i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
The best part of techno music is that it goes on for like three hours but you never get tired of it.
Posted by Phil on January 1st, in the morning | 416 comments
I apologize about the quality of that picture
Is this the first video from the tent last night?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF6rSGfUdyg
I had a fantastic time last night fellas. And I actually made it to New Years, actually didn't leave till 7:00 am....classic!
Wow....do you think Saban would turn this down?http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/...SO1&ATT=HMA
Broncos defensive back killed hours after OT loss.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,240460,00.html
Another bowl victory for the old dude! S-T-A-T-E go State!
Yeah...I was rolling....UT kills me sometimes. I think they had a guy who was deemed ineligible (brent smith) due to academics...and he was a senior.
Georgia Tech and WVU are in a shootout. 35-31 with 6 minutes left in the third quarter.
Philco - from our conversation last night.......the SEC road games against eligible BCS conferences.Florida beat Florida St. at Florida St.South Carolina beat Clemson at ClemsonVandy won at DukeBama lost at Washington
Woooo! Go Mountaineers! I think after that recovered kickoff, West Virginia is too motivated. Tech is done! Big East goes to 3-0.Anyone doing anything for the games tonight or tomorrow night?
Yeah Rutgers having to play Kansas State was nothing but a slap in the face.
What a boring Rose Bowl....I think UM's band's Led Zeppelin medley was more interesting than the game itsself. Yuck.
Last night was pretty legendary. So, what about next year?
Why are they trying to shit on our way of life?http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?...TC-RSSFeeds0312
Hahahahahaha........impaired judgment. Would that include dry humping a girl for over 3 hours?
The more I think about it, the less sense it makes.
The less sense what makes?
Never underestimate bringing in the flag football play. God bless the hook and ladder.
Ha, and when you need to go for two in OT bring in another flag football play! Statue of Liberty + Hook and Ladder = Fiesta Bowl win
Holy shit, that game was amazing and the son of a bitch running back proposed to the cheerleader after the game. Suck on that "We are Marshal"
Ok, let's see here. 1) We have big time underdog that everyone has written off as going to get waxed2) We have a star running back who crochets in his free time who was passed up by the big time programs in california and a QB who has never won the big game3) We have a bowl game that everyone said wouldn't be worth watching4) "good guys" (boise state) gets a big lead up on the "bad guys" (oklahoma) early5) "bad guys" make their inevitable comeback, along with a couple of big mistakes made by the "good guys"6) "bad guys" take seemingly unsurmountable lead with a minute to go off a tipped ball, followed by two point conversion with three tries to get right7) with a minute left Boise State goes to the trick play (hook and ladder) to put the game into overtime8) In overtime the "bad guys" score immediately 9) the good guys go with ANOTHER trick play (half-back pass) to get with in one10) the good guys go for the win and go with YET ANOTHER trick play (statue of liberty) to win in overtime11) the star running back PROPOSES to his cheerleader girlfriend in the post game. Oh, his cheerleader girlfriend also crochets so she shows him new moves while they CROCHET togetherCue Wilco - Kingpin as the credits role..."Statue of liberty play, it only works once, don't throw it away."
That would make a phenomenal movie. Wes, what makes less and less sense is Bmac dry humping for 3 1/2 hours.
he had to have rubbed his dick raw, seriously, there had to be an 'all or nothing' moment, when he whips his cock out and just goes for it, and if she's not game, he'd just say 'screw it, i'm done.' oh wait, that's what a normal guy would do. also, the funniest part may be the fact that his shirt never came untucked. phil, i hear u have the video of this, and I'm gonna' need to see it, b/c i didn't get to witness the act in person, and from what i hear it's the funniest thing that's happened, like, ever.
i guess there will be fewer of those attorney ads on TV now:http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...EWS01/701020356
Bees vs. Man: A Test of Willshttp://www.honda-tech.com/zerothrea...5064&page=1
Have to give Boise St. some love.Sooners suck!
Philco - 7a) The final 86 seconds contained an explosive offensive game as both sides were leaving it on the field. A total of 22 points scored in the final 86 seconds of regulation.
Has anyone talked to Bmac since yesterday? I wonder if he is still pissed.
Bmac is pretty awesome, but I can easily see how he would be pissed. I saw the video and it wasn't nearly as good as the earlier action.
So what happened after I left? I'm not sure if I approve the "tell b-mac that night" plan.
i don't care, i still need to see that video
It wasn't really a tell Bmac that night plan, it was more of after they both got in the house, elf-shoe wearing bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up about her cousin being really conscious about everything she does, so in order to piss elf-shoe wearing bitch off, several of us started making subtle comments to the point that we couldn't contain the laughter. Bmac was more pissed about it than Leah was, who made the comment that she was now an actress (big points given to Leah on that comment).
this is what happened yesterday, i get to joe's yesterday about 1pm to pick up sarah's car, i stop in to make sure joe's alive and survey the damage, we head out to the tent to clean up a little bit, and the first thing we see is an open condom wrapper on the ground next to the couch, at this point neither one of us knows what happened except that bmac was messing with some chick on the couch, so naturally we assumed this condom was his. we later found out about the whole dry humping and throwing a condom at him, but in the meantime, me and joe were laughing hysterically b/c of this random condom. i call bmac and ask if there's anything i need to know, he categorically denies anything about the condom (which i guess is true), but refused to talk about anything else. he lacks the ability that we all have to laugh at ourselves, he takes himself too seriously sometimes, so needless to say, he was pissed off yesterday, but i think it also might've been b/c he had blue balls and a raw dick
Douglas you have no idea amigo....the best stuff was too hardcore for soft core GBITTmax (skinamax but in the tent). Seriously, Bmac was going to town and we were all rolling. I still chuckle when I think about it, because imagine Cuban, Jay, Philco and myself repeatedly walking out there in the tent. I almost sat on the Tuscan Mule couch with popcorn watching that action.Pointy elf-shoe bitch was killing me with her vocabulary to the point that she said "Bmac is macking my cousin" and every other word was "seriously". It got to the point to where I called her out and told her "Seriously, I haven't heard anyone use the word macking in that same frame of reference since the early 90's....seriously". At that point, Jay started dropping "seriously" left and right and throws out the comment "Seriously, if I was getting it on with a girl in the tent, I wouldn't care if anyone filmed it, seriously"........we know Xota, we know.
an actress? b/c she was being watched or b/c she was faking something w/ bmac??
Because we made a video.
I think she was actually kind of proud that she snagged a real man like Bmac. I am starting to think that maybe Bmac really macks all the hoes and just acts like our favorite Bmac just to fuck with us because it is comedy gold to him.
ummm, no
I don't want to say that I influenced Mack Daddy Bmac's decision or anything, but at some point I told him...Bmac she is a cute girl (cute is better than hot in this instance) and she is going to be a pharmacist so she will start around 90K....I like to think he tried to leave it on the field....er couch....so to speak to snag her.
Boise State recap video!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENwDDB0dlRk&NRAt this point Oklahoma has already ran off 10 straight points...
this is bmac's game, he gets them drunk and flirts, initially they think he's cute and funny, and then they sober up and talk to him...Seriously guys, there were a lot of girls freshman year of college that thought he was cute and wanted to meet him, and then they did....i don't think they found him as endearing as we all do
Seriously! You have to admit, though, elf shoe had some pretty good comments herself. I don't really remember what, but she had jokes. I remember, and marc can back me up on this, when Leah walked in, the first words out of her mouth were "I'm sore" followed by "It's cold out there." I think she threw in the second comment to cover up the first one, but we heard it. We are all a bunch of assholes, seriously.
They don't find him endearing probably because they were whores....I mean seriously, Bmac dry humped this girl for 3 and 1/2 hours.....3 and 1/2 hours....that's love man, in the classic Bmac way.
