Gambling Problems

Super Bowl XLIV - How Many Times will CBS show Kim Kardashian on TV during the Game? 
Wager is on the number of times Kim Kardashian will appear on TV during the Game (from kick off until final whistle). Live pictures only, Any Taped Pictures or Past Video does not count towards wager. Person must be in attendance for wager to have action.
(-105) over 2½ (bet $1.05 to win $1.00)
(-125) under 2½ (that's bet $1.25 to win $1.00)

Super Bowl XLIV - Which sideline reporter will be on TV first after the opening kick off.
Both side line reporters must be in attendance for wager to have action.
(-115) Solomon Wilcots
(-115) Steve Tasker

Super Bowl XLIV - How Many Times will CBS announcers fully mention Hurricane Katrina during the game? 
Wager is on the number of times announcers specifically say "Hurricane Katrina" during the Game (from kick off until final whistle).
(-115) over 3
(-115) under 3

Super Bowl XLIV - If the New Orleans Saints win will Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush be engaged by July 31st 2010? 
If the New Orleans Saints do not win the game then all wagers have no action. If the Saints win then all wager will have action until July 31st 2010.
Yes +130
No -160

Super Bowl XLIV - What color top will Kim Kardashian be wearing at the Super Bowl? 
Wager is on color of top and not on jacket if seperate top and jacket are shown. If two or more options are combined as the primary color on top then all wagers are no action.
Black 6/5
White 7/4
Any Other Color 7/5

Super Bowl XLIV -How many current NFL Players will be arrested during Super Bowl Week? 
Player must be on a current NFL Roster to count towards wager. Arrests must happen between Monday, February 1st at 12:01am to Sunday, February 7th at 11:59 pm.
(+140) over ½
(-170) under ½

Super Bowl XLIV - Will a member of the Who smash a guitar on stage during the half time show? 
All wagers have action.
Yes +130
No -160

Super Bowl XLIV - How many times will Pete Townshend do his legendary windmill move? 
Windmill move must be a full 360 degree revolution and be shown on TV to be counted for this wager.
(-115) over 5
(-115) under 5

Super Bowl XLIV - If any member of the Who smashes their guitar what does the guitar hit first? 
For fan to be the winner it must be a human fan. If he hits two at the same time then all wagers are no action.
Floor 1/2
Speaker 9/4
Microphone 3/1
Drummer 100/1
Fan 100/1

Super Bowl XLIV - Will they show clothing apparel proclaiming the Super Bowl Champion before the final whistle? 
Must be shown proclaiming the Super Bowl XLIV champion for yes to be graded the winner.
Yes -130
No EVEN

Super Bowl XLIV - How Many Times will CBS show Bourbon Street on TV during the Game? 
Wager is on the number of times Bourbon Street will appear on TV during the Game (from kick off until final whistle).
(-115) over 2
(-115) under 2

Super Bowl XLIV - How Many Times will CBS show Eli Manning on TV during the Game? 
Wager is on the number of times Eli Manning will appear on TV during the Game (from kick off until final whistle). Live pictures only, Any Taped Pictures or Past Video does not count towards wager.
(EVEN) Over 2½
(-130) Under 2½

Super Bowl XLIV - Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first? 
Wager is on Interview done with the Super Bowl MVP on field during the Trophy Presentation only.
God 4/5
Family 11/2
Teammates 8/5
Coach 10/1
Does not Thank Anyone 17/4

Super Bowl XLIV - What Color will the Gatorade be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team? 
All wagers have action.
Lime Green 5/1
Yellow 21/20
Orange 4/1
Red 25/2
Blue 12/1
Clear/Water 7/5

Super Bowl XLIV - Which CBS Show will get the most Promos during the game? 
For a show to be counted it must appear in a picture box on the screen during the game broadcast only.
Undercover Boss 10/11
CSI 25/4
CSI Miami 15/4
NCIS 4/1
NCIS LA 10/1
Big Bang Theory 10/1
How I Met Your Mother 10/1
TwTwo and a Half Men 14/1

Posted by Phil on January 28th, around lunchtime | 1364 comments

Comments

Phil on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 1:58 PM

these were all pulled from here:
http://sports.bodog.com/sports-bett...-team-props.jsp

Phil on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 2:04 PM

John Wall & Demarcus Cousins = New Kobe & Shaq
http://ncaabasketball.fanhouse.com/...-kobe-and-shaq/

Phil on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 2:06 PM

Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4

Phil on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 2:16 PM

No Olympic game bets have popped up though. that's gay

joe on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 2:18 PM

I will have to read the shaq kobe when I get home

Brent on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 2:30 PM

That bit on how to report the news was hilarious. So Phil, I have off on Fridays now, which means if a karaoke opportunity arises...we take it!

Phil on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 2:30 PM

It's a good read. I like Clay Travis

douglas on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 2:42 PM

i don't think that shaq kobe article is worth jackshit. UK had a bad game, it's amazing how many people are reading way too much into it now. basically it just says wall / cousins aren't a strong tandem together, their games don't complement each other, which is crap. he took just the s. carolina game as an example where the team leaned on cousins and they lost. a couple days ago UK was unstoppable, today they can't make the sweet 16. they played their shittiest game of the year on the road at a tough place to play against a little fucker who shot 30% but made a few circus shots at the end of the game. he doesn't talk about all the games where cousins / wall have completely decimated teams on the floor together

douglas on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 2:43 PM

it's an interesting theory, but no way can you get me to believe UK is better when one of them is on the bench

Brent on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 2:53 PM

Good read, I didn't realize Cousins is avg less than 1 assist/game but definitely noticed that the other players standing and waiting for him to go to the basket.

Brent on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 3:06 PM

I think the argument is made, that UK is better when Wall is the leader of the offense.

joe on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 3:08 PM

My mom just called me telling me she saw Mike Bush's wife Suzanne on Good Morning Kentuckiana for her cooking endeavors. Douglas, is she going to Vancouver to cook for the Olympic team?

douglas on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 3:11 PM

i wouldn't dispute that, but he tried to say that having cousins on the floor hurts wall's game, and vice versa, when that couldn't be farther from the truth. he was using the last game as evidence, when in reality Wall just had his shittiest game to date, as did bledsoe. he was right about cousins not distributing the ball and everyone kinda standing around when he touched it down low, but that's not something that occurs every game.

joe on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 3:11 PM

Chris Jericho, Matt Hardy and Greg the Hurricane Helms arrested in Kenton County KY for public intoxication at a gas station

douglas on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 3:16 PM

i saw jericho and helms, didn't see hardy in there

joe on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 3:17 PM

He might have been with them and not arrested. Radio was confusing

Phil on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 3:42 PM

Your Super Bowl Bye Week Pooparoo
http://deadspin.com/5458631/your-su...e-week-pooparoo

joe on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 3:56 PM

Interesting note:

Scout.com has UL's football recruiting class better then UK's

Phil on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 4:20 PM

neither one is particularly inspiring. #44 for Louisville and #48 for Kentucky. Louisville has two four star recruits and UK has one.

Of course, UK's four star recruit is also a punter.

Phil on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 4:31 PM

Todd Chandler (3 star DR), Dominique Brown (3 star QB), Deon Rogers (3 star OLB), Kadron Boone (4 star WR) and Josh Bellamy (3 star WR) are all in the mix and probably looking to commit come signing day so that might move Louisville above Arkansas.

The problems is that Strong is honoring Kragthorpe's commitments so they may actually have to not sign Boone.

Thankfully they don't have to honor commitments from players who told people they were going to Louisville but were not actually offered. They will just have to be blackballed forever from schools in that case.

douglas on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 7:20 PM

i just about pooped in my pants reading that pooperoo. seriously though, that story with the baby had my ribs cracking

joe on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 9:41 PM

great read

joe on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 8:18 AM

This weather is bullshit

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 8:21 AM

A buddy of mine is going to talk to one of the coaches at Stephenson HS in GA after signing day. He told me he'd inquire about the Strong situation as to what went down so I'll just pass it along.

We wouldn't want him to get blackballed from those southern schools.

Joe - trust me I know man. Yesterday I had a headache all day. Today it s progressively worse. As the storm cell gets closer and closer and the pressure changes I can feel it in my damn head. Sucks.

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 8:22 AM

I feel like that blonde in mean girls that uses her boobs to predict the weather, but with my head.

joe on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 8:38 AM

Wes just quoted Mean Girls? Wow. Its one thing to admit to seeing it, but referencing it is a whole different story.

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 8:38 AM

Louisville's recruiting class is ranked higher than UK's on scout.com because UofL has 27 recruits vs. 22 for UK. In the non-perfect but this is the only thing we've got to rate players with star ranking system, UofL's average recruit is 2.33 stars and UK's is 2.64 stars.

The more important thing though is to compare that within each owns conference so:

Big East
14. Pitt 24/3.21
26. W. Va 20/3.10
44. Louisville 27/2.33
53. South Fla 17/2.71
56. Cinci 20/2.35
57. Syr 26/2.27
67. Rut 15/2.53
72. Conn 20/2.15

SEC
1. Florida 25/3.92
4. Bama 25/3.64
5. Auburn 28/3.39
7. LSU 24/3.38
10. UGA 19/3.63
21. UT 22/3.23
30. Ole Piss 17/3.29
38. USC 21/2.81
41. Miss St. 21/2.71
43. Arky 22/2.64
48. UK 22/2.64
50. Vandy 24/2.42

I don't like the star system on an individual basis because some players are projected at a certain position but then play elsewhere. I do think that when comparing your class of talent to another schools, then the average rating is a good way to compare, but that doesn't mean jack because the game isn't played on paper. For example, UK has a kid they signed named Tyler Brause that was rated like the #70 QB in the country. UK recruited him to be a TE and once his position changed on scout he is now like the #34 TE in the country, but still a 3-star prospect so that does not impact the class ranking because no star was gained or loss.


joe on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 8:46 AM

Did that rebuttal keep you up all night?

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 8:48 AM

Why would that be a surprise? I give you homos the heads up for Pottery Barn sales and shit. I need to check out Crate and Barrell next.

No, the rebutall did not keep me up all night. Just bored and elaborating on Phil's post.

Phil on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 8:55 AM

Damn it brent, how did we not at least not get one of those girls numbers. We had a girl bitching about her boyfriend on a Thursday night. That used to be mmy wheelhouse!

Jerome on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 9:12 AM

I'm pretty sure it's because you guys were born before 1980 ...

Phil on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 9:14 AM

Your mom was born before 1980

joe on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 9:15 AM

That was a good one Rome.

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 9:21 AM

I guess the main point I was trying to make is that when you play only 4 OOC games and 8 in conference games, the more important thing to do is to compare your team to your own conference. In the Big East, you have two schools in Pitt and W. Va that lead the pack, however, UofL is in the thick of things with the others. Is there really that big of a difference between a low 3-star and high 2-star. No not really.

In the SEC, UK has their work cut out for them. You have Florida that is pulling in a staggering average of a 4-star player...that is just mind boggling. Then you have 7 schools that have a 3.23 star average. Hard for us/UK to compete in the SEC. It's amazing we beat anybody not named Vandy.

joe on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 9:29 AM

will you have this kind of time when Pharm school starts?

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 9:30 AM

Looking back at the 2006 5-star recruits football recruits. Worth the hype?

http://cfn.scout.com/2/940369.html

#26 - Peanut Whitehead. It is really not fair to include him on this list, I don't understand how you can properly evaluate one's career when their career abruptly ended due to injury.



Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 9:30 AM

Or atleast say he wasn't worth the hype.

joe on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 9:37 AM

I would love to still have that guy playing for UL. A shame he won't be able to ever play football. I'd say he was legit.

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 9:39 AM

Nope, I'll be in class from like 8-5/6 daily and I don't really plan on working. They limit us to 10 hours per week even if I do work. So I'll be going to school 11 weeks and then off 2 weeks, year round. With SUCOP being an accelerated program, the year round schedule permits your classwork to be completed in 2 years instead of the traditional 3 years, and it's 88 vs. 90 weeks of classwork which is pretty comparable. I still have a years worth of rotations after classwork. I hope I keep my grades up high enough to land a residency, in pharmacy we can do up to 2 years of residency that allows you to specialize but you do make significantly less than a pharmacist. At least I'll be making a little bit of money for those two years instead of paying out.

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 9:41 AM

I agree with that Joe. He was right on schedule to be a quality DE. It's hard to even take a 5-star kid and throw him right up against major D1 football players. Very sad for that young man. I think they kept him on scholarship though to finish out his career, correct?

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 10:09 AM

Ok, this sucks. Not sure what to say really but there are some classic lines in this one.

http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=11837969



Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 10:12 AM

Belski's blog - at this point in time, they are still guessing snow amounts.

http://wave3.typepad.com/belskis_blog/

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 10:27 AM

I just took a gander at UofL's recruits. You guys have a decent class going considering how the play was this year. If scout evaluates your last 3 commits your class could get up to near or in the 30's depending how they grade them out.

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 10:32 AM

The one guy I wish we had that you fuckers stole is the Brandon Dunn kid, 6'4" 270 pound DT. You put him in a good program and can build yourself a quality athletic DT.

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 10:58 AM

This weatherman is awesome, and the ladies were a callin'.

http://www.break.com/index/snowfall...ze-matters.html

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 11:01 AM

Phil - is your cat this badass?

http://www.break.com/index/house-ca...tacks-bear.html

joe on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 11:06 AM

Did anyone see the Pants on the Ground remix by Jay Cardosi and John Belski?

douglas on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 11:15 AM

it was turrrible

joe on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 11:26 AM

Cuban and I were discussing the need to get people together and rock out. We decided the next good reason would be Cuban's last birthday of his 20s. 3 weeks from today is cuban's birthday and he is going out for it. He wants people to join him at the bar. Anyone want to celebrate a Cuban holiday by meeting him out at a bar?

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 11:27 AM

when do you want to do it? I am a no go on the 27th or the 6th.

joe on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 11:35 AM

February 19th is his b-day.

joe on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 11:36 AM

I heard of a thing today where you say a girl must be a Bengals fan, good looking uniform ugly helmet. Basically the same thing as a butter face.

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 11:49 AM

26th is also out for me.

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 12:05 PM

Belski is about to go nuts trying to predict this storm. He says this is about as tight as you can go to figure out if we are going to get anything. Righ now, northern suburbs can expect less than an inch and sheperdsville 6-8 inches.

http://wave3.typepad.com/belskis_blog/

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 12:08 PM

From the blog at 11 am. Brock hope you are ready.

Here are some forecasts for the cities to our south....what a storm!

Little Rock: 1/4 to 1/2 inch of ice and then 1-2 inches of snow.

Memphis: 1/4 inch ice and then 4-8 inches of snow

Nashville: 4-9 inches of snow

Knoxville: 4-9 inches of snow

Gatlinburg: 6-14 inches of snow

Chattanooga, TN: 1-3 inches of snow

Asheville, NC: 6-10 inches of snow

Spartanburg, Greenville, SC & Charlotte, NC: 2-4 inches of snow and sleet

Roanoke, VA: 5-9 inches of snow

Greensboro, Winston-Salem, Raleigh, NC: 5-10 inches of snow

Beckley, WV: 4-8 inches of snow

Richmond, VA: 6-12 inches of snow

Norfolk, VA: 6-12 inches of snow

Bigworm on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 12:29 PM

So when you are at a bar and tell a girl "who dey" we all know what you mean.

Phil on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 2:40 PM

Someone last month did an Iama on working for the KGB text answering service.

I came close to asking them what image blind people masturbate too the other day.

Phil on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 2:50 PM

oh yeah, brent - here's the link for the guy who killed a man for hire:
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/commen..._years_ago_now/

joe on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 2:55 PM

Today is a cluster fuck

joe on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 3:03 PM

I decided that occasionally on the radio Bob Valvano's voice can come off almost sounding like Seth Rogen.

Phil on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 3:29 PM

good call

Phil on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 3:45 PM

if the kid that writes the gambling article turns out to not be a 13 year old I'm going to be disappointed
http://deadspin.com/5459725/bad-bea...-kiss-the-girls

Five Girls I'd Like To Kiss Of The Week

Sports: Maria Sharapova. "Are you kidding me?!" some of you are saying. "It's Danica Patrick, right?" No. I'll take the tall, slim, blonde European tennis player, thanks very much. I'd much rather put my lips on that. You can take the chick who'd be a waitress at your local Ruby Tuesday's if it wasn't for the fact that she's good at driving go-karts. I don't like kisses that taste like BBQ sauce. Also, how can car racing be a sport when you can probably eat a steak burrito while driving?

Jerome on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 3:51 PM

It's cloudy sideways!!!


... stupid ass weather knob gobblers ...

Brock on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 4:42 PM

Been snowing here since 9am. I'd say maybe 2 inches thus far, but the radar shows snow coming from Oklahoma still on the way. This town has no preparation for snow, it'll be fun.

douglas on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 4:43 PM

OK got killed w/ snow, we haven't seen a flake yet

Brent on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 6:03 PM

Pretty cool, Louisville lands cyclocross world championship...first time in 50 years the championship has been held outside of Europe.

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...clocross+events

Phil on Saturday, January 30, 2010 at 1:14 AM

drunk drove through the snow. no problem.

joe on Saturday, January 30, 2010 at 9:35 AM

Strong work Phil. We beat the snow home.

Phil on Saturday, January 30, 2010 at 12:02 PM

Girl Directions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5_HhqcbF_0

Bigworm on Saturday, January 30, 2010 at 1:58 PM

We got a whopping 3 inches at my house.

joe on Saturday, January 30, 2010 at 4:47 PM

What did cousins do now?

Jerome on Saturday, January 30, 2010 at 4:56 PM

My wife says that we got a whopping 3 inches here too ... all the time ...

Cheryl on Saturday, January 30, 2010 at 5:29 PM

This is from Wed. #9 was my sisters roommate for a couple years at WKU.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYQOP3_ha1U

Brent on Saturday, January 30, 2010 at 6:29 PM

I missed it, why was LeBron at the UK game?

Brent on Saturday, January 30, 2010 at 7:21 PM

Nvm, found out, apparently Calipari hired one of his long time friends as a coach.

Bigworm on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 7:49 AM

Joe - Has Cuban decided what he wants to do on his birthday?

Anybody taking off for what should be a national holiday Wednesday?

Bigworm on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 8:00 AM

I am assuming we are going out on the 19th?

joe on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 9:07 AM

What is Wednesday?

I think cuban was leaning towards hitting up St. Matthews bars on the Friday that is his b-day.

douglas on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 9:14 AM

I can do st. matthews

Bigworm on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 9:37 AM

National Signing Day for college football.

St. Matts bars are just fine with me.

joe on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 11:36 AM

gotcha

joe on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 11:53 AM

So when AJ signs with some European soccer club are you going to have a big fancy shindig?

Bigworm on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 12:08 PM

I prefer Austin to play football to soccer, however, iIf he can make money playing soccer in the English Premier League, fuck yeah.

Right now he is ambidextrous, and could end up being a lefty, so he can always become a crafty lefty like you Joe.

Phil on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 12:09 PM

i like number 11 getting those kneess bent to get up and play some defense, and realizing it was all futile and just watching the dude dunk on him
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkqp...player_embedded

Bigworm on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 12:38 PM

Would have been nice to get into the High speed rail plans sooner than later.

http://www.courier-journal.com/blog...970c-757516.jpg

Jerome on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 12:39 PM

It sounds more like a Shelbyville idea.

Bigworm on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 12:41 PM

Works for me. Easier to buy farmland than to buy downtown property, cheaper too.

Phil on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 12:44 PM

I hear those things are awfully loud...

joe on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 12:45 PM

Jerome, are you making a Simpson's reference? Kind of sounds like the monorail episode.

Brent on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 12:45 PM

That would be awesome...imagine taking a 2 hour train ride to Chicago or 30 min to Nashville...Phil, we would be season ticket holders to Predator games.

Phil on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 12:50 PM

seems odd they wouldn't connect memphis to nashville, but they'd connect Chicago to Carbondale. What the hell is even in Carbondale besides SIU?

Brent on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 12:53 PM

Carbon.

Brent on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 1:07 PM

Phil, what do you think about taking around 4 days off and going on spring break? We'll do it on a week other than Louisville and just say we're from another school...how much fun would that be?

douglas on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 1:12 PM

i wouldn't exactly buy stock in that high speed rail, the chances of any of that getting done within 20 years is minimal at best

joe on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 1:30 PM

be done about the same time as the bridges?

joe on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 1:43 PM

John Wall on Coach Cal, "I just try not to listen to him and go out and play basketball."

douglas on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 1:44 PM

probably, they'll actually have to build a third bridge to get that rail from louisville to indy like they had on that map, talk about a clusterfuck

douglas on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 1:46 PM

coach cal on john wall immediately after he said that comment:
“He comes in like a puppy dog and says, ‘Coach I need to talk to you, I am frustrated.’ I told him, ‘just play and enjoy yourself. When you play bad, its ok to play bad. You act like you cant play bad. Yes you can. He came over and said ‘I love you” and hugged me and left.”

a complete non story, just a frustrated player after several bad (for him) games
http://vaughtsviews.com/?p=2889

Brock on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 2:51 PM

I've been pushing for this high-speed rail for years. 30 minutes back to Louisville? I certainly wouldn't miss any more NYE parties.

douglas on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 3:00 PM

96 team march madness?
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/sourc...done-deal-27742

Brent on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 3:12 PM

I would love high speed rail, in the long run it would save huge costs.

Phil on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 3:13 PM

I get the feeling I may be dead before we get high speed rail

Phil on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 3:15 PM

i think the Dominique Brown, the QB Louisville signed, looks like howard the duck:
http://louisville.scout.com/a.z?s=1...amp;nid=3614310

joe on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 3:15 PM

Phil, with your lifestyle that may be sooner then later.

joe on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 3:27 PM

Big East admits error at the end of another UL game.

douglas on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 3:33 PM

yeah, they're not catching any breaks lately

Phil on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 3:34 PM

with big east officiating like that it my lifespan is decreasing rapidly. I damn near tore off a nail when I saw Delk get ran over on the three. I need to be better about picking at these things during this season.

joe on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 5:50 PM

How is that even Cornell is ranked in basketball? Fuck UL.

Brent on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 7:35 PM

Anybody down for alumni trivia...if we could get Brody in on the action, I think we would have a strong chance:

2010 HOMECOMING WEEK

Friday, Feb. 12: Alumni Trivia Night
-One of the biggest Alumni Events of the year! 250 people in 2009!
-7pm - 10pm, Knights Hall
-Teams of 4-8 people, all do not have to be alums
-$15 per person includes: a night of Trivia, beer, giveaways, and lots of fun!
-You can bring your own food, wine, alcohol, etc for your table
-All proceeds go to the Alumni Scholarship Fund

Phil on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 11:39 PM

i liked that how i met your mother went with the major league music tonight.

i need to get that as my cell phone ringer

Phil on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 12:58 AM

when looking for the theme song i found this and it made my night:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odOsx2AY6gs

joe on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 7:46 AM

I am glad someone else noticed that.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 8:56 AM

Nothing like starting the drive into work with DMX.

And for the update that everybody can't wait for, I received an email that says only 7 days left to get 10% of your online order at Pottery Barn.

douglas on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 8:59 AM

do they sell lost or stolen testicles there?

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 9:07 AM

Not sure, never looked for those. I did see a really nice looking accent pillow with a bird on it.

joe on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 9:40 AM

Cuban's house Sunday for the Super Bowl if anyone is interested.

douglas on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 10:18 AM

Pitt might be moving to the big 10, which could be super bad for UL / big east football:
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/...s-break-it-down

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 10:22 AM

It's only big if they take the autobid from the Big East conference, if not, then UofL could get an easier path to the BCS Championship. Of course, Cinci went undefeated and still didn't get a shot so who knows?

joe on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 10:27 AM

Adrian, you doing lunch anytime?

Phil on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 11:28 AM

I think the Pitt to Big Ten rumor was put to rest yesterday.

I simply don't believe it because apparently the rumor came from one of the players. The players don't know shit. They are the last to know about their freaking coach, for christ sake. You think the AD was thinking "we gotta keep this under wraps. Lets meat with seven hundred nineteen year-olds on our team - surely we can trust them not to get the word out!"

