't even believe it's happening. You just can't. And then you remember that he was Canadian, and it makes everything a little easier to digest. Just a little."
Frickin O'Shea's, now what am I going to do with my Thursdays.
damn it church, don't you listen to me. O'shea's is going to have trivia again in a couple of weeks. They suspended it so they could spend some time getting more organized. Oh, and I forgot the link to the article because I'm an idiot: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/040903
But I am still out for a few weeks, which robs me of a convenient reason to end my classes early
I recommend starting a rec basketball team. Since soccer is more of Church's thing, I suggest you all put together a foosball league or tournament each Thursday.
Decent idea Brock, how are things up at the University with the work release basketball team
Yep, I believe Church just made a joke.
We need a judges ruling.......Yes, they classify it as a joke!Anything happening this weekend fellas.
anything going on tonight?
we're going out of course. to where? probably the same ole thing. adrian wants to start out earlier tonight. but we should definitely do something.
Of course we don't have to do the same old thing...we could always find some other shit hole bar to hang out at. I don't know about Marc, but I think Joe, wes, and myself had a good time at the Granville last weekend.And what's this start early stuff?
granville was fun. and that chicks boobs were huge and fake but awesome. and she was wicked drunk.
VIDEOS OF THE DAY - Paris Hilton, Hooters & Ketchup. Oh My!http://tinyurl.com/4qzkwNOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks(1) Hooters Girls help out a fundraiser for a local high school's baseball team. Some find this controversial.(2) Paris Hilton loses her cool when continually asked about the sex tape.(3) The RNC officials decided not to have Heinz ketchup at the concession stands at the RNC because of the connection to John Kerry. Instead they have "W" ketchup.(4) Max Weinberg speaks at the RNC. (no, not really)Enjoy.
Damn Cingular. What good is a cell phone with no network. Bastards. Who is going out tonight? I wanna drink some beer. Phil, if you don't have any plans for Sunday, I came across something you might be interested in...gimme a call (hopefully by the time you read this, Cingular will have their shit together.)
I think cingular is still down, but i want to do something too.
Hey I've got a computer question for you guys..I've got microsoft office for students and teachers on my computer now, but I also own office for professionals. The only things I dont have w/ students and teachers is Access and Front Page... can I install these 2 programs separately instead of uninstalling my current version of office? And there's no difference between word for students and teachers, and word for professionals, right?
UK's receivers cannot catch, their runningbacks cannot run, and the quarterback cannot throw. Sounds like it is going to be a long year.PAY THE FUCKING BUCKS FOR SPURRIER!
Yeah, UK needs Spurrier and a few other coaches who can recruit. In his pregame interview, Brooks was content to loosely bash all his players. Damn. The traffic was madness. I was at the soccer game and the expressway and every road leading into PJ stadium was a standstill
is brooks that big of a dumbass to bash bush saying he isnt good enough to start? what the fuck was he thinking?
Someone said Uk doesn't want to renew the contract for the series. What gives?
hey jen, you should be able to do that no problem.
thanks phil... I just installed access and front page and both seem to be ok
the burkets just got owned: http://www.fox23news.com/news/state...30-765A15D62867
Thats a lot of fucking wings
For some reason, UK didn't want to play that game as the first game of the season. I think Jurich made the comment they only want to play it first, doesn't make sense not to play it then. Therefore, who knows what will be going on.
ok joe, no where in this article does it mention Charlie Sheen having a pitching double: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=sheen/Merron
i still say he did have a double....cornhole tourney 7 oclock at joes older then dirt tomorrow...anybody interested?
If I can get home in time I may come and check out the cornhole tourney, I doubt I will enter though.
Hey Phil, howzitgoin?Were you invited to Fred's reception?When is O'shea's reinstating trivia on Thursday?And God forbid I ask, but what's a cornhole tournament?
I'll take it upon myself to answer dween on behalf of phil.(1) It's goes okay.(2) Don't Know. (3) Withing the next couple weeks after they try and promote it more.(4) Cornhole is a game involving the tossing of small beanbags at a target (a slanted board with a hole in it.) More points for through the hole than just landing on the board. "First rule of Cornhole, Don't talk about Cornhole. Second Rule, don't talk about cornhole. Third rule, if its your first night you have to cornhole" (And hopefully not be cornholed...unless you're into that...not that there's anything wrong with that... fags.
