i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
Courtesy of Brent's trip to Pamplona
Posted by Phil on July 29th, around lunchtime | 395 comments
I can't see the picture
Is it sad that I just had a half hour conversation about animaniacs, tiny toons and pinky and the brain?
pinky and the brain was a high quality television experience
oh, sorry, those are youtube videos. I guess if youtube is blocked at work nothing will show up.
That's bullshit
Not sure how many people saw this, but Dicky Lyons went to SEC Media Day which, I figured was just going to be comedy gold. Here is one of the stories he told the media.“I actually had a dream about Matt Stafford last night. You want me to tell you the dream? I’ll tell you. Well, I just got engaged to my fiance and I’ve been having these crazy dreams about her leaving me. Cosmo says its natural. So I’m having this dream that she’s leaving me and I went out following her because, you know, I had suspicions. I find her at a bar and so up to her and trying to say, ‘What are you doing?’ and she tells me she doesn’t want to marry me so I’m trying to shake her and slap her to get her to focus. I turn around and Matt Stafford punches me in the nose and said, ‘You don’t hit women.’ All the sudden the backup quarterback that is now at Delta State, Blake Barnes, comes hitting me and I’m fighting all these quarterbacks from the Manning camp start jumping in. I was doing pretty well fighting them off, twisting their arms because I know all these Army Ranger moves in my dream. I was laughing about it so I texted (Stafford) and told him. He didn’t respond. I don’t know if he likes me that much.”
What the fuck?
That's Dicky Lyons Jr. for you, the UK representative. Did I forget to tell you he is crazy?
isn't he a ragin' cajun that talks funny too?
ya he is a ragin' cajun but he doesn't talk like that. Probably sounds more hickish.
too much time in lexington will do that
Yeah I know, definately doesn't happen here in Louisville.
maybe furdale.
Love my dawgs that is for sure.
could be worse, you could be reppin' wig-gener, fo' sho'
Four NFL players who could survive a shark attackhttp://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...k?urn=nfl,96769
The Nattipedia has been gang-raped.
Brock, I was there a couple of weeks ago, and tried to clean it up.
I just went in and restored everything we had put in. Is there any way to protect it?
hmmm, i kinda went in and edited the nicknames page myself. When I went to cuil.com the nicknames page showed up for almost everyone, and I figured for professional reasons we might want to restrict it to first names only.But it does need an overhaul. I'll look into that...
Wow in a complete desperation move, that Atlanta Hawks sign Randolph Morris to a two year contract.
They did just lose Childress to Europe so they picked up the next best thing
So this is pretty boring
you can watch them clean up I-65 off the Trimarc cameras. http://trimarc.org/perl/CCTV.pl?Cam...ileMarker=131.8Huh, well, that's pretty boring too.
you know what's not boring...pregnant prostitutes:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,394242,00.html
For you Jay:Tuesday, July 22, 2008Art Carmody -- Where is The Love? I'll be honest. I don't understand why Art Carmody has not been invited to a training camp by a single National Football League team.I watched Carmody kick for four years at the University of Louisville. The guy was money. Gold. Automatic. The best.Did several other kickers have stronger legs? Sure.Was any other kicker more accurate or clutch? No way.But I talked to Carmody on the Front Row Ticket Monday and he confirmed he doesn't have an invite to an NFL camp. He's home in Shreveport, working for a law firm and kicking for his hometown team in the AF2 indoor football league, the same league as the Louisville Fire.That's ridiculous.If you were looking for a guy in the 35-to-45-yard range, Art Carmody was the guy in college football the last two seasons.Carmody said that he spoke with former U of L kicker David Akers, who told him to stick with it. Carmody said he's been told that it can take as long as three years for a kicker to get his shot -- and he's going to stick with it.Somebody will figure it out. The guy can kick.posted by Rick Bozich at 3:49 PM 1 comments
is there any better technology out there besides a fax machine? I am not very good at fixing fax machines when they break.
our phone system is set up so that when you send me a fax it gets sent to my e-mail as like a PDF.
I just got this text "did ann tell you that sydne ran around naked beacuse sydney is mad that some body told she ran around naked"my response is gonna be either "nope, first I've heard about it. I think you have a wrong number, but sydney sounds awesome"or "well sydney won't be pleased to know that you are telling strangers. You got the wrong number"
you should go with the first option and also request a picture
my fear, as usual, is that this is a child that was running around naked.
i don't think anyone would be mad about telling about a kid running around naked
This is bullshit, they move my cubicle and what is there today, a jumper on the second street bridge.
maybe you can text back and ask to have Sydney call you.
Back to pregnant prostitutes, that chick in the top left looks like she could have potential.
Your my boy, Art Carmody!
Hottest one-armed model you'll see today.http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/tvsho...g-contract.html(stolen from fark)
I just hope she doesn't try to put her make up on while driving.
Dave Ragone nearly called Scott Padgett a fag for drinking Smirnoff Ice. He held up right before it came out but you could tell what he was about to say.
Marc/Tiffany-- are there any birthday celebration plans for next week?
He should have let it rip, they might have got some ratings.
Griffey to the White Sox
Crying in your cubicle is so unproffesional. I hate dumb chicks.
Don't forget Pudge to the Yankees who send Farnsworth to the Tigers.Manny to the Marlins, Bay to the Red Sox and Hermedia to the Pirates is a rumored three-way going around this morning.
did someone mention farnsworth and crying?http://deadspin.com/5031431/kyle-fa...panx-apparently
My agent is working on a last second trade for me from the VA.
world's oldest joke is a fart jokehttp://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080731...itain_joke_dc_4
haha, jerome said three way
ha ha three wayhttp://failblog.org/2008/07/11/family-values-fail/
This guy played little league baseball with us:http://www.whas11.com/topstories/st...r.1a8af324.htmlprostitutes, used condoms, guns and DNA...my kind of story.