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 11:39 AM

I am sure the Big Ten would love to get the additional market share.

douglas on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 12:10 PM

that was the first i'd heard of it, so i'm sure there's nothing to it. if it had legs i think it'd be everywhere

joe on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 12:43 PM

I don't know what I want for lunch and everybody bailed on me and I don't want to be the guy eating out by himself. I think today calls for a walk to CVS and wander downtown louisville eating beef jerky drinking a root beer. Is that worse then being the guy by himself at the food court?

douglas on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 12:44 PM

no, b/c when you're walking around you can always look like you've got someplace to go. you can always check your watch a lot and hold your cell phone to your ear to look important too

Jay on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 12:45 PM

I just had lunch by myelf. Then again, my entire life is fucked, so i'm not really your go to example

Phil on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 12:48 PM

Ha, I live my life eating alone. Man up, pussy.

joe on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 12:54 PM

French fries and tears don't mix well.

Phil on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 1:05 PM

I find that bbq sauce's vinegar typically compliments the acidity of tears.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 1:22 PM

How about a 96 team NCAA tourney?

What is the point of having a regular season?

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/sourc...done-deal-27742

joe on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 1:58 PM

I went with being that guy at lunch in the magazines at Borders reading baseball and mountain biking magazines. I think we need to hit up where Just Like Joe played open mike, Highland Taproom on Bardstown road, for a Cubs noon game on a Friday and drink cheap Old Style. Good excuse to leave work early and they do beer specials during cub's games.

Phil on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 2:00 PM

Leaving work early to watch world cup games at molly's is also well worth it. People get FUCKED UP at those games and it gets festive

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 2:01 PM

Right on Philco. I usually end up at BW3s for World Cup games because I go back to work.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 2:05 PM

Signing Day tomorrow if going to be interesting for UK. One of our OL commits just de-committed and is going to sign with UGA and there is rumor that Ryan Smith is going to sign with Auburn. Fuckers.

Phil on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 2:08 PM

Miles Simpson is probably going to UK though, so that's nice for you all

douglas on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 2:19 PM

douglas on Monday, February 01, 2010 at 3:00 PM

96 team march madness?
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/sourc...done-deal-27742

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 2:28 PM

Demling says IU, Vaught says UK. Who knows?

Phil on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 2:45 PM

the woz is claiming he can reproduce the toyota acceleration glitch
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13924_3-1...HeadlinesArea.0

Phil on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 2:51 PM

we didn't start the flame war:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543

Jay on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 3:41 PM

Hey, did you hear they might have a 96 team NCAA basketball tournament?

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 3:48 PM

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Phil on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 3:50 PM

damn it! stupid small screened website!

Phil on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 3:59 PM

another damn it. there was so much action on the archie manning over/under that bodog changed the odds and the over
http://www.cnbc.com/id/35202056?__s...ag*&par=RSS

I thought that one was a lock

Phil on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 4:03 PM

Why Get Married: Deadspin Mailbag!
http://deadspin.com/5462485/why-get...mailbag-tuesday

Joe recommended that I find one longer article per day that I post late so that in the morning everyone can print it out and take it to the shitter as your magazine at work. This is the reading for the week

joe on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 4:11 PM

I got the motivation today to disinfect my desk. Holy shit our office is dirty. I used some clorox wipes and wiped everything down and it was spotless. A half hour later the layer of dust in my cube was disgusting. No wonder people are always sneezing and taking sick days. The files that we have are the same ages as our veterans, so we have a city block worth of files ranging in age from 1-90. The older files crumble when you touch them. I am becoming a hypochondriac I think.

Phil on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 5:47 PM

looks like Patterson is a probable for UK too. He won't make the grades and the big east doesn't allow partial qualifiers so unless something magical happens U of L is definitely out.

joe on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 6:36 PM

I know Wes has been linking to this site lately, but was this posted about BCG?

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/boozy...-a-little-27751

joe on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 8:36 AM

Nothing like listening to Marcus Allen talk about prostate cancer on Mike and Mike in the morning.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 8:36 AM

I think Patterson goes to UofL, at this point not sure, regardless he will have to be placed.

UK did get Alex Smith one time commit to Cinci, then changed it to UNC.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 9:20 AM

Another Big surprise for UK, just got Brandon Gainer out of Miami, FL.

Gainer is #15 RB according to ESPN, #37 on Scout, and not sure on Rivals.

joe on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 10:50 AM

I am declaring my intent to walk on at the university of Phoenix to play football in the upcoming season, assuming I pass the NCAA clearing house. I may not have any eligibility left.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 10:54 AM

online?

joe on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 10:58 AM

indeed

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 10:59 AM

Fuck yeah.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 11:00 AM

Mike Thornton to UGA

Phil on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 11:02 AM

no way was patterson ever going to Louisville. He won't qualify unless it's a miracle. UK is putting together a nice class though.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 11:07 AM

I saw Louisville lost that Torrian Wilson Olineman recruit. He was a nice looking prospect.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 11:07 AM

how many LOIs does Louisville have in so far?

Phil on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 11:18 AM

8 today so far

QB Dominque Brown, LB Tyon Dixon, DT Jamaine Brooks, OL Jake Smith, DL Dunn, WR Robinson, WR Michaelee Harris, RB Corvin Lamb

Torrian Wilson was the weird one. Oh well. The guys they made a late run on didn't come through either, but considering how little time he's been recruiting these guys it isn't surprising.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 11:20 AM

Did they go elsewhere?

joe on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 11:28 AM

ESPN radio is playing a nerd alert sound anytime signing day is mentioned

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 11:31 AM

That's funny especially because ESPNU holds coverage all day long analyzing it.

joe on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 11:32 AM

To paraphrase colin cowherd: isn't there a law against adult men droolling over 17 year old boys?

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 11:34 AM

Most are 18!

joe on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 12:33 PM

Anyone ever listen to Dennis Miller's radio show? Is it worth listening to it?

joe on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 12:38 PM

I am working the antenna of my radio. If I get it right I can get Jim Rome, Dennis Miller or Colin Cowherd. Who do you recommend?

Phil on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 12:54 PM

broken sidewalk has a good take on light rail in Louisville:
http://brokensidewalk.com/2010/02/0...-plan-from-1998

Phil on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 1:05 PM

i should have woke up earlier to watch Alabama's Fax Cam

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 1:06 PM

Fuck a fax cam. That is awesome right there.

The monorail read was interesting and a good idea. I wish we had something better for where I am at.

Phil on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 1:09 PM

it was just the fax machine. every once in a while some paper came out. then a name was taped to the wall behind it. It was no Door cam.


DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 1:11 PM

that's great stuff.

Phil on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 1:41 PM

to put in perspective on how random shit is, Louisville swayed a 3 star UC commit. One of the reasons given?

"my mom loves the seat backs on the stadium seats"

Brock on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 2:56 PM

UofL can have whatever that one was. UC will take McClung.

http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-...from-Louisville

Phil on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 3:25 PM

Was McClung a big time recruit? Scout has him listed as the #191 WR in the country?

Not surprising that Louisville lost a 2 star WR though. Here are their commits this year at WR:

Michaelee Harris (4 star)
Stephan Robinson (3 star)
Kai Dominguez (3 star)
Corvin Lamb (2 star, considered one the fastest guys in the class)
Jarrett Davis (2 star, but legit 4.3 40 time)
Josh Bellamy (JUCO, was a 4 star out of high school)

Jerrell Moore and DeVante Parker are also committed for next year.

Cinci definitely needed a WR more, and we probably needed a MLB more. Fair enough trade.

joe on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 4:17 PM

nerd alert

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 5:14 PM

McClung's asset is his speed. I believe he has been timed in a sub 4.3 40 yard dash.

Brock on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 5:22 PM

The only reason UC got McClung was because of Dyuan Lewis. It was a tandem set of receivers they were trying to get from that Indy HS. They aren't really hurting for WRs though. Gilyard is the only graduate. Two underclassmen were huge contributors last year and the USC transfer Hazelton is eligible.

The offense will once again be solid with the RB's maturing.

Besides... the name McClung is just fun to say.

Phil on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 5:47 PM

more nerd stuff. The development plans for the shithole area off lexington rd near spring st:
http://brokensidewalk.com/2010/02/0...s-ideas-contest

Phil on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 6:39 PM

looks like Cal will finally get rid of Jon Hood. Probably to WKU

Brent on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 6:54 PM

Excerpt on UK's 4 star, "His kick-offs go into the end zone, his punts hang in the air with great distance, and he has the strength to kick field goals over 60 yards."

You know, it would be pretty bad ass if you have a kicker that could regularly ding 45-50 yard field goals.

joe on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 7:33 PM

not everybody can have art carmody

joe on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 8:01 AM

Text from Cuban: How many Hispanics does it take to clean a bathroom?

Text from Lynnie at 11:00 pm: What is your record or chris' record at Hooter's?

Text messaging is a brilliant thing. No one would ever think to pick up a phone to say this stuff.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 8:19 AM

That's great stuff. Text messaging is brilliant because you can answer shit without making a bro get up and get the phone. Next time you grab your cell phone bam the question is there and you can respond on your time.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 8:24 AM

Brent - that 4-star kicker was named kicker of the decade in Georgia about 2 weeks ago when they released their HS all-decade team. Joker says he has the "strongest leg I've ever seen". I know when I was watching his scout.com video that when you see the holder place the ball down on the 45 yard line and he kicks it with room to spare...that is pretty badass.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 8:26 AM

Of course, Mike Marra is the greatest HS shooter Pitino has ever seen so I am taking Joker's comments with a grain of salt.

joe on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 8:28 AM

You already have Tadlyaka, why do you need another kicker?

Bigworm on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 8:29 AM

Seiber graduated.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 8:30 AM

The Trinity kid will punt Mansour will handle kickoffs and FGs.

joe on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 8:57 AM

Guy I work with was saying supposedly the kicker from this past Trinity team is pretty legit, he had some interest from both UL and UK for this upcoming season. He was hitting 45 yarders and beyond all season long.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 9:04 AM

Monte Merrick played at Bell County last year and he hit a couple from like 55 and 57 yards. He was suppose to be a pretty good kicker, not sure what happened to him. I do know that Mansour is the reason why UK didn't go after him.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 10:20 AM

I don't think Hood is transferring anywhere.

Phil on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 10:24 AM

he is all but gone. Calipari couldn't ask him to leave like the rest of BCG's class, but he's finally ran him off. I'm 99% sure he won't be back for the 2010 season.

Phil on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 10:24 AM

even the WVU players don't like WVU fans:
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basket...rn=ncaab,217537

Bigworm on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 10:33 AM

I mean it wouldn't surprise me but who knows?

This was posted on the UK board.

"A supposed friend of the family posted on another board. Said he's doing fine, not upset about anything. Understands the team is loaded and there are better players ahead of him. Basically said Cal thinks he has a future at UK and his day will come."

I haven't seen anything posted from someone I'd consider to be reputable so you could be correct.

Phil on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 11:00 AM

Hood never fit in with the style of offense Calipari was gonna run. But unlike the other guys, Cal was too smart to run off the great white Kentucky hope and royally piss of the true blue fans. Apparently Hood got the message and will be gone at the end of the season

I heard Hood was pretty peaved when it looked like he'd get some playing time when Dodson and Liggins were suspended after getting busted for possession, but then Dodson was brought back early because UK needed shooting and back Hood went to the bench.

Hood leaving should be good. The 2010 class should shape up good for UK. I'm not sure where douglas is getting the 3 out of the top 5 players, but good none the less so his spot should prove valuable.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 11:31 AM

Could be correct. I really don't know.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 11:31 AM

And there isn't much going on with the boards on Hood.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 12:19 PM

Clemson Football gets the feel good story of the day.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...mmitment.lb.ap/

Phil on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 12:50 PM

cool story. Clemson has always been good lookng out and a class act. They went out of their way a few years back to help the dude who took custody of his brother and was struggling to meet ends meet.

Phil on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 12:56 PM

actually, never mind. I went to look that dude up and apparently Tommy Bowden pulled the kid's scholarship to make room for a linebacker after he got hurt.

Apparently he went to Howard to play and finished grad school.

Jay on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 1:04 PM

Finally, change we can believe in

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/01...x.html?hpt=Sbin

Phil on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 1:22 PM

hey brent, freakanomics now has a podcast
http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.c...gle+Feedfetcher

joe on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 2:42 PM

So I went to White Castle for lunch today and decided not to eat my corn dogs I brought today. Apparently I don't read the things taped to the work fridge and they were cleaning out the fridges. I rolled by and saw them cleaning out the fridge so I asked if I ws too late and the woman gave me attitude in a country twang that didn't even make sense. I lost 2 corn dogs, a bottle of root beer and a can of big red. We have mountains of food that is being wasted because they decided to clean out the fridge. 2:00 is a horrible time to clean the fridge. There was not even a warning email or email at all mentioning the food being thrown away. A 1:55 email saying hey fridge being cleaned claim any food or else. That is garbage!

Phil on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 3:29 PM

i just broke the rules of physics. The batteries in my wireless mouse just died.

So I pulled them out, swapped which side they are on and now it's working. I am a miracle worker

joe on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 3:32 PM

We are amused by the most petty things

Jerome on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 3:34 PM

...and dick and fart jokes. Don't forget the dick and fart jokes.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 3:37 PM

Well I think you confused Bowden with being classy.

joe on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 3:53 PM

Bowden tells dick and fart jokes? Just because you tell dick and fart jokes you can't be classy?

Brent on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 3:54 PM

I am all over that Freakonomics podcast...dude, I hate fridge cleaning day...such bs, certain things should stay in the fridge till the end of time: sodas, condiments, etc.

Phil on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 4:57 PM

sad news for cows. Freakanomics figured out that a cow has roughly a 1 in 17,420,000 chance of being slaughtered and going to the super bowl as a ball.
http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.c...the-super-bowl/

joe on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 8:50 PM

RIP Kentucky Kingdom

Brent on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 10:43 PM

The fairgrounds needs to start kissing some ass, after Louisville opens the arena moves, why the fuck would we ever go there? The arena will be a much better venue for concerts than the fairgrounds will ever be.

Brent on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 11:26 PM

Phil, you lied.

[Note: The announcer at the end says you can subscribe to the Freakonomics podcast at iTunes, but that's not true quite yet. Soon, though. We'll let you know.]

Phil on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:14 AM

the moral of the story - never trust me

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 8:09 AM

Oh know you can tell dick and fart jokes and still be classy, I just don't think Tommy Bowden was a classy guy.

joe on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 8:49 AM

ESPN mentioned a prop bet. Which Kardashian scores more points on Sunday: Lamar Odom for the Lakers or Reggie Bush for the Saints?

joe on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 9:30 AM

Colt McCoy discussing on Dan Patrick how he proposed on the 50 yard line at the stadium. DP asked is it like taking a knee in victory formation? DP did everything but call him gay after that for how sappy it was.

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 9:32 AM

All I know is Tom Brady didn't have to do that sappy shit.

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 9:38 AM

Of course Colt's fiance is the one on the left. Have a hard time arguing with him on being sappy. DP would really get sappy to nail her.

http://otrsportsonline.com/wp-conte...l-Glandorf2.jpg

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 9:40 AM

http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-co...orf-engaged.JPG

And look at him vs. her. Based on looks, he did well for himself. Of course, you have to factor in being a star collegiate QB with a promising NFL career so that probably ups his hotness in the eyes of the ladies. Let's be honest though, he is no computer programmer like Philco nor is he the Mike Vick of intramurral football.

joe on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 9:50 AM

to back Philco, why settle for just one?

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 9:58 AM

I mean really, who wants to eat cornflakes every day for breakfast?

Oh wait, nevermind.

joe on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 10:06 AM

You are no computer programmer like Philco, nor are you the Mike Vick of intramural football. What do you have to offer that compares to that greatness. If I were you I would be thankful for the one you luckily found.


Is that a good thing to say to get out of the hole for saying something stupid?

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 11:01 AM

Is what a good thing to say go get out of the hole for saying something stupid?

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 11:09 AM

In a move to one up Gillispie to be the bigger asshat, Kiffin takes commitment from a 7th grader.

http://www.courier-journal.com/blog...mling/blog.html

joe on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 11:17 AM

that 13 year old is legit they say. Radio was talking about it. More advanced the sanchez and barkley at that age. Question is will Kiffin be there in 2015?

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 11:19 AM

He might be legit, but there is no guarantee he will grow to 6'5". Doctors told Abby that she'd be atleast 5'11" and she was 5'8" in the 6th grade......she stopped growing.

Brent on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 11:19 AM

I was told I would be 6' 5"

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 11:19 AM

And yes you don't have to be 6'5" to be a QB, I was just saying you don't know how he will continue to develop.

joe on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 11:25 AM

I peaked at 13 in baseball

Phil on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 11:34 AM

speaking of baseball, i went up to flanagans with trivia nick last night. we ran into this 60 year old dude that was a baseball savant. He knew all kinds of baseball trivia. At one point I asked him to name his all time team.

He proceeds to ramble off the most diverse team ever:
1B - Gehrig
2B - Jackie Robinson
3B - Mike Schmidt
SS - Honus Wagner
LF - Ted Williams
CF - Mays
RF - Ruth, but then he got pissed he couldn't put Aaron on his team
C - Pudge, but then asked if Craig Biggio would count

It was fascinating. When I heard Gehrig and Robinson I was ready for the old person team, but suddenly Mike Schmidt and Honus fucking Wagner? WTF?

I finally stumped him - "In what major league movie did they say 'hat ball wouldn't have been out of a lot of parks.'"

joe on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 11:40 AM

No respect simply because he mentioned Biggio. Biggio will be lucky to even get in the hall.

joe on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 12:54 PM

Just got my pay stub and I am now at 8 weeks of improper pay and still no retropay.

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 12:58 PM

For the record, Hot Tub Time Machine is going to be awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1FnYvk6KP0

Brent on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 12:58 PM

So Im selling my textbooks on Amazon, I just found out one of the books I sold, I made $5.90 on the book, cost of shipping book, $5.91...fuck. Next time, any book that is $5 is getting donated or thrown away.

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 12:58 PM

Joe - how do they keep fucking up your pay?

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 12:59 PM

Brent - no offense, but that is pretty funny.

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 1:00 PM

You should ask them to send you a penny so you can break even.

joe on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 1:01 PM

I am running out of channels to work through to get this right. Our timekeepers and pay people work out of here and things report out of Jackson Mississippi. Some line of communication is jacked between the 2.

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 1:04 PM

Do you have documentation as to what your pay is suppose to be?

joe on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 1:12 PM

I have the documentation of my promotions and the proper dates.

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 1:51 PM

yeah I think I would sit in HR till they get it done.

joe on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 1:58 PM

HR is one woman and she is not reading email and office door closed

joe on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 1:59 PM

we talked 2 weeks ago and she said it would be fixed for this paycheck

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 2:02 PM

I'd go talk to her and ask her what is going on? Only because she said it would be fixed.

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 2:03 PM

Joe this is what you do. You go in there and tell her you need this remedied ASAP because you need the money to buy your gf an engagement ring. I bet she gets on that asap.

Phil on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 2:26 PM

I recommend putting your balls on her desk

Phil on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 2:28 PM

Craig Ferguson with Kari Byron from The Mythbusters...holy jeez she is hot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3cuQhYijac

Phil on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 2:47 PM

buddy bat having fun with Donovan McCrab
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_a...mascot_hump.gif

joe on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 2:52 PM

HR is part of management in our office so fucking with HR is liking pissing off management. HR isn't really beneficial to the workers it seems because of this.

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 2:53 PM

That's why you dont' piss them off, you just want to get this resolved.

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 2:54 PM

of course, the other thing to realize is to just keep mentioning it every two weeks but the longer it strings out the bigger jackpot one time backpay you get later.

Phil on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 2:54 PM

I say lawyer up

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:00 PM

Phil might even be able to get you a discounted rate for Elizabeth's services. I bet you could pay her in beer.

joe on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:05 PM

My retro check all goes to a friday night at molly's

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:19 PM

I bet Douglas was dressed up as the crab.

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:19 PM

Well fuck I'd kick that fucking door open then, that's beer money.

Phil on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:22 PM

speaking of molly's, what's the plan? trivia laura mentioned going to flanagans

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:24 PM

so do we know any details for cuban's birthday bash?

joe on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:25 PM

UL just got some 4 star basketball recruit Justin Coleman from West Virginia. Compared to T-Will in athleticism.

Probably meeting somewhere beforehand on our way to St. Matthews. Times are negotiable.

I have no plans today.

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:27 PM

Scout has Justin Coleman rated 5-star #4 ranked SF and #25 overall. I know UK started checking him out a bit....good get.

Phil on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:42 PM

Yeah, that was surprising how quickly pitino swayed him. Going back to december Arkansas and Kentucky were going after him, and Connecticut, Mearquette, Kansas, Xavier and Providence were also listed but no Louisville. Not sure what Pitino said in the past month but it looks like it worked.

joe on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:43 PM

Is he the one that has a buddy that could also come with him?

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:44 PM

Maybe some big African dude?

Phil on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:44 PM

Yeah, Dieng. Between us and Marshall for him. Dieng might not qualify because he's struggled with some of the entrance exams. He speaks 5 languages, but English is his 5th...

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:45 PM

http://kentucky.scout.com/a.z?s=48&...amp;nid=4638594

Phil on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:46 PM

Dieng really did come out of nowhere. At first he just tagged along with Coleman on a visit, and suddenly every school in the country is after him. Apparently it is coming down between us and Marshall

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:47 PM

He is a tall athletic guy, unfortunately he is built like Jules Camara.

Phil on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:48 PM

not sure if I said this. Between us and marshall

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:49 PM

I bet UofL since Coleman is there.

Phil on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:49 PM

I like that coleman is listed as needing to work on "Secondary Handler". WTF?

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 3:52 PM

Some of the shit these scouts put as weaknesses kill me. I wanted UK to offer Stephan Robinson the WR from Central that signed with UofL but we never did.

http://kentucky.scout.com/a.z?s=48&...amp;nid=3734487

Blip about him:
Has great explosiveness and big play ability. Top end speed and acceleration are top notch and is dangerous in the open field. Lacks great size and could have trouble with press coverage at the next level, but looks like he could step in right away as a slot receiver or return man.

Strengths:
Downfield Threat
Quickness of the Line
Speed

Weakness:
Size

WTF, I know he is 165 pounds but he is only like 5'8"...it's not like he can control how fucking big he grows.

Phil on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 4:01 PM

I think Ray Rice is gonna change how people view shorties. I think a short, stout RB is going to be the future of running backs. Look at the damage sproles is doing.

They need to see the holes and hit them. Short people can do that fine. They need to get low - done! And then they can disappear behind the big linemen too. It's the wave of the future.

joe on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 4:01 PM

Maaurice Jones Drew

Brent on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 4:04 PM

I hate being before my time.

Bigworm on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 4:04 PM

Joe you beat me to it. MJD.

Phil on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 4:10 PM

this kid that Louisville recruited has my favorite profile picture behind the suns out, guns out dude
http://louisville.scout.com/a.z?s=1...amp;nid=4271382

Brent on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 4:10 PM

Yay, new ketchup packet

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100204...mV3a2V0Y2h1cHBh

Phil on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 4:13 PM

the dude in the video sure likes to say "literally"

Phil on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 4:16 PM

Peyton Manning Is a Genius
The Super Bowl quarterback is also a huge pain in the ass.

http://www.slate.com/id/2243726/

Stefan Fatsis wrote the fantastic "A Few Seconds of Panic" and Word Freak. Good stuff

Brent on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 4:30 PM

Peyton Manning yelling "God Damn it Donald" I guess he was supposed to release or something

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS-9...feature=related

Phil on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 4:37 PM

not sure what donald brown was doing. They only rushed three so he didn't need to stay in on pass protection. With them dropping 8 back I bet he was supposed to release into the flats

Brent on Friday, February 05, 2010 at 4:37 PM

Nvm, I see he was supposed to pick up that guy, just realized there were 3 rushers against 6 pass defenders, that's funny

joe on Saturday, February 06, 2010 at 8:38 AM

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...ill_arnett.html

Arrested development: the movie?

joe on Saturday, February 06, 2010 at 10:22 AM

Just down the street from Laura's bros apt in the DC area.

http://twitpic.com/11oyse

Phil on Saturday, February 06, 2010 at 2:37 PM

30 epic beer pong dunks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9Zk...layer_embedded#

joe on Saturday, February 06, 2010 at 2:40 PM

http://www.louisville.com/content/f...oming-highlands

New Beer Depot on Bardstown Road

I watched that the other day. Hilarious.

joe on Saturday, February 06, 2010 at 4:10 PM

Leading scorer TJ quick to teh bench

joe on Saturday, February 06, 2010 at 4:10 PM

Jerrry hit a 3!

joe on Saturday, February 06, 2010 at 4:19 PM

Pat forde commentary, "Swopshire is feeling it." The sound of that makes me laugh

joe on Saturday, February 06, 2010 at 4:20 PM

Never fails, reviewing a Cousins foul to see if it was intentional.

joe on Saturday, February 06, 2010 at 4:22 PM

"Another play where John Wall knows how to get fouled." I understand it but it just sounds dumb. It was a one on one situation on a fastbreak. just make the basket.

joe on Saturday, February 06, 2010 at 4:24 PM

Is someone other then Wall and Cousins going to score?

joe on Saturday, February 06, 2010 at 4:26 PM

Swopshire can't dunk

joe on Saturday, February 06, 2010 at 10:52 PM

ran into labradford smith tonight. Porr labradford you got a bad rep.

http://likemikeclothing.blogspot.co...ith-part-2.html

Bigworm on Sunday, February 07, 2010 at 12:16 PM

Cal is calling out the refs on the Cousins shit. It's just ridiculous at this point. The guy gets fucking hacked all the time. Cousins was quoted in the CJ saying this is pissing him off because every time I walk down the court I get elbowed and anytime I do anything it gets reviewed. It doesn't matter though.

joe on Sunday, February 07, 2010 at 1:58 PM

conspiracy

Brent on Sunday, February 07, 2010 at 3:49 PM

Yeah, he had it coming a little bit, when you say things like, “I’m a badass. I’m mean. I’m there to cut your throat. I’m not there to be nice." I think you are asking for a little extra attention: good and bad.

