Turkey Bowl 06

Turkey Bowl 06

Well, football was an overwhelming failure this weekend. But certainly no man with a pair of testicles could make an excuse for missing The First Annual Natty Sci Turkey Bowl!

Right?

Posted by Phil on November 19th, at night | 1236 comments

Comments

Phil on Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 10:32 PM

First post!

Phil on Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 11:08 PM

Good interview with Chuck Klosterman:
http://www.avclub.com/content/node/55281/1

Phil on Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 11:28 PM

WTF is happening at the end of this Denver game?

Marc on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 12:39 AM

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joe on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 7:53 AM

I really think we should play football on Thursday, as long as everyone doesn't pussy out.

Jay on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 8:27 AM

I'll play, but who else will be there? BMac will probably still be on the DL. (Note that DL here could stand for disabled list or down low, whatever).

douglas on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 9:10 AM

i will definitely play football on thursday, but it would have to be after 2-3pm. bmac won't be available for another two weeks.

joe on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 9:21 AM

I dont have to be anywhere on Thursday till probably 5

Jay on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 9:50 AM

Looks like a 2 o'clock game,then.

Phil on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 9:56 AM

I'm free all day.

joe on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 9:59 AM

I think chris works nights then so he might be free

Jay on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 10:07 AM

We can pretty much assume the goodloes will be a no show. Brock should be in town, so he can probably play. Cuban and his friends should all be off work, so hopefully they can play. If Marc would stop being a pussy, he could play. What about Brent? Phil, do you think you could get Jerome up there?

joe on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 10:16 AM

we should booth of doom it this week sometime

Jay on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 10:17 AM

Wednesday night?

joe on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 10:21 AM

was it a year ago wednesday when Wes had the ring incident? And 3 or 4 years ago this week we got a keg and Wes told us he was getting married and we went to the White Castle in St. Matthews. We need wes to go out this week.

douglas on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 10:22 AM

i could be down for some booth of doomage

douglas on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 10:22 AM

actually i do believe it was last thanksgiving when the ring incident occurred, that shit was hilarious

joe on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 10:24 AM

is this week a natty sci holiday?

douglas on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 11:07 AM

way to go site killer

joe on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 11:10 AM

douglas, did you watch war at home last night?

douglas on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 11:18 AM

yes, i did as a matter of fact. i was watching it w/ bmac and he couldn't understand why i thought it was so funny, and i had to tell him b/c that's gonna' be me in like 16 yrs.

douglas on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 11:27 AM

hiding the porn from the kiddos is always gonna' be a job I'll have to stay on top of, i about cried when he gave that big ass box of porn away to his buddy

Jay on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 11:29 AM

Douglas, if you ever need to give away a big box of porn, remember me. I'd be willing to say that this Wednesday is a natty sci holiday. 2 years ago, it was the day I found out Chris was getting married. I almost died of shock.

douglas on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 11:50 AM

i'll never get rid of porn unless i already have new porn to replace it

joe on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 11:56 AM

Hey douglas, you having surgery today?

adrian on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 12:15 PM

Booth of doom? I am off tomorrow, and Wed from work so i will go out.

joe on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 12:37 PM

this was kinda funny:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/...brownswhore.jpg

douglas on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 1:03 PM

as a matter of fact i just had surgery while i was gone at work, thanks for asking joe. i know ur a good guy b/c u asked me if i was having surgery today.

Jay on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 1:19 PM

I...I don't know guys. If don't ask you're friends if they're having surgery, I think that's BULLshit!

douglas on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 1:55 PM

I'm only asking b/c I'm trying to be a good friend, but is anybody having any burning sensations when they piss, or new rashes popping up. How about any trouble 'performing'? Erectile Dysfunction? Homoerotic thoughts? Anybody? I don't want anybody to think I don't care about these things b/c I didn't ask.

joe on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 2:07 PM

what about stage fright when using a public restroom?

Phil on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 2:31 PM

For you comic nerds, The Real Superman II
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superm...hard_Donner_Cut

douglas on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 2:57 PM

i don't care if you're racist or not, this shit's funny
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?n...27&GT1=7703

Phil on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 3:00 PM

shit, I just realized I've been eliminated from the football playoffs already. I'd need either Joe or the Baron to lose 4 straight. But Joe plays Jay so that's a free win and the Baron plays Wes...

It's Ingle Martin time!

Jay on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 3:44 PM

You never know phil, I might do something. Nah, I'm just kidding, Joe is going to kick my ass.

joe on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 4:12 PM

I rule!!

douglas on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 4:43 PM

all of your attempts at winning fantasy football at this point are nothing more than feeble and childish

Wrecking Crew on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 4:48 PM

I'm down for some thanksgiving football especially if it's a PM game. You may be able to twist my arm to go out on Sat night (I work wed, thurs, fri night).

Bigworm on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 4:52 PM

No Turkey Day football for me. I have to be at my parents at 2:30 so I can make Abby's family at 6:30 pm (which I have to go to because her grandpa has cancer and this is more than likely his last turkey day).

Bigworm on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 5:47 PM

Does anyone know if Brock is alive?

Jay on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 6:28 PM

I have to go to my family's at 1, so I can only do some AM pigskin. What about doing it friday?

douglas on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 6:30 PM

working friday

Jay on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 8:30 PM

How long until a) we start making slap bets with each other, b) we get pissed off about being slapped and beat the shit out of each other?

It's canada, the 80's didn't make it there until 1993

Phil on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 10:48 PM

Eli Manning sucks. Bring in the Pillsbury Throwboy!

Phil on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 11:04 PM

Question: Was "Hillbilly Throwboy" ever proposed for Lorenzen? Google says no, but I feel that would be a better nickname than just Pillsbury. Maybe it was too complex or something.

Phil on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 11:06 PM

You just got saved, Baron. That catch by Plex would have put me ahead of you. And it looks like it'll be reversed...

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 12:49 AM

Not to my knowledge Philco. Typical Lorenzen nicknames were: Hefty Lefty, Battleship and J-Lo.

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 8:02 AM

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_.../barneys_blog/#

Jay on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 9:00 AM

Happy birtday, Bigworm.

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 9:01 AM

Porn - wait for it.....

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 9:01 AM

........

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 9:01 AM

Ography!

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 9:04 AM

Robin Sparkles does sound like a vaild porn name.

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 9:07 AM

that was the best episode they've had in awhile.

so let me get this straight, you want me to go to the mall? Today?

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 9:10 AM

Are they going to make anymore swarley references?

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 9:16 AM

i've already clinched a playoff spot, that's good to know, as long as LT doesn't score 4 touchdowns, i should be alright again this week

Phil on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 9:58 AM

This is a great deal: http://www.amazon.com/Maxell-723440.../dp/B00006JPRJ/

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 9:59 AM

how did you find that?

Phil on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 10:02 AM

It's been on digg.com and reddit.com today. I apologize about not citing my references. The MLA would NOT be happy.

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 10:02 AM

what is this 7'5 against 5'7?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW5Y...PJs94&eurl=

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 10:03 AM

I was just wondering if you searched amazon for batteries on your own? Kind of odd if you did

Jerome on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 10:09 AM

Stupid Amazon data entry people

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 10:26 AM

Questions:

anyone know anything about renting tents?
Jay, music equipment, what type of equipment are you considering getting? How loud will it be? Is it essential? Chris and I were discussing the financials and such of new years?

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 10:28 AM

Any other ideas let me know.

Jay on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 10:31 AM

I was going to get a mixer, two mics and mic stands, and two speakers. The volume can be adjusted. I'm thinking it is neccessary, because last year everyone said they couldn't really hear us. If there is a problem let me know, because I was going to go rent it the week after next. Financially, don't worry about it. If I have to, I'll cover the cost of it myself if I need to. However, if that is the case, I probably couldn't contribute much to the tent fund.

Jay on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 11:50 AM

So, apparently me talking about music equipment is enough to kill the site.

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 11:52 AM

Baseball Hall-of-Famer Stan "the man" Musial is 86. Comedian-director Harold Ramis of animal house, ghostbusters, stripes, meatballs and caddyshack fame is 62. Actress Goldie Hawn (Kate hudson is hot) is 61. Rock musician Lonnie Jordan (War) (didn't they give us that lowrider song) is 58. Rock musician Brian Ritchie (The Violent Femmes "blister in the sun") is 46. Actress Nicollette Sheridan (is she an old chick from desperate housewives or Sex in the city) is 43. Singer-actress Bjork is 41. Football player Troy Aikman is 40 (finally his age catches up to the number of concussions he had). Rock musician Alex James (Blur "woohoo" actual name is "song 2)) is 38. Baseball player Ken Griffey Jr. is 37 (I remember back in the day when he was good).

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 11:52 AM

I'm bored

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 11:56 AM

1694 Voltaire France, thinker
1854 Benedict XV 258th Roman Catholic pope (1914-22) what umber is our current Benedict?
1943 Larry Mahan Oregon, rodeo champ (1967-70)
1944 Earl "the Pearl" Monroe Philadelphia PA, NGA Guard (NY Knicks, Baltimore Bullets) What do you have to do to get the nickname the Pearl?
1956 Terri Welles Santa Monica Ca, playmate of the year (Dec, 1980)
1957 Jim Brown rocker (UB40-Red Red Wine)
1975 Cherie Johnson Pittsburgh PA, actress (Cherie-Punky Brewster)

Church on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 11:57 AM

Phil, how many more former U of L players can you pick up in fantasy. You are three players away from fielding the Liberty bowl roster against Boise STate.

Brock on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 11:59 AM

N'Awlins Bitches!!!

I survived, even though the Saints did not. This weekend could not have been more awesome. Well... unless Harold and Kumar would have showed up.

Trinity stuns Male by stuffing them at the 1 as time expires
My most hated Michigan falls to OSU
Cincy shocks the world in decimation of the mighty Scarlet Knights
Bengals "Ocho Cinco" blows away Saints in Superdome - that place is fantastic to watch a game.

3 nights of Bourbon St., with the final night culminating in a Megadeth-a-thon at the last bar. Words, the words, they make no sense!

Photos to come.

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 12:12 PM

My favorite Trinity-Male game would still have to be the OT game my freshman year, Jay, Chris, Brock, Phil, Lynnie you all were seniors and Trinity won on a field goal by somebody and our student section echoing Driver failed phonics. Great game.

Phil on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 12:16 PM

Ah yes, the game that featured Bironas doing a backflip after making the field goal and the most pit on the bleachers. Good times!

I was going to also pick up Lionel Gates, Ragone, Ronnie Ghent and Richard Owens but I didn't want to drop any players that get more than 1.5 points a game into the free agency pool. Although I might do it just to see the mad rush for people trying to grab Berrian and Maroney off the waiver wire.

Phil on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 12:16 PM

(mosh pit)

Jay on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 12:36 PM

Yeah, I was a little pissed about the Male Trinity game. And about the Cinci-Rugters game, I echo my dad's thoughts "Why do they play like it's the fucking superbowl against UofL, and fall apart against Cincinatti?"

Brock on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 12:58 PM

Fall apart?! Cincy ran UofL to the wire in Louisville, so I wouldn't say that Rutgers "fell apart." UC played the toughest schedule in college football this year, and improved every game. This was inevitable... they were going to knock a big guy off this year. I still think Rutgers makes some noise in whatever bowl they go to.

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 1:07 PM

let's slow down on that toughest schedule in football talk a little bit

Phil on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 1:36 PM

According to the NCAA, Cinci does have the toughest schedule:
http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/2006/Int...9games_cumm.pdf

If you look at the Sagarin rankings Cinci is only 13th, but strangely behind almost the entire PAC-10. It kinda makes sense that the PAC-10 is ranked so high because I don't think a single team in their conference plays any D-IAA schools which absolutely kills your SOS. So they basically have a schedule full of teams with a much higher average strength of schedule than any other conference out there. In fact, taking a look at Massey and Colley's rankings the PAC-10 has a much higher strength of schedule than any other conference too.

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 1:42 PM

ooo burn

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 2:22 PM

i don't care what the fucking rankings say, nobody in the big east is number 1 at anything

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 2:24 PM

I'm the sec I'm not getting my way I'm taking my ball and going home

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 2:25 PM

i'm not defending the SEC, i just refuse to believe that when cincy's toughest games are UL, WVU, and Rutgers, that gives them the toughest schedule in the nation

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 2:27 PM

Also Ohio State and Virginia Tech

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 2:27 PM

3 one loss teams an undefeated team and a 2 loss team.

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 2:29 PM

i hate this bitch, i hope she loses lots of money:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061121...v/missing_boy_2

Jay on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 2:52 PM

Yeah, she is a crazy ass bitch. I heard that before she got her own show, she was much more laid back, but now she's nuts. She even has the crazy eyes.

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 2:57 PM

i just don't like her cuz every now and then when i'm channel surfing i'll catch it, and all she does is yell at her guests. she has special guests on, and for the life of me i don't know why anyone would go on there, b/c the guests don't get to say a damn word and they have to sit there and take an ass raping from a stuck up snob of a bitch who doesn't think her shit stinks. i'd let it slide if she was hot, but she's not

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 2:58 PM

in my eventual government overhaul, I am going to put limits on who can reproduce and how often certain people can reproduce. like bob barker promoting spaying and neutering your pets I'm going to do that with stupid people.

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:03 PM

and ugly people

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:04 PM

that was implied.

Phil on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:04 PM

wait, are you going to keep them from having sex or are we talking a forced vasectomy?

Because I'm pretty sure any sound person will agree it is a mistake for me to have working sperm, but I'd still like the option of getting to know girls romantically.

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:04 PM

if u want me to, i can go around and have sex with hundreds of hot chicks and get them pregnant to help increase the number of good looking people, all in the name of mayor joe's government reign.

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:05 PM

vasectomy

Phil on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:05 PM

I support your plan.

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:06 PM

we can ship all the ugly people across the river

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:08 PM

they'll fit in there

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:09 PM

Yes but if you want to use Mike Greenfield's Strenght of Schedule ranking Cinci falls to #17 and Duke is #2

http://teamrankings.com/ncf/27powerratings.php3

Therefore, like always you can make statistics say any damn thing you want.

There are lies, damn lies and statistics.

I go for the relative strength of schedule qualitive analysis approach. The hardest strenth of schedule is the NCAA team ranked 119 about Div-1A schools because every team they play is ranked higher than them.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:11 PM

And now we can look at away ratings. SEC has 3 in top 10

http://teamrankings.com/ncf/0powerratings.php3

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:11 PM

you've been looking for those since we first started talking about this, haven't you?

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:12 PM

And non-league power rankings.

http://teamrankings.com/ncf/4powerratings.php3

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:12 PM

No I just got out of a meeting when I first posted about 4 minutes ago.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:14 PM

How about league ratings?

http://teamrankings.com/ncf/3powerratings.php3

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:15 PM

fuck it all I'm using my math degree to come up with my own shit. I think I am technically the most qualified to do statistics. hmmmm?

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:16 PM

Basically what I am saying is that I create any type of analysis and weight the criteria appropriately in order to create bias in anything I want to create it in.

Now if I just commercialize the end product (i.e. college football bowl games or playoff system) we can be rich.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:16 PM

You would think so Joe - but I think the actuary exam says other wise.

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:19 PM

no one has to know I failed it. I just opted out of completing it

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:22 PM

ooo burn

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:23 PM

Joe - you are just moving on to bigger and better things...like being all courageous and running into a burning building, using your big hose skills to pick up chicks at bars, donning an axe......let's be honest, what is more impressive...I sit at a desk and analyze stuff that you dont' care about or Joe Burket....Fireman (similar to Ted Mosby...architect)?

I know which one I think has more potential.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:23 PM

But seriously, we should publish our own football rating system and weight things appropriately so we can argue with the BCS every year.

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:24 PM

shouldn't we sell out the website first?

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:25 PM

veteran service representative

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:26 PM

now i know why laura's depressed she's back home:
http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/depar...07&GT1=8717

Jay on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:28 PM

I am all for mandatory vasectomies. An option to add on to this would be to also freeze sperm (I'm talking 2 or 3 vials) before the vasectomy, then if people qualify after an intensive screening process (i.e. take the fireman's written test and be judged based on looks by us), they can use their frozen sperm to impregnate a girl. Maybe someone with more medical knowledge can tell me something- I know vasectomies block the sperm from leaving the body, but the body still produces it. Is it possible to extract sperm straight from the testes?

Phil on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:33 PM

Hey Joe, I think this dude was in your class at Trinity:
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/61121028

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 3:58 PM

I'm guessing class behind me.

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 4:12 PM

fuck yeah, i'm glad jeter didn't get it:
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/...SO1&ATT=HMA

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 4:19 PM

So Cat just called me and told me her manager said I did a really good job in the interview and that my writing sample was one of the best they ever had. Cat also picked up some papers from the printer by "accident" and saw I had the best interview score. When her manager told her this Cat said "well thats good to hear." Her manager responded with a wink "are you stupid he did a really good job." If somehow I don't get this job I might have to hunt Cat down and kill her.

Marc on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 4:24 PM

Hey Brent since you've been looking for good movies to watch. I'll give you a list of some of the recent OR lesser known movies I really liked.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Very good)
Lucky Number Slevin (Very good)
Thank You for Smoking (Very good)
The Matador (Very good)
Confidence (enjoyable good caper film)
Foolproof (enjoyable caper film)
Stark Raving Mad (enjoyable caper film)
Accepted (enjoyable)
The Break-Up (enjoyable, and better than expected)
Click (enjoyable, and better than expected)
United 93 (better than expected)
Criminal (enjoyable)
Grandma's Boy (fucking hilarious)
The Baxter (enjoyable)
Fever Pitch (enjoyable, and better than expected)
Whipped (great dating/scamming movie)
Tao of Steve (great dating/scamming movie)
Two Ninas (great dating/scamming movie)

NEW AND UPCOMING I'm looking forward to seeing (or re-watching)
Clerks 2
You, Me, and Dupree
The Inconvenient Truth
Pirates of Caribbean 2
Devils wears Prada
Talladega Nights
Superman Returns

douglas on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 4:28 PM

pirates of caribbean 2 is pretty good, talladega nights is ungodly funny, i hurt from laughing so hard when i left that one

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 4:33 PM

Story on Jermareo Davidson of Alabama. I knew about the car wreck that killed his gf but damn...he has been shitted on lately.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/colum...tory?id=2670581

Phil on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 4:38 PM

Waaaaaaait, you'd be working with Cat?

Huh.

Marc on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 4:42 PM

The guy who got killed, went to Collegiate, Trinity, and then Jefferson County High School all during his high school career. This signifies he was rich and a trouble-maker most-likely. So Joe might not have hung out with his caliber of kids.

P.S. I hear from students in my MAT class who teach at Trinity that the lowest academic level at Trinity, known as Traditional students (once known as Academic) are calling themselves "trads." and the administration is trying to get them away from doing it, for fear of gang-like culture or lower self-expectations. I just thought it was amusing to share.

Brock on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 4:53 PM

They aren't calling themselves that... its a derogatory term that other students use, but because they are "Re-trads," they think its cool and use it.

This comes from my brother, a football player (oddly, not a Trad), who would know a little about being a jerk and picking on people. He had plenty of experience being called a "waste of flesh" for about 5-6 years.

Phil on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 5:16 PM

Damn it, I took about 5 re-trad classes at Trinity. I would have liked it a lot better if they came with a cool name.

Phil on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 5:33 PM

Heisman Candidate Promises Voters Free Health Care, Lower Taxes
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55034

joe on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 5:43 PM

Yes Phil, I would be working with Cat. Funny thing too, she quit smoking. She is awesome besides that whole married thing.

Dave on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 6:06 PM

I know this is a little late. Phil, the Trinity-Male game that was won by a field goal in OT, was kicked by J.R. Schloemer. The Courier Journal ran a picture of him and said he celebrated the win with a backflip, but he told me he was just doing his normal kicking motion, and either a Trinity player or someone got blocked into him after he made the actual kick and basically tripped. I reason I know this is I ran into him at a Trinity-St. X prep rally, and we talked about it. Plus I think Bironas graduated in like 96'.

Phil on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 6:33 PM

shit, once I wrote Bironas I knew I was wrong. The Bironas in our class played soccer.

Good looking out, Dave.

Jay on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 8:12 PM

I just had a 13 year old mexican kid try to sell me a rap CD. Even more awkward...I had been flipping the station, and I had stopped on Gilmore girls when I opened the door. CREEPY

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 12:26 AM

Well UCLA beat UK tonight. Had us down by 17 at one point and it was a back and forth game doing down till the last 1:30...then when UK was down by 2 Bradley had an open 3 and bobbled the pass (several times tonight I might add) and off the other way UCLA goes to extend the lead from 2 to 4. Was really hard to overcome that late in the game.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 2:38 AM

And it turns out to be a good night anyway. I was cheering on Marquette tonight and they came through. Duke goes down.

Church on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 8:32 AM

Brock, what happened? http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaab/recap...20061121/wbicbc

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 9:04 AM

derrick jasper is going to be the starting point guard very soon, if bradley can't get over his 'shoot-first' mentality like ASAP, then jasper will take over before bradley knows what hit him. All in all, i was pretty encouraged w/ the game, UK went down to the wire with a top 5 team, the freshman looked outstanding with the exception of a couple dumb plays, but bradley and crawford probably had more than the freshmen.

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 9:05 AM

I'm saying that the football game tomorrow is probably cancelled. Also, I'm definitely game for rocking out tonight, who is with me? Football Sunday, what is the status?

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 9:09 AM

rocking out tonight? check
football sunday? check

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 9:10 AM

I got a call yesterday from the Department of Veterans Affairs at 5:00 so I missed the call. I left a message and am waiting to hear back from them or get a hold of them. I might be rocking out hard tonight.

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 9:16 AM

there's a white trash bash at sully's tonight

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 9:18 AM

no thanks

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 9:23 AM

i don't really wanna go, i was just saying, i thought we were booth of dooming it tonight anyway

Jay on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 9:49 AM

I agree with douglas. Definitely booth of doom tonight, definitely football sunday. I need to remember to buy some long pants.

Jay on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 9:56 AM

Happy Birthday to Scarlett Johannsen, 22.

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 9:57 AM

We really B.O.D.ing it tonight? Awesome.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 10:26 AM

I'm definitely up for some football on Sunday, and we better have more than 5 of us show up too. As for the BOD, don't let yourself end up in the UL ER or you will regret it.

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Bitches suit up we are all going to Sizzler tonight I just accepted a position at the VA.

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 10:53 AM

Shot through the heart...

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 10:57 AM

That's bullshit...there isn't a Sizzler in KY!!!

http://www.sizzler.com/wherewesizzl...rewesizzle.html

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 11:04 AM

congratulations, u wanna suit up? i'll do it for real.....this was funny too, i just read it on the comment of a UK article in the courier today:

PS-how can any one say UK "sucks" when they get beat by a bucket within the last minute against UCLA 17hrs away? Much like saying "they haven't done anything since 98"...do people around here count sweet 16's? elite eights?, SEC conference championships? win 80% of their games? Am I wrong about any of these? UL has done what the last 5-10-15-20 years? Their fans act like they have won back to back NCAA titles not a recent trip to the NIT?? From a Big East guy who's team hammered UL last year and watched them lose twice as many games as they won in the conference by bigger, stronger, faster teams night in and night out...how can you be cocky if you wear red (clearly not all UL fans are blind to these stats...but a bunch seem to be)? I find that odd. Its like a St. Johns fan getting on a Syracuse fan. It just doesn't add up?

