i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
Posted by Phil on February 5th, in the afternoon | 250 comments
Graphic courtesy of Big Jay and Microsoft Paint
I know I've said this once today but.....STAGGER STAGGER STAGGER STAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Generic complaint for past Super Bowls and Super Bowls yet to come:The [insert topic of pregame interest] was lousy, the game was boring, and both teams were AWFUL, it's just that the [insert losing team] are from the wussy little [insert losing team's conference]. And was it just me, or was [insert network name]'s broadcast, particularly [insert announcing team] just gut wrenching???? I watched the Bengals-Niners SB last night from 89 and Dick Enberg and Merlin Olson were absolutely FABULOUS. I found myself switching back and forth from the game to the Green Mile, and after the int TD return, I just said to myself "huh, they scored" and switched back to the movie. And as for the commercials, not only do I not want to buy a Chevy now, my future children, when I find a good woman, are FOREVER forbidden to buy a Chevy as well. Jeez, what happened to this game, did it get THAT bad over a span of one year???
I blame Carlos Mencia
Good looking out, Phil. Note: The original stagger invite (which has become my template for all subsequent invites) was made using photoshop. I think at some point I need to go to that, because the quality has been slowly dropping (Note 2: John the Devil made the first one, as I am not allowed to have photoshop on my computer, or am too lazy to do it).
the super bowl sucked, at least i won 30 bucks in poker
I found a link to all the commercials from the Super Bowl.http://www.tv.com/superbowl-commerc...ot%3baction%3b1
just go to you tubehttp://www.youtube.com/superbowl
Happy Birthday to Rick Astley, 41
and happy 'celebrate catholic schools week'. And happy birthday Monopoly, 72.
The dude who wears shirts is over 40! Man, wearing shirts was so 20 years ago.
Brock, you remember our discussion of Rick "the guy with the hair" Astley, don't you? That's the whole reason I put him on here. "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you"
what a surprise, Snickers has pulled their "two dudes kissing" ad campaign after just about every single person in America found it offensive. Homophobes didn't want to see two guys kissing, gay people were offended that two guys would cause harm to themselves at the thought of being gay and normal straight people who confused as to why getting rid of chest hair would be considered "not gay"http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/mmmm...ersy-234156.php
on a related note, I could some help coming up with a "Turner wants to share a snickers bar with __________" for a team name at trivia tonight.I was thinking about "Prince and his throbbing guitar."
Oh yes... I know what you were referring to. Hence the "shirt" reference. I think we described him as the guy with hair, who wears shirts, and has a face.
Just making sure.
My first day back in the lab and I'm hearing stories of how legendary the night was... if they only knew... or I only knew... I can't remember!Apparently we're going to get hit with 6-10 inches of snow this afternoon and evening... that should be fun!
Brock - so when do you actuallly get your doctorate degree and title? Do you have to wait for graduation?
Technically I don't get my degree until I file all the paperwork for this quarter. So I'll officially be done the 2nd week of March. Graduation, or the ceremony, isn't until June. Regardless of all these technicalities, when I'm applying, my program director will be sending out letters to confirm my completion even before these dates.Once I got the signatures after my defense, they can't stop me, unless I failed to take a course or something, which should have been taken care of years ago when I applied for doctoral candidacy.So, this goes to show you, the more school you have, the longer-winded and less to the point your answers become.
Fox sports draft projection.Okoye in top 10.http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/...421386?MSNHPHMA
Brock, if you find a Yankee's toboggan/toque/sock hat or whatever kinda hat cincy people call it, it's mine. Please bring it back to the ville the next time you're here. I'm thinking JOanna was wearing it and it may have ended up in Michelle's room. Or covered in puke upstairs, I'm not really sure since I remember less of the night than most.
I hate point shit to break.com because I'm pretty sure everyone reads it anyways, but somehow a video clip from GBITT 07-08 was posted:http://break.com/index/perverts_karma.html
Fucking hilarious.
Yeah Chris, I saw a Yankees toboggan in the hallway yesterday and originally thought it was your hat, but didn't remember you had one of those toboggan's too... so its safe and sound, and not covered in vomit.
Peyton doing the bulldance.http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1740460
Shit just be thankful I didn't see the yankee shit when I was sick, I probably would have puked in it if so. effin yankees!
You did puke on the Yankees hat
This sucks.
