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Bigworm on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 2:09 PM

Does trip work there as well. Perhaps you guys can do a reunion tour?

Bigworm on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 2:10 PM

So is anything going on tonight?

Bigworm on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 2:13 PM

you can't have a thug team without a thug coach.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaab/news;...p&type=lgns

Phil on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 2:43 PM

It makes total sense for jay to work in a Deli. He may have a masters in chemistry, but he's got a PhD in pounding meat.

Marc on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 2:45 PM

is it like punching orange chicken phil?

Marc on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 2:50 PM

just so i don't get a bunch of "what the hell?" responses to the "punching orange chicken" comment. know this: phil has said this numerous times and tries to explain it. it does not make any sense to anyone who has heard him explain it.



Why would a Wookiee -- an eight foot tall Wookiee -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

Jay on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 4:50 PM

No, Trip does not work there. However, we did break up over creative differences. And Ghetto Whore. Phil, wicked burn. That was pretty funny, although I just get it fluffed up. The bitches finish me off. No, I can't back that up. Marc-punching orange chicken doesn't make any sense, but it makes more sense than Stewie after a bud light.

stew on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 6:00 PM

Don't think i didn't read that Jay! ;)
Which Meijers are you pounding meat at?

stew on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 6:01 PM

Oh btw, tonight might be good for sip and putt at Frankfort ave. beer depot...

Philco123456 on Saturday, June 12, 2004 at 1:37 AM

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Green Baron on Saturday, June 12, 2004 at 7:14 AM

So I just walked out the door last night on my way to see Kill Bill II, what was supposed to be the greatest spectacle in movie making this decade; when I caught, out the corner of my eye, the greatest spectacle one can witness in their life....
For out of the corner of my eye, on that warm muggy night, I saw a man.....so drunk.....he falls out of his own truck and runs over himself.
I've got to be joking right?
Wrong.....
As I looked over, I see a lump tumble out of the truck and hit the ground in the middle of my small street.....what I thought was someone checking something under their truck. Then I notice the truck begin to roll backward and onto such man and stop, thereby pinning him under his truck which is still running with the door open, mind you. So, as a superhero must....I offer my assistance.
I casually walk up and ask, "Are you OK?"
He states, "Can you help me out," in only such a way that a drunk man can....
I say, "sure, what do you need me to do?" Because lord knows I have no intention of lifting this truck off this drunken fool....after what happened last time.
He says, "Just take it out of drive"
Now, normally, just the ignorance of such a statement would have befuttled me, due to that being no good since the vehicle rolled back onto him and was sitting on top of his leg and hand. However, I was further taken aback when I looked in the truck and noticed it was a stick shift. Therefore, our drunken fool was too inebriated to even remember the truck that he drives is not an automatic and therefore has no "drive".
So I climb in and put it in gear and perform my civic duty of unpinning the village idiot from the underlings of his own motorized coach.
Upon standing up, the drunken fool teeters and nearly falls over, either due to the broken ankle or his state of intoxication, I know not which...and proceeds to bow to me with hands clasped as though he's that Mexican Lucy Liu in Kill Bill Vol. I
Then he proceeds to climb back in his little burro with wheels and proceed towards his destination.
So I wonder which is worse? Snapping out of your state of inebriation to find you ankle and wrist broken and in pain, or realizing it occured because you're such a stupid ass you ran over.....yourself!
True story....

Phil on Saturday, June 12, 2004 at 10:38 AM

Ever since I woke up at 11am my neighbor has been blasting some rap or techno shit. Two and a half hours and all I hear is a low, substained dum dum-dum dummmm dum dum dum dum-dum-dum-dum. That is not conductive to getting rid of a headache.

Phil on Saturday, June 12, 2004 at 10:45 AM

http://www.wcpo.com/news/2004/local...ns/huggins1.gif
http://www.wcpo.com/news/2004/local...ns/huggins2.gif
http://www.wcpo.com/news/2004/local...ns/huggins3.gif
http://www.wcpo.com/news/2004/local...ns/huggins4.gif

Phil on Saturday, June 12, 2004 at 11:20 AM

I'm going to burn work down if I can't get freakin' exchange server to work properly. ARGHHHHH.

Bigworm on Saturday, June 12, 2004 at 11:42 AM

Ballz - I was on the floor laughing after reading that post. Freaking hilarious. Kudos to you for helping out the village idiot.

