i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
I was up in the Cincinnati to buy some hockey get which means one thing: Carrolton fucking Kentucky. And Carrolton means one of two things, Fatal Bus Crashes and Chicken Littles. And I wasn't driving no bus. For $5 even you can still get eight chicken littles and the pure joy of the lady behind the counter hating you because they know that some poor bastard is gonna have to wrap each one of those little bastards up.
Anyways, I want to register FastFoodRarities.com where you can post locations of fast food restaurants that carry rare fast food items. I can't think of a better use of the internet.
Posted by Phil on June 16th, around lunchtime | 778 comments
What would Jack Burton do is all I can say.Philco, I can't think of a better use for the internet myself. After you register it you should then interface it with google maps so we can plan the best route to eat all the fast food rarities on road trips. Fucking Genius.
you know a rarity, a white castle in st. matthews.
nothing 88 mph can't take care of.
No hockey tonight so I'm heading up to flanagan's for some old school trivia action.
btw, i rented Die Hard 4 last night. They had an unrated version on there that was probably much, much better than that PG-13 shit. Swear words, blood and all that good stuff.No comment on the computer stuff...
You haven't seen horror like when my mom walked in there when everyone moved me up to Cincy and ordered 40 chicken littles for everyone.Wes, nice use of the Big Trouble in Little China reference.
Tiger is trying to lose for anybody that likes golf. Mmmm chicken littles.
I'm just rooting for more rounds of golf. Rocco isn't looking too hot right now for being up a stroke
Btw, i'm watching the Sky Sports feed online right now:http://www.justin.tv/eminem15
Rocco up 1 on the 18th, rocco in the bunker, tiger in the middle of the fairway
I think everyone has already handed Tiger the win here
Brock - I was wondering if anyone would get it. I love that movie.
tiger has a 50 foot putt for eagle, rocco out of the bunker way inside of tiger, 25 foot putt for birdie.
The way Tiger has played this weekend I wouldn't be surprised to see him nail the eagle putt
Someone is going to hit him in the knee with a car
maybe he can putt it all the way to the edge of the cup, and then an unstable groundskeeper than can light some dynamite, which would shake the ground uncontrollably, causing the golf ball to fall in, giving tiger the eagle
tiger! tiger! tiger! tiger!
rocco missed the putt.
comment on deadspin: "My blood pressure is high enough to kill John Daly right now... "
I'm getting a local guy on ESPN radio watching golf at famous dave's doing a commentary."They both have enough room to f up"
Tiger hits it....rocco has to make this to force another hole.
hmmmmm, i have the British doing my commentary.NOOONAN!
sinks it.
And now we move onto the San Diego Putt Putt course to settle this
What is the format now?
A duel.
Rocco off teh cart path and into the stands. Easy shot.
It really is gonna take a Volkswagen to stop Tiger...
Mediate gets a drop
Someone just yelled "Good drop!" as Rocco dropped the ballI'm not sure if they were being ironic
and I have to go catch a bus, this is bull shit. Peace out hombres.
hmmmm, the announcers just said it was a "brilliant drop, he must have been practicing that one."I have a lot to learn about this "Golf" thing
oh man, tiger could have used some Dynamite on that one.
Guys, Phil and I could have used some help at trivia last night. The dynamic duo of Phil and Joe as the terroristic fist jabbers did not do us proud. i was kind of disappointed.
I'd love to make it to trivia some time, just don't see it happening.
How about a Thirsty Thursday at the Bat's game one of the next 3 weeks, Wes? Anyone interested this Thursday? Next Thursday? July 3rd?
I'm hoping to make July 3rd. Can't this thursday as Abby flies to Dallas.
hey joe, instead of coming back into work and doing all the support I shut Wicks down. I am a responsible adult.
and support is done! big win!
i'll be a thirsty thursday this week, a bunch of folks from work are going, if anyone else is going i'll be there
I'm planning to go, haven't talked to Chris about it yet.Strong work Phil. That is something to be proud of. Was it noon when support had to be done? Jerome owes you.Any more phone calls or hang ups?
Douglas, you think we can be drunk by 6:30 tomorrow for our game?
I'm phone call free. That was one painful ass phone call to deal with last night.
test
joe, wish i could, but i've got to pick up kaelyn after work before the game, so I won't have time
I just bought FastFoodRarities.com
I plan on going on Thursday pending anything work related that comes up
UL-UK trivia tuesday about up on the rick bozich and jody demling show. Questions will follow shortly
i'm on pins and needles in anticipation
all questions basketballUL questions1) what is UL's longest winning streak?2) who are th 2 schools to have 10+ victories over UL at Freedom Hall?3) Who is the last player to lead UL in scoring in 2 consecutive seasons?4) which school has eliminated UL from the NCAA tournament the most?5) Who is the last team to eliminate UL from the postseason NIT?UK1) what is UL's longest winning streak?2) who ended UKs 129 game home winning streak that ended in 1955?3) Who holds the school record for single season 3 point field goal makes?4) What SEC school has UK beaten the most?5) When UK went to 3 consecutive final fours in 1996-1998, where were they located?
3) Tony Delk?
wrong
UK - 5) San Antonio
is the #1 question for UK, what is UK's longest winning streak, instead of UL?
Sorry, UL #3 is 3 consecutive seasons.San Antonio might be right, I know the meadowlands in east rutherford Jersey was one.
yep, UK, sorry i can't type
san antonio was '98, NJ was '96, i wanna say new orleans for '97, but i have no idea if that's right.3) travis ford
4) has to be TN or Vandy
1) 18 games in 19802) I'm gonna go with Cinci and Memphis.3) Darrel Griffith?4) North Carolina?5) The Gamecocks
Travis ford is correctTennessee is correctCinci and Memphis correctGamecocks correct
'97 was Indy for UK in the final four
I could have sworn UNC has knocked Louisville out at least 3 times. Who'd be higher?
it is UCLA
Firefox 3 download:http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefo.../?p=downloaddayThey are getting HAMMERED right now
UL questions1) what is UL's longest winning streak? 282) who are th 2 schools to have 10+ victories over UL at Freedom Hall? Cincy and Memphis3) Who is the last player to lead UL in scoring in 3 consecutive seasons? Wheat4) which school has eliminated UL from the NCAA tournament the most? UCLA5) Who is the last team to eliminate UL from the postseason NIT? USC GamecocksUK1) what is UK's longest winning streak? 322) who ended UKs 129 game home winning streak that ended in 1955? Georgia Tech3) Who holds the school record for single season 3 point field goal makes? Travis Ford4) What SEC school has UK beaten the most? Tennessee5) When UK went to 3 consecutive final fours in 1996-1998, where were they located? Didn't remember
PRP's Zach Cox named Mr. Baseball.
Would have been drafted a lot higher but the retard said I won't sign for anything under a shit ton of money so nobody wanted to waste there time drafting him.
would you expect anything less from a PRP kid who played under their arrogant ass coach for years?
Who won the state championship?
PRP
Is trivia still at Wick's on Tuesdays?
Yep
Anybody attending?
I am a maybe. Phil, Brent, Brody and Dom are usuals.
7:00 right?
7:00
Man the Celtics just beat down the Lakers for banner # 17. The 39 point win was the largest margin of victory for any game clinching victory in the NBA Finals.Rondo played a great game ending up with 21 points, 8 assists, 7 rebounds and 6 steals. Phil Jackson stated Rondo was the difference in this game.Also worth noting, I have never seen Kobe Bryant so confused on the baketball court. He knew he couldn't get to the rim so he settled for jump shots, the Celtic D really clamped down tonight.
last night put to rest any comparisons between kobe and MJ. MJ never would've in his life let himself or his team get embarassed like that in the Finals, nor would he ever allow the other team to shut him down like they have been doing kobe the whole series
It was as embarrassing of a beat down as your softball team is going to get tonight
Have any former UofL players won an NBA championship? What are the names of all the former UK players that have won an NBA championship? I saw a site where it said 14 but did not list the names.
tayshaunrondoWas Nazr on the spurs when they won any of theirs?UL has nobody recent: Might have to go back a while to find that. I think UL only has 1 current player in the league, Garcia.For the record, UNC is going to dominate next year.
yeah Nazr has a ring with the spurs and Walker got one with the heat.
I think the biggest embarassment for Kobe was the fact they lost a game when they had a 24 point lead. Jordan wasn't going to lose a game when he had a 2 point lead. Also Jordan rised to the occassion, Kobe settled for jumpers. No comparison.
there is a good Kobe rape joke somewhere in the rising to the occassion comment.
The best Kobe rape joke I heard was talking about his performance in the Finals and not being able to score on the Celts D. It was something to the effect of not saying he raped the girl, but he is certain that was the first time he scored when someone played a little D.
joe, i can't even get amped up enough to trash talk over shitty co-ed softball. i'm still in amazement that you got a cell phone. I'm gonna' go out on a limb and guess that it wasn't your idea though
i can officially die, i've seen joe sent a text
I'll believe it when I see it.
I'm not amped up, I'm bored. Are we going to trash talk on the field? I think we should. Are you all any good? We are 0-4. we scored 1 run over our last 2 games and we are struggling to get 5 females there tonight.
Joe is that an electronic leash?I know you made a comment about a horse for 4th of July. Great idea until it starts shitting everywhere.
the thing is, through my eyes, we're atrocious, we're really not that good, but the teams we've played so far have been worse. as a team we might've hit 2 balls to the outfield last week, legitimately anyway, but we won 17-6. everybody at work is all excited about how good we are this year, and yeah we're winning games, but i just don't see it, i guess the league is just that bad
so i am expecting a loss tonight.Her cell phone was getting more phone calls for me then her.I made the comment once that I was at the point that if someone drags me to the store and does all the work for me I would get one. I stood by my word.The happiest people that I have a cell phone are Chris and Cuban so they quit getting calls from my mom wondering where I am.
i saw the phone the other day. it's nice:http://www.wherify.com/wherifone/ki....html?page=kids
spot on Phil.
like wes said, an electronic leash
anchorman part deux:http://movies.msn.com/movies/hitlis...7-08_2?GT1=7701
Oh that reminds me, there will be a Fast and the Furious 4, staring Paul Walker and Vin Diesel.
no way that movie doesn't bomb
I bet it does better than expected.
bet it won't be as good as police academy 4
What is as good as police academy 4? I'm still pissed it got snubbed by the oscars.
Joe- in honor of your new gadgethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg_35geEryM
Jay, that was fucking awesome. Joanna almost pissed herself when she heard that.
well done
so we can expect to see Douglas and Adrian at the game tomorrow for beer? What is everybody elses excuse? For the record Douglas won tonight. I pulled the play of the game with a strike out without swinging once. Took 3 pitches in a row for a K. I still wouldn't swing at any of those pitches. Both called strikes were well inside and the last one hit the plate. Douglas did one thing i didn't manage to do which was swing and miss. It was all around embarrassing I would say for both of us. Playing with bitches sucks, fuck batting opposite handed.
guys, i think i might miss the game tomorrow I think i am going to surprise laura with a bottle of wine and watch "PS I Love You." I here it is a good one.
Oooo...Burn!
Was the sci down this morning?I just found out I am getting even more responsibility at work with no reward at all. Best meeting with management ever.
I will be at the game today.
Adrian, way to not be a pussy. Chris and I will catch up with you at some point.
joe, not sure if you were serious about p.s. i love you or not, it sounded pretty gay, but i did see it, sarah bawled, and thought i was a heartless bastard b/c I didn't cry at all. you'd think she'd realize by now that i am a heartless bastard
and i did swing and miss quite beautifully i might add, but at least i hit the ball out of the infield on a fly a few times, overall my best hitting performance so far. i also pulled my groin, and it hurts like a bitch. i've been limping around all day, i need to look into workman's comp. i think you've officially entered old man status when you pull a groin playing coed softball
i was just trying to pick on you at short stop. It is a mean one handed swing when i decide to swing.
especially with a ruptured tendon and a jammed finger. We've got to be the worst ringers for a coed softball team ever right now
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My excuse is Abby is in Dallas, TX and I have AJ.
