i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
Posted by Phil on April 24th, in the afternoon | 873 comments
if we had Versus HD, you could watch the game in HD. Fucking Insight.
The Full Vernon vs Roy game:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7Dl...feature=relatedWatch Leimuex turtle like the little bitch that he is.I know I posted this earlier this year, but here's the Roy vs Osgood fight from the next year:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl2xMXXOw4M
best outer space picture i've ever seen:http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/0...830,00.html#2_0
I was always fond of NASA's Astrology Picture of the Day when they found water on mars:http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap050401.html
http://deadspin.com/383641/joe-smit...field-bleachersThis was during Tuesday's day game we were at. We were in the left field corner for this exchange. If you look closely at the end you can almost see my superman shirt.
best part was left out at the end of the video. when he walks away at the end he picks up a ball and goes to flip it up to the fans in the bleachers and intentionally left it short so they couldn't catch it. It was fucking hilarious.
I'm looking forward to the Pens-Rangers series. I guess I'll pull for the Sharks in the West, since my Ducks are out now. I hate Dallas and Detroit and don't think much of Colorado's chances. I'm forecasting Pittsburgh and San Jose for the Cup with Pittsburgh taking it all.
Wesley Snipes going to hunt vampires in prison.http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/24...cing/index.html
So the marathon tomorrow goes through cherokee park and the scenic loop. How difficult do you think it will be to ride through the park tomorrow morning and hit the trails?
I think it will be hard for me but I haven't been on my bike in a while.
it won't make things easier, don't they normally close those roads off for the marathon?
That is what i was wondering. Can I get through on a bike and hit trails or will it be closed?
Joe - I think we should outfit your bike with an early 90's style boom box and we can play the rap song "Move Bitch get out the way!!!" so they get the hint.
not a cluejoe, cuban - so bryan wiegandt works in my building, I saw him yesterday outside smoking as i was going to lunch, comes up and gives me a hug and starts shooting the shit with me, we're talking for awhile, and he finally tells another guy he used to coach me at Bellarmine, then he says, well technically anyway. Then I said, yeah, he just showed up for road trips and drank a lot of beer, and then he replied, yeah, we went to a lot of strip clubs too. Just thought it was funny. It might be interesting working in the same building as him, we're supposed to go to lunch in the next couple of weeks
and oh yeah, he's driving a phat benz now
new sports guy, the intro is all about rajon rondo, good read, great for a long shit:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/080425
she has a boyfriendhttp://www.break.com/index/she-has-...-boyfriend.html
I just recieved my quarterly deferred comp statement. So far I have put away $900 dollars, but my balance is $896.60. But our economy is great.
There is even a picture of a bear on it, with some text about not freaking out over a bear market.
I think that would just piss me off even further.
On that note... anything going on this weekend? I've got tonight and tomorrow 'off' cause Tim is working. I would prefer that at least one of those nights involves beers.
I'll be in town this weekend, and I'm always happy to accomodate a request for beers. I hope I have your actual number now, so I can give you a call.
I am up for something. Maybe I'll get lit tonight.
Getting lit sounds fantastic.
that's all i needed to hear wes, i'm drinkign tonight, the woman's at some stupid country concert, and i ain't gotta kid, let's drinkby the way phil, that video you posted damn near made me shit my pants, i about lost it when he kicked that fucking dog
I agree, we all know I am a dog lover but that was just comedy gold.
wes, no one seems to be answering, call me if you want to drink...
Douglas I was game earlier in the evening, but then I remembered I have to help Abby's sister and her sister's bf with moving tomorrow. Probably laying low tonight.Let's be honest though Douglas, the world could not handle you and myself drinking tonight. God would make it rain for 40 nights to purge the earth of our awesomeness.We do need to set aside a night so we can go Beyond Thunderdome!
Jen, I tried calling you last night, but your number must have changed. Again.
friday night, derby eve, seems as good a night as any. i talked to cuban last night, he said he'd go out, same with scroggin, he might even bring his hooters girlfriend and maybe some of her hooters friends
sorry jay, carmody wasn't drafted
That is bullshit! How can you not draft a Lou Groza award winning player?
my copy of GTA IV has shipped. Happy days
....and the Bengals pick up Urrutia, brilliant! That'll help replace Chad Johnson.
All I know is if I am considered a top 5 QB after the season, I am not participating in the senior bowl nor am I doing anything but interviews at the combine.
Brohm screwed himself for staying another year and Woodson just takes too long to release the ball.
How did you do in the mini Brent?Who gets cut from the Giants, J-Lo or Woodson?
Who wants to go to Sevendust on Friday? Free tickets are at Best Buy on Shelbyville Road from 5-6.Anyone know when Tantric is back in town? They are playing a new Tantric song on the radio called Down and Out that is interesting.
Brent you are obsolutely right on Brohm, should have left after his junior year, but I give it to the young man for sticking around and helping his team out.Giants will cut or trade J-Lo, they brought in David Carr in the off season for the #2 job and will develop Woodson at the #3 or will trade him off.I understand what you are saying about Woodson and his mechanics, they are not perfect, however being the 12th QB selected? Good lord, some guy from San Diego State was selected, Flacco was drafted at 18 (who is going to be a bust for the record, that guy transferred from Pitt because he didn't like the competition with Palko, Pavlov, Jabronie, whatever his name is...the red flag on him as I type).Heck even Colt Brennan was selected before Woodson. Woodson played in what is the toughest football conference in America throwing 40TDS and 11 INTs his senior year and for over 3000 yards. The USC game hurt him badly, as did the senior bowl (this is a classic case of looking at two games instead of his entire season)....but he did make some big time plays against Arkansas, LSU, UofL, UT, Florida and UGA.Hell we all saw what happend to Brennan when he played UGA, he was yanked and sat down and cried.
Fuck it my rant is over.
roar?
Phil! You should have said something... Tim gets video games at 20% off. He doesn't buy much cause he gets to take games home for free and play them all he wants. Ahhh well.
Phil you are getting GTA? Cool.
I preordered the game the day it was available on amazon. Now that I'm reading the review I'm wishing that I preordered from a store that opens at midnight tonight and took tomorrow off...Here's a good review:http://gameinformer.com/NR/exeres/6...2C92A152A98.htm
Wesley Woodyard signs with the Broncos as a free agent.
Yeah, tim's working till 1:30 AM. at least they're having free food.
Jen, how is Tim liking the job? I would think being able to play the games is a nice perk.
duly noted on your rant wes
i can only hope to be this classy if that dreadful day of taking vows ever occurs:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352898,00.html
I think he likes it pretty well. He does like getting to bring home games, but working on the weekend is not his favorite thing. The new Mario Kart on Wii is awesome, for the record. You get a steering wheel. It rocks.
Roger what are you doing?http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352804,00.html
He's a ballplayer, if there's grass on the field, he's gonna play damn it
As far as Derby goes, can you all let me know if you are coming, not coming, or may be coming? I would like to have an estimate before I go get food.Derby eve, is it just going to be me and Joe again?
I have 4 tickets to Sevendust. Chris, Laura, me and ?. No one showed interest earlier so I only got 4.
I'm not coming in town this weekend. I have to go to another conference, and I don't feel like trying to drive back to frankfort sunday morning.
you suck. It is derby and sevendust.
Joe- a) no way in hell am I going to be the only single guy showing upb) no way in hell am I keeping laura out of a fight.
jay that's gay. It's Derby, you have to come in town. Are you really going to miss Sevendust a second time? When is your conference, and why do you have to drive back Sunday morning?
Jay, you're working, you're gay.... you're not in Louisville, you're gay.... you're breathing, you're gay... you're killing people at a concert, you're gay...
I don't know if we'll be at the Burket derby party since we already have commitments to another party.
Brock - what other party are you going to?As far as we are concerned there is no other party.With that being said, my dad's birthday is on Derby this year so I am waiting to see if we are celebrating on Friday or Saturday.
Barry - Has LSU linebacker Ali Highsmith signed with anyone as an undrafted free agent yet? I know he didn't perform that well at the combine, but that guy is a pretty freaking good football player.UK has had three guys sign as undfrafted free agentsWoodyard - BroncosLittle - TitansEric Scott (center) - TitansUofL has had two other signees that I know of, but not sure of the teams.LB MylesLB Jackson
Here is the all-undrafted team, for guys that were snubbed by the NFL teams during the draft.http://collegefootball.rivals.com/c....asp?CID=802409
HIMYM was kind of good last night. Bro Code written in 1776 by Barnibus Stinson very funny. No eye contact in a devil's 3some.
lamar myles signed with jacksonville, malik jackson with oakloan, scott kuhn with baltimore, terrance butler to detriot and art is trying out with SF this weekend.
Fantastic, good to hear local area teams are putting talent in the league.
Oh and I am waiting for stew to blow his load, when he realizes that Redman will more than likely be throwing the pigskin to Harry Douglas in the ATL.
urrutia will fit in well in Cincy with his criminal record.
I have to say, I did get a few chuckles from this.http://my.break.com/content/view.as...ontentID=494826
hey joe, do you know the name of the team you used to play for. Here are the teams in the league:UntochablesCrewE-Lemon-atorsUnda ConstructionP-CubedMoneyRMR ScrapersPenskeCrush
oh, there is also some team called Fighting-Peakcocks North.right
I think it was unda construction
GTA IV just came. It is taking all my will power not to just leave for the day...
Chris-I'm just that gay.
I just got an email from Bellarmine about a reception for a guy named Dr. Robert Cooter. I laughed my ass off when I read that. Sucks to be that guy.
Damn bank just deposited my money into my dad's account.
shit balls, sports guy chat has been running since noonhttp://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatE...?event_id=20425sorry about slacking off. i was busy with stupid work
i was planning on being at the derby party saturday...
Sports Guy visits Rod Bensonhttp://sports.espn.go.com/broadband...47&n8pe6c=2Boom tho
So the Derby "party" is going to be me, Joanna, Cuban, Joe after Derby, maybe Wes, maybe Bill, maybe Douglas, and a few doctors. Awesome, more mint juleps for me.
i'll definitely come, are we bringing kids or not?
Kids aren't a problem. There just won't be many of them. Maybe AJ, maybe one dr's kid, and yours.
Um yeah, last night at the chow wagon Morris Day and the Mother Fucking Time and the Velcro Pygmies.
Velcor Pygmies gave a shout out to all the Louisvillians that remember the good days of Skate World, Gatti's pizza in St Matthews not this Gattiland shit and the White Castle in St. Matthews. I almost shed a tear.
GTA makes me happy
Are you going to fall into a GTA induced coma soon?
no idea who the velcro pygmies are, but they've shot up my list of favorite people. long live the original whitey's
well, i won't really have a chance to really go into video game zombie mode until this weekend, but there is a 20% chance of coma
hey, jerome and I are heading down to the bats game for lunch.Just give me a call if any of you all want to head down there for lunch.
Rangers star rushed to hospital, in ICU after cardiac arrest.http://msn.foxsports.com/nhl/story/...090340?MSNHPHMA
Homer Bailey was throwing BBs today:http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/...&pid=456701
New taco bell opening on broadway:http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...SINESS/80430014What made me laugh was Pops1 comment. I don't know if he's being sarcastic or not, which makes it brilliant
Brilliant indeed. I spit water on my computer monitor.
hey joe, check your e-mail
wtf, trinity has a rowing team.
I bet we are state champs. I'm assuming you read that in the courier journal neighborhood section. I want to see a dude get hit in the face with the paddle like mentioned in the article.
Tiffany and I will be attending said Derby Party festivities.
I think being the "coxswain" for the rowing team might leave you open for a few jokes at trinity
doesn't just being a student at trinity do that?
anyone know marc's plans for derby?
i found this ad pretty damn bad asshttp://www.nike.com/nikeos/p/nikefo...EMEA/index.html
Hey Marc, what...nevermind, it's too easy.
That's the best commercial I've seen since "Nike....Tag."
Brodie and I are going to Iron Man Thursday night. I dont know what time, but if you want to go, let me know. Nyerp!
i was very disappointed at churchill downs today. i bet money that the horse "natty myboy" would win, naturally, because it had an awesome name. That horse was not awesome, and I lost.
Jay, you're coming in town on a Thursday night to watch a movie and driving back to go to work on Friday? But, you're not going to rock out Derby eve or join in the Derby day festivities? You disappoint me.
I'm gay
This just might be the coolest thing I have seen in a long time.http://www.break.com/index/surfing-...hite-shark.html
I think the photo from this article was taken from the joe's house:http://www.theonion.com/content/new...onion_rss_daily
For those who have forgotten what sitting in class was like:http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813834
wooo! I'm off work tomorrow because they're putting in new carpet tomorrow! What a fantastic day to get that done.