I feel for Joe. He comes through with exactly what was expected of him with great execution and he gets out shined by B-Mac. He does need to get props for this exchange after we find big ass girl's panties in joe's room:"Hey Joe, where's katie?""WHO IS KATIE?""The girl you fucked!""WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!""The girl who left her panties in your room""SHE HATES ME BECAUSE I WILL NOT CALL HER TOMORROW BUT I SAID I WOULD. I NEED TO PEE."
The thing is, I understand why he wouldn't want to have sex with her. I mean, I would'nt want to have sex with you guys around. But I don't get why he would do that much thrusting. Making out with her would be one thing, but how did his pelvis not get sore?
Phil, those weren't Katie's panties. Joe found them several weeks ago.
Yeah pointy elf-shoes bitch was kind of jealous I think.
Flawless victory by Joe.
pointy elf-shoes bitch was jealous b/c she wanted to have sex that night pretty bad, i can't believe none of u took advantage of that, it was obvious she was looking for a fuck
and then Cuban enters in stage left.
and for the record joe never had a slight chance of fucking katie that night, what's miraculous is that the next day she didn't hate him and found the whole night to be pretty funny. i think she actually likes him, imagine that.
Did Cuban not get with pointy-elf shoe bitch was was looking for some ass?
I saw them HOLDING HANDS.
cuban didn't take advantage of it, he could've but he didn't, that's probably why she was jealous b/c no one was fucking her
cuban was hilarious though, he kept grabbing like every girl's ass all night long. probably the funniest thing i said all nightrandom girl: mark keeps grabbing my ass!me: it's alright, he's a christian.
I still saw Elf-shoes and Cuban HOLDING HANDS
I think the best part probably happened in the upstairs bedroom (maybe they were dry humping for an hour), only to be outshined by Joe's flawless execution of another Joe night, and Bmac marathon in the tent.
yeah, he's gay, it's inexcusable to hold hands w/ a bitch wearing elf shoes who seriously says stupid things
Had I known cuban fell short, I would have broken her off a piece.
u know it's a good night when my girlfriend of all people tells me that I was the "good one" out of my friends. that seriously never happens
Good one my ass.......just normal is how i would say it. Some girl made a comment that this guy keeps telling me to show him my boobs....and that guy was you.
compared to bmac, mark, and joe, i was the good one. Good is a relative term, here it means i wasn't as bad as the others. and i always ask people to show me their boobs, hell i was trying to get big jay to flash everyone in the tent
just for the record, what girl was that?
Fuck if I know who she was.
But I'll put the safe bet down and say...all of them.
i do remember telling leah a lot to show her boobs to bmac during drunk checkers, it was a new rule i made to the game, just trying to help a brother out
I must say that if one was to rank Natty Sci - The New Class in terms of overall politeness it would have to go:1) Barry, although I thought he was going to snap at midnight when he started kissing his hand and proclaiming it bullshit that Joe always gets the drunk whores2) Douglas3) B-Mac, yeah sure he was 200 minutes of dry humping fury but all in all you have to admit that's kinda polite. Anyone else in this group would have just whipped it out and jerked off on her passed out body. Although he did just keep feeding that chick booze until she was drunk enough to not care what happened4) Mark. I'm moving him up for giving Joe the evil eye when Joe was macking on Big Ass and then taking elf-shoes up for some floor loving. And one could say he was the ring leader of taking pictures of B-Mac dry humping.5) Joe. Covered in his own drool, booze with blood shot eyes and a look of "who the fuck is Joe?" he proclaimed himself an asshole, we found a pair of random panties in his room, couldn't identify the girl he tried to sleep with beyond the fact that she hates him, and I'm pretty sure he was drunk dialing people too that I'm sure came off well with the other parties involved.
random panties, found those cleaning my room one day. No clue who the owner is. Yesterday around 6 or 7 PM I was in my room and found katie's phone number written down on a piece of paper on my dresser. Only reason I woke up yesterday morning is because my bed broke and I fell out of it. Has there ever been an occasion where mark, b-mac and me all put on displays with ladies like that. The whole reason I began even talking with Katie is because Douglas said she looks good tonight with that ass and sex with short girls is fun. Douglas said "one of you all needs to try and hit that and I have no faith in B-mac." my response "give me 5 minutes." All in all quantity down, quality up.
I have a New Year's tradition to uphold
Douglas was 2nd by default. Had his gf not been there he would have put me to shame.
I'm a little pissed off. That girl Leah threw herself at me and it was a nice little ego boast to have a cute girl hitting on me. Little did I know it was just to escape B-Mac. Sigh.
for the record I'm technically not Natty Sci New Class.
joe, u r probably right
First of all there should never be "class" and natty sci ever associated unless it is preceded by "lack of".And I almost forgot about me being a bouncer. Mark and Douglas were trying to take pictures of you and Katie, but I wouldn't let them and had to patrol the door. Pointy elf-shoe girl was there telling them to all go away but at the same time wasn't following her own advice so I gave Cuban the "take her away and do her look"...you could tell she wanted some steamy Mexican love.Also, I wouldn't let one of Leah's friends take a picture of Leah and Bmac making out (prior to dry humping). Here is that conversation:Me: "Sorry dude no pics"Him: takes out camera to try and get picsMe: tapping his chest "Sorry man no pics"Him: "Doesn't mean I won't try"Me: "Doesn't mean I am going to allow you"Him: tries to stare me down and eventually tries to reach around me (imagine him holding his arms around me in circle form with his camera in my back with a shittly little smirk on his face)Me: I push him about 3 feet back and bark "No offense, I said no pictures"He got the point.
And then you can't forget about Barry showing off the guns. We were talking about being a bouncer or fighting or something and Barry says to me "See nobody expects much out of me, they see short guy and dismiss me, but what they don't see is ex-wrestler". This prompts Barry to start flexing and telling me stories how how his students leave him student evaluations about wanting him for his body.
I think Barry is due for a date raping at next year's new years
yeah, u r a tough guy, but i still got my pics. the funniest part about joe/katie was when they turned the light on inside and we all started screaming outside saying they were finished, when in reality she had got up to turn the light on and check her makeup b/c she had shed a few tears (it's a given, girls cry in joe's room), and apparently, she heard all of us outside and we made it worse. we're always good for an assist or two. yeah, next year we'll have to work on getting barry laid, we'll have to get our hands on some roofies
Why was she crying for?
Seriously, if drunk ass Joe isn't romantic with his buddies trying to take pics I don't know what is.Joe - you should probably give her a courtesy call.
she was really drunk for one, and she thought we were all making fun of her and calling her a slut. i talked to her yesterday when she called sarah and explained to her that no one was making fun of her, we were making fun of joe, and no one really actually thought she was a slut, and i basically told her we're a bunch of assholes and not to take us seriously, and she was laughing about it. she said she was just really drunk and wasn't offended, and in retrospect thought it was pretty funny
Maybe we shouldn't be such assholes?
ummmm, no
Equal opportunity offenders.
I think we might eventually run out of girls that we know that will be willing to come to new years if word gets out that the mission is to get them so drunk that we can take advantage of them, but they'll just get dry humped
Sounds like someone needs to go back to college just to recruit for GBITT III: Rubbin' the Johnsons Raw.
i just can't wait to start using the phrase 'B-macking a girl'
Azubuike to sign with the Golden State Warriors.http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs...warriors/index?
I just realized I had a voice mail from B-Mac threatening me if I put anything on the internet. I really only took the picture so that Douglas and Joe could see just how retarded this whole situation was and would never post something on the internet because that Leah seemed like an ok girl, but the threat changes everything.I might post it just because B-Mac left that message and tried to sound like a tough guy.
Philco - after that message I told him it was Cuban instigating the video.
what did he say on the voicemail???? i don't care if the video's on the internet or emailed to me or whatever, i just need to see what everyone's talking about
Yeah, I figured he just called trying to save face in front his special lady.
when i told him i heard there was a video and i wanted to see it, he said 'that's fuckin' gay, that's really fuckin' gay.' My reply, 'I don't care how gay it is, it's fucking hilarious.'
