i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
Posted by Phil on April 8th, in the morning | 190 comments
Wow, some people have more time to kill at work than me
I am no longer going to stare at this picture because its mesmorizing, yet making me dumber. Words. Typing. mmmm...Citadel.
How in the world did you find this? And why?
I am guessing because it deals with science fiction i mean "science adventure" and because book 1 is the "sword of XOTA"
I'm bored.
i was reading something and saw something that looked like xota, so i went to google image search and did a search for xota. some interesting pictures (including this one) came back...plus all i've done for the past four hours is sit while people try to finish some lab in class, so i am bored out of my mind.
I also changed the top part of the webpage. you might have to refresh (F5) to see it though.
wow, check out some of these screen shots for the next sims game: http://thesims2.ea.com/screens.phpin particular: http://thesims2.ea.com/images/scree...creenshot_1.jpghttp://thesims2.ea.com/images/scree...reenshot_31.jpghttp://thesims2.ea.com/images/scree...reenshot_34.jpghttp://thesims2.ea.com/images/scree...reenshot_48.jpgI guess they know their target market. When I had the Sims I started out as a simple bachelor. Well, the neighbors wife started coming over, and one thing leads to another. Yadda, yadda, yadda she leaves him and we get hitched. Woohoo! Now, if you haven't played the sims, you should know that in order to move up in your career you need a certain amount of "friends." So the misses and I start entertaining. And because I'm a perv, I have my wife (who I now control, because she's my wife, er, I mean living in the same house) start flirting with another dudes wife. It's easier to keep friends in this game if you are getting freaky with them. So my wife's having a lesbian affair with a neighbor. Good times. So I decide to take it to the next level. I get my wife to ask the other chick to marry her. So I've got two chicks and myself pimping it out in this house. My dude quits his job and has the ladies working all day while I work out and cook on the grill all day. And because these two ladies need to get to bed early to go to work, I decide to create them a little shack in the backyard for them to sleep (together of course) while I throw late night parties.I couldn't juggle three wives though. Jealousy snuck in believe it or not, and I ended up getting bitch slapped by one of the women.
VIDEOS OF THE DAYhttp://tinyurl.com/26npp(1) Jimmey Kimmel replays Oprah segment where she got a alot of complaints to FCC. She discusses the art of tossing salads(2) In the Year 2000 - from Conan O'brien. Still funny even four years later.(3) Since phil like Countdown funny news so much here 3 days worth. Includes: Sheep running wild in the streets, awesome motorcycle chase, piranha in children's petting zoo, and more
Sweet. Finally someone is talking about my sword.
excellent on the countdown. it has the spainish motorcycle chase i was trying to link to the other day. awesome.
found another creepy Sims screenshot: http://imageserver2.thesimsresource...r_news_1238.jpg
And as I recall, everytime you had a kid, child services came and took him away.
yes, that would be true. it warrants mentioning that child services was doing me a favor
The Desert Fox will be invading Louisville this weekend. I plan to scourge the town of its alcohol. Who will join my campaign?
Did everyone get arrested at Genny's last night??
I am sure I will join this campaign! Velarde are you still in town to join the campaign? Does anyone know when he is suppose to go to Maryland?
Damn, Brock is bakc in Louisville. Hide the children and livestock
Mostly the livestock
Xota, why the hate?
christ, i need a beer. if anyone want to get shit faced at oh, 4pm, give me a call.
http://www.courierpress.com/ecp/me/...1626,ECP_2256_2See so beer is good for you.
i just saw that guiness article on the other post. unfortunately I "only" have 12 honey browns, so that will have to be my vitamin intake.
If we go to Flanagans.....we get more beer with our mugs for the same price. We still need to get our shirts by the way.
I plan on being in town around 8-9 PM. Will everyone be unconscious by then? Will Jay still be sleeping? Will Burket still be studying? Will Phil's Honey Browns be gone? We already know Church will have consumed 20 pints of Guinness, but will he still be calling Adrian a bitch? Will Adrian be giving Church a tonsilectomy with his bare hands? Will Lynnie make out with a brick wall? Will Marc be eating McDonalds?