ODB and I went and saw Anchorman at the villiage last night. I called everyone to see if they wanted to go, but no one answered except for Marc. Anyway, if you see a missed call from me that's what its about. Unless I may have given you herpes. It could be about that, too.
Sorry Xota went to the cornhole tournament. Joe's "Older than Dirt" is larger than it appears to be from the road.
That's cool, man. This is possibly one of the most bad-ass dogs I've ever heard of. I blame rap music.http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/09/sh...g.ap/index.html
If any of you are fixin' to get your booze on tonight, a group (the former Legion of Drunken Monkey) is going to be at Spring Street tonight for $2.50 Maker's Mark night, copious amount of wings, and to catch the NFL season opener.
here's a story for wes: http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/09/sh...g.ap/index.html
Way to go Phil, Jay just posted that 2 posts before you.
so he did. i'll be damned.troy st is up by three on Mizzu at the half. One of their scores was a 60 yard run by one of their 290lb tackles who outran the entire Mizzouri defense and then dragged a CB into the end zone. Play of the year so far.
OHhhh PUPPIES!!!!OHH!I wonder how to go about making the adoption of a puppy look like community service....you know for the ol' resume... yeah I would be doing it for my career. hmmm... I wonder how much it costs to ship a puppy up here from Florida.....I think I might be on to something here... What about the time I used the granny-mobile for two years, therefore keeping my 79 year old blind grandmother off of the roadways.. or sidewalks...that sounds like a MAJOR community service... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......Annnnnd back to chemistry...#$*%^@%#$$#&%*@@!
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perverted little percent signs...kind of..
i think mindy might be drunk. Mizzou is now down by 10...
troy still up by 10 with under 5 minutes to go...
and the goal posts come down in troy. the moral of the story, as usual, the sun belt > big 12.
YAY! for the new "Apprentice!"
Sorry about the disappearence... decided to battle some hurricane-sized waves on the Outer Banks.I wanted to mention to everyone that the Trinity-X game is coming up on Sept. 24th. As this is a high school football game, it would probably be lame to attend in the traditional sense. However, since my little brother is not playing as a junior, and actually seeing minutes on the kick-return team and 2nd string offensive line, all the "won't let go of high school" stigma can be ignored.Does anyone want to go? Tailgate? I know Adrian and Jay wouldn't mind hitting on high school girls. Besides, its fun to watch Trinity kick the shit out of X every year!
No, bulls*** Brock! Adrian hits on the high school girls, I hit on their grandmothers. It's all about dry old roast beef. Ah yeah!
Thanks for the visual Xota, I will never eat roast beef again.
I was just thinking about all the shit that UK football fans talk about UofL. First, "But you are in C-USA..." I fail to see the point of this ridiculous argument. Ok, so the Cards aren't in the SEC, too bad. UK will go winless in their SEC schedule-that's right the Cats WILL lose to Vandy. What if the Cards and Cats could magically switch conferences? Not much would change for UK. They would improve to possibly 2 conference wins-over Army and ECU. They could not beat TCU, Memphis, USF, USM, or even UC or Tulane. On the flip side, UofL could beat most SEC squads this year-UK, Vandy, Ole Miss, Alabama, South Carolina, Miss St, Auburn and Tennessee. That leaves Georgia, Florida, and LSU being the only teams that would probably beat the Cards. Anyway, that pretty much concludes my tirade. If UK plays like they did on Sunday, they will lose to IU as well. That will be fun to watch!Speaking of fun games to watch...I was thinking of going to BW3s to see the FSU-Miami game. If anyone else wants to go gimme a call.GO CARDS!!!
