I was Hoodwinked

So, as many of you know, I went to my little sister's fiance's bachelor party on Saturday.  It was fun, and there was much drinking.  But I got to thinking about it, and the facts just don't add up.  I'm thinking I got sent to the PG-13 bachelor party, and they had some secret NC-17 bachelor party when the bride's brother wasn't hanging around.  The facts (and I'm allowed to talk about the bachelor party because this was obviously not the crazy go nuts one that was held in secret):

  1. No strippers
  2. No midgets
  3. No midget strippers
  4. We met at my sister's apartment
  5. Brother of the bride was there (that's me)
  6. The father of the groom AND his uncle were there.  They left early, but ...
  7. Only eight shots TOTAL were taken all night long.  Two by the groom.
  8. We went to really only one bar, and we had to walk through a sit down restaraunt to get there (still a cool place though, I'd recommend it).
  9. I awoke at eight freakin' thirty the day after this party.  Feeling fine.

Now, I'm not complaining.  I had a good time, and really enjoyed Indianapolis.  Actually, I had a great time.  Pretty cool since they had all the 500 stuff out, including parade flags.  Plus, #7 was my fault.  I should have shown them how we do things in Louisville with the Jägerbombs.  But therein lays the problem.  If I, as the brother of the bride, had a great time, that means that Ryan wasn't having an official bachelor party.

So Ryan Costello, I'm on to you.  Don't think you've put one past me to get me thinking you are some kind of "nice guy" who should have my "blessing to marry my sister."  Oh no, my acceptance of you can only be bought with Jägerbombs.  And lots of them.

Posted by Phil on June 3rd, in the morning | 160 comments

Comments

Phil on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 10:55 AM

this is comment #3500.

this is for all the suckas who didn't think we'd make it this far.

Tom Jones on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 11:06 AM

Jagerbombs-please

If you want a real shot, besides tequilla, try Jager and Rumplemints-mmm, mmm, good

Church on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 11:33 AM

Here is something I was pondering last night. Bw3s. The name suggest three ws, but what is the third one other than wild wings. Any thoughts

adrian on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 11:59 AM

Very good observation Church. I also noticed that a while back but I really didn't give it much thought

Phil on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 12:03 PM

Buffalo Wilds Wings and Weck, you ignorant bastards. The had to drop the Kummelweck bread (which is DELICOUS) because of fools like you.
http://www.wchstv.com/gmarecipes/be...weckkumme.shtml

Marc on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 12:04 PM

According to a server at BW3, it was originally called Buffalo Wild Wings and Weck. Weck being a seeded kaiser roll. They later dropped the weck part, and are now told to refer to it a B-dubs or Buffalo Wild Wings, even though everyone calls it BW3's still.

http://www.louisvillehotbytes.com/bw3.shtml

Phil on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 12:05 PM

Weck, btw, is really only good in the north due to the humidity required to produce it I hear. My dad was pretty stoked to hear that he could get a good beef on weck here in Louisville, only to be disapointed with the quality of the bread.

Phil on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 12:10 PM

err, the last thing shouldn't read "humidity required to produce it." The humidity melts the salt on the roll, which makes it crap. So it should read "only good in the north due to the lack of humidity..."

Marc on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 12:20 PM

wow, phil that is really boring. i think church just wanted to know where the third "w" was, not the history of the miracle that is the weck. while what you have told us about humidity, salt, and geographic climate areas may all be accurate; it is also accurate to say that it is extremely boring. it was like Woody Allen explaining it without the funny and the "having sex with your adopted daughter". Next time: less boring crap, more cowbell

Tom Jones on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 12:23 PM

LOL, more cowbell-nice.

Yup Weck is correct, however, besides the bread, I heard that one of the orignal owners last name was Weck.

All their advertisements have been changed to Buffalo Wild Wings instead of BW3's

Phil on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 12:28 PM

BW3's was founded by Jim Disbrow and Scott Lowery. They both went to Ohio St. and because they missed their native Buffalo food, wings and weck they founded Buffalo Wild Wings and Weck. And then a dragon ate them.

Raul Duke on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 12:33 PM

Good God Phil, no midget's! What kind of animal is going to be calling you brother? Fortunately, both booze and midgets will be plentiful at my bachelor festivities via one single stop: Churchill Downs. Now that's some planning.

Marc on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 12:34 PM

hahaha phil, caught you. you corrected the spelling mistake in your last post. you WERE missing a "w" yourself. ironic, don't you think. actually no, not really. if only i could correct my comment, what a power that would be.