I have seen a new record high blood alcohol level in a living person who was actually fairly coherent...460!!! He only had 4 double deuces too. To put this in perspective, the previous record was 350, and someone who I won't mention was 250, and legally drunk is 80. This dude ended up losing his leg after he got hit by a car. Moral of the story...don't get piss ass drunk and fall into an oncoming car.
Seriously, I know that isn't a great excuse, I know I should pack AJ along and put a little beer in his milk bottle or let him down a beer with dinner and all but we might get some wierd stares.
You could bring AJ to his first baseball game.
Yeah, we can use the boy to pick up chick...oh wait.
I just set b-mac an email and i got an auto reply saying i will be back Monday July 23rd. You think he meant June? This kid is priceless.
god certainly blessed him, with what i'm not sure, but he is blessed
Another great Balls Deep article (the guy who did the graduation speech) on Tiger and Obama:http://deadspin.com/5017951/tiger-w...through-history
Dude, I saw someone come in with BAC of 550 the other day. He told me its nothing to drink 3-5 fifths of vodka/day.
Brent, that guy is lying his a$$ off
heading to captain's quarters, and then to thirsty thursday, so i'll see whoever's gonna be up there, up there
I'll give you a call when we get there.
Anyone not able to go to thirsty thursday and wants to play softball, we are looking for people to be there around 6:30 or so...
There is no "legal limilt" for alcohol intoxication. 0.080 is the per se or presumptive limit for alcohol intoxication.
prince fielders inside the park homer:http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/inde...mp;mode=gameday
er, click on WRAP
Adrian, you picked a good time to leave the game last night
Anybody doing anything tonight? I know Douglas mentioned he would like to do something for a little bit
how was the game, it's hard to leave captain's quarters when you have an open tab. I think the final damage was around 750-800 bucks for like 12 of us
The game was good until the rain
this place is dead
yeah, everybody sucks
I know. On the way home we were pelted with hail.
It hailed? That sucks. I was soaked on half my body. Where we were standing the wind was blowing the rain straight into the covered area. Didn't work too well
it's raining sideways!
these bitches are crazy:http://www.wave3.com/global/story.asp?s=8529568
I just had to explain stopping short in the car to a 26 year old guy. I was embarassed for him.
10 best current athletes per wall street journal:http://online.wsj.com/public/resour...GREATEST08.html
I was out cycling yesterday when the storms hit...not fun.
I haven't done shit in a long time. My uncle is trying to get me to ride with him at 7:30 tomorrow. That is early.
uncle larry?
Nope, other side of the family. I haven't responded because I will probably be hung over or still drunk at 7:30 in the morning.
Hey Worm, Rick Bozich and Jody Demling are talking about the glory days of Jermaine Brown. Isn't he a Fairdale Mr. Basketball?
Phil, we going to angels rock bar tonight?
first a phone and now fourth street? what's happened to you joe?
Stop gayin' up the site.
Its cloudy and gloomy, I'm playing with radioactivity, and I'll probably be at work until 10, what a waste for the longest day of the year.Is tomorrow the 2nd longest day of the year or was that yesterday? Or are they of equal length?
the angels rock bar is a joke. If anybody rocked out with us last weekend they would have known.
I could go for some drunk white castle again this weekend
My Mac is having an identity crisis. It thinks it's a PC and keeps "encourring a problem and has to shut down your application". Jerks. And so much for having autorecover set for every 10 minutes.
Top ten "very special" sitcom episodes.http://tv.ign.com/articles/883/883004p1.html(With "I'm so excited...I'm so...scared!" video goodness)
Yes Jermaine was.
i'm expecting an awesome drunk dial tonight
Anybody read the last line about the crazy prego girls? One of the fathers is identified as a 24-year-old homeless man.I guess that's one way you can experiment with a homeless guy.
Some good road cycling advice from the NYT:http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/19/f...fad&ei=5070
Fastfoodrarities.comThe Carolton KFC is actually doubly awesome... it has Chicken Littles and a KFC Buffet. You really appreciate the KFC buffet when you move out of Louisville.
I'm a NERD!!!Science rules. Better go initiate this timepoint at 1AM on Friday night!Jack Daniels better inspire some good experimental technique.
god damn first alert storm team taking away the HD broadcast. I don't care that's raining in fucking Lawrence County, Indiana. Hell, I'm pretty sure people that live in Lawrence County don't even care about their own existence.
The Reds are owning the Yankees.
I found a new place to drink in Frankfort. And I did.
Awesome Big Jay. I am excited because I have a 4 day work week coming up, and then I am on vacation 6/27-7/6 going back to work on the 7th.
That's awesome. I feel great!
Joe - did you text my phone asking for help with your car being stuck somewhere. I got some random message from a number I don't know. I called back and the dude couldn't hear shit and said it was Joe??????
krogers has the 32oz gatorades for $.69. Time to stock up!
all i'm gonna' say is, you have not lived life to the fullest until you've been to the calvert city drive-in. it is a spectacle of which there is no comparison. i've been to europe, i've been to vegas, and a few places in between, and none of them can hold a candle to a summertime trip to the calvert drive in. and oh yes, there's a website:http://www.calvertdrivein.com/I highly recommend the photo tour, although it does not do it enough justice. The pictures show too many people with sleeves on their shirts and not nearly the right amount of pick-ups, beer bellies, hot ass chicks (cough) and general rednecky things
Is the Kenwood Drive-In still operating?
Kenwood is still open and not too long ago the double feature was iron man and indiana jones.Worm no I didn't text or call you.Anybody ever have any problems with cell phones and the people that had the number before you? I have gotten a few calls and texts for the previous owner of the number. One call was some girl in NC looking for meredith and a text was for a "miss sassypants." This meredith chick seems interesting.
Anyone else been hearing about the reopening of the thunderdome?
Wednesday at the bats 12:05 gameBusiness persons day promoting hooky. dollar hot dogs and 5 dollar reserved field level seats.
I used to get some crazy phone calls when I first got my phone, mostly from the same number. Here's how one conversation went down:Me: Hello?Crazy wrong number chick: Huh? Where's Tara?Me: Uh, I think you have a wrong numberCrazy wrong number chick: No I don't. This is Tara's number. Where's Tara?Me: Uh, not here.Crazy wrong number chick: Well where she at?Me: This isn't tara's number.Crazy wrong number chick: You sure she ain't there?Me: Yeah, this is my phoneCrazy wrong number chick: For real?Me: For real
Adrian has the best crazy wrong number girl story. Adrian had a conversation with a girl who thought he was somebody else for about 5 minutes before he finally told her it wasn't him and she had the wrong number. She thought it was funny so she actually started calling him to try to talk to him.One of the voicemails he let me listen to, it was her saying "Hey I haven't talked to you lately, just wanted to say hello. Call me back".Crazy indeed.
is that the chick from maine?
I had the chick from Maine.This site fucking sucks. I'm moving it later this week to a new machine.
Does anybody want to go whitewater rafting?
Is it a wrong number story when you use someone elses phone to call someone named Fat Boy at 1AM screaming vulgarities and denegrating their weight on their parents answering machine?Whitewater rafting is awesome. Went last year with my brothers to West Virginia and had some crazy guide from Shelbyville KY try to flip the boat in every rapid.
Rivers Whitewater was the company. They have a bar in their campground. Best campsite ever.
There was also that time at Trumans when we kept getting phone calls for a girl named Michelle.
I've been getting phone calls from Westgate Resort all freaking morning. What the hell?
i still get calls on my house phone, which i've had for over 2 years now, from collectors and shit looking for Lauren West
video at the bottom shows an awesome catch by the ballgirl at AAA game http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...inal/index.html
Barry is that catch real? I saw it on Break.com this morning and wasn't convinced that it was.
yeah i know it looks kinda sketchy, so to answer your query directly, i dunno. we used to scale the wrestling room walls like that in high school (though i was never very good at it), so its not that difficult to do. Timing it properly to catch a ball is a different story. if its bs, si will likely clarify this week as they seem to be pretty good at that.
i'm pretty sure that catch was part of the powerade ads that they did. My favorite was the runner one: http://youtube.com/watch?v=lh5XrXMwB2UThe surfer one is cool too: http://youtube.com/watch?v=LRPbWBd_...feature=related
Never mind, looks like they were made for Gatorade this year. If you check the comments someone even points out that Gatorade (er, Element 79) even used the same director:http://adage.com/garfield/post?article_id=127616
my apologies, I'm a boob. i'm embarrassed as an aspiring scientist to be so gullible. in hindsight its obvious, but i have been sleep deprived for some time now.
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/g...?urn=golf,89355I thought this was comical
This cracks me up.http://my.break.com/Content/view.as...ontentID=525767
Yucko the Clown - some other funny stuff.http://my.break.com/Content/view.as...ontentID=525744
Okay, you have to take out some of the racist shit, but Yucko was pretty entertaining. Also, watch it till the very end and you see somebody has Yucko for a loss of words.
Thirsty Thursday this Thursday, anyone going?
Deadspin had a new post about the cooler cart thingy. Looks the Cardinals have one in their bullpen:http://www.stltoday.com/blogzone/pi...oler-on-wheels/
I've Big Jay and Marc can't play at New Years, I would settle for this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur8AwQHusZw
i mean "If Big Jay..." Jesus I'm exhausted
Pirates suck ... I'm talking REAL coddamn pirates with guns and hoods and no homes. Not those Johnny Depp-looking flamers. This news really tainted my vacation last week. My poor cousin ...http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2008/06...37901212611575/
Jerome is your cousin on the boat or you just messing around?
Unfortunately, I'm for real
That's terrible. Maybe the US will send in some SEALS and take care of the situation.
Big Jay - X-men via frogs?http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25346676/?GT1=43001
Jerome-That sucks.Wes- SNIKT!
I have my mock trial tomorrow. I'm going to get my ass kicked.
Thanks, Jay. Have fun with your ass kicking ... I'm a big believer in sending good thoughts/prayers and you NastySci folks are pretty potent for one or two of those so thanks in advance.On a completely different angle, I'm watching "I Survived a Japanese Game Show" right now. Asian people making Americans do crazy embarrassing stunts, laughing at them as they screw up, and being able to talk about them right in front of their faces because they don't understand Japanese ...BEST_SHOW_EVER
Thanks!
Jerome-just turned that show on. The only way to get any better is if at some point they put the people on Ninja Warrior. That would be legendary!
Big Jay - just think about how many virgins await you in heaven because you are putting away non-believers in jail. By my count, you'll be virgin # 101. Just messing you with buddy. Good luck tomorrow.
Anybody have their home phone through Insight? I'm thinking about switching from AT&T to Insight and do the triple play thing: phone, cable and internet. Anybody have any problems with it if you do:installation, dropped calls, etc? Also, anybody having trouble with their cable box freezing or the DVR not working? My DVR is recording but I can't rewind live TV or watch any of my recorded shows.
I've got phone through Insight. I didn't notice any difference in service from Bell South. They use the same phone lines and everything. The only problem we had was a weird issue where people were seeing our number pop up on their caller ID. But even with that, the Insight people had to bring in Bell South to help because it was being caused by their equipment.
haven't had any problems with insight phone at all
Whoa, what the hell? George Carlin died on Sunday?!?! Crappy ...http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080624..._nm/carlin_dc_1
Kentucky makes #1 google search this hour... but for baaaad reasons:http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/25/u...uckycnd.html?hp
Joe - I have the triple play service through Insight. AT&T is raping people for service price wise. I was much happier when I switched, and have had no problems.
And there is a 6th person dead.
Thanks for your input, i just switched over to Insight phone.
Joe are you off today?
Nope, I was productive on my break taking care of business.