I get off work at noon today because of street closures for the parade. tomorrow I am acting like security for celebrities at the Galt House or acting like a celebrity at the Galt House, I haven't decided yet.
my favorite line from the onion article phil posted, which made me laugh out loud a lot: "I offered to bandage his arm but he said his biceps would just break it"
Holy cats... its May 1. Happy birthday yesterday Brock.
joe, i'd say security, b/c you can wear dark sunglasses, continually hold your hand to your ear and talk into your shirt while people walk by, or stare down potentially offensive people while a straight look on your face
or just randomly tackle someone, that would be fun too
Philco, I am still laughing my ass off at that article, because it is very familiar sounding.
ask Wes about how to be a fake security guard. he has experience in that from stagger.
Yes I do, and let me say, that being a fake bouncer was awesome. ....on other news. Kentucky Wildcats received a commitment from one Michael Avery as a 2012 recruit. That's right folks, he's an 8th grader.
UK also landed two huge recruits yesterday, josh harrelson, 6'10" juco player who will be a soph. to bang around down low with patterson, and they landed dominique ferguson out of nowhere, who's a 5-star, top ten player in the 2010 class...
Here is the story on the 8th grader.http://scouthoops.scout.com/2/751721.html
Somebody better check on Philco and make sure he isn't in a coma somewhere.
Philco - for the record, that sitting in class video is awesome and pretty much spot on.
A ticket to Sevendust - Saliva might be opening up, anyone interested? I think cuban is dying.
what's wrong with cuban?
Ironman is getting some pretty good reviews.
I got home from umpiring and he was laying on the couch with 3 blankets on and the windows up and a bottle of ny quil. I woke up this morning and went to work and he was still there.
It is no sevendust, saliva and derby
Yeah I bet that is going to be a kickass concert.
I saw Saliva in concert is St. Louis once and I can't remember if it was Saliva or Monster Magnet that in between songs gave a shout out to all the women in the crowd and said "men, grab your women by the clit and pull them close to you". Nothing but class.
Derby week in general kicks ass.
I'm going downstairs in a few minutes to go look at Jordan's motorcycles again.
Yes it does Joe, so basically you are saying those guys are nothing but class...so we fit right in.
I'd say Natty Sci is the class of the town.
Every one of Jordan's motorcycles had expired tags on them.
colin cowherd on foreplay, treat it like tailgating. A good tailgate before the game can make the game great. Even a shitty team team looks good after tailgating. Sometimes you tailgate but you don't have a ticket. That is when you need a good wingman. A good wingman will help you get a ticket to the game.
by jordan, are you referring to michael jordan? when do you begin security detail at the galt house?
joe, gus jacobs was asked to do security at the barnstable brown party. i've got sarah working on getting liz to get us in there, i just thought it was funny he got asked, apparently his little brother conner just transferred for a full b-ball ride to BU as well
nice. his little brother is tanner. Are you all going out either way tonight? What is the plan?
yes it is michael jordan and his illinois plates tags. the bikes have a jordan emblem on them. One is tarheel blue and another is chicago bull red. They are sweet. and then there are the other 4 or 5 he brought. I did security check earlier. I will be back on in a little bit.
hey joe, where are the bikes at?
Galt House parking garage in the basement of my office.
after a few years Les Miles won't tolerate that kind of behaviorhttp://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=3378148
anyone know of a DECENT gambling website where I can bet on the Derby? I am trying to research the horses for my pick, and wanna bet about $40 without having to go down to the track itself.
I'll put $40 on the hot lesbian mud wrestling in the infield tomorrow.
that's right, tanner, whatever, conner's close enough. I am going out tonight, if it wasn't derby eve i'd go to sevendust for sure, but i don't feel like getting all sweaty and shit and trying to go out after that. i know dodson was talking about going to 4th st., scroggin was wanting to go out too. i was at 4th st. yesterday (although it was just walking thru w/ my daughter on the way to the parade, which couldn't have been more ghetto by the way, probably the last time i ever go there), and there was a ton of people, so I'm guessing it will be the same tonight, i normally don't like 4th st. that much but it's a different atmosphere around derby time
i also saw that fat guy Eric from real world/road rules challenges that's from KY, he was at sully's in their "vip" section, or more accurately, outside at one of 3 tables that's roped off behind a VIP only sign
Anyone else going out or is going to be like last year when Chris and I went to Godsmack on Derby eve and everyone else was a pussy and didn't do anything?
sorry joe, i will be 8,000 miles away.
IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS
Seriously,can't he do better?http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/...097800?MSNHPHMAD-Wade on Star Jones: We're just friends
this is crap, if cheerleaders can't act like whores, who can?http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,353953,00.html
in honor of the hurricane, i updated my weather map pagehttp://nattysci.com/weather
is anybody being anything resembling productive at work today?
is anyone even still at work, other than me?
At work productivity is hurting. I just finished some report that was due today so I am good.
we're staring out the window saying 'man it's raining hard, i bet it's fun in the infield right now'
I can hear Wax Factory rocking the Chow Wagon at my cubicle.
Tiffany, I think Twinspires.com you can bet on their website.
I left work at noon today and Abby and I went to see Forgetting Sara Marshall, kind of slow at first but still some good funny parts. Oh and there are two really smoking hotties in the flick.Abby doesn't want to take AJ to my parents tonight due to the hurricane, so I might be out doing something this evening, if I don't fall asleep. Going to 4th street is not something I am really wanting to do though.Burket, not sure how long we will be at your house tomorrow, but we do plan on stopping by. Do you want me to bring some buffalo chicken?
I'm leaving work now. I should be in Louisville around 10:30, so give me a call. I'm going out. I may be a little later if I punch my boss in the face before I leave.
Wes, Forgetting Sara Marhsall is a pretty good movie. Some people might have trouble with seeing Jason Segel's junk, though.
Yes that is true Big Jay, I found the movie to be quite entertaining.Fellas I don't think I am making it out tonight, Abby got sick so I am on kid duty.
so, anyone else get handcuffed last night and cuss a bunch of cops out? shoulda been with me...
Can't say I did, sorry Douglas I had to stick around the house last night.
Hmmm...story?
don't remember all the details, but here's what I can rehash...some dude was grabbing sarah, words were exchanged, i was in his face, cops came and grabbed me before i could do anything, pulled me away, and started talking shit to me and threatening me, just being dicks in general. i was way too drunk to take shit from anyone, including cops, so i started running my trap a little bit, but still remaining somewhat calm. i don't remember exactly how everything escalated, but i remember the cops slamming me into a wall and frisking me, and this is when shit started to get ugly. one of them was pressing my face against the wall, and another started yelling at sarah b/c she was going insane when they threw me against the wall, so i went off, and proceeded to cuss out every cop that had gathered around me, i was calling them effers and cocksuckers, called everyone of them out for harassing my ass when i hadn't done anything wrong, remember no punches were ever thrown, only words had been exchanged. i called them out for treating sarah like shit and talking down to her, for trying to intimidate me when i hadn't done anything wrong, and for acting like dicks. and this wasn't one cop, it was four or five that were pinning me to the wall, and i was in no way fighting back, just yelling. and anyone that's ever seen me drunk can attest that i'm not quiet or shy, so you can imagine how loud i was being, and keep in mind, this was upstairs at 4th st. in front of saddle ridge, and the place was absolutely packed, so there are a ton of people witnessing this. they get me in cuffs and they're still roughing me up, and at this point, i'm daring them to take me jail, pretty much asking them to, saying they had no charge, i'd be out in an hour, how they were wasting everyone's time, and if i went to the police station i was going to tell anyone who'd listen how they were cocksuckers and harassed me for no reason. i was saying the only thing they had was public intoxication, and if they were gonna' arrest me for that, then they had to arrest half the people at 4th st. the entire time they're asking me what kind of drugs i'm on, and they're grilling sarah trying to get her to say something about me being on drugs. being a smart ass, i just kept telling them i was drunk, and bourbon is not an illegal drug, and to stop trying to get me to incriminate myself b/c i'm not a dumbass. apparently i was spitting on them too, i don't remember that part, but that's what they told her. sarah is losing her mind at this point b/c they wouldn't let her near me. so now all of the cops have a circle around me and they're escorting me down the escalator at 4th st, i'm still running my trap the entire time as we're making our way thru the crowd. i think there were some people cheering and shit, but i don't really remember, i just basically remember them pushing their way thru the crowd and manhandling me in the process. it gets kinda foggy at this point, but i remember they took me down to the parking garage that connects to 4th st., i remember talking to the cops, but i don't remember exactly what was said. they put me in the cop car for awhile, they made sarah go away, i don't remember why they let me go, or anything like that, i have no idea if they ever had any intention of arresting me in the first place or just trying to get me out of there, or just trying to make a statement in front of everybody there. i just remember two cops taking me to a cab, there was a long wait for a cab, but they stopped a cab that already had people in it, and the cops threw me in there.
so now i'm in a cab with 3 total strangers, 2 girls in the back with me, and one dude in the front with the driver, they don't know what the fuck's going on, all they saw was a couple cops escort me to the cab and throw me in there, and i remember the girls acting like they were kinda scared to be near me, and the dude in the front was turned around looking at me the entire time b/c his girlfriend was next to me, i guess he was scared i was gonna do something to her. it was just funny the looks on their faces when they see the cops throw me in the cab with them, probably the best part of the story. so anyway i told them what happened and we were all great friends by the time i got home. my wrists hurt pretty bad today from where they had the cuffs on me, and the side of my face hurts from where i was pressed against the wall. but long story short, i partied like a god damn rock star, i cussed out a bunch of cops in public, i did everything but beg them to arrest me through both words and actions, and then i went home. i just hope i'm not gonna end up on the news or something
Nice story, but that is what I call a third date.
Is anybody still at chris's?
Douglas, sorry I missed all of that shit buddy, The only thing I can say is I did go out, we would have made it to jail and Abby wouldn't let me and you go out together again.
I just got home from Amber's. My night wasn't quite like douglas's, but it still got kind of wierd.
Marc and Phil you'll appreciate this: Yesterday, I was walking at Churchill and two girls walking past me said, "Look, it's Ari Gold."
Big Jay - how did it get wierd?
Anyone know who put some bourbon balls in the freezer yesterday?
I have no clue.
we made them and forgot to tell you all or get them out before we left.
ESPN radio is for the euthanization of all injured athletes on the court. It was humane, it wasn't like billy bob ran on the track with a 12 guage.
So how do they euthanize a horse on the track? IV injection like an inmate? Bullet to the head (hearing a shot may be a little disturbing to spectators)? Smother the horse with a big pillow?
So according to Wikipedia a bullet to the head is the most humane for a horse and other large animals. The horse is shot in the forehead, with the bullet directed down the spine through the medulla oblongata, resulting in instant death. You can also use a captive bolt if you were one of the Coen brothers. That might not actually kill the horse, and you may need to pith it afterwards. Of course if you were big enough, you could just snap its neck and cause a cervical dislocation.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_euthanasia
Nice Chris. The screen they bring out on the track when they put down a horse is not a splatter screen for its brains, it wouldn't be a white screen then. Apparently the way they pick up the horse and throw it in the vehicle to transport the horse off the track can be traumatizing to see.
injection i believe is how they do it in public, i don't see them carrying out a glock on the track in front of 100k+ people and a national TV audience...i heard on the news this morning that PETA is calling for the suspension of gabriel saez, the jockey on eight belles, b/c he could've saved the horse by not pushing him in the finish, and they're also calling on horse racing to review the way they euthanize animals, they're calling it inhumane, when in reality it's inhumane to let the animal live any longer than need be. when a horse breaks two of its ankles, it's done, they're way too big and their legs are way too small to carry all that weight if just one is broken, much less two. barbaro had just one broken ankle, and they spent millions of dollars to try and save him, which they didn't, eight belles didn't have a prayer.
Yeah I read that about PETA, and they can fucking suck it. Maybe we can just get rid of horses and let oak trees enter the race, that should be exciting.It is a tragedy for sure, but she could have broked her ankles by taking a misstep. Atleast she will go down in history. I would think going out in front of 100K people isn't so bad.
she did it trying to pull up after the race and come to a stop. mike bush was on the backside on the rail and said it happened right in front of him, and he could see the horse start wobbling after the race and come down. the horse clearly wasn't wobbling before the race was over.one thing people don't realize is how pampered these horses are, they get treated like fucking kings, mainly b/c people are trying to make money off them, but it still doesn't negate the fact how they are treated very well
I saw Mike and Suzanne on the backside. We moved to the infield for the derby and we were right on the fence at that turn.
joe, did you have fun on the backside? kaelyn was there all morning and early afternoon with donna and her grandparents, with owners' passes, i picked her up about 3 after they left
Was it muddy in the backside?
Backside was awesome. The only reason we left the backside was that neither of us had ever been to derby infield. The only way i would ever go back to derby is backside or a box.
Well I have never done the whole derby thing, so if I ever go and just go with the guys....I'm heading to the infield. If I go with Abby, we are not going to infield.