Basically he would kick Phil's ass if he posted it. Phil, I don't think he was trying to be a tough guy....he was genuinely pissed.If we can't recruit girls at a college, how about another planet?http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16431613/?GT1=8921
I already deleted the voice mail, but the gist of it was "if that video goes on the internet I'll break into your house, I'll break your laptop and then I'll break you." It was a very Billy Zabka moment.
when did he call? yesterday?
No, after Leah made that comment that Phil might post it on the internet.
because he has computer skillz (with a z)
The video in and of itself isn't funny so I'd never post it to the internet. Without context the video is actually very shitty. You can't imagine how absurd the whole situation was without actually being there or knowing b-mac. Anytime B-Mac trying to get laid is compared to kindergarten boys rubbing their dicks against the floor during nap time you know that words alone will not do it justice.
i just need to see that video
Douglas - really it isn't that good. If I was Phil, I'd just delete it.
Or video edit and add sound of the elf-shoe wearing teacher who was comparing Bmac to the kindergartner masterbating during movie time saying "Bmac is macking my cousin".
Jerome, if you are reading all this, to make it funnier for you, elf shoes is Donna Reed's daughter from your bell choir. Leah is her cousin who also went to ascension with me.
Rent and Rave just called me saying they are picking up the tent tomorrow. The guy asked how everything went and I said "legendary."
1) B-mac needs to get laid.2) The addition for next year is the roofie colata for Barry. 3) Why wouldn't a girl leaving my room shed a few tears?4) My house is now clean. 5) Wes, I think your right, she does deserve a call6) Had Douglas been there for the dry hump, Douglas would have jumped on and made a B-mac sandwich
I think bmac was kind of pissed at me, because at one point (between bmac and leah making out, and them dry humping) Wes, Bmac, Leah and I were in the basement checking out the jager machine. At this time I was still drunk and horny. Leah mentioned she was cold (apparently she has poor circulation) so I started rubbing her shoulders. She seemed like she was kind of into it. Bmac then went upstairs. After a few minutes, she and wes got into a serious discussion about pharmacying. (I know that's not a real word, for the record) I kept waiting for an opportunity, but never really got one. In the meantime, bmac would come downstairs, look at us like an idiot, and then go back upstairs. This went on several times. Eventually we all went back upstairs and we all know what happened next. I'm kind of glad I never really got an opportunity, for two reasons1) Bmac is my boy, and I would never want to roll up on a chick he was interested in (sober, at least)2) If I had gotten on her, there would have been no 3 1/2 hour dry hump session, and let's be honest, that was the highlight of the night.
I can't believe I'm going to say this but I think b-mac was over-thinking the situation
Way to kill a conversation, joe.
If anyone is interested and not at work, I am going to see Rocky Balboa at Tinseltown at 2:30. I'm gonna go crazy waiting for this damn game to start, especially after the game last night. So what I'm saying is if anyone wants to come along, that'd be great.
Joe ... you clearing things up for me just made me puke a little ... thanks!Oh and the video ... can TOTALLY be recreated. Just take two people, put 'em on top of each other, set their cell phones to vibrate and then call them.
i don't care how crappy the video is, i wanna see bmac in action
For you people waiting for Studio 60 to start up again, MadTV's spoof of the show:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuS71qH1k8ENSFW (possibly) wear headphones if needed ...
... wait for it ...
Whatever, Jerome. You should have at least stopped by to say hello.
Yeah, I feel terrible about it ... but I do work with Phil and his phone. So, I saw all the BMacky goodness ... and if you hang in there for just a few more minutes or so ...
Seriously that video doesn't do it justice. At one point, Bmac had her bent over doggy dry humping her! No not really, but you can imagine what it would be like if he did.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...774222641126858
So is Bmac's video next?
I'm not posting that to the internet. I am too polite.
Good. However, Jerome on the other hand.........
jerome has no access to the video unless I am holding the phone.
I'm not so polite ...
Or he could "steal" the phone
jerome says the video has no audio. is this true? I have no sound on my pc at work
yep, no audio...I was highly disappointed.For now on, Phil is going to wear the Detroit hat....for Big Disappointment.
Honestly, you don't see much and the video could have been anybody ... it could have been Phil or Joe or Jay. Then again ... No one is as smooth as that dude in the video ... whoever that is.
That's because you guys missed out on the good stuff.
I don't have anywhere near the strength in my hips a bmac does. I could have kept that up for 20 minutes, tops.
Keep in mind though Jay, Bmac had all those shots of Crown Royal. I bet he had whiskey dick going on which is what took 3.5 hours.
I'm not talking about blowing a load, I simply mean that my pelvis would get tired after that much repetitive motion.
hooray. youtube works with audio!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONAEx9_NfAQ
Phil - can you post the one you did on google video on youtube...joe looks happier in that one.
let B-mac know that I still have the video and I now know how to upload to youtube.the same video from google, with sound (fuck you google video upload process). Give it a second, it takes youtube a bit to dry hump the video into the appropriate formathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FGYDqOwKVc
Check out the WVU game recap on ESPN.com:http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/recap...ameId=270010277Now, I'm normally the first to call people retarded for thinking that they aren't getting any respect from the media but in this case...
Personally I hope CJ and DJ of (USC) both go pro....maybe Keenan Burton will stick around if there are a lot of high profile WRs out there.
So, I think I just made a date with that girl to watch the harry potter movies some time.
My advice big jay: We sweatpants. Dry humping is so much nicer in sweat pants than in jeans. And less chance of dick burn.
Can we add the bloodhound gangs, mammal song to the Bmac vid?
Seriously, why not post the B-mac video?
i need to see that video
More demand for this video than Paris Hilton's and Pamela Lee's put together ...
I saw a picture of it and that wasnt enough
the picture didn't satisfy my desire to see bmac in action
if there was a real bmac porno, if u were to go to a video to find it, which section to do you think you'd be more likely to find it, comedy or adult?
Sci Fi, because that idea is way out there.
Good looking out, Phil.
We're less than 20 comments from getting on the stats page. Let's keep it up.
unlike joe two years in a row!! just like bmac for 3 1/2 hrs.!!
Fuck solving the alleged global warming problem, 3 person ping pong is created!http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070102..._pong_for_three
i can only imagine drunk tripong in joe's basement....
and in more celebrities naming their kids fucked up names all but assuring they will get picked on as adolescents: will ferrell names his son Mattias.http://tv.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=246506
and in 'i'm rich and famous so i'm gonna' marry a hot chick' news, jay mohr marries nikki cox:http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?n...13>1=7703
Mattias is just an old school version of Matthew. I think his other son is named Magnus, just like Magneto. (actually, Magneto's name is Erik Magnus Lensherr. I didn't want any movie people to yell at me for that) Nerp!
who gives a fuck about what will ferrel's kids are named. I want to hear more about B-Mac reaction!
Mattias is actually a name that I like, but not as cool as Kal-el. Of course, in this day and age it would be wise to avoid Arab sounding names, even if it is Kryptonian.
I don't if this was an accident or not, but on joe's first video, the top rated related item is titled "crying girl." That is just awesome.
I am quite sure that isn't an accident.
I think they should google train wreck for Bmac's video. And speaking of videos, you can apparently find a leaked video of Saddam Hussein's execution on google video and you tube.
Anyone up for going to a bar tonight for a little football?
No one mentioned that you guys had a B-list movie star at the party...Lou Ferrignohttp://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.y..._ferrigno21.jpg
Brock's on to something. Has anyone ever seen BMac and Lou Ferrigno in the same room at the same time ... seriously?
Actually jerome, there was a guy at the party that brock kept calling lou ferrigno. But to answer your question, no I have never seen bmac and lou at the same place at the same time.
And with this...
We have finally put another day on the most posts stat.
Apparently, November 30th got up there, too. I feel like that time I was jerking off to Mena Suvari and Lauren Ambrose making out on Six feet under, and then blew my load as soon as it switched to the two gay guys.