KellyHarrison on Saturday, June 12, 2004 at 12:28 PM

jay, did you get asked to be a bouncer last night?

mindy, my head hurt really bad from those drinks, but still good. maybe we can try chocolate milk next time? see what that taste like.

Jay on Saturday, June 12, 2004 at 9:14 PM

Yes, Kellie. Yes I did.

Phil on Sunday, June 13, 2004 at 3:40 PM

So today at the Backyard Burger, there was a mother / daughter team of fatties. Not giagantic, but probably pushing 260lbs. So they are right in front of me, and order two of their double burgers. That's two 1/3lb patties for those scoring at home. They get them fully dressed, with extra mayo and then order them "low-carb." And for extra effect, they get a diet coke to go along with their 60g of fat, 700 calorie hamburgers.

Also of note, a guy in line asked the girl taking the orders which burger she thinks is the best. She responded, "uh, the backyard burger."

Phil on Sunday, June 13, 2004 at 4:41 PM

Some guy pinned a 4 year old against a wall so he could get a foul ball at the Cardinals game. So both teams give the little kid balls and bats, and a cardinals relief pitcher make sa t-shirt for the older guy that said "Tough Guy" and "Ball Stealer"

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap...ameId=240613113

Phil on Sunday, June 13, 2004 at 6:04 PM

Well crap, my boy Nate Daniels just left Louisville. But on the other hand, Padgett and Andre McGee are coming to Louisville.

Phil on Sunday, June 13, 2004 at 6:57 PM

I forgot that they signed Amir Johnson too.

Phil on Sunday, June 13, 2004 at 7:21 PM

Here's a much better article than the ESPN.com one on the little kid: http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/n...b&fext=.jsp

Phil on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 4:51 AM

well, better order some pizza tonight boys: http://www.courier-journal.com/loca...r0614-7318.html

Phil on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 5:01 AM

And since I've just gone ape shit crazy posting, here's a movie of the guy pinning down the little kid to get the baseball: http://www.wfaa.com/cgi-bin/bi/vide...0rangfan_am.wmv

adrian on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 7:17 AM

Hey marc, I don't have my phone on me again today so if you want lunch just post on here. And I'm outty fags

Marc on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 7:47 AM

sure adrian, lunch at 1:00 like always.

Since Adrian doesn't have his phone, if anyone else wants to joins us, you can call me to know "where" to meet up at. But the "when" will be 1:00pm. we always go to lunch at 1:00 so Jay and Wes can't say they didn't know.....again.

Bigworm on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 8:13 AM

Damnit Adrian, remember your damn phone. Marc be expecting a call around 1 from me then.

On a side note....according to the CJ @tmosphere was citing for not selling enough food to keep their liquor license, so this may remove some of the french blue shirts from bardstown rd.

Jay on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 8:35 AM

You can also expect a call from me, dick choad.

KellyHarrison on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 9:33 AM

which way at the stop sign do i turn to go to mindy's apartment? going to the pampered chef thing tonight, always forget which way to go.

Brock on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 9:44 AM

Sorry dick choads, I have been pouting about Huggins, that drunk-ass. But, what the hell... who doesn't get hammered, puke all over thier Lexus, and drive home.

We will be doing the camping trip this weekend, so I kind of need to know who wants to go or who will be trying to go.

Definitely need to celebrate Xota's new job selling smoked meat logs. But this does beg the question: Whose major is really the most worthless? For those of you keeping score...

Chemistry - lucrative career in meat pounding
History - Unemployed

Church on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 9:45 AM

Damn Brock, sorry to hear about Huggins, maybe he just wanted to get arrested so he could go to jail and hold a team meeting

Brock on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 10:13 AM

Not a team meeting, just trying to get some new recruits. He works his magic with parole boards for actual players. Like the report said, he was drinking with a recruit's family, but the truth was he wanted to get arrested so he could meet with a recruit... he was just too drunk and got it backwards.

Phil on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 10:54 AM

hopefully he washed the vomit off his car before he met the recruits parents.

I think the Daniels info might be top-secret as of now. But I hear that he has left school, perhaps to go to Georgetown to get playing time.

With that kids shot, I say he goes to europe and change his name to Vladimir Whackinov. Play for some crap ass Italian team and get drafted in the top 25 because of his "upside."