Joe - think we can get one of these for July 4th?
link would be nice.http://my.break.com/Content/view.as...ontentID=526271
You think if we order a slingshot online it would be here by next week?Yes, the 4th is still on at my place. Usual business with food. Any entertainment feel free to bring. I will make my trip to Indiana for explosives probably this weekend, anybody else can feel free to bring some. Slip and slide wiffleball is still on. Might have a 2nd slip and slide from a neighbor.
Well, it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. My supervisor just hammered me for over a half-hour. Then we had the mock trial. WOOOAAAAHHHH!
Anyone seen Phil today?
nope
Yeah so AJ and I had our first meaningful talk today, as I was driving to daycare I found Chris Rock's "There's no sex in the champagne room" on the radio.I hope he understood it all.
So I have been pulled from the seriously disabled team at work and they are making me move cubicles. I am losing my window seat. This is bullshit
Joe don't take it personally, you know you were on the disabled team because you were a lefty. Just like in baseball when you come in for certain situations.
The Cup Cake Challengehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QPWw5Mal8M
that was disappointing
so apparently mini me has a sex tape:http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/25/mini-...vert-your-eyes/
Douglas, did you all win last night? We lost 9-8 in 9 innings. After the 7th inning it turns into a one pitch league. We walked in the winning run.
NBA draft tonight, a battle of the long and athletic with tremondous upside potential
I love NBA Draft night, it should be a freaking holiday. Where else can you see Stephen A. Smith hating on owners and players (other than the playoffs), people hating on Stephen A. Smith (hecklers in the crowd, I can't wait for some more cheetos) and Billionaires in the sporting world make bad decisions.
I am so stoked I had to take tomorrow off.
Philco, your favorite musician committed to UK.“I camped at Kentucky a couple of weeks ago and then I went to Vanderbilt. I received offers from both of the programs and after thinking it over I knew Kentucky was the choice for me,” Brian Adams said by phone on Wednesday night. “Coach Phillips was the first coach to come and see me and that meant a lot when it came time to make my decision.”While Adams may share the name of an 80’s pop musician, his way of cutting like a knife is to tear up defenses by using his physical size and speed.“I’m 6-foot-4, 211-pounds and have been timed at camps at 4.4 & 4.5 in the forty.”Adams is a high school quarterback for South Forsyth High School in Cumming, Georgia who will see a major change this season.“We’ve been a Wing-T offense so I’ve been more of a running quarterback and not a passer. We now have a new coach who is putting in the spread offense and while I may be the quarterback we’ve got a really good young player who may take the position allowing me to move.”Adams said his offer was a total surprise and he’ll always remember how it happened.“When I was at camp Coach Brooks went over to my dad and started talking with him. Coach Brooks told my dad that he was going to offer me and that made me and my dad very happy.”Having visited during a Junior Day, Adams said Kentucky has everything he ever wanted in a college program.“My dream has been to play in the SEC and two programs gave me that chance. Kentucky had everything I wanted as their coaches are great and the facilities are second to none. Kentucky just feels like home to me and that was very important when it came time give my commitment. I can’t wait until I’m able to put that Blue and White jersey on.”We’ll continue to check in with Brian as he enters his senior season and makes more trips to Lexington.
joe, i don't know about softball last night, I didn't play b/c I'm still feeling the lingering effects of the pulled groin, and I didn't want to fuck it up again before it even healed
You pussy. Tape it up and walk it off.
which is probably better medical advice than what your brother gave you when you pulled your hammy. Rub some dirt on it Sally.
I haven't missed a game with a ruptured tendon on one hand and a jammed finger on the other. What did I do...I taped it up and went on. Seriously man what are you actually going to use your groin for anyways? You have no future or career to worry about. This is the end of your career. You will never be healthy ever again and the effects will linger on forever. Nut up and play through it. It isn't going to get better.
yeah but you did miss out when you pinched a nerve and couldn't walk...(in my best Ken Titus voice) Quit bein a Wussy!
"Who better to do this than Detwiler?" Fresno State coach Mike Batesole asked. "That's a kid who has been playing for us for the last two months with one thumb. And I mean one thumb. The other one hangs down to his wrist when he wants it to. He's just made of heart -- it's about all he has in him."Little did it seem to matter. Detwiler went 8-for-13 in the three-game championship with nine RBIs as he battered Georgia's supposedly crack pitching staff."It hurts more than you can explain when I swing," Detwiler said. "It just tears out more. It would kind of pop out every now and then, and I would just put it back in. But the ball looked big when I saw it tonight." http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news...tory?id=3461096
Joe - maybe you should have done something similar on Senior Day.http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/...283692?MSNHPHMA
Hey is anybody off next week?
Barry, I was the opening day starting pitcher when I had the pinched nerve. Picked up a W against Eastern and had 2 hits even though I missed all of the off season. Never missed a game to injury.
I'm going to join in on the Douglas heckling:We had a guy play softball with a broken ankle in a cast (pitched and hit). Its softball man... now, if it was bowling or something, I could understand. But unless you are decapitated, you can play softball... and even then, you could still play catcher.
Chris played college ball with cancer
Winner!
You guys need to leave Douglas alone. In fact, it'd be a great show of solidarity if everyone goes home tonight, put on an episode of "Girls Next Door" on E! and pulls their groins.
You know I will!
okay, since i haven't been on all afternoon and i've missed all the fun at my expense, allow me to just quickly respond. First of all, Joe, if I need to tell you what I need my groin for, then you're not using yours enough. Second, it is just softball, and I could've played, but I really don't give that much of a fuck about our co-ed softball team, so it isn't worth it. If it was a game of natty sci flag football, or the college world series, or watching 'girls next door' on e!, then i would've manned up and went balls out, until i pulled those too.
Nice one Douglas. And I agree, coed sports (sex withstanding) aren't really sports so no need to strain anything further. Only thing worse than coed leagues are women sports.
The point being that the Coed softball game is the only thing you have to worry about. You aren't playing flag football, in the College World Series, or anything worth holding back for. Thats where your defense falls apart and where a life as the "way too intense softball player guy" begins.I suggest wearing stirrups, putting stripes under you eyes, and running over a female player in your next game, much like the Douglas who proceeded you so many years ago would do.
My mission for every softball game is to end up bleeding. There's always a reason to dive for a ball in a softball game, especially when you get a shitty break on everything like I do.Btw, we have girls on our team that wear these suckers:http://www.softball.com/Softball-Ac...443|0/index.pro
who the fuck is Jason Thompson?
Jessie also said "Who the fuck is Jason Thompson?"
I just saw a Discovery Channel promo featuring the Metallica song "Hit the Lights." I was kind of impressed. Just like the Guitar Hero DS commercial that used Nirvana's "Breed." It's nice to see some more obscure songs get some play.
Follow up to the Top Ten "Very Special Episodes" from last weekhttp://tv.ign.com/articles/884/884663p1.html
I watched Jason Thompson once or twice on TV this year, he played for Rider, if I recall that correctly. He definitely carried the rider team, but the game I saw didn't have much competition.I think I was more surprised when the IUPUI guy got drafted.I was disappointed by the draft, the NBA must realize that Stephen A. is an assclown and made him interview draftees to limit his hatin'.
I went to the dentist this week and saw this magazine in the waiting room:http://www.gardenandgun.com/I'm their next new subscriber.
I saw that last weekend, it was actually a really good read.
So chick at works husband comes home and says I'm tired of your nagging, pack up your dogs and your car payment and get out. So she does and they are back together the next day and going to florida together next week. Awesome. He is trying to fix some things, he isn't going to tell her to shutup anymore, it is now be quiet.
Anybody doing anything tonight or saving up for next weekends awesomeness?
Stefan Fatsis wrote a book that I've had on preorder from Amazon for almost a year about his life as an NFL Kicker for a summer (ala Paper Lion). The WSJ has a sample chapter today:http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121...html?mod=sports
I might be up for doing something after work. I'm still in drunk timeout so nothing too late.
still, how long has it been?
new work food challenge, get an entire heitzmans sticky bun in your mouth at one time and eat it with no drinking. I got the entire thing in my mouth and ran out of saliva to chew and swallow and then someone made me laugh and I swallowed some of it hole. Choking ensued and I regurgitated a little in my mouth but that helped me get the rest down. In the end, i kicked its ass without losing any of it.
I heard "the Power of Love" by Huey Lewis on the radio this morning, so now I find it necessary to watch Back to the Future tonight.
jen, that reminds me of this article that I read the other day.Retards love Huey Lewis:http://www.sfweekly.com/2005-08-03/...pecial-concert/
Holy crap that's funny. kinda long, but funny. "Good gosh a'mighty, retarded people love them some Huey Lewis."
from rick bozich's blog:World's Greatest Athlete is WHO????? The Wall Street Journal just delivered one of those Dog Days of Summer sports polls.This one tried to name the Top 10 athletes in the world. You can read it by clicking here.This is the predictable list that they came up with:10. Alex Rodriguez, baseball9. Ronaldo, soccer8. Jeremy Wariner, track7. Liu Xiag, track6. Sidney Crosby, hockey5. Roger Federer, tennis4. LaDainian Tomlinson, football3. Floyd Mayweather, boxing2. LeBron James, basketball1. Roman Sebrle, track.Here is what I came up with10. Justin Upton, baseball9, Grady Sizemore, baseball8. Chipper Jones, baseball7. Chase Utley, baseball6. Josh Hamilton, baseball5. Alex Rodriguez, baseball4. Brandon Webb, baseball3. Albert Pujols, baseball2. Joe Mauer, baseball1. Ichiro Suzuki, baseballDon't even try to say that I'm biased. I didn't name a single White Sox player.
joe, you own the 7th greatest athlete in the world!
he's my bitch
Roman Sebrle got hit in the shoulder with a javelin last year. He ripped it out himself right there on the track.
WE are trying to come up with a top 5 list of deaths. we have nominations so far of:post coital stroke out or asthma attack or so ondeath in a giant pit of marshmallowand eaten by a grizzly bearWe have eaten by a grizzly bear while having sex covered in marshmallow too.
death by snu-snu!
dynamite drop in monty
i have the new Futurama movie, joe. It's not as good as Bender's Big Score, but a solid way to waste an hour and a half none-the-less.
joe you care to comment on this guy?http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/bi...r?urn=mlb,90675
don't have kids
I hurt my arm in college sleeping on it wrong on the bus in college coming home from a road trip
I didn't pull my groin on the bus
there weren't any girls to help you pull your groin on the bus either
way cooler if there was
What did you have in mind after work Phil?
Abby and I started our vacation today so I could be up for something later.Also, we just got back from the Louisville Slugger Museum, that's a cool ass place.
looking like molly's at 5:30ish
Burket - Abby and I are going to Jeff Ruby's tomorrow night, any recommendations?
yeah, tell your name is O.J. and see if he kicks you out
Douchebag Voicemail:http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/dimitri.mp3I like his style
That guy is AWESOME! To be honest, there have been a couple times when a girl has given me her number, and never returned my phone calls. Maybe she was raped as a child, has some psycological issues, or one of her parents had cancer. I don't know.
Abby and I had an awesome time out last night fellas.
Philco I am listening to the Dimitri voice messages and I concur, I like his style.
I think I may have told cute waitress Jenn at molly's that she intimidates me because she is an elegant lady.
Philco I think you need to try some of Randy's tactics.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAP7...mp;feature=user
i just spit up laughing at the douchebag voicemail
anyone want to ride today? I'm going to cut the grass, and if the weather holds up, I plna on heading out.
Gilbert Gottfried on Hollywood Squareshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozEIsWWngJo
phil, the deadspin roast was priceless
Friday, 8th annual BUSM.Everybody going to be there? As of now it sounds like we will provide wings, burgers, dogs, and queso I guess. Everything else is up for grabs: deserts, booze, side dishes, chips, buns more meat and so on. Anybody bringing explosives? I plan to grab some explosives this week. Slip and slide wiffle ball will be there with the kiddie pool. Anybody want to bring cornhole boards? Thursday, dollar beer at the bats. Nobody has to work on Friday except maybe Chris so be there.
