i hate it but i'm uncontrollably drawn to it
Because I'm not the type of guy to randomly dissapear and abandon everyone, I figured I'd go ahead and create a new post. With a cat picture.
Posted by Phil on December 10th, in the afternoon | 554 comments
Joe made headway into the Natty Sci posting from weird locations. Today I'm posting from my laptop from O'shea's. I'm almost ashamed it has taken this long for this to occur. And for the record the reason my laptop is up here with me is because our graphic designer wanted to meet me up here.
Will Farrell is going to be in a movie about the ABA that is in "preproduction" which means that it is going to be out in like 5 years. But that's no reason to be excited about it now! Andre 3000 is also going to be in it along with Woody Harrelson which means no one will be going to sizzler. http://imdb.com/title/tt0839980/The ABA was fucking nuts and I'm surprised no one has made a movie about it yet. The book Loose Balls (which I obviously bought just for the title and later realized it was a basketball book) has probably 120 different stories that alone should be scenes in the movie. Probably my favorite story was about Marvin Barnes who showed up 5 minutes before a game wearing his basketball uniform under a fur coat, and carrying a sack of hamburgers. The coach benched him for the first quarter and Barnes still scored something like 50 points.Will Ferrel better not fuck this movie up.
B-mac, dino, chris and I just went to the UL -BU game and the question was asked what is gayer, male cheerleaders or the two man luge. B-mac responds what is the 2 man luge? Random guy in front of us turns around looks at B-mac laughing and says "he's a keeper"
Okay, one of the best parody trailers ever.10 Things I Hate About Commandmentshttp://www.thetrailermash.com/10-th...ndments-comedy/
Speaking of the Bellarmine College game, I'm a little freaked out by the photo they ran in the paper of BJ Flynn's brother from the game:http://cmsimg.courier-journal.com/a...500&title=1
This guy always makes some interesting and well animated games, and his latest christmas one is no differenthttp://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm
I don't feel targeted at all by this post...btw, how about Drew fuckin' Brees...400 yds and 5 td's!!! Don't get me wrong. I love the Chargers but Brees is a goddamn genious this year.
Stew, if I was targeting you with a post I would have had a picture of a cat with their ass going through a window. Last night I was the DD and I disappeared from the heard as they played "would I do her" and "is B-Mac going to fall asleep?". Another fun game was Cuban playing "Why would deaf people go to a bar" and "I'm going to kill the band for not playing Rocky Racoon to my standards." And by the time I came back they were gone. So I wandered O'Shea's for 15 minutes asking if anyone had seen a 6'6" dude with a blue sweatshirt leave with a bunch of people saying "1" or "0" as they passed females. And I felt kinda guilty about it. You coming back into town for Christmas?
Wow! Reprimand accepted and approved! As a matter of fact I will be in town over the holidays (Dec 23 thru Jan 6.) Hopefully, I will be able to supply some sort of wingmanship at O'Shea's, but I don't want to explore that too much.If anybody wants some Chargers superbowl champions gear, let me know in advance...
I better see more people than I saw over Thanksgiving...granted I didn't really let people know I was gonna be home but still...
Damn straight you better accept your reprimand. We got to get you out to play some flag christmas football while you are here too.
I'll make sure to see you, stew. And Phil, we looked for you and tried to call you, but didn't find you. So we just left.
1985 Bears performing the Super Bowl Shuffle and others teams versions.http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=1321
not being able to use ur thumb fu cking sucks, as u can see by m y awesome typing today. i can't even jack off
in case ur wondering i cut my thumb real bad this weekend and now it's all wrapped up in a splint and i can't use it
Douglas - I've been there with the bandaged hand. Here's a suggestion:Purchase cantaloupe, bore appropriate sized hole in cantaloupe, heat cantaloupe in microwave on HIGH for 30 seconds, tune TV to MSNBC, insert penis into cantaloupe (repeat as needed), shave hair from palms.
great idea, i was thinking about the whole american pie thing and sticking my dick in a warm apple pie, or just for easier convenience, just sticking it in the mashed potatoes
Joe, do you still need someone to watch the house for you when the tent is delivered? I'm off that day.
So I was giving a Tuscan Mule to this kangaroo, right?
i like where ur head's at
u g uys sucks today
Merry Fuckin' Christmas!Come home yesterday to find my window torn open and robbed again!At least this time I followed up on the issue since the cops did jack shit last time, and I contacted stores they used my cards at. Got two descriptions and a possible license plate # from a drive-thru. I should be a goddamn detective... b/c these worthless police certainly don't know what they're doing.
damn brock, you gotta get out of cincinnatti and move to a safe place, like baton rouge...wait
Brock, you have the full disposal of Law & Order : Natty Sci at your service.
did anybody watch the texas-lsu game by any chance?
if so can you explain why when down by 1 with 7 seconds left a normally not very good shooter (though great defender) took a shot from beyond nba range instead of feeding the baby
Holy shit, Brock. If you need anything, let me know.
No biggie, they just stole the video games I just replaced and some credit cards... nothing monumental, but its the fact it happened again... so I'm out for blood this time.Apparently the guy using the cards has one bad eye (cataract or something), so instead of looking for the one-armed man, I'm looking for the one-eyed man.I'll get you, you sonofabitch!
Barry I watched that games and I have no clue why LSU opted for that shot. I would have went to Big Baby for sure. I also have no clue as to why Tack Minor was jacking up threes during the game or why the defense did not rotate over and help whoever was guarding DJ Augustine to prevent him from penetrating the lane. I think Rajon Rondo is a better 3 point shooter than Tack Minor, and that speaks volumes my friend. All in all it was a very good game though.
why can't somebody shoot this stupid bitch? i'm not even a democrat and i feel bad for all democrats b/c they have to acknowledge the presence of this dumb broad.http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/12/11/s...d.ap/index.html
so......does anyone know if u can get herpes from an armadillo?
They can't give you herpes, but I once got a wicked case of the clap from an armadillo.
whew! i just saw a big red bump on his shell after i was done, and since i already got the gono and the clap, i didn't need herpes too
Armadillos are a medical model for studying leprosy.http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a990219.html
The skin on your dick is gonna fall off.
jay, i guess u'll just have to rub a lot of lotion on your dick then when that skin falls off, oh wait...
Damn it brock you beat me to that comment...Is that some random medical fact you picked up along the way or did you google armadillos and infectious diseases?
Some chick wanted to write a research proposal on leprosy for her qualifying exam; since she is some kind of Jesus-freak. Therefore, she was going to have to use armadillos as her animal model, which became a running joke for a while.I did learn something in grad school.
So, I was just at the grocery store, and there was a 13-14 year old girl wearing sweat pants that read "keep staring" WTF? She is just asking for it.
Brock, that sucks. I bet you were probably robbed my the same person twice. They usually go back to easy targets. If you can get me the license plate # I can get all the info you need on these people.
I was talking about armadillos at work today. Girl that started today with me said she went to school at Texas State. All I could think of was Scott Bakula and Sinbad playing football for the Texas State Fightin' Armadillos in Necessary Roughness. I made a cooment about Armadillos and she stared at me like I am an idiot. Why don't more people have stupid movie knowledge?
Wasn't it the NORTH Texas State Fighting Armadillos?
No, you're right, it was Texas State University, at least according to IMDBhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102517/
All I know is that I want a Fightin' Armadillos shirthttp://www.cafepress.com/madcapstudios/2003301Preferably one that has Kathy Ireland's love stains all over it.
This sucks. Without Joe, it's up to me to start a conversation. And nobody wants that.
Happy birthday to Bob Barker, 83.
I can contribute! I thought I brought this up earlier, but it was new to Marc.So the cheerleader, if her injuries heal themselves, would that mean that she's forever a virgin? Side discussion: would constantly having to deal with the whole first time issue over and over lead her to becoming a hot lesbian cheerleader?
Not only that, but you could give her a reasonable "jelly donut" hopefully without too much backlash since she would be healed, (even though she seems to feel some pain)
Possible Team name: "Why save the cheerleader?! Her hyman regenerates anyway." or some possible variation of the concept. and it made me think of a new one.Family Guy quote; "The Clitoris: Nature's Rubix cube" how about; "The Hyman: Nature's Stay-Fresh Seal"
that cheerleader would make a great sex toy, completely ravage her and she goes back to her original form, kinda like play-doh
i can't sustain this site all by my lonesome here guys w/ joe gone
interesting about the lexington ban:http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...-12-12-06-53-15
They didn't have any numbers about how many chicks went from trashy looking to not-so-trashy looking or how much less your clothes smell. Those are the only numbers I care about.
I wanna go back to the hymen-busting discussion. If I'm throwin' the high hard one at Claire's 16-year-old honeypot and I zip it through Nature's Stay-Fresh Seal (thanks, Marc!), would she be able to heal on each consecutive thrust provided that I'm taking a full windup each time and not just going from the stretch?
if she healed herself after every thrust, then damn that would have to be the best feeling ever, sex with teenagers is great, i mean, it was great when i was a teenager too, yeah, that's what i meant
I agree. That would be awesome. Messy too since the cherry would keep poppin'
It seems to take some time, so it would not heal after each thrust. Just after you were done. And I can't believe I'm seriously in this discussion.
do u have a topic better than pussy regeneration? I certainly don't
You've got me there. What about "How I met your Mother" last night. It wasn't the best episode ever, but I thought it had some pretty funny moments.