PETA is fucking insane, i just heard the news earlier, but just read this article detailing their entire report:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354126,00.htmlthey said if the injury didn't occur before the race was over, then it had to be a result of the horses getting whipped mercilessly...
the infield's fun, although i heard it was tame this year compared to years past, but if i ever go back, it's gonna be in seats or the backside, i'm too old to fuck with that heat and all that booze all day long
the infield did seem calm. I was dissapointed.
Louisville magazine used my sister for their magazine. Page 48http://loumag.epubxpress.com/lou1
cuban, don't know if you read this during the day my mop is very shaggy, i need a fade, i'm sure you do too
I need one as well.
Oh, happy cinco de mayo
looks like a natty sci funeral:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354137,00.html
I wonder how long until he's sued for trademark and copyright infringement.
Or the sign company that made it for him is sued.
anyone doing anything tonight for cinco de mayo?I do have AJ tonight so I can't get crazy, but dinner at Ernesto's or some other mexican restaurant is possible.
what about Tumbleweed? do they still have $.99 margartias?
Cuban and I are going to Ernestos on Breckinridge and Dutchmans at 8:30 for Cinco. come if you can.
http://luciajane.typepad.com/music/...lol-off--1.htmlWe shared a night with Marcus and Michael Vick and now we share HIV
This is for next time anybody talks to cuban:http://reanimateblog.blogspot.com/2...spanish-to.html
Okay Jay, looks like 2009/2010/2011 will make all your dreams come true. All of them relating to comic books turned movies, anyway. Got an email this am saying Marvel Studios says the Iron Man sequel (bet you didn't guess there'd be one) will be out 4/30/2010, then a feature film on Thor, then two Avenger movies in 2011. They're also developing an Ant Man movie; under separate feature film production deals work continues on Spider-Man 4 , X-Men Origins: Wolverine (set for May 1, 2009), Punisher: War Zone (December 2008).
Chicago white sox players got in trouble for trying to break a slump by strategically placing baseball bats into different holes in inflatable dolls. Apparently reporters found it offensive. It is a fucking locker room, get over it. Fucking PC bullshit.
what BS is that they're reporting on it in the first place, the locker room is sacred, what goes on there stays there. whoever those reporters are should be banned from ever getting in there again, then maybe next time they won't report on things they see in there
Alll reporters should be banned from locker rooms, only exception is when a team wins the championship. Fuck, they shouldn't even go to hotels that teams are staying in. Those bastards busted Roger Dorn.
I was trying to match up 2 reports today and I couldn't figure out why they weren't matching up. Finally I made a brilliant discovery.This guy here is dead so i crossed him off. So of course I have Major League stuck in my head,"I haven't heard of half these guys, and the ones I have are well past their prime.""This guy here is dead.""Well cross him off then."
He's shitty.
What, they're furniture movers?
pretty soon I'll have to start feeding chow chow real dog food.
Mr. Parkman, you're a great ballplayer and I just like to say: your standing on the tracks and the train's coming through, butthead.
look at the scoreboard now grasshopper
Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with, I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head?
But if you ever, ever tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff em down your fuckin throat!And my personal favorite is: I'm hung over, my knees are killin' me and if you're going to pull this shit at least you could've said you were from the Yankees.
are you trying to say jesus christ can't hit a curveball?
You have no...no....no....marbles.Marbles?Yes marbles! You have no marbles!
Up your butt (bucket in the edited version) joe boo.Hey bartender, Joe Boo needs a refill.Heads up!!!!
this guy threw at his own son in a father son game
A-Rod tanked one during his son's birth!http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=3384123
We're not all savages like Cerrano.¡Chinga te, cabron!
Thursday the 15th is the next Thirsty Thursday at the Bats. Anybody thinking they might be interested? Wes, you can come and bring AJ (see video). Will Abby let you give AJ a mohawk?http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=5680
beer truck overturned. Meet me at the watterson and 71 with straws:http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/80506026
Someone posted this tat on Fark and it made me laugh:http://www.2dayblog.com/images/2008...kittytattoo.jpg
This is the first chance I've had to get online since sunday. For the record, if an Irish guy won't do a shot at an Irish bar, you should probably skip it too. And the party was weird for multiple reason, mostly because I ended up spooning with Joellen at the end of the night (Staggerers know whom I'm talking about)
So I am umpiring last night and a parent didn't like a call I made on a steal at 3rd. After the inning me and the other umpire are leaning on the fence drinking our powerades looking out towards the field and this dad runs to the fence pointing at me saying the kid was safe at third. I look over at the other umpire and say you want to have some fun. I keep looking out at the field and start running my mouth. I say "I bet you feel like a big man right now." He keeps yelling. I go on to "Yep a real big man yelling at the umpire at a little league man. You feel real good about yourself now." He keeps going and we still haven't looked at him but he can here me. The other umpire is a little 16 year old and he goes "You're just making up for a small penis." The dad sits down.
ahhh, Joellen. She really likes 'em young, doesn't she?
Dumping a woman in style.http://www.break.com/index/another-...umped-hard.html
That is classic Joe.
Marc-- you going to flanagan's tomorrow? I might show up.
So a plane crashed less then a mile away from my house this morning. The Big 4 bridge downtown is on fire. Our pet's heads are falling off.
What?
god is looking for you joe, he's going to take you out, even if that means he's taking all of louisville with you
i would wear a helmet or something if i was you
If you hear about a bus crash between 4:30 and 5:00 start worrying about me.
Next up, sewage back up all over main street in front of my office.
If the Big 4 Bridge burned down it would improve the scenary.
CNN has some cool footage of the plane wreck:http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us...n.backyard.wave
This Rick Ankiel guy has an arm. They should try him at pitcher sometime:http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?...200805072655396
That's right, us outfielders should get our chance on the mound.Thanks,Jose Conseco
hey joe, chris or brent - we need a sub for tonight. The game is at 9pm if you want to play. We have a few defensive holes...
I have softball at 8:30
This is SO WRONG (but I can't help but admire the cruel creativity)Hackers got into the Epilepsy Foundation Website and replaced content with pictures and links of rapidly flashing images. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/2451086...15829?GT1=40006
You've already hit a double, triple and HR. You're up 7-0 in the ninth inning. You lay down a BUNT to complete your cycle. Does ANYONE ELSE have a problem with this?!?!?! I didn't see the game, but I think that's bush league. If I'm the White Sox pitcher in today's game, Carlos Gomez sees 2 pitches from me - one in the back or one in the ear hole.
That is bush league. I do like when a no hitter by curt schilling a few years ago was broken up by a bunt single. People called it bush league but all the guy was doing was trying to win a game and get on base however he could.
i remember that curt schilling game, wasn't it like tied at 0 or they were down just like 1-0 at the time? if they were down by 5 or 6, that'd be bush league, but in that case, if they got one runner on base, it could make a huge difference, so i don't consider that bush league. now bunting for the cycle with a 7 run lead, that's bush league
I thought Chris Cooley's take on urine tests was pretty funny:http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...g?urn=nfl,81183
I just watched the highlight. He hit a high chopper that bounced over the pitchers head and the shortstop had to rush to field it. They ruled it an infield single.
so we're having a cornhole contest, i've breezed thru the first two rounds by scores of 21-1, and 21-6. my girl partner was a member of the defending champs apparently, and i'm feeling way too good about humiliating these middle-aged women from accounting.....more updates to come
Barkley's a self admitted dumbass.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWGI...ithleather.com/
so we just won the winner's bracket and we're waiting for the loser's bracket to finish up, here's our scores so far: 21-1, 21-6, 21-6, 21-2. I don't have much competition here, i'm afraid they're starting to realize how much time i've spent at bars and whatnot playing cornhole
I remember playing cornhole before playing cornhole was cool.
Impressive partier to say the least.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354397,00.html
I remember playing cornhole before cornhole was a game with bean bags.
victory is mine!
so....that 15 year old girl earned herself a t-shirt. good thing she didn't invite roger clemens to her party though
Did I ever tell anyone tht in the infield there was a tuaca booth? They were advertising Tuaca, ginger and lime. If only they had a sign saying the tuscan mule. We got a great picture of it.
this week's Balls Deep on deadspin made me laugh (marc and big jay you guys will like it):http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-j...rce-of-the-move
Mr. Red gets decapitated.http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2008/05...alks-the-earth/
I'm fucking hammered still. I don't know how I made it to work on time. Good thing I take the bus or I wouldn't have made it.
Thirsty thursday do you in Joe?
that is next thursday. Last night was an accident.
So how did this accident happen?
a glass of bourbon made a glass of wine seem smart which turned into 2 glasses of wine which turned into a bottle of wine which turned into 2 bottles of wine which turned into a half a fifth of bourbon. That was the best tostinos pizza ever.
this guys last name is "Silverdick"
You and Laura drinking?
Why wouldn't we?
Exactly.
Anybody get their stimulus checks? I heard everybody are all jacked up and not getting the amounts they are expecting.
I should have gotten mine today, but I got nothing
my boss got hers already and it was $600... mine's not supposed to come till the 16th.
joe was drinking wine? is no one else gonna' comment on that? since when you are that sophisticated?
i got my $600 last week, which supposedly included my child credit of $300, but I was under the impression that the rebate was supposed to be $600, plus the extra $300, so I don't know. I'm waiting for babymama to get hers to see if maybe they put the child rebate on hers...
I had bourbon first. That was my excuse for wine.
bourbon plus wine I would think would cause a legendary hangover
The hangover kicked in around 10:00. Phil and any other ESPN.com page 2 readers will appreciate this. Apparently I quote the NBA draft a lot. Last night Laura was talking about a horse that she is buying and was trying to explain what type of horse it was to me. She described the horse to me as long and athletic with tremondous upside potential.
bourbon and wine don't mix well, they fight each other in your stomach when they meettremendous upside potential is way better than downside potential
she should name the horse "Lorenzo Wade's TUP"
Ridiculous Beer Pong Table:http://gizmodo.com/389052/the-most-...shes-your-ballsI think they used all the electricity in Morgantown to make that thing
I've seen that video before. It is awesome. Where is Lorenzo Wade now, Washington?
he averaged 15pts a game for San Diego State
You still didn't answer why you were drinking like that. Of course, I guess you never really need a reason.
I just got back from Bloomington. I'm pretty sure the past seven days is the most I've ever had to drink. We got drunk pretty much every night. I'm going into detox for a few months. Speaking of Tuscan Mules, there were girls there from California and Texas whom I gave mules to, so I've spread them to two more states. Jen, when you were in bloomington, did you go to the Irish Lion much? We went there every night.
Abby and I already have ours, and it was for $1500 which is exactly right.
Yep. We went to Irish Lion a ton. It's diagonal from where I used to work. It's good stuff. lot's of Irish food in Bloomington.
I think its safe to say they made several thousand dollars off of our conference. Half of it was probably from the people I hung out with. Wes-Were did you go in Germany on that business trip?
I flew into Dusseldorf and visited Schwarz Pharma HQ which was in Monheim, Germany.
Were they cool cities? I'm thinking about taking a trip there.
Technically, I think I lived in Bloomington when you guys introduced me to the Tuscan Mule... so the legacy was brought there long ago. I tried to rephrase that to not sound dirty, but there's pretty much nothing you can do with the Tuscan Mule to make it sound anything but dirty.
I heard a rumor that How You Met Your Mother is not being renewed for next season, can anybody confirm?
Not so much as rumor as the network hasn't decided to pick it up yet. If CBS doesn't pick it up, I have WB does.
I've heard that
If I could throw this pitch, I'd still be playing. Why haven't I seen this before?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyEEdPg8gyQ
that surprises me about how i met your mother, i thought the ratings were good, i guess that's why they're bringing britney back, i think it's tonight actually
so i went out both nights this weekend for the first time in a very long time, and i'm fucking dead still. i'm getting old
I heard Nak was in town Friday. I kept it pretty tame with pizza and beer from Clifton's on Friday. I was on the baseball field from 10-4 umpiring. I had coaches joking on me that I looked hungover when actually I was fine. the would blame calls on me being drunk. I laughed. Saturday was a close out Brendan's night.
yeah, dino said you all went to clifton's friday. nak was in town with his 30-yr. old asian girlfriend, i gave you all a call. we just went to o'shea's for awhile, i actually took it somewhat easy, but was out 'til about 1:30, then had to play golf the next morning, got burnt, and then rocked out sat. nite at 4th st. for mike's bachelor party. for the record, i felt really old at o'shea's, it was the first time i've been there for a long time. it used to be i couldn't go in there w/o seeing a bunch of people i knew, fri. i knew nobody, it was full of frat dudes being annoying.
I turn 30 this year.
i'm also sore b/c i fell off the stage at rock bar sat. night dancing with one of the waitresses. she jumped down to help me up, asked if i was okay, and i screamed 'hell no, i spilt my drink,' so she went and got me a free one.
in married years that's like 48
Awesome, younger than I thought. I figured you'd come back with 78.