Brent on Sunday, February 07, 2010 at 3:50 PM

I just hate it because it slows the pace of the game. How long has this review crap been around, its seems excessive, I mean they were doing it a shit ton in the Louisville/WVU game the other night.

joe on Sunday, February 07, 2010 at 3:50 PM

The CJ article about this makes him sound like a cry baby.

joe on Sunday, February 07, 2010 at 3:50 PM

its just not fair.

Bigworm on Sunday, February 07, 2010 at 7:21 PM

It doesn't really matter, Cousins will lead UK to the Championship.

joe on Sunday, February 07, 2010 at 10:03 PM

The J_hn W_ll bandwagon has left?

joe on Sunday, February 07, 2010 at 10:04 PM

Did Wes just become a Saints fan?

joe on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 7:50 AM

Anyone know anything about sump pumps? Mine sounds like there is a helicopter flying around the house. If I unplug it you hear water fall back down. My guess is there is water trying to be pumped but a clog or frozen pipe somewhere. Any guesses?

Bigworm on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 8:06 AM

Blue Jesus Bandwagon? WTF? You best check yo'self fool.

I don't think you are be on a bandwagon when the dude plays for your team.

And as far as saying Cousins is going to lead them to a championship, the dude averages around 16 points and 10 boards in 19 minutes of play. No I don't hate the Saints I do despise the Colts...well just Manning for two reasons: 1) UT Volunteer and 2) The shit that went down with Eli being drafted was just low class. That was more due to Archie but at this point it is guilty by association. So I wasn't happy that the Saints won, but I was happy that Manning didn't. I guess that makes me a hater.

Bigworm on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 8:08 AM

I was watching UofL play a little this weekend and time to give Samuels a little props. It only took him 2 years to realize he needs to dunk everything he can. I was even thinking of removing the Doug Christie jersey from him.

joe on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 8:10 AM

Samuels every now and then pulls off a nice little David Padgett hook shot with either hand that looks like a line drive at the front of the rim but goes in.

Bigworm on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 8:12 AM

I keep waiting for the ball to ricochet and hit him in the face.

Bigworm on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 8:51 AM

So Louisville is sitting 6th in the Big East conference. Do you think they can get enough wins to get into the tourney?

Here is their remaining schedule:
@ St. Johns
@ Syracuse
ND
@ Depaul
Georgetown
@UCONN
@ Marquette
Syracuse

That schedule doesn't look like much fun.

joe on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 9:23 AM

I think so. 15-8 6-4

Win 4 of those games 19-12 10-8 in conference. Win a game in the conference tourney puts them at 20 wins. Their strength of schedule is 5th in the nation and their RPI isn't too shabby, I believe the 40s. UNLV, Western Carolina and Charlotte actually don't look like terrible losses per the RPI. Not good losses, but it could have been worse. I could see the committee taking into account the close losses to good teams and the Big East actually apologizing for the bad calls. I am trying to be optomistic.

Bigworm on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 9:28 AM

If I am Louisville, what I am worried about is there are 7 teams that are bunched up in the 7/4 to 5/7 range and UofL is in the middle of that. So if they drop one they are suppose to win and somebody else picks one up that is when it gets interesting.

joe on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 9:31 AM

UL needs a quality win

Bigworm on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 9:35 AM

Syracuse at home is a quality win!

joe on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 9:37 AM

Taking 1 of the 3 against G-Town and 2 syracuse games is almost essential

Bigworm on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 9:41 AM

GT might be getting it together after beating Duke and Nova. Of course they lost to W. Va.

UCONN is an enigma this year. They are 4/6 in conference.

joe on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 9:43 AM

G-Town lost to USF a couple weeks ago

douglas on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:14 AM

i would love a UL win against syracuse

Bigworm on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:16 AM

You and me both Douglas.

joe on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:32 AM

Freedom Hall finale is last game of the season against the Cuse. Emotions might be running high and the energy could be a 12 point home court advantage.

douglas on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:34 AM

i'll take a syracuse loss late in the season for sure, just helps UK's credentials and strength of schedule

Bigworm on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:40 AM

Joe - I know what you mean, of course I am sure the Giants thought that too before they got their asses handed to them.

douglas on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 11:17 AM

so apparently antoine walker is going to play ball in puerto rico

joe on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 11:18 AM

to pay off his debt?

Bigworm on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 11:18 AM

He's gotta do something to get some cash.

Phil on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 11:47 AM

hey brent, what was the final damage on the bets?

Bigworm on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 12:53 PM

Or maybe Antoine wants to move his apartment complex in Chicago to PR. I mean if you are going to be a slum lord by not have it in the slum?

Brent on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 12:59 PM

I have no idea, I know you won $23.30 plus cents on two bets for sure but did not see any other wins.

Phil on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 1:12 PM

I was wondering about the Kardashien or Katrina one that you placed. Those two could have gone either way based on my attention to the actual game.

Brent on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 1:15 PM

Ok, just figured it out, you won $3.13 on Carrie Underwood, lost on Kim(5), lost on MVP (5), pushed on fan, won on gatorade $20.00.

So you won $13.13 minus ($5) for the grid = net gain of $8.13....not too shabby.

Brent on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 1:15 PM

They still haven't called the Katrina bet, but they did call the Kardashian comment.

Brent on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 1:16 PM

not comment, im in a rush

Phil on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 2:18 PM

hey brent, can you put $5 on my winning towards Slovakia to win gold medal in hockey?

Phil on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 2:46 PM

21st century shooters are no country for old men:
http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2010/...ry-for-old-men/

Phil on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 3:13 PM

latest bracketoly isn't looking good for the big east.

Last one in? Louisville. First five out? Marquette, Cinci, ND, USF and UConn. It's gonna be a battle royal in NYC for the NCAA

joe on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 3:28 PM

who all is in:
Cuse
Nova
WVU
G-town
UL
Pitt

douglas on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 3:45 PM

UNC is out too. that thought makes me giddy

Brent on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 3:54 PM

Done. That will be a nice payday with 30/1 odds. I went ahead and put $5 for another miracle on ice.

Phil on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 4:00 PM

Halák is playing fantastic right now, plus Slovakia has Chára, Marián Hossa, Gáborík, Pavol Demitra and everyone's favorite Miroslav Šatan.

Betting on the US would be patriotic, but I like the 30-1 odds on those guys.

joe on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 4:05 PM

Sweden is the way to go

Phil on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 4:12 PM

not a bad pick with Nik Lindstrom, Peter Forsberg and the Sedin twins, but questionable goaltending and not a good enough payoff for me to be a traitor to my country.

joe on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 4:14 PM

What is the odds with the Sweds?

Phil on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 4:20 PM

11/2

Phil on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 4:44 PM

pat and I are trying to figure out which women's curling team to bet on. The austrian team looked promising with the Toth sisters, but looks like they didn't qualify

Brent on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 4:47 PM

You sold me on Slovakia, I laid 5 bones on them as well

Wrecking Crew on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 8:29 PM

WHO WANTS TO DO SOME DRINKING THIS WEEKEND? I DO NOT HAVE ANY INTERVIEWS, I AM NOT ON CALL, AND MY BOSS IS OUT OF TOWN...TIME TO GO THUNDERDOME.

Phil on Monday, February 08, 2010 at 11:45 PM

Phil 1
Snowpocolypse 0

joe on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 1:17 AM

the snowplow just rolled down the street and woke me up. Scared the shit out of me and made me jump out of bed.

joe on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 6:14 AM

snow day bitches!

douglas on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 8:37 AM

i'm here, we got executives in town from NY for a management meeting so there's no way they were letting us outta here today

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 8:41 AM

I opened up this place at 7:45 am, it's been pretty amusing watching the tractor trailers get stuck in the snow in our lot.

On a side note, I guess you should follow the expiration date on oatmeal like anything else, I just threw mine up about 5 minutes after consuming it.

douglas on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 9:00 AM

Gay, Mentally Challenged Biracial Male Cheerleader Claims Discrimination:
http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dail...nged_bi-rac.php

joe on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 9:00 AM

I took the dogs for a walk and did some shoveling and threw snowballs at kids. My day is complete.

douglas on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 9:04 AM

that's a wonderful thing to say at 9 in the morning

joe on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 9:05 AM

i am out of beer though

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 10:19 AM

Time to hook the dogs up to pull a sled, Iditarod style.

douglas on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 10:27 AM

that could be a fun way to get to kroger to buy beer

Jay on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 11:32 AM

Chris, I am planning on being in town this weekend, and Chelsey will be with my mom, and I would like to go out. God, I wish i could drink.

joe on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 11:41 AM

Swimsuit issue came today!

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 11:43 AM

Perfect day!

douglas on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 11:46 AM

kinda hard for me to get excited about the swimsuit issue anymore. my days of focusing on barely visible nipples through mesh tops in order to wack it are long gone.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 11:49 AM

Douglas - being married does that to you man, she is slowly beating you down. Nothing wrong with seeing hotties in bikinis. Next thing you know you won't get excited over animal planet.

Phil on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 12:00 PM

snowpocolype 1
phil 1

snow plow got stuck coming up the hill to my condo. i am not leaving anytime soon by car

Phil on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 1:00 PM

my game tonight got canceled because of a threat of ice.

My buddy Pat replied: "wtf, that's like a beach volleyball game being canceled because of too much sand"

Phil on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 2:37 PM

so I wandered down to the dirty kroger. The little hill up to my condo is already a death trap. Based on the tire marks in the snow it looks like so far two cars have damn near slid off the side but were stopped by the metal railing. Paint all over it.

I wish I had a shovel - I'd go shovel that sucker myself. Could use the exercise anyways.

Brock on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 3:05 PM

The weather is weird down here. It snowed ~4 inches from 6p to 2am, then it started to rain, when I got up and headed to work, it was snowing again. I've never seen it switch to rain in the night and then snow only during the day.

joe on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 7:38 AM

going to work at 10:00 is pointless

douglas on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 8:10 AM

isn't that always the case anyway?

joe on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 9:01 AM

Delayed starts actually cause more problems in my opinion. Lets do 8 hours of work in less time and it jacks up my bus schedule and I have to wake up at regular time anyways to call and see if we are on delay and it is pointless to go back to sleep.

joe on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 9:07 AM

from Yahoo on Couaina:

But he’s also the consummate “Body By Fisher, Mind By Fisher Price” player

joe on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 9:07 AM

that is Cousins

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 9:07 AM

UK Football actually getting some props.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...ntucky-wildcats

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 9:10 AM

Austin's daycare was on a 2 hour delay today. I guess it's good that everybody was expecting ice. Road crews have actually done a pretty stellar job. Side streets are still jacked I am sure and Phil's hill but main roads are fucking fantastic.

joe on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 9:11 AM

I'm leaving home in about 20 minutes to get downtown so I can immediately go to lunch I guess.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 9:19 AM

Joe - where you going to lunch at?

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 9:21 AM

Joe - Is Cuban wanting to do his birthday next Friday or does he want to combine it with your brother wanting to drink this weekend? Or is that like using gasoline to start a fire and should be avoided?

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 9:35 AM

Phil Harris, the captain on Deadliest Catch on Discovery Channel, has died from a stroke.

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...g+stroke+at+sea

joe on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 10:10 AM

I think he is still leaning towards next weekend because he has other people he has already sold going out next weekend to.

joe on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 10:12 AM

I brought a bologna sandwich for lunch, but I am open for ideas.

joe on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 10:23 AM

We had people in Baltimore for the 3 week training that I did last year, they told them Monday night training is over early, get home however you can before the next blizzard hits. We have located 1 guy, two guys are still not accounted for.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 10:31 AM

I have my lunch here, didn't know if you were running out somewhere worthwhile.

joe on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 10:40 AM

No good plans

Phil on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 1:21 PM

balls deep mail bag:
http://deadspin.com/5467995/your-bl...ne=true&s=i

warning - it's a two pooper

douglas on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 1:36 PM

i like that it has a halftime

Phil on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 1:38 PM

i needed it. i was reading it last night and half time provided a good reminder that I needed another beer

joe on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 1:41 PM

It was too much reading

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 1:59 PM

If it doesn't include pop-out pictures Joe isn't reading it.

joe on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 2:01 PM

no shit

joe on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 3:14 PM

Happy birthday to the big man JC, leader of Blue Jesus, John Calipari.

douglas on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 3:20 PM

he is merely a mentor, you can not lead a leader

joe on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 3:32 PM

So how does he coexist with Cousins? Did Blue Jesus create Cousins? Will the absence of BLue Jesus allow Cousins to continue to suceed in the future?

Phil on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 3:36 PM

Cousins is like John the Baptist

joe on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 3:41 PM

I see the beheading similarities except John the Baptist was beheaded, he didn't behead people.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 7:40 AM

You know why kids shouldn't have snow days...they steal your fucking bike out of the garage and scratch the side of your truck. Fucking assholes.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 8:16 AM

Cops on their way over. I called to report it just in case it was a string of thefts in the area and they said they would send a cop over.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 8:47 AM

cop laughed until he asked where I bought it and the price of the bike. He then told me we were going to do a full report and that I should report it to the insureance company.

Jay on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 8:48 AM

That sucks. On the flip side, the cops weren't called out because we were drunk and disorderly. On second thought, that actually makes me a little sad.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 9:15 AM

Anyone know anything about insurance? My bike is $550. My deductible is $1000. Is it a waste to make a claim or go ahead and make a claim in case something else happens? Say I have house damage later at $1000, does the two combine towards the same deductible or are home owners deductibles per incident? Is it like auto where my rate will go up if I make a claim?

Brent on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 9:20 AM

Im pretty sure your rate will go up, its not worth it to make the claim, unless of course you kept your $10,000 rolex on your bike.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 9:30 AM

the only concern is it looks like I have a ceiling about to cave in in my front room and if this would help get to my deductible I would claim it and try and get more money back. i hate this stuff.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 9:31 AM

Pitino expressed interest in the Net's job.

douglas on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 9:32 AM

was about to post that, just heard it on the radio

douglas on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 9:34 AM

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/rumors/...?urn=nba,218979

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 9:36 AM

Joe not sure what to do. Of course, the other thing is the damage to your car. Fucking kids.

douglas on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 9:46 AM

i say next snow day you set up a series of traps 'home alone' style on your garage and catch those little fuckers in the act

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 9:46 AM

So yesterday Abby and I rode to work together. I am sitting out front of Humana and look up and there is Adrian turned around giving me the bird. He keeps walking, so I try to call him to call him a fag but he doesn't answer. I then roll down my window with him a good 100 feet infront of me and yell "FAG!!!". Apparently, the 6 people next to my car that I was talking to them. Fun times.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 9:47 AM

Or we just take a snow day and wait in the house for those little fuckers.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 9:48 AM

the cop had me call him back if I got the serial number. I called back with the serial number and he asked how I got it and I explained the online registry of the bike and he said "that is some cool shit. Must be a really nice bike, I'd be pissed too."

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 9:51 AM

Another Pitino article.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/b..._nets_talk.html

"Pitino is interested in the job," said a high-ranking team official, who added that the interest is all one way, coming from Pitino's side.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 10:16 AM

We all know the SEC owns football, what about basketball?

http://blog.al.com/segrest/2010/02/...c_east_the.html

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 10:19 AM

Damn the West for bringing the East down.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 10:53 AM

I hope I am out running with the dogs someday and see a kid on my bike so I can spear him off the bike and keira attacks him and Kenzie pees on him. I talked to Greg Platt about it. It wouldn't suprise me if it was one of his son's shady friends.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 10:55 AM

Or knows someone who knows someone that I can kick the ass of.

Press conference at noon about Pitino I heard. My dad said his bankers at Central Bank the last time he talked to them told him that he was leaving.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:02 AM

can't find anything verifying the press conference

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:04 AM

Best Jeopardy answer ever!

http://kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=44103

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:07 AM

"theres not an ounce of truth to it. I have no interest, period. I'm done with coaching pro basketball. I've put pro ranks behind me." per ricky p through pat forde on Sportscenter.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:07 AM

You can always count on Pat Forde to get the scoop.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:08 AM

http://www.courier-journal.com/blog...spt04/blog.html

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:13 AM

Good news is I found a sump pump my grandpa bought years ago and never installed in my garage. I can only imagine the fun I can have trying to install that before this snow melts and floods the basement.

Phil on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:14 AM

the pitino news is funny. I believe the rumor started because pitino contacted the nets about practicing in their facilities for the st. johns game.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:14 AM

This made me chuckle. In case you don't know, Roy Williams was crying again and made some rather jackass comments about the earthquake in Haiti comparing his team's debacle to a catastrophe and that the earthquake wasn't one because it didn't alter his life.

Cal to host another telethon: Hoops for Heels

Here is the press release from the AP:

--Lexington, Kentucky.

Call him the Mother Teresa of basketball. University of Kentucky basketball coach John Calipari is holding another telethon for those suffering this winter. No it isn't another Hoops for Haiti but rather a telethon dubbed Hoops for Heels.

When Calipari, enjoying a historic innaugural season in Lexington that has seen his Wildcats storm to a 23-1 record and even reach number one in both polls for the first time in several years, read about the great plight of Roy Williams and the Tar Heel faithful he was compelled to act.

"I just never compared losing basketball games to losing life before", said Calipari author of a motivational book entitled Bounce Back.

Hoops for Heels will take place on Sunday, March 14 following the NCAA Tournament Selection Show on CBS and run through the play-in game held on March 16.. The delay is for two reasons explained Calipari.

First most expect the Carolina faithful and Roy Williams to be at their lowest point that day as the defending national champions may not even be in line for the NCAA, NIT, CBI, or even the Durham County Rec League Play-Offs.

Secondly Calipari admitted that it will take at least the next four weeks to rally support for Williams and North Carolina.

The Kentucky coach will co-host a 24 hour marathon telethon to raise awareness of the mounting suffering the Tar Heels are experiencing.

In leiu of cash Calipari joined by Dick Vitale and a host of former Tar Heels such as George Karl, Larry Brown, Jerry Stackhouse, and Dan Cortez of MTV and Veronica's Closet Fame will be asking specifically for donations of bottled Coca-Cola from Mexico as it made with real sugar and used point guards with any collegiate eligibility remaining.

Calipari will also be donating his vacated wins from UMass and Memphis to North Carolina so that they could at least unofficially reach the 2,000 win plateau this season.

In a related story, the American Red Cross is donating new t-shirts to Haitian people that reads "We don't give a SH_T about North Carolina either".

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:15 AM

I figured Coach Cal started it so he can snag Justin Coleman and Teague.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:20 AM

The pitino rumor or the above story you posted?

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:28 AM

Pitino rumor of course.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:31 AM

Sportscenter keeps going back and forth on whether it is a bad or good move. bad with the new arena and on campus facilities and just being #1 last year, good with the balance of power shift in KY and with the the #1 pick coming up and the rumors of the JayZ and Lebron scenario with the Brooklyn Nets

Phil on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:33 AM

With Pitino running around all over the country trying to sign players I think that would be enough to realize he might not be looking at the nets job.

Now if he had only one commit for 2010 and 2011 then I'd be worried.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:33 AM

and imagine if they get the #1 pick, they could have Wall as the PG

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:36 AM

Wall, Lebron, T-Will, Brook Lopez, Yi Jahlinsdi, Courtney Lee from WKU, devin harris, josh boone, chris douglas roberts. That lineup isnt bad.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:38 AM

Exactly and you don't have to recruit.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:39 AM

So when is the next war?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,585461,00.html

Phil on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:59 AM

word on the street is that if they bring in lebron, he'll be able to pick his coach. So someone like Pitino going to the Nets is not too far off...

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 12:16 PM

Not sure how the rumor got started, but from the link I posted it was someone within the organization that said Pitino expressed interest.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 12:50 PM

i figured Calipari would go to the Nets with W_ll and Lebron. Why else was Lebron at the UK game?

Brent on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 1:08 PM

John Mayer talking about Jessica Simpson:

Of Simpson, he talked about her sexual ability, and said: "That girl, for me, is a drug ... That girl is like crack cocaine to me."

Kinda surprising, you think Simpson has the potential being a bump on a log because she's so hot...nice.

Barry on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 1:48 PM

holy crap! just got my second chapter back from the editor of the journal...reviewers shredded it. they did not flat out reject it though which is good

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 1:52 PM

congrats?

Barry on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 1:56 PM

it is somewhat good news, it just doesn't feel that way when you read someone shredding your work

douglas on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 1:56 PM

sure wes has already seen this, but interesting take from matt jones on pitino, who swears he was going after the sacramento and NJ jobs:
http://kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=44228

there's the obvious UK slant, but basically mentions that with rick staying, they'll be opening a new arena with potentially their worst team in a long time (worse than this year in all likelihood), and coming right after the sypher trial, whenever that happens. probably wouldn't be a bad thing for UL if he left

Phil on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 2:17 PM

Matt jones is an idiot. First, no one wants pitino in the nba. He was a jokee, and total failure. Second, matt jones is a total fool. Hung out with him on Friday. And he doesn't know his head from his ass. He is smart though, hee knows what uk fans want to hear and hee gives it to them

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 2:18 PM

Douglas - I actually know one of the guys in that picture on Jones' site. And you know what, he has a degree in theater. Wouldn't have guessed that one would you?

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 2:20 PM

Actually you might of, they are looking pretty queer and he graduated from Male....and we all know that Male grads are a bunch of pole smokers.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 2:31 PM

*** pretty queer LOOKING

douglas on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 2:46 PM

not saying he's not a tool, i don't know the guy. he is a lawyer so i wouldn't be surprised. but if he is a tool why were you hanging out w/ him?

douglas on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 2:47 PM

the only thing i don't like about jones is that i've seen a several times when stories break where he mentions he had heard about them already before, like he did with this nets thing, which only leads to if you knew about it, then why the fuck didn't you say anything

douglas on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:04 PM

nba writer for yahoo on his twitter today talking about pitino:
http://twitter.com/WojYahooNBA

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:10 PM

I was talking about the homos in the UofL gear at the top of that post. No way I'd hang out with Jones, he is getting better about citing some shit but he still rubs some people with the info the wrong way. I get on his site to call him a douchebag.

douglas on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:16 PM

phil said he hung out w/ him, probably at molly's, i think that's where he hangs out

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:17 PM

If not there Joe's older then dirt after hockey

Phil on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:18 PM

it was flanagan's. he's from around the same town as Trivia Laura. He got shot down by Laura in spectacular fashion, and then I got the band to play "Opps I did it again", from Matt to Laura.

douglas on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:20 PM

i suppose he's been shot down before then

Phil on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:22 PM

No, I just knew the band played a funny version of Opps I Did it again that always gets drunk girls excited. No rhyme or reason to my drunken logic. I blacked out shortly after that.