Apparently, we really don't have anything to talk about.
i say we go back to pussy regeneration, but that's just me
Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating!A Special Message From Santa Claushttp://www.theonion.com/content/node/56321
It always comes back to pussy regeneration, doesn't it.
what can i say, i find it fascinating
Some dude that looks like Burket's dad just walked into our office for a meeting. I went to say, "HI", but didn't realize until I got about 10 feet from the dude. So I had this shit eating grin on my face, stopped dead in my tracks, did a 180 and briskly walked away. The guy was probably wondering what the hell was wrong with the Vietnamese freak.
Why's he gotta be Vietnamese?
Brock, what neighborhood do you live in in Cincy? We might be moving up there next year.Phil, how's this for weird destinations to post from, I am posting from the Crown Plaza hotel in richmond, virginia. How the hell does U of L only beat Bellarmine by 12? Crap
what a quack. i don't see any problem with him being in control of nukeshttp://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061212...an_holocaust_dc
This site sucks without joe. And where has wes been with his usual 50 break.com posts?
so apparently they have a concert when they award the Nobel Peace Prize. Delegates chosen to represent the music industry, Rihanna, Paulina Rubio, Wynona Judd, and yes, Lionel Richie. What the hell, were Roy Orbison and Michael Bolton too busy?http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...arams=Itemnr=13
seriously, where the fuck r u wes? it's one thing to lose joe, but both joe and wes, i-i-i-don't know guys, i-i-i-think that's bullshit!
Church, I'm living in College Hill... actually the neighborhood isn't bad, and the apartment complex is nice, but I think one group has targeted my place and they think its a gold mine... I may just have to move... or install gatling gun turrets.I'd recommend looking in Clifton or Hyde Park, you'd like those areas.
Phil, can we start a new post with the brackets for the fantasy football playoffs displayed... that would be neat.
Barry-considering Roy Orbison died some time ago, it would make his appearance there quite a spectacle.
This is Natty Sci style right herehttp://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...n.ap/index.htmlActing like a week without booze is complete sobriety.
Preliminary Predictions:(1)Douggies vs. (8)CubansThe Douggies hopes rest on Larry Johnson, and playing San Diego might be dangerous, so I giving a slight edge to the #1 seed, but in a nailbiter.Winner: Douggies(4)Porkchop Express vs. (5)Team IneptitudeAnother tight matchup with Bulger vs the Raiders and Palmer vs the Colts, I expect big points from the QB spot, but the difference will be at the RB position where Jones-Drew and Dayne have both been hot, so another squeaker for the mild upsetWinner: Team Ineptitude(3)Slashers vs. (6)The Man the LegendPeyton Manning is all over the place lately, but still should put up decent numbers vs. the Bengals, Garcia may or may not be big against the Giants (edge Manning). The deciding factor here is that McAllister and Thomas Jones will have more production versus Fred Taylor and the Edge. I'm going with a big game from McAllister and Manning for the upset.Winner: The Man the Legend(2)Dangerous Icemen vs. (7)Wrecking CrewLT may not be enough. Westbrook and Alexander produce a consistent 15-20 points combined every week with occasional explosions, but Brees and Bush should torch the Redskins (eliminated from playoffs). The X-factor here is Willie Parker, if he has another monumental game, this might be close, but Carolina isn't the Browns, so predict modest output from Parker. Big Ben has been a turd the last few weeks, so unless some moves are made, no upset here.Winner: Dangerous Icemen
well i guess he was too busy to show up then.
This is purely wild speculation, since predicting the NFL 2 weeks out is impossible with injuries and playoff races, but here it goesRound II(1)Douggies vs. (5)Team IneptitudeLarry Johnson will go apeshit on the Raiders and the Bears play the Lions, this will be ugly.Winner: Douggies in a slaughter (pray for the upset 4 and 5 seeds)(2)Dangerous Icemen vs. (6)The Man the LegendAs every year the Yankees and the Red Sox battle for the AL, so does the Icemen and the Legends... always meeting in the playoffs. This will be a tough week... Manning vs. the Texans when they will have clinched a playoff spot... will Manning sit the second half?? Both teams have Saints going into New York to face a Giants team that will be desparate, so nuetralizing points. It comes down to who has the best kicker Rob Bironas vs. Josh Scobee, edge Mmmm-mmm-my Bironas.Winner: The Man the Legend in shocking upsetFinals(1)Douggies vs. (6)The Man the LegendBarring a miracle, like Joe actually nailing a chick while drink, this will be a cake-walk.Champs: Douggies, lets hope the upset in the previous round doesn't happen, so we see who the REAL champ is.
Touche, Barry.
i must say i agree with those predictions
best speech everhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc2V2-lNx04
Phil, check it out...http://www.toolbarn.com/product/gatorade/33302/
There's a new dude in our office that wears too much cologne that I've nicknamed THE PHOGG. It just LINGERS and is probably causing my headaches. On the bright side, I think he cleared up my nasal passages. I'll probably head over to Gumbo-A-Go-Go today for lunch 'cause I'd much rather smell my own ass in the afternoon than THE PHOGG.
there was an article in courier-journal this morning about the bridges being built and their design, and i loved this comment someone made online about the article:What is the reason for these bridges? They will do nothing but increase traffic. Face it, the more roads, the more people will use them. They'll be like magnets. It wouldn't be so bad if Kentuckians used the bridges to leave the state but why would they leave to go to Indiana. What we'll see is more of those #### Hoosiers coming to Louisville. I find it funny that the least expensive were chosen. It doesn't matter which of the bridges they picked, taxes will go up just the same. I can guarantee you that Socialist Jerry already has a tax rate in mind and picked the cheapest so that the city could pocket the difference.
this kinda effort isn't gonna cut it today, just b/c joe is gone is no excuse for a shitty sci. i'm very bored at work and i need stimulation damn it, and since i don't have a cheerleader with a regenerating pussy, then the sci is the next best thing
Here you go Douglas, (and others who miss Joe)Play practically all the original NES games online.http://www.virtualnes.com/
unfortunately i don't have the luxury of being able to play games at work, i'm pretty much stuck w/ reading articles, etc.
Me too. God, work sucks this week.
it always sucks working in december b/c everyone always thinking about christmas and shit, especially when ur in my business doing financial services, no one wants to do anything w/ their finances right now so i spend most of my day bored
Happy birthday to Ted Nugent, 58, and Morris Day, 50.
not a bad article about political correctness:http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/12/12/Do...ec13/index.html
A new Jack The Ripper?http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16171063/
Douglas, I read that article earlier. My whole thing is that every single American needs to become a lot more thick skinned. If some says "Merry Christmas" to you, you should take it. If they say "Happy Holidays" you should take that too. Everyone needs to stop freaking out about all this crap. Someone telling you Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays, or even Happy Chanukkah, is much better than them telling you to go fuck yourself.
the funny thing is, most of my friends would expect to hear me tell them to go fuck themselves before i said merry christmas
I know I certainly would.
Speaking of fucking yourselfs, I was skull fucking this hippopotamus, right?
that's not really fucking yourself, but kudos to you, i earfucked a giraffe last night
It is if your thinking of masturbating while you're doing it. So, did you make the giraffe lower it's head to the proper height? Or were you on a crane?
R.I.P Peter Boylehttp://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...t.ap/index.html
Dammit! I never got to have sex with one of these before they went extinct.http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/scienc...n.ap/index.html
old but still funny, note lots of obscenities...may not be appropriate for workhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iqzEgL1DaE
Superlions in Africahttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...=&ito=1490#
Damn, Jay ... Jocko Dundee is dead? Crap ... I was so happy too ...
I hate to continue the trend of posting links with no discussion about them, but here's another one. EGM got a group of kids together to play games like Tetris, Punch Out and Zelda and recorded their impressions:Part 1 (from 2003):http://www.lyberty.com/blog/article...childs_play.htmPart 2: http://www.1up.com/do/feature?pager...amp;cId=3137498
I kind of like the link posting with no discussion. Something strikes me as funny, imaginative or informative I wanna share it. I sincerely appreciate that others are willing to share their homoerotic joys and sexually deviant fantasies with the rest of us.What happened to the characters of the original American Pie?http://www.maximonline.com/articles....aspx?a_id=7380
And Bama's new football coach is................http://www.creedscove.com/sites/al/newcoach/
good mcgwire article:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/etic...ry?page=mcgwire
new sports guy:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...mp;lid=tab1pos2
i'm very disappointed with the lack of effort put forth today on the sci, if i knew your mothers, i would have them ground all your asses and take away your xboxes and wiis.
Oh yeah finally got the Wii on Monday. It's pretty fucking awesome, for the record.
I'm trying my best, douglas. No one seems to care about beastiality like they used to.
Sorry fellas, I have missed work the past 2 days with severe sinus infections. I have been spending most of my day working.
selling out to the man, i see, and it's a damn shame about the lack of respect for bestiality, especially the homo-bestials like me
How about dendraphiliacs? I mean I saw this conifer today that was missing the bottom branches and I mean it would be like a woman wearing a miniskirt. That bark looked succulent enough to lick.
And it was oozing sap.
i'm thinking about dabbing in necrophilia myself, there aren't ever any arguments or complaints like 'don't touch me here' or 'don't stick it there' or 'goddamn it when u earfuck me like that it hurts my brain.' much less stress in getting off
It's amazing what you can do with KY and a curling iron.
http://www.sportsline.com/collegefo...l/story/9864841 Zero footballsGMAC, Southern Miss vs. Ohio: Nothing says BCS title preview (Jan. 7 in Mobile, Ala.) like a meeting of the losers of the Conference USA and MAC championship games.Still, you have to love the job by Frank Solich. His Bobcats are playing in their third bowl, first in 38 years.