I was just thinking about the shit U of L fans talk about the SEC after beating the Wildcats. Not exactly a quality win to talk shit about. Ummm...You can go ahead an mark off Auburn and Tenn from your list Stew.And I am outty
Yeah, bu at least UK plays IU again this year in the annual only game either program has a chance at winning game. Also, to reiterate UC sucks
Blow it out your ass, Church. While you all bitch about playing rivals such as UofL, UK, and IU. UC is playing rivals like Ohio State and Miami. Yes, we lose, but at least we make an attempt at quality opponents instead of relying on our conference. Last game of the season... maybe Guidugli will pull his head out of his ass by then.All this shit talk is with one stipulation: If UofL gets smart and plays Brohm, and beats Miami, and is undefeated by the end of the season, I'll cheer for Louisville over UC. I'm always a fan of fucking up the BCS
Is this the same Miami team that was decimated by Michigan last week and the OSU team that always finds a way to eke out a win against any opponnent? Face it Brock, UC sucks. Maybe they should empty out the Cincy jails to supplement the football team's roster. Hell it works for the basketball team
Hey Brock, how about a bet on the UC-UL fall confrontations. The Cards plays the Bearcats in football, men's soccer, women's soccer, and volleyball. I am pretty confident that U of L will win the greater amount of the four meetings
wooooo hoooooo I am sooooo druuunk!!!!!!!!!!
soo...yeah. i'm not dead if anyone was concerned or wishing it was true.for the record red roster = bad times. real bad times.
It's good to hear that you are alive Philco
ok brock, what movie 80s movie featured "I'm holding out for a hero" in a sports montage? I know that Footloose had the tractor scene, but I'm almost certain either a fighting movie or a sports movie also had a sports montage featuring the song.
I think you have watched Shrek 2, and got it melted into your brain.
i have never seen shrek or shrek 2. i'm thinking it might be a something like "Ironfist" or some other cheesey kickboxing movie...
Is it Bloodsport or Karate Kid. Ironfist, remember that one time at Hideaway when it became known that Brock was an action star. Brock Hardfist in For the love of Goats
Hey Phil, how do you fix it so that you can right-click in Firefox and get the option "Open this page in IE"?
Or Brock Hardfist's second movie- "Gettin' slammed by some dudes- In a martial arts way, not a gay porn way!"
Or Brock Hardfist in Thugenomics: the Brock Hardfist story
James, you need to download the "Open in IE" extension. You can get it from here: http://update.mozilla.org/extension...=35&vid=156
Thanks Phil.Now, where did you get the BitTorrent program?If you haven't guessed, Todd blew away the Gateway in the instructor room, we're trying to rebuild it.
Alright, so I missed all the cheap shots, but besides that, its been pretty mundane in here. I think Burket should start posting the crap he used to get in email, that'll liven things up a bit.Speaking of Burkets, Joe, are you still working fast food? Are you interested in the lawn service profession? I want to expand the business and could use a good foreman.
Looks like Mr. Church was wrong with fighting cock gobblers, I mean the hoosiers. They are actually 2-0 right now, after upsetting the Ducks. Yeah, I know they should have won by more since they recovered 7 turnovers, but let's give them some credit, atleast they didn't spike themselves! For the record, I am still betting on UK over IU.
I am still betting IU will knock down the cats, I wonder if the Shane Boyd anemia offense will score any points. Did anyone read about the Western Illinois game. They beat Cheyney 98-7. Damn
Ok... So Phil had asked me to reserve tickets for the Bellarmine vs IU game. However, I believe that his(insanely drunken)estimate of needing 40 tickets is somewhat absurd. Or just very uhhh... optimistic.Soo... a more realistic number would be much appreciated.
So anyone up for wings tomorrow night?
the hoosier gazette made snopes.com: http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/kinsey.asp
I plan on meeting you guys up at hooters tomorrow.
Bellarmine is playing IU, wow there is an ass kiciking waiting to happen
A forward from a co-workerThe University of Kentucky football practice was delayed nearly two hours yesterday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Rich Brooks immediately suspended practice while Lexington police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
Very funny Church, you fucking ass hole.
Nice burn. I love the UK-UofL rivalry!
You gotta respect a wicked burn, Adrian. Second rule of Natty Sci
If you all have not checked out this week's onion, it is hilarious. Particularly the Dick Cheyney returns to Crystal Lake story
Oh, I respect the burn, but Church still smokes monkey pole.
Is everyone still going to Hooters tonight?
Adrian, you're a bitch and have a doctorate in smoking monkey pole
Scott and I plan on going, but I haven't talked to anyone else yet.
I'll be there, although I might not eat. Cause i'm a b*tch. And for the record, you both smoke monkey pole.