Super Bowl Jamberoo. One shit worth
http://deadspin.com/5469118/super-b...-final-jamboroo

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:22 PM

Yeah Laura knows him and all those other retards. We were on B-town road one night and she made a comment and pointed out his law firm partner, something Bruce. I remember in that conversation I made some kind of comment about belonging to the real KSR and she said, oh they hate you guys. Whatever that means.

I think Laura said she dated The Turkey Hunter for a bit, I could have imagined that though as I am sure I was drunk.

Phil on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:25 PM

You know, that sounds about right.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:27 PM

So next Friday is Cuban's 29th. Douglas you going out?

douglas on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:27 PM

i have kaelyn next weekend so i'll have to make some kinda plans

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:28 PM

Has chris tried to get any of you all out this weekend other then the post on here?

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:29 PM

No just the post on here.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:29 PM

I got a call the other day. He really wants to drink this weekend

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:30 PM

What day is he starting? Friday?

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:31 PM

I think he has to round Saturday morning, but he mentioned eitehr/both nights. Saturday he was going to be out with residents.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:37 PM

I was planning on coming out for Cuban's birthday because we are celebrating my niece's and sister-in-law's birthday on Friday. Which time is going to be more awesome you think? This weekend or next?

And I think Abby works all weekend, so maybe next weekend is better for me.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:51 PM

Next weekend.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 3:52 PM

Matt Jones on the local radio show today

Bigworm on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 4:02 PM

....did he say anything worthwhile?

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 4:03 PM

wasn't listening, but I am a fan of the show so I get emails about that days guests sometimes.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 4:10 PM

sportsnation is doing a posterization bracket. This is awesome.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 4:19 PM

pippen on ewing is classic.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 4:53 PM

There is a common theme of dunking on Ewing on this show

Phil on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 4:56 PM

I'm gonna bet Jordan on Ewing is #1, the one where he dribbled out, turned and went baseline and kablam.

The John Starks one Jordan I think is generally overrated because Michael was just getting on defensive help and didn't get there quick enough.

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 4:56 PM

Amazing to think Scottie Pippen was a walk on at NAIA Central Arkansas

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 5:01 PM

Phil, were you the oneI discussed whether Michelle Beadle is hot or not? She is Colin Cowherd's cohost on SportsNation.

Phil on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 5:03 PM

wasn't me. I vote hot based on this:
http://thebiglead.com/wp-content/up...adle_hotdog.gif

(SFW)

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 5:06 PM

What about Cobra Kai Beadle?

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4005..._0488a99eb6.jpg

Phil on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 5:15 PM

hot dog trumpt the kai

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 5:16 PM

definitely

Phil on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 5:25 PM

my typing is just getting shittier and shitter

Phil on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 5:25 PM

fuck, wtf

joe on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 7:46 PM

so many open layups for st johns

Wrecking Crew on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 7:53 AM

UL sucks. Is it time for baseball season yet.

I've already started the drinking. Last night went to the FABD and plan on continuing all weekend. Next weekend I'm on call on Saturday, so that will puta little damper on my drinking. So it sounds like I may be drinking by myself this weekend since every one is old and can't go out 2 weekendsd in a row anymore.

Jay on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 8:33 AM

I may be in town tomorrow, Chris. I was going to be in tonight, but then Chelsey had to get an attidude last night, so we aren't bringing her until tomorrow, unless she gets more of an attitude.


Don't have kids.

joe on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 8:36 AM

Do you have a 3rd kid yet?

Brock on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 9:36 AM

Memphis road trip?

Jay, horse tranquilizers. Good investment.

Jay on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 9:41 AM

3rd? Which one was number 2? Ha, number 2! Like poop!

Bigworm on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 10:05 AM

Chris I might make it out tonight for a little bit, maybe long enough for a beer or two. Depends on what time I leave my brother's house. The wife is working all weekend so I dont' want to have Austin for the duration hungover.

Bigworm on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 10:11 AM

So is it the NIT now for UofL? This game should have been a gimme.

Brent on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 10:19 AM

Phil, is this dude not playing on the National team? Wtf? we got 5 large on this game?

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news;_y...p&type=lgns

Phil on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 10:23 AM

Gabby is always getting hurt. He'll be fine

Brent on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 10:27 AM

How late did you stay out?

Phil on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 10:29 AM

Midnight. This chick is a tough read.

Brent on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 10:35 AM

I could see her being the type of girl that tells you she has a boyfriend in the military or something, after you meet her out for a drinks a few times.

Phil on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 10:57 AM

Oh, she has been very clear she is single. she just flipflops back anf forth between flirty and friendville pretty quickly

Bigworm on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 11:06 AM

Phil - don't let yourself get stuck in friendsville. If you are into the chick make a move. Fuck, you got plenty of friends.

Brent on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 11:13 AM

Her: "We should go see a movie?"
You: (Yeah!)
Her: "There's a mantinee at 3:00 on Saturday, its the new pixar movie"
You: (Fuck!)

Bigworm on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 11:14 AM

yeah that is friendsville

joe on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 11:16 AM

I tried to get Cuban out tonight, he is going to sports and social club for jello wrestling for Mike bush's 30th b-day.

Bigworm on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 11:18 AM

This is how that conversation should go and you can guage her interest.

Her: "We should go see a movie?"
You: (Oh yeah, what are you thinking?)
Her: "There's a mantinee at 3:00 on Saturday, its the new pixar movie"
You: (Well bummer, I am busy on Saturday helping a friend move) - see you don't say no and you look manly at the same time....(.....but I'll probably be free around 7:00 and hungry. How about dinner instead?)

And that way you can tell if she is into you.

Bigworm on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 11:18 AM

"Sports and social club"? WTF?

Bigworm on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 11:24 AM

of course at dinner you could always just stick your dick in her mashed potatoes. That will surely cut to the chase.

Phil on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 12:21 PM

the real problem is that I put her into friendville already. I need to go in there myself, and bring her out and make sure I don't get left behind enemy lines in the process.

Phil on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 12:43 PM

so we are gonna launch a new homepage soon. I needed to grab a stock photo of someone. I'm in love with the one I picked:
http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-ph...resentative.php

If only I had a reason to use "sexy abacus" picture
http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-ph...-accountant.php

joe on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 12:44 PM

Girl at work talked to me today. She heard about my bike and told her husband a state trooper in Frankfort. He was talking about how the state troopers just got the computer program linked to the serial numbers databases and he got stoked about putting something in the system so he can get notified if it is pawned or ever matched in the database. She said that he got excited about the idea of rolling into Louisville to hit up an east end high school kid for a felony of theft greater then $300 and selling of stolen goods. She told me I may be able to do a ride along if he ever gets notified. I got a good laugh and gave her the serial number. I'm not quite there on acceptance of the loss.

Brent on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 1:05 PM

She's looking a little awkward right here...

http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-ph...-red-folder.php

Phil on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 1:06 PM

it's a heavy folder!

Brent on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 1:13 PM

She's looking too Maggie Gyllenhall for me in that pic.

Phil on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 1:28 PM

like Maggie Gyllenhall in the secretary?
http://media.photobucket.com/image/...retary_-004.jpg

(not safe for work)

Bigworm on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 1:32 PM

Sean Sutton has issues.

http://www.ktul.com/news/stories/0210/705667.html

joe on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 3:03 PM

Girl cried at work today because she gained some weight in the wrong places and mulitple people this week have asked if she is pregnant or questions similar to that.

joe on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 3:23 PM

Anyone going out with Chris and me tonight?

Bigworm on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 3:31 PM

I might make it out tonight, depends on how long I am at my bros. Where are you guys going and what time?

Bigworm on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 3:37 PM

Sweet, I just scored tickets for UK vs. UT tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!

mowgli on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 3:41 PM

how did you manage that?

Bigworm on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 3:44 PM

The owner of the company I work for has season tix, he is 76 and doesn't want to go, my boss (his son) can't use them, so I am 3rd in line.

mowgli on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 3:46 PM

awesome! where are they?

Bigworm on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 3:48 PM

oh his seats are upper level but they are fantastic seats. Row P and center court.

Bigworm on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 3:50 PM

And then to go with his seats, he has a parking spot right across the street that he will give me too (so only have to walk across the street to get to Rupp.

Bigworm on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 4:08 PM

If you click on section 231 or 213 that is the view from his seat, though in reality you are not as high up. The seats are pretty much perfect.

http://www.ukathletics.com/athletic...ting-chart.html

joe on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 4:13 PM

only the view from J_hn W_ll's eyes is perfect

Bigworm on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 4:25 PM

Touche, can't argue with that.

So what are you and Chris doing tonight?

Bigworm on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 4:34 PM

Apparently a luger was killed in practice at the Olympics today.

Bigworm on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 4:35 PM

link.

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2010/...red-luge-crash/

mowgli on Saturday, February 13, 2010 at 9:57 AM

Dutch's anyone!!! Shit Fucking ball's....I haven't woke up on Phil's bathroom floor in years...years!

Brock on Saturday, February 13, 2010 at 10:52 AM

Well done sir, well done.

Phil on Saturday, February 13, 2010 at 7:35 PM

Jesus I'm still messed up

joe on Saturday, February 13, 2010 at 8:32 PM

ouch

Brock on Sunday, February 14, 2010 at 2:56 AM

ROCK ON! 80s cover bands. Excellent V-day choice.

joe on Sunday, February 14, 2010 at 3:18 PM

Holy shit UL won

joe on Sunday, February 14, 2010 at 3:21 PM

So did Friday kill Cubans b-day this upcoming friday?

douglas on Sunday, February 14, 2010 at 4:20 PM

go cards!

Phil on Sunday, February 14, 2010 at 5:06 PM

I would be up for Cuban's b-day but I'm fucking working

joe on Sunday, February 14, 2010 at 5:46 PM

working on Friday night?

Phil on Sunday, February 14, 2010 at 6:02 PM

11pm until 7am the next 14 days. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

joe on Sunday, February 14, 2010 at 6:08 PM

Chris Guetig is the voice of Toshi's father on American Dad tonight

joe on Sunday, February 14, 2010 at 11:24 PM

WHAS 11 just had a story on car break ins in St. Matthews. There have been 25 this month compared to the normal 1 per month.

Phil on Sunday, February 14, 2010 at 11:30 PM

huh, didnt sound like him at all

joe on Sunday, February 14, 2010 at 11:32 PM

http://www.whas11.com/news/crimetra...s-84347272.html

Wrecking Crew on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 7:28 AM

I fucking hate snow. Maybe not so much the snow but my fucking job. I want a goddamn snowday like everyone else. Either that or President's Day off. I guess I could go operate at the VA when I'm done.

Jay on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 8:20 AM

I'm stuck at work too, Chris. It blows.

joe on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 8:22 AM

Yay presidents day!

douglas on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 8:25 AM

i'm at work too, my car's been parked for about half an hour now and it's covered in snow. luckily my boss hates working too so i'm pretty sure we'll be leaving early.

douglas on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 8:25 AM

sarah always hated working at the hospital too, no matter how bad the weather was, she always had to go in. they'd even send teams around to pick you up if you said you couldn't drive in

joe on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 8:26 AM

The only reason I woke up was barking dogs. I just assumed it was a burglar.

joe on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 9:29 AM

easy snow to shovel. My driveway is done and most roads in the neighborhood were plowed at some point so there isn't much snow on them. The only traffic was everyone off work taking their dogs out in the snow. I actually worked up a hell of a sweat shoveling and jogging.

Brock on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 9:30 AM

We've got the lovely coating of ice that's now being masked by snow.

It snowed once the entire time I lived in Nashville, now it has snowed 4 weeks in a row.

joe on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 9:30 AM

I tried using a gas powered blower but that didn't work.

joe on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 9:55 AM

today is a very special episode of Fresh Prince where Will gets shot and Carlton buys a gun.

douglas on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 9:57 AM

i love those 'deep' episodes that made you think when you were a kid. the best ever was jesse's caffeine pill addiction on saved by the bell. changed my life

joe on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 10:04 AM

It was so seerious they didn't play the song out and the screen just went black

Wrecking Crew on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 10:13 AM

Anyone want to go sledding this afternoon/evening? Does anyone even own a sled? We could try biking down some hills if anyone wants to trash an old bike.

joe on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 10:15 AM

I'll buy an old bike

joe on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 10:16 AM

Don't trash an old bike I could use it

Bigworm on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 10:35 AM

And I just want to say thank you Cardinals!

Now UK should be #2 in both polls and I feel really good if we have to run into Syracuse in the tourney.

Bigworm on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 10:38 AM

I am glad I am no longer opening up. I had to get in around 730 when we had all the other snow which really sucked when I had to go home and shovel my damn driveway. So this morning I broke out the shovel around 8, done around 845, and into the office before 945. Roads are fine now.

Phil on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 10:46 AM

you feel good about running into the best zone team in the country?

Bigworm on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 10:46 AM

Yep.

douglas on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 10:48 AM

ditto

Jay on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 11:06 AM

I left my house at 7:15 this morning, and the roads were awful. I guy turned in front of me and his car did a 180. I just watched him as he turned his car around and went the other way.

joe on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 11:15 AM

I'm looking for the UK - Cornell matchup in the 2nd round. I think Cornell can possibly sneak a 9 seed if they win out ending the season with 4 losses. Cornell put up a good fight against Kansas and Kansas is pretty good. Cornell can shoot the 3. They are 41% from behind the arc. We saw how UK struggled guarding the 3 throughout the season. Don't look past the rest of the field looking at Syracuse.

douglas on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 11:25 AM

UK's struggles against the 3 aren't nearly as bad now as they were towards the beginning of the season. with that said, UK is beatable, i'm certainly not underestimating anyone, and I still think they'll probably drop one more this year. Tennessee showed the way really, play that packed in zone that keeps wall and bledsoe from driving, never let cousins get in a one on one situation, and you have to be on point on offense. you have to be a great half court team, and never let UK play you in transition. the ability to stroke the 3 is pretty much a must as well. but i think pelphrey said it best after getting stomped, which is when UK's hitting 3's, it's debatable whether they can be beat or not. Tenn was giving UK a lot of open looks in the first half and UK just wasn't hitting, they were like 1 for 9 from 3. the main difference between the first and second halves was UK hit those open shots. once they did UT didn't have a prayer, and they played as good a defense as anyone they've faced this year

douglas on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 11:28 AM

UK definitely knows how to play down to their opponent though, they're getting better at putting teams away, but there's still a bit of a tendency to let teams stay in a bit too long.

Bigworm on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 11:53 AM

UK just hasn't been very interested in guarding anybody. Keep in mind we have had some teams come in and hit about 15 or so trey this year, and we still won.

The thing is when UK clamps down on defense, it is a thing of beauty. Defense is what will win this team a championship, they just have to figure that one out. I am still waiting for 40 minutes of defense, we had 30 minutes of defense against Arkansas, and that one was very ugly.

Bigworm on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 11:59 AM

UT played a 3-2 zone, not the traditional 2-3. UK had not practiced against the 3-2, but started taking the threes in the corner in the 2nd half where they are open against that zone. The 3-2 prevented driving by Wall and Bledsoe down the lane and always gave a +1 strong side defender on Cousins. Patrick did what he needed to do and start posting up some, he needs to do that and knock down the shots.

douglas on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 12:43 PM

looks like we're leaving at 3 today

Bigworm on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 1:50 PM

I just opened up the courier-journal and there is a picture of a salt truck with/plow overturned. Way to go jackass.

Bigworm on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 2:32 PM

Finally finished our taxes last night so I can fill out FAFSA for school. This should be interesting.

joe on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 8:13 AM

So if efforts to curb car break ins and garage theft, my truck is in my garage with the door closed and the side door is locked. I go out to go to work this morning to drive to the bus stop and my garage door is frozen shut or broken. Either way, my garage door is stuck and the side door is locked from the inside with no key. I have no access to anything in my garage.

douglas on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 8:16 AM

are you at work now?

joe on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 8:29 AM

yep. I had Laura drive me to the bus stop.

joe on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 8:32 AM

I think I pulled something in my back going to open the garage and it not budging.

joe on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 9:12 AM

I think I am still dehydrated from Friday.

joe on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 9:51 AM

Per Mike and Mike, would you rather be heavyweight champion of the world or labelled worlds fastest man as the 100 meter champion?

joe on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 10:41 AM

Friday for CUban's b-day, BBC around 8 then Brendan's or Molly's following.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 12:15 PM

World's fastest man. That way I don't get punched in the face.

I just made it into work, not because roads or anything like that but just took my time getting here today.

I had another 9 inches of snow in my driveway in some places because how my house sits with the air flow I get snow drifts. Two day total for about 1/2 my driveway is about 15 inches. After removing snow for the second time, I did some cardio and then came to work.

Best find of the day. I love me some Taco Bueno. I think their food is a much higher quality than Taco Bell (which isn't saying much). If you go get the #9 which is a bowl of chicken tortilla soup and a hard shell beef taco. That thing is only 440 calories, and if you go skinny style on the soup (no cheese or tortilla strips) then you are at 348 calories. Add an extra taco and you have a ton of food for only 548 calories. Good stuff if you ask me.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 12:16 PM

Oh and we might get another major snow storm next week. Not the one they are talking about this weekend but next wed/thur/fri could be another 3 days of awesomeness. I am pretty fucking tired of the snow.

joe on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 12:34 PM

So girl I work with who was at Dutch's Friday asked how we all were doing. Her boyfriend was in the band. Apparently we may have been obnoxious to the band in that we were possibly loud and annoying. The mandolin player said to the girl I work with:

"I looked up and there was a guy drinking out of a pitcher."

To which she replied:

"thats just Joe. I work with him."

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 12:49 PM

Joe - Legendary in your own right my friend.

Phil on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 12:53 PM

we definitely requested mud shovel. I wouldn't be surprised if we requested freebird with an emphasis on the mandolin either.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 12:53 PM

And speaking of awesome, so Austin has to drop a deuce and wants to use the "big boy" potty so I get him all situated and he tells me to leave and close the door because he wants his privacy. I can respect that.

So I hear a crash and run back in there and he is reading a Car and Driver magazine or in his case looking at the pictures of the exotic sports cars. I chuckle close the door amd hear another crash. Go back in there and this time he has a Maxim magazine and he is staring at Audrina Patridge on the cover. Brought a tear to my eye. My little man is growing up fast.

douglas on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 1:23 PM

that is quite touching, you must be a proud father. as a consequence though he's now never allowed around my daughter, i would feel bad if i had to beat up your sex-craved kid for trying to influence kaelyn

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 1:36 PM

I am extremely proud, and your daughter is way to old. I think he has his eyes on a couple girls at daycare or the girl across the street.

joe on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 1:52 PM

Does AJ want to borrow the swimsuit issue?

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 2:29 PM

Joe are we staying in St. Matts for Cuban's birthday?

joe on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 2:57 PM

that is the plan.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 3:51 PM

Do you have any clue how many of us retards are going to be out that night?

Phil on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 4:19 PM

new deadspin mailbag. it's now called the funbag
http://deadspin.com/5473071/the-dea...ow-twice-a-week

joe on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 4:19 PM

I know cuban and I will be out. Douglas I think is. There are Cuban's other friends from accounting and MBA stuff. Chris I think is on call and Phil posted he was working. Not sure who else.

Phil on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 4:25 PM

I will be out until 11pm or so - not drinking believe it or not. But I'll be out.

joe on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 5:15 PM

MY GARAGE DOOR OPENED!

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 5:16 PM

Is all your shit in there?

joe on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 5:21 PM

Yep. The ice on the ground freezing to the door didn't help my morning at all.

joe on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 6:06 PM

Keira had a vet trip today for hip x-rays for AKC breeding stuff and a teeth cleaning. She had an extra dose of anesthesia to keep her knocked out and she is wicked drunk right now. She just ran into a wall and then pissed herself then ran into the table walking sideways.

joe on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 6:25 PM

Women's curling is fantastic

Phil on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 6:26 PM

i like to think this interaction happened between you and keira
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo

joe on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 6:34 PM

Its Friday night all over again, exchange her pissing for my vomiting.

Brent on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 11:57 PM

What were they chanting at the end of the game?

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 12:12 AM

I have no clue, but a couple bottles were chucked onto the floor. Way to stay classy MSU.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 1:20 AM

Cousins telling fans to call him some more.

http://www.wildcatworld.com/?p=7754

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 7:01 AM

You know who else they did that to...Tim Tebow. Tebow scored a TD and did the call me hand signal.

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 7:02 AM

I just watched the video. Tebow so did that first.

Phil on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 7:56 AM

If you work until 8am and start drinking, are you starting late or ending strong?

douglas on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 8:02 AM

whatever it is, it's impressive

douglas on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 8:02 AM

UK's best win of the year so far

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 8:04 AM

You are an alcoholic like the people working overnight at UPS.

So today is Ash Wednesday and the Cathedral has masses at 11 and 12. I was contemplating going at lunch. Work schedules a training session from 11-12:30. Do you all think I should go all holy day of obligation on work's ass?

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 8:04 AM

Douglas, expand on that?

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 8:10 AM

I sent an email inquiry about missing training to receive ashes.

douglas on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 8:30 AM

Miss St played their absolute best game of the season, at one point in the second half they were hitting like 75% or some crazy shit like that, just launching everything from NBA range and hitting it, including a bank or two uncalled. easily one of those games where you say they got all the right bounces. what i said the other day about how to beat UK, they did all that, they were dropping threes, the collapsing zone, forcing UK to shoot 3's, which they only hit like 17% of, they were making circus shots, and UK still won. where they sucked on offense they made up for on rebounds and blocks. Miss St's playing for a tournament bid at home, very hostile for UK, they took Miss St's best when they weren't playing their best themselves, and still won. that's the mark of a great team.

i still say they drop another game or two probably, which would be fine, but i was more impressed with the win last night than any other win so far this season. at vandy this weekend could definitely top it though

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 8:35 AM

So their best win of the season is against a team on the bubble?

douglas on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 8:41 AM

yup, remember they were ranked just a couple weeks ago, they don't suck. and i should probably say i was more impressed with that win personally than any other win, although technically it may not be their "best" win. don't know if you watched it, but miss state gave them their hardest game of the year. it wasn't like south carolina where UK blew the game, Miss state played like studs last night in the second half, and UK took it and never let the game get away from them.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 9:38 AM

Mississippi State is a tough place to get a win at. I won't call it the best win of the season, but it is a solid win no doubt. State is much better at home or on the road. So far UK's best win of the season is beating #12 UT and Vandy when they were #24. Vandy was one of the hottest teams in the country at that time. If UK can beat Vandy in Nashville, that will be the best win.

Of course UofL and UCONN wins look much better now.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 9:39 AM

* much better at home than on the road.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 9:40 AM

Of course, the other big stat is MSU hit 10 treys and UK hit 4. It's tough to get a win on the road when you shoot 4/24 from long range.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 9:46 AM

Abby just sent this to me on Humana. Will be interesting to see how this plays out considering my brother, wife, and sister-in-law all work for Humana.

See fox 41 news alert. Letting go 2500 and adding 1100 positions to result in net loss of 1400 positions

http://www.fox41.com/global/story.asp?s=11997358

Brock on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 9:48 AM

Do you guys ever properly cite the UK boards from which you take these quotes?

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 9:48 AM

What quotes?

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 9:50 AM

If you are questioning my opinion, I am semi intelligent, therefore, can formulate one on my own.

For example, I think you are a homo. No citation needed.

BURN!!!!!

Damn today is a slow day.

Brock on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 9:51 AM

The 15 pages of analysis above that I don't bother to read.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 9:52 AM

Why would you, not like Cinci is going to play UK anyway this year.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 9:54 AM

Apparently they talked the jumper down from the Sherman Minton Bridge this morning.

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 9:59 AM

I was hoping he would jump. We were discussing it earlier in the office.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 10:08 AM

Joe - that is just funny you talking about going to get ashes and then hoping he'd jump.

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 10:12 AM

That is why I need to go. Perhaps for Lent I will try to be a better person. I have 2 turkey sandwiches at my desk I can't eat because of the whole Catholic thing.

The whole jumping thing was because someone asked me to figure out the velocity at which he would hit the water if he was 100 ft above the water (i made sure it was in a vacuum to make things easier).

douglas on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 10:14 AM

at least your math background is finally coming in handy

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 10:19 AM

The nurses that think they are better then me in our office that went to Bellarmine couldn't figure it out.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 10:25 AM

When does UofL play UCONN?

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 10:35 AM

2/28/09

I'm going cliche and every game for the rest of the season is the biggest game of the season.

douglas on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 10:42 AM

honestly for UL every remaining game is the biggest game of the season, they're on the bubble, they can't afford a fuck up. and if they can score another upset, i know they get syracuse again and i think gtown, that would be huge

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 10:42 AM

Probably true for both schools. UofL trying to make the tourney and UK trying to get a #1 seed.