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 11:07 AM

so when u quitting chase?

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 11:09 AM

I start December 11th. monday would be a 2 weeks notice. I still have 3 days vacation. Turn in my 2 weeks monday and use all my vacation days.

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 11:10 AM

thatta boy, way to screw the company, i'm very proud

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 11:16 AM

Joe - do you get paid out for unused vacation? If so, might be something to consider.

Yeah UK was down by 2 with 30 seconds left and I was very disappointed that he bobbled the pass. It seems like several players (Joe, Ramel, Jasper, really everyone) bobbled some passes all night long and most ended up in turnovers. All in all though both Bradley and Jasper ended up with 4 turnovers each.

The good thing though is my freshman look really good and by tourney time we will be just fine. UCLA is a tough minded defensive team and of course one can say if they shot better they would have blown us out. Well UCLA isn't an offensive loaded weapon their staple is defense and they played it well. One could easily say if UK didn't turn it over 17 times (many were unforced, just not being focused) then UK would have won despite shooting themselves in the leg.

If Ramon Harris can bring some additional solid defensive play to the interior when he joins the team, people had better watch out....because we will make a solid run in the tourney.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 11:18 AM

Douglas - have you heard anything on Perry Stevenson, because I know he rolled his ankle and didn't return? I have to say that Sheray played some good interior D and without Perry Stevenson it really did hurt us inside late in the game.

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 11:21 AM

these days to use are random bullshit things I earned for not sucking too bad so I won't get paid for them.

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 11:23 AM

haven't heard anything, and checked courierjournal.com and there's no update. no news is probably good news. a rolled ankle ain't shit though.

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 11:29 AM

http://www.comebackbush.com/

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 12:25 PM

wow, site killer

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 12:26 PM

this place is dead.

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 12:27 PM

I took a half hour break to prep myself to come back for lunch and all I see is jack shit. Fuck you guys time for lunch.

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 12:29 PM

i'm taking my ball and going home

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 12:30 PM

exactly. Is it time to start drinking yet?

Brock on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 12:31 PM

Church, the answer to "what happened," was no defense.

I will be in town Saturday and Sunday, so I could be available for football.... not that I'm worth a shit.

Jay on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 12:58 PM

As long as we have at least ten guys, it shouldn't matter how much any one of us sucks. I tell you what, I'm up for getting suited up tonight. I'll bring some suiting up clothes just in case.

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 12:59 PM

i'm coming over early joe, just giving u a heads up

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 1:00 PM

drinking starts early

Jay on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 1:09 PM

I will hopefully be able to make it by about 8 o'clock or so. (I'm assuming douglas meant 7 when he said "early")

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 1:11 PM

7:30ish, i gotta work 'til 6 and go home and shit shave and shower

Jay on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 1:23 PM

Okay. Just wanted to make sure you didn't mean 8:30 or 9

Phil on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 1:59 PM

If we are BODing it arriving at O'shea's at around 9:00ish will be required. It actually may be too late by then...

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 2:00 PM

Are we actually BODing it tonight or just rocking out?

Phil on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 2:03 PM

I've been asked to make an appearance at O'shea's tonight.

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 2:09 PM

I have no problem making an appearance at O'sheas. If we start drinking at 7 I think I have no problem BODing it tonight.

Jay on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 2:10 PM

We could always send an advance scout team about 8 or so to hold down the BOD until the rest of us showed up.

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 2:13 PM

E-Doug, do you know when B-mac leaves town to visit family up in Pennsylvania?

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 2:19 PM

he's already gone

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 2:20 PM

he'll be back saturday

Jay on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 2:44 PM

I talked to him the other day. The doctor said that as long as he felt like it, he could pretty much do anything he wanted to. So that's one more for football on sunday.

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 2:49 PM

awesome

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 2:59 PM

So we have at least:
Me
Chris
Jay
Douglas
Brock
B-Mac
Cuban?

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 2:59 PM

Phil

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 2:59 PM

Brent?

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 3:05 PM

oh yeah, bmac called me last night and randomly left a message saying he wants to go to vegas

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 3:05 PM

and don't count on bmac for football, he told me the other day he probably won't be able to go until the sunday after

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 3:06 PM

That pussy. We have a dr on the field

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 3:23 PM

Does anyone really know what was up with Bmac? Or should it not get posted all over the web?

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 3:25 PM

it probably shouldn't be posted on the web, it's really not a big deal and i would talk about it and laugh, but i think he's kinda sensitive about it

Jay on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 3:35 PM

I didn't get into specifics with him, but he sounded like he was doing okay to me.

joe on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 3:36 PM

he was at the UL game saturday and Friday we played putt putt at the FABD

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 3:54 PM

he's just not supposed to do anything physically demanding, he also said he's not supposed to drink but he'll do it anyway

douglas on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 4:52 PM

i need to get in on some of this panda action:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15852885/?GT1=8717

Phil on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 6:12 PM

Helpful review for those thinking about buying a PS3
http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member...8341808-2627322

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 6:27 PM

So what is going on tonight if anything?

Brent on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 6:40 PM

Sunday, football: check!

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, November 23, 2006 at 8:24 AM

So did you all take it to rock star level or thunderdome? It couldn't have been too good, I didn't get any visits down here.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 23, 2006 at 9:54 AM

Not I, I stayed in because well last year I lost my wedding ring and Abby won a Nintendo Wii for me on Ebay, so I have to be good.

Phil on Thursday, November 23, 2006 at 10:05 AM

Strangely I think we had too many girls out last night for proper Thunderdomage. We may have ended up with more girls than dudes in our group. Which, of course, means that I drove Joe home at 2am dropped him off by himself and went home and ate some Oreo flavored pudding and played Gears of War.

Hey Wes, congrats on the Wii!

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, November 23, 2006 at 10:17 AM

I hear Adrian has a gay sister that no one ever sees....


How the hell did a natty sci night out end up with the girls outnumbering the guys? It's almost always a sausage fest with the sci unless you account for calling someone a fag or pussy.

Phil on Thursday, November 23, 2006 at 10:45 AM

Douglas brought Sarah, who I guess has figured out we'd sit around and talk about who hit longer homeruns in College for a solid 50 minutes so she brought some girl over. Then Cuban brought two girls over. Then Laura showed up. Then we met Scorgins out with his harem of girls.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, November 23, 2006 at 11:13 AM

I'm impressed

Bigworm on Thursday, November 23, 2006 at 12:17 PM

Not true Chris, Adrian sees me all the time.

Philco - I was impressed that Abby actually hawked Ebay going down to the wire to win me a Wii. She got one that has The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess packaged with it. TLOZ series is my Final Fantasy, so in order to keep up with Adrian and Jay I will be dry humping everything in site. I am so stoked that I went ahead and bought the strategy guide at Best Buy just so I can familiarize myself with the game and pretty much to get a lot more screenshots (sad but true) of the game. The kid at Best Buy may have even been more stoked than I was. His friend has one and he told me after you get use to the controller, it is a lot of fun. And another reason why you need the Wii, is because you need 2 hands to operate the Zelda control. One hand uses the remote style controller and the other uses the nunchuck...that's right nunchuck!

Football on Sunday sounds good to me.....in fact it sounds so good I probably won't be there.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 23, 2006 at 12:20 PM

Jay - thanks for the bday shout out earlier....I must have scrolled over it the other day.

Phil on Thursday, November 23, 2006 at 4:19 PM

Cool video of a blind kid who basically get around by listening to echos:
http://www.nogged.com/viewvideo.php?videoID=89

joe on Thursday, November 23, 2006 at 4:50 PM

That sounds just about right Phil. I passed out in my recliner watching TV with every light on in my house then woke up around 5 and decided it would be a good idea to at least take off my toque (canadian for sockhat or tobogan not the sled) and shoes and turn some lights off.

Brent on Thursday, November 23, 2006 at 5:09 PM

Anybody snag an xbox360?

stew on Thursday, November 23, 2006 at 7:43 PM

So I'm back in Louisville for a couple of days if anyone wants to do something.
Hopefully everyone has been having a good thanksgiving.

Brock on Thursday, November 23, 2006 at 9:10 PM

Happy Thanksgiving from Chattanooga! 70 degrees today.

douglas on Friday, November 24, 2006 at 9:01 AM

so who are the other poor bastards at work today?

douglas on Friday, November 24, 2006 at 9:23 AM

pretty good website:
http://manbottle.com/

Bigworm on Friday, November 24, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Douglas - looks like you are all alone.

douglas on Friday, November 24, 2006 at 10:50 AM

i guess so, all i know is i got first dibs when it comes to days off at Christmas

douglas on Friday, November 24, 2006 at 10:53 AM

and god damned if I didn't pick a good week to play my backup QB, 35 pts. out of romo

Bigworm on Friday, November 24, 2006 at 11:09 AM

Yeah I saw that he had 5 TDs yesterday, i picked him up as a free agent because i just wanted someone who might come in during a blowout and give me 1 point. I was tired of taking negative points from Alex Smith

Bigworm on Friday, November 24, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Considering I received Phillip Rivers out of our deal it was well worth it for me to jump on it.

douglas on Friday, November 24, 2006 at 11:13 AM

naw, i'd rather have rivers than romo, romo just had a good matchup vs. tampa bay, he didn't have any TDs last week, i just had brady goin' up against chicago's D and i didn't want to take that chance.

douglas on Friday, November 24, 2006 at 12:39 PM

so yeah, i'm bored, i'm the only one in the office today running my branch, so I have to take care of all the cust. service bullshit my processor usually does. at least i'm not making many calls

Brent on Friday, November 24, 2006 at 4:23 PM

Urban sprinting...watch out for the banners if you're at work

http://poststuffx.entensity.net/112...nshoplifter.wmv

Phil on Friday, November 24, 2006 at 6:16 PM

Gilbert Arenas' Blog is making a running at Paul Shirley's blog as the best thing ever written by an NBA player. Shirley is wittier, but something about reading about Gilbert Arena's buying an 18,000 piece puzzle and doing it in a hyperbaric-chamber tent puts a smile on my face.

http://www.nba.com/blog/gilbert_arenas.html

Brent on Friday, November 24, 2006 at 10:00 PM

Just finished watching Lucky Slevin...it was pretty good. I went to Hollywood Video b/c I still had an account there and unlike the bastards at Blockbuster they keep your membership active longer than 3 weeks before you're sent to the shredder. However, I forgot that the reason I stopped going to Hollywood video the first time is b/c I have a fucking late fee there too...goddamn National Treasure (but I didnt know it until I paid). So I saw that they were out of the DaVincci Code and with there guaranteed availability or its free, I thought do I risk it and ask and then they have it in the back, which forces me to rent it or do I just say fuck it altogether. I was going to say fuck it until the lady in front of me asked for it and they didnt have it, so it was basically like buying oil futures at that point. Of course, I got a raincheck and when I had to pay the late fee on National Treasure, it all became a wash. Fuck you Movie People....Good Guys 1...Big Business 0.

Nice blog, I like:

"Man, I couldn’t get it. I stood outside no hours and got nothing. That’s when you sit in your room and try to use your celebrityism. I didn’t get nothing. I knew I should have called and said I was D-Wade. “Um, hello, this is D-Wade … This is LeBron … Can I come over there and get one of them?” Then I would have had one."

Brent on Friday, November 24, 2006 at 11:04 PM

sorry that's Gilbert Arena talking about getting a PS3 or Nintendo Wii.

Phil on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 1:32 AM

It's Trinity vs Ryle in that battle of state superpowers for the Football championship!

Wait, who the fuck is Ryle?

Church on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 9:45 AM

Ryle is out of the same Northern Kentucky district as Boone County. Another instance of Northern Kentucky sending a school to get throttled by a Louisville school in the state title game.

What the fuck happened with U of L? If Padgett is playing well, get him the damn ball and how many layups could we miss

joe on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 10:54 AM

Ryle is the team we normally knocked out in the first round of the playoffs before this realignment.

Jay on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 11:07 AM

No problem, wes. I'm thinking about getting a Wii. Let me know how you like it.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 11:13 AM

FWIW...I think Ryle beat someone 5?-28 to make the title game.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 11:14 AM

sorry that is 50 something (5?)

Phil on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 12:34 PM

I don't doubt Ryle hasn't won some games, but most of those county schools play nobody all year long and then get their ass handed to them in the playoffs by a team like Ballard. This year Ryle has played Dixie Heights, Campbell County, Meade County and Henderson County to get to state.

But they are ranked #7 in the state so they can't be too bad. I'd think the whole city is hoping that Trinity absolutely throttles Ryle to prove that the Male vs Trinity game was the real state championship. Of course, by writing these words I'm almost guaranteeing Trinity will lose 225-0.

Phil on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 2:06 PM

wait, I know Ryle. I think they are one of those schools near covington so I guess the dream of a rural kentucky team in the state championship still has to wait...

WVU is falling apart against USF. It might be because it's a pure speed on speed match up but they look like shit today.

adrian on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 2:11 PM

Trinity is going to pummel Ryle ...

Brock on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 2:36 PM

This is hilarious, when I got home this afternoon, my family had this same discussion about Trinity vs. Ryle... Ryle where?

Also of note, the championship game for 4-A is played on Thursday night b/c UofL has a home game Saturday. The 1-A, 2-A, 3-A games are all on Friday. Shouldn't they flip that schedule?

Something is definately stinking up the joint in KY High School football, and its not Atherton.

Brock on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 2:37 PM

Oh, and Chip is in for some flag football.... he's been bragging that he scored 7TD's this week in intramural FF down at WKU, so we'll have to put him in his place.

Western has nothing on Bellarmine intramurals.

stew on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 3:56 PM

Did anyone see the Duke-UNC game? Pretty incredible.

Marc on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 7:29 PM

So I got How I Met Your Mother from Netflix. I just love the brief synopsis they give the series on the outside of the white slip the discs come in.

"How I Met Your Mother: Season 1: Disc 1

When his best friend, Marshall (Jason Segel), announces that he's finally going to wed his longtime girlfriend (Alyson Hannigan), single guy Ted (Josh Radnor) throws his search for a soul mate into high gear. Via flashback, he recounts to his kids (Lydsy Fonseca and David Henrie) 25 years later the often-hilarious story of how he met - - and eventually married - - their mother (Colbie Smulders). Neil Patrick Harris plays Ted's barhopping buddy."

I think whoever wrote this doesn't watch the show and instead found some review of the show from before the show must have ever aired. The first freaking episode tells you he doesn't marry Robin (Colbie Smulders). He tells the kids, "that's the story of how I met your aunt Robin." Maybe the writers wish to retract this, but it's already out there.

Also, who cares about the names of the actors who play the kids. The were barely in the episodes and have been all but written out of future shows. (even though the show was based on the concept of telling his kids of the past.) Barney is mentioned as an after-though and not the biggest reason to watch the show.

Plus, it might be hard for someone unfamiliar with the show to tell if it is taking place now or is the past with flashbacks, given the weird wording between the first and second sentences.

Oh well, just felt like bitching.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 7:37 PM

I really hate Tennessee. I mean really hate Tennessee. UK and UT was a pretty good game today, for those who didn't see it...UK had a chance to take the lead late in the 4th but blew it.

UT - 17
UK - 12

UK's defense actually didn't allow 100 yards on the ground today and the UK offense outgained the UT offense. Weird.

Brock on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 11:04 PM

So I don't understand why you hate Tennessee... they basically GAVE the game to UK, but as usual, the Wildcats shoot their own foot and blow it. 1st down and goal from the 4 and you get a holding call, a draw play on 2nd and 14 (WTF?), and 2 really bad passes. On 4th down, with nothing to lose, you have to at least throw the ball into play... who cares about an interception at that point.

That was the most painful ending to watch. Kinda like watching a retard hump a doorknob.

Phil on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 11:19 PM

I think it was more of a "hate Tenn" in general, not just because of today's game.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 11:44 PM

Yeah something about 22 straight loses to them really hurts, but it was a more in general comment.

My favorite was the 2 and goal from the 3 and the refs call a delay of game with 1 second on the play clock.

adrian on Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 11:54 PM

Philco, can i borrow your soccer game for xbox 360?

Bigworm on Sunday, November 26, 2006 at 12:21 AM

Adrian - did you get a 360?

adrian on Sunday, November 26, 2006 at 12:37 AM

I just got back from walmart and yes i bought one

Bigworm on Sunday, November 26, 2006 at 1:04 AM

what game(s) did you get with it or buy?

Bigworm on Sunday, November 26, 2006 at 1:17 AM

Florida and Kansas are in OT.

adrian on Sunday, November 26, 2006 at 1:19 AM

I bought need for speed carbon

Bigworm on Sunday, November 26, 2006 at 1:26 AM

and Kansas wins!

Phil on Sunday, November 26, 2006 at 1:51 AM

Adrian, I also have this game if you want to borrow it:
http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/666/666667p1.html

Jerome's got a buddy that works in the games department with Microsoft that mailed it to him. I haven't played it yet, but it looks pretty cool.

Marc on Sunday, November 26, 2006 at 6:41 PM

Adrian if you or Joe need extra wireless controllers for your new Xbox360 Circuit City is selling them for $39 this week($10 less than normal, or same price as wired controllers). Adrian could play against his nephews. Joe could play against his douchebag friends. Four people playing WWE: Smackdown vs. Raw when it comes out?! imagine the possibilities.

Phil on Sunday, November 26, 2006 at 7:20 PM

Wireless controllers are a pain in the ass. Out of the box they require AA batteries. I bought a rechargeable kit, but that was an extra $20. So for each controller I need to spend an extra $10 for the little rechargeable chumpy.

But considering I don't exactly have anything to spend money on besides xbox controllers the convenience is worth it. When mindy was basically living with me I think she spent an hour a week trying to organize the wire mess for my old XBOX.

Now all Microsoft needs is halo for the 360...

Phil on Sunday, November 26, 2006 at 7:32 PM

also, i'm pretty sure only Joe and Stew care about this but here it is anyways. It looks like Louisville will be #6 in the BCS when it's announced later today. Here's the rankings

1. Ohio State (1.000)
2. USC (0.9460)
3. Michigan (0.9216)
4. Florida (0.8897)
5. LSU (0.8106)
6. Louisville (0.7617)
7. Wisconsin (0.7096)

Most say that U of L's only chance is to win the Big East which means they need a WVU win over Rutgers. But if USC loses to UCLA (not that likely) and Arkansas beats the Florida Gators (pretty damn likely) then Louisville has a chance.

Each Automatic-Qualifying conferences (big 5) get one bid for its champions. The highest rated champion of a non-AQ conference gets an auto bid if it finished in the top 12 (Boise State). At this point this means that only 6 of the 10 spots are taken. Rules #7 and #8 say that a BCS #3 or #4 team that is in an AQ conference and hasn't received a bid is given a spot assuming that that all the spots aren't taken (which they won't be now that Notre Dame has fallen out of the top 8)

So Louisville needs Florida to lose and USC to lose and both of them to drop enough in the polls that Louisville is able to pass both of them and slide into a #4 spot giving them a bid even if WVU isn't able to beat Rutgers.

So there you go.

ps Fuck you Brandon Jacobs. Fuck you.

adrian on Sunday, November 26, 2006 at 7:52 PM

The wireless controllers are nice. The only complaint so far is that the xbox 360 is like a mini-heater and it is loud as fuck.

Phil on Sunday, November 26, 2006 at 8:01 PM

Huh, I went to Amazon.com to do some christmas shopping and this was recommended to me:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...2036173-9404048

I guess there is an easier way to charge the rechargeble packs than the "play & charge" piece of shit that I have.

joe on Sunday, November 26, 2006 at 8:45 PM

x-box 360, How I Met Your Mother, trinity football and UL football, this is the perfect website.

Phil on Sunday, November 26, 2006 at 9:41 PM

And how about some riddles!
http://www.weffriddles.com/level1.html

Phil on Sunday, November 26, 2006 at 9:58 PM

Looks like Dantonio is going to Michigan State.

Brent on Sunday, November 26, 2006 at 11:01 PM

stuck on level 5

Phil on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 12:09 AM

so i'm on level 13. It seems this was written by a Cincinnati guy or someone who really loves UC...

Level 7 was a bitch but it's kinda cute once you get it

Phil on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 12:52 AM

another Louisville bowl theory goes like this:
Assuming USC wins AND Rutgers wins, then you are looking at USC vs OSU for the national championship. Rumors have started that the Rose might be thinking about a Michigan vs ND rematch based on how many ND fans showed up for the USC game. In that case, the Sugar Bowl picks next for a team to play. Since there will already be an SEC team in the sugar bowl (SEC champ) then the Sugar won't take LSU. Louisville would be the most attractive option at that point. Orange would then pit ACC vs Big East Rutgers with the poor ol' fiesta bowl being stuck with the Big 12 vs the Fiesta Bowl.

Basically it looks like an at large bid is going to come down to who gets fucked - Louisville or LSU. This would be a lot easier if Ole Miss wasn't the suckiest bunch of sucks who've ever sucked and actually finished their damn game.

Brent on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 6:16 AM

Phil, Im substitute teaching this morning, email me at bcecil01@bellarmine.edu a nattysci maximumasp url so I can access it from JCPS system. Greenknuckles wont work and the only email I can check is my bellarmine acct.

Marc on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 7:20 AM

Brent I sent you an email with the only nattysci maximumasp url I know. I checked the link and it should work. So hopefully You'll be able to read this and tell me. "Hey fuckhead, if I couldn't read what the hell you were typing, then why the hell are you still typing it to me?"

If that didn't make sense, then no then I've been up all night. I pulled an all-nighter finishing my paper which is due later today at about 5:30. Now I don't want to go to sleep (or pass out) and chance not being alive for my class and (group meeting before it). So I will stay up for the remainder of the day, which includes trivia, because I am lame and predictable. At least this incoherent set of rambling has just cause, rather than my traditional, and well documented incoherent ramblings (FUCKERS!) Toodles.

Anyway, anyone want to meet up for lunch? Adrian? maybe B-dubs, it's double-stamp day for lunchtime. Woo Hoo!

adrian on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 7:47 AM

Marc, you won't make it to lunch but give me a call anyways.

Marc on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 8:33 AM

Whatever dude. watching tv until then. Jay you were right, GI Joe comes on really early on G4, even though its not listed on Yahoo's TV listings. It could have even been helpful with trivia as the Joe and Cobra explored a Egyptian pyramid and encountered the Egyptian Gods Osirus, Set, and a few more. Da Da Dum!

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 8:49 AM

If florida loses to Arkansas does Florida get an at large? Assuming UL wins against UCONN, if Rutgers loses UL is in. If Rutgers wins and Florida wins Rutgers and Florida are in and UL or LSU has an at large. If Rutgers and Arkansas win Rutgers and Arkansas are in and UL, Florida or LSU has an at large. This is all with USC, O$U, UM, ND, Boise, Big 12 (Neb. vs. OU)and ACC (GT-WF) (who cares about those conferences) locked in. Is this what it is all down to?

adrian on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 8:54 AM

I am interested into seeing who is going to get screwed out of the BCS games.

If it were me i would have the following teams in the BCS games ...