If that's not a conversation killer, I don't know what is.
Hey, I said what I said.
I'm still kinda disappointed that the highlight of the night was B-mac dry-humping greased-up deaf girl. There had to be some more interesting stories... hell, all that stuff happened after I came back.
Neva gonna cath me!
I would like some honest opinions. What did you guys think of marc and I? (And no, telling us we suck for not playing freebird doesn't count as constructive criticism.)
I read about this in a guitar magazine. This kid is awesomehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6j3Fu9DES8
That was a bad call. He was down.
Pat Robertson is an assclown.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070102...tson_prediction
Is it just me or has Brohm been under throwing Urritia in the endzone all night long?
Just like joe!
Suck it ACC! Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Ok, my brothers and I were discussing this yesterday:If a punt isn't downed until you have possession, then why can't you just slap the ball to the 1 yard line, then grab it. Wake Forest did this... sort of... when the ball bounced, the guy just whacked it and they got at least 11 more yards... he tried to do it again, but they blew the whistle.This was brought up yesterday because Michigan stopped the ball on the 1, but because the guy who picked it up (another player) had his heal on the line, it was a touchback.Someone figure this out. Because I'm gonna go be a special teams coach in college if I found the loophole.
Big East 4-0.... come on Bearcats... lets hold up the record.
You can't advance the ball from the point of the ball being touched. Same thing applies when you recover a muffed punt too. No loop hole.Stew and I kept leading O'shea's in Cards chants. We took care of business.
Well... explain to me how when the ball landed on the 40 from the punt, rolled to the 38, and the Wake guy slapped it into the air to the 29, and then again slapped it on the 29... they spotted the ball on the 29. Someone screwed up there.
So I called Katie yesterday, she really doesn't hate me. Right after I hung up the phone with her Laura calls me from the Orange bowl. She finds the bmac story hilarious as well. Laura showed her boobies at hef's club in New Orleans.
It doesn't count. She didn't show them at GIBTT.
Boobies need to be shown more often. I'm a firm believer in big boobies ... or is it BIG believer in firm boobies ... where is the best place for boobies in Louisville besides strip clubs and the infield at Churchill Downs?
late response, but jay, u guys sucked for not playing free bird or turn the page, other than that, u were solid
and jerome, i don't know the best place, but i know the two worst places, in joe's room and on the kitchen couch in the tent, talk about two losers who can't close the deal
Brock, if the guy touched it and I think it was evident he did, they blotched the call.
they botched the call, i was thinking the exact same thing on that play, cuz the WF guy just kept kicking the ball down to like the 20 yd. line from the 40 or something, and they spotted on like the 26
Joe - how did that conversation go?
Thanks, douglas.
Weloverichbrooks.comNo not a website, but a song.http://youtube.com/watch?v=j74BrvRnc7c
If I were a UofL fan, I'd register that website and put a big yellow beak on it....just for shits and giggles.
WTF?!?!?! It's almost 10:30 am. Saban was supposed to have a press conference at 10. Now rumors are flying around that he is on a plane to Tuscaloosa right now. I don't know about this guy. He seems to just fuck with everyone's head. What a lying bitch ...
Yeah of course the other big Rumor is if Saban says no, Petrino is the second guy they are going to throw a crazy amount of money at.
Happy birthday to Danicka McKellar, 32.
I think regular shmoes like us should have the same kind of coverage regarding our lives that the press gives football coaches."Rumors are around that Joe, currently with the VA, is being considered for a position with the fire departmet. No offer has been proposed, but indications are that he will be offered a shiny red hat and big boots. His present long-term contract will be tough to top though considering he currently has a solid health insurance, dental plan, retirement package and days off for dead ex-presidents.""Natty Sci reporter Philco reports from GBITT that BMac is in active negotiations over his current situation. The talks have stopped but speculations abound that other tactics of persuasion are being played by both sides. Cameras were removed from the GBITT conference room by GBITT security but did not sway our own Philco from obtaining a short clip of the meeting. However, NattySci higher-ups have decided not to release the video due to disturbing images and graphic lameness."
Not trying to get political...but does anyone else find this to be comical?http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/01...bush/index.html
Saban to Bama, officially.
Article would be nice.http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6329560
the poor Lions:http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6329550
This is interesting.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070103...drunken_driving
Maybe we can hire a coach for natty sci football. John L. isn't doing anything.
Matt Millen needs to be beaten. The Lions will suck as long as he is there and continue to benefit from such great moves as drafting icons such as Charles Rogers and Joey Harrington
Don't forget Mike Williams of USC
So how long does it take for the Petrino to the Dolphins rumors to start?
I don't get why Fox Sports is saying Louisville will finish in the top 5. Wisconsin, Boise State and USC will all probably jump them. I don't see the loser of the Florida / OSU game dropping below Louisville either. I full expect Louisville to finish 7th or 8th. And wes, Petrino to the Dolphins / Falcons / Cardinals rumors have been going for the past week.
Last I heard, Pete Carroll was going to the Cardinals, Ken Whizenhunt to the Falcons, unless Cowhere leaves, and the Dolphins are open though I think Ron RIvera of the Bears would be their top choice
Yeah, but officially Saban had to leave Miami first, and that is done.
nothing has to be official for rumors to start
If it were official it wouldn't be a rumor...and rumors are more fun.It was rumored that those were Katie's panties in Joe's room. Now that we know the truth, we are all disappointed and I had to soak my hands in rubbing alcohol since I picked those things up.....I am sure I had some kind of crotch rot jump on my hands.
The thing about the panties, even though it is dissapointing for joe, it is a much funnier ending. For the rest of us.
it's like the pineapple on "how i met your mother," it's better just to not know where they came from
Or the infamous redbull can
FYI ... Fantasy Football Week 17 review as well as the end of the season awards have been posted to the football site (participants only)http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/448418And congrats to Baron for the victory and congrats to Joe for not saying that he lost because someone cheated.
Louisville fans can begin their hatred for Gregg Doyle.http://www.sportsline.com/collegefo...story/9904129/1
i'm not complaining about the fantasy football, but i will just say if i was in town and around a computer over christmas weekend (I don't own a computer) and I had a chance to change my roster (there were 3 guys i wanted to play but wasn't around the computer to make changes, and if only one of those guys had played i would've won), then i would've resoundingly defeated Joe B. in the finals with a 100+ performance and taken what's rightfully mine. Fucking family time cost me my trophy.
Yes you are.
and to comment on your article, unfortunately for UofL, chances are he's pretty much on the money
rumor is that Louisville isn't even going to bother playing football next year. We have never had to replace a NFL bound QB, running back, wide receiver or defensive player in the history of the program and I'm not even sure if we have backups at those positions this year. We certainly haven't recruited them. I think it'll be open tryouts!
not that i think UofL will suck next year if all those guys leave, but i think they won't get back to the BCS next year, probably another gator bowl appearance or something
Look, either Brohm or Bush goes pro... not both. I have a strong feeling if Brohm goes, Bush stays. I find it unlikely that Bush goes regardless. Sure, he might pull that Willis McGahee crap, but playing a senior season and destroying the competition will only make him a top 5 pick... I was thinking about this issue during the game. People used to say that its a good idea to turn pro as soon as possible if you are a top talent so you don't get injured. The thing is... the medical recovery time for most of these major injuries has dropped so much that its almost a moot point.Take David Pollack. The guy freakin' breaks his neck, almost goes paralyzed, and he still has the option of playing in the NFL the following year (although doubtful). A broken neck would end someone's life let alone career 5-10 years ago. This is an extreme example, but hell... busted knees are almost drive-thru nowadays. If only Bo had played 15 years later.
i will say, even as a big UK fan, that I think it would be great to see everyone of those players come back, including bush and brohm, b/c they really would have an extremely good chance of making the NC game, and of course winning it. I think Brohm's already gone, the only way he stays is if everyone else stays and he tries to win the championship. if just one person leaves from the current unit, then he runs the real risk of pulling a Matt Leinart, staying a year too long and fucking up your draft position, hence costing him millions
The difference between Leinhert and Brohm is Brohm is the #1 draft pick...and will get a lot more money!