1. No2. Good chance3.Hell yeah4. Only if they were smirnoff5. I am sure he will be till the day he dies6. I'd bet on it7. Only if he drinks Booker's8. All white meat chicken nuggets, fuck yeah
arrested at genny's?
Greetings from Maryland, I now have crabs...you guys are going to have to pound a couple brews w/o me this weekend, Booker's is very bad...yeah very, very bad!!!
Lynnie in Maryland = Wes does not come out = Phil does not come out = Burket and I drink alone on Friday.Smegaheads!
brock, i know why three of them didn't come out. wes, jay and marc i think were at dougs bachaelor party. i know that's spelled wrong and i don't care! i was up for doing something last night but no one called and i stayed home bored out of my mind. hopefully you all will go out tonight. i've got three more weeks left of school. how about everyone else that is in school? i graduate next may if i pass the review board for my photography portfolio that i'm working on and stressing out about. those cocksuckers from Wisconsin please bring jagear tonight if we go out! i need a drink desperately!
Here's a pretty cool article about some lady who lives near Chernobyl and goes on motorcycle rides through it, and took a bunch of photoshttp://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/k...d/chapter1.html
Kellie - Here is an idea...why don't you pick up the Jager yourself?Sorry I didn't go out last night, didn't go to Doug's Bachelor Party either, just stayed home instead.
way to think outside the box wes on the jäger suggestion.I just like typing jäger.
Dude, the whole Chernobyl article is pretty intense. I think everyone should check it out. Note to self: Living near a nuclear reactor bad!Ok... its Saturday, is anyone seriously going out? Or just sitting on the couch being a bum?
I am going on out. no diggity no doubt.
i want to go out too. i'm not staying home another damn night. my sister that goes to a damn christian college is here and preaching to me every second about stuff i do that isn't perfect. "i hope you don't do this or that, blah, blah, blah." what ever, she can go to hell. actually, i hope she doesn't because i don't want her to be there with me. that would be freaking worse. trying not to cuss! i will try to pick up some jager, marc said no, but i will! if i don't do it this weekend, it will be the next. sorry for the long paragraph. can't wait till' she leaves! damn sister preacher!
hey marc, I have a video request. I saw something on conan where he spliced the video of the c. rice trial and the apprentice, and it looked pretty damn funny.
i think i lost my voice. hard core. i have no idea what will happen come monday if I still can't talk. write really fast in notepad or something? just have people read the chapter then ask me questions?this may get...interesting.
who all went out last night...anything interesting occur?
Let's see, went to the BW3s on bardstown road. Almost empty. For the record, they close at 2am but for some reason have last call at 1:30. then i cockblocked some dude at O'Shea's and had to be dragged out because I REALLY wanted to buy another beer, even though it took me like 4 minutes to even figure out how much money I had (the answer: two ones and a ten). Good times.
In other words, same shit different day.
At O'Shea's, some dude offered to suck my toe. I turned him down, of course.
Why was Brock offering to suck your toe Jay?
christ my voice sounds AWFUL.i have a dim projector, and a dim voice. fuck me
Practice sign language Phil
All I know is the international symbol for "wanker" and I'll be using it all week long. If my projector was better, I could just type really fast onto the board.
just show them the paris hilton tape, that ought to shut them up
Phil if you cannot talk, just walk into work and start throwing things at everybody. They will be momentarily absorbed with the search for cover and then will think your crazy. Long story short, you get a week off.
i'd also get off two weeks from now too, because i'll be back again. fuckers.
Weekend summary: Friday- Everyone whores us out and Michelle and I drink with Burket ad Joanna all night. Good Times. Saturday- Adrian bats the cycle by finishing off the week with 4 car-bombs and 2 Jager-bombs (you da man!) Consensus- everyone is hungry, so we try out Bardstown Rd. BW3s. Conclusion- Good food, pricey beer, and FREAK is going to get his ass kicked for pulling the upset in trivia. Half of the group leaves, die-hard drinkers Michelle, Jay, Phil, and myself head to O'Sheas to keep the excitements going. Instead, sit on couch and drink beer - Phil cockblocks everyone, Jason screams at us because he's drunk, Jay is mellow but is interested in all poontang within eyeball distance. I'd give the evening a 6, based on getting to eat.Phil - just act like you are trapped in an invisible box... that speaks volumes alone.