Remember us talking about when Heidi from the hills would do porn? Well, she has taken her first step by having a spread in Stuff magazinehttp://www.courier-journal.com/apps...STS18/702070693(last blurb before the quote)
And todays 90's hit courtest of youtube is:Adina Howard's "Freak Like Me".http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6leaDbygLw
If I did sorry Chris, but deep down I feel vindicated for Johnny Damon.
I think I found the best website ever!http://www.onehitwondercentral.com
Not a coffee fan, but this is one I'd try.MAKER’S MARK KENTUCKY CAPPUCINOOne last thing I'd like to mention is that we have a new cocktail recipe for you to try in honor of this month's happy holiday - Valentine's Day. This is great one for lovebirds or even those of you who just have a warm heart:Kentucky Cappuccino12 ounces of freshly brewed coffee4 parts Maker's Mark 4 parts white creme de menthe2 teaspoons of brown sugar1 cup whipped cream for garnishStir together all of the ingredients and divide between 2 mugs, Garnish with whipped cream. Ta-dah
Today is College Football National Signing Day!This should be a holiday.
Some dude playing for the North Dakota D-League team has himself a blog. I must say the dude is pretty damn funny:http://web.mac.com/rzb0/iWeb/Site%202/Home.html
Phico - how in the hell did you find his blog. I know you didn't sit around and goodle d-league blogs.Funny Myspace Messages 4 is pretty good.
I had to close out my browser I am laughing so hard on the MM4...good lord that is some funny shit.
MySpace messages #3 he pretends he's a podiatrist:http://web.mac.com/rzb0/iWeb/Site%2...6339CE2CB3.html
The one where he goes back to high school has some great shit in it too:http://web.mac.com/rzb0/iWeb/Site%2...4994C5FF12.html
Abby just sent me this link and told me she'd kill me if I did something like this. Do you guys think she is playing?http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=6051338
What if you changed it to something cool, like Hiro Nakamura, or Obi-wan Kenobi?
or Kal-el
Shit, let's be honest if I am chanign my name I am donning black and calling me Darth Vader.
That's the way I'd see it. I was just setting you up for that. Abby should be okay with that, because Abby Vader is a cool name.
Sometimes you guys are real dorks.... but its cool.
Here's a pretty neat website for us relatively new to investing and financial matters, Cuban you are going to love this, www.hedgestop.com (I just contributed to an IRA...hahahahahaha).
Looks like Bud Bundy did well for himself, and now he wants out.http://www.people.com/people/articl...0011038,00.html
53 hours until stagger!
that link doesn't work wes...
works for me.
nevermind
http://www.hedgestop.comor if you were talking about this one.
no, i was talking about the people one, for some reason the fifth time's the charm i guess, i already checked out that hedgestop site
i love vacation, sitting on your ass is a wonderful thing
Yeah hedgestop is pretty cool because if you play the stock market game they give you 50M bucks (like you are hte hedge leader) and you can buy any stocks you wants on the the NASDAQ, NYSE and American Stock Exchance. Kind of interesting, in fact, I might sit down tonight and start planning my portfolio.
i didn't look at it too closely but i played a stock market game before using real stocks awhile back, and if it was real money, i woulda made a shitload of money
i signed up w/ u wes, i need something new to fill in the void that was fantasy football, at least in this kinda game u actually learn something now and then
we're also the first two BU people to play too
Jackpot, I think we need a strong showing.
NattySciInvestments.com - how to lose your money.
Personally, I want to put 85% of my 50Million into lottery games.
i want to invest it in casinos, or rather, blow it at casinos, 50M would make one helluva vegas trip
Legen....wait for it...dary.
i just bought 250,000 shares of the company i'm starting w/ in two weeks to get me started in that game. I'll do more tomorrow, but for now i've got to go back home, throw in a Grizzly and watch some TV. y'all have fun finishing the work day
Enjoy.
jenn sterger loves the shockerhttp://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vi...ortsIllustrated
Does anybody know if UofL signed those three guys that were holding press conferences today? I think one was a linebacker, and another was a defensive end, and maybe one was a wide reciever.
Dave, if you are talking about the dudes from Lauderdale Lakes Boyd Anderson they only signed the LB/DE (Patrick Grant) out of that group. Barnes (LB) went to Auburn and I'm pretty sure Bryant (OL) committed UNC.
