i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
Tonight is my final game in the Never Ever league, and as the captain of the team I sure am fuck don't want to go out a loser. So to bribe you fuckers to come out, I'll pay for anything you drink during the game if you come out. That's right, free booze. Lord knows I owe people what I estimate to be upwards of 40 to 50 drinks from Friday. Joe and Hockey Laura will be there, and Joe can vouch for the good times that will be had. Protip: Don't bring a date because it will make her girlie parts freeze up.
And yes, I only made a new post solely so I could embed this video in it. Sorry to abuse my power, but some times you just gotta ask yourself: WWRD - What Would Riggins Do?
Posted by Phil on December 8th, around lunchtime | 647 comments
I forgot to mention - big "ups" to brent for making that all happen. I don't get a lot of memorable birthdays with it falling between christmas and new years, so being able to celebrate with everyone was happy good times. Sorry for the gay post.
Douglas, i have another gift for you:http://www.people.com/people/articl...ss-topheadlines
What time is the game tonight and where is it at?
And what time are people showing up?
opps, 7:15 game time at Iceland. Most people will probably get there right before 7:15 to get in their seats for the player intros and the national anthem. it is really quite goofy, but it is still fun.Map:http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=utf-...t=directions-to
I've been there once before and the intros are quite hilarious. Basically they take it way too seriously
There was no "Oh Canada", which kinda disappoints me.Speaking of which, the lady singing Oh Canada slaughter the song so bad that the stadium took over to try and drown her out.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2oAxlZQqwkReminded me of this kid at Fenway:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhcZRFcjbhw
so 7:15 not 6:30?
7:15. I gotta get there at 6:30, which was the confusion in my head. This weekend may have caused permanent damage to my brain. Brent says that it wasn't the booze, its from being 30
Clear eyes full hearts can't lose. Phil, keep Natty Sci's winning tradition alive.
so jodie sweetin needs a knight in shining armor, i didn't realize she was getting divorced. i have a job, so i got one up on her husband, i have a kid so we can relate to one another and bond over our strong familial ties, and i don't do meth, so i can be her rock to lean on in her struggle to stay sober, all while i manipulate that trust and take advantage of her fame and impending fortune when she makes the new full house spinoff, or movie, or whatever it is, and have lots of sex with her in the process, and somehow find a way not to have sarah cut my balls off after she finds out....
phil - new business idea for you...you should set up an online stalking company, where people pay you to do their stalking...you seem way too good at this to let such a talent go to waste
didn't the creators of myspace and facebook beat him to it?
Joe has a valid point.But I like it, you can call it creepy.com
Should we wear button ups shirts and warmup pants to the game tonight?
Might not be a bad idea.
Not going to lie, from dodgeball on Friday I still can't straighten out my arm and my knee keeps giving out on me.
i thought about coming up with a website called "theirspace.com" that does some stalking. mostly for parents and the such to stalk their kids.
Wes, are you going to GPS AJ when he gets older?
Ah, the mullet's of outfits. I would be honored.I'm rocking the polo with warm ups as we speak.
europe just got less interesting:http://apnews.myway.com/article/200.../D94T8T200.html
The polo with warm-ups is the pimp suit. I dress AJ like that at times and much admit, it does look quite comfortable.And I figure that I'll get AJ a phone with GPS and I am sure his car will have it so I will be able to monitor him via technology.
btw, i was watching road trip the other night.check out stiffler's outfit:http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3350960384/tt0215129
Does that mean you also like one..better make it two fingers?
ha, my mom and aunt might even make an appearance.
So who is going there tonight?I should be there.
Laura and I are planning to be there.
Awesome so we got 3. P-H-INow who is going to be the L?
try and con brent into coming. He already went to one game and left early because his date got her panties in a wad, so he may be a hard sell. I've already tried.
So with Amsterdam closing down the good stuff, the bachelor party seems less likely rock out there.
I hate to rub it in, but this doesn't happen often.Check out whose first and whose last.http://myespn.go.com/blogs/bigeast/...on-edition.html
How do you tell a deaf person to turn down the volume on their computer?
you speak very loudly in an inappropriate manner, kinda like you'd speak to someone who doesn't understand english, b/c if you speak louder, maybe they'll understand you then
hey, thanks to everyone that made it out to the game last night. Sorry you had to see a losing effort, but let's be honest - winning isn't the Natty Sci way
Thanks for the beer Phil, and the good laugh.
the full billy ripken storyhttp://www.cnbc.com/id/28116692?__s...ag*&par=RSS
Btw, cory and I went to Saints last night. They have some fantastic nachos. Their wings suck balls though.I'm still pissed off about that game last night. Ugh.
hey brent, sorry about throwing your team under the bus there on the legends league. Just trying to add some levity after the great commish fiasco
I am going to visit a house for sale this weekend that has an inground pool. I wonder if pools are a lot of trouble to maintain.
Yes they are Adrian. Plus since it is winter you can't get an inspection on it before you purchase the house so you may discover some unexpected problems upon moving in.
Hire yourself a pool boy.
Pools are a pain in the butt to maintain. Esp at the beginning and end of the season when you do a lot of work on them.
a guy i work with is in the process of looking into getting rid of his pool, he uses it only a couple times of year and it's way more trouble than it's worth according to him, he bitches about it a lot. i know when i did mortgages people that had pools were always astonished when they found out that adding a pool does nothing at all for the resale value of your house, b/c most people don't like having them and it's a completely personal touch
adrian - whereabouts are you looking to move?cuban - any word on your offer?
I have a contract out. My inspection was saturday and last night I sent my request for repairs. if they make the repairs I requested I should be good to go.Can't wait to move the Fooseball table again. At least now we learned the legs come off.
that kinda takes the fun out of it though
You're moving out Cuban? Geez, where have I been. Although I haven't had much access to a computer lately. It's been like a month since I've seen internet porn.
Yeah It's about time I grow up and find my own place. Beside Laura is kicking me out. I think she plans on making the upstairs as a room for each dog?
Adrian, is your woman a groupie for the local rock scene? Specifically, for Kentucky's finest COVER BAND specializing in 80's and 90's rock whose name happens to be ROCKTIMUS PRIME. The two of you do have a nice picture on their MySpace page. By the way, they are playing at Zazoo's this weekend.
I think the bigger question is Burket, why the fuck are you on Myspace?
Douglas - We are looking to move either near blankenbaker/middletown / westport road area or Oldham County.Burket - Her friend is the drummer for ROCKTIMUS PRIME.
TARC blows
I've heard of that band before, i just don't remember where
Person at work just heard on the radio that today is "National Call In Gay Day" as a protest to Prop 8. Look around your office and see who isn't there. My training class today was cancelled because the trainer and manager called in and my bus driver called in.
half hour till our work Christmas Luncheon. Mmmmmmmm....King Fish!!!
Interesting. What does this tell you about Joe the Plumber?http://www.foxnews.com/politics/ele...ccain-appalled/
Hey Worm are we the only ones here today? I guess everybody else called in gay today.
Yeah that is what I am seeing as well. I guess they heard it was call in if you love the cock day.
this hot chick called in work today, something about her kid being sick, but i think there's potential for something more...
at least that's what I'll be picturing the rest of the day now
just heard on the radio, apparently the earth is slowing down its rotation or some shit, so they're adding an extra second to the year 2008, to be applied on new year's eve between 6:59:59 and 7:00:00 pm, which is good i guess b/c that means we get an extra second longer to party
Haven't seen Phil here at work yet
Wait - there he is. I guess he's not gay - just taking a big shit.
maybe he's bisexual and only likes cock half the time, so he took half the day off...
my question is that if prop 8 keeps people who are gay from getting married, and getting married turns you gay - does this mean that all married is illegal?
Or maybe he got his shit packed, so he needed to relieve himself on the shitter after being raped in the shitter?And perhaps since Jerome had a lack of posting today, maybe he was raping Phil in the shitter and posted quickly to show he is present on no show = gay day as a way to hide his and Phil's closet romps?
I think everybody has gay tendencies. I mean look at me, I am married after all.
I just won a mancala tournament at the Christmas luncheon.
scroggin emailed this. Interesting story starring a cerebal palsy kid, kid in a wheelchair and Jeff Sheppard:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=jackson/081209
mancala?
Exactly, never played it before. It is the game with a bunch of pebbles and you move the pebbles from hole to hole. You see it a lot of plaves but no one ever knows how to play it. I destroyed all challengers.
I'm always at work.
why won't anyone date mehttp://www.craigslist.org/about/bes...fo/2389671.html
Phil - I think she is right up your alley.
the problem is that this was written 7 years ago. So unless she wrote this as a 16 year then she's waaaaaaaaaaay too old for me now.
oh wait, it says right there. She's 40 now. Maybe she has a daughter for me
Maybe, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
If she didn't have a man at age 33, its unlikely she had a kid by age 17.
ha, obviously you are infamiliar with baby mama drama. chicks with kids are upwards of 10x more likely to be desperate to get married than normal chicks. Sure, you know they like the booty. But they ain't looking for booty, they are looking for some sucker to raise their kid.This chick has a kid and is looking for some sucker to finance it
here's something I never expected...it snowed here last night.
global warming at its finest
this is too funny:http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archiv...10081love1.htmlmake sure you check out the guy's picture too
small scale variation...look at the overall trend
"Sarah Palin is absolutely the real deal," he said.What does this say about Joe the Plumber?What we've been thinking all along, he's an absolute fucking idiot.