No fights Brock, wow so much for your nickname as the desert fox. From now on you are the Desert Chinchilla
I heart poontang.
Hmmm.... why didn't I try to fight anyone? Wait!! I did want to kick the shit out of that FREAK guy on trivia.Marc, video request: Can you find the clip of Janet Jackson playing Condi Rice on SNL this past weekend?
no sweat, actually already in the works. that and one other snl clip that pushes the limit. plus others will be online before too long.
courtesy of totalfark, Jenna Bush sports bruises on both her knees: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...pmm111504111716
VIDEOS OF THE DAY - HOLY CRAP THERE'S A LOThttp://tinyurl.com/3bhrfNOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause to much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because i don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be posssible copywright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks.(1) Drunk drives into gas pumps. Explosion that ensues could have been filmed for Leathal Weapon 5(2) Oddball news: Asian log-riding, runaway parasails, Blackhawks vs. paddleboats, and more skateboarding doggie.(3) I had been looking for video of this all day. no direct visuals of the event could be found though. A church in Glassport, Pennsylvania wanted kids to know the Easter is about Jesus and not a bunny. so they got someone dressed up in a bunny costume and beat him like Jesus was beaten. They are chanted "The Easter bunny isn't real." Ethan Suplee was not in attendence. (Mallrats reference)(4)A favorite blooper of ours at work. Remember when you are in showbiz, even just by being a weatherman, an you are wearing a microphone. either take it off or tell the sound guy to turn the mike off when going to the bathroom, or this could happen.(5) REQUESTED: Conan shows clip of Condaleeza Rice being fired by Donald "The Donald" Trump(6) REQUESTED: Janet Jackson on SNL playing Condaleeza Rice. She does surprisingly well, in my opinion.(7) This SNL skit might go to far for some but is hilarious to others. It deals with Soaked Cork.Enjoy,you fuckin cork soakers.
i would've drank more, but i couldn't afford to be sick or what ever on easter and have a hang over like last time. so i only had half of the parrot rum i had and a malibu and could've had another. i didn't want to chance it though. hopefully doug's wedding won't take that damn long so we can come out and drink etc. is anyone going to thunder this year? anyone scaling walls again or dropping a beer in the uofl school? how about those gay bicycle cops? i'd like to see one of them fall over off the bike, that would be funny.
blink blink
Brock, no fighting. Who are you? By the way, I would have destroyed you in BW3s trivia
Church, you mean you would have fondeled him in BW3's.
Barry Bond sure knocked the shit out of the Ball for his 660th home run. I would love to see him with a metal bat and a Kerry Wood fastball right down the pipe.
Nah Adrian, I believe you are wrong. Also, you're a bitch
Church, I don't know how they did things at St. X, but amongst men talking shit is not about saying "you're a bitch" in greater quantities than anyone else does not qualify as quality smack talk.
damit Phil, it's early, I haven't come up with anything creative yet. Need you bring St. X. On other notes, I was at my old place of employment this weekend and the first wedding order I saw was for Doug's wedding, I guess he's going through with it
Poor bastard.
Wonder what the reception will be like?
I was watching law and order last night and they found a dude dead in his house. The old guy implied that wife might have done it, and his partner said "man, you sure are cynical about love." and the old guy says "not cynical about love, cynical about marriage."dum dum!
I think the house next door to my apartment is filled with dead bodies. No one goes in, no goes out, it's like the film The Burbs
And on a completely unrelated note:Crimsonland, Survival mode: 20th place, 3,778,082 points, jackhammer. I ran out of good perks. It was all shit like "Grim deal" and "Random Weapon."
Not bad. Not bad at all. I told you that jackhammer kicks ass once you get the reload upgrades and bonus upgrades.
what's the plan for the weekend fellas?Not sure on if I will be at Ocharley's tonight (big freaking suprise I know), but Daisy was spayed today so it is doubtful.
I know Doug is getting married, and i will go to the wedding atleast, but afterwards, people can booze it up at my crib if people want to.
Sounds like a plan Wes. Although, I have to go to Doug's reception, because I need to see he and Annie's family duke it out. It will be hilarious.
Nothing like a fight at a wedding reception, or the infamous who can be the drunkest person at the reception contest.