Normally I wouldn't respond to an article like Doyel's, however, this is not his first article targeting the Big East and specifically Louisville. Anyways, I'm not going to attack the writer, I will however, attack his flawed reasoning and erroneous statements.First, in regards to Petrino. He is not going anywhere (at least this year). The "Petrino to Alabama" rumours seemed to be propagated by people in the Louisville community. As a matter of fact, most Alabama fans weren't even mentioning him. This is really a non-issue though as Saban is going there. Secondly, in regards to players leaving...Doyel really goes ass-over-teakettle in his list of players that according to him have pretty much jumped ship. Yes, the Cards are losing a few key seniors. Most notably Amobi Okoye, Nate Harris, Renardo Foster, and Kurt Quarterman.As far as players entering the draft, I believe that Michael Bush will get a medical redshirt and return. Simply because he is not physically ready to perform well at the scouting combine and after extensive searching, I have not seen him ranked higher than the middle of the second round. That is way too low for a player with his skills. It is my belief he'll come back next year and show (again) what he can do and go as a top 5 pick in 2008.Brohm is most likely to go pro, but I think he will do the Leinart thing. Leinart went 10th overall and is currently the starter for Arizona. Brohm has no guarantee of going that high in the draft. Most of the mock drafts I have seen have him pretty low in the first round going to teams where he will not get an opportunity to take the reins next year. I think it will really come down to whether or not someone from the Lions or Raiders promises him they will take him at the top.Doyel then mentions players like Urrutia, Douglas, and Malik Jackson going pro. This really doesn't even rate a rebuttal. Anyone with two eyes who watched the game last night saw Urrutia drop alot of good passes and that is one of the faults he still needs to work on. Secondly, he's also said that he is staying to play with his brother. Harry Douglas is a really good WR. He is fast, has really good hands and runs good routes. He's also listed at a generous 5'11 and 170 lbs. Honestly, how many top receivers are drafted as juniors? Especially with that size. He and Urrutia will both return next year. Even if they didn't, Doyel obviously is unfamiliar with the stable of quality WR's that Louisville possesses. In fact, we have such an abundance of talent at that position that our top WR recruit from 2006 (who was heavily recruited by UF, WVU, So Car, Miss St. and others) now plays safety. I really think this article was completely unwarranted and quite contrived and far-fetched. It is so partial that I suspect some Louisville fan must have sodomized his wife or something. It is a prime example of the fact that there are too many sports "journalists" and not enough content for them to cover. My message to Doyel would be, first; do your homework and familiarize yourself with a program before you lambaste it and predict its imminent doom, and secondly, I can't wait for you to eat crow next fall, when the football Cards return a team as good or better than this years' squad. When you need to find me in order to kiss my ass, I'll be in Ramadi, Iraq defending your freedom to publish such utter bullshit. Your welcome.
Stew get use to it, UK is Doyel's punching bag for basketball...looks like he is making UofL his speedbag for football. Personally, I just think we should tar and feather this retard.
You should have seen the comments he made about then UK recruit Jodie Meeks. Jodie's dad responded back to him and Doyel posted the letter and his response on the net. Doyel is already eating a mighty helping of crow over that one.
stew, u go boy!
why hasn't anybody killed this bitch yet?http://www.cnn.com/POLITICS/blogs/p...errupt-dem.html
Douglas, that post goes in Natty Politics.
Douglas, why don't you just do her in the ass and get it over with.
b/c that is not a punishment for her, that is a treat for anyone who is lucky enough to have my cock in their nether regions
maybe if i made bmac dry hump her?
or send her to joe's room? that always makes girls cry...
Hmmmmm...might be punishment enough for her, because like war....Bmac dry humping her would be a long drawn out process that eventually goes nowhere.
Unless Chuck Norris is involved... then the bad guys go to hell.
good article by pat forde scolding college coaches:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...&id=2718798
Some guy posted this on the Kentucky Board.Apparently he lives in Alabama and they interruppted regular broadcasting to give you this:** News Alert ** News Alert ** News Alert **Fox 6 is live at the Tuscaloosa Airport, waiting on the Sabans to arrive.I kid you not.Kids are there with Alabama jerseys, and the crowd is cheering. Saban looks T-d off. He is not happy.Jeh Jeh Pruitt is there and just stuck a microphone under Saban's nose as he literally was deboarding the plane. Pruitt asked him if he had seen the Alabama facilities, and Saban snapped back that he just got off the plane.Oh, this is going to be good.Saban's wife was charming, though. Said he has already been breaking down Alabama film. But Saban looks irritated at everyone. And it's just starting.
I'll take irritation and job dissatisfaction for a couple of years for $32 million.
Sweet!My X company posted a replacement for me on the Bellarmine website the day I resigned.http://www.bellarmine.edu/studentaf...ils.asp?id=7665
Any guesses on how many conference wins Louisville will get?I'm thinking like 5
Here are the projected final standing based on projected RPI for the Big East... they are a little more optimistic with 7 wins. Projected RPI in ():1. (26) Notre Dame 13-3 2. (31) West Virginia 12-43. (9) Villanova 11-54. (25) UConn 11-55. (22) Pittsburgh 9-76. (42) Georgetown 9-77. (52) Syracuse 9-78. (53) DePaul 9-79. (50) Marquette 8-810. (68) Providence 8-811. (95) Seton Hall 7-912. (98) Louisville 7-913. (107) Cincinnati 6-1014. (144) South Florida 5-1115. (182) St. Johns 4-1216. (205) Rutgers 1-15http://www.rpiforecast.com/
Its official... fist pictures released from GBITT II: Getting Benterhttp://picasaweb.google.com/michell...er/NewYears2007
I wonder how much money was bet against Notre Dame tonight. It seems like that was about as close as free money as it gets.
Yeah I completely agree. I was impressed with Darius Walker tonight, well in the first half I was atleast. 1st half he had 125 yards on the ground, and the end of the game he had 127.
Ok, I am scared of whatever I may have done at GBITT. Jay told me we sang (or started to sing) a couple songs that I don't remember singing. and I don't even remember seeing Michelle, and there is a picture of me kissing her on the cheek. Since I passed out early, the shaving cream left on me was fine. i was fair game at that point.
Marc, the worst thing you did was pass out early. And act desperate for girls. There are actually a couple of songs I am not sure wether we played or not.
well hey, that's me most of the time.
Jay, so when are you gonna watch the Harry Potter movies with that chick? make a solid date for it. The new one comes out in July. so if you're gonna wait until then, then that would suck. or get together to do something else. Remember, don't stay too long in Friendville. I have to live vicariously through you (yes, which IS indeed sad). I was living vicariously through B-mac, but that just turned out to be drawn-out and just painfully after awhile. And when I lived vicariously through Joe, it never went anywhere. (Ahh, burn)
u should've hung out w/ me in my heyday
Transformer?http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070104...t/fallen_object
Wow. The site sucks today. To answer your question, I was planning on asking her out for next weekend.
black caddyshack? http://imdb.com/title/tt0785077/
Pretty funny wildlife clip from Break.com:http://www.break.com/index/effect_o...pider_webs.html
At about 1:00 or so on that wildlife clip, you see the spider equivalent of the BMac video.
Okay, that was pretty funny. "In the winter time, the marijuana spider had no place to live, so he went to the crack/cocaine spider's web, where he became the crack/coaine spider's bitch."
remember when we had that big discussion about if there was a black caddyshack, who should play who? that's funny they're really making one
Jay, before your big date I think it's time we have the birds and the bees talk.http://jacob.webdice.net/makebaby.jpg
Phil, sometimes I wonder where you find stuff like that. Even with my limited knowledge of German, that was so funny I'm still wiping tears from my face. The best illustration was the baby's head emerging from the mother!!!