Ok, so if this weather holds who would be up for football on Sunday? There shouldn't be any reason we can't get 14 people out there for 60 degree days in December.
how 'bout a game before or after the UL/UK game Sat? I work Sun.
So are you volunteering to have people over for the game, Chris? My cable is out.And because no post should go sans-link: 99% of the people you will meet in College: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=2223594
Someone added one that fit me, I didn't really jive with any of the others. They all involved caring:Quiet Smart SlackerNormally found in one of the back rows but not the very back as he is trying to blend in. Doesn't say much in class, only being social when he has to or with people he knows outside of class. Won't disrupt class but if called on will answer correctly. Pays attention, but doesn't always do work, or work hard. Shows up to class 80% of the time, but does 40% of the outside work/study time. Graduates in 5-6 years with a 3.0 but only because of intelligence and test scores, not effort (as shown in number of years taken to graduate).
Yes, all those interested are welcome to come over for the game.
My TV is back up and running! Computer Science Degree 1Insight Digital Cable Box 0Long story short I figured out how to reboot the fucking thing. And the best part is that the only problem was video output so I know have a week long of TV to watch. Merry Christmas to me!
Douglas - if you bone Jessica Rabbit does that count as beastality?
I should have bought this instead of crappy ass accordhttp://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1966...1QQcmdZViewItem
Wes, I think that's more of "toon-ality" or "toon-phelia" Jessica Rabbit is a cartoon, not an actual rabbit. If he boned Roger Rabit it would be a combination of the two. But by your logic, it would be bestiality for Douglas to bone Scott Wolf, Ethan Hawke or Peter Coyote. That would not be bestiality. It would just be gay.
jessica rabbit's hot, that would be a trophy toon fuckbon jovi #1 for the day as soon as i walk in
Just to add on to what Marc said last night ... Jessica Rabbit is only a rabbit by marriage. ... and I can't believe people are calling the new Red Sox pitcher "Dice-K" ... bunch of fucking gringos ...
Jessica Rabbit is smoking hot. I'd skeet on her so much her definition lines would run.
Happy birthday to Cliff Williams, 57, of AC/DC
I'm surprised no one bothered to look this up, but I'm sure you aren't surprised that I did:Someone who wants to have sex with a cartoon is a Toonophile Someone who wants to have sex with a animal cartoon is Furry Toonophile (insert "The More You Know" graphic here)
so UofL is fucking horrible this year:http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...RTS02/612140448it amazes me the amount of heat tubby gets every year and pitino hasn't heard a single negative word yet
The problem is that if any of the press corps talks bad about Pitino, they won't be granted an interview ever again. He's a tad bitchy in that sense.
Douglas - I have heard some rumblings and grumblings from fans here and there but I don't think UofL fans live and breath basketball the way UK fans do. Besides when Ricky P took over that program Crum was just coasting and didn't have any real intensity left in him...just my opinion. UK fans and the unrealistic expectations look at Tubby and claim that he has ran the program into the ground. Well when you are on top of the world you don't have anywhere to go but down. I think Tubby is a great game coach (meaning situational), great defensive minded coach, and really knows how to develop a player. Tubby lacks at things that Ricky P was really good at such as being a great salesman (recruiting) and getting the most talent from his players and being able to run a great offense. With that being said, Ricky P assembled a great supporting cast of assistant coaches while at UK (Tubby and Billy D were both there). In my opinion, Tubby doesn't have an assistant coach on his staff to make up for his shortcomings. We need an assistant who can take care of the offense and who is a great salesman for recruiting.
I agree with the first part of what wes said. Louisville isn't a huge basketball town.
if u need unbiased reporting, u might as well go to lexington:http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentuck...ts/16235635.htmi did actually hear some scattered boos during the UL game last night, it was quite amusing, and yes jerome, i know, if anybody dared talk bad about ricky p, then they wouldn't get any exclusive not only from pitino, but from jurich and/or petrino as well. that's why no one ever reported when ricky p had the clap and went to cleveland to get it treated, true story
oh yeah, and that he doesn't live at home w/ his wife and kids
All right ... I'll say it ... I think it's the alumni and boosters for UK and U of L that really need to step up. If we want the top recruits, it looks like some will have to take the "BEND but don't BREAK" mentality of football defenses and pony up some more FRINGE BENEFITS. I say go ahead and let Happy give Ricky Roe's family a tractor and give Butch McRae's mom a house and a job 'cause neither school sure isn't going to stumble on the next Neon Bodeaux at the rate they're going.
Evidently it has been confirmed that Marc is gay, and amazingly Phil was not gay while he drove the Jetta, but might be gay now since he drives a Honda and drinks water (oh yeah Marc, Kroger has Fresca on sale right now, 12 pack for $2.49 and we all know you like it in the can due to your 3-series BMW coupe) :Wheels24 has posted its list of gayest cars and straightest cars, based on reader votes. The winners, and losers, are:Gay car votes1. Peugeot 207: 7 1552. BMW 3 Series Coupe: 3 3783. Jaguar XK: 2 5714. Honda Civic Hatch: 1 7765. Alfa Romeo 159: 1 293Straight car votes1. Audi RS4: 9 8242. Toyota Fortuner: 2 6293. Dodge Caliber: 1 8084. VW Jetta: 9794. Lexus IS250: 936
that's not a problem at UK, they all drive pretty nice cars, nice blue chips references thoughpersonally i think the sorority girls need to take it upon themselves to be much looser for these fine young men during the recruiting process. every heralded recruit should be getting bj's from new girls every time he turns around. if sorority girls at UK and UL even cared just alittle about the programs, they would bend over and take it more often
How 'bout the mascots step up for some cartoonish homo-beastiality thing? The wildcat and cardinal could entice the recruits for some freaky lovin'. And if UK brought back their old mascot with the dick for a tongue, that might really get some guys going. Then again that might only work for the guys of the Sci.
I hear the Wildcat likes to be tied up and the Cardinal is a fan of tea-bagging.... I could've gone the rest of my life without any more references to the penis-tongue wildcat logo.
and how about the fuckin' waterboys? where the hell have they been? they need to step up their game. how about some red bull in those cups, or maybe some protein shakes instead of water, somebody has the take the responsibility here damn it
Hell yeah ... and while they're at it, get the athletic trainers to hit up Balco for some massage cream.
This just in, Honda Accord owners are reported to be comfortable with their penis size. A Land Rover owner had argued that "it's not the size. I mean, you know what women say?" To which the Accord owner replied, "Ouch?"
i'd be afraid to hear what the corvette owner says...
I'd be all about some hot cardinal on cardinal action.
In defense of Philco - he does drive an accord, not a civic hatchback. However, he still might be gay because he is a pussy tease based on his actions with the O'sheas waitresses.
Anyone else picturing a red bird mascot and a high ranking Catholic priest doing the Tuscan Mule?
of course, is there any other way to misconstrue cardinal on cardinal action?
I guess not. I just wanted to make sure 'cause I'm terrible at identifying birds.
Fooooood ... Hey, Phil ... O'Thursdays?
What is the best thing about Marc being an ass pirate is the fact that no one really thought he was gay when he said he wasn't straight, however, now that he drives a queer car it is undeniable.
Marc's gay? But he gets so much pussy ...
I swear you suck one dick and everyone thinks your gay.
For the last time -- IT WAS A BET!!!
it's kinda sad you sucked that guy's dick and still lost that bet.
or take one ass ramming after a night of hard partying with a bunch of queers dressed as village people at a gay bar in san francisco when you're depressed and all pumped full of apple martinis
it is sad ... I really need the money. My kid's tuition is killing me.
I hear San Francisco isn't the hot spot for the pole smokers that it used to be. It begs the question -- where does one go these days to drown themselves in apple martinis and get colon cleansed by hairy dudes?
Marc..........this is where you chime in..........
oh, key west is huge for fags right now, i mean i heard...
just got here sorry. was catching up. I love my car. sure, it may be queer to some. but i love to look, and the drive. I originally would have liked a z3,but admit that would be more gay. (Think of a gay Miata wth a BMW symbol.)My dad drove a BMW for years, and I like the drive and the feel of it. So I always wanted one for myself. Both my brothers drive 1986 BMW's I bought my own though, when I had a job. (I know, I don't even remember what that's like any more.)I've had two girls tell me they'd fuck me for me driving my car. One was within the first week of buying it. Yeah, that never happened, but I would have done them hard... "toon-style."
I do like the z4 a lot, more than I liked the z3. My neighbor has a dark blue (not really midnight blue) z4 and it looks pretty sweet.But I guess to get my heterosexual reputation needs to be reinforced, then I believe I will have to begin to lay some serious pipe soon. Perhaps, after GBITT and Marcus Brody's crooning on the microphone. Where is the best places to bang a girl at Joe's house? I'd ask B-mac, but..... I'd ask Joe for his New Year's banging advice, but.... (you knew I'd go there pretty quickly). We've seen someone try to use upstairs, and even down stairs. how about up-against the house, on-top-of the garage, where everyone pisses behind the garage, in a next-door neighbors backyard, in your parked car.
i think on top of the stage in the tent would be p-i-m-p and would stop these gay comments
Ha! You'd have sex with a girl in public. FAG!
This is probably the gayest thing anyone could ever do to a car. And I'm including sticking your dick in the tail pipe.http://www.cnn.com/2006/AUTOS/12/14...gons/index.html
How about on the trampoline. If you move it over to the basketball goal you could have some support.