Hey, I have an idea. How about we throw down a "Natty Sci XXX" birthday bash sometime in nov/december? Don't three or four of us have birthdays in the Oct - Jan timeframe?
Yes I believe you are correct.Jay - OctAdrian - OctMe - Novanybody else?
I'm in December. Is Lynnie near that too?
i'm october
joe, aren't you september?
Chris, Joanna, my dad and I are all in September. B-mac is October.
Chris and Joanna both will only be 29
yeah, we need the big 30 (hence the XXX) peeps. I was planning a big throw down ala Brent.
Want to feel old, my neighbor David graduates from Ballard this month. When my brother and I moved into that house he was in the 5th grade.
Well ... I moved to Louisville right before I got married and Chris and Joe's uncle Tim introduced me to his sister who told my wife that she had two sons in high school.
... or was it one in HS and one at Ascension? Who knows - all you ninjas make me feel old ... at least I don't have white pubes yet.
Hey douglas, does your daughter start kindergarten next year?
Cuban and I were saying we should throw david a graduation party. You realize how many 17 & 18 year old girls would show up? Dear diary....jackpot.
18 is legal, bro. This isn't a morality contest.
jello shots or jello wrestling?
Shouldn't a 30th b-day party be thrown at Jim Porters you old fucks?
Anyone feel up for a showing to an old school Flanagans Trivia at 7? I won't be able to make the weekly Tuesday night trivia at Wicks this week, due to a retirement dinner for my mother.
Marc, I'm in town for my doctor, so I'll be there. Wes, Phil, and I all turn thirty this year. So, I got three emails from Joellen while I was gone last week. On monday, she just told me what a good time she had and what a good guy I was. On tuesday she asked me what a cougar was. On friday she told me she found out what a cougar was and was wondering why I hadn't responded. It got weird.
Sudhir Venkatesh, the dude who wrote Gang Leader for a Day, wrote up a review of GTA that is pretty solid:http://www.slate.com/id/2191012/
JIM PORTERS!!!!!!!!!! I'M IN
joe, one more year of pre-k starting in the fall
if you want to feel old though, she's starting to learn how to read, and she makes phone calls
Fuck douglas I didn't even know yo knew how to read, let alone your daughter.
Jay, that's hilarious about Joellen, for the record.
Yeah, I felt a little awkward reading those emails.
self respect is over-rated
Abby and I were talking about throwing me a 30th at O'sheas like Brent, but I think it would be awesome to have a bunch of us do it. What's better than one Natty Sci bday? A plethora of assholes, I mean natty sci birthdays.
yeah joe, i can only read dr. seuss books to her as i'm learning alongside her. did anyone else hear about o.j. mayo? apparently, shockingly enough, he accepted gifts from agents and boosters:http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=3390695
Megan Fox's boobies
oppshttp://defamer.com/389603/megan-fox...-regulation-law
all this talk of birthdays is getting me sentimental. oh yeah, mine is this month, Memorial Day. I start a new job the next day too. So that could be interesting.
whats the new job, marc?
That's not all that you can see.
grading tests over the summer until hopefully I get a teaching job.
oh, yeah. i graduated Saturday. so except for the actual job, I'm officially a teacher.
congrats marc!!
Congrats marc!
some great stories from umpiring tonight. talking with a coach asking who the hot blonde is. Coach starts saying that is what we call a late round draft pick. We start grading different talent in the late rounds. We specify the younger blonde he responds "oh that is my niece."
Dude, we throwing a Brody graduation party, we haven't had a graduation party since chris' med school one and we all know how that turned out
My dissertation defense party was pretty legendary as well.Regardless of anyone else's plans, Michelle and I are planning to head down to Gatlinburg for Memorial Weekend even if we just camp. If anyone still wants to go in on a cabin, let me know.I'll make sure to keep my glass full of bourbon and call someone a lying slut just for the traditional Natty Sci holiday: Marcus Brody's B-day.
Team has one individual qualify for track and field state championships and she wins the team championship.http://highschool.rivals.com/conten....asp?CID=806832
Bad Idea: Don't yell out in the office why won't you die!It didn't fly very well in the office until I explained what happened. The veteran is deceased and I am trying to kill him off a computer system. The system won't update to show he is deceased. I got frustrated with the damn computer system. One thing leads to another and I sound like an ass.
Phil, have you ridden in a while? Would you be interested? Chris in on call today so he can't and I am not umpiring tonight.
count me in. i haven't gone riding since the last time I went with you guys and lord knows I need some exercise.i think this may mean trivia is off for the evening.
You want to leave from my house or meet at Chris' or at the park? I'll be ready any time after 5:30. I do know my bike pump is at Chris' so I want to pick that up or ride past there. I haven't been on a ride since then either.
i can meet at your place. I'll just throw my big bike pump in my car
sounds like a plan.
For anybody that didn't see LeBron James dunk on the Celts last night, here it is. I don't think I have ever seen Garnett dunked on quite like this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmuW...ithleather.com/
any thoughts on britney last night?
Didn't watch it
But I dvred it
HIMYM pretty much sucked and Britney is fat and annoying
Darth Vader attacks wanna be Jedis.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,355268,00.html
Adrian is going to have a lot of fun travelling back from India. He flies out of Delhi which is about 260 miles from the bombs exploding in India.http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiap...ombs/index.html
yeah, it wasn't a very good one last night, and they don't need to bring her back, her character is annoying as hell. it was funny for one episode, but definitely not for a second, and she can't act for shit anyway. here's the website though where they were hawking last night where marshall and lily sell their stuff, you can buy a vintage barney stinson suit:http://www.charityfolks.com/cfaucti...go.asp?slrid=76
Wes ... here's something you can look forward to with your kid. This morning, I signed my son up for basketball camp this summer. Welcome to CAMP RONDO:http://www.rajonrondo9.com/
if ever there was a heartwarming love story involving two trannies:http://www.monstersandcritics.com/n...marry_in_Mexico
Awesome Jerome, too bad they put an age limit on it, I would have signed AJ up today.
priorities:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24594248/?GT1=43001
WTF? Didn't you post that yesterday, Marc?
joe, you should build onehttp://ultra-awesome.blogspot.com/2...l-post-rah.html
okay, so my phone sometimes reposts without my permission when i refresh the website. good to know.
Big Bang Theory on DVD this fall?http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/news/Bi...y-Season-1/9606
Jay, especially for you.Not racist at allhttp://www.myfoxwfld.com/myvoicedc/...gia-restaurant/
The bible is not a science book....and that is coming from the Vatican?http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS03/80514006Fundamentalists are going to be pissed now.
Hockey Fight.Aaaaamericaaaa....FUCK YEAH!http://www.break.com/index/american...ckey-fight.html
hey joe, if your game gets rained out we play at 9pm. We're playing a pretty solid team tonight too.
Softball is at 7:30, how long does it take to get from JCC to Tom Sawyer?
it's like a 15 minute drive I think. Hop on 64 to 264 and take hurstbourne out there and you're good to go. If you play, just wear an orange shirt.
count me in. I'll give you a call if something comes up.
joe, apparently the new commissioner of our league this year sent out an email after last week's rainouts, and said the only way games are cancelled from now on is if there's lightning
I was forwarded that. As an umpire I say that is bull shit. The commisioner can say one thing but an umpire has the final call once the players step on the field. if the field is ruled unplayable I refuse to let the players play. I hope we play. june 18th at JCC we have a natty sci coed softball grudge match. Douglas and his place of employment versus me and the Kentucky Department of Veteran's Affairs. Natty Sci head to head coed softball. It will be embarrassing.
This car was in the 24 hours of LeMons race and it made me laugh:http://jalopnik.com/assets/resource...08/05/38-37.jpg
what will be embarrassing is that we'll be by far the best players on the field, which nowadays isn't saying much. i got the lineup for today's game, and keep in mind, i've only been here about a month now, no one here has seen me play, and i'm batting cleanup
Are we going to face off against each other both in the cleanup spot and playing shortstop even though I am a left handed short stop?
don't know if i'll be a short or not, but i'll definitely be batting 3rd or 4th
I have to bring extra gloves for the people on my team that don't have gloves.
Thirsty Thursday dollar beers at the Bat's tomorrow. Chris and I are going. Anyone interested?
joe, fyi, our game just got cancelled, so i'd assume yours is as well
Joe - to get to Sawyer, I'd take 264 East to I-71 North to I-265 South. Get off at Westport Road and Chamberlain Lane exit (far right lane) and go towards Tinseltown. Take a left at Friar's Hill Road (Thornton's at the intersection and directly across from Home Depot and Springhurst shopping center), and I believe the softball fields are around the curve and on the right hand side.
hey marc, are you gonna do anything for your graduation?
How I Met Your Mother picked up for the 2008-09 seasonhttp://tv.ign.com/articles/873/873602p1.html
Manny being Mannyhttp://soxanddawgs.com/?p=4240
Well my graduation was actually last Saturday, but no I don't have any plans for celebrating my graduation. so if you guys want to get drunk this weekend in honor of it, i am cool with that. don't forget my birthday is coming up, yet another NattySci holiday, I am told. and yet another reason to get fucked up.
I'll be out Friday night. Sorry, Joe, have to bail on the tantric concert. One of the residents is having a bachelor party,and it's getting sponsored by a drug rep. Fucking awesome, free booze at a bachelor party. That could turn out quite ugly.
joe - hope your finger is ok. we ended up losing. they kept going to their speedy black dude and it ate us up.
I'll be in town this weekend.
what happened to the finger?
i want to work for the kind of company that can sponsor a bachelor party.
Go work as a drug/instrument rep hope one of your clients get married. Everyone that's going uses his product, so if he mentions his product it counts as "education" and he can pay for it. Hell, these people used to pay for trips and other amenities all the time.
i just got an email with the subject "UK Coach Billy Clyde on the Recruiting Trail!", and it has a picture of a kid that can't be more than 2 dunking on a little play basketball goal, w/ BCG peering in the window. i thought it was funny
I was playing flag football with Phil and I ruptured a tendon in my finger. I have a drs appointment later today.
Does anybody have a clue why drugs are costly or why there is an influx of generics coming to this country.Damn Joe that sucks. Maybe you need to quit playing flag football you pussy. Hammie, tendon in finger, next thing we will know your vagina will be wet. (yes I am kidding)
and he'll be drinking wine...burn! and brody, now that you're a teacher, don't be this guy:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,355761,00.html
first thing i said when i realized it was fucked was anybody got any tape? they told to just go home and get it checked out. I wanted to play more.
this is great:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...icle1165282.ece
speaking of drinking...tonight is happy hour at the Galt House for the Young Advertising Professionals. Free valet in front of waterfront plaza, or if you happen to work in waterfront plaza, just go to the Central Bank lobby for free drink tickets and food. You don't have to be a member. Starts at six if you're up for free booze.
oh, and there's a "mystery drawing". Was supposed to be a basketball signed by Rick Pitino, but he left town and no one knows where he left it. If they find it, thats what it will be. Last time the prize was money.
i work there and belong to central bank. not at work today though. no surgery, 12 weeks keeping my finger hyperextended.
central bank is the best sponsor ever. at our last happy hour, they bought all of our drinks too.
Damn I want free booze and you won't get wet like you will at the baseball game.
Unless it starts raining, harder we won't get that wet. There won't hardly be anyone there so we can just sit under the upper deck, and the beer lines will be quite short.
drinking isn't about the convenience it is about the destination. As long as we all end up drunk we are all winners.
so everytime the doctors would ask which finger it was I injured instead of ring finger I kept wanting to call it the taint rammer.
that's classy joeso here's a real life teen wolf:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...e-conditon.html
Just show up, wes.
that's what abby told him on their wedding day
and their wedding night...
meheheh
Nice one.
Damn it feels so good being home.
So how was your trip?
It was awesome.
got anymore details to share about your trip? accommodations? flight? food? girls? handjobs?
transvestite hookers?
butt sex with cows?
cows are sacred. I had to hump a goat instead.
So you didn't plow a cow yelling who's a god now?
stripling gone from UL football team for violating team rules
"joe on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 12:56 PMstripling gone from UL football team for violating team rules"Another one bites the dust.
back to the sex with animals things, you know what would've been funny, if you gave a mule a tuscan mule, get it...
Energy Department cancels shipping oil barrels to the reserve.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,356339,00.html
that is going to help the price of gas all of 'none at all'
nothing but election year bullshit
I agree with you Douglas. I just find it funny.
Nobody knows the movie "the wizard' in my office.
the kickoff for super mario 3, how can they not
Use the whistle
I like the tanooki suit.
i remember watching that movie for the first time back when i was a huge nintendo freak and basically nut my pants when they unveiled SM3
working the day before you leave for a long trip sucks, this last half hour is about the be the longest of my life
have a good one douglas
If anyone ends up going out tonight, give me a call. I'll probably be out and about in the Baxter Ave area.
i'm out, if you read about any international incidents, think of me. holla
Holy fuck, drug rep sponsored bachelor parties are a bad idea. I think I may still be drunk. Use Thrombin.