Woo-hoo! Go Big East!http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/04/s...&ei=5087%0A
Cincinatti better beat Western Michigan. Go Big East! And I was glad that LSU won. I know it's an SEC school, but, in my limited opinion, ND is overrated.
Its CIN-CIN-NATI, 2 N's, not 2 T's... sorry I'm a geography dork.I read a blog where someone explained the reason for Notre Dame blowing it in their bowls every year.1. Bowl tie-ins are too lax on stipulations (i.e. top 15 for BCS)2. Get strong poll votes for prestige alone3. Bowls love their fan base and money4. Academy games to boost recordThese reasons cause Notre Dame to be placed in far higher profile bowls than their record deserves, thus playing "up" against better competition, and they will tend to be the underdog in every bowl, unless they actually ARE top 5 material.
Phil, it looks like your sister has either lost her web domain, or retreated from the world wide web as a whole.
Sorry about that brock. I'm an idiot. Marc, are you trying to stalk Cat or something?
marc learned how to stalk chicks online from phil, and now he's using those powers to stalk his sister
for those looking to stalk my sister online I have updated the link to her site.
Well, she lives out of state, so IF I WERE to stalk her it would be via online. But I don't have Phil's super detective skills. I just meant her two links (at the top right) seem to be dead or no longer good. she occasionally jump up new work or redesigned her site, and i would check it out every once in a while. But if I were to stalk someone....she's not a bad choice. That's all I'm saying.
jump up = put up
Yeah, I get those two phases mixed up all the time also.
Come on, Brock, that is just cool new hip hop slang.
courtesy of wade, things nerds say when getting some:http://www.doubleviking.com/things-...say-2657-p.htmlbig jay, getting studying for your big date of watching harry potter 4 months from now
That one about the wikipedia entry is probably the funniest one.
I think I have found my new Natty Sci specialty; Posting youtube videos of guitarists shredding classical music. Here is a dude doing vivaldi. I want to say it is one of the three movements of summer. It is fing awesome!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm8c...ted&search=
As Brent pointed out, I have just recently found the fun of Craig's list. and here are some of my favorites for local TICKETS posts. http://louisville.craigslist.org/ti.../257168245.htmlhttp://louisville.craigslist.org/ti.../257221704.htmlhttp://louisville.craigslist.org/ti.../257355517.htmlThese are just bizarrehttp://louisville.craigslist.org/ba.../257494235.htmlhttp://louisville.craigslist.org/ba.../253497289.htmlhttp://louisville.craigslist.org/ba.../251021721.htmlhttp://louisville.craigslist.org/ba.../250913219.htmlhttp://louisville.craigslist.org/ba.../244448651.html (Wilco DVD)http://louisville.craigslist.org/cl.../256796924.html
In the vein of my new specialty, I have just spent the past hour tabbing the first minute of the third movement of Antonio Vivaldi's Winter. I haven't even gotten to the really fast stuff yet either. I might have to spend a few months of intensive guitar training before I can do that. Nyerp!
Just in case you were wondering what it sounds like, here is the version I have been tabbinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFGjpgpoSq8Although, to be honest, we played this song in high school, and I'm pretty sure we were a little bit better than they are. Faster, anyway.
I just went to this place called taco john's. For like 6 dollars I got 2 soft tacos, a large drink, and a large order of tater tots. Now, at taco bell, a comparable order, (switching out the tater tots for nachos), would cost about 4 dollars. WTF? Taco John's is no better than Taco bell. My advice? Run for the border. Even if you do get E. Coli.
The Bearcats suck royal ass this year in basketball. I have officially saved myself from any ridicule for the rest of the season.I still think they'll beat Louisville though.
i was looking at those craig's list posts and saw the one about the swedish massager named lonnie, and they listed a website, so i checked it out hoping to see some hot swedish blond that liked happy endings, and it was some dude, eww!
Way to go, douglas. Trying to get bmac'd by a dude.
I found this funny. It is commentary on UofL and UK atheletics.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...STS02/701050451
::insert witty comment here::
Way to kill the conversation, Brock.
This place has less action then my room on new years
Looking again, at the first set of GBITT pictures, I might not have had as much fun as Douglas's time last year. But I have the most proof of going "Beyond Thunderdome." Which is funny, because Bmac couldn't go beyond his zipper.
You were seriously that drunk? And joe...Nice!
First set? Where's the second set of pictures?
i don't know, someone said, here are the first set of pictures. (i guess meaning their own pictures displayed first.) And I only remember the one on the mic acting like I'm rocking out hard. that was earlier in the night. I don't really remember any of the others.
Hmmm...maybe I shouldn't have let you drive my car the next day. Because I can pretty much remember everything that happened (to a certain extent)
Then you failed us all, Jay. You definitely weren't Beyond Thunderdome.
Jay I stopped drinking at some point. and remember I blew a 0.0 on the old breathalizer. I knew I was fine by 7am. I rocked out hard and early. Just like Wes. but I made it to New Years. Yeah, I know you did too THIS YEAR Wes.
one thing i do remember is riding wes at midnight in celebration of his making midnight
ummmm, not sure if that came out right
here we go again:Early candidates to replace Shell are Raiders defensive coordinator Rob Ryan, former Giants coach and Raiders assistant Jim Fassel and Louisville coach Bobby Petrino, who turned down the job last January.
you know was also didn't come out right? Bmac.
i think that joke was a little forced marc, kinda like bmac forced his fully clothed body onto some chick's fully clothed body to make rashes not caused by diseases
Is Bmac still pissed? Or do you think he will go out tonight? Because if he's out, the jokes won't stop pounding him. Just like he did greased up deaf girl.
i believe he's in tampa this weekend, so it's a moot point, but my guess is he's still pissed, and every time we start joking on him too hard, he'll get pissed and leave like he does now when he's not in a mood to take a joke
Douglas - Not only were you riding around on my back, you had a death grip on my neck to hang on......the only better thing you could have done was jumped on and yelled "I wanna go fast".
I remember that. That was pretty funny.
u liked it
Hell yeah! It's in the spank bank!
Idea for next GBITT. Though I feel many of us would break our legs.http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/...S_is_The_Future
God bless Hef!http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,241518,00.html
That is actually pretty cool Marc.
Ha! More fun from Break.com!! I love it when girls refer to their nether-regions as a "box"!http://www.break.com/index/my_box_in_a_box.html
I believe bmac is in tampa. He was asking me the other day if there was video of him on the internet and whether he should call leah or not. I told him no videos except of me and yes he should call Leah.
he wants to get to know her romantically doesn't he??
Just in time for the release of white noise 2!
u can't dry hump a girl for 3 hrs. w/o getting attached and catching feelings
he obviously loves those hoes, which is a direct violation of snoop dogg's rules
Rambo 4:"The next chapter finds Rambo recruited by a group of Christian human rights missionaries to protect them against pirates"Man, I really wish I was joking....http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462499/
I think she said she lives at home. I've always assumed that B-Mac sleeps with girls at their place or maybe tries to talk them into going to a hotel with him. But with B-Mac being too cheap for hotels and her not having her own place, there might be more opportunities of B-mac dry humping at Joe's house in the future!
and we'll be ready with cameras!
Coincidently I'm looking at purchasing a Nikon D50 or a Canon Rebel XT right now. I should go to the camera shop explaining that I need a camera that works well in lowlight conditions such as out door tents and can still capture quick trusting of black pants on black pants.
Nikon D50 is a very good camera. Excellent choice philco, the question is did Cat help you out with that choice or did you research it.
Not much in the way of research has been done. It's just that anytime someone buys a cheap d-SLR they always seem to buy a Nikon D50 or one of the Rebel XT so it's just a matter of figuring out which one is a better fit for me.But based on the Flickr Camera Finder I'll probably just go with the Canon. http://www.flickr.com/cameras/
regardless, both cameras are very good.