Wow, this is kind of cool.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16203273/?GT1=8816
I bet he got to hump the dolphins after he saved their lives.
that's only a proper reward
... before Yao, there was Bao
He should have at least been allowed to stick it in their blow hole.
sticking ur dick in a dolphin's blow hole is not as sweet a deal as you might assume, it's all fun and games until one of those fuckers actually blows out of it right as you're getting ur nut on. Does NOT feel good
for those keeping score, 2 bon jovis, 2 journeys, and a devo
Miss Ky and Miss USA to be stripped of title, scroll down for story.http://www.wwtdd.com/
I bet she showed her cooch.
Or has dabbled in beastality.
wait, those things are frowned upon? I-I-I don't know guys, I-I-I think that's bullshit!
Update: Donald Trump, who owns Miss USA pageant, says Tara Conner will not lose her crown but recognized she is going through some "personal problems." Good, because "Tamiko Nash" sounds like some kind of comic book warrior.
Well I was hoping we were going to be able to launch a Natty Sci modelling agency that specializes in beastality and toonality fetishes with pagent winners....looks like those plans are on hold.
can't catch a fucking break
We may have to resort to the pageant losers.
the losers would probably fit in with us better anyway
besides, losers have low self-esteem, low self-esteem is sexy in a woman, and low-self esteem women is what some members of the sci need
God knows I do.
don't underestimate anyone's need for a hot woman w/ low self-esteem and loose morals
Here you go Wes, Vida!http://media.dvd.ign.com/media/844/...383/imgs_1.html
I'm a Steeler fan and even I think this is hilarious ... Cincinnati Cyclones minor league hockey team promotion: Big Ben Helmet Night!http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06349/746397-66.stm
I'm sure this may have been posted on Fark or wherever. but since I hadn't seen it on here for Big Jay. I thought I'd link to it.Tunisians Living in Remnants of Star Wars Tatooine Sethttp://www.mysanantonio.com/enterta...rs.245729f.htmlPhotos of the Tunisian Tatooine Sethttp://flickr.com/search/?q=tunisia+star+wars
I'm pretty sure Phil donated money to Tunisia yesterday ...
Hey, do we want a free couch and chair for GBITT?
Damnit:Hey, do we want a FREE couch and chair for GBITT?Guy wants to get rid of it by today. (posted sunday)http://louisville.craigslist.org/fu.../247063837.htmlhttp://louisville.craigslist.org/fu.../247064859.html
The BEST Kung Fu clip ever!!http://lukehenry.multiply.com/video/item/29
fuck yeah, some body get on that chair and couch, we need more places for bmac to fail miserably with the ladies
I don't have a truck, or anything to move the furniture. I just sent an email to try to contract the dude to see if he still has it. I can get my mom's Jeep SUV once she gets back from school. (not sure it will hold a freakin couch though.) Or we could use Joe's truck if he is available. or whoever else has means.
Wow, Marc, you're up early this morning.
that what happens when yo fall asleep from 12 to 3:00 and then can't go back to sleep so you stay up and watch movies and tv and whatnot. My life rocks, well except for being poor, living with my parents, back in school, without a chick, and being fat. Other than all that, it rocks.
Yeah, I guess is does.
living the dream marc, keep it up,pretty funny article:http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...431/1002/SPORTS
I know the comment's a little late, but if you're fucking a dolphin in the blowhole, would you kill them by asphyxiation? I mean, they're freakin' under-water mammals and can hold they're breath for a while, but if you've got a good whiskey dick going the dolphin doesn't stand a chance. Then if you complete the task, does that mean you're into necro-beastiality. Say you don't kill the dolphin and and blow your wad into the blow hole, do you think it would get some chemical pneumonitis (lung inflammation due to a chemical irritant)? Possibly even a pneumonia and die? I bet PETA would get seriously ticked about something like that.
Do dolphins ONLY breathe out of their blowhole? Could they breathe out their mouth too. Like how we can breathe out our mouth AND our noses. I'll bet they can. I think whales can, because doesn't man-made shit occasionally obstruct their blowhole and they need to be rescued, but survive. So I think Douglas could fuck a blowhole and leave the dolphin alive to tell the story.
I think you all should read this:http://www.totse.com/en/erotica/zoo...a/erotic01.html
You know, I just posted that link without reading it, but I think it might be the wrong link. The one I found so funny a long time ago was a lot weirder than that. I'd dig it up but there is only so many searching for erotic dolphin sex stories that I think I can get away with at work until I start to feel guilty.
wow, that's a lot of words on that page. you had me at "dolphin sex" I'll just assume a Tucker Max-esque situation, featuring Douglas and one of our favorite aquatic mammals.
Ha skeet skeet skeet...
Marc - Thank you for the lovely Vida gallery.
Ranking the Bowl Games.http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/...CP>1=8901
Now I have two reasons to see this moviehttp://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...reut/index.htmlMake that three1)Michelle Trachtenburg2)It is offensive to a whole lot of people3)Michelle Trachtenburg
Bmac?! WHERE R U?!I have a great idea for you if you want to go out on a date with a girl, say i-i-i-don't know .... on January 5th.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0496436/
sorry i haven't been around this morning, but i've jacked off like three times this morning while reading that dolphin sex story and i'm fucking spent, i've rubbed my dick raw
Save the cheerleader ... as your computer desktop background ... GO CARDS!
decent time killer: http://www.gamescheatcodes.co.uk/ne...chaostheory.htm
Marc - I just looked at that Vida gallery again....double thanks.
I might have to see this just because Milo Ventimiglia (from "Heroes") is in it. Although, if I support his outside endeavors, I wonder if that makes him more likely to leave the show.http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...y.ap/index.html
Something to get you through that last hour of work - Sports Guy Mailbag:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/061215(I not the only one working past 4pm...right?)
i'm stuck here til 6, so no you're not alone
Not at all. I am still around.
central time zone, still here
snakes on a place sequel: mice on a plane:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16220366/?GT1=8816
the bitch that got 'raped' by the Duke lacrosse players is apparently giving birth in February. She apparently got knocked up about two weeks after she was raped:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16191462/U can't make this shit up
The free sofa guy finally emailed back saying it was no longer in his position. But does anyone need a FREE piano. http://louisville.craigslist.org/zi.../249340210.htmlor JAY do you want a FREE Fender 16 channel mixing board?http://louisville.craigslist.org/zi.../249343127.html
Wow, I just woke up from a "quick" nap that started 5 hours ago...Ahem, so I guess if I'm going to be home watching movies on a Friday I might as well be surfing for new themes for my computer. Microsoft released a pretty slick them based on the Zune recently. It's kinda neat:Pic:http://www.flickr.com/photos/nweinberg/288971205/Theme: http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkID=75078
Marc, I think that the mixing board isnt free. Plus the piano stipulates its only free to a good home. That might rule some of us out. I know I'm terrible with pianos.
I need to remember to ask Michelle about that piano.
I'm using nattysci.com as a post-it note
Well If its NOT "free" then it should not be listed under "free stuff" But I don't see anything on the page that says or hints that they are asking anything for it.
groundhog day, i mean daybreak, got canned by ABC
I didn't see that coming. I didn't see that coming. I got you babe, I got you babe. I didn't see that coming.
Some of these are just blah, but this one I liked:http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF19...ro_Team.jpg#188
Ok, there are a lot of good ones on this site.. http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF01...aut_Fall.jpg#87
Did Vern Lundquist just say Louisville played Bel-LARE-man?
Lundquist has some kind of dyslexia... Woob-a-kosh Orb-o-shoot!I'm surprised he can even say Looo-a-vil-lee.
Man sometimes Kentucky looks woeful, but Loserville is down right terrible at times. I am still looking for that 4th foul called on Morris, and can't find it so if you guys do please send me a clip of it.Officiating was pretty lopsided today in my opinion, and UofL still couldn't seal the deal.
Well lopsided on Morris I guess and then just dreadful for the rest of the game.
Ouch, that game was not pretty, O$U is good. At least we get to play Louisville.
I was actually pulling for you guys today Brock.
So was I, but keeping it within 30 was somewhat respectable. We just fuckin' played Xavier on Wednesday... bad scheduling. It would be like UK playing Indiana and Louisville 3 days apart.
Anything happening tonight?
A sleeper sofa for $25. That's not bad, for not being free.http://louisville.craigslist.org/fu.../249345768.html
http://louisville.craigslist.org/zi.../247834332.htmlBrowsing the free stuff is funny. How about this lovely "blue dolphin shower curtain with used liner"? Except it says "Please don't ask a ton of questions. I just don't want a bunch of hassle. To busy. "what kind of questions does one ask about a free plastic shower curtain? Better yet, why would anyone want a used plastic shower curtain??? wait... maybe thats the question they're afraid people will ask.
Fellas if anything is going on tonight hit me up.
Holy fuck ... I actually laughed at something I saw on SNL ... Someone find me the Christmas Song "Dick in a Box" NOW ...
Did Marc just now discover Craigslist? Are we up for football tomorrow? I know Douglas and Joe are out.
Live Free or Die Hard (woohoo!)http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/liv...diehard_hd.htmlAnd if Joe and Douglas are out then I think that puts the end to football. I think Douglas was the only one besides Chris that expressed any interest in it.
I did more "research" on the next Die Hard movie. It's directed by Len Wiseman who directed Underworld and other movies like...Underworld: Evolution. That's it? A couple of mediocre vampire movie and you are given the reigns to freaking Die Hard? Fuck that.Four more things: They should have gone back to the Christmas theme. Big mistake by not doing that. Trailer looks a little heavy on the CGIWTF is the Mac Guy doing in my Die Hard movie. I hope he dies.Rumor has it that the movie will be PG-13. That's NO GOOD.