...and then Steve just stabbed that guy in the face.

Phil on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 12:37 PM

Actually, I hit enter before I had a complete thought typed in, so it came out more gibberish than normal. It's still rife with spelling mistakes and missing a comma.

Phil on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 12:40 PM

some kid bit it at the spelling bee: http://www.local6.com/education/337...283/detail.html

Green Baron on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 2:29 PM

I ate at BW3's one time.

Brock on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 2:32 PM

Am I evil? or did anyone else roll on the floor when they saw that kid hit the ground?

There are definitely some weird kids that get into the spelling bee.

KellyHarrison on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 5:12 AM

i laughed if that counts?

adrian on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 5:23 AM

It would have been funnier if another contestant went over and kicked the kid while he was down.

Brock on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 5:29 AM

Or another kid just stood up from his chair, ran over, pointed at the kid on the floor , and screamed "BURN!"

Green Baron on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 6:02 AM

Or another kid came over, helped him up, and said, "It's o.k. my little brown buddy, let's go get some wings at BW3's"

Phil on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 7:56 AM

Hot russians chicks pay $2,500 each, with promises of a job and a place to live in America. Get dropped off at an apartment complex that didn't know they were coming, and are now working at Hardees.
http://www.wect.com/Global/story.asp?S=1917409

Phil on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 8:18 AM

Courtesy of Fark and Ebaumsworld, a fun little flash game to waste time at work with: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/tontie.html

KellyHarrison on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 8:47 AM

7400 so far on eyemaze.

Phil on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 9:25 AM

i got about to 9000. those bastards with the things flying over their heads suck

joe on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 9:32 AM

phil if it makes you feel any better saturday we can find midget strippers and jaeger for my friend daves bachelor party

KellyHarrison on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 9:58 AM

i wish the guy would put his other games in english, at least one of the ones i tried to go to was all in a different language. i got about a nine something or other to after playing the game a few more times. then i played the pill game where you have to give the pills to the faces to make them smile. apparently too much of them is a good thing and then you loose. bastards!

midget strippers? wow, that'd be funny! if you find one you should have her jump out of the cake or what ever. just like a movie...

Jay on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 11:00 AM

Dude, I wish I could charge 5 hot Russians $2500 to live with me. That would be awesome.

Tom Jones on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 11:40 AM

No doubt. I would be glad to take them in. They had a scandal in Louisville a couple years ago when some Russian exchange students were getting their pay ripped off at a Burger King they were working at.

Phil on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 11:41 AM

John Kruk cracks me up (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...age=kruk/040604)

"Yeah, well there's no way I could be an actor. I could never sit around for months and do nothing."

Phil on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 12:04 PM

The Foo Fighter's rider is particularly funny: http://thesmokinggun.com/backstaget...r/foo/foo1.html

check the red arrows for the highlights.

Phil on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 12:38 PM

I think this means the end of our Lindsay Lohan team names: http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Mov....father.arrest/

Jay on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 12:48 PM

Ask a hippie for a better suggestion. That is awsome. Although I do have a distaste for hippies. God Damn Dirty hippies.

KellyHarrison on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 12:49 PM

guys, i reccomend double sided shakes at steak n shake. preferrably the vanilla and chocolate is a good choice if you like those flavors.

marc, my mom was bugging me about why me, your dad etc. don't go to church. last time i went was mothers day. should i tell her because it's evil or something as a joke? any good punch lines? according to a painted note on the fence of John Knox Presbitaryian church JESUS IS COMING. don't feel like looking up in the dictionary on how to spell presbitarian.

Tom Jones on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 12:53 PM

Phil-what is Lindsay Lohan in? I saw something on VH1 and she has a great set of breasts, but I don't seem to remember her in anything?

Phil on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 12:58 PM

I've never seen here in a movie, but she's in that Mean Girls movie. Marc knows more about these type of things (i'm talking about underage girls. and movies. but he knows more about underage girls)

Wrecking Crew on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 1:07 PM

Depending on your view of things, Natty Sci has just had the best (or worst) thing to happen to it. Joe has gotten an interview with Brown Foreman!! So what would the over/under be on how long it takes us to become raging alcoholics if he gets the job? Just think, all the Woodford you can drink...mmm....bourbon...Damn it why do I have to go into surgery now.