Phil you are right, Leah still lives at home, so I think I might have to cozy up the basement for him. You know, keep out the flood waters and such.
Should I start charging Bmac by the hour when he dry humps at my house
When I was at the UofL game inside the stadium I was hanging out with a guy who had his parents Canon 300D Digital Rebel and I was like, "let me borrow that for a minute" then started to take pictures of strangers telling them I was with the courier journal and had them strike a pose for me. As soon as I mentioned the CJ people were all for it, it was entertaining, I would ask them for their name then tell them to be looking in the CJ for their picture, they got pretty hyped about that...I guess it was kinda mean when I kept making this old dude strike a more ridiculous pose.
Cinci is doing their best to fuck this game up. At least they finally scored.
For those who still haven't seen the Oilers miracle goal on Thursday:http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nhl/...-fla-226587.php
Thank God we won that game. At least we pulled off a victory with a brand new coach with only 2 weeks to prepare. Regardless, Big East is 5-0!I thought I heard them mention that no other BCS conference has gone undefeated in bowl games... is this true?
Yeah probably not. Way to go Big East and begin your reign for dominance in college football.
So they were right... technically...The Big East going 5-0 is the first time since the BCS formed to have a BCS conference go undefeated in bowl games. However, this is the second time in history that a conference with 5 or more teams playing in bowls has gone undefeated (SEC did it in 1996, 5-0)http://westvirginia.scout.com/2/607006.html
Have you guys seen this UofL cheerleader? Rumor that I heard was she cheated on her boyfriend and he got pissed off and posted her ass on the internet...now that sounds a little cliche but it does sound like a venomous revenge...http://www.angelfire.com/electronic...ctrlaltpenguin/
Brent, that's the story and it seems pretty legit. Probably two or three threads a day get created and then deleted by the mods about this on the louisville message boards for the past week but no one has refuted the "angry boyfriend" angle.The girl has obviously been kicked off the team...
Save the cheerleader, save the world...
Brent I have never seen that before....pretty hilarious if you ask me.
Brent...thank you for the motivational pictures...that's awesome, almost as awesome as the Oilers goal.
This is my new favorite nature video courtesy of Break.com:http://www.break.com/index/brave_ra...t_vs_snake.html
Looks like KAZ is going to be with Golden State for the rest of the season.http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c...SPGNLNDRB41.DTL
Are we playing football today?
http://www.mustangworld.com/forums/...ad.php?t=457943I like this quote: "they would need the jaws of life to cut around the giant pile of shit i'd be sitting in when they found me in my car."
Appearantly I forgot to pay my phone bill this week, but the silver lining in that dark cloud is that I can now get hammered without fear of drunk dialing!
Southern Cal kicker found dead.http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?...p&type=lgnsAlso, Bill Walker is done for the year with a torn ACL.
Leaked photo of USC kicker moments before his death:http://img401.imageshack.us/my.php?...erplungeah5.jpg
Too soon, Phil ... too soon ...
and yet highly appropriate ...
Rumors no more...Bobby Petrino accepted a 5 year deal with the Atlanta Falcons.http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2723700
So do they make Paul Petrino head coach or go elsewhere?
Yeah, I just saw that, too. Mother fucker, what the fuck happend to the "commitment" he gave UL with that big ass contract extension? Did you see that on WHAS then check ESPN? Or do you have some other source? Fucking-a, I can't blame him since he doesn't know what kinda team he has coming back. That or he does know and he's running like hell.
John L Smith still has a house here. Ha ha. No, they've been talking about Kragthorpe being the coach for quite some time.The Petrino to Atlanta was an interesting one because most of Atlanta wasn't talking about it, but it was the one that made the most sense to me.
THat ESPN article is from Forde and he is saying the Tulsa coach, Steve Kragthorpe, is a likely replacement.
THe least he could've done was go to the Raiders and take Brohm with his draft pick.
Does this mean UL is going to go back to the shit football school it was? Damnit, I can't take both a shit ass football and basketball team. Maybe the women's lacrosse team will shine some light on the school.
I think the main concern for next year will of course be whether or not Bush and Brohm will come back. I assume they will not at this point. But Louisville has put the money towards a bigger stadium and some of the better facilities in the region so keeping the recruits coming in won't be a problem. And Jurich has proven that he'll pay for good coaching so getting whoever he wants won't be a problem.
Hey, at least Petrino was nice enough to stay around for the bowl game before running off. Coaching is almost as sleazy as being a lawyer or politician these days.What's Howard Schnellenberger doing?
If Petrino has any hopes of succeeding as a pro football coach, he should trade Mike Vick on day 1.
I think most people knew he was going to go with the amount of money being thrown around. Jurich isn't stupid and isn't going to be paying the same money Saban or the NFL are throwing around for a head coach.The reason Petrino is a good coach is because he knows when to make the most of his opportunities. If someone is going to have a knee jerk reaction and pay that much money for his services then by all means go and get paid. His contract seems to be structured so that he can leave after a few season and still get some decent cash. Jurich has never had much of a problem finding good coaches and providing them with the facilities they need to succeed. I am kinda excited to see what he can do with Michael Vick. It seems like a good fit. Dunn & Norwood plus Vick will give him the chance to run something very similar to what he did with LeFors.
I think we all need a "Phil's top 5 coaching replacements for UofL" list. I hope UL doesn't go back to the Ron Cooper 1-10 seasons.
You can't have Brian Kelly... he's a Bearcat. At least that's what he said.
I think all coaches have lost credibility on their words. I actually agree with Phil with the Petrino & Vick combo. I think it will be a good fit.
Who the fuck is this Adrian guy?
No one is a good fit with Vick, he's a fucktard. They are completely wasting Warrick Dunn and Vick throws more dumb passes than Kerry Collins on LSD.
Dave, here are the names I think people will be seeing over and over (I apologize about the spelling on some of their names, they're probably very wrong):Steve Kragthorpe - clear front runner. His name has been mentioned for the past three yearsChris Peterson - not sure if Jurich will make a decision based on one good seasonLarry Fedora - OC for OSUPaul Johnson - Same as Peterson, could be one hit wonderBrian VanGorder - Georgia Southern head coach, formerly of Georgia and Jacksonville JaguarsBo Pelini - LSU. I'm not sure if Louisville wants a defensive coordinatorJimbo Fisher - OC for LSU. Of course, I think I could put up 40 points a game with LSU's talent
I hope UofL doesn't go after Rich Brooks, especially after his 9 and 5 season. In all seriousness, Larry Coker is a good coach out there.
Wow, Louisville message board is barely responsive. Best over the top the sky is falling reaction that I've read so far: Art Carmody isn't going to come back for his senior season.
Bob Beatty is looking to make the jump to college.
Larry Coker is a good coach but I doubt they'll go after him due to his rep and his past actions vs Louisville. The same goes for Bud Foster the defensive coordinator for VTech.
Funny post:Urban Meyer to Louisville so that he doesn't have to compete with a quality basketball team for attention like he does at Florida
Steve Kragthorpe is one hell of a football coach. I was actually hoping that UK would lock him up after Rich Brooks leaves. Of course, Mike Archer UK's DC might take the same position at NC State but get paid a lot more so I say let him go. I think I could step in and coach the defense..let's be honest UK was 118 out of 119..so what if we are 119 when I take over the reigns..it was just a one spot drop.I do like Joker Phillips, but he doesn't have much OC experience to take over for Rich Brooks. Dave, UK went 8 and 5 not, 9 and 5.
Chris - I was watching WHAS and saw it run across the bottom of the screen and I had to let out a Mr. Burn's-esque laugh and everything because of this quote that I had paraphrased in my head:"I can't tell you how happy I am with the commitment and the confidence that Tom Jurich has in me and the university has in me," Petrino said after signing the contract. "I also wanted to make sure that everyone understood, I know I've said it, that this is where my family wants to be. This is where I want to be. I want everyone to really believe it."