OSU, USC, Michigan, Arkansas, LSU, Louisville, Rutgers, Florida, Notre Dame, Kentucky

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 8:57 AM

Sucks to be wisconsin in this thing

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 9:03 AM

If it were up to Wes and Douglas the BCS would be:

OSU, USC, Michigan, Arkansas, LSU, Louisville (UKs only non conference loss), Auburn, Florida, Georgia (its not a down year the SEC is that good), Kentucky

Jay on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 9:04 AM

Marc, I never get tired of hearing I'm right. Go Joe! I wish I could follow your BCS talk. I only have a very rudimentary understanding of how the system works. Like maybe that of a 6 year old girl, as long as that girl's father doesn't follow college football.

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 9:05 AM

Jay, just cheer for UL and West Virginia

Jay on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 9:07 AM

Thanks, Joe. That makes it a lot easier.

Jay on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 9:08 AM

Happy birthday to Bill Nye, 51, and Jaleel White, 30.

adrian on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 9:08 AM

Jay, don't listen to Joe.

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 9:16 AM

Normally I would agree with you Adrian, but this is sports, the one thing I consider myself educated in.

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 9:20 AM

we were talking in the office this morning would it be possible to go 4 consecutive weeks without sports?

adrian on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 9:22 AM

Four consecutive weeks without sports would be easy.

adrian on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 9:23 AM

Just as long as those 4 weeks are during baseball season...

Marc on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 9:30 AM

four weeks without sports I can do that. try four weeks without porn, or without ANY sexual release. Now that is a challenge.

adrian on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 9:31 AM

Wow, Marc has made it to 9:30. Impressive!

Marc on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 9:45 AM

What's impressive is that i will make it to lunch, make it to class, and make it to trivia. Then I WOULD usually resort to a "make it with your mom" joke. But Wes can kick my ass. So if Wes can think of a different "figurative your mom" for Adrian than himself, then I'd be cleared for the joke. but without Wes' approval I must make another attempt.....
Adrian, I hope you get AIDS and die. (What?! too harsh?)

Brock on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:07 AM

Could someone tell Michigan St to fucking go away. Breed your own coaches you fucking poachers! That program blows... why is everyone so attracted to them?
http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....T0101/611270346

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:19 AM

Because the Big 10 is way better then any other conference

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:31 AM

Joe - The SEC is a very good conference, so good that rarely does a team go undefeated. This isn't an opinion, but a well known fact. You can either accept it or not, honestly, I don't really care.

The Big Least has 2 very good teams in UofL and WVU that can play with anyone on a given night. Seriously, anyone can get up for a big game, however, when you play in the SEC, even the bottom dwellers can bite you in the ass (see UK vs. UGA). It is true that UK is starting to rise from the depths of the abyss, however, it is tough to build a solid football team when you have to play Floria, UT, UGA and alternate LSU and auburn every year. Remember we need 6 or 7 wins to go bowling each year and that pretty much puts us at 4 losses already. So then we have to win the games that we are suppose to win and beat a team that is a "push" game.

And when it all comes down to it, it is your preference of football. Do you want to see big time hits and solid defense, if so you are typically an SEC guy. If you like to see guys run up and down the field with no defense then you are a Big Least guy. If you like to see the West Coast Offense run to perfection than you are a Pac-10 guy.

Regardless though if Rutgers beats WVU then Louisville is left out, unless the SEC has a melt down. Louisville should just take care of its own business on the field and then whatever else happens, happens. It is what it is.

Of course, I can already here Jurich tell us how UofL was robbed if they don't make it in. Marketing ploy waiting to erupt. In my opinion, coaches are getting fed up with the system and before too long all the big time programs (UF, LSU, OSU, UT, USC, Pitt, etc....) and the quality smaller programs (UofL, WVU, etc........) who find themselves in the top 10 of BCS will demand a playoff system....and honestly I can't wait for that.

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:34 AM

Where the hell did you get Pitt?

adrian on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:35 AM

I was getting ready to post that Joe.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:35 AM

Brock is was only a matter of time for Dantonio. The head coaching job at UC is the 3rd lowest salary of all the BCS conferences. UC should have invested in their coach, seriously what else would you expect from the Tressel tree. He has built a pretty solid program with no help from the university.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:36 AM

Pitt has 7 national championships I do believe.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:37 AM

I could be way wrong. But any school that gives you the likes of Dan Marino and Tony Dorsett they are a big time program.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:38 AM

I thought I heard that the other day....I might be way off.

Phil on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:40 AM

Pitt won a national championship in 1974 I think

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:40 AM

dude that is like saying Princeton, Yale and Harvard are big time football programs. Pitt won in 76 and the rest were pre-1940's

adrian on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:40 AM

Okay, so is TCU a power since they pumped out Ladanian Tomlinson?

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:41 AM

UL has hall of famer Johnny U

douglas on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:41 AM

mississippi valley state pumped out jerry rice

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:41 AM

terry bradshaw was some shithole in Louisiana

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:42 AM

I know Pitt won the national title 1977 with a victory over UGA in the Sugar Bowl. Tony Dorsett was the MVP.

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:42 AM

I'm saying it was the 76 season with the championship game in 77

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:44 AM

Tyler Palko is better then Marino anyways

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:46 AM

Pitt History

1) Legendary Coach "Pop" Warner
2) Won the National Title in 1977 over an SEC program
3) Heisman trophy winner in Tony Dorsett
4) Consistently going bowling
5) Beats other big time programs from time to time (See ND and WVU)

Okay that doesn't justify them being a big time program so we can put them in the quality smaller programs.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:47 AM

If you consider UCLA or UofL to be a big time basketball program, then I would have to say that Pitt is a big time football program.

adrian on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:49 AM

Worm, you are not helping your argument any.

So i was fucking this bitch in the ass last night...

douglas on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:50 AM

uh, ucla and ul have been in the final four this decade, so not exactly a good argument.

and good job adrian, did u smack her in the back of the head? how bout a donkey punch? rodeo sex?

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:51 AM

Now I am just laughing...it is so easy to get you guys riled up.

Going to the final 4 is like going to a BCS bowl game. Pitt did that last year.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:55 AM

In all honesty I put Pitt in the big time programs so Joe or any other Big Least fan would not feel the SEC biased on that one...see Joe's earlier statement about Wes and Douglas's BCS top 10 or so....but I chose Pitt because one UofL just beat Pitt and two I wasn't going to give UofL of WVU any credit to be a big time program. But in all honesty, the Big Least has 3 very good programs that probably fill that quality smaller program that i mentioned earlier and Rutgers isn't bad either.

Sometimes it is just too much fun messing with you guys........fags.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:55 AM

Now I am going to work.

douglas on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:57 AM

i didn't know pitt was in a bcs game last year, and i don't know why i'm being put on the SEC bandwagon all of a sudden b/c i'm a UK fan, but whatever. they're much better than the big east, so if i'm on the bandwagon, cool.

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:04 AM

WVU was BCS last year. Pitt 2 years ago

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:05 AM

WVU killed Georgia last yeara

adrian on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:05 AM

Hey, if it were up to me I would put 2 Big Ten (Eleven) teams, 2 Big East teams, 4 SEC teams, USC and Notre Dame in the BCS games.

Since that won't happen, I would love to at least see LSU and WV go at it. Nothing would bring a smile to my face more then seeing Slaton or White get their heads knocked off against the Bayou boys.

adrian on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:07 AM

I didn't know a 3 point loss was considered killing a team...weird!

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:11 AM

oh it is.

Jay on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:15 AM

Whatever. It's all about Div 1 schools anyway. Youngstown state whooped some ass the other night.

douglas on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:16 AM

yeah, i knew about wvu last year, and i didn't recall pitt.

i bet this dude could get a job w/ a las vegas casino when he gets out of jail:
http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/...SO1&ATT=HMA
"I went to jail for killing my friend cuz he didn't pay $20, imagine what i'll do to a total stranger who owes 10K?"

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:16 AM

Beat up on James Madison and UL transfer Justin Rascati at QB. I believe Jim Tressel, O$U coach is from youngstown state. How long ago was it that WKU won the I-AA?

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:31 AM

should I complete the set?

http://cgi.ebay.com/Ashley-Judd-UK-...1QQcmdZViewItem

douglas on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:33 AM

uh, yeah

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:34 AM

go for it Joe.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:36 AM

Terry Bradshaw is the greatest football player of all time. He is the reason why I wore #12 growing up playing Pee-wee and then Pop Warner football.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:38 AM

Pitt was 2 years ago...for some reason I couldn't recall WVU...must have blocked it out.

Douglas I know you are UK fan, I am not accusing you of jumping on the SEC bandwagon. I was just saying that Joe called us out because well we aren't stupid.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:38 AM

I tell you what Brock - you can have Rich Brooks if you want in a few years.

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:40 AM

I was just doing a stupid follow up to Adrian's BCS list with UK on it.

adrian on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:40 AM

I never saw Terry Bradshaw play so I can't comment on that. It is hard to believe that he was better than Peyton Manning or Tom Brady at the QB spot.

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:41 AM

Brady couldn't even start over Drew Henson or Drew Bledsoe

douglas on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:41 AM

wes, i was actually referring to joe's original comment about me and you, implying that joe was throwing me on the bandwagon

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:44 AM

WTF is up with my quarterbacks in fantasy football. Once again, I have another negative QB. Philip Rivers brought a whopping -1. My man Vince is on the bench with 21 leading his team to a victory over the Giants. Suck it Eli.

Jay on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:47 AM

I can't believe you guys are still arguing over this whole sec/big east thing. WTF? Can't we all just get along?

Jay on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:48 AM

So I was fucking this bitch, right? And she was all like "The ACC is the best conference. I want to suck all their dicks" And I was like "Whatever bitch" so I pulled out and shot it in her eye.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:48 AM

I have heard that Shula is out at Alabama.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:49 AM

No Jay we can't get along. Grow a pair and debate or sit on the bench and fetch our water.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:49 AM

"So I was fucking this bitch, right? And she was all like "The ACC is the best conference. I want to suck all their dicks" And I was like "Whatever bitch" so I pulled out and shot it in her eye." - Xota

Classic.

douglas on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 11:52 AM

a jelly doughnut would've topped off the experience

Jay on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 12:00 PM

Her nose was already bleeding from all the coke she just snorted.

douglas on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 12:01 PM

oh, well that's an acceptable excuse then, and i guess taking it from adrian is punishment enough

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 12:03 PM

oeJay - when do you start your new job?

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 12:03 PM

I guess it would really be Oejay

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 12:08 PM

December 11th. I've got 2 weeks to fuck around before I have to cut back on the sci. Sad day.

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 12:09 PM

I heard the shula talk also. Amonti at NC state is out. maybe he will go back to FSU.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 12:23 PM

I am sure Petrino is on the wish list for some of these schools...the only question is do you go.

If he finishes 11-1 in the Big East and still doesn't make a BCS Bowl game do you think he would jump ship? Seriously if he is at Bama goes 11-1 chances are he is in a BCS game and quite possibly the national title game.

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 12:25 PM

I don't see him leaving.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 12:29 PM

Shula article. I guess when you don't beat Auburn (and win 53% of your games) this happens if you coach the Tide.

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentuck...ky/16106136.htm

Joe - I don't see him leaving either, but one would almost have to think he would consider it.

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 12:30 PM

if they pay you SEC money to coach in the Big East where would you rather be?

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 12:33 PM

Yeah that is the thing. If I am making SEC coaching money in a conference where I only really have to compete with 2 or 3 teams instead of 11....I'd take that to.

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 12:34 PM

job security

Jay on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 1:17 PM

Way to kill conversation, Joe.

Jay on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 1:26 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/27/ny...g.ap/index.html

I think officers should be able to use force. However, I think we can all agree unloading two full clips of ammo into three unarmed men, is probably overreacting, in any cirmcumstance.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 1:48 PM

Here is an interesting article about package deals in college basketball.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaab/news;...i&type=lgns

Phil on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 1:56 PM

brad edwards chat:

If the Rose is Michigan/ND, then does the Sugar take Louisville even if Rutgers beats WVU?

Brad Edwards: In this scenario, Michigan and Notre Dame would be taking two of the four at-large spots, and Boise State is guaranteed one, as well. The Sugar could utilize the final at-large spot by taking Louisville if Rutgers is the Big East champ. I could certainly see that happening. But I can also see the possibility that the Sugar, because of its longstanding relationship with the SEC, would take Rutgers and allow the SEC to get a second BCS team in the Orange Bowl. I don't think the Sugar would have much of a preference between Louisville and Rutgers.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 1:57 PM

Yeah the way I see it is LSU or Louisville gets left out if Florida wins the SEC and Rutgers beats WVU

Wrecking Crew on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 2:00 PM

Aside from the excessive force thing, do you really want cops protecting you who can't kill three men with 50 shots?

Phil on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 2:05 PM

Guy all drugged out on demerol and grape soda hasn't slept for 5 days while waiting for the Wii
http://axiomsun.com/home/video/by_f...ntendo_wii.html

adrian on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 2:07 PM

"Hi I'm Jay, this is how I talk"

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 2:14 PM

This is pretty entertaining. Freestyling your McDonald's order.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLn45-7Pn2Y

adrian on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 2:18 PM

So are you inline for the PS3?

"Hell No"

Jay on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 2:35 PM

UURRR I'M JAY, I REALLY TALK THIS WAY UURRR!

Are you okay to drive?
Yeah, but you won't be when I break your legs.

douglas on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 2:53 PM

pretty good article on the coach killer:
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/...SO1&ATT=HMA

Jerome on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 2:59 PM

Tonight on CBS (from Yahoo TV Listings)

How I Met Your Mother
CBS 32 Nov 27 08:00pm
Series/Comedy, 30 Mins.

"Single Stamina"
Barney's gay brother arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 3:00 PM

His gay brother is wayne brady

Jerome on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 3:02 PM

I feel bad for the way Wayne Brady gets type-cast.

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 3:05 PM

is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

Jerome on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 3:07 PM

Wayne Brady was chokin' something ... look:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL3lAWIqCR0

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 3:22 PM

idea I was kicking around for new years:

use a PS2 or X-box and get the Karaoke Revolution games and have karaoke in the tent when Big Jay and Marcus Brody aren't playing. Thoughts?

Jay on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 3:34 PM

That could work. There could probably be some way to hook it up to the equipment. However, we would need to figure out how beforehand. Phil, have you gotten that information for us yet?

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 3:41 PM

interesting

Jerome on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 3:48 PM

While we wait for Phil, how about some reverse racism?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2677581

douglas on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 3:49 PM

so this dumb bitch yoko ono is talking about how the anniversary of her husband's death should be a day for healing and forgiveness thru out the world, and then when asked about her husband's killer, she said 'no i can't forgive him yet'
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15910431/

douglas on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 3:52 PM

seriously, how many strikes does michael irvin get before he gets fired? he's been caught w/ cocaine, arrested, and now this, get all squeaky clean harold reynolds did was grab a girl's ass and make a joke and he gets canned on the spot.

Jerome on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 3:52 PM

I can't forgive her face. I hate Asians.

Marc on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 4:04 PM

Since we never heard from Brent today, I am guessing he didn't get my email with the nattysci maximumasp link, OR he day of substitute teaching was hectic and overwhelming.

Phil on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 4:15 PM

ah, tent info:
Rented from Rent-n-Rave. 500sq ft. Didn't mention the price.

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 4:19 PM

http://www.rentnrave.com/index.php?catid=1

joe on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 4:25 PM

Its looking at $400-$500 estimate for 20x30 with heater

Phil on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 4:53 PM

that's what Wade said.

Suggestions:
Enough white christmas tree lights to light the entire top border of the tent. Also, garland should be purchased to wrap any of the metals poles with optional christmas tree lights. What would be big pimping is if we could hang christmas tree lights from the ceiling ala slugger field and burket's wedding or maybe drape them from the walls to the middle pole.

More smaller tables are needed for placing drinks (besides the douglas + bmac chess invitational table). Seating to a minimum to encourage people to mingle and move about. Kitchen Couch and other seating will be in place (of course) but having places for people to sit plates of food or their drinks down would be a nice touch.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 4:56 PM

I hate you all.

Brock on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 4:57 PM

I second the hatred.

Jay on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 4:57 PM

You have to work new years eve, chris? Well, we can all drink more, and then you can see us when we come in to get our stomachs pumped.

Jay on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 4:58 PM

Brock, it's not our fault you have a retarded friend.

Phil on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 5:01 PM

as to Irving, someone posted this on Deadspin over the weekend:
"Man, that Chris Leak is a smart quarterback. There must be some honky in his background. I bet his great-great-great Grandma ran over in suburbia and something went down or maybe she pulled one of them chess champions up outta the library."

Wrecking Crew on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 5:02 PM

Don't worry we won't pump your stomach for alcohol ingestion. We'll just let you sit there in your own vomit and urine until you sober up. That is unless you stop breathing on us...Of course I'll be on trauma, so I won't see you unless you get into a fight or a drunken accident on the road.

Brock on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 5:06 PM

Somehow, some way, I'll make an appearance.

douglas on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 5:38 PM

a fight or a drunken accident.........okay, we can do that

Phil on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 6:21 PM

well today's big rumor is that now that Oregon State's AD is retiring that Rich Brooks will replace him:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news...tory?id=2676080

Wrecking Crew on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 9:56 PM

Does anyone know if Hooters still does the all you can eat wings on Wed? If so (even if they don't), anyone up for wings Wed after I finish Step 3 of my boards?

Cuban on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:00 PM

Yes, It is all you can eat on WED.

Jay on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:05 PM

Two things about heroes-
The mind control chick looks a lot better with long hair
They threw in a sweet back to the future reference.

Bigworm on Monday, November 27, 2006 at 10:37 PM

Mind control chick is hotter with longer hair. What was the back to the future reference...I am afraid I missed it.

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 7:58 AM

I consulted with my people and it seems as if everyone thinks west virginia will beat Rutgers:

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2627844

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 8:50 AM

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

in 20 and a half years we are bro'ing it up uncle nephew style...high five.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 8:53 AM

Whats up bitches, giving a shout out from the EHS!

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 8:58 AM

Phil, don't scare me with Brooks going to Oregon State. It was Oregon. He can fuck up the Ducks all he wants just don't mess with my Beavers.

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:00 AM

Brent, what are you teaching today?

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:01 AM

Teaching is such a loose term, but Im at Eastern High School...you can't even begin to imagine my glee when I looked down and saw they were all physics classes.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:02 AM

I could be persuaded for some all you can eat wings on Wednesday. Burkett, its a 3 part exam? What are the three parts? I always thought it was a written and physical.

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:02 AM

moderate a better word?

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:03 AM

Underpaid Babysitter

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:03 AM

make sure the place doesn't burn down?

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:04 AM

They know better than to give me a chemistry class...Today's topic how to make crystal meth.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:05 AM

So are you definitely taking the VA job?

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:06 AM

I accepted the offer. I am supposed to take the physical test for the firefighter job on the 5th. I don't know if my leg will be ready by then.

douglas on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:07 AM

watching espn this morning, and they named petrino as one of the top "realistic" choices to replace shula at alabama, i just thought it was funny

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:08 AM

Are you still thinking about taking the fireman job then? Or are you wanting to have both jobs available to you?

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:11 AM

So yesterday when I was subbing at Fern Creek, this girl said that I looked exactly like her dad...I punched her in the face.

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:14 AM

Is it ethical to coach at both auburn and alabama? Besides the QB at Trinity he has a sophmore at Trinity and a freshman at Sacred Heart. I don't see him leaving for the money he makes at UL for Alabama.

I'm still considering giving the fireman thing a shot

douglas on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:15 AM

i'm not expecting him to leave either, i just found it humorous b/c they listed nick saban and spurrier as the ideal candidates, but then they had a list of 'realistic' candidates that he was on, and i just found it funny he was on the realistic list.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:15 AM

I think Petrino's next move is to the NFL.

Phil on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:17 AM

Alabama has a list of coaches. They have a list of ideals (Spurrier and Nick Saban) and a list of realistic coaches. Petrino is on the list of coaches that they think they realistically could get. I has nothing to do with Petrino's interest in going to Alabama.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:21 AM

Haha, I love outsmarting the webguard technology of JCPS...nattysci.com blocked due to pornography. I wonder if those thumbnail images would show up.

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 10:05 AM

I know the thumbnails arent blocked here for websites that are blocked

Jay on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 10:29 AM

The back to the future reference (That I caught, anyway. I'm pretty sure it was deliberate) Hiro travels to the past, and tries to call his friend. However, past Hiro answers the phone. Future Hiro hangs up and says "Great Scott". That is what I was talking about. I can't see that being an accident. And once again, How I met your mother proves that relationships are gay.

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 10:31 AM

You're against homosexuality? No I'm against marriage.

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 10:31 AM

You think that the episode was written pre or post NPH coming out?

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 10:32 AM

Jay - damnit that is right now I remember the B2TF reference. Thanks for jogging my memory or reminding me what happened.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 10:33 AM

What is NPH?

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 10:33 AM

Neil Patrick Harris AKA Barney or Doogie

Jay on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 10:36 AM

Considering they are filmed months in advance, I'd say it was before he came out. Although there was probably some coordination there. And wes, no problem.

Jay on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 10:40 AM

Here is a list of the top 100 tv quotes. Suit up is on there

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...s.ap/index.html

Phil on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 10:50 AM

The obvious joke at the end of how I met your mother would be barney using the baby to pick up a chick at the end and pulling a "have you met (baby name)"

then you go with the eyes on the prize shot that they closed with.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 10:55 AM

How much does Petrino make at UofL?

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:00 AM

Just curious, because I am hearing a very short list similar to Douglas's for The Tide and I am hearing $3M per year is being thrown around.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:03 AM

Well, Ive been keeeping my ear close to the grindstone and my inside sources (google.com) are telling me $1M/year and a $1M bonus if he stays until 2007.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:04 AM

I thought Jurich gave him a new deal recently, is that not correct?

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:04 AM

He has a 10 year deal at UL

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:05 AM

I think it is like 2-3 million a year

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:06 AM

10 year 25.5M deal.

http://www.courier-journal.com/blog...t-reaction.html

With that kind of contract I think I would stay at UofL. $2.5M per year and you know he gets a cut off the sports apparel contract. Pretty sweet for coaching at UofL.

I guess the real question is how long till Pitino leaves, because that man doesn't like to be second fiddle to anyone.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:06 AM

You're right

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...ract/index.html

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:09 AM

People aren't really caring too much about Pitino these days.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:10 AM

I accidentally sent the page without entering my user and password...pretty funny Phil...I chuckled.

Phil on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:10 AM

You guys are confusing Alabama making a list of people they'd like to coach their team with a list of people that are interested in the job. Of course Alabama has Petrino on their list. He's one of the hottest coaches in college football right now. If they didn't have them on their list people would say "why didn't they go after Petrino!"

And for what it's worth, most of the internet rumors are swirling around Rodriguez taking that job.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:12 AM

Wes, who are your sources leaning towards for the Bama jobs?

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:12 AM

what city is a bigger shithole tuscaloosa or morgantown?

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:13 AM

I would say Morgantown at least the Tuscaloosa girls have a southern belle accent and serve sweet tea.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:15 AM

fuck a bunch of coal miners daughter...black lung ass beeyatch.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:18 AM

Phil - I am not confusing the two lists at all, but as you so pointed out there is a difference in who they want and who wants that job.

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:20 AM

could somebody post this "list"

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:20 AM

Yes I have heard The Tide and Rich Rodriguez thingy.

Brock on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:20 AM

Is Brent going for some kind of personal posting record today?

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:21 AM

I think Ron Cooper should get the Bama job

Brock on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:21 AM

Besides, I don't know what you are all talking about.... Petrino is coming up to Cincy and pull a little traitor-style Pitino on the Cards.