My money's on Doug, that is, if his wife lets him drink. So really, it will probably be a tie between Doug's mother and Doug's sister.
Odds are I will be going to Thunder, so we can do the usual and meet up at my house if you all want. Or we can booze it up at Wes's house. Or (for all who weren't invited) we can crash Doug's reception and see how fast we can cause a divorce. Or...well, I'm out of ideas but count me in for whatever's going on because I won't be doing much of any studying this weekend.
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Hell of an idea Burket, that's cool we can meet at your house since you are going.....just trying to provide an alternative means to partying if you weren't going to be there.
marc, do we have to go to doug's reception? chris, you could take off the wheels on the car they're going to use so they can't make it in time to where ever they're going. or you could put balogna on it and it will take the paint off. that's highschool stuff, but that's all that i could come up with. bambi or rachel or whoever, (do you have the new brittany spears CD Toxic? If you do, could you copy it for me? i have extra cd's if you want one if any of you can.)
You should support Britney Spears and buy the cd, it's worth it, plus with the money, she can hire a new trainer cause she's lookin' a little pudgy in the middle!!
she can use the money to get voice lessons, or at least get lessons on how to lip sync better.HOT BACON GREASE...BIITTCHH!!!Xota knows what I'm talkin' about...
Bambi how could you betray Britt britt that way??? I am so hurt..I thought she looked damn good in her hot pink and black lingerie in her concert... In the Zone is an excellent cd that you should go buy if you really like Britney. There are actually a lot of good songs on it...If you're going for that kind of music...
Mowgli, I know exactly what you're talking about. And Marc, you're a bastard for making me think dirty thoughts that I shouldn't be (No, not gay thoughts, but wrong never the less). God damnit.
I saw a Chappelle show that I hadn't seen before with Wayne Brady. Oh christ that was funny.Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?!?!?
Anyone seen the Chapelle episode where he is Nelson Mandela on an ass kicking spree. He is choking some dude and yelling cry the beloved country. Marvelous. There is going to be another demonstration at U of L, the campus is covered in fundamentalist anti- gay marriage flyers. At least protests reduce the lines at the vending machines
Church, you should make up a sign that says "we must stop dudes from trying to marry me."Or even better, but probably too obscure of a cultural reference: "Gay Marriage Ain't My Culture an' Heritage!"Or, just a sign that says "Deuteronomy 23:1"(here's the passage for those who ain't down with their bible: http://bible.gospelcom.net/cgi-bin/...mp;x=14&y=8)
I don't know about the sign, since I want to make signs calling for the impeachment of Fletcher. Though I want to just randomly put up signs that say "Think. Ezekial 25:17"
fo shizzle my nizzle
solid
holy crap i'm tired. the people in the room next to me watch tv until 3 or 4am every freaking night, and the walls are so thin it's keeping me awake. i hate cheapass hotels.
Phil you just described what it is like living in my apartment complx. Except, my redneck Springer show wannabe neighbors fight and argue until four a.m.
i have no idea where that bologna comment came from, but wtf? first, if you are trying to dely someone, striping paint off a car wouldn't actual do much to the cars ability to drive.and second, how freakin' hot would it have to get for bologna to strip paint? 150 degrees? 175?
George W. Bush, 4 more years! Rachel - We have to be honest here...Britney Spears looks hot no denying that. Her music sucks though. And for the record, sucking isn't always a bad thing, however, in this case it is!
Vacation Day today! Yippeeee. Okay I think i just became gay for a second. Okay, I'm straight again.If anyone wants to do lunch or something give me a call.
Kerrey in 2004. The US has surrounded Najaf this morning, al-Sadr will be dead or captured by Saturday. The speech last night was interesting though the mentioning of Hezbollah and Hamas was suspect
ok, what about taking the hub caps and screws out and hiding them? would that do anything?
Would that I could afford lunch, though there is supposedly free food somewhere at U of L
Hell why not just try a sniper on the grassy knoll?
contrary to popular belief, hub caps do nothing in regards to car's ability to drive.
In fact, if they are going to stay at the Super 8 Motel in say Bedford, IN...they might even fit in.But hey, if you get the vibrating bed....it's all good.