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 11:12 AM

What the hell, training is already over. Worst scheduled training ever.

Barry on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 11:21 AM

hey Joe, Ash Wednesday isn't a Holy Day of Obligation. Kind of funny because everyone treats it like it is (myself included) and then miss real holy days like solemnity of Mary, Mother of God (January 1st). I do it too, just makes you wonder how people came to view Ash Wednesday as a holy day.

douglas on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 11:33 AM

i went to public school so i never knew people put ash on their heads, so i'm walking around bellarmine, a catholic campus freshman year not having a clue what's going on, i finally go up to tommy to ask why everyone has dirt on their face. needless to say he called me an idiot

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 11:41 AM

You're right Barry. It is one of those days that you are expected to go but not a Holy Day of Obligation. I believe Holy Thursday and Good Friday are days like that too where you go but it is not a holy day of obligation.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 12:32 PM

That forbidden chicken tasted extra good today.

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 1:01 PM

All brought for lunch was a turkey sandwich. Damn you Lent. I am really hungry. Despite my poor effort in the past at Catholicism, the Archbishop did point out that Ash Wednesday to start Lent is a clean slate, a new beginning. Maybe I'll try not to suck.

Brent on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 1:31 PM

Remember not to leave out that whole, no sex before marriage covenant.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 1:34 PM

I received this email from a friend today, obvioiusly this is a sign since we are going there Friday. In a couple emails later, he told me this could be the best beer he has ever had. Can anybody confirm?

Have you ever been to the Bluegrass brewing company? I had a beer from there on Saturday that was out of this world good. It was a Bourbon barrel aged Stout.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 1:35 PM

* obviously

douglas on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 1:41 PM

on top of the sex before marriage, the living in sin is another one. so who's moving out? who gets the dogs?

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 1:43 PM

Douglas is right, you should boot her out and keep her dogs...atleast Kiera. That is one awesome bitch.

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 2:21 PM

I said try, I didn't say I would be good at this whole Catholic thing.

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 2:26 PM

In other words I do just enough to not come off as a complete failure to my mom. Chris she gave up on so I try to do enough to not make her feel like she was also a failure. I don't know how well that is working.

douglas on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 2:37 PM

you're giving her hope for grandkids, i'm sure that's enough for now

Barry on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 2:55 PM

I think we're supposed to fast today anyway so good on you for avoiding the turkey

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 2:59 PM

I think hope for grandkids is still Chris' department.

douglas on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 3:23 PM

you have a live in girlfriend, in your mom's head there's hope. trust me

douglas on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 3:27 PM

i'm getting it bad now from my sister and mom, kaelyn's not a baby anymore and they're in withdrawal. once you put a ring on it, the women in your family view you strictly as baby making machines

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 3:33 PM

Shouldn't your sister be engaged by now?

douglas on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 3:36 PM

yes, she got diamond earrings for v-day, and i told her that was a cheap cop out. i think she knew that already though

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 3:46 PM

Joe - wait as long as you can.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 3:46 PM

And when you don't think you can string it out anymore, just wait longer.

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 3:51 PM

We are different...you guys just don't understand.

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 3:51 PM

I couldn't type that without laughing

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 3:52 PM

OH so Laura isn't dropping hints at wanting a ring?

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 3:52 PM

I don't think she is.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 3:54 PM

Or is she just coming out and saying she wants one?

Oh I bet she is, but like most men you are completely oblivious.

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 3:58 PM

You may be right.

Good thing is she doesn't have friends that are getting married or having kids or parents in town pressuring her. Her brother is 30 and in a 10+ year relationship with no engagement yet. Sounds like Natty Sci material. He gets the attention of why aren't you engaged yet or having kids yet. The older sibling is a good cop out for things.

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 4:01 PM

I am sensing feelings of regret from people?

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 4:09 PM

Wes, isn't it time for AJ to have a little brother or sister. Turn the table and the conversation isn't as fun. Anyways, this is super gay, UK basketball sucks and really shows no signs of a good win all season.

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 4:10 PM

Win or lose, these close games are not good. A close game here or there is ok, but consistent close wins against much lower talent is not a confidence builder showing that they are that good of a team.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 4:35 PM

I'd love another one running around. Problem is I am going back to school full-time in July and kids are expensive. I think we might try to plan for another one for a couple months after I graduate, and then we might fill the gap with an adoption.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 4:38 PM

Parrish of CBS Sports disagrees. But that is okay, you are just stubborn.

What I find to be interesting with the UK team is they aren' tforcing their will on their opponents, instead, they win playing the other team's style. And that is pretty darn impressive if you ask me.

http://new.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/...271764/20103133

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 4:44 PM

For daycare alone, and AJ goes part time...we pay $6968, which is reduced from what we were paying $9828. If your kid doesn't go to daycare you still have to pay. They cost more when they are younger because they require much more personalized attention/care.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 4:45 PM

Those are annual figures. Weekly rates are $134 vs. $189.

joe on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 10:39 PM

UL's biggest win of the season

Phil on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 11:08 PM

The Case For An Older Woman
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/2...an-older-woman/

OK Cupid breaks down dude's best bet to enter what they call the "zone of greatness"

Phil on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 1:27 AM

ok, im watching the two man luge because the feed for hockey is jacked up.

who the fuck looked at luge and thought "fuck it, let's do it with two dudes!" Also, why don't they do a mixed luge?

google has something where you can watch people in real time tweet about stuff. it's fun watching the gay jokes roll in:
http://www.google.com/search?q=two+...ved=0CDQQ5QUwCQ

Brent on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 9:28 AM

Joe, is there a specific height that you can jump into the water which you will sustain a injury?

joe on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 9:43 AM

no clue

joe on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 9:46 AM

Per Cuban on his upcoming CUMPLEAñOS:

Friday for my b-day, BBC around 8 then Brendan's or Molly's following.

joe on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 12:33 PM

I learned today that there is a breaking point when eating Combos where with 1 combo you feel as if your stomach exploded and you don't have time to grab reading material.

Phil on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 12:54 PM

shit your pants?

Bigworm on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 12:57 PM

Rajaan Bennett - RB out of Georgia that UK recruited by signed with Vandy shot and killed last night in a murder-suicide.

http://www.ajc.com/news/cobb/mceach...all-311184.html

Brent on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 1:17 PM

That is a confusing article, very poorly written.

joe on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 2:53 PM

Pretty damn close, Phil.

Jerome on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 3:12 PM

If I was this dedicated to baseball, I would've made the show ...
http://ironicallyearnest.tumblr.com...ng-via-uniwatch

Phil on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 3:18 PM

which combos? Certainly not the peperoni ones. those would never harm you, they are too wonderful

joe on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 3:32 PM

7 oz bag of pepperoni pizza combos. I didn't even finish the bag before it kicked my ass.

Brock on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 3:44 PM

I second Phil. The pepperoni combos are pretty good. You might have a tapeworm.

Phil on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 4:23 PM

thursday fun bag:
http://deadspin.com/5474267/subway-...t=Google+Reader

Phil on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 4:23 PM

brent calls combos the ideal food for road trips and I can't say I disagree with him

Brent on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 4:37 PM

Just getting ready to chime in, good looking Phil

Bigworm on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 4:40 PM

I can't comment on Combos because it has been about 10 years since I have had any, however, I can comment on what doesn't make a nice long road trip much fun. ADRIAN.

That kid was worthless when we drove to New Orleans. First of all he has to piss every hour and then he drove a whopping hour on the way there. I am not even sure I let him drive on teh way home.

Phil on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 5:08 PM

hey brock - civ 5 announced
http://hellforge.gameriot.com/blogs...t-Firaxis-Games

Phil on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 5:09 PM

you can get vouchers for Microsoft education stuff here:
https://kyelevateamerica.ky.gov/

Joe, you do the IT stuff and I can get you a job here no problem...

Phil on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 5:44 PM

nice, open mic on the replay of the US hockey game

talking about a swedish ref that butchered a game yesterday, and how even the olympics can't get it right. They are predicting a US win over Norway at 8-1 or 7-2.

Now they are talking about how they can't believe they are being preempted for curling.

Phil on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 5:48 PM

A midget is answering questions on reddit:
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/commen...son_midget_ama/

Best part was someone asking what position worked best. He said he can do doggy style standing up.

joe on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 8:26 PM

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...0352/1008/rss01

Don't eliminate my bus!

Also, watching the cuse manhandle g-town really makes me think that UK has nothing to worry about against the cuse in the tournament.

joe on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 9:10 PM

wow g-town came back

joe on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 8:41 AM

Not to sound gay, but I have a fashion question. There is a guy in our office that rocks the shirt and tie with no belt. Is this a fashion faux paux?

douglas on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 9:35 AM

yes

Bigworm on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 10:26 AM

Gtown doesn't have any guards that can match the outside shooting ability of The Cuse, nor do they have a three than can hang with Johnson. Not a problem for UK.

The Cuse doesn't have anybody that can hang with Cousins/Patterson tandem. And don't even make me break out Blue Jesus into the equation.

douglas on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 10:46 AM

do it! do it!

joe on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 10:48 AM

Wes will do it after he reads his sources blogs so they can tell him what his opinion should be.

Bigworm on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 10:50 AM

Yeah that's right, because it isn't obvious that nobody else in college basketball can take over a game like John Wall. He is the straw that stirs the drink and havoc by knifing through that zone defense. If you collapse on Wall you give Bledsoe and Dodson open looks from outside. If they dont' knock them down we win by 4, if they do, we win by 10+.

Bigworm on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 10:53 AM

I really hope that we get the opportunity to play Kansas/Cuse/ or
"insert name here" in the tournament. Right now, the only team capable of beating UK are themselves....or Devin Downey.

Bigworm on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 10:54 AM

I think GTown would be an interesting matchup with Monroe-Cousins.

joe on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 10:57 AM

Tuesday is Samuels-Monroe. Might be worth watching.

Bigworm on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 10:57 AM

And Cuse/Gtown game is just another shining example of what happens when you overlook someone. Cuse was practicing for Gtown and overlooking the dirty birds completely...and it bit the in the ass.

Bigworm on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 10:59 AM

I don't think Samuels is quick enough to guard Monroe, but if it is at Freedom Hall they will get some home cooking for sure. My prediction, Monroe sidelined with 2 fouls in the first 10 minutes and picks up his 3rd foul by the 16 minute mark in the second half.

Bigworm on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 11:00 AM

Of course if John Wall breaks his foot that could be an interesting development.

joe on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 11:03 AM

Samuels offensively has grown a pair which could lead to problems.

Bigworm on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 11:07 AM

That he has, it is actually a good thing for the Cards that he is trying to flush everything now. I guess he really doesn't want to come back to play for Pitino.

Bigworm on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 11:10 AM

You know you are big time when you got our own dance move.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMzL4Njt48A

Bigworm on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 11:10 AM

YOUR

joe on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 11:12 AM

Tiger interview live on the radio. He is calling out the media to leave him and his family alone. He also said I have a lot of work on myself.

Other topics so far:
Budhism
Performance enhancing drugs
Paparazzi photos of kids

Bigworm on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 11:14 AM

Has he worked in a 9/11 or death of Teddy Kennedy reference yet?

joe on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 11:16 AM

You believed in me once and I hope that you can believe in me again. I need to find my center and balance and be more respectful of the game. I don't know when I will be back to the game, but I haven't ruled out this year.

joe on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 12:36 PM

Worm, Tiger is different, he didn't pay for the abortion for the porn star and the other time he knocked her up she had a miscarriage. In her carrying of the kid she didn't want to bring it up because she actually developed feelings for him and it became more then physical and she didn't want to hurt him. there was no extortion, just true love.

Bigworm on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 12:49 PM

I damn near shed a tear.

douglas on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 1:24 PM

porn stars are very emotional creatures

joe on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 1:46 PM

To quote family guy, "Porn stars are people too, just dead on the inside."

joe on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 2:35 PM

So I had to send an email attaching a document for work to this chick and she responds thanks douchebag. Really caught me off guard

Bigworm on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 3:18 PM

Should followed it up with a phone call that goes like "Cock gobbler, did you call me a douchebag?"

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 4:23 PM

ULs biggest win of the season

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 5:09 PM

Kind of cool, KHSAA website is showing the wrestling state championships live. Looks like Trinity might have it wrapped up already with out even having wrestled the finals yet. They have a guy in the final of 6 of 14 weight classes.

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 5:18 PM

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/rando...mmercial-chick/

This sounds like somethign phil has written before.

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 5:41 PM

So the wrestling feed was a still camera with no sound for a while of people moving mats and a random beach ball. It was entertaining. They actually have commentators now and about ready to wrestle. This is pretty cool.

Barry on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 5:45 PM

lsu found a way to lose another won. come on tigers

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 5:46 PM

Strong work. Barry, Joe Carr is now Woodford County's coach.

Barry on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 5:46 PM

*one

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 5:51 PM

It was a loss to a very dangerous Miss St. team. They were UK's best win of the season. You should be thrilled LSU only lost by 1 to such a good team.

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 5:54 PM

http://www.vg.no/sport/ol/2010/arti...hp?artid=589446

Hot curler's side nip.

Barry on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 5:55 PM

joe i have audio, but no video

Barry on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 5:56 PM

nevermind got it

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 5:56 PM

That sucks. It opened up for me in a separate windows media player window.

Barry on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 5:59 PM

how are they not zooming in on Miss Kentucky?

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 6:07 PM

st. x vs trinity for the state championship in one weight class. awesome.

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 6:19 PM

8th grader just won state

Barry on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 6:28 PM

well that was an asskickin

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 6:29 PM

break his wrist!

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 6:31 PM

Quit buffering internet video feed. Need to watch another wrestler from Trinity kick ass

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 6:33 PM

119 Rock better not lose to a 7th grader from Ryle

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 6:42 PM

trinity was won 2 of the first 3 weight classes. Trinity guy just won and jumped into the stands and crowd surfed. Awesome.

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 6:42 PM

take that 7th grader

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 6:56 PM

Horrible officiating...what kind of ref would call 2 fouls on W_ll in the first half!

Barry on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 7:20 PM

i quit following for awhile, trying to catch the trinity matches

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 7:23 PM

I haven't watched in a while either. Trinity has 3 in a row coming up next

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 7:36 PM

Trinity is 3 for 3

Barry on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 7:49 PM

trinity-x match up next

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 7:53 PM

Boring first period.

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 7:57 PM

bullshit, he didnt earn that 2

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 7:58 PM

fuck st x

Barry on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:01 PM

the takedown was bs. ah well still gonna win the overall, that's what matters

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:01 PM

3 out of 4 with 2 guys left. Not too shabby.

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:10 PM

he didnt need his contacts

Barry on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:13 PM

hitchings is GOOD

Barry on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:14 PM

did they say no one from woodford?

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:15 PM

4 out of 5. 171 repeated at that weight class. He basically had his way with that kid. Sophomore at 215 is all the rocks have left.

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:16 PM

They all lost. They were in 11th going into the finals.

Barry on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:18 PM

pretty good match at 189. by the way, f-in awesome that they have an announcer that has never watched a wrestling match before

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:21 PM

Kind of like the movie "best in show" where Fred Willard was the announcer for a dog show and had no clue what was going on. Makes for some good comedy.

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:23 PM

That kid that just got pinned is ripped!

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:23 PM

VANDY!

Barry on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:24 PM

that was a good match, made a bad move

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:24 PM

Bledsoe...miss it...miss it!

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:27 PM

nice block w_ll

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:27 PM

FREE THROWS!

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:30 PM

OGLIVY!!!! Choke!!!!!!!!

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:32 PM

4 out of 6 individuals and the team title. Good day.

Barry on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:32 PM

pinned with 2 seconds to go, damn. 4 out of 6

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:33 PM

The soundtrack is awesome to this wrestling tourney

Barry on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 8:38 PM

DAMN! I've never seen a heavyweight get scooped and slammed like that (at least not in high school)

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 9:29 PM

1. Trinity (Louisville) 232.00
2. Ryle 204.00
3. Union County 129.00

domination

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 9:33 PM

4th highest team score in state history of the 32 person bracket

joe on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 9:41 PM

I was pitching in this game during this state records. khsaa website is awesome.

MOST TRIPLE PLAYS
Game - One Team
1 Webster Co. vs. Hopkinsville, 2006
1 Conner vs. Holy Cross (Covington), 2006
1 Beechwood vs. Lloyd Memorial, 2003
1 Russellville vs. Muhlenberg South, 2001
1 Trinity (Louisville) vs. Providence, 2000

Bigworm on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 11:31 PM

Well atleast we beat Vandy and ended their 4 game home win streak against us.

joe on Sunday, February 21, 2010 at 5:15 PM

more on, and moron, the ex coworker of mine:

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...e+to+defraud+VA

Brent on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 12:45 AM

Phil, make some sense out of this hockey set up for me, I dont know who's advancing to the next round.

joe on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 9:02 AM

When did UK - Vandy become a rivalry? ESPN radio is calling it a big rivalry game. I was unaware of this rivalry.

Phil on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 9:21 AM

everyone advances - top 4 get byes.

US earned a bye with the win and gets the winner of Belarus vs Switzerland. Slovakia did not get a bye and plays Norway at midnight on Tuesday. Winner plays the Swedes on wednesday.

If Canada beats Germany they play Russia at midnight on Wednesday.

douglas on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 9:21 AM

always been a big conference rivalry, Tennessee and Vandy are the two biggest conference rivalries

Bigworm on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 9:51 AM

Joe - Vandy and UK are a more recent rivalry. Ever since Vandy ascended the ladder and they did hold a 4 game home court win streak against UK until we ended that on Saturday. Anything they can do to get some ratings.

UK Basketball Rivalries:
1) UT
2) UF
3) Vandy
4) Arkansas (back when they entered the SEC in 1994 I believe, UK and Arky had some awesome games...but that is going back to the Cornelius Williamson and Scotty Thurman days).

Bigworm on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 9:54 AM

Some statistical numbers for UK's defense (I pulled this off Kentucky.scout.com)

"FG% Defense is 37.8%. Best in 48 years (since 1962.)
3 Pt FG% Defense: 32.6% is the 2nd best ever at UK (30.1% in 1992 is the record)
Blocked Shots: 7.2 per game is the best ever at UK.
Rebound Margin: 10 rpg leads the nation (out rebounding your opponent is a very good defense ).

Everyone talks about how great Kansas or Syracuse play defense. Looks like UK is right there with them.

There are 3 teams that I think the NCAA champ will come from, UK, KU, and Syracuse.

FG% Defense: Kansas 36.4; UK 37.8; Syracuse 38.4%
3 Pt FG% Defense: Syracuse 30%; Kentucky 32.6%; Kansas 33%
Blocked Shots: Kentucky 7.2 bpg; Syracuse 6.9 bpg; Kansas 6.5 bpg
Rebounding Margin: Kentucky 10 rpg; Kansas 7.3 rpg; Syracuse 3.7 rpg

All you hear on TV is how great Kansas and Syracuse is on defense; UK is as good or better."

douglas on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 9:57 AM

the UK-Arkansas games during the "forty minutes of hell" era were epic, back from like 94-97. FL came on when they started having decent teams there for awhile, and Ark was only a good rivalry for a few years, but Vandy and UT have always been the top two consistently since I was a kid

joe on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:01 AM

what is the S.O.S. for those 3 teams?

Bigworm on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:01 AM

Hell maybe so. It seems like our 11 brothers in the SEC are all rivals. We get everyone's best game each night.

Bigworm on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:03 AM

Realtime RPI.

http://realtimerpi.com/rpi_Men.html

1. Kansas 0.6818 SOS = 17
2. Kentucky 0.6677 SOS = 38
4. Syracuse 0.6650 SOS = 11

UK's SOS is hurt because UNC, UCONN, and The Ville haven't lived up to the hype.

Bigworm on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:04 AM

And I'll let it be known that I don't think UNC, UCONN, or Louisville are bad teams, they just go through stretches where you think WTF? or have a ball bounce the wrong way.

Bigworm on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:07 AM

Based on this RPI website, looks like Louisville is a solid in, unless they really fuck it up in the homestretch.

#30 RPI, #5 SOS, 18-9 overall with a 9-5 conference record in the best basketball conference in America.

Bigworm on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:15 AM

So the US beat Canada last night in hockey, and somewhere I read that is the biggest win since us beating the Soviets. Any hockey fans want to chime in?

joe on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:18 AM

Dan Patrick show just said Bode Miller reminds them of Jared Lorenzen in that you look at them and they look fat and out of shape and you wonder how they can do anything.

Bigworm on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:23 AM

Exactly. Hefty-lefty will surprise you with his quickness.

joe on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:25 AM

Louisville quite possibly will lose their last 4 games to G-town at louisville, UConn at Uconn, Marquette at Marquette and Syracuse at Louisville.

douglas on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:37 AM

how was cuban's birthday?

joe on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:52 AM

I think we got Cuban to puke at Dutchs. Why we went back there I am not sure. Bouncers don't like it when you strangle people. I was just saying hey to Chris. New Mollys is pretty douchy, especially the later it gets. Some bitch at Dutchs didn't like Chris sitting in an empty chair to briefly talk to us. She was with the band and was saving the seat. Suprisingly chris handled himself well and she was the problem.

douglas on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:59 AM

sorry i missed it. i've heard that about new molly's

Bigworm on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 11:27 AM

Douglas the comment I made was: "Wow, this reminds me of going to the bars when I was going out every weekend - a bunch of dudes out drinking in a bar".


joe on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 11:38 AM

After dutchs Laura and I were the last 2 out and we had the hand stamp so we went back to Mollys to find a guy I work with and it was way worse at that time then when we were there earlier.

joe on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 11:42 AM

If you pay $5 to get into dutchs, does the band see any of that because they were being pushy about tipping.

Bigworm on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 11:43 AM

Being pushy about tipping?

You should have put a $20 in and told them to stop.

douglas on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 11:57 AM

or at least play free bird

Brent on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 12:49 PM

I like to think that UK/Louisville is a pretty big rivalry.

Phil, are you sure all the teams advance?

Bigworm on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 12:54 PM

Brent I was talking conference rivalries, and you are correct it is a big game.

Bigworm on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 12:56 PM

The football game probably means more to UK because we need that non-conference win because we can get slaughtered in the SEC, if we make a bowl we need all our non-conference games.

Basketball, probably means more to Louisville program because it is considered a quality win no matter how down our program is, and they have to play the Big East teams which is the equivalent of the SEC in football.

joe on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 1:06 PM

Football is ESPNU material that outside of this state no one gives a shit. Basketball is CBS because they are both powerhouses.

Bigworm on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 1:11 PM

Yeah you are right, but if you want to make a bowl, you need to win that game.

Brock on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 2:05 PM

I'm seriously doubting the coaching skills of Mick Cronin.

Is Notre Dame looking for a basketball coach?

Bigworm on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 2:06 PM

Horn at South Carolina is a good one.

Brock on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 2:08 PM

Yeah, and Devan Downey should still be our point guard.

douglas on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 2:14 PM

i won't miss that little circus fucker next year

joe on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 3:33 PM

What did Matt Jones write about to piss everyone off?

Bigworm on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 3:47 PM

Latest Bracketology with possible UK/UofL match-up in the second round.

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-bas...ll/bracketology

joe on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 4:06 PM

I doubt they would do that.

Bigworm on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 4:08 PM

Have to get ratings, why not put two powerhouses together when they can.

joe on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 4:24 PM

LDT released by the Chargers.

douglas on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 4:24 PM

jones wrote about pitino on cbssports.com, everything he wrote he'd said before on KSR, basically just saying pitino's not the coach he used to be, the guy that coached UK is not who's coaching UL, that is UL fans knew before they got pitino that in his first 8 years he'd go to one final four, 2(?) elite eights, and now maybe 3 NIT's, would you have still wanted to hire him.

douglas on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 4:26 PM

http://www.cbssports.com/collegebas...his-former-mojo

joe on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 4:28 PM

Matt Jones coming on 1450 next. Damn bus, can't listen to it.

Bigworm on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 4:41 PM

Is Matt Jones a CBS sportwriter now, or did Doyel just give him a spot?

douglas on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 4:48 PM

they're doing that college road trip thing, and he's written a couple articles for them on top of the blog they're doing

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 9:14 AM

Any of them been worth reading?