Tom Jones on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 1:38 PM

Well Lindsay Lohan will be 18 soon. Ahh to be 18 and be getting fresh fish like that-mmm mmm good

Phil on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 4:41 PM

Bulldozer on the loooooooose: http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&a...ranby+Bulldozer

Phil on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 6:46 PM

hey lynnie and / or wes, it's guy's night out. give me or jay a call if you are fucking around on the internet or something.

Bigworm on Saturday, June 05, 2004 at 8:13 AM

Well I would have enjoyed guys night out providing I didn't have to work at 5:45 am. Sorry fellas, I am sure you all had enough fun without me though.

KellyHarrison on Sunday, June 06, 2004 at 12:34 AM

halle's gonna be a cat and hilary is going to be cinderella. interesting combo. can't wait till' those movies come out!

KellyHarrison on Sunday, June 06, 2004 at 10:46 AM

wow, went to a baptist church today in buckner and liked it. really small church, less than fifty people, but really nice.

would it be appropriate to do a round of jagear bombs this friday in honor of president regan? i think he and president kennedy were two of the best presidents in their time. great men i think.

joanna, stevy rays next tuesday any good for you and who ever? you had mentioned it a while back and i've never been there. just curious.

Jay on Sunday, June 06, 2004 at 12:20 PM

Do you mean Stevie Ray's? Do you even know who that's named after? About church- Who cares? If your mom tells you you're going to burn in hell, revel in it.

Phil on Sunday, June 06, 2004 at 3:06 PM

http://pittsburgh.pirates.mlb.com/N...layer_id=118986

Jose Mesa, born in 1966, somehow has a daughter who was born in 1974.

Play on playa.

mowgli on Sunday, June 06, 2004 at 4:44 PM

For any of those interested, I just bought The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay for Xbox, and its freakin' awesome.

The graphics are sick, and it's all about the Splinter Cell and Halo like games where you can sneek up on someone and actually choose how to snap their neck (softly or loud). You can also fight guards for their guns and make them blow their heads off...sweet!

OK...Maybe I'm getting a little too in to it, but it's worth the purchase.

Marc on Monday, June 07, 2004 at 8:55 AM

Adam Duritz, lead singer of the Counting Crows (one of my favorite bands....shutup Jay) nearly has a horrible accident but still manages to use a Caddyshack line to laugh about it.

"I realize it is only through the grace of god that I didn't at the very least castrate myself. So I guess I got that going for me...which is nice."

http://adam.countingcrows.com/index.asp?id=72

Phil on Monday, June 07, 2004 at 12:18 PM

http://www.corwin.ca/gridlock/

Raul Duke on Monday, June 07, 2004 at 12:32 PM

Dammit that's addictive!

Phil on Monday, June 07, 2004 at 12:48 PM

Hmmm, I'm on Level 25 and it's time to go home. I wonder if it will save my spot for "work" tomorrow.

Phil on Monday, June 07, 2004 at 1:41 PM

someone finally found something near the lakers bench that wasn't saging all over the place: http://www.phunfactory.com/images/b...hindphillum.jpg

KellyHarrison on Monday, June 07, 2004 at 5:26 PM

this game is addicting and it's ticking me off! fun though.

KellyHarrison on Monday, June 07, 2004 at 11:03 PM

Jay, i am reveling in it. if she tells me to burn in hell, at least i can then say that she won't be there ask or tell me to go to church anymore...

anyone know where i can take russian language class? my school doesnt' offer that language, have already looked in the schedule.

there's this lady up at my work that speaks it and i want to learn it so i can speak with her and a couple others that are russian. she lost her husband she's known since kindergarden and is very sad. she speaks english, but it's somewhat broken. i know russian language would be hard, but challenging and interesting at least for me. when i try to make her smile or encourage her in english, she doesn't always understand. i just thought it'd be neat to learn a really different language is all and to help her as well.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 5:34 AM

Humping Frogs!!!! Thanks to Bob and Tom for brining this to my attention.

http://smax.shackspace.com/misscanada.jpg

(Someone can make this an actual link if they want since I don't know how.)

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 5:36 AM

Supposedly undoctored picture.

Bigworm on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 6:40 AM

Did you guys bring the gift certificate back to the Sci or is the losing streak still intact?

Phil on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 6:52 AM

a meesly 10 dollars. but we weren't help by two the easiest sports and movie questions in the late rounds. I think every team got those.

i finally got past level 25. that took way too long.

Raul Duke on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 7:30 AM

Battling with 19 and the aftermath of cheap well rum. Not a good combo.

Marc on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 7:53 AM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/yu8r9

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Martha Stewart wishes to avoid jail by suggesting her own punishment: helping cleaning ladies with their businesses.