One more thing: all the other Die Hards where scored by Michael Kamen. This one has generic action movie music guy doing the score.I retract my post about being excited about this movie. Bah humbug.
Here's the Christmas Box video:http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA
Phil ... you're like ... the white Santa Claus!
The homelessville sketch wasn't bad either ... fyi
I don't know how long this will last, but I found this funny.When you go to read Time's man of the year award it takes redirects you to an ad for Chrysler who apparently didn't get the memo on who won: http://cache.ultramercial.com/d/005...sler_flash.html
Yes, Brent I did just discover Craig's list recently. And was looking for free stuff we could use for New Years.I loved the SNL skit form Saturday. But it was bleeped on air (of course) so I figured it was "Cock in a box." Which I still like the sound of better. No, not in a gay way though.
Sooo...what's going on?
not much except for me easily sliding into the semis of fantasy football
Mehehehehe slide
haha, i made a funnybad news for U of L fans:http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...STS02/312180011pitino on jurich:"He resurrected this program. People don’t realize, they forget how far down we were. I don’t care if he has to rebuild this thing all over again, he’s the coach.”correct me if i'm wrong, but yes, UL basketball wasn't at its high point in crum's later years, but i don't remember them being down in the dumps or the lowliest program in the country
good morning dorks. I guess we won't see Brent on today... or at least not from a public school anyway. Jay got your pictures in my email. She is hot, good call. (without trying to give anything up or any clues to our list) Listened to the "REM" song, didn't think it was as great as others I've heard.
The latest buzz phrase in athletics: "vote of confidence" Looks like Jurich just gave Pitino a vote of confidence. Okay, class, what generally happens after ownership - or in this case, the athletic department - gives a vote of confidence for their coach? Anyone? Anyone?
Oh I know, I know! They get canned.
Marc-now you know about whom I'm talking. And to clarify, she is actually hot, and not just Marc-hot. And I never said the REM version was good, it's just closer to the original in terms of sheer mechanics.
Jay - so when did you start caring what other people thought about girls being hot?
I have always kind of cared. It's certainly not the most important thing to me, but it is always nice.
We just got back from a walk, and she gave me a bag of Reese's Pieces as a christmas gift. It's like she's known me my whole life.
Bill Walker is now playing for Kansas St.http://scores.espn.go.com/ncb/recap...ameId=263512306
Xota - If I may ask, how did you meet this girl?
I work with her.
Fear the Woo.http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com...p=1350#comments
TELL HER ABOUT THE WEBSITE!
Jay - have you went out with her?
Phil-no way in hell. Wes-not yet, unless you count the last stagger. Right now i'm just gathering information and feeling her out. The situation could become complicated, so I'm just taking it slow. If it doesn't go anywhere, I haven't lost anything.
I just love how I got my own classification. "she is actually hot, and not just Marc-hot."
You know what I'm talking about.
one way to find out if she likes you is to start doing the tuscan mule on her, if she hasn't called the police by the time her face is bloody and your fist is in her ass, then she may actually like you. or she's a raging sexual freak, in either case, you win.
this runner failed a gender test after winning a race, which leads me to the obvious question, what exactly is the gender test? is there someone who strip searches the winners of all these races and marathons for cocks, balls, and other assorted genitalia, or lack thereof? do u go to school for this type of job? http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=1780
If only her name was Lisa. Then you could do anything to her. So when is the next tentative Stagger to be held? We need a journey or road trip-kinda good time.
A new spoof movie is coming out. I like Not Another Teen Movie. Just watched Date Movie the other day and it was decent. Like the first and fourth Scary movie. and both Hot SHots. Not much for Leslie Neilson movies though.Anyway, this is supposed to parody epic movies, hence the name EPIC MOVIE. Jay tell me what you tink form the trailer.http://imdb.com/title/tt0799949/tra...lay-E30521-10-2
plus it's got a chick from heroes...
The next stagger is tentatively scheduled for around Valentine's Day. We're calling it the stagger of love.
upside: classic barney footagedownside: comments from gay men about how they want o rail barneyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrdDYEVjAzw
Saw a great UK shirt on Saturday that read"You cannot spell Pitino without NIT"
Here you go Marc - The Penguin Who Goes Shoppinghttp://www.tokyomango.com/tokyo_man...enguin_who.html
Phil, you do realize you just shared one of the best videos ever (non-porn related) with me, correct? well done sir. well done indeed.
I was pretty excited when I saw it. I knew you'd like it. Merry Christmas!
true, and thanks for looking out. and remember, "I liked penguins before penguins sold out." or "I liked penguins before liking penguins was cool."
Alright, I'll ask. So is the penguin hot, or what?
Matt, that is a pretty funny shirt. Bastard.
Jay, what the hell?! I said non-porn related. Besides, "penguins are too cute to fuck."
A) You can have a hot chick in a non porn videoB) I didn't say I was going to fuck the penguin, I just wanted to know if it was hot.
well it was in Japan, and at one point they spray a hose on the penguin to cool him off......so in the instance......yeah....the penguin was hot.
Church - it is funny that you made that comment because I ordered this today.http://www.thatfan.com/pnit.htm
Marc - you are preaching to the choir on the penguin thing. For the record, the Newport Aquarium has a pretty awesome penguin exhibit, much better than the piece of shit at Louisville Zoo.
Did Pitino make UK or UK make Pitino.http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentuck...ky/16264657.htm
Okay, next time we go to visit brock and michelle in cincy. we go over newport for the Oppenhaus and to the aquarium to see some fucking penguins.
Funny post on wwtdd.com:TOM BRADY IS SINGLENew England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (29) and Bridget Moynahan (35) have broken up after dating for the past three years. A rep for Moynahan said: “(They) amicably ended their three-year relationship several weeks ago. We ask for your respect and consideration of their privacy. No further comments will be made."This chick might as well go gay because no dude is gonna wanna follow Tom Brady. He won the Super Bowl three times, he's richer than most countries and he looks like a damn model. I made a list of the guys who have more to offer a girl than Tom Brady:1. Bruce WayneAnd that was pretty much it.
Its HOFBRAUHAUS, not Oppenhaus... you offend my ancestry.
that is pretty good, Bruce Wayne doesn't love dem hoes though.
Just like me.
nor should u, loving dem hoes is overrated, u can't be taking bitches out to eat and spending money on those hoes
suspensions for the nba brawl:http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/...tory?id=2701228
Or buying them dvds.
Does anyone have a video of the brawl.
?
Fuck the Colts and their cock-loving ways.
What's the stiffer penalty here ... 15 game suspension for cheap shot to the face or $35,000 for an alleged loogey (which I think happened, but it never matters what actually happened - just what can be proved)?
... umm ... now that I think about it ... half-a-million dollars assessed to a team is pretty steep too ...
Brock - the Bengals are fucking pissing me off. What the fuck is wrong with them boys?
Should make an example....1 year suspension without pay. If I got in a fight here at work I would be fired.
Brent ... http://www.break.com/index/knicks_n...gets_brawl.html
We are probably doing ourselves favors.http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061219...auma_alcohol_dc
We just got back from a walk, where we decided that silence in our conversation isn't awkward. That's another check in the "pluses" category.
Jay wants to "plow" you.
I just want to get to know her romantically.
Happy birthday to Allysa Milano, 34 and Marla Sokoloff, 26.
It's always coming soon. Let me know when it is here.http://music.msn.com/music/article....70>1=7702
Axl Rose is 44?!?!?!
Thats actually surprising... I thought he was in his 50's by now.
follow up to the man/woman runner i posted yesterday:http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=1786my favorite line: Nothing like the entire world finding out that you're a hermaphrodite the same day that you do.
miss ky/usa keeps her crown:http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?n...47>1=7703god that bitch is hot
"I've always been a believer in second chances," Trump, who owns the Miss Universe Organization with NBC, said with Conner at his side.yeah ... second chances after hummers maybe
I think it's safe to say any of us would have given her as many chances as she wanted.
Hell, the fact the she is hot, parting it up, from Kentucky, and made-out with Miss Teen USA. I think we should give her the crown for life. not just one year. or at least until she gets less hot.
Do you mean partying it up? And yes, her making out with another barely legal chick is super hot.
what would tyler durden say about miss usa keeping her crown?http://wwtdd.com/Sexy chicks can do whatever they want. They're like 007. Tara could push my grandmother down the stairs and I would just say “wow, look at her go, you must work out."
sports guy chat bout the brawl:http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatE...?event_id=14033
Portland is going to lose their title to the new and improved Denver Thugshttp://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/...tory?id=2702501
Do you guys remember when this site didn't suck?
it seems like so long ago when wes and joe actually cared about goofing off at work before actually working, whatever happened to priorities?
sports guy rates the rocky movies:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...e=simmons/vault
Sorry fellas....I am actually doing work for a change....besides I didn't think anyone cared about my posts? they were pretty good at killing time.
Some good news and some bad news. I drove past Smith furniture and the prospects were good for a couch if someone wants to go dumpster diving sometime. Bad news, I don't think Karaoke revolution is available for rent from any blockbuster stores. More couches less karaoke. You win some you lose some.
Marc and I have plenty of music to fill time.
Jay - can you guys play Stone Sour's Through The Glass?
Marc might get mad at me for revealing some of our super secret set list, but yes, Through Glass is on there.