I just finished my first triathlon, a half-ironman. It took me 7 hours 3 minutes, Im freaking exhausted.
Chris - did you kill anybody last night?
Is this what you guys look like when you're mountain biking?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5dW...feature=relatedFreakin insane!
We would make those guys our bitches...after we got out of the hospital and all our broken bones healed.Wes, I don't think I killed anybody. No blood ended up on me and all the strippers walked out on their own. I may have gotten into it with a guy from a second bachelor party who was hanging out with us. When he was introduced to me, he called me a white trash piece of shit. At that point in the night, I was sober enough to recognize that he wasn't, but later on I may have had some words with him.
Speaking of Bachelor parties, Marc and I ran into BG last night on his. I cried a little bit.
Jay are you referring to BG as Brian Guinn?
Yep. The poor bastard.
Yep, for his bachelor party they were playing touch football then grilling out and going to Baxter Avenue. What a kick ass bachelor party.
coming to u live from paris between classes, the first night we all got bombed, more on tap for tonite. saw 2 girls makin out last nite that was cool.
french keyboards suck by the way; they rearrqnge all the letters
yell at any french people yet?
Douglas you should have worn an American Flag as a cape and call out all those yellow bastards and thell them pancakes are better than crepes.
whose up for some old school Flanagans trivia tonight at 7?
douglas is your European tour restricted to France or will you be visiting other nations as well? I ask because I'm flying to Italy Thursday and will be there for a week.
What will be more successful, Natty Sci Europe or NFL Europe?
I can't make it this night marc but i will start going to trivia again next week. I am looking at some condo stuff today and the rest of the week. I plan on watching IRON MAN some time during the week. If you are down with that let me know.
I want to watch Iron Man.Adrian - when are you doing condo stuff? Doing it after work or what?
I know this is kind of short notice, but we're having a stagger Friday, May 30th.
All this week i am focused on the Condo. It is only a mile from where i live now. Bradford Commons is the place.http://www.myhillshome.com/bradford...tent/index.htmlI am looking at the Sherriden layout. It is a thrid floor with about 1490 square feet.
stagger stagger stagger stagger!
i just called my leasing complex to see how much it would cost to break my lease. it is rediculous. looks like the condo will wait
Something wrong with your current place or is this just a sweet condo you want?
you could always try to get someone to take over your lease. Some complexes will let you do that.
Nothing wrong with my apartment it is just that i really like the condo and with housing rates the way they are right now i wanted to try and get it.
Our secretary had the bright idea today to start a swear jar, because apparently I was saying damn and crap to much.
Jay, just convert dam to "handjob" and crap to "dry-hump"They aren't technically swears.
hey marc, i'm still in LA so I can't make it. I'll be making it back late on Tuesday so I'm not sure if I'll be able to make it on time to trivia on tuesday either
How is "crap" a swear? Is "damn" really considered a swear too? I mean isn't it just a term to condemn something to hell? You should just make your fucking vulgarities more offensive so that they will accept the minor shit that slips out.
http://sportspickle.com/features/vo...8-0514-eli.htmlshe touched my wee wee in my thundercats pajamas
Jon lester 1 out away from a no hitter maybe I can jinx him here. Fucking beantowners
best phone call ever from cuban.loud noises in backgroundwho are the people you call when you are hammered and want to get your car home?city scoot?yeah awesome thanks.
At least he didn't try to drive.
I prefer cab rides with Peruvians.
I just talked to him, turns out he was sober and just went blank on a conversation. Way cooler story if he was hammered on Monday night.
When I take over I am going to legalize prostitution because pimpin' ain't easy. That is my election day stance.
joe were you listening to cowherd this morning? "the nba lottery draft is the best two minutes in sports. Some say its the Kentucky Derby. Tonight's draft is like the derby only no one gets euthanized at the end."
I luaghed my ass off when i heard that today.
getting drunk watching election coveragehttp://www.coedmagazine.com/sex/Guys-Room/8776
I just heard a radio commercial for smirnov ice light. For the people who can't handle the boldness of smirnov ice.
Another great concert coming to the 'Ville...Green Jelly of the three little pigs fame. Seriously, though, Clutch is playing Thursday night. Shinedown is coming June 11, and their new single sounds a lot better than their last album.
Blind melon and zz top
Matt Ryan signs a 6 year $72 Million dollar deal with the Falcons.
So Jen does Tim get a discount on everything, like the WiiFit? *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
late response, but barry, im also going to belgium on fridqy, but no italy. i havent been a rude american yet, but there are some asshole frenchies for sure. im going to moulin rouge tonight so i get to see boobies, and apparently its right in the middle of their red light district, so i have a feeling there will be a story or two.
In sports news, Mike Piazza retired. Was he even playing for anybody? The article also said he was married. I thought that guy was supposed to be gay or something.
I believe he is married to a playboy playmate. He is married to one along with another supposed homo QB Jeff Garcia. Tim Couch is married to one also who he stole from Cade McNown, 2 QBs with excellent NFL careers, both probably homos as well. Well he was listed as a free agent, but the last team he played for was the Oakland A's. Remember when Clemens tried to impale him with a broken bat. Awesome.
Todays question at work, TV friends with nicknames, preferably inappropriate.Boner - Growing PainsCockroach - Cosby ShowDonkey Lips - Salute your ShortsToken - South Park
This day in History: 1819 - Bicycles were first seen in the U.S. in New York City. They were originally known as "swift walkers."
yes Marc, he gets a discount on wii fit. 30% if I remember correctly...
Wii Fit trailer.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oNVIcMnZh4first time I have ever seen it.
You're screwed Vaughn.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,356692,00.html
Actually he will probably be fine, but if you get some pissed off father on the jury you are screwed.
I hate waiting at home for the repair man. This apartment blows and there are 4 things that need to be fixed. He went to the store 1.5 hrs ago for a faucet, a faucet handle, and a dead bolt...he'll have to get someone else to get the window ac unit fixed. I'm trying to finish a manuscript before I leave, but I can't go to the library to get papers. Damn it. On another note, How I Met Your Mother is officially headed in the direction of Friends. Damn it.
Apparently ryan perilloix is blaming all of his problems on his diagnosis of OCD.
yeah, did you follow that logic? I did not
Did he mean to say ADHD?
The logic is that someone keeps leaving weed there just smoldering so he smokes it. If he leaves it there it there, it would have ashed the coffee table and dirt can't get on the coffee table because if it does, he has to go into the kitchen to get the dust pan and broom which would mean that he needs to wash his hands 3 times before he goes into the kitchen and the bathroom is out of soap so he needs to go to the store to buy 2 more bars of soap so that the number of bars in his apartment is divisible by 3 but the drawer with his keys in them can't remain open for longer than 2.8 seconds and can only be done when he's certain that no one will ring his doorbell.So, I understand ...
actually, I need to quit bitching, the repair man just left and he did a nice job.
I wish you could do place bets on stuff like "Big Bang Theory will suck now that Sheldon hooked up with that chick"
er, whatever that dude's name is
I'm hoping it is a dream sequence
I do have to say I like the whole Schrödinger's cat theory of dating. That was clever
You need to walk up to a random girl at a bar and ask her if she knows about Schrödinger's cat and see what she says. If yes kiss her and say the cat's still alive.
And, of course, if she slaps you just say "cat's dead" and walk away
I don't think there would be anything creepy about taht at all
Being creepy is my go to pick up move.
The Man U v Chealsea game was fun to watch (the end at least)
PKs
Joe, do you still have that on DVR? I'm intrigued by the cat theory of dating. What little you and Phil just said makes no sense to me.
Phil- It was Leonard that hooked up with penny. I'm guessing Big Bang theory will probably pull a How I Met Your mother, and only have them together for a little while. Although, I think it is "sitcommy" enough to have Sheldon and Penny hook up (again pulling a How I Met your Mother). Speaking of HIMYM, we at least had 3 great seasons with Barney. I'm still a hopeful that they can do something good with the show. (They are really good writers, after all). "I know, it was a boob in a money suit!"
Now it makes a little more sense, but I think it's a little retarded...the show, not your version of it.
I saw a funny Chris Rock quote on Hilary dropping out today: "If you leave a club at 1am; it was your choice not to get laid. But if you wait till the club closes, you're ugly, and that's why you didn't get laid."
HIMYM is turning very gay. For the record, I hated the show Friends.
derrick character academically ineligible
Jessie and I watched Iron Man last night. That movie is awesome.
Chris, I think I still have that episode, not positive.
Funniest thing I have seen in a while.http://www.break.com/index/bestbuy-dance-off.html
Chris Cooley, from deep down in my stomach, with every inch of me, I pure, straight hate you. But goddammit, do I respect you.http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...-?urn=nfl,83661
Anyone up for riding today after work?
I can't, umpiring, not sure if I can anyways. It is hard to use the back brake. I read that about cooley earlier. He is my hero.
I hit the trails for lunch. They are in real nice shape today.
Very tempting, I haven't been on my bike this year yet.
Cool video of some of the new Madden 09 features:http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...-?urn=nfl,83948I really like the Backtrack stuff
For those who still haven't gotten your stimulus checks:http://consumerist.com/tag/stimulus...ulus-payment-if
I got my stimulus check. I did the responsible thing and put it in savings. And by put it in savings, I mean I bought an XBox 360.
$600 in hookers and blackjack would have been just as productive and stimulating...for the economy.
The Simmons & Klosterman "BS Report" on ESPN.com is certainly worth listening toohttp://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio...hive?id=2864045
We are messing around with texting language today. Does anybody know what BISFLATM (boy I sure feel like a turquoise monkey) means?
Jen, has your phone number changed? because aren't you on a fmaily plan now?
I got your text... still on the family plan... just haven't responded cause I was driving when I got it, and just havent gotten around to responding.Thursday works great. I'll buy you a birthday beer. Sorry I'll be in Phoenix this weekend soaking up sunshine and drinking stuff with umbrellas in it. But happy early Birthday!
PS, I apologize that I am running out of epic gifts. The single serve Jager bomb, the innertube w/taco kit and Cuba Libre and Havana Cola... I'll have to think of something.
Chris and I were wondering if we were honoring the natty sci holiday anytime?
And there's a Stagger soon, right?
What is the definition of a few drinks and what is the difference between landing on your head from 60 feet and 150 feet?http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?sl...p&type=lgns
How come we never heard more from Spacehog? "In the meantime" was an excellent song
This must be my lucky day, Spacehog followed by Candlebox. I feel like I am in 6th grade again.
The new Weezer video is an internet wet dream:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9...mp;feature=user
The radio is money today, I change the channel and get a little "every rose has its thorn." It would be way cooler if it was the velcro pygmies but it will do.
I'm bored
Me too.
Anybody working Monday? It is a federal holiday.
i take my head phones off for a while and put them back on and what am I treated to.....Mudshovel.
So I was umpiring last night and inbetween games the guy I was working with got high.A kid turned to me and said we suck as they were losing pretty bad, I told him "clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
One hour, 21 minutes to epic weekend. I'm psyched.
Anyone playing in a softball league up at Seneca Park on Thursday nights? I wasn't doing anything besides riding after work on thursdays so I've been recruited to play center field so we have some "speed" (HA HA HA) in the outfield.So far we are 1-0, and I'm batting 1.000 with two RBIs. I rule.
Douglas and I are JCC wednesday's, Chris is Mondays at Seneca.
Yeah, so natty sci holiday this weekend right. plus we didn't celebrate his graduation. Natty sci bbq sometime this weekend given that the weather should be nice? Who's up for it?
Off to Gatlinburg Mother Fuckers! Rock the hillbilly golf!
I only have plans tomorrow night till 9, I am free otherwise and off monday
I'll be in town through monday. We need to party. And yes, there is a stagger a week from today, so Jen, if you and Marc go out on thursday, don't get to drunk. Joe-those songs came out when I was in high school. God, I hate you.
If anyone is interested, Scott and I are planning to ride at Waverly tomorrow around 11.
anything happening tonight?
Well I'll be driving, so I won't be getting drunk.
If you haven't gotten my text message,Extra bed available in Gatlinburg if interested. I booked a single and got a double, sweet deal!Mullets!!!
Ah, memorial day weekend. My yearly reminder that lacrosse equipment company have some really weird ads.
So if anyone is going to be hungry soon, we would like to have a cookout in honor of the Natty Sci holiday. Bring food, we'll light the grill at my house, and have a few drinks.
I'm probably heading over there around 7pm. I'll bring some beer.
btw, i was doing some spring cleaning and I found a pair of jeans that I don't wear anymore because they are pretty jacked up. I found a receipt in the pocket for a little half off wing style tenders from o'charley's.
Horses fart alot.
speaking of farting, white castle was a huge mistake
hmmmm, i may be drunk if I found this video AWESOMEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9dpTTpjymE
Dude, I haven't posted on here for years...but that as the worst video ever.