Phil, with hockey every other monday you still doing monday trivia tonight?
No hockey tonight so I'll be at Flanagans.
Might roll up there later.
what time are the festivities beginning on friday? i'll be there for sure...
I plan on being there, but I don't know what time I'll be leaving the lake that morning.
times like this I really do miss living back home
too bad bmac won't be around this year to inappropriately play with children in the kiddie pool
you really don't know what you've got 'til it's gone, we'll never find a replacement for that one
David is like 18 now, isn't he Joe? Maybe he can fill that role, Douglas.
http://www.alleyinsider.com/2008/6/...city-in-the-u-s-I think you guys may have helped louisville become #1!!
David just finished orientation at UK and is 18. He is a college kid now. Michael, Greg's oldest, is a licensed driver. Trinity might be right behind him turning 16 or is 16. Friday could be fun. Parade is at 10:00. the festivities can start whenever. Nobody has to work saturday hopefully so we can roll long into the morning.
New food challenge: 12 cream filled long john donuts in an hour.that is a donut every 5 minutes for an hour. Possible?
I totally think it's possible. Possible without nausea? not likely. Hello, type II diabetes...
yes, it is easily, hell last week i had like 8 doughnuts before i drove to calvert city, and it was those cream ones, and i could've had more
Michelle and I are planning to drive up Thursday night, so if anyone wants to pre-game a little on July 3 (I always plan on it but usually pass out after the drive), we'll have our phones.I'll bring the Trinity cornhole boards and taco dip for sure. Michelle might whip up something, but you'll have to ask her nicely.
huh, apparently most of bardstown rd just lost power. we had a flicker as our building switched to a new power grid or generator power. Weird.
Fuck Yeah! Louisville is fucking awesome!
Somebody go drink with Phil NOW. Buy him beer, shots ... ANYTHING! He needs it -- TRUST ME.
Um...is everything ok, Jerome? That's sounds very foreboding...
Yeah, is everything okay?
I will be the proud owner of two itallian greyhounds next week.
Wes, do you want to join a class action lawsuit against the online Risk guy for failing to fix his website and denying me my ridiculous addiction for months?
dude that site has been fucked up for months, I don't even check it anylonger.But yeah, i'll join in on that. Adrian - send me that email ass.
Work tonight...was interesting.
Care to extrapolate?
Elaborate.If he extrapolated, he would tell us stuff beyond what actually happened, so it wouldn't be very useful if we don't know what the original story was.
shit you are correct, i am an idiot.
No, I'm a dweeb.
Actually, if Phil is telling the story, he most likely will extrapolate.Dude, the wall was like 4 feet high!Dude, the wall was like 5 feet high!etc.
He's adding flair.
::Extrapolation::Dude, I'm totally going to ask out that waitress.
Griff just owned the smelly Pirates.Yay Reds!
no, just an epic failure of computer hardware. Someone inexplicably used an eval copy of Windows 2008 on a mission critical piece of software, and it was up to Jerome and I to replace this entire server by midnight tonight or otherwise the server would time bomb. Normally that wouldn't be a big deal, but the configuration of this server and the documentation on how to rebuild it was suspect at best, not to mention the tools Microsoft provided ended up corrupting some of the security configuration. So we ended up having to do an elaborate reconfiguration of our main piece of software live AND got to learn all about the intricacies of the Windows TCP/IP stack.Good times.And then I went and flirted with the new waitress at Flanagans. She looks like Parker Posey.
Philco - is she that the one that served us drinks inside on Friday?
No, I've talked to that girl twice now which means she won't talk to me anymore. This girl just started. Not nearly as cute as the one from Friday
She was not the best at her job yet, she carded all of us.For the record, trivia was a train wreck. Never good when the trivia team is trivia Laura, Hockey Laura and me.
moving cubicles sucks
This day in History: 1979 - Sony introduced the Walkman.
She did bring the best ham & cheese ever out.But, for the record, I think Big Jay may have called dibs on her. I think she was the younger chick with dreads from the Wicks restaurant side...
I just got an e-mail from the guy who organizes the dodgeball league. Six people per team...
No way, that isn't her.where is dodgeball at?
I'm pretty sure, Turner confirmed that she worked at Wick's too
Oh, and no info on the dodgeball league. I just got an e-mail from the "Louisville Dodgeball League Coordinator" forwarded to me trying to gauge some interest, so I thought I'd do a little gauging myself
Reenactment of last night:http://thewebsiteisdown.com/
I'm answering: Cuban, Douglas, Chris and I are interested but Douglas, Chris and Cuban are depending on the nights we play.
I know a couple of guys from Caesar's marketing dept. who play on the Louisville Dodgeball League. There's also an adult kickball league that plays over by the Zorn Watertower. Cant remember the name of the park... Turner's field maybe?
Turners is right there next to king fish by the water tower. We would be better at dodgeball then kickball.
There is no reason we should not dominate in a kickball and dodgeball league. Kickball is coed, but with Cheryl, Joanna & sister and Cheryl's friends from planet Amazonia we should be fucking stacked.Btw, because of thirsty thursday we are struggling to field a team for thursday. Right now we are trying to get me, my coworker Sabo and 8 members of the 2008 Manual Fastpitch Softball team
my new dogs... Get them July 9th ... being shipped from Nebraskascroll to IG385 and IG386 (Dobby and Lily)http://www.dierkings.com/IGPuppies.html
Nice looking dogs Adrian. I'd watch them closely though Italian Greyhounds tend to break their legs easily.
those are some cool ass dogsas for dodgeball, i'd definitely be down, i would never let a pulled groin keep me off that battlefield, but joe was right, depends on the nights, although i'm sure i could make it work most any night as long as i got a schedule and can make arrangements for kaelyn if it's wed/thur. my mom and sarah are generally always there to help out, and in desperate times, i could bring her and have a cheerleader. if it's mon/tues, then it would never be a problem
dodgeball would in all likelihood be more fun than wiffleball was. i know joe and cuban remember those days
that is a toss up, wiffleball was kick ass.
My friend Mindi had 3 Italian greyhounds at one time, those guys are agile as hell.
Wait, you bought dogs on the internet?Why does that sound weird to me. I guess you can buy wives on the internet, so why not a dog.
wiffleball was bad ass, and yes you could throw the wiffleball at runners, but the intent wasn't to hurt other people. of course that isn't the intent in dodgeball either i guess, but i have a feeling that would become the underlying intent
wonder how you "ship" a dog?
Phil-I never called dibs on her. I just said she was cute, but would be even cuter if she bathed regularly.
bathing is a general turn on for me. that's why i wasn't into european chicks
Maybe she bathed that day because it was her first day on the job.
I'm reading Clay Travis' book "Men: The Book." It has some important laws in it."Being able to outdrink someone trumps athletic ability. Athleticism is God given, boozing is a learned trait.""When walking into a bar, always suck in gut and expand chest until you confirm you are not the fattest man in the bar. When confirmed, exhale.""In order to eliminate time-wasting decision-making and keep the line moving, at a barbecue, when asked if you would like a "[blank] or a [blank," always answer authoritatively, "Both. And a beer."
Brock,The breeder that jessie and i wanted to buy from happens to be in Nebraska. The dogs are champion bloodlines and show quality. We could have bought some local but we wanted dogs with documentation of the bloodline health history and of a certain quality. The breeder has been breeding IG's for 20 years.The sucky thing was we had to pay around 200 bucks for a flight for the little dogs.
dude, where the fuck is everyone?
currently I'm up in Green Bay trying out for the packers:http://f3.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sport...m7oSo_CDmKV6qPO
Any requests for explosives purchases tonight? For Friday it sounds like people should bring chips, side dishes, drinks, perhaps ice or whatever you want.We will have burgers, dogs, wings and queso.If anybody wants to join us on Saturday, Cuban and I are going out ot Laura's and swimming in the pond out there and probably grilling out again and eating any leftovers.
Anybody doing anything tonight?
not tonight, but likely tomorrow I'll be going to rack up some free drinks on my newly hired bartender friend at Bearno's in the Highlands.
is your new bartender friend named Nick by any chance?
nope, Kevin.
oh, you know what tomorrow night is at Baxter's Bearno? Trivia!
So is anyone going?
tomorrow is also thirsty thursday at the BATS game.
I didn't know Baxters Bearno's did trivia.
I know at least El Cubano and I are going to the game. I believe chris is.
I just saw that the forecast calls for rain tomorrow, but I guess thirsty thursday goes on regardless...
List of Problems Solved by MacGyverhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...ved_by_MacGyver
Ok, I have more details on the Dodgeball tournament. That's right, tournament. It is double elimination tournament on July 12th starting at 9am.It will be around $100 for a team of six. You just need matching colored shirts. It's at the Crescent Hill Baptist Church, Frankfort AvenueIt will follow official dodgeball rules:http://www.dodgeballusa.com/rules.htmlI think we need to field a Natty Sci dodgeball allstar team. I am willing to go to Dick's sporting goods and purchasing a dodgeball for purposes of fielding a dodgeball combine for the 4th.
Big Daddy Drew breaks down the 4th:http://deadspin.com/5021147/your-fo...wgasm-breakdown
I've got wrenches at home
i can dodge a wrenchmy parents got married at crescent hill church, what a way to honor their union, by throwing balls at other dudes as hard as i can
we all know i can't dodge a parked SUV so I'll stick with throwing.
Son of a fucking bitch. I hate my job. I hate summer time. I hate dumbfucks who do stupid shit to hurt themselves. I hate bad fucking shots who try to kill people and miss, only to hit and break an arm or a leg.Anyway, I won't be at the Bats game tomorrow, but I will be up for a rowdy 4th whenever I fucking get done at the hospital. Technically I need to have my pager on until 5 PM though.
weather forecast sucks for the weekend and tomorrow
Do we need a tent to protect cornhole?
Could be dangerous...who's in?http://www.fleetfeetlouisville.com/...ing-3k-run-walk
I got a weird redirect on that link, but if you are talking about the 3k then fuck yeah I'm in. Of course, I just finally saw the 800m final in the olympic qualifier so I am slightly pumped up. Where's my "Without Limits" dvd, damn it?!?
ha, someone finally posted a link to the damn video. Found it, fuckers:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT80GzYb4b4But the HD version on UniversalHD is much better. For the record, the winner got a biochemistry degree so he is Natty Sci approved.
hmmm the quality there sucks. Btw, you can add &fmt=18 to many videos and get a better quality video on Youtube. E.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT80...b4b4&fmt=18
I always love it when dudes dive at the end to cross the finish line. Never saw enough of that in cross country races.
I prefer to watch real olympic athletes...kinda hard to believe their qualifying for the USA teamhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLS-..._8kk&fmt=18
An awesome volley, even the guy can't believe it at one pointhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8IV...ated&fmt=18
That WAS pretty awesome.
I didn't watch the video but is that the 800 with the 3 white oregon dudes that qualified with the dive for the olympic standard. I was watching that last night.
Tiffany and I will be up at Flanagans for a bit tonight. It is Pint night at 7 they sell their beer of the week and the first 50 people get to keep the glasses they come in. Don't know what the beer is though. If you want a glass come well enough before 7.Also, Batman comes out next Friday. Anyone wana go see it as a group? I know that Jay, Lynnie & Cheryl, Cuban, (possibly Adrian), and Tiff and I would like to go see it. just putting it out there sooner than last minute.
Marc- I can't go tonight. Have a board meeting at 5:00, then meeting a vendor at 6:00. Sorry, they're providing free booze. But I'm glad to see I'm not the only one planning my next drink before 8:00 am.
Batman sounds awesome. Count me in.
24 hamburgers and buns24 hot dogs and bunsqueso4 lbs of chicken wings
Joe, that's the video. I just watched it again. That was a hell of a race. I enjoy the olympics.