(2) Clips from college graduations by notable speakers. Include: George W. Bush, John Kerry, Katie Couric, John Stewart, Bill Cosby, Bono, and more.

(3) A horrible idea - disposibale dvd's. They had this idea in the pass (remember CircuitCity's "Divx") These actually deteriorate. They have a red bottom, and then after 48 hours it turns black and become unplayable. You don't have to return it, which is the convenience, but since they cost 50% more that point is null and void. Worst than the "jump to conclusion" mat.

(4) Man freed from jail because of episode of "Curb Your Enthusiam" ahppened to be shot at baseball game, and he was caught on camera and given an alibi.

(5) George W. Bush explains "No Child Left Behind" as only he can, Divorce Court en Espanol, and a moment with George W. Bush.

(6) Conan unveils new State Quarter designs.

(7) A hit to Barry Manilow's ego, on America Idol a makeup artist was told to go backstage and apply more makeup to the "Mandy"-singing songwriter. Only she didn't know who he was.

(8) Trivial Adversaries be warned: Tom Jones: Secrets

Enjoy.

Phil on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 9:09 AM

Those state quarters were pretty damn funny.

Jay on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 11:40 AM

I don't know if anyone noticed, but one of the search phrases used to find us was "free lindsey lohan porn." Phil, if you're hiding something...

Phil on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 1:09 PM

I liked the "old enough to wear a thong" search result. Hey lady, if you are reading this, you can find the answer by asking yourself "but do they look 15?"

Jay on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 2:20 PM

Well, I have a job lined up. It is washing glassware at Polypeptide international. It doesn't start until August, and it pays jack, but it gets me in the door. Awesome.

Jay on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 2:21 PM

Well, Meijer sucks. The phone has been ringing for a couple of minutes. Aw, f*** it, I'll try again later.

Joanna on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 2:34 PM

Where is Polypeptide Intl?

KellyHarrison on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 3:10 PM

ok, getting pissed at my job. i'm going to quit and find a real job that will give me eight or more hours a day. screw this getting sent home shit when we only work a few hours anyway. anyone know any place that is hiring for a decent pay and hours? i'm looking in classified etc. as well.

Phil on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 3:11 PM

There is a Peptide International here in Louisville. Perhaps they've had such tremendous growth that they are now calling each themselves PolyPeptide International.

Marc on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 4:00 PM

HOLY CRAP BATMAN! EVEN MORE ... VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/yqbt8

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Bear falls out of tree & Woman drives her car into someone's house.

(2) Like Superman and Clark Kent to Red Sox fans: Affleck and NOMAH! together for a Bowling fundraiser.

(3) Jimmy Kimmel's Cousin Sal annoys people and the $.99 store checkout.....again. "price check on Summer's Eve Douce" amazingly no need for price check as it is also $.99

(4) Dog adopts monkey

(5) Get the new pet sensation: wolf-dogs. Warning: might eat regular dogs. Which is only half-cannabalistic, I guess.

(6) Korean War Veteran graduates form High School & Faith-based fashion. T-shirts like "Jesus is my homeboy." Good news is the point out the check who won't put out...well, except for the hippocritical whores. Ooh I love those hippocritical whores.

(7) With Viagra, men with old balls and still have sex. However, what have we got for the ladies and their sexual satisfaction? You can now inject collagen into the "G-Spot" to make it bigger and more-likely to be more enjoyable. However, there is a bigger question, do men care it women enjoy it? The world may never know.

(8) NBC cuts back, trying to save costs, after Friends and Fraiser leave. Conan's production value is now minimal and his comedy writing is being outsourced to India.

(9) Oddball news: Open Brawl in Japanese Parliament, Robber leaves severed-finger behind in jewelery case, office-chair hockey tournament, and more.

Enjoy.

Phil on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 4:16 PM

the conan bit was pretty damn funny. the mirrors were genius!

Jay on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 5:32 PM

Yes phil, I am retarded. It is just peptide international. I think I will throw myself off a bridge.