Has anyone heard the song "I believe in a thing called love" by The DarknessI love that song, not because it is an awesome piece of music, but because the lead singer things he can really sing. I was motivated to start a band and try singing because apparently you don't need much talent to make some $$$$$.
But you have to a cool name. How about Xota and the Fairdale sound
Or the Bulldog 3
How about Jaegermachine. You could also have Brock form a band and be your opening act, maybe call it the Brock Schweitzer Repressed Homosexuality Experience
Church that was the gayest thing i ever read
Damn, it's not a day until you insult me. Hey Adrian, you could form a band and call it nothing says romance like a pool table
OR THAT COULD BE THE HIT SONG
Phil- I agree. I have been saying "Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?" all friggin' week. Wes, I actually do like that song, and the album is pretty cool. And no, I want to start a band that has talent. Not like Nirvana. Marc- I was totally not trying to go there.
Hmm, still needs a band name.
I think "I believe in a thing called love" is played on the preview for the hot chick or some other movie just like the hot chick. Perhaps Mean Girls. I heard the song while playing on my laptop so I didn't catch what commercial it was playing on. The Darkness is a pretty cool band. Love is Only a Feeling is also good. Nothing like a good band in the style of AC/DC or Queen. They've also got a song about genital warts called "Growing On Me." I'm serious.
No band can top Rancid
The Darkness has repeatedly said that they are a joke of themselves...Meaning their whole style is a joke on the bands of the mid 1980's but at the same time the band loves that type of music. So they are both joking on and recreatng the mid 1980's hairband style...however Phil is right that much of their lyrics and their style on and off the stage is mearly a joke on themselves. They also have said they never thought it would catch on and do not know exactly where to go from here
Rancid is a bad ass band too church but you can not be a true rancid fan until you have been to a concert and dealt with a true mosh pit next to guys and girls with huge mohawks and leather jackets...True punk rock at its best
Damn Hoban, I thought you didn't like Rancid, but only liked sell out punk rock. Op Ivy rules
olsen twins have turned down offer to be in hustler: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/a...-610090,00.html
"Growing on Me" is on the School of Rock soundtrack. What does that say about the kids?
Bambi- call me. I've got a question for you. Does your voice mail not work? I've called your cell a few times with no answer!
Why don't you just ask her on here, Joanna? Do you have something to hide?
We all have something to hide...is it suppose to burn when you pee?
http://cbsnewyork.com/njnews/NJ--Bi...urces_news_htmlI have an idea what they can do with it.
speaking of people having things to hide, someone on totalfark just submitted a survey titled (and ladies, avert your eyes): "When masturbating, do you try to synchronize your orgasm with the guy(s) on screen?"
Doesn't everybody?
Church you dork...Operation Ivy was a ska band not a punk rock band...two completely different generes of music...Osrry I could not help proven you wrong because I know you rarely are...
http://www.comics.com/comics/frazz/internet conspiracy theorist think this is Bill Waterson's alter ego making a come back...
Umm...what the hell was that last sentence, Pat?
Holy crap! A busy day of ramblings. Church - stop trying to convince yourself that I'm gay, I will not make out with you! This guy's talkin' about chlorophyll, more like borophyll! And all Church wants to do is make out. NO!Thunder: Of course Burket won't be studying... he loves the river way too much to miss Thunder. Its supposed to be nice on Saturday! Lets get down there earlier than 30 seconds before the fireworks start. Therefore... drinking even earlier is a must!Britney Spears: She's no Christina... who doesn't like trashy chicks!Band name: Crazed Buffalo has Worms!
Hey, Brock, how about a band name that ISN'T gay. That one is worse that Electric Double Layer.
Dude, everything is gay with you. That band name is gay, that dude is guy, my hand is gay, chemistry is gay, buffalos are gay, the sky is gay, fireworks are gay, gay is gay!ROAR!
http://www.subservientchicken.com/This is the best site ever.Tell him to do something and he will do it. The chicken can even rival wyld stallions on the air guitar
There is something creepy about that chicken. Should ask him to show where he keeps all the little kids.
He's pretty awesome though...he will do anything.
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By causing an early divorce, I meant showing at the wedding/reception and making an ass out of Doug. In other words, share some stories with his wife, get him drunk and let him do it on his own, or just drink his beer and see how long it takes to get kicked out.