Two good articles on recruiting. One on the Irish being dicks and the other on no one believing Illinois could possibly be doing things on the up and up:Irish: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dy...649.html?sub=ARIllini: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/07/s...html?ref=sports
dave, here's the press release on the louisville signings. it's only like 15 dudes so it's a quick read:http://uoflsports.cstv.com/sports/m.../020707aad.html
Thanks phil, that is what I was looking for. They got some good RB's coming.
i've been following the recruiting all f-in day waiting to hear about some LSU and U of L recruits. Fairly pleased with both except Joe McKnight
Jesus Christ Kentucky F!@#ing Sucks.
Phil, it looks as if FOX can stop biting your shiny metal ass.http://tv.ign.com/articles/761/761478p1.html
Hey, you need a flute player?
Happy Birthday to Seth Green, 33.
This site sucks as bad as Duke
Duke is terrible.
Hey Wes, with this stock trading game, can you join a group or something?Currently, I'm only affiliated with UC.
yeah I think you can but I am unsure how you do it. Do you think I actually read the instructions?
Brock - douglas and I are under the Bellarmine University school tag.
That's the point I was trying to make, wes.
Know what isnt terrible? The fact that tomorrow is stagger.
Jay needs to hype this up some more, I keep forgetting its tomorrow.
I'll help--31 HOURS TO STAGGER!!!!!!!!!are you definitely going Brock?
Big Red and Stagger. Now that is a party
Unless Michelle has some random road trip planned to her parents, which I doubt. I think I should communicate better.
Cool. I'll bring her Iowa sweatshirt back. Is she coming too?
I've still got the Big Red Wes got for me for my party... I'm saving that for a special time to spill it on my pants.
I doubt she's coming... she has to finish up a couple of papers for her classes. She graduates in March, so there is a bit of panic brewing.
she should wait and panic after stagger.
Wes, how did you find out about Carlisle companies?
Actually, I got you the Big Red, Brock. I was going to call you tonight and give you directions.
TOMORROW IT'S MOTHERFUCKING STAGGER TIME, BITCHES!!!!!!How is that for hype, Brock?
It's almost Valentine's Day. Have YOU found that special someone?http://louisville.craigslist.org/w4.../272339293.html
that lady scares me.
this posting seems like it is a set up to be murdered:http://louisville.craigslist.org/w4.../275293008.html
DUDE, I can't beleive Anna Nicole Smith DIED.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17050167/?GT1=9033
We are going to need a Trivia Team Name" task force for this!
That is what TrimSpa does for YOU.I always figured she would slowly die of AIDS
There is no fucking way that's true. Thats impossible! No more Anna Nicole porn?
Brock - MSN money is a damn good site, for the record.
phil, is this one of your posts?http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ATURES/70208053
I wish I wrote that. That's the start of an awesome team name.
I bet her lawyer Howard K. Stern is responsible. He was boning that bitch when she was fat and had all that texas oil money now he wanted it for himself. And he is the one who may or may not have been responsible for her son's death.
Jealous Wes?
But the MSN article said she lost all that oil money in court.
Had you torn your sweater off in front of her she would have probably boned you.
i'm going with the trimspa shit...it's not normal to lose that much weight that fast...even though she started it years ago.
Not at all.
I don't think it was the trimspa that made her lose weight. I'd place my bet on coke. Especially considering there's a lawsuit against her and trimspa with a bunch of people saying it doesnt work.
Regardless, she's on the ultimate weight loss plan now.
there's your trivia name.
well, let me say it this way: whatever caused her to lose all that weight (and any combination of substances), also likely killed her
24 hours till stagger!
apparently there's video of anna nicole collapsing and having CPR administered to her, so you guys might wanna be on the look out for that tomorrow when u're at work
not sure what to say, but i have to post it:http://annanicolesmithdies.com/
I'm still trying to figure out a team name. I like "Anna Nicole Smiths death won't be a BIG loss...thanks to TrimSPA" but I'm not terribly sure if it will work out loud.
Also, don't know if it works aloud, but I am going for truly horrible. "When losing weight by TrimSPA alone is just too slow, seek son's advice... and die"
"First Barbaro, Now Anna Nicole?! Which one of next ex-lovers will die next." Inspired by Douglas's desire to sleep with any creature.