Stone Sour and through the glass...that's super gay.
yes I know it's the dude from slipknot. He sucked one dick with stone sour, and now I think he's gay.
I liked Corey Taylor before Corey Taylor sold out.
Corey taylor is way cooler in the slipknot mask. Who woulda thunk he has long blonde hair. If Jay wasn't gay I think he'd do him.
because he looks like a chick
Jay looks like a chick with his big boobs.
So would it be almost girl on girl hot lesbian action?
More like man hating dyke action.
So there's a $100 dollar bill at an intersection of 2 streets...
Hot lesbian witches, think about it Charlie its fucking genius
The dyke gets its because the rest are all figments of your fucking imagination
This place is dead I'm outta here
Fuck all ya'll mother fuckers...
Thanks for entertaining me fellas.......Things to keep in mind Chris;1) Marc drives a 3 series BMW; Confirmed queerness2) Jay is 4x as gay as a short-haired queer; Cory is only 1/2 as gay as Jay.3) Slipknot masks are not gay; therefore, slipknot is straight, which is the opposite of Jay and Marc.4) O'Doyle rules!5) Jay and Marc are limited to what they can play, by being a 2 man show...which means there are more bitches (or dudes in this case) for each band member.
I may not see midnight, but atleast I will be in attendance.
If the Natty Sci gods of booze and party have anything to say, I'll be making an appearance. If its after midnight, Wes, you better be there.
Brock - I have said this annually for the past 3 years or so, but I'll be there man. FWIW.
And I received another good christmas gift from work today...1.75L of Maker's Mark. I don't know if this is a problem or not, but I have barely even tapped into my 1.75L of Maker's Mark from last year. So, if I take this new bottle to Liquor Barn and exchange it for different bourbon, is that bad?
Hey Marc, you ever see Derailed? I just watched it - pretty good movie. I like just about anything with Clive Owen though.
Yeah, I saw it and thought it was decent. You might want to check out I'll Sleep When I'm Dead, if you like Clive Owen movies. Closer is decent too, at least when Julia Roberts and Jude Law aren't on screen.
Closer is on the list of movies I'll never see - ever. But I'll add I'll Sleep When I'm Dead to the queue. Note to self: Movies with twists and murder and intrigue aren't the best combo for trying to fall asleep.
"Note to self: Movies with twists and murder and intrigue aren't the best combo for trying to fall asleep." Neither is playing on the net.
This isn't playing! This is important work!And Joe, a trade has been proposed to you in hockey.
I'll check it at my break. I do have access to the sci now.
Awesome. Sometimes, I wish I wasn't so gay. Then I get a dick in me and the thought goes away.
i get that same feeling jay every time i poke an orangutan in the ass, there's just no turning back for meand how the hell does the sci come alive at night when no one's at work? if u like clive owen movies, inside man is very good, with denzel and jodie foster
i'll tell u who a real fag is though, fucking eric scroggin, talked to him the other day, mentioned gbitt II, and he told me he can't make it b/c, get this, here's the queer part, him and his girlfriend are going to gatlinburg for new year's eve. how fucking gay is that?
Found Phil's Christmas tree:http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictu...mas_tree_06.jpghttp://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictu...mas_tree_07.jpg
The Big Jay Experience needs a Christmas special! If these people can get one on KET, I'm sure Jay and Marc would be shoe-ins:http://www.ket.org/cgi-bin/watch/ep...=popup&cd=1
i think jay would be very interested in their music, wink wink, cockman
Ok, scroggins is way gayer than I am. He's going to spend a romantic evening with his girlfriend rather than get shit faced with a bunch of dudes? Fag!
Your shaolin style is no match for my tiger stylehttp://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europ...s.ap/index.html
Happy birthday to Michael Badalucco, 52
it'd be different if scroggin was getting new pussy, but this is the same pussy he's been getting for two years, which he can get anytime he wants in KY. new year's eve is for partying ur ass off, not taking romantic trips with old pussy
This years stupid awards finalist are: Eighth Place In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran," accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run. Sixth Place Buxton , NC : A man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep hole he had dug into the sand caved in as he sat inside it. Beach-goers said Daniel Jones, 21, dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach, on the outer banks, used their hands and shovels, trying to claw their way to Jones, a resident of Woodbridge , VA , but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him while about 200 people looked on. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital. Fifth Place Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc , CA , as he fell face-first through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth (to keep his hands free) rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.
Fourth Place Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed in Selbyville , Del , as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger. Third Place The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington , DC appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices: 1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms; A gun shop specializing in handguns. 2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers. 3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door. 4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm GLOCK 17, the clerk with a 50 DESERT EAGLE, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also drew and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire. HONORABLE MENTION Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover township, NJ, and his wife Bonnie was also injured, when a quarter- stick of dynamite blew up in their car. While driving around at 2 AM, the bored couple lit the dynamite and tried to toss it out the window to see what would happen, but apparently failed to notice the window was closed. RUNNER UP: TACOMA , WA . Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from the Tacoma Narrows Bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. One end of the cable was secured around Bingham's leg and the other end was tied to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy salt water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. "All I can say" said Bingham, is that God was watching out for me on that night. There's just no other explanation for it." Bingham 's foot was never located. AND THE WINNER... Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn , Germany) fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged- up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves..."Shit happens."
Chicks are for fags.
I think 3rd place is my favorite, whenever you miss all the signs that say this is a bad idea....and do it anyways....you should win.
i'd agree, that's the funniest one to me, god i would've loved to have been in that shop with a gun and opened fired on that jackass right next to a cop
You know the gun shop owner, patrons and police officer still shake their head today over that one.
What is everyone's schedule like next week? I'm off the whole week, so I would like to rock out at least a couple of nights.
Hey, I got a question,First, in a related note, here is the Transformers trailerhttp://video.vividas.com/CDN1/5029_...ramount/en/web/So my question:You know when they say you should call your doctor if an erection lasts more than four hours taking Viagra. Well, what if you're not taking Viagra.
then u call a hooker
my only day off is the day after christmas, so i'm down for gettin' fucked up christmas night
Hell yeah. I'm all about getting drunk on christmas.
Thanks Isaac, now I won't be able to leave my house for 4 hours.
I am tentatively planning to be in Louisville all week... and hopefully celebrating the fact I have finished this God-forsaken dissertation.
Well done, Brock.
Did anyone catch Optimus Prime? Fucking awesome!Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg... holy shit.
Yah, when I saw the teaser, I was like, this could really suck. Now that I've seen the trailer, I find myself dry humping anything metal that I can find (sorry about your chair Brock). This movie looks fucking incredible. It's gonna be like Robot Jox with a budget.
And a hooker wouldn't work, unless it's a metallic hooker that can transform into a syringe to inject herself to treat whatever VD's she's currently carrying.
So question... is the Transformers movie going to be a stand-alone film or a series, like X-men? Here's hoping for an epic trilogy when they bring in Rodimus Prime and Fortress Maximus.
baron, i didn't realize ur hard on was the result of the transformers trailer, i myself have not watched the trailer yet, i'm waiting for the manager to leave to watch a clip w/ sound, however if you're looking for metal to stick ur dick in, i'd say hollow out a lead pipe or just open a file drawer, stick ur dick in, and slam it, could be a fun sensation, and most likely would get rid of the boner.
and in a related note, am i the only one that's gonna' put my dick in a box and give it as a present? i have to do this
No doubt there will be more than one, but the real question will be is if Michael Bay will keep directing them. Usually you get James Cameron for the first one, like in Aquaman,than you get screwed on the sequels, just ask my boy, Vinny Chase.
Careful Douglas, she might think she is getting an engagement ring.
a box for my dick would be much much much bigger than an engagement ring box, and besides, i'm not gonna' be a fag and get engaged for christmas, i would like to keep my balls attached for quite awhile longer
so is the assumption is that scroggins is going to get engaged over christmas at Gatlinburg? Talk about cliché.
Jay, you're the one to ask...Is the Transformers solely based on the cartoon series, or was there a comic book that spawned it? If so, are the series on DVD? I was like 7 or 8 when I watched these religiously, so my memory on the subject is a little vague.I need to spend the next 6 months getting pumped.
Jerome and I just ran our 40s up in our data center. I have no explosion any more. Time to do some burpees.
Marc (or anyone else), can I return 2 dvds in one netflix return evelope? Also, can I change the address on the netflix return envelope to a Louisville address instead of an IN or OH address?
Should just switch to Blockbuster.
Ok, since I've become obsessed here, I just realized that giant box of Transformers my mom has stored in a closet is a gold mine.http://www.transformerland.com/index.htmlThe freakin' pieces for these figures are going $25-40. If you have an in-tact G1 figure (which we have quite a few), they are going anywhere from $200-1000.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/si...2/20/index.html
I'd sell now, otherwise it will be like the Mark Mcgwire thingy, where his card jumped up to $200+ for good quality just on the prediction he could break the record. Then he did and they dropped back down to $20.Nevermind, they're down to $7 now.http://search.ebay.com/search/searc...ire+rookie+cardYou sell now, you collect on the hype. Then when this movie comes out, if it sucks like Pearl Harbor, than you've made your fortune and can stick your dick in a toaster. If it kicks ass, I'll bet you still come out ahead and can settle for the coffee grinder.