Band name: FecalithFirst single: Shitstone
wow, the chicken break dances...but I can't get him to smash his head into the tv.
Damn Brock, way to rehash an insult from Billy Madison you animal ravaging freak
Wow, Dontrelle Willis is perfect for the season (6 for 6) and almost hit for the cycle last night. Although, the chance of him getting a triple is probably close to 2.5 billion to onehttp://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap...ameId=240414120
I saw that, and I immediately went to my fantasy baseball league and tried to pick him up. Too bad he's a pitcher and his batting stats aren't counted in fantasy baseball. It was a good thought though.
girls, can i please crash at someone's place on saturday? my sister is bringing home a bunch of christian do gooders from her damn christian college. i particuarlly do not feel like dealing with them, especially this weekend. my sister already gives me a hard time about not going to church and tries to stuff religion down my throat. that's all i need is for her friends to do it too. please help!
Hey, Kellie, why don't you get drunk and act like an ass around them. That would be funny.
i'm sure you could up some interesting games and/or contests to play with your sister's friends too.
Wow, Phil, that's deep. Really deep.
That is humping hilarious. I don't know if anythng I say can measure up to the sheer comedy genius.
Has anyone decided on final plans for Thunder, besides an ass-load of drinking? I heard a rumor that the girls may have their own plans, so is this going to end up a guys night out, too?
A guy's night out would be friggin' sweet.
I'll even volunteer to drive for guys night out.Jay, how much work do you actually do in a given day? I think I've done more work at Bellarmine the last couple of weeks than you.
Yes. That seems likely. But it is the end of the semester. There are no more chemistry labs, and physics labs are a joke. Plus, I've put off my grading, so there is a fair amount of that I still need to do.
Don't count on a guys night out for thunder. I know that Abby will be there and I am pretty sure that Micah and Amie are coming up too.
I will also be invading for Thunder. I never miss out on an opportunity to scale walls, race cars, threaten ice-cream men, have Lynnie smash my funnel cake (ASS!), watch Burket swim in the river, run full speed down Floyd St., ooohh and ahhhh obnoxiously loud, step on little kids for a better spot, ohhh.. and drink!First question: When will those attending the Huelsman execution be free?Second question: Do I need to bring my Explorer in?Third question: Can we drink before noon?Proposal: Those not attending execution meet at Burkets early and begin the drinking and possibly grill out. (Cornhole anyone?) When those who attend execution arrive, force them to take shots or funnel beer, and leave within an hour to at least get down there to wander aimlessly among the crowd. I would recommend at least 1-2 hours before the fireworks. (Parking at UofL?) My cousin(COP) will be stationed at Witherspoon past Slugger Field, so we can visit to watch a beat-down. Watch things blow-up in sky!! Stumble back to cars and drink more at Burkets... <earmuffs>or go to the strip club</earmuffs>.Suggestions?
Sounds like a helluva plan to me. Odds are we will need your Explorer and any other large vehicles we can find plus some people to drive them. Depending on if/when I have to work will dictate how early drinking/cooking out/cornhole can begin. Do we want to plan on taking coolers down there again especially if we plan on arriving early?
does it sound gay when brock says he wants to play cornhole?
Joe, I'm really disappointed that you took it that way. I expected that to be the first thing Church would bring up, but the fag award goes to Joe.Is the Chow Wagon going on down at the waterfront on THunder? I wouldn't mind getting down there early enough to check some of the festivities out. What food am I bringing? You better get off work early!
There is no such girls' night out on thunder...It was just a thought, but fell through miserably. sorry....I also claim "not it" on driving this weekend. Oh, and Chow Wagons do not open 'til a few days after Thunder, for some reason.
OH YEAH! Can whoever drove Phil home last Saturday, check his/her car for my driver's license? It is currently M.I.A.
I will look for it, Mindy.
i'm drinking this weekend! i'm f...ing stressed out from school and stuff. oh, on a comment chris made earlier, doug could make an ass of himself without drinking. rachel, you can you back me up on this? aka (when he met you at o'charleys the first time.) i'm taking pictures at the wedding, so anything happens i got it on film!
I would also like to add "not it" on driving!!