Phil on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 6:13 PM

This game is ... interesting: http://www.analogik.org/samorost.asp

Phil on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 8:53 PM

um, this is for jay and not safe for work in the slightest: http://collegehumor.com/?movie_id=49062

sweet sassy molassy

Phil on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 9:07 PM

oh yeah, for those not at O'Charley's you missed William Shatner and I guess his wife.

hoban on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 5:37 AM

I can not understand how all of you can stand being in office cubicles all week long. One day a week not in the field is enough to drive me crazy. Trust me the best job in Kentucky is working with bats. You sit for 8 hours catch maybe ten bats and get paid for it. Sure the money is less but the view is a lot better!

hoban on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 5:39 AM

Oh my wife and I are havign a cookout this weekend to celebrate my getting a job finally and to watch the U.S. start World Cup Qualifing. Lots of food and booze so if your interested email me at Phoban01@yahoo.com...Ask Matt my wife Jenny makes great food

KellyHarrison on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 6:09 AM

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yaho...s/osmosis_jones

here's to confirm it was his wife...

KellyHarrison on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 6:10 AM

dammit, says expired when i tried to go to it. anyway, just type in william shatner and go to the photo section and you'll see the lady that was with him last night that is his wife.

Raul Duke on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 7:19 AM

Was KHANNN there too?

Phil on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 7:45 AM

hey, all you guys on Blogger.com: If you get an invite for GMail, can you hook a brother up?

Brock on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 8:40 AM

Everyone check their calenders:

June 18-20

Michelle and I are planning a camping trip, most likely Land between the Lakes. They've got an outrageous assortment of camp sites and water sports. Also of interest is the on site basketball and volleyball courts. I'm sure Phil would love to school some 10 yr olds. Not to mention a Natty Sci old-timers game.

This is a good chance to not whore-out everyone out as usual, drink some beer, shoot shit, and enjoy being outside instead of sitting behind a computer.

Phil on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 8:46 AM

that would be the weekend that my little sister is getting married...

hoban on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 9:12 AM

Brock..Jenny and I were just out there for Memmorial day...Which site are you looking at. We stayed just outside the lake area and it was real cheap like 12 bucks a night with electricity

hoban on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 9:47 AM

Also the only problem with Land Between the Lakes is that like 50% of the ticks in the area carry lyme Disease so heavy duty Deet-filled bug spray is a must at any campsite

Brock on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 9:52 AM

I have been looking at the Hillman Ferry campground. It looks like the biggest one with all the facillities. Piney campground is a little smaller, but from what the description said, its a little more family oriented, and drunken 20-somethings may be frowned upon. Not like they aren't anyway, but if you have any other suggestions, I'm open. We could be bold and stay on the northeast shore of Lake Barkley near the Eddyville State Pen.

I haven't been down there since I was a kid, so I'm not too familiar with all the stuff. If anyone knows more about the park, let me know. It looks like you could spend an entire summer down there and not see everything.

Brock on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 9:57 AM

Ticks aren't the concern. Michelle just wants to get away from this onslaught of cicadas. SHUT THE HELL UP! Stop squeaking all day you dumbass bugs! And no, I will not have sex with you, so stop humping my leg!

hoban on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 9:58 AM

WEll we stayed at Lake Buckley Resort park because that was more rustic and drove to anything we wanted to use. Hell we even snuck into the hotel pool for the afternoon but Hillman is probably the best one if you dont want too rustic of camping

hoban on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 9:59 AM

Well cicadas were no where to be found down there two weekends ago

Michelle on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 10:53 AM

Yeah! Get me away from cicadas!

Green Baron on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 11:51 AM

Don't knock it til you try it:
http://www.urhome.umd.edu/newsdesk/...a%20recipes.PDF

Brock on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 12:16 PM

Mmmmm... crunchy cicadas! I like it when the screach as you bite down on their heads.

KellyHarrison on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 12:38 PM

camping sounds fun. haven't been camping since stupid girlscouts in middleschool. quit that after the first week or two.

marc, she has another tool. god, he's an ass! he doesn't beat the tool that alyn was/is, but he's pretty damn close. when will she stop dating these tools from phoenix hill? guess she hasn't learned yet from the first time with alyn. poor girl.

Green Baron on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 12:38 PM

I'm not even gonna go there.....I'll let someone else come up with a witty remark to that one....

Green Baron on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 12:39 PM

To Brock's post that is.....Kelly jumped in the middle of our post-orgy

KellyHarrison on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 12:43 PM

sorry!

Phil on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 12:44 PM

Kellie, did you just type part of a conversation you were having with marc instead of just saying it? That made absolutely no sense, and even if it did I doubt it is of interest to anyone but you and Marc.

hoban on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 12:47 PM

You know I would love to have to deal with Cicadas at work...Eight hours of having to sort and id waterbugs that are less then an inch long...Damn I will love being in the field again tommorrow...At least Cicadas are easier to identify...