It's not like the NBA has a problem drafting slow, offensive minded Europeans.

Phil on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 10:55 AM

Mountain State University continued to reload its arsenal in defense of its 2004 NAIA national championship by signing Louisville transfer Nate Daniels Saturday.

The 6-foot-7, 220-pound Daniels gives MSU something it hasn't had in the past, a big man at the No. 2 position.

Daniels, who averaged 5.6 points and 1.1 rebounds in 30 games (169 points) for the Cardinals, was a junior college teammate of MSU point guard Adrian Jackson at Broward Community College in Florida.

Daniels, Jackson and ex-Cougar Dwight Anglade helped lead Bob Starkman's team to the Southern Conference (Florida JC) championship.

"Since I left junior college, I've always told people (Jackson) was the best guard I ever played with," Jackson said after a noon press conference at the Van Meter Center.

"I saw where Mountain State won the (national) championship, so I called him to congratulate him. He said they were losing four of their starters and right then it kind of seemed like a good idea."

MSU coach Bob Bolen certainly thinks so.

"I remember A.J. calling me and telling me Nate was seriously considering coming here," Bolen said. "I told him we needed to get a release from Louisville. After that, we talked to him. I think he's looking forward to playing with A.J. again and help us defend our championship."

At Broward, Daniels once scored 56 points in a game, scored over 50 twice and over 40 four times. He averaged 25.7 ppg as a freshman, fourth nationally, and 30.7 ppg as a sophomore, second nationally.

The Escondido, Calif., native, who attended Notre Dame Prep in Massachusetts - where he averaged 25.7 points and 11 rebounds - originally signed with Fresno State and was a redshirt there before going to Broward.

After leaving Florida, he was considering St. John's, Texas Tech, Florida International and Duquesne along with Louisville.

"They'd lost their main shooter and (Tony) Ellis was hurt," Daniels said of choosing Louisville. "It was a good idea at the time. Coach (Rick) Pitino was bringing me in to play. It was a good learning experience and we practiced hard every day. I learned a lot."

The decision to leave wasn't an easy one, Daniels said.

"After the season was over (Louisville fell to Xavier in the opening round of the NCAA tournament; Daniels had three points in 12 minutes), I kept the decision (to leave) in the back of my mind. I told A.J. I wanted to do it.

"I wanted to talk to my mom (Stephanie) about it. She just had some concerns about me graduating because I'm so close, being in my last year. She wants me to get that done. In (late) May, I decided this was best for me."

Daniels is on schedule to graduate next May, Bolen said.

Daniels brings more than just a big scorer to the MSU lineup, which lost four key seniors and most of its offense following a 38-1 season.

"Leadership," the 23-year-old Daniels said. "I'll be one of the older guys on the floor. I can score. But I like to be a leader."

"Just with his size and shooting ability he'll make a huge impact," Bolen said. "One of his personal goals is to play in the NBA and he has all the tools. But he is also going to graduate in May. Along with being a great player, he's a first-class person."

Daniels is the fourth MSU recruit, joining 6-4 UDC transfer Devin Hawes, 5-8 guard Tony Fox and 6-10 Tony Keys of Los Angeles Community College.

Brock on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 1:02 PM

Cool... Mountain State, Natty Sci Basketball could play them in an exhibition game since we would have to step down to play a NAIA team.

Phil on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 2:53 PM

more on nate o:
LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Nate Daniels, a 6-7 guard who played one season at the University of Louisville, will transfer to 2004 NAIA national champion Mountain State University in Beckley, W. Va. for his senior season.

"We've given Nate his release," said U of L Men's Basketball Coach Rick Pitino. "He wants a much bigger role in his basketball life and we agree that it's in his best interest to transfer to an NAIA school. He's a terrific young man and we wish him nothing but the best."

Daniels averaged 5.6 points and 1.6 rebounds as a junior last season after transferring from Broward Community College in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. He hit 40 of 97 three-point attempts on the season, scoring a season-best 18 points against Toledo.

http://uoflsports.collegesports.com.../061404aaa.html

Marc on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 3:10 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/2uzre

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Famous brothel "The Chicken Ranch" for sale. Comes with fringe benefits.

(2) Crazy people and their pets. Rich people buy ridiculously expensive items for their pets.

(3) Warning: Detroit has no sense of humor. Jimmy Kimmel made a joke about the city and people of Detroit were offended.