Honorary natty sci t-shirt?
holy shit, kenneth wynne, isn't that the guy that played at male too? the black guy that wasn't that good but he was fast so they put him on the team to steal bases? i think he played outfield
i'm 99% sure it was him, they did the same thing with montrell jones too
He played at Ballard, he was a senior our sophmore year. Went on to play football at university of Cincinnati.
I am by no means the smartest person in this office but I feel like we have some very incompetent people here that might not be able to wipe their own ass. How hard is it to click on a button and let a computer generate a letter for you? Some things can get tricky every now and then but some of the easiest things we screw up. Jesus Christ this gets f ucking obnoxious following up on dumb peoples mistakes.
Woohoo, they want me to go represent the VA at the bats game on Tuesday at the military welcome home at the bats night. I'm awesome. I should get drunk at the game.
Joe - Do you get to speak infront of the crowd?
I think I am sitting at a booth passing out information and answering questions. This is the face of the VA. Damn straight.
Make sure you wear something offensive and most certainly get drunk.
Somebody got blood on the printer. What kind of operation is this?
Our pets heads are falling off...........
dynamite drop in, wes
Just doing what I can, personally I am still laughing at Brent's make-up comment.
Not the best color man in the game for nothing. Those lessons really paid off.
Jesus Christ, I just took a leak and as I walked into the bathroom it was like I just got kung fu kicked in the nose.Somebody seriously needs to think about cleaning themselves out.
if it smells that bad, then cleaning themselves out is probably what they did
Trust me, if that was me I think I'd go buy a freaking laxitive like I was going for a colonoscopy. Terrible smell.
maybe you should invest in some laxatives and leave them in each stall
manny being manny:http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/bi...i?urn=mlb,97458
I always feel good requesting an opinion from a doctor whether the hepatitis is from unprotected sex with a hoodrat or from the dirty needle from the crackwhore?
I was watching maury on break and the word of the day today is hoodrat.
tomorrow i will provide a report of Cuban's TARC adventure. He is riding the bus home today. Right now he is required to speak only spanish and awkwardly stare at unattractive women. Could be fun.
tarc is always fun, i remember one summer in college when i was working downtown at humana after i wrecked my car and couldn't afford one for a few months and i had to tarc it everyday. it was always a bad day when there weren't open seats by themselves and you had to sit next to some old man that you believe mentally incompetent and you have to stare in silence in any direction except towards him for fear he might start talking to you
Adrian takes Tarc daily to Humana.
Of course, he probably sits with his girlfriend. What a loser.
manny to the dodgers
Adrian is such a bitch. Also, I almost wrecked a state police vehichle today.
What vehicle HAVEN'T you wrecked?
Yesterday I just pulled the trigger on a 37" Samsung LCD TV. So after 4 years, I think Im finally going to break down and get cable. The problem Im having is trying to find the better deal: do I choose insight or direct tv?With direct tv its going to cost $55 and I get 36 HD channels and DVR.Insight costs $52 and you get 11 HD channels with DVR. I always heard satellite sucks but I dont know shit, so which one is better?
I've always had cable and they continuously jack the rates, and I've been tempted to switch to satellite, but never had the chance. Everyone I've known who has had satellite likes it. I'm sure there are drawbacks, but you tend to get more for your money.
Brent does your TV upconvert the regular channels?
And by upconvert I mean for the channels that are broadcast in 480p does it upconvert to 1080i? If so, it doesn't really matter which one you choose. All I can say is I have the triple play deal through insight and I pay $156 for cable with HD pack & STARZ, internet and phone. My Cable bill is the biggest portion around $80 or so.
I have no idea, I ordered it online from butterflyphoto.com, here is the TV I purchased for 960 clams. The only thing I always hear about satellite is when the weather is shitty you're pretty much fucked...truth?
I'm a dumbasshttp://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage...d=1205537541429
Brent,we have dish network at work and it goes out every time that clouds move in. Wouldn't recommend it at all. We have insight at home and are looking into Direct TV. Lynnie says that with the sign-up package you get with Direct Tv, over 2 years you will pay just about the same as insight but after that, the price will go up.
I watched the Gong Show with Dave Attell tonight. It was okay. But last week featured an act that can only be described as beyond legendary. Queen Laqueefahttp://jezebel.com/5023055/the-gong...ing-is-a-talent
This ever happened on the tarc?http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080801...I3UqVw0tNQDW7oF
Yeah I read that shit last night Brent, really fucked up.
Cuban didn't do anything like that, just sang the back to school song from Billy Madison.
Dear God. That's just messed up.
Fucking Canucks
First thing I thought of was, man that was kind of crazy like the Stewie night. He was fine at first then all hell breaks loose.Here is the guy that sat right infront of the killer and the victim recounting the incident.http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/wo...ef=mpvideosview
Brent it doesn't say that it upconverts, but the easy way of telling is to put it on a non-HD channel and see what the TV says it is broadcasting in, usually tells right below the channel when you change channels.One thing I did notice was 3 HDMI inputs, very nice.
The Penguins brought me up, the Pirates brought me down. I hope I look back on this trade realizing it was a good deal. All I know is that I can't cheer for Jason Bay anymore 'cause he's got the wrong shirt on.I haven't even heard of HALF of these guys: Andy LaRoche? Brandon Moss? Craig Hansen? .... Bryan Morris? Who are these fuckin' guys? They're still shitty.
Craig Hansen will be a good pitcher in a couple years and Andy Laroche is a hell of a hitter. His brother Adam is not as good and got benched from the Braves in his career for his ADD.
So how is direct tv different from dish network? I thought they are both satellite.
DirecTV you can get the NFL Sunday Ticket. If you go Satellite you must get that, otherwise your man card gets revoked. Dish might be cheaper but they don't have as many HD channels and fun stuff. Jerome has DirecTV so he should pipe up.Olivia had dish and everytime it would rain hard the fucker would go out, but otherwise it worked ok
haven't heard that name in awhile
Jerome?
I think he is referring to Olivia. I prefer Insight because I am lazy and can put all my bills into one: phone, internet and TV.