Thanks Brent, I just didn't want to say it.
how exactly does that make him an idiot? what's so bad about palin? she had more sense than anyone else on either ticket
hell, so did the plumber
After reading the article, I don't think the plumber was referring to Palin's intellectual ability. I think he meant she was the "real deal" because she wasn't involved in all the corrupt things that are going on in Washington. She is honest.
fuck the article, here's the transcript, word for word, of what he said on glenn beck's show:http://www.glennbeck.com/content/ar...198/19055/?ck=1there's not one thing he says that is idiotic
Phil - where are you guys building at?
off old english I believe. Not totally sure. I might end up some place else than our datacenter
Phil - what does that mean?Are you looking to leave?
oh no, it'll probably just be cheaper to put people like me that don't need physical access to the computers some place else
so in the ESPN fantasy football league they do something interesting.The playoffs are four weeks long, but only two rounds. Each game is over a two week period. I guess it's to prevent you from losing in the playoffs to a fluke game by one dude or something.But their site is so awful that I didn't even know I was in the playoffs. The main content section is comprised of a "Welcome to Fantasy Football" graphic, followed by a section with the recent transactions. If you hit up the page during the game you have to kind of fight to find the current score.They do some stuff well, but they do a lot of stuff really, really poorly. I think the ideal combo is something like Yahoo, but with some of the customization features of CBS Sportsline.
hooray my companyhttp://www.courier-journal.com/arti...SINESS/81211038
I like to think this is how the UK/LSU game went down.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYcK1D9Cvco
Sorry not the game but afterwards.
that was funny
speaking of LSU, i found this funny:With a 7-5 season, most LSU fans have resigned themselves to somewhat morbid prophesies of the end of the world thanks to Les Miles and his unrealized expectations…the above weather event isn’t helping quell those fears. A snowy dusting of biblical, or at least voodoo wives’ tale, proportions descended upon Acadiana this morning and covered the hallowed and bourbon stained grounds of LSU’s Tiger Stadium. We assume they make insulated purple and gold jogging suits down there.http://friendsoftheprogram.net/2008...ellow-britches/
Douglas, are you graduating this weeekend?
people are effing crazy down here. I think we need new d-coordinators, but that's about it. If Lesticles keeps the same coordinators and we have another bad season next year...they'll start talking about his job. On the plus side, Rivals has us listed as the #1 recruiting class in the country with some good leads on five stars to go.http://rivals100.rivals.com/teamrank.asp?SID=0with regard to the video, funny...but no one down here really gives a crap. ultimately that game did not matter because we achieved our goal of winning a national championship. Congrats on your win, along with the 7 or 8 others that you had, we'll take the title. That game will forever be remembered in Ky and La. But everywhere else it will be a trivia question that no one gets right.
ha, barry's comment is almost identical to deadspin's take on the ole miss over florida win:"That Ole Miss win over Florida is going to become one of the most difficult Aflac trivia questions at some point twenty years from now."http://deadspin.com/5104190/college...2-meets-the-sec
i graduate on wednesday the 17th, i have my last weekend of classes tonight and tomorrow. what's funny is one of the guys in my class is having a big party tomorrow night for everyone. i'm one of the younger people in my class, so it's really a trip to see all these 30+ people get all excited over a party with heavy drinking involved. the party's been in the works for a couple months now, and the buildup has been stronger than we've had for new year's, that's how excited some of these "adults" are to be rid of their kids for a night, it's hilarious
for instance, me and another guy in my class have been peer pressuring this fifty year old woman in my class to do a kegstand before she can come in, and before we say we do that every year at joe's house, this woman's a little more, let's just say refined, than joe's neighbors...it's very surreal
did we ever get greg's wife Lisa to do anything stupid? I think we did. The best part about that is that she is a 7th and 8th grade religion teacher.
GW is my boy...check out the email he just sent me.Executive Order: Closing of Executive Departments and Agencies of the Federal Government on Friday, December 26, 2008 By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered as follows: Section 1. All executive branch departments and agencies of the Federal Government shall be closed and their employees excused from duty on Friday, December 26, 2008, the day after Christmas Day, except as provided in section 2 of this order. Sec. 2. The heads of executive branch departments and agencies may determine that certain offices and installations of their organizations, or parts thereof, must remain open and that certain employees must report for duty on December 26, 2008, for reasons of national security or defense or other public need. Sec. 3. Friday, December 26, 2008, shall be considered as falling within the scope of Executive Order 11582 of February 11, 1971, and of 5 U.S.C. 5546 and 6103(b) and other similar statutes insofar as they relate to the pay and leave of employees of the United States. Sec. 4. This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity, by any party against the United States, its agencies, instrumentalities, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.GEORGE W. BUSHTHE WHITE HOUSE,December 12, 2008.
Way to go GW!Of course I am off the 24-26th and I didn't have to have a retard mandate it.
i probably won't be out tonight in a futile effort to ward off a cold and also to keep myself from being creepy, but i think i'[m gonna hit molly's after work if anyone is interested
I'm off the day after christmas as well
West Virginia Ninjahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2U-ZQMf56I
Creepy guy at bar vs. creepy guy home alone with his cat playing video games. I choose creepy guy at bar.
oh, i'm gonna be creepy regardless. but the question is the amount of exposure i am capable of exposing myself to.
depends on how many people you want knowing about your creepiness, being creepy at home w/ a cat isn't so bad b/c no one knows you're creepy, it's when you go out and start talking about your cat when people get worried about the creepiness
damn it phil, i thought i was being original...alas someone else had the same thought. damn internet and its damn thousands of writers.
I thought the West Virginia Ninja video was gonna be a Pat White highlight reel
did you guys see this? interesting.http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...?urn=nfl,128540
The bigger question is do you want to be creepy infront of people you know (in this case the cat) or in front of people you don't know (random bitches at the bar). I mean you do play with one of the pussies regularly (cat).
For LynnieIf 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honesthttp://www.cracked.com/article_1687...ore-honest.html
George Bush has cat-like reflexes!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFX-dKpcDz8
DAMN YOU JCPS!!!! Had you closed early today there was potential for an early dismissal for me for a snow day. Hurricane Ike had to come through and take all the snow days away so JCPS will be in school as much as possible.
Selfish bastards!
Former UK WR Stevie Johson (caught winning TD pass against Louisville and LSU) caught his first TD for the Bills this weekend.
UK football has 3 guys leaving early
They have three guys testing draft status.And this is how I see it.Lindley - gone (1st team all-sec and 2nd team all-american)Johnson - 50/50Jarmon - returning
What's the chances they see if the same way I do?
i'd guess that's probably about right for those three, Lindley's like #5 at his position in the country
Yeah Lindley is the #5 CB in the draft and being projected as the #51 prospect, which translates to round 2 draft pick.I think Lindley will be a first day guy for sure, and as such he is gone. Can underclassman participate in the combine and come back?I am curious how his knee heals.
i believe they can
If that is the case, Johnson will be a combine freak and is probably gone as well.
16 days till Nochevieja Nueve. Anybody got anything to add?
Michelle and I will officially be attending.DRINK! IT'S TRADITION!
looking like I will be home for new years...by the way i may need a place to watch lsu lose to georgia tech
since the dogs are a new addition to new year's this year, and since everyone is supposed to be drunk, does that mean we can get the dogs drunk?
and we need a new name for the party since we can't really use gbitt anymore...
i am not letting you anywhere near my dog douglas.
i hadn't even thought about that angle to be honest with you, but now that you mention it...
At least the dogs clean up after themselves when they puke.
i'm still ashamed of myself for being probably the only regular who hasn't puked in your house, for that I apologize Joe, I'll step up the effort...and then bring the dogs over to clean it up
for those that remember Coach Wiegandt's wedding reception, Chris is not allowed to eat the goldfish.
i am just praying i don't die from this cold. i'm told it might be strep :(
Either I'm old, gay or both. There were two 19-year-old girls throwing a frisbee in our office and I sat at my desk working to figure out a customer's support issue.
Speaking of old and gay, I need some help moving furniture this weekend in Lexington. There are only a couple of things to move but they are big and heavy, and I need some help. If anyone can help, it will be greatly appreciated and well rewarded. We are planning on doing it this Saturday. If anyone can help, give me a call and I will tell you how to get here. And yes, Michelle and I will be at New Years, and we will be getting hammered.
fucking weather. Way to disappoint. Phil, as for that cold, I think someone out there is trying to take you down with biological warfare. You better watch your back. I think I saw something like this on an episode of 2 and a half men.
New low in life, i burned my hand on a pop tart. I feel a law suit.
sorry jay, going house hunting and christmas shopping this weekend.
fun game to play in the office, if you were snowed in the office and resorted to cannibalism, who would you eat first?
are we talking most tasty or are we talking people you'd want to kill so that you had a better chance at surviving. because i can think of at least three people in my office that while they don't look like the tenderest of meat would be the type of people that would gladly lead everyone to their death just because it meant they got to play "leader"and they gotta die
So with the cannabalism. Do you think People taste like their ethnicity.Do you need to eat a Mexican with Chips and Salsa?If you eat an Asian, are you hungry 30 min. later?Stuff to consider if snowed in.