Douglas...wow
I was also thinking of a "it hasn't been a good month for those who've been ridden hard in exchange for millions"
"Death won't stop me from rubbing one off to my Guess Jeans poster"
"If you act now, you'll receive our special Dead Playmates issue absolutely free!"
stagger stagger stagger stagger!!!
Just 10 more hours
"I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so SCARED!" Jessie Spano...and so true when it comes to Stagger.
perhaps if you weren't addicted to caffeine pills you wouldnt be so scared.I'm psyched!
I think this jackass is just asking for some drunk dials.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkXH7hBbDI0
(In the melody of "I Wish it was Christmas Today" performed by Jimmy Fallon, Horatio Sanz, Chris Kattan, and Tracy Morgan)I don't care what your momma saysStagger time is nearI don't care what your daddy saysStagger time is dearAll I know is that my favorite holidayIs making it's way to Frankfort today.I don't care about no Christmas toysStagger is number one.I don't care about no colored eggsStagger girls are more fun.I don't care what the Peruvians sayGet your ass to Frankfort today.I'm glad its Stagger todayNo more days away.I don't care what your mama saysStagger is full of beer.I don't care what your daddy saysStagger will soon be here.I don't care I went to one in June.Stagger can never come too soon.I'm glad its Stagger today.I'm glad its Stagger today.
I think Douglas should put that guy's number on speed dial. And do his normal orgasm drunk dial messages.
Do you guys have your travel arrangements together?
Jen wants a ride I know that. (Go figure) So I am planning on driving down. Anyone else planning on going and wanting to ride together call me. As far I know of "definites," its Me, Brock, Jen, Adrian, Joe, and Jay. Anyone else?
Its not that I want one. Its just necessary for the safety of myself and others.nice job on the song.
All I know is that I'm getting everyone at each of those bars tonight to give a call to Luke Johnson and call him a fag.
a guide to grade exams:http://www.rvc.cc.il.us/faclink/pru...mor/grading.htm
Marc, if you want to pick me up at my crib, you are more than welcome.
If not, i will be driving down, what exit is it again Jay?
review of the movie "300"http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31520
Pat Forde goes to Bracket Camp.http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...e=ESPNHeadlines
It's exit 58
I will watch 300 about 10 times just because of that review alone. That's a movie you need Chris to get all whiskey'd up and scream "I stand alone!" 15 times until people start telling him to shut up and he stands up and flicks 'em off... all while the dancing popcorn is on the screen.I think after watching this movie, I'm going to try and punk out as many giant linebacker dudes playing with their cell phone ring as possible... then have Wes fight them for the hell of it, while I spill Big Red all over the place.
I don't mind picking you up Adrian, but I'm planning on Trying to make it back to town around 1:30-2:00PM. I got a group meeting, and i told them i might be late. So hopefully we can still do Shoney's breakfast bar tomorrow and i would have enough time to drop everyone off also. So if you think leaving by that time would be trouble then, you could drive separate, and whoever wanted to could ride back with either one of us. Jay, how about I go back to Frankfort Sunday to practice. I tried but one member of my group says she can only meet saturday, which really fucks me up. I hate this fucking class.
I'm planning on going back to Louisville from Frankfort tomorrow, so if you want to just catch a ride with me, that's cool too. Marc can leave whenever he likes and I'll just take my time ralphing all over the cantaloupe at Shoney's.
Whatever works for you, Marc. I certainly don't mind if you come back sunday. Brock, you can throw up all over the people who steal our table.
We upgraded to IE7 yesterday, and I like the fact that it doesn't spit me back to the homepage after every post.
What does Sebastian Bach need with a homeless person?http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/09/ho...g.ap/index.html
I never could figure out that oddity of IE6. No where in the code does it say to do that. Stupid IE6.
Bozo went to Bracket CAmp as well.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...STS01/702090521
Brock - I am sure when we watch 300 something very similar to that will happen.
We should make some kind of event out of it. Kinda like the old days when we went to see the Blair Witch Project and Natalie "I am a bottomless pit" wanted all of my popcorn.
Yeah, she was elbow deep in your bag after she didn't eat a damn thing for dinner.
Marc, I will be good to go...trust me
Adrian, how's your plan to become the next Bill Gates coming along?
I so want to go tonight, however, I think after my actions last week I should probably bypass this event.
its been like a whole week. just dont chug any 40s of malt liquor this time.