Lol, yeah I was talking about Jerome needs to "pipe up" on the conversation.
i guess that makes sense.
The only time any man should refer to the word pipe is when he is laying the pipe. Plumber style.
I don't know about you guys, but I feel safe about our bridges.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25956395/from/ET/
These people are gonna make me bust skulls pretty soon. Not really but it would feel good to.
apparently some chick I work with got a new job. She was going around saying her goodbyes. Classy me had never spoken to her before so I asked "Who are you?" when she said bye to me.
Nice. I was trying to explain the concept of a unicorn to our secretary today. She didn't get it and said it was stupid. That's pretty much the same response I've heard all women give.
Jerome and "pipe" aren't usually used in the same sentence. Sadly, I'm more coffee stirrer than pipe ... So, DirecTV. It seems like a lot of $$$ on the surface, but when it comes to channels you just can't find a match for the packages - especially if you like watching football. NFL Sunday Ticket is only available on DirecTV. The HD-DVR is so simple, my wife and my 8-year-old can use it. There are a shitload of HD Channels. DirecTV has REAL HD channels too. DishNetwork used to say they had the most HD channels available, but those were no-name crapshoots like the Lasagna Channel or the Ginger Kids Network. Also, if you need anything their customer support is very helpful. They are also building a very nice OnDemand feature with the same, easy-to-use stuff. Additionally, they carry anything you'd ever want to see in PPV - boxing, UFC, WWE, movies, etc. Not to mention a healthy amount of PPV pud whacking channels like Playboy, Hustler, JennaTV and a number of others with specials like "buy a 2-hour block of 6 channels for 2 hours" for those long lunches.The downsides people talk about are cost, local channels, weather, installation and leased equipment. Cost - The expense is somewhat of a premium, but you get what you pay for in the long run. Local channels - I buy them 'cause I can't use the DVR on channels I pick up over the antenna, but you don't need to buy them. With all locals going digital by 2009, all you ninjas in the Louisville Metro area will be able to pull a digital signal into your digital TVs with a coddamn antenna. Go to Target and pick one up that you can plug into the wall. Try it -- it's awesome.Weather - The only time my satellite has problems is when there are weather warnings to the south. When that happens, I don't watch TV. I retreat to my basement with my flashlights, candles, bottled water, and life rafts. Normal rainy days are just fine.Installation - Piece of cake. Some sweaty, mouth-breathing redneck comes over for about two-hours with his push-to-talk phone and configures EVERYTHING until it works. He talks to you about how he once knew a Filipino guy when he was in high school and asks if you know him. After that, he leaves. No payment needed unless you want the sat cable buried in the ground.Leased Equipment - The receiver is NOT free. It's not yours. The lease is expensive. SO FUCKING WHAT! You pay it once and that's it. You only pay again if you go to a more advanced receiver (like from a regular HD receiver to an HD DVR). I've used the Insight receivers and DVRs and I'd pay anything to have a system that's as easy to use as the DirecTV one is.So that's my take. There are HD channels available for almost everyone. We all love ESPN, ESPN2 and ESPN News in HD ... I personally like the Disney Channel in HD because I'm learning that Miley Cyrus isn't the only humpable 14-year-old on that network, Phil likes house flipping shit on TLCHD and HGTV HD, Chris would be into the UFC on Spike HD, Joe would like HD Net for all the drinking and boobs on "Art Mann Presents", Marc would be all about MGMHD and HD Net Movies, DirecTV's 101 would be rockin' out concerts for Jay, Brent would love the Travel Channel and National Geographic in HD to find new places to pick up diseases with his penis, Animal Planet is in HD for Douglas and Wes can ruin AJ's entire youth with Nickelodeon HD now, Cartoon Network HD when he's an impressionable elementary school kid, MTV HD in those awkward junior high years, and then Bravo HD when he's preparing for college and realizes he's got homosexual tendencies. So, umm, yeah. I like DirecTV.
Art Mann is one of my favorites.
i don't know about animal planet in HD, it's kinda like porn in HD, I'm not sure if I want THAT much detail when I'm trying to wack it
unicorns suck by the way, i hate unicorns
Deadline is another good show on HD NET
Douglas, do oyu take your daughter to the zoo often?
yeah, i haven't lately, but i have a lot. why?
she loves scotty the baby elephant, i love scotty's mom (wink wink)
that song "scotty doesn't know" from eurotrip just popped into my head for some reason
Douglas, try asking ugly women or girls about the unicorn, not pretty ones or even halfway decent ones. A lot of women get to decide, "I'm going to have sex tonight." And then they go out and they can. This applies to hot and decent looking women. Even if a guy is out of a particular girl's league, because she is less appealing, she maybe still be able to bed him by: him being too drunk to care, closing time, tell him all the nasty stuff she would like to participate, or the highly recommended.... what if I bring a friend. So if a girl really likes a guy who doesn't really the sexual desire, she can wait for her opportunity to possibly pounce. However, ugly girls know they can't get sex every night unless it is from even creepy more degenerate men in the seediest of bars. So they are more prone to understand the idea of "the unicorn." the longed-after, but unattainable catch. Otherwise, you may have to find the film or literary equivalent for women. Like Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice (never read the book or saw the movie, but overhearing women talk makes this one seem logical.) Most movies end with the girl getting the man or vice versa, so the unicorn theory may still be lost to them.Anyone feel like going to the St. Joe's picnic tomorrow. Want to gamble dimes for 6-packs of beer, cakes, and more?
Marc-are you turning catholic on me?
Jay- My evil plan is working muh ha ha ha.
FYI: The KFC in Hillview (way down Preston past the Gene Snyder) has Chicken Littles.
Okay, so I messed up. I didn't know that if you put your dime on the square of the number called, or on one of the two next to it, then you win a cake. I only had a small portion of the board I could reach, so I put dimes on consecutive squares. and in a minute I won 3 cakes. What the hell am I supposed to do with 3? well Tiff gets one (birthday on tuesday) Dad gets another because they had german chocolate and I don't like that shit but he does. and I just picked another based on what they had. I didn't see booth with chances to win beer. maybe later tonight I am told by Tiff. Catholics a fun at picnics, beer, carney food, and cakes. If only priests and nuns didn't scare me. They don't on tv and movies, but they do in really life.