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:23 AM

22 posts will get Brent on the top posters list.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:25 AM

Sweet, although its kind of hard posting b/c the computers are in the back of the class, so literally Im in the worst spot to observe a classroom with my back to them facing the wall.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:27 AM

This kid next to me just said, "Number 31 is uber hard." Then turned to me and said, "Does that make me a nerd b/c I said uber." I replied "Im on a website chatting with friends on a website centered around Natural Sciences...I think you're asking the wrong guy."

Phil on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:30 AM

Names being mentioned:
Nick Saban
Houston Nutt
Frank Beamer
Rich Rodriguez
Bobby Petrino
Jim Grobe
Paul Johnson
Steve Kragthorpe

This was hand delivered by "The Sparrow" to me. Most bama fans seem to want Paul Johnson.

Phil on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:31 AM

oh. and obviously Hines (the interim coach) will be interviewed too

Brock on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:34 AM

I'm kind of rooting for Brent to hit the most posted days list. If you notice, all of those landmarks were set during the Spring and Summer... no Fall or Winter records. What the hell does that mean? We actually work when its cold outside?

Phil on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:34 AM

Oh, and by "The Sparrow" I meant "The Huntsville Times"
http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/r...s/?coaches.html

Sorry, I meant to include a link.

Brock on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:35 AM

What happened to the most successful offensive coordinator of all time....
Joker Phillips

Why aren't teams jumping all over the mastermind behind the Big Blue's monumental rise?

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:41 AM

Well, I rarely get the opportunity to be in front of a computer all day long. The most excitement I get is making kids pull their pants up. Sagging just kills me, I dont know why, but it eats me at the bone when I see it...I made one kid pull his pants up and then when I saw him stand up again, they were back down, he said, they just fell down, so I told him to pull them way up, I mean like Erkle-up...then I heard his friends say, "Your new name is Erkel."

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:42 AM

Phil - isn't the interim coach of Bama Joe Kines?

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:42 AM

Phil, Jerome, the scouting report is stocked right now....shit fire alarm!!!

Phil on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:43 AM

scouting report is stocked right now? Speak English!

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:43 AM

Joker isn't going anywhere Schweitzer, aside from poking at my cats he only has 2 years of OC experience.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:44 AM

Joe Kines is being looked at for the new open position at Texas for defensive coordinator since Gene Chizik left for Iowa State.

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 12:00 PM

yesterday was jaleel white (urkel)'s birthday wasn't it.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 12:04 PM

5th period is by far the most promising scouting report.

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 12:06 PM

That's what I like about high school girls, I keep getting older they stay the same age

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 12:09 PM

Alright, that comment forces me to stay within 5 feet of the computer or else I have to sign out.

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 12:11 PM

that comment had to be made at some point throughout the day. it was inevitable.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 12:13 PM

Alright Ive been infiltrated, they are talking.

Jay on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 12:36 PM

What do you mean infiltrated? Are they reading the site? That is a horrible idea. Unless they're hot. Hi, ladies!

Marc on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 1:13 PM

Hey Brent if you get this before you leave school you can say "hi" or see my mom. She teaches at Eastern High School. She's on the second floor towards the end of the long hallway, but not in the sides the make up the E.

douglas on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 1:15 PM

i guess brent signed off, too bad, i was looking forward to givin' the ladies at the EHS a holla.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 1:32 PM

Alright, my last period is a planning period...in a few minutes Im going to see if I can leave early.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 1:34 PM

Apparently, Ms. Oldham is banging high school students for grades...I think I smell smokinggun.com.

Phil on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 1:41 PM

Bob Davie did one of his excellent Football 101 articles on the WVU spread offense: http://insider.espn.go.com/ncf/insi...&id=2457483

Bob Davie's articles are one of the main reasons I bought the ESPN insider membership, but it looks like this one is free....

Jerome on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 1:44 PM

Damn, damn, damn! I can't believe I missed fifth period!! Stupid 8th wedding anniversary. I deserve to be kicked in the balls.

douglas on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 1:52 PM

great article about groupies:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...age=hill/061127

The best way to treat a groupie is like the drunk uncle in your family. Allow her to entertain you and then deny knowing her.

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 2:40 PM

so what is the over under on how many phone numbers Brent got today?

douglas on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 2:47 PM

Including Ms. Oldham or not?

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 2:51 PM

ooooo burn

douglas on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 2:54 PM

like a match

Phil on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 2:58 PM

well, Allofmp3 is closed:
http://digg.com/tech_news/Allofmp3_to_be_closed

Phil on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 3:12 PM

Petrino: "I'm not a candidate for any job openings"
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...036/1002/SPORTS

There are a lot of bama fans that would have been pissed anyways because they feel that Petrino is only successful because he's in the Big Least.

Church on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 3:32 PM

I wonder if anyone will try to hire Jimmy Johnson or Steve Mariucci

Jay on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 3:32 PM

I wish I still had connections at eastern. Everyone I knew that went there has already left, though. Some of there are probably back there teaching, however.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 3:48 PM

Honest Bob is sticking around. Let's be honest, $2.5M to coach at UofL is a a sweet gig. Why pull a Pitino and fuck it up?

Brock on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 3:57 PM

Of course all the UC blogs are going nuts about the football program just being a stepping stone for everyone, but then people started bringing up big time programs losing coaches to the NFL (i.e. Saban from Michigan St to LSU to Dolphins). Then someone stated the best quote I've heard in a while:

"Ohio State is a better job than the [Cleveland] Browns because they aren't limited by a salary cap."

Brock on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 4:01 PM

Congrats to Brent for cracking the most posts in one day list.

You successfully demoted Adrian, and have completed a necessary requirement for Sci status.

joe on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 4:08 PM

Touché Brent

Phil on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 4:25 PM

Question about "How I Met Your Mother":
on last night's episode there was a "flash forward" of like a year I guess. Ted and Robin were still together BUT when Lilly and Marshall leaving together Ted said "I think I'm going to stay" and Robin said "I think I'll stay too." But then they danced together.

Very bizarre...

Phil on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 4:25 PM

oh, I guess I promised a question...

so I'll go with "what's up with that?"

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 4:42 PM

I am guessing they were still together, because from my standpoint I thought it was like the couples were leaving. I am guessing in less than a year Lilly and Marshal are getting married or is Marsall just calling Lilly wifey now?

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 4:54 PM

The fuckers at EHS wouldnt let me leave early. So basically I had to stay and fart around my planning period for an hour. I will say though that today was the easiest day of my substituting career. Physics rocks.

Jay on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 4:55 PM

I'm thinking the writers wanted to leave it open. Theoretically, they could still be together in a year, but it could also be that they had broken up, but attended the wedding as friends. The writers wanted to have some wiggle room for the characters.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 5:07 PM

I fucking hate tests. Especially tests that last 8 hours...and that's only the first day of it.

How I met your mother was kinda gay. Fucking couples screwing everything up. Jay, I agree with you, single, but still hanging out leaving things open.

So who's going to go eat wings with me tomorrow and partake in a few alcoholic bevrages? I'll probably finish at about the same time, and it would be nice to start earlier rather than later. Any good games on tomorrow night that we need to get to Hooter's early?

Jay on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 5:18 PM

I don't think I'll be able to make hooters tommorow. Eat some for me.

Phil on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 5:20 PM

I think I perhaps could eat 7 to 8 hooters wings before my stomach tried to kill me.

Phil on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 5:29 PM

Only game that I plan on watching tomorrow is Ohio State vs UNC @ 9pm.

Phil on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 5:59 PM

Cool Guinness commercial. Apparently it's a year old, but I don't remember ever seeing it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoLwfkRvLfk

Cuban on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 6:18 PM

Which HOOTERS?

I'm cool to meet at 6:00

Marc on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 6:22 PM

The commercial might have been pulled because of your so-called theory of this phony evolution nonsense. If man evolved from chimps, then its not so bizarre for Obozo, our Ugandan website reader to be so determined in his search for chimp-on-woman (involuntary) hardcore action.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 6:49 PM

I can be down for some wings tomorrow.

Brock on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 9:55 PM

Marc, that was a fantastically witty post.... not forced, but well done. BRAVO!

Brent, keep posting, you are still within your 24-hour window of moving up the ranks.

It won't compare to a good ole Brock-Wes March Madness Debate, but its better than a Philco post a billion obscure websites day.

Also, since no one mentioned the 1st Annual Turkey Bowl yet, I'll give super kudos to Phil for 2 INT TD returns... both at the hands of Brent playing 3rd string QB, but sweet none-the-less.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 10:11 PM

I am down for some wings tomorrow. What time do you guys want to get there?

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 10:14 PM

You're right, I am, right now I am deciding to take out an extra $8000 to travel on after I graduate.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 10:20 PM

What's another $8K when you're looking at a $100K in debt.

Brent on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 10:23 PM

Just watched the Guiness video...nice.

Phil on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:18 PM

hey joe, you see Friday Night Lights tonight?

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:23 PM

I'm not Joe - but I watched it.

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 7:45 AM

I watched it

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 8:25 AM

So on my TARC bus in the mornings there is this retarded kid who goes to school at Brown. Most mornings he has on headphones and rocks out air pianoing, air drumming or air power stance vocalling. Today he was reading a Victoria Secret catalog. You think he actually reads it and memorizes it like Rube, the catcher in Major League II?

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 8:53 AM

Friday Night Lights:

"your man enough to steal a cripples girl but not man enough to fight one!"
the coach's father daughter talk was priceless
Two guys in wheelchairs giving high fives by ramming the front of their wheelchairs into each other should not have been as funny as it was

Jay on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:20 AM

Wow. The website is dead today. Everyone needs to wake up.

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:21 AM

I just had someone say me leaving is like andy richter leaving conan or two guys and a girl losing the pizza place.

Jay on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:22 AM

Brent got dangerously close to taking over my spot in the most posts in one day category.

Jay on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:22 AM

Is this guy in love with you or something?

Jay on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:23 AM

Speaking of leaving, thursday is Amber's last day here. They have broken up the whole crew. I guess it's time for me to find a new job.

douglas on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:24 AM

is amber the lesbian i hit on?

Jay on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:25 AM

No, that's Kellee. Amber's married though, so she's just as gay.

Jay on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:26 AM

This guy seems a little weird, but I am a huge fan of his work

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/28/co...h.ap/index.html

RIP

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:31 AM

My legacy here is great. A woman that works on a completely different floor just asked who is going to eat all the leftover food from the work events.

Jay on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:36 AM

Happy birthday to Anna Farris, 30

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:37 AM

If wes can top 90 or brock and me top 55 that would be impressinve. I might try for 55 before I leave the bank since I will have to take a break from posting with the new job, have a last hurrah.

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:37 AM

anna farris is the scary movie chick?

douglas on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:37 AM

yes, she was also in 'just friends' with ryan reynolds, which wasn't a bad movie, but she was the funniest character

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:41 AM

Was she in "waiting" with him too?

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:42 AM

In 1961, Enos the chimp was launched from Cape Canaveral, Fla., aboard the Mercury-Atlas 5 spacecraft, which orbited earth twice before returning.

Composer-musician King of the Hill star Chuck Mangione is 66. Movie director Joel Coen of the Coen Brothers is 52. Actor-comedian-game show host Bobby's World star Howie Mandel is 51. Musician Wallis Buchanan (Jamiroquai) is 41 ( I thought he was dead). Pop singer Jonathan Knight (New Kids on the Block) is 38. Actress Gena Lee Nolin is 35. Rapper The Game is 27.

douglas on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:45 AM

yes, she was in waiting too, that was a pretty good flick

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:54 AM

Does anybody have "waiting" or "just friends" I might have to borrow those?

douglas on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:55 AM

scroggin is borrowing my sister's copy of waiting right now. which reminds me, ashley is getting that party bus / van / limo or whatever it is to scroggin's house at like 10pm Fri. night for his birthday if you're going to come

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:56 AM

What time are people going to Hooters tonight?

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 10:03 AM

I'm thinking the 6-7 range. Chris is supposed to let me know something when he gets done with his test.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 10:09 AM

I am assuming the one on Dupont Circle

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 10:10 AM

that works for me

Jay on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 10:26 AM

Just friends is a painful movie for me to watch. I flinch in just about every scene.

adrian on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 10:28 AM

I cannot believe Greg Oden is not playing tonight. This is probably one of the biggest games all year and he will not play. It is just a fucking repaired wrist...come on!

douglas on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 10:28 AM

it can be painful if you've been in the 'friend' zone for an extended period of time

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 10:29 AM

Surprisingly I survived my birthday cake and all the Thanksgiving shit and I didn't gain any weight.

I was 221.8 pounds this morning, so in order to celebrate that I am going to go eat about 100 wings and drink beer! Fantastic.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 10:33 AM

Divisoin 1A football coaches salaries.

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/grap...racts/flash.htm

Jay on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 10:36 AM

If by extedend period of time you meant my entire life, then yes, it is quite painful.

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 10:49 AM

Iowa's coach makes way too much money

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 10:51 AM

Yeah, you think that too.

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 11:16 AM

I am so fucking hungry I could eat 86 hooters wings

douglas on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 11:19 AM

not 87? come on joe, man up

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 11:21 AM

85 is my record

Marc on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 11:28 AM

I think i can get the feel for how they taste by like 12. but if you get beyond a certain number, than I guess it is just encouraging to travel further. Competitive eating is a sport now. and some want it to be an Olympic Event.

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 11:34 AM

I see the potential

Brock on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 11:39 AM

221.8 huh, Wes? What, do you have the workout facility for Ivan Drago in your basement or something? When I step on my scale, the margin for error is plus/minus 5-6 pounds depending on what angle you look at the little arrow from.

Marc on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Look what I just added to my Netflix queue
http://dvd.ign.com/articles/747/747706p1.html

Brock on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 11:55 AM

I'm going to have to recommend the Blockbuster online over the NetFlix.

Why? I'm glad you asked.

If you do the 3 movies at a time deal, its only $17.99 a month. Nice deal... but on top of that, you get 1 free in store rental each week (4 free movies a month). That was cool... but they just made the deal incredible.... those movies you get in the mail... you can take those to the store and turn them in for a free rental, and they'll mail the movie back and send you the next one. I thought it couldn't get any better (and there is no way I can watch that many movies), but when you return them to the store, the online account AUTOMATICALLY records the movie as returned and immediately ships your next online selection. That means you get a free movie in the store when you return it, but you also get your online selection the next day or so.... I'm blown away. How are they making any money??

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 12:32 PM

joanna just said we are leaning towards 5:30 and that Chris will be done around 4. Is that cool with everybody or should we push it back some?

Jay on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 12:44 PM

We just had a good bye dinner for amber. My friends keep leaving me. I seriously need to start looking for a job in the 'Ville, so I could actually go to hooters with you all some time.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 12:45 PM

I have a digital scale. I am also not taking into account slight changes in the earths gravitational pull as we all know weight = mass x gravity. So this morning I weighed 221.8 pounds, however, I am keeping it constant because I don't have a way to accurately measure the gravitational pull to calculate my mass that day. You can't do the back calculation and solve for gravity because at that point you don't know how much weight you lost vs. fluctuations in gravitational pull..unless you have a standardzied weight set, which I am simply not going to buy.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 12:46 PM

6 is better for me...but if you get there at 5:30 just save me a seat.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 12:48 PM

So in other words Brock - I don't need a "workout facility for Ivan Drago" in my basement because when you use a digital scale you eliminate margin of error associated with viewing angle.

Jay on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 12:53 PM

However, the .8 is the digit of uncertainty. Your weight could be anywhere from 221.75-221.84 lbs.

Jay on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 12:53 PM

I don't even know what point I was trying to make there.

adrian on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 1:04 PM

DURP!

Brent on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 1:29 PM

Who's hotter Penelope Cruz or Selma Hayek? If they had a girl on girl scene in that movie, I wouldnt last 5 seconds.

Brent on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 1:31 PM

Im going with PC.

Brent on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 1:32 PM

...just because I hate Mac.

adrian on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 1:38 PM

You ever see Penelope Cruz in Sahara? She has never looked more hotter then when she was getting choked. Damn she is fine!

Phil on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 1:46 PM

Banditas is rated PG-13 for "Language and being a cock-tease"

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 2:07 PM

Yes Jay, you are correct.

douglas on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 2:17 PM

my ass Cruz is hotter than Hayek, that's total bullshit. Hayek has like the best rack in the world. Cruz is not anything more than so so, she looks good in movies b/c of makeup artists, the same people that make cameron diaz look pretty. now for visual evidence:
cruz:
http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix...z_penelope2.jpg
hayek:
http://www.leninimports.com/salma_h..._gallery_15.jpg
not even close

Phil on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 2:17 PM

With Notre Dame finally able to claim their "we get a big bowl game if we don't suck" bid the internet is in full force making fun of them.

Two things that I thought was interesting:
It's been 4714 days since Notre Dame won a bowl game
Brady Quinn is 29-18 as a starter but when you take out Stanford, BYU and the service academies that record changes to 17-18.

But more importantly someone made a flow chart on how to be a ND fan:
http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogge.../786195/nd1.gif

Phil on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 2:18 PM

Douglas, when I looked at your two pictures I thought "wow, Cruz is a lot hotter than Hayek"

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 2:20 PM

Flow Chart is forbidden to me.

Phil on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 2:22 PM

huh, so it is. try copying and pasting the url in the address bar. They may block direct linking

Phil on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 2:27 PM

word on the street that this is how the bowl break downs will go:

8 BCS scenarios based on USC/UCLA, SEC, WVU/RU outcomes
Summary: IF Louisville beats Connecticut, then there's a 71% chance Louisville definitely gets a BCS bid, a 7% chance Louisville definitely does NOT get a BCS bid, and a 22% chance Louisville gets a BCS if the Rose Bowl picks Notre Dame to play Michigan AND the Sugar Bowl chooses to screw its SEC partner out of a second bid.

1) USC, Florida, WVU win (32% likely)
MNC - OSU vs. USC
Rose - Mich. vs. LSU or ND
Sugar - Florida vs. ND if available, otherwise Louisville
Orange - ACC vs. Louisville if available, otherwise LSU
Fiesta - B12 vs. Boise St.

2) USC, Arkansas, WVU win (22% likely)
MNC - OSU vs. USC
Rose - Mich. vs. LSU or ND
Sugar - Arkansas vs. ND if available, otherwise Louisville
Orange - ACC vs. Louisville if available, otherwise Florida
Fiesta - B12 vs. Boise St.

3) USC, Florida, RU win (13% likely)
MNC - OSU vs. USC
Rose - Mich. vs. LSU or ND
Sugar - Florida vs. ND if available, otherwise RU or Louisville
Orange - ACC vs. RU if available, otherwise LSU
Fiesta - B12 vs. Boise St.

4) USC, Arkansas, RU win (9% likely)
MNC - OSU vs. USC
Rose - Mich. vs. LSU or ND
Sugar - Arkansas vs. ND if available, otherwise RU or Louisville
Orange - ACC vs. RU if available, otherwise Florida
Fiesta - B12 vs. Boise St.

5) UCLA, Florida, WVU win (10% likely)
MNC - OSU vs. Mich. (likely) or Florida (unlikely)
Rose - USC vs. Mich. if available, othewise LSU
Sugar - Florida vs. ND
Orange - ACC vs. Louisville
Fiesta - B12 vs. Boise St.

6) UCLA, Arkansas, WVU win (7% likely)
MNC - OSU vs. Mich.
Rose - USC vs. LSU
Sugar - Arkansas vs. ND
Orange - ACC vs. Louisville
Fiesta - B12 vs. Boise St.

7) UCLA, Florida, RU win (4% likely)
MNC - OSU vs. Mich. (likely) or Florida (unlikely)
Rose - USC vs. Mich. if available, otherwise LSU
Sugar - Florida vs. ND
Orange - ACC vs. RU
Fiesta - B12 vs. Boise St.

8) UCLA, Arkansas, RU win (3% likely)
MNC - OSU vs. Mich.
Rose - USC vs. LSU
Sugar - Arkansas vs. ND
Orange - ACC vs. RU
Fiesta - B12 vs. Boise St.

douglas on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 2:36 PM

phil, you're gay, there's no way cruz is hotter, hayek has one of the best bodies ever. okay, here's a better picture of cruz:
http://www.wwtdd.com/images/cruz9.shtml
a vision of beauty indeed, especially the roles on the sides and stomach, a nice touch

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 2:37 PM

I vote hayek

Phil on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 2:39 PM

i'm sure i can find a picture of hayek with rolls too.

i really don't care one way or the other, neither one of them overly excites me. I just thought it was interesting that you posted two pictures to "prove" your point and I came away with exactly the opposite conclusion.

douglas on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 2:44 PM

if you thought cruz looked hotter than hayek in those pictures then you hate your penis

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 2:46 PM

Completely not related, I asked my buddy at work who graduated from the Seneca High School if he knew Chris Mudd and his response was "I pissed on his car"

Jay on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 2:55 PM

That pretty much sums it up. I think I might lean towards Cruz in Sahara, but other than that, it is pretty much all Hayek. She does have some great tittays.

Jay on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 2:58 PM

When does Louisville play this weekend?

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 2:59 PM

football at noon, sametime as the UK-UNC game. Basketball is in the evening

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:04 PM

I vote for Catherine Zeta Jones, especially, in the movie Entrapment.

I can see her crawling under the laser beam now.

adrian on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:06 PM

I wouldn't mind seeing an LSU - Mich matchup. I would really like to see the Pigs and the Trojans go at it but I dont think UC will lose to UCLA.

adrian on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:06 PM

USC*

adrian on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:11 PM

I would rather fuck a spaniard then a dirty mexican.

Phil on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:13 PM

speaking of football, are enough people manly enough to play on a sunny 45 degree day or should I assume everyone is pussying out?

adrian on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:15 PM

Phil, if I am not there by noon, just wait longer.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:20 PM

On KSR there is a blog about what David Hobbs (associate head coach at UK) says to recruits. Here is my fave.

RECRUIT DOSSIER: 6’5, guard, Phoenix, Arizona
INTERESTS INCLUDE: Chronicles of Narnia, Magic: The Gathering, World of Warcraft
EXCERPT: Yahoo IM conversation, June 2002
CoachHobbit: What’s up?
Recruit< Surfin’, u?
CoachHobbit: Me 2. Thought any more about UK?
Recruit: Yeah, a little.
CoachHobbit: Well, I’ll tell you. This team right now, it’s like we’ve got a level 5 Wizard, a level 4 Mage, two level 3 thieves and a ring of inpenetrability. We could really use a dwarf with unlimited potions. Like you.
Recruit: really?
CoachHobbit: o yea, we’re all getting together at CompUSA laterz to check out the new MYST. You should come.
Recruit: ok kool
CoachHobbit: Also, while you’re there you can commit to UK. I’ll bring the paperwork. TTYL! ;) ~

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:31 PM

Whoohoo, officially done with tests that could prevent me from becoming a practicing physician. Now all I've got left are yearly intraining exams, an orthopedic written board exam in 5 years, an oral board in 7, and recert's every 10 years after I pass my ortho boards. What the fuck am I doing this for?

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:31 PM

Selma Hayek...I mean my wife.

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:34 PM

What time is hooters chris?

douglas on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:34 PM

congratulations chris, you'd think with all this school and training though one would think you'd have better advice for us besides 'rub dirt on it' and 'walk it off'

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:34 PM

don''t forget tape it up

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:35 PM

HOOTER'S...