Anyone interested in riding today?
ciao,venice is awesome. italian women are hot...but don't age well. the food is awesome. going to rome and the vatican (catholic mecca) tuesday.
Its annoying when everyone gets to travel about the world and my biggest trip of the year is a 4 hour drive to Appalachia. I need a new career.
Don't worry Brock not all of us are jet setters. Our last big adventure was down to Gatlinburg too. The next one will probably be camping in this state.
still in paris; went to belgium last week, and for the record, their beer is awesome. im not sure how im still technically functioning, im drinking every night, and there was a brawl with six of us the other night by the bastille, we beat up some frenchies, that was fun, dont have enuf time to elaborate though; will later.
i am representing both the sci and america quite well though
Anyone want to ride today around 5PM?
If it isn't raining, I'm down. But it looks like an afternoon of thundershowers to me.
I was wanting to ride this morning around 11ish, but decided against it because the rain was moving in. In fact, it's still moving in. Go figure.
I'm surprised none of you guys did the ride downtown yesterday.
I've done a couple of those rides. Too many biking douchebags.So I got in trouble at work in a training class on HIV/AIDS claims. They asked how is HIV transmitted and I said "$2 hookers and toilet seats."
How can they dispute that?
Isn't that how you got the HIV Worm? Was that you at New Years that said to some one that was sick on the phone thats nothing i got the HIV?
This guy gets a t-shirt.http://www.break.com/index/grandpa-...-beer-pong.html
Joe must of been how I contracted it.I was talking to Douglas's sister on the phone who said she wasn't coming to the party because she was sick. I asked her what she had, it was something lame like a cold, so I responded, oh that's nothing I've got the HIV and I am still partying.Douglas found that to be pretty funny.
2 broke stoners on the street corner playing the guitar and bongo asked me for some change or pocket garbage to keep their dollar bill from blowing away. I thought it was creative.
Papa John's has a new whole wheat crust out. Has anbody tried it?
For the record, I heart Phoenix. Had the most awesome hotel room ever. My friend works for a resort there and we got the presidential suite. Jay Leno checked out and I checked in. Most awesome weekend ever.
So is the stagger now going to suck by comparison?
Stagger never sucks.
Funny to me.http://www.break.com/pictures/the-c...eath509295.html
They are jack hammering out our cement steps about 10 ft from my office. I am also slightly hungover.Not good times.
Reggie Love with Obama. Now that is just nuts.http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com...p=6191#comments
we played your old team tonight, joe. I got revenge for ya.
Big Jay - Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. Not sure if you saw this or not, but Lucas is developing a game that is set between Episode III and Episode IV. You play as Vader's secret apprentice, and as the name suggests you use force powers to unleash hell.http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/770/770534p1.html
detox and jet lag don't mix
So Douglas, we lost our softball game last night when a triple play turned into only one out. On an infield fly rule our girl completely missed the ball. Batter out. I came in from right center to second and went to tag two runners who ran. The ump called infield fly rule, dead ball, and made all the runners go back. This was the bottom of the last inning they all scored after that, game over. I argued with the umpire but he was an idiot. Stupid people piss me off.
stupid people suck...we have our showdown in a couple wks. don't we? i've been wide awake since 5:30 this morning, i'm still six hours ahead. and i get home last night, and my car is missing a fucking hubcap. on a happier note, i supported castro's regime by purchasing some cuban cigars in paris and smuggling them thru customs. i had to buy a special bag to put them in and take all the labels off, but they're in. was it bad that the lady in the airport who sold them to me told me how to get them by customs? i also sneaked an extra couple bottles of wine thru as well.
Jue 18th i believeDino will be proud of you
So one of the magazines I deal with in China just sent this Olympic "gold medal" to me in the mail trying to get me to buy their "Olympic Advertising Special". Should I send back the medal with a note that says "free Tibet"?
Glad to hear you made it back Douglas and the potential pending international crisis was thwarted. So you have to tell me about kicking some Frenchie ass.
so we were out drinking, it's like 3 or something, we're out in front of like 3 or 4 bars right by the bastille, and there's this dude just hitting this chick in plain sight in the middle of the street. we tried to ignore it at first and not get involved, but he kept doing it, so this guy in our group goes and says something to him. he didn't like it, words were exchanged, and he swung frenchie swung at this guy. there were like six of us, and we pounced on this guy immediately, and then like four of his friends came out and jumped in. it was pretty quick, but basically it was over pronto, we pounded their ass, and it was over when one of our guys threw one of their guys' heads into a car window. that's when we gathered everyone up and started heading back to the hotel. going back, turn around and we're a man down, the smallest guy in the group, we turn around and they're kicking this guy on the ground, so we go back and do it over again, drop them, get our guy and get the fuck out of there b/c we don't know who else might be in the bar with their group, and it's probably not a good idea to get into a brawl in a strange country where we don't know anybody. a cop car drove by and didn't stop, we thought we were fucked when we first saw him drive by
Man Douglas, sounds like you had fun in France. And it is always good when you can kick some Frenchie ass. And some hockey player was killed in a motorcycle-tractor trailer crash.http://msn.foxsports.com/nhl/story/...189528?MSNHPHMA
Top 22 Weirdest SI covers of all timehttp://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn..../1/22/index.htm
Douglas-Okay, if some guy was beating a girl, you were right to step in. Knowing you, I thought you might have gotten into a fight for no reason.
Reminder-stagger tomorrow. It's shaping up to be pretty epic. When you all come up, try to get here around 7 or so (drinking starts promptly at 8)
Now Jay - Douglas nor I would ever get into a fight without any reason. It might not be a good reason, but there is always a reason.
yeah, it doesn't always take a good reason. we watched the guy for awhile as the argument escalated and then he started hitting her, we thought it would stop, but it didn't, we really didn't want to jump in being that we were in a foreign country, but no one else was doing anything about it, so it was hard to just keep sitting there. it was hard to offend anyone like we normally do b/c they didn't always understand what we were saying, so we were basically just really loud a lot and being 'rude americans.' we got kicked out of like 4 or 5 places. we even got kicked out of ouside. we were outside of the hotel being loud one night, and the front desk guy came outside and made us come in. never thought you could get kicked out of ouside, but it is possible. the trip was a blast, it's kinda depressing getting back to everyday life
Douglas did you go to Paris because of the MBA program?
So this creepy 26 year old guy I work with that went to Bellarmine randomly at lunch just starts telling me about how he wants to have kids now. I told him this was inappropriate language for the break room, I'm trying to watch the price is right. He ruined my roast beef sandwich and TPIR.
Is it ever appropriate for a guy to randomly start talking to another guy about his plans to have kids. He isn't even dating or married either. by the way, Brian Guinn is getting married this weekend.
what's the 26 yr old's name? if he's 26, then he had to be there when we were...wes - yes, i went with the MBA program
Yep, we graduated with him, Kyle Rogers.
don't know him, but his name sounds kinda douchy
or is it douchey?
i didn't know him either.
i guess he just wasn't part of the cool people like we were
Exclusive company there.
Very exclusive.Anything happening this weekend besides the stagger?I'll be leaving Monday morning for Charlotte, NC for work and won't be back till Thursday. That's pretty much a vacation.
i don't know of anything, cuban texted me about a possible poker game tomorrow night, but that's it
You're more than welcome to come up here and make friends with the bouncers again, Wes.
Thanks Jay, but I don't want to get completely out of control tonight.
Yeah, my "friends" tried to fix me up with a meth whore tonight. It was weird. I'm frigging hammered right now. Apparently, Benji's sister loves Godzilla cock. This took me for-fucking-ever to type.
here is how it should have been typed:Jay on Saturday, May 31, 2008 at 2:52 AMYeah, my "friends" fixed me up with a meth whore tonight. It was weird. I'm frigging hammering her right now. Apparently, Benji's sister loves my Godzilla cock. This took me for-fucking-ever to type.
nice
I'll give you the second point Joe, not the first.
Jay Bruce is a baseball god.
i'm just glad someone finally picked up jay bruce. I've been eying him for the past two weeks, but I'm already stuck with a team full of outfielders
Of course he's awesome, he has two first names.
Anyone up for another camping trip in a couple weekends? I'm off 6/7-15, and would plan on going 13-15 or so. Don't know where yet, but would probably head south in case Brock and Michelle wanted to come again.
So there is a Thirsty Thursday at the Bats this Thursday, then the 19th, 26, July 3rd, July 17 and 24th. So there is dollar beer at the ballpark 6 of the next 8 weeks. I think we should capitalize on this. Who is with me? I think it would be fun to hit up a few of these. I know Cuban and I are hitting up the July 3rd one definitely. 32 days till BUSM.
Well, hell yeah, we need to hit these up.Fort Lauderdale must be a rich ass place. In one night there, I saw more expensive cars than my lifetime in Louisville. Besides the Mercedes, BMW's, and Lexuses that were all over the place, I saw a Ferrari, Lamborghini, 2 Bentleys, and a Rolls. Fucking insane.
Beer, drink it, it's good, beer.
Chris Redman is rated a 82 in Madden 09 and is listed as the starting quarterback. Time to preorder that shit! Brohm is listed as second string with the Pack and has an 80.
Woodson is rated a 72, but is on the depth chart at #3. Harry Douglas is a 79 and the third WR for the falcons.
Tropic Thunder viral videohttp://www.guesswhichmovie.com/news/341
I'm back. When I was 13 I made a list of places to go before I died and Rome was #1. It did not disappoint. And the last night there my brother and I ended up passed out on his bathroom floor.
I leave for the coast tomorrow and will be busting my ass for the next three days.
So your brother is stationed in Rome and you are going to the coast to play with fishies or are you going to get crabs? PhD's sound fun.
I'm down for camping, Chris.
my brother is actually in aviano (near venice) we spenth the last day there. I'm setting up a field experiment. it is fun but its a lot of f-ing work. For the next two days I'll be starting before the sun comes up and ending after it goes down.
that's more productive than i was in paris and belgium, i just drank a lot. belgian beer is the shit by the way, so are belgian waffles and belgian chocolate
And belgian whores.
especially when you tie them up and leave without paying those bitches
Are there any good animals in Belgium?
We went to the hotdog place for lunch. Verdict: much better at 5am
joe - yeah, i got my hands on one of these bad boys:http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplane...elgian_Hare.htmHe was a fast little fucker, but once I caught him he didn't put up much of a fight
I remember Ross ate a shit load of teh hot dogs Saturday night. I was drunk who knows. My debit card expired at midnight saturday night and that got confusing. I was in and out of it throughout the night, I vaguely remember somethings. Once I had any Jager i knew what the outcome was going to be. Thanks for that jagerbomb Phil. Oh yeah, and I don't do the drunk taxi thing well since my jaw incident. I get a little paranoid when it comes to being drunk trying to get a taxi. I had fun though. Good times.
It's funny - I think Grand Theft Auto left me desensitized to riding in cabs. Normally I'd hessitate and do something stupid like drive home or get in a car with a bunch of strangers and hope for the best. But the easiest way to get around in GTA4 is to take cabs - especially if you've been drinking in the game. So I saw a cab and thought "hey, a cab...I'll just take it home"
I just got thrown under a bus at work. Ouch, my dignity, that hurt.
that's what the rabbit said
I'd go see more comic related movies if they based movies on characters such as Tyrannosaurus Reichhttp://filmonic.com/coolness-tyrann...c-nazi-dinosaur
found a better site with the same imageshttp://www.forumopolis.com/showthread.php?t=43344
let me clarify since someone at work wasn't sure, the bus is metaphorical. Apparently me getting hit by a real bus is believable.
i'm pretty bored so a clarification on the metaphoric bus-throwing would be also be welcomed.
One of my seriously disabled veterans moved to texas so I transferred the file there following procedures. I sent an email notification and did the proper computer updates. The file is supposed to be Fed Ex’d which our mail people didn’t do. Emails between our office and texas were going back and forth that I wasn’t included in and no one ever said hey Joe what did you do with this file. An email was sent to our office about the file being transferred and our coordinator said I didn’t do anything and that if I had told her she would have made sure proper procedures would have been followed and notification would have been made. I was never contacted about any of this and I just got called into a meeting because their director contacted our director and I had to write up a report saying what I did and submit it. Luckily I had screen prints and didn’t delete emails so I submitted all that to save face. Texas said it was no big deal and then went to our director. If it wasn’t a big deal directors aren’t required. Basically I was made out to be a retard and now I am trying to climb out of the whole someone else dug for me before it ends up a bigger deal and gets sent to Central Office in DC or seomething. Go me.
wow, that's pretty epic right there.
It'll probably end up on a CNN special about how poorly veterans are being treated or something. It just pisses me off that I end up looking like the jack ass for nothing.
hey, we do enough stuff to like jackasses that we deserve, so getting the extra jackass stuff is just over the top.
its jsut stupid
sports guy chat to cheer you up:http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatE...?event_id=20902probably good for two dumps, or an epic white castle cleansing...