Marc, I'll be at Flanagans tonight. We are having a shindig at O'shea's for one of my coworker's last days.
you don't need to come up with excuses to be there anymore
ha, fair enough.
David Padgett signed wiith the miami heat
I fear purchasing Civilization Revolutions for the 360. I already have no life as it is.http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/885/885918p1.htmlThat being said, I would do dirty things to Catherine of the Russians. That was one lucky horse.
Dibs on Wanye Gretzky’s daughterhttp://thebiglead.com/?p=6530
I was talking about 4th of July at work and I think they frown upon you saying i can't wait to blow shit up tomorrow while in a federal building.
So cable company came today to install cable phone. Between 8:30 and 11:30. They made the 11:30, but they are still there. Apparently I spliced the cable a few too many times and they had to rewire all kinds of shit. That is how i roll. Poor mom stuck at my house. Apparently she got bored and started cleaning. Go me.
either I am a horrible handy man or my house is old, the verdict awaits from insight.
ranking the top 25 athletic programs in the country based on basketball, baseball, and football. They break it down with bcs era and 1974-http://collegefootball.rivals.com/c...&CID=823236
Baseball player vs. Rock Star.Rock Star - 1 Baseball player - 0http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/...308196?MSNHPHMA
stop raining so I can blow shit up.So derek Jeter has herpes. Besides jessica alba, jessica biel, that miss universe chick he probably also gave it to A-Rod because they are gay. So Madonna now has herpes as does Lenny Kravitz. Rock Star -1 Baseball player - 1
Yeah I am not sure if I would get with Madonna or not. I don't think she is too clean personally.
so....is 795K worth having your dick cut off:]http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,376344,00.html
joe, you are a true patriot. nothing celebrates our country's birth as a nation quite like blowing shit up. i salute you, you great american
So what's the current status of Blowing Up St. Matthews?!The Taco Dip is ready.
I've never been to Fairdale but I stopped by Joes this morning and Im guessing that's close enough.
Was anyone else expecting Chris Hansen to show up last night?
This made me laugh: http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF15...t_for_Bobby.gifBtw, Wimbledon better not fucking be called. Fuckers
phil, scroggin can't play dodgeball next weekend, so it looks like we still need a sixth...
fuck balls. ok, i'm signing up with just 5 then. Sixth person will be whoever wants to play.And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned.
did everyone die?
I am alive.Joe - sorry about not calling you back didn't get your message till this morning and I was busy regardless.
jen, we did try our best
Just making sure... I knew that you would.
hooray! "Sub of the Day" is back at the Subway by my work.
This place is dead.
it's much harder to waste the day away when nobody's posting
here's a go-getter, some of you should try this:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,377121,00.html
Any ideas on a sixth for dodgeball?Right now we have the power house of Chris, Joe, Douglas, Cuban and myself. My buddy Matt from work has volunteered his service. Here's the rub: he doesn't have much of an arm. Here's what he brings to the table: as a nationally ranked shooter he has probably the best hand eye coordination in the South. His theory is that with a ball in his hand he should be able to stand in front and just knock the balls throw in his direction down with ease acting as almost a dodgeball shield.The jury is still out on this idea.
just knocking them down isn't going to do any good though will it. he has to catch them
Ok, I might have a sixth. Bo from work is tentative if he can run it by the old lady. He plays CF and pitcher for the Louisville Colonels and has a cannon for an arm.
Does anyone else see this as inspiration for Big Jay?
I can kiss, just not much past it. (of course, I probably shouldn't say that on the off chance a lady I've made out with sees it and disagrees)
Brent 2Bulls 0
Brent, I checked the list of names for people that got gored looking for you yesterday.
Well done, Brent.
Now this is how you make a fucking music video:http://www.vimeo.com/1223566
If some animal rights activist threatened me, I would not think twice about disemboweling them just like I do the animals. Get a job you hippies!http://news.aol.com/story/_a/animal...1633x1200260402
i hate hippies, i hope cartman kills them all
I hate Berkeley.
I just bought a pair of running shorts. They don't leave much to the imagination, but on the plus size, they leave me with an impressive looking bulge.
Is it like you are wearing nothing at all?
I wouldn't say that. It does holster my nuts pretty well.
I just found a flaw in the system at the VA that will possibly cost the VA here possibly a 1.5 million dollars in retro payments to the veterans. Should I inform management? I see them laughing at me and then panicking or laughing at me and nothing happening. Any opinions?
what do you mean? payments that are due to vets that they haven't received yet? i'd say so, when you run for mayor of st. matthews and then leader of the free world, you can run on a platform of taking care of our veterans. think long term here, besides, the government's not gonna fire you for that, cuz you could then go to the paper and expose them
when we pull our work load lists we fail to pull a certain part of the list and i discovered that and basically quite a few veterans submitted evidence to aid their claims that we neglected to pursue or review and the claims are sitting on average 638 days old in my population sample. if these guys are granted a 10% increase we would have to grant that over the 53 months we neglected it. Extend the 4 digit sample over all 100 digits and that is a big number.
you can take down big government today, go for it
I ran a better report and it is 365 cases and the oldest one is 1794 days old. That one guy if he is granted an increase he is owed at a minimum like $17,000.
holy cats. poor guys. How come they don't follow up on their claim status?
we send a claim to be rated and if new evidence comes in during that period while it is being rated we create a new claim. So the veteran is notified of the decision but it doesn't factor in the newest evidence and that just gets lost. So I don't think they realize they have a claim still open. The reports we run aren't catching these either so they sit in limbo.
Joe - I think you should screw the government and when you do it sing:The roofthe roofthe roof is on fireWe don't need no water let that motherfucker burnand then just chuckle.And speaking of shit burning, we had a customer service girl leave early on thursday and then she was a no call no chow for Monday and Tuesday. Turns out she was the woman that was found unconscious in Whitehall apartments on July 4th with her apartment on fire. That bitch is crazy.
Sorry didn't explain her well enough above, but the general consensus around work is she is on some kind of drug, probably prescription and based on how she acts I'd bet substance abuse is occuring.
i think the question comes down to whether joe's job is to get the veterans the money they deserve, or if it is to save the government money...
....or do I even have a job?
Just faxed the VA hospital to retrieve some records for a veteran. Asked for 20+ years of records becuase the veteran said he had been going there for 20+ years. Chick at the hospital responds "20+ years would be future records, be more specific." People are fucking retarded.
Hey, can anyone go to the dodgeball registration tomorrow? They moved my softball game up so now I got a conflict. It is just at 7:00pm at the Crescent Hill Baptist Church. You'll need the money, but I can get that to whoever if need behttp://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&a...808262612468168
I just saw the weirdest snack food ever. Burger King "ketchup and fries" flavored chips. Gross.
Invite this guy to next year's thunder!http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/80709045
I was watching Foxnews last night and they covered that story, then the flashed a picture of Mr. Robby Haile and the only thing I could think is "you're screwed Vaughn". Seriously, how bad would it be to be his family members and see that shit?
my favorite part of the article:"It also said he is a former coach at Waggener High School"oh to be a proud alumni...
that name, robby haile, sounds really familiar. it says he graduated from ballard, but I'd swear i went to high school w/ a guy w/ that name. hell, i may know him from ballard, too, i knew a lot of people over there. and for the record, he could never come to fourth, there's way too much temptation there, and he'd just end up having a heart attack
Batman review via TIME.http://www.time.com/time/arts/artic...00.html?cnn=yes
From USA Today:SWEETWATER, Texas — Get ready, America, T. Boone Pickens is coming to your living room.The legendary Texas oilman, corporate raider, shareholder-rights crusader, philanthropist and deep-pocketed moneyman for conservative politicians and causes, wants to drive the USA's political and economic agenda."We're paying $700 billion a year for foreign oil. It's breaking us as a nation, and I want to elevate that question to the presidential debate, to make it the No. 1 issue of the campaign this year," Pickens says.Today, Pickens will take the wraps off what he's calling the Pickens Plan for cutting the USA's demand for foreign oil by more than a third in less than a decade. To promote it, he is bankrolling what his aides say will be the biggest public policy ad campaign ever.http://www.pickensplan.com/
Speaking of Batman, coolest Viral marketing campaign EVER.http://catchupblog.typepad.com/catc...in_the_blo.html
might have a little more credibility if he didn't currently own and is currently developing more wind farms, of course that's not mentioned until halfway through his 'plan.' Wind energy replacing a third of our oil consumption is not feasible in however many years he said, no way, no how, and natural gas has isn't anything new, people are calling for more natural gas exploration as well, have been for awhile, and it's always lumped in with more drilling for oil, but the gov't has the same restrictions on natural gas as they do oil. That whole thing is nothing more than a sales pitch.
Here are the problems as I see it.1) Natural gas is so cheap because the demand isn't there for it. Once the demand is there, the price will raise. So you still have high prices, you just keep it locally. Keep in mind it really isn't bitching about the high cost, it is bitching about importing in at a high rate.2) Wind Power - that's great and all, but has anybody done any research on how things will be affected when you tap into the wind as a renewable energy source? When you start harnessing the wind power things down stream will be affected such as flowering plants, jet stream system, warmer climates in Europe during parts of the year etc...
This picture makes me chuckle.http://www.break.com/pictures/man-o...year534191.html
I recevied my dogs yesterday at the airport. They are so cool.
I figured one would have ran away by now.
Dodgeball, still need someone, i might be able to register us. We still on for Saturday?
the air mcflys will be releasedhttp://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/91592
I sent Lynnie a text to see if he'd be the sixth man if my guy at work can't make it (he hasn't even been here the past few days). If Lynnie is out, I also have a guy at work named Brad that's a pretty solid athlete that might be in too.
i'm still in
are we gonna' go out drinking fri. nite to discuss strategy and throw wrenches at each other?
I'd be seriously disappointed if not.
we can have a spaghetti dinner at joe's house to carbo load for the next day
I plan to go see the velcro pygmies tomorrow night.
spaghetti w/ meatballs, and whatever meatballs we don't eat, we can practice with
Dude has terminal lung cancer and this fucktard at work wants to wait 60 days to rate his case unstead of rating it now. fuck it and give him his money now.
America. Fuck yeah!
The official Natty Sci song for Guitar Hero.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTnf...feature=related
design the unis for the oklahoma city NBA team, formerly the sonics:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...mp;lid=tab6pos2
i had that america song stuck in my head until like july 7th
great, there it is again, thanks wes
UK DUKE game, who are the 4 UK guys who scored in double digits?AAA Homerun derby monday Slugger field, happy hour too. Anybody interested.Includes homerun derby between dave ragone and scott padgett. Padgett had a hat trick in a slo pitch softball game.
My guess is the 1992 game so I will go with Chrissy Laettner, Jamal Mashburn, Grant Hill and Travis Ford.
Grant Hill and Laettner don't play for UK.I need 4 UK guys
ford, woods, mashburn, pelphrey
my wild card guess is aminu timberlake, the guy who that bitch laettner stomped on
Oh shit, I thought you were saying just 4 guys scored double digits.hmmmm not sure, but I'll give you 5 guys and I bet 4 out of the 5 are it.Mashburn, Sean Woods, Dale Brown, Travis Ford and Pel.Considering Farmer was still on that team I'd eliminate Ford from my list.
no, i think i remember ford getting off that game and playing well
mash, pelphrey, brown and woods.Good job worm.Ford played like 7 minutes or something
Cool baseball story:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...pahigian/080710
shit balls, the dodgeball meeting is tomorrow so i can make it. Disregard my earlier warning.Big win!
do we have a team name or are we Natty Sci?
thinking of another game i guess
When I sent in the roster I just threw Natty Sci on there.
You might be thinking of Michigan vs. UK in 1993. Not that he went off from a shooting performance, but he did have 12 points, 6 asts and 5 rebs.http://www.bigbluehistory.net/bb/St...03Michigan.html
When someone asks what you did on break don't answer what you were watching if the answer is soft core porn. It causes a lot of confusion. Watching soft core porn on break and doing soft core porn on break are 2 different things.Maury was doing secret crushes and it was basically soft core porn.