Phil on Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 9:29 AM

it's matt jones. 90% of it is just shit he writes that he knows UK fans want to hear, he bolds a few words and watches the hits roll in. Same shit, different venue.

joe on Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 11:06 AM

So when I go running I usually hit up Brown Park up by Baptist East Hospital. Ever since the hospital went smoke free all the smokers go over to the park and smoke there. They have even brought out buckets to use as ash trays and leave these sitting at the park. I find it irritating that the park is the best alternative to smoke. The playground now has a sign that says please use ash trays. So the other day I decided that since I am a good person and pick up after the dogs when I take them out to go running, the ash tray buckets the hospital employees put out at Brown Park is now the best place to throw away dog poop.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 11:18 AM

Damn straight Joe. If they are going to smoke, let them smell dogshit

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 11:31 AM

Most of the UK fans I know think he is a douchebag.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 11:35 AM

Oh and in case anybody cares, Krags landed at A&M as a position coach (WR).

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 12:00 PM

Win a bronze medal and letting a woman chew on it near your crotch gets you evicted from the Olympics. Maybe he should have won gold?

http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/...ty-lago-just-go

joe on Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 2:23 PM

Brian Westbrook relesed by the Eagles

joe on Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 3:01 PM

Scott Van Pelt Show:

"I want to know who it is that put up on my Wikipedia page that I am cousins with rowdy Roddy Piper. I will have you on as a guest and give you a t-shirt."

joe on Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 3:14 PM

first person to go to spinellis and say beleive in me again and buy a slice of pizza wins a radio contest for 2 tickets to REO Speedwagon

joe on Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 3:26 PM

Radio show live at Spinelli’s. Guy shows up with his kids after picking them up from St. Agnes and wins the tickets. Radio show host says on the air, “tickets are gone but if you are on your way come on in for a slice and a PBR and kick the ass of the guy who won the tickets. I just said that in front of his kids. Whoops.”

joe on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 9:03 AM

This place is dead.

UL looked good until Freeman went off for 24 points in the 2nd half. Samuels plays like a pussy when the guy is better then him. Monroe made him his bitch.

douglas on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 9:06 AM

that he did

joe on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 10:45 AM

Dan Patrick changing Bruce Pearls words and announced that Bruce Pearl guarenteed a win against UK Saturday.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 10:55 AM

I'd like to see the Cousins/Monroe matchup.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 10:57 AM

UT is a completely different team without Chism in there. Chism was in foul trouble early and then was injured in the 2nd half.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 10:58 AM

Wait a minute, who did Pearl guarantee a win against?

joe on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 11:57 AM

No one but Dan Patrick was flapping his mouth trying to get Pearl to slip up and say it.

WE have a big shot coming to our office in a couple weeks and they are creating a dress code for that day so people are trying to get me to rent a tux for work that day.

douglas on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 12:00 PM

jim halpert did that on the office once, didn't go over well

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 12:41 PM

Good point Douglas.

joe on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 12:57 PM

Damn, I thought these people were being original.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 1:05 PM

Douglas - have you seen this picture yet?

Apparently there is a "Priceless" sign made that has a picture of Cousins telling the student section to call him and it reads:

Cell phone service $30.00
Unlimited texting $15.00
Karma in a record crowd of 10,000 losers... Priceless

joe on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 1:10 PM

Tim Tebow doing it first is priceless

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 1:11 PM

Well he does walk on water.

joe on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 1:12 PM

J_hn W_ll?

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 1:12 PM

Both.

joe on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 1:13 PM

Tebow doesn't walk on water, but he will read about and preach to you about Jesus walking on water.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 1:17 PM

Tell that ESPN.

douglas on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 1:34 PM

i haven't seen it but that's funny.

joe on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 1:52 PM

Colin Cowherd discussing Tiger Woods. Basically he is saying people are being raised to be the best at whatever and end up socially inept. This is why we end up with the Tiger Woods situation because he played golf and never had a date. He said things like I don’t want to pressure my daughter to be the smartest person, I want to be able to have a conversation with her and not be paying for her antidepressants like 70 percent of females. He blows it out of proportion to things like Ted Kazynski and Paul Allen, brilliant people who are socially inept, one blows things up and the other is a whack job germaphobe.

He then said, “We are sending our kids to Cornell and they are coming out whackos.” I had to laugh at the last part.

joe on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 1:53 PM

I wanted to call in and say she is not a whacko for going to Cornell, she is a whacko because she is a female and all women are crazy.

douglas on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 1:53 PM

the undertaker got burned:
http://www.wptv.com/mostpopular/sto...dK_H8n2AVA.cspx

Brent on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 2:28 PM

I wouldn't necessarily put Paul Allen in the category of Kazynski...PA is just a nerd.

joe on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 2:30 PM

It was just a crazy rant, but my emphasis was on the Cornell part.

douglas on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 2:32 PM

is anyone else all of a sudden reminded of bmac?

joe on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 2:39 PM

Touche

joe on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 3:20 PM

Douglas, you said you are flying solo to B-mac's wedding? Laura and I were checking out flights. We are thinking about flying into Baltimore on Southwest for the cheap flight and getting a car from there. Ideally Laura's parents will meet us in Baltimore from DC and loan us a car and treat us to dinner. The drive from Baltimore to Harrisburg, PA on Mapquest was something like 1 hr and 45 minutes. This is looking like the cheapest route.

douglas on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 3:44 PM

I am flying solo. If you do that sign me up. I haven't looked at any flights or anything yet. Any idea when you were planning to fly down. The wedding's on saturday, so I assume we'll need to be there friday night. i'm guessing bmac will probably want to play golf or something. and i haven't heard anything about a bachelor party, so if we head up thursday we could have an impromptu one or something

joe on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 3:57 PM

Is the Cub's game thing memorial day weekend a bachelor party? I was looking at Thursday after work or Friday early to fly out. As for heading home not sure, but definitely head back to the Baltimore/DC area sometime Sunday.

douglas on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 4:12 PM

I'm not doing the cubs things. i figured on coming back sunday

joe on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 4:24 PM

I am struggling with the Cub's trip 2 weeks before traveling for his wedding, on top of the purchase of the clothes for the wedding on top of a wedding gift. How invested are we in this guys wedding? I like the guy as a friend, but that is getting pricy for a dude's wedding.

Phil on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 4:29 PM

US has outshot the Swiss 32-8. The US finally put one in, but time barely expired before the puck crossed the line. Great game.

joe on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 4:32 PM

Is it 0-0?

Phil on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 4:32 PM

yep. Second intermission.

Phil on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 4:43 PM

finally. 1-0. Parise had to really work for that.

The Swiss now have to play offense. Should get interesting

Phil on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 4:45 PM

the swiss just smashed into the post. no goal so far...

they play on

Phil on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 4:46 PM

US just scored, and it was waived off for a penalty.

Looking at the Swiss goal...

Phil on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 4:47 PM

no goal, no goal.

1-0 still, Swiss on the PP.

joe on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 6:24 PM

I think Hilary Duff saw this episode of Family Guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=394U9DhgEXE

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/ra...etting-engaged/

Phil on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 7:41 PM

holy shit this russia v canada game is INTENSE

Phil on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 5:29 AM

move is over, but it is 5:30am and I can't fall asleep. Fuck.

In other news, Slovakia survived the Swedes and moves on to get Canada.

Jerome on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 8:15 AM

MOVE, bitch, get out the way!

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 8:28 AM

TARC sucks.


So:
Canada vs Slovakia
US vs (Czechs or Fins)

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 9:57 AM

Skiing question: American skier Julie Mankuso (spelling may be off) or Lindsay Vonn?

Soccer question regarding world cup: Could you be teammates with a player who slept with your fiance?

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 9:59 AM

in regards to part B, I picture Roger Dorn and Rick Vaughn at the end of Major League. Dan Patrick said stay on the team win a medal and choke the shit out of them with it.

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 10:01 AM

The Galt House is hosting a Pumper and Cleaner expo. Buddy said "I am more of a pumper and clean yourself off bitch fan."

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 10:06 AM

Of course I could, bros before hoes right?

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 10:07 AM

If she slept with him she is not a good woman. He just has to undestand that when he has a fiance that doesn't mean she is off limits.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 10:07 AM

And I was laughing as I typed that out.

douglas on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 10:14 AM

he should thank his teammate for exposing that stupid bitch as the evil cheating whore of a cunt that she is

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 10:16 AM

I knew I could count on you Douglas.

douglas on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 10:19 AM

i have many pearls of wisdom

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 10:32 AM

One of the cohosts went that direction.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 10:33 AM

Of course he did, because his wife doesn't listen to the show.

douglas on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 10:39 AM

http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/24/admir...versity-mascot/

ole miss's possible new mascot

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 10:45 AM

dont eat the tainted girl scouts

http://www.whas11.com/news/local/Gi...a-85336907.html

douglas on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 10:48 AM

i ate damn near a whole box of thin mints yesterday alone, they're better than crack

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 11:04 AM

Tagalongs are my downfall.

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 11:09 AM

There are only like 12 tagalongs in a box, thin mints you have 2 entire rolls. Tagalongs are my favorite but they need more in box.

douglas on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 11:13 AM

they've been steadily reducing the number of all the cookies in a box though, there's not as many thin mints as there used to be, and i know there used to be more than 12 tagalongs in a box

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 11:16 AM

Hell yeah there use to be, you had two rolls of awesomeness, i think probably 24 in a box at one point.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 11:17 AM

I use to eat a bag of oreos in 3 days. 1 day for each row.

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 11:24 AM

used to? Why don't you anymore?

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 11:25 AM

Because I haven't been buying oreos.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 11:25 AM

And I am back on my exercise kick.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 11:31 AM

I realized that I am in two weddings, Lynnie's and Adrian's and between them I am going to Hilton Head before I start school. I didn't want to be the big ole fatty on the beach.

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 12:25 PM

Is it inappropriate to yell, "that is the whale that ate the Sea World trainer!" when we see you?

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 1:07 PM

Colin Cowherd just referred to Target as crack for guys and that you walk in there and you can't get enough and you leave with all kinds of shit you don't need. I am guilty of that at Target.

Brent on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 1:24 PM

Phil, If Slovakia and USA make it to the finals, Im in a win/win situation...I put 5 on both teams.

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 1:27 PM

When is the gold medal game?

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 2:57 PM

Sorry to disappoint, I am already down 11 pounds since I started on Feb. 1st.

You would have been able to a month ago though.

douglas on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:02 PM

if you drink a lot of soft drinks, just stop doing that alone and you'll drop a few right away

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:06 PM

I only drink diet soft drinks.

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:07 PM

Phil has a nice take on diet sodas

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:08 PM

Sports by Brooks has something on Cousins and his medications

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:08 PM

I quit eating out for lunch and I use my elliptical daily now.

The thing that is hard for me to figure out is how many calories should I consume? I know you have to eat a certain amount to keep your body fueled to continue to burn, but I don't want to eat too many so that bad starts storing them as fat right away and at the same time I need to cut calories to lose weight...so how many do I eat?

I start P90x on Monday. I might die.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:09 PM

Is it similar to my former boss's take? She said she'd never date a man that drinks diet soda because he is a pussy.

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:12 PM

He thinks aspartame or however it is spelled will kill everyone with cancer. The P90x craze is killing me.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:15 PM

Good thing I drink diet w/ Splenda and not aspartame.

I have had the P90x videos for a while now. Apparently, you actually have to take them out of the box and use them to be effective. I did the original P90 series back right before my wedding and dropped quite a bit of weight. I've done a couple of the videos and it is pretty much kick your ass for an hour. I just haven't started the program yet.

douglas on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:15 PM

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/h...e-85344552.html

why every women should get a boob job

douglas on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:16 PM

and what the fuck is this p90x thing I keep hearing about?

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:19 PM

It's a series of 12 workout videos that claims to get you in the best shape of your life. Of course, you also have to change your eating habits.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:20 PM

You can decide which version of the program you want to do: lean, original P90x, or doubles.

douglas on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:22 PM

i could've saved you money and just told you to get your ass to the gym and stop eating shit everyday. it's really not hard

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:24 PM

This was cheaper.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:25 PM

Atleast from what I researched this was cheaper. Of course, I was only comparing it to the Northeast Y.

douglas on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:27 PM

or just do sit ups and push ups at your house, that's cheaper

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:28 PM

I like to lay in bed hungover Saturday mornings and watch the P90x infommercial

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:32 PM

Well starting Monday you guys get to listen to how sore I am or how much I want to quit. Do me a favor and call me fat so I keep going.

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:32 PM

I find it funny when certain people do things to get in shape after college. In particular I am talking about some people we played college baseball with because they didn't work that hard when they were in college playing a college sport.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:34 PM

I was wanting to go back and pick-up martial arts again, but when I decided to go back to school I had to cut expenses, so that one didn't make the cut.

douglas on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:41 PM

jay?

douglas on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:41 PM

i know he's on the p90x kick right now, he's always bitching about being sore on facebook. i think he and jen are doing it together

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:49 PM

I read Jay is doing P90x and I think Dodson is training for the Mini and my mom said she saw someone who she thought was Kyle running the mini one year.

Will Jay's knees allow him to do anything? If Kyle can train to do the mini, that is more work then he ever did at Bellarmine. Dodson wasn't very motivated in college to work hard from what I remember.

douglas on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:51 PM

no he wasn't, jay wasn't at all. i know he's been running a lot though, he's already in better shape than he has been in awhile

douglas on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:52 PM

i guess he's trying to lean up or something. me, i do just enough to look decent, i have no motivation to push myself very hard anymore

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:54 PM

I've decided this will be my outlet for stress. I have to have some sort of outlet since I don't booze it up anymore.

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:55 PM

It feels good to do something and break a sweat and if I go out and play softball or basketball I don't want to be so out of shape I break.

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:56 PM

I'll give people props for not just going out to pasture once their college careers are over, I just wish they had some of this discipline in college so maybe we would have won some more games.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:57 PM

I've been doing 30 minutes a day on my elliptical and trying to watch what I eat. I dont' cut everything out completely but just trying to do better on a whole during the week. I think I've done a pretty good job.

The best thing I have done is quit eating french fries, and when Abby and AJ want McDonald's I go to Arby's and get the Large Roastbeef sandwich (aka Big Montana). That thing is large and fills you up and only has 574 calories in it. That isn't too bad considering the girth of the sandwich.

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:58 PM

Douglas, we saw the same people in the weight room all the time.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:59 PM

Joe what do you weigh now?

douglas on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 4:00 PM

are you talking about the same people in the gym actually working out? or the ones that spent the whole time talking?

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 4:02 PM

IF you are driving from downtown to home this weekend traffic update.

http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=12043239

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 4:03 PM

You and I were there so we know who did what was my point about the weight room. Kyle showed up to the weight room but he didn't do shit and people like that.

I'd say I weigh in the 195 range if I had to guess.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 4:04 PM

skinny bastard.

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 4:10 PM

I did break 200 briefly

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 4:13 PM

Did you talk to Chris Saturday after Cuban's party? Was he alive for surgery?

Brock on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 4:16 PM

Diet soda has a crap-ton of phosphate and sodium. That's the real problem. It causes water retention and increased appetite.

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 4:18 PM

I have spoken to him and he is alive. He apparently made it in I guess. Dynamite drop in Brock

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 4:22 PM

Caffeine has also been considered to be a diuretic for years, so that would make you go piss more often. Would this balance out the water retention problem?

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 4:24 PM

Something about the water in offices makes me piss all the time.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 4:25 PM

Yeah I consume atleast 64 ounces of water daily in the office.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 4:26 PM

Douglas - you going to the game tonight?

Brock on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 4:27 PM

You are pissing off the water, but not the salt. I don't have any data to back up this observation, but I'm presuming the increased salt is playing havoc with the metabolism.

douglas on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 4:35 PM

no, i've only gone to one game this year, the GA game, I actually got offered tickets to tonight's game but I can't fuck with these 9pm starts during the week and getting home at one in the morning. sarah works at 7am so i'm up super early every day, i'm usually getting ready for bed when the game starts

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 4:45 PM

fucking up the metabolism or giving you shit with your blood pressure?

Bigworm on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 4:47 PM

Understandable Douglas. I am going tonight simply because I am off tomorrow. Taking Adrian since he doesn't have his season tickets this year.

Phil on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 5:07 PM

I did P90x for a few months last year. The thing is no joke, but way too much to ask of anyone to keep up with. It basically requires you to set aside 2 hours a day for the workouts. If you can stick with it, you will see results - I don't doubt that.

I just don't think it sets you up for success.

douglas on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 5:11 PM

the thing is, if you do any workout for 1-2 hours six days a week, you'll see a lot of results. what's annoying is that people are paying money to an informercial that's telling them to work out every day and eat right, and magically you'll get in shape. imagine that

Brock on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 7:30 PM

Amen!

joe on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 8:52 PM

Hell, if I quite going out and drinking beer and eating bar food I might be down to 170

Jerome on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 8:20 AM

Did I really see a sign last night that said "Superman Wears John Wall Underwear"?

joe on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 8:37 AM

You might mistake it for the Superman wears Tebow underwear sign from college gameday.

douglas on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 9:46 AM

yes you did, i laughed at that one

joe on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 10:06 AM

My bad, after research it was superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas. Huge difference.

Brent on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 10:31 AM

Phil, what time did you get to bed last night?

joe on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 11:22 AM

I am disappointed the olympics are overshadowing the nfl combine.

Bigworm on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 12:24 PM

Yeah just have to stick with it.

joe on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 12:40 PM

P90x is way less cool then the Body by Jake Tower 200 with the Randy Couture 11 minute warrior workout to shred your body.

douglas on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 1:04 PM

i was always partial to 'sweatin' to the oldies' with richard simmons

joe on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 1:07 PM

7 minute abs

Phil on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 1:11 PM

what about 6 minute abs?

Phil on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 1:12 PM

in bed at 5am

joe on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 1:13 PM

no 7. Guarenteed as good as 8 and if not we will give you the 8th minute free.

douglas on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 1:25 PM

12 ounce curls

Brock on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 2:12 PM

Do we need a Natty Sci weight loss/strength gain competition?

joe on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 2:19 PM

No, stick to drinking

joe on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 2:51 PM

I do not want to be at work anymore

joe on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 3:11 PM

USA 1-0 over Finland

joe on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 3:17 PM

2-0

joe on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 3:20 PM

3-0

Bigworm on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 3:22 PM

Oh and in case you didn't know. Magic Johnson was doing the John Wall dance last night in Rupp.

http://content.usatoday.com/communi...kentucky-game/1

joe on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 3:24 PM

4-0

did J_hn W_ll cure his AIDs? It isn't even a dance

Bigworm on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 3:26 PM

He will cure his AIDS when you stop hating.

joe on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 3:29 PM

6-0

douglas on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 3:55 PM

magic never had AIDS, he had the HIV virus that causes it, and he hasn't shown any trace of that virus in years, he apparently takes a laundry list of drugs everyday to control it

douglas on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 3:55 PM

finland must suck

douglas on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 3:55 PM

anyone doing anything tonight?

joe on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 4:01 PM

recuperating from the last 2 weekends

Phil on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 4:29 PM

finland got an easy draw. Their division was weak enough that they got a bye, and then got a struggling Czech team. They did win the silver in 2006 so they ain't too shitty.

Phil on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 4:31 PM

drew maggary posted this about the game:
6-0! YOU FUCKING FINNS ARE GETTING YOUR CABBAGES STUFFED!

Brent on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 4:31 PM

I was wrong Phil, US went off at 7/1...we need a big showing by the Slovaks tonight.

Phil on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 4:33 PM

Bar Thinks They Have Curling Figured Out
http://www.theonion.com/content/new...onion_rss_daily

Phil on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 5:15 PM

good take on ash wednesday from the funbag
"So I'd stumble in, all hung over from a night of Tuesday drinking – Tuesday is the night you really have no excuse to drink, but you do anyway – and then I'm bombarded in the elevator with all these little old ladies with the mark of Jesus on their head, or whatever it is. (For some reason, I had never seen this practice until I was out of college. I assumed, initially, that everyone had been working on their carburetor that morning. Someone at work explained it in full for me.) Always made me feel guilty, which is bullshit. Catholicism is about making YOURSELF feel guilty, not others. Fuckers."
http://deadspin.com/5480035/sexbots...iden-poop-story

joe on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 6:06 PM

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...0369/1008/rss01

New Impellizaris by the arena

Phil on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 6:21 PM

broken sidewalk had a good roundup of the new places opening
http://brokensidewalk.com/2010/02/2...aurant-roundup/

Phil on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 9:41 PM

how did morrow miss that? even I could have scored there.

not looking good for the slovaks so far,

Phil on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 9:56 PM

that was a high stick! call it!

Brock on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 3:27 AM

50's and 90's cover bands. Only in Nashville.

This leads to a good poll. Best concert?

Metallica @ KY Speedway? Honor roll singer stand-ins.
Metallica @ Rupp Arena? Make it rain.
Megadeth @ Palace Theater? Mosh in the fixed seats.
Megadeth @ Gardens? Chris wore another human's skin.
Godsmack @ Gardens? Largest mosh.
Velcro Pygmies @ PHT? The legend.
Five East @ PHT? Play Mudshovel. The birth.
Something like Joe @ Open Mike Tour? Buttercup.
Staind @ LRSFest? No more boobies.
AC/DC @ Sommet? 20-years in the making.

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 8:07 AM

from ESPN.com:

John Calipari is one win away from clinching a Southeastern Conference championship in his first season at Kentucky -- just what he was brought in to do.

That's why his answer was swift and decisive when Calipari was asked Friday what winning the school's 44th conference title would mean: "Nothing."

A like this now better then J_hn W_ll before the first exhibition game talking about hanging a banner for an undefeated sesason. I will admit after hearing Cal on the radio a few times, I do like him as a speaker.

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 8:09 AM

Apolo Anton Ohno calling out the Canadian judge:

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/rando...son-of-a-bitch/

Brent on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 12:03 PM

Metallica at Louisville Gardens

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 12:17 PM

You were at Metallica at Rupp? Who did Chris and I buy tickets from? Were we together there?

I liked Godsmack shows at the Gardens

Brock on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 12:21 PM

There are like 4-5 of those concerts I did not attend. I was obviously under the influence when I made that post and was making some random list.

I have to say that Metallica @ the Gardens would have been pretty cool. How long ago was that?

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 12:32 PM

Just like Joe at the Highland Tap Room was legendary

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 12:52 PM

Just listening to the commentators I though tUK was up 15. I liked the Orton for 3 airball.

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 12:52 PM

I don't care the team, I hate when players talk with the officials.

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 1:14 PM

Notre Dame got bettter without harangody

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 1:23 PM

What is going on with UK?

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 1:23 PM

Refs don't want to call a charge at all this game

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 1:31 PM

I'm seconding that last statement

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 1:33 PM

They are calling fouls on TN before John Wall even shoots the layup

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 1:34 PM

Not being biased, this is just an ugly game to watch so far

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 1:36 PM

I didn't realize there was another player on the court besides J_hn W_ll based on the commentary.

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 1:37 PM

Quit blowing the whistle both ways. This isnt the big east.

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 1:38 PM

There is the charge

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 1:40 PM

Refs suck

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 1:44 PM

My parents just called me to complain about how lopsided the officiating is and my dad is very impartial about college basketball. My mom kicks him out of the room during UL games.

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 1:47 PM

Pearl works the refs and tehn a block is called on Wall? This is horrible

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 1:54 PM

Prince was tired of getting hacked so the only answer was to go with authority and dunk it.

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 1:55 PM

Miller is hot

Bigworm on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 2:20 PM

UK ties the game at 65 Miller blocks the fast break layup, grabs the balls, controls the ball...then drops the ball off his leg and out of bounds.

Barry on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 2:23 PM

I think joe is bored of actually talking to himself and has moved on to talking to himself via the sci.

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 2:38 PM

Pretty much

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 2:38 PM

either this or fix a sump pump

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 2:40 PM

Who needs a sump pump when you have a shop vac?

Brent on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 2:48 PM

It was a long time ago, the show went into 1 am, it was the And Justice for All tour if that says anything...Im pretty sure I was in the 6th grade and lied to my mom about where I was that night.

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 5:23 PM

that album came out in 1988

Brent on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 5:27 PM

Yeah, that's about right...saw it at Louisville Gardens with my friend Jeremy Boyd...I remember it was pretty awesome, during the show Lady Justice was built up and then it was destroyed...everybody went nuts when they played One.