I'm gonna find a little league catch and bribe him to do something like this to joe:http://deadspin.com/5012360/thats-o...-protest-a-call
worst i've gotten is the mix up in signals between catcher and pitcher and teh pitcher threw a fastball down teh cock and teh catcher jumped out for a pitchout. All you can do is flex and take it like a champ.
Why is there a big gray square on the posts from 11:42-12:05? ROAR!
I thought that was just something freaky on my computer
go BUhttp://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp...sp&c_id=mlb
I'm proposing a Cincinnati weekend trip to catch a Reds game and some Hofbrauhaus entertainment. There is an evening Saturday home game on July 19 vs NYM, or July 26 vs Colorado. Any one interested?
Holy crap! What a game! Back to the igloo!!
Get a real first name, Petr Sykora. Jackass.
btw, this video represents how game six will go down:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9sQW8eD8QM
Nothing beats watching the Stanley Cup finals from beautiful Phuket Thailand, which IS where I parked my car!! If you have never been here, you owe it to yourself to visit. I finally get to leave my floating steel home!
not everybody post at the same time, you'll clog the site
this place is dead i'm out of here
1) 1994 UK won 1 game in football, who did they beat?2) Who are Billy Clydes 3 assistant coaches?3) who has more wins at UK rupp or Joe B., sutton, pitino and tubby combined?4) since 1999 3 UK football players have kick returns over 100 yards, name tehm?5) when was the last UK basketball team to not win 10 home games?1) ron coopers last team went 1-10 who was the one win?2) who is teh last UL RB to lead teh team in rushing in back 2 back seasons?3) who has more wins crum at UL or Pitino in his career?4) who drafted Pervis ellison #1 overall?5) name the top 5 scorers in UL basketball history.
who wants to get fucked up this weekend? I'll bring the preparation H:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,362304,00.htmlI'll start working on those ?s in a minute
You heard the preperation h thing too. ESPN radio was talking about it.
1. Central Michigan2. Cyprien, Cox, Webster3. Rupp4. Abney/Little/? (Burton maybe)
5. i'm gonna' guess tubby's last year, 06-07
1) X2) i have no clue I didn't get the answer3) correct4) abney and burton are correct5) X
1) I know! Illionois! I think I even went to that game.2) Frank Moreau or Ralph Dawkins. I don't think they've had back to back guys since the 90s3) Pitino would have had to won something like 100 games per season to top Crum some I'm gonna go with Crum4) The Kings, drafted ahead of Danny Ferry who had a really weird Skybox rookie hard with him just standing there in a suit.5) Griff, Ellison, Gaines, Wheat and Gaines. Hmmm, maybe LaBradford Smith at #5
opps, i need to proof read.
1) correct2) Dawkins, i guessed shelman3) correct4) correct5) griff, ellison, wheat and gaines are correct smith incorrect
Derrik Smith then?
derek smith was my little league basketball coach at middletown, he coached a team with junior bridgeman, and i played with bridgeman's son, this was probably 2 yrs. before he died
his son nolan, who's at duke now, was a little kid then, and used to shoot on the basket opposite of where we practiced
Milt Wagner
You all want the UK answers yet?
sure, i'm not going to the trouble of looking them up, i was just guessing, i know the 3 assistants are right by the way, tracy webster and glenn cox and glenn cyprien
1) UL4) the other was craig yeast5) the 1998 national championship team. They only had 12 homes games that season.
i can't believe i didn't know UL, I remember that now, b/c i had many an argument with my UL friends that year about how we sucked and still beat them, never woulda guessed '98, probably shoulda been able to guess yeast
damn it, I knew the kentucky one about them beating louisville.
Special thanks to the front row ticket on ESPN Radio 93.9 with Rick Bozich and Jody Demling.
Ice found on Mars:http://i29.tinypic.com/250p4ew.jpg
that's no ordinary ice...
alright stop!
ok, i have what I feal is a potentially awesome team name for trivia, but I'm not sure if anyone will get it. With Clinton potentially dropping out today or tomorrow, I want to go with "The democratic nominee is near."Too subtle or too racist?
too subtle if anything, i don't see what would be racist about it
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071230...uotes#qt0167640
for those that don't feel like combing thru the blazing saddles quotes:[Gabby Johnson (on the roof of the church) spots the new sheriff riding into town] Gabby Johnson: [shouting] The sheriff's a nigger. [the last word is lost in the peal of a church bell] Harriett Van Johnson: What did he say? Dr. Sam Johnson: He said the sheriff is near. Been awhile since I watched that, and I love that movie, so I doubt most people would pick up on that team name
yeah, that's what I feared. Jerome got it right away, but then again he's a big giant bigot.
Dude!
I'm not a bigot. I detest white people just as much as black people, Indians, North Koreans, Aussies, Kiwis, Chinese, Haitians, Scandinavians, Spaniards, the Dutch and most of the Houston Rockets.
We went with "Hilary should make like Bill with an intern and pull out" instead.
if you hate that many people would that make you an equal opportunity bigot? or just an asshole?
nothing wrong with being an asshole
Futurama is coming back:http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/06/22/n...ntral-for-real/
joe, do you play tonight?
8:30
Dollar beer bat's game tommorow who is with me besides chris?
I'm in! Wait, thats the Sounds game I'll be doing dollar beer night at.
I played softball against Doug tonight. Does anyone still talk to him? I haven't seen him since the Natty Sci days.
I am in Charlotte, Nc this week for a trade show, and if I hear another "hey you look like Jake Gyllenhyall (sp?) I think I might snap. On a side note, autographs will be outside the Hilton for $10 bucks a pop.
i just can't quit you wes
Douglas, we lost last night by the mercy rule and were shutout. Something didn't seem fair from the beginning, we are playing a place called the wellness center, they were all very fit young people, and we have veterans on our team that are receiving military disability from the Gulf and Vietnam. I keep getting hits taken away from me because the girl in front of me can't run and gets thrown out at second on a ground ball to left. Did you all end up winning? 2 weeks till the big showdown. Are we going to manage to get tossed from the game somehow?
Equal opportunity bigot or asshole? Hmmm. I'm going with asshole. I like asshole.
yeah, we won, but we made a valiant effort to blow it in the last inning. we were up like 6-0, and let them score 5. despite our best efforts we still won though. i have decided that i really need to go to the batting cages unless i want to continue looking like a girl at the plate hitting left handed, it's been longer than i thought since I played co-ed. jerome, dynamite late-response
Relatively speaking, it wasn't that late since this place was deader than the Penguins' Stanley Cup hopes. Nothing sucks more than having a visiting team parade around on your home ice with that oversized champagne flute.
I really thought this was the Maple Leafs year. There is always next season...GO LEAFS GO!!!I did turn an awesome double play in right center by running past the girl in right field and nearly knocking her over and catching a fly ball on the line and doubling a person off 2nd. I haven't learned how to play well with others in coed softball. i didn't run over the girl at first base this week for standing in the baseline. That is a positive.
Bats game tonight anybody? At least Chris and I are going. nothing is better for a a warm day then a cold beer.
i would love to, but i need to go to a picnic tonight to celebrate my daughter's last day of bible school
this video is worth watching just for the last joke...http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=obIGsb-IZMo
Mike Tirico show:the idea of sportscenter after dark, the rated R versionI would watch it. Could be interesting.
I think we found the Cinci version of Joehttp://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....0107/306050068/
This would be a nice addition to Blow up St. Matthews, and life in general.http://www.dneent.com/cruzincooler.htmlQuestion, do we have the water balloon slingshot? What needs to happen to make that a reality again?
i don't think anyone thoroughly enjoyed the slingshot as much as bmac, or playing with little kids for that matter
Cuban already discussed ordering one, bring it up to him.
I was clothed and was reciting my address even when they didn't ask. I would have had a disorderly conduct but I was bleeding.
yeah, he gets a t-shirt
They shouldn't say that to you, Wes. You're a MUCH bigger douchebag than Jake Gyllenhall.
That guy hauling his dog in a cooler looks ridiculous. I like the travelling bar in the top left http://www.dneent.com/Rocketbarstool.html
If you get the water balloon slingshot again, will Jay have to go back over to next door and make peace with your neighbor again and offer a handwritten apology?
Thanks Jay I figured that was the subtle difference, but atleast I'm not a gay cowboy.
so anyone got plans for tonight?
oh for real? that sounds like fun, I can't wait to do that. this might be the best idea ever. i have a feeling tonight is going to be legen-dary indeed, i think i'll need to suit up.
count me in!
i'm heading up to molly's here in about 10 minutes
Is the camping still on for next weekend
Yes, we haven't decided where yet. We're planning probably either Green River Lake or Dale Hollow. GRL is a little closer for all of us, but Dale Hollow looks cooler. Joanna and I are planning on leaving early Friday to get things set up so people can leave after work without worrying about setting up a tent in the dark. Does anyone have an extra tent to borrow for Joe and Jay?
hmmmm, do I'm bleeding. I don't know where my glasses or my bills hat is. Oh, and I woke up under my desk. There is also a 99% chance I puked on a table at flanagans. Not good times
Well... at least you didn't fall in a duck pond.
So I've been piecing together the evening. I was talking gibberish at Molly's around midnight and then I "suddenly left." At this point I had my glasses and hat I'm told.Around 1:30 I was at flanagans, but I had no hat and no glasses. Hmmmm. The mystery deepens.
btw, this is a useful word to know:http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/callipygian
Good word!
joe, my phone got wet and salt water is bad for phones. anyway new phone lost your #, call me (same #) so I'll have it again.
Anyone want to go see Shinedown and 12 Stone Wednsday?
Chris, i think i am umpiring all week
For anyone looking for something to do tonight, I got my big "Blue White Cup Game" at 7:30 at iceland. The beer and food is cheap, and the hockey is of equal value.
that is a very accurate statement.
clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose
i guess if you had to pick a way to die...http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,364502,00.html
Burket - I should be able to go riding tomorrow if you want to that is.
what is your record in the Blue - White Cup, 2-0?
That may change tonight. All our forwards are cherry pickers and our defense is pretty weak, so it may end up being a high scoring game if our goalie doesn't step up.
The end of the single bar helmets in the NFL:http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...a?urn=nfl,86929(worth reading if just for the last paragraph)
This also made me laugh, because I like potty words. Furious Ozzie Guillen's Lineup Card Full Of Expletiveshttp://www.theonion.com/content/new..._ozzie_guillens
I have a kelty 3-person tent you're welcome to borrow. Just got back from traffic school...not bad, could of been a lot worse.
I have finally lost a hockey game. Not good times.
I had traffic school once. Wasn't too bad. The cop was actually mildly funny, so it was more like 3 hours of watching a semi-good comedian, and she let us out pretty early.
there are people getting tickets left and right, my dad's got traffic school thurs. night, his first ticket in over 10 yrs., sarah's gotta get it soon, a dude i work w/ just got a ticket. police budget must be tight so they're giving out more tickets. i've had traffic school twice, it was the same lady both times, and she's very nice and mildly entertaining, but that doesn't take away from the fact that you're bored out of your mind for four hours in an uncomfortable seat and surrounded by weirdos
yeah... there are definitely some characters in traffic school. but hey, at least they stopped showing the gory videos
Hey Michelle and Brock- are you all bringing your pie iron this weekend? If so, I can bring ingredients for making something with it....just let me know
Shortfall in the budget, so they will ticket you. Easy source of revenue, especially with the # of out of towners that commute back and forth.
if a woman cheats on you on her bachelorette party and you find out months into your marriage, does that give you the right to treat her like shit?
yes
especially if he didn't cheat on her at his bachelor party
cuz he probably could've had a lot more fun on his bachelor party if he cheated...
i'm assuming there's a story there....
I'd divorce her ass
joe, brad said you weren't going this weekend. My mom also recently spoke with Ann. My mother upon hearing you weren't going assumed it was a financial matter and wanted me to inform you that you are welcome to stay in our room Friday and Saturday night. I figured that it was not likely financial but rather time constraints, but she wanted me to let you know anyway. Because my mom and Ann had the aforementioned conversation Brad called me this morning to see if you had changed your mind and were now planning to attend. I think he called your place but you were already at work. So more to the point:Are you going?If not, would having a room to split make things easier for you make it?
overhearing conversation at work. the man is the bad guy for treating her like shit when she cheated on him.
I don't think it gives you the right to treat her like shit, I do think it gives you the right to be pissed off.
Basically it sounds like she feels horrible for it and he won't give her the time of day. That is what she is calling treating like shit.
depends on how he's actually treating her like shit. I mean, whether she's wearing the scarlet letter or taking some abuse every day makes a difference. And for how long? If he just found out, I'd say that warrants a little healing time. If that was a year ago, I'd say, either drop her, or move on.