(4A-E) Best of Last Comic Standing competitors
NOTE:(All are short clips of many different comics, but broken up because actual files are big)

Enjoy.

Phil on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 7:05 PM

I come for the free pencils!

Phil on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 7:31 PM

Marcus, you out did yourself with the Best of Last Comic standing. Good times.

KellyHarrison on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 7:46 PM

philco, you look like your mom!

Marc on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 9:46 PM

and you drink like her too....a lot.

Phil on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 6:48 AM

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Phil on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 6:54 AM

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/010808.html

In honor of the sweaty ass guy who stole the ball from the little kids, the Sports Guy's Banes of the Ballpark.

Bigworm on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 6:55 AM

Okay something pretty gross happened to me last night. I decided to grab some White Castle's because those new "Chicken Littles" are pretty freaking good. I order 6 "Chicken Littles" and some fries. I remember the last time I ate these little sandwhiches of goodness, how much I enjoyed them so I decided to dig right in as I drove home. So there I am just chomping away tearing right through these little bastards listening to the New Order song "Blue Monday" (for the record Orgy's "Blue Monday" is much better and should have been listed on the remakes better than the originals list if it was overlooked). Back to the story, as I am chomping through these little guys, I finally look down at the sandwhich I am eating and guess what I noticed....then entire middle of the sandwhich is raw. I spit the remaining sandwhich out of my mouth and into the bag and tossed the other sandwhich in there too. Could it have possibly been only that one sandwhich? I will never know because that was the last one.

I think I am going to call their headquarters and bitch at them though. I understand the whole chain of command thing, however, when a man eats raw chicken because either your cooks are incompetent or you simply pull the food early to save customer time, then yes I refuse to discuss this situation with you.

Phil on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 6:55 AM

god damn, that's pretty fucking nasty.

Bigworm on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 6:57 AM

On a side note, my stomach is in knots today....go figure right.

Bigworm on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 7:05 AM

This has got to rank right up there with Chris trying to eat the pork chop on New Years Eve back in the day.

Green Baron on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 7:29 AM

I had a similar story from Palamino...you guys got one of them?
I ordered some mystery fish of some sort, and this is a classy place right. Well, I don't know if horseradish loses its hotness when cooked, but the shit nearly ripped my face off it was so hot. So hot it was I didn't notice til I got into it that the mystery fish was red, and still a frozen brick.
I complained and they offered me a new meal, and it was going to be free. The pisser was I already had a $20 off coupon, so it didn't matter.
Ever since then I've developed this.........disorder.

Marc on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 9:16 AM

yummy, raw chicken littles and frozen mystrey fish make me hungry. Adrian, Wes, Jay, anyone else up for lunch today at 1:00pm?

Marc on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 9:30 AM

two trailers for political-based documentaries moviesFahrenheit 9/11http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions...eit_911/Hunting of President Clintonhttp://thehuntingofthepresident.com...ler.htmlThere's also a anti-Michael Moore in the work, but i couldn't find a trailer for it, sorry Adrian.

Phil on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 9:36 AM

well that was fucked up. fixed now.

Bigworm on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 9:37 AM

Sure give me a call.

adrian on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 9:40 AM

Sure...White castles anyone?

Phil on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 9:54 AM

the spam I get is funnier and funnier. I just got this one titled " testdrive vietnamese whores now "

it had a link to some website, followed by this text:
moms and no dad. See also How Cells Work. A six-year-old boy is With WiFi equipment, you can access the Internet from your laptop of Manhattan. The Bronx is controlled environment. What came next? Flamethrowers, of course.good old Mr. Irrelevant and the rest of the draft extravaganza

lines without interfering with voice service. Find out how DSL uses purr. Mufflers use some cool technology to dim the roar of an engine. country. An urban center (like New York City) When humans discovered fire, they learned to cook their food in a planes. See also How Cell Phones Work. Senator Chuck Hagel

KellyHarrison on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 10:02 AM

girls, pampered chef party i'm having at my house for mindy july 5, 04.

Marc on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 12:07 PM

Parents buy breast implants for daughters as graduation gift.
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/25614.htm
I love parents

Also two more documentaries that look cool.

Control Room
http://www.controlroommovie.com/site/01.html

The Corporation
http://www.thecorporation.tv/

Jay on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 12:13 PM

Wow. There is a lot of craziness. I wonder which made less sense, Phil's post about the spam, or Kellie's. The verdict is still out.