Phil, just burn their fat for fuel and use their bones for tools. Don't have to eat them. Interesting perspective though, I just had a run in with that guy in my cubicle and contemplated taking him down at that moment. He got a promotion and gets to tell me what to do but is incompetent in my opinion. I feel violated because he came in to my cubicle and took my work. Just randomly took work and passed it out to other people for no rhyme or reason, Fucktard. My organization system is ruined and now I am set back at least a week in my work. Had the simple question of hey can you share some of your work I could have gladly found the work to share instead of rape and pillaging. No grudge over here.
btw, you might want to not use IE for surfing porn for a little while. a nasty security whole has been found, people are exploiting it and there is no patchhttp://secunia.com/advisories/33089/
I just had a guy at work at lunch tell me about being stationed in England while in the Navy and getting drunk and waking up in bed with another dude. He said it was okay because they were both married. So married people are gay.
phil I heard about that. so waht is the best thing to do...avoid sketchy sites or use something other than ie?
Hmmm, Phil is the computer guy here but I bet Jay has more insight into the realm of internet porn.
Well, your best bet it to use something other than IE. Avoiding sketchy sites will help too, because usually only a sketchy site will have sketchy shit on it. But once some fuckers hacked an ad network so that every site that displayed the ads also had sketchy code on it that jacked your computer up.So yeah, I'd go download firefox or opera just to be safe at home. If you can't download Firefox or Opera at work, then feel free to go visit sketchy sites and get your PC fucked up. Teach those assclowns in IT for forcing you to use IE
thanks phil. using firefox
hey joe, i assume you didn't make it up to stick and puck on monday?
I got a new cell phone today, number is still the same. yay!
We chose beer over challenging the cold weather and potential for ice.
word. i was way too sick to deal with it. you guys still think you'll make it to the skate on saturday? my mom and aunt are gonna try and make it out. it should be a hoot
Adam Walsh's 1981 murder finally solved.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28257294/?GT1=43001
i mean, why wouldn't you change your name to something from teen wolf? it's way better than ocho cinco...http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...?urn=nfl,129376
Wow, that is all I can say.Wow.
Laura has a clinic and then has to teach a lesson I think. I would like to make it on Saturday. I think Saturday could be kind of funny.
i'm heading back down to calvert city this weekend, third time in a month, which has to be new record
why have you been down there so many times? I know you have family there, but what, Christmas, Thanksgiving what? Everything okay?
Thats a nice little haul. Although, it is close to Land Between the Lakes. There is a wild buffalo preserve there. Put the pieces together.
I was down there right before thanksgiving to say bye to my granddad who had cancer and was about to die, plus we had thanksgiving, a week later he died, and now i'm going down for christmas. it's right next to land between the lakes, my grandfather's house is actually on kentucky lake
Sorry to hear that.
yeah, it's alright, it was his third bout with cancer and it's been expected for awhile, so it's not like it was a surprise
mug shots of the year:http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archiv...81mugyear1.html
This is why I love sports.Fans are so emotional.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd9WoKfNG7c
Sorry to hear that Douglas, best of luck during the holidays.
Let us know how things go with the buffalo
so, for the record - TGIFriday's buffalo mozzarella cheese sticks + cold medicine gives you some fucked up dreams. Next time I eat those suckers I'm leaving a pad of paper next to my bed.I was woken up by a pirate ghost yelling at me from the side of my bed THREE times last night. Not cool, pirate ghost. Not cool at all.
are you sure it isn't alcohol withdrawals?
for New Years...pony keg or regular keg?
alcohol withdrawal? what do you think I drank to wash down the cold medicine? duh
who is bringing booze and food and who is donating money? Need to start making a list to see what needs to be done for new years. If you want to just do a donation but can't get the cash to chris or I beforehand, please let one of us know how much you plan to donate so we have an idea of the budget we are working with.
i'll make it do what it do.With the extra doctors is a full on keg gonna make more sense? How much beer do we typically put away?
enough for a full keg i'd imagine, most of us may be gay now, but we're not pussies
I am thinking full keg as well.I am quite sure I will be getting a 1.75L of Maker's Mark for my Tabler xmas gift, so I can bring that or take it to liquor barn and trade it in for something else. let me know what you guys want to do for that.I am game with money, it's much easier.
Chris and i are thinking it will be easier and we will have everything ready and know what we have so we aren't hoping people bring stuff and aren't waiting for people to show up with certain things. We are in the planning stages. just got off the phone with Chris and we ae in negotiations.
I think there's no need to trade in a 1.75 of Maker's Mark, I'm sure that would work out just fine.i'm also down for giving money if you all prefer that, I don't mind bringing something either, i don't care either way
Douglas - I know you usually bring a handle of bourbon so I don't want to step on your toes. If I traded it in, I could get two fifths of jagermeister (if we want) for that and a couple more bucks (less than $10).Also - Joe we probably need to clean our the jager machine. To do that we need to run hot water through it a couple times and dispense the water out without turning on the refridgerating unit. That is why you also have to throw the jager in and keep flushing it out till only jager remains (so we don't freeze it up).
what's wrong w/ two handles of bourbon? if you're gonna step on my toes, i prefer you do it with an extra handle of bourbon, i promise i won't be offended.i also told some people in my MBA class about the party, at least the ones not easily offended, so that might drum up a few more people
oh, and my graduation party last weekend, i definitely rocked it out and i think i scared a few people, so the people i told about the party, i basically said if you couldn't handle me that night, then don't bother coming, cuz there's gonna be a lot more like me there
You were probably pretty tame in comparison to having more of us together, because we would never egg each other on and shit.
no, i wasn't as bad as new year's by any means, but compared to the rest of the party i definitely stood out. let's just say my shirt came off, they know all about my high school baseball career, and i had to apologize to a buddy of mine's wife the next day cuz her skin isn't as thick as his
So a typical weekend?
not so typical anymore, but yes. i think my goal when i drink anymore is to get sarah to hang in head in shame. if i can do that, it was a good night
well i gotta go grad-e-ate, i'm out
Peace out homie.
Blueprint for new years:Talked to Chris and Cuban and the plan is to have the 3 of us front the money and go out and buy up everything we need. If you want to bring something that is cool. Wes, if you are doing the jager let us know so we can buy less. If you two are bringing bourbon we will buy the jager and not the bourbon. It will all work out. the estimated price we are thinking it will be is roughly $500. Between tuaca, a keg, jager, red bull, bourbon, jello shots, rum and all that and then throw in the food sounds about reasonable we think. We were thinking throw in roughly $50 a person or couple. the 3 of us will account for $150 and then we need $350 more to account for the rest. We are not trying to make a profit. Let us know your thoughts? If you want it to sound cheaper bring a date and it is $25 a person all you can eat and drink and place to crash. We are gong to discuss it more today and piece it together.
Sounds like a plan to me fellas.
And I'll just bring bourbon, it will be easier for me that way.
Actually, not sure what I will bring yet. Let me conference with Abby to see if there is something she wants to bring because she doesn't do bourbon or jager.
I put Laura in charge of getting females drunk. She has some ideas.
Joe, by no means should you let me sway your plans, but you know I can't handle $50 for a party. $20, $30 tops. Unless you've got strippers I'll make other plans.
you can be my date, barry. lord knows we both won't have a date.
Thanks Phil, you're not going to, like, expect anything in return are you? I don't think Sarah is going to drive up to Ky for a New Year's party.
I am nothing but a gentleman
espn.com is gonna have a new layout. here's the previewhttp://beta.espn.go.com/
chris and i figured that. We were't expecting to much of a donation from you, we still expect you there. No big deal Barry. i don't think it will hurt anyones feelings. You are a poor college kid relying on his crabs to get him through school.
current ticket sales for the humanitarian bowl:"As of Monday afternoon the University of Maryland says it's sold about 16 tickets to the game. The University of Nevada says it's sold 8 so far."http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/20...-in-the-dozens/
i remember when crabs got me thru school
part 1 of 3 of the pictures of yearhttp://www.boston.com/bigpicture/20...tographs_p.html
Douglas-sorry to hear about your grandfather. And congratulations on graduating. Joe-I'll give you 50 plus I can bring something. On another note, I still need help moving some heavy ass furniture this weekend. Anyone helping will be well rewarded with pizza and beer.
i know what i'm getting Mike Tyson for christmas - a george foreman grillhttp://i40.tinypic.com/nc76x.jpg
Here's Microsoft's patch for the IE security issue Phil talked about on Tuesday. Apparently, Windows Update won't pick it up (we've tried SEVERAL times). http://www.microsoft.com/technet/se...n/ms08-078.mspx
thanks jay
You can put us down for $50-60. We will be driving straight from Nashville to the party after work, so it may be near impossible for us to prepare anything.If only there was a Carollton between Nashville and Louisville.
Bringing champagne?
I'm still freaking sick.I'm on my way to walgreens. They have nurse practitioners there. I'm pretty sure I have freaking strep throat. Not cool.
bad case of cooties?
you better believe it. i haven't been to a doctor in 10 years, and even that was for what I feared was torn ligaments in my thumb.Being 30 sucks.
Im speaking for both myself and Marc we're in for $50. Do you need us to bring anything?