What about Butch Davis?
What about Jim Tressel... he likes projects.
During the LSU & Notre Dame game, the commentators said that Russel can throw the ball 85 yards. They also said he can throw the ball 45 yards sitting on his ass. I just thought that was kind of impressive. By the way I am calling the score now. Gators - 38The Ohio State - 28
I think Russel is the real deal. I bet by the time the combines are over he'll have moved himself up to the #1 overall pick.
Yeah probably so. Especiallly since he dismantled Notre Dame..........hahahhaha....fucking joke of a BCS team.
"But, Dad! They import the stuff in Atlanta. In Kentucky, the good shit is home grown. HOME GROWN, DAD. C'MON!"- Nick Petrino
One of the sites is making a lot of references to Norm Chow, that would be great. I heard Ron Cooper is under consideration, but that is for a job with the parking office on campus
so what i've been hearing last night and today is a possible jeff brohm promotion to try and keep brian brohm in school...
I could easily see Norm Chow taking over. UofL would be a great fit for Norm Chow.
I wouldn't mind Norm Chow, and he's interviewing with the Cardinals today! The Arizona Cardinals.
A head coaching job is a head coaching job. Chow is a big-time name, but until he gets a head coaching position (which I'm surprised its taken this long), he won't get the respect he deserves.
no chance in hell chow ever ends up at UofL. this guy from tulsa seems pretty solid, and due to his relationship with jurich i'm sure he'll be the guy. i just find it hilarious he's leaving, after all the bullshit that's come out of his mouth. i'm not faulting the guy for leaving, but after all this bullshit w/ him looking for other jobs EVERY year he's been w/ UL, and the statement he released just wks. ago saying he's not a candidate for other jobs, and now w/ all the hype about how UL is now an elite program and all that. jurich, the bastard that he is, is good at his job and will find a good replacement no doubt, and UL will still be a solid contender, but this year was hands down their best shot at a championship, and i don't see them being back in the equation for at least several more years
UK offered him the head coaching job, unfortunately we were on probation so nobody would touch us. That is why we had to get a retired football coach for. None the less, Rich could have installed a gimmick and we would have won a few more games, but he didn't. He is rebuilding our program the right way, and I am very much appreciative of his efforts. I really hope they rename Commonwealth Stadium after Coach Brooks, just to piss off the naysayers.
There's something afoot at the circle K.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/70108005
that's like 3 minutes from my house!!! awesome
The Speedway on Westport Road that involved the officer shooting the driver as he sped off a few weeks ago, is like 3 minutes from mine.
Google received some 1300 resumes daily. But if you can get there, enjoy the life.http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007..._life/jump.html
For what it's worth, Dennis Dodd is saying that Kragthorpe has been hired by Louisville. I've been waiting for a half hour for someone else to say something about this, but Dodd is the only one on the internet saying anythinghttp://cbs.sportsline.com/collegefo...l/story/9915692
I wouldn't doubt it. That is a name, UK had on the short list had Rich got canned this year. He is a great young energetic coach and will build on Petrino's foundation.
I can't even imagine what they are saying on espn sportsradio right now. I know after that Saban fiasco every journalist was thirsting for blood, this only adds more fuel to the fire and truth to their convictions.
This took the majority of Tubby's time on the teleconference (technical problems by SEC that were not his fault). He was asked about Bobby's play and continuing slump:“He has to be himself. We moved him to th perimeter early and he got hit in the head and had 12 stitches over his eye against Indiana and is not back playing with the same reckless abandonment and fearlessness going inside and getting to the basket. Look at the lack of times he is getting to the free throw line He is not aggressive. That carries over to the defensive end. We need him to get on the floor for loose balls, take charges, be a blue-collar player. He is trying to be too much of a finesse player rather than being physical. He needs to mix it up, take bumps and bruises, and get into flow“We have been kind of analyzing his shot. He seems to be slinging the ball and not shooting it He seems be aiming and not shooting with confidence. We are trying to get him to get the shot off as quick as he can and not really think about it.“If you are not shooting well, people scout you and back off you. He had an open look at Ole Miss and it did not go down. When he did shot fake, he didn’t go by the defender. You have to take what the defense gives you. He inbounds the ball for us, he is involved in ball reversal. He usually is in position where his man is involved in trapping Randolph. He has to slash to the basket. He has to play off Randolph more. He still has to slash, shoot the open jumper and attack the basket.“We just have to go with him Stick with him and let him work his way through this. We have been fortunate we have been winning. That is ahuge key. He is still in the lineup. We are trying to stay positive with him.”
"clean up aisle 4"
exactly.
this has been the worst week for me as far as college coaches go. first saban goes to tuscaloosa (meaning we now have to seriously compete with bama for louisana players, plus he's probably going to take our offensive coordinator-i don't find it coincidental that fischer got out of the florida state talk right when his old boss saban got hired by bama). on top of that saban says he didn't really want to leave lsu, blah, blah, blah. then fucking bobby sneaks out in the night...rat bastard, he'll be back in the college game in three years. fuck shit fuckity fuck fuck that shit cunt bitch ass whore. cock...balls
someone who agreeshttp://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/si...louisville.html
though maybe i was wrong about fischer http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...lege/index.html
FUCK! That's all I have to say.
It's official, the Steve Kragthorpe era has begun at U of L.
As long as it's not Ron Cooper. Or Ron Mexico...hmmm...is it just a coincidence that Ron Mexico is one of Petrino's new players?
it's not quite official yet, but jurich is flying to tulsa tomorrow to woo kragthorpe...http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2724448
Douglas, most people think that Kragthorpe will be named the coach tonight.
u're probably right
i'm sure kragthorpe will be coming back to da ville w/ jurich
I don't know....stay at Tulsa in C-usa or move to Big East with a stacked football team? Whatever would I do?
you're right, if kragthorpe has any aspirations of coaching in a major conference or the NFL, this is a great stepping stone
hahahahaha, couldn't help it
I'm taking up my football allegiance with the toronto argonauts since UL and ND can't do it for me.
go Rice and Oregon State
da beavers!
more good news for you joe, Simms has dropped his commitment to Louisville http://www.northjersey.com/page.php...2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk2I'll let someone else take the "can't do it for me" joke...
since no one else will do it, joe:obviously laura won't do it for u anymore, ur friends sure as hell won't do it for you, and god knows u don't stand the tiniest chance of anyone doing it for you on new year's eve while you're passed out (although that would be a keeper), so since no one will do it for you, you're screwed, although only by yourself
more college football news to piss you offhttp://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?...o&type=lgns
Bizarro rumor of the day with at least a fraction of a chance of being true: Jurich on his way to Oklahoma. Not Tulsa though. He's going to Oklahoma City to talk to Bob Stoops.Here's the flight in question: http://flightaware.com/live/flight/N10JPI'm not sure when flight plans and tracking private jetss became standard fair for any internet rumor, but I like the trend. Actually, I do know when it became the trend. I think a plane flying to from Auburn to Southern Indiana started it all...
jurich arrived in oklahoma 59 minutes ago! i hope he's gone too
Okay, a kickoff return for a touch down is not a good sign for Fla.
Nevermind. I was just joking.
Blimp views really suck on a closed roof stadium.
I wouldn't be surprised if Bob Stoops left OU. He won't have to face Mack Brown anymore if so.
Jimbo Fischer New Coordinator for the NOLES! Hell Yes. Finally the chance at an offense.
Maybe even steel some recruits from LSU. Maybe Barry?
Bob Stoops isn't leaving Oklahoma for Louisville.
Okay, I hope you all got that out of your system. Because Tuesday, is a no-posting-sports day. Its in the Natty Sci bi-laws. (It's in there alright.....in the back.......near the porn parts......those pages might be stuck together.)
OSU got owned!Big East may have been 5-0, but the SEC brings home the National Championship!
BCS games are overrated. It is all about the Music City Bowl. That is where the real talent resides.
True dat.
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