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 5:40 PM

fuck I forgot to write about my near fight at the park. I was running the dogs and dropped the poop in the "ash tray" that baptist east workers put out at Brown park since the hoospital is smoke free and a guy confronted me about it. He asked what i did and i said I put garbage in a garbage can. he said it wasn't a garbage can and was questioning whether it was poop. I said explain the garbage in there. in the meantime kenzie pees on the "ash tray." the guy gets angry and keira goes ape shit barking and growling at him. Basically I tell the guy I have all day and do what you want but I am just cleaning up after my dogs in a city park, where did I go wrong, you got a problem call the cops. The guy is scared shitless of keira going apeshit barking and showing teeth protecting me. I finally say I am going to finish my run and if you want to continue this you can run with me but based on the cigarettes I'm guessing that is a no. he says he has to go back to work. In the meantime Keira then takes a dump and I put it in there as well. I think there may be a bounty on my head at Baptist east amongst the smoker.

joe on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 7:24 PM

Syracuse jumping to 1 if they beat nova tonight?

Bigworm on Sunday, February 28, 2010 at 8:41 AM

That's one protective bitch.

joe on Sunday, February 28, 2010 at 9:07 AM

She's got my back

Bigworm on Sunday, February 28, 2010 at 9:42 AM

So I go to a wedding last night and when we get there they have 3 beers on tap, Budlight, Coors, and Sierra Nevada. I am thinking, not bad, so I start out the evening with SN. I only had one of those as it went fast (I think it was a keg they were just trying to kill off). Move onto Budlight, that fucker goes fast, and then it is on to Coors for the final evening.

I learned they ordered 2 kegs of Coors and 1 Budlight. I believe my comment was just because the reception is in the southend doesn't mean we have to drink like it.

douglas on Sunday, February 28, 2010 at 11:59 AM

the side of the olympics we don't get to see, an emergency shipment of condoms sent to vancouver:
http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/blogs/po...c-athletes.html

joe on Sunday, February 28, 2010 at 12:27 PM

Went for a run this morning and noticed that another dog shit next to the "ash tray" at the park. Apparently after 1 dog marked it they all want to mark it. I appreciate the owner that left the turd there.

Brock on Sunday, February 28, 2010 at 5:28 PM

AMERICA! FUCK YEA!

joe on Sunday, February 28, 2010 at 5:43 PM

I just read somewhere OT doesn't count and all bets were final. In Vegas to win you had to bet tie.

Phil on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 4:14 AM

this sleep shit is getting old

joe on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 8:45 AM

So they are making a group of us do this new thing called a "10 case review" to test the quality of our work to see if we are good enough to be release on our own and not need a second signature reviewing all our work. I ask if there is a pass fail percentage and they wouldn't give me a definite answer to my question and said pass/fail is just a judgment call. This sounds like a well thought out plan that is going to suck.

joe on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 9:25 AM

A set of 16 curling stones cost $8,000 according to CNBC correspondent on the DP show and they come from some place in Scotland and are some certain type of granite.

Jerome on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 10:02 AM

How much for the broom and the shoes?

Jerome on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 10:36 AM

Ndamukong Suh works out today ... Check out camera 2 on nfl.com

joe on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 10:40 AM

DP show just said: Contrary to other reports, Tebow ran his 40 on land not water.

Bigworm on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 10:55 AM

I have to say Tebow looks like a man on a mission there. And what's up with LeFevour not throwing? He did run the best 40 time in the QBs though, 4.53 if I recall.

John Conner, UK's FB ran a 4.72....and he is 250 pounds. That's kind of scary.

joe on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 11:15 AM

I watched Conner run and They said he weighed 240

joe on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 11:19 AM

Either way he moved well from what I saw

Bigworm on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 11:30 AM

He must have shed about 10 pounds. UK had him listed at 250 I believe.

Bigworm on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 11:40 AM

Pretty good article on Cousins, and yes a UK writer wrote it.

http://kentucky.scout.com/2/949902.html

Jerome on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 11:50 AM

Jeezus ... some of these guys are taking FOREVER to get set up to run

Bigworm on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 11:51 AM

Micah Johnson put up a respectable 31 reps on the bench. The big offensive lineman from Arky, Petrus, is leading the combine with 45 reps.

joe on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 12:18 PM

Spiller ran something like a 4.28

joe on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 1:37 PM

FYI...Cuban and I both took off the Thursday and Friday of the NCAA tournament first round. On a side note, St. Patrick's Day is that Wednesday. We both felt that it would be a good time to be off work if anyone wants to join us.

Jerome on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 2:32 PM

Hmmm ... Micah Johnson went 4.99 and 5.00 in the 40. They called him a "plugger".

Bigworm on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 2:34 PM

Joe - I might join you guys.

Bigworm on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 2:35 PM

Wow, I would have guessed Micah would have ran around 4.8.

He should have bulked up and been rushing from the end regardless.

joe on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 2:51 PM

I just ran into Adrian and had a conversation with him about him running the Triple Crown. I think we forgot to finish the conversation and it abruptly ended. I kind of want to go laugh at Adrian while he runs the Triple Crown.

Jerome on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 2:54 PM

Josh Hull from Penn State is rockin' out a great porn mustache.

douglas on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 3:57 PM

Terrell owens to the ravens?:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...?urn=nfl,224799

adrian on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 4:01 PM

5k will be easy. Don't know about the 10k or 10 miler

Phil on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 4:01 PM

scott long is dominiating the WR position in the combine. Top 3 in almost every category. He only ran a 4.46 40 though, and was 4th in the broad jump.

joe on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 10:10 AM

this place is dead

Phil on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 10:24 AM

all kinds of sirens near my place have been going batshit randomly for the past 20 minutes. I don't think they are tornado ones. My only assumption is that the germans are bombing us.

joe on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 10:38 AM

First tuesday of the month they test sirens, but that its usually at noon. They just had a test on the radio of the tornado warning.

joe on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 10:45 AM

Per DP Show:

Talk of football being recognized by the Olympics as a sport. Just think if it was an Olympic sport. All the other countries have all the kickers. Norway would kneel the ball 3 times and kick an 80 yard field goal.

Phil on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 11:08 AM

i assuming that was sour grapes from the hockey loss?

if we really wanted to piss off the world with hockey, we have to some how convince inner city kids that they are far more likely to make an NHL team than an NBA team, and then give them the equipment to do so.

Paging Jerome and the Lebron joke...Paging Jerome and the Lebron joke...

Phil on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 11:11 AM

honestly when I heard the sirens I was pissed that I slept until noon again. Then I realized it was like 10am and I was confused, especially considering the sirens were different

Phil on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 11:13 AM

Hitting Coach Lets Out Long, Melancholy Sigh Before Working With Pitchers On Bunting

JUPITER, FL—Florida Marlins hitting coach Jim Presley massaged his temples with his left hand and emitted a deep, sorrowful sigh Friday when he realized he would have to spend two hours going over bunting with his team's pitchers. "All right, let's just get this over with," said Presley, who spent much of the practice shaking his head in disbelief and wincing from frustration. "How is it that you're all professional baseball players, but you don't know how to do this? Move up in the batter's box and square yourself off. And make sure you thumb is out—oh, boy. You're going to have to get that checked out." Presley was reportedly in high spirits afterward when he watched infield coach Joey Espada work with the pitchers on throwing to first base.

joe on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 11:22 AM

Nothing beats PFP...Pitcher's fielding practice.

douglas on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 11:39 AM

legal battles are fun

Brent on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 12:32 PM

I would have guessed the Russians or Cuban's bombing before Za'Germans.

I just read a headline on ESPN.com: "Tiger home, getting into golf shape."

So is he sitting at home eating on his couch?

joe on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 1:51 PM

Meeting in 5 minutes about that damn certification test I took weeks ago. Wish me luck.

joe on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 2:11 PM

Despite what others say about me I am not a failure in the eyes of the VA.

douglas on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 2:13 PM

i'm either proud of you or less proud of my government, either way congratulations!

joe on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 2:22 PM

UL is on the U at 9:30. I hate ESPNU because I don't have it. Do I have to go to a bar tonight?

Phil on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 2:29 PM

shit. i bet the rink doesn't have ESPNU

joe on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 2:38 PM

The U is bullshit

Phil on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 3:40 PM

new funbag
http://deadspin.com/5483887/wizards...balistic-fruits

Phil on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 4:38 PM

some nerds are pushing for "hella" to be the prefix for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Phil on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 4:38 PM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/...0000000000.html

Phil on Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 5:20 PM

Tecmo Bowl coming back for the xbox
http://www.pastapadre.com/2010/03/0...wback-announced

joe on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 8:10 AM

I am speechless on UL's performance.

douglas on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 8:31 AM

was it really that bad? I don't the U so didn't see it, and i cancelled my newspaper subscription so i haven't seen anything on it...

joe on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 8:42 AM

Horrible display of basketball. Lost by 21. I stayed up and went to my aunt's house who has the U to watch it. I regret it. I don't think anybody on the team even cared, including Pitino. Pitino put in lineups of guys who haven't played together all season. Kuric started. I think it is too late in the season to expirement. Samuels was shut down by guys much smaller then him. It was a simple offense that confused the hell out of UL. 4 3 point shooters and a guy in the lane. hit the high post and all 5 UL guys collapsed on him and then there were 4 wide open shooters left for the wide open shot. It was embarrassing. My 7th grade cousin was pointing out this stuff it was so obvious.

joe on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 9:05 AM

I was joking around the other day and I discovered that the goldfish I have will let you pet them.

joe on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 11:10 AM

girl at work is naming her daughter Cayman India. First thought, that sounds like 2 stripper names.

Jay on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 11:52 AM

It sounds like a porn title- Came In India

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 12:12 PM

Joe - Make sure you share with her your and Jay's thoughts.

Jerome on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 2:07 PM

We have a new intern here at work. Here's a video of him. He's an MMA fighter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaG9Nr4ZGc

joe on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 2:51 PM

I just heard the sound of an old man's walker falling down an escalator.

Phil on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 3:12 PM

we just updated our homepage (http://www.maximumasp.com). the chick on it is exactly what happens when I'm allowed to pick stock photos.

now if you don't mind, i'll be in my bunk

joe on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 3:24 PM

Is this the episode of "The Office" where Michael Scott and Dwight hunt down the chair model to find out she is dead?

Phil on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 3:30 PM

oooh, didn't even think about that

Phil on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 3:34 PM

Rich Eisen's 40
http://deadspin.com/5484897/rich-ei...effects-bonanza

What really sells it is the superimpose job they did with him vs Jacoby Ford and Terrence Cody

joe on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 3:58 PM

Is Jerome your Dwight?

Phil on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 4:03 PM

In terms of me being in love and wanting to marry stock photo girl, then yes.

Jerome on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 4:08 PM

I'm more like Stanley when it all comes down to it ...

Phil on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 4:12 PM

Yeah, in the grand scheme of things I'm probably more like Toby or Andy "The 'Nard-Dog"

Phil on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 4:18 PM

we are working on getting local breweries to sponsor our new hockey league. I'm pushing for them to contact Falls City. Who wouldn't want to play for that team?

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 7:36 PM

Phil, did you know Falls City was back? Apparently, Falls City Brewing Company is open again back in 11/09. And there are a few bars around that are serving it again. It says they have taps too. DRAFT FALLS CITY BEER...FUCKING AWESOME!!! I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING DRINKING NEXT.

http://www.fallscitybeer.com/Master/Master.aspx

Phil on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 7:46 PM

I saw it when I was looking for breweries. Looks like the JoTD has it. So does the bar by the railroad tracks out by work, Selena's.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 8:15 PM

Supposedly the original, better recipe, too. Of course it's at the outlook inn as well.

douglas on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 8:28 PM

fuck nbc

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 11:15 PM

And Duke goes down. Great night = UK win + Duke loss.

joe on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 8:08 AM

Best win of the season how they came back from a devastating loss and beat a Georgia team on the rise. I'm proud of us. Georgia is a Final 4 potential team with the talent they have in their players and coaches.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 8:26 AM

Joe - There is no room at our table for Louisville fans.

I will say that UGA beat Vandy and UT in their place when both were ranked opponents.

Here's a nice article that highlights that and has some compliments for the CATS.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 8:26 AM

http://www.onlineathens.com/stories...570425166.shtml

would be nice to link the article I suppose.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 8:30 AM

Douglas - Here are the game highlights from ESPN. Not sure if you saw Cousins leading the transition but the big man is talented at 6'11" and 270 pounds.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap...ameId=300620061

douglas on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 8:34 AM

yeah, he was the point guard on two different possessions, both easy baskets, i was loving it

douglas on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 8:39 AM

i do hope UL gets itself another signature win this year in its last game ever in freedom hall. i really hope they give that arena the send off it deserves

joe on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 8:47 AM

If Syracuse loses to UL then comes back and wins the Big East tourney I bet they are still the number 1 overall seed.

joe on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 9:02 AM

I tried watching the game but Wave 3 had a conspiracy against UK. I bet the head of the network is a UL fan.

joe on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 9:08 AM

Girl at work walks up to me and asks if I will be at Dutch's Friday. I ask why. She says the White Russians are playing. My response was who are they. She says the band that was playing when you and your friends were there. Oh, them. We'll see, my friends and I down make plans well in advance.

joe on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 9:18 AM

I think there should be a limitation to how often you can go to Dutch's, and I believe I used my quota up by going on back to back weekends.

Brock on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 9:41 AM

Funny or Die: Presidential Reunion

www.funnyordie.com%252Fvideos%252Ff5a57185bd%252Ffunny-or-die-s-presidential-reunion&h=0219d418551d4ace55cd1b2b543858ae&ref=nf

douglas on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 9:45 AM

if syracuse loses to UL and either kansas or UK wins out their tournaments, one of them, kansas first, would get the overall seed. syracuse has two home losses, KU and UK have zero. for lack of a better term, their losses are 'better' than syracuse's. the best place for UK to go is st. louis, if kansas is #1 they'll go there, the second best place is syracuse. obviously syracuse won't go there, so if syracuse has a higher seed, UK still gets their second best option

joe on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 12:27 PM

We just received a threat about internet use so I will be on internet sabbatical for a while. Its been real guys. Don't let the site die.

Phil on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 1:22 PM

someone proposed to turn the old house next to genny's into a strip club
http://brokensidewalk.com/2010/03/0...t=Google+Reader

Jerome on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 1:39 PM

Phil, can you write something that would post Joe's greatest hits like every 20 minutes or so? Just during the work week between the hours of 7 and 4?

douglas on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 2:42 PM

hopefully nobody here needs these, extra small condoms for 12 year old boys:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933...test=latestnews

Phil on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 2:45 PM

someone with less class than me could probably make a pretty funny joke about needing the condoms, but only because they are fucking 12 year old boys.

Phil on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 4:06 PM

Our microwave has the gayest button sounds I've ever heard in my life

joe on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 5:18 PM

They are trying to ban internet, talking and tehy made us take all unnecassary items off our desk. They made me get rid of Pikachu. PIKACHU!

joe on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 5:19 PM

By talking I mean any talking to other people including work related talk because if you are asking someone else a question it takes them away from production as well as you.

joe on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 5:24 PM

All new Futurama in June?

Phil on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 5:27 PM

i would quit.

no hesitation. no remorse

Bigworm on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 9:16 PM

What would Riggins do.

douglas on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 7:50 AM

seriously joe, i'd quit too. you don't run a business like that, but then again, neither do they, it's the government

Jay on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 9:33 AM

Yeah, stupid government employees.

Brock on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 9:35 AM

...or get an iPhone and just do all of your internet usage there.

Brock on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 10:08 AM

Michelle and I went to the neighborhood pub last night to try out the new New Belgium seasonal brew, Mighty Arrow. Its pretty decent.

We decided to stumble across the street to the speak-easy type billiards hall to check it out. Just like I expected. Smoky and a bunch of pool tables. Have you all noticed since most bars went smoke-free that when you do go to a place that allows smoking, that you have much worse hangovers from drinking the following day?

Brock on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 10:12 AM

We have to do a walk-through of our condo this afternoon since they've done the restoration after the flood. I snuck over there last night to check it out. Am I being an asshole if I point out that the crown molding is a little off and I can see the joints?

I figure the insurance company is paying for all the labor to repair the damages, so it shouldn't be any skin off the contractors' back if I want things touched up or reworked.

It is obvious that the attention to detail on the restoration work is not going to be as high as when the place was built, but they did pull all the ceilings and most of the walls down, so its not like they didn't have a chance to get it right from the start.

Brock on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 10:14 AM

Alright, that's my best Joe impersonation. Hope that spawns fodder for the rest of the morning.


.... oh, and Big Ten basketball is mind-numbingly awful.

.... I also realized that being a Rutgers basketball fan has to be the worst experience for any human being.

Bigworm on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 12:51 PM

Brock - I'd have them continue to fix shit till you are a happy with it.

Phil on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 1:18 PM

sean avery may be a cocksucker, but this was some funny ass shit:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/pu...?urn=nhl,226146

douglas on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 2:47 PM

isn't he engaged to elisha cuthbert? fuck him

Phil on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 2:52 PM

he dated her. When Dion Phaneuf was dating her, Avery said "I love Canada and I just wanted to comment on how it's become a common thing for guys in the NHL to fall in love with my sloppy seconds, I don't know what that's about."

Phil on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 3:46 PM

there are some good stories on the drunken hookup failure page today
http://deadspin.com/5486544/trapped...-hookup-failure

Bigworm on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 4:49 PM

Thanks for linking that Philco. There are some pretty damn good stories in that one.

Phil on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 4:52 PM

Monday's have the Asshole Boss article, Tuesdays and Thursdays have the excellent funbags and friday has the drunken hookup failures. Wednesday is the day that I'm left wanting.

Phil on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 5:08 PM

joe, here are more pictures of the new face of maximumasp
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_sea...htboxID=2461356

joe on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 5:22 PM

fantastic

Phil on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 5:55 PM

hey joe, let laura know that d league hockey sign ups are up if she's still thinking about signing up.

Wednesdays at 8pm and 9pm.

http://lahpa.com/page14/page72/page72.html

Brock on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 10:00 PM

For the hell of it:

Each day throughout Champs Week you’re challenged to pick the winner of selected conference tournament games. Championship games from the 9 mid-major conferences will be on the board, as well as all tournament games from the Big 6 conferences, for a total of 76 games played over 7 days. Do you have what it takes to survive Champs Week? Sign up now!

Get in the action now:
http://games.espn.go.com/cwpickem/e...up?groupID=4022

Group: Natty Sci
Password: crazedbuffalo

Phil on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 11:36 PM

A bunch of journalists do a pick em' on all the conference tournament games. It's called the "Send it in Jerome!" tourney.

I have a feeling it will be you vs me brock...

Brent on Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 11:13 AM

It came down to the last mile but Adrian was able to edge out Lynnie for 2nd place Sci Honors in todays Anthem 5K.

Here is the play by play of my race...held back as much as I could, was letting a hottie pace me the first mile that kind of looked like the face of MaximumAsp.
http://connect.garmin.com/activity/26212901

Brent on Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 11:29 AM

I accidentally bet $25 on the over (145) for the Syracuse versus UL game...also put $25 on Syracuse as they are 1.5 point favorite. I would like to see UL pull out the victory but beating the team twice in the season and Syracuse is playing for #1 overall...sorry dirty birds, I just don't see it happening.

joe on Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 12:02 PM

any word on their times. I should have run.

joe on Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 12:05 PM

Good one Brent.

joe on Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 12:06 PM

Didnt you alias win a marathon?

Brent on Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 12:11 PM

Yeah the LA Marathon, actually set a course record, not bad for my first marathon.

Brent on Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 12:14 PM

whoops first professional race, not first marathon

mowgli on Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 12:30 PM

Good job Brent...after the race, I did forget to mention to you that I ran the race backwards and blindfolded, so I guess my time wasn't so bad.

Brock on Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 3:55 PM

There is the answer: Play more white boys!

Brent on Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 4:03 PM

Wow! While the game was over for most of you...I was on the edge of my seat yelling and screaming for free throws and shots to get the over...Thank you Kuric

joe on Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 5:23 PM

14^!

joe on Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 5:23 PM

146!

joe on Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 5:42 PM

Freedom Hall was crazy today.

joe on Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 5:49 PM

UL has the 9:00 game and if they keep winning they keep playing at 9:00. Hopefully I don't get to sleep next week.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 7:38 PM

I plan on watching as much basketball next week as possible and drinking as much as can, too, since my bosses are going to be out of town. If anyone wants to join in, let me know.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 7:55 PM

Best game ever. If I had DVR'ed it, I'd be watching it again now.

Brock on Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 8:58 PM

After UC poops all over the floor against Rutgers/Providence, I'll be rooting hard for a WVU-UofL Big East finals. The Big East is almost more ridiculous than last year with depth because there are less superstars and more "teams."

At least the NIT will be interesting to watch this year with UConn, UNC, and UC. I bet South Carolina makes it to the NIT with that Vandy win too.

Can you believe Cincy beat potential ACC champ Maryland and SEC runner-up Vandy on back-to-back days? What potential... crap-factored all over the court.

Phil on Sunday, March 07, 2010 at 11:26 AM

damage report for my condo is shockingly low

joe on Sunday, March 07, 2010 at 11:36 AM

interview with Kuric someone said you will never have to buy a drink in Louisville again. Kuric responds "that won't be a problem."

DAmage report? What damage?

Phil on Sunday, March 07, 2010 at 11:46 AM

well, I just assumed I made a mess when I got home last night. I knew I had made myself some pasta, so I just assumed the worst when I woke up.

joe on Sunday, March 07, 2010 at 11:47 AM

ESPN showing something on the Rae Carruth shooting of his pregnant girlfriend and the child born by emergency c-section from the dead mother and how the kid has cerebral palsy from the oxygen cut off when his mother was shot. This story is a downer.

joe on Sunday, March 07, 2010 at 11:53 AM

I just read a yahoo article referring to Kuric as a one man wrecking crew. I think that name will stick.

joe on Sunday, March 07, 2010 at 11:59 AM

Kuric didn't get in the ESPN top 10

joe on Sunday, March 07, 2010 at 12:40 PM

Bellarmine is in the GLVC final today against #3 Kentucky Weslyan. That good player Braydon Hobbs from New Albany or Jeff had the schools first triple double in 19 years.

joe on Sunday, March 07, 2010 at 12:42 PM

This is a boring UK game.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basket...229&prov=ap

Great headline: Diabetes doesn’t stop Freeman in Georgetown win

Brock on Sunday, March 07, 2010 at 12:45 PM

Big East Tourney bracket is out:

http://www.bigeast.org/ViewArticle....4889542#bracket

Well, my plan to root for a UofL-WVU final is impossible. The UC-Rutgers winner gets UofL, and the winner of that game gets Huggs. That should be interesting.

joe on Sunday, March 07, 2010 at 12:55 PM

little giants is on

joe on Sunday, March 07, 2010 at 2:00 PM

What happened to UK?

adrian on Sunday, March 07, 2010 at 2:57 PM

ummm....they won

joe on Sunday, March 07, 2010 at 3:39 PM

I was watching and they were up big then I turned it back and it was a 6 point game. Did they play bad or Florida play good?

Phil on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 12:23 AM

hey chris, it isn't a copy of the game but here's AnVillen's 8:00 highlight real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zevk...player_embedded

joe on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 6:59 AM

I am going with my dad to the Yum Center today for a UL scrimmage and meet and greet thing through Central Bank. Should I take my ticket stub from Saturday and go for the Kyle Kuric autographed game ticket?

douglas on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 8:11 AM

could be a decent little souvenir if you did.

Jay on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 9:55 AM

Obligatory "this place is dead"

Bigworm on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 10:13 AM

Joe - UK gets bored and they start doing crazy shit. The typical UK game is UK gets big lead (15+ points) in the first half and they can't live with just ramming the ball down their opponents throats so they start shooting 3's or everything is trying to be an alley oop dunk to to make the highlight reel. Basically, they go away from everything that gives them the lead.

Speaking of highlight reels, did anybody see the Morehead State-Murray game? There was one unreal block where I believe a Murray player was on a fast break dunk and the Morehead player meets him at the rim. I swear the guy that was trying to dunk the ball had the ball around the white square or so I thought and he was met about 6 inches from the rim from flushing it.

Bigworm on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 10:33 AM

Joe - This was the UK game in Doyle's words.

http://www.cbssports.com/collegebas...headlines;other

douglas on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 11:00 AM

joe will have to wait to read it tonight i guess.

douglas on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 1:22 PM

cousins and wall first team yahoo all americans:
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basket...o&type=lgns

Brock on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 3:17 PM

Anyone want to get in on the Champ Week Pick 'em?