This scares the crap out of mehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7536486.stm(stolen from fark)
these commercials crack me uphttp://consumerist.com/335705/great...nson-automotivewiggle-wiggle-wiggle
The Spinelli's van is getting some lovehttp://jalopnik.com/399690/spinelli...omest-vans-ever
Finally saw the Dark Knight this weekend. I rank it right behind Iron Man. The scene with the pencil was very creative and innovative.
Hey Marc,I thought I saw your parents walking a Boxer Dog yesterday. Do they have a new dog?
new complaint about dumb fucks at work. when reviewing medical evidence on a veteran and filing it down, make sure it is the right person. Hep C and loss of a testicle have nothing to do with records from a cardiologist.
joe - how about you liven this place up and tell about your experience at flanagan's friday night?
So Laura and I met up at Molly's Friday night with Douglas and Sara for our budd' Dodson's gf b-day. Molly's was short lived so the 4 of us left to go to Flanigans where Sara's bro Mike was with his wife. they were in the Mahogany room (formerly known as the red room). hang out there for a while and every one leaves so Laura and I were finishing drinks trying to decide what to do. We were standing on the aisleway above the booths in the Mahogany room and this chick pushes this other chick into the booth. they start making out. two guys with them walk over and one is thrying to pull his girl off the other and the other guy is trying to get in the middle of it. they break them up and then they start going at it again and then 2 other girls join in the fun. The guy tries to get in again but they push him away so there are 4 girls piled in a booth making out. I think one girls head made it up a skirt of another ones. The security guard walks over and shines a flashlight on them, shakes his head and walks away. It backs down to just 2 of them but then the 2 dudes join in and it turned into two couples making out at a bar. They all looked like they were from out in the boonies in the big city for a happening weekend. It was interesting to say the least.
I applaud the guys effort but he reach douchbaggery state. Take the hint it was not about him, it was definitely about the 2 of them. He was ruining it for everybody else. Just take one for the team and let it run its course, you may benefit in the end.
By douchbaggery state I mean will probably rape them after they pass out, or drugged them to get them to that state.
it doesn't matter how they got to that state, that's not important, what is important is that that type of behavior is encouraged fully
spoken like a true convicted sex offender
hey, never been convicted...
did they throw out the "crime against nature" charges too?
that's what's good about raping animals, they can't testify in court
nice. I wish I was home more.
You should some how tie douglas into your PHD in marine biology. Douglas, you like the aquatic life?
Actor Morgan Freeman seriously hurt in car accident.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26010759/?GT1=43001
Joe by douchebaggery, I think it was implied that they would be future sex offenders.
its all fun and games till someone cries rape
i was watching manswers last night and they were talking about sailor's banging dugongs (Australian manatees). I bet you'd get even greater jail time for "crimes against an endangered species"
i wish i could've had a crack at a dodo before those fuckers went extinct
douglas, you making websites now?http://tenreasonsitwouldruletodateaunicorn.com/
Learning these Beach Volleyball signals are making my pants fit funnyhttp://www.nbcolympics.com/beachvol...yid=122861.html
I am now part of the HD club, now all I have to do is decide cable or Direct TV, right now its a strong DirectTV lean.
Too many Asians, Phil
I've been watching some X-Games highlights, but nothing has topped Colin Mcrae's run back in 06:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci_p...TRg&fmt=18;
Phil, can you bust onto Live Messenger at home right now?
What's the point of the passenger in the rally car? To be scared shitless.
Per Colin Cowherd:a general rule anything that last 5 hours besides sleep isn't good.Brett favre and the packers had a 5 hour meeting yesterday. What you all think?
so curtis pulley is being dismissed from UK's football team apparently, our fate now rests on an inexperienced sophomore's shoulders. could be a fun year.....i'll say with all certainty, this will not be the greatest UK-UL game this year, both teams aren't looking too pretty
link:http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ORTS03/80805013as for favre, i love that guy, but he fucked the packers. he can say he didn't mean it when he retired, blah blah blah, but he said it, and he reiterated it before the draft when the packers picked up 2 QB's, and gave the keys to Rodgers. And kudos to Green Bay for not welcoming him back with open arms, b/c they've had to deal with the retirement rumors for the last several years, will he or won't he, and they're done fucking with it. Rodgers was a first round QB, he played very well last year when he came in, it's his time. If you're Aaron Rodgers, how pissed are you right now? I highly doubt both of them will be on the roster come the beginning of the actual season, but if they were, i can't wait for the scenes of the two of them on the sidelines, giving obligatory high fives for TD's and shit like that
I have no idea why they have navigators in the rally events of the X-games, but you'd be insane not to have one on the WRC circuit. Plus I think the chicks are kinda hot in a "i'm wearing a flame retardant suit" kinda wayhttp://expn.go.com/expn/story?id=3456315
I think they should go ahead and trade Favre to the Bears. He would be perfect in Chicago, screw Minnesota and their indoor stadium--Favre's a polar bear.
Anne Hathaway nude photos?http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,397422,00.html
she's already done nude scenes in the movie havoc, if you search a little bit you can find them pretty easily
I hate wasting good jokes. they had something on the news about pollution in Beijing and the military is firing weapons in the air at the clouds to make it rain. I said there is a much easier way to make it rain, just get Pacman Jones, he'll make it rain. Nobody caught it. I felt ridiculous.
it made me laugh at least
thanks for the moral support
this made me laughhttp://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825018/
Yeah but those are pics from a movie, I am talking these are taken with her ex-boyfriend...these are the good ones.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,393783,00.htmlyou all suck as drinking buddies
Joe-I laughed. Jerome- you can never, EVER have too many asians.
Just signed up with DirectTV, I got the Sunday NFL ticket this year.