Phil on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 12:51 PM

The White Sox and Shoeless Joe, back together at last. With the 69th pick of the MLB draft, the White Sox coose...Raymond Liotta: http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/draftday/y20...team_cha_1.html

Jay on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 1:03 PM

Actually ballz, I knew what kellie was just talking about. Although, it took me until the end to realize it.

Brock on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 1:34 PM

Unfortunately, Ray Liotta is a pitcher, and not an outfielder like Shoeless Joe. Interestingly, he went to Gulf Coast CC, which is in Panama City, Florida - party on dudes!

Marc on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 1:42 PM

Phil, don't pull me into this. it does sound like she was having her own conversation in her head and starting typing half-way into it. kel, you call me the same way "i'm at her place with her and her boy toy" i didn't know who the hell you were talking about but then figured it out and sorry don't care. Kat is crazy and only like guys who'll treat her like crap... if only Uday Hussain were still around. He'd be her perfect man.

By the way, i think most people also want their baked potato without tomatoes on it. i mean that's how Shatner eats them.

Brock on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 1:56 PM

Speaking of PHT... has it totally gone to shit? or is there any hope of class like Bob Dominie returning?

Jay on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 1:59 PM

Well, the woman in charge of hiring people at meijer was on vacation, and is apparently taking her sweet ass time to process my application.

Brock on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 2:09 PM

I have concluded from reading the shit being talked about the Sci on this whole Trivia business, that the fellas representing Natty Sci at Monday night Trivia no longer deserve the right to the name, what a disgrace.

Honestly, if we brought the old Chemistry study group intelligence powerhouse back, that would be a one unstoppable trivia force. Unfortunately, I live in Cincinnati, Burket is in medical school sniffing old ladies' smelly crotches, Wes is walking his dog, and Jay is too busy flogging it, taking a nap, and flogging it again on Mondays. This, therefore, prevents a solid team from bringing the thunder as the Crazed Buffalo would say. I propose that next week's trivia team name be:

We Are Not Worthy!

Phil on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 2:58 PM

well, we've never used natty sci at trivia, but that doesn't apologize for our pretty poor showing recently.

i blame it on the lack of jager bombs. of course, I blame EVERYTHING on the lack of jager bombs.

Marc on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 4:54 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/3fbo6

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Albino Alligator stresses out and turns pink. What the hell does he have to worry about? He must be watching the news.

(2) Define "slow news day": Tony Danza. Tony Danza will be having his own talk show. Bets on how long it'll last start a 7 seconds. Potential guests include: that lady from Who's The Boss; that older lady from Who's The Boss?; that gay kid from Who's The Boss?; and other guys named Tony.

(3) Watch this male peacock spit his game at this female peacock. She doesn't give him the time of day. BURN! Good to know other animals get shutdown by females too.

(4) Bulldozer Mania : Man armor-plates a bulldozer and wreaks havok on the town because of the local goverment. Reminds San Diego residents of the crazy tank rampage of the past. Video of both.

(5) Did she look 9? - This is the worst defense for a accused child molester EVER! When caught he says he wanted to ask the girl out on a date, and he didn't know she was 9 year old. Maybe she had Lindsey Lohan-like yaboos.

(6) Oddball news - Fiesty World War II veteran curses on tv, noise ordanance limits dogs to only 5 minutes of barking, brothel for sale, and more.

Enjoy.

Jay on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 6:36 PM

Actually, Brock, I have been flogging it early enough to make it to trivia the past few weeks.

Jay on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 6:36 PM

Actually, Brock, I have been flogging it early enough to make it to trivia the past few weeks.

Jay on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 6:37 PM

Whoops, i didn't mean to post that twice.

KellyHarrison on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 6:52 PM

actually, i think kat and hitler would've made a perfect couple! both crazy. i'm crazy, but geese. i don't like to be treated like crap.

phil, i was talking about something that i had mentioned to marc and jay last night. guess i forgot to mention just their names on there. sorry about that.

Jay, you can go to career builder.com online and find some decent paying jobs and post your resumee online if you have one. my mom's friend told me about that tonight and it's worth a try. at least for me anyway, tired of these seven twenty five hour suck ass jobs. i like my job, just not the damn pay.

KellyHarrison on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 7:04 PM

can't your team and mat church's team combine? then you all would be unstoppable, i think anyway.

Phil on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 7:07 PM

i could also bring my dad or a couple of my coworkers and clean up. but that would defeat the purpose.

team trivia is about going to a bar and having fun. make some guesses to questions, and maybe surprise yourself with what you know. if the sole purpose was to win a 50 dollar gift certificate, i wouldn't show up.