See I can't promise that, because if I found a 40 of malt liquor I'd have to chug it. Jen it is the principle of the matter now.
Come on Wes, I don't even remember half the night from last Friday, and I'm gonna go. Its been a whole week.
Brock, the plan is in motion but i don't plan on being Bill Gates because i have ethics. I prefer being the next Milosevic.
Hmmmmm........maybe.
A genocidal nutjob... good aspirations. Just remember us lowly fellas when you are cruising around in your private jet.Wes - I'm only planning to be Thunderdome tonight, not Beyond it, just gonna get to the Thunderdome, admire it, but not actually get in. I think that's a good philosophy for the evening. Although, it only takes one random bottle of Colt45 to push you Beyond.
I dont think any of the bars on the stagger have 40s. but they DO have 1.25 high life!
A question for everyone...Who do you think the number one draft pick will be in football? Remember the Raiders have the #1 pick.
Brock - Similar to Hitler and Saddam, Milosevic was just understood (wow is it hot in here or is it just me?)Hmmmm....interesting proposal you are coming up with. I never thought about just walking up to the cage of thunderdome and peeking in to check out what goes on. I usually like to jump in head first and then try to figure out what the fuck is happening....which is why I end up going beyond Thunderdome.
Brady Quinn because their QB is a douche bag!
Brock - I think we should coin the phrase "sticking your dick in the mashed potatoes", however, we might have to pay royalties to my friend.
what happened to you fuckers getting drunk in louisville anymore? i got my girl every weekend, so it makes outta town trips extremely hard to pull off, especially when babymama has to take the LSAT tomorrow.
As long as you just go Thunderdome tonight and not Beyond, you won't be so drunk in the morning to do that to the Shoney's salad bar. I think they frown on that.Regardless of who invented the phrase "sticking your dick in the mashed potatoes," its still useful in everyday language. I was tempted to incorporate it into my defense, but thought Darth Vader was more appropriate.
Not sure what you guys are talking about with the dick in the mashed potatoes, but that's a line from a Beastie Boys song. We even had a post about it a year or so ago.
Ummmm...I never knew it was in the Beastie Boys song, but I am talking about my friend who put his dick in his wife's mashed potatoes and told her to suck it one day at the dinner table.
Fuck Douglas, NattySci is going global... didn't you get the memo?Others, outside of Louisville must learn of our Thunderdomic ways... how else are we going to get Wes elected Supreme Emperor of Earth? I mean, once Joe locks down his dictatorship of St. Matthews, we have to go somewhere.
i apologize for the baby out of wedlock, damn priorities, it's entirely my fault, there's really no excuse. at least i haven't become a fag yet and bought a ring, so i got that going for me
ah, there is a beasties boys song featuring a clip of some guy (sounds like Redd Foxx) saying "If I knew it was gonna be that kind of party, I'd have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes"
Sorry Douglas - I prefer more traditional ways to your cavalier ways.
that takes the fun out of it
Phil, I do recall that topic, and that's what comes to mind when I use the phrase... thanks for the refresher.What the hell is this "ring" you all speak of?
Yeah so one day my friend and his wife are eating dinner and apparently he was becoming aroused (because he is a guy) watching his wife eat with her fork. So he stands up, drops trou, plops it in her mashed potatoes and said something to the effect of "Suck me beautiful". Of course, he didn't elaborate but he did say it didn't happen and he saw the outcome differently in his head.
A woman with a fork and a cock on her plate doesn't suggest positive outcomes.
Typically not, but this guy is kind of off in the head a little bit so maybe he thought he'd add some tube steak to her plate.
less than 5 hours to stagger!!!!
3 hours until I'm invading Jay's bachelor pad.
is the movie Ghost Rider from a comic book?
I believe it is Adrian.
late to comment but raiders first pick, that's easy. Jamarcus Russell. Tons of talent, but a questionable decision maker...perfect for the raiders.