Congrats Brent, welcome to the world of hi-def.
Kentucky Wildcat dance team. First thing I thought of was somebody supermanned dat hohttp://donchavez.com/blog/index.php...t-cheerleaders/
Speaking of supermanning dat ho, so I had to work a VA booth at the Bats game last night for a military welcome home thing at the bats game. This mug was the face of the VA. I'm sitting there at 6, an hour before the game starts and fans are rolling in to the stadium and the PA system is playing some jams. I'm sitting there not paying attention singing along and someone I'm there with points out, Joe what are you singing? There are veterans there asking questions about filing claims and I am singing ahhhh skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet. You think the kids on the playground or at the merry go round hearing this know what is being played on the loudspeakers? I can't believe the Bat's would play that song.
i guarantee 80% of the people that heard it at the stadium, including the people playing the song, don't know what that means
but for the ones that did know it was hilarious.
Damn straight, just like that girls costume.
Ahhhh skeet skeet skeet ahhh skeet skeet
'til the sweat drip down my balls
so i haven't heard any mention of fantasy football yet this year? I can put together a league if there's enough interest....we can also argue on whether or not to include kick return yards and TDs...
At some point we may need to grow up, man up and pony up $50 so we can have some monetary rewards for Fantasy Football. And do a live draft at Joe's house or some place. Brent's buddies did that and I was a damn good excuse to drink some beers and make fun of people for taking WR from the bengals.
i've been saying that for years...just thought of fantasy football b/c scroggin just emailed me wanting to know what's up. i think it's also a good idea to keep people involved every week, after 6 or 7 weeks, the teams at the bottom stop caring and it annoys the living shit out of me
Phil we're renewing the Legends League this year if you want in again. It's going to be $50 and the draft is this Sunday at Chris's house, you in?
Cuban and I have been mentioning live draft. Only concern is getting everybody at the same place at the same time. Sorry Brock. Chris could more then likely make it. Who all would be in:JoeChrisPhilDouglasCubanScrogginJerome?Church?Wes?Brent?My old coworkers?Jay?Other Drs?Brock via satellite?
I just learned my degree in statistics is not enough to be a statistican for the census bereau in Indiana. If I work here longer and get a GS-11 for a year it will be. The government is retarded.
what we did for Brent's live draft is we all voted on who we thought the best player available was for those that didn't show up.
isn't skipping a live draft cause for man card removal?
jenna jameson is preggo with tito ortiz, this poor kid has no chance at a healthy and normal existence:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,398801,00.html
I'm down for a drunken live fantasy draft
Anyone have a date? How about the 24th? It's a sunday.The first game is Sept 4th so we need to get on it. Also, if we are gonna spend cash money it might be worth going for something like the CBS Sportsline setup. It has more bells and whistles than Yahoo, plus everyone gets the live score instead of each person needing to drop $15 each.
I'm up for a live draft
or down for a drunken one.
weekend of the 24 is questionable. Cuban, some of his buddies and I are in St. Louis with his companies all u can drink behind home plate Cardinals tickets that weekend.
i'm good any weekend but next, and most weeknights
sportsline does have a good setup for fantasy football
Wes ... tuh-MAY-tow, tuh-MAH-tow ... I figured the "Joe's House" part implied "drunken".
yes I know, as I hit the enter key I was thinking "Noooooooooo" but it was too late.
There is no way I would pay for fantasy football. I really don't have enough interest in it.
Kill the Batman.
Cuban and I can do the 24th
http://i33.tinypic.com/25a4yfk.jpgCTRL-A
you all not going to st. louis anymore?
You can find me in St. Louie where the gun play ring all daysome got jobs and some sell yay, others just smoke and fuck all day.
We get back late Saturday. We have tickets to Friday night and might try to catch the saturday day game.
wow wes, that must be that new song i've never heard before, you're so cutting edge
And you know dis maaaaaaaaaaaaan.
fuck, looks like Brent and I are out on the 24th. That's his buddies' draft day. Fuck balls.
This town needs an enema!
We could do it, just later that day.
dollar beers at the bats tonight, who is in?Philco, alumni run tonight.
http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/26355349.htmlFrankfort to tear down tallest building, is that your apartment complex Jay?
Adrian - Jim (the old man) and I stole his wife's car to go to lunch today. Mighty nice.
greatest elevator ride everhttp://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,399403,00.html
So I am looking for custom Joker costumes for Halloween and found this. All I can do is chuckle.http://kryptonia.wordpress.com/2008...-joker-costume/I hope to God Dwight Schrute gets it for The Office on Halloween.
Joker costume, you'll probably be the only one.
Oh I am sure, but I am looking to have a good one.
Actually this one would be the one to show up in.http://www.fan-store.net/c2/1C00005_11.jpg
http://louisvillemsbl.com/25+/25+index.htmJerome and Phil, nice maximumasp add. Scroggin is getting a 25+ fall team. Might be a horrible idea.
My other all original idea is to go as Tony Stark and where this t-shirt around.Scroll down for the arc t-shirthttp://www.squidoo.com/the_joker
apparently mr. t pities the fags too:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,399584,00.html
He should have thrown snickers at married dudes...oh wait, they're gay too. Joe-that is a 24 story office building they want to replace with a 5 story building. WTF are they going to do with the other 19 stories worth of people? bunch of dumbasses.
Sweet mountain bike runhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVAccWTrnIQ
Wes, got your message and left you a voicemail. Not sure why I know this but Greg's phone number for platt mechanical is 896-9886. Actually I think I have drunk dialed it into memory. Good luck.
WHY does Ryan Seacrest host EVERYTHING? Someone please explain why he's famous:Ryan Seacrest will be the permanent co-host of ABC's Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve which will now be called Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest. Dick Clark will continue to co-host and both will executive produce the holiday special with dick clark productions president Orly Adelson.
Thanks Joe - I got his voicemail so I left a message. It was 8:30ish when I called I figured he is already with a customer or just rolling out of bed.