Did they play a game called "just the tip" just to see how it feels?
they had videos of what they will do to them. One made a banana split. The other I saw was how she likes football and what will go on during the 4 quarters of the game. the blindfolded intros were good.
i don't waste my time w/ soft core porn, it's too much of a tease. i don't like teases
break room at work, what the hell. It was that or scrubs.
actually i'm more apt to pop wood watching scrubs, i have a thing for sarah chalke
And Petey?
FUCK!Dodgeball tournament is off. The reason given is that it was "apparently a little fast and short notice."For what it's worth, the dude CC'd everyone instead of using BCC and there were something like 50 people on the list so this was going to be a decent sized tournament. Gay gay gay gay
The dude that put McGrady on the map is dead.http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/s...mp;lid=tab5pos2
that fucking sucks
I was psyched for some dodging, dipping, ducking, diving and dodging
i was psyched to throw my balls at people's faces...
This incident left me with blue dodge balls
Maybe we should just get a Natty Sci dodgeball game together at Seneca Park.
For the record, I hit the ball into the outfield for the third time this season during our game last night. It was a big moment for me. I got a triple only because they held me up at third. Jerks.
I think we need to start a crab soccer league up at seneca park
Soak your blue balls in cider
I went to KFC for lunch and ordered 12 hot wings. The lady behind the counter responded "We only have them in 5, 6, 10 and 30."I felt a little silly having to say "then I'll take two of the 6 hot wings then"
anybody doing anything tonight? Classic glam 80's glam rock cover band velcro pygmies at 4th street at 7:30. It is phoenix hill music at 4th street. I plan to meet up with some buddies from chase tonight at molly's. My buddy terry is allowed out tonight for some reason. Could be interesting. Anybody going to be out let me know something.
Salt in the wound that white castle left:http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...90520/-1/ZONE02
I'm going to start the "White Castle Appreciation Society" and meet there every Saturday morning around 6am.
And drunk there at 4:30 AM
that would be awesome.
Do the Velcro Pygmies sound the same outside of the ambience of PHT? That band and Five East were almost created for $.50 Coors night.PLAY MUDSHOVEL!
Next friday I will be at Molley's for an Ernst & Young Happy Hour starting at 6:30. I think my parents are going to keep AJ overnight that night, could be a fun time that evening for sure.
saw them at the chow wagon, just as good if not better outdoors
Yeah, but are they better without 50 cent beer?
good point, might need a flask tonight
Is it inappropriate to ask a girl at work with a cold sore on her lip if she got it playing a rusty trombone?
I think the real question is "So, did he come, or what?"
She is married so he is gay so no
Anyone who is looking for one. Toys R Us in Clarksville has the elusive and hard to get Nintendo Wii Fit. They have 18 in stock still.
way to go jackass.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,380146,00.html
glad you found one Marc. By the time I got Tim's message and sent it to you, they were probably all sold. Sorry about that. For some reason, gamestop only gets them 2 at a time.
r.i.p. anheuser busch:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,381523,00.html
Xbox is dropping the price $50 bucks on the 360 console.
A possible new Halo game on the horizon called "Halo Blue"?
Our secretary at work locked herself out of her house this morning, and she's upset because her husbands pretty pissed about it. Apparently it is the 3rd time in the eight years they have been together. I don't know her husband, but from everything I've heard, he's kind of a douche. He's also 17 years older than she is (45 vs 28) which I find kind of creepy.
Stellar work for the old guy, but I dont' think that is anything worth being pissed about.
dude must be loaded
or she's not very attractive, one or the other
Douglas-it's option b.
Also-eating tuna is a weird experience if you've lost your sense of taste.
are you sure it's tuna you're eating? it could be something that just smells like it...
Wooooaaaahhhh!!!!
it's too easy, you opened yourself up for that one
cbs finally realized what everyone else that ever lived already knew, billy packer sucks:http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/...Packer?MSNHPHMA
School of Rock 2http://movies.ign.com/articles/888/888800p1.htmlSo far they have Jack Black, Richard Linklater (the original director) and Mike White (the original writer). I'm looking forward to it, but it would be cool if they brought back at least some of the original kids.
That's been a long time coming, basically since the UNC-Kansas game when he said UNC should just quit.
and he called the game over in like the first 10 minutes of the game.
i know UK fans everywhere are rejoicing at the news, but i know he's pissed off every fan base not in the ACC on numerous occasions as well
There is a reason why his name is billy pACCker
No hockey tonight, so I'll be going to trivia
This is the 360 news I've been waiting on for the past few months:http://gizmodo.com/5025001/xbox-360...tflix-streaming
Hell Yes!http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/888/888967p1.htmlFFXIII is coming to the 360.
Holy mother ... Josh Hamilton just dropped a 502ft BOMB
fuck me ... 504 ft
I was pissed when the Reds traded him away, but they got Volquez for him, so I think it was a good deal.
Fuck Josh Hamilton. Feel good story my ass. Yes, I am glad he over came his crack addiction, but seriously I have a better idea, don't get addicted to crack.
If I was Justin Morneau, I would have told Erin Andrews all about my struggles to get to America after growing up on mean suburbs of British Columbia and how I have to medicate myself with a 6-pack of Labatt's each night to chase away the thoughts of what my family is going through now that hockey season is over.
... and then I'd ask her if I could stick my Canuck into her Vancouver.
you know she's letting half those players hit in her batting cage
and race drivers are pulling into her garage
and football players are kicking it between her uprights
and she's getting yellow cards for letting soccer players score in her goal
she shouldnt've fucked matt damon:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,382305,00.html
popped my "oh shit its a snake" cherry today in the field. luckily it was a small one. as we were leaving though, wes spotted a water moccasin a baseball bat handle in diameter impeding our exit. ahhh field work.
Think we can find enough players for a kickball team? I can get us in a seven week season of kick ball for $350 via the Louisville Dodgeball League. At the end of each game we also get a $10 gift card to some bar which is nice. The games would be thursday night starting July 24th.
Do you think the bat boy is even getting a turn with Erin Andrews?
I'm batboy
Is it bad that I watch the allstar game hoping that it goes into extra innings so random closer has to pitch like 4 innings because there are no more pitchers left? Good times.
Teen Sex Rising for Tasmanian Devilshttp://news.nationalgeographic.com/...vil-mating.html
U-G-G-L-A You can't make a single playYou Uggla, hey hey you Uggla
Dude, what happened to the site this weekend, I seriously needed some assistance from the Bosnian connection.
I know why dan uggla sucked, he was born in Louisville. he is destined to fail.
This day in History: 1981 - After 23 years with the name Datsun, executives of Nissan changed the name of their cars to Nissan.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?sl...o&type=lgnsIf someone can find audio or video of this it would be awesome
I saw that yesterday. It seemed so weird that I thought it had to be satire
I'm not much help when it comes to talking to bosnian's anymore...
joe - saw an article in the courier about how veterans are not receiving all their benefits...you have anything to do with that?
post the link if you can find it. I don't think I do.
i just saw it in the paper, couldn't find the link, it's on page 2 of the front section. i know you didn't actually, but apparently Congress has found some unpaid benefits to veterans, thought it was funny that it coincided with your recent discovery
So management made up this plan to fix all those cases that weren't worked, make me and this one girl work all of them. Damn me opening my mouth.
Anybody that went to trinity, do you all remember an alex stiebling? he was a wrestler that graduated a couple years before you all. A buddy at work started randomly talking about him and apparently he is big into MMA. if you google him there are all kinds of clips of him. His nickname is the brazillian killa. One clip is entitled "Anderson Silva head kicks alex stiebling." Might be worth watching.
so barbie's a whore now:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...icle1428128.ecei might need to add dolls next to animals on my fetish list
1) that fucking guy from 90210 is pounding meagan fox? that's just wrong.http://omg.yahoo.com/news/megan-fox...sequel/10802?nc2)joe, my brother mentioned something about that. apparently jimbo, ruck, hemmerle and the rest quit hanging out with him because he tried to start a fight every time they went out. he's found his niche, good for him.
i like watching mma sometimes, but all the guys i've ever met that have done that are seriously wacked out of their minds. babymama has a friend she knew from st. x, brian something, that's been doing that for a little while now, dude has serious screws loose
Just heard a story that this guy was on a date with my coworkers sister. dude was talking shit at Ramsi's so he effortlessly got him in some crazy head lock, looks at the girl and says I'm sorry about this what do you want me to do to make it up to you, she responds beat his ass. So he proceeds to beat the shit out of this guy on the sidewalk. Apparently it is fun when you are a trained fighter and can effortlessy beat the shit out of douchebags.
So this project of these very old claims we fucked up, working on a guy, he submitted evidence of knee replacements 2 years ago, contact him apologizing for the delay and that we are proceeding with the claim, he informs us his leg was amputated. Whoops.
you'd think he'd follow up with his claim if his leg was about to get cut off, but i guess that would require common sense
Well he was smart enough to lock her up early.
That's what my thought was, douglas. It's crazy to think these guys go 5 years without complaining. I think I'd push a little harder if I was losing a limb.
Maybe they feel their case doesn't have a leg to stand on
Yeah, I'm glad we don't hang out with anyone that tries to start fights.
who tries to start fights?
Who's the person we've had to leave the bar for the most?
I really could narrow the ones who want to fight the most down to 3 people.
Yeah, Jay is always in someone's face and causing trouble.
i seriously need to go hang out at this guy's house:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,384529,00.html
one of the greateest radio lead ins ever: josh hamilton hit 28 hrs in the first round of the hr derby, former heroin addict. How insensitive is what I am about to say? find out next. I really want to know what he is going to say.
I'm about 60% sure this is satire, but I also thought the concept of a Sean Hannity dating website would be satire too:http://web1.hannity.com/hannidate/i...ile&id=1144
Sounds like the herd.
joe - so what'd he say that was insensitive?
It wasn't as good as he built it up to be. It was some guy on for the herd and it was basically why should I feel good for a heroin addict and why should it be a feel good story. Guys get no attention for not being heroin addicts and you got guys coming back from cancer but heroin is getting more attention as a feel good story.
This old guy walks up to me just a minute ago and asks:"remember when you were kid and you used to blow bubbles?""yeah, why?""he is back in town and wants you to give him a call."walked right into that one
it's still funny though
Two Chairs Fuckinghttp://youtube.com/watch?v=1aodpb3v...mp;feature=user
Anyone going to see Dark Knight at midnight?
So....come into work this morning and there's three cop cars and an ambulance in our parking lot, all surrounding a car with a dead person in the passenger seat of a saturn. they haven't moved the body, they had just put a sheet over the dude, and now they just put a sheet over the car door so you can't see in and see the sheet. no work is getting done today, everyone in the office has become a CSI investigator. i guess they're waiting for the coroner or something to move it
holy shit. that's crazy douglas
on a happier note:This day in History: 1936 - The first Oscar Meyer Wienermobile rolled out of General Body Company's factory in Chicago.
Douglas was it somebody that worked at your company or some random dude?
update:the IT guy that gets here at 6am said the car was not in the parking lot when he got here. he went up to the cops and told them his findings, the pigs, however, shrugged him off and said they believed the car had been here all night. IT guy said 'no, i'm pretty sure it wasn't here this morning, i'm the first person in the building everyday and I remember not seeing a car,' then they told him to go back in. so now the questions begs, is there some kind of cover-up, police conspiracy to hide the facts of this investigation? i'll be back...
I bet it was the second gunman on the grassy nole.
or knoll, but whatever. CSI's here and they're leaning into the car, the sheet's off, but it's too far away to get a good view
Where is your office? I was looking for a good pig farm to dispose of the body last night but I couldn't find one so I just dumped the car. Pigs will eat straight through the bone, just dispose of the hair and teeth and you are in the clear. I hope this isn't the same one.