Andy Kennedy, man of classhttp://deadspin.com/5113087/mississ...ted-for-assault
Chris, Cuban, Laura, Joanna and I plan to get the booze and supply chili, high life dogs, buns, queso, buffalo cheese dip, boneless popcorn chicken bites, chips, shrimp, cream cheese and chocolate cheese ball joanna makes and i think some vegetables and dip and whatever strikes our fancy. If something sounds good to you bring it. Any requests for food like a cheese ball, I think we can arrange it. Drop some ideas and we will try the feasability of it. Anybody know an ice company or drop the ice luge idea?
calling party mart at lunch...half barrel of killian's. Any complaints or suggestions or input?
i'd be willing to upgrade the beer from my own pocket, but killian's seems to be something that no one disagrees
a 1/2 barrel is a full keg a pony keg is a 1/4 barrel if I remember that correctly from my days at Liquor Barn.
yep. Don't want the pony keg. What did you have in mind Phil? We need something that won't be too filling and people will use for beer pong or other stupid stuff.
I think Killians is more expensive, I'd just go with Bud Light or something like that, especially if beer pong is involved. And if you do Budlight maybe get 1 half and one quarter barrel.
Killians was practically the same price and that is why we got it in the first place. the party mart on brownsboro was cheaper then liquor barn.
would it be possible to bring over the weights this weekend douglas?
yeah, it's possible either saturday morning before i leave or sunday evening when i get back, i was going to call you about that next week. i've been swamped this week w/ graduation shit and this weekend w/ heading back to the boonies, but i'm good for either one of those times this weekend or i think any night next week, except of course christmas eve and christmas night. i'm also off all day next friday the 26th
What time you leaving on Saturday?
Cuban mentioned 2 pony kegs. Any thoughts?
don't know yet, but i know i'm not waking up at the butt crack of dawn to leave, probably around 10 or 11 i'm guessing
cool. Might try that.
what's the point of two pony kegs? just to have two different kinds of beer i'm guessing...
2 pony kegs meaning 1 of Bud light and 1 of a higher end beer like Shiner or Smithwicks.That way we have bud for drinking games and a better one to enjoy.
Called Party Mart about a keg and they said need to put in the order ASAP. Let me know your thoughts because I'm gonna order by the end of the day.
I am a fan of Cuban's plan, myself.I'm 30 years old. If I'm gonna be getting drunk in a basement from keg beer it better be something better than Bud Light. I'm a grown up, damn it.Speaking of being grown up, I decided I feel fine enough and grabbed some Tylenol Cough & Sore Throat
some suggestions on beers then?
I think Brock should bring a keg of Yuengling from Nashville
Bud Light has never really been an option. Killians I feel is better tehn bud light. If you think better then that then give some ideas.
Beer requests are due by 4:00. Cuban and I are rolling up to Party Mart after work to figure out what to order. A: half barrel of KilliansB: half barrel of other beerC: quarter barrel of something cheap and quarter of something betterIf you vote an other please provide a type of beer.I am saying A.
I trust you and Cuban on the beer purchases, but I do like option C myself.
cuban votes C.We stand at:A - 1B - 0C - 2
shit, i just put two and two together about why Andy Kennedy was in Cinci. Jesus, I'm an idiot. God bless you Tylenol Cough & Sore Throat Daytime, but man do you make me stupidTonight's game should be...interesting.
Andy Kennedy coached UC for 1 season after Huggins got fired. He was a pretty cool guy and probably should have gotten the job. This incident explains why they went with Cronin.It was cool how Kennedy would hang out with everyone at the neighborhood bar after the game. All he had to do was coach since the school wouldn't give him any indications on whether he'd stay, so he had no recruiting obligations for a year, and hence UC took the death penalty for 2 years.
I like the 2 keg idea. You know someone is going to do kegstands, and I hate to see Killians wasted up someone's nose.I also suggest a couple of batches of the taco dip. Its a piece of cake to make, you can make it as hot or mild as you want, and its ridiculously addictive when drinking.
Send a recipe to facebook or something. Facebook...that's gay.
that is most definitely on the top 5 list of things i never thought i'd hear from joe
that's gotta be somewhere between "i'm getting married" and "i'm moving out of my house"
Where does call me on my cell phone fit in there? Cuban sent out facebook invites and Brock responded so that is why I felt Facebook was appropriate.
The "Gettin' Psyched" CD is in production as well. Any requests there? We are running out of ideas. Next year we are tempted to put together a best of compilation. This year we are thinking it will be an IPOD set list but we will have CDs available. So 12-20 songs are needed.
that's definitely another one, i still remember my first text message, i about had a heart attackyeah, i joined the facebook group too, i'm just trying to be cool like you
I just want to be like cuban except not foreign.
tickets for the orange bowl are...inexpensivehttp://www.stubhub.com/orange-bowl-...-1-2009-545491/
wow, Kennedy is gonna coach tonight. Brave movehttp://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=3777703
paul has a 2nd kid on the way due in July
http://www.barstoolsports.com/artic...ter_taped/2931/kinda interesting
pony of shiner boch and pony of bud light ordered
That sounds good.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls...mp;lid=tab7pos2Bowl game gifts
I'll vote A.I dont see a point in doing two pony kegs, if that is the case why not just do a 1/2 barrel of Killians?Also, after the pony of budlight runs out, do the games stop? I'll bet no, so why waste good beer on being the second choice for a party foul in the making.A couple years back when I worked at Liquor barn you had to special order the good beer and the price difference was something like a $100 or so.
Ooops, looks like I didn't read all the way down.
Can I change my vote to "c"? I hate losing.
If we would have waited then "A" would have won by a margin of 3-2. Chris called saying "A" after the purchase and wes, this morning was too late. Sorry guys.
Can you not change it? Or does it even really matter?Worse comes to worse, grab two 30 packs of PBR and beer pong is back on.
Mmmm PBR.
should have get a keg of PBR. That is what dreams are made of.
Oh, that was in the book. Don't have a pony of it. I will find a random party to buy a keg of PBR for. I see me drinking Shiner early watching football then switch to liquor at some point and drink bud light for beer pong.It will balance itself out. Might have a stash of PBR hidden for safe keeping.
Mix in Jager Bombs, vomiting and a females tears and we have it all covered
2 scenarios at work that I want to get your opinion on. What would you rather be a grandparent at 40 or a great grandparent in your 50's. A woman who is 40 I work with just became a grandma, mother is not her oldest kid, and a women who we guess is mid 50's was showing a picture of a baby and someone said your grandbaby is precious and she corrected them saying no that is my great grandbaby.
Looks like Ty and possibly Chip will be making an appearance at the New Years Kegfest. Just a heads up on the headcount.I'll send the recipe at some point today. I know off the top of my head it has cream cheese, taco sauce, taco seasoning, and lots of shredded cheese.
How about neither.
As far as we know you can't be a grandpa in 10 years, wes.
I think the food for new years is basically an assortment of our finest meats and cheeses.
if we run out of bud light for beer pong just man up and play w/ bourbon
it'll be interesting to see which girl joe makes cry this year and how since he has an actual girlfriend this time around, i'm looking forward to seeing how this plays out
I didn't make anybody cry last year. She cried but not because of me. It was all part of the Chris and Wes drink-off with her and her trying to strangle Chris.
Any change the old Bmac shows up at New Years and not Brian?
He might have a beer then he and intern will head home for ice cream. What did they do last year, watch fireworks at the pier?
I would be ecstatic if Chester shows up, but for that to happen we'd have to give intern something to knock her out or something, and maybe his old urges will come back to him. yes, they watched fireworks last year
Laura intends to make some girlie drinks like a champagne drink and she had something else in mind I can't remember what. Basically i think it is something that Intern would drink and if we get a drunk intern I think we can get B-mac pretty drunk. He has to play drunk shot glass checkers.
it's tradition!
It is funny I was typing the get Intern drunk as you posted the knock Intern out comment. Maybe Chris can hook us up with some prescription drugs to dope her up with.
Adrian, if you read this you doing anything for lunch? I didn't bring one and no one wants to go out for lunch and I don't want to be the loser going out for lunch with no friends.
Douglas I almost shit my pants when you called him Chester. Should we be so subtle and make him eat Cheetoes at the party?
back at Bellarmine goal was to get him drunk enough that chester the molester would come out. Douglas, please share some of the stories.
Cuban - do you still have that video of bmac getting about 3 feet of air?
yeah, i guess most of you all haven't really seen Chester the Molester in his prime. If anyone knew Laura Buonanno, we were at Scroggin's old house off Baxter one night, about 3 in the morning, I was done puking in the upstairs bathroom, and Laura was trying to go to bed, but Chester kept following her to the bedroom to get in bed w/ her, so she kept yelling at him, and coming out to yell at me to get him to leave her alone. she kept telling him she didn't wanna do anything, and he kept saying he didn't either, he just wanted to cuddle, and kept trying to hug her repeatedly. i tried a few times to stop him, but i was so hammered I was laughing my ass off and encouraging him more than I was helping her. Just picture a girl wrapped in a blanket trying to go to sleep while Bmac follows her around trying to cuddle. That's one story of many...
he just wanted to cuddle......ever so seductively. I wish someone else would have been there for the ever so seductive story.
one night a long time ago i was out with sarah and one of her friends, and bmac came out, we all got drunk, crashed at sarah's, i think her friend like kissed bmac or something, but she was kind of a tease, so she went to bed, and she kept waking up and bmac had made his way next to her and was cuddling, she woke up in the middle of the night, got him off her, went back to sleep, woke up again later, and bmac was right back where he started. i think this happened like 3 times
what was the 'ever so seductively' story? i know i know it, i'm just drawing a blank...
i was telling the "white noise" story last week too, that a classic
I think it was B-mac, work, vessels and me drinking at my house. B-mac was going around the house counting all the places to bone a chick (i.e. pool table, couch, basement...). He then proceeded to the kitchen where a chick is getting something out of the refrigerator and is bent over ever so slightly and you walk up behind her and she looks back at you ever so seductively and you proceed to nail her from behind while she is in the refridgerator.