Has anyone seen any of the live broadcasts from China? You can just see the smog in the air. The broadcast I was watching said when the pollution index is 100 here, we call it a bad air quality day....the pollution index was 300 in China yesterday. I'd wear that fucking mask too.
I think those guys are slightly better riders than me. I loved it when he yelled Thunderska!
He is usually a late starter I think. He doesn't function before he has his breakfast of beer and cigarettes.
hummmmm, me hungry now
Any fags doing lunch today. Basically, I am looking for a reason to leave work.
Usually, the order of countries for the Olympics is alphabetical. This is China though. There's no such thing as "alphabetical order." Instead, it's done by STROKE COUNT.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_S...al_flag_bearersIf we're talking stroke count, I'd be dead last in line.
I could possibly be in for lunch. Let me know something
i'm down for lunch...i need pics of this chick who had heart surgery. this sounds too much like a porn:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,399626,00.html
I'd have to keep lunch in the downtown area. What is anybody thinking? Cuban said he might be down.
wes, where do you work?
He works in the west end. His car is bullet proof.
If no plans are made soon I am going to lunch soon.
sounds like everyone works downtown, and I can't get out that far for lunch today, got too much to do
Cuban and I are getting gumbo if anybody is interested.
Anybody up for doing anything this weekend? I'm planning on coming into the 'Ville, and I really need to get out of my fucking house.
joe did you hear scott van pelt? "Soccer and hockey are like football...if almost every play were an incomplete pass."
this dude wasn't fucking around:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,400221,00.htmli'm with jay, anything going on tonight?
I'm thinking about heading up to Molly's tonight
Could be down for something.
great moments in yahoo answers:http://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...08091149AA3VGTk
I might be able to do something later, but I have to go to a "party" first.
Alright, I'm calling your asses tonight.
wes, so that means you're not doing anything tonight?
gotta walk the dog?
don't talk about aj like that, that's just wrong
No it means I have to go to a "party" and then after that I am free because AJ is going to his grandmas house tonight. But depending how "drunk" I get at this "party" dictates if I do anything later.Next friday I am free too.
Just read the Yahoo Answers about Georgia. I really hope that guy was joking.
I like the comment, "Wolverines!" pretty classic. And as far as suicides go, that guy rocks.
Red Dawn is a classic movie.
Mr. 2999 dies at 50.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080809...obit_bernie_mac
Rockband kicks ASS!Ruling Myrtle Beach.FREEDOM!
WHo's up for another NOLA trip? Sept 6-8 is the first weekend of my vacation and Joanna and I are heading down. Nawlin's bitches!
first bernie mac, and now chef:http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/obit_isaac_hayesi guess death comes in threes, who's next...
#3 was Bernie Brillstein:http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/08/a...html?ref=movies
Did anyone watch the Mens Swim Relay race last night? It was pretty impressive especially shutting up some smack talking Frenchies.
I didn't catch it live but saw the video today. Fucking Frenchies were talking smack, how they reason they came to the Olympics was to smash the Americans. Well guess what, you fucking lost.
brett favre ran a penalty lap, apparently that's news:http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...a?urn=nfl,99790
scientology responsible for isaac hayes's death?http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,401321,00.html
for those not retarded enough to stay up until 1am on a Saturday to watch a raiders preseason game, someone made a Michael Bush highlight video from the game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8dR...J1M8&fmt=18Best runs come around the 2:15 minute mark.
Bush is a big ole boy, the Raiders might have an impressive running game this year.
i thought it was the mountain lions that killed isaac hayes...but then the scientologists turned him into darth vader
This day in History: 1981 - IBM unveiled its first PC
and barry was 1 day old
happy 1-day belated birthday, i'll buy you a hooker or something next time you're in town
Do you think him and Big Jay can double up on some broad?
Holy shit it was your b-day yesterday you old fuck. How does it feel to be 27? I'm almost to 26, don't feel bad Barry. We can celebrate your b-day with hookers and black jack.
Happy Birthday, Barry
and happy one week late birthday, Tiffany. Wow, I feel like an ass.
No biggie Jen. I’ve been trying to pretend I’m still 27 since my niece suggested when she turns 21 and I turn 30 we should have a joint birthday party.
ha! Well, I will still buy you some belated birthday booze on the night of your choosing.
Any other b-days this month?I know september/october gets crazy with at least chris, joanna, jay, douglas, b-mac and me.
You have no idea, my family alone.Adrian - Oct. 25th
i've got a lot in my family in oct., too. my cousin's is on sept. 11th, so i never forget his...a new way to try and get porn:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26153773/?GT1=43001
Yep your cousin eric was always the day before me back in elementary school.
I wasn't branching out very far on the b-days. I wasn't even counting my mom and larry this month or my dad in september. Our extended family of aunts uncles and cousins has a shit ton of b-days since we are related to the entire city of Louisville.
Anybody want to ride today? My finger is unsplinted and I am curious if my finger will work on a bike very well. i don't quite have range of motion yet. It won't be a good ride because I am out of shape, but it seems like a good day for one. I don't know when chris is off today but I am down if any one else is.
If we are counting family.Alan (brother) 9/30Adrian 10/25Mom 11/1Mine 11/21and then i have some cousins that i don't talk to because they are super big winners that are in that time frame as well.
Hey Joe, I'd like to get out and ride but I can't make it today. Maybe thursday?
as of now thursday sounds good.
by super big winners do you mean still reside in fairdale?
big talk for an okolona boy.
there's no comparison, really. i'm not trying to stick up for okolona or anything, which really isn't that bad now that i've been here for two years, but the dynamic totally changes when you cross I-65. it's like detroit when you cross eight mile, it's a different world. so close, yet so far away
and that's smokolona to you
My cousin and her son both have birthday's in September. Don't ask me the dates.
I got a "greeting card" from greetingcard.org today, with no name or anything. Is this a legit website?
Hmmmm, no they grew up in Shively.
that's what i meant
what is the lessser of 2 evils?