But the bottom line is, if he stays with her, she better be giving lots and lots and lots of make up sex.
If she'll cheat on you a few days before you get married, she'll sure as hell cheat on you if you have to go out of town for a week for work or whatever. Get out while you can, sucka.
way to ignore me joe, although I am intrigued by the story
treating like shit is a very loose (no pun intended) definition, i meant it as generally ignoring her for awhile and maybe yelling at her a few times. but if she's getting upset at him and making him the bad guy b/c he's ignoring her for awhile while he gets over it, then she's a bitch and they'll end up getting divorced anyway for some reason, whether it's this issue or not. Not that cheating is ever excusable, but if you've been married for a really long time and you get drunk on a business trip or do something stupid once out of a weak moment, that's one thing, but if you're cheating right before the wedding, that's a major warning sign that you probably shouldn't be getting married
barry, i'll call you tonight sometime. I have to umpire first then I'll call you after that.
I want to know more details to the story...how did he find out? Who was the guy she cheated with? What exactly did she do? Joe get the inside track.
the mystery of the glasses now has a clue! I was looking at my credit card receipt and I found a $78 charge at o'shea's over the weekend. I certainly don't remember being there. Maybe that's where the hat and glasses are!
Or, the same guy who stole your hat and glasses also took your credit card...
credit card is still on me, so that is unlikely.although I did manage to spend $400 on drinking related things this past week. Just like old times...
The Fabulous Philco #16 in your program #1 in your hearts!Welcome back amigo.
if you are going to cheat delete any text messages. Guy was an old friend of hers.
....or just not.
Or if you are going to cheat, have the decency to sleep with another woman, so the guy can fantasize about it. Or live out his fantasy, whatever.
kudos to thatprobably fake, but still funny:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sq-HYGfnIo
Yes, pie irons are coming, I'll probably bring stuff to make delicious Reubens.Hammock is coming along so I hope we have trees. We better have trees or we're going to be torched.I don't have the cornhole set with me, its at my parents (no room here to store it and no one in Nashville has any idea what the game is - everyone here is either a cowboy or a super-yuppie [Vanderbilt]). <-- can I use a bracket inside parentheses, I forget grammar.We will be bringing the bikes and as long as Joe's hatchet/multitool repair holds up longer I'll try some trails. The "repaired" tire has gotten me back and forth from work for 6 months, so I think it'll hold.Horseshoes??Michelle has a two-person inflatable boat, but I don't know if we'll bring it. Drinking, Chris, and an inflatable raft on a lake sounds like a bad idea.Any other items for entertainment besides Jack Daniels?
Flaig died.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...vu6JW1aPbHqg%3DDid he actually bore himself to death literally by giving a speech in a mirror? Too soon? Nope.
I'm bringing my fishing pole. I might actually get to fish this time.
Brock, we will be bringing the cornhole set afterall. Joanna's dad is letting us borrow his truck. I don't know if we will be bringing bikes though. We'll have to see how they'll fit in the bed with a topper or if my rack will hold on to his truck. Between booze, trails, the lake, cornhole, and Jay's music, I think we'll be plenty entertained. That is if he brings his guitar along with his fishing pole.
Hell yeah, I'm bringng it!
So I won't need to bring anything for dinner Saturday since Jay will be providing plenty of seafood?
Jay watch out if they start a fire.
Wes-Oh, I know. Brock-We'll see.
The World of World of Warcraft!http://www.theonion.com/content/vid...ets_gamers_play
douglas, what time you play tonight?
i'm at 6:30 on #2, i see you're at 7:30 on #1. i just got back from the batting cages, after last week when i hit like a girl left handed, i realized i needed a refresher trip, seeing as how it's been like 2 yrs or something. I got like 65 swings in, so i should be able to hit it to an outfielder this week
Where do you fools play at, Tom Sawyer?
JCC. I am perfecting the groundball to shortstop with my one handed swing. Stupid finger.
I almost hit it out of the outfield the other day. I was pleased.
yeah, our league is pretty effin bad from what i've seen so far, i made some routine plays at shortstop last week, and the people on my team were damn near amazed
the same with catching a fly ball on my team. Like I said, we have guys on our team receiving disability checks.Phil, with your speed you should be putting the ball on the ground and legging em out.
Everytime I see you hit one in the air, you owe me 20 pushups.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,365621,00.htmlhow'd u like to be on this jury?
I was watching a story about that on the news last night. They should probably investigate anyone who doesn't try to get off the jury.
well, they got me batting 5th for some damn reason behind our best players so there are always people base. So I've been trying to leg out grounders down the first base line which seems to work ok
Wes, Phil, anyone else up for riding tonight?
I got a game at 7pm, otherwise I'd definitely would have been up for it. I did ride my bike to work which was a good call
http://www.gatewaygrizzlies.com/news/?id=6339i will miss my arteries
Since our camping trip is this weekend, I decided to whip out my pole today and fling it around a few times. It got kind of wet, but nothing nibbled on it. I have to say, when I first got it, it was way too much pole for me, but I don't have nearly as much trouble handling it now. I have to say that it is too big and and difficult for most women to handle, although there might be some ladies at the campground I can teach to put it where they want it.
here i thought I had the perfect soft pretzel. Marinate in hot sauce, eh? Intriguing.
i plan to try and cook the buffalo soft pretzel sometime. I am intrigued. The rest of the menu is beautiful too.so this weekend you going to throw the ol' worm out there and wiggle it around and give it a few jerks see if anything wants a piece of the worm
Well played, Joe.
Joe, at the next pepper fry, we have to try to make our own BAseball's Best Slider. We should add bacon to it though. Or we could combine it with Baseball's best burger and put a couple white castles between the Krispy Kremes, add bacon and cheese then deep fry.
That sounds delicious!
jay, since no one else acknowledged it, that was a touching story about a boy and his pole, i enjoyed it thoroughly.on another note, bud light might be going belgian:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,365823,00.html
The beer depot is an awesome place. Nothing like Wednesday night beer pong.
yeah it was pretty awesome, i think you should have unlimited re-racks.
I think chris should quit breaking all the ping pong balls. We so would have kicked those chicks asses at beer pong had they not gotten scared and gone and played putt putt instead....pussies.
Yeah they didn't want any.
Douglas, heads up next week, our team is on a rampage. We went from 0 runs 2 weeks ago to 1 run yesterday. We are dangerous.
how long can you survive in the vacuum of space:http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/space_vacuum
"In the first 30 seconds any fluid on the surface of your body would begin to boil due to lack of ambient pressure, this includes the saliva on your tongue and the moisture in your eyes."Holy crap. I think I might want to die quicker than 1 min 30 sec
So our supervisors are referred to as coaches in our office. I think after every team meeting I am going start giving the good game coach high five or handshake into the ass smack like a pitcher being pulled from a game. apparently the hip bump and chest bump are inappropriate for the office. With the office softball team i noticed i have been rocking the high five and fist bumps in the office now.http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/bi...m?urn=mlb,87384
"Fist bump"? I believe the preferred nominclature is "terrorist fist jab."http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/...i_n_106027.html
So I went to the doctor today for a follow-up on my finger and I ran into Dr. Broome, Chris' dr. friend that was at New Years. Well from what I overheard he was doing surgery on a guy who hurt his arm on the job and he needed something bigger to fit his arm because the guy had a massive arm. His proffesion, proffesional arm wrestler.
Joanna,Here is that job website I mentioned last night.www.greaterlouisvilleworks.comthere is a chemical engineer position open at Jim Beam.
this is curt schilling's blog, it's an interesting read b/c he sat down right behind the lakers bench for game 2 and talks about what he heard and saw:http://38pitches.com/2008/06/09/man...the-nba-finals/
you can find your house on google now...http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...SINESS/80612019
good find, douglas. I just shut productivity down as we have begun trying to pin down the time frame when these were taken. My guess is in september
graduation advice I wish I would have taken:http://deadspin.com/5015813/a-speci...e-class-of-2008
Whenever it was, both Joe and I were at my parents.
Holy crap! Only 1 vehicle in my parents' driveway (Chip's Jag). That has to be some kind of record. Usually there is no room in the driveway and everyone is parked on the street. I wish I knew the time of day.http://maps.google.com/maps?q=7012+...9189479613,,0,5
They've had the street view in Nashville for a few months now, and you can actually move it right up to my parking spot at my apartment, but my car is not there, so either I haven't moved in yet or it happened to be the 1 and million time my car is gone.
Who wants the vaulted honor of compiling a Google street view list of places Chris has puked?http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&...2324620435,,0,5
I think it must have been sometime before March, cause my patio furniture isn't on my balcony
No street view in my neighborhood. Fucking ghetto ass google.
If you didn't live out in the boonies, rich boy!
I was trying to place the dates based on movie theaters and other places that would have signs indicating what was going on. So far the only place with a sign I can read is The Palace, but it isn't too helpfulhttp://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&...2324620435,,0,5Somewhere betweem June and September it looks like
I'm not rich.
My neighbors house was for sale and my recycling bin was the only one out on the street, recycling comes on tuesday so it was either thursday through sunday.
My best guess would be july to september of last year. I can see a whoite round table leaning against my gargage that was left from 4th of july. The street seems clean of evidence from BUSM so it was at least a month after 4th of july
this is a late response, but that deadspin graduation speech made me laugh a lot, i think mainly b/c it's so true
I just read the graduation speech as well, I believe that would have been far more useful that whoever the fuck gave our speech.
Now that's one drunk Cooter.http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/...s.ap/index.html
43,000 beers? I feel kinda like a lightweight now, i'm pretty ashamed of myself
Anybody doing anything this weekend?
Douglas, tonight i have the 11-12 year old semifinals for the st. Matthew's league tournament and tomorrow I have the plate for the minor league championship and first base for the major league championship. Glory days.
my raise just went into affect. yippy!!!
I'm probably going to try to hit up Vanesa's cookout, Joe
Cookout? now that I think about it Vanessa did call last night and Laura didn't answer. Must have been about that. Having the axle fall off, not break, on a horse trailer while driving sucks. That made for an interesting evening.
Yeah, 43,000 beers is a bunch. Especially paired with 2,000 jugs of liquor. If my math is right, he started at age 15 till age 35. So basically, this guy is downing a 6 pack a day, plus a quarter of a jug of liquor every day for 20 years. And he still has a liver? Amazing.
Wow, apparently the youtube video of the Marine throwing the puppy was real. And he got discharged for it. I think I might have to find his ass and kick him off a cliff.http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/12/ma...uppy/index.html
It gonna rain
joe, if i didn't have class i'd come watch and relive the greatest years of my life
peta wackos:http://www.reason.com/blog/show/127005.html
Douglas needs to go Italy now to get squelchy with a unicornhttp://news.nationalgeographic.com/...corn-photo.html
i've already wacked it to those 'unideer' pictures like 19 times since yesterday. once i nail that piece of deer ass I'll have damn near every species imaginable, short of digging up a dinosaur and fucking its skeleton. My biggest question at this point is where do I want to stick the horn first?...
How do you not have your own reality show?
I believe the FCC has a specific "Douglas" related subcommittee to prevent such an abortion of good taste from being aired.
yeah, those bastards are always keeping track of me. on another note, here's a sports guy diary from last night's game:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/080613
how in the hell is r. kelly innocent?http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,366316,00.html
Phil, cuban and i said that if you find a reasonable water balloon slingshot online we will throw in on it.
i hate white castle
ps i think i have a stalker
Christina or Dana? I was dropping ass all game today. White Castle hurts. You were cracking those other tables up at White Castle. Hey Phil, Trent McNealy and Love Burger are on TV right now.
Christina. Not sure if Dana has my number. Shit, did I get her number too? Hey Wes, remember the awesome track pants / button up combo that worked wonders back in the day? I was rocking the adidas shirt and a polo last night. Styling.
Slip and slide at Sheahttp://gothamist.com/2008/06/15/vid...tadium_slip.php
Phil you were rocking the adidas shorts or adidas pants? Anybody that goes out like that is a true pimp. Fellas should take note at Flanagan's.
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i think someone picked up the phone while wes was submitting that last post via his 14.4k modem.And I was rocking the adidas shorts. There to be precise:http://www.amazon.com/adidas-3-Stri...9471&sr=1-5
Anyone figure out what time of day this is based on the shadow?http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&...849678456591641
was that AJ's first natty sci post?
Happy (late) Father's day, Wes.
scroggin's engaged now for those that don't know, if anyone cares. talked to bmac this weekend, and he's well on his way too, they apparently have a date in mind, just no ring.
poor bastards. Thirsty Thursday this Thursday, any one interested?
Actually Joe is correct, that was indeed AJ's first natty sci post.
and he will never have a productive day ever again in his life
i've made a conscious effort to keep kaelyn away from the sci
chris rock always jokes that he needs to keep his daughter off the pole, I am adding the sci to that
i made a new post: http://nattysci.com/displaypost.aspx?post=121
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