Brock on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 7:34 PM

Keep telling yourself that Philco, we know you're only in it for the money. Every Monday you paint up, stare into the mirror, and hype yourself up for another Monday Night Trivia Battle Royale.

Bigworm on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 8:13 PM

The team Brock was speaking of are the same guys we went through college with, and the same guys we party with going out. I am sure fun would be there.

Phil on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 9:12 PM

oh, that's a given. the best trivia nights were the nights wes and crew were out.

i was refering to kellie's post about joining with church's team to be able to win everytime.

Jay on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 10:03 PM

Kellie-I have been using careerbuilder for about a year.

KellyHarrison on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 8:10 AM

sorry, didn't know.

Phil on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 9:12 AM

Marcus, I don't know shit about DVD-Rs. This model look any good? http://www.plextor.com/english/products/712SA.htm

I don't care about the double density or layer shit that's coming out until the media gets A LOT cheaper, but an SATA drive would be quite nice.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 9:43 AM

Brock, why don't you go someplace closer, instead of making the trek to the far reaches of western KY? I'm sure there's plenty of decent camping closer at the Gorge or somewhere similar.

Phil on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 10:03 AM

http://rapt.us/toys/garfield.pl?pan...amp;coherency=4

Random Garfield Comic Generator. Coming soon to NattySci, the random Late Night Cinemax Movie...

Brock on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 10:10 AM

I agree, it is a nice little drive, but only about 2.5-3 hours from Louisville. I just haven't been there in a while, and Big Bone Lick state park doesn't offer the same activities. I have no problem carpooling some people down. The nicest thing about this whole trip is that its virtually free. The campsites are about $12, so if 4-6 people are on the site, then its only $2-3 a person. Even Jay can afford that, and that was my purpose... to get all of us poor people together without selling our limbs to do so.

Anyone IN yet? or are will still maybes?

Michelle on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:16 PM

If we go closer, there might be cicadas

Phil on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:29 PM

I just took a multiple choice test for some job stuff. Generally the answers look like this (with a little radio button thing to the left of the letters)

a - The cat
b - The dog
c - The eagle
d - Pat Hoban

One question had a picture listing different scenarios A, B, C, D and E

So I go to answer it and the answers are listed like this:
a - d
b - a
c = b
d = e
e = c

KellyHarrison on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:39 PM

i'm in if it's ok. i need the hell away from here for a bit. my house i mean. brock/michelle, you all coming in tomorrow? michelle, left a message on your phone asking the same question, but not sure if it'll get through or not.

owe, it hurts, damn sun! no matter how much suntan lotion i used i still get burned. i get triple burned now since i've been to the pool these three days. i don't care, i will get tan no matter what. refuse to go to tanning beds.

Phil on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:44 PM

i was, as usual, in the 99th precentile according to that test. Suck my greatness, world.

Marc on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 1:57 PM

Ernie Fletcher's plane causes huge scare and evacuation.

http://www.courierjournal.com/local...r0610-6107.html

Brock on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 2:09 PM

Is everyone reading the same webpage? The last few posts are pretty random, with Kelly being the closest to sanity:

Phil bragging about some random 3rd grade Phonix test he just passed online... right...

Kelly babbling about being a lobster-woman...

Phil continuing the random thought by dissing other 3rd graders throughout the world for spanking their test...

Marc's secret love for Ernie Fletcher is obvious when he starts chronicling his life...

Let the ADD set in just a little longer.

Michelle on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 2:14 PM

Kel, got your message. We're going to my parents this weekend, and camping the next. So...no.

Marc on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 3:10 PM

nattysci.com is #20 on google for "jagerbombs" who knows spelled incorrectly we're probably #1 for each misspelling.

Phil on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 3:31 PM

We are #1 for jägerbombs

Bigworm on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 4:59 PM

So what is the plan for the weekend. Abby is heading out of town so it is just the dog and I.

KellyHarrison on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 6:33 PM

i'm bringing jager tomorrow night. what is the biggest bottle you can get in jager? trust me, i need it this weekend. should i bring some red bull?

me, the closest to sanity? now that's pretty scary...

KellyHarrison on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 7:09 PM

last post for me for the night. just want to thank brock for making me laugh. i needed that. got a couple of friends going through hell and trying to pull me through it too. yuck! laughing felt so good!

Mindy on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 8:06 PM

Here's a tip Kelly,

If you are planning on drinking, don't bring your car with you this time...at all...ahem.