Fairdale by far.And Douglas, I wouldn't say Okolona is built up, Hillview is technically farther down Preston Highway which is where all the building is. I mean you do have an Ernesto's and Hooters but Jesus Christ, so does Jeffersonville or do you consider that built up?I know you went to Wagner, but have some fucking standards man.
Douglas - Do they still cruise Preston Highway on the weekends?
Chris Cooley is a #1 draft pick in all fantasy drafts for me. This video just sealed the dealhttp://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/2...-vs-onstar.html
i'm not sure what you mean by built up, but the J Mall is in Okolona, there's all kinds of development around that, they're about to start building a huge new shopping center i.e. the summit right next to it, there's a bunch of new retail and residential places. nothing top of the line or anything, it is okolona, but i live in a brand new development, there's another one going up right across the street from mine. i'm not an okolona homer or anything, whenever i move again sometime next year i'll be getting the fuck back to the east end, all i was saying was okolona isn't near as bad as what i always thought it was. hillview is between fern creek and okolona, and there is a lot of new stuff going up around there, too. as for cruising, nobody does that anymore, that's so 90's...really, they cracked down on it so much it's pretty much impossible. there's always cops on that stretch of preston now on fri. and sat. nights. if you think of pulling into the rally's parking lot to turn around, you'll be greeted by several cop cars as you do it.
You sound like Joanna defending Buechel saying it isn't that bad.
Who can afford to cruise?
Can you pimp out a Vespa?
So I am sitting at lunch in the break room and the news is on interviewing a guy about the olympics. His name was James Tang. This chick who is 26 that i was eating with says is his last name really Tang? I taking the Bob and Tom joke say you know what his middle name is, pause for dramatic affect, say quietly "spoon". This 40 something dorky chick with bad permed hair and high waters yells from across the room at a different table "spoontang?" It was a priceless moment. I had to leave laughing hysterically.
Good stuff right there Joe.
This place died.
B-Mac gets in town tomorrow I believe.
Douglas, when do you go to Chicago?
I randomly drove past Briar Hill the other day, who has biked there? was that the technical place that wasn't that good that someone got poison ivy at?
wade, wes and i rode up there. A couple of ok trails, but they weren't terribly challenging
i'm flying to chicago tomorrow night, i talked to bmac the other day, he's coming in either tomorrow or friday morning, can't remember. i told him we need new bmac stories, so if you go out with him make him do something stupid, which shouldn't be too terribly difficult
I did enjoy the trails at Briar Hill though, not many people are on them and it was a nice change of pace.
intern will be with him so he won't do anything stupid.
That sucks, so what's the plan when B-mac gets in town. I am free on Friday night.Douglas, when are you getting back from Chi-town?
the key to getting bmac drunk with intern (and he laughed when i called her that the other day b/c he hasn't heard her called that in awhile) is to feed him drinks when she's in another room and peer pressure his ass. feel free to liberally use the word "pussy" during this process. works every time. i'm only going for a long weekend, be back sunday at like noon
So are we going to get Bmac hammered on Friday?
worth a shot
I might have to come into town to see this. And technically, bringing intern is stupid, so technically, that counts.
this 4th place medal thing is pretty cool:http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/be...-?urn=oly,99910
Well done Joe, now that is what the Olympics are all about; Hot women.
I think the olympic trials need a hotness handicap to get more hotties in the action.
or at least have hot cheerleaders or something to offset the ugliness of most of the women athletes.
That's true but you just need to make sure you are watching the right sports. Women's volleyball, women's sand volleyball, occasional hottie in softball and track and field is pretty good. Oh and you can find the occassional attractive gymnast if you like women built like a brick shithouse.
Don't forget swimming and diving. Stephanie Rice from Australia, Laure Manaudou from France and Natalie Coughlin from the good ol' US of A got me through the week while "Aunt Flo" visited the house.For added effect, turn the lights off, turn up the Dolby Digital 7.1 and hang a pair of wet swim trunks on the air vent and it's almost like you're rubbing one off while chillin' on the starting blocks of lane 6.
Yeah diving and swimming, after they remove that skin tight cap. When they are wearing that thing they always give a close up and some of those broads, in the words of my father, "damn, that bitch is hurt".
Tennis is good. Sand volleyball is way better then regular volleyball. I still say swimming is good when they don't have the goggles, swim caps and so tight bathing suits you can't tell if they are male or female. There are sisters from somewhere in south america that are hot, their sport wasn't important or country. I just know they were hot. Amanda Beard choked and finished 18th in her event.
i'd give her something to choke on
You like watching equestrian for the horses.
i like watching them jump over hurdles, b/c then you get a clear view of their giant horse junk
you know, a stupid joke i made once to liven this place up has really gone a long way
Everything about us is stupid
Why so serious?
On the subject of animals, a coworker friend of mine is out of the office today because her chicken is in the state fair today.
i wasn't being serious, i'm rather impressed, i'm fully aware of how stupid we all are
I think Alicia Sacramone is cute, and she'd whip my ass for sure....but I'd like it.
take it like a champ
There was a female powerlifter that I would tap. Not really, this bitch was hideous. The powerlifting has some fine pieces of ass.
joe just chooses to ignore the bulge on the opposite end
She had the cutest Adams apple I've ever seen!
Anybody riding today?
Yeah in the rain.
i think i might head up to see Tropic Thunder at 7:45 at Baxter
The Balls Deep Hater's Guide to the Top 25http://deadspin.com/5036795/the-bal...e-to-the-top-25
Tropic thunder looks pretty funny to me.
I downloaded Bionic Commander: Reloaded for the 360 last night. It makes me so damn happy. I probably rented that stupid game from Red Giraffe 20 times.
er, bionic commando. I'm retarded.
er, Bionic Commando: Rearmed. Wtf. I think I've done permanent damage to my brain. I give up.