Brock on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 12:24 PM

Since Church has decided to finally start posting again, I have something to read besides the insane ramblings of Phil, sitting in a cubicle, telling himself that he's going to burn the place down the next time someone takes his stapler... along with Marc and Adrian's daily love-fest that they masquerade as "lunch."

But I digress... apparently, there is a bar that has a live gator in it. Church, in all his gambling wisdom, has placed odds on who will be the first to throw down with this beast. Obviously, I'm known for not backing down to a threat, but besides a leprechaun statue at PHT, I haven't started something with an inatimate object or an animal in a while. However, I see the potential for this bold action to come from a few individuals in the Sci.

1. Chris "Wreckin' Crew" Burket - will certainly talk some shit with this gator, but will most likely bow out after the gator takes his shoe, and pouts about it the rest of the night.

2. Wes "Worm" Goodloe - "That gator is punk'n you out, Wes!" 'nuf said.

3. Lynnie "Mowgli" Velarde - I bet 5-6 shots of Booker's would have him beating the shit out of that gator like the beaver that attacked his dog - visualize the scene from the Patriot with the hatchet and some British troops.

4. Jay "Crazed Buffalo" Smith - My darkhorse... one day... Xota is going to snap, and I'd hate to be the gator that gets in his way.

Marc on Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 7:14 AM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/2elzg

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Forget Punk'd, You just got Juice'd.

(2) It is Conan's goal to find out what other countries his show is being syndicated to, by insulting all of the countries of the world. He recieves a bunch of postcards already.

(3) Paris Hilton sex video to come out on DVD. Max Weinberg gives his thoughts.

(4) Method Man and Redman respond to Bill O'Reilly's attack on them by calling them "thugs" and "bad guys" and that he's not going to watch Fox entertainment until it's off the air.

(5) Lindsey Lohan interview on Leno. Only a few movies under her belt, and she gets a two-commercial break long interview on Leno, host Mtv Movie Awards alone, and is everywhere it seems; and she's not even 18. One could ask is there too much Lindsey Lohan out there? I don't know the two things I keep seeing seem like a good amount and I wish I could see more of them. <earmuffs> I mean she's got nice big yaboos (ta-ta's, boobies, sweater puppies, melons, jugs, attention grabbers) Holy Geez, I wanna squeeze 'em.</earmuffs>

Enjoy.

Marc on Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 8:00 AM

Good news for Jay, Jay will finally be able to whack it to a girl in a Harry Potter film without having to feel bad about it. They cast a 21 year old, who looks 14.

http://filmforce.ign.com/harrypotte...3/523235p1.html

Phil on Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 9:37 AM

the finland thing was pretty damn funny.
any chance of finding all the "conan insults my homeland" into one hilarous video marcus?

i'm waiting to watch the linsay lohan one at home. in my room. by myself.

KellyHarrison on Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 9:57 AM

told ya she was older marc!

i like the control room thing, especially when it gets all fuzzy. i also like the cartoon picture of vin diesel.

did you all see the black dress that lindsay lohan wore on teh conan o' brian show? i swear those aren't real!

team name idea: Jager Bombs, lindsay lohans boobs, or the alien olsen twins. (comment phil made last night)

i know that sucks, but you all could probably spice it up more.

Phil on Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 10:01 AM

I think our team name this past week already encompassed all of those suggested team names, kellie.

Green Baron on Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 10:54 AM

David Hasselhoff was arrested for driving this week as well.
What's his defense? The car was driving? The car was drinking? I have no career anymore?

Green Baron on Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 10:54 AM

Sorry....that's DRINKING and driving...or DUI

Jay on Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 12:02 PM

No..Bulls*** marc, I've already cranked it to harry potter movies.

Brock on Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 12:18 PM

Cranked it! Nice visual Jay

Jay on Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 12:25 PM

Thanks, Brock. Hey Marc, here is another hot, dirty comic for you.

http://www.theonionavclub.com/ssf/i....php?issue=4024

Phil on Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 2:08 PM

Damn, I've been sitting here for a half hour waiting for traffic to clear, so I headed up to the TriMarc page (which loves the cock * 3).