it isalso, anna nicole had a movie coming out w/ chyna in april, and i can't wait to see it, this will be classic cinema:http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.co...-out-maybe.html
Yes, it's a marvel comic book. Johnny Blaze, who Nick Cage is playing, was the original rider back in the 70's and 80's. They brought it back with Daniel Ketch in the 90's. There is a new series now. I never really got into ghost rider. I know he helped the Xmen beat the Brood once, and he was part of the "new fantastic four" with Spiderman, Hulk, and Wolverine. (All of those characters have their own movies, with wolverine being slated for release late this year or next year)
Michelle's nephew is doing a fundraiser.. and I thought this was a pretty cool idea, besides the fact I'm starving."Harvest Christian School in Sandstone, MN is doing a Schwan's Fundraiser to help the school. HCS depends on fundraising eventsto meet 40% of their annual budget. 30% of the sales will go to the school."You can order online (24/7, of course) with no shipping fees and convenient home delivery.To order, simply go online to www.schwansfundraising.com click on "start shopping" (near the truck on the left side of the screen) and you will be asked to enter a campaign ID #. Please enter ID # 1003012. Click the "start shopping" button on the welcome page and begin placing your order. You will be asked to provide the name of the student you are supporting (Andrew Wiener) upon checking out. Andrew will get credit for each order received.This place is kinda wild, the sell stuff like Pizza, appetizers, pies and frozen treats (basically all the stuff you would normally find in Phil's freezer).This fundraiser runs from now until Feb. 16th, 2007.Thought I'd throw it out there for those of you who are lazy and like their food delivered, might as well help out a school.
on another note, late last night I had pretty intense lower abdominal pain...still have it. Doesn't feel gastrointestinal (have taken two shits to verify this), more like muscle tissue, but hurts worse than a pulled muscle. Last night was back night in the gym with a fair bit of lat exercises...maybe I tore something somehow? Thoughts? Chris?
Jay, what time will you be home this afternoon? Also, how much snow is on the ground in Frankfort?
Chris Simms already making a name for himself. Have to scroll down past the red head with the smoking body.http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/
that's a picture of matt simms for what it's worth. I'm no expert on such matters but the people on deadspin don't think it could possibly be weed based on the color and the sheer amount of whatever it is.Or maybe Petrino's kid hooked him up.
Jesus fucking Christ. Philco - did you watch the youtube video of red shakin' her ass. I have to pat myself on the back for that one....mighty nice.
i patted something else of mine after watching that video
Brock, I'm home now. There is very little snow. Little patches here and there, but it is mostly melted.
I hate you Seth Davis. He just jinxed UK.http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...iday/index.html
WHat in the hell are you talking about. He doesn't need to jinx that cats because they are going to get their asses pounded anyways.
Whatever. I got UK by 100.
pretty funnyhttp://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...spot/index.html
John Oliver interviews the dude suing over Ladies Night:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2yNTP7ld0c
oh shit, the french have learned to dunkhttp://denversportszone.com/index.p...-dunker-edition
EMBARASSING, CBS!!!! How the fuck is the PRO BOWL not in HD?!?!?
I'm glad I'm not the only person displeased at CBS. Question: Are the NFL Films broadcasts of America's Games in HD? I might just have to rent them off Netflix
Brian Moorman...you just got JACKED UPdid Moorman compete in the fastest man competition this year? Maybe if they let him he wouldn't try to get himself killed on the field...
Found Brian Moorman's Pro-Bowl diary! http://www.buffalobills.com/news/ne...sp?news_id=4613Found this quote ironic considering how badly Moorman just got hit:"As far as the game tomorrow is concerned things may be dialed down a little bit in terms of intensity, but as anyone knows you can't go half speed in any football game. If you do you're almost certain to get hurt."Also he mentions that he wasn't invited to the skills competition and isn't happy because he thought he could win it with there being no blocking sled. My guess is the NFL eliminated the sled and were scared a punter could win their "skills" competion.Holy crap, they just played the Japanese broadcast of Moorman getting hit and it was the best thing ever broadcast on TV. Don't let me down Youtube!
Hester is pretty good
This pro bowl has been a lot better than the super bowl...CBS inexplicably has a live mike near a couple of kids and they keep yelling something like "Steve" or "Walter". It's been going on for like 45 minutes. Obviously CBS did not send out their probowl team to this game.
Just for memories:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGxwp45uLKs
Damn how many times can we shoot ourselves in the fucking foot?
Youtube comes through with the Brian Moorman videohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r94rmkbFMyU
hooray, the moorman video submission also got accepted on Fark. Big win for me!"Brian Moorman sacrifices his body to give the Pro Bowl game something worth watching. With bonus translation of "jacked up" in Japanese"
Phil, check your email
That hit was great.