Jay on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 12:13 AM

Wa wa wa wwwaaana wwwaaana wwwwaaana wwwwaaaana wanawanawanawana duh deh duh deh duh deh do do do wa wa dooh

Bigworm on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 3:09 AM

1.5 Liters of Jager is commonly found in Liquor stores throughout the U.S. You can probably find a larger bottle like some specialty bottle somewhere that might be like 6 Liters or something, though would be extremely rare and expensive.

Raul Duke on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 7:33 AM

Forget large bottles, just set yourself up with one of these: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...995876&rd=1

KellyHarrison on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 7:54 AM

mindy, thanks for the tip! i already asked marc if he would drive tonight. would 151 kill me since i'm lightweight? i'll probably work my way up to that eventually, but not yet.

Brock on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 7:58 AM

I had to smirk a little when Raul posted a link to a jager machine... if you are a big enough drunk to have one of those... wait....

Phil on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 8:31 AM

god bless the jäger machine. although, the three bottles really only provide jägerbombs for 4 to 5 peoples.

Raul Duke on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 8:48 AM

The screwtops for the 750mL bottle is the same size as the 1L versions. It may also be the same for the family sizer's as well. If one doesn't hold enough booze, you could always get two. Just a thought.

I still have a bottle of Jäger brought back from Germany. Have you folks ever taken the Folgers challenge between it and the US version?

Phil on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 9:18 AM

http://images.somethingawful.com/in...y/CosmoDNA1.jpg

From PhotoShop friday: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2199

adrian on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 9:18 AM

Worm's jager tap machine brings a tear to my eye. Wow, this is the first time in a while that I actually posted on this gay site.

Anyways anyone up for lunch today?

Phil on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 9:50 AM

The Highland's grand tradition about bitching about stuff moving in: http://www.courier-journal.com/nabe...609ee-2952.html

Although, I'd rather have malls than that shit hole Mid City Mall (Baxter Theatres excluded of course, but that's a new addition)

And I'm working, so no food for me.

Phil on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 9:50 AM

err, that should read "I'd rather have bars than that shit hole Mid City Mall"

Marc on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 9:55 AM

i'm up for lunch adrian. like that is a surprise. a fat man wanting to eat more. burn!

adrian on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 9:58 AM

I don't have my phone on me today so be ready at 1:00 beaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

Jay on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 10:24 AM

Did anyone see the MTV movie awards last night? Lindsey Lohan is so hot, especially in the opening dance sequence. It was awsome!

Bigworm on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 10:35 AM

Raul - yeah that machine is awesome, and I have one.

Phil - this is where you don't see the beauty of the tap machine. The refrigerator itself will hold about 1.2 bottles full of Jagermeister, so as it drains more fills in. When a bottle is empty, simply remove and replace it. The refrigeration unit will cool it to "colder than ice" (5-10 degrees Farenheit) in 20 minutes. then you have a neverending supply of cold Jager, well until the bottles run out.

Adrian you bitch, I was wanting to meet up with you for lunch today, because I am already home.

Marc on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 11:14 AM

hey worm, this might compliment the jager machine nicely. these are boast the RED BULL name although there are others to
http://search.ebay.com/red-bull-ref...rectZ1QQfromZR8

http://home.listings.ebay.com/Refri...ocustoverrideZ1

Bigworm on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 11:18 AM

nice.....though I'll probably just buy a mini or full size fridge and avoid paying for the redbull name.

mowgli on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 11:21 AM

hey wes, are you off today?

Phil on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 11:33 AM

on a friday you can leave at 2:30...right?

Bigworm on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 11:48 AM

Yeah, I left at 11:30 - got a 1/2 day comp day today due to all the overtime last week. anything going on?

Bigworm on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 11:52 AM

of course i went in at 5 am so not really full half day, figured might as well go in since i dropped abby off at the airport.

Phil on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 11:54 AM

i'm helping move my cousin into her new apartment, but after 8pm i am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Bigworm on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 12:00 PM

This would be the ultimate for a bachelor party show. Need some midget strippers though too.

http://archive.unearthed.com/?news,...3,08,0000021308

Phil on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 12:07 PM

Mini Kiss is prominently featured in the 100 Most Metal Moments.

Jay on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 1:18 PM

Yes. It is dissapointing that they don't play their own instruments.

Bigworm on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 2:00 PM

Oh I am sure they play their own instruments, however, the guitars aren't real.

Jay on Friday, June 11, 2004 at 4:51 PM

Good call.

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