I used the ever so seductively story on the incredibly dense waitress at O'shea's. She found out I was a Capricorn, so she proceeded to tell me that she bets that I'm aggressive.So I ask her "is that why when I see a girl bent over in front of a refrigerator looking back at me ever so seductively that I'll just go up and nail her?" And in the most honest and straightforward manner she responded "I could totally seeing you do that. Very Capricorn."I chuckled
that's right. another way you could tell chester was coming out to play was when he started playing the "what if" game, like 'what if i bought you another drink, would you be drunk enough to make out' or 'okay, if you won't go home with me, can i take you home' and so on and so on
hold on, hold on...let me grab a notepad. these are some great dating tips for me
What would be a better book, the 9 year olds book on dating or b-mac's dating book?
"I don't know guys - I don't think she's a 10" written and illustrated by B-Mac, with a foreword by Phil Scott would be a best seller
I know know chester late in life would try singing "I want to kiss you all over" but struggled with the lyrics and had to get help from someone else.
the 2nd installment of the series "What would you rather have a warm cup of cocoa or a blow job"
sorry joe, i just now read you post about lunch.
I found some nurses to go to lunch with
Wes- I no longer have the video. I think I may have the picture of him on top. I was thinking of making that a wedding gift for them.
very sweet
Joe, how many fingers did the nurse use at lunch?
I think there needs to be a series of Bmac books, you can have Bmac's tips on dating, his tips on avoiding cops on rooftops, his tips on how to impress your coach, his tips on how to maximize your fun on a road trip, the possibilities are endless
Plus the always popular. Bmac's book of one-liners. Perfect bathroom reading.
Don't forget the how to book:volume I - door repair
Volume II - How to Grill
Volume III - applying sun tan lotion
Volume IV - run a flag football offense
Volume V - car buying
Volume VI: Playing your best golf when no one's around
Volume VII - dressing casual
VII - How to buy women gifts
how to tell the difference between purple and midnight blue
VIII- Cool places to dry-hump
with Joe being able to write a chapter in volume VIII
how to bring out your inner molester
Douglas, think Bmac will ask for a haircut while he is here?
depends on if he's had one in the last 48 hours or not
haircuts are due
I'm good
Can we have a how to video by b-mac of how to bong a falls city beer?Please tell me someone was there for that
fuck yeah i was
that's why we established the rule bmac has to forever bong beer in the bathtub
How do you throw up on your first beer of the night?
throw up your first beer of the night and not be able to make it past the sink in the kitchen
we haven't even started on baseball stories yet...
Were still not done with the non-baseball stories.Like Bmac's How to dance book
What color uniform are we wearing today?
Crazy-go-nuts day of posting. Well done Gen 2!
Are your shorts inside-out?
slow song....fast song. How to leave your drunk date on the sidewalk in front of the police dept.
I'm REALLY bored at work.
pete rose slide!
Dude she had bumbs on her back... Sorry Phil
*bumps
how to get out of a speeding ticket by telling the cop you don't have weed on you but you may have jager or bourbon
did I ever tell the story of the time I was meeting b-mac at lunch downtown to get some money from him for I think new years or concert tickets and he managed to make it look so awkward at the street corner of 4th street live in front of borders it looked like a drug deal?
ha, i was messing around with a girl recently and i noticed she had freckles on her back and all i could think of was "she has bumps on her back!"good times
It may be tough to release any book in regard to puking because Chris has the vomiting genre cornered.
Joanna could attest to that.
So can my shoes.
Will there be karaoke at New years again?
There are stains all over the city of chris' vomit. The karoake channel is on 30 sec previews only. We need to come up with something. Maybe target has a cheap karaoke thing.
I think so. Insight does not provide that channel any longer, but we don't need words. Just an Ipod and a crowd
We should rig up something
That's gay that there isn't anymore karaoke. I wonder what Turner is doing. Maybe we could bribe him into bringing his karaoke setup...
They sell cheap karaoke systems (and by system, I mean a microphone that plugs into the TV) at places like Wal-Mart.My brothers do have Rockband. I would be leary of bringing that b/c some mule will end up smashing the drums (Wrecking Crew).
We do have guitar heroes
I don't see us busting out guitar hero for New Years.
I'd prefer karaoke
I agree
guitar hero maybe early on...i need my fix
depends on the football games on TV
vandy will be on in the music city bowl where you can get tickets for $1.99. That would never happen if UK was in it
noon - houston vs. Air Force2:00 - Oregon State vs. Pitt3:30 - BC vs. Vandy5:30 - Kansas vs. Minnesota6:00 - UL vs. UNLV (Men's Basketball)7:30 - LSU vs. Georgia Tech
breathalyzer for your IPODhttp://www.courier-journal.com/blog...gizmo/blog.html
joe that is awesome. That would make a great drinking game for New Years.
i wish the courier would do something like this:http://www.statesmanjournal.com/art...UPDATE/81217016
"Laura Dean-Mooney, national president of Mothers Against Drunk Driving, told the AP that she worries that young people will use the device for drinking games, to see who can score the highest reading. iBreath caps the readings at 0.20."You're damn right Laura, you're damn right
Dom from work and I had one at Uncle Pleasants one night. I blew a .235, he blew a .24. I ordered two shots of jager to "top him." He had another one. We both tied at .24, so we had a celebratory beer. Later that night and I ended up jumping out of a car and running full speed to wicks. Then I went home with Clare, ordered Napoleon Dynamite on her PPV while she got high with her fat friends, and then woke up and watched 6 episodes of Deadwood on her HBO on demand.Laura Dean-Mooney definitely has a point - they are terribly dangerous and it is good they cap at .20. Never really thought I'd agree with MAAD about much of anything
uncle larry just sent me a delightfully white trash christmas card. The front was alll the kids pictures and the inside was all the grandkids. Their were 8 of their 10 kids on the front. I only know who 2 of them are and only one is actually his the rest just call him dad. of the 2 not on the card one is in jail. The grandkids just have trailer park names.
I am trying to find free online Karaoke and then hook a labtop up to the TV. I am unsuccessful in pulling off the online karaoke. Anybody got any ideas or just go for the plug in microphone at walmart?
Its late, go drink something.
Volume IX. How to pack for New Orleans in Summer
so, with the latest sci outage the move to a better server is coming soon...
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Anyone wanna go skating tonight? Or is that gay? Just throwing it out there. I really want to go, but not by myself. I think it's creepy when it's just me and like 200 14 year old girls.
no fucking way, stew. we had a gay little "public skate for charity" thing tonight.give me a call and i'll head out there. especially if there are 200 14 year old girls
How was ice skating...will we be reading about you two on the courier website?
http://www.mlive.com/eagles/index.s...ootball_co.htmlron english gone from UL
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=3784036ESPN has it it has to be true.
In terms of crazy this girl certainly wins, but the girl who ran into the stall still has my heart:http://deadspin.com/5115203/she-jus...nted-it-to-snow
Ha Ha! Good stuff! I loved the jewel of wisdom in the accompanying text..."As we learned from Pacman, it never ends well when one tries to replicate precipitation of any kind via artificial means."Brings back good memories of "making it rain" in Thailand.
every time i watch the thing it makes me happier
Man it is way too freakin cold here! I can't wait to get back to SoCal...unfortunately I have to go further North before I go back to the sunny coast again.
hey stew, how long you in town for?I got a game at Iceland tomorrow at 6:15 if you are interested in coming up and watching. Hell, we might be short enough people that if you bring your gear we might even have an open roster spot
So I think i am going to trade in my bottle of Meker's for something at Liquor barn. I have no clue what just yet though.
I should be here tomorrow night. If so, you know I'm there! On Tuesday I have to go up to Canada with the family for a few days, but after that I'll be around til at least the 31st-possibly longer if I'm gonna drive back out to CA. I need a discrete way to send you my #...maybe I should do it craigslist style and spell it out! j/k!
Just give me a call, Stew. 802-5292.Only people that I don't want to have my number already have it.
I just realized the real killer app for the breathalizer for the iPhone is to prevent drunk dialing
Sweet! Yeah, I've been advocating the drunk dialing preventing application for years! It's gonna be my golden ticket if I can ever perfect the design!
It's mother fucking cold outside!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28269290/3-year-old Hitler can't get name on cake"The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child's full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket...other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April."Holy fuck!? Are you serious?
isn't it supposed to be like 50s for Christmas?
i don't know about christmas, but my fucking car damn near didn't start this morning cuz it was so fucking cold outside. on a separate note, i saw four christmases last night w/ vince vaughn, not a bad flick
New Years update. We have a couple from hockey that said they are coming and were at phil's birthday. They asked if they could bring a friend too. Other hockey people have shown interest. We have a Bellarmine group that may show up as well that is friends with Cuban.December 29th - Liquor store trip and grocery run w/ Chris and cubanDecember 30th - Attempt to prepare as much of the food as possible and clean up house and perhaps pick out songs for the IPod play list Cuban is setting upDecember 31st - hopefully just throw food in the oven and in crock pots and let sit then drink.Chris is on call the 30th. I know Laura and Chris work on the 31st. Anybody else working on the 31st? If anybody wants to they are more then welcome to come over the 30th and bask in the glory that will be the next day and have a beer and figure out what all that needs to be done.