I call "all the hot babes in my car," including Burket, he's a sexy bitch!Is there anyone who does not or cannot drink Saturday. I'll take one for the team if need be. Only if I'm fed well!If the wedding is at 1, then we can expect the releasing of the captives by 4-5?Will there be a pre-Thunder preparation night this evening?
And for the record, do not count on me driving either.
Another big question here. What does everyone plan on drinking? I will drink pretty much anything, though whiskey does sound good to me. Does anyone want to drink that with me?
Since Brock seems to be the only one willing to step up, I will drive this weekend. Except no chicks in my car. By God, I am going to make this a guys night out no matter what!!!
what's the rule for calling shotgun over the internet?
I don't think there is one. But since you called it, I guess you're riding shotgun with me on saturday.
Phil, that is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard.
Pre-thunder prep night is one hell of an idea. However, the Yanks and Redsox are playing tonight so I may be watching that instead. Though drinking and baseball do go hand in hand, for example look at Jason "Jack Daniels" Giambi. Fuck it, why not. I have had worse reasons to drink.
Once again, Wes comes through in the clutch with a brilliant reason to drink. BW3's on Bardstown for the game? What time does it start? I have that whole I-71 stretch to get pumped for the drinking. If I am going to have to drive, I want to enjoy tonight.
Good call on the baseball game. Could get violent if we're drinking bourbon though. I'm not driving tonight, but I will drive tomorrow. Pre-Thunder festivities can start at any time tomorrow since I have the nicest residents ever and gave us another weekend off.
Hell, I am drinking a beer right now and it is almost 4:00. God bless leap frog for letting me drink beer while programming. And Phil, your shotgun call was about as gay as Matt Church. We need to go somewhere to watch the game and drink some Brews. Bw3's is an excellent choice. And I'm outty
Adrian agrees with me. Goodloe's gotta stick together.
anything going on tonight fellas?
Yes, we are heading out. We are trying to head out early to so we can make it to BW3's to watch the game at 8. I am not for sure how realistic that is, however, that was the original plan.
i'm not driving either! i don't want to get sick like last time, but i am drinking and not driving! i've had a damn stressful week at school. i need this weekend to be enjoyable at least before i go back to school next week.
How the hell can you be stressed out? You don't even go to a real school!
Two days sober here. I should get a freaking cookie! It's amazing how clear things are without the Haze.
Two days is commendable, but see if you can make it passed your first trip to a bar
I am going to trivia tonight and I don't plan on drinkign
Once you get through the first bar, it's easy sailing. It's all mental man. Best of luck
Adrian - I am convinced that you were trying to kill me with that shot of Makers Mark. You bastard.Was anyone else hurting on saturday?
Saturday morning was quite hurtful, as was Sunday. It's always weird when I end up drinking on Frankfort Avenue
I was hurting for about 15 seconds on Saturday night... damn greasy-ass funnel cakes!
Brock just to re-assert you're a moron. I mean hell, you kept asking me on Saturday where my hat was because I evidently always wear a hat.
To confirm that you are in fact the short-bus scholar, that was Friday night! Maybe you should think about your drinking problem when you can't even remember days anymore. Also, I apologize for not knowing vivid details of your attire. Unlike Adrian, who wants to dress like you, I prefer my own wardrobe.
Short bus scholar? Not bad for someone who models himself after Rommel while mostly resembling a sack of crap. If I remember correctly Brock you never made it inside Flannagans and were dreaming of your day job of inseminating goats.
Dress like Church?
Adrian: He calls you his bitch, so you must want to imitate that.Sack of crap! I'd recommend wittier comebacks like Fecal Pouch or Excrement Muncher. But, go with the livestock molesting, since that seems to be the recurring brain wave.Nope, didn't make it into Flannigans, but not because I was unable to, but because I'm not going through the side door... only the front door is worthy of my patronage. Thus, I made a trip down to Outlook, where Burket checked out some Grizzly Adams' package in the bathroom.Ok, I'm bored.
Only the front door is worthy of your presence, my God you are such a wannabe badass
adrian / marc: I don't have my phone on me, but I can eat lunch whenever this week. Drop me a line here or just come into our instructor room if you guys go get food.
Phil, lunch at 1:00?
sure thing
Don't forget how on friday those frat boys flicked a cigarette butt at a retarded dude.
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