Location: W I-64 at 14.4 mm between I-264 and Hurstbourne Pkwy
Description: Accident involving Automobile - 1 Lane(s) Blocked
Generated: Jun 16 4:35 PM
Estimated Clear Time: 2:00 hours
Vehicles Involved: 3
Notes: The left lane is blocked. Traffic is backed up to mile 19, consider alt. route if possible.
As of: 5:01 PM 6/16/2004

Fuckers. Looks like it's the Oxmore Woods for the drive home today.

KellyHarrison on Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 4:56 PM

marc, her top guys sound more weird than the top five guys that i have. (commenting on the post that jay left the site of.)

KellyHarrison on Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 9:02 PM

stepford wives sucked and it was creepy. don't reccomend it.

there's a will smith movie coming out over the summer called i-robot. marc, have you done a post on it yet? i can't keep up with all your movie reviews. anyway, it looks pretty good. the car will drives in the movie is sweet!

Phil on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 5:28 AM

cool video of a plane landing in some wicked cross wind: http://www.fazed.net/common/content...out.php?id=5197

Church on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 6:33 AM

I don't know if you all are still checking/playing in the Nation States game, but I just got ejected from it for repeated rules violation. Evidently, you cannot pass a resolution calling for the invasion of Schweitzerland

Brock on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 6:41 AM

Nice Church... you're futile attempts at invading the world power, Schweitzerland, even make the geeks at NationStates laugh. The Green Baron has 4 countries, 2 of which are UN members, has attempted to propose resolutions to disband the UN, kill Barbara Streisand, and general calamity, and he still hasn't been booted yet.

Green Baron on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 7:59 AM

Streisand must die.....

Marc on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 8:17 AM

For those who don't know of the internet fun that was the "SLOGANATOR" it was similar to the Iraqi boys holding a cardboard sign with an American soldier found at:
http://www.ryano.net/iraq/


Here's the story the story of the Sloganator:

[The Bush-Cheney Sloganator]
[The Bush campaign has been forced to pull the plug on a tool featured on its campaign Web site designed to help supporters generate their own customized Bush campaign posters. The tool allowed users to place a slogan of their choice above a Bush-Cheney '04 logo. But the Bush team had to dismantle it after liberals started engaging in mischief-making, creating snarky slogans such as "Run for your lives," "Putting The Fun Back Into Fundamentalist," and "Vote ironically!"

Not to worry. Some of the best creations are preserved at The Sloganator Memorial, and you can still create your own Bush campaign posters at the parody site GeorgeWBush.org.]

taken from (http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/a/088547.htm)


Here is the new modified, and no-longer-fun Sloganator on the official website.
http://www.georgewbush.com/btl/Cust...aspx?type=color

Here is a tribute to the Sloganator
http://www.bluetoothagainstbush.com/sloganator/

Here is a working Bush/Cheney Sloganator
http://www.bushsloganator.com/cgi-b...ddbdecahcgfhgep

And for Balance Here is a working Kerry Sloganator
http://kerrysloganator.com/?text=At...he%27s+not+Bush

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 8:21 AM

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 8:25 AM

I'm retarded, and forgot how to post. Page 2 did another ranking of worst NBA draft picks, and the state of KY represented well. The #1 and 2 were from this great state of ours: Pervis Ellison and Sam Bowie. I know it was off subject comment, but my main objective was to see if anyone wanted to go to the Bats game this evening and get $1.00 beers before the game (5:30-7:00 I believe).

Brock on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 10:32 AM

One last hopeless reminder: Camping in LBL this weekend. I can promise beer cheaper than a dollar!

I'm heading down to Louisville tonight, and making the trek out to western KY early tomorrow. As of yet, no takers, more beer for me!

Phil on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 12:16 PM

Hey Brock, my sister and fiance are in town, so I might see if people want to grab some pizza and beer and flannigans or wicks. I'll give you a call.

KellyHarrison on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 12:41 PM

the big nosed woman must die! (streisand)

Green Baron on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 12:41 PM

I would go camping with you Brock, but my ass still hurts from last time....

Green Baron on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 12:42 PM

From sleeping on that damn rock all night long...what the hell were you thinking? Perverts.

Jay on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 2:29 PM

Chris-wow, I thought you were dead!

Phil- I have that song ready. Would it be easier for you to post as an mp3 or a wav?

Bigworm on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 2:41 PM

Chris I would def. go to the Bats game tonight, esp. for $1.00 beers, except still in Seymour and since it is 5:30 our time now can't find a worm hole in order to make this 75 minute drive much shorter. Let me know though if you want to go to another game, I think Abby can get like 4 free tickets as long as we let her know ahead of time.