I've got to work new year's eve, but i can come by the 30th after work and help out if need be
What time does anybody think they will show up the 31st? UL plays at 6 so I will definitely be sitting in front of the TV with a plate of food at 6.
Six sounds good to me. I'll have to head into work, but I'm gonna try and bounce around fourish.
Sixish is about what I was thinking, I'm getting off around 3 or 4
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Posting from there now
I'll let you know if it ever gets blocked.
sweet action.i was gonna see if I could "borrow" some karaoke software off the internet. It seems like you need the software plus the music. Once I got that, I'd still need a way for people to sing AND my laptop to play the music.karaoke is a pain in the ass
Looks like boss man went away from Maker's this year. Instead we got Buffalo Trace. Now just have to figure out if they are fifths, liters or handles.
Can't the laptop plug into the TV and run everything throught the TV audio and video?
So we are actually doing karaoke for New Years?I thought the reason to go away from the band is beacuse we didn't want to listen to a two bit set.Instead, we are just going to listen to no talent ass clowns instead of talented ass clowns?
The band is more then welcome to play. I'd even encourage a one man accoustic set if the mood strikes him.
Xota doesn't have time to entertain our retarded asses. He will be too busy wrecking the taco. I am sure he still has lots of frustrations to take out on his woman.
I think karaoke inspires us to be even bigger asses then normal.
I can only hope that Dallas-Darryl-Fortworth or whatever his name is shows up and tries to get to know somebody romantically.
i look forward to being a no-talent ass clown with a plug-in microphone
Douglas you don't need a plug-in microphone for that.
you are absolutely right, but i want to be one with a microphone, it's more fun personally
Perhaps the joe of karaoke was just the spontaneity of it all with the half assed job by insight and their shitty song selection. Throw in a smashed burket playing bouncer to keep the booze away from the TV and it was like catching lightning in a jar.Not sure if we can recapture the joy of that moment. I have a feeling that more formal karaoke setup would almost take away from the karaoke experience.
Impromptu acts of awesomeness are the best. That is for sure.
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A girl I work with came in today with a tattoo on her leg of Gene Wilder and Igor from Young Frankenstein.
uh, interesting choice at least
She is not done and is getting something from Monty Python and the sheriff in Blazing Saddles and a quote from Life of Brian. Jokingly I said what about Spaceballs and she said I couldn't figure out how to fit it in.
a dark helmet ass tattoo with him saying "I'm surrounded by assholes!" is always classy.hell, they probably have the design already all done up
these are pretty amusing if you've ever worked in an office:http://workinglunch.msn.com/#/homep...-11-25V1176059/
The tattoo is a shrine to her deceased father.
is this one big tattoo, or a collection of tattoos?
mind me asking which quote from Life of Brian? I have an assumption (the obvious one), but it would be awesome of it was "He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! "
Its a collage intertwined somehow on her calf.
So I am the computer guy at work and the position is called the key user. Somebody referred to me as the key master earlier today. Shortly after that I was in a meeting because I am the coordinator for claims for POWs. In the meeting the manager of our office was discussing the workflow for the POW cases and said so basically you are the gatekeeper. I did everything I could to keep from laughing. The damn Ghostbusters movie would not get out of my head. I'm sitting in an important meeting and all I could think is "next time someone ask if you are a god you say yes."
I am trying to figure out what tattoos to get when everybody dies.
What happens when you're both the gatekeeper and keymaster all at once? Sounds kinky.
sounds like a game he should play with laura in the boudoir
Douglas. Don't give Joe ideas until after I move out
at least now if you hear "I am the keymaster, bow before me" from downstairs, you know to get the fuck out of the house ASAP
or grab your camera...
If you are referencing ghostbusters and the bedroom I'd play off of the "next time someone ask if you are a god you say yes" ghostbusters theme.
If I grabbed the camera, all you would hear in the background would be me yelling, "GO SEABISCUIT!"
You need a water bed at your new place.
it be hard to top bmac's sex tape though...maybe if you started yelling that, and then joe started yelling "giddyup" and then went into the ghostbusters routine...
Joe's would be a better tape, mainly because Joe could get the girls clothes off and not have to only settle for friction.Unless of course he tried it on New Years.
She'd just cry and run away in utter shame on new year's, of course if it's laura, there's always the possibility that she could make joe cry
sounds like something to try in a hotel. what can you do in a hotel Douglas?
whatever the fuck your keymaster heart desires
So douglas, got the save the date magnet...fag.
well played joe, well played
I'd been saving it
my only defense is that i had absolutely nothing to do with it, it's something that happens when sarah and my mom are left alone in a room together
I figured you wanted to be like Mike
You on the bus Cuban?
time for hockey. peace out, fuckers
pretty cool visualization to the closing song of Portalhttp://vimeo.com/1612411
Wes, I thought I remember you saying you had Direct TV. Do you like it better then cable? They are currently running better specials and I was thinking about going with them.
Nope, I have Insight. I think Brent has direct TV.
When is your official move out day, Cuban?
Close the 29th, get the house the 30th start moving stuff the 30th, actually move most of the stuff January 3rd?
Damn I didn't even know I was moving the 3rd
isn't that what you said yesterday? Not the 4th because that is UL-UK.
True, I keep forgetting about that game. Good Beer Cheese Day.
I hate Insight. DirecTV is awesome. Sunday Tickey + the hockey package, how I lust after you.
Phil, what do you use for internet at your condo?
insight, which i'm fine with. i just hate their cable so much
http://www.worldtimezone.com/time/w...=&forma=12hNew Years by the hour starting at noon the 31st, any drinks for each?12 - Japan1 - Dhaka2 - Karachi3- Abu Dhabi4 - Russia5 - Athens/Russia6 - Spain/Germany/Amsterdam7 - London8 - ?9 - Brazil10 - Santiago11 - Dominica/Canada12 - Eastern1 - Central
I think DirectTV rocks, I've never really had a problem with it going out either, it has to be super bad before it's down.
Nuclear Subs Now Run on Windows ... surely to god this is a joke.http://www.tomshardware.com/news/Su...-Navy,6718.html
I wonder what happens when they get the blue screen of death?
Who works tomorrow?
i'm gonna head into work to get some stuff done, but technically we are off
As of now I am on regular schedule
I'm working tomorrow, then driving 5 hours to the middle of Missouri.
this blows
TARC was nice for the 3 of us this morning, two riders and the bus driver.
i guess it's just you and me today, joe, at least until noon, then i'm out
yeah, i'm one of four people here to 'man' the phones, and we haven't gotten a single call. I've made a few calls, but no one else is working
there's an international orgasm day? http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,...3642845,00.html
this is so funny yet horridly wrong, a kid sneaked a peek at his presents, so his parents played a prank on him, and stuffed a bunch of clothes in an Xbox 360 console box, so the kid opened the present thinking it was an Xbox, it turned out to be clothes, and they taped the whole thing and put it on youtube...http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...icle2069184.ece
Sat through 2 hours of BS training and then the office manager just overheard me saying who wants to get drunk at lunch.
do we know anyone with a 646 area code? It's NYC. Someone sent me a text wondering if I was at Brendans. They were with a bunch of "millers"Very weird
Yeah, work! Any recommendations in St. Louis? We are going to swing by and stay on Saturday night after the Christmas events.
I am off today, actually I am off till Monday.So I got one of two bottles of Buffalo Trace that was signed by the Master Distiller so that is going into my collection.AJ is getting tubes put in his ears on New Years Eve, so I probably won't be over till 7 or 8ish. Also, not sure if I am bringing anything else with me or not. AJ is either going to my parents or Abby is staying with him because of his surgery that day.
been having ear infections? those are a bitch
Government let us off at 2:00. Konnichiwa, bitches!
Oh yeah, he always has an ear infection...or so it seems. He has had 3 in the last 6 months.
Merry Christmas!
Can anyone confirm or deny if we are charging anything for friends that come to NYE? I invited Abby's cousin today, I told him it was free because I didn't think we were charging people anything; is this correct?
Oh and here is how to make a Washington Apple1/3 Crown Royal1/3 Sour Apple Schnapps1/3 Cranberry Juiceand a splash of 7 up if you like.http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink8094.html
i say free for anyone that isn't a regular
free for non regulars. If someone offers a donation I will not turn it down and will put it towards the sci.
drinking with a diplomat from the british embassy was fun last night. Her buying us drinks and stealing her mans crown and ginger-ale and singing songs like fuck you I'm drunk. place was kind of like an osheas but with irish sing a longs and less douchebags.
A police officer arrived a short time later but decided not to kill the deer. “The officer said he was not going to shoot Rudolph in front of a church on Christmas Day,” police spokeswoman Alicia Smiley said.http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...EWS01/312260008
Joe you working today?where did you go drinking at last night?
so my sister and i almost got in a bar fight last night.some random, his buddy and some chick apparently became convinced that either me or Mark Hahn said something about one of their mothers. The girl accused mark of saying it, and one of the dudes accused me of saying it. Well, I probably didn't make things better when I said "I don't even know your mother, why would I say anything about her...unless she's Sarah Palin. I was making fun of her earlier, in which case I do apologize." I'm terribly funny.Well, this dude just had the fury. Every time I walked past him he tried to bump into me, so every time I walked past him i took a small quick step out of the way so he missed and I would just keep walking and say "oh, sorry. excuse me." This did not make things better. Well we are leaving and as I go out the door the dude decides to try and swing his leg at me to trip me. He finally made contact but I just kinda took a quick step out of it. Well, Mark saw this and decided he was gonna fight the dudes.My sister meanwhile decides to befriend the girl because that is usually the quickest way to end a fight. Well this redneck chick is yelling at her not to touch her. I get Mark and Cath in a cab, and I go on my merry way home. And these dudes are still yelling at me. I even pulled a Brock and said "listen, I think it's really cool you are defending your mom, but I didn't say anything about her." So yeah. Merry christmas!