Get in the action now:
http://games.espn.go.com/cwpickem/e...up?groupID=4022

Group: Natty Sci
Password: crazedbuffalo

douglas on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 3:23 PM

i just tried and it said the member services is down or something

Brock on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 3:26 PM

I literally just entered my picks. I must have destroyed the system with my illogical choices. Go St. Mary's!

douglas on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 3:41 PM

i don't have an ESPN account, so when i go to sign up for one is when i got the Error message...

Brock on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 5:19 PM

Anyone making the road-trip to Owensboro this weekend for the Bellarmine games in the opening rounds of the NCAA DII tourney?

joe on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 5:39 PM

Yum Center is awesome. Practice was interesting to watch. Didn't get an autograph. Rick said Jerry is out for the big east tourney and gave a nice recruiting run down over drinks and hordouirves . A walk on transfer from Manhattan, Chris Smith i think his name was, JR Smith of the NBA's brother is a freak athlete that needs to learn basketball per Rick. All and all good experience.

joe on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 5:39 PM

Kuric was in the gym by himself shooting when we first showed up, I only saw him miss 2 shots in 45 minutes.

joe on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 6:24 PM

Took keira for a run and the that is a major chick magnet. If you pull a Barney Stinson and get a dog and teach it one or 2 tricks you can hit on girls well I bet.

Bigworm on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 10:28 PM

Joe - you don't even have to run with the dog. All you have to do is get a fluffy dog and take it to the park. Before AJ was born, I took Daisy to Tom Sawyer and there was some college cc event going on up there. She and I are just strolling around and the next thing I know is I have about five cross country chicks that are all pretty decent looking all over her. Dogs are definitely chick magnets.

Bigworm on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 11:09 PM

Chris - I think you should work here.

http://www.doccafe.com/jobs/physici...campaign=Indeed

And just think, you could be the sports doc for UK teams.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 7:30 AM

Wes, are you really trying to find a job for me? Do I owe you a percentage like an agent if I end up there? Do you really want me, a die hard UL fan, taking part in UK sports med? No, Mr. Wall you just sprained your knee you don't need surgery, while it's really an ACl tear and his leg falls off when he tries to dunk. Hopefully you just found that while looking for salaries for PharmD positions. Anyway thanks for looking out though.

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 9:13 AM

How about two tickets for each home game and we call it even?

Yes, I just stumbled across it while searching indeed.com

At least you'd get to work with a lot of future pros.

Phil on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 12:58 PM

The person Kyle Kuric most wants to meet is Nastia Liukin and his favorite book is "Time Travel in Einstein's Universe: The Physical Possibilities of Travel Through Time"
http://www.uoflsports.com/sports/m-...ric_kyle00.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 1:49 PM

Has K_l_ K_r_c reached cult-like status yet?

douglas on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 2:35 PM

i'm sure if you ask any UL sorority girl they'll say yes

Phil on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 2:42 PM

terrible time for him to have such terrible acne. Those bumps on the back are definitely don't make him a keeper.

douglas on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 2:48 PM

yeah, but he can have his pick of the litter from every girl at UL that's below a 7 or 8, guaranteed. plus, it's the sum of all girls that counts, so if he lands two 5's, that's still like nailing a dime piece

Jay on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 3:59 PM

I said a bang, bang, bang bang bangety, bang bang bangety bang!

douglas on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 4:06 PM

good episode

Phil on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 4:10 PM

i must say, Jennifer Lopez was smoking hot.

douglas on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 4:23 PM

more than six people read this site, which one of us has herpes?
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUS...923528620100309

Phil on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 4:28 PM

only 1 in 10 dudes though.

Maybe girls should read my new book "Of Course You've Got Herpese - Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut"

douglas on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 4:30 PM

that made me laugh, the girl next to me asked why, didn't think it was HR friendly enough to tell her why

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 4:32 PM

I haven't watched How I Met Your Mother in probably 2 months, and all my Heroes that were on the DVR went away when it crapped out. Haven't watched but 2 this season.

douglas on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 4:35 PM

i gave up on heroes awhile ago. i tried watching lost this season, just b/c it's the last one, and i didn't have a fucking clue what was going on. it's so bad that they're having to put captions on the bottom of the screen during scenes to explain what the fuck is going on

joe on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 6:10 PM

Phil kept me up to date on the Kuric posts through text messaging. Thanks Phil.

joe on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 6:34 PM

angry woman in the picture is on my bus.

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...on+service+cuts

Brock on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 7:18 PM

I was "this close" to picking St. John's over UConn. I should have pulled the trigger like my St. Mary's over Gonzaga.

joe on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 7:19 PM

I'm sick of joe lunardi

Brock on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 1:13 AM

Well, UC did everything in their power to lose that game. Too bad Rutgers is more terrible. Tomorrow could get ugly.

Phil on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 1:38 AM

that was the best thing to happen for Louisville. Playing vs UC is far better than Rutgers. UC has a name, which means Louisville may try.

Trivia Nick and I were talking about the seading. One of the latest brackets has Louisville playing UTEP, another had Louisville playing Northern Iowa. Louisville would get SMOKED by either one of those teams. Louisville would be better off being a 16 seed than a 5 seed at this point. Gotta be the underdog, or they'll get beat by 35.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 3:05 AM

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Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 3:06 AM

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Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 3:07 AM

tues nights in th lour suck.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 3:08 AM

almost got that one right

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 3:09 AM

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Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 3:10 AM

FUCK

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 3:18 AM

long post sounded gay

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 3:19 AM

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lets drink more

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 3:21 AM

read through that.

alcohol bad

don't drink

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 3:21 AM

baberuth

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 3:22 AM

ignore that, so whAt's going on for lynnie's bachelor party?

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 3:23 AM

bad weekend

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 7:02 AM

and cut

Jay on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 8:47 AM

So...how's it going Chris?

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 9:04 AM

Corey Haim found dead.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...hab-child-star/

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 9:11 AM

Chris - Are you okay buddy?

douglas on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 9:13 AM

that was classic

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 9:20 AM

Just another reason why I am a John Wall fan.

"Coach (Calipari) talked to us about it and said he would put one of us up for each award and see who wins. We both played great during the SEC (season), and we’re happy that both of us received an award. I’m not upset that he (DeMarcus Cousins) got Freshman of the Year, and he’s not upset that I got Player of the Year. We’re just happy for each other.”

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 9:24 AM

Brock - I was all set to give you some condolences on last nights games, but apparently that band of assclowns which don the UC jerseys won. What I was going to say was I understand the frustrations when your team has wide open shots that they cannot convert. Frustrated me for the last couple years with UK, and then this year happened and I realized we just didn't have the talent. It is nice getting back to the talent level that you are suppose to have each year. Aside from Stephenson and Gates not really sure who all is worthy of the UC jersey.

Joanna on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 9:42 AM

I can confirm he's alive, probably feeling like a million bucks.

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 9:47 AM

Is he working today?

Phil on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 10:21 AM

i think the baberuth comment was my favorite

douglas on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 10:27 AM

i liked the question about lynnie's bachelor party. it seemed very casual and randomly off topic for a drunken sci post in the middle of the night, especially when you read what came before it

Brock on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 10:29 AM

What was the Ole Miss Sports Medicine comment? That may explain the annihilated drunk status.

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 10:36 AM

I am guessing he interviewed there and he didn't get the position or he did get the position and realized he is moving to Mississippi for a year. In fact, I'd almost bet on the latter due to the copious amounts of alcohol consumed. There is nothing in Mississippi.

Jerome on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 11:12 AM

Classy move by Boston letting Nomar retire with the Red Sox

http://content.usatoday.com/communi...-as-a-red-sox/1

Joanna on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 11:43 AM

Yeah, he's working. He sounded surprisingly ok.

Phil on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 11:50 AM

the sexy ladies of the nhl
http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/u...he-nhl-uh-yump/

Phil on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 12:53 PM

top 10 worst shootout attempts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glIaGBUvTVw

Jerome on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 1:45 PM

Chris Chelios just got called up to play for the Atlanta Thrashers - dude is 48 years old!

http://blogs.ajc.com/atlanta-thrash...r-quick-return/

douglas on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 2:13 PM

finally get to go to NOLA in two months

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 3:15 PM

Don't fall in the river like the exec.

Phil on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 4:31 PM

ok, this is nice. TomTom has a driving directions web app
http://routes.tomtom.com

Apparently it takes into account traffic lights, and average speed from TomTom users and other shit when planning the routes. Normal directions to hockey have me taking Frankfort to Shelbyville the whole way. It knows to avoid that mess and just hit the expressway even though it's an extra 4 miles

Barry on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 5:57 PM

I'm gonna make my deadlines it looks like. Woohoo! Defend March 29

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 7:22 PM

Good luck

Brock on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 7:35 PM

Congrats, future Doc.

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 8:41 PM

any lynnie birthday plans?

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 9:58 PM

I am tired of Samardo

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 9:59 PM

Low man wins in basketball? WTF?

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 10:00 PM

Seriously, they said Samuels has been playing low and the low man wins in basketball

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 10:06 PM

Samuels is a fucking pussy

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 10:13 PM

announcers are horrible

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 10:13 PM

So is Cincy so you will be fine.

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 10:15 PM

If I am going to stay up this late to watch basketball I don't want crappy announcers giving me a headache

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 10:28 PM

I think halftime has been longer then the first half

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 10:45 PM

Sosa drops 20 and still finds a way to completely redeem himself

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 10:54 PM

sadly, i think I might rather listen to Doris Burke calling the game right now then these clowns

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 10:56 PM

http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com...mpionships.html

who is announcing all your favorite games

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 11:01 PM

Samardo does not help out on defense at all

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 11:02 PM

Wide open layup and you walk Samuels.

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 11:06 PM

You got to be kidding me

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 11:11 PM

I think UC has more offensive rebounds then UL has total rebounds

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 11:19 PM

sosa free throws!

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 11:20 PM

Knowles is 1-12 and keeps shooting

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 11:22 PM

Swopshire for the big shot to tie the game?

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 11:24 PM

Really, guys practice intentionally missing free throws?

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 11:25 PM

Why did I stay awake for this shit

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 11:27 PM

Wow, talking about a complete 180.

joe on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 11:31 PM

FUCK

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 11:32 PM

They still get in the tourney.

Phil on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 1:20 AM

even better, if they get in the tourament it'll be an even worse seed Ideally it'll be like a 15 seed so they can play nothing but top 10 teams the whole way though.

First chance to play a shitty team and Louisville will loose by 58

Brock on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 1:43 AM

YAY!

Brock on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 8:29 AM

Moving day. Movers, never use anything else.

douglas on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 8:30 AM

it's true, once you've used them you'll never go back

douglas on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 9:07 AM

what the fuck? chuck norris is 70?
http://www.nbcdfw.com/entertainment...s-87269827.html

Bigworm on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 9:14 AM

I think at large teams get no worse than a 12 seed if you come from a power conference.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 9:31 AM

I am guessing UofL gets a 9 or 10 seed.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 10:57 AM

First of all, I am alive and well now. Yesterday was a fun day at work though. Anyway, both of my attendings left town yesterday and won't be back until Monday so we went out celebrating our mini vacation. But as a little fuck you to us from our faggot ass attending , he scheduled a case for us while he was gone. So in a drunken stupor I decided to get online and try to bitch about it, which obviously didn't work out so well. The Miss Sports Med comment somehow must have been an old cut and paste. Moral of the story drinking on a Tuesday night in Louisville is rather boring which leads to lots more alcohol cosumption. Starting the night with a power hour probably wasn't the best idea either with shots 1 and 60 being bourbon.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 11:02 AM

Glad you are feeling better buddy. Enjoy that mini-vacation because hell will return soon enough.

How many more days do you have on this rotation?

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 11:52 AM

20

Bigworm on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 12:23 PM

Burket - When is match day for your fellowships?

Phil on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 1:17 PM

Lebron suspended 50 games for steriod use
http://www.cleveland.com/tribe/inde...r_league_1.html

Bigworm on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 1:40 PM

Well we know it wasn't going to be James. It would cost the NBA too much money.

douglas on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 1:47 PM

tricky tricky

Bigworm on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 1:53 PM

GT up 4 with 3:56 to play on Cuse.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:06 PM

GTown up 85-81 with less than a minute to go.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:11 PM

GTown wins 91-84

douglas on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:12 PM

nice, that solidifies the #2 overall seed

Bigworm on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:13 PM

Are you saying Syracuse falls to a #2 or GTown comes up to a #2?

I don't see Cuse falling.

douglas on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:16 PM

i meant UK getting the best spot they can and no one getting in front of them that's not already there. i don't see cuse falling, but with cuse losing, even if UK loses there's no shot at them losing the #1 seed, not that i was real worried about it anyway

douglas on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:16 PM

just makes the SEC tournament that much less important

Bigworm on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:17 PM

Oh okay, I see where you are going with that now.

douglas on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:21 PM

to be honest i'm actually not really expecting UK to win the tourney, especially now. i can see them letting up against any of the several bubble teams that are playing for a lot more

douglas on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:31 PM

texas tech is coming back on kansas, 2 point difference w/ like 5 mins left. if kansas loses, then scratch everything i just said, UK will play their ass off if they can get the #1 overall seed

Bigworm on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:32 PM

I'd rather play Bama than South Carolina.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:33 PM

I am sure if UK wins it all this year then the NCAA will come back and say Wall and or Cousins did some shit to strip it. Just trying to keep a brother down.

douglas on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:34 PM

texas tech is a cock tease, fuck them

Phil on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:56 PM

new funbag
http://deadspin.com/5491119/near+de...-eggerts-shymen

"Near-Death Experiences, Deodorant, And Eggert’s Shymen"

Phil on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:56 PM

NCAA would never strip a championship team, no matter what the NYT may publish

Bigworm on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:58 PM

You never know what the NCAA will do anymore. The cleared Rose and then after the season was over ruled him inelligible...WTF?

Phil on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 3:02 PM

Too much money involved for them to vacate a championship. CBS would flip their shit if they spent $500 million dollars for that.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 3:09 PM

I call bullshit. It's not like the fans would demand their money back. Money already exchanged hands, no refunds.

And Bama came back from being down 15 and lead USC by 1 with 15 seconds to go.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 3:11 PM

Looks like Bama is going to advance, up by 4 with 6 ticks to go.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 3:13 PM

They can't even fuck it up and foul Downey on a 3 and lose it now.

68-63 with 6 seconds to play.

Thank God. I didn't want to play the circus midget again.

douglas on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 3:13 PM

god i'm glad that fucker's gone for good now

Phil on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 3:16 PM

it's not this season they have to worry about, it is marketing for the next and upcoming seasons.

Phil on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 3:16 PM

clay travis has a funny series going where he is playing in a tecmo bowl tournament in Wisconsin
http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/20...bits-at-a-time/

Bigworm on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 3:17 PM

I don't think it really matters to be honest.

joe on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 8:57 PM

Anything going on for Velardes b-day tomorrow

joe on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 9:03 PM

the big east is a clusterfuck

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 9:04 PM

Let's go back out to the St. Matthew's bars, we haven't done that in a while. Kidding about that, but I'm still reveling in my mini-vacation so I'd be up for something even if we celebrate without Lynnie.

Also set up a yahoo bracket for us if anyone wants come Sunday.

Natty Sci
crazedbuffalo

Is anyone interested in a fantasy baseball league?

Brock on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 12:42 AM

Being a UC fan, losing on a last second shot at the buzzer no longer bothers me. Its expected. I've seen so many bullshit, hail-mary, eyes-closed shots that cynicism just doesn't cut it.

Bigworm on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 9:10 AM

Yeah but the worst part of it was you had the ball with 6.1 seconds left and the kid loses control and gives WVU the ball with 3 seconds to go on their side of the court.

Phil on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 9:20 AM

a girl sent me a text last night saying I should drive down to lexington to hang out with her last night. I told her it was too far of a drive.

So she replied "Just kidding, I sometimes ask people stuff like that just to get a reaction." One minute later: "But seriously, I wouldn't mind the company"

Bigworm on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 9:35 AM

That's great stuff Philco.

Phil on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 9:38 AM

it was right out of dodgeball.

Bigworm on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 10:11 AM

Yeah very White Goodmanesque.

Phil on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 10:45 AM

huh, looks like 30 Rock and The Office had new episodes last night

douglas on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 10:54 AM

the SEC was just on regionally in the US

Phil on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 11:51 AM

According to Stephenson, Butler even called Bank when he shot the three

Phil on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 12:48 PM

IT'S HAILING SIDEWAYS!

Bigworm on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 2:09 PM

UK down 35-30 at the half.

Reason being, not hitting the glass. In the 2 games that UK lost, we were out rebounded. Bama winning rebounding edge right now 26-16 and they have 10 offensive rebounds in the first half.

douglas on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 2:37 PM

Uk finally decided to start playing, that's nice of them

douglas on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 2:47 PM

i can't watch the game, but according to the radio, it sounds like they just came out flat like they don't have anything to play for (which they don't really). i guess cal jumped their ass at halftime

Jay on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 3:06 PM

I'm not sure where CNN is going with this picture.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/03/12/...dex.html?hpt=C2

Phil on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 5:02 PM

Remix: Two and a Half Men Groan Track
Replacing laugh tracks with real reactions
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1929403

Phil on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 5:23 PM

great sequence. poor #11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjqtJptW0Bk&

joe on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 7:19 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8409345.stm

I am so doing this. Dog and owner cross country championships

joe on Saturday, March 13, 2010 at 8:22 PM

St. Pattys parade on Baxter was pretty cool

Phil on Saturday, March 13, 2010 at 10:43 PM

I'm flipping back and forth from the big east game to the sci fi channel to watch Dinoshark
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1545986/

it just ate a water polo team

Phil on Saturday, March 13, 2010 at 11:14 PM

lolwut?

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 8:58 AM

Outside the Lines today is about ex UK player Winston Bennett and his sexual addiction

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 9:00 AM

Bellarmine basketball won yesterday in the first round of he tournament

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 11:23 AM

I'm rooting for OTS and the Golden Gophers knocking off UK in the 2nd round.

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 1:02 PM

Louisville crime reports

2300 block of Penile Road . Feb. 21. 4 a.m. A woman said a woman she knew beat her with a baseball bat. She told police her hair had also been cut and her face was drawn on with a marking pen.

400 block of E. Muhammad Ali Blvd . Feb. 18. 10:30 p.m. Toaster

1600 block of W. Oak St . Feb. 19. 8:04 a.m. Stove.

3100 block of Springfield Drive . Feb. 20. 11 p.m. Bedding.

24th and Jefferson streets . Feb. 20. 3:58 a.m. A man said he got a ride with two people who pulled a gun and a knife. They took $6.

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 1:32 PM

Is this game the #1 overall seed vs a team not even in the tourney?

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 1:35 PM

I think Orton may be retarded

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 1:39 PM

UK is down 5 and ABC just did a UK montage? I think they want UK to win.

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 1:41 PM

Did they just say Dodson is the key that they needed for the run to a championship?

douglas on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 2:18 PM

they said the 3 spot with the miller/liggins/dodson rotation is a major key, yes, and they're right. they get a good bulk of their threes from that spot

douglas on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 2:19 PM

with kansas winning yesterday, this game means absolutely nothing to UK, they've already got the second best #1 seed locked up, miss st is playing to make the ncaa tournament though

Phil on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 2:46 PM

I'm surprised cal is even playing their starters. Looking at UK you can tell they arent trying, so maybe they are taking it easy to save their legs or prevent injuries

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 3:08 PM

meaningless comeback. If anything overtime will tire UK out for the NCAA tournament. I texted Phil that the foul was a dumb idea for MSU right when it happened.

Phil on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 3:10 PM

my strategy would have been valid in a game that meant anything for uk.

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 3:11 PM

UK looked like they needed som more game reps. That is the reason for sending it to OT. Also, some guy at BW3s wasn't ready to leave.

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 3:17 PM

My dad just called asking why the refs won't call a foul

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 3:20 PM

meaningless

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 3:21 PM

I would have let Mississippi State win to validate the conference and let another SEC team in the tourney.

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 3:23 PM

Great quote Cal, "if we are the number 2 team then what are they?" They still aren't in the tourney. So are you all really the number 2 team then?

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 4:37 PM

Parking Wars is a funny show

Brent on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 5:02 PM

I thought it was more of a jab on the overrated Big East.

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 5:43 PM

Everything i've read is listing G-Town as a 2 seed. I don't see it.

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 5:59 PM

http://www.kwcpanthers.com/sports/2...0605.aspx?id=27

live stats for Bellarmine game at 6:00

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 6:00 PM

UK got screwed.

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 6:13 PM

Tennessee only a 6?

adrian on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 6:14 PM

duke? are you fucking serious. west virginia got screwed

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 6:15 PM

Duke as the 3, Cuse as the 4. I wouldn't have complained if Ohio State got it over Duke either

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 6:19 PM

Murray over Vandy...I'll take it.

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 6:26 PM

Was that Cal's house or J_hn W_ll's house?

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 6:46 PM

Everything about the selection show seemed disappointing

joe on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 6:55 PM

UK vs WVU could get ugly. Huggy Bear might kill someone in that game.

Brock on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 7:35 PM

I can't wait for the NIT selection show on ESPNU @ 9p.

douglas on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 8:38 PM

UK's bracket is alright, but kansas seriously got fucked as the #1 overall

douglas on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 8:49 PM

hell duke got the easiest bracket as the #3 overall when it's debatable they deserved it

adrian on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 10:15 PM

I agree. KU better bring it

Brock on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 10:53 PM

#2 seed for the Bearcats! Finally, a postseason appearance.

Phil on Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 11:59 PM

d-r-u-n-k

tomorrow i'll have the tournament challenge shit posted. question: we play for bragging rights or do we sack up and buy in at $10 a piece?

Phil on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 12:32 AM

I like that when they said nice things about Louisville on ESPN it is immediately followed up by high praise for Siena has dark horse teams.

C-A-R-D-S!

Brock on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 2:03 AM

I'll go in for some dough.

Brent on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 8:14 AM

I'll thrown in some cash, it's just coming right back anyway.

Bigworm on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 9:43 AM

I agree with your dad Joe. I shake my head every time Vernado gets a block and he makes body contact. That is called 90% of the time in the college game except when he does it.

Bigworm on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 9:44 AM

UT got hosed as a 6. Here is what they are saying, UT was ranked 13th before UK handed them their asses. Now they are a 6 seed? 6x4 = 24?
How UT responds will be interesting.

Bigworm on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 9:45 AM

Oh and UL beats Duke. Write it down.

douglas on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 9:58 AM

I actually agree with that, but if I were a UL fan, I'd be more worried about Wake than Duke. In all the analysis I've watched, everyone seems to be penciling in a coach k / pitino matchup, and UL doesn't seem to fare too well in the games they're supposed to win.

douglas on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 10:22 AM

i just realized i said wake, i meant cal

Bigworm on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 10:31 AM

UofL will destroy Cal.

Bigworm on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 10:53 AM

Basketball Prospectus on the tourney.

http://www.basketballprospectus.com...p?articleid=992

#1 Loser
Kentucky
I know the conventional wisdom is that Kansas has the toughest bracket and I'll grant you that the Midwest is brutal. But the Jayhawks are, or should be, big boys. They got to the Sweet 16 last year, brought everyone back, and added Xavier Henry. Kentucky, on the other hand, is like Kansas last year. Just look at all those callow, albeit talented, youngsters. And look what they got. For starters a potential second-round game against a team (Texas) ranked number one in the nation earlier this season. Then a likely Sweet 16 collision with Wisconsin, which outscored the Big Ten by almost as much as Kansas outscored the Big 12. And then finally a regional final against West Virginia, winners of the Big East tournament. (Not to mention lurkers like Temple, Marquette, and Clemson.) John Calipari's players better grow up fast.

douglas on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 10:58 AM

i've been hearing that they're too young and they're too inexperienced crap all year, so have they, just adds fuel to the fire. if they lose in the tournament, it's not b/c of inexperience, it's b/c they're packing the lanes and forcing them to shoot 3's, and they're not hitting. if UK is hitting 3's, they don't lose, period.

adrian on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 11:37 AM

Every big east team will lose first round except for Syracuse and west Virginia

Phil on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 12:57 PM

i created a new post
http://www.nattysci.com/displayPost...41#comment59276

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