Sounds like sometime after 6 is better for whoever is going to show. If anyone wants to start earlier (booze or wings let me know). And of course we will be at Dupont.

Reserving seats for me, joanna, joe, cuban, wes, phil, brent, marc?

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:36 PM

I still think the best one is "All bleeding stops...eventually."

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:36 PM

leeches

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:37 PM

Congratulations Chris, sure would suck to fuck it up now.

douglas on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:38 PM

I can partake in festivities at hooters this evening, i get off at 6, i'll stop by

Jay on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:40 PM

Way to go, Chris. I'm going to a wedding saturday afternoon. I'm not going to drive in for football. You guys are more than welcome to come up to frankfort on sunday and play football, though.

adrian on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:42 PM

My Top 5 List...

1. Alessandra Ambrosio
2. Jessica Beil
3. Jessica Alba
4. The Old Spice Chick (when shes hot, its sexy)
5. Adriana Lima

Phil on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:44 PM

brent's ran up $100,000 worth of loans so he can tell me to "tie your shoes tighter" and "you should stretch better"

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 3:46 PM

He told me to stretch better also after I blew out my hammy again on Sunday

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 4:06 PM

Joe - you blew out your hammy again?

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 4:07 PM

Yep football on Sunday. I played a couple hours of basketball on Saturday and it was fine. Sunday playing football got the pop again.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 4:11 PM

Damn, that shit sucks..maybe you should stretch out....because I know we can't give up football.

Sunday football I might be able to do, but Saturday I am busy watching the UK-UNC game.

joe on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 4:11 PM

Funny thing, I stretched and ran a mile before we played. I figured I'd be loose after a mile.

Brock on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 4:20 PM

Why do you even act like you'll commit to playing Wes? You won't go.

adrian on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 4:23 PM

ROAR!

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 4:24 PM

I have no problem in playing football, when I don't have anything else to do. I am however, not going to re-arrange my schedule if I have things to do in order to toss the pigskin around, watch Joe pop his hammy and me pull my groin again.

douglas on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 4:25 PM

wes, don't you have a big day at home depot or something on sunday? and do you ever turn your phone on? the last two weeks i've called to get u up to seneca it's gone straight to voice mail

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 4:26 PM

Douglas - an answer to your voice mail. Home Depot and BB&B were awesome last weekend.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 4:26 PM

hahahahaha - we are on the same page...

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 4:27 PM

Actually I just turned it on this past weekend. I have a new cell phone now and as such will probably cancel the number you guys all have for me so I have been using my new phone (the one work pays for).

douglas on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 4:31 PM

actually this past sunday i thought u were jacking off to the new nintendo wii

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 4:32 PM

Actually I haven't received it yet. It is in-transit.....but once I do get that damn thing here, Gannondorf and Gannon are gonna feel some pain!

douglas on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 4:44 PM

that's right, u were jackin' off thinking about it

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 5:04 PM

What really sucks is I came home yesterday and saw this big ass box near the front door...so I am running through the house to put up my shit from work and sliding on the hardwood floors to try and get to my Wii..turns out it, it was something from SEARS. I almost booted that box right off the porch.

douglas on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 5:29 PM

i love it, a grown ass man getting pissed about a video game system

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 5:34 PM

I can barely contain the excitement and every time I hear the UPS truck drive by I am looking out the window for it.

Jay on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 5:35 PM

So, I was signing my friends wedding card. I signed it "Better you than me". It was either that or "Ha Ha, you suck." I figured the former would be slightly less offensive to his wife.

Phil on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 5:40 PM

Kansas Outlaws Practice of Evolution
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55807

Phil on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 9:39 PM

Red v Blue's "director's cut" for the Dallas Clark madden commercial.
http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/viewEntry.php?id=319

Apparently Dallas Clark is upset a little upset he was "jacked" in the Madden commercial.

Brent on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 11:44 PM

Burkett you'll appreciate this the most...it makes me wrench in pain with each movement.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOTf3Xl6Qs

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 8:28 AM

Whoo hoo. First post of the day.

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 8:46 AM

second

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 8:47 AM

wes don't break your TV

http://videogames.yahoo.com/ongoing...4785&page=0

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 9:15 AM

After watching the UNC - Ohio State game and the UK - Memphis, UCLA and College of Charleston games I can safely say UK might lose by 30 on Saturday against UNC.

adrian on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 9:23 AM

I can't believe you are actually giving UK that much credit.

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 9:31 AM

that is at least 30

adrian on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 9:37 AM

After watching Carolina play last night, after the game the first words out of my mouth were "Kentucky is Fucked"

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 9:42 AM

Does anyone else think it's f'ed up that Ohio State is #1 in both football and basketball?

Brock on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 9:46 AM

Was #1.

Brock on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 9:47 AM

Now, for those of you who haven't heard of this guy (Kimbo Slice), feast your eyes on one bad motha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOpXdexXprQ

Language NSFW, but video is fine.

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 9:50 AM

Oh. I obviously didn't watch the whole game last night. My bad.

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 9:51 AM

Happy Birthday to Billy Idol, 51

adrian on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 9:55 AM

OSU has a good shot of winning championships in Football and Basketball. OSU looked very good last night with a couple of mistakes. I think it will be different when they get their big man in January.

Phil on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:01 AM

My prediction: UK 63, UNC 56

adrian on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:03 AM

Phil, is your prediction for the womens basketball game?

Phil on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:05 AM

I don't think UK is that bad. Wes' freshmen look pretty good when they aren't dropping passes which was probably just nerves and isn't what's his nuts coming back?

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:10 AM

I'm not falling for the Oden hype till I watch him play.

adrian on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:12 AM

True that Joe but the way i look at is they can't be any worse with him on the floor. And since they are damn good without him, they are going to be damn good with him.

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:12 AM

I'll take UNC's freshman over UK's greenies

Brock on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:12 AM

I'd agree with you Phil... if it was at RUPP, but in Chapel Hill, the Wildcats are in trouble.

Phil on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:13 AM

Happy National Methamphetamine Awareness Day, everybody!

So if you didn't know already: Meth makes all the pain go away. There, I did my part to celebrate the holiday.

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:14 AM

So you read courierjournal.com today Phil?

Phil on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:14 AM

I read it everyday. It's how I stay on top of current events and local happenings.

adrian on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:17 AM

The only freshman that I would take off of Carolina would be Brandon Wright. I think jasper will be able to hang with Lawson.

douglas on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:18 AM

as a UK fan, UK is fucked against UNC, as much as it pains me to say that

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:19 AM

Thanks Joe for the Wii insight.

adrian on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:20 AM

After UK gets ass fucked by UNC, there is no telling what Florida is going to do to them.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:26 AM

Kimbo Slice is a bad man, but here is another video where he isn't as dominant. I was hoping Little John would get KO'd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yQF...ted&search=

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:29 AM

I am not really worried about Brandon Wright because he isn't a big bruiser and Perry Stevenson should be able to handle him as long as his ankle is better. Tyler H. on the other hand is the Mace Windu of college basketball...a bad mother fucker.

Thanks Philco for calliing the freshman "Wes's freshman" because that is how I refer to them.

I actually enjoy watching the freshman play more than my upper classman.

douglas on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:31 AM

kimbo's a bad man, but there is a video where some cop actually fucks him up. this cop saw the videos and challenged him to an underground fight and he takes him down, it's fucking brutal to watch, they beat the living hell out of each other.

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:37 AM

Wes, you can have the basketball players. I'll take the cheerleader. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:38 AM

Jay - here is an idea...locate your dick and use it.

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:38 AM

Freshman cheerleaders alright

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:38 AM

hey look its a lamp post

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:38 AM

Douglas - the video you are talking of might be what I just posted. It is Kimbo Slice vs. Sean Gannon and they just beat the shit out of each other.

douglas on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:38 AM

i love lamp

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:39 AM

I don't love Hooters Wings.

douglas on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:39 AM

i can't watch it at work, i just know it's a big fucking white cop in a room with a shitload of people watching

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:39 AM

I woke up around 3 last night in a deep sweat

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:41 AM

Yeah that is the video I just posted. And there is a Little John look a like in it.

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:42 AM

Wes-I use my dick all the time. Just by myself, though. No outside help

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:44 AM

LSU is in the Rose Bowl

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:48 AM

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2680928

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:49 AM

Sorry Jay - it was an American Pie reference. Just sounded like the opportune time to use it.

Phil on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:50 AM

Reports out of California are also saying LSU to the rose. That means the winner of the Florida vs Arkansas game are out of the BCS and Louisville must have WVU win to get a BCS bowl bid

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:50 AM

take the shrink wrap off and use it

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:52 AM

you mean the loser of the SEC championship is out of the BCS

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:54 AM

Wow...well I guess whoever loses that game has a lower BCS score then they should be out.

Hell I don't cheer for UofL, we all know that, but I believe they are deserving to be in a BCS game.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:55 AM

Yeah the winner gets the auto bid.

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:57 AM

I would rather see a 2 loss Florida then a 2 loss LSU considering LSU lost to Florida

adrian on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:59 AM

You just don't want to see Brohm get his head knocked off by the Bayou boys.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:59 AM

I do agree with that, I would love to see Chris Leak leave as a BCS Bowl contender/winner considering everything that guy has been through down there.

adrian on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:00 AM

Notre Dame better not get a BCS game.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:00 AM

Florida's defensive front four are probably the best in the country, but I don't think he will get sacked as much as you think he will.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:01 AM

I am still pulling for an all Big Ten final game, if so, that is a step closer to a playoff.

adrian on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:03 AM

Florida front four best in country?

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:03 AM

Yeah I think so, if not they are right up there.

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:05 AM

ESPN thinks LSU is

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:07 AM

Florida beat LSU, and I think LSU's offense is much more talented than Florida.

adrian on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:07 AM

I think the best front line in College Football is either Michigan or LSU, but what in the hell do i really know.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:09 AM

Keep in mind when comparing these teams we are asking what is better. A Ferrari or a Lamborghini.

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:09 AM

where is Barry when we need him?

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:11 AM

I'll be Barry.

LSU is the greatest football ever! Kentucky Sucks! Louisville Sucks! Florida can't hold our jockstrap! Don't even bring me a Big Ten team, cause they play pussy ball up there.

Just fucking around.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:11 AM

That probably sounds more like me than him.

adrian on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:12 AM

At the beginning of the year, i predicted...

1) Notre Dame would start season 0 - 3
2) Louisville would beat Miami by at least three touchdowns
3) LSU would win the National Championship.

At least one of my predictions were right.

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:12 AM

Barry is a UL fan

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:16 AM

I wanna see Florida go from arguing for a shot at the national championship to the Peach Bowl

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:19 AM

I didn't realize that. I thought he was just an LSU fan.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:20 AM

Actually, they would probably go to the Capital One Bowl if not a BCS Bowl.

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:27 AM

If the go to the capital one bowl and play Wisconsin that might be a pretty good game

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:28 AM

Well Capital One Bowl gets the first selction choice of the SEC if they don't make a BCS game.

http://www.secsports.com/index.php?...l_article_id=44

Except it is pretty much a home game being in Orlando, FL

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:54 AM

I caught the reference wes. I just used it as an opportunity to talk about how much I masterbate.

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:54 AM

Holy shit, I just spelled masturbate wrong. I should be shot.

douglas on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 12:00 PM

i think masturbate is the most awkward word ever, it's funny how u can say jackin' off or something around people and they laugh, but when u say masturbate, it always causes kind of an awkward silence, like it's taboo or something

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 12:18 PM

Not around me, it's not.

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 12:21 PM

I guess the same can be said for sex. The comfort level of boinked, porked, nailed, hit that shit, boned and so on is so more casual that it is easier to talk about.

douglas on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 1:13 PM

you say pussy, people laugh, you say vagina, awkward silence

Phil on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 1:30 PM

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal. Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "Johnson".

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 1:52 PM

Nice Big Lebowski reference

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 1:59 PM

I really have no trouble saying any of those words. Including penis and vagina. I don't know why people do. At church there was this girl I would make say penis, making her try not to laugh. She couldn't do it. I, on the other hand, had no trouble.

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 2:14 PM

I laugh everytime I say Boobies. Hahaha boobies.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 2:32 PM

Jay - even though you don't find it awkward, I believe everyone around you finds it awkward when you say any of those words.

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 2:34 PM

"My underwear is blue!!"

douglas on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 2:37 PM

hahahaha, i think that's only funny if you saw it in person

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 2:43 PM

I was wondering if that was a movie quote or what...I guess not.

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 2:44 PM

It was a Jay quote to a girl at Flanigan's

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 2:45 PM

Was anyone else shitting fire last night?

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 2:49 PM

No doubt I make other people feel awkward. That's there problem, though. "Marc, I've known you for 17 years. You're going to be the best man in my wedding. Do you know who the bride's going to be? Ashley."

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 2:50 PM

I meant their problem. Damnit, I'm a retard.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 2:53 PM

Word on the street be that St. X running back Victor Anderson is visiting UK on an official visit during IU game weekend.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 2:54 PM

Atleast you didn't mispell Flanagan's.

Church on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 2:54 PM

Anderson to UK, hmm. He doesn't seem to fit the mold for a WVU running back. Wes, do you think he would work out as an SEC back

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 2:54 PM

We are making a bet with a girl at work that she won't go up awkwardly close to this other chick and say "Do you ever feel you go with guys because society tells you to?"

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 2:55 PM

I thought he was basically a done deal at WVU too.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 3:03 PM

I have heard that it wasn't a slam dunk visit to WVU. Joker and Brooks were at his school and house yesterday and now he is going to UK on an official. Anderson is only 180 pounds or so, but remember he is also only 5'8". He is pretty elusive in the open field and he can stop and turn similar to Reggie Bush though not as well as Reggie Bush. But from people in the know, they say that he isn't that far off from Reggie when he was in HS.

R Little was told that he wasn't big enough to play in the SEC, and I think he has done well. He is 5'11" and 190 or so, so I think they are pretty similar. Victor Anderson could be similar to Barclay (from Male), where big schools passed on him due to his size and then he goes to Wake and leads the ACC in rushing his junior and senior years. Just a thought.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 3:07 PM

Miami is playing in the MPC Computers Bowl against Nevada. When the mighty fall, they fall hard!

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 3:22 PM

Here is VA's scout profile.

http://scout.scout.com/a.z?s=48&...amp;nid=1654334

Phil on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 3:50 PM

I don't think there is any "rumor" about Anderson visiting UK. It's been pretty widely known he's going there this weekend. Anderson also visited Louisville a month ago - after he signed with WVU. Anderson is just using his official visits up, nothing more.

douglas on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 3:52 PM

so you mean wes's sources aren't super secret?

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 3:53 PM

Joe, you just made my day. If she actually does it, you have to let me know.

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 3:53 PM

Also, inside sources tell me that Chris Redman's wife is expecting her first son.

adrian on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 3:55 PM

Damn, I thought I pulled out before that could happen ...

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 3:57 PM

Why were you having sex with Chris Redman?

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 3:57 PM

You know it's bad when South Africa is more open minded than us.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/afric...e.ap/index.html

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:01 PM

Adrian's gay

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:02 PM

Take it for what it is worth but a very reputable poster on the scout board puts this one there:

I know I should have placed this thread on the recruiting board, but it needs to get some air time here. There have been reports lately that Brooks and Joker visited St. X recently. I didn't think much of it until I received some further information. Brooks and Joker not only went to visit Vic at St. X they also went Victor's home later that day to continue their conversation. Victor's guardians are relatives of mine so I wont go into detail about what exactly went down. I will tell you that Vic's visit to West Virginia was far from a slam dunk. So, for now I will say that Vic is still very interested in UK. He happens to be so interested that he is scheduling an official visit for the UK v. IU game. People can say all they want about Vic, but he is a class act and a hell of an athlete. So, if you happen to see him around campus the day of the game give him a wave or a handshake, and tell him how much you would like to have him here at UK.

adrian on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:02 PM

EBgames is only going to give me 45 clamsof instore credit for my xbox. 45 clams can get me a controller for the 360. So that means i am trading an xbox for a controller. That seams like a hell of a deal. I don't see how companies like that survive by being ripped off

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:03 PM

With Douglas Beaumont going to UofL and the log jam there at RB I doubt he would consider UofL.

adrian on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:03 PM

seems*

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:06 PM

Not saying VA is going to go to UK, I am just bringing it to people's attention that everyone thought he was going to WVU, and that isn't the case necessarily. Also, worth mentioning that his guardians are UK alums.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:07 PM

Actually one is a UK alum and hte other is a WVU alum.

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:21 PM

running backs out of louisville don't have much success. I guess Bush is a success, some guy from Male that went to Wake Forest and Travis Prentice at Miami (OH). There isn't much else out there successful from KY at RB: Eric Shelton, Derrick Homer?

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:22 PM

guy that went to wake forest is Barclay. Led the ACC in rushing his senior and I think his junior year.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:22 PM

There is a kid from Wagner who I think is going to be pretty good.

joe on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:23 PM

I couldn't think of Barclay's name to save my life

Phil on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:28 PM

Shaun Alexander turned out ok

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:29 PM

Shaun Alexander isn't from Louisville. He is from Northern KY.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:31 PM

He won Kentucky Mr. Football at Boone County which is located in Florence, KY.

douglas on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:31 PM

alfonso smith is the kid from waggener, he's a freshman who filled in for little for awhile when he was out. he'll be a stud once little's gone, he was a huge stud at waggener, in the running for mr. football a couple yrs. ago, but he had a season ending injury so he fell off everybody's radar

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:33 PM

There is another kid from Wagner (I think it is Wagner) that is still in highschool. His name is Justin Collins.

http://scout.scout.com/a.z?s=48&...amp;nid=2413301

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:33 PM

I'm sorry, he is from Western.

Brock on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:34 PM

Carwell Gardner anyone??

douglas on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:34 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/...reut/index.html

smartest guy in the world saying we need to colonize other planets

Phil on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:35 PM

damn it I was about to say Carwell Gardner

Anyways, Joe said RBs in KY didn't do well so I mentioned Shaun Alexander

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:38 PM

Ah yes, I see where he opened that up now after the limited success of Louisville running backs.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:39 PM

Our future should be safe until we have an intergalactic Nuclear War!

If so, sign me up for the Republic!

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:40 PM

Shit I mean the Empire.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:49 PM

Fuck it I am retarded.

douglas on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:51 PM

yes

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:57 PM

Like I care.

douglas on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:57 PM

like any of us do

Brent on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 4:58 PM

Tony Driver RB from Male went to Notre Dame and had some success in the NFL, I think 3 years.

Brock on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 5:09 PM

Tony Driver spit at me once outside the Thunderdome. I have no idea why, but it was funny because he did it from a moving car and almost got his head taken off.... now that's a retard.

Marc on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 6:43 PM

Okay, it is almost December. Last night we had a large portion of Natty Sci at Hooters. It seems t-shirt idea is off. catering idea is off. (these would have just been extra costs anyway. and since we are collectively bad at planning we wont have to worry about getting off our asses and doing anything about them. Tent idea is still on. I hear kitchen couch may be used in tent. Maybe go behind smiths and find other furniture. or could go to goodwill. Stage and bar to be built for tent (or extend tent to deck). Karaoke Revolution on Xbox as one source of tent fun when Big Jay and Marcus Brody aren't rocking down the tent. Some liked this idea, others did not. could have cornhole setup outside tent if lighting is decent. Aha, lighting. we need sufficient lighting.

Another idea was do we charge at the door, and if so, how much? don't want to encourage ladies to go elsewhere... but a little bit goes a long way in helping reimburse for the collective money spent (tent & heater, stage materials and music equipment, keg & booze, food, lights, etc). Do we want to get together earlier on weekends or weekdays before going out and build the stage and bar, if that is what we choose to do? I am horrible at planning and not procrastinating, so this is my effort to try and help get things started before it gets too late.

Brent on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 7:07 PM

Brock, wasn't it Keith Hernandez who spit on you?

Phil on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 7:49 PM

I hope this rain doesn't stop the high flying trinity shamrocks tonight

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 7:55 PM

Ladies should not be charged, but I think if people want to set-up a donation bucket that might be a good idea instead of charging a set amount.

Cuban on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 8:25 PM

Do you think people are really going to Donate Money?

Phil on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 8:27 PM

20-0 trinity right now with 5:00 left in the second quarter.

Nick Petrino has ran for like 75 yards already

Marc on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 8:55 PM

Donation bucket is horrible idea, (no offense). Either you ask for money, or you don't. We aren't a charity, a school, nor a hot-girl soapy car wash. No one, in general, donates to anything outside those realms. A donation bucket will yield about as much money as a tip jar at subway. i mean if all donation contributions of the bucket TOTAL less than $20, then what's the point.

Phil on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 8:56 PM

27-0 Trinity.

Phil on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 9:29 PM

34-0 trinity, start of the 4th quarter

Phil on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 9:41 PM

Nike put out an ad for their golf ball with them firing the thing at cantelope and birthday cake. It's pretty cool:
http://www.break.com/index/nike_jui...explosions.html

41-0 Trinity

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 10:40 PM

41-7 and Trinity beats powerhouse Ryle.

Phil on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:16 PM

free doritos in North Carolina!
http://consumerist.com/consumer/dor...lina-218482.php

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:20 PM

I say we just man up, put money in, and throw a great fucking party. If new years kicks ass, i'm not going to be worried that I spent a lot of money. That being said, it seems like there should be perks to those who put money in. Maybe, in order to sleep there, you have to have contributed like 20 bucks and alcohol. Of course, that just encourages people to drink and drive, so, scratch that.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:22 PM

Yeah that is basically what I am saying, however, have a donations bucket (we can get a fireman's boot) for a good cause i.e. maid service to clean up.

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:23 PM

The donation bucket works as long as we don't expect any money to be put in there.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:23 PM

Exactly.

Phil on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:28 PM

tracking for something I bought
Sortation Center Departure November 30, 2006 2:02 AM INDIANAPOLIS, IN
Sortation Center Departure November 25, 2006 7:05 AM EDISON, NJ
Sortation Center Arrival November 23, 2006 1:20 PM INDIANAPOLIS, IN
Sortation Center Departure November 23, 2006 1:46 AM MARTINSBURG, WV
Sortation Center Arrival November 21, 2006 10:17 PM MARTINSBURG, WV

I wonder if this package can make it to the west coast before making it here.

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:29 PM

It has to go to china first.

Phil on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:38 PM

btw, this would be the USPS that was delivering this package.

I got something shipped from Dick's Sporting Good (not dicks.com) and I got it the next day via UPS because apparently they keep a bunch of their stock here in Louisville for quick shipping.

Jay on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 11:39 PM

Damn inefficient government workers. Wasting taxpayer money to sit around and jerk off all day. Bastards.

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 8:28 AM

shaun alexander sucked. Either that or trinity is that good. Tony Driver didn't play running back in the NFL I don't think. Carwell Gardner, I just laugh at that Bill's dynasty. Jeremi Johnson, the fullback for the Bengals, is a Ballard guy. I listened to some of the Trinity game on the radio and with 2 minutes left the announcers were great. it was something like this "It appears Peyton Schweitzer is in the game now. Not sure what position he is playing but the roster has him as the backup center. Lets see if he snaps the ball this time."

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 8:37 AM

That's funny.