Video clip of Charles "Krazy Horse" Bennett, a mixed martial arts fighter. He had a fight Saturday and knocked this guy out in like 3 and 1/2 minutes. This guy is straight hood, growing up in the ghetto in Florida. They asked him how he prepares for his fights, and he responded, "I don't motherfucking train, I play motherfucking basketball." The guy is only like 5'8'' and 155 pounds.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H15F...ted&search=
I just found out John got popped for a DUI on Saturday. He says his staggering days are over.
really? cause I thought he was okay to drive... until he duct taped himself to Jen...
Jay - tell John to quit being a pussy. Just be smart about it and take a cab.
I'll tell him that the next time I talk to him.
I got the best voice mail ever from Chris on Saturday night at 10:30. "Wes, I know you are probably watching the UK game, but if you want to come over and play Smack Down vs. Raw on the big screen over at my house (3 second pause) drinking....(5 second delay) Smack Down vs. Raw......(5 second delay) drinking".Classic.
Now the question is, if Duke keeps losing and ends up with a losing record in conference, will the committee have the guts to leave them out of the tourney. http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaab/recap...343&prov=ap
Dude, I told him not to drive... I knew he was gonna have problems. That's the last time I respect my elders.
Wes, I got a similar call from Chris, except it was Joe, and I was on the line.
This is nerdy, but I don't care. Photos from the Star Wars 30th Anniversary Lego kitshttp://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/...ndup-235716.php
Phil - have you even watched the 6 Star Wars movies?
nope, I haven't seen episodes #2 or #3
for what it's worth I was excited enough about "30th anniversary star wars lego" that I posted without thorough examination. I assumed it was for episode 4. Whoooooooops.
I love when the weather people can't tell if its going to be rain or 6 inches of snow. Why even try?John Madden: "On this next play, they'll either run or pass."
Brock, the more I think about it, you probably shouldn't have driven either.
Yep, the more you think about it... you were way Beyond Thunderdome, and I hadn't had a drink in at least 2 hours. Whities and Big Red hit the spot though.
I was way way WAY beyond thunderdome. And why can't adrian eat whitey's without mayonaisse?
Jen, are we ever going to get copies of your pictures?
Those chicken sandwiches hit the spot.
Which one was John?
The devil. The guy with the japanese wife.
Hot Asian schoolgirl!
yeah, I'll send you guys the pictures when I get home tonight.
Photos from the Defense Party... with a bonus.... Wes and Chris being pussies.http://picasaweb.google.com/michell...ertationParty02
The poor quality photos were when my camera wasn't working.....or I wasn't able to work the camera...yeah...something like that. Look what we would have missed without photoshop!
Sky diver hits ground and lives to tell the tale...and no his chute did not deploy properly.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17113222/?GT1=9033
"Germany might make the best cars but can they make hot asian chicks?"
On the whole skydiving theme:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKJtui3ukZc
sports guy running diary of the grammys:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ex?name=simmons:34 -- It's a tie between Justin Timberlake and Chase Budinger for "white guy who does the best job transcending his whiteness." Justin Timberlake is performing right now, although he made the tragic decision not to sing "D*** in a Box." Hey, it's OK to think he's talented, right? Two hit albums AND he's one of the best SNL hosts ever AND he sold at the highest point possible on Britney's stock AND he wrote the best revenge song ever (the "Cry Me A River" song that pretty much murdered Britney's soul) AND he's plowing through every hot female in Hollywood right now. He's a hero, I say.
stagger o' love pics:http://picasaweb.google.com/jenn.mo...StaggerOfLove02jay you can share that link with the frankfort people if they want to see them.
the dude's from Top Gear go to Alabamahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kegne4kqWiU
I just saw an ad for some type of pill called Loestrin 24" that promise "periods that last less than three days." Anyways, I decided to write a joke:"Damn, my girlfriend's period is so long that it is more like an ellipse."Thank you, thank you! You've been great! Good night!
Happy Birthday to Henry Rollins, 46
Video of the dude at WVU doing the YMCA dancehttp://deadspin.com/sports/college-...home-235971.phpSomeone in the comments also included a link to a kid who does a special dance to distract free throw shooters at Seton Hall games:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObaJs7CDw5UNon-sports fans will like these videos.
This is what I like to see.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...EWS01/702130402
Those are some great dance moves, especially the first one.
Did anyone see DJ Augistine for Texas drain about a 30 footer last night?
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