Phil - where was this at?
molly malone's. good times...good times
hmmmm, interesting indeed.Haven't been to Molly's in forever.
joe's in DC, I got a text about that last night, so I'm guessing he's not working today
bush gave him the day off
Why is he in DC for?
i'm guessing laura's family...
Anyone doing anything this weekend?
We're rocking St. Louis tomorrow, you are welcome to join.
It's looking like Abby is staying home with AJ on New Years. So I'll be donating $25 bucks. My bottle of bourbon was signed so I am not bringing that with me.What is the liquor list looking like so far?
i received a bottle of maker's I'll bring
Chris and I are going shopping tomorrow
btw, for people looking to kill some time Valve has a shit ton of stuff for sale on their site. You can get the complete Civ IV for $25 (http://store.steampowered.com/sub/393/), Portal for $5 (http://store.steampowered.com/app/400/) and Pirates for $8 (http://store.steampowered.com/app/3920/)
If these damn Jersey's weren't so expensive I'd get my buddy that is a Lions fan this jersey: http://www.bnpositive.com/blog/wp-c...ersey-thumb.jpg
Any food or liquor requests contact me or Chris before this evening. We plan to hit the store today and tomorrow after work I plan to start cooking and getting the house set up.
We got a house!
Congrats Adrian. Does got mean offer accepted or closed? Also, does this mean you are going to join the list of engagements?
So my day has sucked so far. 2 hours of my life wasted waiting for cases to go that ended up cancelling, and now, waiting for one more case. Can't wait for New Year's.
Liquor... Jager(1.75 at least) Rum (clear) (1.75) Vodka (1.75 for jello shots, left overs to drink) Tequila (fifth or a liter) Tuaca (liter or a couple fifths depending on available sizes) Bourbon (Douglas is bringing a 1.75?)
offer was accepted.
What do you mean by we?Any miracle cures for illness? I think I am dying. I think I need to start drinking now to clear me up. Chris, what time do you want to go to the store and when are you making jello shots?
I'll bring either two fifths or a 1.75, i have a 1.75 of old forester and a fifth of maker's at home, i can pick up another fifth of old forester or another kind of bourbon, or just bring the 1.75 of forester i've already got...
i'm thinking if i bring the maker's, i'll just get a cheap bourbon like early times or something, cuz after the good stuff is gone, let's face it, at the end of the night it doesn't really matter what we're drinking
it's all the same after it gets puked back up anyway
I may be stating the obvious, but there is more volume in a 1.75 L than 750 mL x2 if that is going to factor in what you decide to bring.
Joe, my day should be over in a couple of hours, so I will be free to shop after that. How long do you think jello shots can keep? I would rather do them today as well since I am on call tomorrow and may get called in leaving the prep for you or Joanna.
you are, but it's not a huge difference, just trying to offer variety. i also have about a fifth left in my current 1.75 that i was going to bring to get it polished off no matter what i bring, so there will be plenty of bourbon
I think making them today will be fine.I just have to wrap up a paper at some point that is due at work on the 2nd for a promotion. I took off the 31st and 2nd so at the worst I work on it the 2nd and drive it in. I'd prefer to get it done and turn it in tomorrow because honestly i will be dumber on the 2nd.
what promotion are you up for? how was dc?
You're working full days today and tomorrow, right? I figured we would go out once you got home.
DC was fun. I'm trying to move from a Veteran's Service Representative to a Ratings Specialist. Basically what I do now is just write letters and gather evidence. If I get the promotion I will be reviewing the evidence I gather and allocating a percentage for the level of disability.I work regular days today and tomorrow. I'll call you when I get home.
Tequilla - I still have a 1.75 of cheap ass tequilla from my wedding (Montezuma). If I bring that will anybody drink it or should I just pour it down the drain?
Bring it if you are just going to pour it out.
Awesome, so I'll bring that. Not sure if people were wanting to do shots of tequilla or what, but I recommend getting fucking trashed before shooting that shit.
Joe - remember you just want to move high enough up on the corporate ladder so you aren't on the bottom of the totum pole. It is also not great to be at top because you are in a very visible position. Middle of the pack is pretty good.
Shooting for the highest level I can get to without the higher ups realizing I am incompetent.
Now that is a stellar plan. Just remember Joe, in communism every body that does the same job gets paid the same amount.
i was at Laura's working on this thing and I had a copy of a coworker's paper who already got this promotion and I was reading it laughing and i made the comment do you ever read something and wonder how anybody made it as far as they have in life. Apparently there is a thing called the peter principle he told me about:The Peter Principle is the principle that "In a Hierarchy Every Employee Tends to Rise to His Level of Incompetence."That is where I got that from.
i will never touch montezuma again, ever. the last time i consumed it, i was forced into playing strip poker in the dining room of a packed party, and i had three girls cheating their ass off, and i didn't realize it until i was down to my underwear and a sock. furthermore, i cussed out my ex-girlfriend in the front yard, and i puked my guts out when i got home. i will not be the naked man at a party again
Douglas - sometimes you have to take one for the team to raise a party from awesome to LEGENDARY!
well at least this was in college when i was in real good shape and there were more girls there than guys. it was basically a waggener reunion party over the summer. now i'm too hairy and carrying too many extra holiday pounds to do that, especially at a party with a bunch of dudes and married women, and oh yeah, my fiancee
Something cool from DC, Laura drove me through the neighborhood across the street from her called the Reserve. I felt like I was on MTV cribs. Apparently Cheney and deion sanders lived back there and Michael Jordan owned an entire cul de sac. Cheapest home was probably in the $5 million range. the houses all had at least a 4 car garage. the 5th car in the driveway was only their BMW, not nice enough for a garage spot. When we got to the estates section we weren't allowed to go through the gate because the security guard stopped us so i wasn't able to see the nice homes. The property value around there is pretty high, but these houses were insane to look at.
Please don't be the naked man at new years douglas
as long as i'm not drinking zuma i'll be fine
Douglas - Seriously keep your clothes on, but I now feel that it is my job to get you drinking zuma.....or I can bring you a Zima and you can be a bitch.
By bitch I meant if that is all you can handle.
i can handle the zuma, i'm just guessing you all don't want me to. i'm doing everyone a favor by not even sniffing it
No pouring booze into peoples drinks against there will like that one year
Oh I would never do that. I would just pour Douglas a shot and offer it to him.
who punched who that one year? Was it Wes punching adrian for pouring bourbon into drunk Phil's glass?
question: am I allowed to booze up adrian's drink? when he got me it was the night mindy had to come pick me up after I'd been throwing up all night and unable to answer my phone, so she had to guess where joe's house was after driving around for an hour based on having been there once a month prior.
guess i answered joe's question
As long as no punches are thrown
come on buzz killington, no punches = no fun
These were punches of anger not laughing
haha, so only punches of laughter on new year's then...i can't wait to use that excuse in the real world..."no officer, i swear, i wasn't assaulting him, they were punches of laughter."
Actually I think it was Matt Church that actually poured it into Phil's drink. Bad night for Philco was made worse by goofiness. I took it out on Adrian because I knew he could take it, unlike Church.
punches of laughter = tears of joy.
well played. Like the year we woke up with bruised arms from taking turns punching each other
yeah, that was painful. since there's no tent this year, i say we move the trampoline on over for a rousing game of trampoline basketball. bmac is back this year for some added flair...
I think we should let Bmac play intern to see if she gets a ring or not. That could be quite entertaining.
I mean why not lay it all on the line.
Jay, what is your thought on the tequila, since you are one of a few who will drink it? Get a fifth of something decent, and if enough people drink it, then they won't mind the Montezuma.
That is probably a good plan right there Chris. I might take a shot of tequilla (providing we have salt and limes). I'd say get a silver tequila unless Jay just loves the gold(en shower) kind.
We will have limes for the tuscan mules....and mac and cheese.
Advice:If you are staying at somebodies parents house and you think you might fall asleep watching tv, be conscious of what channel the TV is on because you may wake up to porn.
i don't know why i thought this was so funny:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...29592480107.jpg
the mac and cheese is key
we just need to move the couch back in the kitchen and we're set
Anybody hear the Jonathon Davis of Korn remix of Lil Wayne's "got money" with Jim Root of Slipknot? It is kind of interesting. Something about hearing a rock song and Jonathon Davis saying "Mr Make it rain on them hoes" that strikes me as wierd.
You bastards better not be too drunk by the time I get there. Playing catch-up never ends well.I'm just trying to avoid a speeding ticket on the way up.
What is too drunk?
there is no such thing on new year's
Bring checkers
i'll bring it, i dare someone to play it w/ tequila
Montezuma checkers. Horrible idea.