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 8:37 AM

For GBITT part deux, the tent nice. We could get away without it if need be. I don't want to go spend 500 bucks and no one man up. I think I will probably drive out to their showroom and get an estimate or go ahead and rent one this weekend. You think they keep records of orders because if so I will see if I can basically get Wade's exact order. I expect all of natty sci to make a donation. The next best idea is not a donation cup or charge at the door, simply charge dudes for cups. I'm pretty sure my deck is portable for the stage. Building the bar is still a question mark. Anything else?

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 8:46 AM

Joe, I have already stated I'll give what I need to. I plan on going to get the equipment next friday.

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 9:07 AM

awesome

douglas on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 9:20 AM

okay, if the tent is 500 bucks, then 25 people would have to man up w/ 20 bucks, or 20 people w/ 25 bucks.

Joe
Eric
Cuban
Wes
Bmac
Marc
Jay
Brent
Phil
Adrian

That's 10 right there, right off the top of my head, and that's not taking into account girlfriends/wives, etc. Brock and Chris won't be there I guess, but Joanna will probably be there, her sisters, my gf, Laura(?), Abby, Diane (?), I'm pretty sure my gf will bring friends, I'll even get her to bring her cousin so Bmac will have someone to hit on and get nowhere with. Scroggin and his girl will probably come, and I'm sure there's plenty of other people coming that I haven't thought of off the top of my head.

adrian on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 9:26 AM

I don't know why this grossed me out but there was a woman on the balcony smoking a cigar. It kind of made my stomach churn.

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:06 AM

Fuck it we are getting the tent. In the words of Jay, "I say we just man up, put money in, and throw a great fucking party."

On another note, it is fucking windy and it is starting to snow

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:08 AM

I just took 45 minute breakfast. I'm gonna miss this job.

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:12 AM

Looks like UK's win over Central Michigan wasn't so bad afterall. They won the Mac last night defeating powerhouse Ohio (yes, Ohio the team that beat us a year or 2 ago) 31-10.

Joe - You can count on me for manning up and throwing down some cash if need be. I am not going to rent the tent fully, however, I don't think $500 dollars is really all that bad for the tent.

Brock on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:13 AM

They actually announced my brother's name... that's kinda funny. They hardly ever talk about linemen in the NFL or college, so the thought of a backup lineman in high school getting some comments is impressive.

His name is actually spelled Payton with an "A" because my mom thought it would be too hard for my dad to remember its supposed to be an "E."

My little brothers are gonna look like Phil Jackson with all those rings.

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:14 AM

Damn right, Joe. Wes, I don't think any of us can man up to pay for the whole thing. Frankly, I was expecting to put a lot more than 20 or 25 in (which I probably still will, including the equipment and liquor).

Brock on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:15 AM

Hell, I'll probably throw $20 in even though I won't be there. If I land a sweet biotech job by then, I may throw even more in.

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:15 AM

No, I am not asking for any one person to do that. It was awesome that Wade did that last year. If you want to charge people, charge the dudes for cups, girls are free. That is how it should be.

Phil on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:21 AM

joe, did you get my e-mail?

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:22 AM

My main thing is that I just wanted to verify that no one gets stuck paying for the whole tent and no one whores out on us.

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:22 AM

yes sir I got the email.

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:24 AM

And for the record, The Office was probably the best one in a while.

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:25 AM

Brock - when do you receive your doctorate?

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:27 AM

The rent-n-rave showroom is out by where Biggs used to be in Middletown. Anybody interested in a trip out there this weekend?

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:29 AM

The only problem is that charging dudes is going to be a problem. Because of of the dudes their will be us, who are putting the party together, and friends of friends. I we tell some dude to pay money for a cup, he's probably going to be a bitch about it, and give all kinds of excuses why he can't. If some one wants to enforce it, go ahead. All i'm saying is that throwing a kick ass party is more important to me than money.

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:29 AM

Jay - I agree.

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:30 AM

But when you think about it, if a stranger comes into Joe's house and refuses to pay $5 or $10 bucks for a cup to drink our complimentary booze with and bitches about it. He can be shown the door quickly...I believe enough muscle will be around to see that happens.

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:36 AM

I'm sure some of the strangers will be willing to pitch in 5 bucks for food, beverage and a show. If they put up a fight we don't want them there. We aren't trying to break even or turn a profit, just common courtesy.

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 10:37 AM

Exactly.

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 11:05 AM

If anyone knows anyone looking for a PS3, my older brother has one. He has the 60GB hard drive and it includes the Talledega Nights blue ray disc. He said if anyone you know wants it he will sell it for a decent price (a little more than what he payed for it). Surprisingly, Adrian offered him $100 bucks for it, which he immediately turned down.

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 11:06 AM

Okay. That seems fair. We're agreed then.

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 11:07 AM

Wes, tell him I'll give him $150 dollars for it.

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 11:09 AM

Ummm...no.

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Douglas, what is the plan for Scroggin's birthday?

douglas on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 11:20 AM

i need to call ashley to verify, but as far as I know, the plan is to be at Scrog's around 10 or so to get picked up by either a limo or party van or something, I'll be at my place 'til then if you want to come by and start drinking or something, I live pretty close to Scrog, once I talk to Ashley to verify everything I'll let you know.

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 11:34 AM

is today his birthday?

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 11:35 AM

So, you guys get to ride around in a limo, and I have to go to a wedding. Fantastic.

douglas on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 11:37 AM

his birthday was yesterday actually, and jay, make sure you give my condolences to whoever it is shamelessly throwing their life away

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 11:41 AM

http://chowdaheads.blogspot.com/200...-in-sports.html

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 11:56 AM

Okay. I'll make sure to read him his last rites.

Brock on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 12:32 PM

Joe, I just spent the last 5 minutes wincing in pain watching those... thanks for making me puke.

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 12:33 PM

it was disgusting so I had to share the wealth

Brock on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 12:34 PM

Much like a classic Burket email at Bellarmine.

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 12:35 PM

Ah, the classic Burket email. It usually sounded like this.
Eh?
Ah!
Uhhhhh!!!!!!

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 12:35 PM

was that a fire extinguisher up her pussy?

Brock on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 12:37 PM

You've been bearded.

Brock on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 12:37 PM

Is that shit? She's eating shit? UHHHHH!

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 12:40 PM

where would we be without bellarmine baseball?

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 1:07 PM

I just walked by the radiation lab, and they were jamming some Don't Stop believing. Of course, I had to stand out in the hall way and rock out to it until it was over. Does that make me wierd?

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 1:08 PM

Regardless, it just made my day. Don't stop, believin'

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 1:08 PM

Hold on to that feelin'. Street light, peoplllllllle!

Brock on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 1:24 PM

I love Journey, especially when sung by amateurs.

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 1:51 PM

Yeah Journey!

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 1:52 PM

Play Journey. Chris that is Journey!!

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 1:52 PM

I don't think he knows that this is Journey.

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 1:54 PM

Happy birthday to Sarah Silverman, 36.

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 1:58 PM

Anyone familiar with this book?

Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal.

This clever novel is surely blasphemy to some, but to others it's a coming-of-age story of the highest order.
Joshua (a.k.a. Jesus) knows he is unique and quite alone in his calling, but what exactly does his Father want of him? Taking liberties with ancient history, Moore works up an adventure tale as Biff and Joshua seek out the three wise men so that Joshua can better understand what he is supposed to do as Messiah. Biff, a capable sinner, tags along and gives Joshua ample opportunities to know the failings and weaknesses of being truly human. With a wit similar to Douglas Adams, Moore pulls no punches: a young Biff has the hots for Joshua's mom, Mary, which doesn't amuse Josh much: "Don't let anyone ever tell you that the Prince of Peace never struck anyone." And the origin of the Easter Bunny is explained as a drunken Jesus gushes his affection for bunnies, declaring, "Henceforth and from now on, I decree that whenever something bad happens to me, there shall be bunnies around."

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 2:02 PM

I've heard of that book, but I have never read it.

douglas on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 2:12 PM

that book sounds pretty good. what do i care if it's blasphemous, i've already got reserved seating in hell

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 2:16 PM

Must be good if the Main Library and Bon Air withdrew it while it is checked out at the Fern Creek Branch Library and Okolona Branch Library

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 2:17 PM

UK to the Music City Bowl is what I am hearing.

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 2:25 PM

Where did you hear this?

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 2:29 PM

"Louisville fans better be pulling for West Virginia this week because if Rutgers wins the Big East, the Cardinals will be left out of the BCS. While Rutgers would take the BCS spot, Notre Dame, LSU and Boise State would snatch the three BCS at-large spots, leaving a top-five team searching for a bowl. The Gator Bowl most definitely will not select Louisville for a second consecutive year, dropping the Cardinals all the way down to the Sun Bowl to face Oregon State.(CBS.SPORTSLINE.COM)"

insert william gay/beavers joke

douglas on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 2:32 PM

gay beavers, haha

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 2:43 PM

article headline

"Tough Nutt to Crack"

Steve Spurrier is quoted in the article saying "it's tough to swallow"

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 3:07 PM

Ha ha beaver williams ha ha.

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 3:08 PM

Wait. That isn't nearly as funny.

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 3:11 PM

Almost a done deal, not 100% yet, but very very very close UK to Music City. Larry Vaught isn't reporting it just yet, but he is letting us CAT fans know it is about 99% accurate.

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 3:15 PM

Of course, we will officially know on Sunday.

douglas on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 3:24 PM

being a CAT fan, i did get the memo too personally handwritten from Mr. Vaught himself

Barry on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 3:38 PM

rebuild new orleans? no we have much more pressing issues.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...v.ap/index.html

Jerome on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 3:46 PM

Pacman Jones wins seized car at police auction because it had "Pacman" stitched into the seats?!?!?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2682645

douglas on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 3:48 PM

that car was his, hence the nickname stitched in the seats, it was just in someone's else name and he that's why he couldn't get it back after the drug bust

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 3:50 PM

Douglas - do you get on kentucky.scout.com

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 3:51 PM

this might be one of the longest days ever

douglas on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 3:52 PM

when u post shit from there sometimes i check it out a little bit, i don't regularly though

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 3:54 PM

Oh okay, I didn't know if you had a premium membership or not.

douglas on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 3:55 PM

no, i was just fucking with you

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 3:55 PM

It is time for me to go. I agree with Joe, this has been a long day and a very long week. Bow your heads for a moment of silence for my buddy Sheep, whose life ends tomorrow at 4:30.

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 3:56 PM

And I'm out.

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 3:56 PM

fucker

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 4:08 PM

Is anyone going out tomorrow?

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 4:08 PM

it could be arranged

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 4:09 PM

Is this your last day at work Joe or is it next week?

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 4:09 PM

i think wednesday is

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 4:10 PM

But you aren't going to do anything from now till then (or when you accepted your new job till then) correct?

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 4:11 PM

i haven't done shit this entire week

Bigworm on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 4:11 PM

Isn't it great.

joe on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 4:12 PM

basically i can do anything I want as long as it isnt a felony

Jay on Friday, December 01, 2006 at 4:37 PM

That sounds like the natty sci motto

joe on Saturday, December 02, 2006 at 11:25 AM

Dude, my kroger has internet. You haven't lived till you drunk posted from a Kroger. I'm still drunk from going to Coyote's last night. Cuban and I were hammered. Why the fuck was I at Coyote's last night? It is always a good time when then sober ones are B-mac and Laura. I need tater tots for football and basketball today. God bless Krogering! Anyone up for anything tonight give me a call.

Phil on Saturday, December 02, 2006 at 12:35 PM

No wonder LSU was pushing to go to the Rose bowl. I'd want to get the hell out of New Orleans too:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation...ime-cover_x.htm

Jay on Saturday, December 02, 2006 at 12:50 PM

Well done, Joe.

Brock on Saturday, December 02, 2006 at 2:53 PM

Phil, I must've been WAY too drunk to notice, but everything seemed fine and good at the Bourbon St. bars, which I think this not one of them.

Brock on Saturday, December 02, 2006 at 2:55 PM

I'm about to head out to the UC-UAB game. I really hope Mike Davis runs out onto the floor slapping his forehead like a retard... that would make my year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM7lGyPMmbM

Marc on Saturday, December 02, 2006 at 4:57 PM

The movie Next Best Thing (with Madonna and Rupert Everett) was on tv today. As I turned past it I saw NPH (Neil Patrick Harris). I forgot he was in this movie, even though I never watched the whole movie in the past. I DO remember thinking he played a convincing gay man. I thought it was just acting NPH. When he played himself in Harold and Kumlar, he loved lap dances and strippers. I DIDN'T think that was acting. Well played NPH.

Phil on Saturday, December 02, 2006 at 5:12 PM

Lincoln University put up 201 points over a team that apparently plays in the "Some Dudes" conference.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=2683783

Phil on Saturday, December 02, 2006 at 9:11 PM

I've enjoyed the CBS high speed camera for the slow motion shots, but what's up with all the artifacts on their picture. It almost is like there is some sort of second signal getting mixed in there. Is there something about high speed cameras that cause that effect?

Bigworm on Saturday, December 02, 2006 at 11:40 PM

Congrats to Louisville. Make sure you send thank-you cards to the Rutgers WR that dropped the TD catch on the double post move in regulation and the official that called the Slayton fumble down on the field instead of a fumble that would have been a Rutgers TD.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 02, 2006 at 11:46 PM

Confirmed..UK to the Music City Bowl

Marc on Sunday, December 03, 2006 at 12:26 AM

Jay, when this movie comes out. You, Lynnie, and me should at least go see it. Fan Boys http://www.iesb.net/index.php?optio...3&Itemid=99

adrian on Sunday, December 03, 2006 at 2:33 PM

The greatest divorce letter, ever!

http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp...&nsfwfs=yes

Brent on Sunday, December 03, 2006 at 6:56 PM

I hope I don't end up like this guy

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nfl/...tely-217314.php

Bigworm on Sunday, December 03, 2006 at 8:03 PM

UK vs. Clemson in Music City Bowl!

Brent on Sunday, December 03, 2006 at 8:03 PM

Looks like they are going to milk this for everything its worth, already 2 commercial breaks in less than 10 minutes.

Bigworm on Sunday, December 03, 2006 at 8:07 PM

Adrian that is a masterpiece.

Bigworm on Sunday, December 03, 2006 at 8:15 PM

Bowl Payouts.

http://www.ncaafootball.com/index.p...hange_well_id=2

Phil on Sunday, December 03, 2006 at 10:57 PM

Big Jay is going to take down Church in fantasy football leaving me with sole possession of last place and Douglas is taking me down in Hockey for my first loss of the season.

I need to work on my fantasies.

Phil on Sunday, December 03, 2006 at 11:12 PM

LSU is only an 8 point favorite:
http://www23.pinnaclesports.com/vwg...;StartNumber=16

Get your free money!

adrian on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 12:37 AM

I would have thrown in the Rutgers over Notre Dame.

joe on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 8:19 AM

That dropped pass by Rutgers cost them $14.75 million.

Cuban on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 8:52 AM

How About them Noles?

Cuban on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 8:53 AM

I never thought I would ever see the day the Cards had a better football program and the Noles were better in basketball

douglas on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 9:05 AM

fri. nite at coyote's was legen-dary, based on the stories i've heard i rocked out pretty hard

joe on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 9:07 AM

My arm is bruised from us trading punches

douglas on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 9:14 AM

i called a bartender a stupid bitch

douglas on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 9:15 AM

my ass hurts from falling on the dance floor so many times

joe on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 9:16 AM

This is for Wes:

A guy from Kentucky dies and goes to Hell. He had been a horrible man
all his life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a
sledgehammer. To make it even worse, he cranks up the temperature and
humidity.
After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if
he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Kentuckian is
happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil walks up
to him and says "I don't understand this! I've turned the heat way up,
it's humid and you're crushing rocks. Why are you so happy?"
The Kentuckian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies,
"This is great! It reminds me of August in Lexington. Hot, humid and a
good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Kentuckian's
remarks. He then decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving
rain and torrential winds. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess.
Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing in his eyes, the
Kentuckian is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full
of crushed rocks. Again, the devil asks how he can be so happy in such
awful conditions.
The Kentuckian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies,
"This is great! It's just like April in Kentucky. It reminds me of working
out in the yard with spring planting. It reminds me of home. This is
fantastic!"
Now the devil is completely baffled. He is more determined than ever
to make the Kentuckian suffer. He then makes the temperature plummet.
Suddenly, Hell is blanketed in feet of snow and ice.
Confident that this will finally make the Kentuckian unhappy, he
checks in on him again. He is again aghast at what he sees! the guy is
dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in utter
glee.
"How can you be so happy? Don't you know it's 40 below zero?" screams
the devil. Jumping up and down the Kentuckian throws a snowball at the
devil and yells "Hell is frozen over!! This means the Wildcats are
going to a Bowl game!!"

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 9:17 AM

Well done, douglas. Did you show any one your underwear? Bitches hate that shit.

joe on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 9:17 AM

way to go Douglas

joe on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 9:18 AM

I don't really remember getting drunk. Dino and I sat at his place drinking for a while then B-mac drove us to scroggin's and I was hammered.

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 9:20 AM

Okay, what the hell was this guy doing.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...n.ap/index.html

douglas on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 9:21 AM

i never cut myself off all night, oh yeah, i told my girlfriend i was going to go try and hit on a fat woman at coyote's, and then i did go try to hit on the fat woman.......i karaoked kid rock, but when i did it someone else was on stage singing a completely different song........i rode the bull and cussed at the people operating it when i fell off too soon........i bumped into EVERYBODY on the dance floor numerous times, i remember knocking one guy down on accident......

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 9:30 AM

So, are you single now, douglas?

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 9:37 AM

So how badly is UofL going ot ass ram Wake Forest?

I have UofL by 3 TDs...atleast.

adrian on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 10:14 AM

The whole BCS is shit.

Church on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 10:19 AM

Wake isn't bad, they did beat Florida State 30-0 in Tallahasse. They have a good defense, so it may be closer than most think. Also, you have to like Notre Dame getting into the BCS and being handed a game against LSU on their homefield. I still don't think Notre Dame should have been given a BCS bowl. I would rather have seen the BCS make an exception to the two per conference rule and let Arkansas, Auburn, or Wisconsin into the fray

douglas on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 10:23 AM

no, i'm not single, all i'm gonna say is it takes someone with a lot of patience to put up with my ass, and she apparently has it. really she just laughs at me when i do stupid shit.

yeah UL is gonna kill WF, and I can't fucking believe ND got in, that burns my ass, they get destroyed by Michigan and USC and still get in

Phil on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 10:28 AM

MaximumASP rocking the Courier-Journal
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps.../612040305/1003

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 10:29 AM

I have a feeling that Smardja is going to be punished.

joe on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 10:32 AM

Samarzdija needs to stick with baseball

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 10:38 AM

I just think that UofL has too many offensive weapons for Wake Forest.

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 10:40 AM

Wow, Chris Page resembles Jeff Samarzdija (thanks for the spelling Joe - I was too lazy to look that up).

Jerome on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 10:55 AM

I did not realize Samarzdija was a self-centered, glory hog. Urban Meyer must get a lot of pussy.

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 10:58 AM

Actually I was thinking homosexual and gay. I don't think I could call Chris a self-centered, glory hog because I don't know him. But I am sure it irks Samarzdija that he makes some good catches and Quinn gets the credit because he is the big man on campus.

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 10:58 AM

Shit homosexual and gay hair.

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 11:02 AM

that means he is twice as gay as a short haired queer.

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 11:03 AM

or 1/2 as gay as Jay.

Jerome on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 11:06 AM

High five to Wes from the brown kid in the corner!

Phil on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 11:09 AM

So does Reggie McNeal get a bonus this week?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...e=ESPNHeadlines

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 11:29 AM

Even though this is woman's basketball and not really a sport this is a pretty cool play.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UBYwGiyFjA

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 11:34 AM

1/2 as gay as me? I don't think you're giving my gayness enough credit. More like 1/10 as gay as me.

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 11:36 AM

Jay - look at it this way, you are 4x more gay than a short haired queer.

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 11:38 AM

That is pretty gay. I'll give you that. I love the cock.

joe on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 11:40 AM

I just watched that women's bas

joe on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 11:41 AM

ketball clip and I feel extremely gay now.

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 11:48 AM

For anyone playing the game of basketball to dive on the ground in a game situation secure the ball, not lose the dribble and juke the defender on the ground managing to keep the ball alive and pass to your teammate that is pretty good. I did warn you that is was women's basketball prior to you clicking on it.

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 11:58 AM

I'm so gay I loved that clip

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 12:01 PM

In order to bring some testosterone back to the website I give you, Iron Mike Tyson.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzhgqO26g_Q

joe on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 12:27 PM

This is just funny:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fc2Y1IkJwCU

this is for Cuban:
http://media.putfile.com/shipoopi

Barry on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 12:33 PM

I hope there are no Irish fans here...cuz that game could get ugly quick. ND can't cover big, fast, athletic WR and we have three of 'em. So do I go to the orange bowl, sugar bowl or both?

joe on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 12:38 PM

Merry Christmas, if this doesn't get you in the holiday spirit I don't know what will:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sLw0CZKmaIQ

joe on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 12:40 PM

Figuring ND hasn't won a bowl game in 8 years it isn't anthing new

Barry on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 12:44 PM

can't wait to see laron landry blitz and do this to brady quinn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvKaO78Ov2I

Phil on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 12:59 PM

Notre Dame hasn't won a bowl game since 1994.

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:18 PM

So that would be more like 12 years, wouldn't it?

Brent on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:18 PM

Subbing today at Fern Creek Elementary...we're talking about water; I teach good.

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:19 PM

Actually, by the time the game is played, that would be 13 years.

Brock on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:25 PM

And why does LSU get a bid over 1-loss teams? Where did that come from?

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:27 PM

Maybe these guys would pay us to party with them.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...o.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:27 PM

Blame the BCS officials. LSU deserves it more than ND!

Wrecking Crew on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:31 PM

like it or not ND will draw fans and money. and that's what the bcs is about not who deserves it more.

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:31 PM

I don't know if this article makes Louisville (the city) look good or bad.

Brock on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:31 PM

PLAYOFF!! You motherfuckas!

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:32 PM

BCS Standings.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/BCSStandings

UF: #2
LSU: #4
Louisville #6
UT: #17
USC: #?

So there are the 5 losses for UK on the year. 4 of our 5 losss come from BCS top 20 teams and one to USC.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:32 PM

the whole bcs thing has the potential to be really ugly this year. ass rammings all around...OSU over florida, UM over USC, UL over WF, OU over BSU, and LSU over ND.

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:33 PM

I agree Chris. If Florida gets healthy though don't count them out.

adrian on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:35 PM

Now that Chris posted that, watch the exact opposite happen.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:36 PM

the best game will probably be wisconsin vs arkansas. other potential good matchups could be TN vs nebraska, WVU vs GT

Brock on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:37 PM

UC losses this year

@O$U #1
@Va Tech #14
@UofL #6
@WV #15
Pitt - choked

All losses on the road with the exception of Pitt... but with that... we screwed another Michigan school for stealing our coach.

http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....T0101/612040325

adrian on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:37 PM

I thought it was Auburn and Nebraska, Tenn and Penn St.

adrian on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:37 PM

Jesus Christ brock, on one gives a rats ass about Cincy.

adrian on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:37 PM

no*

Brock on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:38 PM

Does yogurt go bad? Its already like curdled milk, so I don't know... I'm gonna eat it anyway.

