My Reality Show

Being stuck in the lovely city of Dayton has given me the opportunity of watching my Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancé.  I am now officially 25% dumber having watched it, but I did it for the good of Natty Sci and my pocket book.  For I have the best idea for a reality show.  Ever.

The concept would be to find the guy with the dumbest reality show pitch ever.  Take this idiot, and give him his show.  But fill the contestants with actors.  And turn the camera on him.  I want to see people completely snap.  Not cry to the camera, but just completely go insane.  I want two actors to hook up and the lady get pregnant.  I want to see a murder / suicide.  Of course most of this would be improved, but I think the basics are there for a classic.

Posted by Phil on February 23rd, around dinner time | 10 comments

Comments

adrian on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 4:59 AM

Of course you would have to include drunken circus midgets in this show

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 5:23 AM

Also have the midgets fight as gladiators

Jay on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:05 AM

4 words-Hot Midget Lesbian Porn

Brock on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:13 AM

I think there should be a special epidsode where they take a field trip to Midget Town
http://www.presstelegram.com/Storie...1944079,00.html

Jay on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:12 AM

These bastards win scholarship money for this.

http://www.ducktapeclub.com/contest...om/archive.asp#

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 1:28 PM

The hot midget lesbians have to be witches too.

joe on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 4:32 PM

hot lesbian midget witches....its fucking genius

Jay on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 10:10 AM

I would pay to see that show.

joe on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 6:53 PM

jay knows what i'm talkin about!!!

Jay on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 10:11 AM

Yep. I sure do.

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