Phil that "Twilight" thing struck me as funny too. One of my buddies (who's sexual orientation I am now questioning) dragged a couple of us to that movie. Prior to seeing it I had no idea what it was about. So we got there and there were about 300 14 year old OC girls there. My buddy Esco and I started making incessant jokes about being put on some sexual predators list or something. Terrible evening. Are you playing hockey tonight?
Montezuma + anything = horrible idea
Did someone invite Crush and Brangers?
done shopping except for kegs and ice. Total price will be close to $600.
Joe - so what is the break down?
Estimates to nearest $25. Party Mart - $250Kroger - $175Sam's - $75Party Mart (Kegs and Ice not counting deposit) - $125 estimateso roughly $625. Chili, high life dogs, shrimp, popcorn chicken, chips, taco dip, buffalo ranch dip, cream cheese ball, veggie tray, cookie cake, brownies, cookies, cokes, tuaca, jager, bourbon, rum, vodka, jello, lime, ginger ale, apples schnappes, peach schnappes, champagne, tequila, OJ, pineapple juice, cranberry juice, ranch dip, beer, meatballs, queso and much much more.
Awesome, sounds like a stellar evening.
Chris has the jello shots ready to go. After work today I plan to start the cooking and to clean and arrange the house which includes helping Cuban move some things over to the house he gets the keys for today. Now that I think about it I was supposed to leave my truck at home today so he could use it to move some things. Whoops. I really don't know what I am doing but I am just going to start doing stuff and get as much done tonight so I don't have to wake up at the butt crack of dawn and then fall asleep/pass out at 10 PM tomorrow.
u gonna need any help w/ anything? i need a haircut too...
I'm sure I could use some help. I don't know how much stuff Cuban will get moved today during the day, but the more of his stuff moved is more room for New Years. I don't think it will be anything too complicated just another set of arms and legs will help get things going and get the excitement up seeing it piece together: food, booze and entertainment wise. I'm sure you are comptent enough in the culinary field to stir up some taco dip that Brock asked be made or cut up a pepper for chili or WD 40 the fooseball table and so on.
Somebody keep me entertained. The anitcipation of getting off work and preparing for new years is killing me. Any ideas for entertainment that anybody has besides drinking? We have apples to apples, douglas is bringing shot glass checkers, decks of cards for drinking games, beer pong in the basement, working on outdoor large scale beer pong. Any chance at an impromptu concert with the band getting back together? Anybody come through with karaoke? Ice luge fell through.
White Castle for lunch today, good idea or bad idea?
only a good idea late at night while either drunk or high
damn
unless of course massive diarrhea and an upset stomach at work appeals to you
It was delicious
i hope you sit next to the bathroom
The guy that sits next to me and I just walked over there and back. between the 2 of us it wsa only 10 white castles, a chicken sandwich, two fries and 2 big reds.We will survive
i guess it beats trying to kill a crave pack when you're drunk
Not a bad idea.
Dude, now I'm going to be craving White Castle tomorrow.
anyone want to go to angel's rock bar? douglas i'm looking your way.
Wow, Abby's cousin might actually show up to New Years with his girl friend. I have already told him we are a bunch of assclowns....this could be interesting.
i think i'm still drunk from last night because white castles do sound pretty damn good.
what did you do last night?
flanagan's to molly's to o'shea's
Phil, Lori and Sean are going to be at New Years and bringing a friend they think. Lori sent me a message say "We are excited and also frightened...very frightened."
angel's rock bar tonight? i gotta work tomorrow, so i wouldn't be in the proper frame of mind to go to fourth street (translation: i need to be really drunk to put up with fourth street)
new blood at new year's is always fun. i'm done trying to get sarah's friends to come anymore. since joe made katie cry and chris threw allison in a trash can it's like pulling teeth
Don't blame you. Plus B-mac can't hit on them.
Lori and Sean are like 35 year old school teachers. Sean plays hockey with Phil. They were at Phil's birthday. They are good people and lots of fun. They will fit right in.
bug eater kate is in town from Atlanta and is going to try and make an appearance.
is that the kate that bmac used to try to hit on?
I am going with no. Kate is the art school hippieish chick i hung out with.
yeah, i thought bmac tried her, maybe i'm thinking of someone else, he tried on so many it's hard to keep them straight. has anyone talked to him yet? is he in town yet?
I think he is doing the inventory tomorrow in Lexington then heading to Louisville
I just failed a sexual harrassment training class
I failed it again
Ok I passed with a 93%. There is still 7% about sexual harrassment I don't understand.
what don't you understand? how to effectively grope a woman in a crowded elevator while she thinks it's the guy next to you? how to look at your hot coworkers' chests without getting caught? how to effectively hide a boner when your hot cubicle neighbor loses the button on her shirt that covers her cleavage? what do you need help on?
The questions asked like are sexual explicite emails and jokes appropriate. I thought they were. A chick over hears me and feels uncomfortable just means she needs to keep out of my business. Anyways what is she doing in the workplace and out of the kitchen?
Wait a minute...that was the wrong answer? Well what uppity bitch wrote that test
Miss Ironbox
joe, what time do you usually get home?
5:15 or so.
i'll just come by right after work then, i'm not going home and coming back, it's too damn far, if that's cool
Sure
effective December 31st at 6:01 Eastern time zone I resign my post of New Years commisioner. Find your own fucking place to have a party next year.
The purchase of "Drink It's Tradition" champagne has been completed. Can never have enough champagne.
Sweet we bought two big bottles, one for chick drinks and one as a back up for drink its tradition.
I'm sick as a dog, losing my voice, trying to get new years ready, can't feel my legs and then the toilet clogs up so I am scooping water into the bathtub trying to find a plunger. The bar set up in teh basement is looking ever so seductive.
eleven hours
go back to bed joe, what the fuck are doing up at 7?
Rest, you'll have time to die later. Death by alcohol is the only option.
so i'm leaving work at 2pm now, so i might be earlier than expected
correction, I'm "off" at 2, so i'll probably be leaving closer to 1 or 1:30
oven is on and the day begins. Picking up kegs whenever Cuban returns my truck
did you all get much more done last night?
So was there some traumatic event that inspired the resignation of NYE Commish, or is it just time?I thought the position was something like Supreme Court Justice, 'til death.
Off till monday, AJ had tubes put in his ears and boy was that kid crazy when he was coming out of surgery. Should be there later tonight between 6-7, and Abby's cousin is going to make it tonight with his girlfriend.
chili, cooking, brownies done, taco dip done, meatballs cooking, queso cooking, house relatively clean, on our way for ice and kegs. Limes cut and shrimp thawing.
beer on ice, jager machine flushing. Wes, is it just run warm water through it then add jager and run till it is straight jager?
Almost done at work, estimate leaving Nashville by 2:30pm EST.Arrive in Louisville by 6:30pm.First drink 6:31pm.
I feel good
Well guess I will know tomorrow if Im switching cable providershttp://www.latimes.com/business/la-...1,5837212.story
this game is strangely addictinghttp://www.kongregate.com/games/pre...wer-defense-1-5
yeah Joe that is all there is to it and just make sure you don't turn on the refridgeration unit.
until it is straight jager.
Ahh, another night of debauchery at the Burket house. Why can't every eve be New Year's Eve? What time are folks stumbling over? I have some leftover meatballs I can bring. Phil, I'm not wearing any underwear.
nice. UL playson ESPN 2 at 6 so it sounds like any time after 5. bring em if you want.
The Iceman hath arrived!
Have fun tonight, boys. Play some Smackdown vs. Raw or something and tell 2008 that it can suck my ass because it was a shit year.
good times, good times
If someone has a carpet cleaner, they would be well-intentioned to volunteer services to the Burket residence.
i had a great time last night. happy new years peepsis burket aka wrecking crew aka piece of shit alive?
Did I do something to piss you off, or are you just giving me shit? If I did, I apologize.
I don't remember much after the flip cup wars.
Team vajay-jay owned you bitches.
I don't think you really upset anybody Chris, well except for maybe tackling Bmac and grabbing Lori's breast will yelling out "Boobies!". That might not have been that awesome of a time for her.
just giving you shit for punching me in the arm, the ribs and my ass.
Happy New Year NattySci!Sorry we could not make it...had a 9 hour drive in from my sister's house yesterday. I'm an old man and was too tired. Hope you guys had a good time. Any interesting happenings or incidents worth mentioning?Wes - How is AJ's doing with his ears?Brock - How long are you all in town for?
We are in town for the weekend. Watching the Orange Bowl tonight, that's for sure.Joe, let me know if you need any help cleaning. I need to run some money over to somebody before the weekend is out.Any beer left?
anybody at work today?
joe, you still need help with any cleanup?
clean up was pretty easy. Just put the food away and everything was pretty much fine.
any major stories after i left, which was about 1 i think
i had a blast, but it definitely seemed less rowdy than normal, at least while i was there
it was fairly tame, but i think everyone had fun. Glad I am not at work, I would be struggling to recover. Didn't feel bad yesterday just slow and tired. I do have to run into work briefly to turn something in, but that should only take a couple seconds.
did anybody manage to piss off intern any more than she already was? i think wes had the quote of the day, "if you want a ring, you need to get along with his friends." i don't think that made her happy
her first mistake was telling me that B-mac doesn't drink much any more and wanted me to help her out and not force him to drink. "B-mac jager bombs!""Joe, I thought you were on my team?"
yeah, that comment stood in stark contrast to what bmac told me earlier in the day, "i'm drinking a lot, i think you all should try to get lauren drunk so she's more fun"
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