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:39 PM

We lost all of ours on the road except USC.

Brock on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:39 PM

Jesus Christ Adrian, no one cares you're gay, but you keep bringing it up all the time.

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:39 PM

Brock - yogurt has an expiration date, but not sure if it goes bad.

Brock on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:40 PM

Isn't the expiration date, just the "sell by" date? I'm gonna be bold and test out this theory.

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:41 PM

Go for it. I bet you can't eat a quart in an hour!

Brock on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:42 PM

This generic Kroger brand Celery soup is bad enough, I don't need to pour a quart of yogurt on top of it.... unless there is a serious financial incentive.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:42 PM

your right adrian...it was some sort of traditional power playing each other.

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:43 PM

Brock are you going to make it GBITT part deux? If so, we can test it there. As long as you are there before midnight cause lord knows I won't be there.

Brock on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:43 PM

Smoke-free Ohio kicks in on Thursday... I'm psyched.

Brent on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:50 PM

Brock yogurt doesnt go bad, the same with sour cream, it just won't taste good after a certain point but I dont think its harmful.

Brock on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:51 PM

Sweet! Good to know, thanks Brent... another way I can be a cheap bastard. Time to buy some giant gallon-size yogurt containers.

joe on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 1:53 PM

For the record, sour cream can go bad

Barry on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:13 PM

gatti's for lunch...bbq chicken pizza...breadstix... can't move...must shit.
good news for the BE
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2685494

joe on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:14 PM

The buffalo chicken pizza at gatti's with ranch or blue cheese is awesome

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:31 PM

Yeah, sour cream does go bad. I don't know about yogurt though. I'm assuming that it will eventually turn nasty.

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:32 PM

Cincy hires Brian Kelley of Central Michigan. Good hire if you ask me.

Brent on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:38 PM

Sour Cream doesn't go bad it just becomes more sour. The bacteria just keeps feeding and producing acid thus making the cream more sour.

joe on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:38 PM

Estimate for tent and heater $561.10. the cost to rent a heater is included in that and it is $125. Mark said sherwin williams sells them for about that price so we might buy an electric heater. Just another option.

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:39 PM

It can also dry out and become crusty. I don't think anyone would want to eat it at that point.

joe on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:39 PM

Um, I've witnessed it turning green and clumpy. Chris will verify that.

Brent on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:40 PM

Im pretty sure Brock was talking about keeping the product refrigerated...I guess you keep your mayo out in the air too.

joe on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:43 PM

Rent n Rave just told me exactly what wade ordered last year and said the only thing that went up in price was the heater by 25 bucks.

Brock on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:43 PM

Yes... refrigerated... the only thing that CANNOT spoil is honey.

joe on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:44 PM

however, honey can dry up and turn into basically sugar. This sour cream chris and I had was refridgerated.

Brock on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:46 PM

Yes, but if you heat up the bottle of honey, it becomes good ole honey again.

Phil on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:50 PM

It's funny if you read Brock's comments in Carl Weather's voice

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going....Let me tell you a little story about acting. I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice with Anne Archer, never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup... baby, I got a stew going."

Brock on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:51 PM

MMMM.... Beef stew.....

Jerome on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:55 PM

"Eye of tiger, Brock. Eye of the tiger!"

Brock on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:56 PM

I need to go to work.... but not being in the lab is so much nicer.

douglas on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 3:17 PM

dude, this is like the 4th bon jovi song i've heard today on 100.5, my office just has a radio on in the background

Brock on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 3:19 PM

How many of you are retarded?

http://www.pibmug.com/files/map_test.swf

Marc on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 3:23 PM

Outdoor heater near the price to rent one. and its in the O'Shea style of tall heaters, not the wheeled white box we had rented with the tent last year.
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produ...N82E16896101718

douglas on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 3:38 PM

that white box worked extremely well though......

Phil on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 3:39 PM

When they say it heats 20', are they talking radius, diameter or square footage? Even better, the first nerd to figure out how approximately how much cubic footage 43,000 BTU could heat a 20'x30'x15' area

That seems like a good deal too. Most other sites are selling that heater for $300+

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 4:46 PM

I say stick with the white heater. It works a lot better than those. Those only heat a small area. It might work a little better in a tent, but you also have to consider fire hazard.

Phil on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 4:49 PM

I think Jay might be right. Word on the street is that four heaters upright heaters would be required to heat that tent up.

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 5:11 PM

Jay - looks like you have a chance.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mus...l.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 5:21 PM

Can we rent a 2nd heater as well?

douglas on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 5:24 PM

we only need the one white heater, that was plenty for the whole tent

douglas on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 5:31 PM

we could get the black heaters, they're cheaper, but i bet they only do half the fucking work

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 6:16 PM

Bigworm-Good looking out. Reichen Lehmkuhl is a fine looking man.

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 6:18 PM

I just got back from the gym. I have lost about 10 pounds in the last month. My new BMI is 29.5, which means I am no longer obese and am simply overweight. Hooray for me!

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 6:19 PM

Also, there was a smoking hot chick there, who I think might have been checking me out. Actually she was probably looking at the tv, but I think she did glance at me once or twice. Regardless, I decided to strike a couple of poses for her, just to give her a good show.

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 7:37 PM

And of course we all know I was at the gym because gay guys love to work out.

Jay on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 10:06 PM

There's not going to be another Heroes for like 7 weeks. I...I don't know guys, I think thats BULLshit.

Phil on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 10:11 PM

Great commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHgnRdbBR1I

Bigworm on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 10:27 PM

I agree that is Bullshit Jay.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 10:31 PM

I'm conflicted...I don't know whether to be proud of jay or disappointed in myself now that we're about the same BMI. Just kidding, Jay, strong work. Soon you'll have to start beating the men off with a stick.

Phil on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 11:20 PM

Eric Shelton is getting some touches tonight. My all Louisville team is finally coming to fruition, albeit seven weeks too late. Points acquired in the CFL count, right?

joe on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 8:18 AM

Hey Phil, did someone have to be present for the tent set up?

Jerome on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 8:41 AM

Answering for Phil - Yes, someone needs to be present when the tent is delivered and set up (or, ERECTED, as many prefer to say). It doesn't need to be the owner of the property either - just someone who can sign for the tent.

Congrats to Big Jay's new BMI and best of luck with the whole "beating men off" thing.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 8:45 AM

Here is a rumor I am finding interesting. Mike Leach possibly to Miami. Mike Leach is an ex Mumme coordinator (I think he left once he found out what was going down or is the guy who turned them in or something to that extent while at UK). Once again just rumors.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 8:47 AM

AP All SEC 1st team:
Jacob Tamme - TE
Keenan Burton - All purpose

AP All SEC 2nd Team:
Andre Woodson QB
Keenan Burton WR


Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 8:49 AM

Thanks, Chris. Although I think it is safe to say you have slightly more muscle mass than I do, and so you % body fat is lower than mine. But it's not like you have 50 pds of muscle on me. Oh wait. You probably do.

Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 8:52 AM

Happy birthday to Amy Acker, 30.

Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 8:56 AM

"Jazz to moon base 2! Jazz to moon base 2!"

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/...base/index.html

(For the record, if anyone gets that reference, they are as big of a nerd as I am.)

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 9:20 AM

or a transformers fan.

Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 9:44 AM

Well done, Wes. After I said that I realized that Transformers aren't nerdy. Transformers are awesome.

Brent on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 9:47 AM

Crazy kids day at Fern Creek Elementary surrounded by animals part deux...anybody have anything inciteful to say to small children about water? All I have is H20 and what it means?

joe on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 9:50 AM

dihydogen oxide can kill you

Phil on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 10:02 AM

water boils at 212F

douglas on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 10:07 AM

water looks great on hot chicks with white t-shirts

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 10:35 AM

Mah..mah..mah Momma said water is the devil.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 10:36 AM

Transformers are bear awesome!

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 10:42 AM

Joe - the hell with a fireman.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?sl...o&type=lgns

Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 11:03 AM

They're also Bear-tastic

Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 11:05 AM

Water also has a specific heat of 4.18 Joules/gram. Ice is techically a mineral. Salts raise the boiling point and lower the freezing point by interrupting the hydrogen bonding. Surface tension comes from hydrogen bonding.

douglas on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 11:08 AM

jay, u need a woman, er, a man

Brent on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 11:08 AM

Im not sure second graders are ready for hydrogen bonding and surface tension. It is funny watching 25 little kids say "dihydrogen monoxide" though.

joe on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 11:13 AM

tell them don't drink the bong water

Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 11:14 AM

You're right, douglas. Maybe I should just split the difference and find a tranny.

douglas on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 11:23 AM

best of both worlds, someone to titty fuck, and then play football with.

Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 11:31 AM

Hell yeah!

douglas on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 11:35 AM

in all seriousness, 100.5 is my new all-time favorite radio station, 3rd time already today i'm hearing bon jovi, first it was born to be my baby, then it was i'll be there for you, and now it's livin' on a prayer, not to mention there was some damn yankees thrown in there with some meatloaf as well. u just don't get this on the fox

joe on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 11:44 AM

Tomorrow or Thursday I am ordering the tent and the heater. total cost will be around $560. I am sticking with their heater because we know it works. Jay, how is the music equipment coming along? Do you think we can run an X-box through it for karaoke? If for some reason the tent people decide to set it up in the middle of a work day would anybody be able to go and sign off on it? I am going to see if they can set it up Saturday the 30th. That would be ideal. Anything else?

joe on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 11:47 AM

I used to every now and then listen to 100.5 on louieonline.com. the listen live option is blocked now so I am stuck with 107.7 or 93.1 and espnradio.com. I just hate the fox's morning show now. I would go 100.5 till 10, espn till 1, and the fox till I leave. damn blocking on the internet screwed up my system. It's bull shit

douglas on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 11:49 AM

i work kinda close to ur home, so if it wouldn't take more than 45 mins.-1 hr, i could get away on my lunch break

Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 11:52 AM

I'm going to get the equipment friday. I'll be able to tell you friday night how much its going to be.

douglas on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 1:25 PM

did everybody fucking die?

Brent on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 1:40 PM

I asked a group of second graders to write down 20 uses for water. One of the kids wrote, "make beer."

Smart kid.

joe on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 1:41 PM

I just ate at ye olde pube. Walking out of the Pub I feel as if I should be stumbling drunk.

Brent on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 1:43 PM

Maybe you should do that tomorrow, since it will be your last day.

joe on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 1:45 PM

My team is taking me out to Golden Corral for lunch tomorrow. I roll with class.

Brent on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 1:46 PM

Where is there a golden corral downtown? Also, you might want to remind them, they don't serve beer at golden corral.

Phil on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 1:47 PM

brent, what the hell did your text message mean?

joe on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 1:48 PM

we are hitting up a corral in southern indiana. Gotta get my passport updated.

Brent on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 1:49 PM

The website was down for about 15-20 minutes...at least it was for me.

Brent on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 1:50 PM

Server Application Error...I dont know if it has anything to do with the fact that Im using a maximumasp address or not.

Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 2:01 PM

For the past week, I've actually had to do work. It f'ing sucks.

joe on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 2:07 PM

work is overrated

Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 2:10 PM

It really is. However, I need to get them ends so I can be down with the bitches and the hoes.

douglas on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 2:13 PM

don't u mean the queers and fags?

Phil on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 2:32 PM

i will have to investigate this "down" website report.

Phil on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 2:44 PM

hey brent, was it on the vzw222 or v033u39lvs address?

joe on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 2:54 PM

My buddy Terry just came down and sang Michael Jackson's "GOne to Soon" at my cubicle

douglas on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 3:02 PM

i didn't think black people still recognized michael jackson's existence

Phil on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 3:03 PM

no one has posted this yet, so i figure I might as well: guy recognizes half-sister from porn:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=2191192

It's something awful so the dude is probably lying. But then again, it is something awful so the chances of one of those retards being related to a porn star and masturbating to them is pretty high.

Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 3:04 PM

Hey, guys can be bitches and hoes too. What did you think I meant?

douglas on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 3:07 PM

haha, this is true, i've been called both in my lifetime, i should've known

Brent on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 3:13 PM

Yeah Phil it was from the v033u39lvs adress.

Marc on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 3:34 PM

If someone would need to be around during a weekday to sign for the tent ERECTION, then you should probably get some loser in the group without a job to do it. THAT'S ME. (Unless some preliminary substitute teaching seminar or whatever conflicts with it.)

Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 3:35 PM

There was this 40 something year old married guy at work who was just popping off about how easy it is to pick up girls at bars. I almost punched him.

Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 3:35 PM

Not that I have any interest in picking up chicks at bars.

Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 3:36 PM

'Cause I'm soooo gay.

douglas on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 3:36 PM

it aint' hard to pick up 40-yr. old chicks at bars, your standards would have to plummet, but whatever. Let's go to Porter's this weekend!

on a side note, pretty cool story:
http://www.slate.com/id/2154698/?GT1=8900

Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 3:53 PM

Dude, I am not down with Porter's.

Marc on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 4:04 PM

It's cool Jay. Porter's might have old dude who want to hookup too. You Know, since you are so unbelievably queer.

joe on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 4:13 PM

Brohm leaving?

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ORTS02/61205030

Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 4:45 PM

I don't like old dudes. I want a hot young stud. Maybe we should go to Connections instead.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 10:23 PM

The technical foul on Jasper was complete bullshit tonight.

Marc on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 10:31 PM

Singing in the Rain: Remastered by George Lucas
http://www.salon.com/ent/video_dog/...ngin/index.html

Jay on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 11:30 PM

There was a special on National Geographic about the science of martial arts. (I saw essentially the same thing on discovery a couple of years ago. In fact, there were some of the same people on). One of the people they had was Mixon Gracie. It was pretty interesting.

Phil on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 12:36 AM

Forecast for Sunday currently is looking like a high of 52 and sunny. Anyone up for playing football?

Marc on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 12:47 AM

I found this highly enjoyable and many of you should too.
A few Top Ten Weirdest Gadget Top Ten lists (consisting of clocks, travel gadgets, USB devices, computer mice, Ipod accessories, spy gadgets, computer cases mods, keyboards, Lego creations, USB drives, office gadgets, and golf gadgets.)
http://gadgets.fosfor.se/top-10-gad...et-top-10-lists

Brent on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 12:53 AM

Phil,

Here is the video Marc and I were talking about...pretty hilarious.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/11/...feld-hands.html

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 7:54 AM

I'm up for some football on sunday, and I liked joe's idea too...play some basketball if we don't have enough show for football.

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 8:13 AM

No football for me, I have a YMCA rec league basketball game.

Jay on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 8:39 AM

Yeah, football/basketball work for me.

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 8:47 AM

go st. x

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...EWS01/612060513

douglas on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 8:53 AM

joe, what rec league are you playing in?

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 8:55 AM

the YMCA in clarksville with people from work.

douglas on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 8:58 AM

i like this comment at the end of the st. x article:
Aww... poor little rich kids had to counterfeit money to buy more things they don't need.

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 9:08 AM

you have to be pretty stupid to get caught, or greedy.

What about brohm going pro with the no. 1 overall pick?

good article:
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?na...ws&sid=1369

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 9:27 AM

I like UK's balanced scoring attack they went with last night, 4 starters over 15, the other starter 1 point and I think only 1 other person scored.

douglas on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 9:29 AM

yeah, the juniors pretty much dominated the scoring, but they were all on fire

douglas on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 9:36 AM

that article did have a glaring omission, the entire cast of 'Summer Catch.' There was not a single believable baseball performance in that movie. Freddie Prinze's pitching motion was horrid, and Matthew Lillard as a slugger? Seriously, and who could forget Wilmer Valderrama?

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 9:37 AM

I don't classify that as a sports movie

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 9:38 AM

it is a chick flick just like for the love of the game. Ask b-mac

douglas on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 9:41 AM

i only watch that movie for two reasons: jessica biel's tits and jessica biel's ass

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 9:42 AM

It ranks very high on the unintentional comedy scale

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 10:01 AM

this is sad, terry has a memorial service planned for me and printed up programs for it with songs and a eulogy and reflection

Phil on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 10:02 AM

how can I say this politely....Terry wants to plow you

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 10:02 AM

this is how little work we do around here

Jay on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 10:36 AM

Yeah, he's probably never had sex with a white guy before.

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:00 AM

That might be the first interracial gay sex reference on this site.

douglas on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:01 AM

joe, you're making joe's homo erotic ass jealous, cuz he's sooooooooo queer. also, here's a fun site if you're a UK fan:
http://flyingfishmanuk.tripod.com/

Phil on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:05 AM

Ha Ha that page takes old jokes and puts "LOSERVILLE TARD" in the place of the normal subject of the joke!

ROTFWTFBBQ!

Oh, and GAY SEX MAN'S PENIS IN OTHER MAN'S BUTT

douglas on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:07 AM

this will be good for future UK bowl prospects:
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...586/1002/SPORTS

also, i didn't say the website was distinguished or anything, i just thought it was kinda funny in a stupid way

Jerome on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:08 AM

MUSTACHE RIDES FOR MALE HOT HAIRY ASSES AND STUBBLY TEA BAGS

Jay on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:11 AM

Douglas, did you mean to say joe's making my homoerotic ass jealous? Because he totally is.

douglas on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:18 AM

my bad, i didn't mean to steal your gay thunder

Jerome on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:20 AM

Douglas, I agree.
The fact that there's a $21,000 reward for information about that Miami player getting killed is totally AWESOME for UK's future bowl prospects. I bet that's why people are heading down there! "Hey, y'all. If we catch this killer, we can use the money to buy more blue K flags for our truck!"

And just for Phil ... Gay faggy scrotum loving taint licker!

Phil on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:23 AM

JEROME YOU LIKE TO PLACE CANDLES AROUND YOUR BATHTUB AND LISTEN TO SLOW MUSIC WHILE KISSING OTHER MEN ON THEIR PRIVATE PARTS

Jerome on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:27 AM

Phil ... you enjoy putting your ding-ding into men's buttocks while watching garden improvement shows on HGTV and afterwards you go shopping for shoes

Phil on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:28 AM

JEROME, YOU DON'T ENJOY HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN BECAUSE THEY LACK A PENIS

Jerome on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:29 AM

Phil ... you go to gay bars to pick up men so you can have anal intercourse

Jay on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:32 AM

I think Jerome is going for the most posts in one day category. Better watch out, jen.

Phil on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:35 AM

JEROME, YOU WANT TO GROW OLD AND DIE WITH A MAN AT YOUR SIDE

Jerome on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:37 AM

Phil ... you support gay marriage because you want to be in one

Jay on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:49 AM

And for the record douglas, I give my Gay Thunder away for free. No one has to steal it.

douglas on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:53 AM

i'm loving the queer theme today

Phil on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:59 AM

GAY!

Jay on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 12:00 PM

And I love how Phil has kept his caps lock on. I wonder if he is overcompensating for something.

douglas on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 12:03 PM

for those of u wondering, right now is the 2nd bon jovi song of the day so far on 100.5

Phil on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 12:04 PM

MORE PENIS JOKES!

Brock on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 12:23 PM

Are you all drunk at work... because if you are, that is neat.

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 12:54 PM

You watch women's basketball and you like it

douglas on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 1:26 PM

that's a special kind of gay, that's super duper dike gay

Jay on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 1:26 PM

I'm not drunk. I'm just gay.

Jay on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 1:33 PM

Woo hoo! Who's ready to terraform?
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/...r.ap/index.html

Brent on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 1:49 PM

I don't know who to laugh at or with right now.

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 1:50 PM

Today is my last day at Chase, anyone want to go drinking tonight?

douglas on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 2:00 PM

all the fags on the site today will drink your sperm tonight if you ask nicely

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 2:03 PM

that reminds me of a classic natty sci moment at White Castle, "HEY BRITTANY I BET IF YOU JUST ASK HIM YOU CAN GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB!!"

Jay on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Your brother has so much tact.

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 2:21 PM

nothing but class

douglas on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 2:23 PM

i think the website today displays just how much class we possess

Jay on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 2:49 PM

We are the classiest mother fuckers to ever live.

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 2:50 PM

there is a bum outside playing the accordion and we just offered him 20 bucks to play freebird at my memorial service at 3

Jay on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 2:54 PM

Once again proving how classy we are. So, is he going to do it?

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 2:56 PM

he couldn't emphazise the solo enough

Phil on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 3:14 PM

Big Jay emphasizes the solo!!

HA HA MASTURBATION!

Jerome on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 3:22 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ons/copy/030425

So if Larry Bird is BASKETBALL Jesus, I'm thinking there are Jesuses for other things too.

Football Jesus might be Jim Brown.
Baseball Jesus would have to be Babe Ruth.
Hockey Jesus would be Gretzky.
Soccer Jesus is definitely Pele.
Golf Jesus could be Arnold Palmer.
Tennis Jesus is Rod Laver hands down.
Interestingly enough, Poker Jesus is taken by Jesus Ferguson.

But how about other lesser Jesuses?
Beach Volleyball Jesus?
Billiards Jesus?
Ping-pong Jesus?
Lawn darts Jesus?
Bowling Jesus?
Boccerball Jesus?
Cup Stacking Jesus?

Personally, I wouldn't mind shaking hands with Cheeseburger Jesus and telling him how much I admire his work.

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 3:31 PM

I need a couple shots of bourbon and a shower after that memorial. I feel dirty.

douglas on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 3:32 PM

details! details!

Jay on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 3:33 PM

Did Terry touch you in a naughty place?

HA HA GAY.

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 3:35 PM

no touching just poems, eulogies, stories, mariah carey's "hero", relating me leaving to andy in the shawshank redemption and red because terry is black, an interpretation of "oh danny boy". I have copies of 3 of the speeches given. The janitor walked in halfway through and I think he was wondering how much he smoked at lunch.

douglas on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 3:36 PM

i'm proud of the impression you've made on your co-workers

Marc on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 3:48 PM

I could be coerced into going out drinking some with you tonight Joe. Can celebrate my last day of class too. Its actually next Monday, but it's pretty lax. I mean its a pot luck setup. Silly stupid future teachers.

Jay on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 3:56 PM

If I ever leave my job, I'll get a cheesy card and tai food. WTF?

joe on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 3:56 PM

fuck it I'm out. I'll wait for the bus with a beer.

Phil on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 4:03 PM

Ten Verses Never Preached On
http://www.churchhopping.com/ten-ve...er-preached-on/

douglas on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 4:03 PM

(a tear rolls down my eye) - i'm so proud

Marc on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 4:17 PM

Jay, do you mean Thai food?

Marc on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 4:20 PM

When I first read "Ten Verses Never Preached On" form Phil's link I just saw the first to words and thought, "That's a weird title for an article about Pearl Jam. (Note: Pearl Jam's first two albums were Ten and Verses)

Jerome on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 4:25 PM

Before the time had expired, David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife.

... And that, kids, is HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER.

Jay on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 4:51 PM

Yes I did Marc. Well played, Jerome.

Marc on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 7:13 PM

Phil, I took your recommendation on how much disdain you had for the new TBS show 10 Items or Less. So I watched the show and it was pretty bad. The main character I believe is mis-casted. The want someone charismatic playing the lead role, not someone trying to play a charismatic guy. And the premise for the second show is finding a stain that resembles Jesus Christ and using it to get more customers. Funny idea though, too bad It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia already did it. (Doesn't have the same ring to it as "Simpsons did it." But there's been plenty of Simpsons episodes that I haven't seen. Maybe they, in fact, DID do it.)