Big JiZAy Mother Fucking SmizNith. Dude, that Hostess at O'Chucky's last night totally wanted the cock.
Let's hope so.
Big Jay, I read on Gamespot that Square is developing a spin off of Final Fantasy VII and they are having Vincent as the Main Character.
Dude that sounds aweso...wait...I mean... what are you talking about. What is "square"?
Speaking of square... did anyone else get the info from Ian Patrick about the Alumni Dance? Does Natty Sci want to crash the party and drink all the booze? Does anyone else want to chop-block Ian for booting us out of intramurals? Good times!
Also, Brock you could beat the shit of all the SGA folk I am sure populate such events. Doesn't Bellarmine realize they have sucked us dry financially and should at least wait a few years before soliciting more funds
Oh come on Church, you know you want to harass those people in person. When the only job you can get after graduating Bellarmine is to go back and work for Bellarmine, its almost sad. No Jay, I'm not talking about teaching, I'm talking about office work.Besides... who doesn't want to get all liquored up, and come stumbling in on all the stuck-ups.
Who are you talking about that does office work?
I have no idea! Do you think I remember people's names?
Although, we know what a quality education at Bellarmine gets you....a fat student loan bill.
Hell, they wouldn't even hire me to be an admissions counselor. Bastards. How can they think we have money to give them? Also, who is going to join the Bellarmine alumni? Stay in touch with your fellow alumni, wow that's great. I am sure if I went ot a meeting it would just be people I hated at Bellarmine
Its kind of ironic though... "stay in touch with fellow alumni".... isn't that Natty Sci? The sad part is, that probably more Bellarmine alumni are associated with Natty Sci than the "Bellarmine Alumni Association."
what are the odds we can get a forever young natty sci intramural team? i think the softball coach is in charge of it. I guess i'll email her and say jay is faculty and we have a couple students and alumni tht want to play and see if it is ok. Does that sound like a plan and who all will play?
In case there was ever a doubt.http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Mus...reut/index.html
hmmm.....So I just got this email, and the email address ends in "tokglobal.com"... Does anybody know what company that is?
I'm all about Forever Sci IM. And, It might be fun to crash the alumni dance. We're Natty Sci, bitch!
FAGS!
You FAGS are talking about crashing a BU alumni dance! This is pretty fucking sad.
What do you expect, it is nattysci.
What would be sad about crashing the BU thing? A lot more original than Wicks and Flanagans for the 1 trillionth time.
If you are invited or are an alumnus you aren't exactly "crashing" it! Now what would have been crashing a party would have been you showing up to Heather and Chris's wedding and giving the toast......that is a party crashing. No, it wouldn't be better than Wicks or Flanagans because if you recall the senior dance we went to...we doubled the population there, enough said.
I also think Michelle vomited on everyone there.
Giving the toast? Isn't that one of those situations where you show up to the reception and stick your dick in the wedding cake?
I suppose everyone has their own way of crashing a party, even Brock's unorthodox style would count I do believe.Eating a free lunch today because some sucker lost a bet to me on the UK-IU game this past weekend. Goodtimes.
What has the world come to.http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS...mark/index.html
Would it be wrong to start a website and take bets similar to "40 days and 40 nights" on how long this one lasts.http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Mus...reut/index.html
Where the hell did UK come from in the IU game, I guess I was wrong about the ineptitude of UK, but I am still right in stating the university of Cincinatti ( a certified PhD in thugenomics granting institution) sucks. Also, is O'Sheas going to have trivia any time soon?
phil, can you put that non-virus thing on here so i can download it on my computer? i thought i downloaded it the last time, but i'm not sure of the steps after that on what to do. thanks!
Britney Spears danced to journey at her wedding. And, no, Wes, it would not be wrong to take bets.
A PhD in thugenomics would at least know how to spell "Cincinnati"
It has to be spelled phonetically for the depraved subhumans who go there.
It is spelled phoentically dumbass. CIN-CIN-NATIFor all of you teachers at UofL that don't know vocabulary:Phonetic - employing for speech sounds more than the minimum number of symbols necessary to represent the significant differences in a speaker's speechI would respond to your attacks on UC football, but I like UofL football, just not some of the dumbass fans. So I'll stick to insulting your intelligence.Besides, NCAA football is crap until a playoff system is installed. In the meantime, I'll focus on the NFL.
the Marc and Phil show was second going into the final question, and barely missed coming in first place. No O'shea's trivia for a while. They are "talking" about bringing it back...