Church - Of course I still play nation states...where else can I subject people to my idealogy.

Brock - Have to go to a wedding this Friday so no camping for me, plus full open bar has a few perks.

Marc on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 3:19 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/346dd

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Check out this attempted robbery, and then answer these questions: who is more crazy? who is dumber? who swings like a girl?

(2) Bonnie McFarlane, a contestant on Last Comic Standing, might have gone too far for some. She's a hot,dirty comic like Sarah Silverman. She still goes on to the house and hopefully comes out on top.....of me. See her routine here.

(3) Best of Last Comic Standing from Wednesday. Not all of these went on to the next round. Some others went on instead. But I liked these the best so bite me.

Enjoy.

Phil on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 4:26 PM

Big jay, e-mail the mp3 to me at phil.scott (at) gmail.com

Phil on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 4:36 PM

That Jay London guy simply not funny.

Marc on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 4:48 PM

i agree phil, i thought jay london and tammy pescatelli were all that funny, bot they both advanced, and the audience loved them. i included them this time for that reason and because their material was different this time. hers was at least. hopefully they are the first out of the house. i still like the others in this clip though.

Marc on Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 4:49 PM

typos above:
were all that funny, bot they both advanced=weren't all that funny, both they both advanced.

adrian on Friday, June 18, 2004 at 7:44 AM

anyone up for lunch today?

KellyHarrison on Friday, June 18, 2004 at 7:48 AM

hard rock cafe tonight anyone?

Marc on Friday, June 18, 2004 at 8:03 AM

i'm up for lunch adrian, like there was any doubt. have your phone today?

adrian on Friday, June 18, 2004 at 8:21 AM

Yes I have my phone

Marc on Friday, June 18, 2004 at 3:17 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY - MUST SEE THESE!
http://tinyurl.com/2sxgp

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Regis Philbin trys to help out a contestant on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? and doing so accidentally utters a line that is unintentionally funny.

(2) Shaq gets interviewed and then disses his interviewer.

(3) HAVE TO SEE THIS: A bat is throw out at a baseball game. Three people reach for it and all have possession of it. Another person comes along and suggests they Rock-Paper-Scissors for it. The extra funny part is that this guy, the one that never had possession of it, also plays rock-paper-scissors for it and wins it.

(4) VERY FUNNY: Conan takes us on a tour on the crowded behind-the-scenes area of Late Night.

(5) Last Comic Standing controversy: Celebrity judges, Drew Carey and Brett Butler, walk off after their choices for who should go on to the next round of the contest are not listened to, and ignored. They get pissed.

Enjoy.

KellyHarrison on Saturday, June 19, 2004 at 10:12 AM

you guys are great! you always make my day better by making me laugh!

Bigworm on Saturday, June 19, 2004 at 2:32 PM

Anything going on tonight?

mowgli on Saturday, June 19, 2004 at 3:43 PM

yeah..I think we're going out, you game buddy!

Phil on Saturday, June 19, 2004 at 5:21 PM

mindy can't even stand up right now. she's HAMMERED.

Bigworm on Saturday, June 19, 2004 at 6:17 PM

Nose is bleeding right now...if I can control it and feel comfortable then hell yeah.

KellyHarrison on Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 7:46 AM

you all enjoy the jager i got you?

Marc on Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 11:43 AM

i didn't give them the jager, we left right when i got there. so it's mine, all mine. Muhahahahahaha!

KellyHarrison on Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 4:56 PM

well phil, guess you'll get the congradulations gift i mostly got for you for your sisters wedding friday or when ever. it wasn't my fault this time, i really did get some jager. they have pretty low priced bottles at evergreen liquor. the one i got was a pretty good size and only eleven ninety nine.

good luck at trivia guys, hope you all win!

KellyHarrison on Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 9:31 PM

you guys are awesome! i had a shot of jager and a jager bomb at captains quarters earlier, and i'm feeling pretty good right now. you guys gotta go there on a sunday night. loud music, lots of people etc. totally awesome! wish all of you coulda been there. sorry im a little happy right now. i'm here but i'm not. what the hell? my heart rate is freakin' high right now just from a shot and the bomb. geese! anyway, see ya all when ever. i'm happy!