Beyond that the show's characters are hardly enjoyable. And you don't care for them at all. One great thing about It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is how horrible in nature the characters tend to be. Not horribly-constructed or acted, but they are bitter, rude, selfish characters. and I love it.

So I had to see the second show of 10 Items or Less just to compare the show. And it isn't much better than expected. Better than it's pilot, but still not great. Though, I did enjoy the line on the flyer promoting the Jesus stain. "Come for the miracle, stay for the prices." (with accompanying coupons).

stew on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 7:51 PM

Ha! Those "10 verses never preached on" was hilarious...I'm gonna forward that to my dad...something I have never done with NattySci material.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 9:33 PM

Damn I missed a good day to be one.

Gay Jesus would have to be Jay Smith.

Jay on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 10:37 PM

That's the way I would see it.

Phil on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 11:59 PM

Some excellent insanity over on this Ohio State message board (not sports related)
http://mb15.scout.com/fohiostatefrm...t=1&stop=20

Jay on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 9:06 AM

Without joe, we are going to have to do our best to keep the conversation going. Tattoos: Hot or Not? I say hot-the more the better. But they can't make an ugly chick hotter, only a hot chick hotter. Although they can make a cute chick hot.

douglas on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 9:07 AM

bon jovi song #1 for the day for those at home keeping count

Jay on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 9:15 AM

Douglas must really love bon jovi.

Phil on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 9:17 AM

Tatoos - I'd never date a girl with one

Marc on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 10:08 AM

Last Thursday I was talking to a girl who had a arm length tatoo. It was made up of various images. but one image was repeated several times. It was a skull with a pink girl's hair-bow on top of it. I told her it looks like what Minnie Mouse would look like when she died. She laughed. (NOTE: I believe even huge mouse ears would just be cartalage, and so when Minne Mouse died you wouldn't have "ear bones." Just clearly that up so it wouldn't start some stupid string of comments.)

Bigworm on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 10:19 AM

Douglas - So I decided to take you advice and listen to 100.5. I dont' see how you can listen to that radio station because for every song that is a Bon Jovi or a hungry like the wolf you get 5 Amy Grants or Sheryl Crow.

Jerome on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 10:45 AM

Kudos to Joe. Changing jobs in the holiday season are the best. If you play it right, you get to do both company XMAS parties. I was fortunate enough to do that in 2001 and came to find an open bar at both. Good times.

Where is Phil today?

Jerome on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 11:00 AM

huh ... since I don't have a radio at work, I checked out 100.5's Last-10-played list. It looks like some dude driving around in his 1991 Ford Bronco II is broadcasting his favorite mix tape.

Jerome on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 11:07 AM

Hey, snackers. Go to Kroger right now and buy a box of the Garden Herb Triscuits. They're delicious and their odor keeps others at a distance of at least 15 feet.

Jay on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 12:16 PM

Phil, you just cut yourself off to a sizeable chunk of the dating population. Way to go with absolutes.

Jay on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 12:16 PM

And where the hell is everyone today?

Brock on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 12:27 PM

You know what sucks... writing a scientific paper on something you did 3 years ago like it happened today.... boring.

I think I'm just going to become a lumberjack and move to Oregon.

douglas on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 12:41 PM

for the record, i'm not personally listening to 100.5, the office radio is on that station, we have to play like neutral stations for when customers come into the office, and yes, a lot of the songs are crap, but they do play the jovi, and that's all i care about. they're playing billy joel's we didn't start the fire which used to be my favorite song, so what if i was 9 at the time?

Brock on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 1:21 PM

Someone explain to me why they even consider letting this dude live? We need to bring back the guillotine.

http://wcpo.com/news/2006/local/12/...6/bonafide.html

Brock on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 1:51 PM

Check out the entry for the Titans... Trinity Represent!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/power...006&week=14

Marc on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 2:10 PM

So I've made it my mission to watch some new televisions shows I have yet to. Watched the first Friday Night Lights episode. It was decent, I figure it has to get better if it has Phil and others hooked. I mean it's no Varisty Blues. Yes, I like cheesy-ass Varsity Blues better than the movie Friday Night Lights. I know one is based on the other, but I find the mine more entertaining.

Watched the first five episodes of Day Break, back-to-back. And this is an interesting and decent show. I heard good reviews about it but had yet to see it. The days progress and it stays interesting. I like a good conspiracy show (like 24, or the cancelled Vanished). I like a good caper show too, but they've all gotten cancelled (thief, smith, heist).

I told of how I had to watch both episodes of 10 Items or less, after Phil told me of its awe of suckiness, and how each was agreeably bad. I still need to check out Ugly Betty and Dexter. Both are highly rated, but I'll make my own decision.

Oh and Brent, it appears your Rome on HBO will be returning in January. It would be cool it HBO and Showtime would make a traditional season of their high-rated shows rather than their 12-13 episode seasons.

joe on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 2:20 PM

my chase xmas party is next weekend and I am still invited. I have no clue if my new place of employment ha anything.

as for 100.5 they alternate songs from 80's and early 90's to late 90's to today. Pretty much every other song sucks.

I have a shitload of paperwork to fill out online between now and Monday that I just got in the mail for my new job. This shit sucks.

Jay on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 2:27 PM

I trying to run digested acidities, and it's taking forever for the pH to stabilize. This sucks.

douglas on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 2:29 PM

bon jovi #2 for those keeping count at home

Jerome on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 2:29 PM

I'm trying to find an SPF validator for DNS, but the only API that's even remotely useful is written in Python and hasn't been worked on in months. This sucks.

joe on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 2:30 PM

Admit it Douglas, your just listening for the Coldplay because your gay.

douglas on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 2:35 PM

yeah, all this homosexual talk the last couple days has really made me examine my feelings and explore my sexuality, and after a lot of self examination and thought-provoking sessions with a counselor, i've come to the determination that I am not heterosexual, from now on I will only have sex with male animals, as opposed to both genders. I am no longer bi-bestial, I am strictly homo-bestial. and yes, because of my newfound homo-bestialness, I have discovered the amazing sounds of the ever so talented Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow and the rest of his America-hating band, they're so groovy. All this talk about Bon Jovi, a very macho band, is nothing but a cover-up

Jerome on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 2:38 PM

In the distance, a slow clap is initiated ...

Brock on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 2:41 PM

I'm trying to come up with a good argument about why when I genetically splice the two transcription factors PU.1 and Spi-C together, they appear to repress the IgH intronic enhancer, but instead of activating the FcGRIIb receptor, they repress that as well. This sucks.

Brock on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 2:45 PM

Marc, I know Douglas harped on the show too much, but you should definitely check out "The Wire" if you are into "caper" shows. How 15 different plot lines all interconnect in the show is addicting to me.

I've heard good things about Rome, so I'm definitely putting that on my list of shows to watch.

Unfortunately, these HBO shows are a "real" hour long, so getting through them is a little harder than your standard network TV show.

douglas on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 2:49 PM

the season finale of 'the wire' is sunday night, if u have on demand u can watch it now, i watched it the other night, excellent finale, it sucks i gotta wait another year for a new season

Bigworm on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 3:12 PM

Does anyone know if Friday Night Lights was on this week (I don't think it was) or when they plan to play that episode?

Marc on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 3:19 PM

Friday Nights Lights was, in fact, on this week. And it was a new episode I haven't watched it. so that is all I am able to tell you at this time.
Maybe you can watch it hear. if you don't have it on digital cable or on-demand or whatnot. (You people and your advanced technology.)
http://www.nbc.com/Video/rewind/ful...ht_lights.shtml

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 3:21 PM

I just stuffed some dressings into a gaping hole in somebody's calf from a GSW with exposed muscle after looking at a some dudes charred hands after a kerosene heater blew up. My job rocks. Except I'm still the general surgeon's bitch and haven't seen the OR in 3 months. This sucks.

Marc on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 3:23 PM

Cheer up Chris, maybe someone will die in some horrific way. Or have a new life-altering and fark-worthy-post injury.

Brock on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 3:26 PM

Hell, I'm still working on the 2nd season of "The Wire," I flip to it every once in a while when its on HBO, but I have no clue whats going on, and I don't want to ruin any twists I haven't gotten to yet.

joe on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 3:31 PM

I put in the order the tent and heater today. They are supposed to call me back later with final details about cost, erection and destruction.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 3:38 PM

Yo man, COME ON, HIT THESE TOTS RIGHT HERE DAWG!

Story about Adalius Thomas (ravens linebacker) with a tribute to tater tots

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=fleming/061207

douglas on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 3:38 PM

haha, erection.

brock, yeah, season 2 is pretty good, but it's probably the worst one, and i won't even begin to mention season 4 cuz u won't have a fucking clue who anybody is, all i know is they set up season 5 to be very good

Bigworm on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 3:44 PM

Tuesday FNL was pre-empted unless it aired late it was not on.

Jay on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 3:52 PM

I will vouch that Rome is a good show. I can only keep up with so many shows though. If anyone is interested, Bones is a really good crime/science show. The science is way over the top, and nowhere near possible, but it is more of a character based drama (as opposed to Law and Order, where the characters aren't as important as the crime).

douglas on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 3:54 PM

what do u fuckers know about roxette baby?? hell yeah

Jay on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 3:56 PM

"She's got the look!"

Phil on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 4:02 PM

Friday Night Lights will be shown on Saturday at 1:30 pm. If those fuckers don't air it in HD there will be hell to pay.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 4:03 PM

Thanks Philco.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 4:55 PM

And it looks like R-Rod is the lucky man.

Barry on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 5:00 PM

a little late, but the circuit breaker went out in the basement where i'm looking at TMIIs and the pumps went out and thus my bio-filters weren't working and my crabs were suffocating. addtionally there seems to be a reaction between the caulk I'm using as a sealant and the salt water. And i'm reading a bore ass paper on community level selection. This sucks.

Barry on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 5:01 PM

dammit, i just said crab, caulk, and ass in one post...wait for it...

douglas on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 5:23 PM

so u just caulked your asshole with a crab inside it still? u fucking pervert

Marc on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 5:43 PM

Back off him. I mean, who hasn't done that once or twice?!

Marc on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 6:05 PM

This makes me sad for this person and whoever buys it.
http://louisville.craigslist.org/sy.../245396538.html

Brent on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 11:51 PM

A patient came in with a cervical radiculopathy suffered from a whiplash injury in a MVA approx. 3 weeks ago. He reported he has been having headaches ever since. I performed a manual sub-occipital release for 10 minutes. Now, I have bilateral proximal and distal interphalengeal pain and DOMS of the anterior forearm. Oh yeah, he still having fucking headaches. This job sucks.

Brock on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 1:20 AM

Its a Wonderful Night:

Trans-Siberian Orchestra - of course they rocked... it was like going to a Def Leppard, Van Halen, Eric Clapton, Megadeth, Metallica, and Bon Jovi concert all at once. I only wish Big Jay was there to lead the head-banging crowd. Oh, I should throw in a little Pink Floyd and Rush since they did have a laser-light show to go along with it. I've never screamed "rock-on" to various X-mas carols before, but it was classic.

Second, Smoke-Free Ohio kicked in... and even though dickhead liqour and bar association is sueing over constitutionality of the law... its still in effect. I just returned from the bar and do not reak of ass.... for the first time ever. My disdain for smoking has now reached a new level, knowing how nice it is to not have to burn my fucking clothes when I want to grab a beer. Thank you Ohio.

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 9:37 AM

Wow Div III scoring record set in basketball. Team wins 201-78, not sure why he pressed all game for though.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=2683783

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 9:38 AM

And here is another story about the game after the fact.

http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/sp...ts/16164814.htm

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 9:39 AM

This is great - DC coordinator Shannon of Miami got the HC job. Miami is still going to suck for a long time...unless they get a first rate OC.

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 9:44 AM

Since I haven't posted a song lately (I am sure all are disappointed) I decided that I would try to get people hyped of for New Years Party and trying to help Douglas up his count.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0ntUz7a9kg

Jerome on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 10:06 AM

Brock... TSO is AWESOME! Unfortunately, they've stopped coming to Louisville in favor of the bigger venue at Rupp Arena so I haven't seen them in a while. Since Diamond Darryl Pediford died stuff hasn't been the same, but they still rock out!

Did they get someone to replace Darryl in songs like the Music Box Blues, The Three Kings and I, or Prince of Peace?

Jay on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 10:11 AM

I would liked to have seen them.

Jay on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 10:22 AM

Happy birthday to David Carradine, 70.

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 10:47 AM

If you can snatch the pebble from my hand......

Jerome on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 11:14 AM

If you can diddle the snatch with your hand ...

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 11:18 AM

high-fives the colored kid in the corner.

Jay on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 11:46 AM

Wait...what?

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 12:18 PM

Shit found it.

"Jerome on Monday, December 04, 2006 at 11:06 AM

High five to Wes from the brown kid in the corner!"

so my post at 11:18 AM should read:
high-fives the brown kid in the corner!

Jay on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 12:20 PM

That makes more sense. I thought that sounded a little racial, at first.

Jay on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 12:20 PM

Well done Art Carmody.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...RTS02/612080418

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 12:22 PM

I am blaming my congested head on this one...........I don't feel like doing a damn thing including quoting people properly or taking the 5 minutes to scroll up and find the post.

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 12:27 PM

I am going to have to buy this game ASAP.

http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?ga...u6H0s581lwK0uQ8

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 12:59 PM

Sorry Jerome - I am not a racist. I am more of an equal opportunity offender.

douglas on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 1:27 PM

i hate white people

Brock on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 1:33 PM

The rockers for the TSO last night were from the band Sabotage. The name sounds familiar, but I don't recall anything they've done. Anytime there are pillars of fire at a Christmas concert, you know you are in the right place.

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 1:43 PM

Or hell.

joe on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 2:05 PM

I saw TSO in concert at the Palace a few years ago. It fucking rocked. Quite an experience. Half the audience didn't realize what they were getting themselves into and were totally out of place. I would definitely see them again.

joe on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 2:07 PM

I just completed the tent order. The tent is paid for at the price of $536.10. I just paid for it. The erection date is December 29th.

joe on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 2:11 PM

Anything going on tonight? I plan to watch the UL game that comes on at I believe 7. I could definitely use a drink since I woke up this morning and out of nowhere realized it is the 6th anniversary of my friend Mikhil's death. I'm up for whatever. Douglas, you work tomorrow, correct? Also, you want to go play basketball sometime? I know a play where we can go stand outside and wait for someone to walk out of this apartment complex down the street and catch the door and walk in. For anyone that doesn't understand what I am talking about just laugh it is a stupid B-mac moment.

joe on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 2:12 PM

I'm sitting here at the library, what is a better book to read "Idiot" by Johnny Damon or "Friday Night Lights"?`

Phil on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Friday Night Lights is one of the better books I've read

joe on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 2:18 PM

I'll give it a shot then

joe on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 2:24 PM

In the college football awards last night, how can Brady Quinn win the top player but Troy Smith win top QB? Isn't that a conflict of interest?

joe on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 2:26 PM

Rob Bironas might get a Chris Berman nickname:

16. Tennessee
Not only are the Titans 5-3 in their past eight games, not only does Vince Young just win football games, not only does Jeff Fisher have the same rejuvenated look on his face that Michael Douglas had right after he started tagging Zeta-Jones ... but I even won a huge parlay last Sunday with the Titans money line (+320) and Chris Berman using the nickname Rob "Muh-muh-muh-muh my" Bironas that same night (-470). That's right, I'm thoroughly enjoying the 2006 Titans season and LenDale White hasn't even gotten arrested yet.

joe on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 2:36 PM

UK sucks:

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ORTS03/61208040

Phil on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 2:52 PM

Oh, I certainly have already heard Chris "You're with my Leather" Berman drop the My Bironas nickname

Phil on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 2:58 PM

This is simply the most brilliant thing I have ever, ever read. The images are best viewed in a separate window. In the browser they seem smushed. In firefox just right click and choose "view image"

Phil on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 2:58 PM

http://freedarko.blogspot.com/2006/...nder-grave.html

Phil on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 3:06 PM

The Sports Guy has the Bills just were I like them: In the #1 spot for Fired Up for 2007!

douglas on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 3:13 PM

a little late, but joe said erection, haha

douglas on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 3:14 PM

and yes, bmac is a dumbass, and so is his boyfriend, and I really wanted to beat the shit out of that douchebag last night, (Not will for the record, but another douchebag)

douglas on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 3:15 PM

valuable advice:

http://health.msn.com/general/artic...49&GT1=8816

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 4:19 PM

So is there anything going on tonight?

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 4:23 PM

hahahahahaha...the fun continues at Bama's expense.

Alabama Athletics Director Mal Moore issued a statement Friday afternoon saying Rodriguez had turned Alabama down.

“I received word this afternoon that Coach Rodriguez has chosen to remain the head football coach at West Virginia," Moore said. "I fully respect his decision and wish him the best.

I want to remind everyone of what I said at the outset of this process: my only objective is to get the best person available to lead the Alabama football program. I remain determined to bring to our program a proven head coach with impressive credentials.

"While I am hoping to conclude the search soon, following a timeline is not my main priority. Hiring an outstanding head coach to lead our players is the most important thing, and that will continue to be my only objective.”

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 4:27 PM

Here is a quote from Ramel Bradley about carrying the ball (she) around.

"Coach wanted us to carry the ball around with us, take care of it, sleep with it. Coach told us to sleep with the ball. He’s trying to get us to take care of it, love it. She (the ball) already knows I love her, but now I have to take care of her a lot better. I know it’s a woman because I wouldn’t want to keep a guy around this much. I would never want to spend this much time with a guy.’"

Barry on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 4:28 PM

dammit you beat me to it. how awesome is that? rodriguez stays in the BE and Bama gets the same burning sensation that will soon be found in the crotch of whatever slut douglas pounds tonight. yeah.

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 4:29 PM

"Bama gets the same burning sensation that will soon be found in the crotch of whatever slut douglas pounds tonight" - priceless.

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 4:30 PM

Barry you have to warn me when you are going to do that...I nearly pissed myself.

douglas on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 4:31 PM

animals aren't sluts barry, duh!

douglas on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 4:33 PM

except for bo-peep the sheep, that bitch gets around the flock

Barry on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 4:33 PM

well...some are

douglas on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 4:34 PM

and besides, i like the burning sensation, it makes me feel alive and reminds me i'm doing something naughty, which is kind of a turn on

Barry on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 4:35 PM

like my friend jeff says
"what you do is make sure you got your cowboy boots on and you put her rear legs in the boots, that way she can't run away from you."

douglas on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 4:40 PM

i'm writing this down...

Barry on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 4:43 PM

yeah, i've lived in the south too long

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 4:53 PM

Jose Uribe killed in car wreck.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2691022

Bigworm on Friday, December 08, 2006 at 5:08 PM

Fired Coaches visit Santa.

http://www.newsobserver.com/1235/story/518801.html

douglas on Saturday, December 09, 2006 at 9:06 AM

if any other unlucky asses are working today let me know

Bigworm on Saturday, December 09, 2006 at 9:24 AM

NOt working, but I am up because my head is all congested.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 09, 2006 at 9:26 AM

Here is another oldie but goodie song. Pay close attention to the difference of cars in rap videos now. Lil Troy has a stock Benz rolling on dubs...todays cars are much more exotic and/or customized.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBLC4ZbRqTA

Bigworm on Saturday, December 09, 2006 at 9:46 AM

This is going to be reason alone for my to get an Xbox 360

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrtybVaVrDw

Marc on Saturday, December 09, 2006 at 9:48 AM

I'm just sorry Douglas will have a slow day of nothing but Wes-posts. Now that is a rough day. Just fucking with ya big guy.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 09, 2006 at 9:50 AM

To say I am hyped up doesn't even give it justice.
Here is a Halo 3 Montage of all the previews.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Cx8BsPouM

It's all good Marc, I figured nobody else was up this early so I am just giving Douglas some material to kill his day with.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 09, 2006 at 9:53 AM

Girl tries to out-hot Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.

IMHO, I think she fails.

http://www.break.com/index/keeley_h...ca_simpson.html

douglas on Saturday, December 09, 2006 at 10:00 AM

i don't mind the multiple wes posts, i'm bored. wes, u need to be careful with that Wii:
http://articles.moneycentral.msn.co...d.aspx?GT1=8886

Bigworm on Saturday, December 09, 2006 at 10:00 AM

Now I finally understand the Rolling Rock apology commercials.

Here is the Rolling Rock Beer Ape commercial they appologize for.

http://www.break.com/RollingRock/ro...k_beer_ape.html

and with that I am done.

douglas on Saturday, December 09, 2006 at 10:37 AM

pettitte back to the yankees:
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/...SO1&ATT=HMA

Phil on Saturday, December 09, 2006 at 10:40 AM

More links!
Eighth Bengal of the year arrested, this one for a DWI. I'd give the Sports Guy credit for predicting we'd see a Bengal arrested for a DWI but I think everyone knew it was bound to happen within the next week.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...e=ESPNHeadlines

Just two more and they'll hit the elusive double digit arrest record.

stew on Saturday, December 09, 2006 at 11:34 AM

Wes, here's another good old rap video featuring stock cars. Note that Jay-Z's Lexus still has the stock rims. Also the rather old looking helicopter at the beginning.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oBQWEgO4Us

douglas on Saturday, December 09, 2006 at 11:39 AM

i would love to hear bush say this exact same thing and see the public and press
come down hard on him
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16107719/

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, December 09, 2006 at 12:11 PM

I love Petitte and all, and it would be great if Clemens followed him to NY, but seriously, how much older can this fucking team get? Find some good young talent to spend their money on, instead of these geezers who will break down 3/4 of the way into the season. Fucking -a....I'm at work too, and will be here until sometime tomorrow morning. I hate this job. Are we playing football or basketball tomorrow?

Bigworm on Saturday, December 09, 2006 at 1:59 PM

The UK-IU game has been pretty good. Largest lead was 7 and there has been something like 15 lead changes.

I tell you what though, I am getting fucking tired of UK not playing with any emotion. Energy from the players feeds the crowd.

Brock on Saturday, December 09, 2006 at 6:41 PM

WTF happened to Bradley? He used to be the emotional one... its like Tubby has stolen then entire team's mojo. Did you listen to the after-game conference with Tubby... its like the guy has turned into Frankenstein... wait... Frankenstein at least got excited when around fire... I doubt Tubby would get excited if his pants were on fire... did someone neuter the poor guy?

UC finally showed some promise by beating Temple on the road... this season many not be a total wash... even with the NCAA dicking us over, again!

stew on Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 11:55 AM

Stefan Lefors signed with the Edmonton Eskimos of the CFL. I would not at all be surprised if he goes on to be the next Doug Flutie.

Bigworm on Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 12:51 PM

Man I don't know what the problem is in Lexington. Bradley gets emotional and he showed some of it yesterday, but at the same time I think the guys were so focused on defense they didn't want to break their focus.

Marc on Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 1:49 PM

Cuban, I watched the two How I Met Your Mother episodes. and the Hula girl and lemon-law girl do look extremely similar in the episodes (more than they do on their IMDB photos anyway). But the are, in fact two different girls.
Hula Girl
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1987941/
Lemon Law Girl
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0034791/

joe on Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 8:41 PM

B-mac, dino, chris and I just went to the UL -BU game and the question was asked what is gayer, male cheerleaders or the two man luge. B-mac responds what is the 2 man luge? Random guy in front of us turns around looks at B-mac laughing and says "he's a keeper"

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