Holy shit,I remember when a 10 gem mint went for $2500 when he was about to break the record. Now it's for $25 using a buy-it-now? How sad.http://cgi.ebay.com/1985-TOPPS-MARK...1QQcmdZViewItem
I like this onehttp://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/si...otd/2006/10/27/
I should have sold my card.
hot si models talking about hot female athletes...it's fucking genius. they fucked up though anna kournikova is #3.http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.1.html
sports guy review of new rocky...i'll go see it anyway.http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/061220
I've got every Mark McGwire card from 1985-1997, so you can't even begin to understand my anguish.
I had them all, and then my mom threw them, and the safe they were locked in, away. So, I can.
But my rookie card wasn't gem mint. I'd say it was probably an 8 or a 9.And Barry Bonds' rookie card, which I had and is also in the trash, is going for $9. So not a big loss.
Yeah, that always sucks when someone just tosses out a safe without looking at it. I've done that a few times... "Nah, nothing of value would be in a safe, lets just chuck it."
"The more I think about it, I wish Sly had gone in a different direction and flown Rocky to the Middle East to fight the heavyweight champion, a menacing, unbeatable 300-pound al Qaeda soldier who insists on defending his title in a secret location in Afghanistan. Rocky could have beaten him up, gotten the all-al Qaeda crowd to rally behind him and given the "If I can change, and you can change ... " speech. I mean, if he could singlehandedly end the Cold War, why can't he end terrorism, too?"
I've still got my valued Greg Jefferies rookie card.
The safe was a gun-safe; without the gun. I used the gun to shoot her.
i have ken griffy jr and a-rod rookie cards. wait, who doesn't?
family guy -rocky IV montagehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i69G4XHDgfo
Ok, I have to respond to the SI "hot female athletes" thingy, cause this is just disturbing.20 - Michelle Wie - Isn't she 17? Not legal? Plus, people call her the next Tiger Woods. Look at her! She is Tiger Woods with a wig. 19 - Anastasia Myskina - Who? Anyway, the bitch looks like a horse. A horse with a crooked nose. I guess she's hot.18 - Sasha Cohen - mmmmm.....young girls stacked like young boys and only 4 feet tall. Just how I would like 'em, if I were Jerry Lee Lewis.17 - Lisa Leslie - So, you can't make it in the NBA. What to do? Well, you could always chop your dick off, call yourself Lisa, and play for the wNBA. Look at the picture. She's got a scar I betcha.16 - Becky Hammon - Another female basketball player.....maybe....you know, there's one reason no one watches the wNBA, they aren't hot. None of them. If they were hot, we'd watch.15 - Veronika Kay - Yikes, when you started surfing, did you have to surf on a piece of bark you ripped from a tree, Grandma?14 - Marion Jones - If you look at the picture, she looks retarded. Retards just don't turn me on, I don't care how fast they run.13 - Natalie Coughlin - Yes, the first swimmer; just stay away from her mouth. Looks like she's been doing #19 with a mouth that size.....zing!12 - Daniela Hantuchova - Give this bitch a sandwich, and a haircut.11 - Tara Dakides - It says surfing, but she's holding a snowboard? Obviously has multiple personalities, might be worth it.10 - Anna Rawson - Golf? Are you kidding me? She munches carpet. Which is pretty hot, now that I think of it.9 - Tanith Belbin - The chick just looks like a fruitcake. 8 - Gretchen Bleiler - No boobs, no face, fat ass. Yah, so hot.7 - Alisa Camplin - One more shot of botox and she'll look like Terri Hatcher....mmmm.....6 - Malia Jones - Just don't look at the face, I picture that scene in Ace Ventura, except here, you cover the hair and body and you see a dude. An ugly dude.5 - Amy Acuff - Ok, that's just gross. 4 - Carrie Tolllefson - Another 4-footer with a flat chest. Honestly, this shit is supposed to turn me on?3 - Anna Kournikova - She used to be hot, she also used to be an athlete2 - Gabriella Reese - Vollyball chicks are gross. Super tall, big legs and asses, and no teets. Seriously, they're so tall John Holmes would be porkin' them and they'd go, "Can't you go any deeper?"1 - Maria Sharapova - This has to be the worst picture they could find. She can look hot occasionally, but I don't think she is hot.
i have a grievance with one of your corrections baron#3 Anna Kournikova is still hot and she was never an athlete
Amanda Beard should be on the lsit
Considering I haven't seen a picture of her in like, 4 years, I assumed she had gotten ugly.
good call joe
anna 2004http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/sw...rnikova_01.html
Gabrielle Reese used to be hot, like 10 years ago.I agree... they couldn't find a picture of Sharapova where she didn't have a cigar burn on her stomach?
Anna 2006http://www.ibiza-voice.com/news/pho...ha-12.09.03.jpg
I believe the toys actually spawned the transformers cartoon. Or they were released together. I've got a boner just thinking about watching the trailer. I need to get home so I can watch it and jerk off to it.
So if I wanted to get a good history and boner up on all the story-lines for Transformers, I just need to watch all the old cartoon series and 2 movies?
i did finally see the trailer and it is indeed pretty fucking marvelous
And to answer your other question, Wes, the series is out on DVD. (At least some of it is).
I thought he had been in a whole lot more than this.http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0879085/
Isaac - fantastic find on the transformers movie. I can't wait till July.
And Maria Sharapova has an outie.
Pretty funny comedy rant.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM
Every Girl You Ever Dated:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/rnr/251679968.html
Oh my god! I had forgotten about the transformers trailer til just now and...OH MY GOD!
yeah it looks pretty awesome.
Wow the refs really let Duke do anything they want. A UK fan shared this with us, Duke squeaked by Kent State and here is one of the plays that was a no call.http://media.putfile.com/dook-no-travel
I count at least 3 traveling violations in just that short possession, by one guy!
I think natty sci could have beaten savannah state
i'd be up for the challenge
pitino on caracter's suspension for last night's game:"I don't know if he'll play; he'll be back," Pitino said. "Really -- this is not a slight to him -- it's really not a concern to me. Right now we're more concerned about getting the other guys ready to play against very good competition in the Big East." Pitino's heralded recruit who hasn't lived up to a single ounce of his expectations and can't play defense to save his fucking life is not really a concern to him? Does anybody still believe the shit that comes out of his mouth?
It is all coach speak.
i understand that, but NITino takes it to a whole new level...
I don't see NITino there much longer. I bet he is "sick" before too long or family problems and needs to walk away from the game.
Here is a picture of Miss USA and Miss Teen USA side by side. The two of them making out is definitely going in the spank bank.
Nice link jay.
No worries, Big Jay ... I can see it ... oh yeah ... I can see it
for big jay's spank bank:http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.co...got-around.html
I'll have to check it out at lunch. I don't think the man wants me to see it.
Happy birthday to Samuel L. Jackson, 58.
Thanks Douglas.
no problem, anything i can do to help a brother get some, whether it's from himself or not.
Guess what I heard playing at White Castle last night? Pachabel's Canon in D Minor. really.
oh yeah, and a saw a girl puking out the passenger window while the driver was getting food through the drive-thru. Didn't Adrian do that to Wes? She was making lots of noise, but it was just dry-heaves.
Phil, any word on why Caracter was suspended
Marc, it's actually in D major.
Nope. Sorry Jay, the one I heard was actually D major. I looked it up later and it was done by an R&B group. The vocals occassionally had a guy sorta rapping, "yo, yo, yo We doing this shit in D minor, none of that D major shit he bitches. The only D majors here is my dick. Yeah bitches!!" and it just kept on going like that. I was very inappropriate to here, even at White Castle. But I did see Chris and Joe's homeless friend again.
That guy is priceless
Jeremiah 25:27
that was one of the funniest things i have ever seen in my entire lifetime, we need to invite him to gbitt II
for the record, 2 bon jovis before 11:30am, there's also been 2 journeys and a survivor, solid morning on the louie fm.
I know the one you heard was actually in D major. That's what I said
Anyone doing anything for lunch?Joe - did you ever figure out a breakdown for the tent? How much are you collecting?
Yeah Adrian did that to me at Whitey's......I didn't puke though...I saved it for the front yard when I got home.
the tent's like 540 total...i'm going to the mall for lunch, christmas shopping at the last second, that's the way to do it
Plus $60 for the PA system.
exact cost was $523.16 I believe.
I really need to do christmas shopping. 1.5 people down 3.5 to go.
Joe - so what are you asking for people to give?
Hey Wes, me and Marc are meeting up at Bdubs in stonybrook in about 30 minutes for lunch if you wanna come. Or anyone else, really.
Thanks, but I'm not going to be able to make it.
Fine, Jay... get your own damn lunch then. Its not like its far away.
Actually, the reason is that I just got back from lunch. No need to be snippy.
As long as we don't build skynet, I think we'll be alright.http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europ...s.ap/index.html
Way to kill a conversation, ass!
nerd shit will do that, however i can't wait for robots to develop assholes so i can fuck them too
Douglas ... Humans dating robots is sick. Haven't you taken middle school hygiene and seen the propaganda film?
You got Metal Fever, boy! Metal Fever!
hold on hold on, who said anything about dating? i'm talking about friendly fucks here, not relationships
It's an atrosmacy!
fucking robots could satisfy baron's need to put his dick in some metal too...
Ordinarily, Billy would work hard to make money from his paper route. Then he'd use the money to buy dinner for Mavis, thus earning the slim chance to perform the reproductive act. But in a world where teens can date robots, why should he bother? Why should anyone bother?Where are all the football stars? And where are the biochemists? They're trapped! Trapped in a soft, vise-like grip of robot lips. All civilization was just an effort to impress the opposite sex... and sometimes the same sex.Don't Date Robots!