NHL 09 also has been preordered. I'm excited and terrified about playing 6 on 6 hockey over XBOX Live. http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/897/897903p1.html
Just talked to B-Mac, he has dinner with damn katie his sister in law tonight at 6:30 then he said he would be down for something after that. He wants to go to the beer depot at some point for drunk putt putt. Who all is in for tonight? Tomorrow he has to watch intern play field hockey. So I bet they came in town because UL field hockey has an alumni game or something.
Wrestling dude from Sweden gets screwed over at the Olympics then throws down his bronze medal. Both classy and pissy at the same timehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC0R-WyQJyg
He seriously quit wrestling too when he did that. fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you I'm out.
Abby is going to a baby shower tonight and AJ can't go since he has some stupid virus (hand foot mouth disease), stupid daycare.I am down for doing something after she gets back home.
Anyone watching the Bigfoot press conference?What in the fuck
This press conference just keeps going. These guys are completely insane
i saw bits and pieces on it, my favorite thing is that Big Foot experts are skeptical? I never knew there were Big Foot experts. Can you have an "expert" for a fabled creature?????That's like saying Douglas is a unicorn expert.
I'm definitely in for tonight. Lynnie wants to meet at flanigans at some point.
By the way, LAST night was fucking awesome.
Chris, you and Wes can kiss my ass for making me do shots. It was pretty fun though. So, 9 and a half months, now?
Fuck you Jay. I don't know what you're talking about.
"Who wants to go to PT's!"
I would have loved to. But I passed out as soon as I got home. I didn't get my car until about 6 pm today.
I have to go back to work in the morning. I don't know if I can handle not watching the Olympics every morning. Vacations are never long enough.
Douglas, you back from Chi Town yet?
yes, i'm back, and joe, you knew it was coming, and some people already know by now based on some 'congratulatory' texts i got, but for those that don't know, hell froze over this weekend and i got engaged
Congrats, dude. One suggestion: drive away from the reception in a bullpen car.
I wasn't even going to say anything about that. I am still in denial it is real. I was just curious why the website was dead and figured you were still gone. You have usually posted something by now.
i've been busy this morning playing catch up from missing friday. the bullpen car's a good idea. i was leaning towards a hearse actually
Douglas. Congratulations on coming out of the closet, man. It's about time.
Sara still on cloud 9?
Is cloud 9 some type of date rape drug that will get girls to marry you even if they are way out of your league?
thanks, it was a tough decision to come out. you don't just throw away your life everyday, it took a lot of soul searching....yeah, sarah's off today and she's supposed to be making calls and shit already, needless to say, she's not wasting any time. she already knows my instructions to make sure wherever we go, there will be an open, fully stocked bar. that's my only request. i'm sure we can get a mosh pit going too for those interested in that.
no pills, i just used old fashioned manipulation and cunning
Phil, I think we should create a new drink called Cloud 9. Make it date rape in a bottle. I bet that would be huge on college campus's with frats.
Spaghetti Cathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLGfbL9Cfxc
Douglas, you are a cunning linguist
Spaghetti cat made the Soup. Friday night I believe it was Wes that asked B-MAc if he was engaged yet and B-Mac said no so it was followed with well she moved to florida with you I just figured by now...Intern responded with yeah he makes a good point or something to that degree.
So are there going to be 4 weddings in '09 between you, scroggin, b-mac and dodson? this is going to be a horrible year.
Yeah I didn't mean to throw Bmac under the bus and all, but I figured it would be funny.....for me atleast.
I do think you struck a nerve there with intern. Maybe taht is why she was angry and wanted to go the rest of the night.
Nah, she pretty much showed up pissed.
Oh and I did find something else out on Friday. Intern apparently has a name, it is Lauren.How did I find this out, thanks to the out of town medical student that was at FABD with Burket.
B-mac had a message on my answering machine saying hey joe this is brian.Cuban pointed it out Who the fuck is brian?
Next thing we will hear is hey it's Eric.
I don't know if he has checked the website today, but the youngest member of the sci has a birthday. Happy B-day AJ. It is today isn't it?
Yes, he is 1 years old today.
20 to go
these nattyisms make me laugh.http://www.break.com/natural-light/...-furniture.html
This Thursday is the last thirsty thursday of the season. Who all is in? Douglas, bring kaelyn if you have to, Wes, bring AJ, it is good family fun.
wes, who is eric?
funny story about bmac to continue the pissed off intern topic, he and lauren came by last night around 8:30 after they had dinner cuz I hadn't seen him this weekend. bmac had told me months ago that the two of them had been talking about an october 09 wedding, but nothing was definite yet. well, lauren made a point to ask us when we were planning on getting married. i had told her probably early to mid-august or mid to late september, b/c i've got to avoid scroggin's wedding over labor day weekend. i knew why she was asking, and after i told her that, she kinda glared at bmac. sarah didn't catch it, and i think it took bmac a second to catch it, but her eyes basically said "hey fucker, that's about when we're supposed to be getting married, nut up and do it already"
i'm in for thursday, i don't have kaelyn b/c she is going to florida, so i'm actually kaelyn free all weekend too
are we doing fantasy football?
It is obvious to everybody but him
I bet Lauren designs the ring, tells bmac where to pay for it at, and bring it home to her.
Brent and I have a draft on the 24th, but it's early in the day. What about doing a live draft at Joe's at around 7pm that night? Or I can setup a yahoo fantasy league like we did last time.
Philco - You hearing anything about WR Scott Long breaking a leg or is that all BS?
maybe. the practice last night was pretty tight lipped, but apparently he caught three TD passes so that'd be a bummer if he was out
Yeah that would be a huge blow.
I'm down for the fantasy football
i'm in for fantasy football
jesus christ, so apparently sarah is not fucking around about this whole wedding thing. she just emailed me and has already got prices and dates for three churches, and we have an appt. a week from today with her old pastor from st. edward's
She had it planned 10 years ago, you are just the sucker that gave in.
See, and you thought you'd get engage and have a couple more years of freedom. Silly bastard.
I went ahead and made a new post to devote to the great fantasy debate:http://nattysci.com/displaypost.aspx?post=123
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