Okay Brock, since I had a typo on Cincinnati, I will henceforth only refer to it as shit town, crap town, or the abode of goat fucker. How can you work for an institution that enrolls so many criminals to play basketball. Oh well, the Cards and the shit town bearcats play in four sports this fall and I guarantee the Cards will get the better of you all.
I see smooth sailing for USC this year in football. The only ranked team they play this year is California. USC is good but for God Sake, play some fucking quality teams. UK represented this week beating the shit out of the Big Ten powerhouse IU (not really). Bring on FLorida Bitch!
I can't believe you can actually sit there and call UC players thugs and criminals when you have players like 'Cisco Garcia, the biggest ghetto punk on the east coast. The moron can't even speak english... not even the geniuses at Steak N' Shake can understand him. The hack-jobs UofL is recruiting in basketball make Matt Geiger look like John Stockton. Henceforth, all of your references to UC as "thug" or "punk" are void because they are just the pot calling the kettle black. Now that I'm done with the cliches...Of course USC isn't playing any teams... they knew they were going to get the #1 spot this season, so all they have to do is go undefeated against mediocre teams, and they cruise to the national championship. I don't even know why teams bother travelling to play teams anymore... its pointless. All of NCAA football might as well play "rivarly mode" on the PS2, because that would at least be interesting. What incentive does USC have to play West Virginia? Zip. Everything to lose, and maybe a payoff by WVU boosters to get a shot.Adrian has a point... the only fun thing really left in the season is watching UK scare the shit out of Florida, Tennessee, and Georgia.
Oh wait, not having English as a first language, wow that certainly merits the term thug. For God's sake, the UC GPA is in the negatives and they take classes on discovering their opposable thumbs. Face it Brock, the UC team is nothing but cavemenUK may give a run to any team they play if they play as they did Saturday. Georgia has not looked too terribly good and Mississippi State lost to Maine. I think Florida and UT are their main tests in their division and they have little chance against AuburnThe true question is who is the number 1 team in the country since none of the top teams have looked terribly impressive
UK also gets The Cocks and The Tide in Commonwealth stadium. Alabama's QB is out for the year with a torn ACL so the stage is set for UK to make a run this year and finish better than 4 wins.
They have Vandy, Ohio, Mississippi State, Bama, and South Carolina. They should get five maybe six wins
Three wins at the most on the season for UK.
I agree with Matt about Georgia. They haven't looked good so far, but I think they have the best "Team" in the SEC.
Georgia is the best team in the SEC, there is little doubt about that, but in terms of onfield performance they leave little impression. Right now, I think Auburn is the best in the conference
Yes Auburn is looking good, no Louisville could not beat them Stewie.
Auburn's Defense looks good and so does their running game. I am not so sure about Campbell though. I think sports analysts are giving him to much credit. But, it is still early in the season. Hopefully Auburn will live up to the hype that they had last season.
Carnell Williams is a bad ass running back but has anyone noticed Oklahoma's Adrian Peterson. That fucker is un believable. Granted Oklahoma hasn't played anyone yet, he is one bad ass freshman running back. Also, Notre Dame's Freshman running back is bad ass. And since I am ackknowledging Freshmans right now, Tennessee's Freshman Quarterback Shaeffer is pretty damn good.
Of course UT's QB who they might use more of now is the nephew of basketball player Danny Ainge. One thing that I am VERY IMPRESSED about Campbell is his pin point accuracy. Yes Adrian Peterson is a bad ass, I remember last year in the high school game and he showed that already, however, OU has a pretty impressive o-line which really helps the RB gain the credit.
....And the freshman back for ND can thank his h-back blocker #88 whatever his name is. That kid is a freaking stud, who was laying out the wolverine defense left and right.
One more reason I'm glad to live in Kentucky.http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/20/sc...c.ap/index.html
We should go and deflate their scooters
I didn't know they had discovered the wheel in Paintsville
You didn't know that the VESPA 500 was big in Paintsville
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