Yeah I am retarded and can't spell worth a monkeys ass anymore.I can spell pterodactyl though, so bite me.Douglas - I bet you won't crash the crime scene ala wedding crashers. Run up in there and start crying and yelling stuff like:"Roger, god damn you" "Why?""Roger!!!!!"Think Will Ferrell crashing funerals.
well everyone is gone now, they've taken the car and the body, i'm thinking of heading over to where the car was parked and searching for clues myself. my office is at corporate campus right across from the northeast ymca, and mcalister's deli on hurstbourne pkwy. the ladies in the office are all now trying to speculate on who it might be, it's not anyone in our office, but they're trying to think of who it may be on another floor in our building. they're thinking some 80 year old woman that smoked all the time, and maybe she croaked in her car as she got to work this morning.
I tried to hit an inside the infield home run last night. We were short a girl, and that automatic out was right behind me in the batting order. With my quick goat thinking realizing that even if I get on base the inning is over I decide to just keep running to second and take my chances. The problem is that the girl who was on second is still there. So I'm stuck between first and second, the girl is freaking out because nobody knows what the hell is going on. Well they throw the ball to the shortstop (?), who procedes to walk over and tag the girl out because she stepped off the bag so I could stand on it.Which was unfortunate because there was only one out when I came up to bat, not two.
Strong work Phil.
myron rolle is pursuing a Rhodes scholarship. Interesting readhttp://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...olle/index.html
pics of ashley harkleroad in playboy:http://tenniswta.blogspot.com/2008/...in-playboy.htmlbegin "tennis elbow" jokes....now
never heard of her until playboy. I heard they airbrushed all kinds of moles off her body, not that I care. Did they pull an amanda beard and get artsy and never show more then 1 nipple at a time?
two nips + bush
so when i said they took the car of the dead person, i was wrong, it's still out there. i drove by and the seats in the front are reclined all the way back. some chicks in the office went and looked in the car, nothing much to note there, but here's the latest in the investigation:apparently one of the cops asked a girl in my office if they knew her, and her name was something Terrell (Tyrell, Terell, whatever). He mentioned that at first glance it appeared the body had been dead overnight, or at least for longer than an hour or two, but they had reports that the car wasn't there until between 6:30 and 7:30. This conversation occurred before the coroner got there as well. Well, if the person had been dead longer than an hour or two, and as now two people in my office have confirmed that the car wasn't there at 6am when they came in, then that means someone dropped the car off w/ the body in it already dead...what's more, is when we were looking from across the parking lot at the body under the sheets, it looked like it was in the passenger seat, and they were accessing the body from the passenger seat, so we don't know if the body was actually in that seat, or in the driver's seat hunched over in the passenger seat. Creepy....
Terell, you're death was not in vain. You made the site interesting for a day
maybe you should sell the story, douglas. It doesn't appear that any of the local news places have picked it up yet.
You might compromise the investigation
Is anybody doing anything tonight? I think Abby and I will be at Molley Malone's tonight.
the investigation continues:the latest theory is in regards to the location of the car in the parking lot. it wasn't in a prime parking spot up front or anything like that, it was kinda out in the middle on its own. and since it was so early in the morning before pretty much everyone got to work, it seems kinda strange that someone getting there so early would park so far from the building. furthermore, it appears that nobody in the other offices in our building knows who this woman is either. so the theory is, she was driving early in the morning nearby and felt bad, when she decided to pull over into the nearest parking lot while she recovered. of course she didn't, hence the dead person in the car. i've been checking the CJ website and the local news station websites sporadically thru out the day and haven't seen anything either. there weren't any news vans or anything that ever showed up while the body was still in our parking lot.
i'll be at bardstown rd. tonight at 8, sarah's dragging me to some wine tasting thing at some restaurant down there for her friend liz's birthday. i'll give you a call wes
Abby hasn't decided if we are going yet is the most recent word I got. Apparently, E&Y reserved the deck bar at Molley's with all their glorious wisdom. Of course since it's like a billion degrees outside and last year when they did this it was completely miserable and it was less than a billion degrees she doesn't know if she wants to go yet.
i wouldn't come out drinking with me either, real cool
I should still come out, but that could be deadly for somebody. And I am sure Sarah would be real impressed that I came and crashed the wine tasting event.Please tell me it is boxed wine?
first of all, sarah dates me. nothing you do could offend her more than putting up with me on a daily basis. i do the opposite of whatever is impressive everyday. second, it's not boxed wine, i'm too cultured for that, haha. really i'm not sure what kinda wine it is, it's some place sarah and liz went to once with some chick from their work, and liz wants to go back. you can crash the wine tasting, or not, but we'll go out after that, so if you go out, we can meet up somewhere else
Trust me, if I am out on bardstown road I am crashing that wine tasting event. We can impress her friends with our refined awesomeness. ;)
I can see it now, as we are chugging wine from the bottle, checking out everythign that moves and telling dick and fart jokes her friends are gonna think that Sarah has a real catch and they will be awed by how non-neanderthalesque we are.
How do you make someone look classy, give wes a bottle and give him 10 minutes
Exactly.
I'm just trying to help you guys out.
Douglas-you work right over by where my parents live.
Looks like no on bardstown road. apparently happy hour starts at 6:30 and it is miserable outside.
if you change your mind, give me a call. anybody else that's out and about tonight hit me up, i'll be looking to do something after i make everyone else look classy tonight
any batman reviews?
It was pretty good.
I liked it a lot. Really, really dark though.
i'll probably go see it tonight, hopefully it won't be as crowded
Any dead bodies in parking lots today? The best I got is an imploded building next door. It was there on Friday.
none in our parking lot.
no dead bodies today, yet. so far today nobody's pissed me off enough to drive me into a rage. in related events, the obit for the dead lady was in today's paper:http://www.legacy.com/louisville/Ob...sonId=113797071when someone was saying terrell, it was actually tamara, i was hearing the events unfolded second hand, and they fucked the name up, but i have received confirmation today this was the lady that died in our parking lot.
A wrestler asks for a chair, and the audience complies.http://www.break.com/index/wrestler...s-deliverb.html
New food challenge. Eat this and don't die. Any takers?http://www.break.com/pictures/the-h...cker539878.html
I saw that burger before. I think it was on Scooby Doo.
I have 10 invites to this service if anyone would find it useful (it's for sharing files, like between your work and home PC):http://www.getdropbox.com/screencast
A level headed view of the Jeremy Shockey trade
er...http://deadspin.com/5027419/jeremy-...-levee#c6802624
fuck i suck at the internet
speechlesshttp://www.iheartchaos.com/2008/07/...s-i-heart-kink/
I just threw up in my mouth a little. And by mouth I mean keyboard, and by little I mean I see what I had for lunch yesterday.
what is it? webfilter at work won't let me open it...
It was like 99 disgusting sexual acts.
yeah some (and by some I mean most) of those were just plain nasty.
is it going to rain today or is it too wet to ride?
Huh, so I have to go to a funeral today so I dug out my black suit. This is not my blazer. It fits me, but it's from some formal wear shop. I'm pretty sure I gave some suit rental place my crappy "too big" blazer back one day.That's what they get for not letting you recover from the night before on their suit turn in days. Jerks.
fuck, i just stabbed myself with a needle that was used to hold in the flower that I wore in the wedding. Last time I did that was for sensenbrenner's wedding.
and he has a kid now so it is at least over a year ago. It was probably suit crappy place like gingis and Church was working there setting you up with the suit.
I think we are suppose to get rain today. I know I had some heavy rains last night so I think it is muddy on the backside.
the backside is always muddy, and it's never too wet to ride
you can always find at least one path to ride.
the end justifies the means my friend
It might also be from my cousin Elizabeth's wedding. Really both of those events were a bit of a blur. Either way it fits better than my old jacket so big win for me.
UL1) UL returning player with the most receptions?2) UL has 5 games not on saturdays, who are they against?3) UL plays 1 game on natural grass, against who?4) Who ended UL's 19 game streak of being the favorite last season?5) a team on UL's schedule this season was teh last team to hold UL under 10 points, who and what year?UK1) after dickey lyons who is the returning player with the most receptions?2) UK has 4 conference road games, who?3) Which returning player has the most sacks?4) who is UKs homecoming game?5) what is UKs win streak against Vandy?
1) Hmmm, Chris Vaughn? He caught, well, a couple of passes last year.2) 3) Pittsburgh still play on grass? I know their field keeps getting torn all to hell4) WVU?5) USF?
1) scott long2) UK, Rutgers, Memphis, Kansas State, Cincy3) Pitt4) Cincinnati5) Memphis '03
Shit, I thought we only scored once against USF back in 2005.
http://tv.yahoo.com/show/30728/news...0722:obit_gettyRIP Estelle Getty
hey joe, I think I'm going to head up to your softball game on wednesday. What time do you play?
I think 7:30 and Douglas plays at 6:30. It is the first round of the tournament and we are meeting for drinks at Texas Roadhouse at 5. So our team is going to be drunk. Go team. We are the 11 seed out of 11 teams with an 0-9 record and Douglas' team is the 5 seed. We lost to this team 16-4 already two weeks ago so we are out for vengeance.
yeah, we play at 6:30 on field 2 against the wellness center, or as their more appropriate name should be, the dykes. They are stacked with the most butch females you'll ever see, and quite frankly, in coed softball, the key to winning is the females. if you have good women, then you'll win, and wellness is one of the best teams b/c their women are very amazonian
that was the strength of our coed team. We had two pro football players, a hockey player, a couple of lesbians and some chick that plays SS for Manual.It didn't hurt that my buddy Bo can crush the ball too.
This place is dead, I'm out of here
And for 10 minutes, Brent and Phil watched the WNBA at a bar:http://deadspin.com/5028089/rick-ma...o-talk-to-girls
Okay so I might have just been volunteered to chaperone my boss's kid and some of his friends at Rock Mayhem. His oldest son (15 or 16 years old) wants to go to this rock concert in Indy and his mom was going to take him. Not sure if it would be a good place for his mom to go to.http://www.metalunderground.com/new...fm?newsid=34030
looks like an awesome concert to me
Yeah, if I can go to the concert instead of working count me in.
yeah, probably not appropriate for mom, unless she enjoys moshing and getting felt up by random dudes
Yeah, and I am thinking not.Here is a good way to create an awkward situation. Last week my boss and his father (company owner) are all out at lunch. My boss gets out to the car first and is talking to his wife on the phone (same lady that doesn't like being felt up by random dudes) and as we get in the car his wife starts talking to me and asks my boss if he mentioned that she had a dream of me the other day, to which there was nothing but silence for the next couple seconds. AWKWARD.
you should've said something like 'oh, were you wearing your pink thong i like' or something random like thatin other news, a new blood alcohol level of .491. .5 is apparently considered fatal:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,389223,00.html
Douglas, do you have anything to do with this?http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,388501,00.html
those dogs are prudes, i want them dead, they only fuck women. you'd think a dumb animal would be more open to bi-curiousity if they're open to bi-species
So our plan of drinking before our game tonight just got more interesting. There is talk of all of management showing up to the game to watch. So this could be priceless.
Joe - where do you play at and what time? AJ and I might be looking for something to do later.
JCC at 7:30. Douglas is at 6:30. I'm calling management's bluff.
so how much leway(?) will mgmt. give you if you're the ringer on the softball team. will they fire you the first time you do/say something inappropriate while drinking, or will they at least wait until after the game to do it?
which field do you play on? i'm on 2, i can't wait to ravage the dykes....
I'm in for that concert too, but I don't know if your boss would appreciate what we may teach his kids.
Field 2. I know a few of us are going to Texas Roadhouse at 5:30 and drink till gametime. The only problem is our team name is our place of employment so is it technically a work function? They didn't put up the money to sponsor us and we paid our own way so I don't think I can be fired.