The only robot I would do would be the girl transformer from transformers the movie. Also, KOS-MOS from the Xenosaga series. (I tried to find a picture of her, but ign wasn't working for me.)
or a robot clone of Lucy Lu...No, I don't know how to spell her last name.
Oh my god, this is pretty funny. Someone took the Michael Richards incident and morphed it with Seinfeld footage to make it look like a funny episode.http://www.thehatchreport.com/multi...st-episode.html
It's Liu, for the record.
What about that robot chick from Cherry 2000, I'd bone that hot blond in a heartbeat. Just don't do it on a wet floor.
This is really funny
new sports guy:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/061221
I have ordered the keg of killians from party mart. So what is everybody bringing? I am providing the keg, high life dogs and chili. Dino has the deer meat queso. Joanna has jello shots.
To add to my list of random places posting, I'm now at circuit city Christmas shopping. Fuck this shit, everyday is one day closer to new years.
Marc and I will just pick up a bunch of random stuff like we usually do.
Tell Joanna I'm expecting meatballs too. I might think about aactually making something as well. But I wouldn't know what. Someone said they're gonna bring a ridiculous amount of shrimp cocktail right? or did someone say, "someone should bring a ridiculous amount of shrimp cocktail."?
I asked Joanna for shrimp. I will relay the meatballs message.
The new Harry Potter book title will be a layup for porn directors:Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Whoo hoo! 4 1/2 hours till I am out of here. Yipee ki yay, mother fuckers!
yeah, today's just a half day for me too, after lunch i'm trekking down to the wonderful town of calvert city, population 2000, to visit my mother's family, including my 22-yr. old cousin and her 2 kids, her sister, who's 19 with a kid and another on the way but headed towards her second miscarriage, and another cousin who moved to detroit to follow her white boyfriend from calvert city who aspires to be the next kevin federline, a.k.a. horrible white rapper
What do you all think I am, a freakin' restaurant or something? (Sigh) If you really want meatballs, I guess I could make them. But that's all! Jell-O shots, shrimp, and meatballs. That sounds like a gross combination
It doesn't matter, joe will still eat it. And it isn't all of us. Marc just expects you to be more domestic.
Joanna - I think you should kick Jay's ass.I am off work (except might go in part of tuesday) till next year.....vacation days left to burn baby.
And I guess Abby and I will bring her kick ass wing style popcorn chicken and some hot dog buns........hmmmmm...I am still deciding on what else to bring...I might bring a bottle of jager (the jager machine of course).
Why should she kick my ass?
i got some whiskey, if there are any special requests on food i can probably handle something, either that or just some 2-liters or something
We already have 2 bags of tortilla chips for mark's queso. Other chips, desserts, anything that strikes your interest would work.
Joe will eat all of that food at teh same time on a cracker with hot sauce. Including the shrimp tail.
anybody know that link to the original nintendo games??
www.yourmomma.com/douglasisabitch.htm
Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo mama's so fat, but Jay fucked her anyway
Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
Nice. I'm in a great mood today. You all better be planning to rock out tonight!
This is the most planning I've ever seen you fucktards do.
That's Mr. Fucktard, douchebag
Are we wanting to go dumpster diving for the couches at Smith furniture yet? or are we waiting for the tent?
douglas--http://www.virtualnes.com/
http://louisville.craigslist.org/wa.../252032367.html"Looking for a new-in-box Nintendo Wii console for my family for Christmas. Willing to pay up to $280. Locals only. Would prefer to deal directly with retailers/dealers. "Yeah, good luck with that buddy. Considering the cheapest I've seen anyone asking anywhere online is $450
Man, less than an hour to go. Sweet!
the rain might hurt the dumpster diving.
That Wii post kinda pisses me off, he better be joking or he deserves an ass beating just for being so fucking stupid.
Merry Christmas, courtesy of Wade. The Girls of the Wonder Years:http://thighswideshut.org/2006/12/wonder-faps.html
I'm outta here like a fat kid playing dodgeball. Anything exciting going on tomight someone call me. Peace out hombres. This place is dead anyways.
here's the weblog that I mentioned from the crazy ass bitch:http://www.violentacres.com/in particular here's the post where she compares her daughter to a kid with Downs: http://www.violentacres.com/archives/18/duh and the follow up response to people who were offended saying that she hates retards so she doesn't care: http://www.violentacres.com/archive...retard-genocide
All I am saying is Jay and Joe could have gangbanged some girl tonight...really.
What the fuck is that about? How drunk/desparate/dirty was this girl to let that happen? How sober were Joe and Jay to not let that happen?
I fucking hate this place. Fucking Halloween/Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Year's Eve...How much more are they going to take away from me? I'm going to try for a vacation at St. Patty's day and I've already got one scheduled with Derby...So I've got that going for me.
And, none of you all are probably even up yet...fuckers. I'm not bitter, though, really.
I was up at 8:30 after going to bed at 4
I've been up since 5 Burket. I was horribly tired by the end of the day yesterday. So I basically passed out when I got back from dinner with the family. then I woke up at 5 and couldn't go back to sleep so I watched recorded tv shows and and movie Invincible. So at least I am up, although I missed out on the festiviites that might compare to another Lisa (from B-dub's) night.
As Jay, Joe and I were leaving Flanagan's, I noticed some girl in a plaid skirt was following us talking on her cell phone. Well she kept following us and getting creepy close, which prompted me to ask her if she was stalking us. She giggles and says no, so we continue on to Jay's car and as you know it, we get in Jay's car and she hops right in with us. We figure out her name is Lucy and Lucy is so freaking fucked up she doesn't even realize she got in a car with 3 total strangers. Being good guys, we get her to call one of her friends and we drive her to Molley Malone's and drop her ass off.....what is really crazy is what if we weren't good guys....she could have been ripe for the pickens.
If Lucy lived in St. Matthew's we probably would have just driven her home because there was no way we were just going to drop the poor girl off to a pack of wolves on the street.
wow, she sounds hot. I'd do her.
We have a thing for girls with names starting with L: Lisa, Lisa, Lucy, Laura. But Lucy wasn't effable.
Other completely random event from the night. We are at Wick's and this guy I'd say 6-3 300 lbs walks up to me shakes my hand and asks my name. Apparently this guy remembered me from little league. He played for Buechel and I played at St. Matthews and we always played against each other in all star tournaments. Good conversation with him, he asked what I've been up to since I was 12, good ole' college baseball at bellarmine work for the VA all that good BS. I ask him the same question and he says played football at UL, played for the Louisville Fire and just signed with the Columbus Destroyers of the AFL as to which Wes says we know him and Red lets start a bar fight. Good times.
Watching the UT-UT game waiting for UL to come on. Chris Lofton is good. OTS and Pitino must feel like asses.
T-will just had a freakishly awesome dunk. If only he were a good basketball player or could translate his athleticism to the basketball court.
What's with UL? Are they actually playing somewhat well today? Or did a blind squirrel finally find a nut, and their shots start falling? Of course, saying this, I'm sure they'll probably find a way to blow it. I don't know if I'm behind the times, but this is a freaking funny site...http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/index.htmlTake a look at the holiday tips.
Well, Miami isn't exactly that good of a team either. They've lost to:Buffalo Cleveland StateNorthwesternMississippi StateAAAAAAAAAAAAND BinghamtonThat loss to Binghamton wouldn't look too bad if we were talking Lacrosse.
I think I was just pointing out, if there was ever the opportune time to start a bar fight, it would be when you know the biggest guys in the bar.
We should have fought the douchebags in santa claus hats and christmas vests and turtlenecks.
What's wrong with wearing a santa hat?
“A hangover is just Beer’s way of reminding you you shouldn’t have stopped.”
A tip for Jay or anyone else who pukes into a glass/pitcher...“If you run that through some cheesecloth, that’s a perfectly good shot.”
“The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The drunk says, 'Are you gonna drink that'?"
“We’ve had enough to drink. Now let’s have too much.”
“Gentlemen, at approximately nine o’clock last night, a small scouting force was sent into the vicinity of my liver. They’ve not been heard from. A rescue force was dispatched, but they, too, have been lost. I’m afraid I have no choice but to declare a state of full-scale war with my liver. Time for a martini.”
Huggins shoots back at a heckling fan:http://www.kansas.com/mld/kansas/sp...tz/16305355.htmThe fan, a 60ish looking man dressed in a Trojans vest, was on Huggins all night for getting on his players. Apparently, he hasn't read the book on Huggins.Anyway, with the Orleans Arena less than half full, Huggins could clearly hear everything the fan said. And finally, he had had enough."Do I come to McDonald's, where you work, and yell at you?" he said. "Do I go into your place of business?"Vintage Huggins.
Did you pussies drink too much last night?
Three words: Undercover Brother!
My sister and I just watched Undercover Brother too."If you're going to fit in to white America, you're gonna have to learn to like MAYONNAISE!"
Pink nipples.
Douglas, were you aware of Ben Cotrell teaching math at St. X and coaching baseball with Bush and Feger?
There will be a job opening in Cincinnati for a long snapper tomorrow...
There will also be one additional murder.
Merry Fucking Christmas to all of you NattySci pervs that asked Santa for porn this Christmas ... YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!!
Merry Christmas!
Santa is a fucking jackass. What kind of sick joke is it to put WWE Smackdown vs. Raw for X-box 360 under the Christmas tree and not put the game in the package. I seriously got an empty x-box game container. That is bullshit.
maybe santa's losing it in his old age.Merry Christmas everybody.
I guess that New Years stunt finally caught up with you...Santa knows.
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