Chris,Apparently killing people in a mosh pit and wearing their skin is frowned upon by parents, so I wouldn't recommend doing that in the presence of young boys.
My boss just told me he is looking to get pavillion seats. I am interested if they will have the bleaches still set up or not. Concert starts at 2:00.Chris are you off on the 13th?
Douglas- the LD50 of alcohol is .4, which means at a .4, half of the population would die. So there is still room on the other side of it. And if someone is an alcoholic and drinks a lot, they can go much higher.
Are you saying that concert starts at 2pm on a weekday? That is fucking retarded. The Rock Mayhem in Noblesville, IN is 8/2.
Maybe not. The link wes posted says 8/2, but tickemaster says 8/13.
yeah it is fucking retarded, and I am going with Ticketmaster.
If anyone is interested, I could use a hand moving some furniture out of my cesspool of an apartment on Saturday. Nashville is having the Beer Brewer's Festival downtown, so I plan to head down to that area in the afternoon. I'm trying to get my brother to come down. Since it will just be a few pieces of furniture, it shouldn't take more than a couple of hours on Saturday morning to get my stuff moved and then enjoy the town the rest of the day.I know its late notice and since I posted it at 1AM, it'll get buried under 15 posts about riding the bus and corpses in the parking lot, but I figured I would throw it out there.Michelle's bar is nearing its rebirth as we have been doing some upgrades to it since it was in Cincy and hopefully will have a Nashville Stock the Bar party soon; but since we've lived here a year and haven't had anyone down, this sounded like a good opportunity.
Brock I would help you but I have big plans for working on my basement this weekend. Pretty much every weekend and the occasional weekday from now till it's finished I am booked.
Will any of us ever be allowed to see your basement?
you know the best way to win a softball game against a bunch of dykes? hope they don't show up and stroll into the final four
i think i'm going to make up an imaginary project for the next several years as an excuse to not come out anymore, too. from now on, my weekends are booked until i finish building the game room / massage parlor wing onto my condo
with a stripper pole
The most Delicious Crime Everhttp://www.myfoxstl.com/myfox/pages....1.1&sflg=1
I have no idea how or why I came across that, I hate being bored at work
1) i have a cousin that goes to SIUE who does drugs, wonder if she knows those cookie scoundrels2) i can add the stripper pole, but that's going to hole me up in my project for another month. on a side note, i went to homearama this year, and there was a house w/ a disco lounge in the basement and a "dancing" pole, i found it humorous
did it have a champagne room or chocolate parlor?
who wants a champagne room? you can't have sex in there
i guess you could still get BJ's in there though...
Anybody going to thirsty thursday tonight?
Not me. I'm going to thirsty Stoney River for Tim's birthday. Unfortunately, beer will NOT be $1.
Chris and I are planning to.
They move me away from the windows at work and what do they do, they bring in a wrecking ball and start tearing down a building. Do you realize how awesome it would be to watch a wrecking ball 8 hours a day? This is bull shit that they moved me.
Yeah this basement has taken forever to get done. The good thing is I am off tomorrow and driving to Cinci to get the ceiling tile. I am thinking it will be finished in about 8 weeks or so, and yes, eventually people will be able to come over and check out the basement.I am putting the over under at 2 work related phone calls tomorrow, any takers?
I know this is a weird question, but you guys are likely the experts on this topic... do you guys know of any softball fields in the city (besides Turner's field) that you can bring alcohol or purchase alcohol at that could host a Sunday league next season?
They haven't had a problem with me drinking at seneca park as long as you don't drink on the bench. I also played a game at St. Bernardus that had a concession stand that sold beer.
I recall, if its still there, a couple of fields down on Mellwood and Frankfort Ave that had a bar attached to them. That may be closed now.
so, i don't know what it is with fridays and dead bodies these days. come into work via the watterson, which was horrendously backed up b/c of a motorcycle accident:http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/80725006the article says there may be a fatality but it hasn't been confirmed. Let me be the first to confirm, that dude was dead, i saw his foot sticking out from under the sheet, the ambulance hadn't gotten there yet. his body was nowhere near where his bike was
Yep, he was dead when I drove over the watterson around 7:30 and he was still hanging out in the middle of teh road next to his motorcycle. Breckinridge traffic was a bitch.
an email sent by management:"The Occupational Health and Safety Administration (OSHA) guidance categorizes VBA employees’ duties as medium risk (exposure to pandemic influenza) based upon close contact (within 6 feet) with coworkers and the general public. OSHA guidance for providing personal protective equipment (PPE) to employees in the medium risk category is the use of surgical masks (procedure masks). In 2006, VBA issued PPE kits containing surgical masks and other items to all employees. Due to VBA’s increased number of FTE , loss of issued kits due to personnel turnover, and shelf life of some products in the original issue, new OSHA recommendations require an inventory of complete boxes of procedure masks be conducted.Tentative Issue and Storage PlanVBA will stockpile 1 box of masks per employee (VBA employees, contractors, VSOs).Masks will be stored until the Under Secretary for Benefits authorizes issuance.Requested Action: Collect, inventory and store complete boxes of surgical (procedure) masks. (All other items included in the original kits may be issued to employees.)"It has been renamed in the office as the "Burket Plague" and it is step 1 in world domination.
does the burket plague result in well hidden and itchy rashes?
Did any of you all read the Trinity Leader that came in the mail?Mark Amick is the new Chemistry teacher at Trinity and Chris Guetig, post my morning jacket, hit big time. he was an extra on HIMYM, NCIS, the Informant, and CSI: NY.
Douglas, there are so many ways to run with the "Burket Plague" joke.
Bat's game was great last night: cheap beer, coach got tossed, saw guy getting hauled off in handcuffs and watched undercover cops all over the place busting underage drinkers. It was fantastic.
Who you got in the arena bowlSan Jose Saber Cats or Philadelphia Soul?I think the soul is Bon Jovi's team
Douglas, you going to Dodson's thing tonight?
the soul is bon jovi's teamnot doing dodson's thing tonight, was going to, but i switched nights w/ shannon so i'm watching kaelyn tonight instead of saturday. kaelyn's going to a wedding tomorrow night and then a family reunion on sunday, so i'm definitely wanting to do something saturday night b/c i'll be able to sleep in and do nothing sunday, which is extremely, extremely rare for me these days
If anybody can't tell I am extremely bored today.
science nerds:http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/coll...-movies#photo10
now we get to find out exactly how much ass zack morris was pounding back in the day:http://nymag.com/daily/entertainmen...interstitialski
So Saturday night is for Douglas to get crunk in da club? Wait, I think I am going to that family reunion on Sunday. Not joking.
I bet if screech had written that book a long time ago, he wouldn't have had to sell tshirts to save his house.
it's a ford family reunion, so that's a distinct possibility, and yes, i be gettin crunk tomorrow nite. as for tonight, it might be an exciting adventure to puzzle's fun dome or dave's family adventure
i'm a wild child
The Pillsbury Throwboy returnshttp://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.d...5/1058/SPORTS03
So Dave Ragone is out of town so the Dave and Scott show on ESPN radio is being headed by Scott Padgett and Kent Taylor is helping out. The most extensive topic that Scott Padgett can talk about is breakfast cereal and how he lever learned to read. I really am convinced Scott Padgett might be mentally handicapped.
August forecast:August 7th - 2nd to last thirsty thursdayaugust 15-18 - B-Mac is in townaugust 21st - last thirsty thursdayWho wants to do a thirsty thursday with us?
So last night Tiff and I headed to Baxter Avenue theaters. I pickup a movie sheet that gives you a synopsis of the movies there to see what some movie I hadn't heard of was about. They are playing Batman to, so I read the blurb about it. "A sequel to the blockbuster hit Batman Begins.... yada yada yada. Also stars Academy Award nominee Heath Ledger (as the Joker). . . Yada yada yada. "Also costars the late Michael Caine..." yada yada yada.I read that and was like, "What the hell?!" I start looking around and at Tiffany and saying out loud. "Michael Caine died?! Michael Caine died?! How come nobody told me?! How did this happen?! How was I not informed?!" The blurb didn't mention Heath's death, unlike everything else written about the movie. I re-read the blurb and see that it says at the end of it. "Also costars the late Michael Caine, the late Gary Oldman, and Academy Award winner Morgan Freeman." I do not think to ask myself , "Did Gary Oldman just die to?! Who will replace him as Sirius Black?!" (Yes, I'm a fag.) Instead I make the realization that whoever wrote the little movie blurps is retarded and doesn't know what the hell it means to refer to somewhat as "the late," such as "the late Marcus Brody."
Phil, is this a hockey or trivia night?
They need to keep a video camera on Lorenzen at training camp. I can hear him now when Peyton Manning comes back from injury."Hey, Peyton. You want your pudding? Your brother used to give me his pudding. Where's a good place for chicken wings? Eli showed me a great place for wings. You want some twinkies? I brought extra if want some."
And now Cuil.com is up and running.
my kind of Karaoke bar:http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/25971469.html
if the every other monday rule is in effect form trivia vs hockey. then tonight would be a trivia night. but who knows for sure.
It isn't a hockey night. I am down for trivia.
sweet. also. I am a mere 3 beers away from finishing the Centurion club. with the legendary Skull Splitter as my final beer. Now I just have to think of something witty or fitting to put on my mug. Maybe a Marcus Brody quote or summation of the character of Marcus Brody. You guys wanna help with other ideas?
Yeah, I'll be up for trivia. The quote for the mug is a sacred beast. Don't do it shit faced drunk at 3am and just decide to rip of the onion like I did. That being said "Is there anyone here who speaks English? Or maybe even ancient Greek?" would make me laugh, but I fear is too long. And nerdy.
Water? No thank you, sir, no. Fish make love in it.
To quarrel with a drunk is to wrong a man who is not even there
Insert date rape drug here
Of course if you can fit it on here I think Winston Churchill would be a good one to quote." Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. "
I hate to admit it, but I actually like Phil's idea.
My sick nature loves Wes' suggestion. But I feel Phil's is more appropriate. However, Tiffany has given me a damn near spectacularly suitable one. "Does anyone understand a word I'm Saying here."So those are the top two I believe. . . so far.
"Put some bass in your voice."
oh oh, you can go with a classic and "I'm gay."
get all these guys a t-shirt:http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us...r.marathon.kmsb
well shit:http://www.cnn.com/tshirt/?hash=4f4...r.marathon.kmsb
anyone's yahoo name "brunswicks"? I got a yahoo fantasy football invite from them.
this is also a nice t-shirt courtesy of CNNhttp://www.cnn.com/tshirt/?hash=0da...tache.power.cnn
Fat Princess Sony game.http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature...rincess/1232315
Strong work at trivia yesterday. Not only did Brody complete his beer card, but he started his second card and we followed that up with a 2nd place finish. Proud day.
joe, here's the Harry Caray impersonation I mentioned last night.http://deadspin.com/5029663/will-oh...-ferrell-in-him
never mind, the nazis that are MLB have taken the video down. Jackasses
What was the other video you were talking about posting last night?
what was the final decision for what to put on the mug?
Phil, the John Mayer video. Wow that sounds gay.
You better believe I'm your source for John Meijer videos: http://youtube.com/watch?v=45GUERJ-cg0
As for the nazis at MLB, I bet the video was being used without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball.
Their mamma's gave me implied oral consent
I didn't turn in the mug label sheet yet. To give myself some more time to come up with something profound, and then get drunk on Thursday and turn in "Duuurp!"
Whoops, that was my last post. It's difficult typing from your girlfriend's computer when she has her own account on the website.
get a job
I am trying as we speak, ASS! I've applied to select public schools. Some schools don't know what their actual enrollment will be until the first day of school when the kids show up. So it might not be until then that I get an offer.
damnit, that was me again.
Hey wrong name ass clown
That john mayer video is pretty hilarious...i had to leave work early because im sick, what makes it worse, due to an unusual strong gravitational pull today, my vomit is exiting my ass.
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